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Episode 44: Cheese Sticks of Unusual Size · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Nothing like starting a Treehouse podcast with Trey yawning his ass off. Have been
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there? Brother, Yeah? Probably, Key's a little bit Starbucks delivers,
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just saying, well, too cheap? Have Starbucks delivered? Congratulations, you
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have made it into the Treehouse. Not all of us are fully awake,
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but I hope you are. But even if we're not, we'll get there
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eventually. Of your worries outside and let's get stupid together. So along with
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Trey, trend Holme, and newest show member Raj Sharma, I'm down.
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I believe this is a episode number two to make you official, Raj,
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that it is. It feels good. I'm just glad you're not yawning like
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Trey. No. I know we're on a camera. Work work makes me
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tired, it does I And so Trey, of all of us, Trey,
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you have a real job. Of among the three of us, you
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have the real job because you still work in service industry. You're you're you're
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in management. You're in management. But because you're in management of a very
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successful bar in uptown Dallas. Because you're in management, that means you got
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to deal with unruly customers. And so Raj um has I'm pretty sure,
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I know the answer to this question, but I'm going to ask it anyway.
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Do you know they're sent battle that tray had with cheese sticks like the
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food cheese sticklers. As a person in this scenario, it's both. Okay,
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No, I'm not aware of this. So the other night was so
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everything at the standard poor the food. It comes in really big portions,
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So I'm laying that out. Like the cheese sticks, they look like they're
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the size of what most places chicken tenders would would look like. So you've
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got baby arms for cheese sticks. Yes, it's still the same principle.
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It's fried cheese. And uh So the table orders cheese sticks and some other
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things and take the food out and get it out to them everything, And
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then a couple of minutes later, server comes back into the little expo room
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and says that they're sending the cheese sticks back. And I said why,
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And I said, they don't want him, so what like why they order
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him? Well, he looked at him, he took a bite, and
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then he just said, oh, I think that's too much for me,
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So I'm just gonna order a salad. Hmm. Okay, I'm like,
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that's that's not really the way the whole restaurant thing works. Let's let's investigate
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just a little bit further here. When he says it was too much for
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him, did he mean that there was too much cheese flavor in the standard
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poor cheese sticks. I know, I think it was just it was just
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too much. And I mean he was already an the big boy like,
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but evidently the that much cheese just scared him and he decided he needed to
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have a salad instead. I mean, I think I think you're missing a
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great marketing opportunity, uh to um to sell more cheese sticks is go,
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um, these so much cheese, you'll order a salad. It's actually pretty
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good. You know, you should? You should? You should? You
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should serve a side salad with it, just so you're not backed up from
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so much of the cheese. I listen, looking at a plate of that
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much fried cheese. I get it. It's just not the way the whole
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restaurant experience works. There's you know, there's kind of a social contract involved
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of you order something. We put it in, we prepare it, we
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deliver it to you, you eat it. You don't get to you know,
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order whatever you want, take a bite of it and then go Now
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are there pictures of the cheese sticks on the menu. No, So he's
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thinking you're going to like your applebee's, your chilies and the the you know,
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like three four inch long round and you guys are bringing out six inch
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seven inch eight inch long piece of fried cheese, and guys are bringing out
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you guys are bringing out like BBC cheese. I don't know what the British
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Broadcasting Company has to do with any of this, but I'm sorry. I'm
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sorry, sir, but I was not expecting cheese of this size. Take
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it. I have nowhere to put I have nowhere to put cheese of this
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size. It's not going to fit. So instead I'd like a tossed salad.
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Have you guys, Have you guys heard of the Have you guys heard
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of Rule thirty four? Rule thirty four is, basically I'm paraphrasing here,
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Rule thirty four is, uh, anything that you can that you can think
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of. Rule thirty four is there's porn for it online. Okay, So
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here here in the treehouse we kind of have our own rule thirty four,
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which is we can turn anything into something naughty or into something porn related.
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So it's it's one of our specialties, along with being able to handle cheese
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of unusual size. Yeah, I think that's I think the I think he
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was looking for normal, average white guy cheese and you want something right,
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you brought out to the table and the girl girls, that's a nice size.
