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- 0:00Speaker 1: Let's do the Mahler mumbo in our number four hour
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- 0:32Speaker 1: I know, it's amazing. So here in hour number four
- 0:35Speaker 1: is television's Greg Olson, Justified. in criticizing the Giants wide
- 0:41Speaker 1: receiver Malik Nabors' body language, or is he playing amateur psychologist?
- 0:46Speaker 1: Nabors did not appreciate the commentary of Fox's Greg Olson.
- 0:50Speaker 1: We'll talk about that. How concerned should the Patriots be
- 0:53Speaker 1: with Drake May's turnover issues resurfacing in an absolute blowout
- 0:59Speaker 1: loss against the football team, That represents the state of Wisconsin,
- 1:05Speaker 1: the Green Bay Packers. And what happened to the highest
- 1:08Speaker 1: paid defensive back in the NFL, Christian Gonzalez, who was
- 1:13Speaker 1: burnt toast on Sunday. We'll examine the carnage for Christian Gonzalez.
- 1:19Speaker 1: That and more right now. Settle in. Have a great
- 1:22Speaker 1: start to your week on this Monday. Don't forget Fifth
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- 3:42Speaker 1: our lead this hour, we have the beef of the day.
- 3:45Speaker 1: Where's the beef? Well, we have the beef of the
- 3:48Speaker 1: day in the NFL. It's in the post-mortem from the
- 3:52Speaker 1: game that was played in Philadelphia. The team from New Jersey,
- 3:56Speaker 1: the Giants, making the short trip down to take on
- 3:59Speaker 1: the team from Philadelphia. And that is some receiver drama-o-rama.
- 4:05Speaker 1: If you did not see this, perhaps not. Giants wide
- 4:07Speaker 1: receiver Malik Nabors snapping, blasting Fox commentator, the golden boy,
- 4:14Speaker 1: Greg Olson. Rumors that Greg Olson's in line to replace
- 4:17Speaker 1: Troy Aikman. On Monday Night Football, well, Greg Olson, part
- 4:22Speaker 1: of the No. 2 team on Fox, and Malik Nabors
- 4:26Speaker 1: not happy with Greg Olson after criticism of his poor
- 4:31Speaker 1: sideline demeanor, bad body language by Malik Nabors caught on camera,
- 4:37Speaker 1: candid camera, as the New York football team beat the
- 4:40Speaker 1: Philadelphia football team 19-11. Greg Olson... on TV questioning Malik Nabors'
- 4:48Speaker 1: mentality as a teammate after he had a conniption fit
- 4:53Speaker 1: and slammed his helmet down in frustration, and there was
- 4:57Speaker 1: a drop touchdown, and all that happened, and Nabors was
- 5:01Speaker 1: not a happy camper at all. Nabors' postgame did not
- 5:07Speaker 1: confront Greg Olson. He hid behind his phone. He went
- 5:12Speaker 1: on social media, on Instagram, Malik Nabors firing back, returning fire,
- 5:18Speaker 1: accusing the Fox broadcaster of manufacturing a negative narrative and
- 5:24Speaker 1: demanding the cameras stay away. Stay away, stay away, stay away.
- 5:30Speaker 1: He was very upset. Now, he insisted, Nabors, that his frustration...
- 5:36Speaker 1: reflected that the Giants were not being a good offensive
- 5:40Speaker 1: team and that that's why he acted like a child
- 5:44Speaker 1: and not because he's a child. Not selfishness, not because
- 5:49Speaker 1: he wasn't making plays, not because he didn't do enough.
- 5:52Speaker 1: He had five catches for 43 yards. You could get
- 5:56Speaker 1: a guy from the Winnipeg Blue Bombers to catch five
- 5:59Speaker 1: balls and have 43 yards. You don't need to get
- 6:03Speaker 1: a big-name star receiver to do that. So it was
- 6:06Speaker 1: a futile afternoon for Malik Neighbors, and then he goes
- 6:09Speaker 1: on Instagram and complains on his Instagram story about Greg
- 6:14Speaker 1: Olson and the Fox broadcast. So that is a good
- 6:18Speaker 1: jumping-off point. Let us discuss the question. Is Greg Olson,
- 6:23Speaker 1: television's Greg Olson, justified in criticizing Giants wide receiver Malik Neighbors'
- 6:30Speaker 1: bad body language, his bad body language, or.
- 6:36Speaker 1: Amateur psychologist you make the call so I've got manifesto
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- 6:52Speaker 1: a little gabagool we're going to have the baba ghanoush
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- 7:03Speaker 1: baba ghanoush and even some matzo ball soup We'll throw
- 7:06Speaker 1: that in as well. All right, so first of all,
- 7:09Speaker 1: after a minutes-long deliberation of the available information, Malik neighbors
- 7:15Speaker 1: upset with Greg Olson because Greg Olson became the Dr.
- 7:21Speaker 1: Phil of NFL commentators. And guess what? This just in.
- 7:27Speaker 1: to the Fox Sports Radio studios, it is literally and
- 7:31Speaker 1: figuratively the job of Greg Olson.
- 7:36Speaker 4: What?
- 7:37Speaker 1: Yes, he is paid to give commentary on what's happening.
- 7:43Speaker 1: That's it. It's a big TV show. It's a reality
- 7:45Speaker 1: TV show. And if you're going to throw your helmet
- 7:48Speaker 1: and act like a child, the cameras are going to
- 7:52Speaker 1: be attracted. That makes what's called good television. When a
- 7:56Speaker 1: player snaps, it's good TV. This just in. No one
- 8:01Speaker 1: ever said that before. My God. All right, so Greg
- 8:07Speaker 1: Olson's given company. The Giants won the game. And here
- 8:11Speaker 1: is Malik Nabors, who is lost. In terms of the
- 8:17Speaker 1: facial expressions and the body language, he definitely lost on
- 8:21Speaker 1: that one. And by the way, the great thing about
- 8:24Speaker 1: this is Malik Nabors proved Greg Olson correct after the game.
