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THE DISCLAIMER: We're Back On The Road · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: get Up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off
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  Speaker 1: for raw Doggies for Desil every weekday on the Radioca
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  Speaker 1: Gill feel.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, sorry, punks just interrupted me there?
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  Speaker 3: What's that mean? We're just at the very start of
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  Speaker 3: the pogast just we're just working.
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  Speaker 1: We're just in the process of doing our job. Literally
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  Speaker 1: now if I actually don't think, guys seriously, it was
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  Speaker 1: possible for Pugs to time there any word.
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  Speaker 2: I think he did it deliberately.
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  Speaker 4: He was like, you know what, I want to fucking
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  Speaker 4: ruined this whole live show is what I'm gonna do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, he's just in one of those manes. How
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  Speaker 1: are we feeling? It's good to be done, good to
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  Speaker 1: be down on Welly again. How are you emotionally when
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  Speaker 1: you return to WELLI are you are? You're a little
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  Speaker 1: bit over cow you? Oh thank god, I'm out of
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  Speaker 1: this place. What's your what's going on? In Mogi?
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  Speaker 3: It's like pulling on a familiar pair of underpants.
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  Speaker 5: There, comfy, you know them, you feel like you can
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  Speaker 5: trust them, But they've got about four holes in.
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  Speaker 1: The back out of them.
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  Speaker 3: There you're blowing the back out of it.
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  Speaker 5: But I do love it here, and I especially like
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  Speaker 5: it's not Look, don't get me wrong, it's not a
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  Speaker 5: beautiful day, but it's not blowing a gale. It's colder
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  Speaker 5: in Auckland, you know what I mean. It was a
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  Speaker 5: good old day and we went to a lovely cafe.
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  Speaker 5: We had some yummy food. I've caught up with a
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  Speaker 5: couple of mates here. It's the only place in the
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  Speaker 5: country where people shout out at me office on an oak.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it never happens anywhere else. That's so great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So now I love Wellly. I love Wellly. I do
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  Speaker 3: miss it actually, so it's nice to be there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the man, Old keys You're going to get steamed tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that seems to be the plan.
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  Speaker 2: That's I'm getting well fell as I'm leaving tonight.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you might as well get steam.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I think Mogie's joining you.
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  Speaker 3: Are you actually I'm coming with you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think he'll be following me way around
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  Speaker 4: log You be driving the express train into town. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: and Old Keysy is hanging onto the caboose for dear life.
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  Speaker 5: Key has a got room. This is the first where
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  Speaker 5: you've turned out to because you've got no room. You've
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  Speaker 5: had to hang out with the local team, which you
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  Speaker 5: hate doing.
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  Speaker 4: Oh well, you know, as an announcer, I don't want to.
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  Speaker 4: I don't care about the ins and outs. Just give
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  Speaker 4: me a microphone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let me do much.
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  Speaker 2: Give me the chili's and the food and let me
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  Speaker 2: go to work.
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  Speaker 1: You will recall I did offer Keysy to come and
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  Speaker 1: hang out of my rooms.
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  Speaker 3: I do a very generous offer.
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  Speaker 2: Generous because Jason and then I said, and what the
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  Speaker 2: hell are we going to do it? And then you
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  Speaker 2: said beat each other off?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm all GMing.
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  Speaker 5: He's saving it because he's got a romantic weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: If anyone's going to be beating me, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 2: on my romantic weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Right, God Jesus, that's shocking, because.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get there. Then she's gonna be like, oh
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  Speaker 4: you want me to beat you off? Jas already did it?
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  Speaker 3: Yes for the week.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks everyone, Have you enjoyed the podcast Bell.
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  Speaker 4: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hidarchy.
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  Speaker 4: The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune
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  Speaker 4: in weekdays four.
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  Speaker 2: On Radio A Bit the Woods which is a pub.
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  Speaker 2: What's this area called the Terraces.
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  Speaker 3: The Terrorists which I've.
