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- 0:00What Up. Welcome back to another episode here the Wake and Bake on the
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- 1:02like me that I keep trying to win, but I don't win shit.
- 1:03I was like, but when I do and I need to pass a small
- 1:06check, you will need to go to Mission Smog. You know what happened
- 1:10right now, I got no lights on my beamer. My beamer is cleared
- 1:14of everything. There's nothing wrong with my beamer. Dog to that hook up
- 1:19two thousand and four. The first the biggest problem that I had was the
- 1:22small thing, and because of Mission Smog, that was gone. And then
- 1:25I was able to focus on the signals and I took care of all the
- 1:27little signals. Now I went this weekend top down, went cruising with my
- 1:33lady. I went to go watch the bike riding movie. It's pretty tired.
- 1:36Now, wonder why you pulled up in that. I was like,
- 1:38is the giving him issues? Because usually no, no, you're feeling feeling
- 1:44like the way out of here. I was gonna I was gonna put the
- 1:46top down again. Yeah, I saw that bike ride movie. But at
- 1:49home, all right, we'll talk about it. Right now and joining me
- 1:53across is the winning only XG. What's up. I'm glad. I'm back
- 1:57back in the saddle. It's a good worth of July. Eventful. Do
- 2:01you even have one of these jerseys? Not that one, there's a good
- 2:05one. That's a nice one. That got the Why are we talking about
- 2:08Mexico when we're talking about right Why are we talking about them? They were
- 2:12fucking trash to Scopa America. I'm disappointed, just regardless about America. I
- 2:15got I got one statement to say, I'm fucking glad it happened at them.
- 2:20I didn't. I didn't they let them. Yeah, but I'm glad.
- 2:25I'm glad they dropped about the coprom America. You want to know why?
- 2:29Gives us time to rearrange the team, get rid of people we don't
- 2:34need for the World Cup. So the Mexican Mexico is going through their Laker
- 2:37phase right now. This is our Laker phase. We gotta rea, we
- 2:38gotta figure it out. So does America. America's your Lebron and that kid,
- 2:44and the Lakers is about to stand for losers. At one point,
- 2:49literally at one point, I was like, we need red line. I
- 2:51don't like, like we could use the score. But what Bro's gonna just
- 2:55be over there angry that he can't watch basketball no more. Yeah I think
- 3:00he do. You think he's a better basketball player than Brownie? No,
- 3:04Ronnie sucks, dog, that's all of her. Don't know basketball. But
- 3:07I just keep hearing the Laker fans mad at the world. I'm glad this
- 3:10bro, I'm glad. There's no picture of Kobe and Bela. There is
- 3:15it? I don't think so. I haven't seen their surface up, but
- 3:16I'm just like I was, like, I would feed flexing that at for
- 3:20as much as he prefers to watch basketball over soccer, I think there's a
- 3:24picture. There has to be. Dude at the funeral? Oh what is
- 3:32it? Also? Never mind told you also running the boards as per usual?
- 3:39Is the winning only ray Ak Morning Shot Films. What's up? Good
- 3:44morning, y'all, Good morning everybody. Somebody remember that time X he committed
- 3:47health insurance fraud with that known injury? Yeah he did? You literally wait
- 3:53until you got insurance to go to the hospital. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 3:55yeah, yeah yeah, but that's like statue limitations were good. I can
- 4:00talk about it. Yeah, Oh you can't, Okay, cool. Yeah,
- 4:03So this weekend, Bro, I saw Bike Riders. It's a good
- 4:08look, all right. I don't know if you've seen it or if you're
- 4:10gonna watch it, but Three Eyes apparently has a link for it if you
- 4:13need it, if you could catch on theaters. Yeah, it's on theaters.
- 4:15I haven't seen a good film like that in a while. Bro.
- 4:17The storyline was finally original. You know. Of course it's based on a
- 4:21true story, so I really missed those. I mean, it's a time
- 4:27period film, so it's a time pick. I haven't even seen the trailer.
- 4:30So it's a time period film that's based on that's a biopic right off
- 4:33a photographer who hung out with the one of the biggest motorcycle gangs that turned
- 4:39into a gang. Originally was a club, the Vandals. So they based
- 4:44it on their story and how they founded it. And to be honest,
- 4:47like, I don't want to like ruin it for anybody, but it's kind
- 4:50of it's kind of like on some South Park ship where like they asked the
- 4:55fool there like, hey, so, how did how did Johnny think about
- 4:58starting this racing club? He was like, I don't know. He was
- 5:00watching TV one day and he saw an episode and he was like, you
- 5:02start a bike club, this is tight, And that's pretty much how it
- 5:04started. But yeah, these fools used to be a racing club first,
- 5:08and then they would just race motorcycles, and then it turned into one of
- 5:12these things. And like these fools became all popular at first, like they
- 5:15were all like amongst themselves, and then everybody was like, oh, who's
- 5:17this group of guys that keeps riding around? So everybody wanted to start a
- 5:20chapter around, so they started letting people start different chapters. But of course,
- 5:25you know what happens, very much like gangs when used to go global,
- 5:27and like I don't like the way California crew runs this, and the
- 5:30Texas chapter runs differently, so one of these like they start beefing it and
- 5:33that's how the conflict of interest happens in the movie. It's a great movie.
- 5:39Though, it's a great film. I'm gonna what's the I guess I
- 5:44haven't seen the trailer. Are we're talking street bikes like Hardy school Hardy's Like,
- 5:48what would you say? The time era is the fifties, fifties choppers
- 5:50era. You know what I'm saying? Didn't make you want to ride a
- 5:55Harley? Were you leaving there? Like I can see myself. Honestly,
- 5:57I did look for the the what the I've always wanted to have the thrill
- 6:02of riding a motorcycle. But I'm so glad that I never got it off
- 6:06my chest or I never went through it because for my my little cousin died
- 6:11in a motorcycle accident, and I know a lot of other people that have
- 6:14died in a motorcycle accident. But I think I got off that thrill when
- 6:16I got me my BMX bike because I get the same not the same freedom,
- 6:20but it's that same it's the same kind of liberty I imagine you feel
- 6:24just ride in the streets and just like just kind of like being on your
- 6:27own dog, and I kind of like that camaraderie that that that like,
- 6:30you know, riding a riding in a group fields. I'm not gonna say
- 6:32it's the same thing, but for me, it was enough to get that.
- 6:35Man, I don't want to ride a motoring like. I don't want
- 6:38to put myself in that kind of danger. Oh see, Okay, I
- 6:40have one agree. I don't think you should be driving in the city.
- 6:43I don't think you should be driving an l a bike in LA. But
- 6:46I'm not gonna lie. There's nothing better because I've driven a bike on an
- 6:47open road, like open road in a Harley where it's a one lane and
- 6:51it's just you. That pretty fucking feels tight, like on the way to
- 6:55Vegas. I'm not never done it, but yeah, like that that's one
- 6:59ride. Like that's America, like like the way, like the way that
- 7:01Cypress Hillbillies do it, like the way the way what is it? Send
- 7:08Dogs Motorcycle Club does it? The hill Billy the hill Billies. They only
- 7:11ride to certain places when it's like a destination. Like I don't see him
- 7:15rolling around like every weekend and they mobbing because it's hard to run into someone
- 7:17when you mob and you know, it's hard to get an accident. And
- 7:19we're all like they're kind of like the cool club though, because like a
- 7:21lot of foods that are in the bike life, they all know who Cypres.
- 7:25It was like a majority of them. So like, you can't tell
- 7:29me there's not one white trash food on a bike that hasn't listened to kill
- 7:31a man. Yeah you know what I mean. So there's there's there's hell
- 7:35amung goes out there that know those songs. And I'm pretty sure that said,
- 7:39don't be o g let me take a picture with you. Dog.
- 7:41Did you ever watch Gangland and you want to be part of those bomb diesels?
- 7:45I don't know, No, no, you're watching it and you're looking
- 7:47at it like Dan if I had to pick any of these gangs, because
- 7:50they show you all of them, they show you everybody was like I could
- 7:54see, I could see, I could I would want to be a bike
- 7:56over a gang member. There was a there was a certain time period when
- 7:59I was wearing a lot of rings, for like a ring on every finger,
- 8:01like for a while, and for I used to work at the car
- 8:03dealership and where rock a lot of rings. And I used to take cars
- 8:07to do a small check, like my version of Mission small out there to
- 8:09get the smog passed, and they used to be uh ran by bikers food,
- 8:15and like I just I just knew when I got like a good feel
- 8:18from this, like these was were like this was already They're like, oh,
- 8:20there's a lot of nice rings. They were just like, we'll teach
- 8:22you how to ride a bike. But then when I seen the lifestyle.
- 8:26I'm just like, I can't live like a pirate, Bro, It's not
- 8:28in me. I don't like, you don't have to be a you don't
- 8:31have to join a gang to be a tough individual or to be able to
- 8:35hold your own you know what I mean. I like the camaraderie that it
- 8:39offers, Bro, but it's just too much of a risk, bro,
- 8:41Like that's not really if I were to really want to be a part of
- 8:43a group like that, I'd rather go into organized crime or like like if
- 8:48I'm gonna be one hundred, like because the whole gang activity seems very gorilla,
- 8:52like very gorilla topic. He didn't want to be in Sons of Narchy.
- 8:56Yeah, like so, I mean, you guys know I grew up
- 8:58in night and Lake Elsinore. There was a Hell's Angel compound. Pretty tight
- 9:03that a compound or like they had all the bikes and like that seems a
- 9:07lot more organized they literally had, and like the cops know that, Like
- 9:09man is just a compound. Man just didn't seem like something I wanted to
- 9:13try. You know, I feel like a lot of those fools try when
- 9:16they smile, dog, A lot of these fools have I never no disrespect
- 9:20to any bikers out there, But I haven't seen a really why smile one
- 9:24on a bike? That's you know what I don't get either. I don't
- 9:28get when these fools, like you've heard them, the one percenters, I've
- 9:30seen that patch. Why would you have that patches just telling a cop pull
- 9:33me over. I'm a real bad mouth. I probably have a fucking I
- 9:35probably I'm a feeling like having that batches, Like I get, it's it's
- 9:39a it's a it's showing who you are, but at the same time putting
- 9:43you in a position where you're like, dude, this on one percent percent
- 9:46like and you having that it is like a badger where someone you can get
- 9:48killed if you have that and then no one gave it to you. I
- 9:52mean, yeah, for sure, Like because those fools like they're like the
- 9:54military, like like you know, if I'm not really too familiar with the
- 10:00gang coach or I'm not gonna speak on it like like I do. But
- 10:01I would imagine when fools get checked in jail for tattoos, you know,
- 10:05they're like they're not nobody's gonna check, Like, where'd you get that number
- 10:09tetted on you? But like fools in the biker clubs. Those fools they
- 10:13see you at a club or at a at a bar, they'll go up
- 10:15there and they'll be like, where'd you get that rank at? How long
- 10:18you've been riding for? And fools will rip it off and fuck you up
- 10:22like that's a very common practice, fool or fools will be like, why
- 10:24if you're like if you're if you're in if you're in training. You know
- 10:28how you were in a restaurant and it says rookie or it says in training.
- 10:31They have a patch for that. What's it called? Uh prospect?
- 10:35Like that that pretty much means intern food. Go go over there and you're
- 10:39interning, go get me my fucking beer type of ship. You know what,
- 10:43it's gonna sound very misogynistic, but when that went happened, when it
- 10:46hasn't, he sounded like that. You like about you know what I do
- 10:50like about the bikers the way their ladies fucking like talk to them, and
- 10:54they like, oh, I can't talk to anybody in a scene that too,
- 10:58Like it's kind of I don't like it. It's just like that thing
- 11:01we're like that property, yeah, property, But that's how it kind is
- 11:05that. There's a scene in that movie where I was like, it got
- 11:07definitely ugly, and I'm just like, yeah, the way these fools are
- 11:11portrayed to treat women was kind of very discussing fucked up, but it was
- 11:13very disgusting fools Like these fools were about to do something to a chick and
- 11:16I was just like, damn, bro, like this is your property,
- 11:18like pirates type of ship, And I'm just like, yeah, fool,
- 11:22Like when you think about the life of a pirate, like it's the same
- 11:24thing as like a biker. It's sure, it's your property. Sure,
- 11:26lady, you can literally say you gotta go fuck my homie. Yeah,
- 11:31here's your property, dog, And they're cool with this. It sounds weird,
- 11:33and I've never met any of these chicks. I've never met a biker
- 11:35chick, but it's like whoa, and they exist obviously old ladies. We
- 11:41should. I must see if I can have one of the Cypress Hill Billies
- 11:43on here, I'll be tight like i'ma just or maybe two of them,
- 11:46and then and then we could just call it. We don't Fernando, yeah,
- 11:50Fernando would be yeah, yeah, he's Cuban. Then He's like,
- 11:52what is it? What sign is he? They love attention? I gonna
- 11:54talk to Grego. Yeah, set that up, yeah, bro, like
- 12:00because they all right, so I'm definitely set that up. We get asked,
- 12:03we could ask these fools to be like, hey, have you guys
- 12:05ever ran into any any like issues or any any like? Because that was
- 12:09the time. Yeah, because I would imagine, like, like, what's
- 12:11a bar fight? Like? You know what I mean? Like, because
- 12:15you imagine when you see these fools, it's just like, hey, bro,
- 12:16I don't want to be in one unless I have to. All I
- 12:20can tell is that it stinks and all that wet beer and shit, all
- 12:24that wet beer. These fools not worrying the order. I don't know,
- 12:28man. I saw the movie. It was all right. I feel like
- 12:30it was a little too stylistic, too much aesthetic, not much story.
- 12:33And then the Kathy character, she's like made her like a fucking security blanket.
- 12:39Bro Like she didn't have a character of the girl that he was like,
- 12:43oh yeah, telling the story about everything. Yeah yeah, she was
- 12:46like your typical fucking and I was like, yo, they took her out
- 12:48of like good Fellas, Yeah, they took her out of one of the
- 12:50wives from there. I didn't like the way the main guy talked Johnny he
- 12:54taught, he had a speech I pedimen like, they made him very like
- 12:58like like hey, I was like, I'm just like, what if what
- 13:00do they why do they when they think white guy from the fifties they think
- 13:03that and then then the heel I'm like, I also didn't like that.
- 13:05I'm just like, all right, bro, like, how many James Dean
- 13:09motherfuckers are you gonna fucking identify with? Like, I get it, that
- 13:11was he was God back then, bro, Like, yeah, I get
- 13:15it, it was he was. He was you know what I'm saying.
- 13:18But I just I don't know he was Leo before Leo. Imagine how much
- 13:24pussy that fool was getting? For sure? All right, fool fools in
- 13:28the fifties was gay? Really, James Dean? Yeah, well I kind
- 13:31of see that for a lot of pretty fools are gay, Like, well,
- 13:35you know Hollywood. You know how destructive Hollywood is food straight up?
- 13:39So what do you think fool's in the fifties? Dog? Like, if
- 13:43you're if you're like, who's a who's a good looking fool in the fifties?
- 13:48Right in cinema. Cinema like, like, who's who's the sex icon
- 13:54in the fifties? Carry on, Elvis press too, if we're talking you,
- 14:00Elvis Presley was definitely one of them, probably the one. Okay,
- 14:03Elvis was out here plowing pussy. Bro. They say he bitch used to
- 14:07faint at it shows. Okay, believe that. Okay, okay, bitches
- 14:11are fading, so obviously he's getting pussy all of it. Like wool you
- 14:15think fools are? Like hold on, let me put this colomone, you
- 14:18know what I mean? Like, you get fifties, the fifties, So
- 14:20how many economies? How many kids do you think that fools have running around?
- 14:24Bro? Like that? Like, think about that for a second.
- 14:28If you're in the fifties, Bro, you're Frank Sinatra. How many kids
- 14:31you think he has running around? He went from state to state? You
- 14:33couldn't call be like, yeah, Frank Sinatra fucked me and he nudded in
- 14:37me. Now I'm pregnant, Yeah, bitch, goodbye? Like who,
- 14:39like how many kids of stars are out there? Not even that regular people
- 14:43think about it. You have a one night stand? You have a one
- 14:46night stand in this bitch can find you. She'll find you. She will
- 14:50find you if she if you get if you have a one night stand and
- 14:52this shit gets pregnant, she will find you. She will find out you
- 14:54have. The Internet is so close that she will find you. Back in
- 14:58the day, dog, you can have a one night stand. And that
- 15:00was it. She literally just be like, I don't know, I fucked
- 15:03someone last night and now I'm pregnant and her mom's like can't what huh?
- 15:09A lot of kids without that, Like but now, like I said,
- 15:11now you everyone fucking you. Everyone has receipts. Look here, you were
- 15:13here, you were here. I know so and so woo. But yeah,
- 15:16you're right. Everybody had kids and no one knew who the dad was.