- 8:29Speaker 1: His little post on Instagram was confirmation.
- 8:35Speaker 5: It was.
- 8:36Speaker 1: He proved Greg Olson's point by continuing the meltdown on
- 8:40Speaker 1: Instagram after the game. Nothing says I'm a distraction quite
- 8:46Speaker 1: like a post-game Instagram manifesto. But there it was. Right
- 8:52Speaker 1: out of central casting, Malik Neighbors, your standard high-maintenance Diva
- 8:58Speaker 1: wide receiver. Bad body language. The BBL. Not that kind
- 9:03Speaker 1: of BBL. Bad body language. Malik Nabors wants all the benefits.
- 9:08Speaker 1: If you look at this from the outside, there's only
- 9:11Speaker 1: one conclusion here. Malik Nabors wants all of the benefits
- 9:15Speaker 1: of being a headline star player in the NFL without
- 9:20Speaker 1: the inconvenience of actually being scrutinized like a star player
- 9:25Speaker 1: in the NFL. So he wants the best of both worlds.
- 9:30Speaker 1: Don't show me on camera.
- 9:32Speaker 4: Okay.
- 9:33Speaker 1: We won't show you on camera. How about that? We
- 9:36Speaker 1: won't show you. In fact, you won't even be in
- 9:38Speaker 1: the NFL in a couple years. That's it. But unfortunately,
- 9:41Speaker 1: the entertainment world of pro football, it's the entertainment business
- 9:46Speaker 1: with shoulder pads and jock straps and face masks and
- 9:48Speaker 1: all that stuff. So you don't get to be the
- 9:51Speaker 1: star of the movie and then complain when the director
- 9:55Speaker 1: yells action. It's not how that works. You've got to
- 9:58Speaker 1: deal with it, and that's just the way it is.
- 9:59Speaker 4: All right.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Now secondly, to the monstrosity that was the game, America's
- 10:05Speaker 1: Game of the Week. I did like 75 commercials last
- 10:08Speaker 1: week for America's Game of the Week. What was that crap?
- 10:11Speaker 1: My God, we go to New England where the Patriots
- 10:14Speaker 1: curb stomped By the Green Bay Packers. The Packers absolutely destroyed,
- 10:21Speaker 1: vaporized the Patriots. 45-27 Green Bay into the win column.
- 10:27Speaker 1: It was Rob Gronkowski, Patriots Hall of Fame weekend. Jordan Love,
- 10:33Speaker 1: feeling the love. 372 yards passing. Not one, not two,
- 10:36Speaker 1: but three touchdown passes. As Green Bay gets the route
- 10:41Speaker 1: or root, depending on where you grew up, And the
- 10:45Speaker 1: story here for the Patriots is the play of Drake May. Mayday! Mayday!
- 10:50Speaker 2: Mayday!
- 10:52Speaker 1: So if you thought Drake May had solved his issues
- 10:55Speaker 1: with turnovers, he did have three touchdowns and 299 yards passing. Also,
- 11:02Speaker 1: three interceptions. Who goofed? I've got to know. So that's
- 11:07Speaker 1: the story. It's a good jumping-off point. Let us discuss
- 11:10Speaker 1: the question. How concerned... Should Mike Vrabel's Patriots be with
- 11:16Speaker 1: Drake May's turnover issue resurfacing yet again? Thought they had
- 11:22Speaker 1: solved it? They didn't solve it. So on the Maller
- 11:26Speaker 1: scale of concern, 1-10, with 10 being panic at the disco,
- 11:33Speaker 1: we are at a 7.5. 7.5 on the Maller scale
- 11:38Speaker 1: of concern. This isn't a minor software hiccup. It's not.
- 11:46Speaker 1: The Patriots have a franchise quarterback who appears to be
- 11:49Speaker 1: operating with a franchise quarterback defect. A factory defect for
- 11:56Speaker 1: Drake May. And once it starts, it's very hard to stop.
- 12:00Speaker 1: Drake May has developed a highly contagious case of interception-itis.
- 12:07Speaker 1: And the solution... There is no solution because apparently there
- 12:12Speaker 1: is no vaccine available for Drake May, at least not
- 12:18Speaker 1: in Foxborough. They haven't been able to find it. Eleven interceptions.
- 12:23Speaker 1: They're piling up, 11 interceptions piling up like a snowbank
- 12:28Speaker 1: in February. He's giving away footballs like they're canned goods
- 12:34Speaker 1: at Thanksgiving. You know how these athletes do those photo
- 12:36Speaker 1: ops where they invite the local TV stations out because
- 12:39Speaker 1: they're giving cans of soup out to people that need soup,
- 12:42Speaker 1: and then as soon as the cameras leave, they leave? Yes,
- 12:45Speaker 1: that kind of thing. Drake Mays handing out soup. You
- 12:47Speaker 1: get a can of soup, you get a can of soup,
- 12:49Speaker 1: you get a can of soup. Everybody gets a can
- 12:51Speaker 1: of soup. Why not? 11 interceptions. We're at the midway point.
- 12:56Speaker 1: And Drake May out there visiting the military recruiters. And
- 13:00Speaker 1: he has joined the Army. Not the United States Army. No, no, no. Unfortunately,
- 13:05Speaker 1: he has joined the Salvation Army. It's not going well.
- 13:10Speaker 1: Not going well. Well, we have Drake May. Here is
- 13:12Speaker 1: Drake May postgame. And he was asked about all the
- 13:16Speaker 1: stupid plays that he made. All those interceptions.
- 13:20Speaker 3: Yeah, just throwing the football in spots that I don't
- 13:22Speaker 3: think I should have thrown it. The first one, I
- 13:26Speaker 3: think I just got to see the guys deep, see
- 13:30Speaker 3: the safety positions. The second one happens, we got to
- 13:33Speaker 3: maybe throw it a little farther. And the third one,
- 13:35Speaker 3: like I said, they're jumping across routes, so I got
- 13:38Speaker 3: to see in front.