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Yeah, and he immediately says send that back. So I'm thinking then
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that that that Standard pours cheese sticks are causing problems in relationships because if the
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cheese sticks come out and the lady is saying like, no, that's a
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cheese stick and it's hurting, it's hurting the guy's ego, then I I'm
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honestly not sure where to take it at this exact moment, but I'm enjoying
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it. But you said those other ones were normal side have you been lying
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to me about I'm just saying, like, for for anybody that's listening now,
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when you go to the stint, when you go to Standard Poor and
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the cheese sticks come out, as a guy, uh, don't act shocked
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it is you know what that may actually be what it is? So Trey,
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was this guy did he have a did he have a have a date
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with him? Chick? Guy. I don't care what it is or was
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he by himself. He had a he had a woman with him and like
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another couple. Okay, okay ooh so that actually made it worse. So
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then you have other people judging, you know, maybe the other guy.
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I guess those aren't that big. It is dangerous territory though. When you
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go to a restaurant and the appetizer comes out and you're faced with cheese envy,
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that's a good thing you didn't order the chicken tenders. You should see
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the broad worst. I think what you should do, Trey is the next
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time. So this is this is what's going to happen. So now this,
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this is what's going to happen. People now are going to go to
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Standard Port on McKinney Avenue in Dallas because they want to witness these cheese sticks.
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They want to see the BBC's um where the CE in this case stands
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for cheese. And what I think you should do, Trey is, I
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think you should take some inspiration from the eighties classic uh bachelor party and you
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bring the cheese sticks out on a tray right in front of your crutch.
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I didn't know which I was thinking when you said that you're gonna go with
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porkies. But yeah, the other thing you should do, Trey is go
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into the bathroom at standard. Are we gonna be able to recover from this?
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All right, let's get serious for a minute. Okay, uh Tray,
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I know you and Rag have known each other for many years, but you
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know we're all becoming much more tighter knit now because this tree House is not
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huge, and you know, three of us in here on on a regular
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basis. Can you know we can fight for some elbow room, but we
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have means. We have to get to know each other a little bit more
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than what we already do. Now. I've I've known Raj for many many
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years. I've known you Tree for many many years, but the two of
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you have not known each other for the same amount of time at the levels
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of which I know you both individually. The reason why I'm taking such a
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long way to build up to this is because I need you to know trade
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There's something about Raj you need to be aware of, and that is,
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on a specific level, he is a bit of a conspiracy theorist m And
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to that end, I read a story the other day that immediately had me
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thinking about Raj and I'll let Raj tell you what what. I'll let Raj
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tell you more about it. Trade. I mean, are we talking about
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like we go conspiracy? Are we talking about Kennedy Roswell Kennedy is involved done
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this? But this is not unlike previous episodes. This is not an alien
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based conspiracy. Okay, Okay. So I read the other day that there's
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a major potential breakthrough in the fight against cancer. Okay. Researchers at City
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of Hope in Los Angeles came up with a targeted chemotherapy pill, So a
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chemotherapy pill that only attacks the tumor, not your entire body. They're testing
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it on humans right now in lab settings. It's already eradicated a bunch of
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different cancers, including breast, prostate, brain, skin, and lung cancer,
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and experts are saying it could be the holy Grail of cancer treatments.
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And this is where and this is where Roge's conspiracy theories comes into play,
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because one of the biggest ones that Rage told me about years ago was Raj.
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The sitting presidents. This is what we're talking Yeah, No, no
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sitting president has ever died of a terminal illness including oh, I mean in
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cancer including cancer. Uh. And the and the last uh I believe it
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was. Was it Jimmy Carter that was diagnosed with some form of cancer and
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somebody and they but they cured it. It was it was very it was
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oh so miraculous. Uh that you said sitting president. So you're not including
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like what happens after Tell me tell me which sitting which president who's left office
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has died? Well? I think I think, I think Rage, what
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you mean is living president president because on the other on the flip side,
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though, I don't know if we know of any president um barring Medical Research
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Limited at the time ever died of cancer LBJ LBJBJ died of cancer. Okay,
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so LBJ died of cancer. Since then, none of them have.
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So Rage's conspiracy theory is that there is actually a cure for cancer, yes,
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and that only the presidents get it. Yes. And I mean there's
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cures for every disease. And if like if if tomorrow, like when when
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FDR got polio, what did we magically cure polio? Uh? And so
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I'm just saying if somebody got if a sitting president were in office and there
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was a cancer diagnosis. I promise you the next day to be like,
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you know what the research has come through. I mean, it's a it's
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a miracle. It's a miracle, and it's gonna save this president's life.
