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One Horse Open Sleigh · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:06
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
• 0:09
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Is there gonna be a newborn?
• 0:17
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake dudes?
• 0:19
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
• 0:23
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back Do not come.
• 0:31
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:33
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:35
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 315 of the Jeffrey and Brian Show. I'm Jeffrey.
• 0:40
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:42
  Audio shared by Testecleese: That was you guys drinking some beer, talking about what's going on. How was your holiday, man?
• 0:47
  Brian McFadden: This was good. I was at the VFW, I was actually in charge yesterday, cooked…
• 0:53
  Brian McFadden: Deep fry 3 turkeys, and cook 2 hams.
• 0:57
  Testecleese: Alright, alright.
• 0:59
  Brian McFadden: Had 55 people show up for the… the dinner.
• 1:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, how much was left over?
• 1:04
  Brian McFadden: Not very much.
• 1:05
  Testecleese: Oh, there you go, that's good, at least it's not wasting this stuff.
• 1:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:08
  Testecleese: Whatever's the leftovers anyway, you take it home and eat it?
• 1:11
  Brian McFadden: We put out to-go containers, and it goes out pretty quick. It goes bye-bye.
• 1:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, let's be real, turkey is great for sandwiches after the fact, and ham can make a pretty good sandwich, too.
• 1:22
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:24
  Testecleese: My little girls were pretty excited.
• 1:27
  Testecleese: Bought the wife a new handgun, she was happy to have one.
• 1:31
  Brian McFadden: I saw that on Facebook.
• 1:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, she put a picture of right away, didn't she, of the Ruger?
• 1:37
  Testecleese: She loves the 22, and I'm like, okay, I guess.
• 1:41
  Testecleese: You know, like, it may not have to stop them by over 40, but I guess if you catch 6 of them to the chest in the same amount of time it takes to fire off 140,
• 1:50
  Testecleese: Whatever.
• 1:52
  Brian McFadden: She got me a hunting blind, like a portable one, which I found interesting, because I have one built into my garage.
• 1:58
  Testecleese: But… suppose I can go somewhere else and take it with me, you know?
• 2:03
  Testecleese: Anyway… We'll get to Christmas stuff.
• 2:08
  Testecleese: How about some follow-up.
• 2:10
  Brian McFadden: Alright…
• 2:12
  Testecleese: So, there was, what, like, 315,000 or something?
• 2:17
  Testecleese: votes in Georgia in the 2020 election that
• 2:21
  Testecleese: Are, like, uncertified, weren't signed and stuff.
• 2:24
  Brian McFadden: Right, and they counted them.
• 2:26
  Testecleese: Isn't this exactly what…
• 2:28
  Brian McFadden: Trump…
• 2:29
  Testecleese: Those guys were saying?
• 2:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:35
  Testecleese: Wasn't this obvious when, like, there were more votes from Massachusetts than there were registered voters in Massachusetts that something went wrong?
• 2:43
  Brian McFadden: You would think so.
• 2:47
  Testecleese: And yeah, you were a nutjob of believing any of this, because, you know, freest, fairest elections, you can't possibly cheat, then Trump wins, and obviously he stole the election, right?
• 2:55
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 2:57
  Testecleese: And he managed to do it without, finding
• 3:01
  Testecleese: 100,000 ballots after the polls have closed, hidden under a table, or being brought in the back door.
• 3:08
  Brian McFadden: Right. Because he said we have to win by such a margin that they can't cheat, you know?
• 3:14
  Testecleese: So you can't even… can't even smuggle in your boxes and still win.
• 3:18
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 3:19
  Testecleese: Which makes me think, honestly, if… if these were all fake ballots, makes you really think that there's way more people that think the left are nuts.
• 3:28
  Testecleese: I would say there are more people that think the left are nuts than like the Republicans.
• 3:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, definitely.
• 3:35
  Testecleese: And that's the problem. Trump isn't the cause of any of these problems, he's a symptom of the problem.
• 3:41
  Testecleese: Trump would not be in office had all this shit not happened, and you know that.
• 3:46
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 3:48
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 3:50
  Testecleese: Alright, National Guard came up again. Explain to me how this works, Brian, because it seems to me that each district court judge gets to just make up their own
• 4:00
  Testecleese: Rules about this.
• 4:01
  Brian McFadden: Pretty much what's going on.
• 4:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, there's no national precedent.
• 4:05
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 4:06
  Brian McFadden: Trump's the first time… Trump's the first person to never try this.
• 4:11
  Testecleese: Izzy now?
• 4:12
  Testecleese: So he only got away with DC because it was federal?
• 4:16
  Testecleese: So, okay, so if he wanted to deploy the National Guard into the National Forest in West Virginia, he could.
• 4:22
  Brian McFadden: You can do that, yeah.
• 4:23
  Testecleese: But they can't go into the…
• 4:25
  Brian McFadden: Plus, also, DC's got weird rules because it's not a state, so…
• 4:31
  Testecleese: Neither is the National Forest.
• 4:33
  Brian McFadden: Well, yeah, but the DC's ruled by Congress, basically, the House of Representatives.
• 4:41
  Testecleese: Yeah… yeah, this… speaking of, did we bring up…
• 4:45
  Testecleese: Did we bring up last week? I know we got way off topic a lot. That's what we do when we have the repeat offender on, though, right?
• 4:50
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 4:50
  Testecleese: Huh.
• 4:51
  Testecleese: I forgot what I was gonna say.
• 4:53
  Testecleese: So, that's how that works. Anyway.
• 4:55
  Testecleese: Bonnie Blue!
• 4:59
  Testecleese: I heard two things this week. She's the… that…
• 5:01
  Testecleese: horn slut that did a thousand men in 12 hours, and then went and tried to do in Indonesia at Bali.
• 5:08
  Brian McFadden: arrested.
• 5:09
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 5:10
  Testecleese: Now, she went to go pay her fine in Indonesia, and decides to drag their national flag behind her as she did it.
• 5:19
  Brian McFadden: Did she get locked up again?
• 5:21
  Testecleese: Well, not that I saw, but does she know where she is?
• 5:24
  Brian McFadden: No, I don't think she does.
• 5:26
  Testecleese: Look, these people talk so much shit about the United States, like, you don't understand, like, you can get away with that here, some of these countries will execute you for that.
• 5:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:35
  Brian McFadden: I mean, in Singapore, you can't… Even spit? You can't spit or spit out gum or anything on the ground. You will get caned for it.
• 5:45
  Testecleese: Yes, actual caning. Dear… what?
• 5:49
  Brian McFadden: Is that the only…
• 5:50
  Testecleese: Beat you across the back with it, or across the bottoms of your feet?
• 5:53
  Brian McFadden: I think through the back.
• 5:55
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 5:56
  Testecleese: Cool.
• 5:58
  Testecleese: But, some guy came out, I guess, that was involved in her English affairs when she banged a thousand dudes in 12 hours.
• 6:05
  Testecleese: He said he was, like, number 960-something. I was like, oh, that's…
• 6:08
  Brian McFadden: It's not something I wouldn't want to brag about.
• 6:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, I wouldn't let people know that happened, but he's like, well, now I have HIV, herpes, and, like, 6 other STDs.
• 6:15
  Testecleese: I'm like… First of all, yeah, that's kinda your fault.
• 6:19
  Brian McFadden: Second of all…
• 6:20
  Testecleese: These people didn't get tested before they just went and friggin'…
• 6:24
  Testecleese: Ran a 12-hour bang bus on this broad?
• 6:29
  Testecleese: Ew.
• 6:30
  Testecleese: Yep. She's a disgusting human being.
• 6:34
  Testecleese: I wouldn't even want to sit on the same bus as this person.
• 6:40
  Testecleese: There we go.
• 6:41
  Testecleese: Epstein, God.
• 6:45
  Brian McFadden: A whole much… a whole lot of the-do about nothing, as we suspected it would be from the get-go.
• 6:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, the…
• 6:54
  Brian McFadden: We're finding more pictures of… Clinton and his cronies than anything about Trump.
• 7:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, and Clinton talked trash, like, oh, let's just release it all, this is all misconception, and it's like, dude, this picture's of you actually there.
• 7:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 7:11
  Testecleese: Now the victims of, Epstein's crap
• 7:14
  Testecleese: are asking the government, asking the Democrats to stop doing what they're doing, because they're the ones selectively leaking these pictures online.
• 7:21
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 7:23
  Testecleese: Like, please stop doing that, you're just making everyone believe something that's different than what actually happened, and no one's following the fucking truth, you know? You want Trump to be guilty so bad.
• 7:34
  Testecleese: That you'll just… You know, let people believe it with no evidence.
• 7:39
  Testecleese: How much do the Democrats like to say, without evidence.
• 7:43
  Brian McFadden: It didn't exist.
• 7:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, and Rogan even started talking trash about Clinton saying stupid shit about the Epstein Files, which…
• 7:53
  Testecleese: I don't know, people are expecting a list as if this guy had an actual fucking list with customers' names on it, you know what I mean?
• 7:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 8:03
  Testecleese: Anything he did have for evidence that he was using it for blackmail, I'm sure it was in a safe, and was destroyed as soon as possible before it was seized by the government.
• 8:13
  Brian McFadden: Good news, I just got a text. You'll be able to talk about El Matador.
• 8:19
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah?
• 8:21
  Testecleese: Mmm.
• 8:23
  Testecleese: That'll be fun.
• 8:27
  Testecleese: Okay
• 8:29
  Testecleese: Guapo shared this one. It says, grab something sharp. Some butt-naked dude was, picked up by the cops running into a Hobby Lobby down in Florida.
• 8:40
  Testecleese: And…
• 8:41
  Testecleese: The fact that it was a Florida situation, I was not surprised by the naked dude. Florida, man, you expect this. First thing I said was, I thought all the Hobby Lobbies closed back when Radio Shack did.
• 8:51
  Brian McFadden: No, Hobby Lobby's a huge… it's… Hobby Lobby is a big craft place.
• 8:57
  Testecleese: I know.
• 8:57
  Brian McFadden: Fusion.
• 8:58
  Testecleese: It was similar, but it's electronics.
• 8:59
  Brian McFadden: No, but the Hobby Lobby has everything in there, and they're opening up more and more of these places all around.
• 9:08
  Brian McFadden: Especially since Joann's is closed, and all the fabric places are closing down, Hobby Lobby's…
• 9:15
  Brian McFadden: Stepping in and taking over.
• 9:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, the wife just went to, michael's, I think.
• 9:23
  Brian McFadden: I know Joanne and Michael's are basically the same thing, but one of them is the fabrics, the other one's the rest.
• 9:27
  Testecleese: Well, Michael's has got a Joanne section in it now, so, like… Yeah, oh. Well, yeah, they combined officially.
• 9:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 9:33
  Testecleese: But she bought a whole bunch of yarn, because she started crocheting.
• 9:37
  Testecleese: And, geez, that was, it's about… it's in the same plaza as the Walmart, so it's, you know, over an hour drive.
• 9:44
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 9:47
  Testecleese: I don't know, I used to go to Radio Shack all the time.
• 9:49
  Testecleese: when I… especially when I was screwing around, like, doing fun, like.
• 9:52
  Brian McFadden: I think Radio Shack still exists online. I mean, I think there's still a Radio Shack store someplace.
• 9:58
  Testecleese: I thought they all… I thought all the locations closed, maybe not.
• 10:01
  Testecleese: I mean, it was so much easier to go into Radio Shack to get
• 10:06
  Testecleese: certain components for small things, especially if you want to make, like, an RC car, for example, and you wanted to make one, not put a kit together.
• 10:13
  Testecleese: You got all your pieces, you get all your,
• 10:17
  Testecleese: I want to compare it to plumbing, because I'm more of a plumber.
• 10:21
  Testecleese: You'll want diodes instead of, like, check valves.
• 10:24
  Testecleese: You get all that stuff there, and you pick the voltage and the amperage and the settings, and you can, you know, put your inverters in there and build your own ship.
• 10:32
  Testecleese: Now you have to go online.
• 10:34
  Brian McFadden: Still Radio Shack places. Many of the remaining locations in the U.S. are licensed or authorized dealers.
• 10:41
  Brian McFadden: But Radio Ship brand itself still exists online.
• 10:45
  Brian McFadden: And it's actually very active in Central and South America.
• 10:52
  Testecleese: When they're building all the crap that we're buying.
• 10:55
  Brian McFadden: And they're… well, they've got more stores down there. There are, they're still building more and more stores in.
• 11:01
  Testecleese: Well, that makes sense.
• 11:02
  Brian McFadden: America.
• 11:03
  Testecleese: That makes sense, because a lot of these folks, if you know how to do this stuff, you save a lot of money versus buying, like, a radio, if you can build one.
• 11:11
  Brian McFadden: Now Chad GB wants me to give me my zip code so they can tell me the closest Radio Shag.
• 11:16
  Testecleese: Oh, there's a… well, I know there used to be one in Hampton, because I used to go there.
• 11:19
  Brian McFadden: anymore.
• 11:20
  Testecleese: I was so upset when it closed!
• 11:22
  Brian McFadden: That was when I was building.
• 11:23
  Testecleese: and crazy flashing LED lights for the undercarriage of my car.
• 11:29
  Brian McFadden: That closed down right around COVID, if not before.
• 11:34
  Testecleese: Oh, it was way before that. I was still living in Hampton, Virginia.
• 11:37
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 11:39
  Testecleese: I was in Newport News at the time. No, maybe it wasn't Hampton.
• 11:44
  Testecleese: Air.
• 11:47
  Testecleese: Anyway, anyway, moving on.
• 11:49
  Testecleese: Okay, now the Democrats… see, this is funny, because this article is making it sound like the Democrats are just now…
• 11:57
  Testecleese: addressing the issues that they caused, like, this is a new tactic, this is what they've always done.
• 12:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're fantasy.
• 12:03
  Testecleese: They'll complain about the problem, get elected on that problem, then make that problem worse.
• 12:07
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 12:08
  Testecleese: And right now, they're talking about the cost of everything.
• 12:11
  Testecleese: And I just laugh, because people are like, the costume, this is up, and it's all Trump's fault. I'm like, have you noticed how it's not nationwide?
• 12:17
  Testecleese: It's only in your Democrat areas. You're voting in these…
• 12:22
  Testecleese: costs and these, regulations. I don't think people realize that, like, when you vote in all these regulations, the price…
• 12:30
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? Like, it costs more to make these goods, because you have… it costs different stuff to make the goods now.
• 12:37
  Brian McFadden: Most definitely.
• 12:39
  Testecleese: But yeah, a whole bunch of stuff was brought in this article, and it's just, it's the obvious shit, like New York.
• 12:43
  Testecleese: And now the Democrats want credit for recognizing these issues, like the fraud in Minnesota.
• 12:49
  Brian McFadden: They should have stopped it years ago.
• 12:54
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, it's… yeah, they're coming out like, we're cracking down, this is so wrong. It's like, dude, it's been going on for years, and you look the other way until the federal government exposed it.
• 13:05
  Brian McFadden: And if there would have been a Demon office, the federal government would have never exposed it.
• 13:12
  Brian McFadden: If Kamala would have won president, there'd be no…
• 13:17
  Brian McFadden: This wouldn't be coming out right now.
• 13:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, those billions of dollars would still be gone. Well, they're gonna be gone anyway, nothing we can do about it now.
• 13:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but hopefully we can stop from losing another billion.
• 13:29
  Testecleese: A woman up in Columbus, Ohio.
• 13:32
  Testecleese: Just pled guilty to being a serial killer.
• 13:35
  Brian McFadden: That is unusual. Women are not usually serial killers, it's usually a male-dominated industry.
• 13:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, she was, luring dudes out for sex, and then she would drug them and rob them.
• 13:49
  Testecleese: Until she decided to start killing dudes.
• 13:53
  Testecleese: She intentionally fatally overdosed 4, or maybe 3, and then,
• 13:59
  Testecleese: on the 12th of this month, December.
• 14:02
  Testecleese: She didn't give him a big enough dose, and the dude survived.
• 14:06
  Testecleese: And, that's how they ended up catching her.
• 14:09
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 14:11
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 14:12
  Testecleese: Oh my. And it's funny, it made me think right away, that New England thing that was going on, where I was like, is it a serial killer, or are we just randomly finding bodies all over, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island area?
• 14:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 14:24
  Testecleese: Haven't heard anything about that in a while, so maybe it's over with, I don't know.
• 14:30
  Testecleese: Oh, God.
• 14:32
  Testecleese: Did you watch, the Tigers? Yeah, the Tigers.
• 14:35
  Brian McFadden: Yes, of course I watched that crappy game.
• 14:38
  Brian McFadden: The halftime show was the best part of the game.
• 14:42
  Testecleese: I've seen nothing but trash talk from everybody who watched any of these Netflix football games.
• 14:48
  Brian McFadden: They weren't… they were horrible last year, too.
• 14:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, I guess in one of the games, everyone complained about the national anthem that was performed.
• 14:57
  Testecleese: Saying it was terrible, and I heard a lot of people complaining about how there was, like, a live interview during the game, and if you were trying to listen to the game.
• 15:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, there was. You had no idea what was going on. They had, Barry Sanders in the first half, and then they had,
• 15:14
  Brian McFadden: a Vikings retired wide receiver in the second half, and they literally were just rambling on. It was worse than having Trump on the game broadcast during the middle of the game.
• 15:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, and you… normally you're expecting some kind of play-by-play, you know what I mean? So you can have the game on in the background and do, like, go get a beer from the fridge, right? Or something? Yeah.
• 15:34
  Testecleese: Oof.
• 15:35
  Testecleese: So, I don't…
• 15:38
  Testecleese: Netflix just doesn't get it, like… I've noticed, I don't know if you guys have, but it seems like, lately, half this country doesn't understand professional sports.
• 15:48
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean, Netflix just had the Jake Paul… the Jake Paul fight, you know, and that didn't… they… they figured out how to make that work, so… I don't know why they're screwing up. And then they were making a big deal about Nate Burleson's stupid red suit he was wearing, you know? It was… he looked like fucking Santa Claus.
• 16:07
  Testecleese: Okay. Didn't Jake Paul get his jaw broken?
• 16:10
  Brian McFadden: In two places. But he also got paid billions… millions of dollars, and he's a YouTuber, so what do you think that's gonna do to his YouTube channel?
• 16:19
  Testecleese: Oh, no, no, no, that's great, he can… he's completely allowed to do any of this stuff, but when he talks so much trash after Tyson and before Tyson, I was like, the dude's, like, 65 or something and retired. You know, then he goes to fight a real boxer and just gets wrecked.
• 16:34
  Testecleese: And I saw something how the winner of that bout, I don't remember the guy's name.
• 16:40
  Testecleese: Wasn't being paid his full amount for breaking this dude's jaw.
• 16:44
  El Guapo: I think that's why.
• 16:45
  Testecleese: And it's like… Yeah, this is something you expect that could happen in a professional fight, right?
• 16:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 16:51
  El Guapo: No.
• 16:52
  Brian McFadden: Definitely.
• 16:54
  Testecleese: So, Guapo, how'd holiday treat you?
• 16:57
  El Guapo: Good, you know, not… not too bad.
• 17:01
  Testecleese: El Matadoro contacted me.
• 17:04
  El Guapo: Since our last episode.
• 17:07
  Testecleese: To talk so much shit about you was funny.
• 17:10
  El Guapo: I'll.
• 17:11
  Testecleese: about the Caribbean. He's like, that dude completely made up that can of boy shit. He sent me a bunch of links and articles about all of it. I just laughed my ass off, and I was like, oh, at least the guy's a regular listener, you know?
• 17:24
  El Guapo: I guess, yeah.
• 17:27
  El Guapo: Yeah. Oh, man.
• 17:29
  Testecleese: I'm obligated to pass that on to you, because it's funny, and you know he's laughing his ass off right now, too.
• 17:33
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 17:36
  Testecleese: Alright, did you see this? This trans woman in Utah?
• 17:44
  Testecleese: Alright, goes by Mia Bailey now, born a dude… First of all.
• 17:51
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 17:53
  Testecleese: Islam isn't super… Tolerant of transitioning your sex.
• 18:00
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? It's like, don't get me wrong, your average Muslim's not gonna…
• 18:04
  Testecleese: kill you for it, but just like the Catholic Church, or the Christian church in general, they're kind of against it.
• 18:11
  Testecleese: You know?
• 18:13
  Testecleese: but became Muslim.
• 18:15
  Testecleese: And then went on, went nuts, and just got a life sentence for, killing his… his or her parents.
• 18:23
  Testecleese: Tried not to show up to his own sentencing.
• 18:28
  Testecleese: Because it's just… it's too much stress. I'm like, dude, like, if you think this is tough, try being the trans woman in a men's prison.
• 18:37
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 18:41
  Testecleese: Hey, at least this person's actually going to prison and not being, oh, it's okay, it's not your fault, you know?
• 18:47
  Testecleese: It's society's fault that you killed your own parents.
• 18:52
  El Guapo: Yeah, well…
• 18:53
  Testecleese: So… so you shared this next one, the first one we got here in local Guapo,
• 18:59
  Testecleese: Will you be attending the inauguration of, Spanberger?