- 13:40Speaker 1: Okay, so again, we had Jerry from Rhode Island. She
- 13:43Speaker 1: was complaining earlier about Drake May says pretty much the
- 13:45Speaker 1: same thing. He said, oh yeah, it's my mistake and
- 13:48Speaker 1: here's what I did wrong. Although he doesn't seem to
- 13:51Speaker 1: fix it. A couple games where Drake May doesn't turn
- 13:54Speaker 1: the ball over and that's fine. But you talk about
- 13:57Speaker 1: just handing the game to the Green Bay Packers. The
- 14:00Speaker 1: Green Bay played very well in this game, so good
- 14:03Speaker 1: for them and that's great and all that. The first
- 14:06Speaker 1: four possessions... of the New England Patriots in this game.
- 14:10Speaker 1: America's Game of the Week. Drake Mays started out. The
- 14:12Speaker 1: Patriots got the ball first. Two plays, one yard interception.
- 14:18Speaker 4: All right.
- 14:19Speaker 1: So the Packers went down. They scored a touchdown. Next play,
- 14:24Speaker 1: next possession for the Patriots. They went three plays and
- 14:26Speaker 1: a punt. The Packers came back, got a touchdown. Patriots
- 14:32Speaker 1: get the ball back. They went eight plays. Another punt.
- 14:34Speaker 5: Another punt.
- 14:35Speaker 1: And the Packers get a field goal. Fourth possession, two plays,
- 14:40Speaker 1: and an interception. Now, I didn't play in the NFL,
- 14:43Speaker 1: but there she blows! Garbage. Garbage by the Patriots' offense
- 14:48Speaker 1: in this game. Terrible. Unacceptable. Mentioned Drake May. Very generous.
- 14:53Speaker 1: Salvation Army guy.
- 14:54Speaker 6: And this is one of the great giveaway programs that
- 14:59Speaker 6: we have seen since the invention of the government cheese
- 15:02Speaker 6: warehouse somewhere in Arkansas or God knows where.
- 15:07Speaker 1: My God. I'm pretty sure, I don't know 100%, but
- 15:10Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that every Pop Warner football coach, every
- 15:16Speaker 1: kid that has ever played football gets told this, but
- 15:19Speaker 1: every Pop Warner coach preaches ball security. Ball security. The
- 15:24Speaker 1: NFL does not award partial credit. They do not. I looked.
- 15:29Speaker 1: I went through the bylaws. They do not award partial
- 15:31Speaker 1: credit for understanding what you did wrong after the game.
- 15:36Speaker 1: You don't get credit for that. In fact, it actually
- 15:39Speaker 1: upsets people a lot. All right, final thought. Well, let's
- 15:43Speaker 1: address the other issue here involving the defense of the
- 15:49Speaker 1: New England Patriots. So Drake May was giving the ball away,
- 15:51Speaker 1: a lot of mistakes, just incompetence at quarterback. But the Patriots' defense,
- 15:58Speaker 1: they were turned into chicken. What kind of chicken? Popcorn chicken.
- 16:02Speaker 1: Popcorn chicken. As the Green Bay Packers put up 478
- 16:10Speaker 1: yards of offense. 478 yards of offense. Jordan Love, who
- 16:15Speaker 1: had been spotty earlier this year, now there's a big campaign.
- 16:18Speaker 1: He's the MVP now. Well, Jordan Love attempted 29 passes.
- 16:23Speaker 1: Only six of them were incomplete. He completed 23 of
- 16:26Speaker 1: 29 passes. Almost 80% of his passes were completed. A
- 16:33Speaker 1: lot of that against the New England secondary, as Jordan
- 16:37Speaker 1: Love had a day to remember for the Green Bay Packers.
- 16:40Speaker 1: He was being serenaded thousands of miles away from Wisconsin.
- 16:45Speaker 1: He was being serenaded with MVP chants by all the
- 16:48Speaker 1: Packer owners that were there. A lot of Green Bay
- 16:51Speaker 1: Packers owners travel to that game. But much of the
- 16:54Speaker 1: focus on the New England defense, in particular, one player
- 16:59Speaker 1: being paid more than every other player at his position.
- 17:02Speaker 1: Here's the question. What the hell happened to New England
- 17:07Speaker 1: Patriots defensive back Christian Gonzalez on Sunday, Sunday, Sunday? So
- 17:14Speaker 1: this was a humiliation situation. You talk about the walk
- 17:18Speaker 1: of shame. This was more than just a little bit alarming.
- 17:21Speaker 1: Christian Gonzalez got absolutely manhandled the NFL's highest paid defensive back.
- 17:28Speaker 1: Here's another guy that bitched and complained about his schedule.
- 17:32Speaker 1: We talked earlier, you can go back and hear the podcast,
- 17:34Speaker 1: but Baker Mayfield raised holy hell. about his contract and
- 17:39Speaker 1: had a hissy fit. So Tampa Bay caved in and
- 17:41Speaker 1: gave Baker Mayfield the contract. So last week, Baker did
- 17:45Speaker 1: not complete a pass. Granted, it was raining. This week,
- 17:49Speaker 1: the Chicago Bears turned the ball over five times, gave
- 17:53Speaker 1: the game to Tampa Bay, and Baker Mayfield says, I
- 17:56Speaker 1: don't want it. I'm going to give it back after
- 17:59Speaker 1: he got paid. Now, here you've got Christian Gonzalez, the
- 18:02Speaker 1: highest paid defensive back in the National Football League, who
- 18:08Speaker 1: If you watch the Patriots, guys like that generally don't
- 18:11Speaker 1: get thrown the ball very often because teams are afraid
- 18:13Speaker 1: of them. There's the Joe Rogan fear factor where you're
- 18:16Speaker 1: afraid of guys like that. The Packers said, we have
- 18:20Speaker 1: no fear. We are going to embrace Christian Gonzalez. We're
- 18:26Speaker 1: going to make him famous. And he's already rich. We're
- 18:29Speaker 1: going to make him famous. So his primary assignment was
- 18:32Speaker 1: Matthew Golden, the guy with Butterfingers, Hands of Stone, Matthew Golden.