- 15:18Imagine not even that. Imagine before DNA test, how many fools paid
- 15:24for other people's kids. That's true, bro, Like trophy too many?
- 15:28You can't even really there was no test those are You just had to believe
- 15:31and trust your wife. That's called that's called shining another person's trophies straight up,
- 15:37bro, Like, like you know what I mean, like back in
- 15:39the day, because you didn't know. Now it's fair game. If you're
- 15:43like, are you gonna be a stepdad. Go ahead. Yeah, yeah,
- 15:45but like but if but if you don't know you know what I mean,
- 15:48Like you're shining somebody else's trophies. Dog Like yeah, like you're right
- 15:52there, Like I'm proud and your lady doesn't tell you. Dog, it's
- 15:56a different world we live in today. But like, yeah, bro,
- 15:58like I'm not a about to be Rocky some other food's mantles. Dog,
- 16:02I can't imagine there you're there cleaning your rule if you're gonna play that trick
- 16:06on me hand, no, bro, like I'm doing paternity tests that you
- 16:08know what I mean? Like you ain't playing You're doing paternity tests no matter
- 16:14what. No, no, no, I'm saying like if like, if
- 16:15you want to average dude, but I don't, you can just buy the
- 16:18kid. You just swap the kid's mouth and throw the shit in there.
- 16:21Your wife doesn't have to know. Oh that's like what would a judge be,
- 16:26like, all right, I'll allow it. No, no, but
- 16:30it's my kid. It's not a judge. Kid, I get what he's
- 16:32gonna says. If it shows out negative, you have to take it to
- 16:34court. That's what I'm kind of saying. Yeah, And at that point
- 16:37you really do want a good Yeah, so what's the point are you letting
- 16:41the kid know? At what age? Are you letting the kid know that
- 16:44you're not his dad? I would put on how would you wait? Like
- 16:47like put on the Darth Vader. Let's say let's say you're dating some chick.
- 16:52Let's say you're dating some chick. That would I was just the comedy.
- 16:56Shouldn't be put on the Darth Vader mask, Just reverse the line,
- 17:00I'm not your father. No, bro, though you know you're dating some
- 17:04chick for like one or two years, she gets pregnant, she has the
- 17:07kid. You don't know what she cheated on you. You're kind of sketched
- 17:10out about the kidnap being yours. At the end of the day, you
- 17:14do a you do a paternity test because guys got in a fight and the
- 17:18kid's four years old? At what age are you telling them? You're telling
- 17:22them right there at four, your little dude, a chunky cheese. Chunky
- 17:25cheese. You coming to what age do they start school? Because if you
- 17:29can learn it, they start school. If you can learn some shapes,
- 17:32you can learn common sense, like like four or five, You're not telling
- 17:37them at four or five the latest. You're still her, You're still it's
- 17:41dad. It still thinks you're the dad. Dude, you gotta start acting
- 17:44like a douchebag and bounce. Oh, you gotta start like beer demeanor.
- 17:48You gotta start cheating on her. You gotta start sucking up the whole relationship.
- 17:52You gotta start like, well, you're if you if you got tricked
- 17:56that way, she didn't tell you, just leave and do it. Don't
- 17:59cheat. Come on, man, what are you teaching these people? No?
- 18:02No, no, I think what he's on saying is you gotta suicide
- 18:04bomba no no, Like like I want to ease the kid out of it.
- 18:10I'm like, hey, just so you know, we're like there's a
- 18:12reason we don't like both like soccer, kind of like giving them a hints
- 18:15to eventually be like, yo, dude, because you're not my fucking kid.
- 18:19I lean de vine. I didn't find out my dad wasn't my biological
- 18:25dad until thirteen. Damn. That's a good age. Though I was talking
- 18:29about ages to find out. I think thirteen sucks. I mean, it's
- 18:30still fucking going to hurt you, and it's still the worst, but it's
- 18:33an age where're like damn, well, cush, just get another girl pregnant
- 18:38while you're still living in the pad. Damn now we're leveled out, bitch.
- 18:42Now that's expensive, bro, that's a expensive get back. Like yeah,
- 18:45it's like if you got a dip though, Like there's only two ways
- 18:49to do it. You either start because it's hurtful if you just tell the
- 18:52kid like look, man, I thought you I thought I was down for
- 18:56you. But you know what your mom likes to lie about shit, you
- 19:00know what I mean, like like straight up like the line your mom's a
- 19:03whore. If she knew though, Like, yeah, that's that's kind of
- 19:07fun. That's what I'm saying. She knew. Yeah, she was letting
- 19:12you waste all your money on him, letting you call him watching you work
- 19:15two jobs, damn dog. Like you're like, for one job is a
- 19:22lot, bro, but then like two bro, that's my thumb A way
- 19:25you did this for work? It works so hard and then the next morning
- 19:27he wakes up early to take hard labor to the Mexican work. He wakes
- 19:32up early on Saturday to take this who has sweat running down his crack type
- 19:36of work. That's the worst. Gotta work dog like, but no for
- 19:41real dog like because if you can't, just like you if if you go
- 19:45in there and you're like, hella angry and you're like, oh, punch
- 19:48this bitch, like you're gonna go to jail if you if you, if
- 19:52you ruin it, that's like, how can she get mad if you start
- 19:55cheating on her? And they're like, she cheated on you and she let
- 19:57you take care of a kid that's not yours, Like you know what I
- 20:00mean, You're like, bitch, you should have dipped out anyways. The
- 20:03second you find out that kid ain't yours, well she shouldn't even care at
- 20:04that point. If you cheat, you're just like, bitch, I found
- 20:07out guess what I wanted to get even in the outs, because like what
- 20:10the fuck? You had me taking care of like Junior over here like for
- 20:12four fucking years and nothing against Junior. I'm sure it's junior to somebody.
- 20:17Yeah Junior. You know what I was thinking though, as a man,
- 20:22you can never have another female take care of it of a kid that she
- 20:25don't think it's hers because it never came out of her. You can't do
- 20:27you can't reverse this. This is irreversible. Can you be a little bit
- 20:30more clear on that, like, okay, you're not confused. I was
- 20:33thinking. I was like, man, would I ever let a girl take
- 20:34care of a kid that really hurts her? Thinking it is it's impossible because
- 20:38it's yeah, there's no reversible. This only happens to man. Men are
- 20:44the only ones that can take care of a kid that ain't there, thinking
- 20:45it's theirs. A girl will never because it never came out of her fucking
- 20:48vagina. One. I don't know that. It's not some bit just got
- 20:52that motherly instinct though, which is very rare. It's like percent that's motherly
- 20:56instinct. That's not she thinking she's the mother. You're thinking you're the father.
- 21:00You see what I mean? The very too in their clothes. But
- 21:03two different things though. If she wants to be a motherly, if she
- 21:06wants to be a mother to my kid, that's fine. But I'm not
- 21:07convincing her. I'm not lying to her that she is the real biological mother.
- 21:12Wait, so you're basically telling her that she ain't it. She could
- 21:17never. She knows she ain't. She can never be it because it never.
- 21:19That's the type of logic to be like every time the kids talk to
- 21:22her and be like, say by to your step mom, say hi to
- 21:25your step mom, say like is here exabers and be like you never get
- 21:27a car? Mom? No, I was watching some video. You should
- 21:32you. I don't think I don't think a step kid should call their step
- 21:37I don't think a kid should call their stepdad dad if his real dad is
- 21:41in the picture. WHOA look at this comment right here? You know what
- 21:44I mean by that, right? It's very interesting because I'm insorting that that
- 21:47type of dilemma. If he's not, if he's not in the picture,
- 21:49and you're the dad, then yeah, I deserve the dad. But if
- 21:52there's a dad and he's he's there's two dads. No, the dad should
- 21:55be if he's in the pictures, if he's in the picture, because that's
- 21:57fucked up to the real dad that's trying, if he's trying, if he's
- 22:00a dead be dead and he's not trying, Nah, no, you ain't
- 22:03the fucking dad, homie. But if he start trying and he's still taking
- 22:06his kid to soccer and you're like, no, you're stepdad, homie,
- 22:10and that's cool by all means. I don't know. I don't know if
- 22:12we know, we know, right, Hey, chake out this comment.
- 22:17Old granddad, my buddy's neighbors found out that all three of his kids weren't
- 22:22his. Just he just times that man's to get some I'm a thought fools
- 22:30that suicide situation needs he needs to call hotline. That's shady bro. Three.
- 22:37So that means she's she was. She went behind your back three times
- 22:38every time you guys thought you were gonna have a kid. Oh, he
- 22:41probably can't have kids, and he's like he's killing it. Yeah, he
- 22:45s foll can't have kids and he's really want kids. So she was like,
- 22:47I'm just gonna get prayed him by some other fools three times. You
- 22:49think you don't believe it, because I mean, why is this shit not
- 22:52working? You think you think she like you think she went for somebody that
- 22:56looked like this, that it'd be like like you have to like that's what
- 23:02I'm saying, Like you know, like if it's like like like she's like
- 23:06you're she's looking at you like as Xavier, I gotta find a fool who
- 23:08has jerseys that's beard is a black kid extra special if they have two gay
- 23:15dads. Damn, I've never seen a black kid with gay dads, though
- 23:19I have not. Yeah, like like I just necessary common. I can
- 23:25see I can see a gay white couple adopting a black kid, but like
- 23:29a black kid with two gay dads, like like two black gay dads.
- 23:32Well, he didn't say two black gay dads. He just said, Okay,
- 23:34that's what I haven't seen. I've definitely seen two white guys. Picture
- 23:37a lot of black people in your head. Huh, Picture a lot of
- 23:41black people in your head. They live rep free in his head, red
- 23:44free. This don't pay red. I don't be watching basketball like that.
- 23:47They're not enslaved in his head. They have to pay red is very very
- 23:56minimal enough to pay the think my brain has section eight food. Fools gotta
- 24:00pay dog. Somebody's day two projects, one on the left side on the
- 24:07race, having a stud for a dad, worse like a tough bitch.
- 24:12Damn Like imagine, imagine there's a fool getting raised out there and then there's
- 24:17like a bitch with a ponytail that she's teaching them how to be a man.
- 24:19This is how you do This is how you do man. Some studs
- 24:22that are more man than telling my homies dog, Like what makes them more
- 24:26man than that? For you? All these bits pistoning up. I'm just
- 24:30gonna boxers for sure. More boxers though. But she really acted like she
- 24:34could do things. She like she knew how to change tires, like that
- 24:37was her thing. She really wanted to be a dude. She was like,
- 24:40I'll change, I'll change, do an old change like she wasn't like
- 24:42like a fake but lesbians she really like played the part. Like I was
- 24:47like, oh, ship, she's for real And I was like and I
- 24:49was like, you're not really teaching how to ship. She was saying she
- 24:52was a man, and I was like kind of fun with her, and
- 24:55I was like, you're not what would be like two what would be like
- 24:57up here? I know, but would be like too far bro, like
- 25:00were you just like like if I see, like it's something has to start
- 25:03right for like for like a daddy. And like this was like all right,
- 25:06so I'm a teacher how to shave, like, bitch, you don't
- 25:07go here on your face? The fuck are you doing? I don't know
- 25:11she put it on the YouTube video. Obviously can't do that, but this
- 25:14this this this lesbian word Timberlain's dog. She was like, and she had
- 25:18a bat, like a backwards hat. She had them. Yeah, and
- 25:22like I I like, not that I didn't believe her, but at one
- 25:23point I was like, I was like, damn your real lesbian. And
- 25:26then she pulled out She's like yeah, and I'm wearing boxers and she pulled
- 25:27up her panthers. She sold like the boxer thing like real, like real,
- 25:30like like she had a gun or something like, just trying to prove
- 25:33how like how dude she is. And I was like, oh, dude,
- 25:36you're you're you're a dude. I'll give it to you. Started eating,
- 25:38pushing in front of you. Checked this out. You step your game
- 25:44up, bitch. Yeah, that would be some ship though. Hey.
- 25:48So the day I was at my girls house and uh I got there,
- 25:52she was watching TV and I started playing poker and like, I don't want
- 25:53to be rude and be like change that ship because it was trash TV.
- 25:56Dude, why started liking this trash ass TV. It's just show the Love
- 26:00Island or some shit like that, bro, And it's like a reality girl
- 26:03stuff. Bro, my trash for you, Like, no, it's trash
- 26:07because it's just drama. But you gotta dude, it's okay. So they
- 26:10have this they have this island and like the Fiji or something, and like
- 26:11this island and they put like these couples, No, they put single people
- 26:15in this island. They're not drinking, and they start like falling in love
- 26:18with each other, and then eventually they're like they put they put the man
- 26:21in another island. Yeah, other females, and then they'll make connections with
- 26:25those females and then they'll be like, Okay, now you gotta get back
- 26:27to the island, but do you want to bring that girl? And these
- 26:30fools will bring two girls and it's just like a ship show. And I'm
- 26:32like, oh, if I was twenty one, I would have signed up
- 26:34for this ship back in the day, you know, you would have never
- 26:37done like real World or like the real world always seemed fun to me.
- 26:41I was like, Yeah, that's that's the one. I was for sure
- 26:44I would have signed up. You never watched any like trash TV. You've
- 26:45never seen like Back Girls Club. Well, Back Girls Club is another one.
- 26:49When I when I when I lived at home, my sister would always
- 26:52watch TV and I show up and she's like, watch this and thesech just
- 26:55fool these black girls. Just like, let's do a poll out of all
- 26:57the three TV networks that were like, which one did you consume the most
- 27:02like was it was it b ET, MTV or VH one, Because I
- 27:07honestly me personally it was it was always MTV first, and then I would
- 27:11go to VH one, and then I would go to be ET to me
- 27:15BT damn what that's there? Those were the two place three places where you
- 27:19consume music for you well, I mean those those channels were back to back.
- 27:25It was BT, MTV and VH one. Those channels were in the
- 27:29same category from what I remember them at the time, So I knew that
- 27:32those were the channels spewing the same ship. That's how I ranked them.
- 27:36I would watch more MTV two than MTV just because like and MTV two they
- 27:41would put more like metal rock and Ship and then MTV B like pop,
- 27:45hip hop or you know, but the people liking Ship. I like v
- 27:48H one more just because they had like beyond the music and all that Ship
- 27:53I watched. I remember the Life of a Billionaire one. He was like
- 27:57Will Smith is living in a thirty billion dollar yacht. Remember, like the
- 28:03Life of the Rich and the famous that ship. To me, that show
- 28:04always made me feel like he slapped somebody for it. Yeah, like that
- 28:07ship was crazy. I hated that show. It was tied to me.
- 28:11Watch you know you're not gonna get that rich Yeah. Yeah, sit on
- 28:15your dog and you're there living in your own bedroom apartment in your mom's house.
- 28:18You guys fucking sharing a fucking bedroom and these people are like, I
- 28:22got ten bathrooms. That's how I felt about my Super Sweet six team.
- 28:26But what did you watch? Oh? Man, I kind of did watch
- 28:30that ship, but I don't know. For some reason, I was really
- 28:33into like G four TV and what's the other one? It was G four.
- 28:38I was on Fuse Fuse and all. Oh. When we talk about
- 28:41MTV, I really watched a lot of MTV, MTV Espanol or MTV the
- 28:47Mexican One, MTV, m TV Thrests. I used to watch m TV
- 28:49Threat because that's whe they had all that like done ship. Yeah, during
- 28:52that time, it al was hot. It was that Daddy Yankee don't know
- 28:56mad and MTV was cool. But like as a lo key, I feel
- 29:00like MTV three didn't come out until like Raggaeton the picture it didn't exist,
- 29:04right, MTV three Yeah, yeah, that one was free right, yeah,
- 29:08like it was an add on. No, that one wasn't like on
- 29:11public TV. There was one MTV that was on on public TV. You
- 29:15know what, it didn't never make sense. You mean, you guys had
- 29:18a cable, right, you guys had Time Warner. You guys had Time
- 29:21Warner, right, Yeah, do you remember that, Like at like channels
- 29:25five hundred, it was just music. Yeah, all these music channels.
- 29:29Music channel. That's a serious channels, which I didn't. I appreciate it
- 29:32because sometimes I play the music. But at the same time, they fucked
- 29:33up. They could have just played the music video. Gotta pay for it.
