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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 18th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Insensitivity training.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session. Good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I shouldn't even have to tell you, but
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  Speaker 4: I will.
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  Speaker 2: Today is September the 18th, 2026. And you guys, today
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  Speaker 2: is Friday.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
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  Speaker 7: I know, Greg. I know.
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  Speaker 2: He sounds just like you.
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  Speaker 7: He totally does.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, welcome to Woody's Show.
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  Speaker 7: My name's Woody. That's Greg Gore.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: We got Menace.
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  Speaker 2: What is up?
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  Speaker 9: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Gina Grad is here.
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  Speaker 8: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Right there is Seabass.
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 2: We got Sammy.
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  Speaker 8: Hello.
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  Speaker 7: Jeff G.
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  Speaker 8: Hey.
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  Speaker 7: Happy Friday.
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  Speaker 2: Happy Friday. I see Bort, Menji, Dumbass Tyler, Vaughn is here.
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  Speaker 7: Morgan's here.
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  Speaker 2: It's Friday. Mission, get through it as quickly as we
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  Speaker 2: can into the weekend. Here we go.
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  Speaker 10: I mean.
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  Speaker 4: Not much of a weekend for us. It's a radio
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  Speaker 4: music festival weekend. So we're working all week. It's all
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  Speaker 4: fun stuff. It's all fun stuff in Vegas this weekend.
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  Speaker 7: But yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Whatever you got going on, let us know. Friday check-ins
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  Speaker 4: on the text over to 22987. Anything, anyone you'd like
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  Speaker 4: to have us mention, again, on the text 22987. Otherwise,
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  Speaker 4: phones are always open for you, 877-44-WOODY. Find us, follow
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  Speaker 4: us on social media. Look for us there at The
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  Speaker 4: Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: We've got the Friday fail stories coming up for you.
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  Speaker 7: We've got the DUIQ.
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  Speaker 4: We've got the birthdays, porno birthday here in a minute. Today, Greg, though,
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  Speaker 4: one of your favorite holidays.
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  Speaker 11: Which?
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  Speaker 2: Do you have your World Water Monitoring Day tree up?
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  Speaker 7: Water monitoring tree?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm saying it's World Water Monitoring Day.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, now I'm delayed getting. It's a delayed getting.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: It's a holiday in Greg's house. I have the tree
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  Speaker 7: and I'm going to decorate it today.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 12: I was still trying to understand. I thought it was
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  Speaker 12: like one of those chains where you break it off
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  Speaker 12: until you reach the dam.
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  Speaker 4: Do you still lie to everybody and say everybody that
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  Speaker 4: you have a bucket in your shower.
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  Speaker 7: That you use to collect the water? I used to.
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  Speaker 7: While it warms up? How dare you? Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 2: Who here, by the way, okay, who here, did you
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  Speaker 2: ever hear this, Gina?
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 4: Greg claims that he would have a bucket.
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  Speaker 7: Claims?
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  Speaker 4: He would claim that he'd have a bucket in his
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  Speaker 4: shower and he would use the bucket to collect the
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  Speaker 4: water while the water was warming up.
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  Speaker 13: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: As to not waste water. Now, here's why I think
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  Speaker 4: that is complete fiction. Aesthetically, can you picture Greg having
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  Speaker 4: a bucket? He won't even have a KitchenAid mixer sitting
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  Speaker 4: out on his counter in his kitchen.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, your logic is sound. He doesn't sleep on the
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  Speaker 13: bed if it's made too well. You're right, but when
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  Speaker 13: I think of Greg and a bucket, it has to
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  Speaker 13: be one of those sauna bamboo buckets that's very, as
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  Speaker 13: Greg would say, intentional.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think old Greg for sure had a bucket.
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  Speaker 4: Like at one time there was a bucket?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely.
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  Speaker 12: Because remember when you and I faked a video where
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  Speaker 12: we left the water running at a theme park in
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  Speaker 12: the bathroom?
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  Speaker 2: Greg said we showed it. Oh, that wasn't a fake video. No,
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  Speaker 2: but we went back and we shut it off. Did
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  Speaker 2: you though?
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  Speaker 9: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: No, I swear to God.
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  Speaker 7: We did. But that was when I did what?
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  Speaker 4: He said he would quit.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I even grabbed a cardboard box and started checking
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  Speaker 7: my desk.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 7: Dude, I was so hardcore.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, because we showed him the video and we didn't
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  Speaker 12: tell him that we faked it.
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  Speaker 7: It was so mad. That pissed me off. And I
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  Speaker 7: had the bucket up until a few years ago. Here's
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  Speaker 7: my question.
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  Speaker 2: Where would Greg store that bucket so it would be unsightly?
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  Speaker 13: Was it a fancy bucket?
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  Speaker 4: Let's assume for the sake of argument that you did
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  Speaker 4: at one time have a bucket.
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  Speaker 7: You're right. Where'd you keep it? It stayed in the shower.
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  Speaker 7: Do you know what a Roman shower is?
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  Speaker 2: Is that like a golden shower?
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  Speaker 7: No. So a Roman shower is sunken down. So it's basically,
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  Speaker 7: let's say, 10 inches tall that you have to step down.
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  Speaker 7: And it has a faucet. It's not just the shower head.
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  Speaker 7: It's a faucet down below, like a bathtub faucet. And
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  Speaker 7: then you pull the lever and make the shower water
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  Speaker 7: come off. So it's super easy to keep a bucket
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  Speaker 7: under that thing as it's like, just rushing out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: but you would see it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't like a Home Depot bucket, was it?
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  Speaker 7: And then you take it outside and use that to
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  Speaker 7: water plants.
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  Speaker 4: Home Depot, no, it was Lowe's.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, what kind of bucket was it?
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  Speaker 4: That's the fancy one.
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  Speaker 9: Right, man?
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  Speaker 7: It was just a white bucket. I think it used
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  Speaker 7: to hold chlorine.
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  Speaker 5: Huh, interesting.
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  Speaker 7: Like chlorine tablets or something like that.
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  Speaker 4: Again, that right there. Why would you just have that
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  Speaker 4: hanging around?
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  Speaker 7: Not anymore. Not anymore. Not anymore.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Today is U.S. Air Force Day, CBAS. It's Chiropractic Founders Day.
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  Speaker 14: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: There you go, Jeff G. If you want a real
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  Speaker 2: good story, look at the founder of chiropractic or whatever
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  Speaker 2: the hell it is.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, look it up.
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  Speaker 2: And look at what he believed in and how he
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  Speaker 2: founded it and tell me how legit it was.
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  Speaker 4: Menace, it's National Concussion Awareness Day.
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  Speaker 15: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I've had many. Real quick. With the water, Greg, you
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  Speaker 2: gave it up because you looked at a globe, right?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, we went on that Alaskan cruise.
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  Speaker 4: The globe's not even blue anymore.
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  Speaker 7: We have a lot of trees and a lot of water.
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  Speaker 2: So we need to chill. Yeah, I hit my head.
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  Speaker 4: It's National First Love Day, National HIV, AIDS and Aging
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  Speaker 4: Awareness Day.
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  Speaker 2: It's a fun one. Don't throw that in there. National
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  Speaker 2: Tradesman Day. Oh, it's Purple Bra Day. Yes, queen. Rice
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  Speaker 2: Krispie Treat Day. Oh, hell yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Pro tip.
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  Speaker 4: The ones that you buy from the store, don't get
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  Speaker 4: the regular ones. The regular Rice Krispie Treats, they sell
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  Speaker 4: a version called the homemade or homestyle.
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  Speaker 7: Are you still on that kick?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not on the kick, but if I'm going to
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  Speaker 4: get one, that's the one I get.
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  Speaker 2: They're so good.
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  Speaker 4: Rice Krispie Treat Homestyle. They sell them in the stores
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  Speaker 4: and stuff.
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  Speaker 7: Exceptionally.
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  Speaker 2: That one craps all over that other bland garbage one.
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  Speaker 7: That they sell.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, I just had the chocolate ones last week. Those
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  Speaker 2: are good?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, not the pre-made though. Like, we made them at home.
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  Speaker 4: Like, so like with a, is it like with the
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  Speaker 4: Cocoa Krispies?
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, when you say we made them, who? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I watched.
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  Speaker 14: Who's we?
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  Speaker 3: Nacho.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever done the Fruity Pebbles ones at home too?
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  Speaker 16: Those are fire.
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  Speaker 2: You ever put meat in it?
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  Speaker 13: That's what I think of. Like those are definitely weed.
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  Speaker 2: Those are so good.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it's one more thing. National Cheeseburger Day.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, hell yes.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I saved the best for last for you, Manis.
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  Speaker 2: The cheeseburger. I know stuff about that. You do?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Please tell us all about it.
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  Speaker 12: It was invented in Pasadena, California. Unfortunately, where it was invented,
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  Speaker 12: it's no longer there, but they have a little plaque.
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  Speaker 2: It's a bank now.
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  Speaker 4: Menace went on a field trip there to pay homage.
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  Speaker 2: Look it up.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, 1924.
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  Speaker 4: He brought one of those Guadalupe candles left at the
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  Speaker 4: birthplace of the cheeseburger. Yeah, I poured out a 40.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway. All right, time for your birthdays and your Friday
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  Speaker 2: porno birthday.
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  Speaker 7: Happy birthday to.
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  Speaker 7: Here you go, Greg. Jason Sudeikis. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I know you're a fan, right?
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  Speaker 7: I like him.
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  Speaker 4: Horrible Bosses, Hall Pass.
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  Speaker 7: Horrible Bosses.
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  Speaker 2: We Are the Millers.
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  Speaker 7: Oscar.
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  Speaker 2: Ted Lasso.
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  Speaker 7: Ted Lasso.
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  Speaker 13: SNL.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, SNL.
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  Speaker 7: Made a couple babies with Olivia Wilde.
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  Speaker 5: That went well.
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  Speaker 4: Jason Sudeikis is 51. James Marsden.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he's hot. From the X-Men trilogy, 53.
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  Speaker 7: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: X to the Z exhibit. He was a rapper, but
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  Speaker 4: better known for hosting Pimp My Ride.
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  Speaker 5: I always think he's dead.
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  Speaker 13: Oh, no, because on Instagram and online right now, people
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  Speaker 13: are obsessed with his cat.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 13: So it's like Exhibit's cat is like a thing.
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  Speaker 2: He's another guy with a cat.
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  Speaker 13: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 4: You got, well, he's 52. Lance Armstrong, the one-nutted wonder
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  Speaker 4: is 55. Billy Eichner, another favorite for Greg.
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  Speaker 13: Love Billy.
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  Speaker 4: Comedian, that guy, the Billy.
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  Speaker 7: On the Street guy. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He had one thing and... made a career out of
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  Speaker 2: it it's funny he's 48 Holly Robinson-Pete is 62 one
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  Speaker 2: of my favorites Jada Pinkett-Smith man I can never get
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  Speaker 2: enough of her she's great I want to know her opinion.
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  Speaker 13: On everything she's the one that got away right.
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  Speaker 2: Don't stick to just acting whatever you do no no
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  Speaker 2: no and have a show where it's like it all
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  Speaker 2: revolves exactly around what you think and the world waits
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  Speaker 2: to find out what.
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  Speaker 4: Jada Pinkett-Smith Pinkett-Smith thinks about everything.
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  Speaker 2: And her kids what about her band.
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  Speaker 12: Dude she's got a band yeah hard rock band really
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  Speaker 12: And then Patrick Schwarzenegger.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, I like him.
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  Speaker 4: Actor in Son of Arnold. He was in White Lotus.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: 33 years old.
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  Speaker 2: Your porno birthday today is Kendra Lust.
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  Speaker 4: And today's birthday girl, she has starred in more three
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  Speaker 4: ways than a college group project. 599 fine films, including
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  Speaker 4: Kendra Lust Bangs the Resort Manager.
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  Speaker 2: Cool.
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  Speaker 4: She was in Rub-A-Tug Volume 1, Deep in Some Double Ds.
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  Speaker 4: She was in Doctors Without Bras.
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  Speaker 15: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Always preferred slutty wife happy life volume 3 she was
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  Speaker 2: in one of Greg's favorites a lesbian fairy tale volume.
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  Speaker 7: 4 that's a good mix of adult entertainment and fantasy.
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  Speaker 4: One of Gina's favorites 10 inches is what I want
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  Speaker 4: that's right and what she has. One of Sammy's favorites
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  Speaker 4: and really who can forget her unforgettable role in I
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  Speaker 4: Cheated on My Husband and I Loved It.
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  Speaker 13: Definitely recommend.
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  Speaker 7: So hot.
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  Speaker 4: That's Kendra Lust who's 48 years old today.
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  Speaker 5: She's a good person.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, nothing wrong with that.
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  Speaker 4: That's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
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  Speaker 2: Here on The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 7: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Phones are open, 877-44-WOODY. You can text us. Text over
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  Speaker 4: to 22987. There was a study looking at status symbols.
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  Speaker 4: And so people were asked the question, like, what's an
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  Speaker 4: item or something that people have that's a sign that
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  Speaker 4: you made it in life? And the first thing I
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  Speaker 4: thought about was menace. And how he bought that KitchenAid
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  Speaker 4: stand mixer. Not that he bakes or does anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: It's just visual. And Greg can appreciate it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like, look, Ma, I made it.
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  Speaker 17: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But that's what Matt has told us at the time.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, definitely.
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  Speaker 2: He always saw that as a.
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  Speaker 7: KitchenAid mixer, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he always saw that as a.
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  Speaker 7: I get it.
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  Speaker 2: You've arrived.
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  Speaker 7: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: As a sign.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, they are still expensive.
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  Speaker 5: They are.
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  Speaker 2: You know, when you're a kid, they're like a billion
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  Speaker 2: dollars to you, you know?
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody on the Food Network's got it.
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  Speaker 8: Right.
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  Speaker 7: It's like a sculpture for your kitchen counter.
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  Speaker 4: 19% said they bought something to impress other people. Most
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  Speaker 4: people say status symbols have become less important to them
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  Speaker 4: as they've gotten older. But the most popular answers.
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  Speaker 7: Got to be a car, right?
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  Speaker 4: A high-end watch was number one on the list, which
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  Speaker 4: I know Greg.
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  Speaker 2: Is not into that. Yeah, I get it.
