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Raised By Mammals: Karl Jobst Completionist Update & Henry Cavill Doll · Multiple Nerdgasm

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Welcome to Multiple Nerdgasm with your hosts Matt, Luke and
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I've covered it. But what is it advertising?
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I don't know what that is my. Favorite in the world?
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From Vietnam, yeah. I assumed.
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It's like when you go to a pub and they they pour Peroni into a
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like a Guinness glass and you're like, this is not.
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Right, right. There's only a couple of beads
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in Australia where they have a special glass Guinness, Peroni
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and Asahi. Yeah, right.
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Yeah, you get a glass. I love two of those 3 beers.
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Yep, but when you go to England it's every single beer has its
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own glass. Yeah, here we do.
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But they they just mix them up a lot.
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Here we've got the Pint, the Schooner and a MIDI.
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That's it. That's all you need.
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You can get pints there now, can you?
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Of course you. Need to get pints there.
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Is well, yeah, I mean, they Once Upon a time, but Matt's been
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gone for a while. Yeah, yeah, Now it's my local.
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My local just pulls me pints. Yeah, right.
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I'll bet they do. Here they just said you want 16
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or 24 oz and I go just the big number obviously.
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Yeah, just. Give me the big.
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Did I ask? Actually, I ask you an ounce. 24
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oz. 24 oz Too many. You know what?
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I don't know what an ounce is. I've never even heard.
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Yeah, see. See.
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Neither do I. How do?
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You see, maybe that's why they ask you, because they're like,
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Sir, that is altogether do. You know how much bee you've
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consumed? No, I don't.
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I don't want to know. Yeah, your DNA, you.
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Tell me I have to tell my doctor and he's going to get the shits.
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And I've got to tell my personal trainer.
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Yes, she does. Ask me, did you drink last night
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after trivia? Yep, she is.
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Yeah, I could tell. Tell.
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Yeah. By working out, not just by
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looking at you right. Right.
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Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, by my lack of enthusiasm.
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I may have brought a tower. You know you can get towers.
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Towers. Tower like like Trump Tower.
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Yep, Like no, like Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers.
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Oh, gotcha. My tower, the.
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Ones that Osama bin Laden destroyed.
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At the Battle of Hells Tea. He bought a tower of Long
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Island. He brought a long.
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Island Ice tea Tower. Holy full of kid.
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Tower Wait, I. Don't even know what that is.
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They have actually cost me 9 bucks.
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Drink Jesus Christ. What?
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I don't know what this is. Tell me what this is.
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You know, you know your beer towers.
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No. Oh, you don't.
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Yeah, he lives in the land of the free, not the land of the
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beer. Like we got to educate him.
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There are some places where you go where you can buy, like I
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think it's what, what is it, 3 liters or 4 liters and it's just
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a tower. Of it's not meant to be for one
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person, right? It's meant to be shared.
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You can. Just say you buy a jug.
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It's no, that's yeah. It's not a jug.
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Like it's but that theory theory.
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You're not supposed to drink the whole jug.
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But we did. Oh.
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I drink the whole jug all the time.
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Yeah, but it keeps the be cold. It's got something in there that
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keeps it cold. And then you just pour your own.
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Drinks. Look, I know we always talk
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about the Swamp Bar, but do you remember Jolly Jug night at the
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Swamp Bar? 5 dollars $5.
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Do you know how much? Cost me for a jug now.
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Oh yeah, on Thursday or no? On Fridays it cost me $30 and
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that gives me nachos as well. OK, that's not bad.
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That's not right, $30.00 for a jug.
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Nachos. It's $32.
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Is it actually nachos or is it like here you get nachos chips
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with that that sauce from a packet, the cheese sauce from
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an? Actual good dachos.
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There you go. It's only a deal they've got.
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Normally it's a lot more expensive.
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Just on Friday, they're trying to get people in.
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Can I just complain about health and diet for a SEC?
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Sure on this topic. I'll try listen this photo.
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If you're wondering why this is Australia Tech video movie
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fucking video podcasters talking about being old, it's because we
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are. We are old, I'm lactose and
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toilet. I just can't, can't get, can't
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get away from it. Can't drink?
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Just developed an intolerance, have you?
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Can't. Yes, I've developed several
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intolerances. America's developed a few.
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I know how that is. It has, yeah.
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Yeah, it had them I think in the past.
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They've been simmering under the surface.
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They've been dormant. Yeah, the 1950s.
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I recall this was all perfectly, Perfectly fine as well.
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No, I just got to avoid milk. Which is, you know, you'd think
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it'd be pretty easy. No, it's fucking not.
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I'm eating fucking. I'm eating chips today.
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Crisps for our British listeners.
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Decide to just look at the packet.
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No, contains milk. Can't have it all right.
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Had to stop eating the bag of chips later on same day.
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Go to Woolworths, buy a BBQ chicken, bring it home, look at
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the pack, Contains milk. Why does a chicken hell contain
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milk? How does chicken contain milk?
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I assume. They've is it one of those
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warnings? Is it one of those?
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Warnings. No, it's not.
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The may contain or like made in the same environment as Yeah,
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no, it's where's put fucking. Chicken may have drunk milk at
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some point. Yeah, that's true.
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We've. Chicken raised by mammals.
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Over this chicken. That's the new Ridley Scott
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television series Raised by Mammals.
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Having to be fair that wolves are mammals.
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That's true. It's.
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Gotten less specific. The body gets his.
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Fables. Let's just keep it vague.
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Raised by mammals? No, we we were all raised by
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mammals, presumably. That's raised by chickens,
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ironically. Yeah, I know, right?
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But that's why I can't eat you. That and the Lord.
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All the milk. That's not you'll be happy to
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know I can still eat anything. Yeah, No, I know what you mean,
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Dick, because we got friends who are vegan here.
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And when you like, it's like you don't think about it.
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And I should understand because I'm vegetarian.
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Well, I'm pescetarian. And so I understand that like,
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you have to check things because especially here in America,
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they'll just sneak some animal stuff into stuff.
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Yeah. Oh yes.
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Yeah, and so for vegans, they've got to worry about the whole
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spectrum of animal things. And it's like, I've got
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something to why the fuck has this got eggs in it?
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Like or whatever. Yeah, yeah, it's true.
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And I I have to buy vegan food now except for the meat, except
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that even now I have to check if it's vegan or not.
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Yeah. See, I've got no problem with
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vegetarian or vegan or any of that.
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I'd happily be one. It's just I'm too lazy to do it
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because you have to think. And it is a complicated.
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Idea and it's. And you have to ask at
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restaurants too, I guess in a way that I don't think about it.
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Chicken. And I'm happy.
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Because I'm also of the mind that if I don't know about it,
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it's not going to worry me too much because like how I'm not
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going to know And like if I've eaten something and someone
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goes, oh, like, for example, they make stuff.
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It's not an allergy is what you're saying?
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Yeah, they make stuffies here, which is like, it's like a clam
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that they mix up with some bread crumbs, put it back in there.
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And I used to eat them all the time.
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And then somebody told me it's got chorizo in there.
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And I was like, oh. And then I'm like, oh, you've
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been eating it. I'm like, oh, well, I mean, I
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didn't know, so I'll stop eating them.
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I'm not going to beat myself. But I'm not going to, Yeah, I'm
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not going to feel guilt. Yeah.
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For the pigs. That I've eaten in the past.
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Yeah, I'll leave them for that. Explains why they're delicious.
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I went to we went to the aquarium.
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The Sydney Aquarium today cost $150.00 for my family to go.
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What? There's three of you.
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I'll say this, it is pretty good and it's very big, but I learned
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something. I learned a few things, but one
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thing I learned that's relevant to this conversation is that
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there's such a thing as a planktitarian, which is when you
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only eat plankton, so. So would that be a whale?
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Yeah, I guess so. But they were like, because they
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always have, you know, they've got all the science facts about
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the animals. Yeah, right.
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And I just and, you know, this is a, this is a vegetarian, this
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is a carnivore. This is a pescetarian.
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Pescetarian. If I search on Instagram I'm
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going to find a bunch of influencers too.
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Just that's. What I'm Yeah, exactly, yeah,
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some rich blonde skinny bitch and fucking.
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Yeah, somebody really attractive who's going to get outed for
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eating fucking steak like. Yeah, which is anything that's
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not plankton. Yeah, right.