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  Speaker 4: Never been to the terrace before, different part of Wellington,
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  Speaker 4: behind the beehive, hanging out in the back of the
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  Speaker 4: bee hanging out the back of the time was fucking
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  Speaker 4: reamed in here. It was ming with office workers.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah this is your real pub, well it is public
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  Speaker 5: servns but there's also of office around here, so I
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  Speaker 5: never spent really any time here either. There's a little
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  Speaker 5: hotel just up as hell here. I want to stayed
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  Speaker 5: there actually the night before my wedding, I think I did. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but you don't really come down here unless you have to.
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  Speaker 5: And then also on the weekend it's just a ghost down.
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  Speaker 3: Outside.
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  Speaker 1: I'm very familiar with Old Wally. I've spent a lot
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  Speaker 1: of time here myself. I have, but this area, like you, Mogi,
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't have a clue that I don't know anything about it.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of where I used to have an apartment
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  Speaker 1: just down the road from here in Thorndon, when I
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  Speaker 1: was doing Gormsby Gormsby what's that seven periods of mister Gorby?
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  Speaker 4: You know, I would have liked to meet met Steve
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  Speaker 4: from Guidance yesterday on my birthday, and.
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  Speaker 3: Two people left and then you you went to the
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  Speaker 3: break too big. I think we're for you. And what's
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  Speaker 3: the worst thing is we don't get to Malcolm White
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  Speaker 3: from talk Back.
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  Speaker 1: And the tragedy about it fellas where I stayed. It
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  Speaker 1: was a beautiful apartment, but it was fun. It was
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of nowhere. Yeah really, And so when
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  Speaker 1: you're filming something and you buy yourself and uh, you
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  Speaker 1: know you don't and it takes a bit of an
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  Speaker 1: effort to get into town. It's just like, so I just.
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  Speaker 5: Wine cask of wine, Pegka, just went up with your
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  Speaker 5: pigs on then thinking thinking of.
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  Speaker 2: The Wellington beatoffs.
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  Speaker 1: But it is a great city. I want to say.
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  Speaker 1: Every time I'm here, though every time I feel like
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  Speaker 1: the last four or five times i've been here, the
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  Speaker 1: weather's kind of been the same.
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  Speaker 5: Well, we are always here. In fact, i'd say it's
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  Speaker 5: been worse than us. But we're always here at the
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  Speaker 5: wrong time, which is uh bevanotie, yes, which is winter. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it's always a freezing bastard. Whereas if you come in
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  Speaker 5: here in summer it's also freezing.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, And.
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  Speaker 3: Instead good ship I love it. What are you rigging Men's.
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  Speaker 2: I actually am really looking forward to it.
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  Speaker 4: But it's one of those things where before I can
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  Speaker 4: go to my romantic weekend away, I've got to go
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  Speaker 4: to Wellington and do a live show. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 4: so there was a bit of stuff to get through,
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  Speaker 4: but by the time a lot of stuff was there
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  Speaker 4: to get through. Play golf with Yeah. When I was
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  Speaker 4: thinking about it, it was like, play golf with Jason, go
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  Speaker 4: out for dinner with my wife, then go to Wellington
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  Speaker 4: and fly home God, and then go to my romantic
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  Speaker 4: weekend in.
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  Speaker 1: Fearness to Keysy. I'm I'm a very similar mindset where
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  Speaker 1: when I'm looking days ahead, I plan it all out
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  Speaker 1: in my head. I've got to do this. We've got
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  Speaker 1: to get this done. I've got to get make sure
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  Speaker 1: this is done, do this, and then it's freedom.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I'm pretty much forgotten about the trip until you guys
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  Speaker 5: said last night, have you checked in? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. I did a bit with this trip.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I went fuck that's right Wellington And luckily
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  Speaker 5: it was an early one because of course our flight
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  Speaker 5: got a new Stually you delayed a little bit. Set
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  Speaker 5: off with a little delayed, didn't we keasy? And then
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  Speaker 5: it was the case of, hey, everybody, were found a leak,
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  Speaker 5: get off the plane. We've got to get on another plane.
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  Speaker 5: And they just had another plane sitting there, which was
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  Speaker 5: pretty pretty good luck.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it delayed over an hour.
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  Speaker 1: And I'll tell you what evacuated off the plane.
