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Jonathan's Big Announcement! + Live Show Breakdown · Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: I'm going to win this season.
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: I'm PD.
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: I'm Chase.
• 0:07
  Speaker 3: Can I solve this?
• 0:31
  Speaker 4: We're back. It's Survivor 51, the open era.
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: Anything goes! It's all back on the table!
• 0:41
  Speaker 3: Wales!
• 0:42
  Speaker 5: Wales! Wales!
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: Get the tables!
• 0:45
  Speaker 4: Everything's on the table, including video.
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 0:48
  Speaker 4: We have a set.
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: We have a set.
• 0:50
  Speaker 4: That's nice. I'm joined by Chase Bridges.
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: Hey.
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: I was going to say the rest of the names.
• 0:56
  Speaker 6: Fucking Petey walks into the studio hot.
• 1:00
  Speaker 4: He walks in hot. This is such an exaggeration of
• 1:04
  Speaker 4: what happened.
• 1:04
  Speaker 6: He busts in the door at 11, looks at the
• 1:08
  Speaker 6: set and goes, I need a table.
• 1:10
  Speaker 4: Give me a table in here. He said, I need
• 1:12
  Speaker 4: a little table. Give me a little stand or something.
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: I thought he was doing a bit. I said, well,
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: you're not getting one. He goes, what are you talking about?
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: I need one.
• 1:19
  Speaker 4: Let me tell you what actually happened.
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: I walk in.
• 1:21
  Speaker 4: Is that not what happened, Brad? That is a whole
• 1:24
  Speaker 4: lot like what happened. Chase, it's nothing to get upset about.
• 1:26
  Speaker 4: It is entirely.
• 1:28
  Speaker 6: I slaved away on this. Look, I've got fucking tiki
• 1:31
  Speaker 6: torches inside, dog.
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: Hey, guys, we got the king of CC in here.
• 1:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but not a table?
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: Can we cut it down? Not a table?
• 1:36
  Speaker 7: Who cares?
• 1:36
  Speaker 4: First of all, okay, we have something very important to
• 1:39
  Speaker 4: get to, but let me tell my side of the story,
• 1:41
  Speaker 4: the correct one. I walk in a couple minutes before 11.
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:45
  Speaker 4: My GPS said I got here at 11.56.
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: Okay. I think. Yeah, but then it took you five
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: minutes to walk.
• 1:50
  Speaker 4: But no, I got in here and I sat down
• 1:53
  Speaker 4: and I did a little riff about Twin Peaks, about
• 1:55
  Speaker 4: the episode we just watched.
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: And I got it right away, by the way.
• 1:59
  Speaker 4: Mr.
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: Twin Peaks over here, he didn't get it. I'm tired, man.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: He's doing a lot in his defense.
• 2:04
  Speaker 4: I walk over here, I sit down, I'm taking in
• 2:06
  Speaker 4: this wonderful new studio that Chase built. And I was like,
• 2:09
  Speaker 4: you know, before the season starts, can I get like
• 2:10
  Speaker 4: a little table that I could put like a drink
• 2:12
  Speaker 4: or my phone on?
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: And Chase is like, what? Chase, it's nothing to get
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: upset about. Yeah, it is.
• 2:17
  Speaker 6: Chase was like, a table? PD is making it sound
• 2:20
  Speaker 6: like he asked nicely. I do think that it is important.
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: It's a nuance here, though.
• 2:25
  Speaker 8: When you walk into a space and someone's done a
• 2:27
  Speaker 8: lot of work and you immediately say, I need something
• 2:30
  Speaker 8: else without even mentioning that the set looks good.
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: Can you see how he might take that?
• 2:35
  Speaker 4: I had texted him plenty of times.
• 2:38
  Speaker 1: He saw it in person for the first time this morning.
• 2:40
  Speaker 9: This feels like couples counseling right now.
• 2:42
  Speaker 6: I cannot stress to you guys enough. how much it
• 2:45
  Speaker 6: was a demand. It was not an ask, but it.
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: Was like, Hey, it's nothing to get upset about.
• 2:50
  Speaker 4: It's nothing to get upset about. The season starts in
• 2:52
  Speaker 4: three weeks. Can I get a little table?
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: And I said, no, no.
• 2:54
  Speaker 4: And then Chase was like, there's no space. And I'm like, well,
• 2:57
  Speaker 4: you know, I'm here in brands here and a little
• 3:00
  Speaker 4: table could go here.
• 3:01
  Speaker 8: You might be able to do a little something right here.
• 3:05
  Speaker 8: What you, what we could do.
• 3:06
  Speaker 4: And I'm going.
• 3:09
  Speaker 8: To implore you to do some problem solving on your
• 3:12
  Speaker 8: own for once.
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: You get one of those tables. I just solved a murder.
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: You did. That's true.
• 3:18
  Speaker 6: People don't know that by the time this comes out.
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: I may have solved a murder.
• 3:23
  Speaker 8: There's like you can get a table that has legs
• 3:27
  Speaker 8: out this way with a table that goes up, and
• 3:29
  Speaker 8: you can slide it underneath this, the couch, so that
• 3:33
  Speaker 8: it's right over your body and it's not taking up
• 3:35
  Speaker 8: any room.
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: That's smart.
• 3:36
  Speaker 4: That is really smart. You should be the head of
• 3:37
  Speaker 4: a network or something.
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: Okay. Thanks.
• 3:41
  Speaker 3: I have a table in here, by the way.
• 3:43
  Speaker 4: Anyway, let's not beat around the bush.
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: I love that Jonathan has said stuff, and we have
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: not acknowledged a single word he has said so far.
• 3:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, I get it, I get it, I get it.
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: Jacking it for 50.
• 3:56
  Speaker 4: So we need to get to something really important. Jonathan,
• 4:01
  Speaker 4: you have something to tell the Mergies, don't you?
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: I guess. I mean, you know, I thought.
• 4:07
  Speaker 9: For some reason, I thought you were going to drop that, but...
• 4:10
  Speaker 9: I'm backing out this season. I'm backing it for 50.
• 4:14
  Speaker 3: 51, actually. But, yeah, no, life's been... Oh. Let's let it...
• 4:22
  Speaker 3: I'll get my announcement over.
• 4:23
  Speaker 7: Get ready.
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: Here it comes. That's one small step for man.
• 4:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 4:33
  Speaker 3: I feel like the... Was this Johnny S-E-X? Was that
• 4:37
  Speaker 3: what I named it? Johnny S-E-X?
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 4:40
  Speaker 3: Well, Johnny.
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, Johnny Sex. That's what you named it.
• 4:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I... Gentlemen, this was so difficult.
• 4:48
  Speaker 9: I had to tell y'all that I was going to
• 4:49
  Speaker 9: not be able to be on this show anymore because
• 4:53
  Speaker 9: of business and life that I was like, I just
• 4:55
  Speaker 9: feel as if I missed so much.
• 4:58
  Speaker 4: And now.
• 4:59
  Speaker 3: I'm having to disappoint everybody, right?
• 5:02
  Speaker 4: So this isn't a bit.
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: It's real.
• 5:03
  Speaker 3: This is not a bit.
• 5:04
  Speaker 9: It is very real that I am not going to
• 5:08
  Speaker 9: be on Making the Merge.
• 5:10
  Speaker 4: And how does that make you feel?
• 5:12
  Speaker 3: I do feel sad.
• 5:13
  Speaker 9: I mean, I'm excited because life has been so busy
• 5:16
  Speaker 9: and exciting, and it's all good stuff that's culminating to
• 5:21
  Speaker 9: my schedule being so busy, being absolutely swamped, as I
• 5:24
  Speaker 9: once said to the fellas.
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: And, uh, Oh my God, Jonathan, you're so silly.
• 5:29
  Speaker 9: How funny would it have been if you'd gotten her
• 5:31
  Speaker 9: to say, Jonathan, you're so busy. That would have been good.
• 5:36
  Speaker 3: That would have been good.
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: But he's your girl though, Jonathan.
• 5:39
  Speaker 9: Let me, let me call real quick. Um, but anyway,
• 5:42
  Speaker 9: I'm really bad at this guys. I feel sad and
• 5:45
  Speaker 9: I feel like, uh, I'm going to miss doing it.
• 5:48
  Speaker 9: But at the same time, I know that, uh, it's
• 5:51
  Speaker 9: going to allow y'all to like actually schedule podcasting and,
• 5:54
  Speaker 9: do what you need to do, too, without having to
• 5:57
  Speaker 9: navigate all of my weirdness and all that.
• 6:01
  Speaker 3: Because I don't know. I guess I feel like a
• 6:04
  Speaker 3: lot of people don't realize how often y'all had to
• 6:05
  Speaker 3: change things due to me. So, yeah.
• 6:09
  Speaker 4: I think they realize because we would complain about it
• 6:11
  Speaker 4: on the show.
• 6:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's true. That's true.
• 6:14
  Speaker 4: You know, I've gone back and forth with how I
• 6:16
  Speaker 4: feel about this, and I've come to the conclusion that
• 6:18
  Speaker 4: I'm Mike Tomlin, and you're Antonio Brown. Because, like, when...
• 6:23
  Speaker 4: I feel like when Antonio Brown got traded away, Mike
• 6:27
  Speaker 4: Tomlin had to have been very sad because he was
• 6:29
  Speaker 4: losing such a great talent. But then he probably thought
• 6:33
  Speaker 4: about it a little bit more, and he's like, oh,
• 6:34
  Speaker 4: this is going to make my life way easier, you know,
• 6:36
  Speaker 4: just in general.
• 6:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: A little bit like that. I could see that.
• 6:41
  Speaker 3: I do always compare myself to Antonio Brown.
• 6:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you should. But I was thinking about how
• 6:47
  Speaker 4: this is a bad thing for Lizzie because you're going
• 6:51
  Speaker 4: to have more time to be able to spend with
• 6:53
  Speaker 4: her And we don't need her picking up on your
• 6:56
  Speaker 4: mannerisms and stuff. Oh, boy.
• 6:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 7:00
  Speaker 9: She's already looking at me all the time and saying,
• 7:02
  Speaker 9: I'm really swamped today.
• 7:04
  Speaker 3: I just can't get her to stop saying that.
• 7:06
  Speaker 8: Are you quitting because Compassion International is after you?
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: You can be honest.
• 7:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 7:13
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's it. I had a Compassion rep show up
• 7:16
  Speaker 9: at my door and was like, you either quit making
• 7:19
  Speaker 9: the merch or you're going to sponsor 50 kids.
• 7:23
  Speaker 3: And I said, I guess it's got to be making
• 7:24
  Speaker 3: the merge.
• 7:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I think the little blow up I have with
• 7:31
  Speaker 4: Chase makes a little bit more sense because he's sad
• 7:33
  Speaker 4: that you're leaving.
