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Are You A Never Pooper? | Tuesday 11.12.13 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with
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  Speaker 1: us inside the Treehouse on Daniel Malley along with Trey
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  Speaker 1: Trenholm and Raj Sharma on Tuesday, November twelfth, twenty twenty four. Welcome.
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  Speaker 1: If you had the day off for Veterans Day yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed it, did something memorable, maybe did
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  Speaker 1: a little something to commemorate those who observed I I
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  Speaker 1: will admit, and this isn't exactly like coming out of
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  Speaker 1: the closet or anything groundbreaking. I love a good monkey story.
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  Speaker 1: And if there's anything that I learned from my gen
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  Speaker 1: X upbringing that I think you guys did as well,
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  Speaker 1: and that is we like to root for the underdog,
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  Speaker 1: or in some cases, the under monkey. The other day
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  Speaker 1: we were talking about the story about the monkeys who
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  Speaker 1: escaped the research laboratory. I believe it was in South Carolina.
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  Speaker 1: Forty three monkeys. Yeah, forty three monkeys escaped to South
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  Speaker 1: Carolina research facility last week because an employee didn't fully
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  Speaker 1: lock a door.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Well, since we've talked about that, last report was twenty
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  Speaker 1: five of those forty three monkeys have been recovered and
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  Speaker 1: returned to the lab. Which leaves eighteen still running amuck
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  Speaker 1: outside the facility. And I mentioned the movie Project X
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  Speaker 1: from the eighties. That's where they were. I think it
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  Speaker 1: was like the Monkey Space program. They were testing the
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  Speaker 1: monkeys and trying to get them to send to space
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  Speaker 1: and fly and all this stuff. And if memory serves me,
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  Speaker 1: which it rarely does, because I have a poor memory
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  Speaker 1: because I ran into a wooden playground equipment as a child,
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  Speaker 1: Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker, okay, look at me,
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  Speaker 1: go if that's correct, and if it's not, just let
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  Speaker 1: me roll for now. And they saved the monkey. They
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  Speaker 1: saved the monkeys at the end, or at least they
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  Speaker 1: try to. And that was what I learned. And my
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  Speaker 1: gen X upbringing is to help the little guy, or
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  Speaker 1: in this case, help the little monkey escape the dirty,
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  Speaker 1: dirty research facility. I want these monkeys to be free.
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  Speaker 1: Because I will also admit that while I appreciate scientific
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  Speaker 1: research on other beings for my benefit, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to see it, hear about it, know about it. And
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  Speaker 1: I certainly think it's a travesty to test cosmetics on
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  Speaker 1: animals becods. That's just ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm but you want free range macaques. That is
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  Speaker 2: your solution too.
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  Speaker 1: Look, it's a delicate balance. There's this world. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's good, it's evil, it's it's science, it's art.
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  Speaker 3: But but out out of the eighties where most people, uh,
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  Speaker 3: you know, if you talked about eighties movies and monkeys
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  Speaker 3: would hearten back to Sydney, Sigourney Weavers, you know, amazing
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  Speaker 3: performance and gorillas in the myths during Jane Goodall and
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  Speaker 3: but yours is as Project X with Matthew Matthew product
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  Speaker 3: Proderick Hey.
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  Speaker 2: He met Sarah Jessica Parker on the film. They fell
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  Speaker 2: in love and they have been happily married since. Uh
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  Speaker 2: so there was I mean, yeah, a crap movie, but
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  Speaker 2: a but a beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: Outcome and a and a gorgeous message.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that you can find love on the set of
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  Speaker 2: a monkey movie.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Sarah Jessica Parker, I mean she could have fallen
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  Speaker 1: in love with that Lawrence kid On girls just want
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  Speaker 1: to have fun. But I guess that wasn't in the cards. Honestly,
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  Speaker 1: TRADE don't know. If I saw all of gorillas in
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  Speaker 1: the mist, I think that was I think I think
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  Speaker 1: in the O'Malley household. That night we hit the we
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  Speaker 1: hit the video store on the way home because we
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  Speaker 1: always got like a stack of videos for the weekend,
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  Speaker 1: and Friday night was typically we would start with the
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  Speaker 1: family film so I could watch it. That would have
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  Speaker 1: been the Project X, I guess, and then the movie
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  Speaker 1: that came on after that into the into the VCR
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  Speaker 1: would have been the more adult one, and I usually
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  Speaker 1: fell asleep early in that because I was just tired. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I think we had the Monkey double feature. We started
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  Speaker 1: with Project X and then they put on Gorillas in
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  Speaker 1: the Mist and it was it was very sleepy for
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  Speaker 1: little meat walk.