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What about Reagan and Alzheimer's. But okay, first of all, that was
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wasn't even an elite diagnosis. It was just a private diagnosis. And he
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didn't tell anybody. That's why he was his last term. He was falling
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asleep during meetings. They didn't even like his own physician is in house White
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House physician didn't know it was his physicitions information. Alzheimer's was you gotta go
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back to the mid eighty Alzheimer's was hardly I mean, it was not well
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known. They were still even trying to figure it out. And I mean,
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honestly, he lived for another twenty years. I don't think. I
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don't think it was that long. I don't think it might well either away,
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And far be it for me to help you rage, But I'm going
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to because I want to. I want to further this bit um. Had
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had Reagan informed the government doctors, yes, who know about the secret lab
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where all the cures are clearly, had Reagan informed them of his illness,
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they might have been able to give him said Alzheimer's cure. But because he
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waited so long in informing them of the illness, it was too late.
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About that, Rag, does that help? That is correct? I have
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I have helped? Thank you? All right? What about the I mean,
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and I'm not getting political, but let's just say, let's just say
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our current presis like I need to like like like raising alarm anytime you know,
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something like this comes up. Well, our current president does seem to
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be losing has lost a step on his mental faculties, and so raj,
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why aren't they doing something? Well? I think when when it comes to
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I don't say he's lost his mental faculties. I think when he was with
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when he was vice president, you didn't see him as much. And the
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stutter and the missteps in his speaking, Um, I think an old age
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also happens. Now he falls and he missed like Biden has always had an
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amazing ability to put his foot in his mouth. Oh yeah, he just
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can't get the words out. Now. Well, here's the thing. I
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think he found the one disease that government doctors don't have a cure for and
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that's foot in mouth disease. All the presidents for from it. None of
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them are immune, they all suffer from it. That's the one thing they
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have not cured yet because because the government is yet to cure stupid. So
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we're just gonna have to live with that for a little while longer. And
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I also think that when he was running, they had to address, like,
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listen, man, you have to tell people because your time in front
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of the cameras when it was with Obama was so limited, You're going to
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have to address the fact that you st utter you and you forget what you're
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saying when you're saying because you're going to be on camera more. And I
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think it became note, we're looking back at a guy who was given very
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minimal time to speak, and now you're having him doing straight at the union
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addresses, and you're having him do like public speaking on a grander scale.
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And on the flip side of that is this tray. So you're looking at
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this glass half empty when you could be looking at it half full. This
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secret that I'm making up government lab that has the cures to all these horrible
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illnesses and diseases. What you may be witnessing with Biden right now is without
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their injections or therapies, he may be way worse. So this could actually
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be he may be actually high performing because of whatever secret stuff they're giving him.
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I do look at it half empty, because the one benefit of a
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Biden administration, regardless of politics, was he was going to have a microphone
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in front of him all the time and you would get the jewels that he
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used to drop. I mean, like, you know, you can't walk
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into a careful I'm quoting Biden. You are, but you say but,
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but you're also saying those too an Indian which that that that that comment was
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taken out of contact, which I will explain that if you would want me
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to. It's very it's very very simple, and it's very factually based.
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He said, you can't walk into a seven eleven or a dunkin Donuts on
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the East Coast and not hear that accent. Here's why what accent? The
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Indian accent. That's what he said. Here's why there is one. There's
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an Indian guy who owns almost all of the dunkin Donuts on the East Coast,
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and what he does is to promote when people. When Indian people come
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to this country as immigrants looking for jobs, he on the especially on the
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West coast, will hire them in his Dunkin Donuts. And it's a program
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that you can join where you can sign you can work at that Dunkin Donuts
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and then you can actually buy into it to own your own store one day.
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Because he owns so many of them, he's like, well, I'm
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gonna give you the same. So when he first got here, he would
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to the Duncan Donuts and bought it from the guy he was working for,
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and he's like, this program works. So when you go to the East
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coast, sorry, West coast, when you go to the East Coast,
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it is like ninety percent Indian owned or Indian run. So that's what that
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comment was being directed at. And it was just cut into a snippet and
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taken out of context where he wasn't trying to be malicious in any way he
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was being I don't think anyone, I don't think he anyone thought he was
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trying to be malicious. I just think a lot of people thought it was
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like that was a dumb thing to say out loud. No, but that's
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the same same with the same of the owner of seven elevens. I believe
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the guy who has the seven levens, I think it's one hundred and thirty
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one or one hundred and thirty two seven elevens that he once owned but has
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now sold off two other Indian immigrants to own their own businesses as they come
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here and bring their families here and bring more people here to work. So
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that's where that comment comes from. Rod, Do you really want to take
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the position of defending Biden gaffs. No, I'm defending that context. I'm
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defending that specific one because that's the one you brought up. Other than that,
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I mean, I I mean, you're you're talking about an eighty some
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eighty year old man who, oh, this was twenty years ago when you
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know he said Obama was articulate and clean or Delaware was Delaware was a slave
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state and that's why he should, you know, do well in South Carolina.
