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Can't All Be Bangers · The Dingo Weekly

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  Speaker 1: Robbie knows everything, that knows everyone. Oh everyone, Dingo is
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  Speaker 1: here too. They're gonna make blood you your usally. This
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  Speaker 1: is the Dingo Weekly. This is the Dingo Weekly. This
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  Speaker 1: is the Dingo Weekly. This is the Dingo Weekly.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just so sick.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fucking yeah. Oh. Welcome to the Dingo Weekly Podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I'm your co host Robbie, and this week I have
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  Speaker 3: gummy bears.
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  Speaker 2: Did you start? I wasn't even looking. We can't curse
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  Speaker 2: in the beginning because then we get demonetized.
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  Speaker 3: Is that a thing?
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  Speaker 2: Just beep them be beep. Just ducky the first ones wrack.
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  Speaker 2: That's all. I just can't read anymore news.
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  Speaker 4: Here's a need, here's a little.
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  Speaker 2: I'm plugging the news thing.
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  Speaker 3: Do the thing anymore?
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  Speaker 2: Now you do it.
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  Speaker 4: We have a website for the news.
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  Speaker 2: And all we're reading so much news.
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  Speaker 4: Reading so much news.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so sick of news.
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  Speaker 2: But we do it for you guys.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to do it anymore. We just can't
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  Speaker 3: do it.
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  Speaker 2: You guys aren't worth it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't I don't want to read all this news.
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  Speaker 3: It's too much news. I don't care about too much of.
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  Speaker 2: It, just too much. You know what I learned from
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  Speaker 2: all this news besides news.
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  Speaker 3: That the New York Post just spams everything.
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  Speaker 2: They write so much trash just to put out trash.
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  Speaker 3: Just to put out trash.
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  Speaker 2: Good sports though, sure, but no that there are a
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  Speaker 2: ton of conservative journalists that try and masquerade as just
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  Speaker 2: completely neutral. But I figured out how you tell. Anytime
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  Speaker 2: they bring up Obama, they say.
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  Speaker 3: Barack Hussain, Barack.
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  Speaker 2: Hussein, Obama. As soon as you read that, you're like,
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  Speaker 2: I know what's coming.
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  Speaker 3: Because who says that? Who says that? It's pretty weird
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  Speaker 3: whole name. No one says Donald John Trump, not not
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  Speaker 3: that often.
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  Speaker 2: No, plenty of other names I call him as a journalist, now.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmm, Yeah, that's a good tell Obama.
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  Speaker 2: Obama, Hussein.
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  Speaker 4: Do you want to hear a tidbit?
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  Speaker 3: No, a tad bit, A little tad bit, all right,
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  Speaker 3: go ahead.
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  Speaker 4: As of right now, more of the pardoned January sixth
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  Speaker 4: insurrectionists have been rearrested. Then, the total number of fraudulent
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  Speaker 4: ballots casts in the United States selections in the past twenty.
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  Speaker 3: Years, what's that number?
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  Speaker 4: Ninety seven j sixers versus seventy seven fraudulent ballots.
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  Speaker 2: Hmm, but I was I was told that fraudulent ballots
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  Speaker 2: are a large issue.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I just keep going on and on about that,
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  Speaker 4: but it's completely false.
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  Speaker 3: I also told the Jay sixers did nothing wrong. They
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  Speaker 3: were treated super unfairly.
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  Speaker 4: Super unfairly. It was they came with love.
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  Speaker 3: And flagpoles as weapons.
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  Speaker 2: Patriotic weapons. It's a pretty patriotic weapon, it is. Speaking
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  Speaker 2: of Obama, Obama reminds me my daughter has been saying
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  Speaker 2: something recently.
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  Speaker 3: Let mean backtrack, Oh, oh, is she getting a little racist?
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  Speaker 3: How old is she now? Five?
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  Speaker 2: A couple of weeks. But actually by the time this
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  Speaker 2: comes out, yes, so yes, it's unfortunate. So when I
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  Speaker 2: pack her lunch every day, I give her like one
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  Speaker 2: of those little baby bell cheeses the wax there's a
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  Speaker 2: little compartment. You know, you need a little cheese, little
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  Speaker 2: lunch cheese. You need a little cheese in your life
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  Speaker 2: to get through pre K And she calls them babies.
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  Speaker 2: They're not baby bells, are just babies cute, right, super cute.
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  Speaker 2: We recently found those mixed packs of all the different flavors,
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  Speaker 2: different types of cheeses, flavors. I think there's like a
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  Speaker 2: like a Jack and a sharp cheddar or some kind
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  Speaker 2: of cheddar. Anyway, the flavors aren't the issue here. The
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  Speaker 2: issue is the fact that one of them is blue
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  Speaker 2: and the other is black. The wax, the wax. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so she's been telling people at school she's eating a
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  Speaker 2: black baby.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, for lunch with lunch. Yeah, I can see that.
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  Speaker 3: I could be pretty controversial.
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  Speaker 2: It's yeah, it got some looks I heard the first time.
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  Speaker 3: Did the teachers hear this, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I explained, don't worry, everything's.
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  Speaker 3: Fine that she eats black babies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean they were more upset that they she
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  Speaker 2: kept calling them Hussein.
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  Speaker 3: These are black hussein o babies.
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  Speaker 2: These Barack Hussein baby bells delicious for my field day snack.