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  Speaker 4: I do like watches, but I don't like them for
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  Speaker 4: any other purpose other than, oh, I think that's a
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  Speaker 4: cool watch.
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  Speaker 13: I don't think I've ever noticed anyone's watch.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm not, and I'm not into watches where I
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  Speaker 4: want to sit around and talk about them either. The
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  Speaker 4: way that like some of these guys are into whiskeys
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  Speaker 4: or beers or wine people. Like I don't, I don't
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  Speaker 4: want to sit and chop it up with watch guys.
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  Speaker 13: Well, and you also don't have like sparkly diamonds around
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  Speaker 13: your watches.
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  Speaker 2: I don't notice that. I mean, I've got nice watches,
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  Speaker 2: but yeah, that's also like not my style.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think dudes wearing diamonds is a weird, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of, it's kind of girly.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Other than like, yeah, if you have like a, like
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  Speaker 4: where you see like an NFL player and he's got
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  Speaker 4: like the big giant, like diamond ears, something like that.
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  Speaker 4: But I think other than that, I think either it's,
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  Speaker 4: It's tacky or girly, depending on what we're talking about.
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  Speaker 12: I think on a necklace it's okay, and earrings, but
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  Speaker 12: when I see it on a watch, I don't believe
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  Speaker 12: it's real.
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  Speaker 4: When dudes have diamonds embedded into their wedding band, I
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  Speaker 4: think that looks tacky.
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  Speaker 2: I've never seen that. Yeah, there's a couple. It's kind
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  Speaker 2: of flush with... And it's wrapped.
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  Speaker 7: All the way around.
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  Speaker 2: Not too gay or anything.
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  Speaker 7: The channel said diamond.
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  Speaker 6: See?
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  Speaker 4: Channel sex.
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  Speaker 7: Channel sex. Let's say this.
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  Speaker 2: Real wealth doesn't do that. You don't see Bill Gates.
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  Speaker 2: You don't see Jeff Bezos. You don't see Elon Musk.
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  Speaker 13: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Quiet luxury. You don't see who's the face from the Mavericks.
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  Speaker 2: You don't see Mark Cuban with that garbage. That's fake wealth.
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  Speaker 7: You're stupid.
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  Speaker 2: You're nouveau riche. You're a trashy loser.
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  Speaker 12: I told you I ran into that billionaire over at Coachella,
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  Speaker 12: and he was wearing a black t-shirt and jeans. If
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  Speaker 12: you think a chain with bling on it is cool.
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  Speaker 2: You're a trashy loser. You heard it here?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Tyler.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, he comes from that. Mindset. Tyler, you have
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  Speaker 2: a chain. He has the chain, but your sets have
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  Speaker 2: diamonds or fake diamonds. No, mine's just stainless steel. Just
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  Speaker 2: a cool chain. He wants his neck to sparkle.
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  Speaker 7: It was like 50 bucks. I knew what I was buying.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you want to level up. If that was gold,
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  Speaker 2: that would be a house.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe eventually. We'll see.
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  Speaker 2: Every once in a while.
• 13:01
  Speaker 4: I think the chain is something that you can either
• 13:04
  Speaker 4: pull off.
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: You can either pull the look off or you can't.
• 13:07
  Speaker 4: The chains are not for everybody.
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 13:10
  Speaker 7: Definitely not. Tyler can pull it off, I think.
• 13:11
  Speaker 13: Yeah, he can.
• 13:12
  Speaker 7: I truly believe that.
• 13:13
  Speaker 13: And all the fifth grade boys, I can tell you,
• 13:15
  Speaker 13: all wear gold chains and think they're cool.
• 13:17
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 13:18
  Speaker 7: Because they're trying to be.
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: You know, they're stupid.
• 13:20
  Speaker 11: Well, yes.
• 13:20
  Speaker 7: It's like children.
• 13:21
  Speaker 13: But here's something I do not understand.
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: Why do.
• 13:23
  Speaker 13: baseball players wear such heavy jewelry to play in. And
• 13:27
  Speaker 13: why is that allowed?
• 13:28
  Speaker 6: That's more of like an international thing. That's really big
• 13:31
  Speaker 6: with like Cubans and Dominican players that come straight from
• 13:33
  Speaker 6: that country.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
• 13:35
  Speaker 13: How are you even allowed to wear all that crap?
• 13:36
  Speaker 13: You know, like sliding around?
• 13:38
  Speaker 6: You know, it's... I don't know why they allow it,
• 13:40
  Speaker 6: but I do know it is a pain in the
• 13:42
  Speaker 6: ass because sometimes they'll break mid-slide and then you have
• 13:45
  Speaker 6: all these jewelry pieces on them.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: My diamonds! It's done in the NFL as well, too.
• 13:50
  Speaker 13: Yeah, that seems crazy.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: And Tyler, when are you going to get a Jesus
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: piece for your chain?
• 13:54
  Speaker 6: That will be coming momentarily. Well, I'll get back to
• 13:58
  Speaker 6: you on that.
• 13:58
  Speaker 7: Legitimately? I have no idea.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. I have to see it first. One of
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: those things, like, when you see it, you know it.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: 919 saying, made it in life.
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: Those guys who have their own heavy equipment, like skid
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: steers and excavators.
• 14:12
  Speaker 18: Oh, yeah.
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: Little bobcats, you know? That'd be cool to have the
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: land where you can just.
• 14:16
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: There was a guy that I knew, and he owned
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: a couple of car dealerships, and his wife bought him
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: for their anniversary.
• 14:25
  Speaker 7: One of those... Those, like, Bobcat.
• 14:29
  Speaker 19: I forget.
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: What are those called? It's just got the bucket on
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: the front.
• 14:32
  Speaker 7: Right. It's like an all-purpose. Front loader?
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a little front-loading, you know, whatever. Like a
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: bulldozer kind of thing?
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: It's the size of, it looks like the, you know,
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: it's about as long as a, like a forklift, but
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: it's got the big bucket on the front. And these things,
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: it's got the treads, and so.
• 14:46
  Speaker 7: It's kind of all-purpose, right? Yeah.
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: Man, what is that thing called?
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Damn it.
• 14:50
  Speaker 13: Is that a skid steer? Because I'm looking at Bobcat
• 14:52
  Speaker 13: skid steers.
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: Is that what it is?
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: Looks like it.
• 14:54
  Speaker 7: Hold on. Skid steer.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: So it's not a front-end loader.
• 14:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I have this friend who lives near Seattle. Tiny house,
• 15:00
  Speaker 7: but tons of land.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: Skid steer loader.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: That does look cool.
• 15:04
  Speaker 7: And she has a Kubota, whatever. That's the brand? Yeah,
• 15:07
  Speaker 7: these things, Greg. It's like that, kind of. Kubota. That
• 15:10
  Speaker 7: was the thing I was most excited to see. Nice.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: Turn my man card in for not knowing that.
• 15:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's true.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: So, yeah, he got one of these things for an
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: anniversary gift. I go, what do you do with it?
• 15:20
  Speaker 7: He goes, well.
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: You know, when it snows, I can clear.
• 15:22
  Speaker 7: Sure.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Other than that, he goes, I'll use it. He goes,
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: because they have some land. He just goes, he just
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: like moves dirt around. Like a little kid.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: Fallen trees. Yeah, the guy's like deep in his 60s.
• 15:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 15:34
  Speaker 13: Yeah, and those are like 40 grand.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cool.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, they own a BMW dealership. They own
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: a Toyota dealership.
• 15:41
  Speaker 13: They can do it.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're good.
• 15:42
  Speaker 7: They're good.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: They've been doing it for a long time. Very successful.
• 15:45
  Speaker 7: Unless it was a Rolex... You could tell me your
• 15:47
  Speaker 7: watch was $ 5 or $ 5, 000. I wouldn't know the difference.
• 15:50
  Speaker 12: There's basically like three brands I know. Rolex, Jacob the Jeweler,
• 15:54
  Speaker 12: because that was like the big rapper watch to have.
• 15:58
  Speaker 12: And the one that- Hublot?
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: No, it starts with a P.
• 16:02
  Speaker 7: Oh, Patek Philippe.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Patek Philippe.
• 16:04
  Speaker 12: Because that's the one that John Mayer says, hey- just
• 16:08
  Speaker 12: buy that one you don't need any other watches Breitling.
• 16:10
  Speaker 7: But if somebody was wearing a Patek Philippe I wouldn't
• 16:13
  Speaker 7: say oh wow that's a Patek.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: Philippe well it has like a certain shape to it
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: because there's even levels within the you know like.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: That's a starter watch yeah you can get like a
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: tag you can get you know you can get these
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: different you can get these different watches but then there's
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: even different like the entry level Rolex the entry level
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Tag Heuer the entry level you know whatever Hublot right
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: but just.
• 16:34
  Speaker 12: Are they John Mayer approved though John Mayer says if
• 16:37
  Speaker 12: you want to jump the line on being a watch guy,
• 16:39
  Speaker 12: just buy that one.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: Will do. Then you get these other ones that are
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: like one of ones, million dollars.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: I'm good.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: The other most popular answer is, again, people ask what
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: the item or something that people, there's like a sign
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: that you've made it in life.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Luxury handbag. See, now that I don't get it.
• 17:00
  Speaker 7: Could care less.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: The latest iPhone.
• 17:03
  Speaker 7: Still? Yeah. Really?
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you get the Max. This is big.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: I keep seeing more people with the at-home sauna. They
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: have it in their backyard. Yeah, they're selling those at Costco.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, cold plunges and things like that. A hot tub
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: or a pool. Designer shoes.
• 17:22
  Speaker 13: Don't care.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: A walk-in closet.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 17:26
  Speaker 7: Rules.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Walk-in closet's one thing. The closet that has its own island,
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: like a kitchen has.
• 17:33
  Speaker 13: Oh, like a bench in the middle?
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: You see those on some of those finishing.
• 17:35
  Speaker 7: I know, I'm about to have an orgasm.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Greg's about to cream.
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: My dream.
• 17:40
  Speaker 16: The Woody Show.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Well, here's a diet I hadn't heard about yet.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 17:47
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: The biblical eating diet.
• 17:50
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: You've heard of this?
• 17:51
  Speaker 8: Yes, I think.
• 17:52
  Speaker 13: If I'm not mistaken, I think Chris Pratt did this.
• 17:55
  Speaker 11: Really?
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: I saw that. This has been floating around. Yeah, go ahead.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Tell us about it.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: It's built around consuming only foods mentioned in the Christian Bible.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: Things like lamb, fish, lentils, figs, olive oil, and whole
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: grains while avoiding crustables.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: No processed foods like your crustables. Because that wouldn't have
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: appeared in the scripture.
• 18:19
  Speaker 7: That sounds.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: Not bad. Is that just what they call clean eating?
• 18:23
  Speaker 13: What's the point specifically? Like, is it specifically about health
• 18:26
  Speaker 13: or is it like a spiritual thing?
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: No, I think it's just basically to stop eating processed stuff.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: And like I said, the clean eating thing has been
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: big for a while.
• 18:33
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it's kind of like Whole30. Yeah, but this is
• 18:35
  Speaker 13: very specific.
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: Ooh, could you have wine?
• 18:37
  Speaker 13: That would be insane if you couldn't.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: Now, there is a Nashville-based Christian dietician.
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: Her name's Abby.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: And she incorporates Bible verses into her nutrition content, noting
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: a scene in the book of John where Jesus eats
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: bread and fish. The trend, the push against processed foods,
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: and overlaps with the existing whole food, locally sourced, prayer-based
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: content community thing that's going on. And so they say
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: the spiritual thing just sets it apart from just the
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: ordinary clean eating. So you're combining your, oh, God, please, God,
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: stop letting me continue to be fat. You combine that
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: with your clean eating stuff.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, she's got a hat that says Jesus ate carbs.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 19:17
  Speaker 9: Good.
• 19:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: People were asked, Greg, I thought of you when I
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: saw that.
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: I had to bring. Oh, babe.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:21
  Speaker 19: All right.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: So people were asked, what's a fancy food word that
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: makes you instantly roll your eyes when you see it
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: on a menu?
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: Oh, a fancy food word.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: I'll give you an example of what they're getting out here.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Like when you hear in the ads, hand sliced avocados.
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: It's the stupidest phrase. How else are you going to
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: slice it? Yeah.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Hand crafted.
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: So it was made by hand, like all food is.
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: Like everything.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: I don't want to take this away from Greg. but
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: avocados can be smashed and or pureed.
• 19:49
  Speaker 13: In like pestle and mortar.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: Right, but how do you get it out of their
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: peel or whatever it is?
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Mechanically through a machine. Hand cut.
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: But that doesn't make it fancier.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: A knife was surely involved.
• 19:58
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 20:00
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Hand cut.
• 20:01
  Speaker 13: And they've changed homemade to house made.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: House made, yeah. Like house made potato chips.
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: Oh, okay. I was thinking, so this is some stuff
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: that you would see on a menu.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like how they.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Phrase things like that.
• 20:12
  Speaker 13: Like farm to fork.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, farm to table. Sounds fresh. A lot of gray area.
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: You know what I think is douchey on a menu?
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: It'll be like pork chop, $ 32. Filet mignon, $ 46. Fresh fish, AQ.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: AQ? Yeah, market price. I was like, what's market price?
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: But it says AQ. Ask quietly?
• 20:30
  Speaker 9: Like ask?
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: Question, maybe?
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I've never seen that.
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: But it seems douchey.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: But also, yeah, market price, instead of what? Actually listed price,
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: like what?
• 20:41
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm sorry, I have to check the market price
• 20:44
  Speaker 13: of Flounder today.
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: I'm not well versed on the current price.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Of Do you want to know, Greg?
• 20:49
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 20:50
  Speaker 7: I don't. I mean, I would love to know. As quoted.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: But how is that? Where is it quoted at?
• 20:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah, exactly.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: When you ask your server, they'll quote it to you.
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: It depends on how much they have based on how
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: much they ordered.
• 21:00
  Speaker 13: I've never heard of AQ.
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: We can let this go.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Those ribeyes that we had when... They said it was
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: market price. I never saw that for ribeyes before. Well,
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: this is like a, it was like they promoted it
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: as like a super, I forget how many day dry
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: aged something.
• 21:15
  Speaker 13: How good does a ribeye sound right now?
