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- 0:01Speaker 1: With the John and Ben podcast thanks to Challenge putting
- 0:04Speaker 1: the service back into service stations the.
- 0:07Speaker 2: Chili one right around the country. As you coming.
- 0:12Speaker 3: Laughing, just smashed your laptop onto your microphone, coming like
- 0:16Speaker 3: a ricking ball.
- 0:17Speaker 2: Good morning this morning. We got a massive show.
- 0:20Speaker 4: Just getting my head around.
- 0:21Speaker 5: I was just saying that before we got Chelsea Handler,
- 0:23Speaker 5: us comedian. We've got Teddy Swims, who's amazing singer, Mike
- 0:27Speaker 5: mc roberts as well. Heaps chances to go see pinking
- 0:30Speaker 5: about the next twenty minutes. We're going to take a
- 0:32Speaker 5: whole lot of calls this morning.
- 0:33Speaker 2: And yeah, Briscos vouchers.
- 0:35Speaker 4: It's one of those days if you turn up to
- 0:36Speaker 4: work and you haven't thought how much work there is
- 0:38Speaker 4: a hitdie and then you go, damn, we had a
- 0:39Speaker 4: lot going on.
- 0:40Speaker 5: It should be a Friday, we should be checking out,
- 0:42Speaker 5: but anyway we're not. But yesterday, to add another thing
- 0:46Speaker 5: to our calendars, you decided I need to be a
- 0:49Speaker 5: catalog model.
- 0:50Speaker 3: Yesterday, right, Yeah, we did the photo show yesterday.
- 0:52Speaker 2: Very exciting.
- 0:53Speaker 4: Well, your daughter actually she planted this beautiful seed for
- 0:56Speaker 4: us and we ran with it and she said you
- 0:59Speaker 4: look like a model.
- 1:00Speaker 2: Well, yes, she's like Stresa a catalog model.
- 1:03Speaker 6: I know.
- 1:03Speaker 2: It's like, oh great, so I'll take it.
- 1:05Speaker 5: And then you guys were like, you can't claim to
- 1:07Speaker 5: be a catalog model without being in the catalog. So
- 1:10Speaker 5: yesterday a company that you know, Edwards and.
- 1:13Speaker 3: A good New Zealand company. They do all baby paraphernalia,
- 1:17Speaker 3: shall we say, like prams, cots, all sorts. So you
- 1:20Speaker 3: were you were modeling a pram?
- 1:21Speaker 5: Can I say you're very good at the basically the
- 1:25Speaker 5: artistic direction of it. Megan, Yeah, very good at going
- 1:28Speaker 5: the shot here should be there. That was very impressive.
- 1:30Speaker 5: John know, well you're you're well no, well, you were
- 1:33Speaker 5: in charge of bringing the baby along. Yes, it's you
- 1:35Speaker 5: know where it's pushing a pram.
- 1:36Speaker 4: So I grabbed a doll from popping my daughter's room
- 1:40Speaker 4: and our generation doll wrapped it.
- 1:41Speaker 2: Up and it was it really a baby. It was
- 1:42Speaker 2: probably more three to four.
- 1:46Speaker 4: Why are they still pushing that three or four year
- 1:47Speaker 4: old around in the pram? Yeah, you know, rap drapping
- 1:50Speaker 4: a little swaddle and you had to like hold the baby,
- 1:52Speaker 4: look lovingly and adoringly at it.
- 1:54Speaker 3: You did great, great, it's a direction from you. Actually
- 1:58Speaker 3: you looked lovingly at that doll like your own child.
- 2:03Speaker 5: It was a real baby. But then when we wanted
- 2:06Speaker 5: a real baby, you had an alternative option. And we're like,
- 2:08Speaker 5: what's going on here, and off you went behind a
- 2:10Speaker 5: tree and this happened. Okay, we're here at the park,
- 2:14Speaker 5: we're doing my photo shoot, and JOHNO has gone behind
- 2:16Speaker 5: a tree right by the playground and he is now
- 2:19Speaker 5: getting well he's already changed, pre changed into an adult diaper.
- 2:24Speaker 3: I don't think we should have done this by the playground.
- 2:26Speaker 5: Like he's like, he's gone on a tree, but it's
- 2:28Speaker 5: right with the playground, Like it's you're.
- 2:30Speaker 3: Hiding from us, but now you're playing side of the kids.
- 2:35Speaker 3: To be fair, there's no there is kids.
- 2:37Speaker 2: There's kids. Yeh oh god, it looks like a big baby.
- 2:40Speaker 2: Look at him.
- 2:40Speaker 7: Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness. Wow, low point in
- 2:47Speaker 7: everyone's life. What she came over and just nothing but
- 2:52Speaker 7: an adult diaper.
- 2:53Speaker 4: Adult diapers. Yeah, definitely going to show up on some
- 2:55Speaker 4: CCTV footage. Is a person of interest some point?
- 2:58Speaker 2: Very white, Yeah, that's all we could say.
- 3:00Speaker 4: So lights.
- 3:02Speaker 3: Yeah, when you're outside and it's sunny and you look
- 3:05Speaker 3: at something white and it's so blinding that.
- 3:07Speaker 5: It was you a week to write that song about
- 3:09Speaker 5: a blinding light blinding the first whoa wow, I was.
- 3:16Speaker 2: I gonna write a hat song about that.
- 3:17Speaker 4: It is yeah, very wintery, right white completion. But then
- 3:20Speaker 4: I was like, well, I know he's going to complain
- 3:22Speaker 4: about the doll that it doesn't look realistic enough so
- 3:24Speaker 4: to buy some insurance and making babies. It takes nine
- 3:27Speaker 4: months to create humans. So I was like, bang, we
- 3:30Speaker 4: come up with a solutions based type of guy.
- 3:32Speaker 2: We'll put the photos up today.
- 3:34Speaker 5: Maybe even if you have a big baby as well
- 3:36Speaker 5: at sub stage this morning and you could be winning
- 3:38Speaker 5: a pram mastroller from Edwards and Coves, Well, we'll tell
- 3:41Speaker 5: you how you can do that just after seven o'clock.
- 3:43Speaker 5: But next, it's a very it's a sad day at
- 3:45Speaker 5: the last day of news Hub the Aim Show, and
- 3:47Speaker 5: next we're going to reflect on some of our favorite
- 3:49Speaker 5: moments in three minutes.
- 3:51Speaker 1: The HiT's the johonaan Ben podcast TEKS fourteen.
- 3:53Speaker 5: On a Friday, we like to flash back on a
- 3:55Speaker 5: Friday and look back at something very iconic nostalgia, and
- 3:59Speaker 5: today it is a big day news Hub on TV three.
- 4:03Speaker 5: It's a very final Am show. It's a very final
- 4:05Speaker 5: bulletin news Hub today. The three News is going to
- 4:08Speaker 5: carry on on stuff and also on TV three but
- 4:11Speaker 5: it's kind of sad. Make McRoberts who joins us after
- 4:13Speaker 5: seven it's his very last bulletin.
- 4:15Speaker 2: Yeah, rip, it's news Hub.
- 4:17Speaker 4: And if you're said that's going well, then look at yourselves.
- 4:21Speaker 2: Look at yourselves.
- 4:22Speaker 4: Consuming your news on your phone all day and not
- 4:25Speaker 4: waiting patiently until six o'clock to digest the topical stories.
- 4:28Speaker 2: It's your fault. Okay, right, put the blattin on the
- 4:31Speaker 2: audience there.
- 4:33Speaker 4: But it is it's a sign of the times, isn't it.
- 4:35Speaker 4: And it's said that so many people are losing their
- 4:38Speaker 4: jobs hundreds.
- 4:39Speaker 5: Yeah, we're going to get, you know, the nostalgic with
- 4:42Speaker 5: Mike McRoberts after seven o'clock today when he joins us.
- 4:44Speaker 5: But we thought, right now, let's look at some of
- 4:46Speaker 5: the lighter moments from news Hub over the years, from
- 4:48Speaker 5: TV three news, the iconic three News and Mike McRoberts.
- 4:52Speaker 5: One of his well more iconic moments and we actually
- 4:55Speaker 5: we played it to him on our TV show was
- 4:57Speaker 5: a very low point. Hevery listen, Oh this might be
- 4:59Speaker 5: one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.
- 5:02Speaker 3: The bank says it won't happen until the middle of
- 5:04Speaker 3: next year, at least while some first home boners are
- 5:07Speaker 3: locked out of it.
- 5:07Speaker 2: Buyers have locked out of the market home boners.
- 5:11Speaker 5: I mean, he's had a pretty blemish free correct. He
- 5:14Speaker 5: said words, bloody correct a lot of words every night
- 5:17Speaker 5: for twenty years his boner.
