Latest / DiceSized / Wish Hunter #17: Bottled Up
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- 0:12Welcome to Dice Sized and welcome back to Wish Hunter.
- 0:16This is D&D audio adventure podcast where we talk bite
- 0:18sized, dice rolled, twice told stories.
- 0:20This is me, your DM and friend Robert Whitehead.
- 0:22And with me, as always is my lovely table of friends and
- 0:24family. Here we of course have my
- 0:25brother G. Hey, it's G playing me and.
- 0:29Parable Best little guy you ever met?
- 0:31He is honestly. But before we get to that, we of
- 0:34course have to give the rest of the table Maya.
- 0:36Hey it's Maya, you can call me Maya.
- 0:37Zen just re encountered her long lost friends and if you wanted
- 0:42to know what happens, good luck because there's a pirate here
- 0:45now so you're going to have to wait till whenever the fuck.
- 0:49We will figure out just how much time you guys have to recoup
- 0:52before that happens, I think. But before we get to the story,
- 0:55we have to get to the person who is the center of my story, my
- 0:59lovely wife, Savannah. Seth here.
- 1:00Did you use that one already? I don't know, probably I'm gonna
- 1:03start running out of them for sure.
- 1:05Run it back in the comments. I'm playing Cassie in this
- 1:07episode and most episodes, much like how she experienced new
- 1:12friendship for the first time over the last couple of days.
- 1:14Is this the first time she's experiencing friendship
- 1:17jealousy? Is it?
- 1:20You have other friends? Apparently.
- 1:24We did season reunite with long estranged childhood friends Igor
- 1:29and S, and we didn't get too much of a chance to cut back.
- 1:33We did cut back to Parable clicking his pen and Cassie
- 1:36telling off her dad again. Someone's got to a.
- 1:40Lot of loose threads to wrap up there for sure.
- 1:43Parable. Here's 1-2.
- 1:45Where is that beautiful voice coming?
- 1:49He could. He be another bottom running
- 1:50bro. How many more bottom buttons do
- 1:53I? Have got to catch them all, he.
- 1:55Counts with such. Will there's enough buttons on
- 1:57this shirt for everyone? Let's hear a growl.
- 2:02Oh God, I shouldn't have said it shouldn't have said that.
- 2:04We're definitely oh you. Got to leave it in.
- 2:06I tried to do it like parable and it came off way too
- 2:08authentic. Yeah.
- 2:09Yeah, it reminds me. Of that Harry Potter scene of
- 2:11ROM. Tiger am I?
- 2:14Flushing right now. Why am I blushing?
- 2:16Anyways, without further ado, let's get to a recap Y'all.
- 2:22Last time our heroes continued their struggle against the end
- 2:24of the world, Cassie called starry lightning down upon the
- 2:28alien Solari while they celebrated their capture of a
- 2:30living wish. Cassie and Saphandra became a
- 2:33crackling ribbon of light, fluctuating in size and color,
- 2:36and shot forward to strike down upon the star colors.
- 2:39Though Cassie struck fear into the star color cultists,
- 2:42Saphandra took a terrible slash to the underbelly.
- 2:44But Cassie wasn't done yet, Starlight stepping to save the
- 2:47little wish lane that have been freed by the blast before
- 2:49returning to dragon back. Parable released the elemental
- 2:52and primal spirits that dwell within him to shroud himself and
- 2:56invoked his breath into a blade of primordial energy, bringing
- 2:59his silvery might down upon Alita Dario, sycophant of the
- 3:02light and lead cultists of the Aylin Solari who blocked
- 3:06parables onslaught of primordial power with the bodies of her
- 3:08acolytes. Alita eyes filled with void held
- 3:12both Parable and Glimmer in place with a gravity collapse
- 3:15and distortion of the light. With that Glimmers morale took a
- 3:18major hit. Zen set her eyes upon Pulsar
- 3:21Zen, the Star Watch Sage, who called Cassie her friend 1/2 wit
- 3:25half elf and forced him to swallow those words with twin
- 3:28shots of Eldridge Force with the Kuma and Gloom to take advantage
- 3:31of the opening. Pulsar Zen was soon wheezing
- 3:33from punctured lungs and diaphragm, as in forced him to
- 3:36say it, Pull wit half elf God, Pull wit half elf God and soon
- 3:43passed out with a chaotic broken sky above and a lull below.
- 3:47Cassie turned to her father just as Claude spoke the words.
- 3:51I'm sorry. More out of habit and manners
- 3:54than any sort of true recognition of the neglect she'd
- 3:57felt from him. Even he seemed confused at the
- 3:59feeling of hypocrisy that sprung up inside of him.
- 4:02Cassie helped him to understand that feeling.
- 4:05I don't need a sorry now. I need one then it's too late
- 4:08now. Cassie's words settled within
- 4:11Claude like ripples in a pond, and just before Cassie
- 4:15disappeared, she heard a question at her back.
- 4:17Did you get my letters? Without turning back, Cassie and
- 4:20Safandria flew off and into the flutter of wish forged
- 4:23butterflies. Claude followed as best he
- 4:26could, just as he always had with a cantrip of dancing
- 4:29lights. Meanwhile, Igor and Esther tried
- 4:32to come to terms with the sight before them.
- 4:34Zin, blazing with unholy flame, but alive.
- 4:38Esther couldn't face it at first, but Igor had to see if it
- 4:42was truly Zen. In that moment, Igor spotted the
- 4:44weapon that Alita held in her hands.
- 4:46A dying star captured in glass, meant to be used as an absolute
- 4:50last resort. There's some means of magic and
- 4:52faith. The luck blade once more found
- 4:55Igor's hand. As he raised the familiar blade,
- 4:57Igor gave a mighty throw back. Flipping with the momentum,
- 5:02Esther dashed in and wrestled the Star in Glass device away
- 5:05from Alita. Just before she was able to
- 5:07crush and activate the collapsing void with purposeful
- 5:10steps, Igor and Esther defected. Walking to the edge of the
- 5:14valleys domain, they saw the sea of astral waters that now
- 5:17pressed against the boundary of the domain.
- 5:20Knowing it was right to do, Igor threw the dying star into the
- 5:23Astro void just as he and Esther heard a voice behind them.
