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Joe Rogan Experience _2471 - Mark Normand · NO FILTER

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: The Joe Rogan Experience.
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  Speaker 2: Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. Hey,
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: Charlie Kirk.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: Don't shoot him.
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  Speaker 3: No, don't say that.
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  Speaker 2: Doug's a Nazi. He's going to sit.
• 0:25
  Speaker 3: Right here and chill out. What up, Doug? New Netflix special,
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  Speaker 3: out now.
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  Speaker 2: You got that right, Fatty.
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  Speaker 3: Let's fucking go.
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: None too pleased. Check it out. We just hit number five,
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  Speaker 2: so I'm trying to get to Uno.
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  Speaker 3: Well, maybe this will do it.
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  Speaker 2: Hopefully.
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  Speaker 3: Hopefully. I'll put it up on my Instagram when the
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  Speaker 3: show runs.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Thank you. Thank you. Everything helps.
• 0:45
  Speaker 3: It's a saturated market. I know.
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: There's 19 comedy specials a day now. YouTube and Hulu
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: and the other thing, 4chan.
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  Speaker 3: It's not just that. There's like, just you're competing with content.
• 0:57
  Speaker 3: You think about how many fucking shows there are now.
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: It's kind of nuts.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, forget shows. There's shows, there's TikToks, there's reels,
• 1:05
  Speaker 2: there's shorts. It never ends.
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  Speaker 3: There's never been a time where there's more things to
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  Speaker 3: watch and divide your attention. I know. And then there's
• 1:12
  Speaker 3: the war. Yay.
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  Speaker 2: There's the war.
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  Speaker 3: So much to pay attention to, right, Charlie?
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  Speaker 2: There's politics, there's OnlyFans.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. So much to pay attention to, buddy.
• 1:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:23
  Speaker 3: So much, Charlie.
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: We'll just pretend that's Ari.
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  Speaker 3: He's back.
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, Ari always gets too high, and an
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: hour in, he just shuts up.
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  Speaker 3: Don't fall off the table, hey.
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: He looks like the Ayatollah now. Have you seen him?
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: He's got the beard. I know.
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  Speaker 3: And he's gay. He came to the club the other day.
• 1:41
  Speaker 3: He's gay now, too?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Ayatollah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, the new Ayatollah. Yeah, yeah. Is that real?
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  Speaker 2: That's what Trump said.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's his real.
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  Speaker 2: He's never lied.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. I think they're just trying to fuck with
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  Speaker 3: the guy. Because if you're gay in Iran, they just
• 1:55
  Speaker 3: throw you off a building, right?
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: He's going to have to throw himself off.
• 1:57
  Speaker 3: You know, that was like one of the first places
• 1:59
  Speaker 3: or the number one place in the world for transgender surgeries.
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: I heard that.
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  Speaker 3: Because you couldn't be gay.
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: So you'd rather be a woman.
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  Speaker 3: You'd have to be a woman. You've got to get
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  Speaker 3: fucked in the ass.
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  Speaker 2: That's kind of progressive.
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  Speaker 3: I can't get fucked in the ass. Well, you can,
• 2:11
  Speaker 3: I guess. They don't check. But you get fucked in
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  Speaker 3: your fake cooter.
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: Fake cooter.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds like an Austin bar. They probably will be
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  Speaker 2: after this. Iran. I mean, they've got to be terrified.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know much about anything, but I would be
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: scared to fight a country that is having a fistfight
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  Speaker 2: on the White House lawn. That's how badass and crazy
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  Speaker 2: we are. We're fighting at the president's house, each other.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to fuck you up.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not thrilled about that.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to be there?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be there, but I'm not thrilled about it.
• 2:45
  Speaker 3: It doesn't seem like a wise idea. Yeah, it looks
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  Speaker 3: like they're targeting the fucking reporter.
• 2:50
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Charlie, come here, buddy.
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, this dog's going to be a whole different show here.
• 2:56
  Speaker 3: No, he'll calm down. He just has to relax. He's
• 3:00
  Speaker 3: never been with me alone before. He's only been with
• 3:04
  Speaker 3: my wife alone, but he loves me. He slept with
• 3:06
  Speaker 3: me last night. He sleeps in the bed with my daughter,
• 3:09
  Speaker 3: so he slept with me last night. Oh, boy.
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, little buddy. That's good. We got diversity here. It's
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: a brown dog.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they attacked that reporter, man.
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: Crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, unless it was a wayward missile, which is like,
• 3:25
  Speaker 3: what happened to precision strikes? Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I thought they were surgical.
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  Speaker 3: Remember they would call them surgical?
• 3:30
  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine calling a bomb that's going like 5,000 miles an
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  Speaker 3: hour surgical.
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  Speaker 2: I think they got old equipment over there. They got
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  Speaker 2: Atari and shit. They're way behind. But we hit a school.
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: That was on us, I think.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: 100%.
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  Speaker 2: Even in our other countries, we're shooting schools.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the school was, unfortunately, what is it, James?
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  Speaker 2: Whoa, is that the, damn, that's quite a hit.
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  Speaker 3: Whoa, that's nuts.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, looks like L.A.
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy that you can capture it. Like, how good
• 4:00
  Speaker 3: are these cameras? Meanwhile, they couldn't catch that plane flying
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  Speaker 3: to the Pentagon. True. Right? When you see that thing,
• 4:08
  Speaker 3: that thing looks just like a missile, too. Right. What
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  Speaker 3: do you think that was, that plane that hit the Pentagon?
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't really look like a plane. Why would they
• 4:14
  Speaker 3: be shooting a missile into a place that's already been
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  Speaker 3: hit by missiles?
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  Speaker 2: And why is it in Russia? Oh, that's just a reporter.
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  Speaker 3: Russia Today reporter.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, got it, got it. Sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, RT. You know that channel? In Lebanon. Oh, in Lebanon.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder if they're going after press. Because they've gone
• 4:35
  Speaker 3: after press before. Interesting. Yeah. I mean, they've been accused
• 4:38
  Speaker 3: of shooting press in Gaza. Right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Smart, because they want to tell their own story. I
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: don't want you in there with your cameras.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. What do you think about these Netanyahu AI videos?
• 4:50
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen them.
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  Speaker 3: You haven't seen them?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: They think he might be dead.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. There's a bunch of AI videos that Israel has
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  Speaker 3: released that are, like, clearly AI.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 3: Show him the one where there's in the cafe. This
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  Speaker 3: one's nuts. Like, this one I would assume... That some
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  Speaker 3: kid made Yeah Just fucking around on his computer Alright
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  Speaker 3: Like I saw it I was like There's no way
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  Speaker 3: they're really Trying to pass this off As an actual
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  Speaker 3: video Of Netanyahu At a cafe Yeah In the middle
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  Speaker 3: of the war Like everything is calm And peaceful I
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  Speaker 3: can tell That one? Yeah this one Well that's just
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  Speaker 3: a clip Show the actual BB It's on the Israel
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  Speaker 3: website Or the Israel Twitter page Oh really? Yeah No
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  Speaker 3: they released.
• 5:36
  Speaker 2: It Holy moly He's dead That's crazy.
• 5:40
  Speaker 3: Well, his brother's dead. His brother got killed in a
• 5:42
  Speaker 3: missile strike. Recently? Yes. What? Yes. They struck his house.
• 5:47
  Speaker 3: Are you just not online? What's going on?
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: I just watch funny shit and goof around.
• 5:52
  Speaker 3: Pour some of that.
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: I got you, baby.
• 5:53
  Speaker 3: Let's go. Come on. Give me some.
• 5:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, hey.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you quit the sauce.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no. I got back on. Hey.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you turned Muslim or something. I didn't know
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  Speaker 2: what happened.
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  Speaker 4: Jihad.
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  Speaker 3: I'm back.
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  Speaker 2: Hell, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Alhamdulillah. Pour me one.
• 6:05
  Speaker 2: Easy, Zoran. Bodega cat.
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  Speaker 3: Cheers, sir.
• 6:10
  Speaker 2: Cheers. Hey, good to be back. Went off Ari's dead weight.
• 6:14
  Speaker 2: Holding us down.
• 6:16
  Speaker 3: I don't get drunk. Oof. I might off this stuff, though.
• 6:19
  Speaker 3: But I have started drinking again. I took like eight
• 6:21
  Speaker 3: months off. It was a good reset.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you're so sharp. I'll take a week off
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: and I'm like limitless.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I realized that because of the club, I
• 6:30
  Speaker 3: was just drinking too much.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: And I was just tired all the time. And I'd
• 6:34
  Speaker 3: go to work out the next day. I was like, God,
• 6:35
  Speaker 3: I feel like shit. Why am I doing this to myself?
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  Speaker 3: And then... I took eight months off. Then I had
• 6:40
  Speaker 3: a glass of wine with dinner. I was like, ooh,
• 6:42
  Speaker 3: I like it. And then I had a margarita. And
• 6:44
  Speaker 3: I was like, ooh, I'm back.
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  Speaker 2: It's a great time.
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  Speaker 3: This one. So look at this. This is AI.
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  Speaker 2: That's fake.
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  Speaker 3: Well, people have zoomed in on the signs and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: And it's not even real writing. And he's saying, look,
• 6:56
  Speaker 3: I have five fingers. Weird. He's joking around. Because there
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  Speaker 3: was an AI video before that people were criticizing. Because
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  Speaker 3: it looked like one of his fingers had grown an
• 7:05
  Speaker 3: extra appendage. Right. I think that just looked like the
• 7:09
  Speaker 3: crease of his hand, honestly, to me.
• 7:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But this looks fake as fuck. First of all, it's
• 7:16
  Speaker 3: weird because he sips out of the cup, and yet
• 7:18
  Speaker 3: the cup stays exactly the same level. And no matter
• 7:23
  Speaker 3: where he moves the cup around, it doesn't spill.
• 7:26
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 7:27
  Speaker 3: There's a moment where he turns the cup almost sideways.
• 7:32
  Speaker 3: It moves way too much for it to not spill
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  Speaker 3: at all.
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  Speaker 2: And why would he just be doing it? It looks
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  Speaker 2: like an ad for this coffee shop. He's just hanging
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  Speaker 2: out at a coffee shop during a war.
• 7:41
  Speaker 3: And also, how's everybody so casual? Yeah.
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: He didn't tip, though, so the Judaism is coming through.
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: But yeah, this is crazy.
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  Speaker 3: It also looks like AI. He looks like he's got
• 7:51
  Speaker 3: a beauty filter on. That doesn't look like a human being.
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  Speaker 2: Totally. This is silly.
• 7:56
  Speaker 3: Let me hear what he's saying. What is he saying?
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  Speaker 3: Is it in Hebrew?
• 8:01
  Speaker 4: To the IDF, to the institution, we are doing things
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  Speaker 4: that I cannot share at this moment, but we are
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  Speaker 4: doing things that are very strong in Iran today, also
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  Speaker 4: in Lebanon. We are continuing. You are telling me to continue?
• 8:12
  Speaker 4: I say to all of you, you too will continue.
• 8:17
  Speaker 3: Look, everybody's happy to see him. Can you imagine if
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  Speaker 3: you were in that coffee shop? You'd be like, please leave.
• 8:21
  Speaker 3: Please leave before the bombs come. Please leave before they
• 8:24
  Speaker 3: target you. They're trying to find that guy everywhere he
• 8:26
  Speaker 3: fucking goes. Yeah.
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, you look at that.
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  Speaker 3: See, we got the Ayatollah in there, too. They faked
• 8:31
  Speaker 3: that one. Look at that. They're just showing you how
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  Speaker 3: easy it is.
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: There's some really good AI platforms now, and to know
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: what they would have that they're not showing is who knows.
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: This is, he's got, come on, he can't be dead.
• 8:44
  Speaker 3: He might be dead. His brother's dead. See, that's like,
• 8:46
  Speaker 3: look at this. Yeah. Like the coffee, look how turned
• 8:49
  Speaker 3: it is. Right. It doesn't spill at all. It just
• 8:52
  Speaker 3: wiggles to the edge. And then they've also shown that
• 8:55
  Speaker 3: like on the register and in some of the signs,
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  Speaker 3: the writing's not real. It's very, very fucking weird, man. Well, RIP.
• 9:03
  Speaker 3: Very weird.
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  Speaker 2: Drink one for Yahoo.
• 9:06
  Speaker 3: He hasn't been seen publicly in over a week. So
• 9:10
  Speaker 3: he might be gone.
• 9:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of crazy shit going on. I
• 9:13
  Speaker 2: can't give up with the Hormuz. I don't know what
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: that's about.
• 9:16
  Speaker 3: It's completely closed now. They even bombed, like, the Saudis
• 9:20
  Speaker 3: had another way to move oil out into another direction
• 9:24
  Speaker 3: across the Red Sea, I believe it is. And the
• 9:28
  Speaker 3: Iranians bombed that yesterday. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Yeah, it's getting hot, dude.
• 9:34
  Speaker 3: It's fucking scary.
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: He's actually speaking live as we.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, in front of people?
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, he's alive.
• 9:38
  Speaker 3: Yes. In front of people? I don't know.
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: They just opened Twitter back up and this was there.
• 9:42
  Speaker 3: I wonder, so if he is alive, I wonder why
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: they would release that clearly AI video. Because this looks
• 9:48
  Speaker 3: like a normal human, right? Yeah, kind of. This doesn't look...
• 9:52
  Speaker 3: They say that privately.
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: It's a little glossy.
• 9:55
  Speaker 3: No. The world owes a.
• 9:57
  Speaker 4: Debt of deep indebtedness, deep indebtedness, to President Trump for
• 10:03
  Speaker 4: leading this effort to safeguard our future.
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  Speaker 2: Questions?
• 10:10
  Speaker 3: Man, this guy's been... trying to get war with Iran
• 10:13
  Speaker 3: for decades.
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: Man yeah oh yeah he's loving this.
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: And if he's not by the way if he's not
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: in war he's not in office anymore and then he
• 10:22
  Speaker 3: gets indicted right he's in the middle of at least
• 10:26
  Speaker 3: one case one corruption.
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: Case mm-hmm well this is his Super Bowl he's he's
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: in heaven.
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: So there's people in the audience, right? So this is real.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, there's that. They're not at this angle.
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: It doesn't show them. It's like a static angle, but
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: you can hear people's voices, which, you know, if we're
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: going to be.
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, they don't show the people?
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: You could say that's fake.
• 10:47
  Speaker 3: I need to see the people. I need to see
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: somebody hug them.
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: So wait, why aren't you excited?
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: I need to see somebody jerk them off. I want
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: to know it's real.
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: Let's see that no foreskin.
• 10:55
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine if they did show that? They'd just
• 10:57
  Speaker 3: show them just blasting like 12-foot arcs. Just fire hose
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: of jizz to show how virile he is. Manischewitz.
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: Now, why are you not looking forward to the White
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: House fight?
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: Well, it's kind of a gimmick. Of course. There's that. And,
• 11:17
  Speaker 3: you know, people are criticizing the card. But if it
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: was any other card, it's a great card. Just they're
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: criticizing it because they said it was going to be
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: the greatest card of all time. And it's also just
• 11:27
  Speaker 3: going to be a security nightmare.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 11:29
  Speaker 3: You're on the White House lawn. Also, they're fighting outside.
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: What if it rains? What if it's hot? You're in
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: the middle of June. June in D.C. can get pretty warm.
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: That affects fighters. We only did one outside fight that
• 11:42
  Speaker 3: I was a part of, and that was in Abu Dhabi,
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: and it was a nightmare. It was really hot, and
• 11:48
  Speaker 3: there was bugs flying around the sides of fucking birds.
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: It was crazy.
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: It's like stand-up. You've got to do it indoors.
• 11:55
  Speaker 3: 100%.
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: Outside is hell for stand-up.
• 11:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's terrible. Terrible.
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, most shows are bad outside. But here's my idea.
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: We do White House fight, but we fight politicians.
• 12:05
  Speaker 6: Huh?
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: Boebert versus AOC? Now that's a fight.
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: But I think RFK would win everything.
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: I think Jasmine Crockett whoops them all.
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. She's feisty. She'd take a shoe off.
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: She pulls the wig off, stuffs it in your mouth.
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: You can't breathe. Takes her earrings off. I'm terrified.
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: Well, she's not a politician anymore. She lost. Right?
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but she'll be around. They never leave.
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: Maybe.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: They go forever, these guys.
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: Maybe.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: Bernie's still cooking.
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's the senator. He's been a senator forever.
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's true.
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, she's lost. So who knows what's going to
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: happen now.
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: But Hillary's around.
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: What is she doing? She's probably eating pussy. You think?
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: I hope.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, she needs a relief. This lady, I kind
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: of like Hillary just because she got cheated on publicly
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: with the Monica thing. Now she's doing the Epstein's Island stuff.
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: She lost the presidential race, and she's still out there.
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: She's kind of a badass. I would kill myself at
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: this point.
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: Well, she's also got a list of people that have
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: mysteriously disappeared.
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, is that right?
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: That are attached to her and Bill. Oh, really? Yeah,
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: you don't know about that? No. For real?
• 13:14
  Speaker 4: No.
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: You don't know about the Clinton body count?
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: I know Norm was on The View years ago, and
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: he said Clinton killed a guy.
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he said he killed a bunch of people, I think.
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: That's where I get my information.
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: It's a good way to get it, from The View.
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: Super solid, detailed information.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: But she's getting grilled by the Epstein people, or about Epstein,
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: and she's just going off. And Bill's reminiscing.
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: Well, she stormed out because Lauren Boebert took a picture
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: of her.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: And posted it online. Like, that's it. I'm leaving. Yeah.
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: How are you allowed to leave? Yeah, exactly. Because somebody
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: took a picture. Sit the fuck down. You're not even
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: in office anymore. You're just a civilian. That's crazy. Sit
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: your fucking ass down and answer the questions. Yeah. Like,
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: it's just an excuse to leave.
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: But you got to hand it to Bill. He's denying
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: until he dies.
• 13:59
  Speaker 5: I did nothing. I was only there for humanitarian purposes.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: We got photos and everything.
• 14:06
  Speaker 5: I was just getting massages and hugging nice people.
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 14:10
  Speaker 5: Nothing untoward was done to me or anyone else that
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: was there as far as I know.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: This is pretty good.
• 14:18
  Speaker 5: I didn't see that side of Jeffrey Epstein.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: You got to bring this back.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: Hey.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: Look at this guy.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: We got photo evidence. That lady's smiling. If she claims victim,
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: I call her shit. She looks like she's having a
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: good time. Also, that's a woman.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: Once you're a woman, unless someone's holding a gun to
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: your head, if we're talking about children, we're talking about
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: a different thing. But there's a lot of these ladies
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: that were grown women when they were doing this, and
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: the emails that were exchanged between Epstein and these women
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: are They were well aware of what's going on. At
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: least some of them were. There was this Russian lady
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: who was talking. She was recruiting girls. She was saying,
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: this one's a fat ass. She needs to lose some weight.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: She's trying to get these girls to work with Epstein. Right.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Who, Ghislaine?
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: No, it wasn't Ghislaine. It was some other Russian lady. Oh, damn.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Some of these ladies, at least, were... Look, the real criticism,
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: the real legitimate criticism is... where there are underage girls involved. Now,
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: clearly they were in Epstein's past. He went to jail
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: for it. The whole Palm Beach thing with the underage masseuses.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: But some of these are just ladies who did bad things.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: They made bad decisions, and they probably wound up on
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: that island for money. Yeah. Okay.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: A couple of whore moves.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: Hey, where you going, buddy? Charlie. You snuck out, little fucker.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: I'm a little worried about... I was hoping... He looked
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: like he was totally calm just sitting in that chair. Oh,
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Jamie's got him now. Bro, you're locked up. Jamie's used
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: to having a little dog in his lap. Oh, he's
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: giving you kisses.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Damn. Not a Rogan fan, huh? Doesn't like the pot.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: He's bored. No, he just doesn't know this environment. I
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: think he's a little weirded out. And then he was
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: out there with the mountain lion, stuffed mountain lion, the alligators,
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: and the werewolf. He's like, what the fuck is this place?
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: He's never been here before. And there's weed smoke. There's
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: dog scent. I think he's a little weirded out.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: The cigars. Right.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: Everything. Whiskey in here. He probably smells that.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Speaking of which, you got any of those stogies?
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's bust them out.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: I would love a stogie.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Let's go.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Boy, see, I can't keep up with all
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: the news. You know about Epstein. You know about Iran.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: You know about Israel. You know about Hillary.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: This is... I barely know. I'm off social media. I've
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: been off social media for a while. The only time
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: I'm on is when someone sends me something funny. Oh, yeah.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Then I go and check it. And then I find
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: myself scrolling for like 30 seconds. And I was, stop.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: That's how they get you. Stop fucking scrolling. It's impossible.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: They're so good at it.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: These say knuckle sandwich. Where did these come from?
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Knuckle Sandwich is... That can't be the same place. Because
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: there's a... Isn't there a place... There's Knuckle Sandwich, which
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: is the sandwich truck in Austin, which is awesome.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: And Chris Brown's album.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Hey! Oh, these are Guy Fieri cigars. All right, let's
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: hope they're good.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Did you see that bachelorette who got kicked off for
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: beating the shit out of her husband?
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Yo.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: For real? On the show?
• 17:27
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• 17:32
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• 17:33
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• 17:34
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• 17:34
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• 17:35
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• 17:36
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• 17:38
  Speaker 3: Yes, right? Isn't it weird? Oh, yeah. I get the
• 17:41
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• 17:44
  Speaker 3: violent acts. So they probably need to understand like the
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: male mind. Right. That makes sense to me.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:50
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• 17:52
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• 17:56
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• 17:58
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• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Well, they say it's biological. They're like, oh, I'm learning
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: how to avoid these scary moments.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: No, I get that because it is. Like my daughters,
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: young daughters, they all love it. Everybody loves it. Their
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: friends love it.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: It's like the number one show with ladies. Oh, yeah.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Like the number one podcast with ladies is True Crime.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: It's great. You know what the number two show for
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: ladies is? What? You're on it.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Hey, get out of here.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Really? Number one with black people, too. Holla. Hey, take that,
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Shea Shea. Holla.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Shout out to all my African-American friends.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: These are not bad. Guy Fieri. Let's go, Guy.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: I love Guy.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: He's a fun dude. Cool dude. Got a bunch of
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: yellow cars, though. That's odd. Yeah. Yeah.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Not the best fashion sense. You know, shirts with flames
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: on it, frosted tips.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're paying attention. That's true. If you want
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: to be a chef and you want to be like
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: a celebrity chef, you got to. You either be a
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: great narrator and a great writer like Bourdain.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Or you got to be like angry.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Like Gordon Ramsay.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: Gordon Ramsay.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: That's true. But what happened to chefs? When I was
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: a kid, chefs were like fat guys with beards. And
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: now they're jacked with tats.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, they all look like artists. Because they are artists.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: I didn't really think of that until I watched Bourdain's show.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: And then I was like, oh, these guys are making
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: temporary art.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: That's true. Then you get to eat it.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But it is art. It is art.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're mixing oils. There's a lot of chemistry involved.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: But they kind of went the same path as porn stars.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Porn stars used to be, like, voluptuous and hairy, bush,
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: and now they're all like MMA fighters. They're jacked and
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: taken in the ass. It's wild. They're all tatted up
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: and pierced and shit.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: One of the things that I've been watching a lot
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: when the world is going completely crazy... I watch people
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: making street food in other countries. Oh, that's. With no language,
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: no talking. It's all ASMR. It's all them cooking. Oh, yeah.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: No regulations either.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Bring them over here. Bring them over here. Come on.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: They're not washing hands over there.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Char char. Char char. Have a seat.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: And they'll use roadkill or whatever. They don't give a shit.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: No, they're using good food. It was Afghanistan. They were
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: making roast chicken. Oh, come on. Dude, I'm telling you.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: I'll send it to Jamie, and you'll watch it. All right,
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: all right. It's exciting.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, I ate halal trucks for 10 years when
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: I was broke in New York.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, they're great.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: They're great.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: They are great.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: But I could be eating pigeon and children.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: You probably are. Not children, but definitely pigeon. Probably pigeons
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: made it into your mouth a couple of times.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Let me find these motherfuckers. I watch so much too.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: YouTube is my number one thing since I'm off social media.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: It's my number one thing for distraction. Whoa.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: This is exactly. Jamie, you're the best. This is it.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Most cheap food in Afghanistan. This guy, he sets up.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: They cook all this stuff. I mean, it's like a
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: 40-minute video or something. How long is it? Yeah. It's
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: like a 40-minute video. I watch the whole thing. Just
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: like at home. Chilling after a long day's work, just
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: watching people cook street food in Afghanistan. It looked fucking delicious, man.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Look at those spices.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: My God.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they have meat in this stew pot, and they, well,
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: it's like, you know, a big wok, it looks like.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: And they boil it up with all this salt and
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: all these herbs and spices. And then they got these
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: roast chickens, and they take these chickens, and they stick
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: them in spikes. If you back up the video a
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: little bit, it's earlier in the video. You saw they
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: take these chickens, and they just have this big flame
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: in the middle, and then they stick these chickens all
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: around the flame.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: This is hell for a vegan.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: The shape of that. Fun fact, I think, if this
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: is true, that's because they used to flip their shields
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: upside down.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Whoa!
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: It's sort of like what the Genghis Khan stir-fry.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, that makes sense.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: That makes sense.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man. That totally makes sense. Wouldn't it be great
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: if the end is just a big drone strike?
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Well, we don't bomb Afghanistan anymore. We send them money.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, is that right?
