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DONKEY: Woman Ends Her 9-Year Relationship With Boeing 737 Plane · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Some Donkey today is just so themselves.
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  Speaker 2: I've been watching Charlotte man ready, I never heard.
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  Speaker 1: Them donkey.
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  Speaker 3: Say it again?
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  Speaker 1: Yes you are adult Charlotte Donkey of Today for Friday
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  Speaker 1: February thirteenth.
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  Speaker 4: Oh it's Friday the thirteenth. I don't care about that
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  Speaker 4: no more. I used to not anymore. It goes to
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  Speaker 4: a woman named Michelle Cobb k I think her name is.
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  Speaker 4: I'm probably pronouncing her last name wrong. Listen, man, I
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  Speaker 4: am reminded every day how hard it is for women
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  Speaker 4: to find the right partner out here. Okay, I am
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  Speaker 4: surrounded by some very very very very very very very
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  Speaker 4: very single women. Okay, I'm talking about the type of
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  Speaker 4: women that jd Vance uses to prove his childish cat
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  Speaker 4: lady point. But it's not because they don't want a man. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: it's not because they don't want to be in a relationship.
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  Speaker 4: They just can't find the man. In full disclosure, it's
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  Speaker 4: hard for me as an unk. Okay, it's hard for
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  Speaker 4: me as an unk to these women. It's hard for
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  Speaker 4: me as a brother to these women. It's hard for
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  Speaker 4: me to feel sympathy for them because I know them,
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  Speaker 4: and because I know them I can totally see why
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  Speaker 4: they're single.
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  Speaker 1: I totally understand.
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  Speaker 4: Why they can't find anyone, why nobody wants to be,
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  Speaker 4: why their relationships don't last.
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  Speaker 1: I completely understand.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, But I also can understand why women be sick
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  Speaker 4: of men. Okay, A lot of men need to go
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  Speaker 4: through the work on themselves. That's why I be stressing healing.
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  Speaker 4: I know a lot of women who refuse to even
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  Speaker 4: date a man who's not going to therapy, and I
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  Speaker 4: don't blame them, but some women like Michelle Cobka, some
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  Speaker 4: women like Michelle Cobka are going to extremes to prove
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  Speaker 4: that they don't need a man.
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  Speaker 1: See.
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  Speaker 4: Michelle Cobka has been diagnosed with objective philua. I ever
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  Speaker 4: heard of that, anybody in the room. It's when you
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  Speaker 4: develop an attraction to objects.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, because of this condition? Are you looking at me
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  Speaker 1: with that? Michelle fell in love all right?
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  Speaker 4: You know, she fell in love with and I want
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  Speaker 4: all my single friends, all my single you know what,
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  Speaker 4: nieces and sisters to listen because there's other.
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  Speaker 1: Options out here.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, Michelle fell in love with an airplane. Oh
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  Speaker 4: not just any airplane, a Boeing seven thirty seven, eight hundred.
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  Speaker 4: She says she's attracted to the plane's wings okay, the
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  Speaker 4: plane's wing lets okay, and it's thrustess.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Michelle said, the plane got a big ass cock pit.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: She carried out a long distance relationship with the airplane,
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  Speaker 4: but after nine years of flying high, the relationship has
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  Speaker 4: come crashing down because Michelle and her Boeing seven thirty
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  Speaker 4: seven eight hundred have finally broken up. I know you
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  Speaker 4: all are listening to me, and you're saying to yourself,
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  Speaker 4: uncle Charlah.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Well, if you don't believe me, Michelle was on a
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  Speaker 4: reality show with her babe, so you could listen to
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  Speaker 4: the story for yourself, let's listen.
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  Speaker 5: Michelle's love of planes is known as objective failure, and
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  Speaker 5: she's not alone. Over five thousand people worldwide are also
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  Speaker 5: in love with inanimate objects, and that's just what's been documented.
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  Speaker 5: Unable to fit one hundred and twenty nine feet and
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  Speaker 5: six inches of seven three seven into her apartment, the
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  Speaker 5: focus of Michelle's daily love is her models and the
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  Speaker 5: life size scrap parts she buys online. Michelle has spent
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  Speaker 5: some six thousand dollars on these seven three seven parts.
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  Speaker 4: You judging, okay, but when the plane starts talking dirty
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  Speaker 4: to you, saying things like, baby, I'm carrying a full
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  Speaker 4: load and the passengers are ready to disembark, ooh, you
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  Speaker 4: can talk back to the plane dirty and say, ooh, baby,
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  Speaker 4: you want your being stuffed. Listen man. Michelle said her
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  Speaker 4: biggest dream was to be married and live with the plane.
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  Speaker 4: She says she sleeps with her darling every night, either
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  Speaker 4: with real you know, components like the spoiler, the flap track,
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  Speaker 4: bearing and tank valve are a five foot two model.