- 29:38It's Time Warner Cable. They get they give sure, they can pay
- 29:41for the right to that. But you get what I mean because it was
- 29:42the same concept, but it wasn't the music, which I mean because at
- 29:45that point I remember literally putting that, putting those channels on during some time
- 29:49in my life because that's what like Fuse did. Though, Like there'll be
- 29:53like a show where like you can text your favorite video or text like the
- 29:59top four Neils wherever text and gets the top one gets that video and believe
- 30:03that video. You believe in that the whole Oh text the winner and we're
- 30:07gonna and you're texting their American idol for so and so to win. Do
- 30:10you really think every that it was all that shit was all a data grab
- 30:14bro, It was all to get people's numbers. It was honestly like,
- 30:17because that's the real valuable ship bro. The main reason, the only reason
- 30:21that Joe Rogan is really where he's at is because he was the first one
- 30:23to take advantage of that. He has the biggest database. You know that
- 30:29who Amazon no like like for for like actual like fans like Joe Rogan,
- 30:36Like. All he needs to do is one email blast and he reaches millions.
- 30:40It's true because he's he was one of the first people that was collecting
- 30:44these things for a while. I will literally put money on that. The
- 30:48reason Joe is so big and his podcast is so big is because he has
- 30:51like a bunch of data, like data of just actual emails. And he's
- 30:55coming from a generation where people that goes were from those generations still check their
- 31:00emails on a daily thing like a have a I have an email that I
- 31:03created when I was twenty two. I'm thirty four right now, bro,
- 31:07And I still check that email every day. I know there's hall that shit
- 31:10that I was like, Man, that's what I was into. I still
- 31:11get emails about that shit, but I like that. I'm sorry. Email
- 31:15collecting is very important, bro, And like all that data that's why people
- 31:18pay money. You can buy data. You can literally buy data. That's
- 31:22what people do with our data. Whenever you sign up for everything, bro,
- 31:26there's data miners, data sellers. People would just sell your emails,
- 31:29sell your your your address, sell all that shit. Like how you just
- 31:33said, You're like, you're gonna tell a company. You're like thee are
- 31:36just bought three hats. I'm gonna tell another hat company, just send them
- 31:38the email. People pay top dollar for that kind of shit. Yeah,
- 31:42but it's it's just all marketing. That's that's why I'm like, I test
- 31:45what I tell the motherfucker. Sign up for the newsletter if you want a
- 31:48discount, bro, straight up, and you and you get the email for
- 31:52everything, bro, every little thing, every new episode, all that shit.
- 31:59Yeah, you have to monetize your your your your ship. Bro.
- 32:01Yeah, if you're about it, do it, do it, straight up.
- 32:05Do it. That's why whenever you see those places, like all those
- 32:07raffles and all that ship. I do think somebody does win. You can't
- 32:10just take that ship home. Okay, So so you're talking. I mean
- 32:14you just said you're entering raffles to win a car. That's not that's not
- 32:17that's not to draw the look because I actually, yeah, that's not a
- 32:21ticket to fucking WrestleMania. That is a car. Dog, And I know
- 32:23the cars you're picking, like Will Will Will goes into like I want to
- 32:25win them three and now it's like fifty bucks for ntry, but there's like
- 32:30a hundred, Like the guy's making his money. It's not like the guy's
- 32:34giving the car away. If you add if you add up the money,
- 32:36the guy's probably making some money on the top end. But what cars are
- 32:38you shooting for? No, it's just like classic Beamers. There's this guy
- 32:43Caesar Uh that I follow, and you know, I shout at him out,
- 32:46but yeah, he like fixes him up like a lot of vintage Beamers.
- 32:51And every month is like different ones. So I just I already tried
- 32:53like two the last one bro one number off dog thirty seven. I was
- 32:59eighty six. How many people how many people in one hundred, I'll say
- 33:02that's not bad. Yeah, so it's not too bad. So how much
- 33:06is a ticket fifty bucks? So fifty let's say you enter one hundred odds
- 33:10So looking about yeah, at the end, you better get it before you
- 33:15get a hundred. If now you should have just bought it. Yeah,
- 33:17that's the thing is if you end up these raffles at the end of it,
- 33:21if you're not lucky, it's it's luck thing you could get on the
- 33:22first one you're done. I know some people that'd be like, on like
- 33:25raffle number thirty, You're like, damn, you sure just bought it.
- 33:30You could have just bought the fucking car. I mean, don't get me
- 33:31wrong. I always ask like I'm like, hey, bro, how much
- 33:35do you want for the car? How much would you want? Oh?
- 33:36Yeah, there's some cars that are unobtainable, like I would try to win
- 33:38a Rolls Royce because I'm never going to buy a Rolls Royce. But if
- 33:42you're talking about like a car, where's like obtainable, Yeah, like like
- 33:45something obtained, Like I don't know. I like to go for like something
- 33:49vintage. I don't I'm not going for like the brad new one bro like
- 33:52whenever you see like, oh man, get this full do you ever get
- 33:54those ads? Get this fully loaded V twelve Camaro? He's like you last,
- 34:00we have a picture of all the winners. I'm like, food,
- 34:01where's your shop at? Let me walk up in there and let me see
- 34:05the car, Like I want to walk up to these shops and see if
- 34:08that car is still in there, Like where's that Cadillac cts? That's what
- 34:12I'm telling you. I don't know. I don't know how legit they of
- 34:14these raffles are. Like the other day it was like, buy two TVs,
- 34:15buy three t shirts from this one like tire company, and we'll throw
- 34:21you into a raffle to win a four Raptor. I'm like, I buy
- 34:23three tcher. There's no way I buy three T shirts. I end up
- 34:27with a four Raptors somehow, Yeah, like like three. I said it
- 34:30right now. The lottery is rigged by the CIA. I've seen that conspiracy
- 34:34dog. I've gone down the fact that did you have you heard about that
- 34:37conspiracy? Right? Which one? Or that the CIA runs the lottery and
- 34:43it's all just one big scam to collect taxes. Nah, I haven't heard
- 34:46about that one. So every winner that has fun historically has won the lottery.
- 34:52They're all CIA family members. Literally, it's all CI. So that
- 34:57money goes back into the pot type of deal. And and some people that
- 35:02have gotten lucky and have one, don't they kill them or don't they die?
- 35:07Right? I mean don't they die sometimes not on all of them,
- 35:09but it just got you mean, I mean, if you want the lottery,
- 35:13would you want people to know? Would you wear a mask? Would
- 35:15you just let some people favors buy were here? They would be signs like
- 35:20they'd be monkey right here. You wouldn't let people know? Nah, I
- 35:24think I wouldn't give I wouldn't let people know. For ship dogs. Hell
- 35:29no, that's like too much risk people, especially not in l A.
- 35:32I'd probably be likes I'm not living here. Yeah, once you're all moved
- 35:37out, multiple securities I'm showing up to. We don't smoke the same security
- 35:40dog, Like they're gonna be a security out right there outside the door.
- 35:44Dog. I would get wild with me. I would just literally I would
- 35:46just I would just literally, I don't know it, just move away,
- 35:52like somewhere that's like eating Japan. You'd buy Japan. Like how much for
- 35:55Japan? No, I would for sure by my house, but I wouldn't
- 35:59like buy it. My house is my country, right? Is there a
- 36:04conspiracy for scratchers food? Like they're honestly, I was watching this this video
- 36:08that it was breaking down scratchers and they said, like how you get winners
- 36:13right or all this stuff? The biggest mistake that people do is they try
- 36:16to buy like two of each one of each here, bro, Like that's
- 36:20like literally setting yourself up for failure. Bro. The odds are in buying
- 36:23the same ticket in a row. So like if you want like one out
- 36:27of like you know the good odds out of ten, you buy ten of
- 36:29the same one. But it's it's the whole breakdown. I don't know how
- 36:32real these things are. You think that the companies are not watching these videos
- 36:37and be like who they got onto us? Let's switch up the formula.
- 36:39You don't think that the lottery is out there, Like whenever you see like
- 36:44I saw a video of somebody taking the temperature on the slot machine, they're
- 36:47like, yep, this one's hot. It's it's gonna give out because it's
- 36:51the machine's been working for a while. So like because they had some science
- 36:53to it. I'm just like, you think that the casino boss is not
- 36:58looking at it's not looking at this, like like Robert de Niro and it's
- 37:02like, get this piece of shit, you know what I mean, Like
- 37:05the casino doesn't lose. Bro. Yeah, but that is not illegal technically,
- 37:12you're just I mean, which is kind of dumb to just put a
- 37:14fucking heat heat a heat ray or something like that. Well, that means
- 37:19a machine that's been being worked the whole time. So there was some science
- 37:22to it. And also you haven't seen the wind, the wind the foods
- 37:24that try to scam the machines or like they scam it. But they try
- 37:29to try to say that they have a method. Yeah, they have a
- 37:32method strategy where the guy's like, okay, here's the strategy. You put
- 37:36one hundred and if you lose fifty, you gotta pull out and go to
- 37:38another machine. And then you do put fifteen and pe pull out. And
- 37:40the guy, I mean, I've seen the guy. I mean I've watched
- 37:44you know, I like the gamble. I'll be watching these folks for a
- 37:45while and I'm like, fuck, dude, and I just want to go
- 37:47to Vegas. And then just chill their watching someone rack up a fucking thing
- 37:52and then sit right after. You really like watch people gamble. Huh yeah,
- 37:55what the what's the fascination about that? Like you're literally watching people like
- 38:00well, slot, I don't really watch the slots. I just kind of
- 38:02I watched the slots when this guy says he has a way to beat the
- 38:06slots. But I'll watch people play poker because there's crazy to watch. So
- 38:09someone put three hundred dollars, three hundred thousand dollars on a table on a
- 38:13hand that he's bluffing, I'm just like the balls, those webbels, like
- 38:17you have nothing. If this guy says, yeah, you just lost three
- 38:20hundred thousand because you think you're it's just mind blowing because I'm like, bro.
- 38:24And then the reason I watch this because when I play, like my
- 38:27hands will start shaking when I put in three hundred bucks. You can tell,
- 38:30like, I'm like, because you're fucking dead because there's money and I
- 38:32don't want Why would you want to? Why would you? Okay, first
- 38:35of all, whenever I bet, I don't ever shake, I'm not.
- 38:38I'm not really shaking. But you can tell, like you can tell like
- 38:40there's no I'm exaggerating in the podcast, but you can tell, like when
- 38:45I put three hundred bucks, like you inside me, I'm like, I'm
- 38:47nervous, Like damn, I'm bluffing. I hope you can't see my tails.
- 38:51That's three hundred bucks. I can't imagine putting my fulk in whole life
- 38:54on the table. You just can't find something else for the rush because that
- 38:57just sounds like losing money. It's fun, and I may money, I'd
- 39:00like it. I don'tm not broke. I just I think it's crazy,
- 39:02like three hundred bucks, That's what I'm saying. It's crazy. I put
- 39:06three hundred bars. I just can't get a rush on something like that.
- 39:08Bro super rush. I lost grand hell yeah, like I would. I
- 39:13would be so impussed. You guys would look at the bad But what about
- 39:15when you leave the casino your life. I just robbed them. I just
- 39:19robbed the casino. I've said that before because because you got forty bucks.
- 39:24Now that's time I really walked out with like you robbed the casino bar.
- 39:29I was young, dog, I was I was I think I was like
- 39:30twenty two, and I walked out with like nine hundred bucks, and I
- 39:34was like, I was like, I'm a professional camber Is gamber gambler.
- 39:37This is him quitting, fucking quitting serving. I'm gonna start fucking doing poker
- 39:43tournaments every day and then those nine hundred bucks them pretty quick? What did
- 39:46it go do? By? No? Gamble it? Gamble it away.
- 39:51See that's the addiction part of it, like where I just can't see myself
- 39:54winning some money and then wanting to take those winnings and see you're looking okay
- 40:00and just invest it back. Like if I won like a thousand dollars and
- 40:05now it only took me through two hundred dollars to win that thousand dollars,
- 40:07I'm gonna go there and really pay my phone. I'm gonna probably go like,
- 40:12maybe buy me some shoes. But that's two things out of it that
- 40:15I could do. Maybe maybe I go buy, like, I don't know,
- 40:17a brand new juicer, you know what I mean, make some you
- 40:21know like it just I can get so many things that can add to my
- 40:24life. Buy those baby mascots. Yeah I could be. I could buy
- 40:29the baby mascots. I agree, But there's two different things. Also,
- 40:31when you talk about gambling, I don't consider playing poker a full on gamble.
- 40:38It's not full on gamble. Then why is it on TV? Why
- 40:40is it on ESPN? Why is it the professional We have stupid shit on
- 40:44TV because it works, No, because it didn't know it's on sports TV.
- 40:50It to consider its sports? How is it not a sport? You're
- 40:55just working with your head and that's it. You're not really like using your
- 40:58whole body and shirt. Want to consider chest a sport? No, not
- 41:02really not. I think it's a sports more of a skill. It's a
- 41:06game, that's for sure. Sports are games. Not all sports are games.
- 41:10Video games are not sports. But nowadays, if you're about to say
- 41:15yeah, I don't you want to consider a team sport like when Fortnite,
- 41:19when you get a team of four people playing, it's a type of sports,
- 41:22type of game. There's money involved, there's gambling. I think if
- 41:24there's gamblings for sure, sport three, I says Egg says chest chess.
- 41:32I want to play with my chest. I was wondering why you're not smoking.
- 41:37I didn't give you the weed. Yeah no, I don't know.
- 41:42Man. Like certain there has to be like a category bro for like these
- 41:46kind of sports like they're not they can't be held up to the same standard.
- 41:52Like when I see that they're trying to different but they're trying, Like
- 41:55when they're trying to add dance into the Olympics, get the fuck out of
- 42:00here, bro, Like they're trying to add like competitive dancing, like B
- 42:04boy dancing. I'm just like, hey, bro, Like, why don't
- 42:06you just start a B boy league, bro and just make that a whole
- 42:08thing. Yeah, but they have that one gymnastic thing where like the chick
- 42:13or the guys like running down the fucking like big old runway or whatever with
- 42:17the little fucking thing in their hand like flips and all that ship. Oh
- 42:22that little fucking that SpongeBob ship. Yeah, that's considering the Olympic thing that
- 42:29you co in the medal of you know what I'm saying. If we're going
- 42:31but there's certain things I think B boy You don't think B boying definitely,
- 42:36Okay, okay, not B boying. I'm not saying it's I'm not saying
- 42:38it's not physically challenging, but for it to be an Olympic sport, all
- 42:43right, Look for when I think Olympic sport, it's something or like when
- 42:45they're because how long have the Olympic sports been going on since Roman times?
- 42:49Right? Yeah? Okay, so yes, since Roman times? So okay,
- 42:52Greek so okay, So these foods have been doing it for a while.
- 42:55Back then, I get it there was some ship you had to make
- 42:58up, bro, like throwing the big as rock far away. There was
- 43:00nothing else to do back then. There wasn't no basketball court, there was
- 43:04no fucking skateboard. There was nothing over there like that. So I'm just
- 43:07saying there's certain things that just because it's tradition, you shouldn't be adding it
- 43:10in there. Okay, So I completely this tradition. I completely agree with
- 43:14you. So then would you agree that we got to take curling out?
- 43:17What's that ship that you're like dusting off the fucking ice? That's pretty physically
- 43:22demanning though, I honestly that one I think that that's your stay is because
- 43:25in the winner in the winner, because tradition or okay, because how many
- 43:29sports can you play in the winter. It's a winner game winner, Yeah,
- 43:30it's a winner game fool. It's not like I don't know if you
- 43:34want the curly right now, I don't know if I don't know if you
- 43:37want you, I don't know if you watch the Olympics as much, but
- 43:38like I actually fairly watch these things, bro, and I'm just like,
- 43:42all right, bro, Like it's pretty interesting to watch watch these fools get
- 43:45down. But like like certain things where I'm like, skateboarding, all right,
- 43:50fool, Like we're gonna make We're gonna make the US skateboarding team,
- 43:53where like fools have the most access to skate parks. Go against the Philippines,
- 43:58like, you know what, we can make it, do it and
- 43:59sock because they have they have a soccer team. But it's just not gonna
- 44:02be fair in the in in in the in the Olympic sport, in the
- 44:06Olympic sport thing until my whole world does it, Like how many be boys
- 44:08are there around the whole world for it to be a competitive sports or not.
- 44:12Let's not just say bee boy, let's just say dancing. Well,
- 44:15apparently there's enough to make it into a thing at the Olympics, so there's
- 44:17quite a bit. I guess my thing. If it don't make money,
- 44:21I don't think it should be an Olympic sports. And I as in,
- 44:24if there's not a sport is there. If theyre's not something for you to
- 44:27do after it, I really don't think. I know it sounds fucked up,
- 44:31but if there's not a league for it after, I think it's kind
- 44:34of like what are you gonna do after Olympics? What You're an Olympic winner?
- 44:37You want? Okay, You're gonna go back to practice the gym,
- 44:39like if there's not a professional league for you to do. If you make
- 44:43it, you get endorsements from like Subway, you know, ship like that
- 44:46bro that ship get free Gatorade? What is? What is that's money?
- 44:50Right there? Swimmer? Who's that? Swimmer? Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps.
- 44:53What did Michael Phelps do after winning the Olympics? Fucking got high?
