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Have a seat (Ft. Britt) · BTG For President

• 0:00
  Speaker A: Go out to la. Comin from the city where no pity is. Shell. Shell. Somebody need to do a song for la.
• 0:06
  Speaker B: Straight up. Hello, my name is Elaine and I'll be your tour guide through South Central Los Angeles.
• 0:18
  Speaker A: Look, count my nose.
• 0:20
  Speaker B: Smoke up. I'm from California, where you from? So what? I'm from California. California. California. California.
• 0:29
  Speaker A: This is Los Angeles.
• 0:30
  Speaker B: Well, where we going? West.
• 0:33
  Speaker A: Hello, beautiful.
• 0:35
  Speaker B: Whoa.
• 0:37
  Speaker A: I'm not even going to edit that, to be honest. Do not edit that out.
• 0:40
  Speaker B: Nope, leave that.
• 0:41
  Speaker A: Players up. Welcome, beautiful people, Boys and girls, moms and dads, aunties and uncles, and even your sister, your fine ass. Older sister, yes. Talking about you, Mr. Huxtable. Your daughters was fine, okay. And the youngest is around my age. So I have, you know, all of them is good in my book. But we are here today to do the remix. And I spoke to 12 Cal. I listened to the show twice, first of all. So I listened to the show twice. And his show is titled Seat at the Table. You guys have probably seen the meme by now, a couple of them.
• 1:27
  Speaker B: And.
• 1:27
  Speaker A: And you'll see, you know, some artists, celebrities, athletes that will sit around the table. One major character at the head of the table, and then there's one standing to the side and he's waiting to be seated. But somebody has to get up and get up out of that seat. Okay, who is that? Well, we'll go down the list of these people who are currently sitting at the table. The one as the head at the table and then the person that wants to sit down at the table. No other person will be able to do this remix than Jada and Styles P back and forth. Then the young Brit, Renee.
• 2:22
  Speaker B: Thank you. Thank you. You know, I love a good remix. A good top 10. Put me on no doubt.
• 2:28
  Speaker A: And so throughout the day, I was talking to both parties, right? And so I was going to surprise 12 cow with the remix by having Brit on the remix. But apparently he knew about Brit being on a remix because Brit told him that we were doing the show.
• 2:49
  Speaker B: I just said we were recording. I didn't say nothing about no remix.
• 2:53
  Speaker A: Right, right, right, right. But you know, since I have this lovely day to. To myself and I have a full slate open to record. I had mentioned, he mentioned that he'll be off, he has time to record. He going to cook up a show himself today. Me and him haven't recorded since his last. Since the LA culture show that we did on his platform. He's due to do a show on my platform as well. And I mentioned. Hey, man, Let me know after. And I never told him that I was doing a show with you. So I said, look, after I finish doing my, then we could talk about the next show that we'll do. And he was like, wait, ain't you recording with Brit?
• 3:38
  Speaker B: Right?
• 3:38
  Speaker A: And I was like. In my head, I'm like, how does this nigga know that could have been for me.
• 3:44
  Speaker B: That couldn't. Like he just assuming. Don't assume, Kyle. Cause when you assume, you make an ass out of yourself.
• 3:50
  Speaker A: Well, look, I'm not saying that he assumed, but he was just. I know, I know, I know. When it comes to 12 Cal, he is he going. He gonna make sure everything lines up. He even has a calendar with his family where he block off. Hey, do not. I am not a part of this family while I'm recording, okay? Leave me alone.
• 4:08
  Speaker B: So time out.
• 4:11
  Speaker A: It was cool, but surprise, 12 Cal, we're jumping you on his remix, okay?
• 4:17
  Speaker B: Surprise, motherfucker.
• 4:20
  Speaker A: So the seat at the table, I think it's a good thing. Now I know some of his answers. And maybe I told him, maybe I disagree, maybe I will agree, but we'll just see.
• 4:32
  Speaker B: You got to listen to find out.
• 4:34
  Speaker A: You gotta go listen to his show. Yeah, that's a good point. Cause I was gonna mention his answers, but now. Nah. Why take or stop you from getting more downloads when I can just have people go listen to your show Again, I do this all the time. Every time I do a remix of his show, I always mention, before you even listen to the remakes, go listen to the original. So, Brit, with that being said, you have checked out the list. Well, you have the list, but you've seen the meme. You listen to the show.
• 5:07
  Speaker B: Absolutely.
• 5:09
  Speaker A: Just real briefly, how do you feel about it? And I think after we discuss each seatings arrangements, we can talk about some people that maybe should have been at the table.
• 5:23
  Speaker B: Oh, absolutely. I like that. So as far as these tables go, and I know we're not giving up Kyle's answers, so I'm not going to. Even if it starts to sound like I am. I can't say that I'm actually mad at his answers. Can't say that.
• 5:42
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 5:44
  Speaker B: I. I thought. I really thought I might be appalled, but I'm not. Should there have been other people at these tables? Absolutely. Like some of these people, I'm like, what? Nah. But definitely, definitely some good lists. I can't say I was too mad. So I'm not.
• 6:08
  Speaker A: I'm not mad.
• 6:08
  Speaker B: Not up on this one.
• 6:09
  Speaker A: Yeah, I'm not mad. But once.
• 6:12
  Speaker B: You might make my blood pressure go up, though.
• 6:14
  Speaker A: We'll see. We'll see. We don't know. We don't know. Hey, like I said, like I told 12 Cal, maybe we have some similar answers. Maybe we don't. The only way we can find out is we start. We start with the first table. All right, and that table is what? The R and B table?
• 6:33
  Speaker B: The R and B table.
• 6:34
  Speaker A: Well, the singers, the singer's table. To be fair, you're correct. Because if we put down R and B, you know, it could blur some lines and stuff like that, and then people want to get technical and all that other soft. All right, so here we go with the singers. Now we're going to go down this list, and you, my friend, will, will present your answer and then I will present mine. So gotta go first. I mean, if you don't, you know, you know, I mean, you know, the.
• 7:10
  Speaker B: One I want to go last on is. Is the. The rappers. I can do the other one easily that the first me rapper.
• 7:17
  Speaker A: One bite 12 count out the gate. Ready? Okay. 12 cow has a history of having messages already ready to go. You know, Lord, no. Yeah. I mean, you know how we do it, you know. You know, honestly, don't matter who goes first, but you know, me being, you know, I'm just making sure the gas goes first and stuff like that. But what we're going to do is explain. We want to have 12 cow himself explain the table. So here we go.
• 7:47
  Speaker C: In one seat, we have Janet Demita Joe Jackson. Sitting to her right, the incomparable Luther Vandross. Sitting to his right at the table, none other than Marvin Gaye. Sitting to his right, the great Whitney Houston. Standing up, one Ms. Mariah Carey. So she's the one who's trying to have a seat at the table. Sitting at the head chair, the King of Pop, my man Michael Jackson, Janet's older brother. Sitting to his right, Beyonce Carter. Sitting to her right, the Queen of Soul, Ms. Aretha Franken. Sitting to Aretha's right, my man Stevie Wonder. And sending to Stevie's right, the one and only Mary Jane Blige. So the question on the meme is who at this table has to get up?
• 9:08
  Speaker A: All right, all right, so that first table is set. We got M.J. michael Jackson. the head of the table, we got Janet, Luther, Marvin Gaye, Whitney. On the left side, we have Beyonce, Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder, Mary J. Blige on the right side. And then we got the sexiest legs in singer history walking in looking for A seat to sit down in. And Ms. Mariah Carey.
• 9:38
  Speaker B: Mariah Carey tried to sit her ass down somewhere.
• 9:40
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. With this other expensive ass. She did have some nice legs though. I would lick. She did, yeah. I would lick them. Yeah, for sure. So Brit, you say to that My answer.
• 9:56
  Speaker B: And of course they gonna come after me. Yeah, they gonna do what they do.
• 10:00
  Speaker A: Get your pork. No. Yeah, ye pitchforks ready. Get your pork ready too.
• 10:06
  Speaker B: Get your pork ready. Might as well cuz they about to light a fire up under my ass. But Beyonce gotta go.