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  Speaker 2: I hope you have something else that because I'm I'm
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  Speaker 2: dying here. Yeah, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about news anymore. Let's not
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  Speaker 3: talk about anything.
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  Speaker 2: You can keep talking about cheese if you want.
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  Speaker 3: Talking about cheese.
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  Speaker 4: Cheese.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm already sick of cheese. I can tell you.
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  Speaker 2: I've been spending more time on TikTok. It's contagious. Really,
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  Speaker 2: what's TikTok like? What's TikTok? Like, are are white guys okay? No,
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  Speaker 2: because I've ventured on to TikTok more than I ever
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  Speaker 2: have in this past week, and it's just like old
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  Speaker 2: white guys fighting. They're like posting messages publicly to each other.
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  Speaker 2: Old white guys, I mean, middle aged, like fifty plus
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  Speaker 2: white guys, you know with the Oakley's and cut off
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  Speaker 2: T shirts. Oh yis so like I heard you were
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  Speaker 2: talking shit to like one guy and nobody knows who
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  Speaker 2: he's talking. Like, there's this whole lane of TikTok where
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  Speaker 2: it's just private messages, but yeah, just public posts.
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  Speaker 4: There's just public beefs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so weird. And they're always at least middle aged.
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  Speaker 2: There's no kids doing this because they have media literacy
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  Speaker 2: and awareness. It's very odd.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I gotta you gotta uh got to a better algorithm.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I tried. And you know what else? I got
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  Speaker 2: white guys that are obsessed with David Goggins posting about
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  Speaker 2: how they have to keep training, not because they're training
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  Speaker 2: for something, but I gotta be prepared for anything, Like
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  Speaker 2: where the fuck do you live? It's showing him doing
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  Speaker 2: like push ups on his deck.
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  Speaker 4: In like Suburbia, the hell's David gogginsh who's David Goggins?
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  Speaker 3: What is your algorithm?
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  Speaker 2: I heard that David Goggins.
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  Speaker 3: I heard TikTok's algorithm is supposed to like be so
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  Speaker 3: spot on that it like shows you your true self,
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  Speaker 3: Like it showed people that they were a lesbian, like
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  Speaker 3: they all go knew before they knew.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't gotten any lesbian stuff and I searched for it.
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  Speaker 3: You're not at lesbian, You're like a fake alpha male.
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  Speaker 3: Want to be per the TikTok algo? I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: No, I want to be a lesbian. Who's this Goggins guy,
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  Speaker 2: Walton Goggins?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I like that?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 2: I love Walton Goggins, David Gogan. It's like a like
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  Speaker 2: a military guy that like does that motivating shit. But
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  Speaker 2: it's not like motivating. He's like, if you don't wake
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  Speaker 2: up at four am, you're a piece of shit and
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  Speaker 2: I hate you and hope you die like things like that.
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  Speaker 4: Oh sounds like a piece of shit.
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  Speaker 2: Very motivating. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want I get I get a lot of
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  Speaker 4: heavy chested goth girls.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I was getting for a while, there was
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  Speaker 2: that you on our TikTok. Probably well go back on
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  Speaker 2: I want that again. What have you been watching? This
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  Speaker 2: is you? I blame you.
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  Speaker 3: You can just mess with it. I'll go that quickly.
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  Speaker 3: You the search for things or I thought just whatever
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  Speaker 3: you hover on the longest.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's yeah, it's like what you watch, like the
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  Speaker 4: whole videos and then.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, well when it comes up, I do watch it.
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  Speaker 4: Anything you interact with like comment or hit the buttons.
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  Speaker 4: I don't hit the buttons really ever. Sometimes I'll like
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  Speaker 4: copy link or like share with people certain things.
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  Speaker 3: But I've just been watching everything in total, because now
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  Speaker 3: that we post stuff, I'm like, wow, we put a
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  Speaker 3: lot of work into this. I bet they put a
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  Speaker 3: lot of work. I'll just watch the whole thing for them.
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  Speaker 3: I try and boost everyone else's numbers even if I
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  Speaker 3: don't like it. So I just let the algo. Just
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  Speaker 3: determine that I like everything and see what happens.
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  Speaker 2: That explains it, because I watch all the guys fighting,
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  Speaker 2: like assumed He's like if I'm scrolling and somebody's like,
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  Speaker 2: this message is for you know, Frankie three eight five seven.
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  Speaker 2: I heard you were talking shit, and I'm just like,
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  Speaker 2: buckle up.
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  Speaker 3: Why are you starting beats with people in the comments
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  Speaker 3: and then making videos about it? Like what in the world?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so, why don't you drive your ass down to
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  Speaker 2: Springfield and I'll show you what's what I'm like. And
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  Speaker 2: I hope he drives down to Springfield.
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  Speaker 3: I really hope he follows up.
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  Speaker 2: All Right, I guess I just have to accept my
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  Speaker 2: algorithm because I'm not going to miss out on that.
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  Speaker 4: I also get a lot of witches that tracks.
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  Speaker 3: You guys are so weird, but that totally.
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  Speaker 4: Tracks witches an astrology.
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  Speaker 2: I missed the big titty goth girls. If you could
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  Speaker 2: go back on ours and do that again, Okay, my YouTube,
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  Speaker 2: I'll go.
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  Speaker 3: I don't do TikTok, but on YouTube gives me a
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  Speaker 3: lot of like business stuff.