- 44:58Yeah, and that's it. Watch I'm they released them back to the ocean,
- 45:02all right. But that's what I mean. I mean, I feel
- 45:07bad, not bad, but I'm just like, to me, it's like,
- 45:08damn, you just want the Olympics and what's next? Like low key.
- 45:10If Michael Phelps there like a YouTube channel from like the early days of
- 45:15YouTube, I would have been mister, mister, you know, it would
- 45:17be some epics ship dog. If Michael Phelps taught me how to swim.
- 45:22Damn. That one should be down if, like honestly, if I got
- 45:25the opportunity, like and for some reason, they're just like a fool,
- 45:30Like let's just say my thea like somebody in the chat with that my THEA
- 45:32cleans this fool's house, you know what I mean. Like it's like,
- 45:36can I tell her about the podcast? And I showed them the clip,
- 45:38you know what I mean, And this fool's like, all right, Bro,
- 45:40I'll teach this fat fool how to swim. I'll do it. Dog,
- 45:44like we gotta go to Bermuda. Fuck no, like you gotta build
- 45:47me up. Bro, I'm not gonna go go into just like a random
- 45:50pool like you know, like those big fool Like I saw this movie Dog
- 45:53about these bitches that get trapped in the pool. Oh ship, I've seen
- 45:57that. Its recent, right, yeah, Dog, that should give me
- 46:00anxiety. Dogs fucking hate it that fucking movie Dog. It's like there's a
- 46:06shield over it and the water keeps rising then the ship starts going. I
- 46:09was like, oh fuck that ship, bro. So I just yeah,
- 46:13I don't know, Bro, I would like I would like to do some
- 46:16ship like that, Like I would learn how to swim with Like if I
- 46:21if I take a swimming class and I agree with these on, I don't
- 46:24want to people are gonna be there with there's gonna be some all fat people,
- 46:29some new Yeah, I agree with this is athletic ship. We need
- 46:34real We'll pay for a private lesson. I'm not a private lessons. We
- 46:37can go on group on look it up. No group on even lesson group.
- 46:43I'm gonna like Patrick the star bro just do it. Like remember think
- 46:46he died one time and the thing when he yeah, I think it was
- 46:51the Olympic Games and SpongeBob Bro. No, they they had the soft Sirve
- 46:57the Crabby Patty Games and they had the soft Serve Olympics and these foods they
- 47:01had to do a dive, right, and then Patrick turns himself into an
- 47:05ice cream cone. Oh that shit. Yeah, I'm gonna have chili.
- 47:07Make that picture chili. If you're listening, there's this episode of SpongeBob where
- 47:12these foods are like ice cream cones. Do that one for the summer.
- 47:15When I saw that episode and saw him like, you know, like an
- 47:17ice cream coast, Like I want an ice cream right now? That looks
- 47:20like that. I look, he wanted they should make it sponge. If
- 47:23this was Japan, though, there would be some fucking arty, crafty culinary
- 47:28artists out there that I'll be like, oh, you know something, this
- 47:31gives me insty love. We'll grabbing those tits. That's hilarious. But no,
- 47:38this is this guy that I follow. It's insane. Look at this,
- 47:43Nah, who is that Leo from That's real? I sent it to
- 47:46your Instagram. You want to show look bro? He naka nah food Like
- 47:52really, I'm not doing that? Like nah pulling it up? That ship
- 47:57is that ship? That ship made my heart. I can't this watch can't
- 48:01tell, but I felt my heart rate goes chills like that, like chill,
- 48:06bro. That ship looks photoshop. Bro. I follow this guy.
- 48:08He's been doing this, Bro, it's so impressive. Where he's just he
- 48:12says, it's so calming. He's a man over here. He doesn't he
- 48:17look like little Detavio though, yeah a little bit. Damn. That looks
- 48:21ma justic as fucked majestic. Do Look how beautiful does the camera work?
- 48:24Everything? Every I'm just waiting for the day a shark comes out of the
- 48:28back his cameraman is even better. Bro. Oh yeah, the camera the
- 48:31camera man is better than the any athlete doing it. Whoever, whoever breath
- 48:36control, whoever recorded like a skateboarder is the refer is always better. That's
- 48:43like ten ft from the you know, from the top. Come on,
- 48:46that is there? Not? Is that not a drone underwater? Like?
- 48:49Is it not? A is there not? Drones do not exist yet?
- 48:52Really? Yeah? Really? Oh damn I I didn't. I didn't know
- 48:55whom they would have. Yeah, you're right, Yeah, I really thought
- 48:59that they could. I thought there was like maybe like submarine shaped or something.
- 49:01You probably had a camera attached to this thing that like kind of propels
- 49:05you to the direction that you want to. You know, Oh that fucking
- 49:07thing. Yeah, that thing. Honestly, the ocean scares the fun out
- 49:14of me. That's only ten feet from the fight. Don't care, bro,
- 49:15That ship is scary as fuck. Bro, Like they're there when we
- 49:20went away biking to Marina, I just I'm there's fool there's people living on
- 49:27I did not know there's people that live a house bolds Dog. Oh yeah
- 49:30you would, you wouldn't. I mean if it was a calm water like
- 49:35Japan. Would you in Japan and Japan you would fresh ass sashimi every day?
- 49:39Yeah? Just straight up. I mean because I'm thought of ship.
- 49:43Like, if the ocean is gonna kill you, it's gonna be quick,
- 49:45right, Like I don't want I don't want to you. I mean I've
- 49:49always said it. Your lungs are gonna get filled up with water. You're
- 49:51just gonna throw away and die. Everyone always asks you, would you rather
- 49:54die or drown or burn alive? I'll drying any day because at this I
- 49:58just let my I literally can just drown. I drink the water and I'm
- 50:00dead. You can't make the burn, you can't make the fire burn you
- 50:05faster. Actually, you're gonna feel all the burns and then you look disgusting
- 50:10when you're dead. At least when you fucking drown you look normal. Yeah,
- 50:15like straight I mean when you to drown, bro, drowning or burning,
- 50:20that's quite the options. Bro. Put that in the easy you drown
- 50:24because I heard I heard once you burn, like your body turns everything off,
- 50:30Like yeah, it's it's too much pain in your body, is too
- 50:32much pace for your body is just like a food. We're getting ready to
- 50:36die. So like just shut it, shut it down, shut the company
- 50:37down. Yeah, but if you know you're gonna like, let's say,
- 50:40but I'd rather go drowning for sure, as much as I hate the water,
- 50:44Like you said, you're ten feet under the water and you know you're
- 50:45not gonna make it. At that point, I'm just drinking the water.
- 50:50I'm not trying to hold my breath drink. I'm just gonna drink the water.
- 50:53Only the only reason I would hold it is if I'm like aiming to
- 50:55the top. So you're not making it, You're like, dude, I'm
- 51:00done. I saw this story, you know, have you ever seen no
- 51:02survivors stories? And then there's like I don't believe this one though, food
- 51:07Like this is where you're like I didn't, I didn't believe this, but
- 51:12I was like, come on, this sounds too perfect. So there's this
- 51:15one ful heels like I tried to commit suicide jumping off the bridge, you
- 51:19know what I mean, like really like that. Ye Like he was like
- 51:22he said, like, okay, you don't understand why, Well you understand
- 51:25why. It doesn't make sense, all right. So he's like I jumped
- 51:30off the suicide bridge and I hit the old ship and I broke my back.
- 51:35You know. He was like, I regretted it, you know,
- 51:37because he sounds all weird, right, like he heard the story. He's
- 51:39like, I regretted it. And I was trying to keep my head afloat
- 51:43and I felt something picked me up. And then I was like, no
- 51:45way. And then he said that a sea lion was came up to hold
- 51:52this fool up until the boat came type of deal, and like I don't
- 51:55know why. And he was like I was thanking God. You know,
- 51:59I'm not making fun of that part, salute to God. I'm saying like,
- 52:01uh, you know, just well yeah, because I'm trying to make
- 52:05it. It's not like the story, right, So then so then so
- 52:07then so then right there the Asian girl comes out. She was like,
- 52:10and now he runs a suicide? What is it? Help foundation and all
- 52:15this stuff. He was like, yeah, jumping off the bridge and breaking
- 52:17my back and knowing that I had the bigger purpose, you know, And
- 52:21I was just like whoo, how like how often is a sea lion gonna
- 52:24come and be like hold on, super sea lion to the rescue like that
- 52:29just didn't like that, just did that part didn't make sense to me.
- 52:31Dog, Yeah, but that does not make it real. Do you know,
- 52:34like especially around that bridge. I heard those are shark infested waters too.
- 52:37That's why there's a lot of That's why she probably saved there. Whatever
- 52:40the what was it a walrus? Would you say a sea lion? Sea
- 52:43lion? Well? Do you know that killer whales are like all whales are
- 52:46known to like never kill the man whales? Now, the killer whales kill
- 52:52fools. Look it up. They don't kill they don't they don't kill humans.
- 52:55That all actually help humans. Wells definitely do not. I mean I'm
- 53:00to be wrong, but wells are not known to like even that killer well,
- 53:01they're just they just killed their sharks were just pretty tight. Well,
- 53:05it's it's they fuck up the ecosystem because of that. Like, these fools
- 53:07are doing it because their food is scarce and they like the iron in the
- 53:12in the sharks livers, So they kill the sharks. But you need a
- 53:14predator like to shark around to level out all the other little bullshit because then
- 53:17you let other fish that are pointless or they eat a lot more other shit
- 53:21fuck and then they have bigger schools. It's crazy, bro, like the
- 53:24way the Animal Kingdom runs. It's it's fucking nuts, bro Like they don't
- 53:29care for the retarded animals. It's like them fools are just like there's a
- 53:32retarded pigeon, it's hawk food, you know what I mean. Like there's
- 53:37a retarded cat, the cat's kill it, you know, and like and
- 53:40food passing God of War like looking at all this stuff, like when this
- 53:44food reels to his son, that fools a spartan, and that fool was
- 53:46like I killed my father. I was like, damn, these fools are
- 53:50savage as dog like, and and I looked it up. I was like,
- 53:52the first thing I did, they'd spartan slash Greek people have to kill
- 53:57them. And then it was just like if it meant for a better purpose
- 54:00dog there those fools they would do that. It's called eugenis. Like if
- 54:06I had like there's a there's there's a there's the whole, there's a whole
- 54:09question that arises at the end of the game. And I'm asking this.
- 54:14His son tells him. He was like, so you killed your own dad,
- 54:16you know he kills Zeus And then he's like yes, And then he
- 54:20was like, why'd you do it. He was like, he told me,
- 54:22like, if it meant for me to live, right, And then
- 54:27he's like, so you would let me kill you? And he tells his
- 54:30dad and he was like, yes, if it meant for you to live,
- 54:32would you do that? My dad would probably want me to kill him.
- 54:37So that's like some Jesus kind of God. You kind of have to
- 54:42in a weird kind of way, because you never want to outlive your kids,
- 54:45Like you don't want to, like they had to die in order for
- 54:47you to live type of deal. Yeah, you never want to live your
- 54:50kids. That's the saddest thing when I hear people that someone's when someone's kids
- 54:52die, and I'm like, oh, yeah, that's like, I mean,
- 54:57any any parent will take their life. I mean, any real good
- 54:59parent would take the life. Like dude, no, it's horrible. So
- 55:01yeah, I mean, even though you don't want to, your dad,
- 55:05your parents be like, yeah, I'm older, go live your life.
- 55:07Lion King. Yeah, technically that happening, Lion King, huh yeah,
- 55:14but not that that that and when you put it down in that in that
- 55:16uh, in that context in the game, I was like, damn,
- 55:20now it makes sense. Why it's fool like I was haunted by that was
- 55:22haunted by that ship. Yeah, I guess you kind of have to if
- 55:24you're in that position, bro, yeah you can. You know, would
- 55:30you go back to Spartan times? I would, but I have to take
- 55:32a few guns going. I'm not going. I'm not lying, I'm not
- 55:37going. I don't even want to go back to any moment in time.
- 55:40I love the moment I live in right now because I just can't picture what
- 55:44that was. We're good. We're good with it, even though it's bad.
- 55:46You know, I can't picture you don't like you gotta think about it.
- 55:50It's pretty entertaining. It's not that bad. How boring life was without
- 55:53a phone. I know that sounds retarded, but you used to have to
- 55:57wait in line. But we don't be tracked food. Like if there was
- 56:00no phones, dog, you would not be jacked. No fod guess we
- 56:02would, dog, We'd have no choice. But you know how much more
- 56:05bike riding we would do. We'd all fucking be rolling around like the sandlot,
- 56:08be like we're there, weren't no phones. If there was no phones
- 56:10to this day would be like, hey, we have a fucking Sunday soccer
- 56:14game. With fucking g o kid, We're gonna go bike riding on Thursday.
- 56:16We're gonna go through this. They would be none of that ship,
- 56:19bro. We would we would literally be doing like Hella activities. Bro.
- 56:22I remember like All fool Off movie, all food all foods from the eighties
- 56:27and nineties. We're all looking good until either they got a phone or they
- 56:30got married. That's when you start going downhill where you just don't give a
- 56:34shit about yourself and you're just like, ah, fuck, I gotta live
- 56:36for something else now, Like you're just like this fucking this little baby bird
- 56:39I gotta take care of so I can't take care of myself no more.
- 56:42It might feel a little writing zone, but I don't give a fuck about
- 56:44because my brother didn't start getting out of shap until he had his like family,
- 56:46And I know that he because he had to attain to them, you
- 56:49know what I mean, Like my older brother, and I was like until
- 56:51prior to that, I was like, this feels lifty eight, this fools
- 56:53kind of you know, he was looking good and then and then I started
- 56:57looking at some of his other friends too, and I'm just like, the
- 57:00fuck happened to y'all? And I was like, oh, marriage and the
- 57:01phone bad combination. You can just have one. I don't know, Like,
- 57:07phone for sure ruined hell of things. Bro. No it did not.
- 57:10I mean yeah, I mean it should have just stayed as a Nokia
- 57:14with the snake game. And that's it. Bro, that's the only one
- 57:16I would get. He's right, He's right. It sexualized everything. It
- 57:22made us dumb as a society. Bro. We literally have a short attention
- 57:25span where like I even find myself that I can't pay attention to movies that
- 57:30I look forward to. You can see what a phone does to like a
- 57:32thirteen year old. Bro. I would say, Ray Poppy has more insight
- 57:37about that because he has step kids. Bro. That's why I'm saying it.
- 57:40Yeah, and maybe phone shouldn't be for fucking kids. I'm an adult.
- 57:45Yeah boomoo. Even for adults, bro, Even for adults. Some
- 57:47adults are like kids. You can't tell that can't hold it, hold it
- 57:52down, I go for it your headphones. No, they don't want to
- 58:04do nothing with you and just be on the phone, simple as that,
- 58:07or go with their friends or want to go with their friends, boring that
- 58:09you're not not you. In general, but you're boring. It's just that's
- 58:13just what they're fucking into, you know. They they're into whatever they see
- 58:15on the fucking phone, whether it's TikTok, I g YouTube, the shorts,
- 58:20the stories, all that ship. That's all they want to fucking see.
- 58:22That's okay, Okay, that sucks. I say, your kid all
- 58:24he wants to do is watch these blogs and watch we Don't Smoke the sam
- 58:28and day trip and festivals. Right, Okay, your look, Sun loves
- 58:30that so much. Why not start making something with him, get a get
- 58:34a career out of it. I get it. It sucks, but then
- 58:36make something. It's because they consume too much of it to even want to
- 58:38do it. They don't even want to do it. I could see,
- 58:43I could. I'm looking at my kid. I'm like, I used to
- 58:45watch soccer all the time. Guess what I wanted to play soccer? Blog?
- 58:46I want to play. I can't actually watching, kid, Like,
- 58:50hey, you like watching these blog videos, right, you like watching twitch
- 58:52and ship? You don't want to do it? And they say no,
- 58:57They just say I want to keep watching this kid do it. Sometimes either
- 59:02way, if it's for the kids or not for the kids, I still
- 59:05think it is. I can't imagine how. I can't speak for the little
- 59:07kids, but for like, you know, if you're like twelve, thirteen
- 59:09or whatever, you know, you're on the phone, damn dude, like
- 59:14so disaster waiting to happen if it hasn't happened already, you know. And
- 59:19plus with the phone food, you're in middle school, you can get alcohol
- 59:23and get drugs. I would have been a way shit like that. That
- 59:25would have been a way different kid if I had in high school, way
- 59:30different kid. Well, I did have a phone, but I mean see
- 59:31I did have a phone, but it wasn't like you couldn't go on the
- 59:34internet. And then it was expensive back then to be like your mom would
- 59:37text you while you're on the internet. It's fucking cold at fucking here now.