- 5:19Speaker 4: And we're like, oh, I don't know, just given the
- 5:25Speaker 4: current interest rates, I don't know what the opposite of
- 5:27Speaker 4: a home boner is.
- 5:28Speaker 2: Pretty much got that at the moment, not giving us
- 5:30Speaker 2: hard bonus?
- 5:31Speaker 5: Is that another moment for Mike mc roberts that I
- 5:34Speaker 5: like to sign off from the news where he kind
- 5:36Speaker 5: of gave it a James bond Esk sign off.
- 5:38Speaker 2: Have listen, Well, that's today's news on three.
- 5:40Speaker 6: I'm Hillary Barry, I'm mc roberts.
- 5:43Speaker 8: Frank McRoberts now.
- 5:44Speaker 4: Came John cam groaning in the background.
- 5:49Speaker 2: That's right.
- 5:49Speaker 3: Did he not mean to do that?
- 5:50Speaker 9: Oh?
- 5:51Speaker 10: No, Chucky, And there I think, try something new tonight
- 5:55Speaker 10: in Campbell's But oh, of course, the project at seven
- 5:58Speaker 10: PM said the end of At the end of last year,
- 6:00Speaker 10: one of our favorite moments was the wonderful Carno Alloyd
- 6:04Speaker 10: talking about a box of Cadbury chocolates that was coming
- 6:08Speaker 10: back with some new flavors, and unfortunately the comeback wasn't
- 6:12Speaker 10: quite what she said.
- 6:13Speaker 1: After getting ditched back in twenty eighteen strawberry cream, orange
- 6:16Speaker 1: cream and peppermint cream and making a cumbox, a cumbox.
- 6:22Speaker 5: Come back, it's all good.
- 6:28Speaker 3: Just want to be associated with it.
- 6:29Speaker 2: That's not quite the thank you very much. Well maybe
- 6:31Speaker 2: they do, thank you very much. I've not heard there before.
- 6:36Speaker 2: That's very good at a great moment.
- 6:39Speaker 5: Hilarry Barry, who you now just think obviously does a
- 6:41Speaker 5: great job on seven sharp. She was in the morning
- 6:44Speaker 5: reading the news with Paul Henry.
- 6:45Speaker 4: That's right, only he was doing the AM show, wasn't he?
- 6:49Speaker 4: And this was a wonderful This brings a smile to
- 6:52Speaker 4: your face. There was a court case going.
- 6:53Speaker 2: On with the guy, quite a full on story.
- 6:55Speaker 4: It was very seriously I think she saysn't there, this
- 6:58Speaker 4: isn't yeah. It looks like a six A salt story
- 7:00Speaker 4: or something, and sort of ended up in a weird
- 7:03Speaker 4: terminology for him needing to come inside and use the
- 7:05Speaker 4: toilet he seated he had an emergency defication situation needed
- 7:09Speaker 4: to use her bathroom, but the judge in the case
- 7:12Speaker 4: found he had a sexual motive.
- 7:19Speaker 1: Emergency situation.
- 7:28Speaker 3: Two of the school kids.
- 7:32Speaker 4: Berry, that is nothing puts a smile on your face
- 7:35Speaker 4: like an emergency deffication unless you're having the emergency diffications.
- 7:39Speaker 5: Next, when we started this yesterday talking about the most
- 7:41Speaker 5: amount of money that people had spent on their pets.
- 7:43Speaker 4: Yeah, if you've got an insane amount of money that
- 7:46Speaker 4: you have spent a pit surgery hundred that's four four
- 7:49Speaker 4: eighty seven. A lady spoke to a lady who spent
- 7:51Speaker 4: thirty grand on her horse.
- 7:52Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and more calls and texts that are coming through. Next,
- 7:55Speaker 5: what have you spent on your pet? It's going to
- 7:57Speaker 5: blow you away in three minutes on the hats.
- 8:00Speaker 1: It's the johonaan Ben podcast.
- 8:01Speaker 5: We're talking this week about the most amount you've spent
- 8:04Speaker 5: on your pets and Fiona joins us, good morning, how
- 8:07Speaker 5: are you great?
- 8:10Speaker 2: Great?
- 8:10Speaker 4: Great to have you on the most amount of money
- 8:11Speaker 4: you've spent on your pets?
- 8:14Speaker 11: Yes, how much?
- 8:16Speaker 12: The first operation was around four and then we've done
- 8:19Speaker 12: another another couple and they were a thousand or.
- 8:23Speaker 4: So six thousand dollars five or okay, yep, and still alive.
- 8:28Speaker 2: And well, what's what's the pit have you got on?
- 8:30Speaker 12: Let's say so he's fourteen this month, still done?
- 8:34Speaker 3: Wow, what would happen if there was a big vet
- 8:38Speaker 3: ball of five five k or something?
- 8:40Speaker 12: Now, now I don't know.
- 8:46Speaker 1: That.
- 8:46Speaker 4: No one wants to put on the spot.
- 8:52Speaker 8: He was.
- 8:52Speaker 12: He was sick and the last operation the vets to
- 8:58Speaker 12: just keep him asleep and put him down, and we
- 9:00Speaker 12: said no, we want to bring him home and say oh,
- 9:02Speaker 12: goodbyes and just give us medication. And he came right
- 9:06Speaker 12: and it was three years ago.
- 9:07Speaker 4: Oh the little dog battled on through. You'd seed your
- 9:11Speaker 4: good byes to him?
- 9:13Speaker 12: Yeah, well yeah, we brought him home with medication and
- 9:16Speaker 12: flew our son down from christ to say goodbyes, and
- 9:20Speaker 12: we hit the weekend with him and then he came Fine.
- 9:23Speaker 3: You didn't take the advice of the vet.
- 9:25Speaker 8: Absolutely.
- 9:26Speaker 12: I wasn't taking the advice of the event. So I
- 9:28Speaker 12: lost my trust.
- 9:29Speaker 4: Well yeah, yeah, interesting call, you're like four years later. Yeah,
- 9:35Speaker 4: I'll just go for a long sleeps alive?
- 9:39Speaker 9: Wow?
- 9:39Speaker 12: Yeah, and he's fourteen.
- 9:41Speaker 4: Well, and unless he hope he keeps on kicking for
- 9:44Speaker 4: another fourteen.
- 9:46Speaker 12: Oh yeah, let's hope.
- 9:47Speaker 2: So there's probably not going to have him, but.
- 9:52Speaker 12: He's my baby.
- 9:55Speaker 4: They just really integrate themselves into the family like quicker
- 9:58Speaker 4: than you'd think. It only takes couple of weeks. And
- 10:00Speaker 4: you're like, this thing is you couldn't imagine life without it.
- 10:03Speaker 3: Child.
- 10:04Speaker 12: No, No, And I never owned a dog before in
- 10:06Speaker 12: my life, don't you.
- 10:09Speaker 4: But you're resistant to as well. Gin My wife is
- 10:11Speaker 4: the same, No, we're not getting a dog. And I
- 10:12Speaker 4: was just no, we're not getting a dog. We've got one,
- 10:14Speaker 4: and she was, yeah, gon't live without We're probably going.
- 10:21Speaker 2: How much?
- 10:23Speaker 3: It's really sweet, genuine.
- 10:25Speaker 2: I'm like, of course I could live without it. I'm
- 10:27Speaker 2: going to keep living.
- 10:29Speaker 4: So what you said, I want you to stick to that.
- 10:34Speaker 4: All right, A great one.
- 10:35Speaker 12: For you two guys.
- 10:37Speaker 11: Thank you.
- 10:38Speaker 4: Okay, Shakina, good morning to you.
- 10:40Speaker 13: Good morning.
- 10:41Speaker 12: Here we going.
- 10:41Speaker 2: We're doing well.
- 10:42Speaker 4: It's lovely to have you on this morning, on this
- 10:44Speaker 4: crisp morning. Now you're an exvet nurse, I am. Yeah, jeez, Peter,
- 10:49Speaker 4: you would have seen some money. What would they say,
- 10:52Speaker 4: see some money change change?
- 10:54Speaker 13: Yeah, the puppy he was a lad probably about nineteen
- 11:02Speaker 13: weeks old at the time, and the couple, I don't
- 11:05Speaker 13: know what they were doing, they're a family. They had
- 11:07Speaker 13: the window down and the dog jumped out, well.
- 11:09Speaker 11: The puffy jumped out of the window.
- 11:11Speaker 13: They were tolling a boat trailer at the time, and.
- 11:13Speaker 11: The boat trailer run him over.
- 11:16Speaker 13: So he did come into us. But we were in
- 11:18Speaker 13: a specialist comic so specialist surgery, and they did two surgeries.