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I saw you hitting amoeba. You.
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You're already bioluminescent algae.
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Yeah, don't believe people on on on Instagram listings.
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Except for that guy who only ate livers until he died, I think
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you can believe him. I think he pretty well.
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No, wait, liver key. He didn't die.
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Liver key. Is full of shit.
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He's not like, crazy. He was on steroids.
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Yeah, he went. He got arrested because he said
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I'm going to go kill Joe Rogan. And then he flew to Austin and
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the police picked him up because.
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And he was like, I was just, I wasn't serious.
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And they're like, well. Then why are you here?
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Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he does.
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He he wants to fight Joe Rogan, for no one knows why they've
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never. Had no.
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No, because because Joe Rogan said early on with what's it
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more plates, more the dates guy. They had a episode where they
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just basically they just slagged him off and said no, he's full
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of shit. He's on, he's on stuff.
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There's no way he looks like that and he's not on something.
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And so now he's blames them for the fact that he got.
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But he's not because of the roid rage.
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Because he actually was on stuff and they just, they just knew.
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And so he's mad at them. Yeah, it's funny because like,
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I, I mean, I, I watch a lot of like health and fitness
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influences and plenty of them are on junk, but they all just
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tell you which ones. Tell you.
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Yeah, you're watching male ones? I thought I watch female ones.
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Yeah, right. I don't want to get a female
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body or watch it. Luke's not even making a joke.
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He's just like, yeah. That's why Luke plays as women
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in video games. Yes, because he's he's a video
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game transaction. He's not concerned with what he
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looks like. He wants to see the female form.
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Like I'm playing the female character in the Outer Outer
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Outer Worlds 2. Oh, oh, you're having a play of
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that. OK, I've.
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Been playing for. A while and I have no idea
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what's happening. I have no idea what the story is
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like. Right.
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Is it because you skipped the dialogue?
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Not skipped it, I'm just confused by it.
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Same as I'm playing Borderlands 4 as well and I've no idea what
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the story is but that's a bit it.
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Doesn't matter so much. It doesn't matter so much.
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I'm not. I'm about 5 hours into Outer
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Worlds 2, not minding it. Yeah, right.
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OK. Fire hasn't run another.
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Story as well. Are you playing it on hard?
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Very hard, very hard, very hard. I had two funny things about The
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Outer World 21 is that if you buy the deluxe edition of the
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game, when you start the game you automatically get a negative
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trait called consumerism, which means stuff's more expensive,
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and I thought that was very funny.
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Amazing. But hold on, Outer Worlds is
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about consumerism. Shouldn't?
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Should it be a plus? I know, it's funny.
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And then the other thing is to apparently if you steal too much
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stuff in the game, you can develop a trait called
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kleptomania where you will randomly steal things while
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you're walking around and you can get caught.
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You don't even like, you don't even know.
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Yeah. And I'm like, that's so good.
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For some reason the. First time I I do have to I
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can't say the word. Charisma.
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No, I definitely don't have that consumerism right because I
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brought the deluxe, definitely. Oh nice.
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You. You definitely are a consumer
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though, Luke. I spent the $40.00 so I could
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play the game five days early well.
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I'm gonna have to spend money if I want because I don't have game
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pass anymore. I realize, OK, you don't.
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You don't have any game Pass now?
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Correct. Wow.
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They made me think about it. But what about when you want to
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play the DLC for Indiana Jones? I'll have to buy it if I'm going
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to do that. And then I have to consider, do
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I want to bother? Yeah, when I've.
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Yeah. I mean you're right, I've not
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even turned on my Xbox. If they had not see if they
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hadn't done anything, I would have just happily just left it
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on them. Paid 20 bucks a month.
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Which is what I do, it just it just pays in the background.
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But yeah, because they put the price up and because there's all
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that fuss about it. And I, I thought about it
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because people were like, well, 30 bucks, 2, two months of that,
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I could buy a whole game. And I was like, yeah.
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And I was like, hang on, 20 bucks.
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Buy a whole game every. Three months of that I could buy
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a whole game and I don't play games that often.
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You probably don't buy. A new game every three months
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anymore. Exactly.
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So they they it's their fault for making me think about it.
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Yeah. No, that's fair.
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Like if I bought The Outer Worlds today, that would just be
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the money I'd spend on Game Pass since I cancelled it, so
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whatever. It is still value money for me
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because I still play. That's fair.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fair.
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So yeah, yeah. And I still pay extra so I can
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play the game early. Yeah, and I'm not saying anyone
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else should do that. It's just for me.
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I just don't. I'm spending so much time
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playing No Man's Sky still like, and I've owned that for 10
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years. Like why am I spending money on
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game parks? And they're still updating that.
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The new expedition just came out Breach.
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It's fucking awesome. And they don't charge.
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I do have. To get that.
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For it look, I mean, I played it.
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I played it 10 years ago. I thought it was pretty.
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No, it's so different now. It's and it's so good.
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There's so many things to do and it's like you can you get, you
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build your own spaceship. You can stand up and walk around
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in the spaceship, open the fucking door, fly out into space
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in a space suit. Now you can do all this stuff.
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It's just nuts, man. It's so good.
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And all exactly to say, just the cost it what it cost you at the
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start. Yeah, I can pay you 30 bucks for
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it. Yeah, or anything. 10 like
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literally 10 years ago I bought it.
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Yeah, and I remember us saying it's not a full game, but it was
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only 30 bucks, so. Yes, that's and it was pretty
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and it was impressive. Like the fact that you could fly
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into the planets was impressive. Yeah, it was just like a very
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good demo. Yeah.
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And it did things other games didn't do.
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Like even Starfield like didn't do that where you could just
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literally just fly. Into the air.
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Fly into. Space into another Galaxy.
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Onto another load. Screen, just continue walking
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around, yeah. Yeah, you land and get out of
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the ship and walk around and it's just like, yeah, it's very
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impressive technically. Maybe I'll install that I.
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Haven't been playing much but I did want to thank you for
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reminding me about Hobbs Barrow, which I've purchased, downloaded
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and played the first like one minute of and already like the
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tone and everything. So that's what I'll be playing
14:57
this week. Yep.
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Oh, Luke's got something. Yeah, I know.
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I want to hear about this. I have only just installed games
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I've not played on it yet so I don't know.
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All right, so we'll wait till next week.
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Yes, the hub player is very. Good, right.
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I've been playing a game. Actually, this is the mostly the
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only I've been playing Breath of the Wild with Lira.
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Yeah. And I've been playing a game on
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my computer with Lira called Pedro's Adventures in Spanish.
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Because as I might have mentioned to you guys, I was
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trying to learn Spanish. I'm still am trying to learn
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Spanish. Because you want to unlock the
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secret of the acts Aztecs. That's.
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Right, It's true, it's true. And and so Lira, we also want
15:39
her to look into that because you know, it's she picks it up
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so fast. It's fucking annoying.
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So this game. Another language is like a
15:46
superpower for kids that you like.
15:48
So we're playing this game. It's a, it's a very simple point
15:52
and click adventure game in Spanish and it announces the
15:55
words and it's very, it's all like, you know, they call it
15:57
comprehensible input where you're supposed to just go with
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it. And over time you recognize the
16:01
words and you pick it up and then like, and it works.
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I've been doing it and that, but she's just like, you know, like
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there's a guy who's lost his glasses and he's like, I can't
16:10
even remember the word for glasses.
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He's like, oh, me, blah, blah, blah.
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And then and then like probably. Like spectacle is.
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Yeah, something like that. And then at some point it'll now
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I see. That's the thing though, It's
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not, it's not something that you know, right.
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Like I wouldn't recognise it kind of like that.
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And then something about click on something and it says, oh,
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inside the box is something or other.
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And she goes, oh, it's his glasses.
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And I was like, fucking help. All right, Just learn.
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Just learning it instantly like. Yeah, crazy great.
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I mean, the brains are just big wired to learn in ways that
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sponges no longer are. Yeah, that's right.
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That's why the best. Classes obsessed with space at
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the moment. Oh yeah.
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Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
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Even when when you hate it and you don't understand why, you're
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learning, that will last. Well, that's a lot.
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I learned guitar when I was very young and I didn't appreciate
16:59
it. But there's like just the stuff
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in here now that yeah, it's just in there like your.
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Parents forced you. Yeah, and like, I know.
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Harper knows the planets. But.