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Now we send the Taliban money.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: We send them a ton of money.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: We hook up everybody. Ukraine.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Should go back to the chickens, though, if you back up.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's got a little brush.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, there, there. No, yeah, there it is. So this
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: is how he does it. So they have this fire
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: in the middle, and they just take these chickens on
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: a stick, and they just rotate them. And they put
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: them in the center. They put the fire in the center,
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: and the chickens all around them, and they rotate them.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: I got so hungry. I had to go in the
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: kitchen to make myself food afterwards. This is it.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Chicken holocaust.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks good, right?
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Man, it does look amazing.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, it looks fucking delicious.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, you ever get the rotisserie chicken at the
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: grocery store? There's nothing better.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Pretty good.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: It's good. You just eat it with a knife and fork.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: No nothing.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: I know. That's a good thing to do when you
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: just want to be completely distracted. That's what I like.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: I like watching people make, like, Tables. Yes. Furniture and shit.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: That, the horse hoof cleaning is great.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: I watch that too. Farriers.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: What is that? That's something in us, I think. It
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: ate old times.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: It must be.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: It must be.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Like there's a nail in his hoof. Oh, get it out.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Get it out.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Get the gunk out.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Help the horse.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and the horse loves it. That's a good one.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: What else is good? The pressure washing is kind of fun.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: That's when I'm really high. I take an edible, I
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: just wash a guy, he's just washing a wall, and
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: it just goes from black to cement.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, various. 32 million views. 32 million. 32 million. Okay,
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: so what is that? Why are we so interested in
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: watching people clean up horse hooves?
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Well, I think part of it is it doesn't hurt
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: the horse, and it looks like it would. So that's
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: kind of fascinating, because it's all, what is that, like
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: cartilage or?
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: It's all like fingernail stuff.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: I guess so.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: It's like giant fat fingernails. Wow. That's what it's like.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's what a horse hoof is. And if
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: they don't take care of the hooves, they get real weird,
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: and they look like Arab shoes where they curl up
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: at the tips. Yeah, right, right. There it is. Like that,
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: There it is.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: So this must be somebody just completely neglected that poor horse.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: But what did horses do in the, you know?
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: They wear off from running around.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, I see.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just like a dog's fingernails. Right. You have to
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: trim your dog's nails unless the dogs run around outside
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: a lot, and then you don't have to do anything.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Got it.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Horses are all happy now.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: They never stop growing.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Rat teeth don't stop going? Beaver teeth don't, right? Oh,
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: is that right?
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, shearing sheep.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, this is good stuff.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Wow. Isn't it amazing how many views does that have?
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Can I guess? Yeah, 23 million.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: There's 3 million subscribers on the channel.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go 80 million.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: 3 million subscribers?
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: 3.7.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: 3.7 million. Oh, wow. This is just a Greek guy.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Look at that. There's another guy that I love. The
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: channel's called Wilderness Cooking. And this guy lives in Azerbaijan,
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: and he cooks in the mountains. It always looks delicious.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: And then at the end of it, he has a
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: bite of it, and he looks at you, and he goes, super.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: He gives you a thumb up. It's a great channel.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: And that guy's got millions and millions of views, this dude.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: So he catches fish, and he does all the things
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: he He makes his own fire, and he's always cooking
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: in weird ways.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: See, this guy's way happier than all of us.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's having a good time. Well,
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: he lives in peaceful mountains. He's making delicious food.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Imagine him on Cameo just saying super. He could make
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: a billion dollars.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Happy birthday, super.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Who makes the most on Cameo? They're still doing that?
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah. Who's like the number one earner on Cameo?
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: That's a great question. I'm sure Dynamite had a run.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: It's got to be somebody with a catchphrase.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Is Jimmy Walker still alive?
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Is he still touring? I'd imagine. I don't know how
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: he pays the bills.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: These old guys, you wonder how they have money.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Can that last? Like, how long does Dynamite?
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: You know what I worry about? Guys who were, like,
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: middle acts, like, 20 years ago, and they just faded out. Like,
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: what are you doing?
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: I assume Ubers.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: John Kierkegaard? John Kirikou is number one?
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. So he does cameos? Who's that?
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: I don't even know who that is.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: John Kirikou?
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Former CIA guy. Went to jail. What? Yeah. They put
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: him in jail. A golfer?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: That's my buddy Bob.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, you know him?
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: And he's number two?
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: How much money does he make?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, he does a lot of these. He was
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: always in a fight with Santa during Christmas time. John
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Gruden's been up here for a while, but he's not
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: currently on here.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, that dude, Soy Tiet, the guy who sings?
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, he's fun.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then who's red? Is that one of the
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: island boys? Who's that guy in the lower left corner? Oh, wow,
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: that guy. Those guys are still at it.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Then the rest of these, I don't know who they are.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: So John Kierkegaard costs $ 179. Bam. For one of those. Oh, bam.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: Dan Margaro's in there. Good for him. Who else is
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: in there? Anybody you know? No. No.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Nick Foley.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, Red Dead Redemption guy.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, Nick Foley, the wrestler. There you go. How odd. Weird.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: What an odd thing.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Who's buying a rap report?
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: President Donald Trump parody is number 37. What? Michael Rapaport.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: He's screaming enough for free.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Why would you buffer?
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, buffer has got to be up there.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: Of course, buffer.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Of course, buffer. I've seen people in a hotel.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: They've heard him doing them.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. I've seen him do them. I've seen him
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: do them. I've been with him when he's doing them.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: How crazy his story with his brother.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Crazy.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Isn't that bananas?
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: That kind of shit blows my mind.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Didn't even know his brother until they were like 30.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: And they just found each other with the voice, both fighting.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, he was... the budget buffer in the beginning.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: He was like, if you couldn't afford Michael, you got Bruce.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: But now Bruce is way better than Michael. No disrespect
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: to Michael, but Michael gets, you know, Michael's smooth. Let's
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: get ready to rumble, which is perfect for boxing. But
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Bruce is perfect for MMA.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got more flair.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: He gets you fucking hyped.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's got the suit on.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: He's going to drop dead doing that one day.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: We've all called it.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Because he gets beat red and now he's like deep
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: in his 60s.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I don't know how old he is any
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: parties to I think Bruce parties. Oh, yeah How do
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: you know there's a bunch of videos of him? He
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: got no fistfight in an elevator with an MMA fighter.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, that was a Frank Trigg Yeah, yeah kind of
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: a fistfight a little bit of a pushing shoving probably
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Frank Trigg would literally kill him.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: I know that's why I'm impressed cuz he stood up to.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Him Frank Trigg was a animal when he was young Yeah,
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: I would not this was like I think it was
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: when Frank was still fighting that's crazy i don't think
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: frank really fought him back i think that would be
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: a very quick encounter.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: But just the fact that he he was up for
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: it i don't know what really happened i think the
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: story's online somewhere.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah it's bruce's version of the story Yeah, it's true.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? I don't know. Not that
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: Bruce is lying. Bruce might have thought he was in
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: a fight, and Frank might have thought it was hilarious. Right, right.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah. But Bruce did martial arts most
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: of his life.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: The craziest coincidence of all, and get your fingers ready, JMO.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Dennis the Menace, the cartoon, was invented in England and
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: in America on the same day.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: What? What?
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Put that in your pipe and jizz on it. Get
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: that cooking.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Because they were like, oh, you must have stolen this.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: So they went back and researched it. They were both invented.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Same character, same name on the same day and the
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: same year.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: That makes no sense.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Isn't that bananas? My brain blew up.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: That literally makes no sense.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: It's crazy. So that's a fun one.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: How is that possible? I don't know.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Just, you know, monkeys writing on a typewriter. Eventually you
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: get Shakespeare. Two guys thinking of the same thing. Same day,
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: across the pond.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's one of those things. What is that called?
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Like Berenstain Bears? The mandala effect.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: That's not the same thing, because that's when it's not real.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: This is something that's real.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Right. That's right. Right. No, I'm thinking of the wrong thing.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: What does Perplexity say? Our lovely AI sponsor, Perplexity, says,
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: there's actually two completely separate Dennis the Menace comic strip
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: characters that debuted almost simultaneously in in 1951, created independently
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: in the UK and the US. So how would they
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: even know about each other back then? Oh, sorry.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: It's 17th and 12th. So they're five days apart.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: Who started first? British was the 17th.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: On sale, issued, dated 17 March, on sale 12 March,
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: created by these guys, American, on 12 March. No. Like,
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: basically the same day on sale.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: On sale the same day.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Unbelievable. Blonde hair. That's insane.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Overalls. And it said, go back to what the saying
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: was again. It said, your son is a menace. Did
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: they both say that? No. I don't know. Wow. Both
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: mischievous little boys, but they look different. UK Dennis has
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: black hair, red and black jumper. US Dennis, blonde hair, overalls.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: They live in different fictional worlds. Creators worked entirely independently.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: No evidence, either knew about the other before publication, so
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: it's treated as a famous coincidence rather than copying.
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Unreal. There they are, side by side. Wow. That kind
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: of shit is kooky.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: It's weird. It's like when rats, if you teach a
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: rat how to get out of a maze on the
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: East Coast, rats on the West Coast get out of
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: the maze quicker.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: No fucking way.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: What? There's a guy named Rupert Sheldrick, he calls it
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: morphic resonance. He thinks there's some sort of communication that
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: all animals have with each other all over the world
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: that we can't quantify, that we can't measure, but it
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: seems real. Yeah.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Well, apparently I got caught in an ant pile when
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: I was a kid, and all the ants swarmed on me,
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: and they all bit me at once. I felt it.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: I was like, ah!
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: It was just one big wave of pain.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: They communicated.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah. Ants just immediately attack, though, as soon as
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: you get on the ant hill.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: But ants, they're on another level.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: You hear about the lady that fell? Her parachute didn't deploy,
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: but she landed in an ant pile of fire ants.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: And she survived because she was bit like a thousand
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: times by these fire ants. And somehow or another, the
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: ant bites and the adrenaline that caused it helped. Hey,
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: don't jump down. Stay up there, buddy. Is what kept
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: her alive. What? Yeah. Wow.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: That's when you start going religion shit.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Like, how did that happen?
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Stay up here, buddy. Stay up here.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Ant bites.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. 1999, her parachute malfunctioned. She fell 4,500 feet. Her
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: backup parachute opened at 700 feet but quickly deflated. She
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: continued to plummet towards the ground at 80 miles an hour. Miraculously,
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: she survived the fall. thanks to the fact she landed
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: directly on a mound of fire ants. Doctors believe the
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: intense shock of being stung over 200 times by the
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: ants released a surge of adrenaline which kept her heart beating.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's like a clear, she got cleared by ants.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: Isn't that nuts?
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: That is kooky. It's like when those guys jump off
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: the Golden Gate Bridge and a seal, a guy jumped off,
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: broke all his bones, and a seal pushed him to
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: the shore.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Whoa.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: That's in the documentary, The Bridge.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: A friend of mine did that. Really? Yeah, he killed himself.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: It's the number one spot to kill yourself.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, RIP Tony Anagoni. He's a buddy of mine that
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: was a professional pool player. I did commentary with him
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: on a pool match in the 90s. He was in
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: a book called Playing Off the Rail. It's a great
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: book by this guy, David McCumber, who was Hunter S.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: Thompson's editor in, I want to say Seattle, something like that.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: I forget what newspaper. But when Hunter was like off
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: the rails and out of his fucking mind too, it
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: was perfect. Another different kind of off the rail. Right, right.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: So he followed my friend Tony all across the country gambling.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: It's a great book about like pool hustling.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Tony was like a world-class professional pool player and they
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: went around the country gambling. And I don't know what
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: happened with him, but I lost touch with him.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Was he Golden Gate?
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, damn.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: It's like they all know to go there.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: Well, he was a San Francisco guy. He lived up
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: there his whole life. And I got this message from
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: a friend of mine. Tony jumped off the bridge. I
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: was like, no.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Crazy.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Well, it's weird because I watch matches sometimes on YouTube
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: and he's doing the commentary for the matches. Oh, that's crazy.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: It's so strange because he seems so happy. He's enjoying himself.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: They're cracking up. And I'm like, what is it that
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: makes someone want to end it? What is it? I
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: guess he had some failed business ventures and he was
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: going bankrupt.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Well, depression was way more unresearched back then. He probably
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: just thought, ah, something's wrong with me. I've got to
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: end this pain. But damn. But yeah, everybody who lived,
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: they said, each of them said separately, right when my
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: hand left the rail... I regretted it.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Every single one.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: They all say that. Everybody who lives.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Don't do it.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: It's a terrible idea. Yeah. Do you remember the one
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: in downtown LA where the guy was on, I think
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: he shot himself with a shotgun. He was standing on
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: the edge of a bridge, and it was live on TV.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Do you remember that one?
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: It was like a standoff. They were trying to get
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: him to not jump, but he had a shotgun. It's hot.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: I think I'm conflating it.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Pull it up.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: But I'm pretty sure he blew his brains out on TV. Damn.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: I knew about the fat guy with the gun in
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: the mouth.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: The old politician guy.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Was he a judge?
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Maybe a judge.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: A dirty judge?
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: That song, Hey Man, Nice Shot.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Exactly. Yeah. And that was a hot video when I
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: was a kid.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. What is it?
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Taste of Death?
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Bud Dwyer.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Bud Dwyer.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: That's it. That was one of the first ones where
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: you got to see a guy die. Like a viral video.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: He put a. giant gun in his mouth. Look at that, 44.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: And everybody goes, no, no, don't do it!
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, great. He's like, hang on, relax, everyone stay calm.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: He just shoved it in his mouth and boom, blew
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: the top of his dome off.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: And now we just see people getting shot on Twitter
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: every 10 seconds.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Every day.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, the Kirk thing, I remember waking up and
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: being like, good God!
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: The Kirk thing's weird. The Kirk thing's weird because now
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: there's video footage from behind.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Is that right?
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean... The round that he was supposedly shot
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: with was a. 30- 06, which is a big round. That's
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: a round that you kill a moose with. And it
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: doesn't even have an exit wound.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: It don't make no sense. It makes zero sense.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Well, you hear about this Joe Kent.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they told him not to research or investigate.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: So what's up with that?
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: He said that they were told to stop their investigation. Yeah.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: And that they were going to handle it.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: And he just resigned.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: And meanwhile, have they handled it? Like, we haven't seen
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: that guy, the guy who loves furries, who supposedly killed
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Charlie Kirk.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Tyler.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Robinson. Yeah.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: We haven't seen him talk. No. He hasn't said he
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: did it. He hasn't said he didn't do it. There's
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: no known, like, independent video of him talking about it. Yeah.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: And then there was footage of him, like, at a
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: yogurt shop. Right. Like, way across town, like, 20 minutes later.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: The whole thing is like. Super sus.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: It's similar with the guy who shot Trump, whatever his
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: name was. He had three names.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, that kid. That kid was in a BlackRock
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: commercial two years before.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: He had no silverware.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: His house was professionally scrubbed.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: And no one can ask questions about that? We can't
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: deep dive on that?
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: If you do, you're a conspiracy theorist.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: He shot a presidential elect.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Not only that, but isn't that a fucking conspiracy? Like,
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: that's a conspiracy. He conspired to murder the president of
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: the United States. Yeah. It seems like he had help.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: Of course. How the fuck did he get up onto
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: that roof? How did they not have people on that roof?
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: They said the slope was too steep.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, there were snipers on another roof that had a
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: sharper angled roof. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: And then he has no social media.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: He has no history.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: It's all kooky. Super suspect.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We can't ask questions or else we're assholes.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Well, not only that, the kooky people online now think
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: that that was staged. And that Trump had that guy
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: shoot his ear. Like, you don't know jack shit. about
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: guns if you think that that was staged.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: I will say the flag going up with the photo
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: op was pretty perfect.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: But sometimes that's like Dennis the Menace. Shit just lines
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: up perfectly.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: I guess so.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Sometimes weird stuff happens. Yeah.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: They're like, how is this so perfect? Right, right. You know?
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to get to the bottom of that.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: He got shot in the ear, man. I saw his
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: fucking ear. He had like a little mark on his ear.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: I remember that. Get Nick Shirley on this shit. He's
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: cracking all kinds of cases.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Bro, the stuff that he just found in California is bonkers.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: If you see that guy in your town, you're fucked.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: He's a persistent little queef.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Would you see what the governor posted? What Newsom's press
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: office posted? They posted a photo of Nick Shirley, like
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: a fake Nick Shirley, like a meme, like Nick Shirley
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: peeking into windows.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: I saw that.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Hey, he's doing your job. He's uncovering fraud, and what
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: you're doing is mocking him? Right.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: You should go, oh, shit, that's fraud?
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm the governor. They should just open up the
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: investigations into all these places immediately if you care, but
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: all they want to do is just obfuscate, cover it up,
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: make it look silly. Yeah. Make it look like he's something,
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: whatever he is, white supremacist. Right, right, MAGA. Nazi, whatever, MAGA.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Come up with a name.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: I don't want to get two of my kids at
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: a Somali daycare right now, so I don't want to
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: say anything crazy. But, yeah, that was all kooky. And, look,
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's real and what isn't anymore. If
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: you ask questions, you're this. You get labeled.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: It's a wacky time, and I'm happy.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: It's a time when we've never had more information, and
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: no one's less sure about anything.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Yes, and the same with we're more lonely than ever,
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: and we have more connectivity than ever.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's the kind of connectivity that people have.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: That's why I'm off social media. It's just not good
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: for you.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: No.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: I hop on to post things and I get the
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: fuck out of there.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: But you seem to know a ton of stuff. So
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: I'm like, how are you off social media but also knowledgeable?
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: Google News Feed and then things that inform people send me.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: I rely on people sending me things now, which is
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: way better. Because everybody's always sending you things. Have you
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: seen this shit? Holy fuck.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: I said something yesterday about that. Always. YouTube deleted it.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: I don't think they did. Oh, really? Yeah, I think
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: it's back. Or if it was deleted, it was pulled
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: back up. The Nick Shirley thing. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, good.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Because other people said, I found it. It's right here.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: So it might have just been a glitch.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: Or it might have been they thought about deleting it,
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: and someone said, that's going to make it worse.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Because it definitely makes it worse.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: But if it is true, I don't know if it
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: all is true with the fraud and everything, but I'm like,
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Can we stop it? Can we get the money back?
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Can we help people who are paying taxes who are
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: not getting anything out of it and it's all going
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: to some guy in a Cybertruck? Where's the redemption? Where's
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: the comeuppance?
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Well, this is the thing that Elon Musk told me
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: about during the Doge stuff. He said the biggest fraud
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: in this country is Medicare fraud, Medicaid fraud. He's like,
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: if that gets, he goes like, I don't even want
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: to talk about it because I don't want them to
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: kill me. He literally said that. He's like, we're talking
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: about hundreds of billions of dollars in fraud.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: But don't we have the worst health care or whatever?
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Huh. But it doesn't matter. It's not
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: about actual health care. It's about using the system to
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: extract money, pretending you have a daycare, pretending you have
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: a hospice, pretending you have a this and a that,
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: and really you're just lying about who's there and collecting
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: checks from the government. Because if you have a bunch
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: of clients, like there was one place in Minneapolis that
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: was saying they were feeding like 5,000 people a day.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: They never saw more than 40 people there. They investigated, like,
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: this is just, they're just taking money.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: And they're getting millions and millions of dollars. It's crazy.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: But you got to think, if this thing has been
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: going on for so long, they probably have a whole system.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: No one's ever investigated it. It's been happening for over
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: a decade. And they just like, this is what we do.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: And they're all just cashing in. Yeah, but. I don't know.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Like my friend lives in Minneapolis. He's an old pal.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: And he's like, I've known Tim Walls my whole life.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: He was always the governor and he's a nice guy.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: But then you see this shit and you're like, so
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: is he stupid or is he corrupt?
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Well, you can know someone and think they're a nice
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: guy because they're a nice guy to you. You know
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: what I mean? Right. Like I know a lot of
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: people and people say that guy's a piece of shit.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: I'm like, maybe. But to me, all I can judge
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: is how he treats me and how he talks to me.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: But he's going to talk different to me. Then he's
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: going to talk to people that don't matter to him.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you only know of his online perception.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: Tim Walsh just seems weird. There's no humans that I
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: know like that, that wave like that, that walk around
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: like this. It's just not normal behavior. Yeah. And he
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: stopped his run for re-election.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: I saw that.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: Because of this Minneapolis fraud. Ooh. So there's something to it.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: But he just wants to acknowledge me. He just wants
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: them to go like, geez, that is crazy. Holy shit.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: But instead it's like, shut it down. Don't listen to
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: that guy.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Just stop making me feel crazy.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: You're not crazy. It's real. It's real. I mean, maybe
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: Nick Shirley, maybe 100% of it isn't fraudulent that he uncovered.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: Maybe some of it's legit. But there's definitely some fraud involved,
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: and it's enough that you realize, like, this is– you're
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: talking about enormous amounts of money.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: And how long has this been going on? I know.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: And also, who's getting paid? Yes. Is anybody getting backdoor deals?
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: Is there any offshore accounts that other people have access to?
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: And they're funneling money, and no one knows about it, and.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Well, let's paper trail this shit and get to something.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: We don't make any arrests like all the Epstein guys
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: are out there. In England and Norway, they popped a
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: few guys.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Well, that was what the Doge stuff was all about.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: That was the whole purpose for it all.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: The whole purpose for the Doge stuff was to try
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: to uncover a lot of this stuff. And they found
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: fucking tons of it, hundreds of billions of dollars in fraud.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: And what happened to those guys? Those guys are getting,
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: you know, they're getting questioned now.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: And people are, you know, the guys, the Doge guys are, like,
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: having to give testimony. Uh-huh. They're like, you know, you
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: shut down important government functions. Right, right. Actually, these fucking things,
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: nothing was getting done, and these people were making enormous
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: amounts of money.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: It's like, did you see that fucking bridge that they're
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: building in California? I did, the wildlife. With the mountain lions? Yeah. Yeah.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: It's over $ 100 million.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: And they need more money for a fucking bridge.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Colorado built one, a similar one, for a fraction
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: of the cost.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: I think it was $ 5 million.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. A fraction of the cost. Yeah. And completed it. Right.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: And it's done. And in California, like, we need more
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: money to save the fox.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Well, there's so many regulations. There's so much red tape,
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: you can't get anywhere.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: It's a little bit of that, but they're blaming tariffs
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: in the government.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: But shut up.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Shut up. I doubt that's what it is. I doubt
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: it's $ 100 million and you can't finish it because of tariffs.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: That don't make any sense.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Well, we're still waiting on the bullet train. That started
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: 25 years ago.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Well, that was billions.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: Billions?
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Billions. Still not done. Billions, nothing.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, Japan is whizzing all over the place at light speed.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Have you ever seen, I think it's in China. There's
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: one that they debuted, they showed in China, and it's
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: just whizzing by these people and you get to see
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: how fast it is in real time when you're standing
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: next to it. No. It's bonkers, dude. Man. It's just...
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: And you just think, the problem with that is how
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: much track is there? There's a lot of track. Yeah.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: How many psychos are out there that could just lay
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: something on the track?
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Well, that's more American. They don't do that shit. They're
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: raised better.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: Someone can do it.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: They could, but they're Japanese. They're repressed. So they get
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: it all out with those trains. Right? It's like Nick Shirley.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: He's a virgin. So he's motivated.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's weird, right?
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: It is a little weird, but I'd rather an incel–
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: do that shit than, you know, shoot up a place.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Well, there's a lot of these virgin influencers now.
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: Nick Fuentes is a virgin, allegedly. Yeah, weird. This guy's
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: a virgin.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: I don't trust a lot of these virgins. That feels unnatural.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Go get laid.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: You're young. It's very unnormal.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Very, very strange.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Very.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: It's like Zoran. I don't trust an Indian who never
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: had a job.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Is he Indian? Yeah. Mamdani?
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: I believe he's Indian.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Is he? Oh, yeah.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: I think he's from Africa, but he is Indian.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's from Africa.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: But have you never had a job? Every Indian guy
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: I know is the hardest working dude on the planet.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: He's never had a job at all?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: No.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: I think he was a rapper.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: Mamdani's never had a job?
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: No, I don't believe so. This is his first gig.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: I know. Imagine your first gig, you're the mayor of
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: New York City. On one hand, super impressive.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Very impressive.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: First gig. Way to go. The sky's the limit for
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: this guy.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: His first job, he's the mayor of New York City.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like losing your virginity to Heidi Klum.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: I think he won because he said he's not going
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: to Israel.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: That was smart. And affordability.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: New York's so expensive.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Well, also, yeah, people are like, we're tired of the rich. Well,
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: the narrative is the rich people are causing all your problems,
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: and we need to tax the rich people. But meanwhile,
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: the rich people in New York are responsible for more
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: than 50% of the taxes.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Sure. Well, Hochul just said, please come back. Did you
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: see that clip?