• 19:04
  El Guapo: No, I never heard of things… such things like that. People usually… I wanna go, you know? But they're doing, like, a lottery thing, like…
• 19:11
  El Guapo: Since when… I don't know, I guess nobody wanna go through it?
• 19:15
  Testecleese: Well, lottery sounds like a whole bunch of people want to go.
• 19:17
  Brian McFadden: Sounds like more people want to go to it.
• 19:19
  El Guapo: No, okay.
• 19:20
  Testecleese: If you win a lottery that you don't want, you just won't go pick it up. I mean, someone who did want to go can't.
• 19:25
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 19:27
  Testecleese: Here's the… well, it's Richmond, right?
• 19:30
  Brian McFadden: That's cool.
• 19:31
  Testecleese: It's gonna happen, so yeah. It's not like you're driving up from Norfolk.
• 19:35
  Testecleese: You know.
• 19:36
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure there are people driving from Norfolk to go to it.
• 19:39
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm sure, and Virginia Beach, too, but it's not gonna be a whole bunch of your active duty or vets that live in the… around the, seven cities, you know?
• 19:46
  Brian McFadden: -
• 19:49
  Testecleese: Which is hilarious, I think. How many vets live
• 19:53
  Testecleese: In the seven cities alone, let alone in Virginia.
• 19:57
  Testecleese: And we… and we know that… Most vets vote Republican.
• 20:03
  Testecleese: almost all of them don't vote Democrat.
• 20:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 20:08
  Testecleese: It's crazy that all these vets congregated in one area have almost no say in their own government.
• 20:17
  Testecleese: It's like, here are all the guys we sent out to go die for us, fuck you, you don't get a say, you know?
• 20:22
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 20:27
  Testecleese: What's up with this graffiti you guys had at, Virginia Beach?
• 20:31
  El Guapo: Oh, dude.
• 20:32
  Brian McFadden: Horrible.
• 20:33
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 20:34
  Testecleese: Well, when I first saw this, I was curious, was the graffiti the tire… the tire mark I saw, or the rainbow crosswalk?
• 20:44
  Brian McFadden: Crosswalk.
• 20:48
  Testecleese: I guess they got… these rainbow crosswalks got defaced?
• 20:52
  El Guapo: Yeah, somebody put the F4 on it.
• 20:55
  Testecleese: By that, you, you don't mean, fornication under the king's consent, you're referring to a bundle of sticks?
• 21:01
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 21:02
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 21:04
  El Guapo: Russia's got it.
• 21:05
  Testecleese: Probably shouldn't be doing that, especially to city property.
• 21:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, but what would you put on the ground? I mean, I could see it on the wall, but not on the fucking, you know, whatever.
• 21:14
  El Guapo: You know…
• 21:16
  Testecleese: Oh, was it across the Rainbow crosswalk?
• 21:19
  Testecleese: That's probably why it was there.
• 21:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 21:22
  Testecleese: Did, was there a vote held in Virginia Beach, or did the, municipalities decide?
• 21:29
  El Guapo: But, dude, that team was so fixed in the afternoon, dude.
• 21:33
  El Guapo: And they fucking put investigators over… over this. Watch what happened, like, when somebody commit a crime, like, oh, we'll get to it, we'll get to it.
• 21:43
  Testecleese: Yeah. I mean, you get robbed at knife point, the cops are like, what do you want us to do about it? It's like, is there already happened? Nothing we can do about it now? Like, someone wrote faggot on a rainbow flag?
• 21:53
  Brian McFadden: Oh no!
• 21:57
  Brian McFadden: Sticks and stones are gonna break my bones!
• 22:01
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, it's mean, okay?
• 22:03
  Brian McFadden: Very mean.
• 22:04
  Testecleese: But, this seems like a waste of the taxpayers' money to hunt down and pursue someone who has mean words to say, you know?
• 22:13
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, I bet you if you looked across the street, there's probably a giant cock painted on the side of a building.
• 22:19
  Testecleese: You know?
• 22:23
  Testecleese: Guapo shared this one, too. He's seeing more and more West Virginia news, I guess, or he clicked on one once, and now it keeps sending them to you.
• 22:31
  Brian McFadden: No, they're like, what the hell?
• 22:34
  Testecleese: A woman has been accused of, giving meth and fentanyl to minors.
• 22:40
  Testecleese: And here's the thing, she's in her 70s.
• 22:43
  Testecleese: Wow. And she's believed to have been buying this meth and fentanyl for herself.
• 22:48
  Testecleese: And these miners she's in charge of got it and shared it with their minor friends, and I'm like.
• 22:56
  Testecleese: How did she get parental authority over these kids at that age, and as a meth addict?
• 23:03
  Brian McFadden: Good question.
• 23:05
  Testecleese: Welcome to West Virginia, alright?
• 23:09
  Testecleese: And the beekeep is here. They got a bill that's gonna be, seen in 2026 about all sorts of bee rules, because they're worried about the bees disappearing.
• 23:22
  Testecleese: I do want to point out…
• 23:24
  Testecleese: that this bee shortage we keep hearing about is domesticated bees. This does not affect wild bees.
• 23:31
  El Guapo: No.
• 23:32
  Testecleese: So, it's not affecting pollination as it would have happened naturally, it's only slowing down you pollinating your fruit trees with your own bees.
• 23:41
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 23:42
  Testecleese: You know, or… getting your own honey, you know what I mean?
• 23:46
  Testecleese: Gotcha.
• 23:47
  Testecleese: Things, bees are real easy to take care of.
• 23:51
  Brian McFadden: We're thinking about getting bees down the road, so…
• 23:54
  Testecleese: I've done bees before.
• 23:56
  Testecleese: They're easy to take care of, but if you don't keep up on the size of everything, and have another hive ready for them, they'll swarm and just leave.
• 24:03
  Testecleese: Which is unfortunate. Actually, I have a video of that somewhere, when they swarmed, and I walked out in the middle of this bee swarm, and just recorded it all around me.
• 24:11
  Brian McFadden: It was wild, just… it was so loud with all these bees.
• 24:15
  Testecleese: Million… literally millions of bees swarming around me, just going, you know?
• 24:21
  Testecleese: The repeat offender has returned.
• 24:24
  Ron Pascoe: Merry Christmas!
• 24:26
  Brian McFadden: He's on holiday, it's Boxing Day.
• 24:29
  Testecleese: No, that's in Canada.
• 24:30
  Ron Pascoe: Everyone.
• 24:32
  Ron Pascoe: Australia does Boxing Day.
• 24:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, I mean, I guess technically we do now, too, we just don't call it Boxing Day, right?
• 24:39
  Brian McFadden: What do we… what do we call it?
• 24:41
  Testecleese: I don't know, Christmas? Trump made it official, didn't he?
• 24:45
  Brian McFadden: For this year, but he gave… but he gave them multiple days off. He got Christmas Eve, the day after Christmas… they got, like, a 5-day weekend.
• 24:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's a lot to say for a nation that's not a Christian nation, huh?
• 25:00
  Brian McFadden: Christmas is the only Christian religious holiday that's a national holiday.
• 25:07
  Testecleese: That's a good point. No one seems to give a shit about Easter or Good Friday.
• 25:11
  Testecleese: God, yeah, god, or, or, Ash Wednesday.
• 25:16
  Brian McFadden: No, they're not holidays.
• 25:17
  Testecleese: In March.
• 25:19
  Brian McFadden: You don't get the day off for the…
• 25:21
  Testecleese: Correct, but… I just want everyone to understand that,
• 25:25
  Testecleese: Good Friday is way more important a day in the Christian calendar than Christmas is.
• 25:31
  Testecleese: A lot of people don't believe that, but Jesus dying for us is way more of a big deal for the religion than, him being born.
• 25:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he couldn't die if he wasn't born, so…
• 25:43
  Brian McFadden: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
• 25:45
  Testecleese: Well, the birthday came first, and the egg came first. There were animals before birds that laid eggs, okay?
• 25:52
  Ron Pascoe: Please be confused.
• 25:57
  Testecleese: Where we're… oh, moving on to the holidays, anyway.
• 26:00
  Testecleese: I saw shit posted about this Christmas Eve family photo from Biden.
• 26:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 26:06
  Testecleese: I didn't think much of it, so I didn't bother sharing it.
• 26:08
  Brian McFadden: I didn't either for a while, but it kept coming up. I'm like, fuck it, I'm gonna throw it in there, you know?
• 26:14
  Testecleese: The big deal is he's behind everyone, you can't barely see him, and.
• 26:17
  Brian McFadden: And Hunter Biden's the front and center, he's the new face of the family.
• 26:23
  Testecleese: Oh, so they've given up.
• 26:26
  Brian McFadden: Think so.
• 26:27
  Testecleese: I think they would have done better with Ashley, even though she used to take showers with her father.
• 26:32
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, definitely. She doesn't… she's not known for her fantastic artist abilities.
• 26:40
  Testecleese: She's never smuggled cocaine into the White House before, either.
• 26:43
  Brian McFadden: Nope. There's no proof that it actually happened.
• 26:47
  Brian McFadden: That the cocaine was there? That they had the cocaine!
• 26:51
  Testecleese: They're like, oh, well, you know, how are we supposed to know where it came from? Like, this… security cameras? Like, if you could smuggle cocaine in, what else could I smuggle in?
• 27:00
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. You know what I mean?
• 27:07
  Testecleese: I mean, that right there tells you it wasn't… yes, it was smuggled, but it's not like you got… you got by anyone. Someone looked the other way and let him walk, whoever had this through with him, and it was probably Hunter when he was in his crack binge.
• 27:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 27:22
  Testecleese: Alright, I saw this one, or maybe you did,
• 27:26
  Testecleese: This Democrat, she's running for office, I guess, or she's in office?
• 27:31
  Testecleese: Oh, Sheila… McCormick, a Democrat out of Florida.
• 27:36
  Testecleese: posted a picture of herself in front of the American flag for, like, Merry Christmas.
• 27:43
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 27:44
  Testecleese: And she, edited out a ring that she had on her finger for the picture she used versus a picture that we had all seen.
• 27:51
  Testecleese: And that ring is believed to have been bought with the 100… with the $109,000 stolen from FEMA funds.
• 27:59
  Brian McFadden: Wow.
• 27:59
  Ron Pascoe: HubSpot.
• 28:01
  Testecleese: Yeah. Community note on X.
• 28:08
  Testecleese: With the modern age of internet sleuthery, you'd think you would know better than to try to hide something, like, just wear the ring and no one will notice it, but someone will notice it's different than the same picture you put out 3 months ago, you know?
• 28:19
  Brian McFadden: Yup, exactly.
• 28:23
  Testecleese: Oh my goodness.
• 28:24
  Testecleese: Oh, he was a… he was a fun one, Schumer. Our favorite Amy Schumer, because she's so funny, right?
• 28:30
  Brian McFadden: Not anymore.
• 28:32
  Testecleese: I don't think she ever really was. She's your typical…
• 28:36
  Testecleese: Liberal woman comedian, and just makes jokes about her cooch, and…
• 28:41
  Ron Pascoe: Hmm.
• 28:42
  Testecleese: Gettin' plowed.
• 28:44
  Ron Pascoe: No.
• 28:46
  Testecleese: It's funny, once in a while, but not all the time.
• 28:49
  Testecleese: Farm.
• 28:50
  Testecleese: But yeah, she was lighting up her Hanukkah menorah candles, and she said she learned who her true friends were after the October 7th attack.
• 29:00
  Testecleese: And, you know, because everyone was like, yeah, fuck Israel!
• 29:03
  Testecleese: And, you know, all the rioting, not even rioting, the attacks we're seeing of people attacking these Jewish folk at schools.
• 29:10
  Testecleese: I gotta laugh, because everyone that would have been a, quote, true friend…
• 29:15
  Testecleese: She's already pushed away for the same stuff that she's the victim of right now.
• 29:24
  Brian McFadden: We've got a rebuttal from El Matador's, statements in the group chat.
• 29:30
  Brian McFadden: Somebody went and found the actual story from…
• 29:34
  Ron Pascoe: -Oh.
• 29:35
  Brian McFadden: Carolina State University.
• 29:40
  Testecleese: So, right?
• 29:41
  Testecleese: Are you live broadcasting this, or…
• 29:43
  Brian McFadden: No, this is Ray, did it? Ray's…
• 29:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, I just sent you the stuff that, like.
• 29:48
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 29:48
  El Guapo: So there are people… there are people eating each other on the Caribbean island, that's where the name came from.
• 29:54
  El Guapo: And it's…
• 29:54
  Testecleese: Wow, yeah.
• 29:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, north… Columbus… There you go, we got.
• 30:01
  El Guapo: It actually was in his, diaries, too, he was talking about it.
• 30:05
  El Guapo: You know, he… people think Columbus came and, like, conquers people. No, he saves… he's a story that he saved, like, a couple people from getting eaten, and they had to go move to another island, you know?
• 30:18
  El Guapo: So that's in his diary himself.
• 30:20
  Testecleese: I don't want to compare the man to Harriet Tubman.
• 30:24
  Testecleese: Because you can't. And I'm sure even the.
• 30:27
  El Guapo: No, he went for exploring.
• 30:28
  Testecleese: Gary Tubman. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 30:29
  El Guapo: Just…
• 30:30
  Testecleese: But I'm just saying…
• 30:31
  Testecleese: It's… but Harriet Tubman famously said, yes, I saved many slaves… freed many slaves, I would have freed many more if only they knew they were slaves.
• 30:39
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, this is like…
• 30:40
  Testecleese: It sounds like this is what this is. This man was helping people, and…
• 30:44
  El Guapo: No, no, but I… no, he was… no, he was, what's the word I'm looking for? The different tribes…
• 30:49
  Testecleese: So he was helping the peaceful tribe, not the violent ones. Not the cannibals.
• 30:54
  El Guapo: not the cannibals, but it just… it's gonna be competition. That's… that's how we conquer the West, though, because it's a different tribe. You help one tribe.
• 31:01
  El Guapo: Conquer the other tribe.
• 31:03
  Testecleese: Easily united everyone together against the bad guys.
• 31:06
  El Guapo: Yes, the Weber, the patches was the most vicious one.
• 31:10
  Testecleese: But yeah, Columbus was never a conquistador, right?
• 31:13
  El Guapo: No, he was an explorer.
• 31:14
  Testecleese: User Explorer, yeah, big…
• 31:15
  El Guapo: Yeah, he just explores, yeah, he used… he used to navigate. He was never… he probably was a governor for a minute, but the one he was really…
• 31:23
  El Guapo: one that had power, and the one that got Columba arrested was a priest. Always a fucking priest, dude.
• 31:30
  El Guapo: They wanna… they wanna have power.
• 31:32
  Testecleese: I want the Catholic Church, but they also invented science.
• 31:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know.
• 31:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, people don't realize that.
• 31:41
  El Guapo: Well, unless you go against whoever's the pope in charge, you know? I saw Marco… was it, Marco Polo?
• 31:48
  El Guapo: What's, Galileo?
• 31:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, absolutely.
• 31:52
  El Guapo: Going to a hand.
• 31:53
  Testecleese: Galileo, he was the… was…
• 31:55
  El Guapo: The garbage.
• 31:56
  Testecleese: You said the Earth is round, right?
• 31:58
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 31:59
  El Guapo: It was heresy. No, no, no, it wasn't around. He was saying that, some…
• 32:04
  El Guapo: The Earth rotates around the Sun.
• 32:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, the Earth wasn't the center of the universe.
• 32:08
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 32:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was some Polish guy that said the Earth was round first, I think.
• 32:14
  El Guapo: No, they didn't cover that in Greek era. Galileo. He came up with the math, how much discomforts are there.
• 32:20
  Testecleese: Hernicus. Maybe.
• 32:22
  El Guapo: I think so. But anyways, Christopher Colombo is the one that's like.
• 32:25
  Testecleese: around it.
• 32:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, Christopher's logged, no, I think he, the calculations were wrong, because I think the circumference there is shorter than that, so that's why he was trying to prove the shorter route to the West Indies… to India.
• 32:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, he thought he could go…
• 32:41
  Testecleese: west and pop out, right, not realizing that the Atlantic Ocean…
• 32:45
  El Guapo: Fucking… yeah.
• 32:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, not realizing there's a Pacific Ocean or North America.
• 32:49
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 32:50
  Testecleese: Shit.
• 32:52
  Testecleese: Imagine back then, though, me coming across these folks, having no idea what they're saying, even your most modern linguists can't…
• 33:00
  Testecleese: figure out and translate them, because their language has no common root to your languages, you know what I mean? It must have been very difficult.
• 33:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 33:10
  El Guapo: Fun fact.
• 33:11
  El Guapo: Back in the map, back in the days, it used to be, like, from east to west?
• 33:16
  El Guapo: Because they had a compass, so there was no compass, so that wherever the sun rises were set, that's why the map would, like, elongated, like, sideways and stuff. And that's where the word come from, orient yourself, you know, like, hey, get yourself straight, you know?
• 33:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, and the, not the Prime… yeah, the Prime Meridian.
• 33:39
  El Guapo: It's been, like, has been…
• 33:41
  Testecleese: it has been in, like, 20 different places, because East and West had no end, whereas North and South did.
• 33:47
  Testecleese: So whoever drew the map put themselves at zero.
• 33:51
  Ron Pascoe: No.
• 33:51
  Testecleese: Finally, the world adopted the Prime Meridian from, the United Kingdom.
• 33:58
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 33:59
  Testecleese: But yeah, anyway, AB Shuber's all shocked.
• 34:01
  Ron Pascoe: I don't want anybody.
• 34:02
  Testecleese: That she's being basically exiled from good, polite society.
• 34:07
  Testecleese: For, saying you shouldn't kill Jews.
• 34:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I don't know why she's surprised about that.
• 34:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, I just… I laughed.
• 34:14
  Testecleese: I was like, wow, you did the same thing to everyone else who said you shouldn't just let people get murdered.
• 34:19
  Testecleese: But now that it's your people being murdered, it matters.
• 34:22
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 34:23
  Testecleese: You'd think a Jewish person would understand the… when they came for the Jews, I didn't say anything, because I'm not Jewish thing, you know what I mean?
• 34:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 34:31
  Brian McFadden: I bet she still votes Democrat, though.
• 34:34
  Testecleese: I'm certain of it, and I bet you she still says… thinks Trump's a Nazi, even though her side's the one saying.
• 34:40
  Testecleese: eradicate Israel and wipe out the Jews in our country, you know?
• 34:47
  Ron Pascoe: Why?
• 34:48
  Testecleese: this Kennedy Center thing, Brian.
• 34:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the, because Trump took over, he, he got rid of all the board members that were in the Kennedy Center.
• 34:58
  Brian McFadden: And he put, a whole new board in place to, like, increase profitability and to, you know, get the thing running better than it was. And the board voted to make a minor change to the name of the Kennedy Center.
• 35:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't give a shit. Trump… we all know Trump is full of himself.
• 35:19
  Testecleese: I mean, he named all of his buildings after himself.
• 35:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but he didn't do this, the people on the board did it.
• 35:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's really big.
• 35:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, because of that…
• 35:29
  Brian McFadden: And because of that, these people got mad, and they canceled their… the Christmas Eve jazz concert they had… they've had there for the last 20 years. They canceled it. So who's really affected by it? The employees that didn't have a job that night?
• 35:46
  Brian McFadden: The concertgoers that didn't have a concert that they paid for to go, you know.
• 35:53
  Testecleese: Damn, these people.
• 35:54
  Brian McFadden: And the people that were performing didn't get paid either, because they had no gig to go to.
• 36:00
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 36:01
  Brian McFadden: So, it's very… I mean, whether or not you agree with what they did, you know, it's very short-sighted, just like, oh, I'm gonna cancel, cancel, cancel, you know, because it's not just canceling the one thing, you're affecting hundreds of thousands of people when you do that.
• 36:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, and you could have done the concert and used the stage as a platform to talk shit about it.
• 36:23
  Brian McFadden: Yes, exactly.
• 36:23
  Testecleese: change.
• 36:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 36:25
  Testecleese: We still would have said that's trashy to do, but at least they would have fulfilled their contract.
• 36:30
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 36:32
  El Guapo: Am I hearing noises in the background?
• 36:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, the repeat offender's got something going on over there.
• 36:37
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 36:39
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, sorry. That's a difficult narrative, isn't it?
• 36:44
  Ron Pascoe: They never tell the full facts, they just go on what they want to think and say, there's facts.
• 36:54
  Brian McFadden: Is the internet.
• 36:55
  Testecleese: I only got…
• 36:55
  Brian McFadden: Until he starts talking.
• 36:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, I only got bits and pieces, unfortunately. Sorry, can you?
• 37:00
  Ron Pascoe: Mostly.
• 37:04
  Ron Pascoe: They'll say what they want, for their own purposes. Can you hear me?
• 37:09
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 37:10
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, for their own purposes.
• 37:15
  Ron Pascoe: Well, if I said, and unless it was actually going on, then they could have a pointed out, but they did.