- 18:37Speaker 1: Matthew Golden had 150 receiving yards in the first half
- 18:42Speaker 1: of the game. In the first half of the game. Hello?
- 18:46Speaker 5: Hello?
- 18:48Speaker 1: In fact, that is the most, the stat gone viral here,
- 18:51Speaker 1: the most we are told in the first half by
- 18:54Speaker 1: any player against the Patriots since at least 1978. That
- 19:01Speaker 1: was before the internet. That was before computers. Computers really
- 19:06Speaker 1: became a thing in the 80s. And didn't really become
- 19:08Speaker 1: a thing until after that, but you get the point.
- 19:11Speaker 1: So Christian Gonzalez looked like he had been listening to
- 19:13Speaker 1: Toby Keith's Wacky Tabacky on repeat for hours and hours
- 19:20Speaker 1: prior to the kickoff of the game. Gonzalez looking like
- 19:24Speaker 1: he had booked a seven-day Princess Cruise. Unfortunately, the Green
- 19:29Speaker 1: Bay Packers rudely scheduled a football game during his vacation,
- 19:34Speaker 1: and so much for the escape completely slogan, although he
- 19:37Speaker 1: did want to escape. Christian Gonzalez, that was ridiculous. My God.
- 19:44Speaker 1: And the past coverage, he escaped from any kind of
- 19:47Speaker 1: past coverage. And it was like he was on a
- 19:49Speaker 1: cruise ship. ship, Gonzalez, sipping a pina colada while Matthew
- 19:55Speaker 1: Golden zoomed past him. Golden was targeted 10 times. The stats,
- 20:01Speaker 1: I saw 10 targets, 10 catches, 164 yards, and a touchdown.
- 20:06Speaker 1: The only thing missing... was Christian Gonzalez wearing a captain's
- 20:12Speaker 1: hat on the boat and announcing, Welcome aboard the SS
- 20:16Speaker 1: Burnt Toast. I'm your captain speaking. Yeah, that was a
- 20:21Speaker 1: lot of fun. Feel-good win for the Green Bay Packers.
- 20:24Speaker 1: They add another victory, and you're like, all right, what's
- 20:28Speaker 1: going to happen now? The Green Bay Packers, they're back
- 20:32Speaker 1: on track now. It did not look that great a
- 20:35Speaker 1: couple weeks ago. All of a sudden... You're like, things
- 20:38Speaker 1: are going pretty well. They lost to the Detroit Lions.
- 20:41Speaker 1: There was a controversial call at the end of that game.
- 20:42Speaker 1: But the Packers have now won five of their last
- 20:46Speaker 1: six games. They have not lost back-to-back games this year.
- 20:50Speaker 1: They have won back-to-back multiple times. And they set themselves
- 20:55Speaker 1: up this Sunday at Lambeau Field. The Vikings and the Packers.
- 21:02Speaker 1: Tickets are not available in that blood rivalry game between
- 21:06Speaker 1: Minnesota and and Green Bay. And then after that, they
- 21:09Speaker 1: got the bye week, the Packers. Then they play the
- 21:11Speaker 1: Rams in L.A. That'll be Thanksgiving week. And on and
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- 23:54Speaker 1: If you want to be part of this show, 877-99-ON-FOX
- 23:58Speaker 1: is the call-in number. 877-996-6369. Also on X, at Ben Maller.
- 24:06Speaker 1: That's at Ben Maller. You can say hello to Marky Mark,
- 24:09Speaker 1: who's in here. Mark is hitting all the buttons, and
- 24:13Speaker 1: he's proud of Chicago. We had to have him in.
- 24:15Speaker 1: The Bears... Played last night, almost lost, but they end
- 24:19Speaker 1: up pulling it out at the end of the game.
- 24:20Speaker 1: Mark's here. Mark with the C, Ramsey, 64950. And Koopaloop
- 24:28Speaker 1: at a Bronco fan. That's a Bronco fan. Your comments
- 24:32Speaker 1: can and will be used against you in the court
- 24:36Speaker 1: of sports radio, so please act. Accordingly, and right to
- 24:41Speaker 1: the phones we go. Let's say hello. Here's a blast
- 24:44Speaker 1: from the past. He was a star caller at one point.
- 24:47Speaker 1: He gave up the paparazzo lifestyle of being a celebrity caller. Andy,
- 24:53Speaker 1: the comic book guy, is part of Bill's Mafia. He
- 24:57Speaker 1: also sounds like he's driving. Hello, Andy, the comic book guy.
- 25:00Speaker 4: Welcome.
- 25:02Speaker 5: Does it really sound like I'm driving?
- 25:04Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
- 25:04Speaker 5: I am driving.
- 25:05Speaker 1: Yes, I figured you were driving. Well, I hear the
- 25:07Speaker 1: ambient noise. Yeah, it's fine. What's going on? You haven't
- 25:10Speaker 1: called in a while. What's going on with you?
- 25:12Speaker 8: I know.
- 25:13Speaker 1: I know.
- 25:14Speaker 5: I was up super late tonight. I do work the
- 25:16Speaker 5: day shift now, which is depressing. But this is by
- 25:20Speaker 5: far the shortest I've ever been on hold. I'm not kidding.
- 25:23Speaker 1: I can put you back on hold if you want. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- 25:29Speaker 1: If you would like to go back on hold.
- 25:31Speaker 2: No, no.
- 25:32Speaker 1: You do not want to go back on hold? Yeah, no, small.
- 25:37Speaker 5: Victories because we've got to have a lot of little
- 25:39Speaker 5: small victories while we pave the road to the great victories.
- 25:44Speaker 5: As this year, Josh Allen in his Peyton Manning year,
- 25:49Speaker 5: you heard it here first at 2.33 a.m.