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  Speaker 2: What feels business heavy?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, your business guy?
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  Speaker 3: Business and comedy stand like stand up? He like mixes
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  Speaker 3: in both of them.
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  Speaker 2: I like my YouTube is all stand up.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not mad about it. Business and stand up gets
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  Speaker 3: me going.
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  Speaker 2: I like to laugh. Guys make me laugh laughing, make
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  Speaker 2: me laugh. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Clive Davis died today.
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  Speaker 2: I saw that. That sucks. R P.
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  Speaker 4: No, it doesn't suck. He deserves to die.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, well here's a piece of shit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're not supposed to say that.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, I have no opinion. I don't mean honest, I
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  Speaker 3: don't really.
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  Speaker 4: If hell exists, they got a real special room for him.
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  Speaker 2: What do you do.
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  Speaker 4: He's a music executive.
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  Speaker 2: But he was almost one hundred and you wore those
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  Speaker 2: stupid fucking sunglasses all the time. Yeah, so he deserved
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  Speaker 2: to die.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna put my two cents.
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  Speaker 2: In on this.
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  Speaker 4: He was probably involved in human trafficking, and it's.
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  Speaker 2: A big you know what. Definitely, definitely that didn't go
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  Speaker 2: weekly official stances Clive Davis was involved in human traffic
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  Speaker 2: I don't know about any of this. Printed did you
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  Speaker 2: just start that rumor?
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  Speaker 1: You heard that?
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  Speaker 2: I heard it from Tad?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw you seconds ago.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, Alan Greenspan too.
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  Speaker 4: Alan Greenspan.
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  Speaker 3: He died yea, yeah, here's your human trafficking. Mmm, yesterday
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  Speaker 3: like in the evening early morning. Holy shit, I did
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  Speaker 3: not read the news.
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  Speaker 2: Hmmm. Oh yeah, probably we haven't news one hundred. That's wild.
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  Speaker 2: At least now I know when Robbie goes. Have you
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  Speaker 2: guys been going through the news articles. I know it's
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  Speaker 2: because he hasn't.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, someone's got to. I'm not gonna lie.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't do much of doing that, right, Is someone
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  Speaker 2: doing this?
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  Speaker 3: Listen? I built the whole thing kind of I don't want.
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  Speaker 2: To do this. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Someone's
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  Speaker 2: got to.
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: How are fans gonna get our news?
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: Go somewhere else where?
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: Else is there? And then the Dingo Daily News.
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: Network Babylon B I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't. I don't know if that's even satirical anymore?
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  Speaker 2: Were they ever?
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  Speaker 4: I can't. I can't imagine how hard it is to
• 12:55
  Speaker 4: be a satirical news outlet now, because everything feels like you.
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: Think of something hilarious and then you're actually like, what
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  Speaker 2: the fuck damn my story?
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: Well the the Onion, didn't they buy Alex Jones whatever?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's that's next level satire.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I love that they got what's his name? Tim?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, he's gonna be running in for Wars.
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  Speaker 4: To do the the show hilarious. Uh did you hear that?
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  Speaker 4: The whole reason the guy suggested to Trump that we
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  Speaker 4: take Greenland was so that red Lapster could bring back
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  Speaker 4: endless shrimp.
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  Speaker 2: What see. I don't know if that's real or not.
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  Speaker 3: That's probably a real conversation that he had, right, So.
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  Speaker 2: I hate news because like that that might be a
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  Speaker 2: reliable So I don't reality.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on anymore. I don't even
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  Speaker 3: care to verify that like that.
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  Speaker 2: Can you elaborate further or do I have to look
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  Speaker 2: something up?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: Here, I'll look it up right now.
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  Speaker 3: It's uh, I heard that he brought up Greenland again.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, this is unfortunately a real story. The White House
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  Speaker 4: insisted that acquiring Greenland it's necessary for America's national security,
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  Speaker 4: but some Trump officials believe it would primarily benefit American
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  Speaker 4: seafood buffets.
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  Speaker 3: It's christy.
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  Speaker 2: Is that a problem that we're having?
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  Speaker 3: Is that something an issue we're facing every day Americans.
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  Speaker 4: Red Lobster doesn't do bottomless shrimp anymore because they were
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  Speaker 4: going bankrupt.
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  Speaker 2: Don't don't they didn't They just have it.
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  Speaker 3: Because a hedge fund like strip them for parts.
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  Speaker 4: I get the Yeah, they got bop, they got bought
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  Speaker 4: by private equity, and but then they're new. They got
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  Speaker 4: like I think they got a new CEO and he.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like seafood, dude, Red Lobster has endless shrimp
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  Speaker 2: right now.
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  Speaker 3: They brought it back because, so, what's the problem. We
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  Speaker 3: don't have greenland.
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  Speaker 2: We don't have green It seems like we're doing just
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  Speaker 2: fine without it.
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  Speaker 4: But don't they eat like narwal there? They don't even
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  Speaker 4: eat like.
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  Speaker 2: Wall Yeah, more shrimp for us. They're not eating it.
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  Speaker 3: The nar whale probably eating it.
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  Speaker 2: Look, they even added a new flavor, marry me shrimp
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  Speaker 2: and a tomato cream sauce. You don't do that if
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  Speaker 2: you're running out of shrimp. We have shrimp.
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  Speaker 3: We have shrimp, tomato cream sauce. We have shrimp.
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  Speaker 2: We have greenland alone, we have bottoms.