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, are you okay, Chase? He's not even holding his mic.
• 7:36
  Speaker 4: He's doing a little bit of a mopey dingus.
• 7:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're taking this rough, Chase.
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: He's taking a step back so he could say what
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: he needed to say. It didn't need to be about me.
• 7:46
  Speaker 4: I was just connecting some dots about my small, simple
• 7:50
  Speaker 4: request to get a little tray being such an issue.
• 7:53
  Speaker 4: You being a fucking.
• 7:55
  Speaker 6: Diva is a direct correlation to Jonathan leaving the show.
• 7:59
  Speaker 4: Well, I think that your response to me was because
• 8:02
  Speaker 4: it's like under the surface, you're really just upset that
• 8:05
  Speaker 4: Jonathan's leaving.
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, yeah. I get it.
• 8:07
  Speaker 8: Let's all go around before we say goodbye and share
• 8:12
  Speaker 8: our favorite Jonathan moment.
• 8:14
  Speaker 4: Uh-oh. Why don't you go first, James? I'm going to.
• 8:18
  Speaker 3: Need some time.
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: Come back to me.
• 8:20
  Speaker 6: I'm like at the Applebee's and I don't know what
• 8:22
  Speaker 6: I want to order. So the waitress is going to
• 8:24
  Speaker 6: have to do me last.
• 8:25
  Speaker 3: It's really hard to pick from zero. You know, that's
• 8:27
  Speaker 3: what I've heard.
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: No, hey, you stop it. You made a lot of
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: wonderful songs.
• 8:34
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: You said a lot of okay things.
• 8:38
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: You killed your cat.
• 8:42
  Speaker 3: Well, you know.
• 8:43
  Speaker 8: That was my understanding of it. You can correct me
• 8:45
  Speaker 8: if I'm wrong, but I understand that you killed your cat.
• 8:48
  Speaker 8: And it was an honor.
• 8:50
  Speaker 3: And I lost live survivor first.
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: That's true. You drove all the way down to Greenville,
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: South Carolina.
• 8:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I drove like three and a half hours and
• 8:58
  Speaker 3: got voted out immediately.
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, within minutes of the game starting. Yeah, really good.
• 9:03
  Speaker 3: Or a team not even getting to play. So am
• 9:05
  Speaker 3: I a player if I don't get to?
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 9:07
  Speaker 4: Are you leaving because you're ashamed of yourself for getting
• 9:10
  Speaker 4: voted out first?
• 9:11
  Speaker 3: I don't want.
• 9:12
  Speaker 9: We don't have to talk about it. I mean, it's just,
• 9:15
  Speaker 9: I didn't mean to bring it up. It's not like
• 9:17
  Speaker 9: it just haunts me for the past several weeks, but yeah.
• 9:20
  Speaker 4: No, but my, my favorite Jonathan moment, it's gotta be
• 9:24
  Speaker 4: big bro club.
• 9:25
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 9:26
  Speaker 4: Season 48. Great track. When you came out with that
• 9:29
  Speaker 4: song and you know, I had, I was the first
• 9:32
  Speaker 4: one to do a song on this show and then
• 9:34
  Speaker 4: it kind of just, it unlocked it in your brain
• 9:36
  Speaker 4: that that was the thing that we could do. And
• 9:37
  Speaker 4: you went way overboard and it was so much fun
• 9:41
  Speaker 4: every time.
• 9:42
  Speaker 9: I'm just honored that after I did Big Bro Club,
• 9:44
  Speaker 9: Chaperone was like, that's a really great song idea.
• 9:47
  Speaker 3: And then called me and asked if she could do
• 9:49
  Speaker 3: her own version. And I said, yeah, that's fine.
• 9:51
  Speaker 4: You know, but Jonathan, it, it really was a pleasure
• 9:55
  Speaker 4: having you on the show. And I'm sorry, I'm getting
• 9:58
  Speaker 4: a little emotional.
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: That's okay.
• 10:00
  Speaker 4: Um, I need to get it together, but I think
• 10:02
  Speaker 4: ambushing you with the undisclosed woman sound drops.
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: That was another all time highlight for me.
• 10:07
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: Uh, that was, that's one of my great contribution.
• 10:12
  Speaker 3: It's going to make me cry. You know, one last
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: great contribution.
• 10:18
  Speaker 4: Jonathan, It really was a pleasure having you on the show.
• 10:22
  Speaker 4: And I just, I hate to have to do this,
• 10:26
  Speaker 4: but I do. Wow.
• 10:35
  Speaker 8: Shall we close this episode with one more Johnny CXC?
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: Didn't he have a thing?
• 10:42
  Speaker 4: Well, I did see a file in there earlier that
• 10:44
  Speaker 4: said play upon my death. I think that's what it said.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. Should I play that? Well, I think he's dead.
• 10:50
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 10:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so if you're hearing this, it's probably because I'm,
• 11:00
  Speaker 9: you know, gone, which is kind of crazy to say.
• 11:02
  Speaker 9: I'm going to be real. Petey's been acting really shady recently,
• 11:08
  Speaker 9: and it's making me a little bit uncomfortable. So I
• 11:10
  Speaker 9: decided to go on record and try to state my
• 11:14
  Speaker 9: case for maybe why this has happened.
• 11:17
  Speaker 5: But.
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: There's a sad storm.
• 11:19
  Speaker 5: Brewing in the studio room And Jeff Probst, he can
• 11:23
  Speaker 5: feel it too.
• 11:45
  Speaker 8: And out on the island is a sad little man.
• 11:49
  Speaker 5: It's Petey and he might shoot you. Shoot you. Shoot you.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: Regretfully.
• 11:56
  Speaker 4: I feel us.
• 11:57
  Speaker 5: Lost drafts and failed.
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: To show up.
• 11:59
  Speaker 10: So I say goodbye to you.
• 12:03
  Speaker 3: Wow, we're all great singers, guys. We're so cool.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: So long. Farewell. Chase, please solve this tonight.
• 12:16
  Speaker 5: I hate to go and leave these Fiji nights.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: They do have night, right?
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: There's night right here.
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: I think it's there. I'm gonna go now.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: It's probably nighttime right now.
• 12:26
  Speaker 10: So long.
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: Farewell. Auf Wiedersehen.
• 12:30
  Speaker 5: Adieu.
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: My torch is snuffed by you and you and you.
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: You guys did this to me. So long.
• 12:42
  Speaker 5: Farewell. Au revoir, Auf Wiedersehen.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: He's bad at drafts. Can't do it without him.
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: Hey, hey, hey, Kristen.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: Freaking get out.
• 12:51
  Speaker 5: This is my studio time. I'm working.
• 12:56
  Speaker 7: So long.
• 12:58
  Speaker 10: Farewell.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: Auf Wiedersehen.
• 13:00
  Speaker 4: I died.
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: Screw you.
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: I hope your draft picks fry.
• 13:05
  Speaker 5: They fry.
• 13:12
  Speaker 10: I'm sad to go, but you all seem just fine.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: I flit. I float.
• 13:21
  Speaker 4: I fleetly flit.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: I fly.
• 13:22
  Speaker 5: What does it mean?
• 13:25
  Speaker 10: I don't even know what that means now that I
• 13:26
  Speaker 10: think about it.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: What does that even mean?
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: Survivor!
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah!
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: I love Jeff Probst.
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: Get Joe out of here.
• 13:35
  Speaker 10: My cat.
• 13:37
  Speaker 4: My cat Jack won't die.
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 13:40
  Speaker 10: But seems like I just might.
• 13:43
  Speaker 5: No, don't imagine it. So long. Farewell.
• 13:51
  Speaker 10: If you're hearing this, it was Petey. I swear I'm
• 13:54
  Speaker 10: mad just thinking about a goodbye.
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: Goodbye.
• 13:57
  Speaker 6: Goodbye.
• 13:58
  Speaker 7: Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.
• 14:36
  Speaker 6: I hope he takes all of this extra time that
• 14:38
  Speaker 6: he has on his plate to make a full musical.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:42
  Speaker 6: Why don't we transition to something pretty exciting? Ladies and gentlemen,
• 14:46
  Speaker 6: I'm super excited to introduce to you someone that we
• 14:49
  Speaker 6: shared the stage with at Bramblefest for the live Making
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: the Merge Survivors stage show.
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: Better than Jonathan in every shape.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: And form, liquid, solid, and gas.
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: It's Jax.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Mainly gas. Wow. That's a really long cheers. I cut
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: it off. It's not because you're not deserving of a loud,
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: long cheer. Yeah, why'd you cut that off, Brian?
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: You don't think she's deserving?
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Do it again. Play it again. All right. You sit
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: through all of it. Yeah, let's do it.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: Give it up for Jax.
• 15:24
  Speaker 7: Woo! Yeah!
• 15:30
  Speaker 6: Keep it going.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Keep it going. Not enough applause. Keep it going for Jax, everybody.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: Not long enough. Keep it going.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: How long does this go?
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: I kind of want to ride it out.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: You guys are out here acting like I'm a monster
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: for wanting to cut that off. That was a solid
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: 30 seconds.
• 15:59
  Speaker 6: Hey, man, we'll give 45 seconds to Rizzo making Mario noises,
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: but we won't give 30 seconds for an applause break
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: for Jax.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Our hands are tied there.
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: Hey, we're starting off the season strong, guys.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Hi, Jax.
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: Hi. You know what? You will also not give me neither.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Well, none of you actually have said that you were
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: sorry about Gloria Steinem's death when.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: I logged on this morning.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: This is going to sound terrible. Who the fuck is
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: Gloria Steinem?
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Is she a musician?
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: Because I don't do musicians. I don't do musicians.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: I love Kelly Clarkson.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: Hold on.
• 16:44
  Speaker 7: Hold on.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: Before we get into this.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: I fucking love Kelly Clarkson.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: I'm going to go. You wait, PD. I'm saving you
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: for last. Bran, who do you think Gloria Steinem is?
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: Don't Google.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Of course I know her.
• 16:56
  Speaker 11: Don't give it away in case.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: I want to get to PD, too. Give me one
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: word to describe her.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Feminist.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: Okay, good job.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: What about you, PD?
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: That's such an easy. I could have done that.
• 17:11
  Speaker 9: One word.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go theater. Oh, no.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: Let me go.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Let me go. Let me go.
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: Influential okay that's what feminist was of course we know
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: her the american journalist feminist and activist so.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: You're trying to out me as a performative feminist on
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: my show.
• 17:34
  Speaker 11: Well that's exactly what i was doing but you know
• 17:35
  Speaker 11: what it's okay.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: She she's from another time she's 92.