- 25:51Speaker 4: Pacific. Pacific.
- 25:55Speaker 5: The Bills are winning the Super Bowl this year.
- 25:57Speaker 1: All right, Andy. God love you, Andy. You say that
- 26:00Speaker 1: every year. Andy, you say that every year. Every year
- 26:03Speaker 1: you say that. Every year you say that.
- 26:06Speaker 5: Yeah, and I was super close every year for the
- 26:09Speaker 5: last six years.
- 26:13Speaker 1: You're really just calling, this is schadenfreude. You're just, as
- 26:16Speaker 1: a Bills fan, taking joy out of the misery of
- 26:19Speaker 1: the Patriots that their quarterbacks turned into a dud this year.
- 26:22Speaker 1: And so you're just celebrating.
- 26:25Speaker 5: I take extreme joy out of that, even though we
- 26:27Speaker 5: lost to them, which blows my mind, but that's a
- 26:29Speaker 5: Buffalo thing to do. Division rival, division rival. Drake, the
- 26:33Speaker 5: schedule may is fool's gold.
- 26:37Speaker 1: As we all know. Now, what is your level of concern, Andy,
- 26:40Speaker 1: the Bills propagandists, as the Bills take on the Minnesota
- 26:45Speaker 1: Vikings tonight in the game of the week?
- 26:49Speaker 5: My level of concern is... Well, let me preface it
- 26:52Speaker 5: with this. I would love this Super Bowl because the
- 26:56Speaker 5: loser is going to be the biggest loser of all time,
- 26:59Speaker 5: and the winner just gets the monkey off their back.
- 27:02Speaker 5: But that said, my level of concern is low. The
- 27:06Speaker 5: Bills do play down to their opponents.
- 27:08Speaker 8: That is true. They do.
- 27:10Speaker 1: That's true.
- 27:11Speaker 5: But I do think the Bills are going to light
- 27:13Speaker 5: up the Vikings' defense tomorrow night, or tonight.
- 27:16Speaker 4: I guess.
- 27:16Speaker 1: Maybe tonight, actually.
- 27:17Speaker 5: It would be. I'm on the Eddie School of Thought.
- 27:20Speaker 5: We haven't slept yet, so it's still Sunday. It's not
- 27:23Speaker 5: Monday yet.
- 27:24Speaker 4: Okay.
- 27:25Speaker 1: I mean, if that works for you.
- 27:27Speaker 4: All right.
- 27:27Speaker 1: I guess you'll check in. If the Bills win, you'll
- 27:29Speaker 1: probably call again. If they lose, we'll talk to you
- 27:31Speaker 1: in a couple months, I guess.
- 27:33Speaker 4: I might.
- 27:34Speaker 5: I might be asleep. But also, the Sabres are going
- 27:37Speaker 5: to make it to the conference final this year.
- 27:40Speaker 1: What about the Buffalo Bison? Are they going to win
- 27:42Speaker 1: the International League next year?
- 27:44Speaker 5: No, they've been terrible in AAA lately. Now that said,
- 27:47Speaker 5: I'm glad you brought up baseball because real quick, I
- 27:49Speaker 5: did want to say, you heard it, I do believe
- 27:53Speaker 5: that in two to three years we are going to
- 27:55Speaker 5: learn that in some way the Milwaukee Brewers were cheating
- 27:58Speaker 5: this entire postseason just by doing a thing that wasn't
- 28:03Speaker 5: called cheating yet.
- 28:04Speaker 1: But we're going to find out. All right. Let me know.
- 28:06Speaker 1: I hope you got the skinny. They lit up every
- 28:10Speaker 1: single picture.
- 28:11Speaker 4: They did.
- 28:11Speaker 5: They were not afraid of anybody. It makes no sense.
- 28:14Speaker 1: They were doing something that wasn't illegal. We're going to.
- 28:17Speaker 4: Find out later.
- 28:18Speaker 1: Andy, will you call when the Bills lose to the
- 28:20Speaker 1: Broncos again in the playoffs?
- 28:23Speaker 5: You know, I almost did call to congratulate you on that,
- 28:27Speaker 5: but I was also asleep.
- 28:29Speaker 1: Okay.
- 28:29Speaker 4: All right.
- 28:30Speaker 1: All right, well, we love you. I'm going to hang
- 28:32Speaker 1: up on you, but it's not you, it's you. But
- 28:34Speaker 1: thank you. All right, go away. All right, please. Jed
- 28:37Speaker 1: Who Fled from the Redneck Riviera is up next. Hello,
- 28:41Speaker 1: Jed Who Fled.
- 28:43Speaker 8: My dog hadn't had a haircut since before my mother
- 28:46Speaker 8: passed in 2025, and I'm on the front porch here
- 28:49Speaker 8: with it. So the background slash ambient noise to my
- 28:52Speaker 8: phone call might be him frantically licking himself satisfactorily for
- 28:56Speaker 8: the first time in ages. So I'm sorry about that.
- 28:58Speaker 8: That's almost as interesting as the car driving. A $ 48
- 29:03Speaker 8: to $ 51 buyout for Norville, okay? We're going to have
- 29:07Speaker 8: to violate a version of the Bobby Petrino rule. We're
- 29:11Speaker 8: going to have to– Jimbo Fisher got paid to not
- 29:14Speaker 8: coach at Florida State. And then Texas A & M,
- 29:17Speaker 8: he's got so much money as coffers, we're going to
- 29:19Speaker 8: have to rehire him, I've realized, as our head coach,
- 29:22Speaker 8: because the NIL, it takes a substantial amount of money
- 29:25Speaker 8: to restock your rosters like some sort of fish pond
- 29:28Speaker 8: every year, and we're going to be broke to pay Norville,
- 29:31Speaker 8: so we've got to bring him back in. Here's a
- 29:33Speaker 8: guy who.