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  Speaker 4: She said, intimacy as part of our relationship. I'm actually
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  Speaker 4: kind of shocked they couldn't make it work because in
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  Speaker 4: relationships there is going to be turbulence. Okay, seeing relationships,
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  Speaker 4: everything starts out good, it's a smooth takeoff, but there's
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  Speaker 4: gonna be points where a ride gets bumpy. That's why
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  Speaker 4: you have to wear your seat belt on the plane.
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  Speaker 4: You can't get up and go to the bathroom right now,
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  Speaker 4: Sit here and figure it out what you're gonna do.
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  Speaker 4: Get up, open the emergency door and jump out just
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  Speaker 4: because things are getting rough.
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  Speaker 1: You thirty thousand feet in the air, that's not gonna work.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, you are not going to be on cloud nine
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  Speaker 4: every moment of a relationship, even if you were dating
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  Speaker 4: a plane, and none of the single ladies I know
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  Speaker 4: better be judging you.
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  Speaker 1: Bet.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't that. I didn't know you were single. I
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  Speaker 4: wasn't even talking about you. Why are you jumping?
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  Speaker 5: Why?
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 1: Why you? Why you did it? I had no idea
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  Speaker 1: all of you. Okay, all, I'm simply saying that all
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  Speaker 1: my needs.
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  Speaker 4: At least Michelle had somebody.
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  Speaker 1: All right, She was with that plane for nine years. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: My good friends could never or maybe they could, but
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  Speaker 1: they got too many wants.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, these checklists of what they need a man to do,
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  Speaker 4: and you know, you know they they don't even check
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  Speaker 4: off none of the boxes.
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  Speaker 1: They looking for another's. I felt so bad for them.
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  Speaker 4: What you want in someone else, you must possess in yourself.
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  Speaker 4: So imagine how fly Michelle must be that she ended
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  Speaker 4: up with a whole plane as a sexual partner for
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  Speaker 4: nine years.
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  Speaker 1: She did what works for her, and for.
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  Speaker 4: The record, her and the plane have stayed on good
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  Speaker 4: terms and the breakup wasn't too messy, And she said
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  Speaker 4: her and the plane are still friends. That's good to
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  Speaker 4: know that Michelle and the plane had a smooth landing.
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  Speaker 4: Please give Michelle Copka the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh ye.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning all my single nieces, Good morning all, my
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  Speaker 4: good morning, all my single friends. Okay, there's just another
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  Speaker 4: option out there for y'all. Okay, that's why that fan
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  Speaker 4: will open, because God don't like ugly. There is another
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  Speaker 4: option out there for y'all. Okay, that's what the p
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  Speaker 4: all right, whoa.
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  Speaker 1: Option? All right? I want y'all to know this over.
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  Speaker 3: How you feeling?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, man, this is crazy.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Matc, come here, Mac, hit the wibble one time.
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  Speaker 4: Hit the wobble one time, big man.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do the he lost weight.
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  Speaker 4: Mac is concerned. Mac is concerned. He's concerned about the
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  Speaker 4: single people.
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  Speaker 1: They need. You got the singles war between the single
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  Speaker 1: community and that lives matter community.
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  Speaker 4: Because you don't want you don't want this baby.
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  Speaker 1: Just talked to stay with you. I was just I
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  Speaker 1: was just concerned.
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  Speaker 2: Est come on, this lady took to my high club
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  Speaker 2: like literally, and it just made me think that the
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  Speaker 2: way you was coming to the defense, that maybe you
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  Speaker 2: was just upset that you wasn't getting any turbulence in
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  Speaker 2: your middle seat.
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  Speaker 1: But this came from love. I love you, came from love.
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  Speaker 4: Person.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you getting upset? I represented from my people,
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  Speaker 1: and I just want to say.
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  Speaker 4: Your people, at least at least a lot of the
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  Speaker 4: single community only need a middle seat.
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  Speaker 1: We don't need multiple seats. She said.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa, But it's obvious that ladies is getting bad because
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  Speaker 2: y'all fall in love with all in adamant objects. You'll
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  Speaker 2: fall in love with roses year, I'll fall in love
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  Speaker 2: with plane.
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  Speaker 3: It's getting with objects like y'all.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, turn a while we're off.
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  Speaker 3: This is over over the last thing you fell in
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  Speaker 3: love with. This is not about me. We're not doing it.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, man, you should fall in love with objects because
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  Speaker 4: objects in the mirror are closer than they up here.
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  Speaker 4: So that lets me know the objects. You will be
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  Speaker 4: with an object before you be with a man. That's
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  Speaker 4: what I'm getting.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna find it. You're gonna find somebody. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: find somebody. That's what I'm getting from a All right,
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