- 5:28With a classic level of banter and confusion, Zinn said hello
- 5:32to her 2 long lost friends. It was in that moment that the
- 5:36star in glass shattered and the astral tide and dispersed enough
- 5:41of the shifting sea to spot something zooming toward them
- 5:45through the blast. A ship of rough wood with
- 5:48tattered purple sails that bare the emblem of a bottle in the
- 5:52midst of breaking. And with that, Bush Beard
- 5:55announced himself and his vessel, the Bottle Breaker Gear
- 5:59to claim these lands once more. We rejoin our heroes now as the
- 6:03sky is still falling. Zen's childhood friends Igor and
- 6:06Esther have reunited with her, Cassie has been unwillingly
- 6:09reunited with her father, and a pirate named Wishbeard and his
- 6:12crew aboard the Bottle Breaker grow ever nearer as a rush of
- 6:16astral waters, largely Violet and silver in color, push in and
- 6:20remove Wishbeard and his vessel from view.
- 6:22Give me your survival check. I think everyone with
- 6:25disadvantage except for Cassie. And parable.
- 6:29Sure, I will say parable, too. That worked.
- 6:31You know what? Yeah.
- 6:31You made me think about it again.
- 6:32All right, I'm taking into account how much your innate
- 6:36magical senses would help you to discern how far away Wish Beard
- 6:39is. At 20.
- 6:40He fought for flat and that's a good flat. 13 for Cassie. 6 for
- 6:45Zen. 6 unfortunately is not enough to to get the the gist,
- 6:49but 13 is absolutely enough to get the gist, which is that the
- 6:52astral Sea is largely variable and how long something takes to
- 6:56get somewhere. There are consistencies amongst
- 6:59things that travel through it, but it's based on how
- 7:02intelligent and how willful or mindful that target can be.
- 7:08Just from stories that your mom had told you, or maybe almost
- 7:11something innately deep within you, inside of that astral elf
- 7:15part of you, Cassie, you feel with the tides as they are.
- 7:18You have a bit of time before Wish Beard gets here.
- 7:21How much is a bit. Maybe parable can tell.
- 7:23That might be affected as you're thinking of it with a 13 by a
- 7:27couple of things, primarily their speed, which you clocked.
- 7:30What you can't know for certain is once they grow closer and
- 7:33start hitting like the boundary field, if they'll be pushed back
- 7:36or delayed by any of your effects.
- 7:38So as we shift over to parable you with that Nat 20 make
- 7:44soulful eye contact with another noble Jin.
- 7:49You see Wishbeard to be another Demi Jin noble blooded to be
- 7:54clear, not like a tem who is a grand Jin of creation, but one
- 7:59who shares that essence. And as you clock him, you one
- 8:04know that your domain effects you can feel within the magic
- 8:08that because he doesn't have the permission to pass through the
- 8:11boundary, your guys's effects of fire shield and slow and
- 8:14reincarnation would all do something to push him back or
- 8:19delay him, but you feel no hostility from him.
- 8:23Parable, despite everything going around him, is going to
- 8:26remember books of sand and boats and ships that sailed on them,
- 8:32and stars and sailing through those cosmic waves.
- 8:37And he's going to remember something he used to think all
- 8:41the time and not say out loud. And I'm not going to say that,
- 8:46Parable says. I wish I was a pirate.
- 8:50He thinks it real hard. He.
- 8:51Thinks it real hard and says I always wanted to be a pirate.
- 8:56Is quivering, ready to meet whoever the hell is on that
- 8:59boat. Are we going to heal parables in
- 9:00our child meds? Just before the actual waters
- 9:04fully converge and close you here within your mind.
- 9:08Ah, new to the blood I see. Is this Mr. Pirate, Sir?
- 9:15Static starts to fill the voice as he says that will be a wish
- 9:19beer to you and nothing else. Weird to yell in my own head.
- 9:24And you cut out as the astral Sea converges back in and cuts
- 9:28them fully from view. You can also work out that
- 9:31there's almost half a day before he could even get close.
- 9:35It's without like rolling for things like you'd have to roll
- 9:38against the slow effect of your domain boundary and the fire
- 9:41shield would hurt unless you guys allow passage, but you have
- 9:45half a day to decide that. Yeah, I think Parable excitably
- 9:49looks down because he remembers, Oh, I that Slow acted really
- 9:53weird when that when that happened.
- 9:54I'm still new to these powers. And he takes Brick out and he
- 9:57tries to track how far. It's actually really starting to
- 10:01struggle because you would no longer have a globe of Brick is
- 10:05the lines apart are breaking into fragmented pieces.
- 10:07And so Brick is struggling to track that as best he can.
- 10:10And it it comes more so with like an inability to look at the
- 10:13hole. You have to do a lot of Rubik's
- 10:15cubing to get to a point where you're able to see just one side
- 10:19of the domain. You can't even get a 360 view of
- 10:22the valley right now because it's just so brand new, but
- 10:26Brick is starting to map it out. Yeah, I kind of imagined it like
- 10:29only one, where all the panels would like rise and float and
- 10:32swirl. Once I got it right, only one
- 10:33kind of popped up. Shaken.
- 10:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. And bricks like let's do it.
- 10:39Doing his best to hold it up. As Bricks struggles to map this
- 10:42out, I think you guys have a general idea of when he will
- 10:44arrive, and I'll even give you like a forewarning so that you
- 10:46guys can prepare for it. But for now, you guys have a lot
- 10:48of loose threads as Igor and Esther off to one side and
- 10:51Cassie and her father and Saphandrea and group are off to
- 10:54the other. I think Cassie to be crystal
- 10:56clear and to be able to share this information with others
- 10:59would probably ask Parable since it seems like he has a better
- 11:03grasp on the ship incoming. Like, are you sensing danger?
- 11:08What? Oh oh sorry guys, the the
- 11:10pirates are coming. Have you ever met a pirate?
- 11:12No, I can't say I've ever met. Dragon rioters are one thing,
- 11:15but pirates? There's so many books about
- 11:17them. Have you?
- 11:18Have you read all the books about pirates?
- 11:19No, just the space books. They're space pirates.
- 11:24What's a pirate parable? They don't.
- 11:26They don't take shit from anybody.
- 11:28No one can hold them down, no one can bind them.
- 11:30They're free to do anything they want, take whatever they want.
- 11:33Oh, the pirates are awesome. But are they nice?
- 11:36Do we need to get ready for a fight?
- 11:38I'm sure there's nice pirates. All the pirates that I actually,
- 11:41now that I think about it, all the pirates that I did read
- 11:43about in the books were. Give me a history check if you
- 11:45guys want to see if you know anything about the pirate coming
- 11:48your way. And I'll say right now, Raya and
- 11:51Saphandria and Gloom and Glimmer are doing a lot to make the
- 11:54Living Wish lanes feel comfortable as they've all kind
- 11:56of gathered kind of like a little bits of light that
- 11:58imitates the objects and feelings around them.