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: Oh okay yeah well and also we don't care about women.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: Don't say we. You obviously didn't know who she was either, bro. Hey,
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: moving gears.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: When you look bad, you want to move on quickly.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: I thought that the feminist thing to do would be
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: to bring on the winner of the very first Bramblefest
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Survivor Edition.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Very true.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: So do I get points for that?
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: For what?
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: I invited Jax.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: On the show.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: So you get credit for her accomplishment? I don't understand
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: how that.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Has anything to do with her.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: Well, I invited her on the show to gloat.
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: I would have invited her if you didn't. Bran would
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: have invited her if neither of us did. I don't
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: see how you get credit for this.
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: Would you, Chase? No, you were pretty mad.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Wait, what'd you say?
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: Would you? You were pretty mad.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Mad about what? About you winning?
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: You didn't like losing to me.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: I knew I was not going to win. I didn't care.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: I think we even talked.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: I was close to Chase around this time.
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: No, no, no.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Not since, but.
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: I think before we even went on stage, I looked
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: at you and I was like, I don't expect to win.
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: I just don't want to be first. I want to
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: try to make it to the finals.
• 18:47
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: It sounds like we have a lot to get into. Yeah, because, whoa,
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: what is this about me being a sore loser? Now,
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: I will say you cheated.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: That's it. That's the bitterness.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: No, it's not a– hold on, hold on.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Sorry, guys. It was not a bitter thing.
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: It was from a production standpoint you broke the rules,
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: and that was frustrating.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: But there was no denying you were going to win
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: no matter what. I think we all went in knowing
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Jax was going to win everything.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: If somebody says 20 times over the course of 24 hours,
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: she cheated, it makes them sound a little bitter. Well,
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: I understand how it comes across.
• 19:26
  Speaker 8: For people that maybe didn't see it all the way
• 19:30
  Speaker 8: through or don't know what you're talking.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: About, what are you talking about, Chase?
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: So today we are talking about the Survivor Stage show
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: that we did at BrambleFest. It is available on our
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: YouTube channel if you want to go watch it. We
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: play a game of Survivor starting from the final six.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: And we're talking to the woman who beat us in
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: that game, Jacqueline Collier.
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: And she did such a good job in the game
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: that I am. so certain that you would win real
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: survivor like you you not only was the the audience
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: fully behind you which that we all we knew that
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: going in she's a fan favorite but you managed to
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: turn all of us against each other very easily so
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: i think it was I think you would win Real
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: Survivor in a heartbeat.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: I didn't know. I didn't turn everyone against you, Chase. No, no, no.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: Me and Petey voted Bran out. That sounds like a
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: bitter thing to say, too.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: I was giving you a compliment.
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: Me and Petey voted Bran out instead of you when
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: we had the numbers 3-1.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: I was saying that you were so impressive.
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: Why am I immediately the bad guy here?
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you what Petey did when he walked
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: into the studio this morning.
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: I never said you were the bad guy.
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: No, but Petey's instigating this over here saying I'm bitter.
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: I congratulated you.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: This sucks, dude.
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: Fuck you guys. I don't want to play this game anymore.
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: I'm quitting like Jonathan. I know you haven't, but you
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: know what he's doing.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: I stood up for you earlier. I appreciate it. I'm
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: not mad at you.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not mad at Jax either, but Petey knows what
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: he's doing. You said you guys Yeah.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: You said ask you guys. I know what I'm doing.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Hyping up a strong woman.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: Chase, here's the thing, though. I think I know what
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: you mean. I know what PD is doing, too, but
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: he's having to do very little. You're doing all the
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: work for him.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's kind of our dynamic on this show.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Do you want to get Jax to weigh in on
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: the situation?
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's what I was doing. I was explaining
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: what happened.
• 21:23
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: So we introduced a.
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: Thing where we put a hidden immunity idol into the
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: audience under the seats. So one person in the audience
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: was going to have a hidden immunity idol hidden under
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: their seat, and they could use it at any tribal
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: council during the stage show.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: In a non-sexual way.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: So the whole idea was, and it was like, hey,
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: Bran told all of us, nobody look. to where I'm putting.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: No, he didn't. Yes, he did.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: No, he didn't.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I did.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: I didn't hear that. I wasn't in the room for that.
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: I promise you.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: That's okay.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: That's okay.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: Again, it's not the end of the world, but.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: No, no, wait, but wait.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: Did he actually say that?
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: Yes, he said, everybody, don't look. I'm going to be
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: hiding the immunity idol. We had to all go to
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: the green room.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: I don't remember this part.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I'm foggy on these details.
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: I was standing there with PD, and then me and
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: PD were told to go to the green room because
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: you were about to hide.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: The immunity idol. But it didn't seem fair that I
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: would know where it is. You're the one that hit it, right?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: I know, but I don't know why I would tell
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: everybody else to leave. Well, no one was sitting yet.
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: So it was like, you just put it under a
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: random seat and then whoever sat in that seat got
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: the hidden immunity idol.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: As I remember it though, we were all had done
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: our like fun challenges. We had practiced then brand totally surreptitiously,
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: but not even in a sneaky way. He did it
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: super casually and everyone else was like behind me near
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: the stage.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: And I just happened to see where he put it.
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: Well, still, the idea was whoever sat in that seat,
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: we have no control over who sits down in that seat.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: But what Jax.
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: Did is Jax waited to see who was sitting in
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: that seat and then went and told her to use
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: the immunity idol on either her or Justin in the first.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: No, that's also not right.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Well, then explain it because that's what I thought you
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: said on stage.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: No, no, I didn't leave it to chance. I put
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Laura in the seat.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, so you cheated even more.
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: So you put someone who was wearing a Making the
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: Merch shirt also. And we were all so excited because
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: we were like, well, what are the odds that the
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: one person wearing a Making the Merch shirt sat in
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: the seat that has the immunity idol?
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: Turns out the odds.
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: Were 100% because Jax put her there.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: Because Jax had played an escape room with that woman
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: the night before.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Right, right, right, right.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: Masterful.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: I just think it's masterful.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: But there was a couple of things playing against us
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: here as well, Jax.
• 23:51
  Speaker 8: Which is no playing against. I think, uh, it made
• 23:57
  Speaker 8: it a little tricky in general. And this is something
• 24:02
  Speaker 8: I think we would change for next time, which is
• 24:05
  Speaker 8: everybody in the room could see every confessional. So Laura
• 24:10
  Speaker 8: knew exactly who to play the idol for again.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: That's just the way that it was. Right, right. The
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: way that it was set up. So in hindsight, it's.
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: Like if Jax played it perfectly because she put the
• 24:22
  Speaker 8: person there, she said, watch the votes and save either
• 24:27
  Speaker 8: myself or Justin, depending on who needs to be saved.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: And she did.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: That's actually, no, that's actually not what happened either. It
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: wouldn't have.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Mattered if she watched the confessional because what happened was
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: before we were going out, everyone told me that Justin
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: was going first. So then I texted Laura and I said,
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: I didn't know if everyone's going to hear the confessionals.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: I wasn't super clear.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: So Laura knew no matter what.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: To play it for Justin, because all y'all had told
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: me that it was Justin.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: So it wouldn't have mattered even if people wouldn't have
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: seen the confessionals.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Right, but I still will change that for next time.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: So, and by the way, it made for an incredible moment. Yeah.
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: It made for great TV. I'm not upset that it
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: happened at all.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: Just slightly better.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: No, I was just.
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: From a production standpoint, I was like, but she did cheat, though.
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: And we need to fix that.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: But you weren't explicitly told not to do it. So
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: it's not outside of the rules.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Right, right.
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: And so that's why I punched an old woman in
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: the face this morning.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: No one said I couldn't do that. So I did. Well,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: that's against the law.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: You know what you did tell me, Chase?
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: And honestly, at the end of the day, I didn't
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: do this to win. I did it to specifically.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: Please you, Chase. And let me tell you why.
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Before the show started, you said the most important thing,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: bar none.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: Was entertainment value. And you delivered. A thousand percent you delivered.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: And which I did make fun of Chase a lot
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: that day for saying that. Because I was like, in
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: a room full of entertainers, you're like, hey guys, the
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: show we're doing should be entertaining.
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: Well, no, what I said was, guys, it's a comedy
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: first show. And so what, because Jax was taking it
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: seriously from the night before. And I said, hey, I
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: understand that we're all here to play Survivor and try
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: to win. But do remember, it is about being funny
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: first and foremost. So don't, you know, stress yourself out
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: about it.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Which I think was a good note.
• 26:18
  Speaker 8: Remind me, Jax, did you win, you won a, did
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: you win any challenges?
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: No.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: You didn't win a single one?
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: No physical challenges. Not even close. I knew I wasn't
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: going to win any physical challenges. I was close with
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: the cookie.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I beat you on the cookie. What was the first challenge?
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: The balloons. Chase has something else he would like to
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: brag about.
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: I'm not going to because I don't want to sound bitter.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: Let me just talk real quick.
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: We're doing a recap show to talk about things that
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: happen at the live show, but every time I fucking
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: bring something up, it's.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, Chase is bitter about it because he's bringing it up.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Is that not what we're fucking doing here?
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're working through it.
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: Because what I wanted to bring up was as I
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: was editing the show, something that I didn't notice.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Hey, thanks for doing that, by the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: Which this I will say. Oh, by the way. Yeah,
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: keep giving me shit.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to stop doing anything.
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: I'm not.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing anything.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Not you. Not you.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking to you.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: I'm talking to him.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: He knows what he's fucking doing. But you're lumping me
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: in with him. I don't mean to.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: I don't want to target him.
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: So I'm saying you guys. Right, but you're only talking
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: about PD.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: In certain cases, targeting is an important thing to do.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Jax, this is really embarrassing. I'm sorry that he's getting
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: a little out of control. I wanted this to be
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: a nice professional show for your first.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Time on here.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: This is what the show is.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: I love this. I feel like we could all go
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: to family therapy together.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Me and Jax have been doing family therapy via voice memo.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: For like two weeks. I've been doing a couple deep dives.
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: I'm going to be sending an analysis soon.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, I can't wait.
• 27:49
  Speaker 11: I know it all.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear about what you think.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: Bring up my cheating.
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, okay, so I didn't even know about this.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: He did.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: He did.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I had no clue. I did, and I'll admit it.
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: I was editing the show, and I noticed, Jax, you
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: would have won the balloon game.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: Well, depends on who was hopping first. But Jax was hopping.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: I was also hopping.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: The rule was no hopping.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: That's on Jeff. Jeff called out Jax for jumping, and
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: I literally say, you could probably hear it if you
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: go back and listen, I said, we're all jumping. So
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: it was just a confession out in the open.
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: Was it Jax that got eliminated because she was hopping?
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: I think so. So you get eliminated because you're hopping.