• 37:22
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, especially if you promise to do something, you fucking do it, right?
• 37:25
  Brian McFadden: They've been doing it for 20 years, so…
• 37:28
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 37:33
  Testecleese: Missed all that, but…
• 37:34
  Testecleese: Same idea, Brian. If the Lions decided not to play on Thanksgiving because they don't like something the president did.
• 37:41
  Testecleese: I mean, that… And they, what, they announced this a couple days before, like, the day before?
• 37:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 37:46
  Testecleese: How many people honestly expect to sit down and watch the Lions play football on Thanksgiving Day?
• 37:51
  Brian McFadden: Well, it's not just people, it's not just people around the nation, but it's also the people that have planned their whole Thanksgiving out to go to the game.
• 38:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, exactly. I changed my Thanksgiving, because we're gonna tailgate Thanksgiving at the game, and now the games aren't there, and now all the concessions people, the, the people that do you tickets, security, the announcers.
• 38:12
  Brian McFadden: They're all out of jail.
• 38:13
  Testecleese: Broadcasting company don't get paid.
• 38:19
  Testecleese: And this is fun. This is something I've seen before, but…
• 38:22
  Testecleese: Joy Reid brought it back up from some dude from Medford, Mass, standing out there.
• 38:27
  Testecleese: Talking trash about Jingle Bells.
• 38:29
  Testecleese: Yup. Now it's racist.
• 38:31
  El Guapo: And…
• 38:32
  Testecleese: In the article, it even… Even says, like, well, there's no actual racist phrases.
• 38:38
  Testecleese: No lyrics that are racist.
• 38:40
  Testecleese: But it was written by a Confederate soldier, and it was for people in blackface doing minstrel shows. And I was like, first of all…
• 38:48
  Testecleese: The Confederates could have won that war had they char- pushed north up to D.C. after Bull Run, but they said, no, we pushed the Yanks back.
• 38:57
  Testecleese: we're gonna leave them alone, they're gonna leave us alone, and that didn't work well for them. Not saying that didn't… was a terrible thing to happen, but they could have won and didn't. They didn't push to DC. Know the fuck way did they march another 600 miles north to Massachusetts, occupy it well enough that they have time to sit down and write jingles for Christmas.
• 39:14
  Brian McFadden: You know what I mean?
• 39:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 39:20
  Testecleese: Oh, God, and this.
• 39:21
  Brian McFadden: They had better things to worry about than worry about the Jingle Bill song.
• 39:26
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 39:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, apparently the original name of the song was, One Horse Open Slay.
• 39:32
  El Guapo: Mmm. But I just…
• 39:34
  Testecleese: And I was like, yes, you're right, okay. I… thank you, Massachusetts, for admitting that you're, in fact, the real racists here, okay?
• 39:46
  Testecleese: Alright, Massachusetts brings us right.
• 39:49
  El Guapo: Right into the liberal policies going on right now.
• 39:52
  Brian McFadden: Nothing liberal happening in Massachusetts?
• 39:55
  Testecleese: Well, actually, if you wanted to do that, I'm just gonna skip down and read one of these.
• 40:03
  Testecleese: I think he's the mayor… I wanna say Mattapan?
• 40:07
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, this guy, yo!
• 40:12
  Testecleese: Oh, Lawrence, Massachusetts, I'm sorry.
• 40:13
  Brian McFadden: People… people elected him, and that's… apparently, that's a fairly good-sized city in Massachusetts. It's not like…
• 40:21
  Testecleese: West a little bit, but yeah.
• 40:22
  Brian McFadden: It's not a podunk town.
• 40:24
  Testecleese: Exactly, it's not a little tiny town, it's a city. And they elected a Dominican-born dude to be their mayor who doesn't speak English.
• 40:31
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 40:32
  El Guapo: Wow.
• 40:34
  Testecleese: Did you see, like, interviews and stuff with him?
• 40:37
  Brian McFadden: He had to, request an interpreter to be at the meetings.
• 40:43
  El Guapo: No, no, but when he was going to elections and stuff like that, then he had, like, debates and stuff like that?
• 40:48
  Testecleese: Even if he had an interpreter, exactly, hasn't he spoken and people get to see someone listen to him then speak English?
• 40:55
  Brian McFadden: You think.
• 40:56
  Testecleese: And that's.
• 40:58
  El Guapo: You know what, I should go with their ruffle major, and don't speak English, and see what happens.
• 41:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, and you know what even better? Play like you're some ice victim, dude.
• 41:06
  El Guapo: Just every time they ask you a question, just go, are you the me? Yeah.
• 41:12
  El Guapo: Yeah… No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no.
• 41:17
  Testecleese: Meets Eos!
• 41:19
  El Guapo: Museum holes!
• 41:24
  El Guapo: I don't want to go back to Mexico, because the only thing they got over there is Mexican food!
• 41:30
  Testecleese: You know what's funny is everyone talks about Mexican food. All the best food we call Mexican is actually American food. It's Tex-Max.
• 41:37
  El Guapo: Mmm, he'll text me.
• 41:38
  Testecleese: Yes. But, anywhere in the world, really, besides, the, quote, Western world, everyone eats the same thing.
• 41:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, trickling.
• 41:48
  Testecleese: It's even… chicken and rice, and it's a staple in even Western households, isn't it?
• 41:52
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 41:53
  Testecleese: Chicken and rice, it's what everyone.
• 41:55
  El Guapo: Vegetables once in a while, you know?
• 41:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly! You put it… you put some rice down, some chicken on top of that with some sauce, some veg… sauteed vegetables on top inside your tortilla wrap.
• 42:05
  Testecleese: Boom! It's easy, it's not messy, and it's… Fucking delicious!
• 42:09
  Brian McFadden: That sounds like a fajita.
• 42:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, or a burrito, because it's a little donkey, and you can load it up.
• 42:16
  El Guapo: Call it a sandwich, you know.
• 42:19
  Testecleese: Well, I just gotta laugh. You got the burrito, which is Little Donkey, but then you go to.
• 42:23
  El Guapo: You know why they call it a little donkey?
• 42:25
  Testecleese: Because you can load it up.
• 42:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, get loaded up, yeah.
• 42:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, and you'll tear your ass up later.
• 42:33
  Testecleese: But my favorite is Taco Bell's Gordita. Doesn't that mean Little Fat Girl?
• 42:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 42:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 42:41
  Testecleese: A lot of them, that's who you're gonna be. Yeah.
• 42:44
  Testecleese: It makes me laugh, it's like, what are you having for dinner tonight? Little fat girl?
• 42:51
  Testecleese: Like, if you go to Mexico, to a Taco Bell, are they… is it still called a gordita, or do they have a different name for it?
• 42:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, Taco Bells in Mexico.
• 42:59
  Testecleese: Oh, I guarantee… I guarantee you there are Taco Bells in Mexico. I bet it's right across the street from the McDonald's. Mexico City has all this shit, and Cancun, where all the white people go on spring break.
• 43:12
  El Guapo: that.
• 43:13
  El Guapo: Probably, probably sell beer in there, too.
• 43:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, I've been to a McDonald's, I had a beer.
• 43:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they did in Spain.
• 43:22
  Testecleese: And I remember being pissed off that my buddy demanded to go to McDonald's, and I think it was…
• 43:27
  Testecleese: somewhere in the Middle East, and it was one of the places where, like, foreigners could drink, but the locals couldn't, because of Islam.
• 43:34
  Testecleese: And I was like, I can't believe you're bringing me… like, we're in, like, Turkey or something, like, I can't believe you're bringing me to, like, a McDonald's, and we're not gonna try the local deli.
• 43:40
  El Guapo: I'm like, no, you have to try.
• 43:42
  Testecleese: And then, yeah, I sat down, I was like, I can get a beer with my frickin' Big Mac? Nice!
• 43:47
  El Guapo: Okay, so my hometown, they got a Pizza Hut.
• 43:51
  El Guapo: Dude, over there is, like, a fucking five-star restaurant, dude. They sit you down, they bring you… like an old… actually, it's like the old, Pixar Hut, dude.
• 43:59
  El Guapo: It's like a sit-in restaurant.
• 44:02
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, well, El Salvador in general is, like, 1990s United States, isn't it?
• 44:07
  El Guapo: Yeah, something like that, yeah.
• 44:09
  Testecleese: as much as I'm not trying to make fun of them.
• 44:12
  Testecleese: Depending on How I Met Your Father, they made a joke, the Canadian one made a joke about something, and she's like, well, yeah, the 90s didn't get to Canada, or the 80s didn't get to Canada until the 90s.
• 44:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 44:23
  El Guapo: But it's… dude, it's nice to remember good times going to…
• 44:28
  El Guapo: Pizza Hot, they had, like, a sit-in, you could order a pie, you know.
• 44:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and I love the… I love the Pizza Hut Lunch Buffet, too.
• 44:36
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 44:37
  Testecleese: Dude, the booking program was one of the greatest things to ever happen, to education in this country. Pizza… Pizza Hut.
• 44:44
  Testecleese: would,
• 44:46
  Testecleese: your kids read so many books, or whatever, Pizza Hut would give them a free, personal kid's pizza.
• 44:51
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 44:52
  Testecleese: You know, like, that was really cool.
• 44:54
  El Guapo: How does that make the program happen?
• 44:55
  Testecleese: schools. It was a program through the schools, mostly honor system.
• 44:59
  Testecleese: But, yeah, it was through the schools, and you'd put stars on the board, and when you got to, like, 5.
• 45:04
  Ron Pascoe: You got.
• 45:04
  Testecleese: a card you can take to Pizza Hut, and they give you a free small pizza.
• 45:08
  Testecleese: I'm like, this is awesome!
• 45:10
  Testecleese: That was back when it was a family sit-down kind of thing, and now it's a, if you could find one, it's a takeout place, you know?
• 45:16
  El Guapo: Even at McDonald's, though, it's all oriented to the people that don't got… they ain't have kids.
• 45:22
  El Guapo: It's like a fancy restaurant now, like…
• 45:24
  Testecleese: That's because Gen X reproduced, mostly.
• 45:28
  El Guapo: Like…
• 45:28
  Testecleese: Like you would expect, but not like the boomers did, obviously.
• 45:32
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 45:33
  Testecleese: And then the millennials, barely.
• 45:35
  Ron Pascoe: introduced.
• 45:37
  Testecleese: And… Gen Alpha's even worse than that.
• 45:42
  Testecleese: That's… that's why they're importing people, dude, is because we're not reproducing. But the problem is, they're also telling you to abort your kids, and because you aborted your kids, we need to immigrate
• 45:52
  Testecleese: We need to bring people into our country.
• 45:54
  El Guapo: Because we need someone.
• 45:56
  Testecleese: button.
• 45:57
  Testecleese: Was it, what's her name? Kelly Oswald, who's gonna clean your toilet?
• 46:03
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 46:03
  Brian McFadden: How's he?
• 46:04
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 46:06
  Testecleese: I just… I still can't believe she said that, and it's like, wow, you really.
• 46:10
  El Guapo: I'm a person saying, who's gonna wipe my ass and shit, you know?
• 46:15
  El Guapo: When I get older, They're still saying that shit.
• 46:19
  Testecleese: Well, and that's the thing, it should be your children!
• 46:22
  Testecleese: But you decided not to have kids, and instead imported a whole bunch of people, so now you're gonna have to have someone who doesn't speak English when you're trying to explain to them that they're hurting your butthole, and they don't understand.
• 46:32
  El Guapo: Get the double ply, now the single ply!
• 46:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't… don't need you checking my oil every day, okay?
• 46:40
  El Guapo: Get it done.
• 46:41
  Testecleese: No, I'm not!
• 46:42
  El Guapo: download.
• 46:42
  Testecleese: low.
• 46:43
  El Guapo: They'll get the John White toilet paper.
• 46:46
  Testecleese: Ugh.
• 46:48
  Testecleese: So, Whoopi Goldberg's complaining about,
• 46:53
  Testecleese: healthcare programs in the United States, and she's calling out Trump, which first made me laugh.
• 46:59
  Testecleese: Because Obamacare's in place.
• 47:01
  Brian McFadden: Right. They promised as it was not gonna go up in price, and then they wanted, what, an extra trillion and a half dollars to fund it?
• 47:08
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 47:09
  Testecleese: Which is what the Dems shut the government down over.
• 47:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the government, yeah, because the COVID subsidies that made it more affordable for everyone.
• 47:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, but COVID's not…
• 47:20
  Brian McFadden: So the name of it was the Affordable Care Act.
• 47:22
  Testecleese: Exactly. And Whoopi's complaining now, saying she has to pay $1,000 for her eye drops, and I was like, what the fuck eye drops do you have, lady?
• 47:29
  El Guapo: Lou, what the fuck?
• 47:32
  Testecleese: This sounds like rich people problems that don't have health insurance because they can just pay it out of pocket.
• 47:41
  Testecleese: And how is… This is something I just don't understand.
• 47:45
  Testecleese: Obama was in office for 8 years straight, right?
• 47:49
  Testecleese: Seven and a half years into his term, they were still blaming shit on Bush.
• 47:54
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 47:54
  Testecleese: Trump hasn't been in office a fucking year.
• 47:59
  Testecleese: And all this shit's his problems. Like, the dude's been in office for a month, and how is this his fault? You know what I mean?
• 48:06
  Ron Pascoe: Dude.
• 48:08
  Testecleese: Which is crazy. $1,000 eye drops? What… what? Are they morphine?
• 48:13
  El Guapo: Probably.
• 48:15
  El Guapo: Should get a good shoot.
• 48:18
  Testecleese: Love of God!
• 48:21
  Testecleese: Wow. Oh, the escape from New York has begun!
• 48:25
  Brian McFadden: Is it actually happening?
• 48:29
  El Guapo: Don't stop in Virginia, we fool.
• 48:31
  Testecleese: Well, Florida has already seen a $100 million rush of real estate coming into the state from New York alone.
• 48:39
  Testecleese: which I found interesting.
• 48:41
  Testecleese: Cuz… All I hear is the Dems talk shit about Florida.
• 48:46
  Testecleese: Right. And you can say, oh, no income tax, state income tax, but neither does New Hampshire.
• 48:53
  Testecleese: But… New Hampshire… they didn't go to New Hampshire, which is right next door.
• 48:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, so they're all gonna go down to Florida because it's not fucked up by Democrats, and then turn it into a Democrat state.
• 49:07
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, that's…
• 49:13
  El Guapo: bringing all the world down to another state, mate. That's… that's where you're gonna get your big problems from.
• 49:21
  Testecleese: That's something I think not enough people take into account. They'll say, like, oh, look how beautiful it is out there, and you can do this, and this, and this.
• 49:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 49:27
  Testecleese: And it's like, now, make sure you have a… understand why.
• 49:31
  Testecleese: What's the difference between there and where you are?
• 49:35
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 49:36
  Ron Pascoe: A blue and a red boat.
• 49:39
  Testecleese: And, geez, how much is property value gonna go up when these wealthy, wealthy people rushing down to New York show up into Florida? It's gonna drive up the property value there by a lot, it's gonna spread out and drive up the costs for most of the housing, because you know they're not gonna be in Central and Florida, the swamp. They're gonna be in, like, Orlando and Tampa, right?
• 49:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 50:05
  Testecleese: I don't remember where this one was. Oh, it's in Virginia. There we go, I was gonna share it in local, but… fit well here. I think Guapo shared this one about the,
• 50:13
  Testecleese: some pro-police group is trying to use a law put on the books in Virginia that was supposed to.
• 50:22
  Testecleese: Hold cops accountable or something like that.
• 50:25
  El Guapo: Hold on.
• 50:26
  Testecleese: And they're trying to use it to,
• 50:29
  Testecleese: get the prosecutor, the Soros books, Soros-backed prosecutor out of office in Virginia, whoever that…
• 50:38
  Testecleese: Is it the Attorneys General, or is this a lawyer?
• 50:44
  El Guapo: Mmm, this, .
• 50:46
  Brian McFadden: This is the incoming tur… Attorney General, I don't know.
• 50:54
  Testecleese: Well, this law was passed because of the… about the cops… about cops in general, because, like, what happened with Breonna Taylor when the cops busted down the door and killed her boyfriend and… or killed her, because her boyfriend drew a gun.
• 51:06
  El Guapo: false.
• 51:07
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 51:10
  Testecleese: So, they want the same thing applied, which I think is gonna be interesting to see how the Dems react, because this is what they do.
• 51:16
  Testecleese: They put policy in place, and then they get offended when it's applied.
• 51:23
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 51:25
  Testecleese: We already mentioned the, the Dominican-born dude in mass that doesn't speak English.
• 51:30
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 51:34
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 51:36
  Testecleese: Now… now… we have to…
• 51:40
  Testecleese: Explain this next one to me, Brian. What's going on? A judge ordered the administration to, like, put… submit plans for due process for deported people in El Salvador?
• 51:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they want them all back.
• 51:55
  Testecleese: I don't understand.
• 51:58
  Brian McFadden: That's the judges trying to prove that they're more powerful than the executive branch.
• 52:04
  Testecleese: then Congress and the executive branch need to do something about the judicial branch.
• 52:09
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 52:10
  Testecleese: Two of them together can crush the judicial, and you know that.
• 52:13
  Brian McFadden: Well, it's everybody's favorite U.S. District Judge, James Jonesberg.
• 52:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, he seems to keep showing up every time, doesn't he?
• 52:24
  Testecleese: And now he seems to have authority over international things.
• 52:27
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 52:29
  Testecleese: He's saying you have to bring people from El Salvador into the United States?
• 52:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, import, import, immigration.
• 52:37
  Brian McFadden: He certified a class action lawsuit against the government. He says that the government must submit its plans to allow them to contest their designation under the Alien Enemies Act by January 5th.
• 52:52
  Brian McFadden: So that doesn't necessarily mean bringing them back, but it means that there has to be a process in place
• 52:59
  Brian McFadden: Where they can… they can fight their deportation from El Salvador, or Venezuela, wherever they're at now.
• 53:07
  Testecleese: I will say, that makes sense in terms of due process, because everyone says due process, assuming that means a trial jury.
• 53:16
  Testecleese: Well, I just want to point out, you get a speeding ticket, you don't get a trial jury even if you fight it, do you?
• 53:21
  El Guapo: A jury trial. Yeah, you see the judge's stuff.
• 53:24
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 53:26
  Testecleese: Due process, it's different depending on what the, infraction is.
• 53:30
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 53:31
  Testecleese: But yes, if you're allowed to say, no, I disagree with this, Boop.
• 53:37
  Testecleese: Does that mean anything happens if they say it doesn't apply to me?
• 53:40
  Testecleese: Or can they just say, I don't care?
• 53:43
  Testecleese: You know?
• 53:45
  Testecleese: And is a Zoom call good enough for these guys to contest it?
• 53:49
  El Guapo: Nick.
• 53:50
  Ron Pascoe: Well, self-deportation, the biggest deportation happening right now?
• 53:54
  Testecleese: Are there more people…
• 53:56
  Ron Pascoe: self-deporting? Aren't they also saying to them, you don't have to go home, you just tell us we want to go, but you're not staying here?
• 54:02
  Ron Pascoe: -
• 54:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. We don't care where you go, you just can't be here.
• 54:06
  Testecleese: Yeah. Right. As, I don't know if you guys say it in Australia, but what we've always said is, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
• 54:14
  Brian McFadden: We'd say that at the bar.
• 54:16
  Ron Pascoe: Yay.
• 54:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. The bar always says that. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
• 54:24
  Testecleese: Honor, oh, just… it's… it's getting crazy.
• 54:30
  Testecleese: And…
• 54:31
  Testecleese: think the Dems have already forgotten that Biden, before he dropped out of the race, actually ran on border security and doing something with these illegal immigrants.
• 54:39
  Brian McFadden: They didn't really mean it.
• 54:42
  Testecleese: Doesn't matter if he meant it or not, he put it out there as if he did, and the Democrats…
• 54:47
  Testecleese: Biden doesn't lie, right? The Dems don't lie, so they must have believed it was a good idea.
• 54:54
  Testecleese: Well, that's according to these people that vote Dem, anyway.
• 54:59
  Testecleese: I just… I don't understand how it's a great policy under this guy, but it's the most evil thing under this guy.
• 55:05
  Brian McFadden: I mean, just like Obama, the supporter-in-chief.
• 55:10
  Testecleese: Who cares? And that brings us right back to our… Our favorite illegal immigrant.
• 55:16
  Testecleese: They're now calling him the wrongly deported migrant.
• 55:21
  Brian McFadden: How can I be deported? He's in the United States!
• 55:24
  Testecleese: Oh, because he was deported and he was brought back, and now a judge Excuse me.
• 55:31
  Testecleese: just dropped.
• 55:33
  Testecleese: Is human trafficking charge.
• 55:38
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 55:40
  Testecleese: So, there you go, Kilmar, Brago Garcia, Maryland, man.
• 55:47
  Testecleese: The guy had… what, 3 separate times a judge has told him he has to leave the country, and twice he at least… at least twice he said, okay.