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  Speaker 3: If there was another Monkey movie, it was every which
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  Speaker 3: way but lose fore you come on.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I watched that at my papa's house.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, let's be honest. The reason why you didn't
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  Speaker 3: see Gorilla in the Miss is because it was a
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  Speaker 3: good movie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was gonna say, if it was like Gorilla's
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  Speaker 2: in the Myst Versus Jason, you would watch that like
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  Speaker 2: Freddy versus Jane Goodall, Like you would watch that movie.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, do you not hear yourself? It is blockbuster written
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  Speaker 1: all over it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it has Blockbuster video written all over it, and
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  Speaker 2: they're out of business, like that's why you fell asleep.
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  Speaker 2: It is because it was a damn good movie.
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  Speaker 3: I was.
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  Speaker 1: Also, I'm gonna look this up, but I guarantee you
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  Speaker 1: I was. I bet I was like five or six
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  Speaker 1: years old when Gorillas in the Mist came out, So
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  Speaker 1: I was eight.
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  Speaker 3: It came out in nineteen eighty eight, so I believe
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  Speaker 3: it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, I would have been about eight years old,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Keep I saw Jaws at the age of five,
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  Speaker 1: and that kept me awake for sure. But I mean
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  Speaker 1: Rillas in the myst didn't have the same story that
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  Speaker 1: Project X did. I mean Project X had flying monkeys, well,
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  Speaker 1: monkeys who could fly, well, monkeys piloting things. Yeah, flying monkeys.
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  Speaker 1: I just would have been Wizard of Oz.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And this is a movie about a wonderful lady
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  Speaker 2: who gave up her life to help gorillas and communicate
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  Speaker 2: with them and teach them how to communicate back. It
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  Speaker 2: was just a just a all around beautiful movie.
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  Speaker 1: So I can see where you would you said beautiful,
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  Speaker 1: I heard boring.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's right. Now. Had the at the end,
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  Speaker 2: had the gorillas eaten Jane Goodall, I think it would
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  Speaker 2: have kepture.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that would have been a fun twist.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, not for Jane, but for but for little Danny,
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  Speaker 2: Uh who I would have Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I do want to use this as as an inspiration
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  Speaker 1: because I do think it's important that while we are
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  Speaker 1: inside the treehouse, uh physically we have we have our
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  Speaker 1: dear dear listeners that are are metaphorically inside the treehouse
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  Speaker 1: figuratively inside the treehouse with us, and I want to
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  Speaker 1: give I want to give one of our listeners a
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  Speaker 1: chance to be a little bit deeper inside the treehouse
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  Speaker 1: wrong button. Hang on mmmm, I gotta change the colors
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  Speaker 1: on those. Well, all right, it's time for a Listener
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  Speaker 1: provided verses inside the Treehouse. Jay on our ex Twitter
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  Speaker 1: account has proposed to us a versus okay, based on
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  Speaker 1: based on the escape monkeys from the research facility, would
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  Speaker 1: you rather the outcome be the movie Outbreak or Planet
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  Speaker 1: of the Apes? So, in today's version of verses, listener,
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  Speaker 1: provided the monkey escape from the research facility, would you
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  Speaker 1: rather that result in the plot in real life being
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  Speaker 1: Outbreak or Planet of the Apes. M. Yes, Stray, your
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  Speaker 1: hand is up? Or is that like?
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  Speaker 2: Or?
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  Speaker 1: Is that like a monkey salute?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: Are we having to live in the town where the
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  Speaker 3: Outbreak took place?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you basically get trans like the monkey escape happens.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather live in Outbreak the movie or live
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  Speaker 1: in Planet of the Apes?
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  Speaker 2: Hm?
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  Speaker 1: Hmmm, I don't want to break your brains here.
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  Speaker 2: No I would. I would go with the Planet of
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  Speaker 2: the Apes.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting. Why is that.
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  Speaker 2: Because the disease in Outbreak was like horrific? Right it
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  Speaker 2: Isn't it like it was a very long and arduous
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  Speaker 2: way to die, where as opposed to you know what,
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  Speaker 2: I have the gift of gab, and I could make
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  Speaker 2: friends with the monkeys that have now taken over gotcha? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so I think I could win over their hearts and minds, gotcha?
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  Speaker 1: Not a little bit of a solid crowd work can't accomplish.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I have some I have some monkey humor.
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  Speaker 2: You know, spent time in India. I know Hinduism has
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  Speaker 2: a monkey god. Oh so I'm already used to worshiping
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  Speaker 2: a monkey god. What's what's forty two?
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  Speaker 1: More?
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  Speaker 2: Sure? Ray?
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  Speaker 1: What about you? Are you going with the plot of
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  Speaker 1: Outbreak to Live or Planet of the Apes.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with Outbreak.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting. Why is that.
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  Speaker 3: Because one of your things are gonna happen. Either they're
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  Speaker 3: going to find the vaccine or they're going to bomb
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  Speaker 3: the town. Either way, it's over pretty quick.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good point.
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  Speaker 2: That is true.