- 12:01What are those history checks? A 24 Whoa.
- 12:04Which is like yay Zin but also like what bullshit did her
- 12:09community tell her? 24 On what history, though?
- 12:13Cassie just says what's a pirate but I rolled in at 20s.
- 12:16Oh my. Right.
- 12:17There with his hand for like Oh yeah, the serial.
- 12:23This actually makes perfect sense.
- 12:25This makes perfect sense. We will get to that Nat 20 and
- 12:27Cassie. We're going to start, as I like
- 12:29to do, with the the lower role of the 24, which is insane.
- 12:33Terrible got a 19. Oh my God.
- 12:35OK, so you you also get this, but not the religious version of
- 12:38this parable so you can discern yourself.
- 12:40But Zen, you've heard of spell beard, never wish beard.
- 12:45But you've heard of a pirate, a legendary pirate captain.
- 12:49And pirate is synonymous with you, with criminal and exile.
- 12:52And you know, it all just slots into that bucket that isn't
- 12:55follower of the light. But you've heard of Spellbeard.
- 12:58And these were in the older, older stories that came
- 13:01supposedly from before the great wishing You guys did have a
- 13:05small amount of knowledge, ancient knowledge that you guys
- 13:09had just little bits of. And one of those was like the
- 13:12storied piracy of an individual called Spellbeard who would raid
- 13:18a place for its magical energy. And it said that early on, when
- 13:21Domi was a little bit more newborn as a community, that
- 13:26they face Raiders of a similar kind, one who would come and
- 13:30raid and pillage them for their energy that they were using to
- 13:33hold off the energy of the great wishing.
- 13:36And so it's it's, it's, it was almost used as like a look at
- 13:40how terrible humanity was before the light came to teach us our
- 13:45new ways. And then the great wishing
- 13:47happened and people still did it.
- 13:50They still pirated. They just did it on land,
- 13:53striking into others domains and taking their power.
- 13:56Though it may be just not as associated with water, but more
- 13:59with just like pure thief, pure thievery and pure as close to a
- 14:03well wisher as you could get. Yeah, I think Zen, I mean having
- 14:06just like had Eager and Esther like turn around like looking
- 14:10and then she's not like looking behind them and just says
- 14:13Spellbeard. So a mighty reputation.
- 14:18And Cassie, with your natural 20, this makes perfect sense why
- 14:21you wouldn't pattern this as piracy.
- 14:24Because yeah, maybe you've read stories and that word just
- 14:27didn't click exactly, but your mom always talked about it as
- 14:29saline. So wholesome.
- 14:32And her comrades as sailors or at times privateers.
- 14:37Never. Ever pirate and as that clicks
- 14:42in your adult mind, something in your heart just kind of knows
- 14:46with that natural 20 that your your mom had.
- 14:49She was a liberal. She she had a she probably had a
- 14:52bit of a wild child to pass before ever settling down in the
- 14:56lands apart. And it probably came in a form
- 14:59like the one that you are seeing ahead of you.
- 15:02Flying high on the high tides of the Astral Sea and living life
- 15:06by the rough wood of the ship needs you.
- 15:08What a bad ass. Well, I suppose then instead of
- 15:12upon asking Parable what a pirate is and sort of connecting
- 15:15the dots that he's pointing at these people, I might say those
- 15:18are sailors, not pirates, what's a pirate?
- 15:20And just sort of correct that. You know privateers, you know
- 15:23the they're all over. Yeah, but what language is that?
- 15:26Pirates. I've never heard that word.
- 15:28I think they associate with the same words.
- 15:31I mean, in the books that I read, there were good pirates,
- 15:33there were bad pirates, there were privateers.
- 15:35They were. They were all types of different
- 15:37things, but mainly they were free.
- 15:38All the stories I've heard of privateers and sailors, they
- 15:41were all good and fun and wonderful.
- 15:43I mean, there were some bad ones.
- 15:45This is news to me, but you'll learn something new every day, I
- 15:48suppose. As you guys chat about these
- 15:51pirates coming in, we have Parable and Cassie kind of off
- 15:55to one side of the western flank of this valley right now, and
- 15:59Zen, Esther and Igor still off to the side.
- 16:02Have you guys continued that reunion?
- 16:04I would say probably we haven't moved from the edge of the what
- 16:09maybe was a bluff, so just the edge of the floating thing that
- 16:14we're on. Perfect.
- 16:14So this is a conversation amongst you, Igor and Esther
- 16:17about Spellbeard. And like all that crazy, I.
- 16:20Can't hear what they're talking about.
- 16:22As Cassie and we will discuss, pirates and privateers,
- 16:25Saphandria and RYA, at that point come on over and say, are
- 16:30we in danger? RYA pipes in.
- 16:32Or do we have time to take care of the wishlanes?
- 16:35They're like moving in kind of unison as they're both dropping
- 16:38into their natural roles as caretakers for these newborn
- 16:41wishlanes. I think his name, if he was
- 16:45being honest, is Wishbeard and he seems like a fantastic guy.
- 16:51Which one are you looking at? You're giving me such intense
- 16:54eye contact. I need to know if you're looking
- 16:56at Raya or Savandria. I'm honestly darting back and
- 17:00forth between like parables. I think pirates and pirates
- 17:04stories were his first imagination escape when he was
- 17:08in the book. Well, and he's like almost has
- 17:11the battle behind him and forgetting about everything
- 17:13around him. So excited for this.
- 17:14But he does say I I think we have to wait at least like, you
- 17:18know, a few hours, if not more. It might be a whole half a day.
- 17:22Ryan, I think, chimes in and says like, as if out of
- 17:25instinct, Bad breath, but he's a good guy.
- 17:27I mean anyways. You know him.
- 17:30No, it's just one of those, one of those weird feelings, Mr.
- 17:33Fondre says. So half a day.
- 17:35OK, we'll take care of the wishlinks then.
- 17:37Well. Did my mom know him?
- 17:40Raya takes a second, gathers herself and tries to do that
- 17:44thing where you just concentrate and hope to remember.
- 17:46And I will give it a roll here. Do they still look like Soraya?
- 17:50Yes, yes, she still looks like more like Soraya.
- 17:52And Claude is just over to the side, one hit point and having
- 17:55been talked down, he is really waiting his turn.
- 17:58Good boy. As he knows, Cassie has not read
- 18:00his letters. But with the 17, Raya will
- 18:03definitely gather herself enough to recall that.
- 18:06Yeah. And Oh my gosh, I wish I could
- 18:08just. I I'm not going to be able to
- 18:10hold them, but so many stories, so many.