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  Speaker 3: We want them more than they want themselves.
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  Speaker 2: Probab didn't think about that. Huh, can't we just offer
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  Speaker 2: them endless shrimp?
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  Speaker 3: That might work.
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  Speaker 2: So the problem is they don't want us to have
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  Speaker 2: them more than they don't want to have them. It's
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: like a spie thing. Yeah, it's like, we don't want
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  Speaker 2: to be here, but we definitely don't want to be American.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's fair.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: We definitely don't want to be Denmark, but liked rather
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  Speaker 3: be Denmark than America.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, can't we be like Russian or something?
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  Speaker 3: Is that preparable? Maybe it's close at this rate, Like
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  Speaker 3: it's yeah, neck and neck.
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  Speaker 2: They have pretty cheap bread over there. Tucker Carlson told.
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  Speaker 3: Me, well, Greenland has healthcare, so they do. I would
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  Speaker 3: just stick with the healthcare.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good point.
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  Speaker 3: We're thinking about it. Yeah, I'd rather be Denmark.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Russia has universal health care too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I got that dictator stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but even they have health care. That's true.
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  Speaker 3: You don't need to be a democracy to have universal
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: health care. You just gotta not hate your country.
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  Speaker 2: Still can't have it, still can't have it, not for us.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder if we'll ever get nice things.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're getting like a cool archway and a ballroom,
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  Speaker 2: and you know, we're redoing our pool. But things were
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  Speaker 2: like Americans, renovations are happening. That's something you can be
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  Speaker 2: proud of.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not not proud. Disappointed. Disappointment ensues. I don't like
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  Speaker 3: things that help people. I don't care how many times
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  Speaker 3: you paint the reflecting pool. It's not gonna help anyone.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Well, if the vandals would leave it alone, we wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: have to keep doing it. You didn't have to do
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  Speaker 2: it the first time. You just left it alone.
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  Speaker 3: You can leave it a swampy pit of algaie. It
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  Speaker 3: doesn't matter. Just help people.
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  Speaker 4: I really don't understand what they expected to happen with
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  Speaker 4: that whole thing patriotism. You didn't redo any there's no filtration,
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: you didn't do anything. You painted it a darker color
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  Speaker 4: and you pumped in river water. The did you think
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  Speaker 4: was gonna happen?
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  Speaker 3: And now the whole barber strays an effective at all,
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  Speaker 3: where if you did nothing and said nothing, no one
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  Speaker 3: would be talking or thinking about this at all, And
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: now it's just blunder after blunder, and we're all talking
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  Speaker 3: about how there's tons of algae in there, even though
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: there was always algae in there, but now we're talking
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  Speaker 3: about it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's the funny thing. Most of the shit he
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  Speaker 2: pulls would go so under the radar if he wasn't like, hey, everyone,
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: look at this thing I'm about to do. Yeah, like
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: a fucking toddler who like got up on some furniture
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: and he's like everyone watched this and then jumps on
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: his face.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if he just did this shit and didn't say anything,
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: We're just didn't do anything and didn't say anything, then
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: these blunders would be happening. Stupid, it's self inflicted dick
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: shot wounds.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I wish he was just getting dick shots.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: We're all getting dick shots, or.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: We're getting dick shots. Every American is getting dick shot
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: after dig shot.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: I'm so sick at dick shots. Yeah, speaking of dick shots,
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: how was everyone's father's Day?
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Pretty sweet? Went to Lego Land. Oh, hell yeah, should
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: you buy anything?
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: A shark. Lego said, it's actually like three in one,
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: so you can build three different things as a shark
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: one some crazy underwater fish one.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: And underwater fish is a crazy underwater fish.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: No, like deep deep water. I mean you know like
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: under underwater, under under like the deep.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: Under like an angler fish.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know the ones with like the light that
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: comes out.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Of the head.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, angler fish.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Anglers, the under unders water and then I don't know,
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: maybe sting ray type thing. Well, we made the shark.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: You can make one one out of the three with
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: the pieces in the box. The shark was pretty sweet,
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: and uh it was.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: It was a good time.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Did a lot of fun stuff.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: I've never been to Lego Land.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's worth a for a day trip.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: My kids aren't into legos and you're not allowed to
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: go there by yourself kids.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: That's not true. There was some creepy guy. Just the
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: kids I go into like there's they got throughout his
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: like random little building areas, and there was a guy
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: who was just like clearly alone and he was just
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: sitting there building stuff. And I was like, all right, guy,
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna stick close to my kids here.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: It's a good rule.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Anywhere other than that guy was it was a good time.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: He wasn't hurting anyone. No, he's fine.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: He was building Lego, just trying to get his rocks off,
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: his blocks off. Mm hmm.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: It was right there.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, missed it.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: I didn't do ship for Father's Day. Why I don't
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: like That's what I like to do on Father's Day.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Everyone to do nothing, leave me alone. Uh my wife
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: to get me a nice rabbi. Mm hmmm, right, but
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: I cooked it myself.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, I can't trust her, but yeah.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: I'm sor right. Nice. Nice. What about you, Dango?