• 55:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 55:56
  Testecleese: I don't understand what the issue is here.
• 55:59
  Testecleese: Like, why…
• 56:00
  Ron Pascoe: Go and get one of them.
• 56:02
  Testecleese: But there must be a better example of someone being deported. At least find a guy who's not a bad guy. Like, I'm sure someone's crossed the border illegally, that's the only bad thing they've ever done. At least find that guy.
• 56:15
  Ron Pascoe: The Democrats are just… all they're trying to do is get someone to get ahead to rule, either Pam Bondys, or… they're still trying. I've got nothing. I've got no policy.
• 56:27
  Ron Pascoe: boomers around where the no taxes on tips comes in.
• 56:31
  Ron Pascoe: All that sort of stuff, mate, like…
• 56:32
  Testecleese: Stop talking trash right away.
• 56:34
  Ron Pascoe: Boo.
• 56:35
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. They're gonna look like the biggest quills in January 1st.
• 56:39
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, I…
• 56:41
  Testecleese: These Dems will believe whatever they want, just like they're saying that these issues they're having in their Massachusetts town, that is a Massachusetts governor and a Massachusetts…
• 56:49
  Testecleese: you know, I'm sorry, a Dem mayor and a Dem governor.
• 56:54
  Testecleese: Complaining about Trump's policies, and like, you know that doesn't affect us here.
• 56:58
  Testecleese: So, obviously, it's not a Trump policy, it's where you are policy.
• 57:02
  Testecleese: Like, you pass these policies, not us.
• 57:09
  Testecleese: Like, my sister recently complained about gas prices, because they actually went up in winter.
• 57:14
  Testecleese: And she's like, fuck Trump. And I was like, really? Mine's down,
• 57:18
  Testecleese: Was under, 3 bucks a gallon for, like, a month and a half, and then it went down another dime.
• 57:23
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 57:24
  Brian McFadden: I saw Gads yesterday for $2.41, so…
• 57:28
  Ron Pascoe: You did.
• 57:29
  Testecleese: Wow, there you go. But she's paying almost 4 bucks a gallon. She's saying it's Trump's fault. I was like, no, Massachusetts passed these laws!
• 57:37
  Brian McFadden: To maintain the role.
• 57:38
  Testecleese: This thing is to maintain the roads. I was like a $2…
• 57:41
  Brian McFadden: Tax on the gas.
• 57:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, per gallon.
• 57:45
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it's go.
• 57:46
  Ron Pascoe: system was pretty recently, I was also…
• 57:50
  Testecleese: I couldn't hear that, but I pointed out to her that Massachusetts collects a gasoline tax to pay for the repairs of the roads. She said, well, then how come all the roads are full of potholes and look like shit? I'm like, you better talk to your own elected officials about that.
• 58:02
  El Guapo: Yeah, what'd they do with the bunny?
• 58:04
  Testecleese: I was like, what, you think, yeah, you think Donald Trump's coming down to frickin' Cedar Lane Road in Plymouth, Massachusetts, to fuckin' pave it?
• 58:12
  Testecleese: No! That's… that's Plymouth that's supposed to do that, you know?
• 58:17
  Testecleese: What's… exactly, what's Plymouth doing with your money? What's Massachusetts doing with your money? What's,
• 58:24
  Testecleese: What is… is it MDOT? I'm not sure.
• 58:28
  Brian McFadden: Probably my Master Department of Transportation.
• 58:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, it might be. I just know that,
• 58:34
  Testecleese: the train system there, they don't call the Metro, or… you could call it the MBTA, but it's been known as the T forever.
• 58:43
  Testecleese: Mmm.
• 58:44
  Testecleese: You ever hear that song about the T in Boston?
• 58:47
  Testecleese: Not the… not tea, like, you drink it, but, like, the train.
• 58:49
  Brian McFadden: Cognitive Murphy's!
• 58:52
  Testecleese: No, no, much older than that one. Charlie of the MBTA?
• 58:57
  Brian McFadden: I heard a song by the Propkit Murphys.
• 59:00
  Testecleese: Oh, they might have covered it, you're right, they probably did. But it's… you used to need a token to get on the train, then a token to get off.
• 59:07
  Testecleese: But Charlie didn't have a token to get off, and the whole song's like, he may ride forever beneath the streets of Boston.
• 59:13
  Testecleese: Did he ever return? No, he never returned. He never returned. There you go, you know the song, alright.
• 59:19
  Testecleese: And it's funny, because the card you get to ride the train is called a Charlie card, too, because of that song.
• 59:27
  Testecleese: Now, there's some fun stuff up there en masse, but the problem is they ruin all the fun by making it illegal to enjoy the fun. You know what I mean?
• 59:37
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, they've legalized marijuana.
• 59:40
  Testecleese: Not only to the point where you can go to a medical facility or grow… even grow it yourself, but you can buy it in the store.
• 59:48
  Testecleese: Which, I have nothing against, but… A lot of Republicans do.
• 59:56
  Testecleese: Oh, here's a fun one. The number of no-shows in immigration court has, spiked recently.
• 1:00:04
  Brian McFadden: Wonder why.
• 1:00:05
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:00:06
  Testecleese: And we're gone.
• 1:00:09
  Testecleese: Because apparently, not showing up to immigration court does not matter.
• 1:00:15
  Testecleese: You just get to stay.
• 1:00:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:00:17
  Testecleese: Why should we get deported if you could just say, fuck you and not show up, right?
• 1:00:21
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:00:23
  Testecleese: By the way, Brian, what happens to you if you don't show up to a court date?
• 1:00:26
  Brian McFadden: You… depending on what it is, you get a bench warrant, or you get a garnishment, you know, on your…
• 1:00:33
  Testecleese: It's a criminal tribe.
• 1:00:34
  Brian McFadden: There's gonna be an arrest warrant issued for your arrest.
• 1:00:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're gonna be wearing steel bracelets, aren't you?
• 1:00:41
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 1:00:42
  Testecleese: Now, don't get me wrong, criminal court and immigration court are different, just like civil court.
• 1:00:48
  Testecleese: Well, there you go, there's a prime example of a court system that doesn't have a jury trial, too. Civil court, there's never a trial… a jury in a civil trial.
• 1:00:58
  Testecleese: Well, let me rephrase that. Civil court.
• 1:01:01
  Testecleese: When you're there suing someone.
• 1:01:04
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:01:07
  Testecleese: The only time you ever see that is in, like, the big class action suits, but that's…
• 1:01:11
  Testecleese: That's a different animal altogether, that's always involved in some kind of crime, that's why it's a class action suit.
• 1:01:16
  Testecleese: Versus my neighbor, backed into my car.
• 1:01:20
  Testecleese: They should fix it.
• 1:01:24
  Testecleese: But yeah, I mean, they're not showing up. No wonder why Trump's sending out guys to go get these folks.
• 1:01:30
  Testecleese: And it's…
• 1:01:31
  Testecleese: No one cares. And the people that do care, which it seems like is actually most of the country.
• 1:01:38
  Testecleese: But, in general, keep the mouth shut, because you're automatically some kind of xenophobe or Nazi.
• 1:01:44
  Testecleese: Right. If you're saying, how come I can't get a pound of bologna at the deli?
• 1:01:48
  Testecleese: you know, it's like, I don't speak… Whatever language this might be.
• 1:01:54
  Testecleese: And I love it, they always bring up Ellis Island. Like, you know what happened at Ellis Island? All those motherfuckers came over here and Americanized as fast as they could, learned English so fast, because you went to the cobbler, he didn't speak English, you said, screw it, and walked over to the next cobbler.
• 1:02:12
  Testecleese: You know, why am I gonna sit here and try to negotiate with this guy for 20 minutes when he doesn't speak the same language as me?
• 1:02:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:02:21
  Testecleese: Ugh.
• 1:02:23
  Testecleese: Oh, this one, I…
• 1:02:27
  Testecleese: I… apparently this isn't new, but some dude in New York choked a cabbie to death over a fair disagreement.
• 1:02:35
  Testecleese: Tossed them in the reservoir, which…
• 1:02:38
  Testecleese: I'd just like to point out… Reservoirs are drinking water.
• 1:02:44
  Testecleese: And you're throwing humu… you're throwing human bodies in the reservoir?
• 1:02:49
  Testecleese: Turns out that guy, was an illegal immigrant, too.
• 1:02:56
  Brian McFadden: How to legally enter it.
• 1:02:57
  Brian McFadden: Become a cabbie.
• 1:02:59
  Testecleese: No, no, no, no, not the cabbie, the guy who killed him.
• 1:03:02
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:03:03
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:03:07
  Testecleese: And it… another thing is, you know, you always hear, well, how much bad stuff do American citizens do?
• 1:03:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, we can actually put them in prison, can't we?
• 1:03:17
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:03:17
  Testecleese: Versus… versus a judge letting him out the fucking side door.
• 1:03:28
  Testecleese: There you go. An illegal alien truck driver walked out of jail.
• 1:03:32
  Testecleese: After, killing an American citizen.
• 1:03:35
  Testecleese: And this was, again, sanctuary Policies, didn't want, ice to catch up to him.
• 1:03:41
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 1:03:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, well… you know, I keep hearing, well, they're not being let go. Here's an example right here.
• 1:03:49
  Brian McFadden: They're being LEGO.
• 1:03:51
  Testecleese: Being like a…
• 1:03:52
  Testecleese: That's what I always hear a lot, is like, oh, everything, all the time, everything Trump says, and I ask for a single example, and they can't give me one.
• 1:03:59
  Testecleese: I'm like, it should be easy if it's all the time. And then they're like, oh, I'll give you a single example of, you know, this illegal immigrant thing happening. I'll come up with four.
• 1:04:08
  Testecleese: You know, and like, well, okay, you got any more than that? Because that's anecdotal. I was like, anecdotal, maybe, but you had nothing, you know?
• 1:04:18
  Testecleese: You said, I have a feeling.
• 1:04:21
  Testecleese: Versus, look at this, this man killed 4 people, and no one seems to give a shit, because his name's Abdul.
• 1:04:27
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:04:31
  Testecleese: on the topic, California tried to reinstate all of those illegal immigrant truckers' licenses.
• 1:04:37
  Brian McFadden: Why would they do that?
• 1:04:39
  Testecleese: That's an excellent question, Brian. Why would they do that?
• 1:04:45
  Testecleese: Do they have no…
• 1:04:47
  Testecleese: Citizens that want to drive trucks, to the point that they need to do this, or…
• 1:04:54
  Testecleese: Are they virtue signaling, or do they actually want a whole bunch of people that don't speak or read English driving trucks that weigh 20 tons down the fucking road at 60 miles an hour?
• 1:05:05
  Brian McFadden: I don't think it's more about virtue signaling.
• 1:05:08
  Testecleese: So they're okay with families getting run over because someone tried to do a U-turn.
• 1:05:12
  Brian McFadden: interstate. Yeah.
• 1:05:17
  Testecleese: Fascinating. You know, I'm tempted to start quoting that, that dude who ran for office there in Virginia. That dude that won, was it the AG office?
• 1:05:27
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I don't even know the name, yeah.
• 1:05:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, maybe we should… Jay Jones, I think?
• 1:05:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you're right. It's Jones' last name, so yeah.
• 1:05:37
  Testecleese: Yeah. Maybe we should kill their whole family, then they'll understand?
• 1:05:41
  Brian McFadden: He didn't really mean that.
• 1:05:43
  Testecleese: Oh, of course not, no, no. Even though he said, no, no, I'm serious, in this message string.
• 1:05:49
  Testecleese: But we're busy worried about these college kids intentionally being obnoxious in a group chat versus someone running for office as top cop, saying I should kill people.
• 1:06:02
  Testecleese: But, you know, California's,
• 1:06:05
  Testecleese: got shut down by the Department of Transportation on reinstating these licenses, but New York went ahead and passed a fucking law.
• 1:06:12
  Testecleese: Saying you don't want to have to prove that you're any kind of citizen, or even a legal resident of the United States to get a CDO.
• 1:06:18
  Brian McFadden: Well, that should be a… that sounds like a violation of federal law.
• 1:06:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, so was in… Growing marijuana in your backyard, Brian.
• 1:06:28
  Brian McFadden: I'm not doing that.
• 1:06:31
  Testecleese: But you know what I'm saying.
• 1:06:36
  Testecleese: But yeah, the federal government could step in, and maybe should, and… just like I said that…
• 1:06:41
  Testecleese: the best way to handle this, honestly, is to start cracking down on the people giving them jobs and all this other stuff. Stop cracking down on these people, making it okay for these folks to…
• 1:06:50
  Testecleese: have jobs.
• 1:06:51
  Testecleese: You're not a citizen, you're not allowed to have a job, you're here illegally, you're not allowed to have employment in the United States.
• 1:06:57
  Testecleese: Right. What do you need a CDL for?
• 1:07:00
  Testecleese: It's a commercial driver… commercial driver's license.
• 1:07:05
  Testecleese: You don't need… A commercial driver's license if you're not working.
• 1:07:11
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:07:13
  Ron Pascoe: No, not…
• 1:07:15
  Testecleese: Stop cracking down on these people, man.
• 1:07:18
  Ron Pascoe: Well, my assumes incarceration being fined.
• 1:07:26
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:07:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, just like, I think the businesses that are doing this should,
• 1:07:31
  Testecleese: Not just get fined and arrested and, you know.
• 1:07:34
  Brian McFadden: Up and down.
• 1:07:34
  Testecleese: But they, yeah, their business should be seized and auctioned off to the competitors for the highest bidder.
• 1:07:41
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:07:42
  Testecleese: And all that money goes to the federal government.
• 1:07:47
  Testecleese: It'll be fucking oil tankers, right?
• 1:07:50
  Brian McFadden: We'll get to that.
• 1:07:51
  Testecleese: Oh, we will.
• 1:07:54
  Testecleese: And here's the best part. Crockett came out and said that she thinks Trump is cooking the books about the immigration numbers being lower.
• 1:08:03
  Ron Pascoe: And it's like, I don't know, you made it sound like he's hunting people down and murdering them in the streets.
• 1:08:08
  Testecleese: Right. For coming here illegally, why would they possibly keep doing it? If it's so evil and racist, and you're gonna get kidnapped and murdered in the streets, why would you come here instead of staying in Mexico, where it's safe?
• 1:08:21
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:08:23
  Testecleese: Or is Mexico not as safe as the Democrats want me to believe it is?
• 1:08:26
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean, it's definitely not as safe as they want you to believe it is.
• 1:08:31
  Testecleese: Correct, but if they're gonna tell me it's not a shithole country, okay, that's fine, I'll accept that. That means that's the, nearest third… that's the nearest country that's safe.
• 1:08:41
  Testecleese: And that's where, according to international law, you're supposed to stop for an asylum.
• 1:08:45
  Ron Pascoe: Alright.
• 1:08:49
  Brian McFadden: In theory, but that's… the Biden administration didn't apply that rule. They just let people come on, rolling on through.
• 1:08:57
  Testecleese: Is, Guapo still here?
• 1:09:00
  Brian McFadden: He's got his video off, I think he's dealing with the kids.
• 1:09:03
  Testecleese: Alright, alright.
• 1:09:07
  Testecleese: There we go, there's a fire at a power substation in California, out in San Francisco. What's going on?
• 1:09:16
  Brian McFadden: Let me see here… The, oh.
• 1:09:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, this, I think we might have talked about this briefly on the last episode.
• 1:09:28
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no, okay, nope. This, this substation, power outage.
• 1:09:33
  Brian McFadden: plunged 130,000 homes and businesses into darkness, but it also shut down all the Waymo cars.
• 1:09:42
  Brian McFadden: Because, they had a program in place in the self-driving cars that they had to get, verification when the streetlights went dark from an actual person.
• 1:09:57
  Brian McFadden: to keep driving.
• 1:09:59
  Brian McFadden: And it basically shut all the cars down, and so now they're saying that they had to put a patch in place to eliminate this, so… because the cars weren't able to detect the downed traffic lights, triggering traffic jams, but now they're saying it's fixed.
• 1:10:16
  Brian McFadden: And that the cars will just automatically treat any downed traffic signals as a four-way stop. But we all know… how… well, yes, but you see how four-way stops with actual drivers work in general.
• 1:10:32
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:10:32
  Brian McFadden: Just some self-driving cars in that, and tell me that nothing bad's gonna happen.
• 1:10:37
  Testecleese: Well, he is…
• 1:10:38
  El Guapo: Nothing's bad's gonna happen. Yeah, alright.
• 1:10:40
  Testecleese: in… in theory.
• 1:10:42
  Testecleese: In the future here, not too distant future, these vehicles are going to be able to communicate with each other.
• 1:10:49
  Testecleese: And they'll be able, in a situation like this, they'll say, alright, this car has the right of way, now this car has the right of way, now, like, we would do, because you always, what, you always yield to the person to your.
• 1:10:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:11:00
  Testecleese: To your right, yeah.
• 1:11:01
  Ron Pascoe: Right.
• 1:11:03
  Testecleese: If you come at the same time, but other than that, it's whoever comes to the stop sign first.
• 1:11:10
  Testecleese: Which side of the road do you guys drive on down there? Are you guys like England, or like us?
• 1:11:16
  Ron Pascoe: The car stood on the right-hand side of the car.
• 1:11:21
  Testecleese: Okay, so you're driving on the left side… It's controlled on the wrong side of the…
• 1:11:25
  Ron Pascoe: Cheers.
• 1:11:25
  Testecleese: Are you still on the same side of the road, or not?
• 1:11:29
  Ron Pascoe: Now, we're… we drive on the left-hand side, you guys drive right inside. You give way to your right.
• 1:11:37
  Ron Pascoe: First one at the stop signs, right away.
• 1:11:42
  Testecleese: It's gotta be weird going from one to the other, it's gotta take a little bit of time to adjust, you know what I mean?
• 1:11:48
  Testecleese: She's so used to doing it one way for 40 years, you know?
• 1:11:52
  Ron Pascoe: They're pulling these drivers' cabs in London.
• 1:11:59
  Ron Pascoe: Don't know if you've ever driven in London.
• 1:12:01
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:12:01
  Ron Pascoe: But my air result is terrible.
• 1:12:05
  Testecleese: what's hilarious, I have not driven to London, I did get to see…
• 1:12:10
  Testecleese: the bridge, but that was unfortunate, because I rode a train for, like, 8 hours from Glasgow and back just to see that fucking bridge.
• 1:12:19
  Brian McFadden: That's only a tip, really.
• 1:12:21
  Ron Pascoe: It's tailbreaker.
• 1:12:23
  Ron Pascoe: But.
• 1:12:25
  Testecleese: I did notice that I wouldn't be able to drive my truck in that entire country.
• 1:12:31
  Brian McFadden: Wonder why.
• 1:12:32
  Testecleese: It's just too big.
• 1:12:34
  Brian McFadden: It's, you know what I mean? That's all Europe, that's not just there, it's Europe in general.
• 1:12:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's a Ram 1500 with a 5.7L Hemi.
• 1:12:43
  Testecleese: Like, it's a big, honkin' truck, and it's not even the biggest truck out there. But I was like, this… it would take up the entire road, even if you pulled over to, like, park, no one could come by you, you know?
• 1:12:55
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Well, that's what I mean, the streets are so narrow, and you've got all these laneways and that, they're even narrower.
• 1:13:02
  Testecleese: Because those buildings have been there for a thousand years, too, though, you know what I mean?
• 1:13:06
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Heritage listed.
• 1:13:10
  Testecleese: Which, it's another interesting thing is,
• 1:13:15
  Testecleese: The, the, the left side of the road thing, driving.
• 1:13:21
  Testecleese: was… it's a vestigial from jousting, which I always thought was fascinating.
• 1:13:27
  Testecleese: You keep your lance on your… under your right arm?
• 1:13:31
  Testecleese: And pick off the guy and the horse coming at you. Because, you know, you're typically right-arm dominant.
• 1:13:37
  Testecleese: I just… I always thought that was interesting.
• 1:13:40
  Testecleese: Besides that, the United States has kept everything that came out of the, English at the British Empire, and then the rest of the British Empire got rid of it, like,
• 1:13:49
  Testecleese: the empirical system, you know what I mean? We're still using feet and miles and inches. We still use Fahrenheit, which…
• 1:13:58
  Testecleese: Celsius is easier, and metric is easier.
• 1:14:02
  Testecleese: But I found it's particularly Fahrenheit.
• 1:14:05
  El Guapo: is more accurate.
• 1:14:07
  Testecleese: Is there… depending on how far you are from, negative 40,
• 1:14:11
  Testecleese: Because that's where they meet,
• 1:14:14
  Testecleese: It might be a 5 to 6 degree difference in Fahrenheit between 1 degree difference and Celsius.
• 1:14:21
  Testecleese: Like, even at, like, 100 degrees Fahrenheit, Celsius, you know, versus 101.
• 1:14:27
  Testecleese: is the same on a Celsius scale.
• 1:14:32
  Testecleese: Gee, like, 103 and 100 show up at the same temperature on a Celsius scale.
• 1:14:38
  Testecleese: But, base 10 is easy.