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I mean yeah, I mean, there's there's there's a there's but every
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president, I mean, we can go through George Bush, we can Biden's
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were always Yeah, you need to change, you need to change. The
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main thing to keep in mind is that the secret government lab with all the
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cures. Yeah, there's it's not it's not fake, it's real, and
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that Rag is on board with it. It's just it's just it's just all
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it's just all there. It's just it's it's the it's the high profile nature
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of the office. If they were to come down and and and and I
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I am willing to see if somebody can prove me wrong. Um, there's
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there's everything that you can get has been. I think it was Jimmy Carter
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that was like, oh my god, he's been diagnosed with cancer. And
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then it was like, oh my god, he's fine now. Uh and
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it was like, wow, that's wild. How did that happen to somebody
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who's at his age. Uh, should not have recovered at easily from a
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cancer diagnosis. Yeah, it's like it's like that he gets diagnosed with cancer.
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The next day, he's back on he's back building houses. He's building
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a new cancer wing called the Jimmy Harder Cancer Wing. But that's I'm just
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saying, Um, just just tell me who who's died of a terminal illness
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while in office? Uh? Nobody. He's like, come on, he's
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got to be somebody. Well, there've been very few actually die in office
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that worked, you know, Yeah, it is weird. Now, keep
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in mind that secret government facility has still also not found the cure for bullets.
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But that that but Reagan, But Reagan did get shot and he they
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thought he was gonna be uh dead before I got to the hospital. Well,
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I mean it is the president, the security measures and the protocols in
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place. Yeah, bullets don't bullets don't care. Yeah, but having the
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president's blood blood on standby and you know, secret service to get you to
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the hospital as fast as possible. I mean, so do you think did
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like Magic Johnson Curry favor with the with whoever the president was, and that's
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why he has survived AIDS for that long? Yes, Tree, yes,
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trade come to the dark side of conspiracy theories. Yes, yes, we're
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welcoming you with open arms. Maybe he also had the amount of money necessary
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to pay for I mean, you got, you gotta, you gotta.
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At that time of when he contracted HIV, it was almost most guaranteed to
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turn into something extremely tragic. Uh, and he overcame beyonds and now saying
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Charlie Sheen, uh HIV diagnosis untraceable in his bloodstream. We say, we've
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we have all basically we know how to stop it, Like, no,
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no, you don't know how to stop it, you know how to control
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it down. Yes, that's right, And that's where the money is.
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That's the money. The money is in the medicine, not the cure,
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by friend, So why don't why don't Why haven't they developed something to slow
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down cancer? They have. It's called chemotherapy. They do that. They
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float down enough to where they can suck enough money out of you and then
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you die. Uh and then and and I'm just I'm just saying, there's
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there are you You just tell them like I'm saying, Jimmy Carter got cancer,
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and then the next day they're like, Yay, no cancer for Jimmy
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Carter. That's pretty wild. I'm I don't know if it's the illuminati has
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the cure, I don't know what. I don't know what club you have
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to join. I'm just saying there's probably the club with the really big cheese
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sticks. I'm just saying I nobody's ever proven me wrong on this theory.
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And it's my one, my one conspiracy theory that I'm most proud of because
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I don't know where I thought of this, but I was like, you
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know what, it's true, No, no sitting president. And then and
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then you start to do your research and went, oh, yeah, nope,
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they sure have it. And then you can go across the board to
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world leaders. You can start going up into the higher world leaders where there's
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no miraculously in if you're just going by statistics and numbers and family histories and
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genealogy, people should be suffering from something and it's wild that they just don't.
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Well, they do get the best medical care in the world. M
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Okay, I'm clearly I think I think that's what Rog has been saying.
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He was just we as Joe Public, didn't realize is the level of care
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that they actually get because they don't want to tell all of us. It's
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like, actually, we have cures for all these things, but we just
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really like the money. They they want to they want to take your insurance.