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: While you sit down because you were just hopping, Petey
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: is actively hopping behind you.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: And then he wins.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: Okay, but let's be fair. And for everyone who has.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Not watched the live show on the feed, they should.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: If you go back and watch this, the way I
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: was hopping....
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Very graceful.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: It was obvious. It was sloppy. Petey's was very subtle.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: I mean, mine, I was, I almost took out.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I think you almost took out me.
• 29:04
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: And then.
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: Oh my God.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I was still in with you too. Jonathan. I don't remember. Well,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: there was a third person not hopping at all. So
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I guess maybe that person.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: There was a third man.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: There was a third man. The third man. Twin Peaks.
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: That person that could have changed the whole game of
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: Jonathan won that challenge. Cause he went home first.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Which, by the way, so funny. He drove all the way,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: like four and a half hours.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: Jax, can you hear the pain in Chase's voice as
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: he's saying to Jonathan, I'm so sorry, after he realizes
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: what's happening?
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I felt terrible.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: So, honestly... I felt terrible too. Bran, you know how
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: much I love you. We've been friends for years. But
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: because Bran is doing so much at BrambleFest, I was
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: trying to also think critically in that way.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: And I was like, we can just give it to
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: Bran first. I told everyone to do that, but no
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: one wanted to do it.
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she did say vote out Bran first. Me and
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: Petey were like, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. We're not
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: voting Bran out first.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Thanks, boys.
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: I didn't want to vote Jonathan out first. I mean,
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: Justin was going to be going home. And then the
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: idol play saved him.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: So it was you and Justin that voted for Jonathan?
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: So why did the two of you decide to vote
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Jonathan instead of me?
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: Because we had.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Because I wanted to vote you, but Justin made the
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: mistake of actually trusting you and thinking that maybe you
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: would swing with us. And I didn't think you would,
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: but I thought that it was worth a shot.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I'll just say this. I did not give.
• 30:38
  Speaker 8: This game, a lot of thought going into it, aside
• 30:40
  Speaker 8: from how the game's actually going to work. And so genuinely,
• 30:46
  Speaker 8: when I go up to vote for the first time,
• 30:47
  Speaker 8: I didn't know who I was going to vote with.
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: And I decided in that moment, I'm going to vote
• 30:53
  Speaker 8: with my boys because this is the show that I
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: do with the boys. And so I'm going to vote
• 30:58
  Speaker 8: for them.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: But I was this close, Jax.
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: I think had I given it more thought and we
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: had more conversations ahead of time, I just wasn't in
• 31:08
  Speaker 8: the state of mind leading up to it to have
• 31:11
  Speaker 8: those conversations. But now knowing how cutthroat it truly is.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: You'll learn better.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: I thought I could go in there, skate through, and
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: it'd be fine.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: There were only– I tried with everyone, including Jonathan– And
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: there were only 2.5 people that were willing to have
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: conversations with me.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: It wasn't me. Well, why don't we start before the
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: game actually started? I guess the game really started at camp,
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: that restaurant.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the night before we were at a very nice restaurant.
• 31:42
  Speaker 8: Which actually works really well for it being called campus camp.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's like tribal.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: And so I wore my Amy Grant shirt to that,
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: hoping to endear myself to the Hallmark people. And it worked.
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: Is Amy Grant a Hallmark person?
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I didn't understand that logic. I just figured it would work.
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: Amy Grant's an all-player. And maybe this is because I
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: didn't grow up in church or whatever. I never heard
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: Amy Grant's name until I was in college because I
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: went to a Christian college.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Amy Grant's a crossover.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: Is she?
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: Baby, baby.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: It was big. Sing it. baby baby that's amy grant
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: are you doing a bit no oh that's a great song.
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: Oh i didn't realize she made good music i thought
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: she just made christian music is this like an 80s
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: thing was that an 80s song 91 okay well hey
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: now i understand.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: And also, when I asked both of you, Chase and PD,
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: your Mount Rushmores, that told me everything I needed to know.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: About who I was going to align with.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Interesting. Well, wait, no. Explain that. What do you mean?
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: We were at dinner, and she goes, what is your
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: survivor Mount Rushmores?
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Right. Four top players ever. Do you remember what you said?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Did you two bozos not include Parv? No, we did. Okay.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: What was the telling part of it?
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: Oh, Katie did.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, I might not have.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: P.D.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Did.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: I panicked. You did.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I was meeting a lot of people for the first time.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: You had Boston Rob.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Ozzy.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, wait, really? You seem so confident.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you. It's a facade. But I was terrified.
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: I was having a great time. It was because P.D.
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: was drinking Dan under the table. He said, oh, I'm
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: not paying for this?
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I'll take four beverages, please.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: More swordfish.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really good swordfish. Thanks, Bran, by the way,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: for paying for that dinner. You're welcome.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: It was great bread. Our end of the table was wild. Like,
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: we made Chad not be a vegan anymore. Whoa.
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: We had a lot going on. Yeah. We had a
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: lot going on at our end of the table.
• 33:43
  Speaker 9: It was a lot.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: But Petey's Mount Rushmore was par, three, who were the
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: other two?
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: Sandra and Dee.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Sandra Dee from Greece?
• 33:52
  Speaker 8: I mean.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, because he's a performative feminist, I panicked. Dee
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: is a crazy Mount Rushmore pick. Yeah, Dee should not
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: be on the Mount Rushmore.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: What is she? Aside from having the most dominant New
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: Era season ever? First of all, debatable.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: It's not debatable.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: It is debatable. Okay, well, I agree with Mike Bloom,
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: the smartest person in the world.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: If she, Mount Rushmore means of all time.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and Rob Van Dam is on my wrestling Mount Rushmore.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: How'd she do in 50?
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: Well, that's acceptable. How'd she do in 50?
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Not great. Not great.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: But it took Boston Rob four times to win once.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm just saying she got played by coach. Damn.
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: She got played by coach. It was a bad situation.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: I would argue. The dice don't roll the way you
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: want them to.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: I love Dee.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: And I don't mean.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Dee's the reason why I'm watching. One of the reasons
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I'm watching Big Brother this season. I love Dee.
• 34:45
  Speaker 8: But to say she's a Mount Rushmore is insane.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: I agree with you.
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: I would put her on a reality TV Mount Rushmore
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: now because her performance on big brother has been astounding
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: to watch.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Like she is incredible.
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: But as far as survivor goes, I agree with brand,
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: but talking about Boston, Rob taking him four seasons to win,
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: I would argue and not to take away from a
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: female winner of survivor. I would argue he won the
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: season that his wife, Amber one, I would argue he
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: did all the work, but he pissed everybody off.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: So they were just like, we'll give it to Amber.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: And then he married her.
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: And then he married her.
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: And then he married her and got the money anyway.
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: So he was playing Metastrats outside of the game.
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: That's the one season that I think Jeff spoiled it
• 35:28
  Speaker 8: before reading the votes. Because Boston Raw proposes before he
• 35:34
  Speaker 8: reads the votes. And then Jeff says, you're winning a
• 35:38
  Speaker 8: million dollars either way. and it like as if he
• 35:41
  Speaker 8: already knew like.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: You're you're a winner either way here but while you
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: were making your misogynist point jack's just trying to say
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: something oh well i you could talk after i'm okay
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: i'm patient.
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: I can i'm joking please who is your mount rushmore
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: i mean.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: My mount rushmore what were you looking for in an
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: answer um.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm looking for Parvin's three better be on there,
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: and the other two better not give me red flags.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: And who would give you red flags? Mine probably gave
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: a lot of red flags. So you would say Boston
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Robb not on your Mount Rushmore?
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: Well, he's not anymore. He got kicked off after he
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: went to the White House. Okay.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but let's just talk strictly game here. Because politically,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: how many of them we can't? Tony not on your
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Mount Rushmore because... I don't like Tony. Is that crazy?
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: I could do Tony on. I just wouldn't. I want
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: to look at four women. So that's what I'll choose
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: to do.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: But you could also just choose to choose the four best.
• 36:44
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: But it's your Mount Rushmore. Okay.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: I could do what I want. We're getting caught up
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: in a lot of weeds here.
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: Brand, what is your Mount Rushmore so that we can
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: see what we're working with here?
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: Let's get caught up in this weed.
• 36:56
  Speaker 8: The one I, mine is most likely Parv, Rob, Tony, Sandra, Sari.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: No, Seri's not on my top four. Tony over Sandra
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: is wild to me.
• 37:09
  Speaker 8: Sandra to me is, she just doesn't play the game
• 37:12
  Speaker 8: that I respect.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: But Tony does?
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: I'm a chaos agent. If we're putting a two-time winner on,
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: Sandra is way before Tony for me. Tony's boring to me.
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: And I know that's crazy because he's chaotic, but he's
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: kind of bland. Sandra's hilarious.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Are you saying that because he's bald?
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: That could be it. That could be it. Sandra is funny,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: but she's never made a move in her life. What
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? She won twice. She dumped the
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: fish after Rupert got voted out. I understand.
• 37:39
  Speaker 8: And she's so mean to everyone, and it's so funny.
• 37:41
  Speaker 8: I understand that she's funny, and I understand she's won
• 37:44
  Speaker 8: two times.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, maybe I'm misspeaking.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: She's a more entertaining person to watch on TV. I
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: also don't agree with that, but that's fine. Hey, hey, hey.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's interesting, though, because, like, I don't believe in
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Survivor that it's ever someone should have won the game.
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: Whoever won the game is the person that won the game.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: I agree with that.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: I don't go in all.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: So I think that's what's confusing about, oh, Rob should
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: have won.
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: The season that Amber won.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: I think Rob strategically played a better game, but ultimately
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: it's not about... who's strategically playing a different game. It's
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: not just out without play.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: It's out last. And the rest of the.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: People didn't vote for him. You need to know the
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: people that you're playing with.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: He didn't win.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: If we're dropping kayfabe, I agree 100%.
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: But I'm just saying stuff to cause controversy.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Trying to get some clicks, brother.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: Is there anything you want to revisit from the live show?
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: Is there anything you're bitter about that happened, Brent?
• 38:41
  Speaker 8: I do want to just touch on, Jax, your big speech. Um,
• 38:46
  Speaker 8: that you made where you revealed everything. Like what, what
• 38:50
  Speaker 8: went into that speech? Did you have it pretty well rehearsed?
• 38:54
  Speaker 8: Were you rehearsing it during the game? Cause you were
• 38:56
  Speaker 8: so confident that you were going to the final two.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Um, I was, no, I was deciding if I was,
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: if that would make me really lose the audience.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: Or if they would think it was cool.
• 39:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I was interested in that because it could have
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: played against you.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: It could have been like, oh, she cheated.
• 39:18
  Speaker 11: The fact that Laura is very well liked and that
• 39:26
  Speaker 11: she was a part of the plan, I think that.