- 11:23Speaker 13: One didn't work because the pin they put in his
- 11:25Speaker 13: leg was far too big and then pushing on his
- 11:28Speaker 13: nerves and causing him a lot of pain. So he
- 11:30Speaker 13: had to have another surgery on top of it. And
- 11:32Speaker 13: each surgery was costed them nine thousand dollars.
- 11:35Speaker 2: Wow.
- 11:36Speaker 13: So yeah, so they were already eighteen thousand. And that's
- 11:39Speaker 13: not including he was coming into follow ups. He was
- 11:42Speaker 13: coming in for X rays to see how everything was.
- 11:45Speaker 13: So yeah, so I think probably all I heard from
- 11:49Speaker 13: some colleagues of mine at the time that he his
- 11:51Speaker 13: owner's family had remortgaged their house in order to help
- 11:54Speaker 13: pay for ongoing costs.
- 11:56Speaker 3: He's guilt there that way, because it's fold. It was
- 11:59Speaker 3: just he's just a little puppy, you know.
- 12:01Speaker 2: Well, there you go. That's that's the love of an
- 12:03Speaker 2: animal right there.
- 12:05Speaker 11: Absolutely, Yeah, that's.
- 12:07Speaker 2: Some people will do it.
- 12:08Speaker 14: Megan's to say you anyway, It does depend on the
- 12:17Speaker 14: stage in life too, Like a puppy's still got their
- 12:20Speaker 14: whole life. Heare of them.
- 12:21Speaker 3: Yeah, my dog's older.
- 12:26Speaker 2: Leave it.
- 12:27Speaker 4: Hey, thank you so much. Really appreciate you kid, every
- 12:29Speaker 4: good one.
- 12:30Speaker 1: The hats that jonaan Ben podcast. Who's having the best weekends?
- 12:35Speaker 5: Let's bringing Connor from the South, Haley from the North.
- 12:38Speaker 5: They each get to pitch their case of why they
- 12:39Speaker 5: reckon their islands. Is going to have a cracker, Yes.
- 12:42Speaker 4: The Avengers we call them, of weekend events of some
- 12:45Speaker 4: of the most electrifying slash tedious week in events on offer.
- 12:49Speaker 4: Now we're gonna we're going to start with you. Connor
- 12:51Speaker 4: in the South. We hear minus four in christ Church
- 12:54Speaker 4: this morning.
- 12:55Speaker 15: Yeah, let me quickly.
- 12:57Speaker 1: Look out my window.
- 12:58Speaker 12: He lot on.
- 13:00Speaker 11: Yeah, if I stepped on the deck, i'd probably fall
- 13:03Speaker 11: over and break something.
- 13:04Speaker 1: That's pretty spice icy, Yeah.
- 13:07Speaker 4: Really frosty, but like probably the coldest day of the
- 13:10Speaker 4: yes so far top stuff.
- 13:11Speaker 2: So he's probably on our heart strings. Look we're so
- 13:13Speaker 2: cold down here.
- 13:14Speaker 4: He's already tugging at your heart strings, Megan, so.
- 13:17Speaker 11: Cold that the only thing you've got the dealer is
- 13:19Speaker 11: go to Hammer for the winter festival.
- 13:25Speaker 5: I do sound that the hot pools that look amazing
- 13:28Speaker 5: with the slides and stuff there now too.
- 13:30Speaker 4: It's awesome.
- 13:30Speaker 8: They've got that chronical thrill.
- 13:32Speaker 11: Yeah, so they've got an alpine festival.
- 13:33Speaker 13: Obviously the hot pools are the.
- 13:35Speaker 11: Attraction usually of Hammer, but they've got a whole bunch
- 13:37Speaker 11: of boodstalls.
- 13:38Speaker 4: Happening as well as games, kids activities, adults activities at
- 13:42Speaker 4: night as well, whole happening and Hammer all week and
- 13:44Speaker 4: long for their alpine Fishty still got the bloody rehab
- 13:47Speaker 4: center out there.
- 13:49Speaker 11: The rehab center wasn't the.
- 13:52Speaker 2: Story.
- 13:54Speaker 4: I was going to ask you for a friend.
- 13:59Speaker 2: And what else is going on to the South Island
- 14:00Speaker 2: this weekend.
- 14:01Speaker 11: Literally kicking off the school holidays with a bang.
- 14:04Speaker 4: Tomorrow night the Winter Fireworks Spectacular back at New Bright
- 14:07Speaker 4: and Pierre.
- 14:09Speaker 11: The fireworks we actually the Hits radio station.
- 14:12Speaker 4: Guys, we're broadcasting live and we have NEEDSIC to match
- 14:15Speaker 4: the displayer as.
- 14:15Speaker 2: Well broadcasting live. It's going to be.
- 14:22Speaker 4: That's amazing. Ho Thatt's Tomorrow night and christ it sounds fantastic. Obviously,
- 14:26Speaker 4: the rugby and duned and he didn't even have to mention.
- 14:28Speaker 3: That he stuck very close to his home.
- 14:30Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, Hayley, we need to put your case.
- 14:33Speaker 5: Why's the North Island having the best weekend?
- 14:35Speaker 11: I really do, I really do.
- 14:37Speaker 8: I'm feeling a bit three cents now by that of
- 14:40Speaker 8: the South Island.
- 14:41Speaker 2: Have you got fireworks in the.
- 14:43Speaker 8: North Not fireworks, but we do have a rehead?
- 14:48Speaker 1: Who was it?
- 14:49Speaker 2: But how much they charging?
- 14:51Speaker 3: Yeah, conveniently got a couple of weeks off.
- 14:56Speaker 5: It's going to reevaluate myself, alight, let's going.
- 15:01Speaker 8: So we have a Festival of Graytown, which actually had
- 15:04Speaker 8: fire which last week, but for the month of July. Greytown,
- 15:08Speaker 8: which is a gorgeous, quaint little historical town, comes to
- 15:13Speaker 8: life from midwinter Christmas. They've got snowfall outside of the
- 15:16Speaker 8: town hall. They've got night markets, Christmas lights everywhere. And
- 15:20Speaker 8: I was there last week, had a mulled wine before.
- 15:24Speaker 4: That sounds light beautiful.
- 15:26Speaker 8: It was wonderful. And the kids stand under the snowfall,
- 15:29Speaker 8: which is fake. I probably shouldn't have to say it's fake,
- 15:32Speaker 8: but it's fake.
- 15:33Speaker 4: They've got real snow in christ, don't you kind of yes?
- 15:37Speaker 3: Or ice coal?
- 15:38Speaker 1: So coal.
- 15:42Speaker 8: And then moving up north as well or down depending
- 15:46Speaker 8: on where you are on the island. Auckland has an
- 15:49Speaker 8: Alti square ice rink, So this is the rink that
- 15:52Speaker 8: starts just over a month. You can go. That's so nice.
- 15:56Speaker 8: You can go on ice skate and then they've also
- 15:58Speaker 8: got a cooling rings. You could train up with the
- 16:03Speaker 8: sport and potentially get to the Olympics.
- 16:05Speaker 11: So what got an Olympic weekend?
- 16:07Speaker 4: Yeah, what we're lacking in real snow in the north,
- 16:10Speaker 4: we're making up with artificial ice and snow.
- 16:13Speaker 2: Okay, Meghan, it's over to you.
- 16:16Speaker 3: I don't think we can go past Connor can we.
- 16:17Speaker 3: We've got fireworks, We've got the hot springs.
- 16:21Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
- 16:26Speaker 8: Cold?
- 16:26Speaker 4: Oh well, hey listen, thank you both really appreciate it.
- 16:29Speaker 4: We are running disgustingly late for news our boss Matt Anderson.
- 16:34Speaker 4: We've taken ten years off his life listening to this
- 16:37Speaker 4: right now.
- 16:37Speaker 2: Keep talking, lass have gone. That's how we keep talking
- 16:44Speaker 2: for another ten minutes. He's coming up next for the.
- 16:47Speaker 1: Hat the Hits that John and Ben podcast.
- 16:50Speaker 5: Yesterday, Meghan, your mum Ray Ray. She left a very
- 16:53Speaker 5: interesting message. It's only like one second.
- 16:55Speaker 12: On your phone.
- 16:57Speaker 3: She's ever done a voice memo in her life. She
- 16:59Speaker 3: sent me one secondsage, very unusual.
- 17:01Speaker 2: So we thought we'd need to call her right now.
- 17:03Speaker 3: She's saying, no, she need help.
- 17:05Speaker 2: What the heck was going on? Let's call you, mum, Ray.
- 17:13Speaker 8: Ray seeking Ray slippers.
- 17:16Speaker 4: Hello, hello, Ray, it's shut on.
- 17:21Speaker 2: Ben here as well.
- 17:23Speaker 4: Megan was saying to you, she's very concerned about her
- 17:25Speaker 4: miss as you've seen to her.