• 1:14:41
  Testecleese: It's convenient.
• 1:14:42
  Testecleese: So long as you can remember the difference between, kilo… Millie…
• 1:14:49
  Testecleese: et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, you know what I mean? All your different meters…
• 1:14:54
  Testecleese: And where to put the decimal point based upon that.
• 1:14:58
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:14:59
  Testecleese: Alright, anyway, back on.
• 1:15:01
  Testecleese: Oh, here we go, here's more Virginia Beach stuff.
• 1:15:04
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:15:06
  Testecleese: We've been talking about this for a while, Brian, haven't we? We've been bringing up, what happened in Massachusetts, too, didn't we?
• 1:15:11
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:15:12
  Testecleese: The wind power?
• 1:15:15
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, no.
• 1:15:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, I got shut down, you see why?
• 1:15:20
  El Guapo: A radar intersection?
• 1:15:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're saying it's too reflective and it's sending radar back.
• 1:15:27
  Testecleese: And it's fucking… it's a national security issue. And the first thing I thought was, why wasn't this an issue in Massachusetts? Then I immediately thought, oh, because there's no fucking giant Navy base, Air Force base, Marine Corps base, Army base in Massachusetts, right?
• 1:15:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, we cannot have our radars, unsafe.
• 1:15:49
  Testecleese: Or not working correctly because of a bunch of frickin' windmills.
• 1:15:54
  Testecleese: And I understand the want for these windmills, especially offshore, because they're less noticeable.
• 1:16:00
  Testecleese: But we need our defense systems to work.
• 1:16:03
  Brian McFadden: Why wasn't this an issue under the Biden administration?
• 1:16:07
  El Guapo: Because it wasn't activated, like, you know…
• 1:16:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, if they weren't spinning, exactly, it would have been… Standing blip versus something moving.
• 1:16:17
  Testecleese: But yeah, I know that… You…
• 1:16:21
  Testecleese: There's gotta be something they could do to make… I say that.
• 1:16:25
  Testecleese: Yes, we could make these things disappear from radar, but if we did that, we would basically tell the entire world how we do it with our jets, right?
• 1:16:35
  Testecleese: And you would think you could just paint it black, and it would absorb the light, But that's not…
• 1:16:41
  Testecleese: Technically, it's like the way a radar works, but not…
• 1:16:44
  Testecleese: Not the same way. Not like LiDAR.
• 1:16:48
  Testecleese: Because radar, right? You shoot out a signal, and it bounces off of anything, and it comes back.
• 1:16:53
  El Guapo: It stands for something, forgot what it stands for.
• 1:16:55
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm sure it does.
• 1:16:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, right?
• 1:16:57
  Testecleese: Radio waves are light, it's energy, right?
• 1:17:00
  El Guapo: Yeah, radar means something, radiation and…
• 1:17:05
  Brian McFadden: Dominion Energy is pissed off because the shutdown is now costing them $5 million a day.
• 1:17:13
  Brian McFadden: So, they're suing the federal government to get the project turned back on.
• 1:17:20
  Testecleese: I think Dominion's best opportunity, or best chance in this case suit right now, is to speed up the government's decision on this, because they're not going to be able to sue and say, screw national security, we're doing it anyway.
• 1:17:34
  Testecleese: Because the federal government can always step in and shut down a program because of national security claims, right?
• 1:17:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:17:41
  Testecleese: Like, always.
• 1:17:44
  Testecleese: Just like if, Guapo and I decide to goof off and build ourselves a homemade nuclear reactor.
• 1:17:52
  Testecleese: Technically, we wouldn't have broken any laws, except for maybe the way we obtained our radioactive materials.
• 1:17:57
  Testecleese: But the governor would shut it down in a damn hurry, saying, you're gonna poison and kill everybody, you know?
• 1:18:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, as Guava's like, I wouldn't make a reactor, I'd make a bomb.
• 1:18:10
  El Guapo: No, I react, like, more money, you know.
• 1:18:13
  El Guapo: Oh, thermal energy, too. Oh, if we're gonna have fusion, bro, they keep killing fucking scientists and shit.
• 1:18:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, the MIT dude.
• 1:18:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, I don't know what happened with that, why it was targeted.
• 1:18:25
  Testecleese: Were you here… were you here last week?
• 1:18:27
  El Guapo: I touched the end, I was in and out.
• 1:18:30
  Testecleese: Okay, cause, that's believed to be linked to the Brown shooting.
• 1:18:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, shooter, but why he was the target, that's the thing.
• 1:18:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. As soon as I heard that they killed this guy who was working on fusion technology instead of fission tech.
• 1:18:46
  El Guapo: I mean, how far will he.
• 1:18:47
  Testecleese: And then he's dead, and I was like, this is an oil company.
• 1:18:50
  El Guapo: Did he get, or how close did he get to it?
• 1:18:53
  Testecleese: We don't know what his research.
• 1:18:55
  El Guapo: I mean, he could, he could have, he could have waited.
• 1:18:56
  Testecleese: breakthrough.
• 1:18:57
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:18:58
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:18:58
  El Guapo: Oh, he just started his class, or he just started classes, you know?
• 1:19:05
  Testecleese: That's too bad, because if we could get near free energy, and I understand why people that make money off of energy would want to stop it, but if we could get near free energy…
• 1:19:14
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:19:15
  Testecleese: Dear God, how much would that save? How many Americans' lives would that save every year?
• 1:19:19
  El Guapo: We do! We do with nuclear energy, but people are too fucking scared for it, you know?
• 1:19:26
  Testecleese: Well, nuclear is great, but fission tech is… Fusion's even better.
• 1:19:31
  El Guapo: Excuse me?
• 1:19:32
  Ron Pascoe: How are you?
• 1:19:33
  El Guapo: It's unstable, you know? Unstable.
• 1:19:36
  Testecleese: what I understand is this guy…
• 1:19:38
  Testecleese: I heard rumors, anyway, that what this guy's breakthrough was.
• 1:19:44
  Testecleese: As he had gone through this fission
• 1:19:46
  Testecleese: Like, we could already fuse atoms, we just couldn't figure out how to…
• 1:19:49
  Testecleese: Hardize any of the energy from it, right?
• 1:19:51
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:19:52
  Testecleese: What I understand was he figured out how to harness the energy, or at least more of it than before.
• 1:19:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, but basically all you want to do is steam, turn water into steam, and that's how you get energy.
• 1:20:03
  Testecleese: Well, with nuclear, yes, that's.
• 1:20:06
  El Guapo: With anything.
• 1:20:07
  Testecleese: versus… no, that's fission versus fusion.
• 1:20:10
  El Guapo: No, no, but I said…
• 1:20:12
  Testecleese: Part of a fusion is you have… literally have a star.
• 1:20:15
  El Guapo: Okay, okay, what are you gonna… how are you gonna obtain energy out of the star? You have to heat up water.
• 1:20:20
  Testecleese: Not necessarily, I know what you're saying. You heat up the water, it creates steam, it spins a turbine, turbine spins magnets past wires, electricity's induced, I get that.
• 1:20:29
  El Guapo: Fusion, I noticed that other ways, .
• 1:20:32
  Testecleese: You have a fucking star?
• 1:20:34
  El Guapo: It's a little better.
• 1:20:35
  Testecleese: Put solar panels around it!
• 1:20:39
  El Guapo: His name ain't a Super Bowl, man.
• 1:20:42
  Testecleese: It's just why… just like we should make a Dyson sphere, but we don't have nearly the tech to make a Dyson sphere.
• 1:20:47
  El Guapo: I think you get more out of the steam than, actual solar panels.
• 1:20:52
  Testecleese: You do, but that's because we could spin it faster and faster.
• 1:20:55
  El Guapo: And you gave, hot water.
• 1:20:58
  El Guapo: You know?
• 1:21:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, which, that's what makes me laugh, too, because people point at, like, nuclear reactors, like, look at the disgusting, poisonous smoke, like, that's literally steam.
• 1:21:07
  El Guapo: Extreme, yeah.
• 1:21:08
  Testecleese: That's steam that's coming out, it's boiled water.
• 1:21:12
  Brian McFadden: revolution whatsoever.
• 1:21:15
  El Guapo: There's doesn't… it doesn't, the water that goes into the reactor is not the same.
• 1:21:20
  Ron Pascoe: That's the water.
• 1:21:21
  El Guapo: Steve's not… is the…
• 1:21:22
  Testecleese: They call it heavy water.
• 1:21:25
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:21:27
  Testecleese: It's safe enough in general, wouldn't want.
• 1:21:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, they don't interact, it's just the water uses to cool off the heavy water. They interact with it, yeah, they don't…
• 1:21:35
  Testecleese: Exactly, yeah, exactly. That's what, that's what brings it into liquid form. Is radiation basically a radiation? Like, radiator?
• 1:21:42
  Ron Pascoe: Basically.
• 1:21:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, it cools it back down so it can go back and be used again.
• 1:21:46
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:21:47
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:21:49
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:21:50
  Testecleese: You guys have no idea what a Dyson sphere is, do you?
• 1:21:52
  Ron Pascoe: public tastes, right?
• 1:21:56
  Ron Pascoe: So that's where politicians in Australia, mate, where they're so… they're bought out, they're sold… they're sold themselves, mate. They're trying to get that clean, renewable stuff, which isn't gonna work. It's not gonna be enough to power a nation.
• 1:22:07
  Ron Pascoe: It's gonna be times when the sun's down, it's gonna be times when it stops on wind.
• 1:22:12
  Testecleese: Well, he… here's the thing.
• 1:22:14
  Testecleese: You could easily make…
• 1:22:16
  Testecleese: Your parking lots at your grocery stores, you could easily put, like, a carport over the entire parking lot and make it solar panels.
• 1:22:23
  Testecleese: Boom, power that entire shopping complex.
• 1:22:28
  Testecleese: But, you know what I mean? It's…
• 1:22:30
  Testecleese: Don't want to do shit like that.
• 1:22:31
  Ron Pascoe: What's your family?
• 1:22:33
  Ron Pascoe: No, I was repairing a hospital.
• 1:22:38
  Testecleese: It's like, I love the idea of putting,
• 1:22:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, you're breaking up something nasty, dude.
• 1:22:45
  Ron Pascoe: I'll just say, drove the cold, mate, well, it's so much colder, yeah? It's unbelievable.
• 1:22:50
  Ron Pascoe: We've got uranium coming out of India.
• 1:22:54
  Testecleese: you're.
• 1:22:54
  Ron Pascoe: We need… we really need nuclear.
• 1:22:57
  Ron Pascoe: -
• 1:22:58
  Ron Pascoe: We really don't even know about.
• 1:23:01
  Testecleese: And see, that's something that always makes me laugh, too, is Australia's one of these clean… clean energy nations, right? Yeah. As they're the biggest producer of coal on the fucking planet.
• 1:23:11
  Testecleese: It's like, you do realize that sending the coal somewhere else to be burned still goes into the same fucking environment, atmosphere?
• 1:23:19
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:23:21
  Ron Pascoe: We need to call you less than that, but we need to control.
• 1:23:26
  Ron Pascoe: Alcohol's probably one of the colonies coal as well.
• 1:23:30
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 1:23:31
  Testecleese: It's funny, I was actually just recently looking at a coal forge.
• 1:23:35
  Testecleese: And I'm pretty sure most of the, what we call Coke, as far as coal goes, I think most of it comes out of, Australia. It burns hotter and longer.
• 1:23:45
  Testecleese: So it's real good for making a forge at home. You could run the same hunk of coal all…
• 1:23:50
  Testecleese: Same batch of coal all day, and it won't take as long to heat up your metal before you can start shaping it.
• 1:23:58
  Testecleese: Right now, I'm using propane.
• 1:24:00
  Testecleese: Works well enough.
• 1:24:02
  Testecleese: It's abundant, too. It's easy to get my hands on propane, you know?
• 1:24:08
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:24:09
  Testecleese: Colorado. Check this out. Colorado is shutting down natural gas. That is a, northern state.
• 1:24:20
  Testecleese: does not border Canada, does it? It's just one of the square states up there, though, right?
• 1:24:26
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:24:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Minnesota's north, isn't it?
• 1:24:30
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, it's on the border.
• 1:24:32
  Testecleese: Oh, it does boiler, okay.
• 1:24:34
  Ron Pascoe: M.
• 1:24:36
  Testecleese: It's been a minute since I've actually looked at a map and checked where… exactly where each state was, you know what I mean?
• 1:24:42
  Ron Pascoe: It's not like an ever…
• 1:24:44
  Testecleese: But it gets… it gets cold in Colorado, and they're shutting down natural gas, which is… gonna spike.
• 1:24:51
  Testecleese: electric costs, and usage, and you're gonna get these blackouts that you see every time they try to turn everything electric, like in California, which leads to fucking…
• 1:25:01
  Testecleese: Power station, substation fires, because everyone's trying to charge their car and heat their house at the same time.
• 1:25:08
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:25:10
  Testecleese: So yeah, energy bill is now gonna explode, and they're gonna blame Trump.
• 1:25:14
  Testecleese: For the cost of living to going up, even though
• 1:25:17
  Testecleese: It was their elected government that's…
• 1:25:20
  Testecleese: Putting these policies in place that's driving your costs up.
• 1:25:25
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:25:27
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:25:30
  Testecleese: Brian.
• 1:25:31
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:25:32
  Testecleese: How are these new solar pan- home-use solar panels going? Because I remember for a while, there was a big, giant scam when they were offered to come out. They're still garbage?
• 1:25:42
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:25:42
  Brian McFadden: Whoa.
• 1:25:44
  El Guapo: I mean, I can see if you get solar panels just to, like…
• 1:25:48
  El Guapo: get you a couple light bulbs going on in your house, you know? No big deal. But the price…
• 1:25:53
  Testecleese: Wouldn't be enough to just charge up a battery.
• 1:25:55
  El Guapo: It would not be enough to charge the entire house, too, like…
• 1:25:59
  El Guapo: You know, I can see your lighting needs, you know, like… But…
• 1:26:03
  El Guapo: You got your oven, your refrigerator… your TV, usually… I mean, I could… yeah…
• 1:26:12
  Testecleese: Well, I was thinking about getting one of them giant batteries from…
• 1:26:15
  Testecleese: I think it's Tesla, but it's one of Elon Musk's companies. It's a huge battery, you put it on the wall that… it's enough to run your house for days.
• 1:26:24
  Testecleese: charging that up.
• 1:26:26
  Testecleese: with my whole house generator, right? And just leaving it… just leaving it on the wall. And then when power goes out, have it automatically eat the battery first, then kick on the generator after that to charge the battery and to… and run the house until the battery's charged, and let the battery run.
• 1:26:44
  El Guapo: Well, the downside about the giant battery is disposing of it. Once it just doesn't work, you're gonna.
• 1:26:50
  Testecleese: They are difficult to get rid of, and if you can have an accidental electrical fire, it's probably at your giant frickin' battery, right?
• 1:26:58
  El Guapo: The best thing would be, like, a house generator to run our propane gas.
• 1:27:03
  Testecleese: Exactly what I got. I got an 800-gallon tank.
• 1:27:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, then… because…
• 1:27:08
  Testecleese: It'll run for over a week, no problem.
• 1:27:10
  El Guapo: Yeah, and all that you need is just heat up water, cooking some stuff, and…
• 1:27:15
  El Guapo: Once in the nighttime with candles, you know, in a fireplace.
• 1:27:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, actually, when I… yeah. Last year, right when we moved in here, power was going out all the time, it was crazy.
• 1:27:26
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 1:27:26
  Testecleese: The generator, it kicks on within…
• 1:27:29
  Testecleese: Seconds of power shutting off, which is great.
• 1:27:31
  El Guapo: No, that's the greatest thing ever, dude.
• 1:27:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, and you sit there and wait, because, you know, you're on your phone and watching TV, and whoosh, everything shuts off.
• 1:27:40
  Testecleese: And then you hear the generator kick on and everything come on, you just sit there and wait, like, 5 minutes for the internet to connect to everything again.
• 1:27:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:27:50
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:27:52
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:27:54
  Testecleese: Upstate New York, somewhere, is one of these areas that decided to start doing, electric school buses, right?
• 1:28:00
  Brian McFadden: Yep. Not a Electric and cold weather do not really go all that well together.
• 1:28:06
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:28:07
  Testecleese: No, they don't, which is hilarious, because growing up, didn't your parents tell you to put the batteries in the fridge when they weren't used?
• 1:28:13
  El Guapo: Yeah, but it's different, lithium's different, dude.
• 1:28:18
  El Guapo: Did you take the…
• 1:28:20
  Testecleese: Different.
• 1:28:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:28:24
  Testecleese: Well, the big issue is these, it was upstate New York, like, way up north, not in New York City.
• 1:28:30
  El Guapo: Yeah. So some of these kids… one, it's cold as hell.
• 1:28:35
  Testecleese: And some of these kids, like my kid, have an hour bus ride home.
• 1:28:39
  Testecleese: The bus's battery didn't have enough juice to get there and back, and run the heat at the same time.
• 1:28:46
  El Guapo: No, you had to wear, like, askable gear to go in the bus.
• 1:28:49
  Testecleese: Well, these kids' parents are suing the school system, because these kids, elementary school kids, are coming home with blue lips and blue fingers.
• 1:28:57
  El Guapo: Cause it.
• 1:28:57
  Testecleese: It was, like, 10 degrees or zero degrees on the bus.
• 1:29:02
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:29:03
  El Guapo: That's what you get for being, woke, you know?
• 1:29:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, oh, my kid, it's like, well, you, you the one who said this is a great idea, you know?
• 1:29:13
  El Guapo: Shoulder-led technology run this course, you know, because…
• 1:29:17
  El Guapo: Whenever the sample came out, it was a big brick, and you're like, I can afford that, let the technology get better, cheaper, you know?
• 1:29:27
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing, too, is like, your car is different than a school bus.
• 1:29:32
  El Guapo: school bus.
• 1:29:32
  Testecleese: It's a lot heavier, it requires a lot more energy to move that thing, you know?
• 1:29:36
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, definitely.
• 1:29:40
  Testecleese: So you're gonna need way more batteries in that thing, and…
• 1:29:43
  Testecleese: We talked about this before, backfo… when everyone loved Tesla, before they hated it.
• 1:29:48
  Testecleese: How replacing one of the batteries in that thing costs almost as much as a new car.
• 1:29:54
  Testecleese: Because, like, Wapo says, like, what do you do with the old battery? You can't just throw it in the trash, it's gonna blow up in a landfill when it gets wet, you know?
• 1:30:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, imagine you… or… or the battery catch on fire is gonna be hard to… possible to put out.
• 1:30:08
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, water ain't gonna put it out.
• 1:30:10
  El Guapo: you're not gonna have the infrastructure to put it out, AFFF and stuff, and now they talk about it being cancerous and shit.
• 1:30:17
  Testecleese: You sure that's AFFF? I thought it was still just Halon that was, accrusted.
• 1:30:20
  El Guapo: No, you had to use AFFF, and then…
• 1:30:23
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought… I thought Halon was the one that was the, carcinogen, not…
• 1:30:29
  Testecleese: I didn't.
• 1:30:29
  El Guapo: No, no, that said, like, the lawyer's like, hey, you've been exposed to AFFF?
• 1:30:34
  Testecleese: I haven't seen that for a while.
• 1:30:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, call this number, we're gonna look into it, and that type of deal.
• 1:30:39
  Brian McFadden: Of course they are.
• 1:30:41
  Testecleese: The thing is, like, yes, I was exposed to AFFF, I used it to fucking fight fires.
• 1:30:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:30:47
  Testecleese: It's like, well, you shouldn't have done that. I was like, what was I supposed to do? You know what I mean? There was a Bravo fire in the building. Jet fuel was on fire.
• 1:30:58
  Testecleese: It was either dump the Halon, or use a 1111. No one wanted the Halon, because we all knew that was gonna make us have cancer.
• 1:31:05
  El Guapo: That's worse than that.
• 1:31:06
  Ron Pascoe: You see if he's on. What about?
• 1:31:10
  Testecleese: Alright. Alright, man, we got a ways to go, and .
• 1:31:14
  Brian McFadden: Sure, sure.
• 1:31:15
  Testecleese: Having a good, post-Christmas get-together here.
• 1:31:20
  Testecleese: But be safe.
• 1:31:22
  Testecleese: Man, I wish he had a better signal.
• 1:31:27
  Testecleese: It is a long way for that signal to travel and not be, deteriorated, though.
• 1:31:33
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:31:36
  Testecleese: Oh, and here we go, Brian.
• 1:31:39
  Testecleese: Ow.
• 1:31:40
  Testecleese: Another lady teacher has been busted.
• 1:31:44
  Testecleese: Abusing students, but this kid was 11.
• 1:31:47
  Brian McFadden: That's a little young.
• 1:31:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, and she was engaged to a man who obviously called that marriage off.
• 1:31:53
  Brian McFadden: Hell yeah.
• 1:31:53
  Testecleese: And she cried when she was sentenced.
• 1:31:57
  El Guapo: What do you think is gonna happen?
