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The Assassination of Ears | It's FRIDAY! 46 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside the Treehouse.
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I'm Daniel Malley, along the Trade Trendholme and Raj Sharma. It is
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Fridday, July nineteenth, twenty twenty four, just over one week away from
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the Treehouse Pool Party at the Fraternal Order of Eagles Pool in Dallas on our
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turo drive. That'll be from one to four. We'll do a live taping
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of the show around like one to three pm. We will not only be
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celebrating us having the pool party, We'll be selling some lovely merch that we
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will be fully debuting on Monday, so keep an eye on our social media
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channels at Treehouse on air for that. We will also be celebrating our very
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own trade Trenholme's fiftieth birthday. Trey officially turns fifty on Friday, the twenty
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sixth. We will party. I don't know how hardy, but we'll party
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the next day on the twenty seventh. And and it's a joint birthday celebration
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because not only is a Trey's birthday the day before in the twenty sixth,
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it is also Jacqueline's birthday from Brooks plumbing. Oh right on, Yeah,
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okay, so we're also have to have a good old time at the FOE
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in Dallas Saturday, July twenty seventh. And if you and if you get
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your tickets now, everybody gets an eagle. That is comedian raj at gmail
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dot com. He will work on fulfillment of that promise because I am not
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you can no, we can do. We can do an adopt an egally
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eagle program, like you know the bias Star radio station or the bird.
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No, everybody wants the bird. The station's everyone. It's kind of like
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that thing like out front on the curb ready for bulk trash, Like you
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roll by slowly, take a look at it, but you're not sure.
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Maybe how much for the bird, like if it's next to a toilet sitting
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on the curb, like which one do? I think? Not sure anyway.
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Today is Friday, July nineteenth, twenty twenty four. Happy Friday.
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We are now almost one week removed from the assassination attempt on former President Trump's
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life. What was an apparent attempted a bullet meant for his head instead whiz
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through his ear. Number of shots fired, the suspected gunman dead, lots
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of issues coming from it. We're not gonna into the conspiracy theories or the
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one story I heard about how ridiculous it sounded. Not even sure if it's
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true that apparently the police swat team that was assigned to the building didn't want
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to go up on the roof because it was hot, which apparently, if
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that's true, that makes it even worse because the shooter didn't mind it,
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and he was wearing shorts, so you know, his legs were hot when
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he was firing. Anyway, there's lots of stupid stuff that surrounded the event
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in general. One of the things that has stood out to me since is
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that it came right before the start of the Republican National Convention. That's where
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Trump has now been named as the nominee for the Republican Party as for President
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twenty twenty four. It's to me, it's so unlike Donald Trump to miss
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a branding opportunity of this magnitude. To come out at the Republican National Convention
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with a plane white bandage on his ear seems to go against everything that he
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has built throughout his entire life. You would expect, at least the Trump
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Organization logo on it, on the white little ear bandage. Perhaps even an
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American flag there on the white bandage as opposed to just a plain white bandage.
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Hell, put your mugshot on it. That would look better than the
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white bandage. Even better, you can go a little meta with it.
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Take that kick ass photo of you standing up from the podium right after the
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bullet went through your ear raising a fist. Put that photo on the white
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bandage. That would look cool as it is. The only benefit of the
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white bandage I can come up with is that maybe Mike Lindell, the my
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pillow guy, is thinking he should go with tiny ear pillows to expand his
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business. Outside of that, this seems like a missed opportunity. That's what
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I have to say about that. However, there was more than one assassination
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on an ear within the last week. I'm, of course talking about the
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home run derby at the Major League All Star Game earlier this week, where
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the national anthem was dare I say sung? I mean, I've seen better
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American idol auditions that did not get a ticket to LA than that. I've
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seen better karaoke drunk at like one am. Well, the that's what she's
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saying right that she was extremely hammered and is now checking herself into rehab.
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That is what Ingrid and Dress has said on the Heels. I think it
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was the next day, the next day, or maybe two days after she
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released a statement on social media after she had what many people were calling the
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worst rendition of the national anthem. Ever, yes, she's also opening.