- 17:27Speaker 11: Oh really, hey.
- 17:28Speaker 5: Now do you know anything about this? The messes that
- 17:30Speaker 5: came through from you? It's only what one or two
- 17:33Speaker 5: seconds long?
- 17:33Speaker 2: Megan?
- 17:34Speaker 3: It's one second?
- 17:36Speaker 9: Oh yeah, Well, actually father's been our father. Father has
- 17:41Speaker 9: been interfering with my telecommunications equipment, and I think it's
- 17:46Speaker 9: probably come from him.
- 17:48Speaker 3: So it's not a you era.
- 17:49Speaker 4: Well, shall we play it down to E Ray Ray
- 17:50Speaker 4: and you can tell us what was going on here?
- 17:53Speaker 6: Oh?
- 17:53Speaker 9: Okay? Oh dear, No, oh.
- 17:59Speaker 5: No, no, something going answer?
- 18:04Speaker 2: Do I want to know what is it safe for
- 18:07Speaker 2: this time on the radio.
- 18:09Speaker 1: No.
- 18:09Speaker 9: He was cleaning out the wardrobe and I came across
- 18:12Speaker 9: Meghan's guitar and so I said to her, here, what
- 18:15Speaker 9: I'll do is I'll play you a few notes. And
- 18:17Speaker 9: then he said, and I didn't realize he was actually
- 18:20Speaker 9: he was actually filming me, and I went, oh, no, photo.
- 18:28Speaker 3: It is concerning when your mother sends me a one
- 18:30Speaker 3: second message that just goes no o O ca't yet.
- 18:34Speaker 9: No, No, it was nothing. It's as he's been playing
- 18:37Speaker 9: around with my telephone. You see, because I've been I've
- 18:39Speaker 9: been practicing on the guitar, and I've found my great
- 18:43Speaker 9: grandfather's fears hat and then i found something else and
- 18:46Speaker 9: I'm trying all this stuff on and unbeknown to me,
- 18:48Speaker 9: he's doing a silent filming.
- 18:49Speaker 1: Ah.
- 18:50Speaker 3: She did send me a big possum jacket and wondered
- 18:53Speaker 3: if I wanted that, and I said I'd be canceled
- 18:55Speaker 3: if I was wearing fur.
- 18:57Speaker 9: I was a bit concerned because of the poss jacket
- 19:00Speaker 9: had the little possum face on it on the shoulder
- 19:06Speaker 9: and I got the two little teeth at the front
- 19:09Speaker 9: had gone all funny and and I'm sure you would
- 19:12Speaker 9: love it, but I can't find the possum.
- 19:14Speaker 2: He's gone on radio. She says, no. But after she's
- 19:17Speaker 2: out that, now you definitely want it, Megan, of.
- 19:19Speaker 4: You have still got the face on the shoulder the
- 19:22Speaker 4: left faces on them.
- 19:25Speaker 2: One of those saying the example used to hit one.
- 19:27Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, like that. I could say, I'll bring it
- 19:32Speaker 9: up for the boy.
- 19:34Speaker 3: I'll tell you I'll take it, John, I can have
- 19:36Speaker 3: a Maclamore moment.
- 19:38Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 19:38Speaker 16: Ok.
- 19:40Speaker 4: And now you're doing the very, the very parents thing.
- 19:43Speaker 4: My parents do the same whenever they come to visit.
- 19:45Speaker 4: Because you coming to visit, Megan, you clear out all
- 19:47Speaker 4: of our old stuff and then burden us with that.
- 19:50Speaker 4: Jenny Boyce does the same to Ben.
- 19:52Speaker 2: Yeah she does.
- 19:53Speaker 9: Yeah, I know what will happen. I'll bring it up
- 19:55Speaker 9: and when I've gone, I'll throw it in the bin.
- 19:57Speaker 2: Well that's why I said I didn't want any of it.
- 19:59Speaker 2: I said, I will just put it out and so
- 20:00Speaker 2: get rid of it.
- 20:01Speaker 5: And your mom said, oh no, you can't do that,
- 20:02Speaker 5: and put it back in her car and took her
- 20:04Speaker 5: back home.
- 20:04Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, well, she's on.
- 20:06Speaker 3: Her she's found certificates of me taking an English test.
- 20:09Speaker 3: I don't think I only got credit.
- 20:12Speaker 9: Like throw it out in the wool and yeah no, no,
- 20:18Speaker 9: don't do singing either.
- 20:20Speaker 4: This is a classic parent conversation too, when the other
- 20:24Speaker 4: parent joins in as well, my mom and dare do
- 20:26Speaker 4: that too.
- 20:26Speaker 9: Yeah, he's just coming and is interfering as my conversation.
- 20:29Speaker 2: Yeah, it's your moment.
- 20:30Speaker 4: Does and he does that to John and he's like,
- 20:32Speaker 4: it's mine on the phone and she's talking in the background.
- 20:35Speaker 3: Well it's missing in some weather chat.
- 20:36Speaker 9: Excuse me. We've got a beautiful day. Let me see
- 20:40Speaker 9: what the temperature is. Oh it's only seven.
- 20:42Speaker 2: Seven Jilly, Jilly and Nelson.
- 20:44Speaker 9: You definitely got to have your winter warm was on.
- 20:46Speaker 9: But it's a beautiful day, sunny.
- 20:49Speaker 3: Whenever you call someone from Nelson, there is like Sonny,
- 20:51Speaker 3: it's definitely funny. It's always capital.
- 20:53Speaker 2: It's right that we're very passionate about the son and Nelson.
- 20:56Speaker 9: Right, we had a horror of a foster this morning.
- 20:58Speaker 9: We had frost on their front lawn. So yeah, that
- 21:01Speaker 9: was a big cross.
- 21:04Speaker 4: Listen, safe travels and enjoy your time with the family
- 21:07Speaker 4: when you see them.
- 21:08Speaker 9: Okay, we'll do it. We might catch up.
- 21:10Speaker 2: Oh so good your mom? Was that your mam? Or
- 21:12Speaker 2: was that Tom Sainsbury putting on a character? I don't know.
- 21:14Speaker 5: The next Mike McRoberts is the very final day for
- 21:18Speaker 5: news Hub, the final bulletin for Mike Greg Roberts, the
- 21:20Speaker 5: legendary in news anchor, and he joins us to reflect
- 21:23Speaker 5: on over thirty years, it's pretty incredible.
- 21:25Speaker 1: Run next on the Hits, the Hits, the Jonaan Ben
- 21:28Speaker 1: podcast O Sex.
- 21:30Speaker 5: Teddy Swims feels like he's blown up over the last
- 21:32Speaker 5: couple of years. Amazing, amazing voice. He would just put
- 21:36Speaker 5: out covers and songs onto YouTube and now he has
- 21:39Speaker 5: taken over the world, it seems. Last night he played
- 21:42Speaker 5: in christ Church. Here's some audio, incredible voice. Say he's
- 21:50Speaker 5: got Auckland Saturday, he's got Wellington on Sunday. And he
- 21:53Speaker 5: joins us right now over zoom Teddy Swims, good morning.
- 21:57Speaker 2: Has it go good? How are you? Teddy?
- 21:59Speaker 1: All right?
- 22:00Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm really good man.
- 22:01Speaker 17: Happy to be back finally right.
- 22:04Speaker 4: How's chrissh?
- 22:05Speaker 2: It's treating you man?
- 22:06Speaker 17: Absolutely breath beautiful men. Little view from my hotel too,
- 22:11Speaker 17: is just so beautiful. I mean you could see the
- 22:13Speaker 17: little you could see you can see the city, but
- 22:15Speaker 17: you can also see the mountain behind it with the
- 22:17Speaker 17: snow caps on it. It was just absolutely gorgeous.
- 22:19Speaker 2: I'm so happy to be back. It's nice to have
- 22:21Speaker 2: you back.
- 22:21Speaker 5: Just a few years ago you were you were putting
- 22:23Speaker 5: out covers, amazing covers, and they blew up. It's pretty
- 22:27Speaker 5: amazing to look back just a few years and to
- 22:28Speaker 5: see what's happened over the last couple of years.
- 22:31Speaker 17: It's so remarkable.
- 22:32Speaker 4: Man.
- 22:32Speaker 17: I'm so grateful and lucky and blessed, and it's that's
- 22:36Speaker 17: so odd because of you know, because of you, man.
- 22:38Speaker 17: And it was so cool. You know, remember we did
- 22:40Speaker 17: the six sixty cover two and he just they recently.
- 22:43Speaker 17: I mean it was a couple of months ago now
- 22:45Speaker 17: had did a cover of Lose Control too, which was
- 22:46Speaker 17: so wild. He's like, you know, I did their cover
- 22:49Speaker 17: four or five years ago now and now they're doing mine.