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Did you anything? Uh? Yeah, I got breakfast in bed Maybeto.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: It was pretty cool. Nice is nice. Uh, there's like
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: this retirement community down the road from us, and we
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: go break in and use their pool sometimes. Sweet. Yeah,
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: we just tell them like my mom lives there, but
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: she doesn't, but nobody checks. Stupid, I don't know what's
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: going on. Yeah, nice, heated pool. So we hung out
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: there for like three hours, sick. Yeah, wife made a
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: nice dinner. Nice, pretty chill. It's pretty chill, pretty chill.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: And then that's it's it fact that to everyone treating
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: you like shit.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: The next day, yeah, yeah, yeah, I had. It was
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Father's Day than my son's birthday the next day, so
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: we had back to back holidays. Well that's a holiday,
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: and I'm tired.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: It's exhausting.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: It's exhausting, and of course his birthday is more important
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: than Father's Day because of course.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, nobody actually gives a shit about fathers.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: No one actually gives a shit about Father's Day. So
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: it feels a little overshadowed, but we still it's a
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: good time. It was a good time. I just like
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: being with my kids. They're good kids. The two year
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: old's getting terrible tusy, they're still good kids.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: I didn't have a lot of Terrible twosies. I had
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: a lot of three najors.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had the three major three.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Three was definitely more aggressive than two.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know, she's she's got known her vocabulary. Right now,
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: everything is now is what it is.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: We'll get through it.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Probably, we'll see.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there's always adoption.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, I mean that's an option. Adoption is an option. No,
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: she's cool for now, for now, for now, she's still
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: daddy's girl. So she wins me over.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: They do that. They keep you coming back and then
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: they piss you off and you're like, fucking bitch.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: This bitch.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: They come back, they snuggle up and you're like, all right,
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: you're fine.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she knows how to play me like a fiddle.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Women women, Yeah, I know. World Cup? Who won that?
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: I don't care.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's Uh, the US is doing surprisingly well.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: I didn't know. I mean, I don't follow soccer at all.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: I didn't know we had like an actually good team
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: this year.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, we've been dog shit for so long. It's
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: kind of surprising.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: I thought we had a good women's team.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: We do have a good Yeah, the women's they've won
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: the World Cups.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Been competitive, but the men's have just been dogshit.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm uh.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: But yeah, we've won. I think we've only I think
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: we've gone through two games.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: We won them.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, beat Paraguay, beat Australia. I think I got a
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: handed to the Australians. They are killing it in the
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: like chanting limericks type of things. They came prepared and I.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Was pretty surprised to see how many foreigners traveled to watch.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: But it's it's clearly a bunch of very white nations,
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: like from the UK and Australia, New Zealand and stuff.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: A lot of irishmen, Scottish, a lot of Scots.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: They drink all the beer in Boston.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: And just left the bud light. They're like, we're not
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: drinking that shit.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: I think that's the only country that could go up
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: against Wisconsin and give them any competition.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: M M.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: I don't think Wisconsin drinks for sport though. They just
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: drink for drinking.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but if it was a sport they would win.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Maybe not really even maybe like Agains Ireland.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. M what else?
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Sports Nicks one that was cool, we're doing that, Yeah
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: that happened.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: You could talk about it again another fifties some years.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Look, I've been waiting my whole life for this.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: We were a moment.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: Like did you cry?
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Did I cry?
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: No, not even a little bit.
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: No.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: I fell asleep during the fourth quarter. He doesn't.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: That's what happened when when the Cubs won the World Series,
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: I fell asleep in the last inning.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: I even watched that.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: I woke up at like two am, and I was like, oh, fuck,
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: let me check. And they won. I was like hell yeah,
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: and then went back, Yeah, why couldn't they have done
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: that when I was like ten, Yeah, right, you carried
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: a lot more. And I was like, I can't believe
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Patrick Ewing didn't win a.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: Ring because Michael Jordan and the Bulls were too busy
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: dominating the league.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: But after that, even like ninety nine, we went to
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: the championship round. Yeah, but then we were good for
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: a while.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Patrick Ewing was washed good enough.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: We had some players, we were contenders, so we had
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: iverson then kept fucking us up. Yeah you did.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: I thought he was good.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: He was, yeah, but he wasn't a nick He was
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: the Knicks killer.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: He was on the Sixers.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Have a knixer. Yeah, Oh well it was cool. New
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: York's bumping right now? What else?
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: That golf thing's a golf thing. You're naming all these
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: sports I don't care about.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the US Open was out here. I hope there's
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: somebody out there that loves golf. Because I got two
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: tickets to the US Open VIP passes. Whoa, I didn't go.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: I just let the tickets rotten.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: My didn't even give him away.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Didn't even give him away.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: Who needs them?
