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DONKEY: Pilot Fired For Snorting Cocaine Off Woman's Breasts Hours Before Flight · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: It's time for Donkey of the Day. So if you
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  Speaker 1: ever feel I need to be a donky man, hit
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  Speaker 1: me with the heat. Did she get dunk? Please? Don't
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  Speaker 1: I had become Donkey of the Day.
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  Speaker 2: The breakfast Club bitch you, Yes, Donkey Today for Thursday,
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  Speaker 2: September twenty eighth goes to a British Airways pilot named
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  Speaker 2: Mike Beaton. Now, I think I've told y'all how I
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  Speaker 2: feel about pilots. When I fly long flights, especially overseas,
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  Speaker 2: I always give pilots gift cards.
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  Speaker 1: Drop on the clues bombs for all the pilots out there.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, give him a little gift card man Starbucks, little
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  Speaker 2: dunkin Donuts gift card. Why because none of us selfish
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  Speaker 2: humans ever think about who's actually getting us.
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  Speaker 1: To these destinations safely.
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  Speaker 2: We just get on the plane and pray and then
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  Speaker 2: clapp and we land as if it's not two to
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  Speaker 2: three humans in that cockpit ensuring we get the way
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  Speaker 2: we need to be safely. So I personally never know
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  Speaker 2: what kind of day that pilot is having, who that
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  Speaker 2: pilot is. I like to show them love and look
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  Speaker 2: them in the eyes and you know, thank them for
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  Speaker 2: what they're about to do, and I write a little
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  Speaker 2: note to them, let them know they're loved and.
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  Speaker 1: Valued and appreciated. Try it sometime, you got a note, yes,
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  Speaker 1: aster damn Louli.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Pilots of people who are performing a public service
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  Speaker 2: for us that we don't appreciate, and we should. Because
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  Speaker 2: if you got a pilot who's having a bad day,
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  Speaker 2: whose mental health may not be where it needed to be,
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  Speaker 2: who's emotionally unstable in anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Look out below. Literally.
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  Speaker 2: So this is why I have no problems giving pilots
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  Speaker 2: a small token of appreciation, like a gift card, just
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  Speaker 2: to keep his spirits up. Now, Mike Beaton doesn't want
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  Speaker 2: my gift card to keep his spirits up. Nah, He's like,
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  Speaker 2: keep the caffeine and sugar that comes from Starbucks and
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  Speaker 2: Dunkin Donuts.
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  Speaker 1: He's staying up with good old fashioned cocaine. Oh, he
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  Speaker 1: gets high is the friendly skies.
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  Speaker 2: The thing is, I don't want you getting high and
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  Speaker 2: then proceeding to try to fly.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to TMZ for the report police.
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  Speaker 3: So this pilot for British Airways was in Johannesburg and
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  Speaker 3: he had a text exchange with one of his coworkers
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  Speaker 3: who was a fight attendant about a wild layover in
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  Speaker 3: every sense of a word. So he went out to
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  Speaker 3: a bar and was drinking, and he met a Welsh
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  Speaker 3: girl and a Spanish girl and they decide to take
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  Speaker 3: the party private. They're all hooking up in the room.
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  Speaker 3: The locals bring out cocaine.
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  Speaker 1: At one point the girls are dancing topless. I've lost
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  Speaker 1: my shirt somewhere.
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  Speaker 4: And then there's a debate about whose chest is the
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  Speaker 4: best to do a bump off.
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  Speaker 1: But the biggest problem he was flying within twenty four
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  Speaker 1: hours of that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this bren actually thought he was gonna fly a
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  Speaker 3: plane the next day.
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  Speaker 1: They are not supposed to have anything to drink within
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  Speaker 1: twenty four hours, which is why the flight attendant he
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  Speaker 1: was texting turned him in.
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  Speaker 3: He's about to board the plane and they basically take him.
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  Speaker 3: He got drug tested, failed the drug test. Okay, he
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  Speaker 3: fired from his job, and it turns out he has
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  Speaker 3: a wife.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry, Laurence. You didn't mean to trig.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 5: It actually made me smile because Devin, that was Devin
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  Speaker 5: Devin Role from TMZ. He's like we used to sit
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  Speaker 5: behind each other. He's like my bro Lauren. He's so
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  Speaker 5: supportive of men.
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  Speaker 1: Was the senior news producer at TMZ.
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  Speaker 5: Devin the senior news producer as well, too. He's so supportive.
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  Speaker 5: He's texted me, let me know how amazing I'm doing here.
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  Speaker 5: Shout out to Devin.
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  Speaker 1: Shout to Devin. But Mike Beaton.
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  Speaker 2: Mike Beaton was in Johannesburg sniffing book of sugar off breast.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Remember earlier when we were discussing body counts
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  Speaker 2: and I was saying how men can't help but discuss
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  Speaker 2: their sexual conquest.
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  Speaker 1: Thank God for the chatty pattiness.
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  Speaker 2: In this situation, because if it wasn't for Mike Beaten
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  Speaker 2: admitting to a steward his friend that he had this
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  Speaker 2: drug and.
