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DLHS Hour 4 | Five feelings women only understand · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the DL Hugley Show your twenty twenty six audition.
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  Speaker 1: In case you're going to be in Baltimore, Maryland, I
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  Speaker 1: would be there this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday at the
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  Speaker 1: Baltimore Comedy Factory, one of my very favorite venues to play.
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  Speaker 1: So in I think eighteen ninety one, the United States
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  Speaker 1: of America play paid the Italian government twenty five thousand
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  Speaker 1: dollars a piece for eleven Italian citizens that were lynched,
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  Speaker 1: which would be the equivalent of eight hundred thousand dollars
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  Speaker 1: right now, right correct the Reagan administration, which is reparations.
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  Speaker 1: The Reagan administration gave Japanese that were interred doing World
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  Speaker 1: War Two. They in turn, they gave them reparations, right
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  Speaker 1: they did. And now the Trump administration is talking about
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  Speaker 1: giving he'll Billy rednecks j six ers reparations. The only
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  Speaker 1: thing America gave black people was sick siphless and we
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  Speaker 1: had to wait in line for that.
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  Speaker 2: And that's actually true. That's the only thing.
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  Speaker 1: And the thing is what I think think people need
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  Speaker 1: to understand is they have set a precedent for the
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  Speaker 1: the the government giving you know, reparations to people. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something. All these black people who
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  Speaker 1: have had so the the the Department of the Army,
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  Speaker 1: Corps of Engineers, the Department of Transportation, they used the
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  Speaker 1: civil engineers. They all did what was called they used
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  Speaker 1: emminent domain to basically raid wealth. Yes, they did it
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  Speaker 1: all across the country. If you look at where the
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  Speaker 1: ten Freeway started, for example, it started at a place
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  Speaker 1: called sugar Hill, was black wealth, but one of the
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  Speaker 1: black wealthiest neighborhoods. They built specifically through our neighborhoods. There's
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  Speaker 1: a place called South Lake, which in Dallas, which a
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  Speaker 1: black slave, the son of a slave, a half slave.
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  Speaker 2: He was a half black man.
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  Speaker 1: His father gave him that land, and the Army Corps
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  Speaker 1: of Engineers took it, flooded it, and made a wealthy
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  Speaker 1: neighborhood from him. And now he has a plaque in
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  Speaker 1: a nature preserve. A well, I gave you this neighborhood.
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  Speaker 1: All you gave me was this.
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  Speaker 2: Platu Let's add to that list.
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  Speaker 3: You have Seneca Village, yes, which was predominantly black owned
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  Speaker 3: community in New York.
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  Speaker 2: And that is Central Park. Yes, Palm Springs happened as well.
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  Speaker 2: That's a black neighborhood.
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  Speaker 3: Then you had Black Bottom Paradise Valley, which was in Detroit,
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  Speaker 3: a predominantly black neighborhood demolished for a renewal, urban renewal
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  Speaker 3: and a freeway construction. You had Greenwood black Wall Street.
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  Speaker 3: Obviously you had I never heard this Poppleton in Baltimore Marrion, Maryland.
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  Speaker 3: It was a city redevelopment. They seized it targeted one
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  Speaker 3: hundred people.
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  Speaker 1: The senus of those people do is hire lawyers and
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  Speaker 1: sue the federal government since they're repatriating people are there giving,
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  Speaker 1: so they're having reparative since they're giving reparations, and anybody
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  Speaker 1: can sue for it. So I don't understand why black
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  Speaker 1: people don't have Matt class Avanlancho because I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if you know this, but black people have been treated
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  Speaker 1: pretty poorly.
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  Speaker 2: By the federal government. We have a laundry list in
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  Speaker 2: my family.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the senate of the valors who own Calabasses and Agora.
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  Speaker 1: They the federal government took that land from them. If
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  Speaker 1: it is that now you're going to repatriate people, you're
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  Speaker 1: going to it's restorative justice. If that's what it is
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  Speaker 1: like the people who are in Black Wall Street. They
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  Speaker 1: should go right now. So I'm pretty sure that the
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  Speaker 1: two years that Jay six is served ain't got one hundred,
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  Speaker 1: three hundred and ninety eight years that black people serving
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  Speaker 1: the servitude here and now that you're going to make
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  Speaker 1: things right for people, I think that much like you know,
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  Speaker 1: you got two billion dollars to give restorative justice to people.
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  Speaker 1: Black people need to have Indians to Mexican student. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: they need to. If you were related to Bob Jones
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  Speaker 1: in Dallas, yours descendant of his, you need to be
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  Speaker 1: going to court. So Women's Health Awareness Month, and no
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  Speaker 1: matter how hard you try, you just cannot understand the
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  Speaker 1: jasmine it us five feelings only women understand by Meg
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  Speaker 1: Butler for Madame Lawala.