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, VIP access, you can go like hang
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: out with the golfers and stuff and like the tent,
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: And I was like, cool, do you have free food
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: or something? At least PLoP them. Yeah, drinks, food, whatever
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: you want.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: I mean I would go just for the food, literally
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: just for the food, for no other reason.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be the traffic alone and like
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: all the rich people like it's obnoxious. I don't want
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: to go. I want to want to go.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: I don't want to want to go golfers. I don't
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: want to deal with any of that. I don't want
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: to watch the event. Just you have free drinks and food,
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: I'll take that.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Not it's not worth it, and I want nobody else
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: to go in my place. I want there to be
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: empty spots, so you know that. I think, fuck you
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: that much. Yeah, just put some empty chairs.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you get chairs. I don't think
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: that's I have no idea.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: I didn't go. I couldn't tell you.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like playing golf. I have never been into
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: watching golf.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: I like mini golf. Y'all. Y'all got putt putt. I'm
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: in golf golf. No, I'll be in the clubhouse. Fuck
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: that golf golf, just but golf, golf out, putt putt
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: in in.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: I'm playing golf tomorrow.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be a nice day.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: I don't think I invited you. I'll pass. I passed.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Was this You're like going to do events on a Tuesday,
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: but you can't come to my house on a weekend
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: or anything.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: I see how it is.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Some of us have jobs, Robbie, Well, you don't work
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: on Tuesday.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: I'm taking the day off, okay.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Understood, understood. Some of us have jobs sometimes. Got it.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: It's my birthday week.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: That's my kid's birthday week.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: I was here first.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: That's true. His birthday is right now today. All right,
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: So go golf.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, take them golfing.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: I don't golf.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know how.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: I don't do that. You want two tickets to the
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: US Open? Where is it Southampton? All that shit? I
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: think there might still be some tents up. Pitch my
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: own tent, all right, come to the Hampton's pitch your tent. Yeah,
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: I'm good. Yeah, not going out there? A well? You
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: could baby? Yeah? Today?
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Yesterday? What day is it? Monday? Yesterday? What today's Monday?
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: This is an ego weekly, been rewatching ted Lasso.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Ye, it's a good one.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: Getting ready for season five.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: You're making another season, but they ended it.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: I guess there's another season coming, but it's with a
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: different team.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's stupid.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: He's coaching a women's team.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: They didn't have to do that.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: Probably not. I'm sure it'll be good, but yeah, not necessary.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Not necessary.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: They tied a bow on it. It was done.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Feel good.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: I guess just trying to milk all that they can
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: out of it.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt milk it.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: Three dead birds in my yard today?
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Did you have anything to do with it? No?
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: I think it's the grackles.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: It's the fucking grackles.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: I think the grackles are trying to kill all the
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: sparrows or at least babies, trying to kill the babies,
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: because it's all babies, and usually when there's a dead
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: baby bird, it's right under the birdhouse. But they're like
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: coming in viciously and throwing. They're like all over the place,
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ, just all over the Yeah.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: Hm hmm sounds horrifying. Yeah, you know, nature the backyard
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: is like one of the saw movies. Between you taking
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: bunny's faces off and grackles throwing baby birds around.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Let's play a game. And now he needs new blades
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: for his weed whacker and an unrelated note.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, unrelated wink wink, mm hmmm mm hmm.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, real, real, eventful.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Fucking suck of this.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Need twenty minutes at least in the least.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: A lot at that air Yep, fuck it, I'll pull
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: up the news site. Hello, Oklahoma, Arby's manager charged with
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: felony for spitting herpes into customer's food. You can s yeah, well,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: I mean let me confirm. Yep, I don't need to confirm.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna ask, can you spit her?
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: I mean, if you got herpes, you could probably spit herpes.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: I mean, is that is that just how it works?
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it gets through saliva and demons.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Hey just spit herpes.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: You just spit herpes. I never really thought about it,
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: but yeah, you can spit her bees.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm thinking if my wife ever checks the
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: search history on this.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Computer, got some splanning to do? I really do, mind
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: your business, mind your business. Just just hit her like that.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I want to know if I can spit herpes.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: I just want to know. And now I know it's
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: just for fun, it's for knowledge gathering. I just want
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: to learn. I love to learn.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: I love learning.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Amanda Hendricks handling a meat for a sandwich, lowering
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: her head towards the food police wrote that saliva could
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: visibly be seen falling onto the sandwich. Oh this is
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: another reason why I don't why I don't go to Arby's.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: But they've got the meats, they got the herpes, meat,
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: sweats and herpes.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Can you sweat herpes?
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Uh? I don't think, but maybe I wouldn't want to
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: touch herpie sweat like if herpes. If someone had herpes
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: and they were using like a treadmill at the gym,
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know if i'd want to use that treadmill
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: right after them.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: You can't sweat herpes, yeah, what if.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: You're like breathing all over the machine. I don't know.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Is this like in the eighties when like people wouldn't
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: touch aids guys and you would just let them die,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna shake your hand.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna touch them.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, not shaking their hand isn't gonna let
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: them die? Okay, I didn't do anything. I'm just over
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: here not shaking someone say I.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Just want you to die, knowing that I wouldn't go
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: near you. Leave that shit that Princess Diana Jesus.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: I just don't I don't particularly want herpes at all,
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: so I'd avoid situations that include herpes. I don't think
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: that's that controversial.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: She's dead the herpes check, you got herpes, Nancy Guthrie,
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: she does not have herpes.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: She's dead. Do we know she doesn't have herpes?
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Uh? I guess I don't know that. I don't think
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: it was explicitly stated one way or the other. It's
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: kind of irrelevant.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: When did they get the second note?
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: They've had it they they like, uh, put out a
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: video they the kids, Savannah Guthrie and her siblings, they
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: like put out a video saying he just returned her remains,
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: return her to us or something.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know. They knew they sent her a ransom
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: demand and then followed it up with an apology note
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: saying she was.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Dead yeah, and that they buried her in nature.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: So they demanded whatever they demanded, and then immediately was like, ah,
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: never mind.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Never mind, Actually she's not.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: We totally wanted to play ball with you guys, but
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: things got out of hand here. She was spitting herpes
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: on one of my guys.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: We didn't bring her diabetics, medication, condolences, insulin whatever. I
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: think she needed insulin, like she wasn't gonna last that
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: long without it or something like that.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Official Dingle Weekly stance. Savannah Guthrie's mom was spitting her peace. Nope,
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. She was riddled with herpes, just.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Riddled with it. Uh.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Up for debate.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Not explicitly stated, but it's it's not out of the
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: realm of possibility, I.