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Harper knows the order of the planets and solves the system.
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And she's like, I have a question.
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This planet and this one's the Yeah.
17:16
Does she giggle at Uranus? She knows it's pronounced Uranus
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so the jokes fucking doesn't land with her so and she doesn't
17:26
know what an anus is. Does she know what Pluto is?
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I've told her about Pluto, and she she was as disappointed to
17:33
hear about it as as I was to tell her.
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Oh, there you. Go Oh, really?
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So they they don't actually teach that as a planet anymore,
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not even as a dwarf planet. I mean, if somebody asked, yeah,
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because there's other dwarf planets that they don't mention
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other than Pluto. Well, that's the thing.
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Like when they actually got rid of Pluto and downgraded it to a
17:51
dwarf planet just because there were so many other dwarf planets
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out there that. Yeah, yes, that's right.
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We. Can't let them all in.
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This is the problem we've got over here right now in.
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America. I know, right?
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Can't let them all in. Start kicking them out, yeah.
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Yeah, there'll be no Shire. That's fucking nuts.
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I clicked through because I was like, this must be a gag.
18:13
This can't actually be the IT was.
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It was Homeland. Businesses views don't know
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we're talking about. They're using clips from The
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Lord of the Rings to recruit for ICE over here at the moment.
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Because that's the analogy. And just to be clear, yeah, like
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in orcs, they're just immigrants into the United States.
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Is it? Is that the analogy?
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I think so, yes. But I've also heard that you get
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like a $50,000 signing bonus. That could be true too, but I
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don't I honestly. Yeah, look, you get a signing
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bonus for joining up. That's gonna do it.
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Dean K needed the money maybe. Yeah, maybe I'll sign up.
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Kick yourself out, yeah. Because what am I?
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I don't live there. I'll move over there, sign up,
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kick myself out, get the $50,000 and move back to my house in
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Australia. I mean, that's genius really,
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isn't it? Right.
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Speaking of genius Matt, I mentioned very quickly before
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the show that I had a music recommendation for you.
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Oh yeah. It's not exactly for you.
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It's it's for Lira, right, Because she's been she's been
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into the K pop demon hunters. Oh yeah, we're going to see that
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at the movies today. Oh, A.
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Singular version. It'd be very good.
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Yes, yes, yeah. I mean, try and not sing along,
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Luke. I mean, that's that's what I've
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got to say about that somebody, some fucking genius, although I
19:39
don't know if he's making any money out of it, but it's still
19:40
very good. Has has re recorded the album of
19:45
of with cats say meow. It's the lyrics meow, meow, meow
19:56
meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow the whole thing.
19:59
And it's called mono cat, Mondo cat, Bongo cat.
20:06
Bongo Cat. We put it on the car.
20:09
Harper is in tears of laughter finding it.
20:12
And even when they go down to the, you know, the soft bit,
20:15
it's it's just fucking cats. Even when they do the wraps in
20:18
the. Like.
20:19
The the soda pop cats meowing genius.
20:23
All right. I'm going to have to check it
20:25
out. Put it all in the car.
20:27
I will. It's very good.
20:30
Yeah. So do you want to go see?
20:31
Because we have to check with Blair before we do anything
20:33
because it can backfire. Yeah, Because.
20:35
Yeah. Because you think, oh, it'll be
20:37
a nice surprise, but then it's just not worth it.
20:41
She's at a point where she just, she needs to know what it is so
20:44
she can set expectations. Otherwise it could go off the
20:47
rails because imagine something that it's not or whatever.
20:50
It's just not worth it. So I said to her, would you be
20:53
interested in going to see K Pop Demon Hunters at the movies?
20:56
And she goes, what does that mean?
20:57
And I said, you know, when I go see a movie sometimes and you
21:00
stay home with mommy and I go to the place where all the people
21:02
sit together in a big room and it's on a big screen.
21:03
And I've told you about it. And then she goes, oh, yeah.
21:06
I said, yeah, you do want to go see K Pop Demon Hunters like
21:08
that with a bunch of other kids and stuff will be there.
21:10
She goes, OK, And then she goes, will they be singing?
21:13
And I said, yeah, I think everyone's probably going to
21:15
sing. And she goes, can I sing?
21:16
And I said, yeah, yeah. And she's like, yeah, all right.
21:20
Even they're not mate, you can sing fuck em.
21:22
Yeah, fuck it, just do it. I asked her.
21:24
She sings everything right. I said, do you want to go
21:26
singing lessons? And she goes.
21:29
Well, I could, but I already know how to.
21:31
Do it. Sing.
21:31
Yeah, she's. Already good, How to do that
21:35
Touché. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
21:38
We help has been to a couple of movies and we went to the
21:41
premiere of the Gabby's Dollhouse movie, right.
21:44
So we brought her to that and she she liked that very much.
21:47
But then during the week, I don't know why Huai was home and
21:50
I wasn't, but anyway, they she was like, oh, do you want to go
21:53
and see it again? Because it's out again.
21:55
And and she was like, yeah, fine.
21:58
And then when I said to her, I said, oh, was it good?
21:59
She was like, it was the exact same movie, right?
22:02
Yeah. That's awesome, yeah.
22:09
So she's gotten past that phase of watching the same thing over
22:12
and over and over. I mean, I wouldn't say that, but
22:16
I think she thought that going back to the cinema meant it's
22:19
different, something else. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:22
That's right, I've been honest. We can see predators, Badlands.
22:27
See, I want to see that look. The only two movies I've seen at
22:30
the cinema this year, maybe even in the last two years, are the
22:33
aforementioned Gabby's Dollhouse and The Smurfs movie, which
22:36
might have been the worst movie I've ever seen.
22:39
That's not too many. We stole house very good two
22:41
weeks ago. I know you did now 2 good movies
22:44
too, or at least 2 movies that. Tron was good.
22:49
Yeah, Tron was good. OK, I.
22:52
Like Tron. More than more I think.
22:53
More I think about it, I've got to say.
22:55
OK. Good.
22:57
Yeah, because you were entertained and you'd like.
22:59
There's nothing wrong with it. Nothing wrong with just going
23:01
and enjoying it. Exactly.
23:03
I'm singing with Jared. Leto with Trent with Jared Leto.
23:08
Yeah. Still think Tron should have
23:11
been in it. I mean, I guess, yeah, His
23:15
name's in it. Might as well put him in it.
23:20
Yeah. So we mentioned the other week
23:25
we were making light of the fact that Star Wars, right?
23:29
I said, I'm aware. I said I'm not convinced there's
23:31
ever going to be any more Star Wars movies.
23:33
And we're laughing about it and joking about it.
23:35
Well, there's some news this week the The Rogue Squadron
23:39
movie that they've. Listened to me.
23:41
They've been haven't. They been hyping up.
23:43
I don't believe it. It's not a movie anymore,
23:46
apparently it's ATV series now, so yes.
23:49
Well, yes. I'm not holding my breath to
23:51
this either. I agree.
23:53
I agree but I feel like this just again stop announcing stuff
23:57
so early if you're going to keep doing this like it's it doesn't
24:01
look. I'll believe it when I see it,
24:03
and I probably won't see it. Just say yeah.
24:05
Stop announcing and cancelling everything, you look stupid.
24:09
Yeah, yeah. But look, I mean, they've
24:12
essentially worked out that the only thing that they work that
24:15
that everyone liked was The Mandalorian.
24:17
So they're just flocking that to death now.
24:20
Death. Yes.
24:21
And then, like I say, keep pronouncing Tiger Waititi's
24:23
gonna do a Star Wars. Everyone goes yay.
24:26
And then it's like, actually, we hate him now.
24:27
And then they're like, oh, that's cancelled.
24:29
Yeah, mate, the Internet turned on Tiger Waititi.
24:32
Yeah, what happened? Did I miss?
24:35
I don't know what he did. It's just.
24:37
Nothing like he hasn't done anything dramatic.
24:38
It's just people. No, no, yeah, didn't do
24:40
anything. He's got, he's like his shtick
24:42
just got. Yeah, yeah, just one trick pony
24:45
and no one wants. To see.
24:48
Me. Star Wars Roy Explosion should
24:50
never have been a movie. It is a perfect television
24:53
series. Sure, just Star Wars Battlestar
24:57
Galactica mash together Dart. Is Patty Jenkins still on board
25:02
as the showrunner? She was going to direct the
25:04
movie. Didn't she do a?