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because then you could say that you add the
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: whole dry age thing on there.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: They can immediately jack the price up. Menace, I'll tell you, ribeyes, Greg,
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I know you're going to hate this, insanely priced. A
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: new grocery store opened up across from us. So we
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: got a little coupons in our mailers. Half, like every
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: five days you get a new treat. One of them
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: was half off ribeyes. So I walk in. And I'm like, oh,
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get a half-assed ribeye. The regular price
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: for the ribeye was a mere $ 40 per pound.
• 21:43
  Speaker 16: $ 40?
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Even at $ 20 per pound, I wasn't buying it. What? Damn.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: What the hell? It's one of them fancy, like, smaller
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: sort of restaurants, grocery stores. But I looked around and, like,
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: all the stuff is just.
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: Artisan.
• 21:55
  Speaker 13: No, thank you.
• 21:56
  Speaker 7: Damn.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: These prices would be too damn high.
• 21:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: People were asked, what's a fancy food word that makes
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: you instantly roll your eyes when you see it on
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: the menu?
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: Curated.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: It's a restaurant. It's not a museum.
• 22:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah, right.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Handheld. These are the sandwiches. Handheld. Sandwiches, exactly.
• 22:12
  Speaker 7: That seems like low budget to me.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: You ever see those posts where it's like, you just
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: know when you see these things, your burger's going to
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: be 50 bucks.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: And the handlebar mustache.
• 22:20
  Speaker 13: And the denim apron.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Denim apron, metal stools.
• 22:24
  Speaker 14: Yes.
• 22:25
  Speaker 7: That's such a cliche.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Into another new.
• 22:30
  Speaker 14: Hour.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Phones, 877-44-WOODY. Text over to 22987. And somebody had mentioned this.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: Recently and said, hey, I haven't heard you guys do
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: interview roulette in quite a while. And we do get
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: pitched on guests all the time.
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, constantly.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: And we saw one that popped up. Irresistible one, really.
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, right. Too good to be true.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: And we're like, wow.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: This guy does this?
• 23:02
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: Interesting.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and so we figured Greg Gore would be the
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: perfect person for interview roulette with a psychic firefighter.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Yes!
• 23:16
  Speaker 16: Nice!
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: Just the title, Psychic Firefighter. Let's start there. What is that?
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: If you remember recent memory serves, Greg was taking issue with,
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: you know, like, firefighters and.
• 23:29
  Speaker 17: He said they're all worthless and okay let's go yep
• 23:33
  Speaker 17: you want to clarify we had a segment called unpopular
• 23:36
  Speaker 17: opinions right and my opinion.
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: Was if you're just like a small town firefighter and
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: you go to a burning building and you stand outside
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: and hold a hose to it a big deal And
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: I had the caveat that you'd like to overlook not
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: big city firefighters, not ones that go into high rises,
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: et cetera, et cetera.
• 23:56
  Speaker 13: And some would say it's the perfect example of the segment,
• 23:59
  Speaker 13: which is controversial opinion.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: That was the oversimplification.
• 24:03
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: And now this gets turned into, you might recall when
• 24:06
  Speaker 7: Greg said he hates firefighters.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: The vast majority were not a big deal.
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Was that true or false? I think that's what they're saying.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: He's trying to.
• 24:15
  Speaker 13: Figure out if there's more small towns or more big cities.
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah. I don't know how more clear I can be.
• 24:21
  Speaker 7: Small town that you're standing outside holding a hose.
• 24:24
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: And then psychic stuff. So you combine the psychic stuff
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: with firefighters.
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: Rant.
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: And that's... That's this round of interview roulette. Should we
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: just get into it?
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Gregory is an excellent interviewer, so of course he's
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: going to set us up perfectly.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so the questions for interview roulette, just to remind
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: everybody how this works, we get pitched on guests all
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: the time. We decided to take one of those guests
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: up on their offer to come on the show, and
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: we set somebody on the show up as to be
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: the person doing the interview. And we, the rest of
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: the people on the show, provide the person who's doing
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: the interview with the questions they are required to ask.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Verbatim. Verbatim. Whatever the question is, you've got to read it.
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: You can't sugarcoat it. You can't change it.
• 25:06
  Speaker 13: And you can't look at it ahead of time.
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: No.
• 25:08
  Speaker 11: As you can imagine.
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: Physically hands it to you when you're mid-sentence.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: And as you can imagine, the questions that come up
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: with here make it a little bit awkward at times.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 25:17
  Speaker 7: You always run the risk that they'll hang up on you.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Interview with the psychic firefighter.
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: I'm actually excited to talk to the psychic firefighter, Andrew Radzewicz.
• 25:28
  Speaker 7: You realized you had psychic abilities when you were a firefighter,
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: an actual firefighter. And you had a vision of your grandma.
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: And she had warned you not to enter this one
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: building that you were working at. And then seconds later,
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: the place blew up. Is that true? Your big awakening?
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:44
  Speaker 16: I mean, that was basically the big one.
• 25:46
  Speaker 15: And that took me down this journey to put me
• 25:48
  Speaker 15: in the place where I'm at today as being known
• 25:50
  Speaker 15: as the psychic firefighter.
• 25:51
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: Being that you were a firefighter and we have your
• 25:54
  Speaker 7: picture here, have you ever thought about doing a calendar? Because, yeah.
• 25:58
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Craig, we get it. You're gay.
• 26:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Because yeah.
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: So thirsty.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: I was like.
• 26:12
  Speaker 7: Just get through it. I wasn't like, have you ever
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: thought about doing a calendar? Cause yeah.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:23
  Speaker 16: Absolutely. I'm open-minded.
• 26:25
  Speaker 15: Maybe there's other first responders or other firefighters out there
• 26:28
  Speaker 15: that have abilities.
• 26:29
  Speaker 16: And I know they're all, cause I've had people reach
• 26:31
  Speaker 16: out to me from all over the world.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, so he's going to get his buddies.
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: Okay. From all over the world. From all over the world.
• 26:37
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: This is our psychic firefighter friend interview roulette with Greg Gore.
• 26:41
  Speaker 7: I did notice that all the video reviews selected to
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: be on your website are from hot chicks. Did your
• 26:47
  Speaker 7: dead grandma give you that idea?
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Jeez, Greg.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: How rude.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because he's a psychic.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: How rude. You can probably speak with dead people.
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: Uh-huh.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: He has a lot of testimonials. Psychicfirefighter.com, by the way.
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, all right.
• 27:00
  Speaker 15: Nice.
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: Did your dead grandma give you that idea?
• 27:05
  Speaker 15: I'd say 90, well, at least 90 something percent of
• 27:07
  Speaker 15: the people that come to me are female. It is
• 27:10
  Speaker 15: very tough sometimes to get New York City firefighters, cops,
• 27:14
  Speaker 15: FBI agents to leave reviews.
• 27:16
  Speaker 16: So if the ones are listening out there that I've.
• 27:18
  Speaker 15: Read, please leave a review or a video review.
• 27:20
  Speaker 16: But no, it seems to be mostly females that do
• 27:23
  Speaker 16: come to me over the years.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: I wonder what that is.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: We're, uh, Where do you go to see this guy?
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Psychicfirefighter.com.
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: Nice.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, psychicfirefighter.com. And what does he offer? Readings.
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: That's about it.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Readings. Oh, you can get one hour.
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: And he's a medium, so he can contact departed loved ones. Oh, right.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: So he's not just telling you, ooh, there's going to
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: be a big fire. Yeah, he's not just talking about fires.
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: I don't want to mow the lawn, Seabass, but do
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: you bring up where he tells me where he's from?
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that comes up later.
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: Okay, never mind.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Interview roulette. Greg is doing the interview with this psychic firefighter.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: We provide all the questions. Here's the next question.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Actually, this is not a question. He's talking to Greg,
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: and he's a psychic. When you're a psychic, things just
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: kind of come to you.
• 28:09
  Speaker 13: Sure.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: And this guy was just kind of sensing some things
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: about Greg.
• 28:13
  Speaker 9: Oh, okay.
• 28:14
  Speaker 15: It's just interesting because I'm just getting some sort of
• 28:16
  Speaker 15: connection to back home personally. So like I said, I
• 28:18
  Speaker 15: grew up on the border of Queens and and NASA.
• 28:21
  Speaker 15: So I don't know if it's you or somebody close
• 28:23
  Speaker 15: to you, somebody you work with, but there's somebody you
• 28:25
  Speaker 15: work with or somebody in that area.
• 28:27
  Speaker 16: They're just pointing that arrow.
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: Well, I was born in Jamaica, Queens. I have a
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: family in floral Heights.
• 28:33
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 28:34
  Speaker 15: Uh, the other thing that was just stirring up too,
• 28:37
  Speaker 15: This is just a little random. They were showing me
• 28:39
  Speaker 15: like a cat person. So it could be you or
• 28:42
  Speaker 15: somebody you work with or close to you.
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: It's probably Sammy's boyfriend. He's the only one with a cat,
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: and we all think he's gay.
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: Secretly.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Secretly.
• 28:53
  Speaker 7: But he brought up Queens and Jamaica, and he's like,
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: for some reason, I was compelled to tell you that.
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: Pretty weird.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: But notice how he couched that at the end. It's
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: like either you or someone you're a friend or someone
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: you work with. They always throw it in like da-da-da-da-da-da.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: And they give you all the openings.
• 29:07
  Speaker 7: And then you go throw it in Chicago and it might.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Have a chance. That's kind of how cold reading works.
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: So next question for the psychic firefighter, Greg Gorey, interview roulette.
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: So, Andrew, if you are so psychic, tell me which
• 29:19
  Speaker 7: STDs I've already had and which ones I'm still going
• 29:22
  Speaker 7: to get.
• 29:23
  Speaker 11: Yes!
• 29:25
  Speaker 7: I like that question. That's funny. That's a good one.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: Which ones I still have to look forward to.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 29:32
  Speaker 16: That's it.
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: No more.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 29:35
  Speaker 16: I wish it worked.
• 29:36
  Speaker 15: For example, I've had people come to me and I've
• 29:38
  Speaker 15: seen things they were just not aware about in the moment,
• 29:40
  Speaker 15: but anything preexisting or anything you talk about, I would have,
• 29:43
  Speaker 15: I have no idea about how things like that are
• 29:45
  Speaker 15: seen now.
• 29:45
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: Well, sadly, the correct answer was gonorrhea.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: So that's not how, you can't predict or read your past.
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: It's just whatever's coming to him at the moment.
• 29:57
  Speaker 7: But he was not getting a clear answer, which is
• 29:59
  Speaker 7: good for me.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: As you're getting the questions, like, are you, because Greg,
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: I'm imagining he's got, you know, like a knot in
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: his stomach.
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: He was so extra friendly. So I kind of felt
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: like a jerk.
• 30:10
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: With these kind of questions.
• 30:12
  Speaker 7: These are good questions. Yeah.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: How dare I call you stupid to your face?
• 30:15
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 30:15
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 30:16
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Next question. Interview roulette with the psychic firefighter.
• 30:19
  Speaker 7: Some people are skeptical of psychics. So what do you
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: say to the scientists, researchers, people with an IQ over
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: 50 who all claim that there's no evidence of anyone
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: having psychic powers?
• 30:31
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: What do you say about that?
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Anyone who's not a living, breathing idiot. How do you
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: address that?
• 30:36
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: What would you say about that?
• 30:37
  Speaker 7: There's no evidence of anyone having psychic powers.
• 30:41
  Speaker 16: I was studied by a doctor at Stanford University, Dr.
• 30:44
  Speaker 16: Gary Noland. He was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.
• 30:48
  Speaker 15: And he said to me, Andrew, if anyone says to you,
• 30:51
  Speaker 15: you know, you're crazy or this is nonsense, just tell
• 30:53
  Speaker 15: them you have a very interesting, awesome life that they're
• 30:56
  Speaker 15: just not going to understand. And this phenomena is very,
• 31:00
  Speaker 15: very real. And the psychic phenomena is connected to the
• 31:04
  Speaker 15: UFO phenomena.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: He throws a bunch of stuff at you.
• 31:10
  Speaker 15: So he was studied by this doctor.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: And this Dr.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Gary Nolan, I didn't realize this, He is one of
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: the leading UFO guys out there. Yes. And so somehow,
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: his thing that he's really into is somehow related to
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: your other imaginary thing that you're really into. And he's
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: actually a doctor of immunology, which has nothing to do
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: with UFOs, nothing to do with psychics, obviously. But that's
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: how he gets his foot in the door for credibility.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Being a doctor. Right. So he's nice.
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, he was studied by an immunologist and he
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: told him that his psychic abilities were real. Sounds legit.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 31:49
  Speaker 9: It does.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, another thing. Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Prize Committee does not, intentionally, they do not release the
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: list of nominations until 50 years after the nomination.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, weird.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: So how does he know? Because he's a psychic. You
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: kind of make that stuff up. Oh, so I was
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: nominated as well.
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: You could say that.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: And there's also hundreds, if not thousands, of people nominated
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: every year for all kinds of things. So a lot
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: of garbage going on right there. Love it.
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: Have you ever thought about doing a calendar?
• 32:14
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 32:15
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We got more with the psychic firefighter interview roulette
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: next on The Woody Show.
• 32:23
  Speaker 9: I'm not wearing a helmet.
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: Not going to wear a helmet. No, like straight up.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: You guys are idiots. The Woody Show.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: We'll be right back.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. Interview roulette. Somebody says in the text,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: interview roulette is one of my favorites. Greg is killing it.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: The questions are great.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: They're the best. interview roulette i love interview roulette we
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: need to do it way more often.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Well we don't uh we don't take a lot of
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: guests for the show um but we get pitched on
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: guests all the time this one was just one that
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: we had to take psychic firefighter it was begging love.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: It Yeah, and he lives in Australia.
• 33:00
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: That's awesome. He's a hardcore New Yorker.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: From New York, yeah.
• 33:03
  Speaker 7: Full-time in Australia.
• 33:05
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: But he has an accent.
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Very much. That's more the New York accent, though.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: No, I heard, like.
• 33:11
  Speaker 11: I did, too.
• 33:12
  Speaker 13: I heard a little bit of Australian accent.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was trying to pick it up.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Because he just moved there, right?
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: I heard it, though.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: He's been there for, like, five seconds.
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: Just became full-time resident. How's my pie?
• 33:21
  Speaker 13: Maybe he's trying to blend in.