- 18:12Good ones. Good ones, good ones.
- 18:14Here, take Brick. He like it's been working better
- 18:18this way. I just like smack the piece that
- 18:20was flowing. Into him.
- 18:21Whack them all. I like really twist him hard and
- 18:24then I smack. Him one more.
- 18:25Time he's in witness mode. Oh poor guy.
- 18:30And places her hand, hoping to capture a little bit more of
- 18:32these memories that flood through.
- 18:34And I will give this another roll here.
- 18:36I think it specifically says like a small passing memory.
- 18:39I think with a 15 you capture 1 memory in crystal clear clarity,
- 18:44which is of Soraya and the moment that she fell in love
- 18:47with sailing and the moment that she fell in love with the astral
- 18:50sea because up until that point she travelled of her own accord.
- 18:53Until you have this memory of her on a ship feeling what it's
- 18:57like to you have the word in your mind now, as Raya says,
- 19:01spell jam. It's I don't think it would work
- 19:04like that. Now something tells me we have
- 19:07something denser around us than just astral waters.
- 19:10But and you catch one other. Again, this is a little bit more
- 19:14of a scattered memory, but this one is of your mother diving off
- 19:18the edge of the ship and floating through the waters and
- 19:21Starlight, stepping throughout and looking for denser patches
- 19:24of astral sea where she could like bound off of and play with
- 19:28the the planes of gravity that would mix and match around.
- 19:32It cuts out way too quickly, but it clicks.
- 19:35As Raya says it, the astral waters around you are like
- 19:38they're primordially dense. She's my shooting star.
- 19:43She is and has been many a time, I'm sure.
- 19:47What a special memory to have captured.
- 19:50I like because of who Raya is. Instead of you having to touch
- 19:53brick at all, it almost just as they touch it, IT projects
- 19:56through brick into you. Thanks.
- 19:58Brick. As you have those memories from
- 20:03Raya through Brick to you, is there anything that you want to
- 20:07follow up with any of the stuff that we have going on here?
- 20:10We've got a lot of loose threads, but sounds like you
- 20:13guys have a decent handle on what's coming.
- 20:16We should probably all get together, regroup.
- 20:18Awesome. So you guys go and move to
- 20:20reunite with Zen or Zen? Do you think you come back from
- 20:23the edge? I think Zen is just staring in
- 20:27terror at the ship and just like, spell, spell beer, spell,
- 20:32spell beard and, like, slowly pointing.
- 20:34And I'm, like, imagining Esther and Igor, like, spell beard.
- 20:38And like, all of us turning back around.
- 20:41We're freaking out. Yeah.
- 20:42Over in this corner. Bad, bad news.
- 20:45Terrible. Doesn't help he's already like
- 20:46flying on Glimmer being like Zen.
- 20:48It's pirates. It's pirates Zen.
- 20:52So just. Like it, you know, it's it's
- 20:56been a while, guys. Hi, You know, actually, you
- 21:00know, I'm going to just wait, just wait right here for one
- 21:04second, OK, I'll be, I'll be right back.
- 21:06Runs over to. Parable and Cassie guys,
- 21:09pirates, they're coming and they're they don't mean good.
- 21:12You know, actually wait, I think I need to.
- 21:17Wow, I was in. I.
- 21:19That was amazing. Who's that over there and why
- 21:22are they dressed like the aliens?
- 21:23So OK, I'm going to need you to not ask about that right now.
- 21:26I'm trying to be calm. So ship pirates bad?
- 21:30Yeah, wish beard. Yeah.
- 21:33Oh, that's a parable. Set is.
- 21:35This one of those things where like my memory of things because
- 21:37of where I grew up maybe isn't accurate to the actual world.
- 21:41I'd bet on it. OK, that's huge.
- 21:46Seems like a trend. OK, OK, so.
- 21:49This is honestly it's one of my favorites.
- 21:52So we're happy. About this who did you think it
- 21:53was? Well, you know, you know, evil
- 21:59Incarnate coming to, you know, pillage everything, steal
- 22:05anything, probably kill, but basically anything you love
- 22:09destroyed. It does seem like he has quite
- 22:12the reputation for destruction in Zen's brain.
- 22:15Yeah. Oh, you probably didn't hear
- 22:18Akuma. Just yeah, lots of destruction,
- 22:21lots of lots of bad things. But the way you guys are seems
- 22:26chill. Seems chill over here.
- 22:27Are we? Parables like good vibes.
- 22:30Then this is one of my favorites and I open with a good book and
- 22:33I press my hand to it. And just because it's so fresh
- 22:37in my memory from these stories that I read, I hold up a little
- 22:40short story on one page about the great pirate.
- 22:43Good beard. And.
- 22:46It's just a little tale about a pirate who sails the seas and
- 22:50takes what he do. It you can make it rhyme.
- 22:54There once was a great pirate, good beard.
- 22:56He needed a lot of help, but he was weird.
- 23:00Once he tried to sail the seven seas and he found up on the
- 23:03first one, there wasn't enough breeze.
- 23:07He found out later that all he needed to do was blow real hard
- 23:12and he'd get to Sarah Badu. Sarah Badu, I thought you were
- 23:18going to say Scooch Abood. OK.
- 23:22That did sound so bad that. Sounds better than ours, Akuma.
- 23:26Do you mind repeating our short stories?
- 23:31Yes, there was once a pirate named Spell Beard.
- 23:35Long was he ever and always feared lost before its time.
- 23:41But lo did he commit his crimes. He brought destruction and
- 23:46terror upon us all, forever and always.
- 23:50Remember the name of Spellbeard? Yeah, they were.
- 23:57They were too afraid to continue, so they had to stop.
- 24:00But they did include the screaming in the text.
- 24:02It was a little weird at the time now that I'm thinking back
- 24:05on it, but I never questioned it.
- 24:07Ah, yes, but that was. Sounds like a difficult bedtime
- 24:09story. I will say I never imagine that
- 24:11one. Yeah, my mom would just kind of
- 24:14scream at me and then leave the room.
- 24:18Sweetie, it was just a script for parents rather than a
- 24:20bedtime story, and your mom just took it as like a little like it
- 24:24just says in an asterisk. Sorry, I was telling it as
- 24:27Justin's mom likes to tell it. I don't think.
- 24:29I think it's actually a mixture of opinion about whether you do
- 24:31the screaming parts. Well, the good parents did
- 24:33really good screams. There's the screamers and
- 24:35there's the not screamers and you're kind of in separate
- 24:37friend groups. Oh God.