25:05
Question. Didn't she do a demo for this
25:08
where she was on roller skates? Something about.
25:10
That she did an ad? Yes, definitely.
25:15
Yeah, in your report, she's leaving.
25:18
To do Wonder Woman 3. Major creative overhaul.
25:22
Yeah, she has left. Yeah.
25:23
OK, OK. So this is just not even what
25:26
they've announced. Wait a minute, was that a joke?
25:29
Please, was that a joke or were they really doing Wonder Woman
25:31
3? So yeah, the project was, well,
25:34
hold on. Well, hang.
25:35
On it says she left to do Wonder Woman Three.
25:38
That doesn't mean Wonder Woman 3.
25:39
Didn't happen because DC is Yeah, I was meant to say that's
25:41
I don't think that's happening. But James Gunn did say this week
25:44
that the Supergirl movie is going to basically be the tone
25:50
of Guardians of the Galaxy, but with Supergirl.
25:54
Oh yeah, and I'm 100% I. Can see that with how they had
25:57
her character in the thing, just sort of like she's gone through
26:00
a Red Planet so she could be drunk and she's just left the
26:02
dog. Like it's going to be huge.
26:04
That was, I must say, that was funny.
26:07
Yeah. Like, yeah, I was.
26:09
I was. I was all in.
26:11
Yeah, yeah, so far. I mean one movie in.
26:15
Yeah, DC going well. At this point.
26:17
Yeah, I agree. And I had to.
26:21
I had to get my head around what it was, too, because it wasn't
26:23
what I was expecting. Even as a James Gunn movie, it
26:26
wasn't what I was expecting. Sure.
26:27
Yeah, yeah. But yeah, I've, I'm in, I mean.
26:33
I have heard two. I have heard a rumor that I
26:36
think may help Star Wars. I've heard that two people
26:40
moving on next year, Kathleen Kennedy.
26:43
Is Dan and I. And stuff.
26:45
Bob Iger. Oh yeah, hang on, Bob, Iger's
26:49
been left before and it still didn't fix anything.
26:52
Yeah, he left and came back, back.
26:54
Yeah. Came back and evidently he's
26:56
been V showing a lot of stuff and.
26:59
Yeah, but correct me if it's not like he left and things got
27:02
worse and then they brought him back because of that.
27:04
That's what I. Thought yeah, but now what?
27:06
Was the other guy getting rid of my poster now?
27:08
Yeah, OK. I mean, that's a start, right?
27:11
Yeah. Put me in charge, I'll do a
27:14
great job of Star Wars. Have you seen?
27:19
Yeah. I mean, I'd be into that, but
27:20
I'd give you a go at this stage. I'd give you a yeah, why not for
27:23
sure, like. Try anything.
27:25
It couldn't get any worse, surely.
27:29
Have you seen that Zack Snyder was about to say Zac Efron?
27:34
Zack Snyder's been posting pictures of Ben Affleck in the
27:37
Bat suit. Oh yeah.
27:39
Yeah, this week and just saying this, this is the only Batman
27:42
like, come on, guys. And what?
27:45
To be fair, yeah. If he had been able to do a
27:49
Batman movie, I think it would have been great.
27:51
Don't. But it was the fact that they
27:52
did a Superman movie with a Batman in it or or a Justice
27:57
League movie really a watered down Justice League movie.
28:01
I've actually think forward to bat flicks I.
28:04
Thought he was, He was good. Jeremy Ironses.
28:07
Alfred was excellent. I was aware of that, somebody
28:10
tweeted. I'm.
28:11
Wrong with those two. I I saved this because I thought
28:14
you guys would like this underneath the picture of Ben
28:18
Affleck. Whereas Snyder wrote this is the
28:20
true Batman. Somebody wrote to all the losers
28:23
saying he's allowed to post his actor.
28:25
Move the fuck on. Your universe is deader than
28:28
your daughter. So oh, I think that's.
28:31
Come on. Come on.
28:34
Wow. Fucking hell.
28:37
But remember when? That's the Internet.
28:39
Folks, Ben Affleck was gonna at one stage, was gonna direct his
28:43
own Batman movie, and he's just, I'm not gonna do it If it's
28:47
gonna be good and I'm gonna write it.
28:48
I'm gonna direct it and do this. Yeah, I'm not writing it.
28:51
I'm not directing it. And then it's it's not
28:53
happening. I'm not even doing it, Yeah.
28:55
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they're, like you said,
28:57
you'd only do it if it was gonna be good.
28:59
And he was like, yeah, yeah, finish that thought.
29:03
Follow that to a logical conclusion.
29:05
Yeah, yeah. Did we talk about this?
29:07
We probably did. You know, we've we've shipped
29:11
Alan Richardson as Batman on this show before the guy plays
29:14
Reacher. Yeah, we've said we think he'd
29:16
be good, and he thinks he'd be. Good too.
29:20
And, and, yeah, and he said, and I think James Gunn also said,
29:23
James Gunn has said, oh, yeah, I like Alan, but I don't know that
29:26
that we could make that work. And then Alan Richardson also
29:29
said in an interview, he goes, oh, yeah, no, I would love to do
29:31
that. Love James Gunn.
29:32
He goes, but I just don't think we'd be able to get that to
29:35
happen. And I was like, why?
29:36
Why can't we do that? We've heard somebody say it.
29:38
Now let's make this. Yeah.
29:40
It's. Probably because of his contract
29:41
and Reacher. Probably, Yeah.
29:43
Yeah, I'm sure that's. Probably what they mean, yeah.
29:46
Yeah, yeah, I think that would just be such a bummer if they
29:48
they're both into it and it's like, you know, why let's do it
29:50
and we can't. I think he'd make a decent
29:53
Superman as well. Yeah, because he's got the
29:55
physique for comic book Superman.
29:57
You know, like All Stars Superman, where he's just
29:58
fucking. Like his brick wall, like.
30:00
Massive chest and just. Shoulders that he can just eat
30:04
anything though, I know, he says.
30:08
Hold on. That's the character Jack
30:09
Reacher though. The actual actor.
30:11
Hasn't no, that's acted in his men's health video I watched, he
30:15
says his baseline calorie like maintenance.
30:19
I mean it's like 3800 calories or something and it's like fuck
30:22
off. Like wow, that's I could
30:25
literally eat whatever I wanted. I don't think I would hit that.
30:28
I just can't eat that much. It would be an absolute trial to
30:32
try to hit 3800 calories in a. Day.
30:34
Yeah. I mean, not for everybody, but
30:36
for me, like, that's a lot of food.
30:39
Yeah, that's a lot of food. It's a lot of.
30:40
High and you can't just do, you know, drink beer.
30:43
That's not how that. Works.
30:44
Yeah, yeah. And you can't just go how many,
30:46
how many Big Macs is that? I'll just work backwards from.
30:48
There. Now you got to like, he's eating
30:51
fairly specific. Well, he does eat a lot of
30:53
cookie dough, he said, I think as well.
30:56
But he also has to eat, I think, a lot of chicken breasts and
30:58
whatnot. Yeah.
30:59
Yeah. Too much, she said.
31:04
Decker from video where he said for Baywatch, he had to eat so
31:07
much chicken to bulk up. He was just blending it into a
31:14
chicken breast smoothie in the blender.
31:16
And I was like. All because you didn't want to
31:18
look too small next. To the rock.
31:21
Yeah, he's literally just putting chicken.
31:23
Breast in a Linda Small next to the rock.
31:26
Because he couldn't bring himself to chew any more
31:28
chicken. And I was like, stop, just stop.
31:31
At that point, yeah. Yeah, I think he caused himself
31:34
damage for that movie. Yeah, he did.
31:38
As far as I know, he absolutely did.
31:40
Yeah, fucking crazy, man. He's got a great movie.
31:43
Though I want them to make a sequel, I love that movie.
31:46
It was fine. It was fine.
31:47
It was better than it had any right to be.
31:49
Yes, it was very funny. Yeah, what's Star Lord?
31:56
Chris Pratt? Pratt, Pratt.
31:59
Chris Pratt while I was watching his diet video whatever Men's
32:03
Health, and he was like, look, I used to eat for fun and I was a
32:09
fat bastard. Now I don't eat for fun and
32:13
nothing I eat is fun. I only eat the exact things I
32:17
have to make my body look like this, but the whole rest of my
32:20
life is fun now because of that. Like.