- 59:42I literally feel that shit like a motherfucker. My nipples were all hard
- 59:45in the bathroom. By the way, Yes, it's taking it in the
- 59:49euro, taking it in the euro. He lost food a hold, fucking
- 59:53asshole. Back to the back to the whole topic about the having a phone
- 59:58when Spain, when you're when you're in school, Yeah, I would have
- 1:00:01been a whole different kid, bro, Like there's that's just dangerous, bro,
- 1:00:05like a kid. I remember Verizon used to have a kid only phone,
- 1:00:09like they used to have a phone. I think it was called the
- 1:00:12lady Bug. Yeah, the Ladybug four numbers, and your mom would put
- 1:00:15him in there. You didn't decide what ye want. I think it should
- 1:00:19have stayed like that food because kids be having access to a whole bunch of
- 1:00:22shit. They'd be getting sexualized at an early age, because they could go
- 1:00:27to pornoles and uh and just look at it, like what a dick girl
- 1:00:30pussy looks like? Or even crazier ship bro to see what murder looks like?
- 1:00:35Remember, like knocked up? I googled murder ironically, that's what happened
- 1:00:39to me. Ha ha, Yeah, because you were you had a computer
- 1:00:44in your living room, living room, a computer room. I had it
- 1:00:47in the living room too, because my parents already knew they were just like
- 1:00:55my parents did not give a if I was watching. I know they didn't
- 1:01:00for sure. Your dad didn't. Yes, your dad, we're talking about
- 1:01:02you. I can picture him. Your dad was like Pulamento's nose, gay,
- 1:01:06I can picture I can picture my mom and my dad was like yeah,
- 1:01:21no, but there's like there's a lot of foods out there. Dog,
- 1:01:23that that ship is scary. Bro. Like raising a kid in this
- 1:01:28generation, Bro, you gotta be on top of these motherfuckers. Bro.
- 1:01:30I don't have a kid, bro, and I just see otheread I see
- 1:01:35other parents like just stress out of byas whull takes off, turns off your
- 1:01:39location by my cell phone. You gotta let me tell you. I don't
- 1:01:43I don't look, Bro, I'm not saying this. I don't want to
- 1:01:45see that happening. Locations gone. I don't want I don't want this to
- 1:01:49come out the wrong way or sound the wrong way. But you gotta whoop
- 1:01:52your kids, add sometimes you gotta whoop your kids ass sometime. Bro.
- 1:01:55You gotta you gotta bust out the belt. Not that you got to instill
- 1:01:59some fear in there, bro, but there has to be a form of
- 1:02:01discipline like how we had We're like, we knew not to fucking test our
- 1:02:06moms. We knew not to test our dad's gangster, bro, because our
- 1:02:09dad if you tick them off to that level, yes, how like you're
- 1:02:15just one would want to there's nothing but negative side effects that Thank you,
- 1:02:21Ray, Thank you for saying that, and there's a certain age where you
- 1:02:23definitely can't hit okay after thirteen No, but I'm not talking about like I'm
- 1:02:29not talking about like fucking savagely beating him, like how some of us got
- 1:02:31here, Bro, give it age. You mean us, you mean us,
- 1:02:35But you gotta give him three bro with the fucking belt, dog and
- 1:02:37be like, hey food, no belt, No, you gotta do the
- 1:02:40belt. Dog. If this is costein and you're not hitting with the belt,
- 1:02:44ah, how much you're stealing what? He still doesn't he stole fifty
- 1:02:47bucks out of your out of your your mom. Yeah no, just even
- 1:02:52when it's different. Come on, dog, come on, dog, he's
- 1:02:55still fifty bucks when you got to teach him a lesson food, Like,
- 1:02:59hey food, if you steal it from me and you got the boss to
- 1:03:00steal it from me, I gotta fucking teach you that fire gets burned when
- 1:03:04you play with it. I'm not gonna knock you out, but I gotta
- 1:03:07fucking be like, look, dad, I mean, look, look food,
- 1:03:09I'm your fucking dad, fou and this is the person that's gonna set
- 1:03:13you straight. See but but like see, and then here's how I think,
- 1:03:15not that you're wrong, but I would think as a kid right now,
- 1:03:19would I rather get hit cole bodies with him? Think about like a
- 1:03:23kid because I was a smart kid. I thought I was smart kid.
- 1:03:27In my head, I was like, would I rather get hit or not
- 1:03:30have my phone for a week? Oh, I'll get hit any day.
- 1:03:32That's why punishing with the phone. Like I remember this, I said this
- 1:03:37story. There was this girl that snuck out. I snuck at her house.
- 1:03:40Her parents found out. She wore the same fucking outfit for a whole
- 1:03:44week. That was her punishment. That is way worse than hitting her.
- 1:03:46She's gonna forget about it. This bitch had to wear the same outfit see's
- 1:03:50week at school because her that you want to be pretty. No one's gonna
- 1:03:52think you That fucked her mind. I guarantee you she never snuck out of
- 1:03:55her again. You know what was worse for when our parents talk about it's
- 1:03:59like sew on in school, like you know, they'll make you like get
- 1:04:00on your knees and stand in the corner type of shit, or like be
- 1:04:03on the corner like you ever heard of like have you ever heard of some
- 1:04:08punishment like that? Like in Central America food like where fools will be like
- 1:04:13look for you're gonna be in the corner on your knees, just facing the
- 1:04:15wall type of ship like set on your hands, yeah, or like fucking
- 1:04:17put books on you and ship like if you go to like Catholic school or
- 1:04:20something like that, those kind of punishments will teach you some shit, yeah,
- 1:04:25straight up, bro like or like the days when like you get hit
- 1:04:29with the ruder, you know what I mean? Like that was the real
- 1:04:31thing, bro. Like some of our parents had to go through that.
- 1:04:34But I couldn't even handle when the teacher tried to take away my ship,
- 1:04:38so mad give me give mer pod. Yeah. See I don't sneaky.
- 1:04:44I was always listening to music and in my class I have my headphones on
- 1:04:46Like this sneaky, Like, what are you doing? Pay attention? Fucking
- 1:04:54listen to that song you've heard a thousand times. This teacher trying to teach
- 1:04:56you fucking geometry students, stop, Like I literally sometimes you need help these
- 1:05:00kids, and sometimes you're not told that. My parents never really cared about
- 1:05:02me going to school. They're like, Okay, they left it up to
- 1:05:08you. Yeah, dude, really, I hate to say, we never
- 1:05:10really got in trouble for that, Like see, the only reason I kind
- 1:05:14of didcause I want to play soccer and I knew I needed to fucking sees
- 1:05:17at least my parents were like, I never really then I kind of want
- 1:05:21wish and I know that mom, if you're listening, could have pushed me
- 1:05:25a little bit more. For Somebody says, is your mom ever seen this
- 1:05:27show? Dude? Not? No, she not, but she seemed like
- 1:05:30the blog and ship, but she's seen the blog, she has she seen
- 1:05:34the day trip? Has she seen the day trip south? Tomorrow? So
- 1:05:40tomorrow? Hey, yeah, somebody hooked up with Somebody said, knees on
- 1:05:45the rock is some an some old school and ship that's some Chinese ship,
- 1:05:49bro, or like some that's something like for sure, Like hey, bro,
- 1:05:54you're gonna learn de brain. As gary as this sounds, even when
- 1:05:59you go to and you lay on that little thing to knee, that ship
- 1:06:01hurts. Dog. Kneeling hurts, bro. Kneeling is not the food's on
- 1:06:05the cross dog. You don't have it that bad dog, like you know
- 1:06:09what I mean? Like he's just asking you to kneel down for a fucking
- 1:06:14for a good thirty second prayer. He's looking at you up there with the
- 1:06:17fucking nails on his fucking hand, bro, Like who had to bleed today?
- 1:06:21We've got the paddy. Yeah, you still got the paddy food.
- 1:06:25Like this church is not for you, bro, like Xavier, yeah,
- 1:06:30bro like the yeah, bro, like you heard have you heard the people
- 1:06:34that like I don't know what I don't know what Santo is or what beating
- 1:06:39it is, but there's this Santo where people like they go to her temple,
- 1:06:44but they kneel, they kneel all they kneel. Oh, they walk
- 1:06:47all the way right, they kneel themselves. They yeah, and they and
- 1:06:51they like Benny Dancy has food. Let's say your grandma got cancer, right
- 1:06:55or your mom you really want her to like this. It's called the Penny
- 1:06:58Dancy. Fool. You fucking do it with a a certain sonto and like
- 1:07:00you asked for a miracle. Yeah, and you gotta kneel yourself the way.
- 1:07:03No, that's that's some of them, like fool. There's some fools.
- 1:07:06I saw them premating backdo where like well like there was like one fool
- 1:07:11who was like he told he told him. It was like oh if he
- 1:07:13cured my cancer or something like that. I'll walk all the way from like
- 1:07:15my house, all my knees getting whipped like you did type of shit,
- 1:07:18and like they'll be doing some shit like that. There's this episode of the
- 1:07:21George Lopez Show where Max's dog was dying. I have to get an operation.
- 1:07:28There's a lot of money, and George's like, fuck, we can't
- 1:07:30pay for this ship. It's a lot of money. And Max was he
- 1:07:34prayed to God, right, he prayed to God, and he asked his
- 1:07:38dad if he can pray with him, Like, come on, dad,
- 1:07:39let's just pray. Let's just hope that the dog gets better the next day.
- 1:07:43So they prayed, and they also did this. George bowed that he
- 1:07:47would like be on his knees and kneel all his like kneel all the way
- 1:07:51to the this church of Mexico or some shit like that. Right, So
- 1:07:56guess what happens. The dog is a okay, it's like normal. So
- 1:08:01George has to go to Mexico. So he goes to Mexico. He does
- 1:08:05it. He talks to this like this egg looking food. He's like,
- 1:08:09hey, so why are you doing this? Oh well, I had this
- 1:08:13small village that was in the mountain, but there was this tsunami that wiped
- 1:08:16it all out or some shit like that. So I asked God if he,
- 1:08:20like, you know, if he spared the people, you know,
- 1:08:25I would kneel all the way to the church. And then the guy asked
- 1:08:28George, like, so what are you in for. You know, kid's
- 1:08:31dog almost died. Yeah, it's a circumstance. You know what I'm saying.
- 1:08:40It's very but he did it very American. You kind of cobblestones or
- 1:08:45you have to go through with that dog. Yeah, for you, I'll
- 1:08:50tell you right now, like I'll tell you. I'll tell you right now,
- 1:08:54like you know how like I do Santario, Like when you asked for
- 1:08:58a favor and something that's true, it's not like how merciful God is,
- 1:09:03where like God will be like, look I forgive you. I'm a merciful
- 1:09:10like she ain't help go right until you come through with your promise. Is
- 1:09:12saying to be a dog. That's why whenever you got to get a job
- 1:09:15done or something like that in there, I've been there, Like ship is
- 1:09:17gonna get ten times worse if you do not come through because you ask for
- 1:09:21help and shit got better, and you want to pull a fast on.
- 1:09:26Why do you think fools that fucking even when you deal with the spirits on
- 1:09:29the dark side, like how organized crime like in the cartel, right,
- 1:09:31this was this was make offering to like bad entities or like something or stuff
- 1:09:36like that. Whatever you asked for, he said, Dog, I know
- 1:09:42you haven't came through with what for sure. I know you've been there,
- 1:09:45like I've been there on a sick one like God, I promise if I
- 1:09:48don't get a hard I won't ever do it again eventually, I know.
- 1:09:56But what I mean, we've all been there were I think I think it
- 1:09:59was once where he was I look for I'm a skip a beat first,
- 1:10:01and he goes like, you keep sucking calling me down and crying wolf.
- 1:10:04What I mean, you're literally calling them down, like I promise, exactly,
- 1:10:12psych the fucking he's gonna psych you with the fentanel bagging. Yeah,
- 1:10:15there's your coke. And that's what I mean. You're have being careful when
- 1:10:18you fucking ask for things and you don't come through with them, especially with
- 1:10:21it's like miracles like that. Yeah, you just get like there's that.
- 1:10:27That's that happens a lot of Central America dog like the hope anything she hasn't
- 1:10:30doing like things like that, Like if something happened to you they were paid
- 1:10:34for a dog, would you and you offered the whole carrying the cross on
- 1:10:38eastern type of ship, would you do it? You have to bro Like
- 1:10:41if I had a daughter and like she had cancer. In my mind my
- 1:10:43mom was like do it. But then like when you and then and she
- 1:10:45but then when you get when you get to the church, and then like
- 1:10:48you signed up to me. You see, it's being Ray signed up to
- 1:10:50be throughout the crazy part. The crazy part is if I did do that,
- 1:10:57I know you don't would be blogging the whole way I knel. How
- 1:11:00is how is the mile number two? X? How's mile number three?
- 1:11:03Do you need some water? I'm right no, I get the angles the
- 1:11:08same food in the underwater, but I put pads on, so it's walking
- 1:11:13running around, have a little skateboard. My daughters are still bald and shit
- 1:11:17and you don't even care. Fuck you, somebody said in the Philippines too,
- 1:11:23right, Yeah, in the Philippines, fucking jolly be dog you ever
- 1:11:28had jolly be that it's trash. I had it one time, and fucking
- 1:11:30good. The Fried Chicken is far really yeah, it's not Pioneer Chicken.
- 1:11:34By the way, thank you everybody who watched the Pioneer Chicken episode over twenty
- 1:11:38three thousand views and counting. Go check that episode out. Uh literally a
- 1:11:44staple in in the Chicken game, you know, the Fried Chicken game.
- 1:11:47It's a wonderful kind stop, bro. I would definitely get it next time
- 1:11:50I have a l A f C game that we're gonna go to, I'm
- 1:11:54gonna go buy a box and I'm gonna just take it to the fucking uh
- 1:11:58to take. We'll just take it there and share a few with the homies
- 1:12:00and see what's good, bro, Because I have an idea for you guys.
- 1:12:03Let me know what you guys think might be good. So I don't
- 1:12:05know if you guys know, but that they're not like US. Movie,
- 1:12:10they're not like US. Music video came out and I guess they recorded at
- 1:12:14TAMS. I think you guys should review A High and Hungry. Why not
- 1:12:19check it out. I mean, I'm sure they love it. I mean,
- 1:12:21I know it's kind of hacky, but I mean I think it's tam
- 1:12:26Tams. Yeah, whch Tams. Though it doesn't matter. We have the
- 1:12:28tams Burgers on Norman Dy. But you guys should do the one that was
- 1:12:30can't we just highlight that one? No, I mean you could, but
- 1:12:32I mean I that's yeah, it would be cool to get the one that
- 1:12:36was on. They're not like us, I mean, like you said,
- 1:12:39it got a forty going there with a OVI O shirt. We gotta find
- 1:12:44out which Tams is that the one in conton, Bro, I'm not going
- 1:12:46to the one in counting. Yeah, bro, just say it's a good
- 1:12:53idea. I want to I want to see what's up there. They're claiming.
- 1:12:56What we're gonna do. We're gonna we gotta find Look, there's Tams
- 1:12:59nearby here. Look, bro, we gotta find a Salvadorian artist. Have
- 1:13:03this. We'll do a music video on Frona and then we make their ship
- 1:13:06go up. We do a little cameo in there, and then we fucking
- 1:13:10see how that that ship works for us. Not a bad idea and also
- 1:13:15too for you. Speaking of high and hungry, make sure you guys,
- 1:13:18you guys uh to get the notifications turned on for the b real TV account
- 1:13:23because this Friday, there will be a new High Hungry episode featuring the Long
- 1:13:27Beach at Tackles and Tequila Festival, which features in array of vendors. And
- 1:13:31we even went on the street and asked some people some ship, uh you
- 1:13:34know on there. So make sure you guys check it out. It's gonna
- 1:13:38be on b Real TV. Yeah. Somebody said Comptent is not that ghetto
- 1:13:43anymore? Player, Yeah, I don't. Well, there's still there's still
- 1:13:47here. There's still a lot of things I don't like about Compton. Bro
- 1:13:50all right, name it, you know, Okay, I'd rather not offend
- 1:13:55a few people here, you know what I'm saying. All Right, cool?