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I don't know if you know she's opening for Three Doors Down? Who's opening
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for Creed? I want you to hear that again. She's opening, and
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then it's three Doors Down is the She's the opening opening act. Three Doors
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Down is the opening act, Finger eleven is the feature act, and Creed
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is the headliner. This is where we are today. You couldn't get a
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batboy to do the anthem. I mean that's what I've first started seeing a
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strollag because I had no idea who she was. You know, I thought
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there's some you know, nepotism going on and some Rangers executive wanted their you
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know, their little girl to go sing or whatever. Then you find out
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she's a Grammy nominated It's like, I know drunk, I was drunk for
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twenty five years. What the hell were you drinking? Because that's some powerful
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stuff to make you sound if you if you actually can sing, that's some
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powerful stuff. Yeah, I too would like to know what her beverage of
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choice was, to be so drunk that you sound like this. I was
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probably not gonna be connected. Hang on a second, I actually like Trey.
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I saw it on social media the next day, and it did not
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I did not listen to it in its entirety because I was like, you
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know what if it's if it's as bad as they say, I kind of
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want to save this for the show because I would like to be surprised.
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And I realized I needed to listen to at least a little bit of it
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so I could at least speak to it and know where the truly awful parts
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are. And I found it difficult to pinpoint, but I think I found
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where it really goes off the rails. But let's take a quick listen here
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to Ingrid addresses rendition of the star spangle banner. Can you see by the
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dawns light? What's so brownly? We by the trial lights? Screen,
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foods, broad shape sound bay Si through the pairs? Fine, now,
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real quick, So far it's not the worst. She had the lyric mess
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up. She doesn't sound good. She had one crack, but there's been
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worse throughout history. But it's about to get real, real bad. Oh
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the rest. But we watch We're So gayly stream and gets redly bombs yaypril
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do Then that a flag was Yeah, I believe that. I believe that's
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the area where she really went off the rails. Uh or overboard might actually
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be a better way to put it, because I feel like if you have
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her singing trying to serenade the British Army uh at the same time that Francis
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scott Key is observing the rockets red glare, they might have just packed up
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and said effic you can have it. She goes to put some stink on
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it, and does she? That's the trouble with putting stink on it.
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so we're looking forward to seeing them in person along with you, and
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we'll all be there, so that'll be fun. Something not fun, though,
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that we discovered, or I forced us all to listen to, was
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the home run Derby Star Spangled Banner renditioned by Ingrid and Dress, to which
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she did, you know, release that statement saying I was drunk and I'm
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gonna go get help, which is probably a fairly smart tactic. It's like,
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look, I was messed up. That's not my voice. I'm actually
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a really good singer. I just wasn't last night, you know, because
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of the Jaeger or Mama Wana or something. But she's not alone. Horrific
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renditions of the Star Spangled Banner are kinda not a full on tradition, but
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they've happened and they stand out quite a bit now. Some of those renditions
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were popular because they were meant to be bad, or others were just meant
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to be a stylistic choice that seemed to backfire, but they still did it
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anyway. But I did find a montage what a lot of people believe to
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be the worst renditions of the National anthem ever performed. So I want to
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see if you guys can guess the singer on these Okay, okay, So
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I'll play the first part and then I'll try to pose it and see if
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you can guess the singer, and then we'll move on. Got it,
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got it? All right? So here we go the worst renditions of the
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Star Spangled banner to make Ingrid and Dress feel just a little bit better about
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herself. Ill they can, Yes, that's it, that's what Roseanne?
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Right, that would be correct? Yes, very good? All right,
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that's the one where she meant it to be bad. And it was obvious
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she wasn't even trying to sing if she was just shrilling it. It's saying
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saying she's screamed. It doesn't even sound fair to the word scream. I
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just don't know whose idea that that was, Like, hey, who can
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we get? We have anybody who can we get? Let's get a Roseanne.
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You know you're right. I think at some point whoever makes a decision
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on that needs to face some serious consequences. Yeah. Next up, see
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if you can guess this singer of the national anthem so proudly we're so goodly
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stream So in case you couldn't quite tell, it's not that the voice was
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so terrible there, it's that he messed up the lyrics good and bad.
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Mm. I don't know who that is. Is it a country singer?