• 10:14
  Speaker A: Okay, well why even. Why even have any type of dramatic pause Beyonce been out of there for me? What?
• 10:24
  Speaker B: Thank you. We.
• 10:25
  Speaker A: We. We're going to. First of all, I'm not going to say this because I know you guys are within the guidelines. I know you guys. Right. And I'm not here to argue. I'm not. I'm not in the arguing space right now. Where the fuck is Prince at?
• 10:41
  Speaker B: Thank you, thank you, thank you. I was waiting for Prince to be somewhere on this.
• 10:46
  Speaker A: This is the fuck this.
• 10:48
  Speaker B: So you know I'm mad.
• 10:50
  Speaker A: So in, in. In today's world, they have rage bait posts that'd be going, wow, this is probably on a lower tier of rage bait because a lot of it has to do with politics and then others is like sports and then the male versus female gender outrage bullshit, dating and stuff like that. But if you pay attention to these lists as. And in 12 Cal mentions in his episode that these all this is AI generated. None of these people ever sat at the table in real life together at the same time because it's impossible. A lot of these people have passed away. Right. So. But this is just one of those topics that could either be entertaining amongst friends and families or it could be used to divide us once again and you could divide us twice by putting somebody such as Beyonce at a table with these particular artists and also leaving out prints. This is extremely total bullshit. And I'm going to tell you why. It's nothing against Beyonce. Have I always expressed it all?
• 11:59
  Speaker B: Beyonce. What?
• 12:00
  Speaker A: Beyonce. Have I. Have I ever. And I think Beyonce and the Kardashians is the only ones that have autocorrect on iPhone when it comes to their names. Which is wild, by the way. That's random piece of thing that I know, but I don't. It's not like I don't dislike Beyonce, it's just that the other people that's mentioned on this list is either. I'm paying respect to my elder and knowing where they came from and knowing that a lot of stuff that we hear or that I've heard and throughout my life started with them.
• 12:32
  Speaker B: Exactly.
• 12:33
  Speaker A: Or I grew up with these artists. So I'm not. We know Janet is not going anywhere. As a matter of fact, if you come back the next day, she could be at the head of the table. Okay.
• 12:48
  Speaker B: Ooh. Or Michael.
• 12:50
  Speaker A: No, see, that's the problem. I'm not here to divide us anymore. I'm not here to do that. I'm here to tell you that I don't see me when me and 12 between me and 12 cow. I don't believe there is just one goat. I don't. I used to. But I don't think like that anymore. Because when you. It's great to have a barbershop division and the debates. That's cool. That's what we grew up on hip hop. Sometimes I feel like the R and B came later. You know what I'm saying? We wouldn't really arguing about who's the best between this artist. Not how we did with hip hop and not how we do with sports. There has always been and today is really ugly. Because if you like K Dot versus Drake, then it's just like you don't like the other person at all. And it's different type of fan bases. A part of the same fan base which I don't like. You know what I'm saying? Cause I've never checked. I didn't have to check MJ nor Prince numbers. I've never checked their numbers. I've never cared about it. Once I seen niggas pass out in a crowd, I knew MJ was real. When I seen N with they asses out, no back pockets. I knew N was fans of Prince. Like, you know what I'm like. Some of the hardest parts, hardest gang members was like, oh no, when dubs cry. So I didn't have to go check and see how these, how much these sold. These are artists. These are God given artists. You know what I'm saying? So when I look at this list, Janet can sit at the head of the table. Aretha Franklin can sit at the head of the table. Stevie Wonder, he could see himself at the table. Head of the table. So what are we talking about? And then Mary J. Blige, let me just tell you this. I grew up listening to that woman. I've seen that woman from the beginning of her career to where she's at now. And she's a way much better actress than Beyonce. That is a fact. Facts straight, facts now what Was that. What was that movie she was in? Was it called Mudbound?
• 15:01
  Speaker B: Yes. Mud.
• 15:02
  Speaker A: Something, that movie. She did a phenomenal job. Phenomenal job in that. Go bring up dream girls.
• 15:10
  Speaker B: Go bring up. What's that one? Was it obsession? Obsessed with that one.
• 15:16
  Speaker A: I think it was either upset obsessed or obsession. I know the one you talking about with the. With the white chick.
• 15:20
  Speaker B: Crazy white girl.
• 15:21
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 15:22
  Speaker B: What?
• 15:22
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah.
• 15:24
  Speaker B: She couldn't even play that right.
• 15:25
  Speaker A: Like, she couldn't even be married.
• 15:29
  Speaker B: Or. What was Gold Member Austin Powers.
• 15:32
  Speaker A: Well, see, and you can't mess up that role. You can't mess up that role. You cannot mess up that role because it's just pure comedy. Okay? But those other serious roles. I'm scared.
• 15:43
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 15:45
  Speaker A: So look, it's not about who you feel like makes the better music when you break it down. When I go to a house party, we know who music is getting played the most. And that's not even a shot. Mary J just has better songs played for a house party or a gathering. Okay. I don't think he ran ain't for this. That's not getting played at the house. It's just not.
• 16:12
  Speaker B: That's like middle school dances.
• 16:14
  Speaker A: It's either that or it's all women in there getting ready to have their own private drunk with wine.
• 16:21
  Speaker B: Fucking divorce party.
• 16:22
  Speaker A: Exactly. Thank you. Beyonce makes phenomenal divorce music. Phenomenal. Okay, But Mary J. Blige, she got a little bit of. She had. She made up her own verb. Don't need no hateration in his day.
• 16:42
  Speaker B: You know what? I won't even knock Beyonce because she can perform. She's a great performer. But overall, I'm not. I'm not.
• 16:49
  Speaker A: She's a way better. She's a way better performer than Mary J. Blige. Mary J. Blige has dances that nobody else could ever do. But guess what?
• 16:57
  Speaker B: They are offbeat dances.
• 16:59
  Speaker A: They offbeat. And every drunk house party, they either doing the same dance as Mary J. Does or Lil Kim does. That's a fact. Okay? So again, it's not a shot. There's no disrespect, but when we talk about history, she was there. And it's not about her being there at first, but she did a lot of damage first. A lot of damage. And we know a lot about. We was with Mary J through her relationships. That's how we got some of those great songs. You know what I mean?
• 17:32
  Speaker B: She makes the best heartbreak music ever.
• 17:35
  Speaker A: Exactly. So you can't get to heartbreak. You can't get to divorce without getting to the heartbreak First. So we both agree that Beyonce, you gotta get your ass up and you gotta pull out the chair. You gotta pull out the chair for Mariah Carey, okay? Yep.
• 17:53
  Speaker B: And on your way out, don't let the doorknob hit you or the good Lord split you.
• 17:56
  Speaker A: Now, look, Brit is being a little harsh towards you. I. All I said was get up. You can go to the living room. Okay. You can stay in the house.
• 18:05
  Speaker B: But I didn't say the door was to the outside of the house. Whatever room we're in that. Just don't let it hit you, okay?
• 18:12
  Speaker A: So Brit saying, you can stay in here, but just make sure you get out the room.
• 18:17
  Speaker B: We ain't got to go home, but you got to get the hell up out of here.
• 18:20
  Speaker A: All right, 12 cows. So you heard it. There we are. We're keeping everybody except for Beyonce. Beyonce is pulling the chair and making sure that Mariah Carey sits down. Very eloquent. And then she's gonna probably get like a footstool or something like that because of the legs. Okay? All right, let's get to the next one.
• 18:45
  Speaker C: The person who is standing up is none other than LeBron James. LeBron James, at the time of this recording, is the NBA's all time scoring leader. So that alone puts him at this table, right? So then you have to ask yourself, who has to get up from this table so that LeBron can have a seat? So let me tell you who's at the table. Starting on this side, we've got Earvin, Magic Johnson, Baylor.
• 19:22
  Speaker A: You know who that is?