- 22:51Speaker 2: It was so beautiful full circle.
- 22:53Speaker 5: Well, I know, Teddy Swim is not your real name,
- 22:55Speaker 5: and I wanted to pitch another name to you because
- 22:57Speaker 5: my wife big fan. It was probably six months ago.
- 22:59Speaker 5: Where you're around the car. She does the driving and
- 23:02Speaker 5: I get to choose the music. But I was like,
- 23:03Speaker 5: what do you want to listen to?
- 23:04Speaker 12: Her?
- 23:04Speaker 5: She said, Oh, that guy's got amazing voice. Tato's beard,
- 23:07Speaker 5: Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Fish. I think his name is so
- 23:10Speaker 5: what do you think of Jimmy Fish.
- 23:11Speaker 2: I love Jimmyish.
- 23:15Speaker 5: Now, I was like, Jimmy Fish, I think you mean
- 23:16Speaker 5: Tenny Swaps, But I love Jimmy.
- 23:19Speaker 4: Maybe that's what you can chick into hotels now, Jimmy Fish.
- 23:22Speaker 17: Yeah, Jimmy Fish is someone out Now I can't those
- 23:24Speaker 17: that you just gave it away.
- 23:26Speaker 5: Sorry, I was saying, I love Jimmy first, but Tenny
- 23:28Speaker 5: Slims is also really good as well.
- 23:30Speaker 2: Now, I love your tattoos.
- 23:31Speaker 5: And I was watching a video last night explaining some
- 23:33Speaker 5: of your tattoos, and you're like, my first tattoo I
- 23:35Speaker 5: got was a real douchebag tatto.
- 23:37Speaker 2: What was it?
- 23:38Speaker 17: Yeah, I got so I was sixteen, and it was
- 23:40Speaker 17: fright here in my arm. It said, uh, it was
- 23:42Speaker 17: a cross with my last name in one banner of
- 23:44Speaker 17: my real last name, Dimsdell and then established nineteen ninety two.
- 23:48Speaker 17: So yeah, I mean by the time I was eighteen,
- 23:51Speaker 17: I was like a completely different person, you know. And
- 23:53Speaker 17: so I I always tell people, don't let sixteen year
- 23:56Speaker 17: old get tattoos. You know, they're just they're just different
- 23:58Speaker 17: people by the time they're eighteen, you know, kids, it's
- 24:00Speaker 17: just too early to make a long life decision like that,
- 24:03Speaker 17: so that I've got to take tattoo advice from.
- 24:05Speaker 4: I see you got someone on your eye lids. Yeah,
- 24:08Speaker 4: it's sure are Oh my gosh, hell is that?
- 24:11Speaker 17: It's kind of like it doesn't hurt as bad as
- 24:13Speaker 17: you think, but it's just as a wild sensation.
- 24:15Speaker 4: You know.
- 24:15Speaker 17: The needles so small, so you kind of feel your
- 24:17Speaker 17: eyeball bouncing like with the needle.
- 24:19Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
- 24:20Speaker 17: It kind of like irritates it. You cry a little
- 24:21Speaker 17: bit underneath it.
- 24:23Speaker 3: It doesn't hurt.
- 24:23Speaker 2: It's just weird, you.
- 24:24Speaker 5: Know, because your music gets used in special occasions. People
- 24:27Speaker 5: use it for wedding songs and you know moments like that,
- 24:30Speaker 5: have you got your hit around?
- 24:31Speaker 2: How cool that is?
- 24:32Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 24:32Speaker 17: That is the most and the amount of times a
- 24:34Speaker 17: day I'll go through messages and be like, hey, could
- 24:36Speaker 17: you sing at our wedding in twenty twenty nine?
- 24:38Speaker 2: You know, like and I love. I love to be the.
- 24:42Speaker 17: Person that gets to be a part of somebody's huge
- 24:45Speaker 17: days and something that you know, because no matter what happens,
- 24:47Speaker 17: and no matter all the songs that ever come out
- 24:49Speaker 17: in the world, if you have a true love song
- 24:51Speaker 17: that was your first dance at your wedding. I will
- 24:53Speaker 17: always be a part of that beautiful moment thirty years
- 24:55Speaker 17: from now.
- 24:56Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you can just tell your appreciative of every
- 24:58Speaker 4: moment of your of your career too. But someone locking
- 25:01Speaker 4: in the wedding in twenty twenty nine, it's not like
- 25:03Speaker 4: you can say, oh, I've got something else on.
- 25:06Speaker 2: There's no smart player on them.
- 25:08Speaker 5: Yeah, too far away to know what you're doing. We
- 25:10Speaker 5: actually got a number of someone. Do you mind if
- 25:12Speaker 5: we call them right now in surprise them? Someone texts
- 25:13Speaker 5: in a while ago saying my wedding song was Teddy
- 25:16Speaker 5: Swim's version of a Shania Twain song that you do
- 25:19Speaker 5: still the one? Do you mind if we surprise them
- 25:20Speaker 5: with a quick call?
- 25:21Speaker 2: I would love that of course.
- 25:22Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 25:22Speaker 2: Her name, her name is Brittany.
- 25:24Speaker 4: She has no idea we're calling, and like being said,
- 25:26Speaker 4: she actually text into the studio just on an unrelated matter.
- 25:32Speaker 15: Hello Brittany speaking.
- 25:33Speaker 5: Hey Brittany, It's John. I've Ben and Meghan from the
- 25:35Speaker 5: Hats radio station.
- 25:36Speaker 2: How are you doing?
- 25:37Speaker 5: Hey?
- 25:37Speaker 9: Good?
- 25:37Speaker 8: Thank you.
- 25:38Speaker 2: Hey. We're just talking about our wedding song. So what
- 25:40Speaker 2: was the song for you? The special song.
- 25:42Speaker 8: We chose Titty Swims that you're still the one?
- 25:45Speaker 2: What do you love about that song?
- 25:46Speaker 8: Everything? Really? We loved it when it first came out,
- 25:49Speaker 8: but nothing beats Titty Swim's voice.
- 25:53Speaker 2: Pretty incredible. Actually, you're speaking of Teddy Swim's voice. Hey, Brittany,
- 25:57Speaker 2: what are you doing?
- 25:59Speaker 12: Oh my god?
- 26:00Speaker 1: Hey?
- 26:02Speaker 17: Yeah, they just said that's surprise and caller and I
- 26:04Speaker 17: just want to say thank you. It's such an honor
- 26:06Speaker 17: to be a part of a big day. And I hope,
- 26:07Speaker 17: I hope you're just absolutely crushing it in your marriage
- 26:10Speaker 17: and it's still as beautiful as it was it is.
- 26:12Speaker 8: And where is coming to see you today?
- 26:14Speaker 2: All right on? I can't wait to see you guys.
- 26:19Speaker 8: You you wouldn't mind doing that song?
- 26:21Speaker 13: Or maybe a little shout out?
- 26:22Speaker 17: Sure, well, look I'll write it down right now, Brittany
- 26:24Speaker 17: for Brittany Britney and Richard Ritchard.
- 26:27Speaker 5: All right, shout out still the wide all right? It
- 26:29Speaker 5: will get it tanned on if he forgets.
- 26:30Speaker 15: That amazing thing.
- 26:34Speaker 8: You guys so much.
- 26:35Speaker 5: Thank you to now I know why you hear your
- 26:37Speaker 5: break supporter of Read Nose Day. It is Read Those
- 26:39Speaker 5: Day in New Zealand.
- 26:40Speaker 17: Yeah, I'm super super excited we're going to do some
- 26:42Speaker 17: busking on Commercial Bay two five thirty this evening.
- 26:46Speaker 2: We're going to go over there.
- 26:47Speaker 17: Hopefully we can raise a little money and you know,
- 26:48Speaker 17: give some hugs and some kisses and you know, just
- 26:51Speaker 17: raise some money for the best cause in the world.
- 26:53Speaker 4: Well, we'll come down. I connect as I don't know
- 26:55Speaker 4: what your security teams like. I could be security of
- 26:57Speaker 4: of litting, the ancient art of sobbing. If anyone starts
- 27:00Speaker 4: attacking us, that kind of weirs them out and they stop.
- 27:02Speaker 2: Beating you up. Well I cannot wait.
- 27:04Speaker 17: Yeah, man, Tell everybody though, come on down there and
- 27:07Speaker 17: tell your mom and your dog, your next door neighbor.
- 27:08Speaker 17: We're gonna party.
- 27:09Speaker 2: We're gonna have a good singing Teddy, look after yourself.
- 27:11Speaker 4: We'll see you this afternoon downtown Auckland. TD Swims is
- 27:15Speaker 4: busking live for Red Nose Day around five thirty Commercial Bay.