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He is now? He is now? He would started out started out in
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the hard rock some would say metal arena, and he is now a country
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singer. Uh metal the country? Huh metal the country metal the country that
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sounds like something you do in your career's failing. Well, I don't know.
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No, I don't think Keith Urban has ever been metal, and he's
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Australian, so I don't think they would get him to sing the National anthem.
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So uh, this is Aaron Lewis of Stained. Oh, you made
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the jump from Stained into into country music. So that's him screwing up the
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lyrics of the National anthem. Next up on our list of terrible renditions of
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the National Anthem and the rot I remember that one, hang on, hang
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on the I'll make a court now, No you won't. Uh narrator's note.
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He didn't make up for it. In fact, Trey, I believe
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you got this one, Pegg Carl Lewis, Oh, yeah, I remember
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America's fastest man back in the eighties. Yeah, that was one where he
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was really really trying to be good. And that's why to me, that
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may be the one that boy was good terrible and he and he did I
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want to say, I beat his own record running out of the citium that
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day, So that was that was good, probably served him well. Ah
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Man Star was that the was that the Fergie one? That is the one?
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Very good? Yeah, some people said that she'd tried to do like
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a jazzy version of him. It's like, man, that is a jazz
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club. I never want to go into. No, that's like acid jazz.
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Okay. And finally, this one is a classic. So not only
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is challenging because the singer has a hard time keeping up with the backing music,
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but the broadcasters at the end of it found a way to insert themselves
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into this performance. You're away or the line. So what happened here is
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this is an old recording, but this was before I believe in ear monitors.
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So the singer is trying to play off the echoes in the in the
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building in the stadium, and so he his timing was off with the organ
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player and he says to the singer, it sounded like Willie Nelson. It
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is not Willie Nelson. That is not Willie Nelson. Okay, Trey and
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he guess no, this is Bobby Vinton. It's a neighbor of yours.
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I don't know. I don't know. I would know better than to have
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my neighbor sing the national length. I'd make sure to test him person.
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Now, Bobby Vinton was a singer back and I think like the sixties and
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the seventies, and this national anthem that Bobby Vinton performed was at the nineteen
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ninety National League Playoff Game four, I believe, in Pittsburgh, and so
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he had a difficulty keeping up with the Oregan. So that's why this was
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considered to be one of the bad ones. But he was just trying to
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save it on the fly. But he actually doesn't end up worse for the
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wear as much as the broadcasters do. After he's done in Pittsburgh. You
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can do anything you want with the words wow. In case you're curious,
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that is one Jack Buck, father of NFL announcer Joe Buck wow. And
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yes he did have to apologize, even though this is all the way back
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in nineteen ninety, those jokes were not exactly uh accepted back then either,
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oh okay. I think he referred to himself back then as a grand wizard
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Buck. Yeah, like, do you know do you like when you when
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the thoughts when the words entered your mind? Did you did you think at
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all? Or did he possibly think, Oh my god, I got a
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good punchline here and I can't wait to say it. I wish that was
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in this in this sense is if that were today, like it would literally
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explode the minds of all woke people. It would like everybody that is like
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cancel culture, woke whatever. The minute he said that, their heads would
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have popped off. It would look like an episode of The Boys. Yeah
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like that. Yeah, boy, Well, in your Polish and live in
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Pittsburgh, you can do anything you want with the words yeah right through it?
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Do they hand you the note that says you're fired? Right there?
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I think what's what happens is when when when you say something that terrible,
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they come in with like the cartoon sized scissors and cut your cord. Then
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you just kind of get the hint. The announcer, your your announcing partner
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next to he just has the sign that says yikes, how many how many
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Polish people does it take to remove an announcer. You're listening to the tree
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plumbing technology? Or is it all still, you know, just good old
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it all sometimes get a little your eyes glaze over, and it all looks
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you know that those are the things that I feel more passionate about are the
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we've stopped the bleeding in our ears, and UH made sure to uh spit
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out any uh in portaste polish jokes in the break to get them out of
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our systems. Uh let's move on to important things, which of course I'm
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referring to. Is birthday on fred July nineteenth, twenty twenty four. Birthdays
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today from the UFC. John Bones Jones is thirty seven from Nashville and Empire.