• 19:23
  Speaker C: I mean, that's in Showtime. Magic. The Magic man. Magic Johnson. Laker. Great. I mean, one of the best players I've ever seen in my life. He's at the table, sitting to his left, his teammate, they call him the captain. Kareem Abdul Jabbar, the Professor of the Skyhook. Sitting to his left, another Laker. Wow, it's three Lakers already. Three Lakers. Shaquille Rashaun o'.
• 19:53
  Speaker A: Neal.
• 19:55
  Speaker C: Sitting to his left, Del's little boy, Steph Wardell. Stephen Curry. Sitting next to Shaq. Sitting at the head table, the goat, Michael Jeffrey Jordan. Sitting to his left, the late, great Celtic, Bill Russell. I think Bill Russell had what, 11 titles. Sitting to his left. Speaking of Celtics, none other than Larry Joe Bird, one of the coldest shooters you ever want to see. Sitting to his left, Kevin Durant. And rounding out the table, the late great, the Mamba. Kobe Bean. Bryant.
• 20:43
  Speaker A: Kobe.
• 20:44
  Speaker C: So now there's the question again. LeBron. I don't think we're being facetious. If we say that LeBron deserves a spot at this table, and he rightfully does. He should be at this table because he is one of the all time greats, no matter what you think about LeBron James. That being said, someone at this table has to get up.
• 21:07
  Speaker A: Okay, Brett, it's time again. Now we doing Bassett ball, man. It's basketball. And at the head of this table, we got Michael Jeffrey Jordan, Mr. Space Jam himself, right? So going back to that whole goat talk, I put a lot of cat at the front of this table. It's only right for MJ to be there, you know, but it's. Again, the seat is interchangeable. So at this table, though, we got to get Brian at this table. Now, as both Laker fans, we have our. We have our reservations about Mr. LeBron James. LeBron, he has played for the Lakers long enough to be considered a Laker, though. You know, that's a fact.
• 21:56
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 21:56
  Speaker A: So let's just start.
• 21:58
  Speaker B: Put in your time, motherfucker.
• 22:00
  Speaker A: Yeah, I guess you work long enough, motherfucker. We have five Lakers that is going to be at this table, which is crazy. We dominate the table once again. But at the head of the table, Message, message. Is Michael Jeffrey Jordan, Mr. Black Cat, Black Jesus himself. And on the left side of that table, we have Magic. That's always no Irvin, no Johnson, just no Johnson. Paul's just Magic. Just Magic. Okay? Next to him is Kareem. And then we got Shaq, followed up with Steph Curry. And then on the right side, we got Bill Russell, we got Larry Bird, we got Kevin Durant, and then the late, great jellybean Bryant, Mr. Kobe himself. Who is getting up. Who the hell is getting up out of they seat so LeBron can sit his ass down?
• 23:06
  Speaker B: Well, I don't know about for you, but this was real quick and easy for me. That's what she said. KD gotta go.
• 23:14
  Speaker A: Two for two.
• 23:16
  Speaker B: KD gotta go.
• 23:17
  Speaker A: Get your ass out.
• 23:19
  Speaker B: When you got a list like that and you already know Kobe ain't going no damn.
• 23:23
  Speaker A: Well, they only bring up Kobe for. That's why I keep saying it's the. It's the. The rage bait. They only bring up Kobe for the rage bait. They know that. And they put Kobe at the end of the table. For real. Right?
• 23:36
  Speaker B: Get the out of here.
• 23:37
  Speaker A: We already know what that is. We already know what that is. So here's the thing. KD gotta go. He and KD has. He got to me. He got a top five nickname of all time. They call that nigga Durantula and a slim reaper. That is. That's his crazy nickname right there. But I don't care. He's one of the most dynamic scorers. To be honest, I could pick Mellow over KD if I wanted to. That's how that. As a, as a basketball fan, I like KD just as I like Katie, just as much as I like Melody. So when it comes to small forwards, if you want to do the whole small forward thing and you just want to pick players in general, I could have easily replaced him with Melo. But we're doing this for Bron. Let's go down the list though. It's magic. Your game is patent after magic itself. Like Bron is just Magic Johnson on cocaine.
• 24:33
  Speaker B: Uh huh.
• 24:34
  Speaker A: Okay. Because I think they both the same height or around or Magic might be taller. Then you got Kareem. You just broke his record. Has been here right, just as long as I've been alive. Okay. So Kareem is not going anywhere. Plus Kareem had a fight with Bruce Lee. Okay. Then we got Shaq. He is the world's darling. Even though. Hey, yo, y' all be letting Shaq get away. Shaq is a filthy. He's a filthy guy. Okay, I see you, Shaq. I've been watching you. You find these women and then you end up buying them a car. Okay. Or some furniture and some other stuff. Okay? So I'm watching you, Shaq. But Shaq, yes, One of the most dominant big men of all time, no disputing that Curry actually beat Bron in the finals before. So he's at the table. He has, I think he has the only unanimous MVP trophy. He's built like 11 year old soccer player and he's the reigning 3.3 pointer 3 point shooter of all time. But shout out to Reggie and Ray and Ray. Ray, Bill Russell. Yes, I have. Now there's one thing 12cow said on this episode that I slightly disagree with, even though I understood where he was coming from. Bill Russell did play against mechanics. He did play against niggas that actually went to work. Okay? He played against the milkman, he played against the nigga that delivered the mail. But he also put up numbers against other great niggas and went home and had the fight against racism. So he was definitely playing two sports. One for his life and the other one to support his life. So shout out to. And he did pop champagne. 11 years out of 13. Crazy Larry Bird, three time MVP back to back to back. And put emphasis on it. On his back because the only reason he had to retire is because he had a bad back. Because he was carrying you. Sorry. For three years in a row, okay? And he was whooping on mj. Kd. Well, KD has a burner account, or had a burner account on Twitter, okay? One of the best scorers of all time. Nobody can quite score like him. Since then, they have entered a new alien in Victor. And Victor was like, he's like seven for whatever. And the nigga plays almost similar to kd. That tall is crazy. But prior to Victor and there were other players that was just as tall as him or even taller, but no one had the talent that KD has, especially scoring the ball. And then of course, Kobe, self explanatory. He's at any table that the NBA can possibly create. So we not about to play like that. Ever since this man has left this planet, N has gotten the courage to disrespect his name just because niggas has gotten older, are going about their way. And they found out that when you rage, bait that can turn into possible money. So, yeah, niggas is. And shout out to the ones who actually stood up. I lost a lot of respect for Tracy McGrady. Weird ass nigga. But at the same time, hey, that's the new currency. Fat Joe is doing it right now towards J. Cole. Like, they. They do this thing where they just want to all of a sudden just started talking about niggas because they gonna start making money. And since Kobe's not. Yeah, since Kobe's not here to defend himself, you know, you gotta leave it up to former players. But if you wanna break down why some of these players should, you know, be seated and staying at the table. They have a resume that's, you know, ungodly. I can make a. I can make a case. Bron should be at the table. As weird as he had to me, Bron and Drake is the same person.
• 28:45
  Speaker B: I see that.
• 28:46
  Speaker A: No, I'm talking about career wise, in some cases, in some cases, personality wise too. Because the one thing Drake fans is going to do is say this held it down for like 15, 16 years straight. LeBron fans do the same thing. This had been to 11, 12 finals and not nobody, so.
• 29:07
  Speaker B: So have the rest of the Lakers, who mostly ride the bench.
• 29:10
  Speaker A: Hey, Jerry. Jerry West. Jerry west been to like nine in the now he only won one. Okay. I think Magic been to what, a nine as well? Magic been a nine, one five. Kobe been a seven, one five. He has a losing record now they gonna say, but you gotta get there. Okay, so you okay getting to the top of the mountain, then falling all the way back down, then gotta go back, right?
• 29:33
  Speaker B: And they're saying, you know what? I don't want to take these last three steps.
• 29:37
  Speaker A: But that is. But that is an accomplishment, though. It just don't. When we started talking about the greats of the greats at the table, you know, as much as it's irritating to hear mj, Finn, he was six foot six before he got to that. Six foot six. They was whooping his ass. Okay, Yep. All right. But getting still six foot six, though. You can't. The nigga don't. And the nigga don't know what a game seven is now. That's crazy. I. I think a Game seven holds a lot of power, but if you ain't even got to get to a game seven to where you got to take your anxiety medication, that says something.