- 24:41OK, Do we? Sounds like we have half a day
- 24:44we. Half a half a day imagine Oh OK
- 24:48then it's almost like slightly disappointed that there's so
- 24:51much time because she really doesn't want to go this like
- 24:54reuniting conversation. So you didn't answer me.
- 24:59I think Cass and I would both like to know why you're talking
- 25:02to the people we were fighting. You know.
- 25:04That yeah, so. Is it?
- 25:09Okay, this is happening whether I like it or not, so I'm just
- 25:12going to need you to trust me. Is that you?
- 25:15Yep, this is really okay. Igor.
- 25:18Igor, come here. Come here, buddy.
- 25:20Bring it in. Bring it in.
- 25:22Igor, you just hear leap. Sit up and like spins her
- 25:29around. It's.
- 25:29A full on tackle I think he tackles you and lands on his
- 25:33back and squeezes you and says. Said you're alive.
- 25:36Oh my God, you're alive. I have no idea.
- 25:38I know I do. I'm so sorry.
- 25:39I'm so sorry. I would have found you.
- 25:40I would have found you. I can't.
- 25:42Breathe. I can't breathe.
- 25:44Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- 25:45I'm sorry. OK.
- 25:47Oh my God. OK.
- 25:48You're big. You're big.
- 25:50What did you? Anyhow.
- 25:52Do again. Yeah, this is great.
- 25:54Oh my God, Esther, your hair is so long.
- 25:56Esther, come over here. Esther takes a few very slow
- 26:00disbelieving steps towards Zen as Zen and Igor are hugging and
- 26:05I think just sort of falls to her knees and like, wraps her
- 26:08arms around Zen's knees just very quietly and just starts
- 26:13crying. Stop.
- 26:17Esther, she's up here. But I'm down here, Igor.
- 26:23I think Zen, just like, puts her hands on Esther's shoulders and
- 26:27says like, it's it's me. I can't.
- 26:30Believe it's you. I'm here.
- 26:32I thought you were gone, he said.
- 26:34You were gone. Well, I was gone.
- 26:37I mean, technically you died. No.
- 26:40Oh. No.
- 26:41Then he lied. He lied.
- 26:43See what I've been finding out in the last decade and more
- 26:47recently in the last, you know, five days with my friends here.
- 26:52Introductions to come, a lot of the stuff that we were told, and
- 26:57maybe, hopefully you've maybe realize this, considering you're
- 27:01not trying to kill me right now, is that.
- 27:05Yeah, yeah, they said a lot of stuff to make us do a lot of
- 27:09things, and they're not as nice as they claim to be.
- 27:13We dozed OK. Yeah, How did you?
- 27:17I mean, you defected. I mean, granted, we did kind of
- 27:20kill all your friends, but why? I was giving myself the
- 27:25punishment I thought I deserved. Punishment.
- 27:28We really didn't have a choice. Punishment for what You.
- 27:31Remember Zed, you don't really get a choice where we're from.
- 27:35If it were up to me, I wouldn't have left you guys.
- 27:37I would have at least taken you with me.
- 27:40Where did you go? Well, first I was in a cell,
- 27:44they locked me up and. Liars.
- 27:48I've got to kill them. What did they tell you?
- 27:49What did they tell you? They told us you were dead.
- 27:53Oh, right, right. Aris told me it was my fault
- 27:56that you were dead. Oh my gosh.
- 28:00Zen takes off her necklace. And puts it.
- 28:03On to Esther and it's like this is Aris.
- 28:07Where, Where? Where?
- 28:08Where No. No, no, no.
- 28:10He's dead. What?
- 28:11Yeah, I killed him. Well, this has been a huge deal
- 28:15for Igor and Ester. It was largely hush hush that
- 28:18Aris was disappeared at all. But Igor and Ester fully know
- 28:22that like because of the authority that they gained
- 28:24eventually in the Star callers that Aris is missing and has
- 28:28been missing for the past couple days right before he was
- 28:31supposed to take his place as the Chosen 1.
- 28:33Alita wasn't supposed to lead the forces today.
- 28:36Esther, you were right. Here's 2 cold Coits.
- 28:42Yeah, I wished on a star, what can I say?
- 28:44So we have an incredible amount to catch up on.
- 28:48Aris came after me. He was trying to gain more
- 28:53power. And, you know, I've, I tried to
- 28:57divert him. I tried to do it nicely.
- 29:01I asked very, very kindly for him not to hurt my friends.
- 29:05And then he kind of, you know, was all consumed by this power
- 29:08and. It's been years, but you're
- 29:10still doing the thing. OK, you're right.
- 29:13So Long story short is. Esther is beaming, just waiting
- 29:17for where she knows this is probably, hopefully, maybe
- 29:19going. Yeah, so then he really did
- 29:21start to fight us, right? Looks at Cassie and Parable Like
- 29:24he was, he was like a fight. We didn't just kill him to kill
- 29:26him like we we like he was trying to kill us.
- 29:28Cassie's nodding. Lamilian and Team Papaya have to
- 29:31come in at this point, as Lamilian says.
- 29:33Well, it was a murder, but I have things to be about.
- 29:35We're currently collecting the lessons.
- 29:37Murder. Zen, you murdered him.
- 29:39You know you killed. Somebody.
- 29:40Only you could. For debate I this is LA Million.
- 29:44You'll meet him again later. Sorry.
- 29:46I have things to be about. This is the.
- 29:47Stuff of my dream, so it. To be completely candid, I
- 29:52wasn't the one that landed the killing blow.
- 29:54That was my very dear and good friend parable here.
- 29:57It was badass. But then he was like, you know,
- 30:00ashes and I. Did it with this sword.
- 30:05As you bring it out, it like fluctuates and the luck blade
- 30:09appears for a moment and it can't like a light switch unable
- 30:13to fully flick on. It flickers there until you
- 30:16click it back. But yeah, the Luck blade is
- 30:18really having a difficult time coming out as you try to
- 30:20manifest it with Igor around. That looks really familiar.
- 30:24Yeah, Igor, it's your dad's sword.
- 30:27That's the sword. We saw Scotty again.
- 30:32Fuzzy memories a little bit. We there was a whole like
- 30:36rainbow thing and I only recently got all the memories
- 30:40back. Woof you guys.
- 30:42Oh no. But you know again, ours
- 30:45deserved it then and now, always.
- 30:47And he turned into a pile of ashes.
- 30:50And like the good neighbor that I am, I collected the ashes and
- 30:55with the help of a friend, I made it into a crystal.
- 31:01It is crystal. Yeah.
- 31:02And if you. Ah, yes.