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  Speaker 1: That is true, That is excellent. I'm gonna go with
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the Planet of the Apes version
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  Speaker 1: mainly because I feel like we've had a good run
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  Speaker 1: and I want to see what the monkeys can do
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  Speaker 1: with it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm I I would kind of want
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  Speaker 2: to see that too, Like, let's see what you guys
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  Speaker 2: now that you can you have you know, you can think,
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  Speaker 2: speak and articulate. Uh, what do you see wrong with things?
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  Speaker 2: And how would you fix it as opposed to like
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  Speaker 2: sores and and and oozing pussing things before the town
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  Speaker 2: gets bombed or uh they find a vaccine And now
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  Speaker 2: my face looks like Edward James almost uh, And so yeah,
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  Speaker 2: nobody wants that. No, I'd rather have the monkeys ruling
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  Speaker 2: things than the pock.
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  Speaker 1: Riddled I did. I'll admit I did not expect an
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  Speaker 1: Edward James almost reference to h no Won. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you never do. But then there he is.
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  Speaker 1: we apparently put out some misinformation or disinformation or we
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  Speaker 1: were just wrong. I was totally wrong about Project X.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that was not Sarah Jessica Parker in that movie.
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  Speaker 3: It was a Helen Hunt.
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  Speaker 1: Oh interesting.
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  Speaker 3: Matthew Broddock was in it, right, Yes, Matthew Broddock. Was
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  Speaker 3: it that they actually didn't meet until like nineteen ninety one?
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  Speaker 2: Was that only a set of inspector gadget? No?
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  Speaker 3: Actually there's a set something on Broadway.
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  Speaker 2: Oh interesting?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, Well, once again my brain has betrayed me.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I just assumed for some reason. I I
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  Speaker 1: feel bad. I need to apologize to Helen Hunt, Helen Hut.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry her careers turned out really, really nicely despite
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  Speaker 1: her being in that film, and I apologize for misremembering
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  Speaker 1: her and Sarah Jessica Parker's I mean, as you heard,
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  Speaker 1: I remember Sarah Jessica Parker in his day and girls
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  Speaker 1: just want to have fun, which I think Helen Hunt
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  Speaker 1: was in that.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, do you remember square pegs? That's the question.
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  Speaker 1: From p E class. Yeah, yeah, you had to put
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  Speaker 1: the pegs on the board and work your way up. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was never any good at that. I couldn't do it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I don't think that's what See. Sometimes I wonder, Dan,
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  Speaker 2: had you not hit the building, what what would.
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  Speaker 1: Have happened when you hit the building?
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  Speaker 2: When you say playground equipment, you need to you need
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  Speaker 2: to tell people what it was. It was somebody's woodshed
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  Speaker 2: or log cabin or something that it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was a piece of wooden playground equipment in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of the playground.
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  Speaker 2: That hadn't just one and just one entrance and exit.
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  Speaker 2: Just you just went straight through.
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  Speaker 1: That was that was my game. Yeah, I was going
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  Speaker 1: to run from one side straight through because the other
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  Speaker 1: two sides had the other two sides had bars on them.
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  Speaker 3: Did it have orange cones around it, caution tape anything.
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  Speaker 1: It was in the middle of the playground. It was
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  Speaker 1: like there just to play with it. It's next to
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  Speaker 1: next to slides and things.
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  Speaker 2: Was anybody else doing this? Did you? Were you following
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  Speaker 2: someone else's lead? Like, oh my god, yeah, let's see.
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  Speaker 2: So so I think like, had you not hit it,
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  Speaker 2: Like in my head sometimes I think, like what kind
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  Speaker 2: of scholar you would have been, Like it would have
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  Speaker 2: been like doctor O'Malley or you know, Dane O'Malley. pH
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  Speaker 2: d uh.
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  Speaker 3: Did did the guardians at the adoption center and the
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  Speaker 3: white lab coats did they tell you to run into that?
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  Speaker 3: Wouldn't the thing?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: I think they let me come to that conclusion on
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  Speaker 1: my own.
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  Speaker 5: Yea.
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  Speaker 3: So were they stribling?
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  Speaker 1: What's that?
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  Speaker 3: Were they scribbling notes furiously as you did it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I think that was what kept me out of
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  Speaker 1: the flying Monkey program. They not smart enough to pilot
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  Speaker 1: next to these apes.
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  Speaker 2: Right right when it happened, like right when you hit,
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  Speaker 2: did you look over and like like they just kind
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  Speaker 2: of started knocking down some money off the price of
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  Speaker 2: the adoption Like were you were you discounted to that
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  Speaker 2: point like twenty percent off? Like final sale just said
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  Speaker 2: no take back, sis. I don't know how it worked
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  Speaker 2: on the adoption.
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  Speaker 1: That's where they sent me to the ninety nine cent
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  Speaker 1: only uh rescue kidd store.
