Transcript

Coast to coast · STEVE 8

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SPEAKER_00: Bro.
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SPEAKER_00: Bruv.
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SPEAKER_00: Bruv, this is a test.
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SPEAKER_00: This is only a test?
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SPEAKER_00: This is just a test.
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SPEAKER_00: Or this is a real thing.
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SPEAKER_00: No, this is just a test.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm just doing a test.
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SPEAKER_00: You are you timing it?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm timing it and then but I'm just doing a test and then I'm gonna send it to you.
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SPEAKER_00: But this could be the real thing.
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SPEAKER_00: This could actually be the real thing.
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SPEAKER_00: It doesn't have to be a test because it's working.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, but I don't know if it's working.
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SPEAKER_00: Bruv.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because it just told me it's recording me.
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SPEAKER_00: It's working.
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SPEAKER_00: Bruv.
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SPEAKER_00: But bruv, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: Bruv.
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SPEAKER_00: Bruv.
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SPEAKER_00: What's going on, man?
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SPEAKER_00: What's what's what's happening?
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SPEAKER_00: So now now you're in Florida.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm trying to get my circadian rhythm figured out.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_00: Good luck with that.
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SPEAKER_00: Good luck with that.
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SPEAKER_00: Caroline's over there.
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SPEAKER_00: She's she's um commenting.
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SPEAKER_00: Of course.
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SPEAKER_00: She's commenting on what I'm saying.
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SPEAKER_00: They always do.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the women folks.
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SPEAKER_00: They're always commenting.
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SPEAKER_00: They're always commenting.
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SPEAKER_00: They're always trying to get us straight, you know?
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SPEAKER_00: Commenting.
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SPEAKER_00: They're always they're always trying to make us better men's.
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SPEAKER_00: Sometimes I sometimes I refer to my wife as Howard.
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SPEAKER_00: Howard?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, for Howard Cosell.
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SPEAKER_01: Always commenting.
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SPEAKER_00: Ah okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Remember him?
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: A little bit, a little bit.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, I'm not as old as you, probably.
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SPEAKER_00: No, you're you're definitely not as old as me.
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SPEAKER_00: What are we what are we what are we talking about today?
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SPEAKER_00: Did we get some good reviews?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, I sent you the one.
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SPEAKER_01: I sent you the one.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: That we got.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: That was that that looked that was good, right?
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SPEAKER_00: That was good.
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SPEAKER_00: That was your kid, though.
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SPEAKER_01: That wasn't my kid.
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SPEAKER_01: That was my kid's friend.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, okay.
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SPEAKER_00: That's good.
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SPEAKER_00: The kids are into it.
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SPEAKER_00: I think I think Gin Gen Alpha and whatever the gen.
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SPEAKER_00: What gen are we in?
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SPEAKER_00: All the gens are into it right now.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know what their I don't know what their gen is.
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SPEAKER_01: I they it my favorite line is it's straight dad comedy gold.
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SPEAKER_00: So we're dad comedy.
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SPEAKER_00: It's dad comedy gold.
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SPEAKER_00: I guess we're dad comedy.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, which we didn't even realize.
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SPEAKER_00: I think we should add that to our whatever hashtags or whatever.
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SPEAKER_00: Taglines and stuff.
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SPEAKER_00: Tag lines.
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SPEAKER_00: Our hashtags.
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SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, but you know, you have to time it.
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SPEAKER_00: Are you timing it?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm timing it.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm looking right at the thing that says the thing.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, because this is where this is where things change.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm not there to run the show.
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SPEAKER_00: And so now you have to run the show.
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SPEAKER_00: I just don't know if you have the technical capabilities.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, all right now I'm just testing to see if this like phone call thing will work.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because we're gonna, but we're not launching the podcast yet.
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SPEAKER_00: No, it's this is it's this it's TBD.
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SPEAKER_00: It's BS T C2C.
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SPEAKER_00: C2C.
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SPEAKER_00: No, there's not C there's nothing, no C Yeah, coast to coast, baby, coast to coast.
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SPEAKER_00: Right now, we're coast to coast.
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SPEAKER_00: It's too many things.
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SPEAKER_00: It's too many things.
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SPEAKER_00: No, but you you think it's too many things?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think hey eight minutes, eight o'clock, coast to coast.
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SPEAKER_00: Nope.
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SPEAKER_00: Satchel and Steve.
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SPEAKER_00: Nope.
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SPEAKER_00: To be determined.
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SPEAKER_00: To be determined?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, because that's like the podcast will be to be determined when we launch it, which is not necessary.