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: that's, and also look, it was much more fun.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: I was going to, I wanted to win, but I
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: knew I had to tell the truth regardless because I
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: didn't have many impressive moves in the game. So the
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: move that I thought was the most impressive was that.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: So the, the, Jury had to know about it.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: And then do you think.
• 39:51
  Speaker 8: We went to rocks, the three of you went to rocks,
• 39:54
  Speaker 8: and Jax didn't have to play to go to the finals.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: Couldn't have worked out better.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Which is great.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Do you think.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: There it is. Oh, she took it. Oh, well, now
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: my board game is missing a piece.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: I still have mine, too.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: No.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it really was for the Survivor Board Game. That's
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: so funny.
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: So you cheated and stole from me.
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: Wait a minute. No, genuinely, Chase, I feel bad about this.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: I was going to get a beautiful piece of jewelry.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Do you want me to bring it to the marathon? No, no, no.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I'm just joking. I can buy another board game.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: We're never going to play that game again.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: You know how much money this show makes?
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: I feel bad.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: We are loaded.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Loaded.
• 40:30
  Speaker 8: But do you think that you could have won? How
• 40:34
  Speaker 8: are your Jenga skills? Do you think you could have
• 40:36
  Speaker 8: won that game?
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, my Jenga skills are awful.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: So the plan with that was if Justin and I
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: went to the end, like we were hoping, which we
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: knew was slim, no matter what, he was going to
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: do Jenga. So no matter what rock I pulled, if
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: we were in the final three, he would have done Jenga.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: He would have sacrificed himself.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: No, Justin knew he could win Jenga.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Right, right, right.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying, if you pulled the rock, he would
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: have said, I'll play on your behalf.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: It's pretty bold to think you can win Jenga.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: When it was me, Chase and PD, I thought maybe
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: I could convince PD to do it.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: And he would have.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's such a simp.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: No, because that's what I love about him.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: I would have probably fallen for it, too, for being honest. Because, again,
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: I feel like we need to.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Talk about this.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: But at that point, I would have done anything to
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: have a resume. Exactly.
• 41:30
  Speaker 6: That's what I'm trying to say is going into the game,
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: me and Petey were so certain that Jax was the
• 41:37
  Speaker 6: overwhelming fan favorite that that's why we didn't want to
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: vote her out first. Because we were like, we're going
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: to immediately get everybody against us. We didn't know that
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: Justin was going to become this underdog guy. superstar that
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: everyone was obsessed with, because we didn't know him that well.
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: I mean, we didn't really know you that well either,
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: but we knew enough about Deck the Hallmark to know
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: that you're such a fan favorite.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: We didn't know the backstory that this was Justin's first
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: ever time at Brandfest, and he's been part of the
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: network for a while. Yeah.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: So, I mean, we just strategized wrong, really.
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: We shouldn't have kept you in the game that long,
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: because I mean, the people were screaming for you every
• 42:12
  Speaker 6: time you stood up.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: Wait, wait, but what would you have done differently?
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Well, we didn't know you cheated, so we would have
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: voted you out first probably.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: So you think voting out Jax and Justin first, I
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: guess after Jonathan because.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Of the– Well, yeah.
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: I mean the three of us had the numbers until
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: we voted Bran out to keep Jax, which again, she
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: manipulated us to keep her in the game.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: She's a great player. I didn't feel manipulated.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Well, you know what I mean.
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: It's just like we had the easy numbers if we
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: wanted to win, and we knew we weren't going to
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: beat Jax.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: I had a few behind-the-bathroom conversations with Jax because what
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: I was trying to do was I was trying to
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: become Jax's number two because I didn't think number one
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: was available.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: And then if I vote out the number one, then
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: I become the number one.
• 42:57
  Speaker 8: In hindsight, when you start the game with six people
• 43:02
  Speaker 8: and you feel pretty good that you're in an alliance
• 43:04
  Speaker 8: with four people, Yeah. You know that the idol's still
• 43:08
  Speaker 8: out there. In hindsight, we should have split the votes.
• 43:11
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 43:11
  Speaker 8: We should have split between Jax and Justin and then
• 43:15
  Speaker 8: make Laura decide if she's going.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: To use the idol in that moment.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: And then we could have.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: But we're dumb.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: We're dumb boys, and we went four to Justin. The
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: issue is me and I'll speak for PD as well.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Tell me if I'm wrong.
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: You are.
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: I think we assumed Bran was going to go with
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: the deck, the Hallmark people.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: I was worried about that.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. When you stuck with us, that was a really
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: big moment for our friendship. I didn't because I didn't
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: think a lot about it beforehand.
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: And the one thing that I knew was that we
• 43:49
  Speaker 8: had the numbers.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: Right. Right.
• 43:52
  Speaker 8: So it would have been an uphill battle. I wasn't
• 43:55
  Speaker 8: really thinking about the idol of it all.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Jax is when, even though.
• 43:59
  Speaker 8: Because even if Jax, like, I know that you said
• 44:02
  Speaker 8: that showing it on the screen, you didn't talk about
• 44:04
  Speaker 8: that with her. But I do think that if someone,
• 44:09
  Speaker 8: if you didn't know and you didn't talk to Laura,
• 44:12
  Speaker 8: whoever has that idol, though.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: In that moment... Would have played it for Jax.
• 44:16
  Speaker 8: I think because they can see the votes, which I
• 44:19
  Speaker 8: think we would change for next year.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: Right, right.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Do you guys also know, were you guys also as
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: strategic as I was and guessing the answer is no
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: about where you sat?
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: No.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: I wanted to sit in the middle because the winner
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: is always shown in the middle.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Why did you want to sit there?
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: I wanted to sit between Chase and PD.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, so we couldn't talk like game?
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: No, well, so that I could like. create intimacy with
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: each of you.
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: And I think you did a great job.
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: I mean, when we decided to vote brand out, it's,
• 44:48
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'll speak for myself. Jax looked at me
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: and was like brand. And I just really had no
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: other choice, but to be like, yeah, because if it
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: wasn't brand, it was me.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: You can see after I do the cup thing, Jax
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: comes up and whispers in my ear.
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: And then I go to PD and I go, what
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: are we doing?
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Wait, can we talk about that moment with chase when
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: you won? And honestly, I do think you deserve to win,
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: but then it was awesome to watch PD do the cops.
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: We have to talk about that.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: This is like one of my favorite moments that we
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: were the four.
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: Well, we were the only four left at that point.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: And then we went to cups. Is that what you're saying?
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: No.
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: So Chase won cups.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, yeah. Turns out I messed it up. But yeah. Yeah.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: You had one more cup.
• 45:33
  Speaker 8: I haven't even really been able to talk about this.
• 45:36
  Speaker 8: But we worked so hard ahead of time to make
• 45:40
  Speaker 8: sure that everything was right.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: More than anything that I've ever done.
• 45:45
  Speaker 8: I was like, we really got to make sure that
• 45:49
  Speaker 8: everything is right and fair. We did full run-throughs.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: We did everything.
• 45:52
  Speaker 8: And what I didn't anticipate is that someone might come
• 45:56
  Speaker 8: in and take a cup.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Or do something like the cup stacks were perfect.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: I think it was the cups dropping on the ground.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: And as you're picking them up, you might pick up
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: someone else's cup.
• 46:06
  Speaker 6: No, what happened was when I did the edit, I
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: know what happened now.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: What happened? My stupidity knows no bounds. Okay. So at first,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: so if you didn't watch, we did a game where
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: we stacked cups. It was 21 cups, 21 cups. And
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: then you had to take them down.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: And whoever does it first is the winner. I win.
• 46:27
  Speaker 6: But the issue was, is I was missing a cup
• 46:30
  Speaker 6: at the top. And so I go, I'm missing a cup, Dan.
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: And so Dan gives me a cup. I go down.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I win.
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: Jonathan, from the back of the room, saw what happened
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: and goes up and tells Dan, no, Chase didn't win.
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: Chase messed it up. He wasn't missing a cup. He
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: double stacked a cup.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 46:51
  Speaker 6: So the last thing that Jonathan ever did as a
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: part of this show is fuck me.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: Well, Jax doesn't know this, but Jonathan just retired. Yeah,
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: Jonathan just quit the show.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway.
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: Wait, so is this your way of, like, asking me
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: to be on the show?
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: I mean, are you free Thursday? Contract in the mail.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Are you free? Guys, not only, so basically when I
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: was stacking the cups, I had two cups stuck together.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: It's even worse than that. When I was editing, I
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: did it twice. Not only did I double stack one cup,
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: I double stacked two cups. I was missing two cups
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: and somehow adjusted the number as I was stacking to
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: make it look like I was just, and I didn't
• 47:36
  Speaker 6: even know I was doing this. But I messed up
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: so bad that I almost won. So we did all
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: have the same number of cups?
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, that makes me feel a little better.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: I just am done.
• 47:46
  Speaker 8: I felt like I was going crazy. I was like,
• 47:48
  Speaker 8: we looked at this so many times. We all stacked
• 47:51
  Speaker 8: them ahead of time to make sure.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: That it was right.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: And if I could pull the curtain back a little bit,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I had a feeling I had messed up.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: But at that point, I won. You just yelled out,
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: I'm short a cup?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then Dan handed you a cup from somewhere?
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: And so I was fairly certain that I had messed up,
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: but at this point I had won. So I was like, well,
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: I'm just going to argue that I got screwed. So
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: I deserve the win. And it almost worked.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: It almost worked.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, to be honest with you, Chase, I mean,
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: you can watch it back.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: I am saying, yay, Chase won.
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: I'm so excited.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: I genuinely am because, okay, plan is great. You vote
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: Brand out. But then Brand comes over to me and says,
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: PDs out. But then we have Reagan.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I don't remember that. That's crazy.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, sorry.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I really don't remember that. I don't, but yes, but
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I don't remember most things. So I'm not saying that
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: what you're saying, it sounds like something I would do,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: but I.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: Don't remember doing that.
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: Well, you didn't do it.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: You didn't do it in like a nefarious way.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: It was just like Chase had just won. Um, so
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: we're voting PD.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Why were we all so eager to turn on each
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: other in that moment?
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. Because we like Jax.
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: I think Jax could win real survivor because we could
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: have just voted her out.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: I genuinely don't understand what happened. It's like we all
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: at the same time. Dude, she, that's what I was saying.
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: She manipulated us to turning on each other because I
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: was ready to go Bran. Bran was ready to go PD,
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: and PD looked at me and goes, I guess it's Bran.
• 49:23
  Speaker 6: But hold on really quickly.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: This happened right after we voted Justin out, right? Yeah.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Did anything get said at Tribal that made us all– Like,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: what happened between that tribal where we voted Justin out
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: and we were all together?
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: That was my plan the whole time, was to get
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: to the final three with Chase and Jax.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Right, right.