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Good luck. Good luck. Good luck.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: And I think he seems like a nice guy. I
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: think he's got good intentions, but it just, you know,
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: you need some experience, and you need money, because he
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: keeps saying free, free buses, free health care, free child care,
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: and you're like, Stop saying free. That should be illegal
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: because someone has to pay for it.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: Right. So nothing free.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Nothing is free.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: You're just adding to the bureaucracy. You're adding to the
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: government waste. You're adding to the possibility of fraud.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: While you're just releasing people on the, on the streets. Yeah.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: And I think I have a theory that Muslim is cool.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Muslim is like the new black. It's cool. Muslim's hip now. It's, different.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: It's exotic. It's fun.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: I think the problem is people conflate Muslim and Islamist. Sure.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: And there's two very different things. I know a lot
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: of Muslims. They're great people.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Totally.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: But Islamists are people that want a global caliphate. Yes.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: And they want death to the infidels. Mm-hmm. This is
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: the difference between Iran and, like, Saudi Arabia. Like, Saudi
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: Arabia are Muslims. The Iranians are Islamists. Right. There's state-sponsored terrorism,
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: the whole deal. Yeah, yeah.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Well, any extreme, you know, like a Hasidic Jew versus
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Paul Rudd.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: You know, Paul Rudd's a fun guy. He has a cocktail.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: He has a funny movie. And then a Hasidic Jew
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: is like, all right, let me cut your foreskin off
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: and suck the blood.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Right. Give you herpes. Or these crazy fucking right-wing radical
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: Christian nationalists that think that we're supposed to be over
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: in Israel so that Jesus can come back on a
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: white horse. Have you seen that? No, no. Oh, Jamie,
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: pull that story up that I sent you. I could
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: resend it to you if you want. Wow. There's a
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: crazy story that was on Yahoo about this guy who's
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: a non-commissioned officer that went to a military debriefing. So
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: it was like an operation readiness meeting or a war meeting.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: And one of these fucking guys, one of these high
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: level commanders says, don't be worried because Trump is anointed
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: by Jesus Christ to bring back the return. Oh, no.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: To bring back Jesus's return on Earth. Commander claimed Trump
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: was anointed by Jesus to cause Armageddon to justify the
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Iran tax. Wow.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: See, that's like up there with Allah will protect me.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Same shit.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: It's the same shit. It's just coming from a different religion. Yeah.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: But it's the same mindset. Like, look at what he said.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: See what he said? Did you find the actual quote?
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: He urged us to tell our troops this is all
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: part of God's divine plan. Specifically referenced numerous citations out
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: of the book of Revelations referring to Armageddon and the
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: imminent return of Jesus Christ. And he said, added, the
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: superior had a big grin on his face when he
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: said all of this. which made his message seem even
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: more crazy.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Bro. Scary shit. That's just as scary. Those are just
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: as scary as suicide bombers. It's like people that are
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: like true believers in something that, you know, objectively sounds
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: a lot like nonsense.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: I would say there's less blowing up shit with the
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: extreme Christian guy.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Sure, because they won. Go back to the Inquisition. Oh, okay.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: And they were fucking torturing people.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: That's a good point.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: You know, people for... you know, for God's word or for,
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: you know, for God's service and service of God have
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: done some wild shit.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: But it's just people. You know, it's just people when
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: they get into positions of radical belief, they just, they
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: go nutty.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a cult. A cult is just a
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: microcosm of a full religion.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: You know, it's just some crazy guy who's like, I'm
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: going to fuck all of you and then we'll drink Kool-Aid.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: I used to do a joke about it where I said,
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: a cult is a thing where a guy creates it.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: And that guy knows it's bullshit. In a religion, that
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: guy's dead.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, I see. In a religion, the guy who created
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: it is dead.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, right, right.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: So it's like everybody just believes.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: But in a cult, you know, like David Koresh or,
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: you know, fill in the blank, the Moonies, whatever it is. Yeah,
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: the Kool-Aid guy. Some guy created it, and he knew
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: it's bullshit.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Scientology. That guy is a science fiction author. Completely, L.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Ron Hubbard. But now he's dead, so it's a religion.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: They have tax-free exempt status. That's good. They're exempt from taxes.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: Is that right? Scientology.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: No.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: That's how they can afford all that real estate in L.A.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, they have so much real estate.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Crazy buildings.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, crazy buildings.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: Right downtown.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: And that's the nuttiest thing about L. Ron Hubbard. He's
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: one of the worst authors of all time.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, he stinks.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: Terrible.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: And he's a weird-looking dude. I think he beat his wife.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: Did he?
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: He was a troubled.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: You can say that because he's dead.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: I watched a little documentary on him. He's a troubled individual.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Well, he was definitely troubled, which is why he came
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: up with Dianetics in the first place. Right. He was
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: trying to self-diagnose. He was trying to fix his own brain.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: But it also shows how sad and sheep-like people are
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: because we're like, we need something. I need something to
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: believe in, something to go for. I'll support you.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: I'm alone. Well, everybody's so lost that anybody who comes
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: along that confidently claims they have the answer, people just follow. Yep.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Every time.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Very odd. It's like, I think it's programmed into us
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: just like from the time that we were in tribes and,
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: you know, we had to count on the chief to
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: be correct.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: But I'm sure you got some psychos who are.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: Up your ass. Who believe everything I say?
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're so big. You got such a big umbrella.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm very clear that I don't know what
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: That's the key.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: And if I do, it's like very specific things. So
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I can tell you for sure that this
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: is a fact. Right. Because I'm an expert in a
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: few things. But other things, I'm like, don't listen to me. Yeah.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: But this is what I think.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Well, you're one of the few guys who will go,
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: you know what I said last week? I was wrong
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: about that.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: You have to.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Nobody does that.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Well, because they all just want to be right all
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: the time.
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: And they all connect their identity with being correct about
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: whether it's COVID. Right. COVID ruined a lot of people's credibility.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: 100%.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: Because they were all in on the vaccine, all in
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: on this, all in on the lockdowns, all in on
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: the masks. And once it was revealed that all that
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: stuff was bullshit, the vaccine didn't really prevent infection. Those
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: people just never came out and said, you know what?
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: I was wrong.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: I know, and that would go so far, but nobody
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: will do it. And then the right and the left,
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: they both just want their side to win, so they're
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: like just— Exactly. It's like when the ball goes out
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: of bounds on your team, you're like, I didn't see shit.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: And then the other team's like, what are you, crazy?
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: We got video footage. Yeah, it's cheating.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: It's cheating.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: You're cheating in the game of discourse.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: Right, right.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: The game of discourse is you're supposed to say what
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: you really think, and then when you think something differently,
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: you say, okay, I was wrong.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: You have to be able to say, I was misinformed.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: I thought it was this, but it's actually that.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's why those videos are so fun when they
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: go to a college campus. They're like, can you believe
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: what this Trump said this? And they go, that's racist.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: He's a piece of shit. And they go, actually, that
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: was Biden. And then they go, oh, well, what are
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: you going to do? I got class in a minute.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: I got to go. You're going to vote for me.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: You ain't black. Yeah.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: He's got a couple N words, too, out there, by
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: the way. Does he?
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: Pull it up. Biden had a few.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: Well, I remember when he called African-Americans super criminals, right? Whoa.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Or super predators. That was during the 1994 crime bill,
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: which is he was really responsible for a lot of that.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: The 94 crime bill, and people forget about that. Like
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: during the Clinton administration, like Clinton in a lot of–
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: Clinton was a great president in terms of what he did,
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: balanced the budget, great– Got ahead in the office, but,
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: you know. Let it go.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: Oral office.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: Let it go. Yeah. Let it go. But other than that, like,
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: he did a lot of things that were really good.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: But one of the things that he did that wasn't
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: really good was the 94 crime bill. So many people
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: wind up going to jail for the rest of their lives.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: They ruined so many families, so many lives lost. Yeah.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: People that could have turned their life around, never got
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: a chance, locked up forever.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and deported a lot of people, too.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Not as much as Biden. Excuse me, not
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: as much as Obama.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, he was the king of that.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Not only did Obama deport more people than Trump, they
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: arrested more Americans accidentally.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: Than Trump. Yeah, the percentage of Americans arrested was higher
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: and also the deaths were higher. Also, he had two terms. True.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: So you got to think about that.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: True, yeah. But nobody got shot in the street.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: Like his ice didn't shoot anybody that I know of.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: No, they did. Oh, come on. They did kill people. Yeah,
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: they killed people.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Civilians?
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it was civilians or if it
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: was actual illegals that they were trying to deport, but
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: there was definitely a bunch of people that were killed.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: I want to say it was somewhere in the range
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: of 30. 30? Yeah.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: Well, no social media back then either.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: Right. That's big. Big. That changed everything. They could cover
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: up everything back then.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: But wouldn't you like to talk to Obama and go, ah,
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: come on, that was crazy, right?
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: Well, Marin talked to Obama, and he just kind of
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: softballed him. You know, he just was like— he let Obama
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: just kind of talk. He did it recently. He did
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: it twice, and both times it was kind of the
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: same thing.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: But he is an icon, and he was a good president,
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: and he seems like a cool guy.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: He was a very good statesman. Yes. Like, the way
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: he talked was great, but he also— said he was
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: going to protect whistleblowers, and he went back on all that.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: They even removed that part of the Hope and Change website.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: His Hope and Change website, when he was running for president,
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: was all about removing whistleblowers. So what does it say here?
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: No documented cases of ICE agents directly killing anyone. There
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: you go. Such as through shootings or excessive force during
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: Obama's presidency. However, 56 individuals died in ICE custody over
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: that period.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Well, he did the cages.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Okay, so that's how they died. So it wasn't shootings,
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: primarily from medical issues, like they had lead poisoning from bullets.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Inadequate care or whoops, he hung himself in a two-foot cell.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: With reports highlighting substandard medical treatment contributed to at least
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: eight cases between 2010 and 2012. Most custody deaths under
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: Obama were attributed to natural causes. Heart disease. Well, you definitely,
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: you're dealing with a lot of people that snuck in.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: Not suicides, hanging, or violence by agents. Aha. Interesting.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: Interesting. And what's up with that wife dick?
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: Ah.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: A little levity, folks.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: I wish that was true.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: It would be so fun.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: Just a goof.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: I think the French one's true. The chef? No. Candace Owens?
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: The woman she was saying that Macron's wife is a man?
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. No way.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think so.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: I might be wrong.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, she's a little.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: Something's odd.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: She's odd. She's a little transy.
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: But I don't think.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: You ever see the way she sits?
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: Pull it up?
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: I have not. She sits like a dude. No. What,
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: man spread? Yeah, man spread.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Is that right?
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Odd alignment of the hips. Interesting. Seems very masculine. You know,
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: that's why men sit like that. It's not because we're dicks.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: It's like your legs go out like that, whereas women's
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: legs go inward.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: Because they have birthing hips, and the angle is different.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: I thought it was the ball bag. It's a little
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: bit of it. You're airing it out a little bit,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: whereas a woman has a clam, so there's no resistance.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: Well, that's why you don't trust guys who sit like Ari.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: With that leg over the top, that cross-legged thing.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and ironically, he's got a huge bag.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: He's got a big bag and a big cock.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: Crazy Jew hog on that guy.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: Little baby arm. Yeah. Big old fucking sack.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: He's doing good.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: He's doing good down there. Watch how she sits. Boom. Oh, yeah.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wow.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: That's how a dude sits.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: That was a manly sit.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: Even the walk. I know. Even the stature, the skeletal frame, everything.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Looks like John Denver.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: It looks like a guy with tits. Right? Boom. Look
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: how it sits. But that's not the weirdest thing. The
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: weirdest thing that everybody accepts, the fact that they started
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: their relationship when- She, air quotes, was 40, and he
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: was like 14 or 15.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: If that was reverse, guy to girl, that would be
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: a headline.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: Big time.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: But it's French. It's in France. True. So they're like,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: we are different in France.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: They're sexual people. They didn't fuck with me, too, in France.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: They were like, no, no, we like being.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: Because it would take the whole country down.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: Men and women. Look, that's a woman, supposedly.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: Italy, too. Take her down. Take them all down.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: Italy's like, we hit the ladies and we catcall. That's
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: our thing.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, they're animals. Oh, yeah. I was in Rome with
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: my kids in a taxi. It was just me and
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: my kids. And this fucking driver of the taxi stopped
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: the car in the middle of an intersection. to cat-call
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: some lady. No way. Who had a big ass, who
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: was walking across the street. She says, look at that ass.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: And he just kept driving. I was like, these people
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: are animals.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: It's kind of charming with that voice, though.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: It is, but you've got to realize, like, if you're
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: in Rome... These are the descendants of the people that
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: were there when the Colosseum was running.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: These are the people that were there when the fucking
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: Roman games, when Rome was conquering the world. Of course
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: they're savages. Right, right. Of course. They're the descendants of savages,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: direct descendants. of some of the most savage people that
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: ever walked the face of the earth.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those gladiators and shit.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: The Roman Empire.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: They fought lions.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: They took over everything. Right. And then they got the
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: Vatican right there, which is a weird fucking country that's
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: in the middle of their city.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: I think that's good balance. They got crazy shit with
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: the orgies, the wine, and then the gay stuff, and
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: then they got the Vatican. To me, that's kind of healthy.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: Jesus gives you a free pass. You just got to
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: say you're sorry.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: You just got to confess.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: Best loophole of all time was that confession bullshit.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: I think they did that just to get information on
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: people in the town, find out what they were doing.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: God says it's okay. You still go to heaven. You
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: got to tell the priest. And the priest immediately went
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: and told the mayor.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Informing. 100%. Never thought of it that way. Of course.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: How else would you get people to tell all the
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: dirty shit that they're doing, all the crime they're committing? Oh, God.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: That's the way you get them.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: I went to Catholic school. I told those fuckers everything.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: Did you?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: I was in the box going, I jerked off to
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: my aunt. She's got huge tits. I really went off
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: in there. It was like a podcast.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: I never got to sit in one. I went to
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: Catholic school only for one year when I was first grade.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: Did you make it out?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, I made it out, and I was like, I'm
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: never going back again. It queered me off of religion forever.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: That's a weird term to go with.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: I was like, this is not real.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: This lady, I don't remember anybody's name from the time
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: when I was six. But Sister Mary Josephine, I'll remember
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: that cunt till the day I die.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: She was so mean. And I was so confused because
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: I had only been with my mom and my dad
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: and my grandparents who were all nice to me. Yes.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: I had never been around anybody mean to me.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden I'm around this vile.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: Vicious bitch.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: Who's supposed to be like the person of God.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: Exactly. But they'd wrap your knuckles. I think they were
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: all repressed or something.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: A hundred percent.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: They needed some vitamin D.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Get that dick. They didn't get no dick. That's
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: a crazy rule too. You can't fuck. And you know
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: why they came up with that rule? No. Because all
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: the priests were fucking everybody because they were the rock stars. Whoa.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: They were the guy who talks to Jesus. He's the
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: guy on stage.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: The guy on stage. And he's just fucking them all.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: And then they decided, hey, you can't fuck if you
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: want to be a priest.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: But then they went to kids.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: That's what happens. You're only going to get gay guys
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: or pedophiles who are interested in that. The gay guys
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: fuck each other. The pedophiles try to get the kids. Right.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: Because you get isolated time with the kids. Right. Like teachers.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: Like how many teachers get caught? One of my kids' schools,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: they just busted a guy.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: Back in Calabasas. Whoa. Viewpoint. My kid went and took
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: this guy's classes for, I think, two or three years. What? Yep.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: He was taking upskirts photos, inappropriate photos, was jerking off
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: to him, admitted that the photos made his heart race
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: and seeing his kids. Full-on pedophile, was a part of
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: this very nice private school. Yeah. I think he was
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: there for six or seven years.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: Did you meet him?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: I must have. Oh, my Lord. I must have.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: You shook this guy's hand.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: I must have. He was my kid's teacher. I must
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: have met him. I don't remember him.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: You got daughters?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, mama.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Luckily, nothing happened to them, but they remember he
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: talked too much. Ah, interesting. My daughter said he just kept,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: he just wouldn't shut the fuck up. He talked too much.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: Spitting game. But what about these Florida whores who keep
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: banging the students? There's something, there's like an epidemic going on.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: Give them a pass.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, look, I'm not knocking it, but.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: That's different.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: I think that beats priests now.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: It's only okay if they're hot.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: Sure, but some of them are like, damn, I'd fuck her.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Those are okay.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know about okay.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: But if it's some big troll looking lady with no neck,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: her chin starts at her, her neck goes straight down
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: to her chest. Some Jabba the Hutt looking beast. You'd
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: be like, you monster. What'd you do to that boy? Yeah.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: But if it's some blonde lady with big tits and
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: glassy eyes, like she's probably on SSRIs. Didn't know what
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: she was doing.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: Sure. And maybe like the husband can't get it up.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: And this is a virile 14 year old basketball player
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: or something.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: How about that lady who was a mayor? She was
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: a mayor at some town in, like, Louisiana, and she
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: was fucking some 16-year-old.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: That was crazy. And they show the husband all over
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: the news. I'm like, this poor fucking guy.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: What a cuck. Poor fucking guy. Man. Fucking wife is
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: getting banged by a high school basketball player.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: And she was pretty.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: She was not.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: Very pretty.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: Kind of milfy.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: Kind of milfy, for sure. But that's the thing. I
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: have a bit about it. They never show the kid.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: I want to see that kid. What's he? Is he
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: some kind of young stud?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of them are. Okay. You just can't
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: see them because it's inappropriate. Sure. They're underage and they're victims.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: You ever hear of Zach Galifianakis' joke?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: I died of high-fiving?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: That's a great joke.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: Great joke.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: He was a great joke writer.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's a great comic.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: Great comic.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: Live from the... Purple Onion. Purple Onion, yeah. Yes, yes.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: Great fucking special.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: Great special. He had that thing where he'd get fake
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: angry and play the piano.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: He's a good dude, too.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: Good guy.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: He's a really good dude. Like, every time I've had
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: interactions with him, I'm like, this is a... He's, like,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: not Hollywood at all.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: No, no. He's a South Carolina guy.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: Bought a farm. Lives on a farm now. Yeah. I mean,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: he barely works.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: He just kind of lives his life.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, he's kind of a phenom. His standup was good.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: And then he just like, you know, Todd Phillips fought
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: for him in The Hangover. They're like, we don't know
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: this fucking guy. He's a nobody. And he's like, I'm
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: telling you, this guy's good. And he stole the movie.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: Stole the movie. Yeah. No, he's a great comic. And
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: that Between Two Ferns thing.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's brilliant.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: Amazing. Brilliant. No, he's great, man.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he just gets you on. He got Seinfeld on.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: He's trashing him. He's trashing Paul Rudd. He's got, like,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: all these. That's great.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: He was a great friend to Brody, too.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: When Brody was going through one of his moments where
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: he got off medication and he got a little crazy,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: we started noticing it at the store. Like, instead of
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: being funny, he was on stage. He would actually get angry.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: It was, like, really weird. And he came back. But
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: there was a while where he, like, really lost it.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: And Zach reached out, and he's like, don't interact with him.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: We're trying to get him treatment. We're trying to get
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: him back on his meds. He went off his meds.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: I love it. He's a good dude.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: Good dude.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: Solid dude.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: There's a video on YouTube. Yeah, they're out there.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: Solid people are out there.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: He's a normal guy. And you could tell, I feel
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: like Hollywood is like COVID where it fucks your brain
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: up eventually. And he got out and moved to a farm.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: So that's how you know he's sane.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: But there's people that are in Hollywood that stay solid.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: Like when I had Matt Damon and Ben Affleck on,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'd be friends with these guys.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I listened to that one.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: They're normal off the mic, on the mic. They're cool.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: They're cool over there in the lobby?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're regular. They talk to everybody. I've met Matt
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: Damon a few times. I actually ran into him in Italy.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: It was really crazy. In a restaurant where he was
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: sitting below a photo of him. Oh, weird. Because there's
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: photos of all these celebrities that come and eat at
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: this place. Yeah. And he was one of them. And
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: he was there. He was sitting there like. And then
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: I walked I'd met him before so I go hey
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: Matt I was like but he's cool he's normal he's
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: like a regular guy.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: Well he hit the lottery with that script I know
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: right yeah and they're both like good-looking they're nice they're
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: cool they're smart yes.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: They're really like Ben Affleck is underrated intelligence like when
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: he was talking about AI and And what AI is
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: actually promising versus what they're actually capable of. What they're
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: really trying to do is increase their market cap and
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: get more money invested. I'm like, oh. Clever.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: Clever. And I think he signed some deal with them
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: for millions and changed the game with Netflix.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: Big time.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: Big time.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: It's a fucking giant, giant deal.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: Big deal. That for?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: 600 million dollars, I said.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: Was that for the Ripper? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: He sold an AI company. Oh. That's why he knows
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: so much about it. Oh, that makes sense.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: He kind of broke it down on here, and then
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: like two weeks later, he sold it.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: That makes sense.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: He's ahead of the curve, that guy.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, both of those guys are good, and they've stayed
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: friends forever.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: And banging J-Lo for that many years has got to.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: He gave it his best. I mean... Try to tame
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: that horse.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: She sucks. She's quite a Clydesdale.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, I bet she's so fun, though.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think she's a malignant narcissist.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: But, by the way, that's the only way you stay
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: that hot when you're 80 years old.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: Smoke show.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: She's a smoke show.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that rump is a whirling.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: She could completely be a granny.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: And she looks fucking amazing.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: I want to put a blue ribbon on that, heinie.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: You got to be a narcissist to keep that up.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: I guess so.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, the skin, her skin's perfect. Everything. And it
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: doesn't look crazy, like filler.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: Nutty. This looks like pure. Yeah. Like she's just not aging.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: Nuts. Nuts.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: It's the Puerto Rican blood, I guess.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: Maybe it's that. It's good genetics for sure, but it's
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: also just upkeep and care and being aware of what
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: you look like and taking care of yourself. Right. Like
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: I saw one of those Instagram things where they showed
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: people from like the 80s how old they were.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, I've seen that.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: Like Archie Bunker. Yeah. Archie Bunker, when he was playing
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: Archie Bunker, when Ed O'Connell was playing Gardner, he's 10
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: years younger than me.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: Carol O'Connor.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: Carol O'Connor. Yeah.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: He was 10 years younger than me now.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: I think they did a cocoon one with Paul Rudd
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: and Ed Brimley.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: Yes. Same age.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: He was like 48.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: 48. You know, Mrs.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: Robinson was 39. What? 39 in The Graduate. And she's
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: like the old bag.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 6: 39.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: Now they got 39-year-olds walking on 6th Street who look like,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: you know, Cindy Crawford.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: They're hot.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: I gotta update my hot women. Megan Fox. There you go.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: Stuck in the 90s.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: Ah.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: It's odd, man. Yeah.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, look at that.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: She looked 39.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: I guess so.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: Like 39 in the 80s.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: That's Mel Brooks' wife, you know.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what 39 looked like. That looks like 69.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: I think she's pretty sexy.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: Not bad. Look at that. Ooh, not bad. Especially for
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: someone who never went to the gym. Yeah. Ladies, they
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: didn't do nothing back then. They walked.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: Well, and the dudes, too, could be completely no definition
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: and still be like a leading man.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: Right. The only one who was really ripped back then
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: was Charles Bronson. Wow, yeah. That motherfucker.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: Action star.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he was, even before he was an action star,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: that guy was just fit. Fit. Like, wiry. You know
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: when he did Hard Times, that movie?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: He was 50. No. Yes. Wow.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: That's impressive.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: Shredded. No TRT.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: Liam Neeson's old and taken.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: I was looking this up.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: The Golden Girls were all playing like 10 years younger
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: than what they were.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: That's nuts.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: That's nuts.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: 53. They were playing 79. She was 62. She was
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: playing 53, but she was 63. Oh, wow. Wow. That
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: was a great show. She's playing 53 and she's 52.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: The one lady, that's crazy.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: Betty White.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: Is Betty White still alive?
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: Nah, she kicked it.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: How old was she?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but Keith Richards beat her.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: That guy. How? How?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: He's like J-Lo. He's the male J-Lo.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: I saw the Stones at Circuit of the Americas a
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: couple years ago. Fucking incredible.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: He still shreds.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: I know. Both of them. Jagger's out there.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: Just dancing around. Yeah. Jagger's not, like, standing still. Like,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: have you seen? It was one of those old guys
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: who was in Vegas. Like, one of them guys from, like,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: the fucking 60s.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: Like a Wayne Newton type.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what is his name?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: Frankie Valli.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: Frankie Valli.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, Valli.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: Bro, it's like all lip syncing, and he can't move
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: his lips anymore.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe it.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: And he looks like a statue. Mm-hmm. It's odd.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: That is odd. Yeah, those guys have got to hang
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: it up.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Mick Jagger's butting your lips, baby. Dancing, moving around.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: I know. And they did a 90-minute show. Wow. Cranking it.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: He's got to be on peptides or something.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: Look at this guy.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, this guy's dead water.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: Let me hear some of this.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: This is like Mitch McConnell. I mean, he's just stiff.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: But he's like a board. Yeah. You got any volume
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: on this bitch? Poor bastard. Here we go. Someone talking
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: about it. Oh.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: Well, hats off to still go out there.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: He probably has to.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: He's got debt.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: Have you seen Barry Manilow?
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: Ooh. Rough? Weird. Really? Go to Barry Manilow's Instagram. He sings,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: but he's got like filler and it looks like his
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: chin's disappearing. Ooh. And I don't know how old he is,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: but he's not that old. Like, look at this.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, they start to look trans. God, this is weird.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: It's like an animatronic.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: It's Chuck E. Cheese. Right? That's what it's like. But
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: that's not even a weird one. Go to his, the
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: one on the far right, right there.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: Click on that one.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: Listen to him talk. He's like Kermit the Frog.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: Look at his hair.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: Is there any chance? How much would you bet that
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: that's a wig? Everything I own.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: It's all fake. Everything's fake.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: Everything. But the face is like, guy, let yourself just age.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: Don't do the filler in the boat. So this is
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: when he was younger. Yeah, he's a handsome guy. This
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: looks good. This looks legit. I mean, it just, when
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: they start pumping stuff into their cheeks, it's just like, look,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: he got stung by bees. It's just weird. Yeah, it's weird.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: It's a weird look.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: We all know. Just, what do you do? It looks weirder.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: It's worse. Just age. I know.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: We like age.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: With women, it gets really strange because there's a thing
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: that bodybuilders get and anorexics get, body dysmorphia, where you
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: can't see yourself the way other people see you. Right.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: So you don't realize that it's weird that your cheeks
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: are that big.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: Is that what it is?
