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Come take a sip in the Drunk Dial Lounge · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hey, the drunk dial line, you ever call us is 602-888-1933.
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  Speaker 1: You can leave us a voicemail message if you're drunk.
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  Speaker 1: If you're not drunk, you can give it out to
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  Speaker 1: people if they're hitting on you. 602-888-1933. You can also
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  Speaker 1: leave us talkbacks. That's the red microphone on the free
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  Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app. You're listening to the show.
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  Speaker 2: Tap it.
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  Speaker 1: Just leave us a drunk dial or a talkback. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: here's some right now. You may end up on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: So I got invited to hang out with this new
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  Speaker 2: group of friends that I made.
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  Speaker 1: And I texted my friend and asked, you know, if
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  Speaker 1: she wanted to ride together.
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  Speaker 3: And we found out through the conversation that she wasn't
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  Speaker 3: even invited.
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  Speaker 4: It was so awkward.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't texted her back. I really want to go
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  Speaker 3: because I get along with.
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  Speaker 2: These guys really well.
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  Speaker 3: But I also don't want her to be pissed at me.
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  Speaker 3: It kind of seems like she wants me to not.
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  Speaker 2: Go because, you know, she wasn't invited.
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  Speaker 3: It had nothing to do with me, so I just
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  Speaker 3: don't know what to do.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's awkward.
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  Speaker 3: Is she a bad friend if I still go?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, is she a bad friend? That's awkward.
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  Speaker 3: She could hang out with the uninvited friend.
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  Speaker 5: Well, right, because, I mean, if my friend invited me
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  Speaker 5: somewhere and it was from a friend of a friend,
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  Speaker 5: I would obviously text me, like, do you want to
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  Speaker 5: go together? So the fact that, like, they're leaving her
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  Speaker 5: out I don't know. Maybe I would go just to
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  Speaker 5: get the tea. Like, why? Or the drama.
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  Speaker 4: Or the drama.
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  Speaker 5: And then be able to report back and be like, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: we actually, neither one of us needs to be friends
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  Speaker 5: with Ben.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of condescending remarks, my former sister-in-law always says to me,
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  Speaker 3: I'm so glad you have your little career. That makes
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  Speaker 3: me feel great. Uh-huh. Little in front of anything.
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  Speaker 5: That's so funny.
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  Speaker 2: I like that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, heck yeah. I don't know whose voice that was,
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  Speaker 3: but I love it. Hey, what's up? John Jay and Rich, Kyle, Peyton, Nick,
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  Speaker 3: everyone on the radio. This is William. There's so much
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  Speaker 3: happening tonight right now. I'm in the drive-thru line ordering.
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  Speaker 4: Some chicken and nuggies.
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  Speaker 5: And I just left the bar and there's a.
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  Speaker 3: Lady braiding wire into little bugs and scorpions and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And she said, something about pink and something, black and black, whatever.
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  Speaker 3: There was a bar fight. There was a lot happening.
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  Speaker 2: I got a little quartered.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, I think I'm up for my orders.
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  Speaker 3: Love you guys.
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  Speaker 1: And that's use of the drunked out line.
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  Speaker 5: I thought he said drag queen line. And I was like,
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  Speaker 5: where can I go there? Where can I find that?
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  Speaker 1: They're all over the place.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I want to go to a drag queen drive-thru line.
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  Speaker 3: My boyfriend thinks our cat just really likes me more
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  Speaker 3: than him.
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: I've been secretly putting treats in my bra before we
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  Speaker 3: sit on the couch, so she always comes and lays
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  Speaker 3: on me. It's literally been like eight months, and this
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  Speaker 3: man is genuinely hurt that the cat picked me.
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  Speaker 5: Great scam.
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  Speaker 1: That is so cute.
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  Speaker 4: My mother called me freaking out because she lost her
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  Speaker 4: wedding ring, and my dad wasn't home, so I went
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  Speaker 4: over to help her look.
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  Speaker 3: And we.
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  Speaker 4: We just tore the whole house apart looking for it.
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  Speaker 4: We finally found it inside their cookie jar. And I
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  Speaker 4: asked her, how in the world did it get there?
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  Speaker 4: And she just said, I don't know. And then my
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  Speaker 4: dad walks in and immediately says, oh, I put it there.
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  Speaker 4: And apparently every time that they've ever gotten an argument,
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  Speaker 4: my dad hides her wedding ring somewhere in the house.
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  Speaker 3: Because he thinks it forces them to.
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  Speaker 4: Make up whenever she needs his help finding it.
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  Speaker 2: So they've been married for 32 years. Maybe it's the
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  Speaker 2: secret to a long, happy marriage. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Love you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 5: That reminds me. When Kadeem and I first got engaged,
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  Speaker 5: I would always leave my ring just like out and about.
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  Speaker 5: I would take it off, put it on the kitchen
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  Speaker 5: counter or wherever. And he used to hide it. He
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  Speaker 5: used to hide it from me, and I used to
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  Speaker 5: get so mad.
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  Speaker 3: To teach you a lesson?
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  Speaker 5: But to teach me a lesson to not leave my
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  Speaker 5: stuff just laying around. The lesson was taught, because why
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  Speaker 5: are you taking my stuff? What?
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  Speaker 1: So you didn't learn anything.
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  Speaker 2: Every single time I stay at a hotel, I steal
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  Speaker 2: the batteries out of the TV remote. I don't need batteries.
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  Speaker 2: I have a drawer full of them. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Why I do it.
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  Speaker 2: At this point, I think this is who I am.
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  Speaker 1: Makes sense because I can't tell you how many hotel
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  Speaker 1: rooms I've gone in where the remote doesn't work at
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  Speaker 1: all because it's got no batteries. You guys, that's the
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  Speaker 1: Drunk Outline. Call us, leave us a message, 602-888-1933 or
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  Speaker 1: talk back on the free iHeartRadio app.