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  Speaker 2: Like you were full price O'Malley, uh and then you
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  Speaker 2: hit that thing and they're like, ah, we got a
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  Speaker 2: knock forty percent of this off.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, gold took a beating, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: despite me running headfirst into and playground equipment, affecting my
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  Speaker 1: monetary value to my family. Helen Hunt was indeed in
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  Speaker 1: Girls Just Want to have Fun with Sarah Jessica Parker's
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  Speaker 1: so you both.
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  Speaker 2: You created a new game that nobody wants to play.
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  Speaker 2: Six Degrees of Matthew Brodwick.
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  Speaker 1: This feels more like six Degrees of Project X. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's just tyme damn thing.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I never saw it was Girls Just want to
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  Speaker 2: have Fun based on the hit Cindy Lamper song.
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  Speaker 1: It's sort of I think it was. I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking at this. It came out. I think it was
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  Speaker 1: eighty eight as well.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry this came out in nineteen eighty five,
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  Speaker 1: but listen to the cast. Girls just want to have
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  Speaker 1: fun and keep in mind This was not my selection.
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  Speaker 1: I have an older sister who's six and a half
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  Speaker 1: years older than me, So that's why I know this film.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have a choice in the matter. But listen
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  Speaker 1: to this cast while we're at it. We've got Sarah
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  Speaker 1: Jessica Parker, Helen Hunt and Doherty hm hmm uh, Lee
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  Speaker 1: Montgomery who looks like one of the Lawrence uh uh boys,
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  Speaker 1: but he's not. And Jonathan Silverman.
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  Speaker 2: So, oh, well, you have it. Okay. That was a
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  Speaker 2: all star lineup in the in the mid eighties.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was sort of like like two or three
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: steps below the brat Pack.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: This is a discount Brad Pat brad Pack. Yeah. Yeah,
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: that's a That's a solid lineup for the for the
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: mid eighties. They could have added like a cameo by
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Boy George or Wham and just shot it over the top,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: but I don't.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think they had to budget for it.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: They had Jonathan Silverman. So while I did run headfirst
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: into playground equipment as a child, I apparently have not
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: learned my lesson because even as an adult, I still
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: put myself through punishing things that I think are good ideas.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Because I tried yoga again recently, And I told you
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: guys about the first time I tried to hear yars
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: ago with my wife. We were doing the the P
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: ninety X yoga in the living room and I was
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: doing some sort of like prayer twist thing with a
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: lunge to the right and I got stuck right. Well,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: it kind of happened again. So we went to a
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: yoga class recently. It was called Hatha yoga.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: I thought, was that, like, it's it's Indian.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: It's well, yeah, it's right. I didn't want to is
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: that Indian for hot yoga? Is? When I asked her
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: and she said no, she wasn't sure what it was.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: And I said, is it? Is it cold yoga? Because
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Hatha like hath star wars empire strikes back. And then
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: she rolled her eyes and then left the room. But
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I got stuck again. I got I was in like
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: I was seated right, and then you take your uh
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: you sit cross legged, almost got almost got almost got
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: canceled there. I was sitting cross legged and then you
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: take your right foot and you put it up so
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: your knee is up. And then you take that right
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: foot and put it on the outside of your left knee. Okay,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: well I'm not that flexible, so it just stayed in
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: front of my left knee. And then you're supposed to
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: turn twist to the right, right, so you're stretching over
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: that right hip and your butt and all that stuff. Well,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: problem is is, I'm not very flexible, and I've not
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: been to a yoga class in a year, and so
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: when I got into this position where I was trying
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: to get into, it was like here, just I'm gonna
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: try and get it.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: And then.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: And then I had a cramp. Then I had a
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: cramp from hell, and I am still sore in my
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: hip flexer. My hip flexer cramped up on me so
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: bad it felt like fire going down my thigh. That
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: was two days ago, and I'm it still hurts when
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I just try to raise my leg.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: See, and this is for this is just for our listeners.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: So you know they say that, you know, not all
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Latin men can danse, not all black people can sing.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: This just goes to say, not all white people can
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: do yoga, even though you guys try so desperately hard
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: to do it. Uh, if you just next time you
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: go into yoga class, look around. If there's no Indians there. Leave. Uh.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: If we're not there and we invented it, Uh, it's
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: it's not a good class. I'm just I'm just saying like,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: if you're if you're if you're a white instructor, you
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: know Davy Shanty shows up and and wants to mustay
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: the class. Uh, just you know, just stay in, Just
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: stay in, child's pose for the whole class.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: How did you know his name? Did you see the
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: sign up online? As well?