• 30:14
  Speaker B: It does.
• 30:15
  Speaker A: You know what I'm saying? So shout out to him. The MJ is going to be at every table. Kobe's going to be at every table. I think Magic might be at majority of them. Kareem should be at majority of them. And then everybody else, you is going to be. You know, y' all gonna get to some of these tables as well. Bron is definitely at this table, though. He's sitting down. So kd, get. Show. Get up, and you can get your ass out now.
• 30:42
  Speaker B: So go ahead.
• 30:43
  Speaker A: No, you got it.
• 30:44
  Speaker B: Oh, you just say. And you know, there's. I mean, a lot of these people are even interchangeable. I'd say about half this list for me could be interchangeable with. With these types of things, people sitting at the table. You know, this is why I like doing the. The verses episodes with 12 cow. Because we have a criteria to follow. We're not leaving it up to where my mind wants to go. But you could have had Julius Irving in this. Yeah, you could have had Tim Duncan. You could have had Iverson.
• 31:17
  Speaker A: Tim Duncan. Iverson for sure. Who else could we have up there? It's just. Oh, the list do get. It does get kind of. It does get kind of short after that. It. It gets. It gets short after that. Because when we start talking about, like, the. This is. This is hall of Fame galore. You know what I mean? But there's a lot of other hall of Famers that could. That could say, hey, I could. There's a. There's other tiers of tables that could be put together. I think Dirk should be up there for sure. KG should Be up there for sure. You said Iverson Wade can be there. You know, Stockton and then Stockton. Here's the crazy part. A lot of niggas are starting to be like, man, Stockton ain't no. But Stockton was. Stockton was that good. To where even if you ain't got no rings, you right there. You right there, right? You know what I'm saying? Niggas are still chasing your record. So shout out to Stockton. But no, I agree. Run, sit your ass down somewhere. But shut up though. That's the thing. You get to this table, you kind of shut up, you know what I'm saying? Just a little bit. Just a little bit. You get. You got what it will pharaoh say. You shut. You shut your mouth. You shut your mouth.
• 32:31
  Speaker B: Shut your mouth.
• 32:32
  Speaker A: You shut your mouth. Okay, now let's move to the. Watch this, watch this Brit plot twist. Let's move to the possible last table.
• 32:47
  Speaker B: Possible last. What's that?
• 32:49
  Speaker A: Yeah, we're gonna get to the possible last table of this list. See that? The table now 12 Cal your intro to this table. Even though it's the shortest table out of the three, had the longest intro. Brett, my counterpart, the that's in the passenger seat with the gun, said it took you almost five minutes to introduce this table with these shorts.
• 33:19
  Speaker B: It was long winded at every person at this table.
• 33:23
  Speaker A: Get em. So this is the hip hop table. Now this is the barbershop. This is where is going to fight. This is meet me in Temecula, okay? The hip hop table. And the hip hop table has Tupac at the main share. No argument for me. I'm a PAC fan, right? But again, I don't look at one artist that is the greatest of all time. To me it does not make any sense, okay? Especially when you have multiple genres, not in multiple genres, regions of artists that contributed to hip hop. I think the one thing that we have done as a culture in hip hop is not have subgenres that we actually pushed. You know, we do amongst ourselves. We say shit like, you know, like trap trap music, you know what I'm saying? That's still a form of rap under hip hop. But we never licensed it, like we never printed it in to where people we could. I think if we did that, it's less discussion, it's less disrespect too amongst artists and the fan bases because we say, well that's not real hip hop. But what, what you know, I mean there's the east, you know, going at it with the west, the east going at it with The South. There's a common denominator here, but there, we don't get there unless we break this down. Gangster rap, trap rap, boom box. Absolutely. What the conscious rap. You know what I mean?
• 35:10
  Speaker B: Like, there's so many levels to rap.
• 35:14
  Speaker A: And if you just break it down, we won't have the. Won't have so many fights.
• 35:19
  Speaker B: Right?
• 35:21
  Speaker A: So here we go, the third table. Tupac, head of the table, who's waiting to get seated. It's none other than Compton's very own K Dot. Britt K Dot is standing at the table.
• 35:36
  Speaker B: Absolutely.
• 35:37
  Speaker A: Now, these are the people that are sitting down already. We got. On the left side, Biggie Smalls, Lil Wayne, Jay Z. Again, to me, Biggie Jay Z can also be head of the table. Right side, we have eminem, Kanye, and 50. Take a deep breath. Where the fuck is Nas at? Yeah, where's DMX at?
• 36:10
  Speaker B: I agree with that.
• 36:13
  Speaker A: Y' all pick 50 cent over method Man, Ice Cube. Well, we'll get to that.
• 36:21
  Speaker B: Well, okay, because this is why I was saying I like criteria, right. Overall as a whole, the contribution to rap, to hip hop. I think Ice Cube could be at that table. Now, I will say this. Like we talked about before we started. This table's a little bit smaller than the other ones. We're a couple people short on this table.
• 36:41
  Speaker A: Yeah, two people short, for sure.
• 36:45
  Speaker B: So. Yeah, but you're absolutely right.
• 36:48
  Speaker A: I just want to go with this. I just want to go with this list. Because how do y' all skip over the names that I just mentioned? Dmx, Method Man, Nas. You skip over those names, and then you put in Kanye and 50. I'm okay with M. Cause M has solidified itself. A lot of your favorite rappers have him as their. As has M as one of their favorite rappers. So I'm not going to argue with that. I look at Eminem just like I look at Larry Bird. They the same people. To me.
• 37:19
  Speaker B: I will say with Eminem, because he's staying at the table for me.
• 37:23
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 37:24
  Speaker B: When he came out with his first album, I went back. And this is, of course, back in the day where you could download, you know, Napster, Limewire, and you could. You could dig up some stuff. And I dug up some of his, like, freestyles, some of his underground. And oh, my God, as a lyricist, he's staying, period.
• 37:41
  Speaker A: I think we. I think Tyler Creator comes from the Eminem branch.
• 37:46
  Speaker B: Oh, yeah, I agree.
• 37:48
  Speaker A: Where you. Where you are. You put the visuals together, the antics, but the skill set just throws you the fuck off. Like, you're that good that when you do some crazy shit, we like nah. And shout out to Brit one of her previous shows, we just. We get it. Like, we understand this is what you do. You know what I mean? So even as weird as it can get, or unless you consider it corny or whatever the case may be, like, we know that's you, so it's received in a different way.
• 38:28
  Speaker B: Right? You're not trying to be somebody else that you're not.
• 38:31
  Speaker A: No, you've stayed the course. You, whoever you created that Persona. Unless that's like, really, you, like, you stayed that path. So we respect it at the end of the day, but nonetheless, this is the list. Biggie, Lil Wayne, jay Z, Eminem, Kanye, 51 of them niggas got to get up for KDOT to sit down. Mind you, once K sits down, he would be the only west coast artist on his list. Tupac, remember, was adopted by us. Technically, the east coast is starting to claim this nigga for some apparent reason, but I don't think Tupac as a West coast artist. More than just the east coast artist, Tupac is Tupac. That nigga is just. He's Tupac, okay? We're not gonna call him a West coast artist. We're not gonna call him an east coast artist because he was born in. In New York. We're not gonna call him an east coast artist because he went to school in Baltimore. You know what I'm saying? We're just going to say Tupac, okay? And again, I believe out of those people that we sat, out of those six people that are sitting down, I think Biggie and Jay Z can also say Tupac. You can come sit over here for a little bit. I'm gonna go sit at the head of the table. And I'm perfectly fine with that. Okay, so now, Britt, I'm gonna ask you. Biggie Smalls had one of the greatest impacts, one of the greatest rookie years in hip hop history. Didn't have career because we don't know how to protect our black men. Lil Wayne, he had one of the greatest rookie years of all time. One of the greatest tours. He had one of the greatest two jerseys he has. He has a Kobe BR2 jersey career to where he rapped a certain way when he first came along and started rapping a different way later on in his life. Jay Z, I mean, we talking about a man who got pulled over with a lot of bricks, you know what I'm saying? Jay Z is Jay Z. He is one of our black billionaires. We Got Eminem, White Chocolate. Okay, this nigga is crazy. But he managed to be one of one artist who happened to find a rhyme for orange. Okay. And then Kanye, polarizing controversy type of artist. But he has arguably one of the best three peats in 3P album history. And then we got 50 Cent who also had a great rookie year and has managed to build a, a follow a cult like following and dominate in the movie space. Movie slash TV space. But one of them gotta get up from the table and have K Dot sit down as well. Deserving. Who are you picking to get up?