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: Suppose alright, p Savannah Guthrie's mom Nancy, alright, p LRP
• 36:37
  Speaker 7: nance Mancy em is in Nancy, Yeah, Nancy, what.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Else is in the news here? Brooklyn coffee shop tells
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Jewish congressman don't ever come back. But Jewish congressman doesn't matter.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Don't come back, don't come back, Jue. Yeah, that's what
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: they said. I can say that. I can say it too,
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Jee all right, I guess he could.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: The o J opened civil rights probe into the Brooklyn
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: coffee shop that if you serve Jewish congressman.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Like, who cares? Oh my god, it's just like so cares?
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: What religiously was guy was being a dick?
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Fine, Yeah, you don't have to serve coffee to a dick,
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: whether he's a Jew or not.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: You don't have to. Uh, New York Post, what do
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: you expect? Oh? Sorry, this was Fox News. They issued
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: him a refund. What's the problem.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Oh you heard that too?
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: Huh. I think it was glitching out, glitching out, dog
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: glitching out?
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Me mm hmm. I think I caught it from you.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Oh there is I'm here.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: I think he's here.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Well, I said him here.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: I think I think he's here.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: Tucker Carlson's leaving. Uh his podcast The Republican Party, No
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: he's not.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: What does that even mean?
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: What is republican anymore? He's out?
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: He's out. Isn't it just GOP?
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: What's the difference between the GOP and MAGA. This is
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: one of the same right now?
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing anymore. That venn diagram is a circle. Yeah.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: He also said he's not supporting the Democrats. So what
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: are you gonna do? Third party it libertarian? Libertarian? Yeah
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: there to fall right in line with the Republican vote. Yeah,
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: he wants to say.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: I also don't care about what he wants to claim.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: He is.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: He's a piece of shit, and fuck him. Even if
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: he's like starting to say things I agree with recently,
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: he's still mostly.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Shaving his own ass. He knows that the ship is
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: sinking and he wants a career afterwards. Yeah, that's all
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: it is. Fuck that guy. Fuck yeah. Go to Russia.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: He loves Russia.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, go to Russia. Love their bread and their propaganda.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: We have propaganda at home. Just choose our propaganda.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: Why do you fall for one country's propaganda not in
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: other countries?
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: I mean he is.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm saying he was was full on propaganda in America,
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: but then he now recently he's been not eating the
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: propaganda machine, but he still falls for Russia's propaganda.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Pick a lane. What are you gonna do? Have no propaganda?
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: It's just be full propaganda or no propaganda. You can't
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: be like somewhat propaganda.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, propaganda light, Yeah, it's all propaganda.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but don't fall for it all. Maybe just like
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: the small things that don't really matter.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Whatever that means, eat everything.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just if you hate everything at least, then you
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: can be consistent at a minimum. Just be super cynical
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: and then I'll be okay with you.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: H M, frozen food warehouse. It's been on fire for
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: six days in Los Angeles?
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Is that still going on?
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: They should freeze it to make the fire stomp.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Why don't you guys just put the fire out? Use
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: the freezers?
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: What's cold fire?
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: What's a cold fire?
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: It's like clean coal.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: You seen cold fire?
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Cold like clean cold fire?
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: Clean cold fire. It's hard to put out.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: I never know what you're saying. I don't know.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: Cold fire, frozen fire.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: I think fire is generally hot, like nine times out
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: of ten at least fire is hot.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm gonna guess that that food's not frozen anymore.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: You think they cooked it, You think you could eat it.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: Eighty five million pounds of seafood, pork, beef, poultry are
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: slowly cooking.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but like in the bags, it's probably covered in plastics.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: It's like a souv.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: If only, if only.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: That's not good though, No, it's not. We're already on
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: our way to uh. I think probably a really serious
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: food shortage. Yeah.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Why we got a food shortage because of the Strait
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: of Hormuz is the main supply line for all of
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: the fertilizer.
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: They said the back half of twenty six is gonna
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: be a nightmare. It's gonna be rough cool, and that's
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: like soon, and I'm not looking forward to it. Uh.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: I was under the impression that things are already pretty rough.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: You tell me it's gonna get rougher.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, apparently this is nothing.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: The fuck god who supports this shit? What an idiot
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: fucking platform where your only policy decisions are make every
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: thing more expensive? Stupid as shit.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: They're only the prices are only going up temporarily forever,
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: because in a couple of months they're gonna go up
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: a lot more. Mm hmm.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: So you're saying the current prices are temporary. These current
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: inflated prices are temporary. They're gonna be way more inflated later. Yeah, correct,
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: but also shortages, yes, blind demand right economics, bro economics.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: Uh, I'm glad I have a garden.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I should get one of those.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: It's never too late. Well, yes, it can be too late.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: You can't plant a garden in November.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: To the garden that's not growing anything. And I recently
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: found out maybe why you have the one outside? My
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: son has been being there.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: That's good.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: Too many nitrates, it's good, it's nitrogen.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: It's too much. You can have too much nitrogen.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: Do I just stop going in the same spot? Spread
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: it around.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: I went outside yesterday. I was like, are you fucking
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: kidding me? He's like what I was like, I like,
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: go use the bathroom. He is like, use the restroom.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: The world is his bathroom.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: I bought a house with toilets in it?