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I mean, you know that that's where that that's where this comes from.
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I'm just saying, there's a lot more money in stalling your problem than
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curing your problems. So when you even when you have this miracle pill that's
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gonna that has been around forever and ever and ever um because you're you're you're
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assuming that science. Just go like they there's all these scientists and researchers walk
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into a building and go, what do you want to do today? Nothing.
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Let's just pretend like we're working. Put something in the beaker, turn
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the buns in on like you guys, You guys feel like lunch today?
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You want to get a standard? Bill always gets the cheese sticks. You're
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listening to the Treehouse visit us online that Treehouse on air dot com. All
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right, let's welcome into the Treehouse now Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and
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Restoration. The phone number eight three three Cook DFW, the website cookdfw dot
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com. Now, Daniel, you told me something very controversial right before we
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got started here today, and that is sometimes no doesn't always mean no.
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What do you mean by that? Well, d not with women. Let's
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get that clear. We are not okay, good, we are clear.
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No. But on when you're a homeowner, and I know a lot of
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people underestimate sometimes what happens around your home when you call an insurance company and
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it's it's maybe not always who comes out that may know what they're doing,
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or they may be super busy and a lot of claims may get denied for
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a homeowner and they may actually get partially paid or something. And so if
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you do not have somebody you're working with and understands the insurance business and how
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to actually talk in that lingo your home, can you get sacrifice to the
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claims that don't get done properly. So you need to make sure you're talking
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with someone that understands how to look at the insurance claim, how to go
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back to the insurance company and tell them, hey, listen, you miss
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this and this, and we have been known to really help the homeowners get
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their claims overturned and get them fulfilled the way they should they deserve. So
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what you're saying is, when it comes to insurance, you get a no,
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but that's maybe because you didn't ask the right question or their proper information
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wasn't shared in order to get the yes. Absolutely, Yeah, you'd be
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surprised and shocked at how many times insurance companies send people out because they're stretched
30:41
too. They don't have all the proper employees that they used to have,
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and so now they're sending out guys that maybe not trained, maybe in a
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hurry may miss stuff, and then then that's why you need somebody that's really
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on your side. Exactly. I don't speak insurance, and chances are you
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don't either. But fortunately for you and me, Daniel Cook and his team
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from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration do so give them a call eight three three
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Cook DFW or cookedfw dot comline that treehouse fire dot com. Let's now welcome
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Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing into the treehouse their phone number two one four three six
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eight thirty eight thirty eight, the website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. And
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it does come very easily for me to recall that phone number, not just
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because I say it a few times a week, but also because just a
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few days ago I had to use the number myself. So I'm not just
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a spokesperson. I'm also a client. Two one four three six eight thirty
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eight thirty eight. We were noticing a bit of an issue at the house
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with some roaches. Had an exterminator come and he said, yeah, when
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you have this mini, it's probably a leaked Do you know a plumber?
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And I said, why yes, I do, so I called Jacqueline,
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and you sent your rockstars out to fix my problem and it was fixed in
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under thirty six hours. Yeah. That kid that I sent you, Oliver,
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he's a journeyman plumber and he's like the little apple of my eye.
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I think, like we've talked about before, all my guys are very special,
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and they're all special to me. But each one of them is just
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genuinely a good person on top of being a licensed plumber, and that means
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a lot as well. These are guys that if you've got a cat and
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you said don't let the cat out, they're going to look for the cat
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every time they walk out of the house. If these are the people,
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oh my god, I'm allergic to dust, they're gonna suit up and look
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like the hazmatman, you know, so they're gonna take care of you.
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They're all great, and they did. They absolutely took care of my problem
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very very quickly, and they cared for their property and everything around them as
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they went about their business. So professional, friendly, all the things you
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want, and someone coming to your house to do very important work. And
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this is why we recommend Brooks Plumbing here in the treehouse two one, four,
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You're in the treehouse. Visit us online a treehouse OnAir dot com. This
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the phone number two one four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight. That's
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two one four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight. The website Rooks Plumbing
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Texas dot com. A special thank you to Jacqueline at Brooks Plumbing, as
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well as Oliver, one of the journeyment plumbers at Brooks Plumbing, for stopping
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by my house the other day and helping to correct our little roach issue.