• 41:31
  Speaker B: This one was a little more difficult for me.
• 41:34
  Speaker A: It was more difficult with less people. That's crazy, right?
• 41:38
  Speaker B: That shit's wild. Well, let me tell you who for sure is not going nowhere. And that, that's Tupac, that's Jay Z and that's.
• 41:47
  Speaker A: Well, I'd be damned, I would be God damned if we had we remove one of the head of the table.
• 41:54
  Speaker B: Right. Well, you know, I will say this. I'm not gonna give away who Kyle chose, but he was like, I'm a Tupac fan, but I wouldn't say he's at the head of the table. But in general, Tupac ain't going nowhere, Jay Z ain't going nowhere, Eminem ain't going nowhere. For me Personally, the other four Biggie, Lil Wayne, Kanye and 50 Cent could possibly have to go. Possibly. That's my opinion.
• 42:24
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 42:27
  Speaker B: It's difficult because for me, well, when you, me, Kyle and jbug did that episode of Our favorite parts of songs, right. I, I admit Lil Wayne's got some, some bangers. But overall Lil Wayne drives me crazy. But I will, I can acknowledge going back to like, you know, like you just said my previous episode. That's you.
• 42:55
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 42:55
  Speaker B: And, and you do have the, the one liners, you do have the lyrics. You can like say some like wow, okay, you put all that together. But like overall Little Ways has not been somebody I've been like, I don't. I think I bought one Lil Wayne CD ever Biggie. I don't know if it's short career or what, but yeah, I like some Biggie songs, but I can't sit there and say I'm gonna play this Biggie album and, and that's how I've always been. I've never really said that out loud to nobody but because you know the haters don't hate. Yeah, but that's just how I feel about Biggie, 50 Cent. Like you said, you know, hell, he went. Richard died trying was the shit. And then he went off into G Unit. He's got the power. Like, he's got all that shit. He's. But like, I can't say 50 Cent is all the way up there either. And then with Kanye. So 12 Kyle said on his episode that Twisted Dark, or Dark Twisted Fantasy, whatever it was called, was where Kanye lost him. Right.
• 44:09
  Speaker A: Which was probably Kanye's most creative one. You know, every artist has an album. I know. I mean now I. I don't love it, but I don't hate it. It's just. I think I thought it was. That was that album and we all have an artist. I think K Dot just had his. You as a Prince fan can tell me which album this is. But you have a artist that will say, nah, I need to make this for my fan base. Not for commercial.
• 44:43
  Speaker B: Yeah, this one is that one that. What was it? I just saw a couple memes where it had an artist and it lists the albums and it was like, this is their Mental Breakdown album. This is their creative space. This is their, you know, most popular whatever. But they had that Mental Breakdown album. But where Kanye lost me more so was 808 and heartbreak. I actually really didn't care for that album.
• 45:09
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 45:10
  Speaker B: That was the beginning of me like pulling back. My favorite album though is probably the first one. Second one was cool. Third one was eh for me. I know a lot of people like that one. But it. Nothing Graduation first album.
• 45:25
  Speaker A: Yeah, Yeah, I love that.
• 45:26
  Speaker B: And then he had 808 and heartbreak. That just drove me crazy. And I don't know if it's because my ex boyfriend played it so much while we were together.
• 45:34
  Speaker A: It was.
• 45:36
  Speaker B: But you know, and I will honestly say I haven't gone back to even try to listen to it, but. So maybe I do like it. I don't know. But Twisted Dark Fantasy was one I liked. After that, I've been way cool off Kanye. Like I. I tried to listen to that Mental Breakdown one he had where he was in the desert or whatever. You know what I'm talking about? The album cover looks like Nighttime in the desert.
• 46:02
  Speaker A: Is it yay Yay?
• 46:04
  Speaker B: Maybe. I don't know.
• 46:05
  Speaker A: I don't know. Are Yeezys one of the look much like 12 cow after to me after his. After his. His three Pete. I kind of. It was just I. I picked songs off of his albums after that. I don't care about any album after his three peat. I don't. But I do like some of those albums. It's just that's where the term changed, you know what I'm saying? But he even said it. I have a right to feel that way because of what he just said. To validate, it was nigga that I cosplay the backpack rapper. He did. He said that I cosplayed doing that. But that's what we love the most, you know what I'm saying? Spaceship. The. The Graveyard. The Graveyard track is one of my favorite songs of all time.
• 46:51
  Speaker B: For me, same here.
• 46:52
  Speaker A: Oh, I love that song. And I was working a graveyard shift listening to that shit, so I felt that. And I worked at the Gap. Old Navy. It was Old Navy. Was it the Old Navy and the Gap. I worked at both of them. Damn. But he started getting into his creative bag and it's like for all my creators out there, it's a hit and miss, you know what I'm saying? So, like, you gonna create a lot of shit personally that a lot of people not gonna fuck with facts. And what he did was he created three classic albums in a row that he knew that we will all like commercially. And then he got into his personal bag and he lost a lot of people. And that's okay because just like all artists, they have a cult like following, you know what I mean? So I'm not mad at it. And like I said all those other albums that came after that, there was just two, maybe three, maybe even four songs that I liked off of each album. So I can't shit on it because it's just. It was just. It just sounded totally different from the first three, you know, and even Graduation versus Lay Registrar, all they had songs that was a little bit different. But you heard the growth of the, of the content. So you taking who off again?
• 48:14
  Speaker B: See, I, I will say I hadn't fully decided before recording because honestly, it's a. I would be picking between Kanye, Lil Wayne and Biggie.
• 48:30
  Speaker A: That's crazy. You know them, New York, them. I know they gonna be in your DMs talking about how dare you men Biggie's name on a chopping block.
• 48:42
  Speaker B: Because, like now we're not getting into groups, we're getting that solo artist. But you know, I like some east coast rap, but Biggie is not my favorite East Coast. Yeah, he's just not like. Yeah, I, I get, I, I get his, his stance, his, his place in the hip hop game, in the rap game. I get it. But I got more people above him from east coast than where he is.
• 49:07
  Speaker A: So let me see if I know you. Would you. Would you happen to have Reggie Noble over him. I be that. I be that. Yeah, I be that. I be that. My first name must be. He ain't.
• 49:27
  Speaker B: Because every time they come around and be like, he ain't, I would actually. I would have him.
• 49:33
  Speaker A: Reggie Noble is a. Is a. He's. He's also one of those cousins that. He's a fan, family favorite. He's safe. Yeah, that's. You can't. You can't say nothing negative about him. He had one of the realest crib cribs episode of all time. The bet. Probably the most authentic. The best of number one. And number two doesn't even come close. Shout out to the brat. I had a huge crush on you in your early career now, before you started wearing a lot of sweats. She had a crib and she admitted that. We rented that place out. We knew it wasn't yours by the way you said no shares. When y' all niggas used to lie, talking about, this is where I like to come and just clear my thoughts. You're lying. You're lying. How many times y' all gonna say, this is where the magic happens? Shut up, bitch. I just wanted to say, bitch, like, you're lying. All you niggas was this. And you know, this is where the magic happens. No, this is not your house.
• 50:36
  Speaker B: That's funny.
• 50:37
  Speaker A: It's not your house. This didn't even have a. This didn't even have a. He didn't even have a proper doorbell. Okay, that was. That was. Oh, man. I'm like, I gotta go watch it again, man.