- 31:04I'm a Kuma, the artist behind the No No.
- 31:07He's Lantern mode please. Oh my.
- 31:11God fire booze, what useful 2/3. That's me and the Hail Mary I'm.
- 31:16Going to be right. Right.
- 31:17So honest. It's still, it's just such a
- 31:19tick. It's out of dope.
- 31:20Where you. First you first had a giant
- 31:22spider and a couple of men riding atop him that pass, and
- 31:25now you have Raya that walks past and says, Oh yeah, you
- 31:27taught me how to do that. His are mouth like closed in
- 31:32Lantern mode. He's a great guy though.
- 31:35You'll come to love him. Zed, these are your friends.
- 31:39These are my friends. These are well, OK, well, first
- 31:42they are my Co workers and now they're very much my friends.
- 31:46And I think now we're way more powerful than when we started.
- 31:50It's been a wild three days. I'll tell you what.
- 31:56Same. You have friends?
- 32:02No, bitch, no. No, what I mean is you have
- 32:06friends and a job and you're doing amazing and I still am.
- 32:10Just I'm just coming to terms with the fact that you're not
- 32:13ten years dead and you. You.
- 32:16Changed the world. You.
- 32:17You did it. You.
- 32:19You changed the world. Oh yes, what a big check.
- 32:24You can take off your list. Leave it to you Esther to find
- 32:28the the silver lining and everything.
- 32:31Wow, you're right. I did change the world with the
- 32:33help of of Akuma. So you know, on our promised day
- 32:37where you promised the light and then I promised the not the
- 32:40light. And everything.
- 32:42Yeah, yeah. But my fingers were crossed.
- 32:46You know, that used to piss me off, but now I understand.
- 32:49I've learned so much. Because.
- 32:53Yeah, Akuma, he offered me a different option.
- 32:56He offered me freedom. He offered me a path of her own,
- 33:00a path of my own. And you know how I was craving
- 33:03the path that was given to me. But then I had this feeling, I
- 33:08don't know, my dad's been on some weird stuff.
- 33:11And so Kuma told me I could change the world.
- 33:14The Light told me I had to like pledge fealty to Aris and.
- 33:18To be clear, to be clear, she told me she could change the
- 33:22world. I just listened.
- 33:23OK, So what I'm hearing is that when a snake wants to have fun,
- 33:26you're all about it, but when good old Esther and Igor want to
- 33:29have fun, it's take my heels in. Well, I think you'll forgive it.
- 33:34The light talked to you too. He tried.
- 33:37Akuma kind of put up this shield.
- 33:40He was all like you. Might love something.
- 33:43And I was like, I do, but I'm not going to read it.
- 33:46And, you know, so I went with Akuma and I really was not
- 33:50anticipating the whole like, light everything on fire.
- 33:53Really terrifying. So sorry for that.
- 33:55If it was scary, I understand that they probably said a lot of
- 33:59bad things about me. And if you stick around in our
- 34:01party, you might see some really weird stuff.
- 34:03I'm still getting used to it. I don't really understand where
- 34:06comes from or why it was bestowed upon me, but I'm still,
- 34:09you know, just trying to figure it out.
- 34:10And if you want to join us, you're totally welcome.
- 34:13But I truly understand if you want to and.
- 34:17Yeah. Parable pirates.
- 34:21So it's just like, I don't know what to say to my friends.
- 34:25I don't know what's going on. The Light spoke to me too.
- 34:28He told me to leave my sword in The Cave.
- 34:31The light told you to do that. Yeah, and then I lost my
- 34:33memories again, but recently I I was able to remember.
- 34:37But it's that sword. It's.
- 34:40So we you mean this sword? Yeah, we met Scotty again.
- 34:45He bestowed upon us many, many gifts.
- 34:48One was your Lux sword. And to be completely honest,
- 34:52when he gave it to Parable, I thought it was because you were
- 34:56dead. Igor.
- 34:57I didn't know. I didn't imagine you would ever.
- 35:01A lot of that's glitter. We were all just thinking each
- 35:03other was dead. Well, after I knew what kind of
- 35:05light is that, it's true. We at least get connected at
- 35:10each other's socials first before we go.
- 35:11Oh my gosh. Yes, what?
- 35:13Are your social stones which are which are they only work in Dome
- 35:17and you're looking at it now that like they're they.
- 35:19All connect to the newsletter. I'm afraid we're not in Kansas
- 35:22anymore, Toto. Just the Two Wells newsletter
- 35:24board floats by. So we are This is Cassie.
- 35:30She's really smart and knows a lot about the stars and has a
- 35:34mom. That's a God, turns out.
- 35:37Hi Cassie, could we first meet the giant Dragons?
- 35:42The Dragons. They're not going to eat us,
- 35:44right? Because like, I've been really
- 35:46trying to ignore. They haven't yet.
- 35:47They haven't yet. They could give how?
- 35:49About the spider. The spider's chill, too.
- 35:52Spider's chill. I actually turns out can read
- 35:56his mind and see through his mind.
- 35:58That was a revelation. Yeah, I'm telling you, wacky
- 36:02stuff has been happening. Then we have Lamillion.
- 36:05Oh hello, Lamillion is currently like practice thrusting at
- 36:09Vilano who is like dodging and seems it seems like they're
- 36:12working out some sort of like weird friendship where like
- 36:15Vilano really gets picked on a lot and right now it's Lamillion
- 36:19stabbing at him. Papaya's refereeing and pulling
- 36:21them apart. Yes, yes.
- 36:23And I think Chorus is over there, as well as subtly
- 36:26shifting back and forth between Chorus, the combined form and
- 36:29Coin and Morris. They join in the sparring with
- 36:32Volano and Lamillion, and it becomes kind of like this, this
- 36:35very odd game of monkey in the middle.
- 36:37Idiot. They have just recently finished
- 36:41dropping off the collection of stars that they also caught as
- 36:45the ground team, which we rolled for on the after show.
- 36:48I have to let the listeners know and collected just as many
- 36:51wishes that you've already collected.
- 36:53So 6 clusters won by you guys last session and six more one by
- 36:59Lamillion. 5 by Papaya, one by Colano and Lamillion
- 37:03collectively. Exactly.
- 37:06Exactly. So what camp kind of looks like
- 37:10right now is Dragons off to one side, Big Spider Co on the other
- 37:15side, and in the middle Raya and Saphandria working to kind of
- 37:18corral the living Wish lanes, who all just kind of flit around
- 37:22distractedly and they don't want to use any sort of mechanism of
- 37:25imprisonment. So that's the scene that you
- 37:27have around you as you discuss who to go talk to and who to
- 37:30introduce Eager Nester to. Yeah, so we have a million.