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: He spent time in an ashram in in India. That's
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: that was his claim to fame, instead of saying he
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: was poor and lost in India, was like he found himself. No, no,
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: you didn't. You ran out of money, that's what That's
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: what happened. And yoga saved your life.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: When begging on the streets of Mumbai. Just get out.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how'd you learn yoga? I was broke in Mumbai.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: That's how I learned yoga. Uh yeah, I I've done.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: I've been to yoga class, I've been to hot I've
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: been to Vinyasta flows and I've been to hot to
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: yoga and to all those things. And I know I'm good.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: I know we invented it. But it's hard. It's not
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: a it's not it's not it's not easy. So I
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: understand your your plight and your pain.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: It was pain. It's like I said, it's still hurts.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're a stocky fella, so it's not really
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: If you looking around the room, there's probably not people
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: your size.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not built for yoga, No, I'm ironically, I'm built
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: exactly like the wooden structure I ran headfirst into when
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: I was five. Maybe that's how I got my shade.
• 22:54
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  Speaker 1: I have a very big question to ask of you
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: this morning. Are either of you never poopers?
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: I don't. I will need more context.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, I will happily provide you with said context. According
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: to a recent survey, one in twelve employees have never
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: pooped at work. So I will ask you again, Trey Raj,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: are either of you never poopers?
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: I don't have a typical office job, but I have
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: used the bathroom in comedy clubs before.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: So that would make you someone who poops at work.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Like you've got the Laugh Factory, you're you know, pooping? No,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I would never prov you're pooping.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever pooped to the Laugh Factory.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: That's there. That building has been there since like the twenties,
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: so I don't trust they're plumbing. Okay, so I would
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: and I only lived like seventeen minutes away, so if
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: it was that bad, I would have just gone back home.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: It's also like who poops in a bar like that?
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: That takes a different level of alcohol consumption to be
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: able to do that.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: A desperate person that too. Yes, so I.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Would say I have comedy clubs throughout the country. Yes,
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: when I've been at work, and most green rooms will
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: have their own private bathroom.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: So I have done that, Tray, What about you? Are
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: of you and I had an office together for many
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: many years at a radio station, and I, while I
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: remember you farting in the office a bunch, I don't
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: recall if whether or not you pooped at.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Work only in an emergency. I mean I didn't like
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: because just because the bathrooms there were fairly nasty.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: But it was full of radio people.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Working in bars isn't much better.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: So I.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Can't say I am a never pooper, but I we'll
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: say I've only do it in an absolute emergency.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Gotcha. I had no problem with it. I'm fine with it.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Like the way I see it is, it's it's part
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: of the me using all of the space that I'm
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: expected to use. It's kind of like, well, I'm gonna
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: use the toilet paper, I'm gonna use the paper towels,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna use all this stuff. I'm gonna drink all
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: the coffee. Even when they when they tried charging us
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: for it, and when they when they tried charging us
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: for it, they tried to say, no, you can only
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: put one pouch in there. Well, that tasted terrible, so
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I put two anyways, and they put two in there.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: You it makes you need to go number two? But yes,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: a new survey on bathroom habits at work, some people
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: are spending a lot more time in the can than others.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: One in twelve employees claim they have never gone number
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: two at work. Thirty four percent of those are scared
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: to do that. M I've been in a few bathrooms
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: where I can understand that. But if you work in
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: a place where you're that terrified of the bathroom, I
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: think maybe it's time to fill out a complaint form
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: or talk to HR. Nearly one in five employees refuse
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: to poop at work unless it's absolutely necessary, and one
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: in four choose to hold it in all day and
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: wait until they get home. You gotta be careful with that.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: That's not healthy.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's maybe why, like hr people are
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: so mad. You know, if you think about it, if
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: they would just poop, maybe they would maybe they would
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: be a little more pleasant.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Oh h people.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, did it give a break a gender breakdown? Male
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: female on this because I feel like that women are
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: far more likely to hold try to hold it, or
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: not do it at work.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: They did find, I don't see the exact numbers, but
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: they do say here that women are far more likely
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: to dislike pooping at work compared to men.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Gotcha. I mean the when I did have an office,
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: the buildings that we were the two building went off
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Hillcrest and went off of belt Line, very nice bathrooms,
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: very nice offices, very nice bathrooms. And then we also
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: had a bathroom inside of our office in the breakroom
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: area that was very very nice and very clean. So yeah,
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: I mean I didn't have an issue with it. Now
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: if it's like, you know, if it's a bathroom but
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: it looks like the inside of a porta potti at
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: a you know, led Zeppelin concert, the no, I wouldn't.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: I would I would hold it. I'm not much of
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: a hover. I don't know how that works. But no,
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, but I've also used the bathroom in India,
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: so I don't know how I feel about there's there
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: is a there's a conflict there.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: So it's like those awkward bathroom exchanges when you're trying
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: to like flirt with the the individual in the stall
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: next to you with doing a little foot thing underneath
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: the partition. Except when you do the flot thing, it's
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: like a cobrat hall slinking back.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you were to because it's a squat toilet,
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: so if you were trying to do the foot thing,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: you would just fall ask first into the hole.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Well you know how You know what happens to me
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: when I do yoga, So I don't think you want
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: to see see me anywhere near one of those squat holes.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Of course, I had to leave him in India.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: He's still squatty. Couldn't get him up.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: He's stuck. He's just gonna poop forever. That's all it is.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: He lives there.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: He was he managed to get down, but he can't
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: get back up. He got you wore out the life
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: alert around.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: He got down, started to poop that a cramp. He
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: lives there. Now, that's what.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: It's pretty bad when when you going to help your
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: buddy and I respond, would just leave me here? Save yourself?