• 50:50
  Speaker B: Yeah, that was funny.
• 50:56
  Speaker A: Baby.
• 50:56
  Speaker B: I'm having a hard time deciding.
• 50:58
  Speaker A: Okay, well, I'll decide for you. Well, not for you. I'm going to just give you. I'm gonna give you mines. 50 has to go.
• 51:08
  Speaker B: Okay, I can respect that.
• 51:09
  Speaker A: 50 has to go. And I'm gonna tell you why. Only because I grew up with Lil Wayne. Me and Lil Wayne is the same age. Lil Wayne is the same age. But Lil Wayne, your bitch ass almost got up off of there because of hating on K Dot and because you can't remember shit. And because you keep playing. You keep playing games. Like, I be at my house, I don't be knowing nothing. And I can never be against, you know, authority because a white police officer saved my life. And I don't believe in racism because it never. I never had to face. Shut up. You fucking shit up for the black community by saying stupid shit like that. You taught yourself how to skateboard, okay? But all of a sudden, you start Doing all these drugs. Your hair is falling out. We can't understand what you're saying. Between you and what's my nigga. I can't think of my nigga name that played Batman. But you niggas need to clear out. Whatever. Y' all need to clear out. Drink some tea. Y' all need to run several laps because we don't know what the y' all talking about. Okay? All I hear is I don't know. Okay? Stop playing these games, y'. All. Your ass almost got off that table by doing that. Talking about I deserve to be in the Super Bowl. I'm so heartbroken. Where. Okay. We seen you perform. You're tired, right? You don't know your lyrics. Okay?
• 52:31
  Speaker B: That's a fact.
• 52:32
  Speaker A: All right, do. And do we want to hear Lollipop, Lollipop at the Super Bowl?
• 52:37
  Speaker B: Oh, my God, no.
• 52:39
  Speaker A: Okay. But 50 has to go because Kanye can't leave. Because without Kanye, we don't get some of the production that he has, you know, given everybody else. You know what I'm saying? And outside of his. Whatever he be talking about, he's doing it for attention. I little empathy, sympathize with him. I've lost a mother, too.
• 53:04
  Speaker B: And.
• 53:07
  Speaker A: He may have needed medication a long time ago. Who knows? But I know that man is smart enough to do this shit when something is about to happen or he needs some type of attention.
• 53:18
  Speaker B: He shouldn't have left that ass for a white girl.
• 53:20
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Crazy, because I'm on masterclass, listening. Listen to Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian talk about building her brand. And I ain't gonna even lie to you. Shit is phenomenal. But, yeah, you should have just stayed the course, brother. You know what I mean? But I think I ain't gonna lie. I think he's one of the million black men and women who have gone into Hollywood and has been corrupted in some type of way. You lost your mom. You never recovered from it. You might. You might have a mental illness sometimes.
• 53:55
  Speaker B: With that, though, it's not even. They had. Didn't have time to recover. Didn't recover. Did you even have time to grieve? You know, when you had a spotlight? Like, yeah, you don't even have time or space. Everybody's all in your business and, like, you need space for that.
• 54:11
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. But when he hit his head on that stop sign or whatever that was? That shit was funny. I ain't lying to you. He was mad. It was not the paparazzi fault. But, yeah, no. So I try to look at the human side of things, you know what I mean? And I'm not giving niggas any excuses because some of the shit he says is super dumb, some of the shit that he tweets, some of the stuff that he does, and it's just.
• 54:36
  Speaker B: Oh, absolutely.
• 54:37
  Speaker A: But I know he's that intelligent to where he's playing that dumb and it's irritating, but at the same time, his skill set, making those beats. And he can rap. You know what I'm saying? He can. He can Miracle web. He could do that. He could do that, right? Much way, much better rapper than 50. And we all know about the infamous Face Off. Them. They. Them went through that Stronger track was kicking. It was kicking that AO technology, whatever that he had with Justin Timberland.
• 55:08
  Speaker B: Oh, my God, I forgot about that.
• 55:10
  Speaker A: Yeah, that Kanye almost. He almost hit a million the first week, I think. Think it was like 900 some thousand or some. Like, they. They weren't that far apart, though, I think. I think. I don't know if it was 900 or 700, but I do know that I think he only beat 50 by like 200. 200 something thousand. But that was a crazy week, though. That was a crazy week. So it's crazy it came down between those two and maybe Lil Wayne. But K Doc definitely deserves a seat at the table.
• 55:44
  Speaker B: Absolutely.
• 55:45
  Speaker A: And for this table to be so short with that company. That's a dope. That's a dope company to be with. If you want to shuffle some chairs around, I mean, we could ruffle some feathers, but I ain't gonna do that right now.
• 56:00
  Speaker B: Right now, though, you not wanting to ruffle feathers?
• 56:03
  Speaker A: No, because here's the thing. I like a good competitive debate, a fun one, but I think the lines get blurred now because there's a lot of rage bait out there. And I'm tired of old. I'm tired of the. I'm tired of the Kobe Braun Magic shit. I mean, Jordan shit. I'm tired of the Prince MJ shit. I am just tired of that. Tired. I'm tired of that shit and that. And that. I wouldn't say years ago, I was like, dog, they all great. Just imagine if we didn't. If they. If these artists. And let's just be honest, a lot of these artists, a lot of these greats that we're talking about, including Mike, Michael Jackson, including, you know, maybe Whitney or Mary, maybe even Biggie, KD for sure, a lot of these was sensitive. Why? Because they were human and they putting out some content that they weren't well received and they didn't always get great feedback. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, just imagine these motherfuckers getting criticized and getting put up against other artists and stuff like that. Do you understand that we've never got an album with Michael Jackson and Prince? And how that could have sounded like just having a Prince write a whole song, but just have MJ do the hook or some shit, like, are you fucking? Or do the ad libs, something like that. We've never got that. You want to know why? Because the industry selfishly put these motherfuckers against each other and stuff.
• 57:40
  Speaker B: Like, well, it could have been, but it was bad. You remember seeing that interview clip?
• 57:50
  Speaker A: That, too. That, too. And I know.
• 57:52
  Speaker B: Say your butt is mine, not me.
• 57:54
  Speaker A: Yeah, I get. And I get it, and I get it. And Prince was. He was right to refuse that. At the same time, though, nobody ever. I mean, I can't say nobody. And maybe it was the ego of them as well. But just imagine a lot of shit that went on that could have been prevented by a simple conversation.
• 58:16
  Speaker B: Right?
• 58:17
  Speaker A: You know what I'm saying? Like, nobody felt like, hey, you know what? Let's move our egos out of the way. Hey, my nigga, let's do this track together.
• 58:24
  Speaker B: Right? You know how great this would be.
• 58:26
  Speaker A: You know what I'm. I don't expect. I don't expect Magic Johnson and Michael Jordan to play on the same team unless it's like an All Star Game or the USA Dream Team. But I do expect, hey, let's put our money together and build this gym right? You know what I'm saying? Or this academy or something like that. Let's do a collab shoe thing. No, it has to be Adidas versus Nike. You can't wear, like, Nike. Michael Jordan can't wear. Well, probably Michael can wear whatever the fuck he wants to wear, truth be told. But it's like, no, you can't wear this shoe because it's under this brand. Make sure you put tape around this juice because you're with Gatorade. Like, that shit is stupid to me, bro.
• 59:14
  Speaker B: Right?
• 59:14
  Speaker A: It's stupid. Cause we missed out on so many dope collabs, you know what I mean?
• 59:19
  Speaker B: Yep.
• 59:20
  Speaker A: And I just didn't like that. But I have a surprise table.
• 59:26
  Speaker B: You and these curveballs, dude.
• 59:30
  Speaker A: You get on my nerves and I love it.
• 59:35
  Speaker B: Bring it, bring it.
• 59:37
  Speaker A: Welcome to the last table. 12. Cal, please have a seat. Britt, please have a seat.
• 59:46
  Speaker B: I'm sitting, nigga.