• 33:23
  Speaker 7: I'm not hearing any Australian.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: No, I immediately heard it in the beginning.
• 33:27
  Speaker 10: No, I didn't.
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: I heard more New York. Yeah. That's just me. All right.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Interview roulette.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: We wrote other questions for Greg. Greg just has to
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: read them verbatim, puts them on the spot, makes him
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: feel a little awkward. This guy is being super nice.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: He's very nice. Psychicfirefighter.com. And let's go to the next question.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Interview roulette.
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: My great uncle died in a toaster accident. Could we
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: try to contact him?
• 33:52
  Speaker 15: So proactively trying to reach people, it's just all a
• 33:56
  Speaker 15: matter of what's around or who's around. But for someone
• 33:58
  Speaker 15: that is, you know, if I say, hey, I want
• 34:00
  Speaker 15: to contact to speak to my grandmother right now, there's
• 34:03
  Speaker 15: no guarantee that she will specifically come through. It's just
• 34:05
  Speaker 15: whatever is around or whatever message is around that has
• 34:08
  Speaker 15: to come through.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to tell if someone's home.
• 34:10
  Speaker 13: Yeah, leave a message.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: She might be napping.
• 34:13
  Speaker 7: We could try, but we can't guarantee.
• 34:14
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I tested this with AI because I'm like, oh,
• 34:17
  Speaker 12: this is really going to help mediums because all I
• 34:19
  Speaker 12: typed in to AI is, Does Menace from The Woody
• 34:22
  Speaker 12: Show know anybody that has passed away? And it came
• 34:26
  Speaker 12: back with Ralphie Mae.
• 34:28
  Speaker 16: Oh, wow.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: So, like, if I'm in the audience at one of
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: these ceremonies, people are going to be asking questions. And
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: then in the back, somebody can be on AI and
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: be like.
• 34:36
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 34:36
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Allegedly, that's what they already do.
• 34:38
  Speaker 16: Stuff like that.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Interview roulette.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Psychic firefighter. Next question with Greg.
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: Andrew Radzewicz. He's the psychic firefighter. And as somebody who
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: thinks that basically anyone can do what a firefighter does,
• 34:50
  Speaker 7: wouldn't it be more efficient and basically cheaper to just
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: let the neighbors know to run outside and point a
• 34:55
  Speaker 7: hose at a burning house?
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Well, that sounds like Greg could have wrote it himself, though.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: I know. Other people write these, Greg.
• 35:02
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 35:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I wanted to throw in one of my own there.
• 35:06
  Speaker 7: Get it.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Well, what does he say to that?
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: Just let the neighbors know to run outside and point
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: a hose at a burning house.
• 35:16
  Speaker 16: That's right.
• 35:17
  Speaker 15: Yeah, you know, there's some neighborhoods I saw that if
• 35:18
  Speaker 15: you don't pay your taxes and there's a fire in
• 35:20
  Speaker 15: your house, the fire department won't come put it out.
• 35:23
  Speaker 16: So yeah, that's wild.
• 35:25
  Speaker 7: So you would rely on the neighbors then?
• 35:26
  Speaker 16: Because I couldn't believe that. That would never happen in
• 35:28
  Speaker 16: New York.
• 35:29
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 35:30
  Speaker 12: So you tell me that right there, that sentence that
• 35:32
  Speaker 12: guy just said didn't sound like he's from Australia.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: No, but he had some words. He switches back and
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: forth between New York and Australia. He's trying. He's working
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: on it. Now that you mentioned it, I am hearing it.
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: What is your favorite kind of hose? Because my favorite
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: are manufactured in Mexico. They call them Jose's.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Well that's also true i could have wrote that one
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: too very true all right i'm gonna listen even more
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: carefully on the accent on this one all right here
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: is what he says they call them jose's.
• 36:02
  Speaker 15: Yeah actually i worked with a few jose's a few
• 36:04
  Speaker 15: jose's a few jose's you know i love them all
• 36:07
  Speaker 15: and everything in between no no uh i don't discriminate
• 36:10
  Speaker 15: if your house is on fire you need service i'm
• 36:12
  Speaker 15: there to help you out i don't care I don't care.
• 36:15
  Speaker 7: 100% New York.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: That one sounded 100% New York. Yeah, but the previous one.
• 36:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, let me go back to that last one. Just
• 36:20
  Speaker 7: let the neighbors know to run outside and point a
• 36:23
  Speaker 7: hose at a burning house.
• 36:27
  Speaker 16: That's right. Yeah, you know, there's some neighborhoods I saw
• 36:29
  Speaker 16: that if you don't.
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: I saw.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Like, so that's New York.
• 36:33
  Speaker 16: Pay your taxes and there's a fire in your house.
• 36:34
  Speaker 16: The fire department won't come.
• 36:36
  Speaker 13: I think he's working on it on fire department.
• 36:38
  Speaker 7: But even so, it's a FOIA department.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: But like the nay, the nay, the nay boards.
• 36:42
  Speaker 7: And put it out.
• 36:43
  Speaker 16: So, yeah, that's wild.
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: So you see wild. Okay, wild.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: Wild, I hear a little bit of Australia there.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: As you pull, it's wild.
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: It's wild. We'd rely on the neighbors then.
• 36:52
  Speaker 16: Because I couldn't believe that that would never happen in
• 36:54
  Speaker 16: New York.
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: It would never happen in New York. Oh. Yeah, he's
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: going in between. Well, there you go. That is the
• 37:00
  Speaker 7: psychic firefighter, you guys.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Psychicfirefighter.com.
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: He's a nice dude.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: He'll do readings. You know, great guy. Tell me about
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: these hoes.
• 37:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah. The Jose's that I love so much. All right.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: Well, nice job, Greg.
• 37:13
  Speaker 8: Thanks.
• 37:14
  Speaker 7: Good questions. Very brave.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Let's do it again.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: Much braver than just pointing a hose.
• 37:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:20
  Speaker 7: Talking like this.
• 37:21
  Speaker 10: Sure.
• 37:21
  Speaker 16: The Woody show.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: Uh, I've been waiting to talk to CBass about this one.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: I keep forgetting to bring it up. We have here.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: So you guys remember Rachel Dolezal, right?
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: The loser. NCAA or whatever.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: The former NCAA CP official. Yeah, she made the news
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: because it came out that she was born to white parents,
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: even though she was identifying as black, right?
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Somehow her skin got real dark and her hair got
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: real curly.
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, very odd.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: And now she goes by Enkechi Diallo or something like that,
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: and she's now a certified sex coach.
• 38:00
  Speaker 11: Yep.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: That's what always happens. Oh, man. Don't forget our OnlyFans.
• 38:04
  Speaker 11: Yep.
• 38:04
  Speaker 7: Oh, that's right.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: I forgot she had an OnlyFans. Super gross.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: She says she's done more than 300 hours of training
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: through the Sexology Institute.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Ooh, I gotta look that up.
• 38:12
  Speaker 16: All right.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: And has opened an online intimacy. Dude, you should take
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: her class.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 38:18
  Speaker 7: I will.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: An online intimacy and relationship coaching practice called Bandwidth.
• 38:23
  Speaker 7: Oh, boy.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: These people are, as you might imagine, they do nothing
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: medical and are cultists. And this relates highly to a
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: lot of the stuff I saw going on at Burning Man.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of like, I can just go to
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: this rando person, get some certification that means nothing, and
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: now I can touch your body.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: Isn't that the way personal trainers, the certification for a
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: personal trainer is not like any kind of.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: There's like 15 different versions of that. That's what I mean.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: So like when someone says, oh, I'm a certified personal trainer,
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: it's like being an ordained minister.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: You can just go online. I spent five minutes on
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: the internet. I'll get it. Yeah, it says, let's see.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: She announced the new gig by posing in a graduation
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: cap and gown.
• 39:00
  Speaker 7: Let's see.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: She had fishnet tights on. She was holding a desk
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: sign that says certified sex coach. Oh, so, yeah, she
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: she was on OnlyFans and she got fired from her
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: Arizona teaching job because they discovered the OnlyFans account.
• 39:14
  Speaker 13: Yeah, they don't like that.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: I'm surprised they're allowed to do that.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: So she she went from NAACP president. to OnlyFans, to
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: now she's a certified sex coach. Well, let's not be specific.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: It was like NAACP president of the Spokane chapter.
• 39:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 39:31
  Speaker 13: Not the head. I'm looking up the Sexology Institute, and
• 39:35
  Speaker 13: there's all kinds of classes you have to take, but
• 39:37
  Speaker 13: my favorite, it's not sex for men or sex for women.
• 39:40
  Speaker 13: It's vagina owner sex and penis owner sex.
• 39:44
  Speaker 7: Nice.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Do people really go to... Like sex coaches?
• 39:49
  Speaker 7: Intimacy coaches?
• 39:49
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: Because I remember the show on HBO, Real Sex.
• 39:53
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: It was awesome.
• 39:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: And I remember, I remember random things from shows, right?
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Like Sesame Street. Do you guys remember when they took
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: the llama to the dentist?
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:04
  Speaker 11: No.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: No. Me and my llama.
• 40:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, dude.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: For whatever reason, I remember that, and I remember.
• 40:12
  Speaker 7: Near, far.
• 40:12
  Speaker 13: Oh, I remember that.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Near, far.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: And then, yeah, it was like.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: We're talking like old school Sesame Street. This girl had
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: a pet llama, and she was walking through the streets
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: of New York to take it.
• 40:22
  Speaker 7: To the dentist.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: And the llama's at the dentist, and they're doing this
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: whole song. Me and my llama, blah.
• 40:28
  Speaker 7: Blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: I remember that weird episode.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: And of all the.
• 40:32
  Speaker 7: Real sexes?
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: The real sexes, I remember two.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:34
  Speaker 7: Vividly.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: One was the one where they had people that liked
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: to be hung by hooks.
• 40:39
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 40:40
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Remember that?
• 40:41
  Speaker 7: Meat hooks, yeah.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: You remember that?
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: Okay, there was that episode. And then there is this one, right?
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: Where these people... We're going to like this sex coach.
• 40:51
  Speaker 13: Yeah, like a sex surrogate. Yes, I remember that.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Like a couple shows up. So they actually have sex
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: with this person.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: No, they don't have sex with the person.
• 40:58
  Speaker 7: Oh, they're being taught in person.
• 41:00
  Speaker 13: No, the teacher's like guiding the whole thing.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really weird.
• 41:02
  Speaker 7: So they're in the room with you.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like when you see like golf coaches or
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: like tennis coaches and they're like kind of standing behind them.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Swinging behind you.
• 41:09
  Speaker 7: Mimicking the swing.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like you're like, no, no, you want to lift
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: your hips up a little bit. And like he's got,
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: he's in there.
• 41:16
  Speaker 13: How could you keep it up with somebody doing that?
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: Dude, I don't know.
• 41:19
  Speaker 13: The only other real sex I remember is where all
• 41:22
  Speaker 13: those dirty hippies are naked in a circle, kind of
• 41:25
  Speaker 13: breathing and finishing at the same time.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: To the point of how easy all this stuff is,
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: I'm looking. There are numerous YouTubers who became certified personal
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: trainers in less than a week. I think menace could.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: We could get you to this.
• 41:38
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I'm down, dude. The funny thing is when you see
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: personal trainers who are huge.
• 41:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Or what I see all the time is they just
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: don't care. I see this at my gym all the time.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: They're just standing there. They're just standing there. The person
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: is swinging their hips, throwing their arms back while trying
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: to do curls. They teach you in high school, literally
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: first day of gym, to stabilize your core and stuff.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: But they're just collecting a check.
• 41:59
  Speaker 7: They don't care.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:00
  Speaker 12: Honestly, some of them are just there to talk to
• 42:03
  Speaker 12: the person as they're at the gym.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Last week, I went to the dentist.
• 42:07
  Speaker 8: Is it?
• 42:07
  Speaker 11: Nice.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: To get my teeth cleaned and checked.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like the 70s, dog.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: There it is. You're a stupid llama going to the dentist.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, down to the basement of a brownstone.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's New York for you. There goes the llama.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Come here, little kid.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: You see it all in New York, you know? My
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: goodness is in a van. It's so old. It's one
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: of those, it's in color, but barely.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: It's like sepia.
• 42:36
  Speaker 7: The girl that did that probably doesn't even remember it.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: She's probably dead by now. Or she did OnlyFans. No,
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: she was too old to do OnlyFans. She was maybe
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: like on one of our.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Guilf.com. Yeah, Guilf.com where we do like Golden Bachelorette. And
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: it is time for some Friday Fail Stories. Oh, no. Yeah,
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: somebody sent us a text earlier saying, man, you guys
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: really have been on a roll. I'm just getting caught
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: up on the podcast. You guys are really hitting it
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: out of the park with this Friday Fail Singing.
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: Oh, nice.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we've done a really good job so far.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Let's see how we do this week. Friday Fail Stories,
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: here we go.
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: Friday Fail Stories.
• 43:59
  Speaker 20: All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is
• 44:03
  Speaker 20: time for your Friday Fail Story. All these people thought
• 44:10
  Speaker 20: they had the perfect plan, the plan that could never
• 44:11
  Speaker 20: go wrong.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: But then somewhere along the line, it went from being
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: a great idea to one big stinking mega uber ultra fail.
• 44:33
  Speaker 7: Oh, guys. Does that work? That's pretty good.
• 44:35
  Speaker 13: That's pretty good. Yeah.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah. I think it's still. We're still in
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: the pocket, man.
• 44:41
  Speaker 7: We're still.
• 44:41
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: We're definitely still in the pocket. I was getting a
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: little dry.
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: I'm not sure.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: Well, here we go. First story. I got an audio
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: clip for this one. These people were at a funeral.
• 44:50
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: Here's the clip. You tell me what happened.
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Uh-oh. Okay, they dropped the casket. It had to fall
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: over for that, right?
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: The hearse had just arrived at the gravesite with the coffin.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: All bearers each grabbed onto the casket, lifted it up,
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: started walking. And that's when the bottom of it gave
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: out and the body fell out.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Fail.
• 45:28
  Speaker 16: Fail.
• 45:31
  Speaker 7: Oh, how disturbing is that?
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they think that termites, they said, might have gotten
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: into the bottom of it.
• 45:37
  Speaker 10: That quickly?