- 1:13:58All of LA Counties kettle, except for like five little cities. Glendell
- 1:14:02Bank, Burbank is like you know what not you know what it is because
- 1:14:06the chief of police is related to Burbank. Bro, because they don't funk
- 1:14:11around. Bro. Remember you said you heard that neat Martinez you don't want
- 1:14:14Yeah, he was like if I was sacking up pants. I was like,
- 1:14:18yeah, but he doesn't s out of the roof. He He pretty
- 1:14:21much told all the bad kids, if you want to go do bad ship,
- 1:14:25go to l A. Come to LA You'll be a normal kid out
- 1:14:28here. You want to cause chaos, go to l A. They'll let
- 1:14:30you do whatever you want. So everybody's all mad. He's like he's going
- 1:14:35a bitch for that. Hey, there still a lot of gang shade and
- 1:14:39fucking Compton. Bro. I'm not going out there. I just I ain't
- 1:14:41fucking and bro like I wasn't. I'm not on the Kendrick side, straight
- 1:14:46straight the funk up, like like, you don't see me bumping that song
- 1:14:53he hangs out in Compton. I don't know why that's how you end up
- 1:14:57like Nipsey no offense, Yeah I would, I don't know. Somebody says
- 1:15:00South Central is way scary basic pride. You know, Hey, did you
- 1:15:03see that fucking interview that uh what's his name? Adam twenty two had Pop
- 1:15:11Smoke's Killer on there. Hey, I actually saw the Adam twenty two with
- 1:15:15Pedro. Oh that was wild bro two forty five am doing the podcast.
- 1:15:20I thought that was crazy. Yeah why at the time, just because the
- 1:15:25studios, I don't know. I think he had a show a studio session
- 1:15:28and he's like, hey, let's do it right now. Boom. You
- 1:15:31can tell Adam was tired. But anyways, yeah, no, he but
- 1:15:34Pop Smoke. Yeah, they had this fool had an interview with the fool
- 1:15:38who were like murder Pop smoked. And it's just it's crazy, bro,
- 1:15:43because that was only twenty one dog out because he did the murder when he
- 1:15:45was fifteen, so he got charges of jewie now and I mean, and
- 1:15:50I mean, obviously I'm not trying to get no one to die, but
- 1:15:55is no one trying to kill this fool? Ain't ain't like, don't Pop
- 1:15:58Smoke out like a bunch of like fans and like like why do you kill
- 1:16:00him? Did you mention it? I'm sure he says it on the podcast
- 1:16:03thanks to Wrap Beef Beef, I would know he was just flocking. It's
- 1:16:11just what he was, just flocking, like breaking into houses. Oh it
- 1:16:14was. It was an accident, not well on an accident, but they
- 1:16:16already knew that, like they was gonna break into like some high in houses
- 1:16:19because that's just that's the move. And for this fully asked it to be
- 1:16:24like I'm not sorry type of ship like I wish it wouldn't have happened,
- 1:16:27but I'm not sorry. But yeah it was. It was wowd bro,
- 1:16:33some people are crazy and he's only twenty one, bro, and like,
- 1:16:36I'm I don't know, bro, I just that's some crazy ship. And
- 1:16:40they're going, it's kind of a dumb ass for is he a rapper?
- 1:16:43Is he anything? I guess they asked him like, what are you gonna
- 1:16:47do? Now he's like he's trying to Like they're like, oh, yeah,
- 1:16:49I might give rapping the chance. I'm just like, bro, you're
- 1:16:51just giving all these people all you're giving this Yeah, Clouds, I'm telling
- 1:16:57you, you just gave a killer that has no remorse about killing someone a
- 1:17:00career. You gave him a career. Now now I'm now some dumbasses like
- 1:17:05to listen to this guy's rap song and somebody was gonna make money Like I
- 1:17:10mean, usually I don't care, and usually like he's just killed someone and
- 1:17:14he's not remorseful. If he would have said I'm sorry, I would have
- 1:17:15not cared. Like whatever he said, I'm not sorry. But Adam Twint
- 1:17:19just gave someone that killed someone on a platform and they don't care. Yeah,
- 1:17:23that was innocent person, technically random in and random bystander. That's crazy.
- 1:17:28Adam is a fucking vulture culture for sure rarely and and I know he
- 1:17:32has already been. But that's but then again, what's the what's the what's
- 1:17:36the difference between like having somebody like that over like the in the interview that
- 1:17:42like they're interviewing the food who shot Tupac because at least the guy I'm sure,
- 1:17:46like I said, if it's no remorse, this guy said, I
- 1:17:48don't care. That's what I'm to me's fucked up? You no remorse?
- 1:17:53Just gave someone that has no remorse, was killer, a psychopath, a
- 1:17:56platform and now career. That's what I mean. If you're sawing a you're
- 1:18:00likeyoh my bad, it was an accident. I was young, oh stupid,
- 1:18:01like yo pop smoke. Sorry for you and your family. I'm gonna
- 1:18:04be a rapper now though. I'm like, yeah, you're a piece of
- 1:18:06ship. But what is what it is? You're sorry? Yeah, no,
- 1:18:10I'm not sorry. I killed him. It is what it is.
- 1:18:12Now go listen to my song. I can't believe I'm saying this. Yeah
- 1:18:15he's down, Well it's not. He don't din't bring him on? Yeah
- 1:18:19I didn't. He was just like me. I'm gonna I'm still gonna watch
- 1:18:23it. The thing is it's Adam plain Two's fault giving a serial killer platform
- 1:18:27that's a serial killer's It wouldn't be the first controversial thing that he's had on
- 1:18:30there, Like he's had He's had like an ex clan member on there.
- 1:18:32He's had like all he had black employers there. Let some black guy reial
- 1:18:36his wife. He said that he brought that up. He was like,
- 1:18:40you think that, like, I'm not just any black guy. Dude.
- 1:18:42Yea a man exactly bigger man than Naples. Straight said you're a little kid
- 1:18:46to me. Then his wife talking about he's never been stretched like that.
- 1:18:53Oh dude, yeah, they laid down next to your wife that just said
- 1:19:00that. I mean, that's just like some white guys ship, bro,
- 1:19:03Like white fools are into some gird as ship Like there's who do you think
- 1:19:08a majority of the people are when you go into these six clubs? White
- 1:19:12people like white fools dog like there's you know what, Listen, we should
- 1:19:15have somebody that that does these things. Make a man, nah, bro,
- 1:19:18but we need somebody who fucking does this, like for a sport,
- 1:19:21bro. Somebody's like some somebody who like fucking goes there. It can't be
- 1:19:26hard to find a fucking porn stars. I'm not talking about a fucking porn
- 1:19:30star. Did you hear what I'm saying. I'm talking about somebody that fucking
- 1:19:32goes to these clubs. Like, it's not porn stars. It's not pornstars
- 1:19:35that go in there. It's like fools like Felipe and his wife look like
- 1:19:39you know, it's like a fucking oh, there's like a fucking hello,
- 1:19:42fat food with the with the with the white wife, or like a two
- 1:19:45or hell of fight, hell of fat white guy with the wife with the
- 1:19:47white wife, and they're going in there to switch it up type of ship.
- 1:19:50Like that's because you know how I know because there used to be a
- 1:19:54spot outside of three three three Live where they used to do this sash that
- 1:19:58we used to go to before. And every time it would be ending,
- 1:20:00there would be buses they would drop off like couples, and they would go
- 1:20:03in through another entrance and the security guard person that worked there told me,
- 1:20:08he's like in that floor, there's like beds everywhere, like and it's people
- 1:20:13stay there and it's just and I remember every time there would be some on
- 1:20:15the other side of the building where you would come out of the sage.
- 1:20:17Sometimes they would be condoms on the sidewalk. Dude Will told me about this
- 1:20:21one party. Then he went to a party off a fucking off er up
- 1:20:25and it was obviously a sex party. He said on the mic. Food.
- 1:20:28Oh, he said, it's crazy like that, dude, where's there's
- 1:20:30just on the bed, just on the bed. Yeah, it's like a
- 1:20:34fuck fest, Like it literally a whole fuck fest and people swing and that
- 1:20:39just that's just just wild to me. And I remember I asked him.
- 1:20:42I was like, what kind of people are in there? He was like,
- 1:20:44it's mostly whites. He was like, and I was like, man,
- 1:20:46that is that's a that's a trip. Bro. Got to be in
- 1:20:49their jeans, right, this is the jeans right, they're naterally conquis stares.
- 1:20:54You know what I'm saying. They're trying to conquer everybody's wife too.
- 1:20:56They're like, give me some of that. I need some of that need.
- 1:20:59Some of this has to be in their geens. I think about it
- 1:21:01because it is. He's like, why is it always white people? It
- 1:21:03is always white people? Like as a Mexican, Mexicans are really swingers.
- 1:21:06I'm pretty sure if you go to Mexico. The swinger. The swinger.
- 1:21:09We're too jealous food. We don't even like we have a problem with it
- 1:21:12is going to church, yeah, bro, like no, but like we're
- 1:21:15just too jealous over there, bro. Swingers may be slaves to jeans.
- 1:21:19Dunt dun dum. Oh damn, I've never heard of this before. I
- 1:21:25pull up an article of a serf gate. Swingers may be slaves the genes
- 1:21:30scientists find promiscuous sex, fucking ads balls, lack key brain function, link
- 1:21:38to monogamy. Damn, it is in the gene. I told you it
- 1:21:41has to when it was a sli and she's a sly. I think it's
- 1:21:43in her genius. Like you know, you know where you can for sure
- 1:21:45find like eighty percent swingers go to a Burt Christler show. That's just literally
- 1:21:51his audience, bro fools, that will will literally be like our pineapple shirts,
- 1:21:56pineapple fucking hats, pineapple shorts to let the whole world know that I
- 1:22:00want to see my wife get fucked by somebody else. And I think Burt
- 1:22:02Kreisler is funny type of shit, Like literally this is literally what they fucking
- 1:22:08I will put money on it that if you go through a Burt Chreisler show
- 1:22:11and you do. We do the interviews that we did for the High Hunger
- 1:22:14Show. Hey, let me ask you a question this, this, and
- 1:22:15that. I'm sure that it'd be like, Hey, if you ever let
- 1:22:17your wife swimming, you get eighty percent. You're telling me if I went
- 1:22:20to a Burke Chrisler show, we Pineapple T shirt, I'm walking out there
- 1:22:25with a couple. Yeah, that's crazy. Or somebody's gonna come knocking at
- 1:22:30your door and all this stuff. It's an upside it's an upside down,
- 1:22:33right yeah, straight up, Yeah, it would be some crazy ass stuff
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- 1:23:45Who do you think has the euro? Who's in and now? Because after
- 1:23:48France, I'm like, I'm not, yeah, pretty much in it.
- 1:23:53I don't want to say. I think, uh, England place today,
- 1:23:58England Okay, okay, England today at twelve versus Netherlands. You know what,
- 1:24:02I'm gonna put my money on the Netherlands to take it all. Can
- 1:24:05never put my money in Thetherands because dogs, so I got it, oh
- 1:24:10man and dog it was never it was never a dude. I hate those
- 1:24:14yellow orange jerseys. Dog. That fool that fell Pelon, I don't even
- 1:24:16remember his name Robbie or Robbie or something like that. Fuck that fool to
- 1:24:19this day, homie, that what's kind of good? What about like Copa
- 1:24:23America? Who you got in the Coaminica? Who's in it? I heard
- 1:24:26Argentina still in the right. Did they win? So it's Argentina. They
- 1:24:30beat Canada to zero? Right, Hey shot to Canada, dog, Come
- 1:24:34on, bro, I mean yeah they made it up there. Yeah,
- 1:24:38I mean, fuck your politics, but shout the Canadians. No, it's
- 1:24:41why Columbia to day, dog, Why Columbia. That's a good game.
- 1:24:45That's a good game. Is good. I mean they've been world cat they've
- 1:24:49been world chaps, they've been champs. Is a good team. Columbia played
- 1:24:54pretty good against I forgot who they played. They played Brazil. They beat
- 1:25:00the They were fucking press in Brazil the whole game. Dude. I was
- 1:25:02surprised to see Brazil, man, Like what happened to you guys? I
- 1:25:06watched it is reel on Instagram because and I was on my Explore page and
- 1:25:12I saw real the Columbia Brazil game. Fat asses, fat asses all day,
- 1:25:17donald dog, bro. It was just real. Some guy just went
- 1:25:24to the game and was just recording and cool there and I cleased on it
- 1:25:26because I thought it was for the game kind I was like, what's this
- 1:25:28about? And he was just recording like girls with like Columbian T shirts and
- 1:25:31nice ass, and I was like, man, that is the game to
- 1:25:34go to all the cuties, Columbia, Brazil, Q Fest, qu Fest
- 1:25:40just like butt Fast, just like Switzerland, and and and uh and uh
- 1:25:45where was the other country? Beautiful? Sweden? I know Sweden when they
- 1:25:49always say when you go to Sweden, the females beautiful. Yeah, they're
- 1:25:54like very Nordic. Yeah. And I don't know, man White, I
- 1:26:00guess I don't love that ship. It's not talking about soccer, food about
- 1:26:06soccer. Dog. Who's gonna take the euro Cup? Do you know who's
- 1:26:10in the eurocupliminated and they get beat? Well, that's America. I have
- 1:26:19not been keeping up with the EuroCup just to cope America. By the way,
- 1:26:25I do want to tell you guys that are on the Patreon please hit
- 1:26:28me up for your boxes your July boxes. Hit me up if you're on
- 1:26:30one hundred dollars Patreon tier, upgrade your tier if you want to. I
- 1:26:33just added more of those available also for the merch tier. I got those
- 1:26:39available as well. That I'm wearing next month's hat, which is August,
- 1:26:43and I already got the other ones made already. I'm gonna give you guys
- 1:26:45a sneak peek. We're good at go. We got other months ready to
- 1:26:48go to after fucking August September. Dog got the fucking foot locker joint,
- 1:26:54but we don't smoke the same that fool's blazing it dog and Dog what's after
- 1:26:59a fucking August? Oh? Wait on September? Got the other one going
- 1:27:03on? Bro, Come on, Dog, houcking you motherfuckers up. Dog,
- 1:27:08don't fucking sleep hooking you guys up with the merch already get it.
- 1:27:13I'm getting prepared, Bro. You guys are getting hooked up all every month.
- 1:27:16Bro, every fucking month, thin swart it for you guys, gift
- 1:27:21every month. Do we got a live show working for you guys too as
- 1:27:26well. Yeah, we got a live show in the works as well.
- 1:27:28And we also got a night market that I'm I'm scheduling with Bart's Barbecue,
- 1:27:31so and I'm gonna need vendors for that. So if you're interested in vending,
- 1:27:35if you guys have If you guys need to have stuff, you guys
- 1:27:38need to resell you guys, you guys have a booth or something like that,
- 1:27:41let me know, because I have limited space on booths. We're gonna
- 1:27:44do indoor and outdoor. I definitely need some real security. Almost it's almost
- 1:27:48anything you want. Oh yeah, where's that JoJo's gonna be there. He's
- 1:27:54not gonna be worried about shit. I'm gonna have fucking everything and any and
- 1:27:57anything on the table. Tommy gonna be there. There's gonna be a lot
- 1:28:01of a lot of different stuff up there. So so if you want a
- 1:28:04vendor, yeah, if you're a vendor, just let me know, like
- 1:28:08seriously, let me know. You're gonna be able to We're gonna give you
- 1:28:11a deal. Trust me. You get to kick with us. Obviously,
- 1:28:15it's gonna be a night market too, so it's gonna be it's gonna be
- 1:28:17good during the nighttime. It's not gonna be hot, it's gonna be chill.
- 1:28:20Might get definitely gonna get some food. So see Minus is gonna get
- 1:28:25pisty. They make camels. That's hilarious. Yeah, man, So yeah,
- 1:28:30when are both of these cups in the same category. Yeah, no,
- 1:28:33no, no, no, no, at the same time, it's
- 1:28:34the same you know, I thought you med some time. Yeah, I
- 1:28:36know. It's obviously the euro Cup and then uh there was an Asian Cup
- 1:28:40too. There was an Asian Cup too. Is there at the same time?
- 1:28:44Is going on right now? Yeah? Japan was pretty up there.
- 1:28:46I don't know they're still up there. And I wish, I wish I
- 1:28:48would Japan be going hard bro when it comes to soccer, like these fools
- 1:28:51have a competition with like Korea. These was fucking whenever they fucking play.
- 1:28:57It's like, bitch, we ain't forget about the war, you know,
- 1:29:00It's like they I wondered, woo so Korea won that? Right that there
- 1:29:04was the North Korea War right with the Spoos? What do you mean Koreas
- 1:29:10South Korea? No? One wont that why there's a North christ South Korea.
- 1:29:12No, I'm talking about Korea went at it with Japan at one point.
- 1:29:16I think they did. Foo. I don't know, man I have
- 1:29:18doing World War two. They might have been, they might have interacted,
- 1:29:20but there's never been like does those schools have beef? Might But I mean,
- 1:29:26I mean, I don't know how big it was obviously, I don't
- 1:29:28think it was like I don't know, I mean we were. We were
- 1:29:32in beef with Japan. Japan has beef with the Chinese two since back in
- 1:29:36the day. One of the most significant issues is the Japanese colonization of Korea
- 1:29:44that began with the Japan Dashed Korea Treaty of nineteen ten and ended with the
- 1:29:49surrender of Japan at the end of World War Two. Korea Peninsula and the
- 1:29:55Japan are separated by the Sea of Japan. There you go see that.