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SPEAKER_00: Did you figure out what hyperbole means?
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: You did?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because I asked my wife.
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SPEAKER_00: She said everybody knows what it means.
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SPEAKER_00: She said you gotta be an idiot to not know what it means.
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SPEAKER_01: You at least asked a human.
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SPEAKER_01: So that counts.
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SPEAKER_00: We didn't look it up online.
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SPEAKER_00: What did your what did your very smart wife say?
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SPEAKER_00: Just you know, like I forgot now.
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SPEAKER_00: No, you forgot.
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SPEAKER_00: You see something about like um exaggeration?
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SPEAKER_00: Maybe I think that might be part of it.
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SPEAKER_00: Like something about that.
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SPEAKER_00: Something about like exaggeration, maybe.
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SPEAKER_00: Did you ask your wife?
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SPEAKER_00: No.
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SPEAKER_00: I didn't.
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SPEAKER_00: Is this dad comedy gold what we're doing right now?
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SPEAKER_00: I don't this might be.
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SPEAKER_00: This might be.
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SPEAKER_00: Do you think we have chemistry yet?
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SPEAKER_00: Did we chemistry?
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: It's hard to have chemistry, isn't it?
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SPEAKER_00: I don't, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't think it's hard.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Can we um can we like talk about Love Island every day?
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SPEAKER_00: Like, can we make this like a Love Island reviewing part of it?
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SPEAKER_01: Did you watch last night?
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SPEAKER_00: Oh I'm not watching it anymore.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm not watching it anymore.
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SPEAKER_00: It's trash.
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SPEAKER_00: Utter trash.
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SPEAKER_01: You keep saying that.
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SPEAKER_00: I was at the hotel, you know.
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SPEAKER_00: Delta bought me a hotel.
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SPEAKER_00: So what happened on Love Island?
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SPEAKER_00: Oh man, I don't even well, the maybe you should maybe we should be able to get the guy.
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SPEAKER_00: The guys and the girls, there's six guys and six girls, and then they sent the guys off to another little villa to hang to with six new girls to kind of test their relationships to make sure that they want to be with those posters all.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and then the girls got 12 new guys, and they got to pick out their favorite six, and they're gonna kiss and slobber on them, hump on them a little bit.
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SPEAKER_00: It's so trashy, man.
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SPEAKER_01: Maybe we should.
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SPEAKER_00: I can't believe that that's a big show.
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SPEAKER_01: Let's add dad comedy and and love island update to our yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Now, now now that I think people that's how we're gonna get um, you know, fans.
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SPEAKER_00: We don't want to especially the gen alphas or whoever they're called Gen Z this is just are they?
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SPEAKER_00: What I don't know what gen they are.
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SPEAKER_00: I think they're Gen Gen X.
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SPEAKER_00: No, I think they're Gen D.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm a Gen X.
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SPEAKER_00: You're Gen X?
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SPEAKER_01: You're not Gen X.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what are you, Jen?
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SPEAKER_01: I think I'm I think I'm like the last of the boomers.
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SPEAKER_01: I really think I'm still you might be you might be a boomer.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, boomer.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know what that boomer is.
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SPEAKER_00: But I think I'm like a boomer somehow.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't okay, boomer.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't understand that.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: You know.
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SPEAKER_00: So my circadian rhythm's messed up, man.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I bet it is.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh I had to get up real early to go to the airport and stuff because I missed a flight, and then I had to get a hotel room, and then I had to get a flight, and then I had to get an early flight.
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SPEAKER_00: I should be sleeping right now, basically.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you should be.
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SPEAKER_00: You should be.
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SPEAKER_00: Are you gonna hang up on me at eight minutes?
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SPEAKER_00: Are you just gonna hang up?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, no, we're gonna do the wrap-up like we always do.
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SPEAKER_00: We always wrap it up.
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SPEAKER_00: We should probably we should probably start thinking about wrapping up.
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SPEAKER_00: We always wrap it up precisely and and cleanly.
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SPEAKER_00: There's never any like cutoff.
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SPEAKER_00: When I was when I was doing it back when I was in charge, I cut that stuff off right at eight minutes.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, but we had we had wrapped it up, hadn't we?
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SPEAKER_00: Like, haven't we?
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SPEAKER_00: Let's wrap it up.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, you wrap it up.
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SPEAKER_00: Well When's eight minutes?
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know when eight minutes.
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SPEAKER_00: Just wrap it up.
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SPEAKER_00: Just wrap it up.
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SPEAKER_00: All right.
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SPEAKER_00: Hope you have a good day, buddy.
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SPEAKER_00: Do we have any