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was a cheap-ass coffin.
• 45:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: That's what you.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: Get for cutting corners.
• 45:43
  Speaker 7: You ever been a pallbearer?
• 45:44
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 45:45
  Speaker 7: Are those not the world's heaviest things you've ever touched?
• 45:49
  Speaker 13: Well, and like awkward.
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: They're heavy, number one.
• 45:51
  Speaker 7: So heavy.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: And I was the only, because it was me and
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: the rest of my guy cousins from my grandfather's funeral.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: And there's not one ounce of muscle among any of
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: my other cousins. They're all built like wet rats. And
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: it's like, I'm the only person like mine. Mine was
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: at proper height. They thought for sure that the rest were,
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: because the whole rest of the casket was.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Kind of leaning to the, like.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: Nobody on the right side had any kind of strength whatsoever.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: And then the ass end of it, which was the
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: lighter end, considering that the majority of the body weight's
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: toward the front where the head is, the head and
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: the chest.
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: Did you do it at shoulder height or like waist height?
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: We picked it up to like shoulder height.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 46:29
  Speaker 7: I only did the waist height one.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: Because they said it was going to be easier because
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: you can kind of pick it up and lock your
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: elbow in.
• 46:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: And hold it, but like my pussy-ass cousins.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 46:38
  Speaker 7: Losers. Yeah, I thought it was like an armoire. It
• 46:40
  Speaker 7: was so heavy.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: Here's one from Florida where this teenager was out on
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: a boat with his old man, and they spotted a
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: shark in the water.
• 46:47
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: Now, most people would stay the hell away from a shark,
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: but not these idiots. They tried to pick it up
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: and bring it on board the boat.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Why not me?
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: No, the shark didn't like that. Bit the dude's son.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: Dad did some quick thinking, put a tourniquet on the wound,
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: and they tried to hightail it back to shore. And
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: I say tried because the boat broke down about halfway there.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. So he had to call the Coast Guard
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: for help. The son was airlifted to the hospital.
• 47:13
  Speaker 10: Oh, no.
• 47:14
  Speaker 7: Failed.
• 47:15
  Speaker 12: Worth it.
• 47:16
  Speaker 16: Idiot.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: Some teenagers in Utah were just having fun, you guys.
• 47:22
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: Trying to keep up with the whole couch surfing trend
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: they saw on TikTok. Now, this isn't couch surfing where
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: you stay on people's couches. This is where a person
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: sits on a couch while it's being dragged by a vehicle.
• 47:34
  Speaker 7: Okay, that's something I totally would have done.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: Things went bad.
• 47:38
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: And one of the idiots ended up in the hospital
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: with a fractured skull, brain injuries, spinal fractures, broken ribs,
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: facial fractures. Here's his mom talking about it on the
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: local news.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: He sits on the couch.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: The couch leg breaks and he goes flying. And it's
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: a horrible, horrible accident. This terrible accident happened and. It's
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: one more thing to talk to your kids about. Doctors
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: and nurses told us that this is the third case
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: they've seen of couch surfing here at primary children's.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: She's okay.
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: There's a really bad for the parents, man.
• 48:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 48:15
  Speaker 12: Really old, um, um, online video of these guys doing
• 48:19
  Speaker 12: this at probably like 20 years old by now. Like
• 48:21
  Speaker 12: San Francisco is like pretty much a commuter city. So
• 48:24
  Speaker 12: like everyone leaves after 6 PM. These guys are getting
• 48:27
  Speaker 12: dragged around on a couch through the entire city and
• 48:29
  Speaker 12: They get all the way up on the Golden Gate
• 48:31
  Speaker 12: Bridge doing this stuff.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Like.
• 48:34
  Speaker 7: Damn.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: How did I hit a pothole?
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Something in the road.
• 48:38
  Speaker 16: This is a horrible accident.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, people have been doing this for a long time.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: I will say, we did a lot of dumb stuff
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: as kids, and we could have easily been this kid.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: I'm shocked that I'm not this kid. Doing dumb things.
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: It doesn't make it any less dumb or any less
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: of a fail. I feel terrible for the mother, but dude.
• 48:55
  Speaker 13: But it's not really an accident. An accident is when
• 48:57
  Speaker 13: you don't see something. This is like, of course you're
• 48:59
  Speaker 13: going to get hurt.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: His injuries are life-threatening. He's in a medically-induced coma. The
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: other friends, they're facing charges. Here's one from Florida with
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: this grown-ass 33-year-old man. He set his sights on a
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: card shop that he wanted to rob. That shop had
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: plenty of super cool Pokemon cards inside. It was the
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: middle of the night. When he walked up, he chucked
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: a rock at the window to get in, but because
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: he's a weak-ass pussy like my cousins, that didn't work.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: So he went with plan B, and he pulled out
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: a chainsaw that he just happened to have in his car.
• 49:30
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: And he used that to cut his way through and
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: in the process cut himself pretty bad. He was bleeding
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: all over the place. But now he's in, right? He
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: grabbed about 12 grand worth of Pokemon cards and took off.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: The cops were called, but they had no problem finding
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: the guy because number one, he left a lot of
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: blood behind. But they also knew everything about the car
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: they were looking for because they saw it on the
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: security cameras because the dummy parked right up front. Right
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: in front of one of the cameras. And he had
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: a nice clear view of his license plate number.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: And so they.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: Showed up at his house and they arrested him, took
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: him off to fail jail.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: She failed.
• 50:04
  Speaker 13: He served himself right up.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Yep. What are you in for?
• 50:08
  Speaker 7: Pokemon.
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: And this is my favorite story of the week. We
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: can file this one under how stupid do you gotta be?
• 50:14
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: Woman in Pennsylvania says that she was contacted by an
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: Uber driver who asked her to send her debit card
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: to him.
• 50:23
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 50:25
  Speaker 7: She did it.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: Then, soon after that, she got another call from a
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: different Uber driver asking her to withdraw nearly $ 10, 000 in.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: Cash and put it in an envelope for them.
• 50:35
  Speaker 13: Yeah, no problem.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: She did that, too.
• 50:37
  Speaker 9: What?
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: Thought nothing of it. In fact, she didn't even realize
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: it was a scam until her bank called her asking
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: about potential fraud charges. So the police are investigating, but
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: this dumb woman is now out over.
• 50:51
  Speaker 9: $ 10, 000.
• 50:51
  Speaker 7: What?
• 50:51
  Speaker 10: What?
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Why would you want to give an Uber driver $ 10, 000?
• 50:57
  Speaker 13: Yeah, what's the point?
• 51:02
  Speaker 16: Oh!
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: Hi, this is your Uber driver. We're going to need
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: your debit card.
• 51:06
  Speaker 7: Oh, here you go.
• 51:08
  Speaker 13: This is Brad Pitt, your Uber driver.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:11
  Speaker 12: Did she recently take a $ 10, 000 Uber ride?
• 51:15
  Speaker 7: She had no follow-up questions?
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: No idea.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: And then you get another call because you know this
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: guy's like, dude, you got to call this dumb bitch.
• 51:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: See what you can get.
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, get all your friends in on it. Hello.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: This is your Uber driver. My name is Joe.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: I need you to get $ 10, 000 and put it in an.
• 51:34
  Speaker 7: Envelope for me.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: He's like, okay.
• 51:36
  Speaker 7: Okay. Idiot.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: That's what you say. Uber drivers are like me. I
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: wonder how far a $ 10, 000 Uber ride would take me.
• 51:43
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: Good question.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: We should try it sometime.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: Is there a mileage limit?
• 51:51
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I don't think so.
• 51:52
  Speaker 13: I mean, if you want to go across the country
• 51:54
  Speaker 13: and pay for it, and they're willing to take you.
• 51:56
  Speaker 7: I know somebody that did about 350 miles.
• 52:00
  Speaker 13: Yeah, the Uber driver can just deny it.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: Like, if it pops up and you want to go
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: across the country, but if they're willing to do it.
• 52:06
  Speaker 7: If you don't even put in a distance, you just
• 52:08
  Speaker 7: put in a dollar amount. Like, I want to go
• 52:10
  Speaker 7: $ 10, 000 worth. Take me wherever.
• 52:13
  Speaker 13: It says, technically, Uber has no maximum distance limits. But
• 52:17
  Speaker 13: there is a rolling time limit of eight hours per ride. Oh,
• 52:19
  Speaker 13: because they don't want the guy like driving for 12 hours.
• 52:22
  Speaker 7: Illegal.
• 52:23
  Speaker 13: So however long eight hours they'll get you, you're allowed
• 52:26
  Speaker 13: to go.
• 52:27
  Speaker 7: Probably about 600 miles.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Let's see. I'm going to drop the pin all the
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: way over here. And confirm destination. It's gathering options.
• 52:37
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: It just came up. Rental cars.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: We're not taking you there, dude.
• 52:45
  Speaker 13: There's other options.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: I took it clear across the country. It just says
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: rental cars.
• 52:50
  Speaker 7: You know planes were invented, right?
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: And it's time for today's Dumbass Contest. And today's Dumbass
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  Speaker 2: Contest is the DUIQ.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: DUIQ.
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  Speaker 2: Seabass is playing the game to everybody, please. I asked
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  Speaker 2: someone very drunk some very easy trivia questions that your
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  Speaker 2: sixth or seventh grader definitely knows, obviously, and you would
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  Speaker 2: have no problem answering yourself. But the game is, is
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  Speaker 2: the person I'm talking to so drunk that they can't
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  Speaker 2: answer the questions? If you can guess whether they answer
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  Speaker 2: two times out of three, you win.
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  Speaker 16: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Let's meet our contestant. We asked you to call in 877-44-WOODY.
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  Speaker 4: Let's say hi to Jen.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, Jen.
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  Speaker 13: Jen.
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  Speaker 2: How are you, Jen?
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  Speaker 7: What's going down?
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  Speaker 9: I'm great.
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  Speaker 2: How are you?
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  Speaker 7: We're doing great.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to play the D-U-I-Q.
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  Speaker 4: Now, before we get to the questions that you have
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  Speaker 4: to try to guess if the drunk person gets right
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  Speaker 4: or wrong, let's try to get a better just idea
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  Speaker 4: how with or not with this drunk person is. And
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  Speaker 4: who is this, Seabass?
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  Speaker 2: It's Karishma, and she's a bit of a bragger. She
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  Speaker 2: has some things she's going to tell us about that
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  Speaker 2: she believes she does well.
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  Speaker 16: All right.
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  Speaker 2: What are you up to tonight?
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  Speaker 11: Party, enjoy myself, drink quite a bit. Okay, no, so
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  Speaker 11: I've had more than three drinks, basically. I started drinking
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  Speaker 11: at 5 p.m.
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  Speaker 5: What's your area of expertise?
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  Speaker 13: Festivals, music, and sex.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 14: Sex?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, why not?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm rather.
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  Speaker 11: Better at giving s * * *. Okay, no, I'm kidding. Like, no,
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  Speaker 11: I'm kidding. I'm good at taking shots.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: She took that back.
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  Speaker 1: Nice.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah. All women say they're good at that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she won Greg challenging her.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, right?
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  Speaker 2: Let's have a contest.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go head-to-head with Karishma. I'll show you.
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  Speaker 4: All right, so there she is. Now, we are going
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  Speaker 4: to get into the questions. Now, Jen, you just got
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  Speaker 4: to guess if she'll get it right or not. You
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  Speaker 4: don't have to come up with the answer yourself. Question
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  Speaker 4: number one here on the DUIQ.
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  Speaker 8: Spiders are not a type of insect. They're a type of.
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  Speaker 7: I will start with a triple no.
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  Speaker 13: I also will say triple no.
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  Speaker 4: I'll say no for the drunk.
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  Speaker 7: What's her name? Karishma.
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  Speaker 4: Karishma. I'll say no for Karishma. I will say no
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  Speaker 4: for Menace. And based on the look on Sammy's face, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: triple no. I will go along with the triple no.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think, Jen? Will she get it, yes
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  Speaker 2: or no?
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 2: All right, question number one.
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  Speaker 8: Spiders are not a type of insect. They're a type of.
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  Speaker 1: Sammy.
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  Speaker 16: Sammy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know if this is a word or
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  Speaker 2: where it came from. I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 13: Arachnoid?
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  Speaker 7: Arachnoid, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Menace.
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  Speaker 7: Arachnid. Arachnid. How about.
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  Speaker 4: I.
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  Speaker 2: Mean, Menace gave you the right answer.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But arachnoid is a word.
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  Speaker 7: It is?
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  Speaker 9: It is.
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  Speaker 7: Is it an arachnid, though?
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  Speaker 13: Avoid the arachnoid?
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  Speaker 9: It is.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, it means, obviously, you might imagine spider-like. refers
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  Speaker 2: to the arachnoid mater, which is the delicate web-like middle
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  Speaker 2: membrane that along the dura mater and pia mater protects
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  Speaker 2: the brain and spinal cord. But it's not the species.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 2: It's a tiny little thing in your brain.
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  Speaker 7: Well, Menace, I'd like to apologize. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Me too.
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  Speaker 7: I just feel horrible.
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  Speaker 4: Sammy, I'd like to apologize.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Now the question is, does Kirschman know the answer? And
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  Speaker 4: Jen said that she would not. Let's see if she
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  Speaker 4: gets on the board. With her first point here on
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  Speaker 4: the DUIQ.
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  Speaker 8: Spiders are not a type of insect. They're a type
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  Speaker 8: of reptile.
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  Speaker 5: No, reptile.
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  Speaker 2: Reptile, right?
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  Speaker 12: Reptile.
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  Speaker 7: Reptile.
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  Speaker 16: No, it's not a reptile.
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  Speaker 2: Am I saying it correctly?
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  Speaker 5: Reptile?
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  Speaker 7: Reptile. All right, well, Jen, good news.
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  Speaker 2: You're on the board.
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  Speaker 4: You got your first point here on the DUIQ.
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  Speaker 2: A repnoid?
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  Speaker 7: That's good news.
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  Speaker 2: All right, so only one out of the next two
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  Speaker 2: questions in order to win. Question number two.
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  Speaker 8: What's an NFL team named after a group of people?
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  Speaker 2: All right. NFL team.
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  Speaker 12: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Named after a group of people. Let's see. I will
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  Speaker 4: say no for Karishma. Yes for both Menace and Sammy.