• 1:32:00
  Testecleese: Well, I don't remember what the sentence was, but it was a… I remember thinking that's a joke for…
• 1:32:05
  Brian McFadden: Probably no prison time.
• 1:32:06
  Testecleese: 11… Huh?
• 1:32:08
  El Guapo: Dude, this is getting out of hand, dude. This shit is getting out of hand.
• 1:32:11
  Brian McFadden: The student's father found 35,000 text messages from the teacher.
• 1:32:17
  Testecleese: About making out with the skin cla- and the school.
• 1:32:20
  El Guapo: God damn.
• 1:32:21
  Brian McFadden: He's only getting 12 years in prison.
• 1:32:23
  Testecleese: No, she's getting 6 years in prison with a suspended sentence of 6 more.
• 1:32:27
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay, alright.
• 1:32:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, she was facing 12 years total.
• 1:32:32
  Testecleese: And I'm like, I don't know, man, like…
• 1:32:34
  Testecleese: We keep hearing… we're still hearing about these dude teachers, or dudes in general around children, right?
• 1:32:42
  Testecleese: But also.
• 1:32:42
  Brian McFadden: 35,000 explicit text messages, that is freaking insane!
• 1:32:48
  Testecleese: And the kid's 11, you didn't think his parents were ever gonna check his phone?
• 1:32:52
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:32:55
  Testecleese: Jeez Louise.
• 1:32:56
  Testecleese: Let's just be glad that most Carunos are stupid.
• 1:33:01
  Testecleese: For real.
• 1:33:02
  El Guapo: So, I think, I think we need to have, like, at least 50-50 division between teachers, 50 males, 50 females, at least this kind of, like.
• 1:33:11
  El Guapo: Kinda gonna mitigate?
• 1:33:13
  El Guapo: There's…
• 1:33:14
  Testecleese: See, that's something a lot of people say, but then they see a male teacher in an elementary school, or even a high school, especially a high school, actually, they get upset, like, oh, he's gonna touch these 17-year-old girls, but then… then there's no dude teachers, like, where are the man teachers?
• 1:33:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, now you.
• 1:33:28
  Testecleese: They call them all pedophiles, so they went and got a different job.
• 1:33:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:33:32
  El Guapo: Now you got this… the… Woman having sex is having kids with kids.
• 1:33:36
  Testecleese: This has been an ongoing issue for a while that Brian and I have been making a point to try to cover.
• 1:33:41
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:33:41
  El Guapo: Yeah. Because it's…
• 1:33:42
  Testecleese: Always a woman.
• 1:33:44
  El Guapo: They're not gonna cover it, dude.
• 1:33:47
  Testecleese: No, but if it was… if it was Mr. Brown…
• 1:33:52
  Testecleese: Making out with a 17-year-old who's only a year from being legal anyway.
• 1:33:59
  Testecleese: That's gonna be everywhere, and he's gonna be in prison forever.
• 1:34:02
  Testecleese: Versus this woman who completely took advantage of an 11-year-old.
• 1:34:09
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:34:11
  Testecleese: And… At least this article didn't say anything about the maps, the minor attracted people.
• 1:34:17
  Testecleese: Unattractive persons.
• 1:34:20
  Testecleese: the LGBTQ is now accepting those folks into their group. I'm like, dear God.
• 1:34:25
  Brian McFadden: Are they accepting furries into their group?
• 1:34:28
  El Guapo: Probably.
• 1:34:29
  Testecleese: The dude who killed, charlie Kirk's a furry.
• 1:34:35
  Testecleese: And his trans boyfriend, girlfriend, whoever's a furry, too.
• 1:34:42
  El Guapo: Excuse me.
• 1:34:44
  Testecleese: Dear God, man.
• 1:34:46
  Testecleese: What if I'm to shame?
• 1:34:48
  Testecleese: Self-respect.
• 1:34:50
  El Guapo: You know? Dude, like, now, there's aha, the female teachers, they got husbands and shit, still having sex with kids, so, like, God, how would you feel as a husband? Like, damn.
• 1:35:01
  El Guapo: My wife went to have sex with a minor.
• 1:35:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're not good enough, I had to bang the 11-year-old.
• 1:35:07
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 1:35:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, she… she… Did they even offer her chemical castration?
• 1:35:17
  Testecleese: Because that's something that we offer for men who rape and take advantage of kids, right?
• 1:35:26
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:35:28
  El Guapo: You know, it's funny, because when you were a teenager, you're like, yeah, now you as an adult and you got kids, like, no!
• 1:35:35
  El Guapo: You know?
• 1:35:36
  Testecleese: What the hell is you being a dumb kid thinking to be funny? Yeah. You know what I mean?
• 1:35:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, but… did you… you don't know what the… what kind of…
• 1:35:44
  El Guapo: What kind of disease they got, you know? Who they're sleeping with, you know?
• 1:35:49
  El Guapo: Can you put somebody in a kit to that?
• 1:35:52
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 1:35:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, and… You know, I don't even care about this one. Some…
• 1:36:00
  Testecleese: UN lady just got fired at Georgetown.
• 1:36:04
  Testecleese: For anti-Semitic comments.
• 1:36:07
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:36:07
  Testecleese: What else is new, right? Like, everyone's a Nazi, but kill the Jews. I'm not a Nazi, but kill the Jews.
• 1:36:14
  Testecleese: I'm not a Nazi, but I believe in socialism.
• 1:36:16
  Testecleese: It's like, you're picking up all of the same arguments the Nazis actually did.
• 1:36:21
  El Guapo: Dude, somebody made an argument about Hitler being a liberal, and the point he was doing.
• 1:36:26
  Testecleese: He was. The policies that he was pushing, like…
• 1:36:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, you're a liberal.
• 1:36:32
  Testecleese: I'm bringing this up since I worked at 7-Eleven in Newport News for…
• 1:36:35
  Testecleese: Yeah. No, it was Hampton, Virginia.
• 1:36:38
  Testecleese: I'm like, I don't understand why everyone says he's right-wing, because he was, like, I don't know, he was a socialist.
• 1:36:43
  El Guapo: They took it the right way because it's backed up by the military, but, you know, he took power over it.
• 1:36:49
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:36:50
  Testecleese: When the Democrats are in office, they have control of the military.
• 1:36:53
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:36:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:36:55
  El Guapo: But it's not the same. It's not the same for them, you know?
• 1:37:00
  El Guapo: That's the way Stacy thinks.
• 1:37:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, I wanna take over where you live, force my views upon you.
• 1:37:06
  Testecleese: Take from you and give it to other people.
• 1:37:10
  Testecleese: That's what I hear from the Democrats… that's what they run on for office, isn't it?
• 1:37:15
  Brian McFadden: Totally with the runner.
• 1:37:17
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 1:37:20
  Testecleese: That's why I just want to hand these guys a history book, like, you guys…
• 1:37:24
  El Guapo: They're not gonna read it, they're gonna be like, this is the right-wing propaganda.
• 1:37:28
  Testecleese: No, it's funny you say that, because…
• 1:37:30
  Testecleese: That dude, Sean I keep in touch with.
• 1:37:32
  El Guapo: He and I talked about this a couple…
• 1:37:34
  Testecleese: Maybe a couple years ago at this point.
• 1:37:36
  Testecleese: He's like, can you prove any of this? This is what Hitler… what his, what happened, or even his idea, or his plan? So I was like, sure, here's a book, it's called My Plan, when translated to English.
• 1:37:48
  Testecleese: And he's like, oh, dude, this is Mein Kampf. And I was like, yes, it means my plan, written by Adolf Hitler. Read this book, and tell me it does not agree with your points of view. He refused to read it.
• 1:37:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:38:01
  Testecleese: And I was like,
• 1:38:02
  Testecleese: Is it because you hate Nazis, or you're afraid to find out that you agree with Hitler's policies?
• 1:38:08
  El Guapo: I kinda wanna read it now, dude. I may have to get a copy myself.
• 1:38:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, the thing is, you can't just walk into a Barnes & Noble anymore.
• 1:38:17
  El Guapo: Because they took it out of the show?
• 1:38:20
  Testecleese: Well, I tried to get a copy of Rules for Radicals by Saul Linsky back in Virginia.
• 1:38:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:38:26
  Testecleese: And they didn't have it in stock, so they're like, oh, we can order you on, no problem.
• 1:38:29
  Brian McFadden: We've had this conversation before.
• 1:38:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, we just need your information. I was like, no, I'll come by and pick it up in a week. Like, what we need… I was like, no, no way you're gonna hand… hand the government a piece of paper saying that I'm getting a book how to, you know, how to live…
• 1:38:43
  Brian McFadden: Try to get the Anarchist Cookbook the same way, too.
• 1:38:46
  Testecleese: The ass at the same place.
• 1:38:48
  Brian McFadden: I'm in the face.
• 1:38:50
  Testecleese: The funny thing is, It isn't even…
• 1:38:54
  Testecleese: The game can be violent, it's to live without… it's to live alone.
• 1:38:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, you had to,
• 1:38:59
  El Guapo: what's the word looking for? You have to give your actual number, ID, or just a number, a name?
• 1:39:04
  Testecleese: I had to give them my name and my phone number so they could contact me to let me know my book was in.
• 1:39:10
  El Guapo: I would have been like, hey, my name is Pablo.
• 1:39:12
  El Guapo: Oh, you don't look like a Pablo. You don't know that.
• 1:39:15
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:39:16
  El Guapo: How do you know what to identify as?
• 1:39:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. I'm a… I'm a black woman, lesbian.
• 1:39:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:39:24
  Testecleese: So therefore, you're not allowed to ask questions of me, or else you're a bigot, because, you know, I follow the school of Corrine Jean-Pierre.
• 1:39:33
  El Guapo: I'm a black woman, they like white girls. White woman.
• 1:39:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:39:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm a black lesbian woman, I just like to use my penis on white ladies, you know?
• 1:39:47
  Testecleese: Keith Ellison, I know this name, who is this guy?
• 1:39:50
  El Guapo: Wow.
• 1:39:52
  El Guapo: Isn't that from.
• 1:39:54
  Testecleese: Attorney General.
• 1:39:55
  El Guapo: Yes, yes.
• 1:39:58
  Testecleese: He came out, and posted Excuse me.
• 1:40:02
  Testecleese: That they're cracking down on fraud.
• 1:40:05
  Testecleese: And, you know, we're solving all these problems because, you know, all you guys are stupid.
• 1:40:11
  Testecleese: And he got torn apart.
• 1:40:14
  Testecleese: And it's like, well, how come you didn't give a shit about this until the federal government exposed it? How come nobody noticed the billions of dollars disappearing?
• 1:40:23
  Testecleese: Which is even more fun right now. There's almost 100 mayors from Minnesota.
• 1:40:29
  Testecleese: Better, quote, decrying the widespread fawn, widespread fraud.
• 1:40:34
  Testecleese: And a letter to walls.
• 1:40:38
  Testecleese: Like…
• 1:40:38
  Testecleese: And Walzie's like, we're gonna crack down on this shit, we don't let this shit happen, we're better than this. Like, dude, you've been letting it happen since COVID.
• 1:40:46
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:40:46
  Testecleese: Actually, before that, Does your average Democrat voter not…
• 1:40:56
  Testecleese: I don't understand, Brian.
• 1:40:59
  Testecleese: How can you possibly see this happening?
• 1:41:02
  Testecleese: And not say, what the fuck is going on?
• 1:41:04
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:41:08
  Testecleese: I… it…
• 1:41:09
  Brian McFadden: Makes no sense whatsoever.
• 1:41:12
  Testecleese: At some point, you have to say, come on, this is not okay, we need to put someone else in office.
• 1:41:17
  Testecleese: They tried to make this guy vice president!
• 1:41:22
  Testecleese: And now Maine is suspending Medicaid program payments to a Somali charity program for the same reason.
• 1:41:29
  Testecleese: More Somalis.
• 1:41:33
  Testecleese: What's going on here?
• 1:41:34
  El Guapo: a pattern.
• 1:41:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, but what… What's going on that's making… that it's…
• 1:41:41
  Testecleese: Only the Somali groups do it. Did they leave there?
• 1:41:43
  El Guapo: Because they come with, okay, honestly, they come with a society that, corruption, that's the way… the way of life.
• 1:41:50
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:41:51
  Testecleese: hey, what about the Haitians and the Cubans and, you know what I mean? Those people that get out of there come here and are like, oh, thank God I'm not there anymore.
• 1:41:58
  El Guapo: Because, okay, Cuba, at least they had, like, a society, they had a… Okay, so only they had a government, a governor, I mean, government structure. It was just tribes.
• 1:42:08
  El Guapo: Fighting each other.
• 1:42:10
  Testecleese: So you come here, and you have a chance to not be a constant war.
• 1:42:13
  El Guapo: But it's just inherent.
• 1:42:15
  Testecleese: Good idea.
• 1:42:15
  El Guapo: Is it in the culture to be the way they are. Unfortunately, that…
• 1:42:19
  Testecleese: So we shouldn't allow any of these people in our country at all, is what you're telling me, because the entire frickin' country is corrupt.
• 1:42:25
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:42:27
  Brian McFadden: Small lip.
• 1:42:28
  Brian McFadden: Molly hasn't hired a working government.
• 1:42:31
  Brian McFadden: Since the 80s.
• 1:42:33
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:42:34
  Testecleese: But we're electing them into our government while they're saying she's Somalian first.
• 1:42:40
  Brian McFadden: Well, she represents Molly over in Minnesota.
• 1:42:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, hmm… wonder if she was involved in all this fraud? It's too late, right?
• 1:42:50
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:42:52
  El Guapo: No, the, Omar.
• 1:42:53
  Brian McFadden: Ily, I'm over.
• 1:42:55
  Testecleese: Tulane's one from Massachusetts, right?
• 1:42:57
  El Guapo: Yes, I think so.
• 1:42:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm not sure that… I…
• 1:43:01
  Testecleese: confuse hap… most of those, what the… what'd they call them? The… the… AOC's group.
• 1:43:08
  Brian McFadden: I know what he's hot about it, but…
• 1:43:10
  El Guapo: the… the squad.
• 1:43:12
  Testecleese: Squad. Yeah, there you go.
• 1:43:16
  Testecleese: Now AOC's been completely cast out of that group because she's sounding more and more like Pelosi every day.
• 1:43:22
  Brian McFadden: Well, she wants to be Speaker of the House.
• 1:43:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, will her constituents vote for her after she's taken a dump on who elected her?
• 1:43:32
  Brian McFadden: Probably. Probably.
• 1:43:33
  Testecleese: Or are they gonna go further left?
• 1:43:35
  El Guapo: No, both blue, no matter who.
• 1:43:39
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, but there's gonna be a…
• 1:43:41
  Testecleese: They could vote for the Mumdani guy, or the AOC gal.
• 1:43:46
  El Guapo: But whoa.
• 1:43:46
  Testecleese: If AOC was far left and moved towards
• 1:43:50
  Testecleese: you know, Pelosi left, why wouldn't they go for another far-lefter to replace her?
• 1:44:00
  Testecleese: I mean, you know, someone else could run the primary against her.
• 1:44:07
  Testecleese: Excuse me.
• 1:44:08
  Testecleese: Boston just got bu- two dudes in Boston just got busted for, snap fraud, too.
• 1:44:15
  El Guapo: Well, he's he from?
• 1:44:17
  Testecleese: Huh?
• 1:44:18
  El Guapo: Where's he from?
• 1:44:20
  Testecleese: It doesn't say that they're not here legally, but the name
• 1:44:24
  Testecleese: sound European, which, that doesn't necessarily mean anything.
• 1:44:28
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:44:30
  Testecleese: But… These weren't even grocery stores.
• 1:44:34
  Testecleese: They were, like, corner store bodegas.
• 1:44:38
  Testecleese: that at times were claiming a half a million dollars in SNAP benefits a month.
• 1:44:44
  Testecleese: Being turned in.
• 1:44:45
  Testecleese: Whereas the grocery stores were, claiming $82,000 a month.
• 1:44:53
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:44:54
  Testecleese: And this is exactly what we were talking about before, they were basically selling… they were buying food stamps, basically. People were coming in, buying booze and cigarettes, or just straight up trading for cash.
• 1:45:05
  Testecleese: And they would punch it in the computer and take the food stamps and get paid.
• 1:45:13
  Testecleese: Keep hearing about how we're fucking everybody by cracking down on this obvious fraud, but there'd be more money to go around to help the people that actually need it if we weren't letting this jackass walk off with $9 million, or frickin' Minnesota steal $9 billion.
• 1:45:29
  Brian McFadden: What about up Maine, where, they've got a smaller chariot up there that shows they've got a million dollars in fraud in Maine? A million dollars in Maine!
• 1:45:40
  Brian McFadden: Have you ever been to Maine?
• 1:45:42
  Testecleese: Yes, I have, several times, actually. How big of a state is Maine? How many people live in Maine?
• 1:45:48
  Testecleese: Size-wise, it's decent for, New England.
• 1:45:51
  Brian McFadden: But what about population-wise?
• 1:45:52
  Testecleese: Population-wise, it's got fewer people than Massachusetts.
• 1:45:57
  Testecleese: It's…
• 1:45:57
  Brian McFadden: Hold on.
• 1:45:58
  Testecleese: parts like West Virginia.
• 1:46:01
  El Guapo: Oh, shit.
• 1:46:02
  Brian McFadden: A million dollars!
• 1:46:04
  El Guapo: I can get my…
• 1:46:06
  El Guapo: I could get my car from PDF file out of the internet.
• 1:46:09
  Brian McFadden: There you go. That's probably the better way to get it.
• 1:46:12
  El Guapo: I want the audiobook.
• 1:46:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, we used to go skiing and whitewater rafting in Maine every year.
• 1:46:21
  Testecleese: But yeah, again, and the main is more Somalis.
• 1:46:25
  Brian McFadden: Right. Another smallish area again.
• 1:46:28
  Testecleese: Come on, like, at some point, you have to say there's a pattern, right?
• 1:46:32
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:46:34
  Brian McFadden: Oh.
• 1:46:35
  Brian McFadden: Is there a video that goes with this one?
• 1:46:39
  Testecleese: Oh, the able-bodied rules?
• 1:46:43
  Brian McFadden: Please do video.
• 1:46:44
  Testecleese: Pretty sure there is.
• 1:46:46
  Testecleese: They're, they're saying that people that are, like, 18 to 65…
• 1:46:50
  Brian McFadden: No video.
• 1:46:52
  Testecleese: Are not disabled, don't have children under 15, working less than 20 hours a week.
• 1:46:58
  Testecleese: Might be cut off from food stamp benefits.
• 1:47:02
  Testecleese: I don't see a problem with that. I don't either.
• 1:47:06
  Testecleese: Crazy thing is, this article used the guy as an example of why this is so fucked up.
• 1:47:11
  Testecleese: He's a felon.
• 1:47:13
  Testecleese: He's like, I can't get a real job because I'm a felon, no one wants to look past that. I'm like, well, did you stab someone? Did you rob someone? Who wants to hire you?
• 1:47:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly, you know?
• 1:47:22
  Testecleese: thief, do I want to hire you to steal from me, too?
• 1:47:24
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:47:26
  Testecleese: This isn't our fault that you're not gonna get SNAP benefits, it's your fault.
• 1:47:28
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:47:29
  Testecleese: a felon.
• 1:47:30
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:47:30
  Testecleese: Don't be a felon, and you can probably get a job!
• 1:47:34
  Testecleese: Like, again, you couldn't find a better example of someone who's being… Pushed aside.
• 1:47:41
  Brian McFadden: Didn't Clinton try to put these kind of rules in place, and it lasted for a little while, and then…
• 1:47:47
  Brian McFadden: another Democrat came in and wiped the rules off the books, because it wasn't fair to everybody.
• 1:47:53
  Testecleese: I'm not sure, but that sounds about right.
• 1:47:56
  Testecleese: You shouldn't be allowed to just sit on your ass and smoke pot and collect the government check.
• 1:48:02
  Brian McFadden: I mean, if I could figure out a way to do that, I definitely would, you know? I mean, that sounds like the way to go, but…
• 1:48:08
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, this article specifically says some Americans might have to start skipping meals. I was like, fuck!
• 1:48:13
  Brian McFadden: You.
• 1:48:14
  Testecleese: I was like, I have skipped plenty of meals, I have literally been homeless!
• 1:48:18
  Testecleese: And the government didn't give a fuck to help me.
• 1:48:22
  Testecleese: Because I… because I was doing too well. I was like, well, I'm homeless and I'm not eating.
• 1:48:27
  Testecleese: So how are these people possibly qualifying for any of this shit if they have a place to live?
• 1:48:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:48:33
  Testecleese: How are they paying their rent?
• 1:48:39
  Testecleese: And you know what? Not being fucking bailed out by the government is probably what saved my ass, honestly.
• 1:48:45
  Testecleese: It put a hitch in my giddy-up, right? Yeah, and… or my get-along.
• 1:48:53
  Testecleese: And I started making much better decisions, because I was like, I'm gonna die!