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: Well, you know when you're drawing something and you're painting
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: and you're like, all right, it's done. I'll add a
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: little more.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: I'll add a little more.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: And then before you know it, you ruined it.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: Well, you get obsessed with the little minutiae, and you're
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: just focusing on weird parts of your face. Yes. Maybe
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: you got a weird little smile line right here. You
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: don't like it. You're like, fill it in.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: It swells up. You're like, good.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they get used to it. We see them
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: after eight months, and you're like, good God.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: But they're just gradual.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: So they don't realize how crazy.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: Didn't Ryan Gosling, aren't people accusing him of getting a
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: bunch of stuff in his face now, too? There was
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: some photos of him on a red carpet. It looked
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: real weird.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: I get the hair implants.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: I get it.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: Do that all day. But as a dude, you can age.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: We're all right. We're like Jason Statham and all these guys.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: They look fine.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let it go.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: Let it go.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: Don't do the filler thing. It's just you're changing the
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: shape of your face. It's also there's a ratio, the
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: golden ratio of your face. When you do something weird
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: to your face, it throws people off.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: The width of your face and the closeness of your eyes,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: the size of your nose- All of it fits within
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: a certain ratio.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: And when that ratio's off, like when you have a
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: really thin face but a small nose, everybody's like, hey.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: Where's that Ari nose? I need to see that big
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: old beak that makes sense with this shape.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, look at Jennifer Grey. She cut her nose off.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: Lost her career.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: Lost her career. And she was a cute, you know, little.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: She was cute. Juberon. Yeah, she had a big nose. Like,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: so what? She was beautiful. Beautiful. You don't have to, like,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: be perfect.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: Perfect ain't the way to go.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: Look at Bill Murray. That guy looks like an old fart.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, he looks crazy, but it's Bill Murray.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: He's a cool guy.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: I love Bill. He's my childhood hero.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: I really enjoyed talking to him. Oh, yeah. You had
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: Bill on. He was a good one.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: That must have been pretty nerve-wracking for you, huh?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: No, it was cool. He was real easy. It wasn't nerve-wracking.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: It was a little, like, nuts when you first meet him.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: But he had no idea who I was. Whoa. He
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: doesn't watch podcasts.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he had heard of me. He's like, you're Joe?
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah. Like, it wasn't bullshitting like some Hollywood
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: people do. I'm sorry, your name is.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: He wasn't doing that. He's not online. Doesn't have a phone.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: He said he had to get a phone to talk
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: to his kids. Whoa.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: You know who else doesn't have a phone?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: Woody.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: Woody Harrelson. Really? You got to get a hold of him.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: You got to get through his wife. Damn.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: Sucks with a wife, though.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: He's happy. He's like, leave me out of everything. Yeah.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: You can't get a hold of him through email. Leave
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: me out of it.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: He seems interesting. I remember that SNL he did.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: He's great.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: Where he just outed COVID shit.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: That was interesting.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He's great.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: I saw him kill Tony once.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: He hangs out at the club all the time. Really? Yeah.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: He's in the green room all the time. But he, like,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: hangs out normal. Like, talks to everybody. Doesn't big time anybody.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: He's talking to door guys. He's talking to fucking everybody. Normal.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He's cool.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: Cool dude. I mean, White Man Can't Jump is one
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: of my favorites.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: He's awesome. He's real. That guy's real. I've hung out
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: with him multiple times now. I really enjoy talking to him.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: There's a few of those guys. They make it through,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: and they're still cool. But one thing that a lot
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: of them have in common is they stay out of
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: social media. They stay offline. They just live. They just live. Also,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: he's in the cloud. E-meaning?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: He's a pothead.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: All day. He's like those rappers that call it living
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: in the cloud.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: I've never heard that.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: They're never not high.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: Like a Lil Wayne or something?
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: They're high all day. Constantly high.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know how they do that shit.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know how they do that shit either.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: Like those people just wake and bake and then go
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: out and do stuff. And then they just keep smoking.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's comics in the green room in New York.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: We'll just smoke weed for like three hours and then
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: go on and do another set and they hang out.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: I'm like, if I smoke weed for three hours, I'd
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: be crying in a fetal position. It's insane.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't be getting anything done. No. You'd be
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: so locked in your own head thinking about the world.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: But I think people's mental chemistry is different. For some people,
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: I think weed is like a legitimate medicine. It keeps
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: them together. Yeah. And they're not hurting anybody. No. Why
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: is it okay to be on SSRIs and OxyContin, but
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: it's not okay to just live in the cloud?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: That's a good point. They're medicating in a little bit.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: A hundred percent.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's what I was doing with alcohol as
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: a teenager. I was so anxious and nervous and I
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: wanted to fit in. I would just drink for like
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: social lube.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: Most teenagers are doing that for that same reason. They
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: want to be able to go to a party. And relax. Yeah.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: And not feel like everybody hates them or isolated or
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: weird or who's judging me. Just wee. Yeah.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: Like my nephew, he's 16, never drank, and he's a virgin.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: He's got no friends. He plays video games all day,
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: and he gives me shit for drinking. He's like, it's
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: so unhealthy. But I'm like, this is unhealthy.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: You got no friends. You never fingered a girl. You
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: don't go to parties. Nothing.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: It's weird that there's a lot of kids doing that now.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: Alcohol sales are 85% down with Gen Z.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: What? 85%.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: Is that real? And I just started a liquor. Yeah.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: So I'm fucked. But yeah, it's weird. I'm like, how
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: do you cut loose? I think they're all scared of
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: being cringed. They're all scared of being filmed. We were
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: so lucky. We could just get after it, fuck up,
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: drive drunk. You really think that's it? I think that's
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: part of it. Somebody told me that kids don't dance
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: at dances anymore because they're too scared of being go viral.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: You know, look at this white guy dancing like an idiot. Cringe. Hashtag.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: I think that's part of it.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: People are just so happy to catch people doing something
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: and ruining their whole life.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: That gotcha culture.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: It's horrible. It's horrible. And the type of people that
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: want to do that, they should be shamed. Yes. That
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: is a horrible behavior.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: 1,000% agree. That's where we're at. I mean, people scan
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: videos just to be like, gotcha. You said this. You
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: said that. They go through your old tweets, whatever it is.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: But we need to flip it and make those guys
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: get in trouble.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: 100%. It's like when someone has a false rape accusation.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: How come they don't go to jail? You almost made
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: a person go to jail. Right. And it turns out
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: that they didn't do anything, and then you just skate? Yeah.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: That's insane.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: They were going to go to jail.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: Forever.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: Forever for nothing.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: For nothing. That's crazy. For something you made up. Yeah.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: And then you just skate because you're a woman? I know.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: That's insane. Or you're a guy.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: There's guys that have fake rape accusations against other men. Right.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: It's nuts. I know.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: It's a bummer. But I guess it's human nature. It's powerful.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I know, but we should punish the
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: people that make fake claims.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: They should have to do half the time of the sentence.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: Like think about the Amber Heard, Johnny Depp thing. Yeah.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: Like he gets exonerated at the end of it. Everybody
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: kind of sees her talk and they go, oh, she
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: made up a bunch of shit. He's okay. Right. But meanwhile,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: what happened to her? Nothing.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: Well, she was humiliated, but yeah, she lost the money,
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: But when you falsely accuse someone of crimes.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: Beating her.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: Like beating you.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: She got a makeup lady to put shit on her.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: He could have gone to jail for 10, 15, 25 years.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: That's cruel.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: That's unusual.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: That's psychopath. And tried to ruin his life. Like that's what,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: you know, Jordan Peterson talks about that, that women are,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: they're experts in reputation destruction. That's what they like to do.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: And that's what she was trying to do with him.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: Well, they can't fight.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: So that's kind of their way, I guess.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: You know when they kill people, you know how they
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: do it for the most part?
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: Antifreeze in the oatmeal?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: Poison.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they get it slow over time.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: I was reading about this lady who wrote a book
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: about helping her children get over grief. And she sold
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: this book because her husband died. And then they just
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: arrested her for poisoning her husband. Oh, my God.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: Wow. She killed him. Yeah, she killed him. It was
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: in 2022.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: At least they got her. How'd they find out?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: She was like crocodile tears. It was so hard for
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: me to lose my beloved Steve or whatever his name was.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: What, did you see the Rebel Wilson thing?
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, JMO. She accused a guy of sex trafficking.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: And she accused Sacha Baron Cohen of telling her to grab,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: to finger his asshole. What? When meanwhile, what he really said,
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: it's on camera. Like, she was supposed to grab his
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: ass in a scene, and he said, you know, you
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: stuck your finger right up my arse. Like, take it easy.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: And she said, he told me to finger his asshole. Whoa.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: Something along those lines.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: Why would he say that?
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: Well, he is Sacha Baron Cohen.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: Sure, sure. That is Borat.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: So what did she accuse someone of?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: She accused a guy of being a sex trafficker, I believe,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: with children, and they caught her on a hot mic
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: or somebody on a hot mic saying their plan. They, like,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: spelled it out.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: And so she's in hot water.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: Well, she should be going to jail. Sure. You can
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: ruin someone's entire life. Rebel Wilson versus the Deb. What's
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: the Deb?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: That was the movie. Oh, okay.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: Four lawsuits explode as leaked audio alleges smear campaign against producer. Well,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: she's another lady that used to be really big, and
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: then she got kind of hot. She slimmed down a
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: little bit. So what did they actually catch her? Okay.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: What it says, the producers. So it says she alleged
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: this page six reported the dispute intensified after leak audio
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: raised questions about an alleged smear effort linked to a
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: crisis PR team working on her behalf. Wilson used social
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: media to accuse billionaire Sir Len Blavatnik of funding both
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: the film and the legal actions against her. It dates
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: back to 2024. Wilson accused the film's producer, including songwriter
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: Amanda Ghost, of inappropriate behavior towards the lead, played by
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: Charlotte McGinnis. She also accused them of embezzling funds from
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: the film's budget, engaging in retaliatory behavior after she raised
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: concerns and trying to block the film's premiere at the
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: Toronto Film Festival. Yikes. Producers later filed a defamation suit
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: against Wilson in Los Angeles. Wilson then filed a countersuit
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: that expanded on her sexual harassment. and embezzlement allegations, McInnes
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: publicly denied Wilson's claim that Ghost had sexually harassed her
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: and then filed her own defamation suit against Wilson in Australia. Wow.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: So the lady she was saying was being sexually harassed
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 3: filed a defamation suit against her.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: Another twist. This is when it gets good. Hollywood Reporter
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: published leaked audio that allegedly captures members of Wilson's team
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: discussing fake websites that would paint Ghost as a sex
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: trafficking madam.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: Wow. In the recording, one person can be heard saying,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: we can't just do that. Like, oh, she's a bitch.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: She sucks. It's like, it's got to be really, really
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: heavy and connected to something that heavy. Wow. Go to jail.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: Go to jail.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: If canceling works, you can use it, you can weaponize it.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: Wilson addressed the controversy in a series of Instagram stories.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: She says, I was going to wait to take the stand,
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: but the absolute bombardment on me as a person via
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: heavily paid crisis PR firms recently has taken its toll,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: and it's impossible to say nothing, she wrote. She also said,
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: everyone who knows me knows I a true rebel. Oh,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: she's a rebel because her name's Rebel. I say it
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: how it is.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 3: Another post added, I am pretty strong, in all caps,
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: and when push comes to shove, I'm going to get
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: on the stand and tell it like it is. Holy fuck,
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: these people are fucking crazy.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: Scary stuff.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: There's so many of these people that are not just narcissists,
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: but sociopaths at the same time.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 5: Right, right.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: Narcissists and sociopaths, and then recently hot.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 3: So it's like new powers.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: Exactly, new powers.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 3: New hot powers.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: You know who I'm loving, though, is this Doja Cat.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: What about her?
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: So she's some pop star who I don't even know.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: I'm an old boomer queef. But she went after Timothee
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: Chalamet when he made fun of ballet. Did you see
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: that whole thing?
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, and then she said she was just virtue signaling.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, which I commend her. I'm like, she apologized. She goes,
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: I was just trying to get clicks. I'm sorry. That's hilarious.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: That's great that she backtracked and she came clean. I
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: love that.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: It is funny that she just admitted it. She's probably high.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: I was probably high, like, what am I doing? Either way.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: What the fuck's wrong with me? I'm on board.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: We need more of that. We need more people going, ah, fuck,
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: I was high.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 3: You know, Louis C.K. said this about, like, social media stuff.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: He goes, it's just talk. But the problem is it's
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: written down. Like, people say things all the time that
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: aren't right. They shouldn't have said it. But when it's
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: written down, it's like, oh, it's documented.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: You know, and then everyone can read it forever. He goes,
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: but it's just talk. Right. It's just talk that you
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: could read.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: It is true.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: And it's in stone forever.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: Right, forever.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: On the internet.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: And people are never going to forget it. You can
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: say something retarded at a party when you're drunk and
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: then call your buddy the next morning, bro, I don't
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: know what the fuck I was saying.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: But if it's written on Twitter, they'll never let you
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: forget it.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: Again, why kids can't fuck around. They can't cut loose
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: because they'll get written about.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: They must be so paranoid. Of course.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: Feel bad for them. They can't enjoy youth. Youth is
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: when you do stupid shit.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: And when kids do get shamed, it will. If something
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: happens to you in high school.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's traumatizing.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: It's traumatizing. And you can go back to high school.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 3: I remember going back to high school years later, driving by,
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: and I would get nervous. Yes.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the pit. Yeah.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 3: The same feeling that you got when you were going
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: to school there.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: Totally.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 3: And I didn't have a horrible high school. No, me neither.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: But still. Still, yeah. Now imagine if I did. Imagine
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 3: if something terrible went down in high school. And I
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: was there like, oh my God.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: Well, you see these poor girls who get bullied for
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: being fat and they become anorexic or whatever. It goes
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: all kinds of different ways. Guys who got beat up.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: I got bullied pretty bad in school.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And that can fuck with your confidence forever. Of course.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 3: There's some guys that get bullied in high school and
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: they just never recover.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Now you can do that on social media in
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: two seconds and some kid will kill himself.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: Happens all the time.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: And then there's like pylons that people do.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: When comics do pylons, I'm like, good Lord. I have
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: like a mental list of people that do pylons that
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'll never fuck with you again. I don't
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: want to ever talk to you. Right. If I ever
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 3: see you, I'm like, you're waiting to turn on people.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: It's strange.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: As Bill Burr would say, we're all eating a shit
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: sandwich out here. Like, why do you have to make
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: this harder? Yeah. We're trying to be comedians. It's like
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: a crazy job to go for.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: Well, one thing that they all have in common is
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: they're all not doing well. Like, it's all comics that
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 3: are failing.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: I guess so.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then they're seeing all these other people that
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: are taking off and doing really well. Like when Shane,
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: when they piled on Shane.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 3: It was because Shane's talented. And they were really kind
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: of scared of him.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: Because when someone like that guy could take off, and
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 3: now he has taken off. And now they're fucked. They
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: can't say nothing. And then we all remember.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: Like, hey, you're the cunt that piled on. Yeah. All
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: that shit was going on with SNL. Fuck you.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: You got mad at a comic for saying something inappropriate?
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: That's what we do.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 3: Not only that, it was completely out of context.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: He was pretending to be a person who'd never been
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: in Chinatown before, who was a racist. Exactly. That was
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 3: his quote.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 2: But they could get him because he had a big gig.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: He got a break. So now we can take that away.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: And that's kind of the root of it.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 3: It's losers. You know, it's not like Chris Rock's not
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 3: trying to take people's gigs away. You know what I mean? Yeah,
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: of course. It's only losers. It's only people that don't
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: have anything going on.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: Well, Shane's got it.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 3: He's got it.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: He's like fucking Buscemi and Billy Madison. He's putting that
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: lipstick on and he's got a list.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: Good. Yeah. Good.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: He knows everybody.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good. Fuck those people. You don't have to do
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 3: anything to them, but just know them. Know them for
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: what they really are and never fuck with them again.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, avoid them. Just keep writing jokes. Keep killing and
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: live your life.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just keep killing. You don't need those fuckers. And
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: there's always going to be people like that in every business,
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 3: in every industry. There's always people that aren't doing so well,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: that haven't got their life figured out. They want to
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 3: attack the people that do.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 3: Bro, why do we have beers? What's up with the beer?
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 2: I brought a few in if you want one.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: Lone Star.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: I don't like that Bud Light shit. No offense, Mulvaney.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 3: I don't mind it, but I'll prefer a Lone Star. Same.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: Cheers. Hey, we're mixing liquors here.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: My dog's finally went to sleep.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: Ah, hallelujah.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Oh, shit.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: I was going to say something. Doja Cat.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: Cunts.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: Cunts.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 3: A lot of cunts in the world.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: But there's a lot of great people. I think cunts
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: are important because they make you appreciate nice people. Right.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 3: You know? If I didn't know any cunts, maybe I
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: wouldn't like you.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: Right. But I see the cunts and I want to
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: hug them. I want to go, come on. What are
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: we doing?
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 3: I do, too. But it doesn't always happen. You know,
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: I made up with Maren.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: I heard.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: Good on you. Well, the funny thing is you never
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: really started anything. It was all him.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: But it's that thing. It's like he wasn't doing so good.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: And he's also separate from us.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: He's doing great. He's in movies.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 3: I know, but it's like he's not doing as well.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: It's all comparative.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: Ah, it's so sad.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: Comparison is the thief of joy.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: I agree, but he's in the Joker. He's talking to Obama.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: He's like, he's killing it.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: He should be killing it. Yeah. But it's like people
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: compare themselves to other people. It's very toxic. It's very bad.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 3: It is. It is. Compare yourself to who you were yesterday. Right.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: Do a better job. That's it. Figure out what you
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 3: fucked up yesterday. Do better. Compare yourself to your friends
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 3: and get inspiration from it.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 2: Now, were you ever jealous of a guy?
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: And you go, I wouldn't mind taking that guy down
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: or that gal down.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: I never felt like that. I don't have that instinct either.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: I never wanted to take someone down, but I definitely
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 3: felt jealousy. But then I realized that's a bitch feeling.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 3: You know, and like, don't, like, you should be inspired.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: And nothing comes from it.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 3: Nothing. Nothing. But it's also I came from a martial
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 3: arts background where you have to have people better than
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 3: you or as good as you around or you won't
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: get better. Like if you're like in competition. So if
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: you're competing against like elite people all over the country
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: like I was doing when I was in high school
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 3: and afterwards. If you don't have people in the gym
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: that are better than you, you're going to get fucked up.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 3: Like you need to be around the best people in
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 3: the world. Like I had national champions in my gym. Right.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 3: Because of that. I had to rise to a very
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: high level. So they were very valuable to me. Sure.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: So instead of being jealous, like, why is he the
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 3: champ and I'm not? Instead of that, you're like, I
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 3: see what this guy's doing. I see what he's going through.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: I want to mirror his behavior. I want to be
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: inspired by him.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: Step it up.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 3: And you can do that with comedy, too, with everything else.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I will say martial arts is more objective.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: That guy pinned you. That guy knocked you out. This
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 2: comedy thing is subjective, and people go, I'm funnier than
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 2: that guy. And I'm like, I've never seen you kill.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 3: Right. That's true. That's true.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 2: That makes it harder. That's why we love sports.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: Right. There's an ending.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: You got more points.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 3: The basket goes in the net. Exactly. Or the ball
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 3: goes in the basket. That's it. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: But that's the problem. We're so tribal now that people
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: vote the right way, or they tweet the right thing.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: But they're still mean as shit. Like, as Ari would say,
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: good politics, bad people.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 2: I'd rather you tweet some horrible slur but be a
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: nice guy. Our priorities are out of whack in society.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 2: I think we're rewarding the wrong things.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 3: Well, we're really confused because social media is not real. Right.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: And it's not real human interaction. It's not normal. You're
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 3: not supposed to be able to just write something and
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 3: the people that respond just write something back. It's supposed
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 3: to be dialogue. People are supposed to communicate the way
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 3: we're doing. That's how normal people talk. That way when
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 3: someone says something nutty, instead of letting them go on
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 3: for paragraph after paragraph, You go, no, that's not true.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: I never said that.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 3: I never said that. No, you're mis... First of all,
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 3: you're taking something that was sarcastic.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: And you're making it like a quote as if this
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: is like what my real feelings were. Yeah.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 2: And they kind of want it to be real, which
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: is strange. You know, they go, we hate racism. I
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 2: heard this thing where they're like, Bill Burr's a racist.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 2: And somebody tweeted his wife's black. And they were like, well,
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: sometimes you'll marry black women to dominate them. And you're like,
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: give it up, man. And then his wife tweeted.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: You don't know that relationship. Yeah.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: Well, his wife tweeted after, shut the fuck up, bitch.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good for her.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: And you're like, there you go.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good for her.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: Just go, oh, shit.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 3: But also, don't interact with those people.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 3: These are not good faith conversations.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: So do you feel good? I mean, it must be
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 2: a load off with the Marin makeup.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was nice. I never hated that guy. And
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 3: it was a nice conversation. Yeah. And we're going to
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 3: get together when he's in town. Oh, my God. This
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 3: is amazing. We're going to have great bread to have dinner.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 3: I even invited him to the club. I'm like, come
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: to the club. It's not what you think it is.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 3: It's all walks of life. There's a ton of lesbians
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 3: and gay people. It's like the most diverse fucking place
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 3: on earth, but they're all talented. It's only diverse by accident.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 3: It's diverse just because the talented people all happen to
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 3: be diverse. Yeah.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: It's like UFC.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 2: It's like a Russian guy, a fucking Muslim guy, Chinese guy,
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 2: white guy, Korean guy.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 3: But that's what it's supposed to be. It's supposed to
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 3: be diversity is supposed to occur naturally. if you just
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 3: let the best people excel. Especially in something like comedy,
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 3: because there's no barrier to entry. It's an open mic night.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 3: All you do is write on a pad, come up
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 3: with some ideas. You don't have to have a lot
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 3: of money to do it. Everybody there that starts out
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: is broke.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: Well, did you see those Oscars regulations?
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 3: Crazy.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: That was a bummer, because I'm a big movie guy,
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: and that really bummed me out.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 3: Good, fuck the Oscars. Who cares?
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, I grew up watching it. I love movies.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 3: I know, but who cares?
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: But like The Godfather, all these movies would never have
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 2: been made or won.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 3: Never, never. There's a ton of movies that you could
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 3: never make. You never make Braveheart. Yeah. Right. Or Apocalypto.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 3: Or what about Boys? All brown people. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: Boys in the Hood. There's no Asian guy in there.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: And it's a great movie.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 3: It's insane that you would have diversity quotas when you're
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 3: talking about art because you're going to have a, What
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 3: if you're doing a film about Scotland in the 1400s?
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 3: You can't bring Asian people into the mix.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 3: They weren't there.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: But now you've got to write one in like, oh,
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: this Asian guy is the best doctor in Scotland.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: And you're like, wait, what? Yeah.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 2: It's the 1400s.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 3: If you're going to write a thing about feudal Japan.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 3: It's going to be all Japanese people.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 2: Squid Game.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: Right. Squid Game. That's okay. Yeah.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 5: That's okay.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 2: I love that show.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: Just like Sinners is okay. Yeah, I like Sinners. Have
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 3: a movie with all black people. It doesn't matter.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 3: It's just like, just make movies. And if people like it,
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 3: they like it. But this idea of having a diversity
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 3: quota where you have to think about that. Because I've
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 3: talked to friends that have pitched shows. And when they
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 3: pitched the show, like Bert was telling me this. He
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 3: was pitching a show and they were like, where's the diversity? Yeah.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 3: And he's just like sitting there like, I don't know
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 3: what to tell you. It's a movie about Russians in Russia.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 3: What are you fucking saying to me? Where's the diversity?
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 3: What does that even fucking mean? I know. It doesn't
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 3: have to be diverse. It just has to be good.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 3: And then if you have enough good things, you're gonna
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 3: have diversity across all these different films yes because there's
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: gonna be films about black ballerinas right films about you
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: know people you know running in the Olympics in 1936
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 3: and in Germany yes You're going to have films that
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 3: cover all the bases. I know.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 2: And let it just happen.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 3: Let it happen.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 2: Let the movie be good.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 3: Just let people create what they want to create. And
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 3: then I think judging art is crazy anyway. I think
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 3: awards for art are crazy.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 2: It's all political, too. It's just nonsense. Oh, Scorsese wins
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 2: for The Departed. That's not his best movie.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 3: When they were doing the Golden Globes for podcasts, I'm like,
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 3: good luck. Get out of here with that.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 3: I didn't even submit.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 2: I heard.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 3: I'm like, get out of here. I'm not going to
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 3: be a part of your bullshit. You just decide who's
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 3: the best. And who's deciding? Yeah. Fuck off.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: Awards for art are just nuts.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: It doesn't work. And then we all go, how'd they win?