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  Speaker 1: Drink orgy, he might have been in that cockpit.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, she told on him, and that's what prevented him
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  Speaker 2: from being able to fly. I have so many questions, like,
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  Speaker 2: what's longer the line of cocaine he was sniffing our
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  Speaker 2: tsa at the airport on any given Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: Remember the movie How High? When this was said, Remember.
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  Speaker 6: If I study high, take the test high, get high scores.
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  Speaker 2: That was Mike Beaton's mentality when he took his aviation test.
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  Speaker 2: I figure, if I studied hip, study high, take the
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  Speaker 2: test high while I'm flying high, I'll get high scores. Listen, man,
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  Speaker 2: I tell y' all on this radio all the time,
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  Speaker 2: only think. Keeping us safe and alive majority of the
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  Speaker 2: time is.
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  Speaker 1: The behavior of other people.
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  Speaker 2: Do you realize how often we put our livelihood in
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  Speaker 2: the hands of others. This is why public servants deserve
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  Speaker 2: so much respect.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about it.
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  Speaker 2: Something as simple as ordering a cup of coffee, ordering
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  Speaker 2: some tea some food. Folks could easily put poison in
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  Speaker 2: your stuff if they wanted to. Uber drivers could drive
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  Speaker 2: off bridges if they wanted to. Pilots can sniff cocaine
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  Speaker 2: off breast and then.
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  Speaker 1: Fly if they wanted to.
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  Speaker 2: If they get didn't get caught like Mike and someone
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  Speaker 2: prevented Mike from doing it, okay, they could be up
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  Speaker 2: there high off cocaine, imagining that clouds are mounds and
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  Speaker 2: mounds of that white girl they in love with. This
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  Speaker 2: is why we must thank people for their service, because
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  Speaker 2: public services proof that people really aren't as bad as
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  Speaker 2: Florida and the Bronx make us think people are okay.
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  Speaker 2: Because the reality is if they were, we would all
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  Speaker 2: be dead. Tell a pilot thank you for your service today.
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  Speaker 2: Tell a pilot thank you for not sniffing cocaine off
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  Speaker 2: of scrippers rest last night and getting us here safely.
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  Speaker 2: Tell people who are public servants, thank you for providing
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  Speaker 2: your time and talents. Mike, beat and listen. This ain't
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  Speaker 2: a movie, dog. You are not Denzel in Flight. I
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  Speaker 2: know Flight was based off a true story too, Captain
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  Speaker 2: Whittaker was his name. But you can't be under the
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  Speaker 2: influence of a substance and.
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  Speaker 1: Decide to fly.
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  Speaker 2: And if you did feel you were Denzel in Flight
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  Speaker 2: Captain Whittaker, then maybe the cocaine and drinks made you
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  Speaker 2: pass out before you saw the whole movie. Because at
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  Speaker 2: the end of the movie and in real life, Captain
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  Speaker 2: Whittaker went to prison sixteen months. And if you're in
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  Speaker 2: prison for sixteen months, you might still get your hands
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  Speaker 2: on cocaine. But that cocaine is gonna come out of
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  Speaker 2: somebody's ass. Okay, being in the cockpit takes on a
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  Speaker 2: whole new meaning in prison, so does the Mile High Club.
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  Speaker 2: In prison. Mile is an inmate's name. You're probably gonna
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  Speaker 2: have to get how to deal with that turbulence.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus, The small of the story is, Mike, what you
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  Speaker 1: was attempting to do was selfish.
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  Speaker 2: You don't deserve to be a pilot because when you're
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  Speaker 2: a pilot, you have to think of people other than yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You have to think of this whole plane you flying.
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  Speaker 2: Clearly you're not capable of doing that, So turning your wings.
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  Speaker 2: Please give Mike beating the sweet sounds of the Hamilton.
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  Speaker 6: So you oh the day, Oh the day.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder why she.
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  Speaker 5: Sniffs on him though, because she she gotta fly with him.
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  Speaker 7: No, you but what she should have did because that's
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  Speaker 7: a coworker, that's her friend, right, Because if if you
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  Speaker 7: text somebody I'm sniffing coke off a booby, that's gotta
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  Speaker 7: be a that's your front. Yeah, And what she should
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  Speaker 7: have did, I feel like it is like, look, you
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  Speaker 7: can't fly like this. You take the day off, all
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  Speaker 7: MATEL give him the option, and I'm sure he would
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  Speaker 7: have took the day off.
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  Speaker 5: But when you made trip like that, like when I
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  Speaker 5: used to fly with Delta, right, if you mid trip
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  Speaker 5: and you call out mid trip, it could potentially cause
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  Speaker 5: a whole lot of logistic because now they got a
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  Speaker 5: fly a pilot in, they gotta figure out the time.
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  Speaker 1: Rather than they had to cancel this fly.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like it causes a whole lot of things. So
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  Speaker 5: that's probably why he wasn't trying to do it. And
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  Speaker 5: then they want to know, well why.