32:23
The. Eating used to be the only fun
32:25
thing. Now that eating's not fun, but I
32:27
get to have a really good life. Yeah, now they're paying me
32:30
millions to be in movies. The rest of my life is great.
32:34
I heard a story, I think about Nick Hoffman saying a story
32:37
about when they're doing Parks and Rec.
32:38
And there was a scene where Chris Pratt's character had to
32:41
eat ice cream. And they would, they would have
32:45
a bunch of takes. And he just, he was all, he
32:47
actually ate the ice cream every take.
32:50
And then he said he's never seen someone eat so much ice cream.
32:52
And Chris was just like, fuck, yeah, let's do it again.
32:54
Yeah, yeah, And he said so. It's just so strange to see him
32:59
now when he knows that a lot of. Like television shows and movies
33:03
to put the spit bucket so the second they take a bite.
33:05
Yeah, that's yeah. And he he said normally you
33:08
wouldn't do it, but he said he was just eating ice cream cone
33:12
after ice cream cone. And it was like, but the thing
33:14
you don't. Have to eat more with their
33:15
diets. They've got someone doing those
33:19
diets for them. Oh fuck pairing.
33:21
Oh yeah, yeah. Over all the others.
33:25
I I mean, maybe this is just bias and this is the plan is,
33:28
but I believe fucking Rob Mackle and he Rob Mack as he is now
33:34
when he says no, no, no, we have a lot of help, help that they
33:37
don't talk about in the videos as well.
33:40
There's this additional assistance that you're not
33:42
supposed to mention, you know, substances and whatnot.
33:45
Yeah, supplements. And he said and if you're just a
33:49
normal person, just just don't like try to do it.
33:53
It's just not worth it. Yeah.
33:55
Yeah, just it's the most honest thing to say, like you're not
33:57
going to be able to do that unless you've got this money on
34:00
the studio behind you paying for all of this.
34:03
He's got somebody there telling him what to eat, when to eat,
34:05
what to pick up, when to pick up, how many times to lift it,
34:08
all that kind of stuff. And then like, I guess you, you
34:10
learn a baseline from that. But yeah, yeah, I've I've a very
34:16
minor variation on that that I've mentioned.
34:19
Original food for today. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:22
That I have to do my own food. Yeah, like you lost a war.
34:30
Yeah, ridiculous to make my own food like an animal like.
34:35
A like a like a like a mammal. Raised.
34:39
By myself, I watched a couple of things this week.
34:43
I did some homework. I said last week I was going to
34:45
watch Caddyshack and I did. 50% of this movie is as funny as I
34:50
remember and 50% I was like, oh this, it doesn't land.
34:55
And not because it's offensive, but just because I was like.
34:57
It's not funny, just not laughing.
35:00
Two different movies happening in that A. 100% there's a yes.
35:05
And in fact, I was thinking about that, Luke, because I was
35:08
thinking it's got some big stars in it, right?
35:09
It's got Chevy Chase, it's got Bill Murray.
35:13
Murray, there was a huge at the time.
35:16
They're never in scenes together, right?
35:18
And in fact, they all do that. It's almost sketch comedy, but
35:21
just strung into a movie. So actually they probably just
35:24
got Chevy Chase for a day or a couple of days, filmed his bits.
35:27
OK, go home. Then they got Bill married to
35:29
did his scenes go home and again, then they got the kids
35:31
did their bits like it's it's probably a good way to do a
35:35
movie actually right, because Chevy Chase, though, I must say,
35:39
fucking hilarious in in this in in in a caddy shag, his
35:44
character that is just fucking deadpan and just incredible.
35:48
Like like the joke is he's just incredible.
35:50
He could still. Get the feeling that he's a jerk
35:52
though, yeah. Through that, yeah.
35:54
Yeah, I never thought he was a good actor, but he's it's not
35:59
that, It's not that. He's just a he's a cunt if they
36:02
if you make him play a cunt. No, but I I'll still stand by
36:05
that He is the funniest in the three amigos as well.
36:09
OK, I never thought that when I was a kid but but as an adult
36:11
watching pack, he's playing it dead straight and the other two
36:15
are playing for laughs. Yeah, Martin, sure.
36:19
We're playing for laughs. No.
36:20
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, but Steve, mine does
36:24
all his voices and stuff. No, she's just fucking place.
36:27
Who's murders in the building? And can who's conspicuously?
36:31
Not I've been watching some more of that this week.
36:33
It's very good this season. Oh.
36:34
Yeah, it's. So consistently entertaining.
36:36
It's not like I'm going to blow anybody's mind, but it's just,
36:39
it's a good show, yeah. I don't know man, it kind of
36:41
blew my mind a bit when the when it first came on.
36:44
I was like. This is not the.
36:45
Comedy I've never seen. But as it goes on, I mean, it is
36:48
the same premise, you know, and but, but they, they make jokes
36:51
about that. So it's like and it's it's
36:54
solid. I watch something.
36:56
Else but Selena Gomez continues to be very good as kind of like
36:59
the the young kind of person with these two old guys and I
37:04
think it was really smart of them to do that like it's not 3
37:08
old men you know like it was Chevy Chase different Yeah
37:12
right. Exactly.
37:12
It'd be a very different show. It was the Chevy Chase versus
37:15
them and Selena Gomez like she brings like.
37:18
I'd still watch that though. I just want to go on the record
37:21
to say that I would 100% watch that.
37:23
Yes, fair. I mentioned last week also that
37:27
I'd started to watch the Toxic Avenger and I, I just couldn't
37:33
because I was like, I, I just don't know.
37:34
Oh really? I put it.
37:35
I put it back on. Mind you, I'd only watched
37:39
literally a minute of it the first time, yeah.
37:42
So how do you become the toxic adventurer yet?
37:45
Not in the first minute. They haven't even gotten to.
37:48
The. The proper movie.
37:50
Yeah, it's it's quite good. It's quite good.
37:56
I turned it off only because I can't.
37:57
I rarely even watch a whole movie in one night anymore.
38:00
Basically I get an hour a night so I'm going.
38:03
To say I've watched half of a Bond film.
38:06
Yeah, right. You know exactly.
38:07
What I'm talking about wait till I'm finished to talk.
38:09
About it is Troy Maresque, but it's like we're trying to get
38:14
all his cash. Like it looks like a real movie,
38:17
not a trauma movie. That's not a trauma movie, is
38:21
it? I don't.
38:24
I don't think my life is. Still, yeah, he, I mean, he's
38:27
still credited as executive producer or something, but that
38:30
doesn't mean anything. It just means someone threw him
38:33
some cash. There's no way they would have
38:34
said, yeah, do whatever you want, Lloyd.
38:35
Yeah, yeah. In this for this one, I don't
38:36
think too much money. $20 million, yeah.
38:39
They've taken, they've paid him to take the character to
38:44
introduce he. He's really good.
38:47
Like he's, he's, he's playing this like the most dramatic role
38:51
he's ever had. That's great.
38:55
Yeah, all right, I'm going to have to watch it.
38:58
Yeah, I I think you'll like. It.
38:59
I guess so. Yeah, I guess so.
39:04
Yeah, and, and I know this might sound strange, but nobody's
39:08
mentioned and I'm only halfway, but he has become the Toxic
39:12
Avenger. And either before or after the
39:14
transformation, nobody has used the word dwarf.
39:17
Like it's almost like he's just playing a character and the
39:20
actor just happens to be a dwarf.
39:22
Do you know what I mean? Like there's no one says, oh,
39:24
you're quite small or anything. You know what?
39:27
I mean like no one does these days, do they?
39:28
It's like. Well, maybe if you manage.
39:31
A look production companies Legendary Pictures and Trim
39:35
Entertainment. OK.
39:38
But I think it's more legendary. Pictures taken.
39:41
Yes, definitely. Being which ones I forget.
39:44
All I forget who owns all of these is legendary.
39:48
Yeah, I don't know. Because it took me years to
39:51
realize, like, Touchstone is Disney, right?
39:55
Oh, sure. You know Amblin is Spielberg,
39:59
right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:01
So who is legendary? No, fuck it.
40:05
I'm not going to your website. Thomas Toll.
40:10
Thomas the Tolk Engine. Yep.
40:12
Did you say bounding Chairman Thomas the Tank Engine?