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  Speaker 7: Same.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like they know enough about.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, they know enough about.
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  Speaker 2: We talk about it a lot.
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  Speaker 7: In Karishma.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Jen, what do you think?
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  Speaker 2: Yes or no?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 2: All right, question number two, DUIQ.
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  Speaker 8: What's an NFL team named after a group of people?
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  Speaker 2: Sammy. Vikings.
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  Speaker 7: Vikings.
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  Speaker 4: Interesting that you went with that first.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah, same.
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  Speaker 13: I got the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: I put Steelers, 49ers, Patriots.
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  Speaker 7: Damn, girl.
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  Speaker 2: Noise yeah but any one of those three would have
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  Speaker 2: been a good one I'm surprised you didn't say Patriots.
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  Speaker 13: First I don't know how that the first word I
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  Speaker 13: put was Giants and then I went with Vikings for
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  Speaker 13: I mean I didn't.
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  Speaker 12: Even think of the Patriots oh my god or 49ers
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  Speaker 12: Joe Montana legend that's well that's not thank you fun
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  Speaker 12: fact that's.
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  Speaker 7: Not the point of the question you're.
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  Speaker 2: Right just yeah or the Jets Mark Sanchez legend the
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  Speaker 2: Jets are.
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  Speaker 7: Not people right there you go.
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  Speaker 2: The Jets are not people. They're Jets.
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  Speaker 9: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Shout out to the Bills.
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  Speaker 7: That's why we're laughing. That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Man, if you got it wrong, just calm down.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Can't shout out legends?
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: You're going to take away from your legendary performance thus far.
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  Speaker 2: Two for two so far. Yeah, so far.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 2: So Jen said that Krishma would not get this. Question
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  Speaker 2: number two, DUIQ.
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  Speaker 8: What's an NFL team named after a group of people?
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  Speaker 5: Football.
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  Speaker 11: The only group of football I support is the Ravens. Yeah,
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  Speaker 11: the Ravens.
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  Speaker 5: That's an animal, not a person.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, I know. I can't think of animals.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 9: Damn.
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  Speaker 5: Tough game.
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  Speaker 2: All right, well, Jen, congratulations. You are a winner here
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  Speaker 2: on this round of the DUI. I did it. Congratulations,
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  Speaker 2: and thank you so much for listening to The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: We appreciate that, and have yourself a great weekend.
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  Speaker 18: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 7: You're welcome. See you, Jen.
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  Speaker 2: There's Jen Winner at the DUIQ.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 2: We have one last question here that she did not need,
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  Speaker 2: but for the room, question number three.
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  Speaker 5: What do bees collect from flowers to make honey? All right.
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  Speaker 2: Probably three-year-olds out there.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: What do bees collect from flowers to make honey?
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  Speaker 13: Let's get crazy. Let's go triple yes.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm thinking.
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  Speaker 4: Triple yes?
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  Speaker 7: Kind of leaning triple yes as well, but.
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  Speaker 4: I'm still saying.
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to say no to charisma.
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying triple no.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 9: Wow.
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  Speaker 7: That shit sounds extra dumb.
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  Speaker 2: Triple no.
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  Speaker 13: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: You say triple yes.
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  Speaker 2: I say triple yes.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm going to triple... Triple yes.
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  Speaker 4: All right, so two trips yes, one trip no. Question
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  Speaker 4: number three for the DUIQ.
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  Speaker 5: What do bees collect from flowers to make honey?
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  Speaker 7: Menace. Pollen? Pollen.
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  Speaker 12: Pollen.
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  Speaker 7: Pollen.
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  Speaker 4: So far, I am right on my triple no.
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  Speaker 15: You are.
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  Speaker 5: You are?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. Okay. You are?
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  Speaker 4: That is not correct.
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  Speaker 2: We'll keep going.
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  Speaker 7: We'll keep going.
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  Speaker 4: That is not correct. Question number three, DUIQ.
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  Speaker 5: What do bees collect from flowers to make honey?
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  Speaker 11: Pollen to make honey.
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  Speaker 2: So what is pollen, though?
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  Speaker 11: I just know pollen is something from flowers. That's all
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  Speaker 11: I know.
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  Speaker 4: So what is pollen?
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, same question for the two in the room. What
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  Speaker 2: is pollen? It's the dust from the flowers.
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  Speaker 13: It's to pollinate. I realize now it's to make honey.
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  Speaker 13: So the pollen is for pollinating.
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  Speaker 2: Not to make honey. What else is in there?
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  Speaker 7: It's the sweet, sweet.
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  Speaker 2: Is it like sap?
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  Speaker 9: Nectar?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Sap?
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  Speaker 7: No, it's sap.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's the only thing I could come up with.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: That's on trees. I get it. Flower juice?
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  Speaker 7: They made, what?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, they pollinate, right?
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  Speaker 13: Wait, but the answer is sap? No, it's nectar. That's
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 13: why I was extra confused. Okay. Yeah, I thought it
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  Speaker 13: was pollen.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, babes.
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  Speaker 13: Wow, what are you so smart?
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  Speaker 4: It's the one thing I know. There's got to be
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  Speaker 4: a question every week that I know the answer to.
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  Speaker 2: We talk about this a lot, but that's a fourth
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  Speaker 2: grade question.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, but I can see where people immediately... I was
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  Speaker 4: almost going to say when I said triple no, I
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  Speaker 4: said it's going to be easily... There's going to be...
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  Speaker 4: And I know what they're going to guess. Because I
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  Speaker 4: was going to say pollen. That's the first thing I
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  Speaker 4: think people think of.
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  Speaker 13: Yes, it is, obviously.
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  Speaker 2: Right, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: All of us.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I thought that was going to maybe be
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  Speaker 4: a clue, like, oh, I was going to say pollen,
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  Speaker 4: that must be wrong, and go with.
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  Speaker 7: The other one.
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  Speaker 2: And I will just stop the pedants out there. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: there is some pollen in honey, but that is incidental.
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  Speaker 2: That is not core to the making of honey. Well,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: that's how you play the DUIQ. It's like saying there's
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: some dust in the bread you eat on your sandwich.
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  Speaker 2: It's around.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to take a quick break. More Woody shows next.
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  Speaker 7: Hang on.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. We'll be right back. I'll see it
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  Speaker 2: when I believe it.
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  Speaker 19: This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: All right. A couple things for Greg.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: There's some nude news.
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  Speaker 14: Riff.
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  Speaker 4: People were thinking that Martha Stewart was going to release
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: her nudes.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 14: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: They thought of it because she implied it.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 13: She said, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She goes, I've been thinking about releasing my nudes.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 7: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: She's 85 years old.
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  Speaker 7: Would you look? I'd look.
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  Speaker 10: Of course.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah. I would look.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think I could rise to the occasion with it.
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  Speaker 2: I love Martha.
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  Speaker 5: Stewart, man.
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  Speaker 13: But the only person in their 80s who would do
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 13: it is someone who's been nipped and tucked to all hell.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 13: It's not like she's going to be... Sagging and dragging
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 13: she looks good.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: Well, and they always it's always like just lingerie pictures
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: and all these people Her nudes are it's a it's
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: a new line of nude lip serums. Oh, there we
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: go for her skincare What's a lip serum?
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 13: It's like a lip gloss basically.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's yeah. Can we call something else?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 13: What Snoop Dogg did he's like I'm going smokeless or whatever.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: She says she says that she's never had plastic surgery
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah So if she did nudes, I mean, it wouldn't
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: be nipped and tucked to... But that's the joke.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 13: She's releasing her nude lip serum.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: Dude, I saw this video. Greg, you would love it.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: I'll have to find it. I'll send it to you.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 12: But Martha Stewart goes to her hairstyle's house, like apartment
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 12: all the time. And, like, you just show her, like,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 12: walking around and, like, judging things. And it's, like, her
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 12: pots and pans are up, hung, like, raw and stuff.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 7: Oh, I hate that.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: And she's like, oh, I hate that. To her hairstyle's face.
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  Speaker 4: Greg, also for you, you got to tell me what
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: name you like the best out of this story.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: Floyd Mayweather's daughter, Yaya Mayweather.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: I saw her fight. Has been ordered to pay more
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: than $ 50 million to the woman she stabbed during her
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: fight over rapper NBA Youngboy. Oh, I didn't see that fight.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: So Yaya Mayweather, NBA Youngboy. A Texas judge awarded the
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: victim LaPatra Jacobs $ 40. 1 million in damages and another $ 10
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: million in punitive-style damages for medical bills, pain, suffering, all
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: that kind of stuff. The stabbing back in 2020, it
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: was during an argument at NBA Youngboy's home, and Yaya
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: later pleaded guilty to aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: Her dad punched people for a living, and she decided to,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: you know, make it a very expensive hobby.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: Which name do I like the best?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you got Yaya, LaPatra.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: LaPatra. And NBA Youngboy.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: NBA Youngboy. Which I always thought that was the dumbest name.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: It's totally dumb. That's the only name I'm familiar with.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 7: I like, I kind of like Yaya.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 13: I know a girl named Yaya and that is her
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 13: given name.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I like that.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: Something tells me this isn't a.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: Wasn't Yaya, isn't that what you also call like a
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: live-in nanny?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: No, it's a grandma in Greek.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: So this isn't an ancient woman from the Mediterranean.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 7: If I had to guess.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just know that one song. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: Cake by the ocean. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 7: Offspring.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: It's a song about her.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: Now you know two songs, Menace.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: Jeff G. Yes.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: You know a lot about hip hop.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: NBA Youngboy.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: Was that like a problem with the NBA?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: That was never a problem? Yeah, it stands for a
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: young boy never broke again. Sure, you can say it
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: stands for anything. It doesn't matter. What's your example? I
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: can't go, Seabass is McDonald's. No, you don't understand. I
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: could say McDonald's stands for anything, but there would be
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: brand confusion. It's different. Right.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: And one more thing for Greg.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 7: Uh-huh.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: Aw, babe, our eye roll.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: All right, so Greg, the most sensitive person here on
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: the show, also the most romantic.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: Maybe dumbass Tyler.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's up there.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: Didn't we have a call? Somebody like had called in.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, we had a voicemail and they were saying that
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: Tyler is just a hopeless romantic.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 9: Oh, what?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: There's a dude too.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 16: Oh.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so. Interesting. That's right. All right.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: So, ah, babe or eye roll. I'll tell you the story.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: And then we have to try to guess what Greg
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: Gorey's read. Not what our reaction, what Greg Gorey's reaction
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: will be. Will it be an ah, babe or will
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: it be an eye roll? It's a news reporter. And
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: this happened live on the air. A news reporter was
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: proposed to.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: Aw, babe, or eye roll. And a big surprise today
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: for one Channel 8 eyewitness news reporter when her longtime
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: boyfriend showed up to propose to her. I love you.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 9: Oh, my God.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 13: Are you crying?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: Ah, babe, or eye roll?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 7: Was she an... I have a question. Was she an
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 7: on-air personality, or she just happens to work at the news?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: She's a reporter.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 7: Oh, she is a reporter.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's not like an anchor.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 7: Okay, so they just pull somebody in from the writer's
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 7: room and say, hey, just stand here.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right, right.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 13: But did they do this during an on-air appearance?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: You just heard it. That was on the air.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were on a desk at the moment.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: All right, ah, babe, or eye roll?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 13: I know how I feel about it. I don't know
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 13: how Greg feels about it. I think it's like she's
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 13: trying to do her job, get out.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: Of the way.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 13: That's not cute. It's not like, oh, just let her
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 13: finish her shift and then go do something romantic. However,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 13: Greg has thrown me before on this, and I think
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 13: that he's going to like the surprise element of it.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 13: So I'm going to say ah, babe.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 7: Ah, babe. Menace.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: I don't think he's going ah, babe on this one.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's that special.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 7: It's like whatever.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think this is like the fifth time we've
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: had a literal and on-air thing. So I was like, okay,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: we get it. Yeah.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: But also, I was able to sniff out an Ah
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: Babe where you guys all thought it was going to be.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 7: An eye roll.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: That's where I'm thrown.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: Because there's always those little tiny things that maybe catch.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 7: Greg just right.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: That's insane.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: Here's the thing. I think it's going to be an
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: eye roll. But I think there's an opportunity for an
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: Abe because he chose to do that. Yes, it's a
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: public thing, but this is what she does for a living,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: which I'm sure she has a lot of like love
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: and passion for her job. It's super important and special
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: to her. And so that's why he chose it. It
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: wasn't like he wrote the TV station and asked to
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: do it on the air or, you know, like one
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: of those other type of big public spectacle things. I
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: think because the place is important or special to her.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: That could be the odd babe, but I think at
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: the end of the day, I'm still going to go
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: eye roll.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 7: Sammy.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: I also am.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 13: Going to say eye roll because Greg is not into
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 13: the public proposals really in any way. He's never been
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 13: into those. And also, there was nothing romantic about the proposal.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 13: He didn't say anything nice or sweet to her or
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 13: about her. He just said, will you marry me in
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 13: this big public way?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: Again, not special.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: Greg Gorey.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 7: This is an odd babe to Sammy for knowing me
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 7: so well. This is a total eye roll because of
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 7: exactly that. The proposal was week AF. I love you.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 16: Will you marry me?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 7: Wow, cool. How much thought did you put into that?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 7: And I find the fact that he did it at...