- 1:30:00I knew there was some beef there. And then those schools get them don't
- 1:30:03get along with the Chinese too, because the Chinese try to take over Japan.
- 1:30:09That's what the whole history of Showgun is. Those like well not not
- 1:30:13specifically that one, but those swoits were beefing it cause like Genghis con try
- 1:30:16to take over all these ships. Bro, and these fools have had like
- 1:30:18fucking I don't know, they had like clans of like thirty samurais fucking all
- 1:30:25these fools up. There's a lot of blood shit dog like from when I
- 1:30:28see like this time, when I go back in February, I'm gonna go
- 1:30:30back to see these temples, like these historic Gus temples. I mean,
- 1:30:33I'm gonna get away from the city, but I'm gonna go see the temples,
- 1:30:36like for sure, bro, Like I want to see like where Samurai
- 1:30:40stood. How crazy that shit is. Like I've been to a few parks
- 1:30:44where there are these places, like there's videos you see them, have log
- 1:30:45I think in this last one you see you see me go in the actual
- 1:30:48park and you see me filming sideware say you can't film and you gotta you
- 1:30:54gotta record at the suicide park. Nah, I respect the dead. Who
- 1:30:58I can't. I cannot. I cannot mock exploit the dead, bro,
- 1:31:00just because of this answer. Look where Jake Paul's at because of that.
- 1:31:03That was such a big he almost got canceled because of that, bro.
- 1:31:06Like and he's white, you can, like white people get forgiven for getting
- 1:31:10canceled. Like I'm brown, Bro, they can't wait to get with him.
- 1:31:13I never even got started, but definitely want to go. I would
- 1:31:15go. I would definitely go respectfully. But I'm not gonna fucking mock or
- 1:31:19make fun of the dead bro. Like that's kind of fucked up. I
- 1:31:23didn't say shut out to your dead sister. Yeah, exactly, thank you.
- 1:31:27Okay, but I'm not I'm not exploded. That was that was on
- 1:31:30It's an accident, but damn happen. You will never forget that. We
- 1:31:35will never let you live out with that. We don't smoke the same moment.
- 1:31:38That was one. We don't smoke the same Yeah, that was so
- 1:31:43funny. Yeah that's crazy that. That's crazy. Bro, there's I didn't
- 1:31:46know all that crazy history. Shout out to three Eyes forgetting me that game.
- 1:31:49I started playing it yesterday because I just passed out of war. So
- 1:31:53now I'm fucking just beating the samurai mo just straight out like just fucking chopping
- 1:31:58foods in half dog straight up. Didn't you go? Didn't you go?
- 1:32:04Didn't you go out of town this meeting? No? I kicked it,
- 1:32:08just kicked it. Would you say, hung out with your girl? Right?
- 1:32:11Yeah? I don't. I don't like doing nothing on fourth of July
- 1:32:13week because d why that year not that year? And cry you cry year
- 1:32:17priory year. No, it sounds weird, It sounds weird, but like
- 1:32:20for some reason, my family or me and my sister, we all kind
- 1:32:25of like, for some reason, every time on fourth of July. So
- 1:32:27like that's the year that like she got an accident, her finger got chopped
- 1:32:30off. My mom always says's just chilling fourth to July. No, no,
- 1:32:33don't go out there trying to do you think that was like I don't
- 1:32:36know, it just seems like it's bad. Omen you think that was like
- 1:32:40America punishing you guys? See, I never thought about it like that.
- 1:32:43Like it's like you think, do you think freedom comes with out the price?
- 1:32:47Fucking Uncle Sam's exavier? You want to be podcaster out here? What
- 1:32:51you can go and throw my way? Uncle Sam just whipped it out on
- 1:32:55you on fourth of July. You really want to stay food like that?
- 1:32:59That's literally he said. One year, Like one year we were on vacation,
- 1:33:01right, so my parents were like, oh, so let's go to
- 1:33:04Mexico for that year. Why do we lose all our passports in the river
- 1:33:10in the river you had to cross back in the river, was stuck in
- 1:33:13Mexico for two weeks. We got to get a new one. It's that
- 1:33:15thing where my mom's like, just stay home, say it. And I'm
- 1:33:18just at that age where I'm like, this day you're cursed. Yeah,
- 1:33:21on this day, I'm cursed. Is just chilling forth to July like I'll
- 1:33:25drink, I'll chill, but I'm not even trying to drive. I'm not
- 1:33:27trying to like I'll go, but I'm not very like relax. I don't
- 1:33:30know, I'm not superstitious. Baby, Let's stay home. Yeah, baby,
- 1:33:33let's stay home. But I'm not superstitious. But like on the real
- 1:33:36like it's the only week in room, Like I don't need to go out,
- 1:33:39Like it's this mother that fireworks, Like I'm not lying on firework for
- 1:33:42sure, on fortunes, my hand's gonna go. But nah, it's a
- 1:33:45year where I just feel fortunely is lit. Oh. I thought the hood
- 1:33:48was broke until like fourth of July came around, and then motherfucker's got all
- 1:33:51this money to spend on fireworks. Dog, fireworks ain't cheap. Dog,
- 1:33:56They're not fucking cheap. Two hundred dollars here, four hundred dollars, your
- 1:34:00fool, My black neighbors who fucking live across the street. Dog, these
- 1:34:03fools, they fucking smoke swishes all day in the front. Sometimes I'd be
- 1:34:06smoking in the front. Two these fools. I've never seen them do anything
- 1:34:10dog like nothing. They just kicking inside the house all day. These motherfuckers
- 1:34:15had the most fireworks and I'm just like I'm talking about the front yard was
- 1:34:19covered in empty fucking boxes and I'm just like, Yo, where the fuck
- 1:34:24did all this money come from? Bro? I was like, I know,
- 1:34:26y'all need to repair this fence. This house needs some work, Like
- 1:34:30I wouldn't, Bro. It's priorities. That's what I hate about. Like
- 1:34:32the bro like you'll see these healthouts outside backwards, yeah, backwards, you
- 1:34:36say this hel outs outside, but like the fence don't work, and he's
- 1:34:40donna set like what are we doing? The law? The law is horrible.
- 1:34:43But the cars got armroll way makes no sense. Like he's gonna set
- 1:34:46like how why is your fence broken? But you got big Like I'm talking
- 1:34:51like I'm talking about Like I'm just like these fools don't even cut the grass.
- 1:34:55So I'm just like, come on, dog like, and I'm talking
- 1:34:59about. The sidewalk had two tables of this ship bro in the front of
- 1:35:02it. Like I'm just like, holy fucking ship. This is at least
- 1:35:06fucking at least fucking a couple. GE's dog like nice fireworks, Yeah,
- 1:35:12like fucking five plus over five G's dog, because I know these boxes cost
- 1:35:16handlo much and I'm just like, holy fucking ship, these are flex now
- 1:35:20here. I can't know why now that you said, it's been a long
- 1:35:23time since I've been to a fireworks stand. You think they're accepting EBT now?
- 1:35:28No, but you could. You could people use that as a scam.
- 1:35:30Bro. They fucking flip that money. I see it at a marketplace
- 1:35:33all the time. Somebody's like, yo, trying to flip this and like
- 1:35:36that. Like what you said though, Like if I have fireworks and I'm
- 1:35:40like fireworks in front of my house, it's because I want people to see
- 1:35:43my house, like look, look, look my house is nice. Look
- 1:35:45at my lawn. I have a shitty house. The last thing I want
- 1:35:46to do is a lot of fireworks outside of it and show people like how
- 1:35:49shitting my fences? Yeah? That dirty? My car is? Yeah that
- 1:35:54is It's fucking crazy man, like all that like that, and then I
- 1:35:58gotta worry about my car being hit or something like that. You know what
- 1:36:00I found out though, You know I know this fact fact the only residential
- 1:36:06home to have a firework permit is Hugh Hefner's house. Oh that's why they
- 1:36:11go harder, the only one that they're allowed to. Like. I have
- 1:36:14a few of my famous homie that has homies that I'm not going to drop
- 1:36:16the name that told me that those parties on the fourth of July there.
- 1:36:19Yeah, he I can verify this from a few people that I'm like,
- 1:36:24Damn man, that is some player ship. I've told you right that you
- 1:36:27get to lose your hearing much viagra? Yeah, you told me. You
- 1:36:30mentioned that worth it Can that happen with bluetoo? Yeah, that's that's the
- 1:36:35same ingredient, not like to add has the same active ingredient. It's not
- 1:36:43the same though, But yeah, you can lose your hearing. It's worth.
- 1:36:47Hey, would you fight a stud if if was trying to if it
- 1:36:51was trying to hit you? But if this was wearking in Jersey w n
- 1:36:57b A staties. Let me tell your story, man, oh dog,
- 1:37:00the story is crazy. I don't put the camera on me, fucking fucking
- 1:37:05uh Yeah. I think I think like you could take a stud Xaber could
- 1:37:13for sure take a look. Take a stud. Who do you think will
- 1:37:15win everybody? Exaber or a stud? Let me tell you, homie.
- 1:37:18This ain't no fucking lie either. So I E d C. Yeah,
- 1:37:23they it's Sunday, Sunday, obviously, the last day Dog, and I'm
- 1:37:26at the Mesa. It's where they it's there, you're good. Yeah,
- 1:37:28yeah, it's uh so it's I gotta tell your story brought up. So
- 1:37:31it's E d C. Day three, Sunday, the last day. I
- 1:37:35partied all weekend and uh, I'm at the Mesa and this is like the
- 1:37:40after party. They're chilling and uh, at this time, my girls there
- 1:37:43and it's the last day. So she's gonna She's like, I'm gonna stay
- 1:37:45the whole time with you, just because she used to just wand be like
- 1:37:47I'm tired, I'm not keeping up with you. Go to sleep. I'm
- 1:37:49like, I'm gonna wait it out where they're chilling, Dog. And at
- 1:37:53one point one of her friend comes over and uh, she introduced me to
- 1:37:59her friend. Okay, and then one of her dude, like a dude
- 1:38:00comes over and I'm like interest and I shake that fool's hand and he's like
- 1:38:04she was short, yeah, had pink hair and had his and had and
- 1:38:09had nail and had his nails painted. I'm like, okay, cool,
- 1:38:12I'm assuming he's a gay. I'm like, oh, what's up, dude,
- 1:38:13Hey, nice to meet you. You have fun And I was like,
- 1:38:15yeah, I had a great time. Who was your favorite set?
- 1:38:16And cool? Cool? And then I was smoking weed. I don't even
- 1:38:18interact at all, chilling, and then he's kind of like not hitting on
- 1:38:26my girl, but he's talking to my girl. But like I said,
- 1:38:28he's got pink care, he's short, and he's got his nails painted.
- 1:38:30Okay, so I'm like whatever, like he's gay, like whatever, he's
- 1:38:32probably hitting on my girl. He's not. He's talking to my girl,
- 1:38:34Like I'm not assuming. I'm just like he's talking her, so he's like
- 1:38:38he's gay, probably just talking. So to find out that this fool was
- 1:38:41hitting on my girl, my girl was like, dude, this fool was
- 1:38:43hitting on me, but I thought he was gay. His hair was painting
- 1:38:45and shit, and I was kind of upset because I was like, bro,
- 1:38:47like I told you that was my girl, Like that was fun.
- 1:38:49In my head, I was like, that's fucked up. But I didn't
- 1:38:51even think he was straight. So my dumb ass faut for thinking that.
- 1:38:55Fast forward like two weeks later, find out that it was a training It
- 1:38:59used to be a girl dog. A girl was hitting on my girl looking
- 1:39:01like a dude in disguise, in disguise. Damn. I was like,
- 1:39:06what the fuck? Because I was like she was because my girl was like,
- 1:39:10hey, remember that that person that you thought we thought we were gay,
- 1:39:14but then we found out that he was kind of hitting on me.
- 1:39:15Well, to top it off, it used to be a girl. How
- 1:39:18did how did how did uh? How did she know that she followed him
- 1:39:23on Instagram? Oh? Because her friend? Because my girl, I would
- 1:39:27her friends. It's like, wait if I see you following this thing because
- 1:39:29my girl Because my girl was like, hey, your friend was hitting on
- 1:39:32me? Is he he gay? And he's like, why would you think
- 1:39:34he's name? Like, he's got pink hair and his nails are painting.
- 1:39:36I was like, well, to top it off, he's he used to
- 1:39:39be a girl man in mind, I'm like, if you're if you're like
- 1:39:42trying to pick up on dudes, why do you have pink hare? You're
- 1:39:44trying to pick up on girls? Why do you have pink care and your
- 1:39:45nails are painted? Damn? Bro? And I was like throwing undercover brother
- 1:39:51over brother, dude for real hitting on my girl too. No shame too
- 1:39:56if I ever squared up. But no, oh he did look like a
- 1:40:00dude. That's the thing. I don't know why everything I think, Oh
- 1:40:05he ended up chopping his tits off or her tits off, whatever, I
- 1:40:09don't know. I had no more because I didn't know. I was like,
- 1:40:12how much of a training is he? He was like, oh,
- 1:40:14I was like, he chopped his he chopped his dick, He put dick
- 1:40:16on you And she's like, no, not that much. But she took
- 1:40:19off the big slobber knockers. Damn, that's crazy. Bro. And man.
- 1:40:26The other day we were a bike riding bro, and there was like
- 1:40:30we were there food. Everybody literally could not Like I don't know who would
- 1:40:34fucking they had to be fake. Bro. This girl was on a bike
- 1:40:39and it was like this Asian lady but she had like when I'm not lying
- 1:40:45to you, bro. She wasn't riding with us. She was in little
- 1:40:46Tokyo and like when I'm not lying to you food, she had some massive
- 1:40:53fucking tits dog. But I'm talking about when I say watermeiling status where I'm
- 1:40:59just like dude riding a bike. You said, yes, like riding a
- 1:41:01fucking or a scooter. I think it was. But every but there was
- 1:41:04one fool that pointed it out, you know what I mean. So everybody
- 1:41:06turned around because and and every and everybody was like, dude, what the
- 1:41:11fuck? Bro, Like, who the fuck gets them that big? But
- 1:41:14like, bro, it was just exaggerated, and I'm just like, dude,
- 1:41:18that person for sure is gonna have some fucking some buy some back problems.
- 1:41:23Dog, they have mental health, they have mental issues. Like you
- 1:41:27think you think you think when you when it's something that big, it's not
- 1:41:30natural, right, because what's the been that biggest natural tit size big food?
- 1:41:33But like the zeber, I don't I'm not exaggerating, bro. Like
- 1:41:38they look like a fucking just like a watermelon. Bro Like, and I
- 1:41:43was everybody was just like what the fuck. And then just like but we're
- 1:41:46just like, dude, if she falls as over breast cancer, you can
- 1:41:50get you canna get breast cancer from like getting hit in the tear. Right,
- 1:41:53these are supposed to be natural bigger than that. Yeah, like those
- 1:41:58are small you're saying those are those were like half of that? I'm telling
- 1:42:02you, dog, Like I'm look, these are natural right here, and
- 1:42:06you're telling me they're bigger than those I've seen those like I've seen those like
- 1:42:10I feel like I'm talking about this was like I've never seen King Kong titties
- 1:42:15like that, where it was just like the whole bike crew is not not
- 1:42:18not not appealing, right, no, no, not at all. Nobody
- 1:42:21was looking at it with a boner. Everybody was just like yo, except
- 1:42:26like everybody was just like, whoa, this that's kind of freaky, bro,
- 1:42:29Like what would you why would you even get it that big? Like?
- 1:42:32And then I'm like, how do you find a tank top that big?
- 1:42:35Yeah? Apparently she was rocking one, But then it made sense because
- 1:42:40she was she was rocking a sweater, but the sweater wouldn't zip all the
- 1:42:44way up, and I thought she was just trying to show off. But
- 1:42:45then I thought about it later, I'm just like, she probably can't,
- 1:42:49so it's probably just like a real problem dog, King Kong titties dog,
- 1:42:55Because what's the biggest tit size? Hip? H? What is it?
- 1:43:00I is there? I j's the biggest letter, three eyes, double m's.