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 2: Is that because of this? Exactly. Or is he actually
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: really good? And now you're questioning it and you can't
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: even get into it.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 3: Well, do you remember Siskel and Ebert? Yes. Well, they
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 3: were the guys.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 2: I love Siskel and Ebert.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 3: I loved them, too, until I saw the outtakes, and
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 3: I realized they were both cunts. I know, but that
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: was fun.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 2: And they were going after each other.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 3: They hated each other. They hated each other.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 2: Those YouTube outtakes are amazing.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 3: Amazing. They fucking hated each other. Oh, yeah.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 2: But that was a fun show. Two thumbs up, though.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 2: It was lighter.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 2: It wasn't like, this movie was racist.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 3: Right, right, right.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 2: It was just like, good or bad.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 3: Right. They just judged it based on what they felt
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 3: watching the movie, and they had educated takes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 3: But that's where... That's where... Not awards for art, but
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 3: recommendations for art by people that you appreciate.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 2: Yes. I just picture the Academy going, damn, that's a
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 2: good movie, but it's not a trans guy in a wheelchair.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: And this one does that. They used to do it
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 2: with retards. That was a big thing with Oscars. It
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, this guy's playing a tard. We got
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 2: to give it to him.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 2: And now it's more... skin color based.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 3: And then it got to Tropic Thunder where they never
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 3: go full retard.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly. They kill that genre.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You never see people playing handicapped people in a
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 3: film anymore.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 2: But that movie's great because it shows Robert Downey's in
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 2: full black everything.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 2: And everybody's like, he nailed it.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 3: I asked him about that. I said, do you think
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 3: you could do that movie today? He goes, well, you
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 3: could do it. It'd be a fucking problem.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 3: He was the last guy to do blackface and not
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 3: get canceled.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he fucking killed it.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 3: Killed it. It was amazing.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: That movie was fucking amazing. It's the last.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 3: Completely politically incorrect movie, and it is hilarious.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 2: I know. It's so good.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 3: You know who kills it in that movie? Tom Cruise.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 2: Killed it as the sleazy agent. That dancing.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 3: That guy's so good.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 2: He's good.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 3: He's so good. I was just talking the other day
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 3: about that movie Collateral. Oh, Michael Mann. Great movie. That movie,
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 3: I just watched it a couple of months ago. I
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 3: was like, this movie's so fucking good.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 3: He's so convincing.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 2: So scary.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 3: As a complete psychopathic killer.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's not much going on, but those two together,
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: the chemistry was amazing.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 3: Well, when things happen, they're so crazy. Yes, yes. Like
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 3: that scene in the alleyway where he shoots those two
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 3: guys and they're trying to rob him. Great. You're like, fuck. Fuck, yeah.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and hats off to Jamie Foxx.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 3: He's so good in that movie.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 2: He plays kind of a nerdy, scared guy, and then
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 2: he can play Ray.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 3: Yes, that guy can do anything.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he had him on.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 3: I love that guy. He's great.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 2: He's a talent.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 3: He's a super talented guy and a really nice guy. Oh, yeah?
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 3: I've met him at a gas station once. What? He
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: was taking his daughter home from a martial arts class. Wow.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 3: And we were just pumping gas next to each other,
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 3: and some guy pulls up in one of those Have
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 3: you ever seen those Rezvani trucks? Do you know what
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 3: that is? No. It's a crazy, like, futuristic-looking, bulletproof car.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 3: It's like a Rezvani tank.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 2: What? Pull it up.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's cool-looking. Is it electric? No. No, this is
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 3: a long time ago, before electric cars. This is probably... 2000, well,
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 3: there was some Teslas, the real small ones that were
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 3: based on the Lotus platform back then, but this was
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 3: like 2014 or 15 or something like that. That thing.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 3: He pulled up in that. That's Jamie Foxx's car.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 2: That's like a Batmobile kind of thing.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 3: Exactly. So he pulled up next to me, and I
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 3: was like, who's driving that fucking thing?
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 3: And Jamie Foxx goes, what's up, Joe? What's up, Jamie?
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 3: What do you do? But he's cool. He's like a
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 3: normal dude.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he did it all. He did stand-up. He
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 2: did a living color. He had his own sitcom.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 3: Ultra. And then the movies. Ultra talented. Can sing. Oh, yeah.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 3: He can act. And he can act in comedy. He
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 3: can act in drama. He can play a nerd. Right.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 3: He can play a killer. He can play anything.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 2: I just re-watched Ray. It's incredible.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 3: It's amazing. Oh, yeah.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 2: He kills that role.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 3: How good is he singing it?
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 2: That's him singing. Yeah, I didn't realize Ray was such
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 2: a junkie.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 3: Was he? Yeah, that's right.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 2: Big heroin guy. That's why he was all moving like that.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 2: He was all wonked out on the H.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 3: You know how people say Stevie Wonder can sing? Or
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 3: Stevie Wonder, rather, can sing?
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 2: Can see.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 3: Can see.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 2: I've heard that. He catches the microphone. I'm trying to
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 2: talk real fast. The microphone falls and he catches it.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 2: So that's a big conspiracy theory. But looking back, that's
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 2: such a gentle, light conspiracy compared to the fuck we
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 2: got going on today.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 3: I know, right?
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that Elvis is real. We used to have a fun,
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 2: kind of playful conspiracy.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 3: Tupac's still alive.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. And then now it's all out of whack.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 3: Now it's McCrone's got a dick.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 3: I've heard Erica Kirk's got a dick. I've heard that one.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: Whoa, she seems thrilled right now.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 3: She's an odd duck.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 2: She's a kook for sure.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 3: You ever seen the compilation of her making crazy eyes? No.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 3: There's a video of her making demon eyes, and every
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 3: time she makes the eyes, the music. It's so ridiculous.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 2: She's possessed.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 3: Well, she just gets intense.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 2: She's like the guy. What's the gang gang guy? What's
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 2: that guy? Oh, my God.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 3: Look at that.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 2: She looks like a televangelist.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 3: Give me some volume. She's talking to Barry Weiss.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 3: Watch this. Pay attention to her eyes. Charlie said or
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 3: believed things that they believed were controversial or even hateful
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 3: that he somehow had it coming.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 2: What do you say to people who justified you're sick?
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 6: He's a human being.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, boy. Exactly when Barry is saying they basically said
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 3: that because Charlie said or believe. All right. We don't
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 3: need the Vincent D'Onofrio. That's not the one that I
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 3: want to hear.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 2: Okay. But, yeah, she seems she's having a good time. Well,
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 2: she was on a reality show.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: So she's a star fucker.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 3: A little bit. Maybe. She was also in some weird
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 3: CIA documents or CIA films.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 2: Is that right?
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You ever seen those films? No, no. See if
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 3: you can find those films. There's some weird internal films
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 3: that they made that she was a part of.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 2: She looks like if a pageant lady, a pageant girl
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 2: was growing up.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 3: 100%. Yeah, look at that. Yeah, well, I mean, she
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 3: essentially was a pageant lady. Oh, really? Right? Wasn't she
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 3: in Miss USA or one of those things?
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 3: Maybe. Wasn't she, Jamie?
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 2: She's got that kind of face. Oh, I don't know.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 3: Well, there's a thing that people want, right? That attention,
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 3: fame thing. Yeah, yeah. That is what they really want. Okay,
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 3: so Jamie will find it.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 2: She's got fireworks behind her.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 3: She's wild. Erica Kirk CIA video releases serious questions.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 1: That's the one I just played.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 1: It had a five-second clip and the rest was not.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, but the full video is out there. I watched it.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 3: And it's very weird.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 1: It's the same video.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 3: So see if you play it. It's about EMP attacks
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 3: and power grids.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 1: The whole rest of this was not that clip.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 3: None of it? Nope.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 2: Well, a gig's a gig. I think if you're a
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 2: struggling actor, you'd take any kind of employee video or whatever.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 3: I guarantee you that video's out there. I mean, no
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 3: one could have pulled it. Well, there's the Jimmy Dore
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 3: video there. Here it is. Here it is. Look at this.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 6: Vulnerable that we've presented to congressional officials, one being cyber,
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 6: two being hackers, three being physical threats, fourth one is
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 6: solar EMP, and the fifth one is man-made EMP. So
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 6: the concern that we have is that we put out
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 6: this critical information, and when we go over this risk analysis,
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 6: they hear what we're saying, but they don't want to
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 6: take action.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 3: Well, there are 18 critical infrastructures. It's weird, but Very weird.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 3: She's doing a CIA informational video. Weird.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 1: Is it an acting gig or is this something else?
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 3: Perhaps.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 4: Or.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 3: I know. But even so, you're doing an acting gig
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 3: for the CIA. Who calls you for that?
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 3: You ever get one of those calls?
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 3: No, I never get one of those calls.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 2: And my agent never hit me with that one.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's odd. Well, there's a lot of people that
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 3: think that she was his handler. Oh. She was Charlie
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 3: Kirk's handler. But of course, there's a lot of people
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 3: that think I have handlers.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: Well, you got about nine Navy SEALs out there.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 3: They're not handlers. They're my friends. They're not handlers. I
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 3: know those guys. Okay. Well, they're tough dudes. You think
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 3: they are? They are tough dudes.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 2: They know some stuff.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of kooks out there, bro.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 2: That's true. I mean, you just had a shooter on
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 2: 6th Street.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 2: Finally, a guy in Austin kills.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 3: Blah.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 2: Only with three people, though.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 3: Blah.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 2: We don't have to get into the Austin, New York debate.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 3: That's a stupid date.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 2: It's all silly.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 3: What are we doing? That's Luis J. Gomez getting behind
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 3: these things. Settle down.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just more comedy, the better. Keep putting
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 2: it in every city.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 3: I know, right?
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, give me more good clubs.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 3: How is New York these days?
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 2: New York's good. I mean, we're humming. We got all
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 2: these clubs opening up still.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 3: More opening?
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 2: More opening, yeah. It's crazy. And comedy's hot, as you know.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 2: Comedy has been.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 3: The more fucked up the world is, the more hot
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 3: comedy is.
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 2: That's probably true, yeah. But it's legitimized now. Everybody takes
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 2: it seriously. Before you were kind of a clown. Now
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 2: they're like, oh, let's go see some comedy and listen
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 2: to them talk about Iran.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 3: Well, I think one of the things that helped is
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 3: podcasts because people hear comics talk about it and realize like, oh,
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 3: these are thinking people that are going through this very
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 3: bizarre art form that doesn't have a playbook.
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 2: And we have no rules.
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 2: Where now Oscars have all these rules. We will never
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 2: have rules.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 3: Thank God.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 2: And if we do, the whole art form is fucked.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 3: Well, they've tried to put rules in in certain clubs
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 3: and those clubs always fall apart.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 2: That's true. You know, you can't Well, it's so fucking
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 2: gay because they're all like, we love Richard Pryor. I'm like,
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 2: if he was around today, you'd hate him.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 2: He hit his wife. He was a drug addict.
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 3: Right. He was a psycho. Kenison.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 2: Kenison.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 3: One of the fucking greatest comics that's ever lived, completely
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 3: out of his mind. And also the best example of
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 3: someone who did not punch up. Yeah. He punched down
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 3: all the time. He punched down about starving people in Africa. Yeah.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 2: I love, why do we decide punching down was not funny?
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 3: They're stupid.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 2: It's hilarious.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 3: I had a guy on once that was a professor
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 3: that taught comedy and he wrote a book on comedy
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 3: and he tried to tell me that punching down is
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 3: never funny. I go, that is wrong.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 2: That doesn't make sense.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 3: You're wrong. I go, because Sam Kinison, one of the
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 3: greatest bits of all time, was him doing a bit
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 3: about the starving people in Africa. Right.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a legendary bit. Dave Attell has 18 minutes
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 2: on midgets. That's literally punching down. They're little, but it's funny.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 2: If it's funny, it's funny.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 3: If it's funny, it's funny. And sometimes it's funny because
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 3: it's wrong. Yes. Sometimes it's funny. It's like, oh, my God,
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 3: what are you saying?
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 2: Exactly. I know.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 3: Or Holtzman.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 2: Holtzman, hilarious.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 3: Perfect example. People try to take Holtzman literally. I've seen
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 3: comics complain about the mothership because they let a guy
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 3: come up and say these things. Right. What guy? Brian Holtzman?
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 3: Like, talk to Brian Holtzman offstage. It's Jekyll and Hyde.
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 2: Completely. Nicest guy in the world.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 3: Sweetheart of a guy. Yeah. Friendly. Loves everybody. Super kind.
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 2: He's like a camp counselor. He's wearing a polo and slacks.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 3: The nicest fella. Yeah. On stage, he becomes this character
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 3: that he's created over the years, and it's amazing.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 2: But we do the hierarchy thing, and by that logic,
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 2: I should be able to make fun of Asians, because
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 2: they're doing the best.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 3: They are doing the best.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 2: Asians are number one, then honky, and then who knows.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 2: So by that logic, I should be able to do
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 2: a ching-chong, whatever.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 2: Because, you know, by your logic, hey, I'm punching up.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 2: They're killing it.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 3: They are, especially academically. Oh, yeah. I mean, they're killing
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 3: it so hard that they've made rules to try to
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 3: eliminate Asian people from universities. Yes, from college. Yes, there's
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 3: fucking lawsuits about it.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 3: They made it more difficult. They have to get higher scores.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 3: It's not because they kill it. They kill it.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 2: Because they work so hard. But what a crazy con. Hey,
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 2: you look like that guy. We got too many of
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 2: you guys who look like this.
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 3: You're trying too hard. It's like a union job. Hey,
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 3: slow down. Right, right. You're fucking it up for the
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 3: rest of us.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But yeah, let them keep killing it. Let them
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 2: be smart and invent shit and run the country. I
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 2: don't care.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Make it so that, you know, there's a legitimate
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 3: competition where the other people realize, okay, we're not working
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 3: as hard. They're working harder. We got to catch up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 3: You can't just slow them down. And remove them. There's
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 3: too many Asians in Harvard. Fuck you. Yes.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 2: That's why Japan, you can leave a Rolex on a bench.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 2: Because they're better in a lot of ways. Let them
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 2: be better. We don't all have to be the same.
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 3: You know, that's the same thing about Dubai. A buddy
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 3: of mine moved to Dubai. And he said, he's black.
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 3: And he was saying that in America, he goes, dude,
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 3: I go to a nightclub. I worry about being shot.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 3: He goes, there's none of that there. And he goes,
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 3: and if you could just leave a diamond there. like
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 3: a diamond ring on the ground, someone will pick it
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 3: up and turn it into the police.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 3: There's no theft.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 2: How do they do that? Is that cultural? Is that
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 2: raised better? What is that?
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 6: Laws.
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 3: Hardcore laws. They have kings. They have a king over there.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 3: You can't fuck around. There's no fucking around. If you
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 3: fuck around, they will lock you up, and that's it.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 3: And there's no ifs, ands, or buts. There's no social
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 3: justice warriors. There's no people that are going to give
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 3: you no cash bail and let you out because, you know, Oh,
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 3: my God. The system's racist. No, no, no, no. You
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 3: commit a crime. You go to fucking jail. So nobody
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 3: goes to jail because nobody commits crimes.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 2: Damn. Is that what it is?
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 3: Yes. Yes. You fuck around over there? Like there's an
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 3: American lady went over there and she got in arguments
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 3: with people at the airport. Uh-oh. You're going to jail. Whoa.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 3: Just locked her up. She was yelling at people. She
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 3: was trying to do the thing they do at Spirit
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 3: Airlines in America. Right. Like, uh-uh, not here.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 2: Well, the fistfights on airplanes has gone up from, if
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 2: you go 1960 to 2025, it's got to be up 8,000%.
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 2: What happened? I don't know. What happened?
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 3: What happened? Why would we lose our fucking marbles?
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 2: Maybe because flights got cheaper and you get bus people
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 2: on a flight.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Bus people are the people
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 3: who are cutting people's heads off on.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 2: A fucking interstate truck. Yeah, I assume that's what it is.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 2: Because back in the day, they wore a suit and
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 2: they had a cocktail and they smoked. But taking a
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 2: flight back then was a big deal.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 3: You ever travel by bus? Oh, yeah. Are you kidding?
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 3: I did a few bus gigs back in the day
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 3: because my car broke down. I didn't have any money.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 3: And so I had to travel by bus. It hurts.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 3: The people you have to hang out with. It's like
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 3: the dregs of society. We're on these greyhounds.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 2: You know where else you see that? I still do
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 2: the free breakfast at the Holiday Inn. Oh, the characters
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 2: you see in there. It's like a family. Then it's
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 2: a guy with a neck tattoo, an ex-con, a tweaky
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 2: meth guy, and then me.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 3: I was watching a video about how people that don't
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 3: stay in that hotel sneak into these hotels.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 2: I used to do that.
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 3: Did you?
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you just walk right in. You got pajama pants on.
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 2: You pull an all-nighter. You go get the free breakfast.
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 2: They're not going to stop you. They assume you're staying there.
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, they just want to make it nice for everybody.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can make a waffle.
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but staying in a shitty hotel teaches you a
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 3: lot about humans.
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 3: That's what road gigs are really good for. You meet
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 3: the people that are working the fucking counter.
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 2: Right, right.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 3: Some sad, frowny-faced dude working the counter.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 2: The crazy ones are those, like, what do they call
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 2: it when you, like, you can kind of live there?
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 2: They have a kitchenette.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 2: You know, the extended stay?
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 3: Days in.
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's, like, dogs everywhere, and there's people making
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 2: crack on the stove and shit.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 3: You know who's in a hotel now? Mickey Rourke. Really? Yeah,
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 3: he's in a hotel in Hollywood now. He got evicted.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 3: He doesn't have any money anymore. What?
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 3: It's a sad story.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 2: He was a hot guy and a great actor.
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, he was great.
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 2: Rumble Fish.
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God, dude. So many films.
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 4: Angel Heart.
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 1: The Wrestler.
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God, dude.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 2: So good.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 3: He was incredible. Well, Wrestler was when he was making
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 3: a comeback. Right. So he made a comeback for a
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 3: little bit. He was in Iron Man, remember?
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 3: He was great. But, you know, I don't know, man.
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 2: He got a lot of work done.
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 3: He did, but he made it after he got a
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 3: lot of work done. The comeback, the wrestler and everything
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 3: was after the work.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 3: But the thing was, he did a lot of boxing.
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 3: Remember? He didn't like the fact that he was a
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 3: big actor. He wanted to be more of a real
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 3: person and a man, so he started having fights. So
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 3: he's having legitimate boxing, allegedly legitimate. Some of them look sus. Sure.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 3: Some of them look like people laid down. But when
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 3: you think about that, if he's sparring, so he was
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 3: sparring like James Toney and like real people, he's probably
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 3: getting the fucking brains beaten out of him. And he
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 3: probably went a little squirrely.
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, CT is no joke.
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 3: It's no joke, dude.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 2: Aaron Hernandez, all these guys.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, a lot of these MMA fighters that I talk to, like,
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 3: you know, they're struggling.
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Who are these ladies who are like, I'll date
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 2: this guy?
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 3: Because they're exciting and dangerous. That's why. Dangerous.
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 2: They'll fucking hang you. I think he hung himself, actually.
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 3: Who hung himself? Aaron Hernandez. Oh, in jail, right? But
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 3: he had killed a bunch of people already. Yeah. He
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 3: was killing people while he was in the NFL. Yeah.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 3: He was a wild motherfucker. But then they said when
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 3: they checked his CTE after he was dead, like some
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 3: of the worst CTE they've ever seen in their life. Yeah.
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 3: His brain was gone. Well, there you go. A friend
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 3: of mine who has CTE was explaining it to me.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 3: And the way the doctor was explaining to him, like
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 3: most people... have several steps to go to before they
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 3: lose control of their impulses. Like you have an initial thought,
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 3: and then your brain comes in and goes, don't do that.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 3: And then there's another one. It ramps up a little bit.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 3: This is getting serious, but let's not get out of hand.
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 3: Someone with CTE, first initial thought, right into DEFCON 5. Whoa.
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 3: They just immediately go.
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 2: No buffer.
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 3: No buffer. No impulse control. Cocaine, women, whiskey.
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 3: No matter what it is. Especially when booze, you add booze,
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 3: loss of inhibition. Yep. No impulse control. Shoot out with
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 3: the cops. Yeah.
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 3: Right to the worst case scenario.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 2: Remember that Bill Burr bit? He's like, I'm driving down
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 2: the street. I see a bunch of people on the sidewalk.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 2: Just quarter inch turn to the right. I'll just mow
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 2: them all down.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 2: You have that thought, but then you don't do it.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 3: Everybody has those thoughts.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 2: You go up on top of a building and you're like, ah,
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 2: I could jump.
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 2: You have that for a second. Then you pull back.
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 3: Some people just don't have it.
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 2: I guess so.
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 3: Well, brain damage is basically like, think about like if
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 3: you have a fucked up phone. Like I dropped my
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 3: phone once and I was in Hawaii and it just
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 3: started calling people. Really? I was showing my wife, like,
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 3: look at this. This is crazy. Like, you hang up,
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 3: calls another person. What? It was just broken.
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 3: So that's your brain.
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 3: Right? All the wires are all fucked up, and you
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 3: got holes in there.
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 3: CTE. Wow. Chronic traumatic encephalopathy.
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 3: You know, your hormones were all fucked up.
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 6: Sure.
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 3: Your cortisol's all fucked up.
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 2: You got to put their head in rice.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 3: And you're just like, all of a sudden, you're just
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 3: running through red lights. You don't even know why you're
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 3: doing it. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 5: Whew.
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 2: Probably kind of fun in the middle of it.
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 3: Probably not. You're probably like, am I in control of
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 3: my own destiny? I'm not. Oof. Man.
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're lucky we're saying. I mean, you've taken a
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 2: lot of blows.
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 2: Mentally and physically.
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 3: I have the right amount. of brain damage. I'm not
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 3: worried about things.
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 3: I don't concern myself about things that I think would
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 3: cripple a lot of people. Right.
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 3: I think it makes me a little more fearless. Yeah.
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 2: It's like autism. If you have just the right amount,
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 2: you're a genius.
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 3: A touch of the tism. A touch. Just a touch.
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 3: You don't want to be nonverbal, but you want to
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 3: be really good at math. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 2: It's almost like blind guys who can fucking do other shit.
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 3: Right. They can hear better.
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Echo location.
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles.
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think I have just enough brain damage.
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 2: That's very interesting because you wonder how could you- Do
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 2: this for so long and do comedy and do UFC
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 2: and drink and smoke weed and run a club. You
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 2: got a lot of kids and a wife and a
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 2: fucking dog and you got J-Mo and cars. You got
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 2: a lot of plates spinning.
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 3: But I'm still just me. Because I don't have to
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 3: ever be anybody but me.
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 2: But you also do a ton of work on you.
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 2: You do the fucking cold plunge, the sauna, the working out,
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 2: the kicking, the fighting, the comedy.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 3: That helps. I always tell everybody that's going through anything
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 3: difficult in your life, do something more difficult voluntarily. And
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 3: it makes the difficult thing easy. And so, like, a
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 3: career in the public eye is very difficult psychologically. Yeah.
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 3: So do something. Like, my workouts are way harder than
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 3: anything I ever experience.
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 2: In my regular life. And you do it to yourself.
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do it to myself.
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 2: That's the key.
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that when I'm done, like, I can kind
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 3: of tolerate a lot. Like, if you do jiu-jitsu, like,
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 3: I did jiu-jitsu for, what, 25, 28 years or something
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 3: like that? Yeah. Like, just doing that all the time
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 3: is so hard that the rest of the world seems easy.
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 1: But were you beaten?
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 2: As a kid?
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 2: I thought you got hit a few times.
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 2: Or your mom got hit?
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay. Not me. Not me.
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 2: That could have scrambled some stuff.
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 3: It definitely did. Well, it made me more attuned to
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 3: the potential of domestic violence, which scares the shit out
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 3: of me. But I got hit a lot. Okay. But
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 3: in fighting.
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, I started training when I was 15. Seriously.
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 3: So for all my formative years, I was getting my
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 3: brains punched. Whoa. You know, I was getting kicked. I
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 3: was getting punched, you know.
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 2: Have you thought about getting like, that'd be cool to
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 2: get a real brain scan exam on you.
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 3: I don't want to know what's in there. All right.
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 3: All right. Just keep writing it out. I don't want
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 3: to know.
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 2: Because it's going well.
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 3: It's going well. Yeah. So I leave it alone. But
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 3: I think like you have to have tools for managing stress.
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 3: And one of the best tools I think is voluntary
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 3: adversity where you force yourself because it gives you discipline
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 3: and You understand that you can control a lot of
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 3: the way you think and a lot of the way
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 3: you behave by your actions.
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 3: And it's also like, I don't want to do it
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 3: every time. Like today.
• 2:00:55
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 3: Today I got in the cold plunge and I was,
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 3: every time I do it, I'm trying to figure out
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 3: ways that I could talk myself out of doing it. Yes.
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 3: And then I have one part of my brain that's
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 3: talking like a bitch and the other part of my
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 3: brain is like, shut the fuck up. You're just going
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 3: to do it. You're not even going to think about it.
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 3: You're not going to hesitate. You're just going to lift
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 3: the lid off of that thing. You're going to set
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 3: the timer. You're going to slide into that 34-degree water,
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 3: and you're just going to fucking sit there. And you're
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 3: not going to bitch and complain. You're just going to breathe,
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 3: and don't overreact. Just deal with it.
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 2: And it keeps you in reality.
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 2: This is real. I'm freezing. You could die.
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 3: You could die. You could die.
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 2: Or you're lifting weights. You're like, this sucks. This sucks.
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 2: I'm doing it.
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 3: When you're doing sprints on the airdyne machine, it sucks.
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 2: Well, also, the society, the population is more comfortable than ever.
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, you've got Uber Eats. You've got Netflix. You've
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 2: got all these comforts. So they're going the other way.
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 2: And then we're kind of decaying.
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 3: There's a guy named Michael Easter. He's been on my
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 3: podcast before. He wrote a book called The Comfort Crisis.
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 3: Great book.