- 29:34Speaker 1: For those who don't know, Jed's a big Florida State
- 29:37Speaker 1: Seminoles fan. That's what he's yapping about.
- 29:39Speaker 8: How stupid are you? you calling your fans that you
- 29:41Speaker 8: have to explain that after I go on?
- 29:42Speaker 1: Have you heard some of the people here that have
- 29:45Speaker 1: called the show? Have you heard some of the people?
- 29:47Speaker 3: I'm just kidding.
- 29:48Speaker 8: I'm just kidding. But listen, here's the real thing.
- 29:51Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh, man. My notes.
- 29:53Speaker 8: Dude, I'm just kidding about notes. Hey, here's the thing.
- 29:55Speaker 8: Speak about chiefs, dude. The Kansas City chief.
- 29:57Speaker 5: Yes.
- 29:57Speaker 8: I'll tell you something about a chief. Chief Osceola's not
- 29:59Speaker 8: happy with these Kansas City thieves and.
- 30:01Speaker 4: Cowards, dude.
- 30:02Speaker 8: They steal the war champ, but they won't honor a
- 30:05Speaker 8: real chief with this Wile E. Coyote-looking Wild Wolf mascot
- 30:09Speaker 8: unless that's a skinwalker.
- 30:10Speaker 1: Don't be taking shots at Casey. Dude, I will not
- 30:12Speaker 1: allow you to attack Casey Wolf, one of the great
- 30:16Speaker 1: fat mascots we have in America. Do not be trashing
- 30:19Speaker 1: Casey Wolf.
- 30:22Speaker 8: Casey, Wolf, and there was a Casey in a band, dude.
- 30:27Speaker 1: Casey in the Sunshine Band. It's an old man.
- 30:30Speaker 4: Well, you're on drugs, too.
- 30:31Speaker 8: I was going to say, I just fired off a
- 30:33Speaker 8: random Casey reference, and you just finished it for me.
- 30:35Speaker 1: Hey, speaking of Kansas City, wait a minute here. Hold
- 30:37Speaker 1: on a second. Did you see the game yesterday?
- 30:40Speaker 8: Are you guys Jay Leno and... Jamie Duff, Jay Leno,
- 30:43Speaker 8: and Paul, whatever his name was. Did you see that?
- 30:48Speaker 4: Did you see that?
- 30:49Speaker 1: What are you yapping about? I don't even know what
- 30:51Speaker 1: you're yapping about. I'm yapping about this. Now, Travis Kelsey
- 30:54Speaker 1: and Taylor Swift spotted leaving Arrowhead Stadium in a vintage Cadillac.
- 31:01Speaker 1: It looked like my Grandpa Jack's car when I was
- 31:03Speaker 1: a kid. Like an old school Cadillac.
- 31:07Speaker 8: Are you in your closet, dude? That's the gayest stuff
- 31:08Speaker 8: I've ever heard, dude.
- 31:09Speaker 1: Yes, I am. I'm right there. It's better than the
- 31:12Speaker 1: jail cell you were in a few months ago, but
- 31:14Speaker 1: it's close. It's very similar. Thank you. Let's say hello
- 31:19Speaker 1: to Mark on the north end.
- 31:21Speaker 4: Hello, Mark. Welcome.
- 31:23Speaker 5: Good morning, Ben.
- 31:24Speaker 4: So, if good old Jim Ross from the WWE was
- 31:28Speaker 4: calling yesterday's Patriots game, he'd be saying, Christian Watson is
- 31:33Speaker 4: beating Christian Gonzalez like a rated B hole.
- 31:37Speaker 1: It was bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
- 31:39Speaker 4: Oh, my God. But Ben, Ben, not only was he bad,
- 31:42Speaker 4: Drake May was bad. The whole team was bad. I
- 31:45Speaker 4: think Weed Man made a trip to Fox Bowl yesterday
- 31:49Speaker 4: and went into the locker room and passed a bong
- 31:51Speaker 4: around because they all looked high yesterday.
- 31:54Speaker 1: Somebody did. I don't know about that. They might have
- 31:56Speaker 1: just spiked the Gatorade or something. They put loofies in
- 31:59Speaker 1: the Gatorade or something like that.
- 32:01Speaker 4: My goodness.
- 32:03Speaker 8: I had to change it.
- 32:04Speaker 4: I couldn't watch it anymore.
- 32:05Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm bummed out. It was always like the late game.
- 32:08Speaker 1: That game finishes after every other game. The game was over, though.
- 32:11Speaker 1: Like halftime, the game was over. There's no reason to
- 32:13Speaker 1: watch it.
- 32:15Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know what's going on.
- 32:17Speaker 1: You need to get some kind of intervention. There's something
- 32:20Speaker 1: going on. I blame his wife's cookies. I blame his
- 32:24Speaker 1: wife's cookies.
- 32:25Speaker 4: Can I be honest with you, Ben?
- 32:27Speaker 2: What?
- 32:27Speaker 4: I don't think Vrabel had this team prepared properly for
- 32:32Speaker 4: this game. That's just my opinion.
- 32:34Speaker 1: Well, if he did have them prepared properly and that's
- 32:36Speaker 1: the way they played, then there's something else going on.
- 32:39Speaker 1: But that was one of the biggest no-shows you're going
- 32:42Speaker 1: to see. In a big game, supposedly even teams, Patriots
- 32:48Speaker 1: and Packers, there wasn't a lot separating these teams. And
- 32:50Speaker 1: you figured, all right, this is what we got.
- 32:52Speaker 4: But on the flip side, Ben.
- 32:56Speaker 4: Jordan Love is ripping it up. I mean, Christian Watson, Golden,
- 33:01Speaker 4: they are tearing up the field, man.
- 33:03Speaker 1: Well, don't get too excited. The Patriots did not provide
- 33:06Speaker 1: much resistance. But they've been.
- 33:09Speaker 4: They've been. Aren't they down as the best duo in
- 33:14Speaker 4: the league right now, Watson and Golden?