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  Speaker 5: The people that just you know, this is pretty well
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  Speaker 5: worn chat. But people that are desperate to get off
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  Speaker 5: the plane and pushing and all that sort of shit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, fuck it kills me.
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  Speaker 3: Same.
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  Speaker 1: I always just sit there filled with disdain. Yes, it's like,
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  Speaker 1: for fox sake, you're not going anywhere. Sit your arse down.
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  Speaker 1: I tell it's you all time to leave.
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  Speaker 5: Even then they pushed past our aisle. Yes, you know,
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  Speaker 5: like don't wait for people just you know.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't really happen in front critic, Ye're true. It's
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  Speaker 4: literally like no after you, sir, how do you do?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? That's right, hello madam.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I feel for you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Is that why you were always up the front because
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  Speaker 1: of your car?
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  Speaker 4: Who because you get up front with those are the
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  Speaker 4: frequent and that slightly bigger seats.
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  Speaker 1: Right, okay, and the bronze I should be entitled to something.
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  Speaker 3: You get it. You're getting it. The sign of that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's entry level baby. Third.
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  Speaker 5: It makes it sound like you're on the podium, but
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  Speaker 5: you're actually on last place.
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  Speaker 4: There's what's the top one elite, the platinum and platinum,
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  Speaker 4: So you're actually fifth and I'm fourth.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, Well, don't get upset about it. I'll
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  Speaker 3: just jump.
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  Speaker 1: That's fine, man.
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  Speaker 2: There's something very funny about telling someone not to get upset.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the other one start playing with your micro well,
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  Speaker 4: my cord ship.
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  Speaker 1: My cords going across my microphone, and it's irritating me.
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  Speaker 4: But you can play five holes of golf yesterday with
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  Speaker 4: your shoe untied.
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  Speaker 1: That's because my toe was heating.
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  Speaker 2: I genuinely thought you had.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I realized, No, I don't have gout, but
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  Speaker 1: one of my little toes was getting pinched. I was
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  Speaker 1: fucking painful about up. That was on the back nine,
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  Speaker 1: the whole back. None.
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  Speaker 5: You didn't, you didn't, I didn't, No, no did?
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  Speaker 2: He just walked.
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't believe what I was saying.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, Jase hasn't noticed that his shoes untied,
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  Speaker 4: but he had noticed.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't mention it. It's backbone ship.
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  Speaker 4: Well anyway, feelers sure he wrapplings up there, I'll go wow, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: pretty much.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll go wheeze.
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  Speaker 1: Ok, and we're still amok. He hit a darry. But
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  Speaker 1: did you hear a darry or was that just yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Someone? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I did just out in this beck anyway here, just
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  Speaker 5: where it is. I noticed that no smoking in this area,
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  Speaker 5: but it does say please, so I chose to say, ok,
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  Speaker 5: you can go out.
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  Speaker 2: There is little beck Ellie smoking.
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  Speaker 1: No, man, I'm not doing it good.
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  Speaker 3: I got a fake Yeah, yeah, you love it, you
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  Speaker 3: love it.
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  Speaker 1: Someone walked past me before when I was having a
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  Speaker 1: vapor said, oh, z on the sucking the ass of
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  Speaker 1: a veg.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what you did actually when you walked
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  Speaker 4: out to have a vat before you walked out of
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  Speaker 4: the doors, looked straight ahead, straight into the path of
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  Speaker 4: a guy who then stopped and then you suck on
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  Speaker 4: your faith and he went raised his hands and walked
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  Speaker 4: around you and walked off.
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  Speaker 2: And so that's what I reckon.
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  Speaker 4: Jason has all these strange encounters with people that he's genuinely.
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  Speaker 2: Walked in front of.
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  Speaker 5: So that what you told yesterday about walking out of
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  Speaker 5: that shop. Yeah, you actually probably collided with it, but
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  Speaker 5: you notice.
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  Speaker 1: There is an element of truth in that.
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  Speaker 4: In my vacuity, that was one hundred century what I yeah,
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  Speaker 4: exactly what. This is the big show, four or seven
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  Speaker 4: week days, and if you're in the area, come on down,
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  Speaker 4: even though we're probably done by now. Yeah, good ship,
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  Speaker 4: yeah bye, okay, okay, all right,