• 59:47
  Speaker A: Now the seats that you're sitting in. No, it's not a part of the table. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You're in the audience. Special seats, VIP seats. And what are these seats too? Go ahead and ask. Brittany.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker B: What are these seats to Baylor?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker A: The west coast table.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker B: Oh.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker A: And guess who needs a seat at the table. No. Dolomite is gonna love this one.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker B: Sugar Free.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker A: Nah. Shout out to Sugar Free. He lent. He lent us the house.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker B: Okay, so we in Sugar Free's house. Who needs a seat at a table in Sugar Free's house?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker A: The game.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker B: Okay?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker A: The game needs to have a seat. Why to me again when we talk about these weird niggas with talent. The LeBron James, the Drake, the Aubreys. Okay, these weird who just happen to have some talent, but they just do weird shit. Say weird. You know what I mean? Game definitely fits into that category. As a matter of fact, he might be at the head of the table.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker B: Yes, he does.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker A: He's at the head of the table for the weird. You don't have to worry about getting a seat at that table.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker B: You need to do a weird table.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker A: Part two coming soon. I like that one. Brett, send that, Send that. You, you know, already know what to do with that. Note that, that's going to be. Hey, that's gonna be our thing. Note that.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker B: Note that.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker A: Note that. The west coast table game needs to sit down.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker B: Okay?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker A: And at the head of that table.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker B: You better have some more gas buster on here for me to get off. Cause I don't like game that much and you know how I feel about this shit. Go ahead. Who's at this table?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker A: Are you ready? Ice Cube is at the head of the table.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker B: Uh huh.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker A: Do you agree or disagree so far?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker B: I mean he could be head of the table.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker A: You have a good idea of who's going to be on this list? I just need to know if you disagree with it.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker B: Ice, you could definitely be a person considered for the spot at the head of the table. I need to hear the rest of this list.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker A: Okay, so Ice Cube being at the head of the table. The game needs to be seated at the table. And these are the current people that are now sitting at the west coast table. Table. Table.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker B: Table.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker A: On the left side we have Snoop Dream. Too Short Corrupt. On the right side we have E40 Eazy, E. Nip and K dot.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker B: This is some. This is rage bait. Because the game don't deserve.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker A: I just finished talking about rage, baby. One thing that I've learned about humans and that we're all hypocrites oh, you know I am a Capricorn. I am a cold hearted lover. Okay. I love Rage, Bait or Amongst my friends. I love it. You pissed me off so much, Q. Mr. Yay. Yay is at the head of the table.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker B: Wait, what's the song that 12 Kyle.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker A: Hates so much, we be clubbing everybody. Like when a girl changed something.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker B: Is that the. No, you can do it.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker A: Oh, that one too. You can do it.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker B: Put your back into it.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker B: He could be at the head of the table, Kyle.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker A: Yeah. Cube is at the head of the table. Okay.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker B: You can do it.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker A: Snoop is on the left side. Dre is on the left side. Too Short is on the left side. Corrupt is on the left side. On the right side, we have E40, Mr. Walter. Okay, we got Eazy, E. Yes, sir. We got Nipsey Hussle, and we got Mr. Kendrick Lamar on the right side of the table. Who needs to get up for the game?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker B: Not the game. Need to just pass out and not need a seat. I can't do this.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker A: He not hungry.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker B: No, he ate twice before he came. No. Baylor. Oh, my God. I should have known this was gonna be some.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker A: It's a difficult one, ain't it?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker B: Yeah. Cause you got too many good ones on there.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker A: Yeah. Cause where the is Nas when it comes to the other one? Yeah, see, my dogs are upset.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker A: Mocha. Okay. We haven't been even picked yet. Bro, chill. I know you're upset.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker B: There's some. Wow.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker A: Relax, okay? We haven't picked it. Britney's about to pick right now. She's going first because all the pressure's on her.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker A: Damn. Clock is ticking. Game needs to sit down. Brad.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker B: The clock gonna be ticking for a minute because it's some. Well, I could tell you, and I'm. I'm glad you didn't put sugar free on this, because that's some. K. Ain't going nowhere.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker C: Okay?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker A: That ain't going the. He the best out of Compton.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker B: Yeah. For me, Corrupt ain't going nowhere. Cube ain't going nowhere. Nip ain't going nowhere.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker A: Ain't going no goddamn where.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker B: E40 ain't going nowhere. I hate you.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker A: Somebody gotta get up.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker B: That leaves Snoop, Dre, and Short. Too short.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker B: Damn. All right, I gotta think this out loud because doing this in my head is going to take longer and I ain't gonna get nowhere. So. We know Snoop been on that lately, though. That ain't got nothing to do with.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker A: This rap, mind you. Mind you, even in 12 cows podcast, it never was a Criteria.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker B: No, there wasn't Dre. See where Dre could be cut? I know he produces a lot of. Right. He's the creator. Yeah, but as far as his rap.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker A: Game goes, she explaining it. She's trying to get up out of this.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker B: I hate you. But if we didn't have Dre, we wouldn't have a whole lot of.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker A: Uncle Snoop.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker B: Is Uncle Snoop.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker A: You get rid of Too Short, you won't be able to blow the whistle.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker B: I know. Or shake that monkey or burn rubber on it.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker A: And who don't want to shake that monkey, right? Oh, hocus pocus, skinny skat.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker B: These the freaky tails. I can't.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker A: Why?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker B: So I have narrowed it down to Snoop, Dre, and Too Short. Nobody else is leaving the list.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker A: Do you want me to go first?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker A: All right. Let me help my dog out. Ain't nobody getting up from that damn table.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker B: Don't know. You can't do that.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker A: Ain't nobody getting up.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker B: You can't do that. Because if I had tried to pull that. And I would have let you.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker A: I didn't. I didn't say anything against it. I'm just playing.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker B: Don't off.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker A: Too short. Too short. Gotta go.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker B: I can see that.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker A: Too Short. That's in. There's no other possible way I could. Actually, you know, we already know, though. And I don't. I don't want to do that. I don't. I don't. Because, look, we would have had to extend it the table because I was gonna put dj. DJ Quick up there.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker B: Oh, I'm glad you didn't. But that ain't going nowhere either.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker A: And he not going nowhere.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker B: There's too many great west coast, like, there's too many greats. Can't do it.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get rid of one, you get rid of a lot of the others. Because you get rid of the Drake, you get rid of the Dre, then you get rid of.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker B: Yeah, Dre. You got a whole lot off of there. You got some K dot off of there. You got some Snoop off of there. You got a whole lot of off of there.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker A: It's Short. I. I seen Short a couple of years ago out here, too. I wanted to add one of the. At Albertsons getting the cake.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker B: What?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker B: So Short, you quick as hell.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker A: So I ain't gonna even lie to you. You gotta get up. But just let Game sit down so he can take a picture, and then you can come. You can go.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker A: He can leave. You can come back. You can leave.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker B: That can leave. You can just Be outside looking in the window at the table.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker A: But he does deserve to be there, though. Like rapid, right? I'm talking about the game. He does deserve to be at the table. He deserved to be at the table. He does. Talent wise only. Talent wise only.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker B: Maybe I need to go back. Cause the game never did nothing for me. Like, I mean, his.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker A: His first couple of albums is even Jesus P. Like, he got some shit, you know?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker B: You know, I got like three west coast playlists and he ain't on none of that shit.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker A: And he got. And he got two of. The longest. He got two of. One of them is a diss track. He got 300 bars. Okay. And then he also got the. He has one of the greatest remixes of all time. One Blood remix goes forever. I've never heard blood so many times in my life. When you go listen to the one.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker B: Shot every time you hear the word.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker A: Blood, my God, you. The One Blood remix had almost almost every in the world on that damn track. Okay? So it's like, you know, and then his. His. His diss tracks. Some of his diss tracks of lately are being looked over because of the antics. And it's like he never went about doing things the right way. What how we respect and love Nip and how we cherish and honor Nip. He was supposed to be that. And he fumbled the ball. He fumbled the ball so many other times. A lot of like to use that excuse. You could separate the monster from the music. No, sometimes you just can't because you do so much stupid shit to where I can't support you.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker B: Yeah, I'm looking at his essential playlist. I maybe one, maybe two songs, but I don't know.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker A: He has. For you. He probably has some songs where you hear it. And he's like, you know the song.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker B: Oh, I know. I know the songs. But as far as me actually liking this, like, I've never been a game fan. It's been maybe one or two songs that I'll like. Like I just said, I have three west coast playlists. Three different ones. They all got some same. Some different songs on there. But the game is not on there once. No, I can tell you that right now without me looking. He's not on there once.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker A: No, I gotta. I gotta. I got a gang of game songs on my west coast playlist.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker B: I'll pass. For me. Yeah.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker A: And I respect.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker B: It's a hard no. That's a hard no for me. But if I gotta narrow down, it might be too short because like you said, without.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker A: Without dream the only reason too short is getting up is because we have to give him a seat. That's it.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker B: That's it.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker A: That's it.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker B: Like, game. Just keep his seat warm while he go to the bathroom real quick.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker A: Yeah, like, sure. When to go use the bathroom? Game. Hurry up. Come over here. You know, or like the. Or like the west got too many guards, so you gotta wait till one of these get injured, and then that's how you're gonna get an all star game, right?