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Caitlin Doubleday turns forty, also from Empire. Trey Byers is forty one.
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Jared Padlecki, who played Cordel Walker on The New Walker, not Walker
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Texas Ranger Walker. He was also Sam Winchester on Supernatural. He is forty
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two today. Benedict Cumberbatch, known for many, many wonderful roles. Most
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of us know him best, at least in the American side of things,
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as Doctor Strange in the MCU. He is forty eight today. He was
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also con in Star Trek Into Darkness, Very Good Net, The Dragon and
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the Hobbit movies, and Sherlock Holmes on BBC's Sherlock. Nancy Carroll is fifty
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eight. That is Steve Carroll's wife. She was a correspondent on the Daily
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Show and also played Michael's girlfriend Slash realtor Carol in the Office. And ooh,
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audio that goes with this one? Hang on, I think this is
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it? And what I think could be one of the more underrated actors of
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all time. He is sixty two today. He played Mars Harper on Designated
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Survivor, but to most of us, he is best known as doctor Mark
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green on Er Goose in Top Gun, or even Gilbert Lowe in Revenge of
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the Nerds. But this is one of the greatest laughs in movie history from
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his role as Goose in Top Gun. Jesus, you kill me and that
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kills me. I don't know why, but Happy birthday to Anthony Edwards.
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He is sixty two today. Oh yeah, okay, I know the story.
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Rand I've been excited to share this story with with you guys for a
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few days now. Release in California have caught a pair of hugging bandits who
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would regularly run up to strangers, give them a hug, and then steal
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their jewelry and run off. So the hugging bandits have been arrested in California.
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Don't you feel safer? Uh? It just like that, that's just
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kind of par for the course. Like again, is this in La?
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Where was this what part of California? Uh? But uh yeah, I
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think so, hang on, let me see give me one moment, mh
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just makes sense. Yes, this is uh. This story originated from Fox
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eleven in Los Angeles. Yes, of course it did. This story is
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far different. In Texas corses, the headline would be dudes try to hug
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somebody, end up dead. They did have the like in LA they also
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had this guy and they never found him. And I'm so glad, but
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he was. He would run into bars and cut off man buns and then
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take off running. And he was called the man bun bandit, and I
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was like that that could if you didn't know what a man bun was and
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you knew about West Hollywood, I'm like, that's a terrible that's a terrible
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nickname to have. Is the man unbanded or the best or the best?
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But when the man bun thing became like this guy was so incested by the
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fact that people were doing that that he would run into bars and he had
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a really really sharp knife and he would just walk up behind him, cut
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him off and then take off running out the door. And so sometimes there
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is you know, good and evil in the world. They're true, that
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is that is a very wise observation. Rush for every two hugging bandits you
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have one man, one band like that. That's what keeps this world balanced.
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Well, I think the other thing that's gonna keep this world balance is
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when the Hugging Bandits get to prison. They're gonna find out that street hugs
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are very different than prison hugs. Their most prize possessions are about to get
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stolen. They're jewels. Oh, it's gonna be a fun day when when
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they arrive. What do you say to somebody in jail what you went in
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for? Man hugging All, Ryan, Welcome, Welcome to I'm your new
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cell. Maate, my bitch, You're gonna be known as the mouth hug
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Bandit. Yeah. Next thing you know, the warden is selling raffle tickets
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to see who gets the new the new inmatesmates. You just got the visual.
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No, I'm just I'm just taking this all in basically much like they
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will be. And now in my mind they have man buns. Yeah,
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all. But is realized, I think I'm in the wrong bank. Hang
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on, I found gentlemen's worlds collided a couple of weekends ago when hundreds of
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gay men at the Crown Plaza downtown Dallas attending the Daddy Land Party crossed paths
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with the Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority National Convention on The two groups got evicted because
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one didn't like the attire of the other. Can you guess which one was
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wearing the the objectionable attire to get all of them kicked out of the hotel,
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Roger believe I saw your hand up. You have a guess. I'm
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gonna go with the the the the Sorority. Okay. I thought it wout
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to be a good like twist the story I knew, I knew where I
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wanted to go. I wanted to go with the Daddy Land attendees. The
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gay guys have the best conventions. I mean they have the Texas Bear round
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up and now daddy Land. I mean, yeah, yeah, daddy Land.