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: Sorry, Pran.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It was your festival. I had to take you
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: down a peg.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: What in the world? He did keep saying that. He
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: said that to.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: Everyone who walked up to him.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: PD and I were genuinely telling each other we were
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: each other's number one, but we were actually each other's
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: number two.
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: And I think we both knew that we were actually
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: each other's number two.
• 50:02
  Speaker 7: Is that right?
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: I was your number one, right?
• 50:04
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, I thought so. I want to make sure.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: I know you get mad at me for no reason sometimes.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: I think I really like, Petey, the trust that we
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: developed because I like that we got to tell each
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: other that we were.
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: Each other's number one, but we knew that we weren't.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: At one point, I was nervous that I was like
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: your number three because I was like.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: What's going on with him and Justin? But....
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: I feel like that's why we made it so far,
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: because that was always the plan.
• 50:32
  Speaker 8: All that I know is that I thought I was
• 50:35
  Speaker 8: taking it as seriously as everyone else was, and it
• 50:38
  Speaker 8: is clear that I was not.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: I knew.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: What do you mean by seriously? I wasn't taking it
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: really all that seriously. Oh, okay. I didn't. Like any
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: pregame conversation, it was like, yeah, sure.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: Okay, great.
• 50:51
  Speaker 8: But I wasn't, I literally was not thinking, that's so
• 50:54
  Speaker 8: funny about it.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, we're just here to have fun. We're
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: not here to have fun.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: No, this is cutthroat.
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: Bran, I think you accidentally set off everything that happened, though.
• 51:05
  Speaker 6: Because the night before, we're at the VIP event. And
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: me and PD keep telling everybody, no pregaming, no pregaming.
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: And at one point, you and Jax are talking to
• 51:14
  Speaker 6: each other.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: And you go, Chase.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: And I turn and I look at you two, and
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: you go, Jonathan first. And I go, okay, guys.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: And I might have said no pre-gaming, but I was
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: doing pre-gaming since the talent dinner.
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: Well, we left the VIP dinner, and me and PD
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: were like, they're going to try to get Jonathan out first.
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: We've got to save Jonathan from getting voted out first.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: It was a nightmare.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: It was a nightmare.
• 51:37
  Speaker 8: My whole plan ahead of time was just, I'm just
• 51:40
  Speaker 8: going to say yes to everything.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. And then figure it out in real time.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: That's a good strategy. No, it's not a good strategy.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: You did well. You made it well into the game.
• 51:50
  Speaker 8: I think I would have gone home before Justin if
• 51:53
  Speaker 8: I didn't win the.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: The Oreo. Which I couldn't believe I won Oreo. What
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? You're weird.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: It gives you an advantage.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: When we practiced, I couldn't do it. I literally, I
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: could not for the life of me keep this Oreo
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: on my head. And I did it first try. My
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Oreo did not drop once. That's crazy. And I don't
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: know what I changed between practice. Maybe it was manifest destiny.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: But then everybody, I had this.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: I had this reputation of being good at cups for
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: some reason.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: Because of Jax.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Jax kept telling people I'm good at cups.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, two things I want to say about that. Bran,
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: I talked to your lovely wife after the cookie incident,
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: and I think it did things for her, as you
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: probably already know.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: So good on you for that.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I use an Oreo every night. Okay, I wasn't even.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: I wasn't even, wow.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: Okay, wow.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he gets a little blue on making the merge.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: So weird.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We actually, it's not a sex thing, though.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: I eat Oreo every night.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: I just eat Oreo.
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: Sometimes he even says the S word on this show.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Dancing in the moonlight.
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: Oreo every night.
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: Fran, that wasn't trying to be a manipulation.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: I saw you do cups once and I was so
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: impressed because I could never do that that I was like, wow,
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: he's the best. And then I saw PD do it
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: and I watched that replay no less than seven times
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: and no one can stack cups like PD.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: I didn't even know I had that in me. What?
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: Did you practice?
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: No.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: I did it the one time in the walkthrough. I
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'm pretty good at this. That's what
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: I'm saying.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: You did do it through a walkthrough.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just once. We all did the walkthrough. Did you
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: feel good after a walkthrough? You were like, I got
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: that one. I felt confident. Then why was I the
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: guy after a walkthrough?
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: I guess Jax wasn't watching me in the walkthrough.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Well, this is also when Jax kept trying to tell
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: everybody to vote you out first. She was like, don't
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: let him get the cups. He's so good. So that
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: could have just been strategy.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: It was strategy, but only in the sense of, like,
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: I really thought he was going to cup, and that
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: would have eliminated– I had two chances.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: How close was I? Pretty close. I was close?
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: I couldn't tell because I was in the middle of
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: a brouhaha, but I was concerned that you were about
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: to get me.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: What do you mean you were in the middle of
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: a brouhaha?
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: Because I won, and then it turns out I didn't win. Yeah,
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: the Tiffany thing happened.
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: And then we had to do it a second time,
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: and then I didn't even come close the second time.
• 54:16
  Speaker 6: I dropped a cup on the floor. Also, I think
• 54:20
  Speaker 6: me and PD were at a disadvantage for being on
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: the stage. Because when we dropped a cup, it went
• 54:24
  Speaker 6: all the way to the floor.
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: That's true.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Interesting.
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: We had to drop down to the state and then
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: climb back up on.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: That's fair.
• 54:29
  Speaker 8: We should have had extras up there for you if
• 54:32
  Speaker 8: one fell or something.
• 54:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, if anything, it seems like an advantage
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: given that we both won. That's true. That's true.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Maybe it makes you go. Maybe it makes you go.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: I want to talk about one of my favorite pre-gaming moments. Oh,
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: there's two. One was... Like I said behind the bathroom earlier,
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: it was in front of the men's room.
• 54:52
  Speaker 8: It was.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: Where I finally got Jax alone for a second.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: In front of the bathroom. And I made such a
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: fool of myself. But yeah, we'll talk about that in
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: a second.
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: But I was like, Jax, you shouldn't trust me, but
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: you should trust me. I think that's all I said.
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: And that was like right before we went on stage.
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: And then Chase told Jax.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let me tell it.
• 55:11
  Speaker 6: Let me tell it because I'm really embarrassed about this.
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: Wait, I don't remember this.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: I remember you shouldn't trust me, but you should trust me,
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: but I don't remember Chase's vote.
• 55:19
  Speaker 6: So I– we were coming up with the joke of
• 55:22
  Speaker 6: we should misspell everyone's name every time we vote. And
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: I go, yeah, we'll spell Jax's name J-A-C-K-S. And she
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: goes– What? And I said, oh, because your name is
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: spelled J-A-X. And she goes, no, it's not. And I said, yes,
• 55:40
  Speaker 6: it is.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: You said yes. A woman I just met.
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: A woman I just met that day. I said, no, no, no, no.
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: This is how you spell your name. I was so embarrassed.
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: I went home that night and I was with Elizabeth
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: and I was like, I think everyone hates me and
• 56:00
  Speaker 6: deservedly so. I was a fool tonight.
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: This is so funny, Chase, because I thought you were joking.
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: And I thought she was lovely.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, he's been vetted by what
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: seems to be like an incredible woman.
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: So he surely must have been a joke.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: Well, thank you.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: I'm just dumb.
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: And I was so anxious, so anxious about meeting all
• 56:23
  Speaker 6: these new people. And when Justin voted for me in
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: the first round, he goes– This person is like one
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: of the cool kids that would have bullied me in
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: high school and not let me sit with him at
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: the lunch table and.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Then voted me.
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: And I was like, if you think I was the
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: cool kid in high school, how do you perceive me?
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: You do have cool kid energy. Thanks. I know you
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: don't think that you do because you do theater.
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: It was a wonderful weekend for me where I was
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: having so much fun. Apparently it was a nightmare for Chase.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: I had a great time.
• 56:53
  Speaker 6: I was so anxious the first couple of days because
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: I had to meet a bunch of people and And
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: then also, I did make myself a.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Villain in the stage show. Yeah, you did. I mean,
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: at one point, we did a Chase Hates Women chant.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: Which will become a drop in the future.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: And so I really left that night.
• 57:10
  Speaker 6: But then the last night where we did karaoke and everything,
• 57:12
  Speaker 6: I had such a great time.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: You mean the night that Jax slapped the shit out
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: of me in the green room? Oh, yeah.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to do it again.
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: It was because Petey told her, actually, this is how
• 57:23
  Speaker 6: you spell your name.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll do it. No, Petey showed up dressed up
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: as Audrey Horn from Twin Peaks. So he's in a skirt.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because the night before, Jax had discovered all of this.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: And what was that like for you? Like, seeing that
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: Instagram thing? It seemed like you really enjoyed it. Yeah.
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: It was confusing. It was confusing.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: That's the correct response. That's the correct response.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: I was just like, what is happening? I don't... And then.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: And then everyone else's response to it, like, it unlocked
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: things in a lot of people.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what?
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: It was like Jax became obsessed with PD immediately.
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no. After I saw him dressed in drag. No,
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: I thought he was cool before.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, this is great.
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: He's cool.
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: And then I was like, wait, this is so confusing.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: And Justin had the same reaction.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Everyone was so obsessed with you.
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: What did Justin say about you, PD? He wanted to
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: take you and bottle you up?
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: That sounds accurate, yeah.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Everyone was so obsessed with PD. And then we're in
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: the green room. I think people are obsessed by what
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: they don't understand. That's fair.
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: Because this is what happens. We're in the green room.
• 58:32
  Speaker 6: And Jax just goes, can I slap you?
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: And PD goes, yeah.
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: And next thing you know, I'm in the green room.
• 58:38
  Speaker 6: With this, I don't remember everyone's name.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Forgive me. A very wonderful Hallmark actress. Britney. Her husband. Dustin.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: Dustin.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: Incredible guy. Loved that guy.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: Ryan is in there, I think.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. A lot of people were in there.
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: It was a lot of people, and we're all sitting there,
• 58:58
  Speaker 6: and then we just look over, and Petey is calling
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: Jax a word we probably can't say on here for
• 59:04
  Speaker 6: monetization reasons. I called her a good friend. It starts
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: with a C, and it rhymes with.
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: Cunt. Okay, you say that, but there's no footage of that.
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: The only video I've seen is just her smacking me,
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: and I didn't say anything.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Anyway, then she slaps him, and we're all like, whoa.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: It's Jax hit me hard.
• 59:29
  Speaker 6: And then Jax just kind of like going along with
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: the bit goes, you want to say that again?
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: And so Petey does. And then she slaps him a
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: second time so hard. As someone walks in the room
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: as this happened, looks at me and goes, what's happening?
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: I go, I don't know.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: I still.