40:16
Yeah. Associated with major studios
40:18
Warner Brothers, Universal, Sonia.
40:20
I guess it's the same thing. Oh, it's a subsidiary of the
40:24
Chinese conglomerate Wanda Group.
40:27
Oh, all right. Yeah, OK.
40:34
Oh, we so this ties into something else we're going to
40:37
talk about a bit. I think Netflix caught up with
40:41
us over here in that we are booted from the from Jenna's
40:46
parents Netflix account on account of the fact that we
40:48
don't all live in the same house.
40:50
And they've figured that out now, right, Right.
40:53
So I had to sign up for my own Netflix account.
40:55
Well don't they have the family still like you paid the extra to
40:59
have? Yeah.
41:00
So I didn't, I didn't realize that basically I got a message
41:03
from Jenna saying help because Netflix, it stopped working
41:07
upstairs ages ago. And then finally one day she
41:11
turned it on downstairs to finish watching some more New
41:13
Girl or something. She's doing a rewatch off and
41:15
then she's texting help. It's been booted out and it's
41:19
like, well, I think that might be it.
41:20
Great. The trains ended.
41:21
Yeah, they right. That's how.
41:23
That's how cue to go. Yes, and we're going to need
41:28
Netflix in order to watch season 4 of The Witcher if we decide to
41:33
do that. Right.
41:34
I haven't watched season season. Five of Stranger Things,
41:36
perhaps, might be. Oh yeah, that too.
41:38
That too. Oh, Wednesday.
41:40
More, more of Wednesday. We watched one episode of
41:43
Wednesday. We had a trick or treat
41:44
addressed as Wednesday come to our house last.
41:46
Night. Oh, very good.
41:48
It was excellent. Yes, so the Witcher season 4
41:52
some reviews now out. Oh my God, not good.
41:56
This is the first time. I've actually seen.
41:58
Yeah, look. Like oh have you not seen the
42:00
trailer? No.
42:02
No. Trailer Oh my God.
42:04
I didn't even watch the third. I didn't even finish watching
42:07
the second season of Witcher. It really lost me.
42:10
I watched season 1 and two half season 3 and then just forgot
42:15
that there was a second-half of that season because it was so
42:17
forgettable. Now I thought that about season
42:19
2. That first episode was quite
42:21
good with the IT was like a standalone with that.
42:23
Yes man, getting to be in love. With that, yes.
42:26
Yeah, that was. Excellent.
42:27
I'm like. That's my favorite short story,
42:29
actually, from Last Wish, Right? Right.
42:33
But I think that the plot of season 1 was just so good, yes,
42:39
that once they abandoned that because it had, it had wrapped
42:42
up essentially. Well, yeah, they went in their
42:43
own direction. That's what Henry Cavell got the
42:45
shits with. It was like, no, no, no.
42:47
Like, what are you doing? That's the source material.
42:49
Is is great. Just stick to it.
42:51
The only thing that could have made Season 1 better was having
42:55
a what time period was it? Because that got using a little
42:59
bit. And you guys were disappointed
43:00
that Jennifer got became unperformed Got.
43:04
Pretty. Yeah, yeah, Got.
43:05
Pretty suddenly was too good for us, that fucking uppity bitch.
43:09
But. Yeah, it's not looking good.
43:14
And I mean, it's not Liam Hemsworth.
43:17
Is that the Hemsworth? It is.
43:18
I mean, sure, it's not his fault.
43:20
But. And he's not doing the voice,
43:23
which is both good and bad, because it's like, well, he's
43:25
not. He doesn't want to just do an
43:27
impression of Henry Cavill. Doing an impression.
43:29
Of the Witcher from the video games, but obviously also, yeah,
43:33
that's right. I thought it was different
43:35
Hemsworth in my head for some reason.
43:37
There's two of them, I mean. There's a few of them.
43:39
There's three of them, right? Yeah, there is 3 because there's
43:41
the one, There's the one that's in Westworld as a security
43:49
guard, but that's the only one I know.
43:51
I don't know this. Is that another one?
43:53
Liam Hemsworth I've never seen in a movie as far as I Oh.
43:55
OK all. Right.
43:56
I just know he dated Miley Cyrus.
43:58
That's this one. Right, didn't know that.
44:00
I don't care about that. How?
44:04
Many Hemsworths. How many Hemsworths are there?
44:08
There are three Luke, Chris and Liam.
44:11
Yeah, I thought it was Luke who was in it, not Liam.
44:14
No, it's Liam. Classic air.
44:17
Classic blunder. I know.
44:19
Fair, it's not looking good. Getting informed in a land war
44:21
in Asia, but only slightly less well known.
44:28
Yeah, so, but on a related note, something I was, I probably
44:35
forgot about this actually, a gentleman has purchased a
44:43
life-size silicon, anatomically correct, Henry Cavill and hell.
44:52
He's fucked it right. So, OK, now let me read you my
44:55
favorite quote for this. I love this guy.
44:56
I just got a picture of this guy too.
44:58
You Scroll down. He's just like, yeah, yeah, he's
45:00
he's got, he doesn't give a shit, right?
45:02
He's yeah, I bought this. It's mine.
45:05
And here's a picture of me for the article.
45:07
And he's got an Instagram called My Cavill Company.
45:09
Yeah, yeah. Where is it?
45:13
Oh, is it? Mostly it does.
45:15
We bought him to display and use for Instagram, a kind of
45:18
roommate situation, life with Henry in a way.
45:21
But let me read you this quote. He is anatomically correct, but
45:27
he's not a sex doll, so he isn't made like that per SE.
45:32
Oh, I have added some silicon pieces just at the end there.
45:36
And so it's like, OK, so he is fucking it.
45:39
Yeah, yeah. But this thing is, I mean, what
45:47
does Henry Cowell think about this?
45:48
Is this legal? It's very strange.
45:52
Did he have this custom made or is this somewhere that just
45:56
makes this? You can have one of these made
45:58
for 12 grand. I was surprised. 7 to $12,000.
46:03
It actually, I mean it, it's a decent likeness.
46:08
It's. Yeah, it is.
46:09
Yeah, Yeah. That's why I'm wondering like
46:11
how legal is it that he go make me he?
46:16
Like if you if, if I walked into your house and that was stood
46:20
there in the living room, I would for at least a moment
46:24
think Henry Cavill had come around to watch something, to
46:27
watch the waterfuckers. Because he's in in most of these
46:37
photos. He's got his shirt off.
46:39
Yeah. Which I mean, if you, I mean, if
46:41
you're going to have Henry Cavill.
46:43
Around it. Mate if I was Henry Cavill I
46:44
wouldn't even own shirts like. But I think this is such a
46:51
strange thing to do that. Photo block.
46:53
He's got his arm like this like. He's very.
46:56
Posable looks real. Is that so?
46:59
I think is that for AI generated or something?
47:03
Because the face is weird. Like what is going on with that
47:06
one? Yeah, yeah, right.
47:09
I agree. Like.
47:12
Yeah, how can you change the expression of a doll?
47:15
Yeah, it must be he. He does say he turned to AI to
47:18
bring it further to life because yeah.
47:23
Anyway, yeah, just I think what a strange interesting thing.
47:27
To do, but people have been doing that type of stuff for
47:29
years. But normally it's been with porn
47:31
stars, yes. Oh, yeah, yeah.
47:34
And it's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But.
47:37
This makes you wonder 7 to 12 grands?
47:39
I'm surprised by how cheap that is, and I wonder how many of
47:43
these type of things are out there that people just don't
47:46
know about. Haven't yeah, that haven't gone
47:48
to the media with in. Particular I I suspect it's
47:51
probably more common for men to get them made well.
47:54
We need to get Kodak lesions start sending some stuff in
47:57
because remember she used to sending stuff like the person
47:59
who made the the left foot. Yes, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:02
You could have sex with the left foot, but not the right foot.
48:05
Yes. I love that they've just,
48:08
they've got this Henry Cavill and they've dressed him up in a
48:10
pair of dad jeans and a polo. So it's like, sorry you haven't
48:14
dressed him up like Superman. Like right Dressed him up like
48:17
your mate's dad. I really like this shirt on
48:24
Henry. He trekked into the sunroom
48:26
today. This is.
48:28
This is not normal. Like James Robertson Revis,
48:33
Robertson Revis is gay and married.