- 27:19Speaker 4: Come wait to see your buddy in the flesh and
- 27:22Speaker 4: ever safe trip.
- 27:22Speaker 17: Hey key, wait to see you guys.
- 27:24Speaker 1: The hits that Jona wan Ben podcast.
- 27:26Speaker 5: He's in New Zealand. Played christ Juts last night. We
- 27:28Speaker 5: just spoke to him before ahead of his Auckland concerts
- 27:30Speaker 5: Saturday night. Wellington on Sunday and today if you're in
- 27:33Speaker 5: the O nine region you can catch him five thirty.
- 27:36Speaker 2: He's gonna be busking.
- 27:37Speaker 5: For free for Red Nose Day, which is a beautiful
- 27:39Speaker 5: thing he's doing playing a couple songs at Bredamart at
- 27:41Speaker 5: five thirty today.
- 27:42Speaker 4: If you don't tune up, you don't like children.
- 27:46Speaker 2: It's very cool.
- 27:47Speaker 4: Now.
- 27:47Speaker 5: We just actually had a really cool moment with Teddy
- 27:49Speaker 5: Swims as well. He's surprised that Brittany he's got a
- 27:52Speaker 5: He does a version of this Shannaia Twain song you
- 27:54Speaker 5: know London, And that was Brittany's winning song, the Teddy
- 27:59Speaker 5: Swims version of that. And we had Brittany be surprised
- 28:02Speaker 5: with Teddy Swims on a call.
- 28:04Speaker 2: Hey Brandy, what are you doing?
- 28:06Speaker 8: Oh my god?
- 28:07Speaker 17: Hey Yeah, they just said a surprise and color and
- 28:12Speaker 17: I just want to say thank you. It's such an
- 28:13Speaker 17: honor to be a party of Big Day. And I hope,
- 28:15Speaker 17: I hope you're just absolutely crushing it in your marriage
- 28:17Speaker 17: and it's still as beautiful as it was.
- 28:20Speaker 4: Lovely, lovely guy, Yeah, really, what was your winning song, Megan.
- 28:24Speaker 3: PEPs Mine was one Young and Beautiful.
- 28:34Speaker 16: The Dance of Atlanta, Raise Young and beautiful if you're
- 28:38Speaker 16: winning in a nightclub.
- 28:41Speaker 3: That's from The Great gats.
- 28:42Speaker 2: Well you still love me when I'm still young.
- 28:44Speaker 3: And beauty, Yeah, because he's young and un beautiful longer
- 28:47Speaker 3: young and beautiful.
- 28:47Speaker 5: Yeah, there's the only one in there is the the
- 28:51Speaker 5: Jervais remix of it.
- 28:53Speaker 2: Let's play the remix anyway, so we know what it
- 28:56Speaker 2: kind of sounds. Yeah, it kind of works.
- 29:00Speaker 3: We just danced down the aisle.
- 29:04Speaker 5: Yeah, it's always a bit choice of wedding songs. We
- 29:07Speaker 5: had a John Legend song and a Jack Johnson song
- 29:09Speaker 5: which was you know, was meaned a lot to us
- 29:11Speaker 5: in our relationship. But what happened because the people were
- 29:15Speaker 5: running We got married in Fiji and my wife Amanda
- 29:17Speaker 5: and getting ready they were running really late, and it
- 29:20Speaker 5: wasn't really her fault. They were just running behind the
- 29:22Speaker 5: people the sort of beauty salon. So we were waiting
- 29:25Speaker 5: for like forty five minutes. It was like forty five
- 29:27Speaker 5: minutes hot sun, waiting at this little chapel thing in Fiji,
- 29:30Speaker 5: and my I pad was was sort of playing music
- 29:33Speaker 5: is trying to keep everyone entertained my iPhone sorry, and
- 29:37Speaker 5: it was just on shuffle dangerous jos Amanda arrived in
- 29:41Speaker 5: said of John Legend, just by chance the song came on.
- 29:49Speaker 6: It was on.
- 29:49Speaker 2: I was like a man a look at me, like,
- 29:51Speaker 2: are you doing this is again? I'm not. I don't
- 29:55Speaker 2: have a lot of money, so.
- 29:57Speaker 4: Please tell me it was the unseasoned version there.
- 30:03Speaker 2: Would beans with nightmare. It's not. And she's like she's
- 30:07Speaker 2: a gold and she's not. So I found je Lana
- 30:10Speaker 2: race on on Apple Music.
- 30:12Speaker 4: Oh thanks, So she's gonna.
- 30:20Speaker 3: Make some voicelinder Ras is ten years younger than me.
- 30:22Speaker 3: Sot of felt fitting like I'm going to be older.
- 30:25Speaker 2: Brought that up once on the show.
- 30:26Speaker 3: I'm going to be a lot older than him. I'll
- 30:28Speaker 3: get Rinkley first.
- 30:29Speaker 2: What was so from your first window?
- 30:35Speaker 5: It was that nightclub version of that. It was doomed
- 30:38Speaker 5: from the gear girl, I can't remember that. This marriage
- 30:43Speaker 5: like a party. May want to know this morning and
- 30:46Speaker 5: is a Friday to the front Friday thak what's your
- 30:48Speaker 5: winning song? What don't it mean a lot to youll
- 30:49Speaker 5: find to help pizza for us are and the more.
- 30:51Speaker 2: The funny and the bitter.
- 30:52Speaker 5: But if it's heart felt and wholesome, we'd love to
- 30:55Speaker 5: take that as well.
- 30:56Speaker 2: We'd love to hear from you. You're winning song and
- 30:58Speaker 2: one hundred of the hats.
- 31:00Speaker 1: The hits that Jona and Ben podcast.
- 31:03Speaker 5: Megan, you talked about playing a young and beautiful not
- 31:07Speaker 5: this version.
- 31:08Speaker 4: We like this version, the depressing Lana del Ray one
- 31:12Speaker 4: a gorgeous song.
- 31:14Speaker 3: And you asked me what my song was for my
- 31:16Speaker 3: first wedding. I've been married twice. I don't remember, but
- 31:18Speaker 3: I do remember. We had like an inappropriate playlist playing
- 31:21Speaker 3: in the church before I arrived, so it was like
- 31:24Speaker 3: songs like you two still haven't found what I'm looking for?
- 31:27Speaker 3: I think ac DC Highway to Hell. And when I
- 31:30Speaker 3: arrived it was like the final countdown.
- 31:33Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 31:33Speaker 4: So yeah, by the end of the marriage, they really
- 31:35Speaker 4: hit different than Yeah.
- 31:37Speaker 2: You're like that's funny, and you're like, was.
- 31:38Speaker 3: It so.
- 31:46Speaker 2: Many calls the text of this one. Yeah, we'll get
- 31:48Speaker 2: Helen on from potty to or how are you hey?
- 31:52Speaker 8: Morning?
- 31:53Speaker 2: Lovely to have you on, Helen. What was it at
- 31:55Speaker 2: your wedding? Mate?
- 31:56Speaker 11: So I got a background. I was late and my
- 32:00Speaker 11: husband was in a success. This was three years ago,
- 32:03Speaker 11: and I played Meghan Klainer's dear future husband.
- 32:08Speaker 4: Walked down the Iron, but late to give him all
- 32:11Speaker 4: those messages.
- 32:14Speaker 11: What was funny was he couldn't hear it. All he
- 32:17Speaker 11: could see was everybody standing in the side of the
- 32:19Speaker 11: aisle cracking up, laughing. I couldn't work out why how
- 32:23Speaker 11: could he not hear I think nerves maybe, Oh yeah, he.
- 32:28Speaker 2: Was in his head.
- 32:29Speaker 4: And then you're saying your friend pulled a prank on
- 32:31Speaker 4: her partner.
- 32:32Speaker 11: Yes, So my friends got married and as they walked
- 32:36Speaker 11: down the aisle, the best man actually swapped out the
- 32:40Speaker 11: song to another one Bites of Dust.
- 32:44Speaker 4: Bless the best man material pregnant at.
- 32:50Speaker 11: The bride had a great sense of him, but otherwise
- 32:52Speaker 11: he was here.
- 32:54Speaker 4: That's great, but really appreciate you cool, Helen, Thank you
- 32:56Speaker 4: so much. Mine was Fleetwood Mac everywhere. I want to
- 32:59Speaker 4: be with you every weird now ironically afternoonly twenty years
- 33:02Speaker 4: of marriage. I don't think Gene wants to be with
- 33:04Speaker 4: you anywhere.
- 33:06Speaker 3: I don't want to be with you anywhere.
- 33:07Speaker 2: And I don't blame her. I'm a giant play in
- 33:09Speaker 2: the art. Rommy, how are you.
- 33:13Speaker 17: Good?
- 33:13Speaker 15: Gay? How you doing?