- 33:16Speaker 1: I mean, there was a lot of it. The numbers
- 33:18Speaker 1: have been good. But listen, this is the same Packers
- 33:21Speaker 1: team that barely beat the Jets. earlier this year, that
- 33:25Speaker 1: lost to the Falcons, got blown out at Lambeau to
- 33:29Speaker 1: the Falcons.
- 33:32Speaker 4: In last night's game, how bad does a team have
- 33:35Speaker 4: to be when you pick off the opposing quarterback four
- 33:38Speaker 4: times and still lose the game?
- 33:41Speaker 1: Well, that would be your Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
- 33:43Speaker 4: Yes, it would.
- 33:44Speaker 1: That was awful. And Baker Mayfield, as I mentioned in
- 33:49Speaker 1: the monologue, Baker Mayfield wanted a new contract. Of course
- 33:52Speaker 1: he did. He complained. They gave him a new contract.
- 33:56Speaker 1: Two weeks in a row, he's been pretty much nothing.
- 33:58Speaker 1: But your guy, Christian Gonzalez, he also complained about a contract.
- 34:01Speaker 1: He got paid. He's the NFL's highest-paid defensive back. And
- 34:05Speaker 1: he got absolutely toasted.
- 34:06Speaker 4: Let's make Lonzo the highest-paid quarterback in the league. Yeah.
- 34:10Speaker 6: Idiots.
- 34:11Speaker 1: That worked out well for that day. Who knows? It's
- 34:13Speaker 1: one game, but my God, that's a bad... NFL games
- 34:15Speaker 1: are like 10 games, right? One NFL loss is like
- 34:18Speaker 1: 10 losses, so it's a much bigger deal.
- 34:21Speaker 4: Hey, Ben, can you put me on hold for the feud?
- 34:24Speaker 4: All right.
- 34:24Speaker 1: I mean, there's other people. I'll put you on hold.
- 34:26Speaker 1: These people hang up. We'll let you play.
- 34:28Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 34:28Speaker 1: What do you want me to do? Let's go to
- 34:29Speaker 1: Marcel in Brooklyn. Hello, Marcel. Welcome.
- 34:33Speaker 2: Yes.
- 34:34Speaker 8: Good morning, Ben, Mark, and even Goop-D-Loop.
- 34:37Speaker 4: I have the player.
- 34:39Speaker 1: By the way, Jody the Realtor writes and says, what
- 34:42Speaker 1: happened to Dick in Dayton? Yeah, well, I met Dick
- 34:47Speaker 1: in Dayton. And that sounds bad, but he's a caller.
- 34:50Speaker 1: And I met him there in Dayton. And ever since then,
- 34:54Speaker 1: he's cut down on his calls. Maybe I did not
- 34:57Speaker 1: give him the impression that I wanted him to call more.
- 35:00Speaker 1: But he's retired. Oh, wow. When are you going to retire, Marcel?
- 35:04Speaker 1: When are you going to retire, Marcel in Brooklyn? When
- 35:06Speaker 1: are you going to retire?
- 35:08Speaker 4: I'm still a podcasting. I have some going on with
- 35:11Speaker 4: my family to celebrate the holidays, but Thanksgiving is.
- 35:14Speaker 1: Not going far. Oh, you and Uncle Dynamite are going
- 35:16Speaker 1: to be hanging out for Thanksgiving?
- 35:18Speaker 4: Oh, I don't.
- 35:20Speaker 3: Think so, but don't please beware, people.
- 35:22Speaker 2: If I call them or if you guys call them,
- 35:25Speaker 2: they'll make me grounded.
- 35:28Speaker 1: Oh, that's right. Remember that one time you gave me
- 35:31Speaker 1: your number and then I called you, but it was
- 35:35Speaker 1: Uncle Dynamite. Yeah.
- 35:38Speaker 8: I'm in shock.
- 35:39Speaker 1: You clearly have a phone number because you call the show,
- 35:42Speaker 1: so you must have a phone.
- 35:44Speaker 7: I just called you with Coop-de-Loop for requesting instead.
- 35:48Speaker 1: Well, Coop will check the caller ID, and then we'll
- 35:50Speaker 1: have your number.
- 35:51Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, right. If you guys do that, you make
- 35:55Speaker 4: me grounded.
- 35:56Speaker 1: Anyway, people... Marcel, aren't you in your 30s? I'm 33.
- 36:01Speaker 4: Okay.
- 36:02Speaker 1: I got you. All right. It's good to know that
- 36:04Speaker 1: you can still be grounded in your 30s. Oh, no, no, no.
- 36:07Speaker 1: All right. You want to take a call here quickly?
- 36:11Speaker 8: No calls for me.
- 36:14Speaker 4: No calls for me.
- 36:14Speaker 7: I have the full picks and a player of the
- 36:16Speaker 7: morning is coming your way, but I don't have much time.
- 36:19Speaker 4: So go right ahead.
- 36:20Speaker 1: All right. Look at him. He knows the clock better
- 36:22Speaker 1: than I do. This is crazy. This is unbelievable. Yes,
- 36:25Speaker 1: it is. You're a professional broadcaster.
- 36:27Speaker 5: Yes.
- 36:27Speaker 4: Oh, thank you.
- 36:28Speaker 1: I think you had pizza. Pizza. It is a mixed match.
- 36:33Speaker 1: All right. Caller, what do you think Marcel had, Caller?
- 36:37Speaker 4: Yeah, Caller. Hello? You need an intervention. You had a
- 36:41Speaker 4: cheese stick in the Boys and Girls Club.
- 36:43Speaker 2: Oh, ladies and gentlemen, it's Mike the Idiot, Caller, one
- 36:48Speaker 2: of the most enemy callers of all time.
- 36:51Speaker 1: I thought he was LoserCon.
- 36:52Speaker 4: Yes, it is.
- 36:53Speaker 1: The LoserCon it is. He is a total enemy of mine.