- 37:33This is Valano. He was part of the monks and we
- 37:38saved his life, and now he's part of us.
- 37:39You don't really need to know much more.
- 37:41I'm a coward. He's a coward.
- 37:43That's the thing you need to know because I don't always like
- 37:46to admit it, but you need to keep me honest.
- 37:48I'll tell you that bravery is a choice.
- 37:51It's most definitely not young, Sir.
- 37:53How many choices have you made bravely lately?
- 37:56I don't make choice 2 choices. No, I react to the Wiley.
- 38:00I don't like him. The world comes at you fast,
- 38:03little boy. None.
- 38:03Of us, really, we just kind of keep him, he goes.
- 38:09Papaya way of mouth. Incredible papaya.
- 38:15A million say stand still. I can get it as.
- 38:20A million if you want to be a bottom button bro.
- 38:23And this moment, I imagine Valano has a mustache and a
- 38:25little million, like cut half of it on.
- 38:29And then we have Papaya. Hey, Papaya.
- 38:32Yeah, he purrs. Big P, Big P And then.
- 38:37Hi guys, I'm, I'm sorry, I'm just a little bit busy right now
- 38:40with all the the many. Yes, there's so many spiders.
- 38:43So fair. So many spiders, so many, so
- 38:45many things that want to eat other things.
- 38:46And I'm just trying to keep all my animals.
- 38:49Oh, and she's like, she's got all types of fauna and flora
- 38:52coming up to her and being like, shit's going down in this part
- 38:54of the forest. How can we maintain the cool?
- 38:56And she's like this, You send the giraffes there, send the
- 39:00scorpions there it. Looks like little vines giving
- 39:02her wet willies and like the grass blades tickling her foot.
- 39:05It does look like a really weird way she's connecting to the to
- 39:08Mother Earth right now, but she has been preparing for this.
- 39:10Even if she hasn't been able to be a domain leader, she's been
- 39:13as much of A leader to this valley as possible.
- 39:16And so she's activating all of these physical things to allow
- 39:18for the the animals not to descend into chaos.
- 39:21Yeah, I don't know how much you have heard.
- 39:24I know Aris was in charge for a while, the Stark colors, but
- 39:29Dapple was maybe one of the places that you you all were
- 39:33trying to find at some point. Don't worry about it guys.
- 39:36It's not a big deal. You just came to kill me one
- 39:38time. Not a big deal.
- 39:40Right. I mean, I bet they weren't.
- 39:41I bet they weren't. Well, that's what that's what
- 39:43you said when you stayed the night.
- 39:44But I'm going to, I'm great, we're going to say.
- 39:46Use a very nice name for you. They said that you were the the
- 39:50evil wicked witch of the Woods. I don't think that's.
- 39:53Not, I mean, that's kind of a compliment.
- 39:55I mean, I'll take which that's not bad, but.
- 39:57We'll workshop it so OK. And then we have the illustrious
- 40:01Sofandrea. And then like bows.
- 40:05We all bow terrible. Button.
- 40:08Doesn't kind of like elbows Igor?
- 40:09Like Bow Wow. What, oh sorry, does a backflip
- 40:13on me? Welcome.
- 40:15If you were friends to them, you were friends to us.
- 40:19Oh, like get up. Yes.
- 40:24What was that? These are Siphandria's babies.
- 40:28They don't. Look very baby to me.
- 40:30You might have. Well, no, not anymore.
- 40:32They started very small and now they're very big.
- 40:34But yeah, we get to ride them sometimes when they let us and
- 40:38it's necessary. How big are glimmer and gloom
- 40:41now? That is a very good question to
- 40:43ask. Give me perception checks as
- 40:45Siphandria and Gloom and Glimmer are interacting with the Living
- 40:49Bush lanes. Just at 11. 18 for Cassie. 18 is
- 40:53the only one that gets it because you might assume just by
- 40:57looking at them that they are getting excited for like what
- 41:02they're about to consume magically.
- 41:04I don't know if you guys are any worried about that at all.
- 41:06In terms of if you have predator and prey in the same pen.
- 41:09Cassie knows that you don't have to be worried because even as
- 41:12they just interact, there's this sort of homeostasis and
- 41:16symbiosis and mutualism specifically where both are
- 41:19benefiting by the interaction, The wish Dragons and the young
- 41:23wishlins. The wish Dragons themselves
- 41:25don't actually need to like, eat or consume these wishes, but
- 41:29they're they are absorbing and. Absorb a.
- 41:31Little bit of the energy radiating off of them.
- 41:35No SPF here baby. Yeah, so they're more like a
- 41:37renewable energy source for these wish Dragons that will
- 41:40continue to allow them to grow. But already Saphandria looks
- 41:43like a true adult dragon and Bloom and Glimmer are also
- 41:48reaching non worm lane status rather quickly, with of course
- 41:52Gloom being a little bit bigger still.
- 41:55Yeah, So they're here. They're very helpful in our in
- 41:58our mission. Yeah, I think that's pretty much
- 42:03everyone. I mean, we have Parable.
- 42:06Sorry, he's kind of small. I was like going in a line.
- 42:09I'm like, oh, looks down and Parable.
- 42:11Side eyes in hi I'm parable or Lil P.
- 42:15Well, it's nice to meet you. You have a really nice sword.
- 42:19Yeah, I, I, I got it from a, a man named Scotty.
- 42:23It was very special to me. Hides it behind his back.
- 42:27Well, I guess you could keep it. It's fine.
- 42:30I'm just glad a piece of me was with Zid this whole time.
- 42:32Yeah, yeah, that's so sweet. Igor looks directly at a Kuma
- 42:36and said so I, I think about it a lot.
- 42:39And if Zid had stayed and she never got a chance, I there's a
- 42:43sub piece of me that I always hoped that she was alive and
- 42:46doing something, something different, something that could
- 42:49change the world I guess. We indeed did many, many
- 42:53different things. That sounds very private, but if
- 42:58you. No, not like that.
- 43:00No, no, no. Our relationship is oh, I'm, I'm
- 43:03very. No.
- 43:04Well. Right.
- 43:07No. Well, I'm the master.
- 43:09I said that like a year ago, and you were like, yeah, like you
- 43:11nodded really quickly. Right.
- 43:13You were also trying to burn down the entire Willow forest at
- 43:16the time, so I was just saying whatever I needed to to get you
- 43:18to like, calm down. I witch at me now where I'm
- 43:22going to be, I'm going to be so. Things of witch out of her pants
- 43:25and like throws it. Out Igor's going to look right
- 43:28at Akuma and said you you took care of her the whole time and I
- 43:31just he reaches out ahead. I want to say thank you.