48:36
He and his husband of 13 years now have a Cavil doll with them
48:39
in Texas. So they're having threesomes
48:43
with the doll as well. I might have.
48:45
To follow. I mean, we can assume, right?
48:47
You'd think because it's almost like they go into all this
48:50
effort to say, no, no, we bought him for Instagram.
48:53
It's not for that. It's not for this.
48:54
And then at the end, he just goes, oh, I do have a rubber
48:56
Dick that I stick on him, though.
48:57
Yeah, like, well, you've blown it now, haven't you?
49:00
We know what it's really all about.
49:03
Or at least partially. Yeah.
49:08
But then, yeah, it makes you wonder how many, how many Sydney
49:12
Sweeney dolls are there out there in the world now?
49:15
Yeah, but you want to know because you want one.
49:18
That's Sydney. Sweeney's different.
49:22
She's not. I mean, she's fine.
49:25
Oh yeah. You see the dress shed on the
49:27
thing the other day I was like basically like a oh, you know.
49:34
What? I don't remember, sorry.
49:35
I'll. Just send you a photo.
49:37
Silver dress. Here we go.
49:38
The Internet knows what I'm looking for.
49:45
Hang on, let's go to a more official website so that you
49:47
don't think this is fake. Here we go.
49:51
Yeah, in the show notes. Really.
49:52
Follow. I just, I just was like, oh,
49:54
good on her. She knows.
49:56
She knows what's going on. Did you?
49:57
Sleep bath water. Oh I did see this.
50:02
Yeah, this is not loading for me but.
50:07
But I didn't. Say this one.
50:09
No, no. It's just because this is the
50:10
the power of power of women. It's completely turned up.
50:13
See through dress. Look at my tits kind of dress.
50:17
So I just. I just thought it was funny.
50:19
Yeah, I. Mean I I think I just thought.
50:22
Perhaps perhaps we're just too old for her.
50:25
Like maybe if we were 25 we'd be all about maybe all like maybe
50:28
every 25 year old boy right now is is into her.
50:31
I don't know like. I think I remember when we
50:33
actually actually saw her, she would.
50:35
We actually just thought she wasn't that bad.
50:38
I think it was. Oh no.
50:38
No, it's not that she's bad, I just don't specifically care.
50:41
He. Said I'm talking about shit like
50:46
this, Yeah. He doesn't care what we think,
50:50
and neither does the listeners. No, they certainly don't.
50:55
What about Margot Robbie? Do you like Margot Robbie?
50:58
I don't like Margot. Robbie I I see why people do.
51:01
She's fine. I think this is a very strange
51:06
article. Piece of news, I should say.
51:09
Strange piece of news. Not against it, but.
51:15
I mean, there was already an American Psycho with a girl
51:19
instead of a Patrick Bateman if you recall.
51:22
I try to forget. Shatner was in it, William.
51:27
Shatner That's true. That's true.
51:28
Was it Mila Kunis I? Love the shat.
51:30
Yes, it was Mila Kunis. Yes.
51:31
Yes. But they've said that they're
51:33
going to do a new American Psycho adaptation with Margot
51:38
Robbie, potentially as the Patrick Bateman character,
51:40
presumably renamed or or not, in which case maybe.
51:44
OK, interesting. Yeah.
51:47
Oh, there is an update on this article.
51:50
Yes. OK, Deadline reports the film
51:52
won't be gender swapped and that's a non starter.
51:56
OK, OK. Well then so.
52:00
It was a rumor and then deadline.
52:02
Is is this nuts purely because she did that American Psycho ad
52:07
that was probably good to. People.
52:09
Yeah, somebody misunderstood. Yeah, maybe.
52:12
Yeah. It's funny how you get news like
52:14
this from something like that. But yeah, OK, so it's gonna it's
52:16
it's gonna be a a boy Bateman. How are you going to talk
52:21
Christian Bale, though? Just don't why bother?
52:22
Just don't remake it. I.
52:24
Know, yeah. It's like Christian.
52:27
Bale they're making another one or was there just a rumour that
52:31
she was going to be in it and that's.
52:32
No, no, I think they've. Started.
52:35
They're they are making one right?
52:38
Like even that follow up update doesn't deny that, right?
52:43
I don't know, I don't follow. Yes.
52:46
Regards to film maker Luca Guadaningos, sorry, upcoming
52:51
invitation of British. So he's not going to say it's it
52:55
sounds like there's there is a movie happening.
52:57
It's just not going to have her in it.
52:59
Yeah, right. Guadalingos Sorry Again version
53:03
features a script by Scott S Burns.
53:06
A total reimagining of the source material with a shift
53:09
away from horror satire. OK.
53:12
OK, what's the fucking point then?
53:17
That's what. It's literally what it is.
53:19
I really want to do this, but I'm I'm going to, I'm just not
53:22
going to make it like, yeah. Can we make it more like
53:24
Caddyshack? OK, now when you put it like
53:28
that, man. Can we get Chevy Chase to play?
53:31
Yeah, please. God, man.
53:33
Chevy Chase. Yeah, I do hear he is also a
53:35
cunt. And put Shatner in there in the
53:38
same scenes as Chevy Chase, because they're not going to put
53:42
up with each other's countiness. And it's I can't.
53:45
Even imagine that happening? No, so I can't even imagine.
53:49
Shadow puts up with nothing. I try to argue with him on
53:52
Instagram, on Twitter, no. No.
53:54
Doesn't take it. He argues that time he.
53:57
Will. Shadow over Mike from Red Letter
54:00
Media, who was trying to back him up?
54:02
Yeah, yeah. It's like, that's like you and
54:05
Mike's like. No, he kept doubling down.
54:07
He wouldn't let it go because he was like, I'm not going to
54:09
listen to some guy on a podcast and they're like, he's not on a
54:11
podcast. He's like, oh, I'm sorry, this
54:12
isn't a podcast. Yeah, Mike was like stop, stop.
54:17
I love you. My hero, it was a parody.
54:23
It was a parody. Yeah, very funny.
54:27
Yeah, what are they doing lately?
54:29
I haven't seen them for a while. Why have?
54:32
They got my radar. Yeah, I'm going to search for
54:34
them. So they come back to the.
54:35
Top of my house actually. Just remember they I know they
54:37
did a Trinaries review I should watch.
54:39
They're still doing stuff they Bear McCreary on.
54:41
Best of the worst, actually. Let.
54:44
Me get in some bigger names on pretty cool.
54:49
Yeah, OK, cool. Previously, they have Macaulay
54:52
Culkin on from time to time because they're friends.
54:54
But that was very Yeah, but he's on everything.
54:56
Macaulay Culkin was on the fucking Home Alone episode of
54:58
fucking Angry Video Game Nerd. I think he's just a nerd, but
55:04
he's into that stuff, that's why.
55:05
He doesn't have to work for a living.
55:07
So he is, yeah, out of his fucking mind.
55:10
Oh didn't put this in here, I forgot speaking.
55:13
Just YouTube reminded me Karl Jobs fucking back.
55:18
You guys watch his four and a half hour video follow up on the
55:21
completionist? I did.
55:22
Can you give us a all? Of it because I have been
55:25
watching, because he has been putting stuff out, but nothing.
55:28
Yeah, it's just normal speed runs and stuff like yeah.
55:31
Yeah, I did start watching it and he just basically, yeah,
55:34
he's still calling out Billy Mitchell calling machine, right?
55:37
That made me laugh. Yeah, yeah.
55:40
But then the fucking gloves off the completionist.
55:42
So we talked about this, I think when it happened was there's the
55:45
completionist is a a YouTube slash streamer who had a
55:49
charity. It was for dementia research,
55:51
but then Carl and Moodahar. Discovered money was.
55:56
The money anywhere, yeah. The money was just being held
55:59
and in A and in a way that was like counter to what they were
56:03
saying they were going to do with the money.
56:05
And so they would try to follow up and figure it out and things
56:07
got weird, yeah. And.
56:09
It's not like they they they didn't spend the money like the
56:12
money was correct mostly still. Well, and then it got worse now,
56:16
because if you watch this new one, it seems like a lot of not
56:19
a lot, but there is money that's not accounted for as well.
56:22
And so it's kind of like maybe they have uncovered something.
56:27
Not necessarily like, I don't know if it's actually like
56:31
massively criminal or anything. I think maybe it's just they
56:33
don't know what they're doing and they've missed, they've
56:36
messed things up or whatever and they're.