- 36:56Speaker 1: Go ahead there, Mark. We're up against the clock, please. Yeah,
- 37:00Speaker 1: pork chops and applesauce.
- 37:02Speaker 4: Not a mixed match.
- 37:03Speaker 1: Pork chops and applesauce. I think, Marcel, I think you
- 37:07Speaker 1: had Hawaiian barbecue. Hawaiian barbecue?
- 37:12Speaker 4: Not a mixed match it is.
- 37:13Speaker 2: And Ben, put a smile on your face for some
- 37:16Speaker 2: food pic.
- 37:17Speaker 4: And the team of the morning also representing the player.
- 37:20Speaker 1: So trombone, please, if you will. Chop, chop. Here we go.
- 37:27Speaker 2: Pizza and Jeffrey Simmons from the Bill's Lobsoy. He is
- 37:31Speaker 2: definitely the first sack at the Chicago Bear.
- 37:34Speaker 4: All right.
- 37:35Speaker 1: Thank you. We have the Mather Militia feud. We'll get
- 37:40Speaker 1: to that. We'll do it next. The Ben Maller Show
- 37:47Speaker 1: on Fox Sports Radio as we continue on. And the
- 37:51Speaker 1: Maller-Milster feud right around the corner.
- 37:53Speaker 2: Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in
- 37:56Speaker 2: the nation. Catch all of our shows at foxsportsradio.com. And
- 38:01Speaker 2: within the iHeartRadio app, search FSR to listen live.
- 38:05Speaker 1: Corner, don't forget to check out the Ben Maller Show podcast.
- 38:09Speaker 1: We've been slaving away over these hot microphones all night
- 38:12Speaker 1: under the cover of darkness, but you can enjoy... the
- 38:15Speaker 1: product of our work, via the Ben Maller Show podcast.
- 38:19Speaker 1: It's available everywhere, so check it out and listen to
- 38:23Speaker 1: the best-of version, which is 1.2 seconds long. The Ben
- 38:26Speaker 1: Maller Show podcast, best-of version, a must-listen for members of
- 38:30Speaker 1: the Maller militia. Is winning so important? Listen, winning isn't everything.
- 38:37Speaker 1: It's the only thing.
- 38:38Speaker 2: It's time for another Mallard Game Show.
- 38:41Speaker 1: No, you're so dumb.
- 38:42Speaker 2: We surveyed 100 people. Name sports teams associated with losing.
- 38:48Speaker 1: Uh, the Lakers? I believe the answer is the Clippers.
- 38:53Speaker 1: That is the top answer. 40 points.
- 38:56Speaker 2: It's Mallard Militia Feud.
- 38:58Speaker 1: Well, the top answer is actually more than 40 points.
- 39:01Speaker 1: It's a bad job by them.
- 39:02Speaker 5: All right.
- 39:03Speaker 1: Let's see here. Let's play the game. We have Slug
- 39:05Speaker 1: in Vegas who's going to play. Hello, Slug.
- 39:07Speaker 8: What's up, buddy?
- 39:09Speaker 1: Hey, buddy. And Seuss Dog, Slug hosts our Vegas get-together.
- 39:15Speaker 1: And Seuss Dog is somewhere in the secret location where
- 39:19Speaker 1: dogs hang out. Hello, Seuss Dog.
- 39:22Speaker 4: Welcome in New Hampshire.
- 39:25Speaker 1: All right. which guy guys one two three four uh
- 39:28Speaker 1: number three all right uh gentlemen name something couples fight
- 39:33Speaker 1: about most the top one two three four all right
- 39:36Speaker 1: calm down top five hands uh who was uh coop
- 39:40Speaker 1: uh which uh person went first coop I think so.
- 39:44Speaker 1: I only heard Slug. All right, Slug. What do you think?
- 39:46Speaker 1: Name something couples fight about. Top five answers are on
- 39:49Speaker 1: the board.
- 39:49Speaker 4: Money.
- 39:50Speaker 1: Yes, that is the number one answer. Slug knows about that.
- 39:54Speaker 5: I divorced twice.
- 39:55Speaker 8: I know that.
- 39:56Speaker 1: All right. Keep going, Slug.
- 40:00Speaker 8: Uh.
- 40:01Speaker 1: There are four more answers. Kids.
- 40:03Speaker 4: Kids.
- 40:04Speaker 1: Fighting about the kids. Is that on there? Yeah, we'll
- 40:07Speaker 1: count that. Family, in-laws. Yeah, that's true.
- 40:10Speaker 3: All right.
- 40:10Speaker 1: Three answers left, Slug. Try to run the board. Go ahead.
- 40:14Speaker 2: Holy mackerel.
- 40:15Speaker 1: Is holy mackerel on there?
- 40:17Speaker 8: No. TV shows.
- 40:21Speaker 1: Yes. What to watch on TV. People fight about that.
- 40:24Speaker 8: Trust me.
- 40:25Speaker 1: This is like in your wheelhouse. All right. Three answers left.
- 40:29Speaker 8: Dinner.
- 40:31Speaker 5: Yes.
- 40:32Speaker 1: Where to eat?
- 40:33Speaker 8: Come on, dog.
- 40:33Speaker 4: It's easy. All right.
- 40:35Speaker 1: And there are two answers left.
- 40:39Speaker 4: Only one answer.
- 40:40Speaker 1: Actually, one answer. Actually, one answer left.
- 40:42Speaker 8: Oh, geez. Now it's going to get... Who to invite
- 40:46Speaker 8: to Christmas?
- 40:47Speaker 1: I don't know. No, that isn't great. Seuss dog, you
- 40:50Speaker 1: have one chance. Hurry up, Seuss dog. One thing left.
- 40:52Speaker 1: Name something couples fight about.
- 40:53Speaker 4: Well, I'm on my third marriage as well. I'm going
- 40:56Speaker 4: to say the covers.
- 40:57Speaker 1: No, chores. It was household chores. Who does the laundry,
- 41:02Speaker 1: the dishes, the whole thing?