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Tell my family I love them.
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  Speaker 1: dot com. All right, Trey and Raj back in the Treehouse. Now,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: you guys are familiar with Gilligan's Island in the song
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: it goes Uh, it was a three hour tour. They
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: got lost and strained on an island for years. Right,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: m hm, hold on to that memory. A three hour tour?
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: H would you consider a four year tour?
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Uh? This is uh the cruise ship.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: I believe yes, So for those that are so disheartened
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: by the result of any election, people inevitably say that's it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm leaving, I'm not coming back, or I'm leaving while
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: this person's in office and I'm not coming back till
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: they're gone. Well, if you no judgments here, if you
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: are so disheartened by the outcome of the election, there
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: is an option for you, and it is a four
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: year cruise. And the cruise line that is offering this
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: is leaning into it hard by calling it the Skip
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Forward Package. This allows you to spend four years on
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: a cruise ship and you would return home just in
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: time for the next president, whoever that will be. The
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: cruise will travel to all seven continents and go to
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: one hundred and forty countries. Obviously, a four year cruise
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: is not going to be cheap. Single occupancy rooms, single
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: occupancy rooms. You guys want to try to guess how
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: much uh, four years for one person aboard the four
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: year cruise will cost.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: You four years, one hundred and forty countries. You're gonna
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: need money to get off the ship because it's gonna
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: it's gonna port and then you want to visit and
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: buy trinkets.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: This is for everything on board the ship.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Oh so all inclusive on the ship, so all the
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: food and uh I would go with with pocket money
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: and such. Three fifty Okay, Trey, what about you?
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go write at a million Ooh interesting.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: The good news is you guys are ready for a
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: deal because you both overshot it four years on a cruise.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Single occupancy rooms start at two hundred and fifty six
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Double occupancy starts at three hundred twenty thousand dollars,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: and that does cover everything on board the ship, including
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: all food and drinks. It also includes the fitness center,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: the spa. I'm sure there's a pool and things. There
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: are also options for shorter cruises of varying links, including
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: a midterm option for just two years if you just
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: want to see what happens in the house in the Senate.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: A representative for the company Villa v Residences says the
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: trip gives passengers flexibility to escape traffic jams, politics, and
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: the monotony of city life. So I want to ask
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: this question of you again, and now that you are
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: armed with a little more information, if you could afford
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: three hundred thousand dollars for a four year cruise. Would
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: you do it around the world four years?
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Is it the same comic every night?
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I can only take so much flip inorly?
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Is it the same entertainment? Like? Are they flying
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: the entertainers out?
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: What are they I would hope that they're going to
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: rotate the entertainment. Okay, otherwise you're just gonna be on
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: a on a boat for four years, just really binge
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: watching Netflix.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the buffets. You know, you can kind
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: of mix it up. I think you can. You can.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: You can have a night where it's like, you know,
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: tonight's stake night, We'll do that.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: And so they have the nice restaurants, they have the buffets,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: and keeping in mind you're gonna go to ports. You're
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: gonna go to one hundred and forty countries in four years,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: so you're gonna go to porch. You're gonna get varying
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: sights and sounds and experiences and food and all that.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: There's there's doctors on board in case you get a
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: little ze sick. There's some spam. I mean, if it's
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: all inclusive in the three I would go. I would
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: ra I.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Can't tell if you look concerned worried or there's.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: There's no effing way that is. Think about it. You're
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: talking about roughly sixty five thousand dollars a year.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: M hmm.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: That's you can you can barely live in Dallas in
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: a really nice place for sixty five thousand a year
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: And that doesn't include like and that wouldn't even cover
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: going out and your food and everything else. So you're
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: telling me you're gonna live, You're gonna have all your
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: meals covered. I mean that that's a deal of a century,
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: But it just sounds like a really bad, all inclusive
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: where you know you're gonna you know, be drinking Joe
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: Daniels and uh, you know, just just bad liquor and
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: horrible food and yay graces. Yeah.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Hey, I'm just saying there's nothing wrong with Joe Daniels
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: and imitation crab. I'm just saying, uh, every night all
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: imitation crab is a natural diuretic. I don't know if
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: you know that.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Is that a chocolate fountain?