- 1:43:06That's that's gotta be big, bro. If you're a couple M and
- 1:43:11M bro, like if you're if there's something like an am bro Yeah no,
- 1:43:16but that ship was fucking crazy though, bro, Like you could get
- 1:43:19you could knock somebody out throwing that titty on you, just like all right
- 1:43:23here here it is here, it is here. It is. As mentioned
- 1:43:26above, a cup size double D and larger and a band size of forty
- 1:43:31or larger is copies as a plus size bra. Therefore, a few cup
- 1:43:35sizes double D, triple D, E F, G, h I or
- 1:43:41K D. There's K yes, there's K with the required band size you
- 1:43:46need to shop for plus sized bras. There's K Dog, the famous Japanese
- 1:43:53porn star. Her name is her, you know, her porn surname is
- 1:43:57htmy j cup damn jacobs a full portinals on a whole other level in uh
- 1:44:04in Japan Dog. Not that I saw it over there, but like me
- 1:44:06and my girl walking to every store and then like we you know, especially
- 1:44:11we're going to the book ops. So we were just like looking and on
- 1:44:13stuff, and I'm like, yo, you walk through the adult section and
- 1:44:15I was pulling them out, you know, Like she was looking at some
- 1:44:17of them too, like she's like, go this is some crazy shit.
- 1:44:20Foh, there'd be like there's like a whole section for like forced full type
- 1:44:26of pornals like or fools are in there with a mask, they have a
- 1:44:29gun to the bitch's head and all the show. I was just like,
- 1:44:30Yo, what them fuck like? And like one it's weird because you don't
- 1:44:34know if it's consensual not like no, the girls crying and ship and I'm
- 1:44:39just like, oh, this is fucked up, like simulated action, simulated
- 1:44:44our word. Yeah, And I was just like, yeah, that's some
- 1:44:46crazy ship. And then there was like some of the ones that I saw
- 1:44:49in there. It was just like uh like in like in the Wonder,
- 1:44:53like I went up there and about the pocket bussies and then uh and and
- 1:44:57uh my girl couldn't come up there, so like I was up there,
- 1:45:00there was like, uh there was like by the technical one. Yeah,
- 1:45:03by the technical ones, there was like pornoals of like girls that like were
- 1:45:06painted and they were used the technical ones. Speaking of tentacles, everybody make
- 1:45:12sure you guys wish Chili a happy birthday this week because it is her birthday
- 1:45:16coming up. And she said, no, tentacles only anime. Yeah,
- 1:45:20only Animeles. Go buy some stuff at her shop milli dot com or something
- 1:45:26like that. Sorry for I sucking it up. Go buy some artworks she
- 1:45:28got throw pass canvases, all around work. Yeah, go support, buy
- 1:45:30an asshole pin of her asshole. Uh funny is literally, dude, I
- 1:45:35like people like people buy them or pins, and I think people think it's
- 1:45:39a rasshole. I would think it is. I'm not gonna lie if I'm
- 1:45:40buying some girls mirror and started painting there. Yeah, I'm just assuming we
- 1:45:46will have a asshole. Yeah, but yeah, but make sure. Yeah.
- 1:45:50Salute and happy early birthday to Chili. When is it the Saturday Saturday?
- 1:45:56Yeah, happy birthday, Chili, Happy early birthday. Thank you for
- 1:46:00all the hard work you do. Will bought it, dude, Hey send
- 1:46:04me that for the Patreon. No, send me that one for the Patreon
- 1:46:09for thee hundred dollars. Hey, the fucking Hawk tour girl has been blowing
- 1:46:15up. Huh bro, she's killing it. Good for her. And then
- 1:46:17she got she was all mad. She did she defied all the rumors.
- 1:46:20Oh yeah, not a teacher. She's like super country. Well she's gonna
- 1:46:26get on the ovon trust. She's gonna bone theovan. Thank you for beating
- 1:46:30me to it. And then the next episode he's like, so I bone
- 1:46:34the hot too, girl. I could see them as a couple though.
- 1:46:39I could see them as a couple, like for real, like bullshitting aside,
- 1:46:42I can see them actually, Like I think I think she's it.
- 1:46:46I think she's it. Is the one that would that. I could definitely
- 1:46:49see that if we if we, if we foresee that, that would be
- 1:46:53great. Apparently it's the l A f C getting today. I didn't even
- 1:46:56know. Oh yeah, I got post. I mean the one on Sunday.
- 1:46:58Got I guess weather in Texas. It's the hurricane going out there,
- 1:47:01bro, like that. Yeah, I reposted. Somebody who was like this
- 1:47:05was like, honestly, bro, at that point when he's like he posted,
- 1:47:10he's like surviving the hurricane and like he posted the prop bad. I
- 1:47:13was just like, what, didn't even posting nothing, bro, I'm fucking
- 1:47:15scared. There's a hurricane destroying my town. Stage five fuck though, but
- 1:47:19thank you for the repost. But imagine imagine flying out for a soccer game
- 1:47:26and now you're stuck in a fucking tornado in a hurricane. Fucking crisis.
- 1:47:30At least he came LAC members out the right or they got out or they
- 1:47:33they got out. But stage five, hurricane, Bro, that would be
- 1:47:41I hate when they put it in a category because I'm sure it could get
- 1:47:44worse. Why is stage five and the highest they could get? What?
- 1:47:47I don't know why there's in ten? You know, it's because we don't
- 1:47:49know. We don't know. Whatever. Whatever they project is what they you
- 1:47:55know, what, what they anticipate, But nine times out of ten what
- 1:47:58ends up happening is is on some real ship ten times worse food. Like
- 1:48:03like people didn't know about Katrina. People they said it was gonna be stage
- 1:48:08three, and then when that motherfucker showed up, was like stage five,
- 1:48:11bitch, and this shit started wrecking everything. Honestly, Bro, I'm kind
- 1:48:15of I'm not kind of, but I'm really thankful that we on this coast.
- 1:48:18We do deal with a lot of other ship, but we don't have
- 1:48:21to deal with that. I mean, yeah, at any moment, at
- 1:48:24any moment, I do feel like that the big one will hit, you
- 1:48:27know what I mean, And when it does, it will probably will be
- 1:48:29devastating. Bro. I will definitely say that there will be a lot of
- 1:48:31buildings in skid row that will collapse hopefully, but nonetheless, you know what
- 1:48:36I'm saying, I'm playing, But nonetheless they're It's funny because we probably wouldn't
- 1:48:42you wouldn't probably be alive to see the you know, I don't know.
- 1:48:45You just need a couple of things. Well, you think of you think
- 1:48:47in the Big One we're dying. What why you think we're dying in the
- 1:48:51Big If we're if I think we're all wiped out food, No, nah,
- 1:48:57If we're like the big earthquake and ship, it's expected to be like
- 1:49:00what at ten point something, Right, it's supposed to be the biggest thinging
- 1:49:04and the last the last one that was that big was in Northwage and it
- 1:49:08sucked up a lot of shit. Right, But there's one that's been like
- 1:49:11weighting. Here's the thing, here's for like three hundred years, dude,
- 1:49:14the one race talking about the Big One. When the Big One happens parentheses,
- 1:49:17we're supposed to separate from America from the mainland. We're gonna become an
- 1:49:24island. That technically what they say that earthquake should do. If that happens,
- 1:49:28that's when the tsunami happens, and that is when the water will literally
- 1:49:31take over. La. We could drown you know what you're like, the
- 1:49:34water won't get here when Mother nature is fucking around. Mother rain sure can
- 1:49:39do. There's a lot of ship that is gonna stand in the way.
- 1:49:41Though. We're not that far from the water, dog, We're not that
- 1:49:44yeah, but there's a lot of things in the way though, tuly like
- 1:49:45like like mathematically, we're twelve miles from the ocean. Where if there's a
- 1:49:51if there's a main tsunami, like a real one, like a big one,
- 1:49:55not like the one like I'm talking like catastrophe, yeah, we're fucked
- 1:49:59like if big, if a big meteor hits the water and there's a tsunami,
- 1:50:03because that meteor we not might be safe. Towl miles is nothing to
- 1:50:08like mother nature. Nothing. How far did the tsunami and Fiji go?
- 1:50:13That's not a castistastrophe, that was just it. What are you talking about?
- 1:50:15That's just a regular I'm talking like like like a big like right now
- 1:50:18on time, big one Like Okay, did you hear what I said?
- 1:50:21When that big earthquake happens, California is supposed to be its own island.
- 1:50:26But we don't know that these are just projected Dodds. That's what I'm saying.
- 1:50:29When that earthquake happens, they're say it's overdue. When now when a
- 1:50:30big one, like they say, when it's supposed to happen, it's supposed
- 1:50:33to literally make California to an island two hundred and fifty miles shit where it
- 1:50:43started developing. But you know, counting that shit when it that shit is
- 1:50:46almost halfway to Vegas food. Oh no, no, no, no,
- 1:50:48no, no, he wants to know how deep it went in. Yeah,
- 1:50:54Like, that's what I'm saying. If there's no way that's just gonna
- 1:50:56be all the way to Vegas and ship there wouldn't be all the way to
- 1:51:00I guess I would say because of the of the valleys. You said Fuji,
- 1:51:02right, and yeah Fiji or whatever. Yeah, yeah, that shit
- 1:51:08is crazy. I mean, okay, when it's like something, when if
- 1:51:12it's the big one. But like, honestly, they're been talking about like
- 1:51:14a ten point something for a while. I think we'll survive a ten point
- 1:51:16something like okay, okay, So the tsunami in Indonesia two thousand and four,
- 1:51:24three miles a ship, we'd be cool. And that ship who was
- 1:51:28kind of traffic though it was it was huge. I'm not I'm not down
- 1:51:31playing. Waves reached one hundred and sixty seven feet. Come on, dog,
- 1:51:36all right, So that's all Santa Monica, Bye Ballibu bye for sure
- 1:51:41some of Coober City and that's about it, because your houses is going to
- 1:51:45be cheaping. And when they said it got to three miles, that means
- 1:51:48the little one it got it got to three miles. The waves that the
- 1:51:51three miles were not that big. The bays were. The waves were probably
- 1:51:55like a mile one maybe mile two. Still some fucking crazy. This is
- 1:51:58why we need like a transformer. Like if we had transformers, we could
- 1:52:01like reinforce this ship where the government is building the wrong thing. Bro.
- 1:52:05I'm telling you man, if we just made like our own mental gears,
- 1:52:09our own transformers, I help the government's listening to this stop saying that xge
- 1:52:16I want them to build fucking transformers. That's why not because of other reasons.
- 1:52:21Yeah, but but I'm saying is you can, fucking you can.
- 1:52:26You can you can build a transformer, dog, Like I think if we
- 1:52:30build the transformer, like if we had the optimist prime crew clean up the
- 1:52:33city, like lift up all these buildings and stuff. Our AI ain't there.
- 1:52:36I would have to be very smart. Our A I ain't there.
- 1:52:40It's getting there. Who have you seen the AI is quitting? Like AI
- 1:52:43is like, Man, I'm tired. You just you just build me to
- 1:52:45work there? Giving up? Dog, They're they're they're giving up. They're
- 1:52:51ready. Well, they're definitely not. They're they're making it's not working that
- 1:52:57long. Yeah, they're they're not. They're not making them. They like
- 1:53:00they make them with the consciousness. So like food, these fools are learning
- 1:53:03from from from us. They see They're like, how come my coworker gets
- 1:53:06to clock out, but I gotta work here twenty four hours a day.
- 1:53:10So the machine is saying like, well, I'm tired too, But bro,
- 1:53:14your machine, I don't know. Bro. That's the dangerous part about
- 1:53:17AI. Bro. You have to Yeah, there has to be like a
- 1:53:20like a frequency gun that allows you to kill it, because that shit's gonna
- 1:53:27be that shit's gonna become too conscious, like and it's gonna ask for rights.
- 1:53:30We've talked about this. It's gonna ask for rights. It's gonna ask
- 1:53:32for like that's when you have to kill it. Though, Bro, we're
- 1:53:36not about to go hal We're not about to have We're not about to have
- 1:53:40a civil rights movement for some fucking robots. Bro, you just turn that
- 1:53:43bitches off. You know, there's some liberal that's already that's already protesting for
- 1:53:47the rights of robots. He's already making a poster right now in What's Hollywood
- 1:53:51that he wants rights for robots because you don't think it's fair that a testa
- 1:53:56has to drive you to Vegas without taking a break. It's horrible. Yeah,
- 1:54:00no, I'm I'm fucking robots need reparations. It's fucking coming dog.
- 1:54:09Yeah. That's what's funny is America will give it to them before they give
- 1:54:12it to black people because they don't have to give them land. Here we
- 1:54:17got robot can live in the closet. Humans gonna want like a house.
- 1:54:24Where's the mule you promised me when a Neighbraham Lincoln fucking decided today or some
- 1:54:29ship. Bro. Like fools are like really sticking to their guns about that
- 1:54:31ship. I mean, as they should, but I don't. We got
- 1:54:35no more land, g unless you guys want the lad where the Indians get
- 1:54:39the reservations at too. They don't know what that plan we're talking about so
- 1:54:43much land inhabitable land, Nah, Bro, it's all hatible. It's all
- 1:54:49if Vegas. If you've seen how far Vegas is, they can have Vegas
- 1:54:53in Vegas. You can't tell me the other parts of the country that are
- 1:54:56hot ain't doable. We don't want to, people don't want to live there.
- 1:54:59It's all you know. Have you seen the history of how long it
- 1:55:00took to make Vegas happen? But you can't tell me that that shit took
- 1:55:04decades food, not just like a little while food. It took decades,
- 1:55:08bro, for Vegas. That's why Vegas it's beautiful, it's huge. I
- 1:55:11don't expect that to be there tomorrow. But we can't say it's overpopular when
- 1:55:15at the end of the day, so much land they want us in these
- 1:55:16fifteen minute cities thirty minutes with traffic sometimes two. But like for real though,
- 1:55:21like I think there's land for when you go when you drive, you
- 1:55:25know, you drive anywhere, you should know a thing or two about landscaping,
- 1:55:28bro, And like not all land is good to build on. Like
- 1:55:30that's why they take forever to build, Like how far Vegas has come,
- 1:55:34you know, Like how now Vegas shit wasn't going like it used to be
- 1:55:39a minute before you saw anything back in the nineties. Now there's like casinos
- 1:55:43and hotels, like way before you even get into the city. And eventually
- 1:55:46it's gonna they're gonna it's gonna go all the way to the Buffalo where the
- 1:55:49old Buffalo bills what is it hotel used to be at? Did you ever
- 1:55:55go into those like when it was popping? I remember stopping into those in
- 1:55:58the nineties. Bro stopped there because my last family always needed to stop by
- 1:56:02the outlets, needed to get the cheap levis. We stop by the outlets,
- 1:56:06But you're mad because they save money. Bro, It's like, what
- 1:56:11are we stopping I lived in Lake Elsmore, there was outlets there, like
- 1:56:13me, outlets were I hated outlets. So you want the fucking ship and
- 1:56:15nobody wanted from the main store. So you're telling me outlets is the leftover
- 1:56:21stuff, last season stuff. I mean when by some New Mexico, I
- 1:56:25get it, but I didn't want to know that stuff sometimes though, Like
- 1:56:28I remember going to the outlets store of north Face and Uh in Denver,
- 1:56:31and I was like, this is fly like because I'm like, it don't
- 1:56:34matter. I was like, nobody else be getting this ship. I don't
- 1:56:38care if it's last season. That ship is hard. I'm not doing it
- 1:56:41as a competition. I mean, I'm just saying because I lived in like
- 1:56:44else from outlets, they were dope. At one moment in time, somebody
- 1:56:47said Vegas lives off the Colorado whever. How long is that gonna last?
- 1:56:51You just it just rains more, bro Like. People think like, remember
- 1:56:55what happened to Lake Mead, But then again, that shits probably drying up
- 1:56:58now. That is really hot up there with one hundred and seventeen degrees in
- 1:57:01Vegas right now, I'd love to be there, right next to a pool
- 1:57:05party drinking a fool that doesn't even sound appealable because it's food. The ship's
- 1:57:13burning food drinking. There's a fucking shade, there's a little fruit, a
- 1:57:15little food, so you can dehydrate yourself, bro, regardless, the girl
- 1:57:19working is gonna dehydrate herself. Bringing me a drink not my problem. I
- 1:57:24was Wama, tipper, who you're drinking? You're not You're not replentishing your
- 1:57:27fucking thirst, bro, You're gonna fucking die when I get to the hotel
- 1:57:30with the AC on. That's different kicking it in the act the AC room.
- 1:57:34But what I'm saying is that's that's not doable, bro. That's not
- 1:57:40like there's people in Death Valley that that they I don't know who in the
- 1:57:44right mind would go out there. Somebody mentioned that in the chat room too.
- 1:57:45They're like, somebody just died in Death Valley due to one hundred and
- 1:57:49twenty degree weather. Another was hospitalized while on a motorcycle trip. Listen,
- 1:57:54I don't know why people try to fill chase this ship drink water. Why
- 1:57:58are you white people? Yeah, yeah, straight up, bro, I
- 1:58:04wouldn't be I wouldn't be fucking around with the heat. Bro. The heat
- 1:58:08is not something you want to fuck around and find out with. I'm cool
- 1:58:13with that. Stay cool out there. Take your pets inside, you know
- 1:58:15what I mean, don't leave them in the car. I do want to
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