• 59:48
  Speaker 8: don't understand what happened and i had a moment i
• 59:51
  Speaker 8: understand it's not a moment i've ever and then had
• 59:55
  Speaker 8: a desire this might be too inappropriate and and we
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: can cut this out jacks if you don't want this
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 8: talked about then jacks looks.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: At pd after she's like he goes can i pee
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: on you.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: And i was like what.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah let's go up to your room What will he
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: say no to? Because it was like two years ago.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: What will he say no to?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: That was the issue. I'm the ultimate yesander.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: You were giving matches to an arsonist. You were playing
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 6: games with a madman.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: Here's... No, genuinely, obviously, it escalated very quickly. But wasn't
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: there a reason? Didn't you tell me that... that the
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: woman at the concert punched you and I was like, oh,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: I would like to do that.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's exactly what happened.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: And I want to note that the second time you
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: hit me, I saw a flash of light.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: It was so hard. It was a really hard shot.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 6: I'm filming the whole thing. I go to send it
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 6: to him later. My phone corrupted, didn't get the footage.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: It was like, it was like, it makes you wonder.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: It was some magic in that room.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: Some things aren't meant to be seen again.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: No, but if you want to see that... It's on
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: my Instagram. You have to scroll through a bunch of pictures.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: It is on there.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: All that to say.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: All that to say.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: That was really weird. Yeah, it was.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: It was an awesome time, though.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: We're just expanding our minds for what it is.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know if my mind needs to expand.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: I don't see what the big deal is with me
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: and Jax doing a little improv scene.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: It was awesome. It was awesome.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: Also, the only thing afterwards, I did feel a little
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: bit bad because it was probably 15 minutes later and
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: you said, it's.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: Starting to feel better. And I was like, oh my God. Dude,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: you hit.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: Him so hard.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: You were so dead, PD.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: Your face was still so red.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a handprint on my cheek.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: I do think, while it is a truly odd thing
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 8: to have experienced, it does tell you Everything you need
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 8: to know about PD and Jax.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, 100%.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: That we have fun.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: We have fun, we see us.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: It's the kind of.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: Thing where it's like, you know when there's two toddlers
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: that you have to separate in class?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: Because when they're together, they're just a nightmare. But individually,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 6: they're so well-behaved.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Really great kids. It's like that. Yeah.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: Do you think, honestly, that we are well-behaved individually?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I don't know you as well as
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: I know PD, but yeah.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: I don't think I am brand.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: What do you think?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Pretty well behaved.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 6: I think you seem like a very put together person.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 6: You seem very professional and mature.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: I think what I do individually is none of y'all's business.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 8: I will say Jackson has like volunteered to eat dog
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 8: food before.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: So like I've done it. I told her cameras rolling.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 6: Hey, if cameras rolling, anything goes, that's my rule.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: It was to.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Raise money for a good organization for charity. Yeah. But
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: no one asked you to do that. Right. That was like, Hey,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: should I do this?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: I was just trying to throw out things that I
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: thought would raise money.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: Like, Petey and I are going to get matching tattoos.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: You guys have known each other for two months? We've
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: known each other for a lifetime. Jax was obsessed with
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Petey immediately. What tattoo are you guys going to get?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: We're getting BWB. Black Widow Brigade. Only for charity. If
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: we raise.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 11: $ 75, 000.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: I just made this up, but for the foster care.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 6: $ 75, 000.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: I'll get a tattoo for free. That's over double what
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: we did last year.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: Wait, Chase, you want to do it too?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: I don't want to overstep.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: This is obviously you two are soulmates.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: I don't want to insert myself.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: We're trying to raise.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Money for charity.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: Right, right, right, right, right. I'll do it for free.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: Be part of the Black Widow.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll do that.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 6: But I feel like you guys have a connection and
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 6: I don't want to interfere.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: You can't say you're going to do it for free
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: because we need to use this.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: She just said $ 75, 000 and then you downplayed it to free.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 6: Right. Well, this is like it's like we're playing the auction.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: I'll do it for free.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: So I'll just do it.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: But what I think you're picking up on is that
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: me and Jax are just kindred spirits.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 6: I'm stepping away from the tattoo idea because I don't
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 6: want– it feels like two best friends being like, let's
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: get matching tattoos, and then their third ugly friend is like, oh,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 6: we should all three get matching tattoos.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: I think you have no idea how you appear to people.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Like you were.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: Definitely the cool guy at school. I'm so confused.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty cool.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: The computer thing runs deep, doesn't it?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: It's really pitiful. It really affects you.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: Well, maybe before Jax goes, we could have her weigh
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: in on the controversy that happened when I first walked
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: in the studio today.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, this is a good way.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: This is a good bookend. Yeah, because this is how
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: we opened it.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: The episode started off hot with me yelling at PD. Because.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, completely.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 6: And Bran is going to back me up here. I'm
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 6: going to try to tell it as fair as I can.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 6: I'm not going to hyperbolate. I'm not going to try
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 6: to get an emotional reaction out of Jax. I'm going
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 6: to tell it as straight as I can. PD, we're
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 6: filming at 11. Brian got here a little early to
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 6: help me set up some audio stuff. This is our
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 6: first time in this new set. PD walks in and
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 6: he goes, first he makes a funny joke about Twin
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 6: Peaks because we've been watching Twin Peaks.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: And then he goes, I need a table. I need
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: a table right here for my phone.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: And I said, what?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: And he goes, no, I need like, I need a table.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: I need something.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 6: I was like, there's no room for a table. He goes,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 6: I need some sort of table or something. I can't
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 6: just sit here and hold my phone. And I go,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 6: there's no room. There's no room for a table. He goes,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: there's room right here for a table. I need a table.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: Does that sound like how I talk, Jax?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: Well, I have a couple of questions. So congrats on
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: the new set.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: It looks amazing. I can't wait to visit it in person.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: That's one. So good job. So Chase, what do you.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 6: Want to say?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: Can I pause you right there, though, Jax? Did you
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: see what she did? So this is an important thing.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: PD did not come in and do what.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 8: You just did where you compliment the new set. He
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 8: came in and immediately started making notes.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: So I think, I do think what Jackson did is
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: a really good example of how you should.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: And this is why I love Jack so much is
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: that we balance each other out. Sorry, go ahead, Jack.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: So, okay. So PD's request was to have, a table right.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: Here, like a little tray kind of thing. I could
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: put a beverage on.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: Um, uh, this, what's the other surviving twin peaks.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Solving, solving, solving, solving.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: And see, I did this right here to demonstrate that
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: there is space between me and Brent.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: Did you feel like chase just a couple of hours, um,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: Did you feel like, Chase, that that would make it
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: seem like it was you and Petey on one side
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: and then a separation and then Brandon?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 6: Right, and also, you can't really see, but we've got
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 6: cables and mic cables, and we're trying to figure out
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: the setup of... Because first, he doesn't say like a
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: little table between me and Brandon.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: That's what I meant.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: He goes, I need a table. He goes, I need
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: a table. I didn't communicate my idea well.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: It was so bizarre of a request. I thought he
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: was just joking. That's why I responded pretty harshly immediately.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Do you need a table for a drink or do
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: you need a table for your phone?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: Both.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Because that was another thing.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 6: A here table doesn't help you with your phone. I
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 6: did think about that later. He kept going, I need
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 6: it for my phone. And I just didn't understand how
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 6: having a table here for your phone made any sense.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: No, you're right.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: It doesn't.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: Because of this couch, I can't. Unless I want.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: To do this. That's why my.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: I've been working really hard on it. There you go.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 6: We finally got it working this morning. It looks really nice.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 6: I got these sick tiki torches.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the lanterns are really nice.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: And Petey just walks in and goes, yeah, I need
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: a table.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 6: I need a table. Where's the table? I need a
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 6: table for my phone.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: See, I had seen pictures of the set, and I
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: had told Chase it was really cool, so I felt
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: like I had done my job already.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: But it's like when.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 8: Somebody gets a haircut, and you see it in the picture,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 8: and you say, you look great. But then when you
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 8: see them in person, you're like, ah, you're a bearer.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 8: It looks really good.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: It is my mistake that I didn't give a compliment
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: off the rip. I'll admit that. What do you want
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: to say, Jaxx?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: No, no, I just want to.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: Offer two perspectives that it's going to seem like I'm
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: playing both sides, but it's not. It's just offering two perspectives.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: I can relate very much to the fact that, and
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: people will probably remember this. Bran, I know you will
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: because it was extremely uncomfortable. Two marathons ago, I had
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: done like a, it was just slapped together. It was
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: not well thought out, but a sort.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: Of murder marathon.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: And because Dan and I got in not a legitimate fight,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: but sort of, and we made so many people on
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: the chat uncomfortable.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: What I realized ultimately after, you know, weeks later, um,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: Cause I thought it was just me and Dan going
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: at each other.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, I don't feel like Dan appreciated
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: the work I did.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: And my feelings. So that was me. That was that.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: So I understand that maybe you're coming from that perspective.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: So I have a ton of empathy for you. Are
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: we then over here, are we accommodating PDs neurodivergence?
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Um, Okay, let's unpack that. What do you think is
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: wrong with Petey?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: She's saying Petey's on the spectrum, get him a table.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Do you think Petey's autistic?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: Because he's not.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 5: He's just an asshole sometimes.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: Two things can be true at the same time. And
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: it's important to know.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: Wait, so you're saying if somebody seems autistic.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm just you in this case.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: No, what I mean, and this is me, I'm very
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: much relating to you, Chase, but also relating to PD of, like,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: I think I have some neurodivergences, and you should see
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: my desk right now.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: I have all my little things that make me feel
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: safe when I'm recording.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 6: I like how she was like, hey, I know this
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 6: is going to make it sound like I'm playing both sides.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 6: What if PD's autistic?
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: Well, I think neurodivergence is a spectrum beyond autism. But
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: I guess just from my point of view.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: But the funny thing to say is autism.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: I think from my point of view, I'm like, hey,
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: if I want a little Trey on my show, then.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: I get it. See, again... Who has to buy the tray?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Who has to set up the tray?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: I have Amazon. I can put your address in there.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: You can buy and put whatever you want in here.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: It'll be one that folds. You can buy and put whatever.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: You want in here.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: Okay. Then I will.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: Troubleshooting for the... In the back there, you know that torch?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: Does the phone fit on top of that or.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: Does that not work?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can set the phone on the torch.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the phone's not even my concern anymore. I don't
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: think I'll put anything on the table. Now I just
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: want to have a little tray.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: Because this has been such a big topic.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 6: I can't.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: Honestly, no, no, Bran, where were you standing in all this?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: It sounds like you were relating to Chase a bit more.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: No, I appreciate a table.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 8: But I do, I think we wouldn't be having this
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 8: conversation if Petey just said, hey, you did really good.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if I had approached him a little more tactfully.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: He didn't even have to compliment the set. If he
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: just would have been like, ooh, do you think I
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: could get a table?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: I was like, well, the season starts September 23rd. Plenty
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 4: of time for you to get a table in here.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: You didn't feel the energy. I mean, he came in hot.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: When am I ever coming in hot unless I have.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: A skirt on? That's why it felt.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Did it not?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: Like, he rushed in. PD, you did walk in and howl.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, I did do that.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: He goes....