• 1:11:58
  Speaker B: Cause the game. Nah, you ain't on none of these level. At all. Yeah, at all.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker B: That's crazy.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker B: Game. For real. But I mean, if you had to. Like I said, the west coast got a lot of greats. If you had to pick a cornball from the west, you picked the right one to rage bait me.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker A: I mean, look, five, ten years from now, that table might look a little bit different with Tyler, the creator on his way. So. Yeah, you know, I mean, it's just one of those things where the west got some. They got a gang of good artists. They got a lot of good artists. But, you know, as much as I criticize the stupid that he does, that got some. Some slappers, he got some banger. To me, you know what I mean? He was a hybrid between gangster rap and. And commercial gangster rap. He. He mean, he commercialized the hell out of the Bloods for sure. You know what I mean? Like, he forced it at some point. But the was good, though. And then, you know, him getting with. With 50, and I mean, he got exposed by 50, but the was good. I mean, I don't. At the end of the day, when we start talking about ranking these niggas, the ghost writing and the. The reference tracks and stuff like that, that could be used against you, but if we not talking about none of that shit that nigga had, he got some music, for sure.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker B: Yeah. It was the one he had where he talks about the. The video chicks. That's probably the only one.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker A: That's the song that's been playing in my head ever since we started talking about him.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker B: Yeah, that's the only one. I really was like, oh, I like this.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker A: Yeah, that's him and Kanye.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker B: See Kanye. But I could. I could do without. That is no dream.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker A: Let's see Dreams how we do his last album. Oh, y', all, you need. Well, obviously, I know you didn't listen to his last project and the project. The project he had before that, that had like 30 songs on there. He has some, so. Yo, let me tell you I'm gonna send you a song. I'm going to send you a song. Matter of fact, I don't think I'm a player right now. You might heard. You'll. You'll hear it once you play the. You know, once.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker B: I ain't heard the game since 2005. Since that album, so. No, I take that back. 2006, because. Wouldn't get far as on a 2006. That's it. I don't. I don't. With him like that.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker A: Well, no, I mean, I feel you. I feel you. And I. And. And again, I. I understand because, you know, he was on that at the end of the day. But that Drillmatic, he had a song with Chloe and Chris Brown and. And Cassie, and it's called Universal Love. That is. Is good. It's good. It's good. So I send it to you. You can listen to it or not.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker B: I'll check it out. It ain't gonna make no playlist, but I'll check it out.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker A: I don't think it gets talked about a lot because he had, like, 30 songs when I got. Damn album.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker B: God dang.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker B: Trying to pull a Chris Brown.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker A: Yeah. But. Okay, so that was the west coast table. We might get. We might get some backlash because of that, but I don't give a shit. Niggas got an answer for not not having Nas at the table, so I don't really care. Niggas ain't got Nas at the table, but Y' all got 50 and Kanye. Y' all niggas is crazy.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker B: I was gonna let this slide. You realize I didn't pick a rapper for the rap table.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker A: No, I didn't forget. I didn't forget. I didn't forget. I just thought. I just thought my answer would kind of, you know, you like. Okay, all right.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker B: You know exactly how I feel. But I see. I see your point. With 50 Cent, I still can't pick one, but it is definitely going to.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker A: Be in between.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker B: You know?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker A: You know what you did? You know what you did. We all walked in the club and you just snuck in right behind us.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker B: Honestly. Because I don't want to do that. I don't want to hear that shit later. Brittany didn't pick what? No, I don't want to hear that shit. But I can't believe I'm actually gonna say this. It's between Kanye and 50 Cent. I'm actually leaving Lil Wayne on there. That's crazy, because that little drives me.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker A: That little. That little gets on my nerves.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker B: Isn't he short? He ain't tall.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker A: Oh, no, he's super short.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker B: But see, here's where. Here's where Lil Wayne saves himself. Cash money. Cash money.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker A: Lights out, lights off.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker B: That's what saved his ass. Otherwise. Nah, he'd be out.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Well, shout out to 12 cal for, you know, bringing these tables to the. To the podcast circuit. And you again, go and check his episode out and see if we had any similarities or we had any differences. He didn't have the west coast table. I created the west coast table today.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker B: Yeah. I need them to chime in on that west coast.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker A: So we gonna see. He will be surprised when he hear this. I don't know if he's gonna be against it or with it, but that is our take. We are. We gotta say we got it. We had to say too short. Can you go get us a cup of water? And then Game, come back. Yeah, come back, nigga.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker B: Hey. Hey, come back.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker A: No matter yet. Hey, can you go to the store and go get us? You know, go. And then Game, you can sit right here until he gets back. So that's how we look. Please don't be mad at me. I saw you at the supermarket. I gave you your space. I said, what's up? From a distance. I didn't come by you. I wasn't fanning over you. So all I'm saying is E40 got too many made up words that we still use. And I don't use, but I'm gonna start using. And he's just so lovable. And. And. And even though he's a Warriors fan, we look past that, but we still. Yo, blow the whistle. Pause. Okay. Yeah. Brett.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker A: Let them know where they can find you so we can get up out of here. I am then. 12 Cal, I'm about to call you in the past when you hear this and see when we gonna record Obama has. I'm gonna step out and go run some quick errands and I'm gonna come back. Okay, but Brad, in the meantime, let them know where they can find you and your latest episode and you can explain what your latest this episode is and how it correlates with what I said earlier.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker B: Yes, sir. So real quick though, 12 Kyle, you got to call me too, because we talked about doing another show and I ain't heard from you about that. Said we talking about other. So I do that anyway. You can find me on Twitter. Britty Brady, 18. I could talk about this all day. Podcast on IG. You should be able to find me by now if you are a long term listener of Baylor, you should be able to find me. It shouldn't be that hard. Threads shout out Baylor threads. Is Brit Renee underscore all day. I try to remember to pop on there. I really don't. I really think that's it.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker A: And as for me, I don't care if you find me on social media at all because nowadays all you is doing is what is it? Y' all just arguing over nothing. But I will leave this message for y' all if y' all don't want to do the hard thing. If y' all don't want to create anything from scratch, it's okay to copy people. Just make sure you give the originator they props. Okay? It's okay. And it's difficult for to create their own thing. So see what somebody else does and see if you can put your own twist to it. Okay? If you don't know how to make waffles from scratch, go get you some Cinnabons, all right? Some cinnamon buns. And go get your waffle maker. And then put the cinnamon bun in a waffle maker. You got some sweet breakfast right there. All right. I'm from a country called Earth.