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, there you go.
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 3: He's a professor in UNLV, I think. But he, like,
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 3: talks about it from, like, a perspective of, like, how to, like,
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 3: really manage and balance out life and that comfort is
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 3: your enemy. It really is. Yeah. It's 100% your enemy.
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 3: There's no ifs, ands, or buts about it. Like, The
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 3: desire to constantly be comfortable, it doesn't get you anywhere
• 2:02:12
  Speaker 3: in life and it doesn't make you happy. Yeah. You
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 3: think you're going to be happy if you're comfortable. You're not. No.
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 3: You got to be comfortable sometimes, but you have to
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 3: earn that comfort. Right. I still watch TV. Like I
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 3: told you, I watched that guy cook fucking an ostrich.
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 3: He baked an ostrich.
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 3: And I watched the whole thing. I'm sitting there like
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 3: a moron.
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 3: Because the world's on fire. I'm like, let me watch
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 3: this guy cook in Azerbaijan and go super.
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 2: But it's better to watch that than Love is Blind
• 2:02:39
  Speaker 2: or some horse shit.
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 3: I can't watch those things.
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 2: I can't either.
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 3: I don't like watching people behave badly.
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 2: I feel myself being dumber.
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 2: I feel slower after watching that. Yeah.
• 2:02:49
  Speaker 3: I like watching interesting things about space. I was watching
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 3: something about the James Webb Telescope and what they're finding
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 3: out now. Yeah. Some new guy that has some theory
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 3: about how the universe is not expanding and I'm fascinated
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 3: by really interesting things and just people doing things that
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 3: they love to do.
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 2: Well, Jimmy Carr said the key to life is two words.
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 2: Prioritize later. And that's big. You don't want to exercise,
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 2: but you do it so you're healthy.
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 2: You know, you don't want to eat healthy or eat right.
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 2: You want the pizza. You want the Snickers, but you
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 2: think about later.
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 2: And I think that's a big one.
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 3: Right. You want your comedy to do well, you got
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 3: to write.
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 2: You got to write.
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 3: Sit down in front of that fucking computer or the
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 3: notebook and just concentrate and then do those sets that
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 3: you don't. Some of the best hits that I've ever
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 3: had are the ones where I'm sitting at home going,
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 3: can I get an excuse to not do this?
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 3: I would be in my house not wanting to go
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 3: to the store. Yes. And I was like, I don't
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 3: want to do it. And then I would kill.
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 2: And you're always happy you did it.
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 2: Every single time.
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 3: Every time. Every time.
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 2: I'm a big introvert, so I would always go, I
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 2: can't go to that party or that thing sounds annoying.
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 2: But if I go, I'm like, that was great.
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 3: I had a great time. It's weird that you're an introvert.
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 3: Big introvert. But you're so good publicly.
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, we do an art form that's pre-written.
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But you're also good like this.
• 2:04:06
  Speaker 2: But it's me and you.
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 3: But you're also good in interviews and like Good Morning America. Well,
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 3: I'm fucking around. I'm a goofball. But you know what
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 3: I'm saying? Like you're really good at those.
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 2: But I can do a one-on-one. But in a group setting,
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 2: I'm a mess. It's not pretty. And I sit at
• 2:04:20
  Speaker 2: home and I go, I can't go.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 2: What if I say something stupid?
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 3: Nobody likes me. I'm annoying.
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 2: And then everything tells me to stay home, but I
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 2: just push it.
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 3: But don't you think it's healthier to have that perspective? Like, oh,
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 3: people are going to hate me. Then everybody loves me.
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be that guy.
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 3: That doesn't work. No.
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 3: That's like whenever I talk to people, they say I
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 3: get imposter syndrome. I go, good. That means you're healthy. Oh.
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 3: Everybody who's doing really well gets imposter syndrome. Right.
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 2: David Tell thinks he's a hack. He's the funniest guy
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 2: on the planet.
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 3: Right? Everybody who's really killing it in life at a
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 3: certain point in time goes, this doesn't make any sense.
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 3: Why am I even doing well? Why is this so good?
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 2: But now, are we just blessed in that way that
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 2: we hate ourselves or insecure? Or did we have to
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 2: find that out? Because I'm jealous of the guy who's
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 2: cool and collected.
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're probably jealous of you because you're talented.
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 3: I think that the thing about it is it's like
• 2:05:19
  Speaker 3: if you really believe you're something better than you are,
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 3: that prevents you from getting better than you could be.
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 3: I agree. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 2: If you think you're great, you're fixing something and you go,
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 2: that's good.
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 3: I did it.
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 2: And it falls apart.
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 3: We all remember that from like the beginnings of our career.
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 3: Like there's guys that thought they killed. Yes, yes. And
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 3: they were terrible. Yeah. They were bombing. No one was laughing. Right.
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 3: And you're like, oh, that was a great set. And
• 2:05:41
  Speaker 3: you're like, what did you hear?
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 2: You see all these 400 pound skanks who are like,
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 2: I'm a 10.
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 2:05:46
  Speaker 2: And you're like, what are you kidding?
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 3: You're an ogre. Right. But, you know. But that's that weird,
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 3: those shows where they sit those ladies down. And I
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 3: don't like those shows.
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 2: I don't like those either. They're too mean to the gals.
• 2:05:57
  Speaker 2: And like I'm calling everybody skanks.
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 3: But.
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to just say that to a woman's
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 2: face or whatever. So those make me uncomfortable.
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, even the gals that deserve it, I'm like, oh, God,
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 3: just don't talk to them. Don't do that to them. No, no, no,
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 3: it's weird. But people love it. They love it when
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 3: people get shut down.
• 2:06:14
  Speaker 2: They really do.
• 2:06:15
  Speaker 3: They love it. They love it when a really stupid
• 2:06:18
  Speaker 3: person with, like, delusional perspective talks to a genius and
• 2:06:21
  Speaker 3: gets just annihilated.
• 2:06:23
  Speaker 2: I know, but I'd feel icky leaving that studio.
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, I would. I'd feel icky watching it. Even like
• 2:06:28
  Speaker 3: the little clips. I'm like, oh, what are you doing
• 2:06:31
  Speaker 3: to that poor lady? I know. Some of them deserve it, arguably.
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 2: Sure, sure, yeah.
• 2:06:35
  Speaker 3: You know, they have ridiculous perspectives. Their vocabulary sucks, and
• 2:06:40
  Speaker 3: they try to use it anyway.
• 2:06:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And look, maybe they should be, it's
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 2: like cops. I see them shutting criminals down, and I'm like,
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 2: thank God they're here, because I don't want to do it.
• 2:06:50
  Speaker 2: I would never want to, imagine giving someone a parking ticket. Oh,
• 2:06:53
  Speaker 2: I'd kill myself.
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 3: Or how about pulling someone over and thinking they're going
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 3: to shoot you. Well, that's a whole other thing. You
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 3: never know. All those guys have PTSD.
• 2:07:01
  Speaker 2: How could you not?
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 3: I was talking to a friend of mine who worked
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 3: for the Austin PD, and he said, listen, Matt. And
• 2:07:05
  Speaker 3: he served overseas and was deployed several times. And he said,
• 2:07:09
  Speaker 3: I saw way more shit. working for the police department
• 2:07:13
  Speaker 3: than I ever saw overseas. Oh, wow. Way more murders,
• 2:07:15
  Speaker 3: way more crime, way more dead bodies, way more fucked
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 3: up behavior.
• 2:07:19
  Speaker 2: And then we shit on them. We go, defund them.
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 2: They fuck cops, ACAB or whatever. And I'm like, we
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 2: need them. We need those guys.
• 2:07:25
  Speaker 3: More of that stupid virtue signaling. Because those people, remember
• 2:07:29
  Speaker 3: that lady who was the mayor of Chicago? Was like
• 2:07:32
  Speaker 3: all about defund the police. Meanwhile, she had her block
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 3: shut down. She had armed guards with her everywhere.
• 2:07:38
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 3: Come on, lady.
• 2:07:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I get it. Cops aren't perfect. We got
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 2: to have different money allotted to certain things or whatever.
• 2:07:46
  Speaker 3: They need to be trained better for sure.
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can't just shit on this guy. He's
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 2: taking bullets to the head just so we can be safe.
• 2:07:52
  Speaker 3: It's literally one of the most important jobs in a
• 2:07:55
  Speaker 3: functioning society is to stop criminals from ruining everything for
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 3: everybody else. And the only shield between us and them
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 3: is police officers. If you don't appreciate that, you just
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 3: don't know. You're either delusional, you're arrogant, whatever it is.
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 3: You should go on a ride-along.
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 2:08:14
  Speaker 3: Because a lot of people that have been on ride-alongs,
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 3: they go on ride-alongs. Good idea. I haven't been on one.
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 3: I should just say that right away. But I know
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 3: enough cops. I've talked to them. But if you go
• 2:08:21
  Speaker 3: on a ride-along, you'll go, oh, these guys are dealing
• 2:08:24
  Speaker 3: with this for decades. Not just one night. Not just
• 2:08:28
  Speaker 3: a couple of nights. Yeah. Decades of fucking chaos. Why
• 2:08:32
  Speaker 3: would they do that? Because it's a good job. You
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 3: can pay your mortgage. You can raise a family. And
• 2:08:39
  Speaker 3: you come out of the military. You don't know what
• 2:08:41
  Speaker 3: you're going to do. You get a job in the
• 2:08:42
  Speaker 3: police force.
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 2: And you feel good probably. You go, I'm helping. I'm
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 2: saving people's lives.
• 2:08:47
  Speaker 3: A lot of times you are helping. Yeah. A lot
• 2:08:48
  Speaker 3: of times you're stopping bad guys.
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 2: Well, I've noticed a lot of people who hate cops
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 2: are very cop-like. You know, like, these people are like,
• 2:08:55
  Speaker 2: defund the police. And they're like, don't do that joke.
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 2: Don't say that word. I'm like, you're like a cop.
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 2: You know, there's a lot of that. Like, a lot
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 2: of people who hate Trump, I notice, are a lot
• 2:09:04
  Speaker 2: like Trump. Like, I'm not a Trump guy. But these
• 2:09:06
  Speaker 2: people are like, they're also kind of a narcissist and
• 2:09:09
  Speaker 2: an egomaniac. And I'm like, you're like him.
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 3: Like girls who are promiscuous, who talk shit about girls
• 2:09:13
  Speaker 3: fucking other guys. Right, right. Right? That's always the case. Always. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:09:18
  Speaker 3: There's always people like that.
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 2: I think you hate yourself.
• 2:09:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 2: Kind of like Jew Palestine. They look the same. They're
• 2:09:25
  Speaker 2: not that different.
• 2:09:25
  Speaker 3: I used to joke about that.
• 2:09:26
  Speaker 2: No way.
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I said, when I look at Israel versus Palestine.
• 2:09:31
  Speaker 3: I go, it's like the Williams sisters playing each other
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 3: in tennis. Right. I go, who the fuck is who?
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 3: I go, there's a brown-skinned guy with dark curly hair
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 3: throwing rocks at a brown-skinned guy with dark curly hair
• 2:09:41
  Speaker 3: holding a machine gun.
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 2:09:43
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 2: I have a similar bit about how the people who
• 2:09:45
  Speaker 2: hate each other the most, they look alike. Like Ireland's
• 2:09:49
  Speaker 2: been fighting, North Korea, South Korea.
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 2: Blood's in the crypts.
• 2:09:52
  Speaker 3: North Korea and South Korea is the best example.
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 2: It goes on for days.
• 2:09:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:09:55
  Speaker 3: They hate each other. You're literally in the same patch
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 3: of dirt. Russia, Ukraine. You look exactly the same.
• 2:09:59
  Speaker 2: You look the same.
• 2:10:00
  Speaker 3: You look the same.
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 3: Women. Yeah.
• 2:10:03
  Speaker 2: They hate each other.
• 2:10:03
  Speaker 3: A lot of them do. Yeah. Competition, though.
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 2: I know. That's primal shit.
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 3: They all want prime dick.
• 2:10:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:10:09
  Speaker 3: They all get mad. Someone's getting the prime dick.
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 2: Hot girl walks into a party. My wife hates her.
• 2:10:14
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 2:10:14
  Speaker 2: She's like, fuck this bitch.
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 3: I'm like, she's nice.
• 2:10:16
  Speaker 2: She gives to the poor.
• 2:10:17
  Speaker 3: She's charitable.
• 2:10:17
  Speaker 2: And she's like, I hate her.
• 2:10:19
  Speaker 3: One of my wife's friends got super upset because someone
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 3: showed up at her wedding. Oh, yeah. It was a date.
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 3: This guy brought a date. The date was super hot.
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 3: And she had her tits out. And this lady was furious. Yeah.
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's innate.
• 2:10:32
  Speaker 3: She just overdid it. Right, right. Exactly. Listen, that lady
• 2:10:37
  Speaker 3: could show up with a fucking Jabba the Hutt outfit on,
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 3: and you would hate her.
• 2:10:42
  Speaker 2: She's hot.
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 3: She's hot. She could have a cloak. She could be
• 2:10:45
  Speaker 3: dressed like a monk. You'd hate her. She's beautiful.
• 2:10:47
  Speaker 2: In college, I lived with a guy who was 6'9,
• 2:10:49
  Speaker 2: just like this big, beefy, Midwestern football player guy. And
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 2: every bar we'd go to, guys would try to fight him.
• 2:10:56
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 2:10:56
  Speaker 2: He was like a Birkenstock-wearing, kind of weed-smoking guy, and
• 2:11:01
  Speaker 2: every guy was like, you got a problem? You think
• 2:11:03
  Speaker 2: you're tough? You think you're hot shit? You think you're
• 2:11:04
  Speaker 2: better than me? And he's like, dude, I'm just sitting
• 2:11:06
  Speaker 2: here drinking. And he would have to fight these guys.
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 3: Bro, I've seen that happen with MMA fighters. Really? People
• 2:11:11
  Speaker 3: try to pick fights with MMA fighters. They get drunk
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 3: and they're retarded, and they just think, oh, fuck this
• 2:11:15
  Speaker 3: guy up.
• 2:11:15
  Speaker 2: Yes. That's crazy.
• 2:11:18
  Speaker 3: Stupid. There's a lot of morons in this world. It's
• 2:11:20
  Speaker 3: too easy to survive. It's too easy to be a moron.
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 3: We need wolves in the streets. We need predators everywhere. Right.
• 2:11:26
  Speaker 3: We need something like a real fear of the consequences
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 3: of your actions.
• 2:11:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why animals stay in line.
• 2:11:33
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 2:11:34
  Speaker 2: You know, we talk all this shit about animals, but
• 2:11:35
  Speaker 2: they're like, they're keeping, they got gender roles. They're doing
• 2:11:39
  Speaker 2: all the shit we're not supposed to do.
• 2:11:40
  Speaker 3: Not a lot of non-binary wolves.
• 2:11:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:11:44
  Speaker 3: They don't make it.
• 2:11:45
  Speaker 2: The male penguin gets the fish. The female watches the eggs.
• 2:11:47
  Speaker 2: If they go, if he was like, I want to
• 2:11:48
  Speaker 2: be a graphic designer. Fuck this shit. Like it would collapse.
• 2:11:52
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 2:11:53
  Speaker 2: It would all fall apart.
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the idea of gender roles. I had this lady
• 2:11:57
  Speaker 3: on who was explaining the roots of feminism. It was
• 2:12:02
  Speaker 3: the strangest conversation because she was talking about how all
• 2:12:07
  Speaker 3: these people that started radical feminism were all completely fucked up.
• 2:12:12
  Speaker 3: They were all out of their fucking minds. They were
• 2:12:15
  Speaker 3: all having all these affairs, not raising their kids. Like
• 2:12:19
  Speaker 3: completely self-obsessed.
• 2:12:21
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:12:21
  Speaker 3: And they're the ones who tricked all these women into
• 2:12:23
  Speaker 3: being girl bosses. Oh, wow. Yeah.
• 2:12:26
  Speaker 2: Anytime someone is too outlandish about something, there's always a
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 2: trigger for that. There's always a reason.
• 2:12:32
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 2:12:33
  Speaker 2: No matter what it is.
• 2:12:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:12:34
  Speaker 2: I'm going to take down these pedophiles. And you're like,
• 2:12:36
  Speaker 2: what's in your basement?
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 3: Right. You know? Right.
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 2: I'm against pedophiles.
• 2:12:40
  Speaker 3: Well, have you seen when they did this, when Pizzagate
• 2:12:44
  Speaker 3: was happening? There was all these people that debunked Pizzagate.
• 2:12:47
  Speaker 3: Four of the journalists that debunked Pizzagate got arrested for
• 2:12:51
  Speaker 3: either child sex crimes or child porn.
• 2:12:54
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 2:12:55
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 2:12:56
  Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy? Guys are like, this is an unfounded
• 2:12:59
  Speaker 3: conspiracy theory. This is all bullshit.
• 2:13:01
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:13:02
  Speaker 3: They were pervs.
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 2: It's like the same with Bill Cosby. Why is he
• 2:13:05
  Speaker 2: so gung-ho about you pulling your pants off, speaking right,
• 2:13:08
  Speaker 2: don't curse? There's something behind it. There's always something behind it.
• 2:13:11
  Speaker 3: Yes. He's the best example, right? Yeah.
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 2: Ellen. Ellen is up there. Be kind. I'm dancing. And
• 2:13:17
  Speaker 2: then she's the coos of the year.
• 2:13:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I knew about that a long time ago
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 3: because Fitzsimmons worked for her. Yeah, that's right.
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 2: He told everybody.
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, he told everybody. He told me like- Fucking decades ago.
• 2:13:28
  Speaker 3: He's like, she's such a cunt.
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 3: I was like, really? Ellen? I was shocked.
• 2:13:33
  Speaker 2: Me too.
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 3: I was like, she seems so sweet. Yeah. She seems
• 2:13:36
  Speaker 3: so nice. He's like, dude, she's fucking horrible to her staff.
• 2:13:39
  Speaker 3: She's horrible to everybody. I'm like, wow. Wow.
• 2:13:42
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 2:13:43
  Speaker 3: Everybody loved her. And it took during the pandemic when
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 3: everybody was bored before it all came out. Right, right, right.
• 2:13:47
  Speaker 3: So I was like, hey, let me tell you something
• 2:13:49
  Speaker 3: about that lady.
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 2: But one interesting takeaway is the fact that she was
• 2:13:53
  Speaker 2: kind of canceled for being gay in the 90s. And
• 2:13:57
  Speaker 2: she came out of it and became a star. And
• 2:13:59
  Speaker 2: then she got canceled for being mean. That's progress.
• 2:14:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but people celebrated her because she got canceled for
• 2:14:05
  Speaker 3: being gay. They canceled her show. Isn't that nuts? Like,
• 2:14:08
  Speaker 3: you could get a show on the air now if
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 3: you were playing at gay care.
• 2:14:12
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:14:13
  Speaker 3: They'd be like, ooh, diversity.
• 2:14:14
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 2:14:15
  Speaker 3: This is, like, going to get greenlit.
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, it's funny how that gay used to be
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 2: the ultimate insult when I was in high school. And
• 2:14:21
  Speaker 2: now I got friends like, tell them I'm bi. I'm
• 2:14:23
  Speaker 2: trying to fit in.
• 2:14:24
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 2:14:24
  Speaker 2: So it went from an insult to like a cool thing.
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 3: I'm pansexual. Yes.
• 2:14:29
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 2:14:29
  Speaker 3: I'll fuck everybody.
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 2: That's what it is.
• 2:14:32
  Speaker 3: I'm attracted to everybody. Like that's nuts.
• 2:14:34
  Speaker 2: But in 20 years, you're going to be like, Tom,
• 2:14:35
  Speaker 2: I'm a child molester. I'm trying to fit in. Like,
• 2:14:37
  Speaker 2: where does it end?
• 2:14:38
  Speaker 3: Well, there are academics that are trying to say that
• 2:14:42
  Speaker 3: these are minor attracted persons.
• 2:14:44
  Speaker 2: I've heard of MAPS. That's bananas.
• 2:14:47
  Speaker 3: Insane.
• 2:14:48
  Speaker 2: Why aren't we talking? Why isn't that a big story?
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 3: Gadsad calls it suicidal empathy. You get to a point
• 2:14:54
  Speaker 3: where you're trying to justify everything and empathize with everything
• 2:14:59
  Speaker 3: to the point where you make horrific actions and terrible
• 2:15:02
  Speaker 3: crimes justifiable.
• 2:15:04
  Speaker 2: Well, doesn't it kind of horse you? You see like
• 2:15:07
  Speaker 2: an alt-right guy will draw a swastika on a synagogue.
• 2:15:09
  Speaker 2: You're like, all right, that guy's a piece of shit.
• 2:15:11
  Speaker 2: But then a liberal guy will do it on a Cybertruck.
• 2:15:13
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 2:15:14
  Speaker 2: And you're like, wait, you guys just met in the
• 2:15:15
  Speaker 2: middle somehow.
• 2:15:16
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Crazy. You're putting Cybertruck swastikas on Cybertrucks because you
• 2:15:20
  Speaker 3: think Elon Musk is a Nazi because he said, my
• 2:15:23
  Speaker 3: heart goes out to you while he's trying to stop
• 2:15:25
  Speaker 3: fraud and waste. And they're using the whole political machine
• 2:15:28
  Speaker 3: to paint this guy as a Nazi. You're buying into
• 2:15:30
  Speaker 3: it to virtue signal. And so to show that you're
• 2:15:33
  Speaker 3: buying into it, you're keying Teslas.
• 2:15:36
  Speaker 2: But when you look at the steps of it, it's fascinating.
• 2:15:39
  Speaker 3: Well, it's the same thing we were talking about earlier.
• 2:15:42
  Speaker 3: Like the religious right is the same thing as the
• 2:15:45
  Speaker 3: religious left and Islamists. It's the same thing. It's like
• 2:15:48
  Speaker 3: patterns of human behavior where you want to point at
• 2:15:51
  Speaker 3: other people and not look at yourself. And you want
• 2:15:54
  Speaker 3: to think that your radical beliefs are fine and everybody
• 2:15:57
  Speaker 3: else's radical beliefs are wrong.
• 2:15:58
  Speaker 2: But we've gotten there with politics. And that's what's scary.
• 2:16:01
  Speaker 2: There's not even two parties anymore. There's two algorithms. Everybody's
• 2:16:04
  Speaker 2: just seeing two totally different realities.
• 2:16:06
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 2:16:06
  Speaker 2: Like these Iranian soccer player ladies who are too scared
• 2:16:10
  Speaker 2: to go home. And you're like, where's Rapinoe? Where's that lesbo,
• 2:16:15
  Speaker 2: that loud mouth? She's a justice warrior. Do some justice.
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 3: Right. These people, their fucking family back home is being kidnapped.
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 3: These people are in real danger. Yes. And no one's
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 3: supporting them.
• 2:16:27
  Speaker 2: Incredibly brave to do that, to show the hair, whatever
• 2:16:30
  Speaker 2: they do. And they're scared to go home. And then
• 2:16:31
  Speaker 2: their family members get tortured because they won't come back.
• 2:16:34
  Speaker 2: It's fucking horrible.
• 2:16:35
  Speaker 3: Exactly. I think those people sought refuge in Australia now.
• 2:16:39
  Speaker 3: That's right. That's who they are. That's right. I mean,
• 2:16:41
  Speaker 3: their whole life has been ruined. They're fucked. And no
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 3: support from the left. Yeah, give a tweet.
• 2:16:45
  Speaker 2: Something. Hashtag.
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 3: It's crazy. How do they pick certain things to support
• 2:16:51
  Speaker 3: and other things they just... Blatantly ignore.
• 2:16:53
  Speaker 2: It's fucking fascinating. It's so contradictory You know the right
• 2:16:58
  Speaker 2: will be like abortions bad, but then they'll have an
• 2:16:59
  Speaker 2: abortion right behind the behind the you know behind the
• 2:17:03
  Speaker 2: curtain Yeah, or.
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 3: Like the left like get horribly mad and like the
• 2:17:08
  Speaker 3: George Floyd violence, right? How did they do that to him?
• 2:17:10
  Speaker 3: but then that lady in Charlotte gets stabbed on a
• 2:17:12
  Speaker 3: train and Not a peep.
• 2:17:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 2:17:14
  Speaker 3: Not a peep. Not a peep. You got some guy
• 2:17:16
  Speaker 3: that's getting released from jail like fucking 40 times. He's
• 2:17:18
  Speaker 3: a violent offender. Right. Over and over again. Stabbed some
• 2:17:21
  Speaker 3: random lady who survived the Ukraine war. She was a
• 2:17:24
  Speaker 3: refugee from Ukraine.
• 2:17:26
  Speaker 2: And not a bad looker.
• 2:17:27
  Speaker 3: Hot.
• 2:17:28
  Speaker 2: Very hot.
• 2:17:28
  Speaker 3: That's the problem. Nobody feels sympathetic for a hot lady.
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 3: She's got it too easy. People are people. Nuts. Damn. Nuts.
• 2:17:36
  Speaker 2: And then I feel like some of this we're saying
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 2: is controversial. But how is this controversial? We're just saying
• 2:17:41
  Speaker 2: what is.
• 2:17:42
  Speaker 3: In a world gone crazy, speaking sane is controversial.
• 2:17:46
  Speaker 2: That's why it feels so fucking good when shit comes
• 2:17:48
  Speaker 2: back to reality, like when you know, we had to
• 2:17:50
  Speaker 2: call fat people beautiful. Remember that?
• 2:17:52
  Speaker 3: And they're all on Ozempic.
• 2:17:53
  Speaker 2: And they're all on Ozempic.