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  Speaker 3: Never find that awkward feeling you get at the oh
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  Speaker 3: I got a college's office.
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  Speaker 2: The only women understand that, what's that crank right here?
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  Speaker 2: Are you? Are you raising up a card? But tired
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  Speaker 2: of that head man? I want that big light.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Number four the top five feelings Only women understand the
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  Speaker 3: necessity of going to the bathroom to.
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  Speaker 2: Get hunting impacts. Yeah, we have to go together. We
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  Speaker 2: can got the hold you up over there.
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  Speaker 3: And also make plans, and when we get back you
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  Speaker 3: tell them. Number five feelings, only women understand the satisfaction.
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  Speaker 2: Of plucking that pesky chair that keeps coming back here.
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  Speaker 4: You ever talked to a lady and it just you
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  Speaker 4: can't hear nothing, she said, because all you're doing is
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  Speaker 4: watching that here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think of the top five feelings, only
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  Speaker 3: women understand the pain of a beautiful pair of new shoes.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, lord, that's women, that's what who said? That said that?
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  Speaker 2: Not for not for walking, just for sitting down and
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  Speaker 2: joining off.
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  Speaker 3: And the number one of the out five feelings, only
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  Speaker 3: women understand the joy of taking your bra off after
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  Speaker 3: a long day or a short one.
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  Speaker 1: Just taking it off period. It's like somebody let her
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  Speaker 1: life raft of in here loosten here.
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  Speaker 2: I understand that.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I enjoyed lay whoa wait, I enjoyed taking your
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  Speaker 4: bras off too.
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  Speaker 2: You know that's good?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but if it's tight, you can put your
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  Speaker 1: eye out. You ready to be careful that maybe they
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  Speaker 1: had a new white comedian this after you understand that,
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  Speaker 2: Jasmine Sanders has been the day? What have you learned today? Well?
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  Speaker 2: I see why.
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  Speaker 3: I guess the DJ and everybody in whatever the judicial
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  Speaker 3: system we have in this country. I see now why
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  Speaker 3: they've been so busy. Apparently they've indicted the former Cuban
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  Speaker 3: president Raul Castro. Here's something he did back in nineteen
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  Speaker 3: ninety six. But they can't seem to indict this particular
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  Speaker 3: president who continue to do crazy stuff every day.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: One thing is for sure, they hate comedians and principal
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  Speaker 1: white men way more than they hate pedophiles. Sure, if
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  Speaker 1: you try to do the right thing, they hate you.
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  Speaker 2: They can look at it over there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh congratulations, Kelan Bottoms, Oh yeah, that's right. I saw
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  Speaker 1: he all that, and he said we got to get you.
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  Speaker 3: Better late than never. Yeah, come on, well, congratulations. I
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  Speaker 3: think that's pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 1: I think I don't know, this will be interesting because
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  Speaker 1: you know that if she wins, she'll be the very
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  Speaker 1: first black female executive of a state.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, the very first one. First name Tisha, last name bottoms.
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  Speaker 2: What in Atlanta? That could be something.
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  Speaker 1: We're not connecting the bottoms, skip my man, cheat them
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  Speaker 1: when you learn today, baby boy.
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  Speaker 4: Man, I'm just getting ready, getting ready. You know, we
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  Speaker 4: got a long weekend coming up this weekend. Man, I'm
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  Speaker 4: looking forward to him.
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  Speaker 1: The next man. I got to say something. The Knicks Man,
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  Speaker 1: the Knicks Man too.
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  Speaker 2: Good to see in the row. Yeah did you see that? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: I did. I thought that was over, but that Bronx
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  Speaker 2: and I didn't know yet he was. He liked that.
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  Speaker 2: He's like that. But speaking of like that, I can't we.
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  Speaker 1: Was wearing James Harden out there. That little lights kid
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  Speaker 1: dude is like that all it is. He kept getting
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  Speaker 1: into the man. I don't know how the couldn't stop
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  Speaker 1: that kid. I can't wait to see that right now
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  Speaker 1: to six Flags. But he can get man, huh, I
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  Speaker 1: can't wait. It was twenty five points or something.
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  Speaker 2: Like twenty two points with seven minutes left. Something I
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  Speaker 2: was about to change.
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  Speaker 1: Man. The next thing I know, well, I'm glad for
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  Speaker 1: your sake and that they did it because one time
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  Speaker 1: last year they were up twenty two points.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't the most goal game. It was the most
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  Speaker 2: game for you, for us.
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  Speaker 1: It was just a game for you, lady. I remember
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  Speaker 1: she thought they're gonna win and she was all.
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  Speaker 2: Prother they made it that far.
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