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: No, that's rush. He's stuck.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: He got stuck at the crab station to get uh.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: No, I've been on uh you know, when I went
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: on the cruise A couple of years ago. I thoroughly
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: enjoyed it the good.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: You enjoy it for four years?
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Waits, how much did you pay for the cruise?
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: I was performing on it? So I was free?
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: So Trey, are you saying sixty five grand a year
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: is too high or too low?
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Too low?
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: So you're saying it's a good deal.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: I'm saying there's something. There's a catch, because, like I said,
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: you'd be hard pressed to live, you know, on sixty
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: if you were living in a decent place in Dallas.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: All food, I mean that that that's gonna cover your
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: living expenses in Dallas. Now you're talking about being on
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: a cruise ship, but all your meals are prepared.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're not the only one on the ship.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: It's not like they're just making.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: It exactly so you're covering all the staff. Like think
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: the numbers don't make sense.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Well, if you have, you know, three thousand people paying
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: three hundred thousand dollars, it does make sense for four.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: But you think of it's per year. I think a
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: seven day cruise is going to run you what like
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: two grand?
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're about fifteen hundred.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, fifteen hundred, So fifteen hundred. I mean that it's
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: just it seems really off.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you were the only person on the cruise,
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: I could see while you're you're gonna be drinking well
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: liquor and eating subway sandwiches. But there's gonna be three
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: four thousand people on this that are paying the same
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: amount of money. Not everybody eats the same, not everybody
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: consumes the same, so it is there, I mean, and
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: then not everybody drinks, Like if you went on the cruise,
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't drink.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: So I don't know, this might break him right off
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: the bow.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: Not to mention. The other thing is have you you
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: seen that? Do you remember the videos of the cruise
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: ships during the pandemic that had to just sit outside
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: ports for months on end, or the videos of cruise
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: ships that have you know, bugs that run through them.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, now, if Dan would have said, you're you're
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: getting on board this cruise for the next four years
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: and it's a carnival cruise, I'd be like, no, not
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: doing that. But this, like this sounds like a decent
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: company that knows what they're doing them. But but then again,
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: so did the White Star Line with the Titanic. So
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know how this could work. I'm just saying, uh.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: But I'll also say that there are services that have this.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: There's the one called the residency, like where you buy
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: a cabin and everything else cost a lot more than this.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: So it's probably because it's nicer.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Well again, yeah, that's the I just because also remember
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: whoever's running this cruise ship isn't doing it as a nonprofit.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: They're trying to make money, so they're gonna they're cutting
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: a lot of corners to give you this price.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: So so you're so what you said is for this
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: cost four years on a cruise ship, you're expecting something else.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: There's catch, yeah, very much.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: So the buffets just always cecis.
• 40:08
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• 41:41
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• 42:03
  Speaker 1: The Devil Wears Prada. That movie Ocean's Eight, which even
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: I have not seen. But she was also Catwoman in
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: the Dark Knight Rises. And we've all seen Christopher Nolan's
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Batman trilogy, right, I believe, So, Rajer, have you seen
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Anne Hathaway as Catwoman?
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: I believe?
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: So how do you not know this?
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: I think I have. I just I don't Look. What
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: were the movies The.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Dark Knight Rises?
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: Yep? Saw that one.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: It's where Baine and and Yeah and Batman punch each
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: other a lot, and Catwoman's in it.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Then I saw that one, did you? Yeah? How do
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: you not know? I was more? I was, Yeah, Baine
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: was just a badass. So I just kind of I
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: think that kind of stole the show.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you you were more focused on Thomas Hardy
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: as Baine than Anne Hathaway's button the Cats who Got It?
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean, I just like he snaps old
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Christian Bell's back and so comic.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Anne Hathaway, by the way, Devil's Product. I have seen that.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Actually, you enjoyed that movie?
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: I did, of course.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Glenn Closest, very talented. Sure, absolutely When that Meryl Streep,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: That's what I meant, Meryl Streep.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: I love Trey so much. He just says it before
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: I do. It just makes me happy.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: That's totally what I meant.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: At least I got the Ann, a great actress.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: What I said is still true. It's just that she
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: didn't have any role in that particular thing.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: I'm sure she didn't want it.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: You know who's good Jody Foster. M he's crowded in
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: that movie.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: But you know naming you know, Dame Judy Desh who
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: doesn't love her?
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Now, I said Jody Foster, because when I have brain
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: fart moments like that, I my inner voice sounds like
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Jody Foster from Nell.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's funny.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Due but day other birthdays today? Oh thank you, Ann Hathaway.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Ryan Gosling turns forty four today. Ryan Gosling is forty
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: four today. Uh. He is Sebastian and La La Land
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Noah in the notebook.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: What I was just gonna say, not in the Devil
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Worst product either.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: He was not in The Devilwar's product, but he was
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: in the fall Guy movie, which I thoroughly enjoyed, which Raj,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: you look down on just because now now when I
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: say I like something, you think it must be terrible,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: which is not the case.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Old Guy.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Was a fun movie. Trey watch. Did he enjoy it?