• 2:17:54
  Speaker 3: Like, what are we doing here?
• 2:17:55
  Speaker 2: So now it's okay to go, all right, I like
• 2:17:58
  Speaker 2: being thin. I want to be hot.
• 2:17:59
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 2:18:00
  Speaker 2: But they never go, I was lying.
• 2:18:02
  Speaker 3: I lied a bunch. I know.
• 2:18:03
  Speaker 2: I was a fat piece of shit, and I hated it.
• 2:18:06
  Speaker 2: Lizzo's losing weight. She was the fat champion.
• 2:18:08
  Speaker 3: I know. She's lost a lot of weight. She looks
• 2:18:10
  Speaker 3: good now.
• 2:18:11
  Speaker 2: She looks great, but I like fat Lizzo.
• 2:18:12
  Speaker 3: And she's probably a lot healthier.
• 2:18:14
  Speaker 2: I'm sure.
• 2:18:15
  Speaker 3: Of course. Yeah. I mean, it's very strange. People are
• 2:18:18
  Speaker 3: mad at Jelly Roll for losing weight.
• 2:18:20
  Speaker 2: Well, his name's Jelly Roll. You know, he fucked up.
• 2:18:23
  Speaker 3: Well, now he's a jelly churro. He's lost 300 fucking
• 2:18:30
  Speaker 3: pounds with pure discipline.
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 2: Is that? Come on.
• 2:18:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Noah Zempik. Really? Noah Zempik. What's he doing? He
• 2:18:37
  Speaker 3: does testosterone replacement and exercise. That's it. And changed his diet.
• 2:18:42
  Speaker 3: Eliminated sugar. Eliminated everything from his diet.
• 2:18:45
  Speaker 2: Because he was a big boy.
• 2:18:46
  Speaker 3: He was 500 pounds. Wow.
• 2:18:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:18:48
  Speaker 3: He lost 300. He's in the twos now. And 35
• 2:18:52
  Speaker 3: pounds of it is extra skin. He's got crazy extra skin.
• 2:18:56
  Speaker 3: He worked out with me in here. He had ran
• 2:18:58
  Speaker 3: six miles the day before, came into the studio before
• 2:19:01
  Speaker 3: the podcast we did. He ran two and a half
• 2:19:03
  Speaker 3: miles on the treadmill. I watched him. Wow. I mean,
• 2:19:07
  Speaker 3: talking like in great shape. He's talking while he's running, laughing,
• 2:19:10
  Speaker 3: joking around. Hey, good for him. Super nice to everybody. Nice.
• 2:19:13
  Speaker 3: He's the sweetest fucking guy you ever want to meet.
• 2:19:16
  Speaker 2: He's a very nice guy.
• 2:19:17
  Speaker 3: To everybody man everybody's he's hugging everybody he's like a
• 2:19:21
  Speaker 3: sweet kind guy and he's on the right path and
• 2:19:25
  Speaker 3: he's lost 300 fucking.
• 2:19:27
  Speaker 2: Pounds wow good for him yeah he's got to change
• 2:19:31
  Speaker 2: the name no you can't be jelly roll and thin just.
• 2:19:34
  Speaker 3: Call him jelly i call him jelly anyway jelly's fat
• 2:19:38
  Speaker 3: what is his real name i've known that guy for
• 2:19:40
  Speaker 3: fucking seven years i don't even know his real name Jason.
• 2:19:42
  Speaker 2: Jason. You're Jason now. I'm sorry.
• 2:19:45
  Speaker 3: No, I've known him for seven years. I met him
• 2:19:47
  Speaker 3: at my club, so I've known him for three years.
• 2:19:49
  Speaker 3: All right. Jason. I didn't know that. I would have guessed, like, Brian. Yeah. Yeah,
• 2:19:54
  Speaker 3: who knows? Who knows? It's cool that he's got a
• 2:19:56
  Speaker 3: fake name, though. That's a good move.
• 2:19:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a black guy move.
• 2:19:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Vanilla Ice.
• 2:20:01
  Speaker 2: A black guy move. You know, Earthquake. They all have
• 2:20:05
  Speaker 2: cool names.
• 2:20:05
  Speaker 3: Lil Wayne.
• 2:20:06
  Speaker 2: You've got to have a cool name for a black guy.
• 2:20:07
  Speaker 3: Right, right, right. Very few comics have done that. Earthquake's
• 2:20:10
  Speaker 3: one of the few.
• 2:20:11
  Speaker 2: We had Hamburger for a minute.
• 2:20:12
  Speaker 3: Larry the Cable Guy. There you go.
• 2:20:14
  Speaker 2: There's a white guy doing it. Dice Clay.
• 2:20:16
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 2:20:17
  Speaker 2: That's a fake name.
• 2:20:18
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 2:20:19
  Speaker 2: So a couple guys did it.
• 2:20:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Dice Clay is just Dice. I just call him Dice.
• 2:20:23
  Speaker 2: He just kind of turned into Dice.
• 2:20:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:20:25
  Speaker 2: He just is Dice now.
• 2:20:26
  Speaker 3: Well, most people don't know that he was Andrew Silverstein. Yes.
• 2:20:29
  Speaker 3: And the Dice Man was one of many characters that
• 2:20:32
  Speaker 3: he did on stage.
• 2:20:33
  Speaker 2: Travolta, Jerry Lewis. Yeah. He did a bunch of guys.
• 2:20:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's got great impressions, man.
• 2:20:37
  Speaker 2: He's a talented guy.
• 2:20:38
  Speaker 3: He's not just a talented guy. That guy is a
• 2:20:40
  Speaker 3: legitimate performance artist.
• 2:20:42
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 2:20:42
  Speaker 3: He does performance art on the street for fun, for
• 2:20:46
  Speaker 3: no money, and he's literally mocking the fact that he's
• 2:20:50
  Speaker 3: not famous.
• 2:20:51
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 2:20:52
  Speaker 3: That's comedy. It's the most ego-free version of that shit.
• 2:20:56
  Speaker 2: I opened for him once, and I was kind of nervous.
• 2:20:58
  Speaker 2: He's a legend. He's a legend. And I went up
• 2:21:00
  Speaker 2: to him, and I was like, hello, Mr. Dice, just
• 2:21:01
  Speaker 2: letting you know I'm your opener. He goes, you want
• 2:21:03
  Speaker 2: a picture? And I'm like, no, I'm just letting you
• 2:21:04
  Speaker 2: know I'm your opener. How much time do you want
• 2:21:06
  Speaker 2: me to do? He goes, you want a picture? And
• 2:21:08
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't need a picture. How much time
• 2:21:10
  Speaker 2: do you want me to do? He goes, get over here.
• 2:21:12
  Speaker 2: And he gets me in a headlock and takes a picture.
• 2:21:15
  Speaker 2: And I just didn't know how much time to do,
• 2:21:16
  Speaker 2: but he was fucking with me.
• 2:21:18
  Speaker 3: He gave me great advice in the 90s. I was
• 2:21:21
  Speaker 3: doing news radio, and I was just doing the store
• 2:21:24
  Speaker 3: and the Laugh Factory and the improv. He was like,
• 2:21:27
  Speaker 3: You should do the road. And I said, really? I go, why?
• 2:21:30
  Speaker 3: He goes, you don't want to be relying on these
• 2:21:32
  Speaker 3: fucking jerk offs to make your living. He goes, you're
• 2:21:35
  Speaker 3: a funny comic. He goes, you could be headlining all
• 2:21:37
  Speaker 3: over the country. making a good living. You don't need
• 2:21:40
  Speaker 3: these fucking people.
• 2:21:41
  Speaker 2: That's really nice.
• 2:21:42
  Speaker 3: It was the smartest thing that anybody ever taught me.
• 2:21:44
  Speaker 2: You got to do the road.
• 2:21:45
  Speaker 3: I had to do the road because I was, you know,
• 2:21:47
  Speaker 3: I was doing like 15 minute sets and then, you know,
• 2:21:49
  Speaker 3: I never was really headlining for like a few years. Yeah.
• 2:21:53
  Speaker 3: And I did back when I lived in New York
• 2:21:55
  Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden I was like, you know,
• 2:21:56
  Speaker 3: he's right. And then I started really putting together an hour,
• 2:22:00
  Speaker 3: like a solid hour on the road and it got
• 2:22:02
  Speaker 3: way better.
• 2:22:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 3: My act got way better and then I realized like
• 2:22:06
  Speaker 3: if a show gets canceled- I can still make a living.
• 2:22:09
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:22:11
  Speaker 3: Whereas everybody who just works in those poor comics that
• 2:22:14
  Speaker 3: stop doing the road and then become writers, that's even
• 2:22:17
  Speaker 3: worse than being an actor because nobody knows who you
• 2:22:21
  Speaker 3: are and you're completely reliant on the scene. To feed you.
• 2:22:26
  Speaker 3: And then you have a mortgage. Right. And then you
• 2:22:27
  Speaker 3: have a family. You have a wife and kids. I know.
• 2:22:29
  Speaker 3: And then you have college you have to pay for.
• 2:22:31
  Speaker 2: Those writer's rooms are cushy, though. You get air conditioning.
• 2:22:34
  Speaker 2: You get snacks. And you get healthcare. You get a paycheck.
• 2:22:36
  Speaker 2: And you go into an office every day.
• 2:22:38
  Speaker 3: But you're writing the funny stuff that that other person says. True.
• 2:22:41
  Speaker 3: And in the back of your head, you know. Like,
• 2:22:43
  Speaker 3: the reason why it's funny is because of my mind.
• 2:22:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:22:45
  Speaker 3: And no one knows who I am.
• 2:22:46
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 2:22:47
  Speaker 3: It's a velvet prison.
• 2:22:49
  Speaker 2: And then you see these 65-year-old comics back on the
• 2:22:51
  Speaker 2: funny bone train because they got to make money.
• 2:22:54
  Speaker 3: And no one knows who they are.
• 2:22:55
  Speaker 2: And they can't sell a ticket.
• 2:22:56
  Speaker 3: They can't sell a ticket.
• 2:22:57
  Speaker 2: That is a bummer.
• 2:22:58
  Speaker 3: It's a bummer. Yeah. And all these guys that missed
• 2:23:00
  Speaker 3: the podcast train, too. Ooh. A lot of those guys, like,
• 2:23:04
  Speaker 3: they've kind of abandoned the bitterness. But years ago, guys
• 2:23:07
  Speaker 3: were really bitter.
• 2:23:09
  Speaker 2: I remember that.
• 2:23:09
  Speaker 3: Like, are you a comic or are you a podcaster? Right. Well,
• 2:23:12
  Speaker 3: I can't do both. What am I doing all day?
• 2:23:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a cheat code. People get to know you.
• 2:23:16
  Speaker 2: They listen to you every day or every week, and
• 2:23:18
  Speaker 2: then you get to go to their town.
• 2:23:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and in conversation with people, you come up with ideas.
• 2:23:23
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 2:23:24
  Speaker 3: That's a big one.
• 2:23:25
  Speaker 2: That's true, yeah. I mean, I think this podcast saved
• 2:23:28
  Speaker 2: the store.
• 2:23:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, 100%. I was a part of it. I
• 2:23:32
  Speaker 3: know for a fact it did. It changed everything.
• 2:23:34
  Speaker 2: You had all those guys, Santino, Theo, all those.
• 2:23:37
  Speaker 3: 100%. 100% changed the store. And it changed everybody's attitude
• 2:23:42
  Speaker 3: towards each other because instead of being competition, like we're
• 2:23:45
  Speaker 3: all struggling to try to get this one spot on
• 2:23:47
  Speaker 3: a sitcom or this one host of a show. Instead,
• 2:23:51
  Speaker 3: we're all like an asset to each other because we're
• 2:23:53
  Speaker 3: guests on each other's show. Hey, could you help me
• 2:23:56
  Speaker 3: promote my Netflix special? Yeah, come on. Right. And everybody's
• 2:23:59
  Speaker 3: an asset. Yes. Everybody helps everybody.
• 2:24:01
  Speaker 2: They help you.
• 2:24:01
  Speaker 3: You're a guest on theirs.
• 2:24:02
  Speaker 2: They're a guest on yours. And it's so low maintenance.
• 2:24:06
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 2:24:06
  Speaker 2: You just set it up in a hotel room and
• 2:24:08
  Speaker 2: put it out.
• 2:24:09
  Speaker 3: And people love it because they love real conversations. Yeah.
• 2:24:12
  Speaker 3: And it's hard to get those in this weird world
• 2:24:14
  Speaker 3: where everybody's communicating on social media.
• 2:24:16
  Speaker 2: Well, it makes you think that maybe that's why actors
• 2:24:18
  Speaker 2: have to play ball because they don't have this thing
• 2:24:21
  Speaker 2: to rely on. So they got to, you know, play
• 2:24:24
  Speaker 2: the game. Bullshit each other.
• 2:24:26
  Speaker 3: The same ones that I talked to they talk about
• 2:24:28
  Speaker 3: the deep pain that it gives them having to fucking
• 2:24:31
  Speaker 3: Acquiesce to these people.
• 2:24:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well. I just did you know I'm doing
• 2:24:34
  Speaker 2: this crazy press tour with the special I just did
• 2:24:36
  Speaker 2: a late-night show and it was fun you do the
• 2:24:38
  Speaker 2: couch Yeah, you put makeup on you put on a
• 2:24:41
  Speaker 2: nice jacket, and you yuck it up for the live
• 2:24:43
  Speaker 2: audience But you're just sitting there going That guy's got
• 2:24:45
  Speaker 2: a headset and a clipboard. What is she doing over there?
• 2:24:48
  Speaker 2: He's like a page. He's an intern. It's so much
• 2:24:51
  Speaker 2: wasted money.
• 2:24:53
  Speaker 3: So much wasted money.
• 2:24:54
  Speaker 2: And you're like, no wonder these are kind of going away.
• 2:24:56
  Speaker 2: It's unnecessary.
• 2:24:57
  Speaker 3: Well, that was the thing about the complaint about the
• 2:24:59
  Speaker 3: Colbert show being canceled. They're like, you're censoring speech. But
• 2:25:04
  Speaker 3: Colbert show is losing CBS $ 40 to $ 50 million a year. Jesus.
• 2:25:07
  Speaker 3: That's wild.
• 2:25:13
  Speaker 2: Well, who watches it? I mean, no offense to these guys.
• 2:25:16
  Speaker 2: They're all super talented, whatever, but it's like.
• 2:25:18
  Speaker 3: The idea that they're supposed to keep that thing on
• 2:25:19
  Speaker 3: the air while they're hemorrhaging money from it is crazy.
• 2:25:22
  Speaker 2: And the guest is just like a crapshoot. Who are
• 2:25:24
  Speaker 2: we getting today?
• 2:25:25
  Speaker 3: Snooki? Oh, great.
• 2:25:26
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to watch that. I couldn't think of
• 2:25:28
  Speaker 2: anybody relevant, but, you know, they got to sit and
• 2:25:31
  Speaker 2: talk to Snooki. You got a book out, huh? Who's
• 2:25:34
  Speaker 2: going to watch that?
• 2:25:35
  Speaker 3: That was Bill Hicks' old joke about Jay Leno killing himself. Oh.
• 2:25:38
  Speaker 3: Do you remember that joke? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sitting down
• 2:25:40
  Speaker 3: next to Joey Lawrence. Hey, you got a girlfriend? Exactly, exactly.
• 2:25:43
  Speaker 3: And then he sticks an Uzi in his mouth and
• 2:25:44
  Speaker 3: it blows out his brain.
• 2:25:46
  Speaker 2: They form an NBC peacock.
• 2:25:48
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes. Because he's a company man to the bitter end.
• 2:25:50
  Speaker 2: Well, that's why Conan, he saw the writing on the
• 2:25:52
  Speaker 2: wall and he said, I'm starting a pod.
• 2:25:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, he also left and did the TBS show,
• 2:25:56
  Speaker 3: which was like way less pressure. You know, that was
• 2:25:59
  Speaker 3: a good move. That's true. Because he still got to
• 2:26:01
  Speaker 3: do his own show. And people watch it that are fans.
• 2:26:04
  Speaker 3: It's still kept an audience, but he still stayed himself.
• 2:26:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's true.
• 2:26:09
  Speaker 3: He's a smart guy.
• 2:26:09
  Speaker 2: He's a smart guy, and he's a super funny guy.
• 2:26:12
  Speaker 3: Very funny guy.
• 2:26:13
  Speaker 2: He helped me a lot in the early days, too.
• 2:26:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was on his show way, way back in
• 2:26:17
  Speaker 3: the day. A friend of mine was a writer on
• 2:26:19
  Speaker 3: his show in the very beginning. And when I went
• 2:26:23
  Speaker 3: to the filming, their banter was all planned out. They
• 2:26:27
  Speaker 3: had these big, like, post boards with all the dialogue
• 2:26:33
  Speaker 3: and someone would be standing behind, what was the other
• 2:26:35
  Speaker 3: guy's name? Richter? Yeah, Andy Richter. Someone would be standing
• 2:26:39
  Speaker 3: behind Andy Richter and someone would be standing behind Conan.
• 2:26:42
  Speaker 3: And so they would read the things that they were
• 2:26:43
  Speaker 3: going to say. It was all scripted out. I was like, oh,
• 2:26:46
  Speaker 3: this is crazy.
• 2:26:47
  Speaker 2: That's funny because when I did this late night show,
• 2:26:49
  Speaker 2: they call you at like 10 in the morning. Like,
• 2:26:50
  Speaker 2: what do you want to talk about? It's a, what
• 2:26:52
  Speaker 2: do you call those guys? Like the producer guy who
• 2:26:54
  Speaker 2: gives you the, and he's like, what about this? I'm like,
• 2:26:57
  Speaker 2: nobody cares about that. He's like, well, talk about your
• 2:26:59
  Speaker 2: writing process and how you got into standup. I'm like,
• 2:27:01
  Speaker 2: that's just hack shit that's been done to death.
• 2:27:03
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 2:27:04
  Speaker 2: Let me riff.
• 2:27:05
  Speaker 3: Let me riff. I'm a comic. Yeah. Well, I did
• 2:27:07
  Speaker 3: the Bob and Tom show once. Oh. And they tried
• 2:27:09
  Speaker 3: to do that to me. The worst. The producer got
• 2:27:11
  Speaker 3: upset at me. Bob and Tom were great. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:27:14
  Speaker 3: The pros. The producers were upset with me. He, like,
• 2:27:18
  Speaker 3: visibly upset. He goes, well, what are you going to
• 2:27:20
  Speaker 3: bring up?
• 2:27:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:27:21
  Speaker 3: And I go, I don't know. He's like, you don't know.
• 2:27:24
  Speaker 3: I go, we're going to have fun. Don't worry about it. Yeah.
• 2:27:26
  Speaker 3: I've done this a fucking million times.
• 2:27:27
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 2:27:28
  Speaker 3: Just go in there and have a good time. Don't
• 2:27:29
  Speaker 3: worry about it.
• 2:27:30
  Speaker 2: I did it once. I was so green that they
• 2:27:31
  Speaker 2: made me write on loose leaf setups. And I wrote
• 2:27:34
  Speaker 2: like eight setups. So then he'd be like, so I
• 2:27:36
  Speaker 2: hear you have a dog.
• 2:27:37
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah.
• 2:27:37
  Speaker 2: And I do my dog bit.
• 2:27:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's horrible. I know.
• 2:27:40
  Speaker 2: It was like school.
• 2:27:41
  Speaker 3: That used to be all morning radio. Guys doing their
• 2:27:45
  Speaker 3: act on the radio.
• 2:27:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:27:46
  Speaker 3: It was terrible.
• 2:27:47
  Speaker 2: Terrible.
• 2:27:48
  Speaker 3: Terrible. Fake. You know what changed that? Opie and Anthony. Okay. Oh, yeah.
• 2:27:53
  Speaker 3: Opie and Anthony was the beginning of podcasts.
• 2:27:56
  Speaker 2: Not Stern?
• 2:27:57
  Speaker 3: No. Stern was the beginning of free speech. Stern was
• 2:28:00
  Speaker 3: the beginning of being wild on the radio. He's the goat.
• 2:28:04
  Speaker 3: If it wasn't for him, none of this, we would
• 2:28:06
  Speaker 3: have no podcast. Well, I don't know if we wouldn't
• 2:28:08
  Speaker 3: have a podcast, but the evolution of it would have
• 2:28:10
  Speaker 3: been stalled radically. He was the guy that stuck his
• 2:28:13
  Speaker 3: neck out. He was the guy that got fined. Like
• 2:28:16
  Speaker 3: during the Bush administration, people forget about that. They were
• 2:28:19
  Speaker 3: going after him for indecency.
• 2:28:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 2:28:22
  Speaker 3: Not blasphemy, obscenity. They were fining the fucking stations and
• 2:28:27
  Speaker 3: insane amounts of money. Right. But he was so big
• 2:28:30
  Speaker 3: that he stayed alive and survived that. But then Opie
• 2:28:33
  Speaker 3: and Anthony came along and it was totally different. It
• 2:28:37
  Speaker 3: was just wild and loose.
• 2:28:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:28:39
  Speaker 3: And it was just Norton and Voss and Patrice and fucking.
• 2:28:42
  Speaker 2: Louie, Quinn.
• 2:28:43
  Speaker 3: Louie and all of us.
• 2:28:44
  Speaker 2: Cavallo.
• 2:28:45
  Speaker 3: And Ari. And we would all go in and I
• 2:28:48
  Speaker 3: loved going there. Yeah. I loved going. And then when
• 2:28:51
  Speaker 3: Anthony started doing live from the compound, so he had
• 2:28:54
  Speaker 3: this sick house in Long Island. They made a ton
• 2:28:57
  Speaker 3: of money. Oh, yeah. And he had this sick house
• 2:28:59
  Speaker 3: in Long Island and he built his own studio in
• 2:29:01
  Speaker 3: his basement so he could live stream. Oh, wow. And
• 2:29:04
  Speaker 3: he had Guinness on tap, and he had real professional
• 2:29:08
  Speaker 3: microphones and cameras. Oh. It was nuts.
• 2:29:11
  Speaker 2: Freedom.
• 2:29:11
  Speaker 3: And I was like, wow, that's it. And they were
• 2:29:14
  Speaker 3: trying to get him to stop doing it. Really? They
• 2:29:16
  Speaker 3: were saying, yeah, this is violating your contract. He goes,
• 2:29:17
  Speaker 3: I'm not making any money off of this. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:29:19
  Speaker 3: I'm just doing it.
• 2:29:20
  Speaker 2: Love of the game.
• 2:29:21
  Speaker 3: And they were upset that he was doing this on
• 2:29:23
  Speaker 3: the internet. Wow.
• 2:29:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:29:26
  Speaker 3: And so he, and then Tom Green. Tom Green was big.
• 2:29:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that was a big one.
• 2:29:30
  Speaker 3: He did his internet show. Yeah, yeah. But it was
• 2:29:32
  Speaker 3: just totally loose. Like there was no asking you what
• 2:29:35
  Speaker 3: you wanted to talk about when you were sitting on
• 2:29:37
  Speaker 3: the couch. Just came in and hung out.
• 2:29:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:29:39
  Speaker 3: Tom Green's a funny guy and he's smart and loose
• 2:29:41
  Speaker 3: and we're having a good time. And I was like,
• 2:29:44
  Speaker 3: this is it. This is the future.
• 2:29:46
  Speaker 2: He was weird, innovative. He got ball surgery on air.
• 2:29:49
  Speaker 3: Remember that?
• 2:29:50
  Speaker 2: He had ball cancer and he did the surgery on
• 2:29:53
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 2:29:53
  Speaker 3: Did he really? Yeah.
• 2:29:54
  Speaker 2: He was ahead of the game. But these TV shows
• 2:29:57
  Speaker 2: are so weird because they want comics on, but they
• 2:29:59
  Speaker 2: don't want you to be a comic.
• 2:30:00
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 2:30:00
  Speaker 2: These morning shows are like, oh, what's up, funny man?
• 2:30:02
  Speaker 2: And you're like, well, I had told him. They're like,
• 2:30:04
  Speaker 2: cut it, cut it. I'm just being me.
• 2:30:06
  Speaker 3: They're just scared.
• 2:30:07
  Speaker 2: You had me on.
• 2:30:08
  Speaker 3: They get scared. They get scared of losing their job.
• 2:30:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, those people are really scared because they don't, nothing.
• 2:30:14
  Speaker 3: All they have is like, hey, good morning.
• 2:30:17
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 2:30:17
  Speaker 3: It's five past the hour. You know, here's Tom with weather.
• 2:30:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:30:21
  Speaker 3: It's like a bullshit fake gig. Yeah. And so anything
• 2:30:23
  Speaker 3: can take it away from them. So all the stuff
• 2:30:25
  Speaker 3: that they rely on, their fucking membership at the country
• 2:30:28
  Speaker 3: club they have to pay for, all that stuff could
• 2:30:31
  Speaker 3: go away at any moment. They live terrified.
• 2:30:33
  Speaker 2: That's a prison.
• 2:30:34
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 2:30:34
  Speaker 2: You might as well be a weatherman.
• 2:30:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And even a weatherman. Same thing. Yeah.
• 2:30:38
  Speaker 2: That's a good gig, though.
• 2:30:40
  Speaker 3: I guess.
• 2:30:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, you just eight minutes and go, oh, the Doppler.
• 2:30:43
  Speaker 2: You do some hand movements and then you're done.
• 2:30:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:30:46
  Speaker 3: It's just you live in hell. We're lucky as fuck.
• 2:30:49
  Speaker 2: We're very lucky, and I'm very grateful.