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  Speaker 7: Like, what's you couldn't said I'm sick, I have diarrhea.
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  Speaker 7: I think I have COVID. There could have been so
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  Speaker 7: many different ways to make an excuse.
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  Speaker 5: I will say that there is a certain code though
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  Speaker 5: amongst like I never I wasn't friends with any of
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  Speaker 5: the pilots, but amongst the flight attendants there was a
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  Speaker 5: certain code of like we take care of each other.
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  Speaker 5: I've never flown with anybody that was under the influence
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  Speaker 5: of anything, but I do no self go down.
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  Speaker 2: You have to you have to tell on this person
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  Speaker 2: for the reason I just stated, because what he did
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  Speaker 2: was selfish, and it was probably wasn't the first time.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably the first time he got caught.
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  Speaker 2: So even if you you know, don't tell on him
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  Speaker 2: to the people. And he just decided to make up
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  Speaker 2: some excuse as to why he couldn't show up, that
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  Speaker 2: don't mean he wouldn't do this again. At another time,
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  Speaker 2: and what if he does this again at another time
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  Speaker 2: in the plane crashes or something.
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  Speaker 1: Now you was just doard.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna feel bad because you could have stopped him,
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  Speaker 2: just like Spider Man could have stopped that guy before
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  Speaker 2: he went to kill Uncle Ben.
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  Speaker 1: Spider Man's fake. But everything with you reverts to like
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  Speaker 1: superheroes and cartoons.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yes, Wolverine tattooed on his own, but judged it
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  Speaker 7: and a child and me, you're right, But but it
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  Speaker 7: gets to the point if that's your friend, right, and
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  Speaker 7: you know they're gonna get fired, So why wouldn't say, Hey,
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  Speaker 7: I'm not gonna let you fly this plane. You make
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  Speaker 7: an excuse, and you got to get yourself right because
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  Speaker 7: that's your fashion.
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  Speaker 2: He actually doesn't need to be a pilot at all.
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  Speaker 2: If he's making these kind of choices.
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  Speaker 1: It might have been just one bad choice. This might
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  Speaker 1: have been one time he didn't Oh.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, It becomes just work to you, like the
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  Speaker 5: same way this has just worked to y'all and other
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  Speaker 5: people like, oh my god, it literally becomes just worked.
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  Speaker 7: But you get your friend fired like axed, and then
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  Speaker 7: he has he has to go home, and now he's got.
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  Speaker 1: To deal with his wife. You would definitely.
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  Speaker 7: Now he's gonna get a divorce from his wife because
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  Speaker 7: he just sniffed some bump off of a random.
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  Speaker 5: Woman to get a divorce if you're doing all that,
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  Speaker 5: But your friend shouldn't tell on you your layover. Honestly,
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  Speaker 5: it couldn't have been a long layover, was a short
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  Speaker 5: one because he had to be back on the plane
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  Speaker 5: before twenty four hours. So I mean, you're going back
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  Speaker 5: home to your family in less than forty eight hours.
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  Speaker 5: The divorce is now.
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  Speaker 1: You're right to get a friend.
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  Speaker 7: You're up here with one of your besties, right who
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  Speaker 7: was not paying attention this morning and could have got
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  Speaker 7: robbed and I seen him, but we're not gonna talk
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  Speaker 7: about that. But let's say you did some f ish
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  Speaker 7: right now instead of telling you, and she told on
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  Speaker 7: you and you got fired from whatever job you had.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that five It's different point.
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  Speaker 4: And she was like, she was like, all right, you
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  Speaker 4: know what, let's open up the phone lines eight hundred
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  Speaker 4: five eight five one O five one.
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  Speaker 7: What's the question we're asking. Should the lady have told
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  Speaker 7: on him and turned him in or she here? I
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  Speaker 7: tried to handle it on the side instead of getting
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  Speaker 7: that man fired and getting that man divorced.
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  Speaker 2: I hate when you ask, what's the question we're asking,
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  Speaker 2: but then ask the question you said.
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  Speaker 1: I hate the question you're asking, and then we tell
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  Speaker 1: tell the question.
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  Speaker 5: It's a part of his like line up, bro, It's silly. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: Kim Kardashian and Courtney allow him this moment. He's giving Kim.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Kim for moment. I'm Kim. Okay, I'm glad you
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  Speaker 1: know I'm Kim. No, he is not Kim, Thank you
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  Speaker 1: very much. Can't work. I've been doing. No his his ask.
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  Speaker 1: Don't say Kim, I got Kim's ask.
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  Speaker 5: Let me see Okay, all right, all right, we gotta go.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta move on. Later we can do the challenge
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  Speaker 1: that was on TV. I did that challenge. You want
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  Speaker 1: to do a little bench press challenge. People saying that, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we could do that. I know it. I know it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna stop. I know it stopped on my glue. Let's
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  Speaker 1: do it. We ain't. You ain't saying nothing of the
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  Speaker 1: word all.
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  Speaker 5: Right, You ain't saying which I cannot.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good question that.
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