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: Agreed?
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, especially the whole scene where he's chased in the unicorns.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a that's the that's the best part.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: See quite quit your judginess. If you'd watched the movie,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: it would make sense.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: I'm not judge it. I think Ryan Gosling's great. Isn't
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: he married to if Amendez? Yeah, it's not who he's
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: married to. Well, congratulations to him. He's one. Uh he
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: got you you guys, got you guys to watch Fall
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Guy and he's married to even that's wonderful, he wins.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: I like the guy.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: He's also really good in Barbi.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was waiting for it. I was waiting for it.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Can you ever truly forgive him for the Notebook? Though?
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's entirely his fault. I mean,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: there was the person that wrote the book, and there
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: was everyone that said, hey, let's make this a movie.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: He read the script. Although it does it did have
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: the classic line in there, you know what do you want?
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, women seem to love the movie.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Oh god, yes they do.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so uh.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Well, the reason why Trey doesn't like the Notebook is
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: because he doesn't agree with the ending because in the
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: ending of the Notebook, the man, the old man dies
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: right after the wife does, where in Trey's happy ending,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: the woman the wife dies and Trey keeps living for
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: five to ten peace filled years.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: I thought, in Troy's version, he kills the woman and
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: gets away with it and lives for five to ten
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: more years.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: That would be the documentary version, as opposed to the romance.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: He just took advantage of her Alzheimer's just for his
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: kilderr or just strangled myself twenty years earlier, just because.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: I saw I saw what was ahead of me.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Having to read from the Notebook for the next twenty years. Yes,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: said Et.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: And Trey's version the movie ends in thirty minutes.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look at the smile on his way.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: Think about the lives that would have been saved.
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  Speaker 1: ago that was circulating online from CNN that said there
• 48:31
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• 48:39
  Speaker 1: viral fame. There was that article that looked like a
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: screenshot from CNN saying that she received over seventy five
• 48:46
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• 48:51
  Speaker 1: little digging on this, it turns out that this is
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• 48:56
  Speaker 1: one of those things that someone just made on their own,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: but a photoshop magic. So no, there were not seventy
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: five thousand ride ends for the Hawktua Girl, Hailey Welch.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Although I think it begs the question, are there worse
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: people that you could have written in than the hawk
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Tour Girl? I think so?
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: Mm hm yes, what was that? Danielle Brigoli or bad baby?
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: You can she would she would be worse.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, before we cash judgment on whether or
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: not Hawktua girl would make a good president or not,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: let's at least see what her foreign policy ideas are.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: Oh you weren't kidding. I just I mean, I I
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: think I think her the Hawktua thing, I think it
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: sums up her platform.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing is, I'm.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: Sorry, no, no, please finish well.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: People made jokes about Trump's candidacy back in what was
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: it twenty fifteen when he started coming down the escalator
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: or twenty sixteen, whatever it was. Everyone say, this is
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: just a publicity stunt, this is ridiculous. He's uh, he's
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: just trying to capitalize. He's just he's a reality TV
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: show guy. He has no business in politics. Now he's
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: about to embark on his second run as president of
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: the United States, so maybe we shouldn't look down our noses.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: In a POV shot of the huck Tour girl.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, she did have the profound statement that, you know,
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: what's good for the whole isn't always good for the soul.
• 50:43
  Speaker 9: I mean, yeah, yeah, I mean I think I think
• 50:51
  Speaker 9: you know, she she wouldn't.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: She wouldn't. She wouldn't choke back on things, is what
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to say. She would she would let it
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: all in, uh when it comes to foreign policy and
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: even domestic Uh, increase the beauty.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: I feel like, I feel like everything in Washington would
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: go very smoothly at the federal level. If the hawk
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: to A Girl was the president. I guess I'll have
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: this hang on, you go give that there it is, okay,
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: here we go. Just imagine, just imagine, And what if
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: the story was not true. What if, let's say, in
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: a number of years, when she's old enough to run,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: the hawk to a Girl actually runs for president and
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: you hear this, you gotta give him that hawk dude
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: spent on that night as a platform for the country.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: M hm. That's gonna be one exciting state dinner. I'll
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: tell you that that's more of an eyes white shut theme.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: But she's gonna turn the White House into a BROTHELSNA.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: More power to her. So uh, good, good on, good on,
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Old Haley. From from crack baby to viral sensation.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be your VP, Snookie.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: It'll be whoever who's gonna be, whoever has the best mop.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: It'll it'll still He'll still want it, Pence will still
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: want to join.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: It'll be Mike as long as it's a Republican. He's
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: like mother says, it's okay as long as I'm not
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: in the room with her. By month. I would love
• 52:41
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