• 2:30:50
  Speaker 3: We're lucky as fuck. But this platform, the podcast platform
• 2:30:55
  Speaker 3: that we all enjoy, that we all do, wouldn't have
• 2:30:57
  Speaker 3: existed without Opie and Anthony. Opie and Anthony was the
• 2:31:00
  Speaker 3: first time where comics got together, and it was completely loose.
• 2:31:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:31:05
  Speaker 3: There was no figuring out what we're going to say.
• 2:31:09
  Speaker 3: Everybody was just riffing. They're all shitting on each other.
• 2:31:12
  Speaker 3: And then when it went to XM, it was amazing.
• 2:31:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:31:15
  Speaker 3: Because then you could swear. Right, right. Oh, my God.
• 2:31:18
  Speaker 2: It got crazy. If you've never heard it, go on
• 2:31:20
  Speaker 2: YouTube and watch it. There's some fucking comedy gold on there.
• 2:31:23
  Speaker 4: Gold.
• 2:31:24
  Speaker 3: Especially the Patrice episodes. Yes. Oh, my God. He was
• 2:31:27
  Speaker 3: so good.
• 2:31:27
  Speaker 2: That's where he really shined. Him and Louie together talking
• 2:31:30
  Speaker 2: about black versus Mexican was amazing.
• 2:31:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:31:33
  Speaker 2: And they do one episode where they talk about where
• 2:31:35
  Speaker 2: the N-word came from. And Louie goes, well, I think
• 2:31:37
  Speaker 2: it was just a bunch of guys being N-words. You
• 2:31:40
  Speaker 2: never heard shit like that.
• 2:31:41
  Speaker 3: Right, right.
• 2:31:42
  Speaker 2: It was comedy gold.
• 2:31:43
  Speaker 3: Well, you'd be free. And then Tough Crowd.
• 2:31:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was another one.
• 2:31:47
  Speaker 3: Another one. Another kind of situation. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, where
• 2:31:49
  Speaker 3: comics just got together and Colin Quinn was hosting it.
• 2:31:53
  Speaker 3: And he's hilarious. And everybody's just riffing and fucking around.
• 2:31:56
  Speaker 3: Norton's chiming in. Nick DiPaolo's chiming in. And Greg Giraldo
• 2:32:00
  Speaker 3: when he was alive.
• 2:32:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, brilliant guy.
• 2:32:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, he was great.
• 2:32:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but comedy's weird because I got my special out.
• 2:32:06
  Speaker 2: It's only been out like a day or two, but
• 2:32:08
  Speaker 2: I'm getting all these nice messages. I love that bit.
• 2:32:10
  Speaker 2: I love that bit. And those are the bits that
• 2:32:11
  Speaker 2: didn't really... do as well as some of the other ones.
• 2:32:15
  Speaker 2: Isn't that weird how that works?
• 2:32:16
  Speaker 3: Well, sometimes people just like something clever that's different than
• 2:32:19
  Speaker 3: the way they think. Like, oh, I like that.
• 2:32:21
  Speaker 2: Right, right.
• 2:32:22
  Speaker 3: You know, there's bits that are just hilarious, and there's
• 2:32:25
  Speaker 3: other bits that just make me smile. Like, that's fucking great.
• 2:32:28
  Speaker 3: That's a great bit.
• 2:32:29
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 2:32:30
  Speaker 3: Just like Hicks said that once. Like, if it's not
• 2:32:33
  Speaker 3: going to be funny, at least make it interesting.
• 2:32:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.
• 2:32:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Be funny, but just be you.
• 2:32:38
  Speaker 2: But if you can be both.
• 2:32:39
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 2:32:40
  Speaker 2: That's the winner.
• 2:32:41
  Speaker 3: That's the key. That's the key.
• 2:32:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:32:43
  Speaker 3: And it's just this fucking constant dance. And then as
• 2:32:45
  Speaker 3: soon as it's over, oh, my God, I'm starting from scratch.
• 2:32:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's where I'm at. I got the special out.
• 2:32:50
  Speaker 2: I'm back to square one. I'm the worst comic in
• 2:32:52
  Speaker 2: America right now.
• 2:32:53
  Speaker 3: You going to be at the club tonight? I'll be there.
• 2:32:55
  Speaker 3: Joey's at the club tonight.
• 2:32:57
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 2:32:57
  Speaker 3: Joey Diaz is headlining.
• 2:32:58
  Speaker 2: I don't want to follow him with my harsh shit.
• 2:32:59
  Speaker 3: No, he'll be headlining.
• 2:33:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, great.
• 2:33:02
  Speaker 3: No one has to follow him. He's a fucking animal.
• 2:33:04
  Speaker 3: He is. He's on fire right now. Really? He's on fire. Yeah,
• 2:33:08
  Speaker 3: because he's been doing these residencies. He's been doing casinos
• 2:33:11
  Speaker 3: in Philadelphia. He's been doing shows all around New York
• 2:33:14
  Speaker 3: and New Jersey. He's killing it right now. Oh, good.
• 2:33:17
  Speaker 3: I'm still trying to get him to move out here.
• 2:33:20
  Speaker 3: I'm trying.
• 2:33:20
  Speaker 2: I can see that.
• 2:33:21
  Speaker 3: I'm going to have to get him a place. I
• 2:33:22
  Speaker 3: think I might have to buy a place.
• 2:33:24
  Speaker 2: A little warm out here, though. He's a sweaty Cuban.
• 2:33:26
  Speaker 3: He'll deal with it.
• 2:33:27
  Speaker 2: Cuba's hot, too. That's a good point. I mean, really,
• 2:33:29
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 2:33:30
  Speaker 3: He doesn't really complain about heat that much. He only
• 2:33:32
  Speaker 3: complains about assholes, pussies, these fucking mokes, these white people.
• 2:33:38
  Speaker 3: Joe Rogan, you're around these fucking white people too much.
• 2:33:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, New York's the weirdest because you walk by
• 2:33:43
  Speaker 2: a hobo jerking off, and then I'll tell a zinger,
• 2:33:45
  Speaker 2: and people are like, easy.
• 2:33:46
  Speaker 3: Isn't that weird?
• 2:33:47
  Speaker 2: I'm like, there's a dead guy on 3rd Street. And
• 2:33:50
  Speaker 2: the subway you took here. And then I tell a
• 2:33:52
  Speaker 2: joke and people are like, whoa, buddy.
• 2:33:53
  Speaker 3: Well, it'll turn around. It just has to. Culture goes
• 2:33:57
  Speaker 3: in these big waves. It's like a seesaw. It goes up.
• 2:34:00
  Speaker 3: It goes down. It goes back. It goes forth.
• 2:34:02
  Speaker 2: It just feels like with young people, there's an HR
• 2:34:05
  Speaker 2: vibe in the young world.
• 2:34:07
  Speaker 3: Well, you think that's the world they have to live
• 2:34:08
  Speaker 3: in every day at work.
• 2:34:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point.
• 2:34:10
  Speaker 3: They go from the university where they're taught that shit
• 2:34:12
  Speaker 3: and then they go to a job where they're taught
• 2:34:14
  Speaker 3: that shit and that shit can actually help them get ahead.
• 2:34:16
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:34:17
  Speaker 3: And if you enforce it, like people are like, oh,
• 2:34:19
  Speaker 3: they're scared. They'll help you. They'll move you ahead.
• 2:34:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:34:22
  Speaker 3: If you push these values and push these ideas, like
• 2:34:25
  Speaker 3: it'll help. And then there's people that their whole job
• 2:34:28
  Speaker 3: is just enforcing that stuff in the workplace.
• 2:34:31
  Speaker 2: And those people are fucked up.
• 2:34:32
  Speaker 3: Those are scary people.
• 2:34:33
  Speaker 2: HR people are the wackiest nuts on the planet.
• 2:34:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, those are the scary people because those are the
• 2:34:37
  Speaker 3: fucking the hall pass monitors.
• 2:34:39
  Speaker 2: Right. It's kind of like Asian porn. You know, Asians
• 2:34:43
  Speaker 2: are the most repressed people, and their porn is bananas
• 2:34:47
  Speaker 2: because they got to get it out.
• 2:34:48
  Speaker 3: You know what's nuts about some of their porn? They
• 2:34:50
  Speaker 3: have to blur out the genitals.
• 2:34:51
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 2:34:52
  Speaker 2: Silly.
• 2:34:53
  Speaker 3: Help me out.
• 2:34:53
  Speaker 2: What are we doing here?
• 2:34:54
  Speaker 3: Help me out.
• 2:34:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a tiny pixel.
• 2:34:56
  Speaker 3: Like, I don't get to see her asshole where she's
• 2:34:58
  Speaker 3: shitting in a guy's mouth. This is crazy. That's funny.
• 2:35:02
  Speaker 3: This is legitimately crazy.
• 2:35:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. You know, like in the 90s, you couldn't
• 2:35:07
  Speaker 2: say fuck, but you could say the N-word on TV.
• 2:35:11
  Speaker 3: Interesting. Yeah. Saturday Night Live. Exactly. Right.
• 2:35:14
  Speaker 2: That Chevy Chase Richard Pryor thing. Yes, exactly. But you
• 2:35:18
  Speaker 2: couldn't say fucking at all. So it's funny how we
• 2:35:22
  Speaker 2: take certain that that's okay, but not that.
• 2:35:24
  Speaker 3: I know. People are always looking to tell people what
• 2:35:26
  Speaker 3: to do. Yeah. That's really what it is.
• 2:35:29
  Speaker 2: And that's not new.
• 2:35:30
  Speaker 3: They're always looking to define people as being worse than them. Like,
• 2:35:33
  Speaker 3: that's a bad person. Right. I'm a good person. Yes.
• 2:35:35
  Speaker 3: And they're always looking to tell people what to do.
• 2:35:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's as old as time, you know.
• 2:35:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Sure.
• 2:35:41
  Speaker 2: These old, you know, but it just keeps shifting. Like
• 2:35:43
  Speaker 2: in the 50s, you couldn't have a man and a
• 2:35:45
  Speaker 2: woman in the same bed, but you could smoke in
• 2:35:47
  Speaker 2: front of a baby. And now you can have people
• 2:35:50
  Speaker 2: fucking on TV, but smoking is like they have a disclaimer.
• 2:35:54
  Speaker 3: There's always going to be bitches in this world ruining
• 2:35:56
  Speaker 3: it for everybody. No matter what you do, there's always
• 2:35:58
  Speaker 3: going to be people that try to find a loophole,
• 2:36:00
  Speaker 3: try to find some fucking cheat code. Sneak their way
• 2:36:03
  Speaker 3: to the top, take Ozempic, do what they got to do.
• 2:36:06
  Speaker 2: I guess so. But we're all going to die one day, folks.
• 2:36:08
  Speaker 2: You might as well have a good time.
• 2:36:09
  Speaker 3: You should be having a good time before you die.
• 2:36:11
  Speaker 3: Don't wait till you die and go, I should have
• 2:36:13
  Speaker 3: had more fun. Yeah.
• 2:36:15
  Speaker 2: Well, don't have too much fun. Burt Kreischer's, he quit drinking.
• 2:36:19
  Speaker 3: He had to. He was dying. He got blood clots. Yeah.
• 2:36:23
  Speaker 3: Probably from the Vax. He took four of those fucking things. Really? Yeah.
• 2:36:27
  Speaker 3: He had to keep taking them because he was doing projects.
• 2:36:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 2:36:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they kept telling him he needs another booster in
• 2:36:33
  Speaker 3: order to do this new thing.
• 2:36:34
  Speaker 2: Well, what happened to his tour bus? What happened to
• 2:36:36
  Speaker 2: his tour bus?
• 2:36:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, J-Mo.
• 2:36:39
  Speaker 2: His tour bus caught on fire.
• 2:36:40
  Speaker 3: When did this happen? Three days ago. Oh.
• 2:36:44
  Speaker 1: And they got a flat tire and then just randomly, like,
• 2:36:47
  Speaker 1: I think they got another ride and, like, while they
• 2:36:48
  Speaker 1: were getting the ride, it caught on fire.
• 2:36:50
  Speaker 3: What happened?
• 2:36:50
  Speaker 2: They could have been in there.
• 2:36:52
  Speaker 1: I think he's, he might be smartly saving it for
• 2:36:55
  Speaker 1: a podcast or something.
• 2:36:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, it's all over the news, too.
• 2:36:58
  Speaker 1: They just showed the fire, but I don't think that
• 2:37:00
  Speaker 1: they've said, like.
• 2:37:02
  Speaker 2: He did a big Instagram live about it. I didn't
• 2:37:04
  Speaker 2: watch it, but yeah, that thing is torched. It looks
• 2:37:07
  Speaker 2: like Gaza footage.
• 2:37:08
  Speaker 3: Burt's the type of guy who might light his tour
• 2:37:09
  Speaker 3: bus on fire just for clicks.
• 2:37:10
  Speaker 2: Look at that.
• 2:37:11
  Speaker 3: Whoa. Comedian Burt Crusher's tour bus destroyed by fire in Minnesota. Yeah,
• 2:37:16
  Speaker 3: the fucking Antifa got him.
• 2:37:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Minnesota's cursed.
• 2:37:20
  Speaker 3: Fire is unknown. Yeah, Antifa. I'm calling it. I'm calling it.
• 2:37:23
  Speaker 3: It's the anti-ice people. We're all safe, but my bus
• 2:37:26
  Speaker 3: is gone. God works in mysterious ways. What? Oh, he
• 2:37:29
  Speaker 3: lit it on fire. fire. Come on. As soon as
• 2:37:31
  Speaker 3: you say God works in mysterious ways.
• 2:37:33
  Speaker 2: Look at that thing.
• 2:37:34
  Speaker 5: That's nuts.
• 2:37:35
  Speaker 2: Something can't stop the machine.
• 2:37:36
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's crazy.
• 2:37:38
  Speaker 2: Something's burning.
• 2:37:39
  Speaker 3: That's got to suck because that was a very expensive,
• 2:37:43
  Speaker 3: expensive tour bus.
• 2:37:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:37:45
  Speaker 3: He was always on that thing.
• 2:37:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. That is crazy.
• 2:37:49
  Speaker 3: I've never had the desire to get a tour bus.
• 2:37:50
  Speaker 2: I don't like it either. I'm open for Bert on
• 2:37:53
  Speaker 2: the bus, and it's fun, but I couldn't do that
• 2:37:55
  Speaker 2: all day, every day.
• 2:37:56
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't get hammered like he does. So it's
• 2:37:58
  Speaker 3: like this idea of just touring around. But my friends
• 2:38:00
  Speaker 3: that are musicians, like Sturgill Simpson, he loves being on
• 2:38:02
  Speaker 3: the bus.
• 2:38:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, some people love it.
• 2:38:04
  Speaker 3: He said it's like a living room that you travel
• 2:38:06
  Speaker 3: around in. They're all strumming along, singing songs, partying, laughing,
• 2:38:10
  Speaker 3: watching movies.
• 2:38:11
  Speaker 2: I guess that's nice. I'll give you a flight. I'll
• 2:38:13
  Speaker 2: get there in 10 minutes.
• 2:38:14
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 2:38:15
  Speaker 2: You're traveling all night.
• 2:38:16
  Speaker 3: I need to go to the gym. I need to
• 2:38:18
  Speaker 3: eat steak.
• 2:38:19
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:38:19
  Speaker 3: Nice restaurant. I don't like doing that. I'm with you.
• 2:38:22
  Speaker 2: And that bed is like a coffin.
• 2:38:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:38:24
  Speaker 2: And you feel the bump of the road. You're like, oh,
• 2:38:26
  Speaker 2: we can just turn off any minute and go on
• 2:38:28
  Speaker 2: the highway.
• 2:38:28
  Speaker 3: You think about crashing. Exactly. What about that guy driving
• 2:38:32
  Speaker 3: falls asleep?
• 2:38:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, and those aren't the most stand-up guys driving those,
• 2:38:36
  Speaker 2: but they're like ex-cons and pedophiles and whatnot.
• 2:38:39
  Speaker 3: It's weird. Also, I've never done those long tours like that.
• 2:38:42
  Speaker 3: I don't like those. I don't either. I think they're
• 2:38:44
  Speaker 3: bad for you.
• 2:38:45
  Speaker 2: Well, also, we got kids, so I like to get in,
• 2:38:47
  Speaker 2: get back. Get in, get back.
• 2:38:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:38:50
  Speaker 3: I've always done that. I've always done like a week,
• 2:38:52
  Speaker 3: except one time I did the Maxim comedy tour with
• 2:38:54
  Speaker 3: Charlie Murphy and John Heffron.
• 2:38:56
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 2:38:56
  Speaker 3: We did 22 dates in a month. Wow. I hated
• 2:39:01
  Speaker 3: it because I'd be waking up and I'm like, where
• 2:39:03
  Speaker 3: am I? I didn't know where I was.
• 2:39:04
  Speaker 5: You're right.
• 2:39:05
  Speaker 3: Because you're always on the road.
• 2:39:06
  Speaker 2: 22 dates is crazy.
• 2:39:07
  Speaker 3: It was nuts. In a row.
• 2:39:08
  Speaker 2: You don't even know what day it is.
• 2:39:10
  Speaker 3: But by the end of that month, whoo, you're sharp.
• 2:39:14
  Speaker 2: You're tight.
• 2:39:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're sharp. Yeah. You're just out there murdering. You're
• 2:39:18
  Speaker 3: just like, your timing is on point. Everything is just
• 2:39:21
  Speaker 3: rock solid.
• 2:39:22
  Speaker 2: And in a weird group, Hefron, Murphy, and you?
• 2:39:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:39:25
  Speaker 2: That's a lot of range.
• 2:39:26
  Speaker 3: It was fun.
• 2:39:26
  Speaker 2: Hefron's funny.
• 2:39:28
  Speaker 3: He's fun. He was really funny.
• 2:39:30
  Speaker 2: Clean, too, I think.
• 2:39:31
  Speaker 3: Well, he mixes it up. He's not clean offstage. Offstage
• 2:39:34
  Speaker 3: is hilarious. He's just hilarious, period. He's a really good
• 2:39:37
  Speaker 3: joke writer, too. And this was like he had come
• 2:39:38
  Speaker 3: off of Last Comic Standing. Right. He won that. Right.
• 2:39:41
  Speaker 3: And then Charlie was the best. Oh, yeah? Charlie, she
• 2:39:45
  Speaker 3: was such a good dude. Really? Such a real man. Yeah.
• 2:39:49
  Speaker 3: Just a real solid dude.
• 2:39:51
  Speaker 2: Well, Eddie Murphy always talks about he was kind of
• 2:39:53
  Speaker 2: his protector. Like, if he talked shit about Eddie Murphy,
• 2:39:55
  Speaker 2: he would just go.
• 2:39:55
  Speaker 3: Beat you up. Oh, yeah. Well, Charlie was a legitimate
• 2:39:58
  Speaker 3: martial artist. Oh, is that? I didn't know that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:40:01
  Speaker 3: He fought in karate tournaments and shit.
• 2:40:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:40:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we talked a lot about martial arts.
• 2:40:05
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 2:40:05
  Speaker 3: He knew his shit for sure.
• 2:40:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 2:40:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:40:08
  Speaker 2: I just thought he was a street guy.
• 2:40:09
  Speaker 3: No, he knew how to fight. He was a dangerous guy.
• 2:40:12
  Speaker 3: But just a nice guy, just a solid human being.
• 2:40:16
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know he was sick, man. I had
• 2:40:18
  Speaker 3: no idea until he died. Cancer? He kept it quiet,
• 2:40:23
  Speaker 3: just like Norm did. Yeah. No one knew. Norm was
• 2:40:27
  Speaker 3: talking about moving to Austin. No way. He was talking
• 2:40:29
  Speaker 3: about coming out here. Yeah, man. Wow. And then just
• 2:40:32
  Speaker 3: fucking died.
• 2:40:33
  Speaker 2: That's so commendable in this victim culture. He could have
• 2:40:36
  Speaker 2: gotten so many points off that.
• 2:40:38
  Speaker 3: And he just wrote it out. Apparently he had been
• 2:40:40
  Speaker 3: fighting cancer for a long time. Yeah. And if you
• 2:40:43
  Speaker 3: look at him like when he got real puffy for
• 2:40:45
  Speaker 3: a while, that was probably what was going on.
• 2:40:47
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 2:40:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He was probably battling cancer.
• 2:40:51
  Speaker 2: If you watch his old, I'm talking 80s clips, he's
• 2:40:53
  Speaker 2: holding his stomach like on Letterman because he had stomach cancer.
• 2:40:57
  Speaker 3: Whoa.
• 2:40:57
  Speaker 2: And that's why he always touched his stomach because I
• 2:40:59
  Speaker 2: think it hurt.
• 2:40:59
  Speaker 3: He had it for that long?
• 2:41:00
  Speaker 2: He had it because he had it and then he
• 2:41:02
  Speaker 2: kind of beat it and it came back.
• 2:41:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 2:41:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:41:06
  Speaker 3: Crazy.
• 2:41:06
  Speaker 2: Crazy.
• 2:41:07
  Speaker 3: He's a hero. Oh, man.
• 2:41:10
  Speaker 2: Is there a funnier guy than Norm?
• 2:41:11
  Speaker 3: One of the funniest guys of all time.
• 2:41:13
  Speaker 2: Funny on a podcast, funny on stand-up, funny in movies.
• 2:41:16
  Speaker 3: Funny talking to him in the hallway at the store. Yes, exactly.
• 2:41:18
  Speaker 3: And just a great guy, man. Oh, yeah. A great guy.
• 2:41:22
  Speaker 3: And would go after people who were cunts online, too.
• 2:41:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did.
• 2:41:27
  Speaker 3: Seth Simon guy, he went after him.
• 2:41:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 2:41:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, one day I'm going to meet you in real life. Whoa.
• 2:41:32
  Speaker 2: He wrote Shane a nice, Shane showed me the email.
• 2:41:35
  Speaker 2: After he got in trouble.
• 2:41:37
  Speaker 3: He was a solid dude. He was a real solid.
• 2:41:38
  Speaker 3: And fucking funny, man.
• 2:41:40
  Speaker 2: So brilliant.
• 2:41:41
  Speaker 3: So funny. Enlightened.
• 2:41:43
  Speaker 2: And he was like a Dostoevsky reader. And everybody thought
• 2:41:46
  Speaker 2: he was this dumb guy.
• 2:41:47
  Speaker 3: I sat next to him randomly on a flight twice.
• 2:41:51
  Speaker 2: Don't do the smoking story.
• 2:41:52
  Speaker 3: I did already. All right, all right.
• 2:41:54
  Speaker 2: We've all heard it too many times.
• 2:41:55
  Speaker 3: Sorry. But just randomly sitting next to him on a flight.
• 2:41:58
  Speaker 3: It was like, it was such a treat.
• 2:41:59
  Speaker 2: That's a gift.
• 2:42:00
  Speaker 3: Just to hang out with him for fucking hours on
• 2:42:02
  Speaker 3: a plane, just laughing and talking. Ah, Joe. He was great. Yeah.
• 2:42:06
  Speaker 3: Joe over here. Solid dude. There's good people out there. Yeah.
• 2:42:10
  Speaker 3: They exist. Yeah.
• 2:42:12
  Speaker 2: He was great.
• 2:42:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:42:13
  Speaker 2: And he changed Weekend Update.
• 2:42:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 2:42:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, the fact that he got fired for being funny.
• 2:42:17
  Speaker 2: He told the truth. He told the truth about O.J.
• 2:42:20
  Speaker 2: killing his wife and he got in trouble.
• 2:42:21
  Speaker 3: Is that what happened? That's what it was. Is that
• 2:42:23
  Speaker 3: why he got fired from Weekend Update?
• 2:42:24
  Speaker 2: Because Ohlmeyer was like the head of NBC and he
• 2:42:26
  Speaker 2: was friends with O.J., So he was like, stop shitting
• 2:42:30
  Speaker 2: on OJ. He's a friend of mine. He's like, I can't.
• 2:42:32
  Speaker 2: He's a murderer.
• 2:42:33
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. You told him to stop shitting on OJ?
• 2:42:36
  Speaker 2: And he kept doing it, and he got fired.
• 2:42:38
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 2:42:38
  Speaker 2: That's what it was.
• 2:42:40
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. Let me hear what he said.
• 2:42:45
  Speaker 2: Back it up.
• 2:42:47
  Speaker 3: Donald, and now the fake news. Well, it is finally official.
• 2:42:53
  Speaker 2: I'll be honest, we can't.
• 2:42:54
  Speaker 3: Can't play it? Okay. Okay, okay. We'll get in trouble.
• 2:42:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can see it. It's amazing. He's got a
• 2:42:59
  Speaker 2: whole compilation.
• 2:43:00
  Speaker 3: Let's wrap this bitch up and bring it home. All right.
• 2:43:02
  Speaker 3: Mark Norman, you're the man. Appreciate you, brother.
• 2:43:04
  Speaker 2: New special.
• 2:43:04
  Speaker 3: Check it out. New special out on Netflix. I know
• 2:43:06
  Speaker 3: it's hilarious. I watched you work out some of the material.
• 2:43:08
  Speaker 3: It's called None Too Pleased. It's available now. As of
• 2:43:12
  Speaker 3: the time we're talking, it's number five. I'm sure it'll
• 2:43:15
  Speaker 3: boost the fuck up after this.
• 2:43:17
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Kick it up a notch.
• 2:43:19
  Speaker 3: And I'll see you tonight.
• 2:43:20
  Speaker 2: Thank you, sir.
• 2:43:20
  Speaker 3: Let's fucking go. Comedy. Comedy. Bye, everybody.