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: Which, in your defense, is from Twin Peaks.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: So I clocked that right away. It was very funny.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: Very funny.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 8: Because you and I both watched the episode this morning,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 8: so I clocked it right away.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: Very funny.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: I said, woo, woo, woo, woo. That means yes. Trace
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: didn't quite. It was taking me a second.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: It took him a second. It was taking me a second.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: And then, so you said, ow, that means yes.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Can I get a table?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: I need a table.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: He didn't even ask.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: He just said, I need a table.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: So no one looked at this as some sort of
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: sad mental.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: Breakdown or crying for help?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 6: I believe my exact line was, did you do coke
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 6: before you got here this morning?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: No, I only do that at work.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: In the back with the chefs. Like a normal person.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 5: So Brian, do you want a table?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: It sounds like you said you appreciate a table.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Because it would be our table.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 8: I don't care about a table as much when I'm
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 8: not hosting a show. But when I'm hosting a show,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 8: when I have those, I do like it.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: Sounds like a request that isn't totally ridiculous, as someone
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: would make you seem.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: No, I think the brand's request was exactly reasonable. But
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: I understand why you, like, because.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: But the answer was like, no, you can't get a
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: fucking table.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: A table? When we record it, we don't have space
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: for a table.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: Again, I thought you were doing a bit because of
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 6: how aggressive you demanded a table. And so I responded in,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 6: I thought we were joking at first. That's why I
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 6: was like, why do you need.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: A fucking table?
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: I am never aggressive.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Hey, you know what?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: This is on me. Jack slapped me in the face
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: and I gave her a hug and told her it
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 4: was okay. This is on me.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 6: I did not take into account neurodivergence. And honestly, I
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 6: only read the first of that book series.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Divergent?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 6: Jesus.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Really well done. Really well done.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 6: So maybe I just don't understand as much.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 8: The rest of them were straight to DVD. Oh, I
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 8: was talking about the books because I'm not a literate.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: I know. Yeah. Contrary to popular belief. I do reason.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Was the second movie in theaters? I'm going to be
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: real with you. I didn't see the movies. They're not good.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: Jax, it was wonderful.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: Can I bring it back to Survivor really quick? Please do.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: I think we should wrap up with Survivor really quickly.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 8: Jax, you're going to be joining occasionally on the sanctuary
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 8: throughout the season, amongst other things.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: And if I die, you can just replace me.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 8: Tell people I know that you love Survivor for a
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 8: long time.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: You were out on Survivor for a while. You came back.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 8: You watched 50, if I understand correctly. And I want
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 8: you to share... how you're feeling about survivor and maybe
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 8: your thoughts.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: On the, on the, uh, the open, open era, open.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: Era, open era. I am excited.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: Now I have a new favorite survivor podcast to listen
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: to and guest on. Um, I'm seeing my second favorite
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: survivor podcast on September 12th where I'll be touching parv
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: and I cannot wait for that.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Which podcast is that?
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 5: Uh, drop your butt.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: Never heard of it. Never heard of it.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm optimistic about the upcoming season.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: I am too. I think it's going to be fun.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 5: I think that.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: We're back to two tribes, Jax. That's been confirmed, which
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: is exciting.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: I think that, you know, guys, who knows how many
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: seasons we have left with Jeff?
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: Who knows?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: It's something we talk about a lot.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: It's something we talk about a lot.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: We got to appreciate it.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: We got to appreciate it.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: We have six.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: We have six seasons left?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Did you talk to an Etsy witch about this? He's
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: going to be done with 56 seasons? Yeah, it's got
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: to be a round number. Well, we're shooting 52 now,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: or we're done with it. They've already shot 52, yeah.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: And then he'll probably try to push it to season 60,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: but he'll die in the middle of 52.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: I've seen the future. Whoa.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, I could see him. He's going to die?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: He's going to die.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: Through the darkness of future past, the magician wants to
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: see the light.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: Fire, walk with me.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Oh no, Bob possesses him?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 6: Jax, let me get your opinion. Does Jeff retire or
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 6: die first?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: So I was assuming he would retire. But I love
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: that Petey is thinking of him like the Pope.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't get a new host until the old
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: one dies. Retire or expire! Oh, that's really good. That's
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: pretty good. That is really good. I like that a lot.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: But what do you think?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: I just thought he might want to, you know.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: It might get too rigorous for him eventually, although he
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: is looking pretty good.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 6: Is he Gen X or Boomer?
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: He is Gen X. Yeah.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 8: I don't think he's going to die anytime soon. And
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 8: I don't think he's going to tire of the job.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 8: I think I could foresee them deciding for him.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: Here's what I was thinking. I don't think he'll ever retire.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: Here's what I was thinking. What if?
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 6: Because network TV is going out pretty quick. What if
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 6: CBS does not pick up... Does not renew Survivor after
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 6: season 56, 57? I can't imagine.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: Why they would do that.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 6: And then a streamer like Netflix or Amazon Prime picks
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 6: it up. Then we have to deal with a whole
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 6: new leadership system entirely.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: I think it'd be more likely that they'd sell it
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: to Saudi Arabia.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, the Saudis on Survivor. Well, it's on CBS, so
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: they already have it, in a sense. Oh, you're right.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 4: Paramount.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: And they just bought Warner Brothers.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 6: There's a lot to consider here, guys, but I think
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 6: you're right, Petey. I think Jeff dies.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: In the middle of season 58.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: And then the Saudis have to resurrect him or something.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: I thought it was 56.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: Well, no, I said six seasons after 52. Oh, okay, sorry.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: And he'll be pushing so hard to make it to 60.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: I missed the nuance.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: Because he wants to get to that round number.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 6: Yes, he'll burn himself out. Hey, guys, you are forgetting
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 6: something really big here.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: This is the open era.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 4: That's true. Anything could happen.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: Guys, I've been listening to your podcast and thoroughly enjoying it.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: I think I still don't understand. Thoroughly enjoying it, I said.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: What don't you understand? You also said you were listening
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: to it.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: What don't you understand?
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: The open air means that anything goes.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: Your guess is as good as ours. Jax, listen closely.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 4: Anything is on the table.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: And that's how we need a table.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 6: Without the table here, nothing can be on the table.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 6: There's no table here, but in Survivor, anything's back on
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 6: the table. Basically, Jeff is saying that any twist, any
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 6: former rule, anything that has happened in Survivor could happen
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 6: again in the open era. Now, I know what you're thinking, Jax.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 6: Hasn't that always been the case? Apparently not. But, I mean,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 6: we're starting off Season 51 with Exile Island.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: And anything's on the table for making the merch. We've
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 4: got Jax joining the mix. Jonathan is dead.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 6: He died. We'll see if he comes back. He sent
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 6: us a text saying, A few minutes ago.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, so he's back.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: He's alive. He sent us a text. I got to
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: read this. He must have had it scheduled.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 6: Chase was so quiet in the episode, it has me
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 6: wondering if he wishes I got shot for real.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. And the answer may surprise you.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: It's wild to me that the ghost of Jonathan has
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: access to his phone. Do you think it was iMessage
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: or SMS?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: SMS. Oh, yeah. It's like when you're on a plane
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: because you're high up.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: SOS.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: Jonathan in heaven? You're ascending or descending. I'm not sure.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: Anyway, Jax, it was wonderful having you on Making the
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 4: Merge for the first time.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: This was so great. I can't wait to come back
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: and be in the studio.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: Where am I going to sit?
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: On the table. On the table.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 8: It'll be Jax's table. I mean, this is a big
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 8: enough seat for two. I assume you can squeeze closer.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 8: I think comfortably we can fit five people.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: In this space.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the couch is big enough for three. But I mean, also,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 6: there's plenty of space here.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we'll work things around. On my lap, I'm married.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: You're not married.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 6: We'll get one of those hammocks that you can hook
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 6: up to the ceiling and you can have a hammock.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: I think that's perfect. And I'm in town for a
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: few days for the marathon.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: Let's do it.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 5: Wait, Bran, where is this? This studio is with you, Chase, right?
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, this is my studio. We won't talk about where
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: it is. It is at 411 East Bell Cross.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: It's 10 minutes away from the Bramble House. Yeah, we're
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: right down the street.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 5: Okay, so it looks great. I can't wait to test
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: out this carpet.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. And you'll see the Twin Peaks set.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: You'll see my Can I Solve set. You'll see my surfboard.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, my goodness.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, I cannot wait for you to solve things. I
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: have so many cases for you to solve. I'm trying
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: to pull TV into true crime. You've got to solve
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: some real cases.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: Ethically, I don't believe in putting true crime on my channel.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 5: You're so good. You're a good person.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, what a guy. But if I start going broke,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: it's not off the table. And Jax, when you come here,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: I'm going to slap you this time.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: I can't wait!
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 10: No, no.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: I'm just prepping for it.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: No, guys, it's okay. Yeah, it's okay. She consents.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: This is no.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: Did you guys see what happened with... What was that
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: dumb company? Good Golf or whatever?
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: Good, good.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: Good, good golf did a little commercial where... You call
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: them the dumb company?
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: The dumb company... Yeah, they pushed a woman down.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: The guy pushed a woman down. And they had to
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: scrap the ad. They lost the Callaway deal. And the
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: PGA Tour deal.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 6: Even though everyone had to sign off on this ad.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: It's not like they were broke. Here's the thing. I'm
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: not going to hit her that hard.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: It's going to be fine.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: Also, I've been workshopping this. Sorry, I'll leave you with that.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: But what you could do, Petey, is like a very
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: cold cup of water. You could throw it in my face,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: which has the same shocking effect, but you're not going.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: To get in trouble. Yeah, that's good. No one's ever
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: gotten in trouble for throwing water. We'll get your goggles
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: first so your eyes don't get.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: Oh, no, I don't need... I want it to just.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: Be a mask.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right. We'll figure it out. I'm going to get
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: my receipt.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: Okay. All right.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: Are we ready?
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: Hey, thank you guys so much for watching Make of
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: the Burge. Bye. Bye.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 7: Bye.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: We could very well win this thing.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: How much time did we do?
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 8: You're about to hear some ads that help keep the
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 8: lights on here in the old studio. Thanks for listening
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 8: or don't listen. It's really up to you at this point.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 8: It's at the end of the show. I mean, you're
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 8: listening to me.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: Hi, but here they come. I promise they're coming. Yep.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: Here they are.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 4: Happy day.