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Because it turns out we had a leak in a cast iron pipe underneath the
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house. Oh they'll do it. So turns out roaches like heat and moisture,
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and I have both underneath my house. So Brooks Plumbing came out the
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next Actually that day I called and I was like, hey, I think
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we got a bit of an issue. And they were able to come assess
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it, and they were back and it was fixed in a matter of I
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think it was like a day and a half we were in the come fix
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and replaced that pipe. So thank you to everyone at Brooks Plumbing. I'm
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sure, I'm sure your wife. Your wife is the most happy of all
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of us, all parties. Yeah, I think. I think it's a
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it's a pretty strong competition on who's happier in that scenario, me or her,
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But honestly we both win. So yeah, yes, and compete to
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Brooks Plumbing. So keep that in mind. If you do have an inordinate
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amount of roaches in your house, you don't necessarily need to call Muhammad Ali,
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although that'd be cool. Unfortunately he's passed away, but the deacon forgone
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might work. But if you have a large number of roaches, then you
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might have another issue that could be a leak in the house somewhere. So
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called Brooks Plumbing. They'll come check it out for you. That being said,
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being able to fix something in record time is pretty impressive. But I'm
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curious for the two of you, so the a a new world record was
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set recently? Can either of you all a Rubik's Cube? No? I
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know, I know, I know, I can't. Have you ever actually
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tried? Yes? Uh? And I was that I was that impatient kid.
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Like as a kid, I was that impatient. What I'm like,
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let me just pop these things out and put them where they need to be.
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What about what about you? Tre Have you ever been able to solve
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a Rubics cube? Yes, when I was a kid, but like once,
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and it was an obsession for a while, but it was something that
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took days. I'm stunned that you were able to do it. I mean,
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I mean usually because we're all pretty stupid around here, at least that's
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what we lean into. We're not all actually stupid. We just you know,
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pretend very well. Um. Now by the fact that you said you
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actually solved it once. Well, and let me say this, there are
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now like even in my previous relationship where she had two kids and one of
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them, the boy, became obsessed with Rubik's cubes and so we got him
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so and there was a a Netflix movie or mini series about the kids that
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do these rubec cubes competition. And there are now like algorithms like where you
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can go like, you know, you do this one twice right, and
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this one turn it over all this other. It's not an algorithm that's a
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cheat code. I know, up, down, uptown, left, right,
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select start. Yeah, this is so if you turn, it's all
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it's all right turn. The way it's done now is you have to remember
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where you are. That's what they always. If you watch how these kids
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do it, they look at where they're like, they turn everything around,
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they kind of analyze where the colors are, and then it's mostly I think
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it's right turns and then um, I just I was talking to a buddy
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of mine about this the other day. He does the Rubus cubes and there's
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all these different kinds now, so there's like diamond shaped Rubik's cubes around Rubik's
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cubes. There's all these different kinds, and he's saw had no idea that
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they had new shapes. I was always I was only aware of the Rubik's
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cubes. So you're saying, now there's Rube's diamonds and fears. Yep,
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there was a Rubics triangle way back. I mean when I was a kid.
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Yeah, there was a comic in Ireland and when I was performing over
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there years ago, and he would mix it up like he would get a
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brand new Rubus Cube on stage and as he would start his act, he
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goes, I'm gonna mix this up real quick, and he did, and
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he would throw it into the audience and have them mix it up even more,
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right, and he goes, when you're done, give it to me,
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and he would start his set and they would throw it back up to
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him, and the minute he hit the punchline to his closing joke, it
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would be solved. That's amazing. Yeah, So it's more amazing he's being
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able to solve a Rubics cube in a matter of seconds. Yes, And
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I had up until recently, I had never I'd never seen that. To
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me, whenever I had seen anyone solve a Rubik's Cube, even in a
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matter of minutes, to me, was up there with being super human.
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Yeah, because I sort of tried doing it back in the day because my
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sister had one and I would mess with it. And then, you know,
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with me, if if I can't figure something out pretty quickly like that,
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like a puzzle or something, I'm just gonna get frustrated and upset with
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myself. So I knowed better to just set it aside. It's like,
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you know, it's better than I don't do that. I'm gonna go outside
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play basketball or something something that will make me feel better about myself. Yeah,
38:21
I'm I'm the kid though, that's that was me. I'm like,
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I'd get mad and throw it, so I'm like, there's no point to
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this. Yeah. Yeah, it's actually pretty good rogs because I could certainly
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throw a Rubik's Cube, but I sure as couldn't solve it. Yeah.