- 33:14Speaker 2: We're doing well. It's Friday, Canby bed on a Friday.
- 33:17Speaker 2: What was your what was your wedding.
- 33:18Speaker 15: Song rommyng Wish and I Twain Forever and Always. It's
- 33:24Speaker 15: a little bit cheesy, and she's not even our favorite
- 33:27Speaker 15: artist and just gone. So we all like, guess he's
- 33:29Speaker 15: the other wherever it is, we all get a little bit.
- 33:33Speaker 4: Yeah, apologies to train if she's listening there. Not our
- 33:35Speaker 4: favorite artist, a little bit cheesy, but we had to
- 33:37Speaker 4: choose something.
- 33:38Speaker 15: We love the some.
- 33:39Speaker 8: And then my father did.
- 33:41Speaker 15: We did Family Affair because he didn't want to dance
- 33:43Speaker 15: to a cheesy dad daughter song. And I just set
- 33:47Speaker 15: the turn to my daughter being born to Jimmy Hendrix.
- 33:49Speaker 15: Startag who's bud?
- 33:51Speaker 9: Oh?
- 33:51Speaker 2: There you go, fourth of July right now in America.
- 33:55Speaker 2: Very patriotic of you. I appreciate that. We'll get Megan.
- 33:58Speaker 2: How are you, Meghan? You're doing well?
- 34:00Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good, Thank you good.
- 34:02Speaker 2: Good to know all the Megans in our lives are
- 34:04Speaker 2: doing well. What was yours?
- 34:07Speaker 8: Mine was the greatest American hero the soul?
- 34:12Speaker 2: Is it the mouse?
- 34:12Speaker 4: Little Mouse?
- 34:13Speaker 2: No, that was like a superhero song. It's a hero show. Yeah,
- 34:19Speaker 2: it was one of the bubbling idiot from I remember,
- 34:21Speaker 2: but he was a superhero.
- 34:22Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 34:25Speaker 2: I think you're thinking of a yeah movie that the
- 34:27Speaker 2: best American twels. That's what I'm figure. That was a
- 34:30Speaker 2: great mouse America. Yeah, a little mouse that could yeah
- 34:35Speaker 2: chase his dreams what we're talking about right now. But
- 34:40Speaker 2: it's all agree. It was a great movie.
- 34:42Speaker 5: Hey, Chelsea Hand, last year you was comedian and the
- 34:44Speaker 5: country right now and she's joining us next.
- 34:47Speaker 2: She's pretty cool. Yeah.
- 34:49Speaker 4: And her relationship with Piers Morgan the talk show huh,
- 34:52Speaker 4: she hates him.
- 34:53Speaker 2: We'll get into the next it's a thirty one and
- 34:56Speaker 2: as the hats you got John O Ben.
- 34:58Speaker 1: The hits that jonaan Ben podcast at.
- 35:00Speaker 2: Chelsea Handler a very very funny US comedian.
- 35:03Speaker 5: She's in the country right now Auckland tonight at the
- 35:06Speaker 5: Town Hall and then Wellington on Saturday nights. Since James
- 35:08Speaker 5: saida the last tickets you can get available right now
- 35:10Speaker 5: for ticketmasting. You'll know from a chet show as well.
- 35:13Speaker 5: Chelsea Hanley at Chelsea Lately, which is on E for
- 35:16Speaker 5: a long period of time. She's very funny and Chelsea,
- 35:19Speaker 5: good morning and welcome, Good morning and welcome.
- 35:21Speaker 4: Thank you for having me.
- 35:23Speaker 5: To to have you here in New Zealand. We've talked
- 35:25Speaker 5: to you a couple of times over zoom but it's
- 35:27Speaker 5: nice to actually see it.
- 35:28Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know.
- 35:29Speaker 6: I love coming to different countries that are not my own.
- 35:32Speaker 4: One thing that makes us very happy is that the
- 35:34Speaker 4: weather's okay, cold, but we know you liket the snow,
- 35:36Speaker 4: but it's nice and clear skuys.
- 35:38Speaker 6: Yes, we went yesterday to Wahiki. We went to a
- 35:40Speaker 6: winery and we sat outside for four hours. They gave
- 35:43Speaker 6: me a blanket and we just looked at this. And
- 35:45Speaker 6: obviously we were drinking because we were out of winery,
- 35:49Speaker 6: which is another thing I never really do. I never
- 35:51Speaker 6: drink wine, so but I know if I'm in New Zealand,
- 35:53Speaker 6: you know you have to try the wine. So yeah,
- 35:56Speaker 6: it's nice to spend time here. I have like two
- 35:57Speaker 6: days of free time.
- 35:59Speaker 3: Do you give them?
- 35:59Speaker 2: Mind you and you'll roll in.
- 36:01Speaker 6: My role as a person, I got a nice balance
- 36:08Speaker 6: of free time and work time. I like to hit
- 36:10Speaker 6: it hard so that I can vacation hard.
- 36:11Speaker 2: Because last time you were here, you were put the
- 36:13Speaker 2: call out. You put a video out looking for a lover.
- 36:17Speaker 4: A lover.
- 36:17Speaker 6: I think I found one last time I was here. Yeah,
- 36:19Speaker 6: hopefully I don't see I don't run into him again.
- 36:22Speaker 2: I was with a love a lot there has he
- 36:24Speaker 2: got your number? Or you're like, no, we speak of this.
- 36:26Speaker 6: I mean, I just, yeah, I think everyone has my number.
- 36:29Speaker 6: I think it's pretty public because I got a lot
- 36:31Speaker 6: of incoming calls. I've stopped answering my phone because I
- 36:34Speaker 6: don't want to change my number. Yeah, I don't think
- 36:36Speaker 6: it's hard to get my number. If you're trying to
- 36:37Speaker 6: contact me, I think you could find it online probably.
- 36:42Speaker 6: I mean, I'm not encouraging that. And by the way,
- 36:44Speaker 6: like I said, I don't, I don't answer it. I
- 36:46Speaker 6: was almost cursed, and then I caught myself because I
- 36:48Speaker 6: know we're on radio, so you're welcome.
- 36:50Speaker 2: I would thank you someone like you would have multiple
- 36:52Speaker 2: phones on the go.
- 36:54Speaker 6: No, I'm pretty basic.
- 36:55Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 36:56Speaker 6: I don't have time for that. I'm not really, you know,
- 36:58Speaker 6: very good with technology. So I just, you know, if
- 37:00Speaker 6: I can answer the phone at all, that's going to
- 37:02Speaker 6: be a bonus.
- 37:03Speaker 3: What kind of so you've answered the phone to a
- 37:05Speaker 3: couple of whidos, Like, what kind of things do they say?
- 37:07Speaker 12: You want?
- 37:07Speaker 4: Money?
- 37:08Speaker 3: Is usually people?
- 37:09Speaker 6: Yeah, people are always If you look through my DMS,
- 37:12Speaker 6: it's like, you know, my dog has some disease and
- 37:17Speaker 6: you're you're my last hope, and you want to help
- 37:21Speaker 6: these people. And in the beginning of my career, I
- 37:23Speaker 6: would I would give money to stranger and then someone
- 37:26Speaker 6: tried to assue me for giving them money. So I
- 37:29Speaker 6: was I was advised by my business managers. Never, yes,
- 37:32Speaker 6: I gave somebody money to get their teeth fixed, because
- 37:34Speaker 6: I made a joke about people who don't have teeth
- 37:37Speaker 6: in the South. And there was a Southern woman and
- 37:39Speaker 6: she said, you know, not everybody can afford teeth, and
- 37:41Speaker 6: I was.
- 37:42Speaker 4: Like, well, I'll buy you teeth.
- 37:42Speaker 6: Okay, you're right, not everybody can afford And so it
- 37:45Speaker 6: was like ten or fifteen thousand dollars to get this
- 37:47Speaker 6: woman a full set of teeth, and then she didn't
- 37:49Speaker 6: like them and wanted another set of teeth.
- 37:51Speaker 2: Oh God.
- 37:52Speaker 6: And then my lawyers are like, please stop responding to people.
- 37:55Speaker 6: You can't buy people teeth. I was like, message received
- 38:00Speaker 6: and clear.
- 38:00Speaker 2: I love the goal of it too. They don't suit
- 38:03Speaker 2: my mouth.
- 38:03Speaker 6: I was like, yeah, exactly. She was like I got
- 38:05Speaker 6: her tea. It's like she wanted to return the teeth,
- 38:08Speaker 6: So I mean, you really can't.
- 38:10Speaker 3: You can't.
- 38:11Speaker 6: You can't try before you buy no, no, Now, I
- 38:15Speaker 6: just don't open my DMS. It's like, because you do
- 38:17Speaker 6: feel sympathy for people, you want to help people, but
- 38:19Speaker 6: you can't help everybody, and who knows what these people
- 38:22Speaker 6: are up to?