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: I was like, do you always go here? He's like,
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: not every time, not during the winter. I don't think
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: that's true.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: You think he comes out during the winter like it's
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: snow angy, They're always outside rain, snow, sweltering heat there outside.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: That's good, it is good. I don't let them use
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: any shit inside. Don't even have a remote for the TV.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Get the fuck out of my house.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Stay out of the house.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: Come back when you get hungry. No, no, no, don't
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: figure out food.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Stop pissing in the garden and then food would grow
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: there and then you could eat that if you're hungry. True,
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: or check if there's eggs in the coop.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: Mm, yeah, I guess eggs, steady eggs. I wish I
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: had chickens.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Me too, They're pretty easy, take up too much room.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: M I want a.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: Monkey, yeah, monkey eggs.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: You don't want a monkey?
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want a monkey.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: My aunt had a monkey, one of those like spider monkeys.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Was it awesome? It got mean as it got older.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course it's a monkey.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: No my aunt.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: I guess both just feeding off each other's negative energy.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they deserved each other.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: I'm cool with my monkey is mean, but only to
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: other people, like we're cool. He doesn't like others though.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: No, this thing just got mean to everyone. It would
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: just be like up on the kitchen table, just like
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: burying its teeth at everyone. Oh, okay, it's Florida.
• 44:57
  Speaker 8: Oh okay, I mean it's fine, anything goes Yeah, yeah, this.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: Ship's not getting any better either, this Iran situation.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Uh no, I mean do you expected to get better
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: at this point? Just full surrender so we can get
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: out of here.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: That's what plan was, right, we surrendered.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's the plan. Full surrender, so we can
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: just stop.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Stop it, just stop it.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: And honestly, it's obviously terrible. So just completely lose a
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: war that you started for no reason. But if it'll
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: stop it, I don't give a ship, just fucking stop it,
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: come home, full surrender, just do do that plan, Give
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: them all the money because you're an idiot, and just
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: get out of there.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: That's another three hundred billion down.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're wasting your money on everything anyways, just like
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: you're spending how many billions per day?
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: We'reching this shriaging money. Who even cares at this point?
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: And this mut just stop it, just fucking stop it.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Of course, of course is a terrible deal that Iran
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: should take immediately and be like, yeah, that's it, that's
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: our deal totally, because it's so bad for us, But
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: you know what, who cares?
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Just fucking stop it?
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Just come home, take the terrible deal. Let's get out
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: of there.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: They're not going to take any deal though, because well
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: all their deals are contingent on conflict on all fronts,
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: stopping and someone won't stop fucking conflicting.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: It feels like a thing between not us and them.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: Well sort of.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: I feel like if we're in conflict with them, then
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: our deal should just deal with us and not other nations.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: That's my thought process.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know. We're just kind of like a package
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: deal with Israel.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we shouldn't be though, agreed, Agreed.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: But as long as we're funding and selling them weapons,
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: they're gonna keep doing what they do.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, stupid, It's all stupid. Just everyone, stop it. Everyone,
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: just fucking stop it. Go home.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Just go home. Everyone go home and do nothing.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Just go home, do nothing. You go home. Just stop it,
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: stop it, stop it.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: Stop it. Yeah, what are we talking about, big titty
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: gath chicks.
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: I'm over stroking my dick, got on my dick right now,
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: I'm just stroking my I'm horny f I'm a freak fan.
• 48:01
  Speaker 9: Can't be good, can't be good.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Not every episode shine some just simp belong.
• 48:27
  Speaker 10: Joke, dropping the floor nor bady claiming no body show.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Press play anyway. Say let's see how deep we good?
• 48:41
  Speaker 10: One store we come and clean, next one to stop
• 48:44
  Speaker 10: skin in between.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Still we stircle back when the cookie is.
• 48:52
  Speaker 11: Attacking one good line can sneak out when there's no
• 48:57
  Speaker 11: script to save our back.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Every episode, I can't be good. Someone just studied the
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: booking code. One good bitch, one big miss. Every episode.
• 49:14
  Speaker 11: Can't be good, can't be gold.
• 49:27
  Speaker 10: Some nice, the whole school blank staring at nothing, mine
• 49:32
  Speaker 10: saying guess.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Say he actually twice? Whole thing be real? A nice
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: But that's just how it go.
• 49:43
  Speaker 10: You shrug it off, sip and so keep it the
• 49:48
  Speaker 10: diorideal on. That's all we need stew We circle back.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: When the cookie bit's attacking.
• 50:00
  Speaker 10: One good I can sneak out when there's no script
• 50:04
  Speaker 10: to save our back.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Can't be episode, can't be gold.
• 50:11
  Speaker 10: Some just studying and cold one good bits, one big miss.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Every episode can't be good. This can't be good. This
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: same baby bills for lunch shot.
• 50:38
  Speaker 10: Take Doug White boys throwing punch gogins, helen, wake.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Up out blokey speak.
• 50:55
  Speaker 6: Listen, boom boom.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Every episode can't be good. Somo just studied local thing
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: called one good Bits, one bigness. Every episode can't be good.
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: Bum boom bump down bom bom bom bom can't be bored.
• 51:26
  Speaker 6: Bum bum down down