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 7: her work to be borderline selfish. Thank you. Why are
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 7: you dragging her job into this?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 13: That's exactly how I feel.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 7: And try to make a public spectacle out of it,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 7: which failed because it wasn't even a good public spectacle.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 13: Couldn't agree more.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 7: It was a boring proposal. What does her job have
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 7: to do with it? Total gimme all the attention moment.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 7: Mega eye roll.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 11: Nice.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 7: There you have it. What a loser.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: I hope you get divorced. You have this giant wad.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: It's too big.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 13: And I'm not laughing.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: We were talking recently about some of the dumb things
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: that teachers have heard students say.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: And when you're a parent, that's like every day. Like
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: kids will say or do something really dumb. But I
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: think every parent has this, oh, my God, I raised
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: an idiot mom. Yeah, you get that feeling at least once. Like,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: you'll be doing fine, everything seems normal. And then you
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: see your kid do something stupid and you think, God,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: I raised an idiot.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: I have to take care of this thing for the
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: rest of my life.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 7: What have I done?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so parents were asked, and we're going to make
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: this into one of those, you know, last man standing questions.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: And someone will want to prize, you know, by sharing
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: their story. So be thinking as a parent, like, what
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: is yours? What was your I raised.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 7: An idiot moment? Like, oh my God. I'll give you
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 7: an example. My uncle.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: We went over to his house. I was an adult
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: at this point. But it's my cousins who are my age.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: Maybe a couple years younger. And they're in the backyard.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: And these are brothers.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: Okay. And one is holding a can on top of
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: his head.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: The other one's standing about 50 feet away.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 7: With a BB gun.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 16: Oh no.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 7: Hell yeah.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: And my uncle, who's their father, my Uncle Rick goes,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: oh God.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: Ricky! He starts yelling at him like, what are you doing?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 7: How old were they at the time?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, uh, 35?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 7: Oh my god.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: Actual adult.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 7: You're good.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: Did he have his eyes closed?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 7: I mean, come on. Was he wearing goggles?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: No, just standing in the backyard. Holding his beer can
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: on his head. And his brother standing about 50 feet away.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 13: You want to make sure you're drunk.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Before you do it. Well, Greg, didn't you and your
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: brother used to throw knives or scissors at each other?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, knives. And then I cut his hand and he
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 7: was pissed and tattled on me. And I thought, well,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 7: we were throwing knives at each other.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 13: What did you think was going to happen?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 7: And this does sound like something I would do, to
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 7: be honest.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 7: Like, show off your gun. You're like, oh, check out
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 7: my BB gun, even though I'm 35. And I'm going
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 7: to shoot one off your head.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: This parent says, my son, while wearing his baseball hat backwards,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: used his hand to block out the sun while he
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: was driving.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 7: I've seen that on many occasions.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 13: It's a bro thing.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: I know, but you're apparently like, what are you doing?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: What did I raise?
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: According to my mom, I once jammed a piece of
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: toast into the VHS player because I wanted to see
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: how bread was made. But I guess a little kid,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: little kids say really dumb things, you know, but it's
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: when they get older. Okay, so my more recent example,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: I might have mentioned this on the air.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: I think I did. is I was having a conversation,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: like a good father-son conversation with my son about time
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: management responsibilities. And, you know, he's asking you to do
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: these different things. Like he wants to drive, right? Which
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: is great because so many kids his age have no
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: interest in driving, which is shocking.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 7: So lame.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: We couldn't wait to drive, right?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: But he really wants to drive.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: And I go, well, look, man, before I give you
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: any additional responsibilities, you've got to show that you can
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: be responsible for the things that I already have you
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: responsible for.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: Homework, assignments, studying, laundry, keeping your room clean, things like.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 7: This, right?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: And he goes, bruh, quote, bruh, what does driving have
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: to do with responsibility? And I knew right there, I'm like,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: this is the end of the conversation for now.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: All right, yeah, back to painting the fence.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 7: Oh my God. Right, right.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: Honey.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: Right, nice kid.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 13: Great kid.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: He's very sweet. But I was like, dude, if you
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: have to, if you say that to me, How can
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: I possibly even entertain the idea of letting you drive?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 13: You just talked yourself right out of driving.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: Could there be a worse response?
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 7: And that very recent example where he spilled stain all
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 7: the way from one house to another. Right?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: On the driveway.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 7: Just dripping everywhere. Yeah.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: Can't you put your hand underneath it? That was pretty dumb.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: Put it in one place.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: We got my son a flight home from college for Christmas.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: He missed the flight because he couldn't find Expedia Airlines.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: No! I can see that happening.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: He took my boat out to fish on the lake
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: and realized it had some water on the bottom. He
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: removed the drain plug to let the water out while
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: he was in the middle of the lake.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 7: That's not smart.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 7: So parents, this is for you.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 13: We got the phones open.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 9: 877-44-Woody.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: That's 877-44-Woody.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: Call in and tell us what your I raised an
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: idiot moment has been.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: Maybe the kid's little. Maybe the kid's older now, and
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: you can look back and laugh. I've told the story
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: where we had a– during the summer, we would take
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: female roommates at the frat house, and this girl kept
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: complaining that she was getting UTIs. And then she finally
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: figured it out, and she said to us– I was
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: yelling at my mom because she always– Sure, she didn't
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: teach me to wipe front to back.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: That's why I was getting all these UTIs.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 11: Oh, no.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: And she was what?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 15: 21.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: How was that a problem sooner?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: She was also a business gang.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: That might have been it, too. Again, every parent's got
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: at least one of these stories. And you can call
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: it anonymously. We're not going to ask you, like, oh,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: what's your kid's name?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 7: Where do they go to school?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: So we can make sure everybody knows who they are.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: You can call it anonymously if you'd like. But the
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: way it works is you call in. We hear your story.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: We take the next call. We hear their story. And
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: then we decide between the two which one is the
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: better story that we like the most. And then that
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: one moves on. We set a certain amount of time
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: for taking the calls. Whichever story is left as the
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: last man standing at the end of that time will
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: win a prize.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 13: Love that.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 7: So you get to goof.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: On your kids.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, your dumb kid will pay off. Win-win.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: You get to goof on your kids and potentially win
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: a prize.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 10: Perfect.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: So we've got the phones open. We just cleared them out.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: So if you want to call in with yours, 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: Call now.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: That's 877-44-WOODY. What was your I raised an idiot moment?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 13: Bruh. Bruh.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: What does driving a car have to do with responsibility? Go,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: you're such an idiot, Dad.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 16: Woody Show.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: Parents, have you had your I raised an idiot moment?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: If you haven't, it's coming. Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 13: How can you not?
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: Everybody's got one.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my kids mailed a ton of graduation thank you
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: cards without stamps.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 9: Oh, no.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: Said he didn't know.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: And the post office actually mailed most of them.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: That's really nice of them.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 7: That's very generous. Yeah.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: This person said, when your sons are 20 and 27...
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: And they decide to test the theory of suffocating someone
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: by putting.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: A bag over their head.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God. And they're late.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. This one said, there was a bug
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: flying in the hallway, and I caught my son with
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: hairspray and a lighter shooting flames into the hall ceiling,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: trying to kill the bug, and now there's large black
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: marks all over the hall.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 13: This had to be Greg.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: As a child.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 7: I was going to say, we did the homemade flamethrowers.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: Those were fun.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 7: Lighter, hairspray.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: Not in the house.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 13: Oh, we did it in the bathroom.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 7: We did it in the bathroom. Oh, really?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: The magnifying glass was always fun.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, that's fun. Yeah.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: Set so much stuff on fire with that. All right,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: so what is your... Best I raised an idiot moment.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: And this is last man standing. So we'll set the time.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: We'll make it.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: We'll make it a quick one. Let's say let's say
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 4: five minutes.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: So we'll take the first call. We hear the story.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: We'll get the second call here.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: That story decide which one moves on and whichever one
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: is left at the end. You're going to be the
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: winner and we'll get you set up with a prize.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: Let's go right to the phone. Say hi to Maria.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 6: Hey, Maria.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 7: Maria.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: Hi, guys.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 7: Hey, Maria.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 15: All right.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: So what is your I raised an idiot moment?
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 19: OK, so he is in ninth grade. They were told
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 19: to the whole class was told to unplug their computers.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 19: His socket got stuck. He found a piece of metal
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 19: on the floor and decided to use that. to pry
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 19: it out, blew out all the circuits in the whole class.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 19: Security came through. He gets sent to the principal. I
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 19: get a call. They think he did it on purpose,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 19: but it's like, do you seriously think he potentially electrocuted himself?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 19: Which is why I believe it was a mistake, a
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 19: dumb idiot mistake.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 13: Well, they were giving him credit by saying he did
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 13: it on purpose. Like, who's that dumb?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: Did they charge you for any of that stuff?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 19: No, they wanted him to do detention, but I was like, no,
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 19: we're going to We're going to think about it because
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 19: it just doesn't make sense that it was intentional. Like,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 19: why would he?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: My parents would have sat him up for detention immediately.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 7: Idiot. All right. Hang on one second. All right.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: So her ninth grader blew all the circuits in the
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: computers in class because he was using metal to pry out.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 9: In the outlet.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 7: All right. In the outlet.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: Let's say hi to Nancy. Hey, Nancy.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 10: Hi.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 7: Hi.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: So what's your I raised an idiot moment?
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 10: Actually, I thought of a second one while I was listening.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 10: First one was my son.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: Well, you got to pick one for the purpose of
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: the contest.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: You got to pick one. What's your best story?
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 10: Let me do the second one then.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 10: He was hiking around with his friend. He was in
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 10: junior high. They both decided to urinate because they had
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 10: to go to the bathroom.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 7: And they were out.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 10: Yeah and he urinated in a poison oak bush oh.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: Oh oh and what happened.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 10: I had to take this poor kid to the doctor
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 10: with this huge enlarged Little member that he had to
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 10: embarrassingly show the doctor.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 9: Oh, no.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 7: Wait, it gets bigger? Well, the doctors.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: Let's be honest. The doctors would have asked to have
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: seen it anyway.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it could have been a broken toe.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: I have the time paused while we make a decision.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to cut into people's time while we
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: make a decision here. All right, Nancy, hang on one second.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: All right, so between Maria and Nancy.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 13: These are both pretty good.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 7: I'm going with using metal to do the. plug out
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 7: of the socket because ninth grade you should know better
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 7: you should know better and in this kid's case maybe
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 7: he didn't know it was poison.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 12: Oak yeah he's not a boy scout.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: What's the difference between poison ivy and poison.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: Oak the leaves two different plants is.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 4: It kind of like I say firefly and lightning bug
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: no they're.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 13: Different they're different they look different but I wouldn't be able.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: To identify that I couldn't identify it alright so we're
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: going with Maria yeah Maria alright hey Nancy thank you
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: for the call just out of curiosity what was the
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: other story The.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 10: Other story was that he saw the dog scratching his
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 10: nose on the carpet, and he did the same thing,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 10: and he got rug burn all up.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: And down his face. How old is this kid now?
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 10: He's going on 50 this month.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: And what does he do for a living?
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 10: He's got his own business. He's highly successful. I don't.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: Know. All right, Nancy, thank you for the call.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 7: I appreciate you.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: All right, let's see. Let's go to Adriana. Hey, what's up, Adriana?
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 10: Hi, guys.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: All right, so your I raised an idiot moment.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 14: So I sent my kid out to walk the dog
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 14: and I specifically told him not to use the red
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 14: leash because the red leash was broken and to grab
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 14: the other leash Well, my son still grabbed the red leash,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 14: only he proceeded to tie it around the dog's harness
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 14: and then was still grabbing the other leash to just
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 14: carry around while he walked the dog with the broken
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 14: leash tied around the dog's harness.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 13: What are they thinking?
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 7: That's weird.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 13: Because I relate to this. My kid does this all
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 13: the time.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 14: I also want to add that this kid is smart
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 14: enough that he skipped a grade.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 13: So he's just not.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: So maybe he thought he was smarter than the broken leash.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: He's book smart. He's not common sense smart.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 7: This kind of reminds me of when Woody used his
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 7: phone in a dark room to tell what time it
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 7: was by using the phone as a light.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: That was a momentary lapse of intelligence.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 7: It's kind of like that.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 4: Momentary lapse of intelligence.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: Adriana, hang on one second.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 15: All right.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: Whose story? Between Maria with the circuits and the computers?
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 16: I mean.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 13: Maria's kids still almost killed everyone in school.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: It's got to be Mariana.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm still going with this metal on the socket.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: Because you should know better.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 16: All right.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 7: And this sounds like just laziness. I was like, ah,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 7: I took the wrong leash. I'm just going to make
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 7: it work.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: It is pretty dumb, but still, yeah.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: Adriana, thank you for listening and appreciate that.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 12: Bye.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 11: Bye.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: All right. Let's go to Terry.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 5: Terry. Terry.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 10: Hey, guys.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: Hey.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: So your I raised an idiot moment.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so I was home alone with my son and
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 9: I was taking a nap one day and apparently he
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 9: didn't realize that I was with him. So he thought
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 9: it'd be a good idea to get a giant cardboard cutout,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 9: make a sign saying, I am home alone and no
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 9: one is with me or something like that. And he
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 9: put it outside on the street to tell the whole world.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 7: He's home alone.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 9: Even though I was home, thank God.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 13: Notice these are all sons.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: There's a B here.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 7: So, all right.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: Son made a sign that said, I'm home alone. Put
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: it in the front yard.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 13: And you'd ask why, but there is no answer.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: There is no why.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 7: He was scared. All right.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: Terry, hang on one second. Whose story?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 13: I really like that, but I got to stick with Maria.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Sock it. All right.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: Terry, thank you for the call. I appreciate you listening
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: to The Woody Show. Have yourself a great day. Let's
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: go to Vincent. Hey, Vincent. Vincent.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 16: Hey, Woody Show.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 10: How y'all doing?
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: We're doing great.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: So what's your I raised an idiot moment?
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm not too proud of this, but my oldest daughter,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: she thought that me getting a vasectomy was the same
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: thing as getting.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 7: Her dog neutered.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: She thought that you had your balls cut off.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 16: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 10: She turned to my wife and she goes, hey, mom,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 10: is that how dads look?
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 7: My wife said, what do you mean?
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 9: And she's like, yeah, because him and Bear have got fixed.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: I lost it.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 16: How old is she? She's 24 now.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 16: How old?
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 14: Last year.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 16: Oh, last year.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 15: Wow.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 7: I was going to say, give her a break if
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 7: she was six.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 7: We'll make this quick. All right.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: So between Maria and Vincent, I would say Vincent.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 7: I'm saying that one.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: This is a really good one.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 13: She was 23.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: Between those two.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 7: I mean, yeah.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 9: Damn.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: I like the socket, though.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: I say Vincent.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 7: Vincent. Vincent.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: Vincent three.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 7: Well, you guys are outnumbered either way. She thought he
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 7: got cast.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: Hey, Maria, you had a very nice run. We appreciate
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: you listening to the Woody Show. Have yourself a great day, okay?
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 19: You too, me love.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: Hi, me love. We have time for one more. It's
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: four minutes and 51 seconds.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 4: I've been pausing the time when, you know, we make
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: our decisions here. Let's get one more.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: So it's either Vincent or Brandy. Hey, Brandy.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 18: Hi, how you doing?