- 38:22Speaker 4: So Bet, I think that's why people are drawn to you,
- 38:24Speaker 4: because you're such a genuine person. And I feel like
- 38:27Speaker 4: what you see is what you get with you. And
- 38:29Speaker 4: there's at one moment that I'd love to love to
- 38:30Speaker 4: play with you. It's one of my favorite moments that you.
- 38:33Speaker 2: And Piers Morgan.
- 38:35Speaker 4: So Piers Morgan's interviewing you and then jouring the air break,
- 38:38Speaker 4: he's on his phone or something.
- 38:40Speaker 6: I mean, you can't even pay attention for sixty seconds.
- 38:43Speaker 6: You're a terrible interviewer.
- 38:44Speaker 2: Well, you just weren't keeping my attention.
- 38:46Speaker 6: That's my problem, your problem.
- 38:48Speaker 3: This is your show.
- 38:49Speaker 6: You have to pay attention to the guests that you
- 38:51Speaker 6: invaded on your show. Interesting enough, Yeah, they listen. It
- 38:54Speaker 6: doesn't matter how interesting I am. You signed up for
- 38:56Speaker 6: this show. That's why the job is coming to it. Yeah,
- 39:00Speaker 6: he's terrible. He's he's the worst interviewer.
- 39:04Speaker 2: Of all time. Well, I wanted to know what was
- 39:05Speaker 2: he looking at on his phone?
- 39:06Speaker 6: Who knows probably born so annoying.
- 39:11Speaker 3: I know, I'm pre so many time.
- 39:12Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 39:13Speaker 6: I'm pretty proud of that clip. When I watch it,
- 39:15Speaker 6: I was like, I mean, I laugh, like, oh my god,
- 39:18Speaker 6: that's so funny that I said that. I must have
- 39:19Speaker 6: been really tired that day and had no you know,
- 39:23Speaker 6: I can't curse, but you know, know what's left in me.
- 39:26Speaker 3: But more than that, it's like you up against a
- 39:28Speaker 3: bully and in that situation, most of the time we
- 39:31Speaker 3: know what we want to say, but nothing comes out eloquently.
- 39:34Speaker 3: You were so calm and you're just like calling him out.
- 39:37Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 39:38Speaker 6: Yeah, it was an out of body experience because at
- 39:42Speaker 6: some point is it awkward afterwards? Oh yeah yeah, I
- 39:45Speaker 6: mean yeah he hates me. I mean I welcome that,
- 39:50Speaker 6: but yeah, after the interview, he's like, wow, you really
- 39:53Speaker 6: did it. I'm like, you're you know, I kept going.
- 39:55Speaker 6: I was like, I could have recorded that too, yelling
- 39:58Speaker 6: at him as I'm leaving a student.
- 40:00Speaker 5: Chelsea Handler here, she's performing in Auckland and also Wellington.
- 40:03Speaker 5: You've been to New Zealand a couple of times. I
- 40:05Speaker 5: wanted to play a quick game with you. I've got
- 40:07Speaker 5: some New Zealand things in my.
- 40:08Speaker 2: Bed, okay, and I want to see if you can
- 40:15Speaker 2: guess what they are from the name of it. We'll
- 40:17Speaker 2: do that next. That is the hurts you got Jonathan.
- 40:19Speaker 1: Ben, The hits that jan Ben podcast.
- 40:22Speaker 2: Trust for All on your Friday morning.
- 40:25Speaker 5: Chelsea Handler in the country right now playing Auckland, Tonight
- 40:28Speaker 5: and Wellington on Saturday night.
- 40:30Speaker 2: She's with us in the studio. Thanks hanging out. Chelsea.
- 40:32Speaker 5: Wanted to play a quick game with you. I've got
- 40:34Speaker 5: some New Zealand things in my bed. Okay, I'll say
- 40:36Speaker 5: what what the name of it is. If you guess
- 40:38Speaker 5: what it does, you get to keep it.
- 40:39Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, Okay.
- 40:46Speaker 3: To be honest, he's so.
- 40:47Speaker 2: Nice, he's going to give you. Okay, hokey pokey.
- 40:52Speaker 6: Hokey. No, I don't know what that is.
- 40:54Speaker 2: You got to have a stab it, okay.
- 40:55Speaker 6: Hokey pokey is like a snack, like something something you eat.
- 40:59Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, that's ice cream here.
- 41:02Speaker 6: Perfect. I can travel back.
- 41:03Speaker 2: With that like a burden of a gift to give
- 41:06Speaker 2: you ice cream. Okay. Ginger nuts.
- 41:09Speaker 6: Ginger nuts are nuts that you eat that tastes like ginger.
- 41:14Speaker 2: Well, yeah, they're not quite nuts. They biscuits.
- 41:16Speaker 3: Okay, that's a legit.
- 41:20Speaker 2: So you kind of yeah, i'll give you. I'll give
- 41:21Speaker 2: you that one.
- 41:22Speaker 4: A bit of a warning about those, Chelsea. You do
- 41:24Speaker 4: need to dip them in moisture because they are like rocks.
- 41:26Speaker 4: You would accept it, buy yourself new teeth if you Okay.
- 41:29Speaker 6: So you have to dip the nuts and moisture.
- 41:32Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like there's a lot of sex.
- 41:36Speaker 6: Yeah, where we're going?
- 41:41Speaker 2: Okay, pineapple lumps.
- 41:43Speaker 6: Pineapple lumps. Those are tennis balls.
- 41:48Speaker 5: They were also again we're going, we've gone down the
- 41:50Speaker 5: food rope. Chocolate pineapple quite nice.
- 41:54Speaker 6: Oh, I had a chocolate fish earlier today.
- 41:56Speaker 2: Do you know about those? Yeah?
- 41:58Speaker 6: Is that one of the New Zealand?
- 42:00Speaker 15: Yeah?
- 42:01Speaker 6: Okay, I never had never heard of a chocolate fish.
- 42:04Speaker 6: It was scary when I first heard about it. Where's
- 42:08Speaker 6: the chocolate?
- 42:09Speaker 2: We've got Chelsea, Chelsea white sugar, a cocaine? It was okay,
- 42:16Speaker 2: but it's five what happens? Five hundred grams of Chelsea
- 42:20Speaker 2: white sugar. And finally saying, if we said up the wars,
- 42:23Speaker 2: what do you think that would be? Up the wis
- 42:29Speaker 2: very leading?
- 42:30Speaker 6: Can you use it in a sentence?
- 42:32Speaker 5: You'd say it more support. Like if you went on
- 42:34Speaker 5: stage tonight, Auckland and you went up the Wars, you'll get.
- 42:36Speaker 6: A great cheer because we're going to have a fun
- 42:39Speaker 6: night time.
- 42:41Speaker 2: This team called the Warriors. There are league teams. We've
- 42:43Speaker 2: got a top for you here for the Warriors.
- 42:44Speaker 6: Okay, so I don't know anything's what we're trying to
- 42:47Speaker 6: teach you. Well, thank you.
- 42:49Speaker 2: We got the Warriors league team, and everyone says, up.
- 42:50Speaker 6: The should I wear that on stage?
- 42:54Speaker 2: Come out on stage? You say up the Wars. They
- 42:56Speaker 2: would bring the house.
- 42:58Speaker 3: One league team. That's it everyone?
- 43:02Speaker 5: Yeah good, yeah good yeah, but a lot of patient
- 43:04Speaker 5: support and that was short for Warriors.
- 43:06Speaker 2: I guess that these Okay, all right, we're not making you.
- 43:14Speaker 3: Imagine.
- 43:18Speaker 2: They told me, they told me, they told me to
- 43:20Speaker 2: say show listen, Chelsea. This has been and absolutely pleasure
- 43:26Speaker 2: to hang out with you.
- 43:27Speaker 6: You thanks for having me.
- 43:28Speaker 3: Guys and women, thank you the token chck you know
- 43:32Speaker 3: how yeah yeah, I know, I know.
- 43:34Speaker 2: Okay.
- 43:38Speaker 6: Isn't it funny how men get an attitude a minute
- 43:40Speaker 6: you say you're a joke?
- 43:42Speaker 9: What what?
- 43:43Speaker 2: What is not to women?
- 43:45Speaker 1: Here?
- 43:45Speaker 2: Is there? There is now the numbers?
- 43:48Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 43:48Speaker 6: You guys, get out of.
- 43:49Speaker 2: Here, Wellington. I'm going, I'm going, Okay.
- 43:53Speaker 6: I just need a straw for that white sugar. I'll
- 43:55Speaker 6: be I'll be back next time.
- 43:56Speaker 1: Guys, thank you the hits that jan Bean Pop cost