• 1:48:59
  Brian McFadden: Right. And shit, now… now I own…
• 1:49:02
  Testecleese: a house, the house next door. I can go… I can literally hunt in my backyard.
• 1:49:07
  Testecleese: Had the government bailed me out, I would probably still be suckling that teeth.
• 1:49:12
  Testecleese: Why bother going to do any of this if someone's gonna pay my rent and my food anyway? I can go out and do side jobs, get enough money to buy some pot, sit at home, get stoned, and get paid.
• 1:49:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:49:28
  Testecleese: I do like sharing North Korea stuff, Brian.
• 1:49:32
  Testecleese: They've, released an image of what they're calling… what they're saying is their first nuclear-powered submarine.
• 1:49:39
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I shared that, yeah.
• 1:49:41
  Testecleese: Oh, you did? Okay, I saw it too, I might not have shared it.
• 1:49:45
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:49:45
  Testecleese: I immediately thought of that last ship we watched them try to launch.
• 1:49:51
  Testecleese: We're saying?
• 1:49:52
  Brian McFadden: Dapesized.
• 1:49:54
  Testecleese: minutes.
• 1:49:57
  Testecleese: And all I can think is how many people were executed for that thing going straight to the bottom of the bay, you know?
• 1:50:04
  Brian McFadden: But this is an issue, though, you know, as, is it?
• 1:50:08
  Brian McFadden: If North Korea actually perfects this shit, then, you know, that's gonna be a bigger threat to us, you know, because they're gonna be able to bring their subs all the way to our coast, like Russia does.
• 1:50:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, maybe. I'm not sure if this is actually a nuclear-powered sub, or if it has nearly the capabilities of ours.
• 1:50:29
  Testecleese: Because North Korea is for shit.
• 1:50:32
  Testecleese: But… Okay, Russia can come right up to our shores.
• 1:50:38
  Testecleese: Are they dumb enough to give away their position and attack us?
• 1:50:42
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:50:44
  Testecleese: Not Russia, though. Russia knows better, at least, right?
• 1:50:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but North Korea won't.
• 1:50:50
  Testecleese: Shhh.
• 1:50:52
  Testecleese: I got a feeling if North Korea actually
• 1:50:55
  Testecleese: launched, a missile from a nuclear-powered sub and hit the United States.
• 1:51:01
  Testecleese: I am pretty sure Congress would get behind an actual declaration of war.
• 1:51:06
  Brian McFadden: But you can't nuke North Korea, because South Korea's on the same island.
• 1:51:10
  Testecleese: You don't need to!
• 1:51:12
  Testecleese: Drops 6 or 7 Moabs on him.
• 1:51:17
  Testecleese: You don't need to go nuclear.
• 1:51:21
  Brian McFadden: Eye for an eye.
• 1:51:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, you could nuke them back, but you don't need to, you don't even need to.
• 1:51:28
  Testecleese: And if North Korea actually tried to deploy a nuclear missile from a nuclear-powered…
• 1:51:34
  Testecleese: then yeah, we might actually nuke them off the planet, and South Korea would become an island.
• 1:51:41
  Testecleese: But I think Kim Jong-un, as full of himself as is, he's not dumb enough to think he could actually take on the United States military.
• 1:51:48
  Testecleese: What, you think if he attacked the United States, and the United States retaliated, that the rest of these communist countries would get on board? You think China and Russia would just unite with North Korea to fight the United States?
• 1:51:59
  Brian McFadden: Baby.
• 1:52:00
  Testecleese: I doubt it, especially with the… Russia's having enough trouble with Ukraine.
• 1:52:05
  Testecleese: And we're just handing them weapons, not operating them ourselves.
• 1:52:12
  Testecleese: Alright, well… and here's an interesting… I saw this, too.
• 1:52:17
  Testecleese: That was, what, a Christmas Day, was it, or a Christmas Eve?
• 1:52:23
  Testecleese: Bombing?
• 1:52:24
  Testecleese: from the United States.
• 1:52:27
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:52:28
  Brian McFadden: Is there proof it's from the United States?
• 1:52:30
  Testecleese: Well, on Nigeria. Yeah, Christmas night.
• 1:52:33
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I thought we were talking about the Russian general.
• 1:52:36
  Testecleese: Oh, oh! I missed him, I'm sorry, it was already highlighted, and I just automatically skipped it. My mistake. Yeah! You know what? It almost sounded like I was setting up to go into that when I said… when I was talking about Russian with you, and…
• 1:52:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I know.
• 1:52:49
  Testecleese: You tried to walk me into it, and I just didn't see it, huh?
• 1:52:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah,
• 1:52:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, did you see this, Guapo? A Russian general was, essentially assassinated by a car bomb.
• 1:53:00
  Testecleese: In Moscow.
• 1:53:03
  Brian McFadden: He was the, he was the Armed Forces General Stat… he's the Training Directorate for, russia…
• 1:53:17
  Testecleese: Was this a Ukrainian…
• 1:53:20
  Brian McFadden: They're blaming it on… they're blaming it on Ukraine, yeah.
• 1:53:24
  Testecleese: I'm sure they are, but… but I know a lot of the Russian citizens are upset about what's going on.
• 1:53:29
  Testecleese: You think it's at least possible that a citizen did this, trying to end the war?
• 1:53:34
  Brian McFadden: Anything's possible.
• 1:53:36
  Testecleese: True. It's possible an American citizen did it who…
• 1:53:39
  Testecleese: Decides to go out there on their own, too, but…
• 1:53:44
  Testecleese: But yeah, Christmas night attack on Nigeria, excuse me.
• 1:53:50
  Testecleese: These jihadist groups that have been, exterminating the Christians?
• 1:53:55
  Brian McFadden: Mainly Christians, yes.
• 1:53:57
  Testecleese: Well, they're…
• 1:53:58
  Brian McFadden: But they did come out and say, this is, you know…
• 1:54:02
  Brian McFadden: For all religious freedoms, you know.
• 1:54:06
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But this… but these jihadist groups were targeting…
• 1:54:13
  Testecleese: Well, Jews and Christians, basically, anyone who wasn't Muslim.
• 1:54:16
  Brian McFadden: Right,
• 1:54:17
  Testecleese: But there's a large, large Christian group in our base in Nigeria. I'm not sure if everyone's aware, but the missionaries that went to Africa a century ago, two centuries ago, spread Christianity.
• 1:54:34
  Testecleese: And they've been… this is something we've brought up on this show more than once. Actually, when the whole Israel thing came up, and Ukraine was going on, I was like, why does no one give a shit about Nigeria? Then finally Trump addressed it, which I thought was awesome.
• 1:54:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:54:47
  Testecleese: And he's done something about it, he blew up a jihadi group.
• 1:54:52
  Testecleese: And some of the villages that were near where these bombings went off complained.
• 1:54:59
  Brian McFadden: Who lives in the villages?
• 1:55:01
  Brian McFadden: Christians or Muslims?
• 1:55:03
  Testecleese: That's a good question, it doesn't specify, see?
• 1:55:08
  Brian McFadden: That'd be my first question.
• 1:55:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:55:11
  Brian McFadden: Because if it's a Christian, I would be supporting what Trump's doing, you know?
• 1:55:15
  Testecleese: Maybe, but maybe not on Christmas Day.
• 1:55:18
  Brian McFadden: Baby.
• 1:55:19
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:55:20
  Testecleese: Like, World War I actually had a ceasefire armistice where the two sides got together and drank beer.
• 1:55:27
  Brian McFadden: For a day. On Christmas Day, for, what, 12 hours? But then they also said, that probably led to the earlier end of the war, because.
• 1:55:36
  Testecleese: No one wanted to die!
• 1:55:38
  Brian McFadden: Soldiers had a hard time fighting each other after they got to know each other a little bit.
• 1:55:44
  Testecleese: And you can say that's good or bad.
• 1:55:46
  Testecleese: Realistically, it was good that the war ended, but bad because that left it open-ended for the second one to kick off.
• 1:55:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:55:53
  Testecleese: Especially with the sanctions put on Germany after it.
• 1:55:58
  Testecleese: Which… Something everyone's always brought up was.
• 1:56:01
  Testecleese: World War I never ended, I've even said this. It was an extension… oh, World War II never happened, it was an extension of World War I ending, because of the rules put on Germany. The thing is, after World War II ended, we put the same regulations on Japan, and Japan became an economic superpower after it, didn't they?
• 1:56:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because we were providing for their defense, like we've been providing for Europe's defense for the last 40 years.
• 1:56:26
  Testecleese: Japan's just now being allowed to build a military.
• 1:56:30
  Testecleese: Because of China. They have literally had no military.
• 1:56:34
  Testecleese: And I don't…
• 1:56:34
  Brian McFadden: But we're not gonna leave Japan either, because that's a very strategic location for us in the Pacific.
• 1:56:42
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah!
• 1:56:43
  Brian McFadden: to have all our Navy there, and the Marines there and stuff, so…
• 1:56:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, you got North… you got the Korean Peninsula, you got China, the Philippines are all within…
• 1:56:54
  Brian McFadden: Because we don't have a baby.
• 1:56:55
  Brian McFadden: Philippines anymore, so…
• 1:56:57
  Testecleese: No, we left?
• 1:56:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:56:59
  Brian McFadden: They kicked us out after our 100-year lease ran out.
• 1:57:03
  Testecleese: Well… That's their right.
• 1:57:07
  Testecleese: But that also means that… that also means when shit goes down, don't call us for help, right?
• 1:57:13
  Testecleese: But you know as well as I, we'll show up the fuck anyway, because…
• 1:57:17
  Testecleese: We'll get involved in almost any fight on the planet for some reason.
• 1:57:21
  Brian McFadden: Well, we… not as much as we used to.
• 1:57:24
  Testecleese: Very true.
• 1:57:25
  Testecleese: But while we're… we were bombing these,
• 1:57:29
  Testecleese: jihadis in Nigeria. Turkey also went ahead and detained 115 ISIS suspects in a nationwide raid ahead of the Christmas, and the New Year.
• 1:57:42
  Testecleese: I'm still not sure what I think of turkey, and when Brian comes back from,
• 1:57:46
  Testecleese: draining a lizard, I'm gonna get his opinion.
• 1:57:49
  Testecleese: I've been to Turkey.
• 1:57:51
  Testecleese: The people were great.
• 1:57:53
  Testecleese: The food was… okay.
• 1:57:55
  Testecleese: I had, I had had a couple different things of the food,
• 1:58:02
  Testecleese: The lamb was really good, but it was so oily.
• 1:58:07
  Testecleese: But yeah, the people were great. I was speaking to these Muslim dudes, spoke perfect English, which was awesome, like, no confusion.
• 1:58:17
  Testecleese: And these guys said the same thing as me. Like, oh yeah, well, I mean, we're worshiping the same God, we just see it different. And I was like, yeah, I… I follow, Jacob, and you follow Isaac.
• 1:58:27
  Testecleese: And… Brian probably knows this.
• 1:58:30
  Testecleese: Islam and Christianity have a common root.
• 1:58:34
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I do.
• 1:58:35
  Testecleese: abraham, right?
• 1:58:37
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:58:39
  Testecleese: And Christianity's the sons of Jacob, Islam's the sons of Isaac.
• 1:58:44
  Testecleese: the… the sons of, Abraham.
• 1:58:47
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:58:48
  Testecleese: Not sure if everyone's aware of that, but was it,
• 1:58:53
  Testecleese: Jacob was supposed to kill Isaac on…
• 1:58:58
  Testecleese: Oh, shoot, what was the mountain called?
• 1:59:02
  Testecleese: I can't remember.
• 1:59:05
  Testecleese: It's, anyway, that doesn't matter.
• 1:59:10
  Testecleese: But yeah, Turkey just detained all these guys, these ISIS suspects.
• 1:59:14
  Testecleese: What's your view on turkey, Brian? Because… I…
• 1:59:18
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're part of NATO.
• 1:59:20
  Testecleese: I like the… yes, but they seem to keep…
• 1:59:23
  Testecleese: siding with Russia on a lot of stuff, don't they?
• 1:59:26
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I do.
• 1:59:27
  Testecleese: How are you possibly NATO, and going against every rule of NATO?
• 1:59:36
  Testecleese: And… We don't hear about Turkey being involved very often in military conflict, honestly.
• 1:59:42
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:59:44
  Testecleese: So, I mean, in general, these people are pretty peaceful. Maybe they're just looking for the best deal, you know what I mean?
• 1:59:49
  Brian McFadden: duh.
• 1:59:51
  Testecleese: But you can't be doing business with the… the guys that… that are the enemy of the people that you claim to be a part of, you know?
• 1:59:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:00:00
  Testecleese: I'd like to go back to Turkey again, it was great.
• 2:00:03
  Testecleese: Had a lot of fun. I will say it was a little intimidating when the call, the prayer went off as a white Christian in the middle of the city street, you know what I mean?
• 2:00:11
  Brian McFadden: Bosnia's that way, too.
• 2:00:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's like, -oh.
• 2:00:15
  Brian McFadden: I really like peeing in the little trot, in the hole in the ground.
• 2:00:22
  Testecleese: Yes, Wonders of modern plumbing, right?
• 2:00:28
  Brian McFadden: That's true.
• 2:00:31
  Testecleese: I guess it's still better than just throwing a bucket out the second-story window and everyone walking by, right?
• 2:00:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, definitely better than that, especially if I'm walking by.
• 2:00:39
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 2:00:40
  Testecleese: So, we have, a blockade.
• 2:00:47
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 2:00:47
  Testecleese: Apparently. With the Venezuelan unsanctioned oil tankers?
• 2:00:52
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 2:00:53
  Testecleese: I'm not… or, I'm sorry, sanctioned. I'm not 100% sure exactly What all this means.
• 2:01:00
  Brian McFadden: We talked about this, I don't know why.
• 2:01:02
  Testecleese: They're Iranian, and they're Venezuelan. Is it any…
• 2:01:05
  Brian McFadden: No, there is… these are UN sanctions that are in place on specific oil tankers.
• 2:01:12
  Testecleese: Saying, you're not allowed to do business at all?
• 2:01:14
  Brian McFadden: They're calling them shadow tankers, because they're known for going in North Korea and getting shit. They're known for going places and pulling oil out where they're not supposed to be pulling it out. So the UN put sanctions in place, and we're the first country and the first president is actually doing something about it.
• 2:01:33
  Brian McFadden: We're seeing that.
• 2:01:34
  Testecleese: Why the right…
• 2:01:35
  Testecleese: Is that why the rest of the world is talking trash, but not doing anything about it? Because it actually is the rules?
• 2:01:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:01:43
  Testecleese: Okay, okay.
• 2:01:44
  Brian McFadden: Trump's the first president that's had the cojones to, like, do something with these sanctions that they put in place.
• 2:01:51
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing is, several days ago, one of these tankers was being approached by the U.S. Coast Guard. Yep. And it, it turned tail back into the Atlantic Ocean to take off.
• 2:02:02
  Brian McFadden: Right. And the Coast Guard pursued it for a while, now the Navy is still following it.
• 2:02:06
  Testecleese: They're talking about bringing in a team, because they won't stop.
• 2:02:10
  Brian McFadden: They're talking about bringing in a special team.
• 2:02:13
  Brian McFadden: Like the SEALs?
• 2:02:15
  Testecleese: That's what I said, I was like, these are either gonna be, like, Marines or SEALs that are coming to this… this vessel.
• 2:02:21
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:02:21
  Testecleese: and… No matter which team shows up, you don't want to be there when they show up, right?
• 2:02:30
  Testecleese: I mean, the Marines are terrifying enough.
• 2:02:34
  Testecleese: Let alone the Navy SEALs, because they won't even come in through helicopters, they'll climb up the fucking side of the ship in the middle of the night.
• 2:02:40
  Testecleese: If it's going slow enough. Yeah, and everyone else would just be gone. Not even dead on the ship, gone. They just won't be there anymore. And they'll be bringing it to Texas to seize all the friggin' oil cargo.
• 2:02:53
  Brian McFadden: Well, that was fun, and the reporters asked what we were gonna do with the oil we're seasoning. He's like, we're gonna keep it.
• 2:02:58
  Testecleese: What do you think we're gonna do with it?
• 2:03:01
  Testecleese: You know, it's like, oh, we're gonna pour it in the ground, we're gonna pour it in the ocean?
• 2:03:05
  Testecleese: No… It's gonna be gasoline, you idiots!
• 2:03:09
  Brian McFadden: Yep. Strategic Reserves.
• 2:03:13
  Brian McFadden: Full again.
• 2:03:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, I haven't heard anything about that yet, and this is something I brought up recently, too, didn't.
• 2:03:18
  Brian McFadden: Yes. God.
• 2:03:20
  Testecleese: Are we gonna refill this, or did Trump just give up knowing that the next Democrat's gonna dump empty it out anyway?
• 2:03:26
  Brian McFadden: I think he'll still refill it.
• 2:03:30
  Testecleese: That ain't gonna be cheap, that's a lot of oil. Now, like you said, maybe these seized tankers could be exactly that, just barrels of fruit oil.
• 2:03:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:03:42
  Testecleese: Do people know where these, strategic reserves are hidden?
• 2:03:45
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:03:47
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:03:48
  Brian McFadden: You?
• 2:03:48
  Testecleese: So it's not… it's not like the bad guy can just come in and bomb it as soon as the war starts, right?
• 2:03:53
  Brian McFadden: I don't think so, no.
• 2:03:55
  Testecleese: And realistically, it's probably underground, right?
• 2:03:58
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, definitely.
• 2:03:59
  Testecleese: Not just a warehouse in Montana.
• 2:04:01
  Brian McFadden: No, it's definitely in the ground out west.
• 2:04:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, hidden somewhere in the heartland, where you gotta cross a mountain range on either side.
• 2:04:11
  Testecleese: Okay, so it's…
• 2:04:14
  Testecleese: And, what, how many miles to get to the heartland of the United States from the sea?
• 2:04:18
  Brian McFadden: A lot. Thousands.
• 2:04:20
  Testecleese: Even with a jet, it's gonna take you a while to get there, and there's enough defense between there and, you know, the ocean.
• 2:04:27
  Brian McFadden: Your best bet's with a balloon.
• 2:04:29
  Testecleese: You're right, you're right, we just ignore it until it takes all the pictures at once, then we shoot it down, right?
• 2:04:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and transmits the fish errors!
• 2:04:40
  Testecleese: That's what got me, is I actually, I think, was like, well, we shot it down so they didn't get the chip out of the camera. I was like, you gen… you honestly think that.
• 2:04:47
  Brian McFadden: You need to get the fucking…
• 2:04:49
  Testecleese: Chip out of the camera?
• 2:04:51
  Testecleese: And, like, what I do, I was like, take a picture with your phone!
• 2:04:55
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, it was automatically… it was sent to the cloud instantly after it was taken.
• 2:05:01
  Testecleese: I was like, I can set my… I was like, hand me your phone, I can set it up right now, so when you take a picture, it shows up on my phone instantly.
• 2:05:07
  Testecleese: I'm like, well, yeah, that makes sense. Like, why can't they do that with a spy balloon? They most definitely can. It's like, you don't think the Chinese government, especially espionage, has more tech than your fucking cell phone?
• 2:05:22
  Testecleese: For the love of God, dude!
• 2:05:25
  Testecleese: They gotta go get the chip out of the camera, that's at the bottom of the ocean.
• 2:05:30
  Brian McFadden: That's some technologically inept people that say shit, like…
• 2:05:35
  Testecleese: I know!
• 2:05:35
  Brian McFadden: That's when you're like.
• 2:05:36
  Testecleese: Yes, no, you're right, they have to go get the roll of fucking, light-sensitive film out of the camera and develop it in a darkroom, right?
• 2:05:44
  Brian McFadden: Yup, I've done that.
• 2:05:46
  Testecleese: I have too, and it's a lot of fun.
• 2:05:48
  Brian McFadden: It is.
• 2:05:49
  Testecleese: And it's funny, I was actually thinking about getting the wife a really nice camera.
• 2:05:53
  Testecleese: for the beautiful scenery here. I was like, fuck, I'd have to build a darkroom. I was like, where am I gonna get pictures developed? And I was like, and if we're taking our own pictures, we're gonna want our own darkroom to develop them the way we want them to come out, you know?
• 2:06:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:06:05
  Testecleese: But then, like, realistically, I don't even know what to do with the chemical waste.
• 2:06:09
  Testecleese: Like, what do you do with the developer and the stopmath when you're done with it?
• 2:06:15
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:06:17
  Testecleese: And I'm assuming, because you've done this before as a photographer, you know what developer and stop bath is.
• 2:06:21
  Brian McFadden: Of course I do. I had a… before I joined the Navy, I was doing photography in high school, and I had a darkroom in my basement at the house.
• 2:06:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Okay, so what did you do with the chemical waste? Did you have to call for special pickup, or did you have to go somewhere?
• 2:06:35
  Brian McFadden: No, this was back in the early 80s. That was poured it into the fucking toilet, and it went down the septic tank.
• 2:06:42
  Testecleese: And cleaned out your pipes on the way through.