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I thought the thing about a hundred yards, but I'm not gonna be able
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to figure it out. Yeah, and outside of being like Trey said,
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he was a kid when he solved as it took days, I'm like,
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I don't have that. I don't have that kind of time. I don't
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I don't know, I don't have Rubik's cue solving time. It's also one
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of those things where I I didn't know how I did it. I just
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did it, and then I could never do it again, which did lead
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to the frustration and a lot of throwing Rubik's cues, even you know,
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trying to change the take the stickers off, and you know, twitch him
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around. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you try, you try everything,
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because I tried doing that at one point, because as my sister would
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tried solving the Rubis Cube and of course she couldn't figure it out. Don't
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tell her this. But my thinking was if I can't figure it out,
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there's no way in hell you're going to figure this out. So I thought
39:15
about at one point doing the take the stickers off and rearrange the stickers so
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it's solved, and then I'd run into a room and being like, ha
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ha, see what I did, And then she'd probably hit me, but
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still I'd be able to say I solved it. So recently I came across
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a video on Twitter where this kid broke the world record for solving a Rubi's
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Cube. Do you have a guess, Raj or Trey as to like,
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why do you think the over under would be on solving a Rubi's Cube world
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record? I will go with four and a half seconds, okay, Trey,
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are you gonna go over or under that? I'd say probably a little
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over. I'd say like six seconds. Okay, So Raje four and a
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half, Trey at six. If you want, you can figure out the
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name of this kid. But he looks to be like a like a teenager.
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So he's at a Rubik's Cube competition, and what I'm gonna show you
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is there's like a it's like a judge next to him. There's a little
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timer, and I guess what they do is they let them look at the
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cube for a little bit of time, and then they set it down,
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and then they start the clock once he starts working in yeah, and then
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they stop it whenever he's done. So they let you look at it,
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let you look at it for a little bit before you just you know,
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starts trying to solve it. But I am absolutely stunned at the precision of
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this young man. See here, I'm on So there he's looking at it,
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figuring it out. All right, figure it out? Now. He
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sets it down and starts Wow. And how much time was that? Three
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point one three seconds? Jesus, I mean that is I am stunned by
41:29
that. So he sets it down and then when you touch it starts done.
41:37
Yeah, that is that is freakish to me. I had to I
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had like, I had to look this up on snopes to see if it
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was real. And and three seconds rub excube And and what kind of Asian
41:49
is this kid? You know? Rag? I don't know, but I
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feel like you're channeling your interm Biden right now. I didn't stutter when I
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said it. Yeah, what's his name? Speedy thirty seconds? The nerds
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go wild around him. Yeah, so that's why I was wondering what style
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of Asian is this kid? I didn't look that up, Raj, because
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I didn't name what's his name? Hang On? Hang On? Doesn't have
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that in there because it give us a Twitter link, So they didn't have
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his name. Oh hiss, Max Park? So he's uh vietten no crip
43:06
Park? Oh you really are channeling? You're near Biden? Which one is
43:13
par Park? Can it can be an Asian last name as well? What
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is his Max? Park? Is his name from California? Okay, that
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doesn't help. He's from the Great Asian country of California. Rage, Yeah,
43:30
he's Are you guys looking at as a picture? This kid is clearly
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Asian, Like, I'm trying not to focus on his ethnicity, Rage,
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I'm focusing on his achievement at breaking the world record Rubik's cube. Yeah,
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I just know that he has Asian parents. And they're like, why wasn't
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it just three seconds? What was the point one? Why were you slacking?
43:53
Next time you need to go sub three seconds? Yeah? He's kid,
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of course he is. And his Wikipedia says his nationality as American.
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Okay, that's where he was. Okay, what is his ethnicity? Rubik's
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Cube's no color, It's all color. If that's the case, we've all
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solved it the minute we opened it. And if that was the case,
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that would be a first for me. And I'm not going to tell you
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what color it landed on cheese. For all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse
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Comedian Raj across the social channels. Yeah, can I plug one thing?
44:58
I will be in Austin next week on the on Thursday the tenth at Creek
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in Cave for the roast of our dear friend mister tone Bell. We're doing
45:10
the roast of tone Bell at the Creek in the Cave in Austin. So
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come on out. That sounds great, you said, that's on Thursday,
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Thursday, August tenth. Nice, we'll see you next time in the Treehouse.
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Tell Tona said, Hey, we'll do