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: We're doing great.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 4: So what's your I raised an idiot moment?
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 18: Okay, so about two years ago, we took a family
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 18: vacation to Kohona in Hawaii. And we went to, we
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 18: stayed on both sides of the island. So the first
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 18: time we stayed on with the beautiful black shore and
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 18: the beaches with the black sand. And then on the
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 18: latter half of the trip, we stayed on the other
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 18: side of the island. And we was just comparing the things,
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 18: how it's like the beaches and everything. He was like, well, mom,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 18: I like the other ocean. And I was like, baby,
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 18: I don't understand.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 10: He was like, the ocean with the black sand.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, baby, we're on an island.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 18: It's only one ocean. He was like, no, there's two oceans.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 18: And I'm like, no, baby, it has not. And to
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 18: this day, that was two years ago. And he was
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 18: 13 at the time. And to this day, he's still
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 18: arguing with us about the two oceans.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: All right. All right. Hang on one second.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: All right. All right. So what do you guys think?
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: Who gets your vote?
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 13: That's funny, but I got to stick with my guy, Vincent.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 7: Sticking with Vincent? Yeah, I like both. But yeah, the
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 7: daughter was 23, 24. I'm sticking with Vincent. Yeah, Vincent.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: All right. What do you think I'm doing here?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 7: I'm going around the room getting votes.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: No, I'm trying to see if there's two oceans for real.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 13: Oh, my God.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: So you're on the side. The Pacific and what else?
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: What could it possibly be? North Pacific Ocean, which says
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: on the map right there.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 7: But what's the ocean?
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: The Pacific Ocean.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 7: Correct.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: But there could be... Then there's the South Pacific Ocean.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: All right. That's like saying, you know.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: It's like... Northern California and Southern California. It's all California.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 4: It's the Pacific Ocean.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: It's drastically different, but yes.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: Well, Vincent, congratulations. You are the winner on this round
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: of Last Man Standing.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 4: Hang on one second. We will get all your information.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: Appreciate you listening.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 7: There's Vincent, everybody.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: And then hang on. And then Brandy, thank you. Appreciate
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: the story.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 7: It's a great story.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 18: You're welcome.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 4: Either way, you got to go to Hawaii.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 7: Pretty cool. Nice.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Brandy.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 7: All right, there you go.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 4: That's how you play Last Man Standing.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 13: That's so funny.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it said, my kid had to sell those chocolates
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 4: and didn't realize that she had to sell them, but
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 4: she gave them to friends and just got boxes and boxes,
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 4: didn't tell me, and I was stuck with a $ 750
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 4: bill for the chocolates.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 7: Good God.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: When I explained it to her, she said, technically, I
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: did sell them.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 4: They just didn't pay.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 9: We did.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 9: What?
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: She's like, it's not my money.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 13: What do I care?
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: I kind of like that movie. The Woody Show.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 4: Look, man, we've done some real lazy stuff.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 7: Real lazy.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, menace. Got story for days. Yeah, all day,
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: every day. He wanted that chair to stand him up.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 7: The lift-up chair.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 4: Like old people get?
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, menace. Someone was going to give him one
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: to me, and then I just didn't have room for it.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: I'm highly considering a chair that has the power stand-me-up feature.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 16: No way.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: Because I want an office chair slash desk chair that
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: does full zero-gravity recline, because I just want to lay
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: down and take a nap for some of the chairsies.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: And most of them also offer full power standup.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: I think they're designed for old men and women who
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: don't need to, who getting up and out and into
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: bed is not a good idea.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 13: Is it the craftmatic adjustable?
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: Well, there's a thousand different ones now.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 4: Well, so people are asked, I love these people are
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 4: asked stuff and they just get random people to answer
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 4: the question. What's the laziest thing you've ever done? And
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 4: I thought of Menace with this one, too, because this
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 4: person said, I ordered DoorDash from the restaurant that's directly
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 4: under my apartment.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Greg, you said the other day, what
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: was the.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 4: Greg, you said the other day, what was the.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: You have a rule within a radius of however many
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: minutes it takes.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 7: If it's going to take me 10 minutes to drive
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 7: to the restaurant, I'm picking it up.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 4: See, 10 minutes, that's a lot.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 7: No, it's not. Yeah, it is.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: I had a... a Starbucks next to my old house.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: And I told you it was like 900 feet.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 7: And I had it.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: No way. Yeah, at Starbucks Deliver there. What, it was
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: like 16 bucks?
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, for one thing.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 4: Wasn't there like a jar of peanut butter?
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 7: Oh, we did that.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, no, it was the ice cream. It was the
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 4: ice cream.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 13: That melted on the porch?
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I forget about it. Sometimes I order stuff
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: and I forget.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I forget how much it was. Just because
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 4: it was all the other fees and all the other
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 4: crap that got piled on to the cost.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: It ended up being like 28 bucks.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 16: Right.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: And he paid for a thing of ice cream.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 13: For carpenter ants on the patio.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: You want to see what's.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 12: So I have like all these addresses of like my,
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 12: my family, like under accounts. And where did I send
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 12: my Zetbound? I sent it to a house where no
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 12: one's at.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's melting in a hundred degree heat.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 7: So.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: This person... That's an L on that.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 4: Asked the question, like, what's the laziest thing you've ever done?
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 4: I put 33 seconds on the microwave instead of 30,
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 4: so I didn't have to move my finger.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 13: I've done that.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: I get it.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: I've been advocating that literally since I was eight years old.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: I think Adam Carolla does, too. It's the way to
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: live life, people.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 4: It makes sense.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 13: Yeah, you're wasting too much time with moving your finger.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: If it's not going to be 60 or 50, it's
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: going to be 55, 66, 22, 33.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: It's just do that. I mean, when I.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 4: I don't like the noises that the microwave makes. Oh, man,
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 4: I just saw it. I want to call it a hack, Seabass.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 7: Don't do that.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: God, there's something where you can make it so you
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: can turn the beeping off. Oh, yeah. You push and
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: hold something. It's number eight on my microwave. Number eight?
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: I think it's a standard thing.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 7: Push and hold.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 2: Push and hold, and it'll stop the beeping.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so the microwave will run, but you're putting the
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 4: time in, and when it goes to the end, beep.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 4: Don't get that Because now I didn't know this trick
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 4: before But I will always stop it With like a
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 4: couple seconds left Because I don't want the beeping But
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 4: then I have to hit The stupid.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: Stop or cancel Because I can't just leave that No
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: I would hope not There are monsters in this office
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: That do it all the damn time Walk up to
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: something 12 seconds on it Yeah, no, not doing that.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 4: All right, what's the laziest thing that you've ever done?
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 4: This person says, my son came over to borrow a
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 4: frying pan because he didn't want to wash his.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 13: Oh, my God.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: He does not get that frying pan.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 7: Well, just throw it away, right?
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: I want to go somewhere. I'll just throw it away.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: But then you'd have to go and buy another one. No,
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: DoorDash it, dog. Dude, you know on DoorDash, too, not
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: a sponsor should be because they spend a billion dollars.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 7: I did know that.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: What, on DoorDash?
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I get stuff that's not food.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 12: I'm trying to tell you, they have a whole new
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 12: category now for clothing. So if you open up the app,
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 12: you can get Skims on there.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Skims. You can get Gap. All these
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: retail stores.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 7: Are on there now.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: No, I needed a new phone charger.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 16: Right?
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they have it.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: Target, Best Buy.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was just on DoorDash.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 4: DoorDash delivered me this phone charger because I was waiting
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 4: at the house because it was one of those window appointments.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: Well, I've got to be there between.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 7: I'm like, oh, man. I'm not going to have time
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 7: to go do this late.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 13: DoorDash non-food.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 7: Not that long ago, I had never used Amazon. Now
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 7: I'm a legal addict. I've never used DoorDash.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 13: That's crazy.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 7: And I would never have known that you could order
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 7: non-food stuff on DoorDash.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: Like batteries.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: I never thought about it until I was like, oh,
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 4: and then one of the people that was working there,
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 4: you could DoorDash stuff.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 7: You can? Really?
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, I knew food, but... I pulled up Apparel,
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: and the first thing, I've got Banana Republic. I can
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: get a... suit jacket, black, for only $ 491.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 15: Ooh!
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: Delivered, right?
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 9: Oh, dude.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 12: And we're living in a banana republic. Here's a dumb thing. Hey, DoorDash,
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 12: if you're listening, don't do this. Take this off your app.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 12: But you know those sneaker resellers?
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: They're on there, too. So, yeah, okay. Bring me a
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: $ 700 pair. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, sure. Because that's going
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: to be your teenage son. He's the only person who's
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: ever going to use that. Yeah, yeah. Bring it to
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: this address.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 4: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? Somebody said, I
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 4: threw away Tupperware today because it had food that had
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 4: gone bad and I didn't want to clean it.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 7: I would do that.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: I have done that.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 4: I downloaded a TV remote app so I didn't have
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 4: to go across the room to get it.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 7: Wow, that is lazy. That's cool.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 4: This one says, I slept on a bare mattress for
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 4: three months because I was too lazy to put the
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 4: sheet on. The sheet was at the bottom of my
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 4: bed in a ball.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: Girls, don't date him. That is a single man move.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 13: That's disgusting.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, this one's funny too.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: What's the laziest thing you've ever done?
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 4: This person said, I was sick with a sore throat,
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 4: too lazy to get a cough drop, so I held
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 4: my mouth open over the humidifier to try.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: To soothe their....
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 13: I totally do that.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 7: You do?
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 7: That's not a good idea.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 9: Why?
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 4: No, because there's the cool ones. There's the hot ones.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: The hot ones, man, will burn you.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 13: No, I love it.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 13: Get in my sinus.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can have cold.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 4: The cold ones are fine. I'm saying if you're doing
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 4: the hot. I was thinking hot at first. I'm thinking like, man,
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 4: you're going to.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: That's warm.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 4: It's steam.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 7: It feels great.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: It's steam.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 13: They have ones that you literally put over your face.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 4: I have seen those, but I feel like those were
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 4: built because there's something in between where the steam generates.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 4: And where you're breathing it in, that you're just getting
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 4: pure steam. Whereas if you're mouthing a humidifier.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 13: I mean, my mouth isn't, my lips aren't on it, but.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 7: It's pretty close.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: You're going to scorch your punching bag in the back
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 2: of your throat. Yeah, you're good. I think you feel
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: it before then.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 7: I don't know if you found this under lazy or not,
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 7: but Woody, I think you and I are the only
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 7: ones who do this. You wake up in the middle
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 7: of the night, you have to raging pee. and you
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 7: don't get out of bed.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 4: I'm too comfortable.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 7: It's not even lazy.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: I'm way too comfortable.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 7: Oh, for me, it's just I'm not getting up.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm not going to be able to recreate
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 4: how comfortable I am right now. I'll come back to bed.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: I'll be, like, tossing and turning.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 7: I mean, I could be, like, crowning having to pee.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 8: Whoa.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 7: Or, you know, the other one, and then I will
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 7: not get out of bed.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know how you do that. Me neither, dude.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 13: It's way more uncomfortable to sit there with that. You
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 13: can never really sleep like that.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 7: You can fall back asleep fast.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 15: No.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 4: I mean, like, the pooing. No, the peeing, I will camel.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 7: Pooing is a little bit harder. Peeing, I could camel
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 7: all night.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: No, because peeing hurts worse.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 13: That's true.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 4: It's more urgent. If your bladder is overfilled, that's more
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 4: like a piercing pain.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 7: Well, even when we leave work, I have to pee.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 7: I'm like, I don't feel like it.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 9: And I just.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 7: Drive home.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 13: Yeah. It's always a toss-up if we're going to leave.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 4: It's a chore. What's the laziest thing you've ever done?
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 4: Hit us up on the text over to 22987. We
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 4: will take a quick break. We've got some more Woody
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 4: Show for you next.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: Hang on. The Woody Show will be right back.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 16: Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. All right, thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 7: Cheers, Woody.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 2: That's going to do it for this hour. That's going
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: to do it for today's show. That's it for the week, everybody.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: It's time for the weekend. Time to start getting sad, Greg.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 7: I know. I know. The missing will begin.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 4: All right, if you missed anything from either this morning
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 4: or anything this week, you can go back, get caught
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 4: up on the full show podcast. It was a busy
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 4: week of guests.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: Very.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we had Alfred Robles. We had Joe Coy. We
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: had Rich DeMura, Rich on Tech.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 10: Richie.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: We had, oh yeah, the No Hands Challenge.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 8: Delicious.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: We had a round of carton arcs. It's been a
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: very busy week.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 8: Indeed.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 2: It was lit.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so get caught up.
• 1:35:54
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• 1:35:56
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• 1:35:59
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• 1:36:00
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• 1:36:01
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• 1:36:02
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• 1:36:06
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• 1:36:08
  Speaker 4: there at The Woody Show as we cover the iHeartRadio
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 4: Music Festival all this weekend. We'll have a bunch of
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 4: stuff posted from backstage and all the things that maybe
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 4: you're missing out on. You shouldn't miss the performances because
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 4: they're all going to be on Disney Plus and Hulu.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: Yes. So tonight and tomorrow night, watch all the action.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 4: Disney Plus and Hulu, they are the official streaming partners
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 4: of the 2026 iHeartRadio Music Festival.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 2: All right, Greg Gorey, parting words of wisdom, please.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 7: Yes, these are for your wife, Woody. So tell her this.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 7: All of Dorothy's problems could have been avoided if she
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 7: just put Toto on a leash.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 9: All of them.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: Off-leash dogs.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 13: Always a problem.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: You're not supposed to.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 4: Maybe back in the day they didn't have that kind of,
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 4: maybe that wasn't the etiquette yet.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 7: Maybe they didn't.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 7: Especially in the middle of nowhere.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 7: But it's her fault.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 4: Bitch also could have just clicked her heels together.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 7: She could have.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 5: She didn't know.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: Nobody told her.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 10: Speak on it.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that bitch.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: Bitch Linda.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 5: Dead bitch.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: Could have told me.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 7: True.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 7: You got it, Wood.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much for giving The Woody Show some
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: of your valuable time this week. We love and appreciate
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: We'll catch you back here on Monday. Have yourself a
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: great weekend. See you in Vegas.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 4: SMD double M.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: Bye!
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 19: Have a great Friday, you motherf * * * er!