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That's that's great, that's right. I'm good for them. Hundreds of
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gay men attending the daddy Land circuit party in Dallas were evicted from the Crown
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Plaza downtown, the host hotel of which they were staying, leading to mass
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confusion and accusations of homophobia. The eviction was prompted by complaints by Alpha Kappa
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alf the sorority members who were also in town for their biennial national convention.
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The hotel owners said the women complained about the attire of some of the daddy
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Land attendees. Security officers and hotel management delivered the eviction notice around four o'clock
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on that Saturday. Occupants of eighty eight rooms were asked to leave, and
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that was according to the hotel. According to the hotel owner through a daddy
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Land representative, imagine having that on your business card, They said, the
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number was closer to three hundred individuals. The notice was blunt and to the
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point the owner of the hotel is requesting you leave immediately. You will get
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a refund. Police move out by six pm. All parties and events are
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canceled Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Wow, that's a lot of daddy happening.
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Uh what were they wearing? Do we know? Probably? Yeah,
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that's we need to know what were they wearing? I believe one answer.
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I believe one possible answer is each other. I don't think a lot of
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them were walking around like Ted Knight caddy Shack unless they were unless they were
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doing a cross cosplay between Ted Knight and Caddyshack and Donald Duck running around screaming
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all the board. So I'd like to take this opportunity of two very different
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groups of people, sorority girls and daddy Land partygoers, and do an impromptu
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version of our new game inside the Treehouse called Verses. Are you ready?
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Yep? Had things escalated at the Crown Plaza downtown Dallas between the gay men
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attending the daddy Land party and the Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority members at their national
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convention mm HM. Had things escalated m and they got into a physical deathmatch
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altercation in the lobby of the hotel. Better Yet, if it spills out
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into the pool, which group do you think comes out on top part of
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the punch? Oh? That's easy. Oh yeah, really, that's an
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easy one. Yeah, the AKA the Sisters are gonna go. Yeah,
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they're they're gonna they're they're gonna have much better nails, much stronger nails than
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the other than the Daddy Land goers. They're gonna. Yeah, there's gonna
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be a lot of there's gonna be a lot of wigs come off and guys
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get choked. H which could be on both parties. But so you're saying
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that it's that it's mainly because of which which sorority it is, not,
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not just any So I if this was the if it was the Tried Delt,
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no, I'll put my money on the guys. But yeah, the
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Black sorority. Now, if this was a try Delt, they'd be too
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scared to complain to get them thrown out. Actually, they'd probably be wearing
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a lot of the same things and sharing the same coke. But anyway,
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I'll look it for a daddy, we see maybe that there would be the
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conflict that would get them pitted against one another. There's only so many daddies
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to go around in that hotel. That is true, But they might have
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they might have just combined forces and turned into one giant group effort. The
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New Avengers movie is really going to be interesting. Okay, let's do it
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quick. Hypothetical on top of this hypothetical mm hmm. If you, Trey
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or you Raj were the daddy that walked into the Crown Plaza downtown Dallas,
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O kay mm hmm. Which group would you rather face off against in the
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death match? Would you yourself rather take on the hundreds of scantily clad gay
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men at the daddy Land party or the Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority sisters. I
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don't understand the question, like take on how a fight? It's it's a
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death match. That's what versus is. It's a death match. I'm now,
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I'm not asking you to to be the center of a gang bang.
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Yeah, because one will be that one will bang get a death and one
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I don't know. I think I would kill myself or take the third option
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to just is running away crying an option is that I think that was going
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to happen anyway? This daddy would want his mommy. Trey, are you
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going to pretty much sign off on the same answer? There Probably a good
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choice, although I would like to see the reaction if you walked into that
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hotel, wearing your shirt that said looking for Mommy. Thanks for hanging out
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with this inside the Treehouse today. Be sure to check out the next episode
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on Monday. Enjoy your Friday and the entire weekend from all of us inside
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the Treehouse to you. Have a great sea there