56:37
Gone to maybe advertising or investing in the next?
56:41
Well, the, I think next thing potentially what's happened is
56:44
they've been, they've done a fundraiser, they've got the
56:46
money, they've used some of the money from the fundraiser to pay
56:48
for things in the fundraiser. But then they said they weren't
56:50
going to do that when they were soliciting the funds, which
56:54
means it's illegal to do it. And that I think that's what
56:57
Carl's suggesting has happened. So he's done this 4 1/2 hour
56:59
video because basically how long ago was it?
57:03
Year two years ago they did the initial.
57:05
Thing and nothing. 'S happened and then everything
57:08
and then, then the completionists, then they all
57:10
just went away, right? Because it was the fit the IT
57:13
was. It went badly for them.
57:14
So then Gerard, the completionist did a video a
57:19
couple of weeks ago saying you deserve the truth, but and he
57:23
kind of shat on Carl and Moodehar in that video.
57:26
And then Carl's now in this long when he's saying, you know what
57:29
I think, I think he saw that Carl lost his court case against
57:33
Billy Mitchell and he's thought this is an opportunity.
57:36
And he's made this video, which doesn't explain anything and
57:40
kind of raises even more questions anyway.
57:43
So it's a four and a half hour thing where he basically just
57:46
fucking destroys this guy again to the point where people are
57:50
like, he's already dead, leave them alone.
57:54
Like it's. Brutal.
57:55
They raise money and then on on the website they'd have like
57:59
organizations that were making it look like they were donating
58:03
to these organizations. They didn't do anything to
58:05
anybody. As far as we can tell.
58:07
There's no evidence they gave. They have now done it after
58:11
they've gone. The explanation was they were
58:14
trying to decide who to give the money to but just heft raising
58:18
money for years. And but, but and saying that it
58:22
was going to places that it was not going to, which is you can't
58:26
do that. Like no Yeah.
58:31
So anyway, it it made me laugh. And then yes, the in the 1st 5
58:35
minutes he managed to work in a snarky stab at Billy Mitchell,
58:39
which maybe because. He can still come out and say
58:41
that Billy Mitchell is a cheater.
58:42
That's yeah. Yeah, the court case wasn't
58:44
about that. Well, that's why everyone's mad
58:45
at Carl. Yeah, that's the other thing
58:47
that it reminded me of, too. People are really, really mad at
58:50
Carl about the Billy Mitchell court case.
58:52
But even I at the start of it, when he was talking about that
58:56
court case, I understood he actually did say yeah, but.
59:00
Partly what rules I can understand.
59:03
I knew right, because I followed it closely.
59:06
But if you didn't, right, people did get the impression, and
59:09
especially I think the worst thing for Carl was that the the
59:13
media that as in the mainstream media reporting on it, did make
59:17
it seem explicitly like Billy Mitchell was suing Carl Jobs for
59:21
calling him a cheater, right? And that is not what the court
59:24
case was about. But a lot of people gave Carl
59:26
money for his court costs because they thought it was and
59:30
that's why. Everyone also I will be as well
59:33
because Carl came out with a few videos like this is Dale in the
59:36
coffin like he said he didn't use a different joystick and
59:40
here he is with picture with the different joystick and.
59:42
Right, he did. But the court case was about
59:45
literally just about the fact that Carl implied Billy was
59:49
responsible for what was somebody's death.
59:52
Somebody's death? Yeah.
59:53
Yeah. And but he did nothing to do
59:55
with the cheating. Did sort of retract that and
59:58
didn't actually specifically say.
1:00:02
No, he didn't. But you, I mean, obviously a
1:00:05
jury decided he. No, I think it's a judge.
1:00:08
It was just a. Judge.
1:00:09
A judge. OK, well, the judge decided that
1:00:11
the listener, the viewer, could be left with the impression that
1:00:14
Billy Mitchell was responsible for the death of somebody.
1:00:16
And so Kyle lost. Even though there's that
1:00:18
evidence of Billy Mitchell laughing about it, making a joke
1:00:21
about it when? He doesn't mean he's
1:00:23
responsible. Yeah.
1:00:24
That's afterwards, yeah, yeah. We've laughed about people's
1:00:29
deaths on this podcast. Yeah.
1:00:31
And we're responsible for very few of them.
1:00:34
And we will sue everyone. Yeah.
1:00:38
Yeah, I don't. Know how to sue.
1:00:39
Any But anyway, I'm glad Carl's back.
1:00:42
I'm It bums me out that people are mad at him because I feel
1:00:45
like it could have been easily avoided.
1:00:47
I can kind of understand why he did it, because he thought he
1:00:51
was going to win. Yeah.
1:00:52
And he needed the money and so. I honestly still think he should
1:00:57
have won. Yeah, no, I do too.
1:00:59
But but more on, but the fact that Carl, the fact that that
1:01:06
happened and Carl lost and he's and he's disappointed a bunch of
1:01:09
people and he's upset people doesn't mean his reporting on
1:01:13
the completionist and the open hand foundation is invalidated
1:01:16
in any way. And I'm glad to see he's
1:01:18
defending himself on that front. It's 2 completely separate.
1:01:22
Things the police just came out and actually admitted it at the
1:01:25
time, like, yeah, we screwed up. We Yeah.
1:01:29
In the new video, you already said he goes, oh, I was wrong.
1:01:31
Actually, we didn't, we didn't do a crime.
1:01:34
I I was just mistaken when I said that.
1:01:36
Yeah, he he literally says that in the new video.
1:01:38
It's like, oh, OK, well, you'll be able to prove that then,
1:01:44
actually. And the, yeah, the main thing is
1:01:46
he says a lot of stuff in the new video, but he shows no
1:01:48
evidence of anything. He'll say, oh, yeah, we're in
1:01:50
contact with this person, we did this, we did that.
1:01:52
And he never shows any actual documentation to prove any of
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it. So Carl's like, why would we
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believe you for? No, no, for me, For Carl Oraki,
1:01:59
he does have the receipts. Carl does, yeah.
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Yeah, that's what I'm saying Carl does.
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He shows documents and he he says Gerard's saying this other
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thing is true. Where's the paperwork?
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It shows nothing. Yeah, yeah, I've got this
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paperwork that says one thing, he's saying another thing, and
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then he's pulled up a Google spreadsheet at one point that he
1:02:17
made. He's like, I don't have
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anything. That's why Carl brought made his
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own spreadsheet when I made this one.
1:02:23
Yes. Same thing.
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Yeah, spreadsheet means nothing anyway.
1:02:29
I think a big thing that politicians doing at Thomas
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Walker, like we donated my out his mother's brain to dementia
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research, that's all. Like, yes, but that's not what
1:02:40
they're talking about. They're talking about the money
1:02:42
you raised. Yes, that's the other thing
1:02:44
points out. Yeah, Carl says he's like, he
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goes, he goes. I hate to do this but it really
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annoys me when he brings up his dead mum because it's an
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emotional ploy, because it's not relevant.
1:02:56
Like no one's accusing him of having a of not having a sick
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mum, right? That's not what this is about.
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I think it was just, I don't think he they went out to
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wrought people do anything. I think they just did it very
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badly. Negligence and didn't
1:03:13
understand. What they were doing?
1:03:15
Yeah. And that's all they should have
1:03:17
said. If you want to get wroughted by
1:03:21
people who don't understand what they're doing, yeah, through
1:03:24
negligence, go to patreon.com/multiple Nerdgasm,
1:03:29
become a patron at the $5 tier and you can join us right after
1:03:34
this in the after party. If not, well, go Cruddy Sigmum.
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I really do want to hear about this Queensland school teacher
1:03:44
thing, so that's what I'm looking forward to in the after.
1:03:46
Party, that's what you're looking forward to.
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I'm looking forward to hearing about why people are mad.
1:03:50
About it again. Yeah, I mean, I understand what
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people are mad about. Ed Ging, the Person No.
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Matt, you'd be wrong. And that's not why they're
1:03:57
angry. That's not why they're angry.
1:04:00
No, no, no. I mean, he murdered a lot of
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people. They're not angry about that.
1:04:03
That's nice. That's not why they're angry.
1:04:05
It's 2025, Matt. What do you think they're angry
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about? Interesting.
1:04:09
We'll find out. You'll find out.
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