• 2:06:46
  Brian McFadden: I hope so.
• 2:06:47
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 2:06:50
  Brian McFadden: But remember, this was the early 80s, so things were different back then.
• 2:06:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, oh, it's going on the septic tank, who cares? And the funny thing is, did you actually have a septic tank, or did you have.
• 2:07:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we do, we… no, we had something.
• 2:07:02
  Testecleese: Or did you have a cess pit?
• 2:07:04
  Brian McFadden: No, we had a subject tagged.
• 2:07:05
  Testecleese: I grew up with a pit.
• 2:07:07
  Testecleese: And… it was basically a giant hole dug.
• 2:07:11
  Testecleese: And then a bigger piece of steel placed over it with a lid, and then that was buried.
• 2:07:16
  Testecleese: So, like, there was no actual tank, it would bleach into the ground.
• 2:07:21
  Brian McFadden: No, we had tanks in Michigan, where I was going.
• 2:07:24
  Testecleese: When we sold the house, we had to put in a septic system because, cesspits were illegal now.
• 2:07:30
  Testecleese: Right. Do you know what it costs to dig a hole to put it in a fucking septic tank, dude?
• 2:07:34
  Brian McFadden: Thousands of dollars.
• 2:07:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, about 10 of them.
• 2:07:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 2:07:38
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 2:07:41
  Testecleese: here we go, here's a guy, former soldier.
• 2:07:47
  Testecleese: Got multiple life sentences. He killed a couple.
• 2:07:52
  Testecleese: to get money to go, fight the Venezuelan government as a mercenary.
• 2:07:57
  Brian McFadden: Now…
• 2:07:58
  Testecleese: Before you hear the liberals screaming about, why are you going there to do that?
• 2:08:02
  Testecleese: He also went to Ukraine.
• 2:08:05
  Testecleese: to, to fight for Ukraine as a mercenary, too.
• 2:08:09
  Testecleese: Okay? So just before anyone loses their shit.
• 2:08:12
  Testecleese: This guy just liked to fight, apparently.
• 2:08:15
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:08:15
  Testecleese: And killed a couple trying to…
• 2:08:17
  Testecleese: Basically rob them to get money to go…
• 2:08:20
  Testecleese: Fighting a war that wasn't his.
• 2:08:24
  Testecleese: Which, you could say Venezuela is our war.
• 2:08:27
  Testecleese: But I'm pretty sure that we need, Congress involved for that to happen, you know?
• 2:08:34
  Testecleese: And here's something I saw, and you saw it too.
• 2:08:38
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:08:40
  Testecleese: The Golden Fleet, as Trump is calling it.
• 2:08:46
  Testecleese: They're calling them Trump class, which is hilarious.
• 2:08:49
  Testecleese: But they're making new battleships!
• 2:08:52
  Brian McFadden: Yep, there's a picture of the artist rendering That I just shared.
• 2:08:57
  Testecleese: That does not look anywhere like the battleships we currently have.
• 2:09:01
  Brian McFadden: No, I don't think it would've… I don't think it's gonna look like that. I mean, they're talking about having railguns on it…
• 2:09:07
  Brian McFadden: And all kinds of shit, you know? It's not…
• 2:09:10
  Testecleese: We abandoned our railgun program.
• 2:09:13
  Testecleese: A decade ago.
• 2:09:14
  Brian McFadden: Well, Trump's bringing it back.
• 2:09:16
  Testecleese: Oh, I think we should, but maybe that's because we saw Japan testing theirs out.
• 2:09:22
  Testecleese: Like, oh, it does work!
• 2:09:24
  Testecleese: Because we had an issue, and…
• 2:09:26
  Brian McFadden: Because this looks more like a cruiser destroyer with extra armament on it. You can see the Aegis radar on the side there, so…
• 2:09:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, you can, and I do not see a SeaWiz, though.
• 2:09:42
  Testecleese: Interesting.
• 2:09:43
  Brian McFadden: It might, there might be, it might be up front.
• 2:09:47
  Testecleese: Close-in weapon system, that's a terrifying weapon, isn't it?
• 2:09:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:09:54
  Testecleese: For anyone unfamiliar with the C-Wiz, it looks like an R2-D2, that's what we all called it.
• 2:09:58
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep, gallon gun.
• 2:10:00
  Testecleese: What was it, like…
• 2:10:03
  Testecleese: Depleted uranium rounds or tungsten rounds, and it was something like 2,000 rounds a minute or something like that?
• 2:10:11
  Testecleese: It was literally… you literally put up a wall of tungsten in the sky.
• 2:10:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but nobody knew that,
• 2:10:18
  Brian McFadden: Trump was working on this new class of Navy ships, you know.
• 2:10:23
  Testecleese: Well, see, that's interesting, because the first thing I thought was, like, what are we gonna do with a battleship these days, short of an amphibious invasion?
• 2:10:31
  Testecleese: You know?
• 2:10:32
  Testecleese: Like, really, what are you gonna do with a battleship?
• 2:10:34
  Brian McFadden: But it is a category that we're definitely lacking in, you know? We got carriers, we got cruisers, we got destroyers, we don't have anything that can…
• 2:10:43
  Testecleese: What do you… yeah, but what are you gonna do with the battleship?
• 2:10:45
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 2:10:47
  Brian McFadden: Shoot shit.
• 2:10:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, but we don't need a battleship to do that, our cruisers…
• 2:10:52
  Testecleese: can fire a 5-inch round over the horizon and hit its target, you know what I mean?
• 2:10:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but our cruisers and dryers don't have railguns.
• 2:11:01
  Testecleese: Don't have what?
• 2:11:02
  Brian McFadden: Real guns.
• 2:11:04
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, so what, we're only gonna put them on this one class of ship?
• 2:11:10
  Brian McFadden: If it works, I'm sure it'll go on other ships.
• 2:11:13
  Testecleese: I suppose. And you're right, you might have to design the ship around the weapon in this case, because the issue we had before was these railguns were, cracking the keels of ships when they fired, with the, giant…
• 2:11:27
  Testecleese: force coming, you know what I mean?
• 2:11:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:11:31
  Testecleese: And what's crazy is… when you hear… anyone who reads sci-fi, or is into sci-fi stuff, you hear Railgun, and you're picturing, like, a telephone pole of tungsten.
• 2:11:41
  Brian McFadden: Here's the crazy thing, Trump's saying that these ships should take about two and a half years to be built.
• 2:11:48
  Testecleese: That's insane.
• 2:11:49
  Brian McFadden: That's super fast.
• 2:11:51
  Testecleese: Oh, y- oh my god, yes.
• 2:11:53
  Testecleese: Especially if there's gonna be new, new technology on it, because you know there's gonna be issues putting it together, right?
• 2:11:58
  Brian McFadden: Oh, there was in the Ford class aircraft carrier.
• 2:12:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, and that… and the aircraft carrier's a platform we've been working on.
• 2:12:07
  Testecleese: And, well, there you go, Brian, perfect.
• 2:12:09
  Testecleese: example you just brought up there was the Ford class has an electromagnetic catapult, not steam, right?
• 2:12:15
  Brian McFadden: Yep, I got rid of Steam.
• 2:12:16
  Testecleese: That's how railguns work, isn't.
• 2:12:18
  Brian McFadden: And they got a different elevator… the different weapons elevators, too. They're using different technology for their weapons elevators.
• 2:12:27
  Testecleese: Versus just, like, a cable and pulleys?
• 2:12:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think it's running on electromagnetic stuff, too.
• 2:12:35
  Testecleese: Oof, really?
• 2:12:37
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:12:39
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:12:40
  Testecleese: Sounds like a massive energy draw.
• 2:12:44
  Testecleese: For everything to be electromagnetic, but…
• 2:12:46
  Testecleese: Assuming you could dial in everything as well as you want to with your engineers and everything, you could move these things a lot faster.
• 2:12:56
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 2:12:58
  Testecleese: with electromagnetism.
• 2:13:01
  Testecleese: And it's funny you say weapons elevators. I know exactly what you're talking about.
• 2:13:05
  Brian McFadden: Well, I remember there was an issue with the weapons elevators. It took them forever to get certified.
• 2:13:11
  Brian McFadden: They're called Advanced Weapons Elevators.
• 2:13:14
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:13:16
  Brian McFadden: And.
• 2:13:17
  Testecleese: By the way, anyone listening while Brian reads and figures this out.
• 2:13:21
  Brian McFadden: They are. They're electromagnetic, they're using electromagnetic linear motors.
• 2:13:28
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:13:29
  Brian McFadden: This gives them a higher speed and capacity and reduces moving parts.
• 2:13:34
  Testecleese: So we could move more ordinance.
• 2:13:36
  Brian McFadden: We can move.
• 2:13:37
  Testecleese: in less time.
• 2:13:37
  Brian McFadden: The elevator can reportedly lift up to 24,000 pounds at 150 feet per minute, roughly double the capacity of the Nimitz-class carrier elevators.
• 2:13:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was gonna say, at 24… 24,000 pounds?
• 2:13:53
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:13:54
  Testecleese: A 24,000 pound bomb we want to deploy typically has to be attached to the aircraft before it leaves the United States at this point.
• 2:14:03
  Brian McFadden: Not… not anymore, not on the Ford class.
• 2:14:07
  Testecleese: And for anyone curious, because you weren't in the Navy, United States Navy weapons elevator.
• 2:14:12
  Testecleese: You take ordnance from the armory.
• 2:14:15
  Testecleese: And you bring it up to the flight deck in this elevator just for… just for the weaponry.
• 2:14:20
  Testecleese: And then you have people bring it off, and then they attach it to the aircraft to go…
• 2:14:24
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:14:24
  Testecleese: do their…
• 2:14:25
  Brian McFadden: Because I remember when the first ship was being built, that that was one of the things that was slowing it down was that electromagnetic…
• 2:14:35
  Testecleese: upgrade to technology, you know? Yeah, just trying to dial it in, right?
• 2:14:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:14:42
  Testecleese: don't know how much everyone follows electricity and magnetism, but I've been fascinated about them forever.
• 2:14:50
  Testecleese: one… one watt.
• 2:14:53
  Testecleese: Put into your electromagnet can make a massive difference.
• 2:14:57
  Testecleese: You know?
• 2:15:01
  Brian McFadden: dope.
• 2:15:02
  Testecleese: Well, basically, electricity and magnetism are the same thing.
• 2:15:06
  Testecleese: You could take, like, you can take electricity and run it in a coil, around metal.
• 2:15:13
  Testecleese: And that's gonna create a magnet out of the piece of metal, but you could also take a piece of metal and spin it around…
• 2:15:21
  Testecleese: wiring.
• 2:15:22
  Testecleese: And that's gonna induce electricity into the wiring.
• 2:15:25
  Testecleese: It's… and there's an exact payoff, it's fascinating stuff.
• 2:15:31
  Testecleese: Tons of stuff can be done with this, that's…
• 2:15:35
  Testecleese: Basically, how we're doing while it's charging.
• 2:15:38
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:15:39
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:15:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, crazy tech, and the more we learn how to harness this before the bad guy does, like, we always gotta be two versions ahead of everyone else, right?
• 2:15:48
  Brian McFadden: Should be, yeah.
• 2:15:49
  Testecleese: Like, Japan's just now working on their, 5th gen aircraft.
• 2:15:54
  Brian McFadden: And we're getting… we're getting ready for our 6th gen aircraft.
• 2:16:02
  Testecleese: Oh, here we go, Brian, your Navy Fed scam, and I just… No, this just…
• 2:16:07
  Brian McFadden: Well, Navy Federal's taking it seriously, because they're actually hiring… they're hiring attorneys to… provide…
• 2:16:16
  Brian McFadden: support for these people that have been scammed in the parking lot, so… they're not…
• 2:16:21
  Brian McFadden: These people aren't just getting, like, you know.
• 2:16:25
  Brian McFadden: They're not representing themselves in these lawsuits, basically.
• 2:16:30
  Testecleese: And this scam, once again, is… you come out of the Navy Fed after doing business, someone says, hey man, I have an emergency.
• 2:16:36
  Testecleese: Can I use your phone for, like, 3 minutes, right?
• 2:16:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 2:16:39
  Testecleese: They go out and take a loan, and you want to.
• 2:16:41
  Brian McFadden: Transfer it to their own account.
• 2:16:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, now…
• 2:16:45
  Brian McFadden: I don't know how they do it, because…
• 2:16:46
  Testecleese: I wouldn't leave a trailblade of money went.
• 2:16:48
  Brian McFadden: With Navy Federal, you gotta, like… it takes a few steps to set up an external account to transfer the money out of the account, you know? It's not like something that happens instantly.
• 2:17:00
  Testecleese: You could zell it.
• 2:17:02
  Brian McFadden: That's gotta be what they're doing.
• 2:17:04
  Testecleese: I mean, Zelle is easy, are you familiar with the app?
• 2:17:06
  Brian McFadden: I am. I use it all the time.
• 2:17:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, similar to what you… yeah, okay, similar to what you did with the PayPal when you actually sent me a request, right?
• 2:17:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:17:14
  Testecleese: Like, like, this much.
• 2:17:17
  Testecleese: But, like, come on, man.
• 2:17:19
  Testecleese: Why'd you put a password or a thumbprint on your phone if you're just gonna hand it to some rando?
• 2:17:24
  Brian McFadden: I don't hand my phone to anybody to do stuff with.
• 2:17:28
  Testecleese: And you know what, to get into my bank app?
• 2:17:31
  Testecleese: Not only do you have to get into my phone, but then you need a password to get into my bank app.
• 2:17:35
  Brian McFadden: Right, you need my face!
• 2:17:39
  Testecleese: See, I prefer a password.
• 2:17:44
  Testecleese: Well…
• 2:17:46
  Testecleese: I can say no to giving you a password, even if you're… got a drill in my leg, even though I probably wouldn't, I'd just say, take all my fucking money.
• 2:17:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:17:54
  Testecleese: But I can just hold up your phone to your face and get your face to unlock it, you know what I mean?
• 2:17:58
  Brian McFadden: None of them dead.
• 2:18:00
  Testecleese: You sure?
• 2:18:02
  Brian McFadden: I don't believe the shit you see on TV.
• 2:18:05
  Testecleese: Why, it's still your face.
• 2:18:08
  Testecleese: Just… or a thumbprint. I can just force your thumb on it, or… you know what I mean?
• 2:18:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:18:14
  Testecleese: But why bother putting any of these fail-safes on it if you're gonna…
• 2:18:18
  Testecleese: Sorry, no fail saves. Why bother putting any of these protections on if you're just gonna hand it off to someone after you've unlocked it?
• 2:18:24
  Brian McFadden: Right. No, no, -oh, yeah.
• 2:18:26
  Testecleese: You just wasted your… and I know you think you're being a nice guy.
• 2:18:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, helping people out.
• 2:18:32
  Testecleese: But instead, what you do is you say, alright, what's the number? I'll dial it.
• 2:18:36
  Brian McFadden: Yep, exactly.
• 2:18:37
  Testecleese: Boom, boom, speakerphone. I hold it… Oh, I don't remember the number. Yeah, I'll hold it on speakerphone.
• 2:18:43
  Brian McFadden: Well, if you don't remember the number, you don't need my phone, because I don't have their number in my phone.
• 2:18:48
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 2:18:50
  Testecleese: and this is what makes me feel the worst, is Navy Fed to tell me this is all…
• 2:18:56
  Testecleese: Sailors, Marines, or family of, right?
• 2:18:59
  Brian McFadden: Not anymore. They've branched out to the whole DOD.
• 2:19:02
  Testecleese: Anybody in the DOD can become a member of Navy Federal now, yep.
• 2:19:08
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:19:09
  Testecleese: I had a Navy Fed account, I dumped that a long time ago.
• 2:19:14
  Testecleese: I don't even remember why, something about it pissed me off. And I liked being part of the credit union, not a bank.
• 2:19:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:19:21
  Testecleese: But it was something about it being a credit union that drove me nuts. I think I was paying a fee every year to be part of a credit union or something stupid.
• 2:19:27
  Brian McFadden: Well, you have to have the $5 thing in your savings account. It's not like a reoccurring thing.
• 2:19:34
  Testecleese: I remember something about it drove me nuts. I was like, you know what, screw it, I'm going over to Citizens.
• 2:19:37
  Brian McFadden: I had an issue with them, I switched to USA, and then eventually I switched back, so…
• 2:19:44
  Testecleese: Can I get an account again, or do I, like, even though I didn't retire?
• 2:19:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you're still eligible. You're still in the membership eligibility.
• 2:19:53
  Testecleese: Man, thing is, there's no Navy Fed anywhere near me.
• 2:19:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, everything's done online now, so…
• 2:19:58
  Testecleese: I was gonna say that, but there's no… there's a citizen's bank near me.
• 2:20:03
  Testecleese: But it's not the same Citizens Bank that I'm a part of.
• 2:20:06
  Testecleese: It's a private, single ownership bank.
• 2:20:09
  Brian McFadden: That's been here since before nationwide citizens showed up.
• 2:20:15
  Brian McFadden: I mean, the amount of times I actually go into the… I don't even go into a branch. I have mobile deposit checks into my account, whether it's… I have a Wells Fargo account, too, you know, so I… I do mobile deposit, I transfer between banks and stuff, so…
• 2:20:29
  Testecleese: Fargo. I thought they got bought up by Bank of America, or was it the other way around?
• 2:20:33
  Brian McFadden: No, Wells Fargo…
• 2:20:35
  Brian McFadden: got bought up by a company on the East Coast, I don't remember what the bank was, you know.
• 2:20:43
  Brian McFadden: And they kept the Wells Fargo name, so… It wasn't Bank of America, though.
• 2:20:47
  Testecleese: TD, maybe?
• 2:20:49
  Brian McFadden: Maybe.
• 2:20:52
  Testecleese: I'm not even sure what they do. I know they have a banking system.
• 2:20:59
  Testecleese: The only reason why I even remember, I mean, I even brought it up, is because the… what used to be the Boston Garden is now the, actually, it's the Boston Garden again, but TD bought it, and it was the TD Center for a while, and then nobody liked it, so they changed… changed the name back to the Boston Garden, they just put their ads everywhere.
• 2:21:16
  Testecleese: Boston Gaiden's been there forever, dude. That's where the Bruins play, the Celtics play.
• 2:21:21
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:21:22
  Testecleese: And check this out, Fenway Park.
• 2:21:24
  Testecleese: is the oldest baseball field in the United States.
• 2:21:28
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 2:21:29
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:21:30
  Testecleese: That's pretty cool, isn't it?
• 2:21:32
  Brian McFadden: Surprised that the team doesn't want a new place to play.
• 2:21:36
  Testecleese: Well,
• 2:21:38
  Testecleese: it's one of the original teams in baseball, just like the Bruins were one of the original six teams in the NHL.
• 2:21:46
  Testecleese: Problem is, where are they gonna build a stadium in Boston?
• 2:21:50
  Testecleese: Like, you'd have to be way out of Boston to build a stadium, and you already have this famous, iconic park on,
• 2:21:58
  Testecleese: Oh my god. Yawkey Way, and…
• 2:22:02
  Testecleese: Lansdowne Street. Yeah, Lansdowne and Hockey, I think.
• 2:22:06
  Testecleese: And I know hockey means nothing to you, yockey way, I'm sorry.
• 2:22:12
  Testecleese: Yaki was a Red Sox player.
• 2:22:16
  Testecleese: Shoot, they still got that giant wall in left field. I'm sure you're familiar with the green monster, right?
• 2:22:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:22:22
  Testecleese: 32-foot wall, because they couldn't put the fence far enough away from home plate.
• 2:22:26
  Testecleese: Because of the road in the city.
• 2:22:31
  Testecleese: So much great history, that's the thing, so much awesome history in Boston, Massachusetts, and look what they've become, dude.
• 2:22:39
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:22:41
  Testecleese: they're tearing down everything that was great about Massachusetts, and now they're like, oh, a bunch of racist Confederates wrote Jingle Bells en masse, and I'm like
• 2:22:51
  Testecleese: Okay… Yeah.
• 2:22:54
  Testecleese: For the love of God, dude.
• 2:22:57
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:22:59
  Testecleese: I don't care about the guinea pig thing, and no.
• 2:23:03
  Testecleese: Anything you are… Just wanna talk about in general?
• 2:23:07
  Brian McFadden: Not on the show.
• 2:23:12
  Testecleese: Alright, well… Keep us busy for a minute while I set up my screen share and everything.
• 2:23:17
  Testecleese: My silence.
• 2:23:18
  Brian McFadden: It's already set, it's already up.
• 2:23:19
  Testecleese: Well, nowadays, now I gotta find my audio file, and all right, we can just do this back and forth while I get the music going.
• 2:23:31
  Testecleese: I had fun.
• 2:23:32
  Testecleese: Brian.
• 2:23:33
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Oh yeah, definitely.
• 2:23:34
  Brian McFadden: Merry Christmas!
• 2:23:36
  Testecleese: Happy New Year!
• 2:23:39
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We're out.
• 2:23:43
  Testecleese: Oh, I gotta pee.