- 43:35It's a hesitant at first, but then quickly wrapped around her
- 43:38hand. Akuma's fiery Serpentine tail
- 43:41wraps around to shake yours. You see 2 little flames in
- 43:45Igor's eyes. They put me in that cell and I
- 43:48didn't know what they were going to do.
- 43:50I think there might have been some movement from my dad to
- 43:55maybe keep me alive, but I didn't want to stick around to
- 43:59find out. So Akuma here kind of blasted
- 44:04the cell door open or I or I did I still kind of crazy, but.
- 44:10We burned a trail like none have seen, denial all the way to the
- 44:14two wells. I was the whole time going and
- 44:19trying to blow it out. No, she definitely.
- 44:21Wow, you really don't remember that accurately at all.
- 44:24Oh. How could I?
- 44:27Would you mind giving me? Would you mind giving me the
- 44:29ball? I throw brick to.
- 44:32Akuma puts in the sensation of what that trip actually was
- 44:36like, and then not. This is too much for Zen.
- 44:40I mean you can handle it I. Know you can handle.
- 44:42It but holy kissed. Up as you touch it, you just see
- 44:45Akuma looking afraid of you as you and in flames.
- 44:49That's like all that can really come through.
- 44:50But it's it's not all Akuma burning that trail.
- 44:53So. So when you said I took care of
- 44:56it, you lied. Lied.
- 44:59I took care of it. I It's kind of like when someone
- 45:01says, if God was going to help, wouldn't he do something?
- 45:05He sent you, right? Like it's like one of those
- 45:08things like you are your own answer.
- 45:11You know at this point I should just expect everyone to lie to
- 45:13me. I don't understand why I'm so.
- 45:16I stopped, Cassie says. I lied.
- 45:19The ones you asked me not to and I won't ever again.
- 45:21I never lied to you, is it? Oh, I definitely lied to you, it
- 45:26says Esther. But I got to stop because I'm
- 45:29letting George have the floor here.
- 45:30I don't have two voices for these people.
- 45:32So Cassie, he and Esther are quite quiet.
- 45:35They're just like giving each other the eyes like.
- 45:38Down like and one other very quiet voice makes itself known
- 45:43now as Cassie. You feel a presence at your side
- 45:48as Claude says. I won't bring up the letters,
- 45:50but would you just introduce me to your friends?
- 45:52No. Well hi being I'm I'm trying to
- 45:55make amends. I don't know you.
- 45:57That's the point. Who's this?
- 46:00Sir. Another I mean, I know my
- 46:02friend's defected. Who's this guy?
- 46:04This is my dad. Do we?
- 46:08Do we like him? Not really.
- 46:11No offense. I mean some offense.
- 46:13Sir, I don't let anyone steal anything from my friend Cass,
- 46:16including her moment. My my little ladle is doesn't
- 46:20have anything to worry about. Well, well, well with the
- 46:23nicknames Little Ladle. It's it's her favorite
- 46:26constellation, I'll have you know.
- 46:27Looks like Cassie, not. Anymore what do?
- 46:30You. What do you mean?
- 46:31Not anymore. It's not my favorite.
- 46:34It was my favorite because my mom pointed it out to me.
- 46:37You don't get to call me Little Ladle anymore.
- 46:41Zen like sends Akuma over to Cassie's shoulder so she can be
- 46:43like. Yeah, yeah, fuck you.
- 46:46Over on my shoulder. Yeah.
- 46:47Come at us over here on the school.
- 46:48Yeah, yeah. Parable pops up from the bottom
- 46:50of the frame. Time to do Claude's parental
- 46:54development role with A5 versus the one that he rolled last
- 46:59session. That's at least a little bit of
- 47:01improvement, but not anything to help him, as he says.
- 47:03I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
- 47:05I know I wasn't the best then and I.
- 47:07You can't. You can't make up for lost time.
- 47:10It's over, it's gone. You lost your chance, so stop
- 47:13trying. What I have is the 5 seconds in
- 47:16front of me at any moment. Well, if I only have 5 seconds
- 47:19for you. That wasn't an invitation, Igor.
- 47:231/2 As he starts counting, he tries to get across some crucial
- 47:28information really quickly. If you're not going to give me
- 47:30much time, I just need you to know that Star Watch's bounded
- 47:32field is about to rise up and I don't.
- 47:34I don't know if you are keeping an eye on the rest of the world,
- 47:36but this isn't the only domain that wishes are going to be
- 47:39drawn to are. There any debates left?
- 47:41Star Watch is what? Bounded field.
- 47:44It's like a domain, but opposite it.
- 47:46It draws things in rather than keeping them out.
- 47:49Who could have lived through all of this?
- 47:51I mean, the world is cracking apart around us and we were
- 47:54barely able. We're Tom and Hari.
- 47:55It's just invisible and inaccessible to us.
- 47:57There are every domain that existed before, even some of the
- 48:01simple ones made with spell casting.
- 48:03They could potentially survive, they just need enough power and
- 48:06the lands of Favor and the lands of fortune have their own
- 48:10continent sized domains. They don't have to worry.
- 48:12They'll My point is I don't know how much energy or power is
- 48:20needed to survive this, and the tower is going to take every
- 48:25last drop that continues to fall.
- 48:28And as you look up to the sky you can see it's already
- 48:30starting. There was, at one point, streaks
- 48:33of the living wishes near enough to the edge of your domain that
- 48:36you could see them like fish and water zipping through and past
- 48:39as if the shooting stars just weren't at the right angle to
- 48:41hit this domain. But now you're recalculating
- 48:45that and all you can kind of see in your mind's eye how they're
- 48:47veering off in a way to different domain slivers around
- 48:52you, different line fragments around you.
- 48:53It's. Not just star watch that they're
- 48:55going to. Not just Star Watch, but Star
- 48:57watch in the nearest vicinity is the most noticeable.
- 48:59As the straight linear lines come down, if they're going to a
- 49:02locale, they might start to spiral.
- 49:04So yeah, like you look up, it'd be like natural, natural.
- 49:07But then over star watch, you see like this funnel?
- 49:09Yes, exactly. And you, you see a couple headed
- 49:12over we're again, you can't you can't actually see the geography
- 49:16that where two wells would be, but as if you would look out
- 49:19that way. Stars are being tracked
- 49:21similarly, but much less so. One more time, what the star
- 49:25watch bubble is called. A bounded field.
- 49:27It's similar to a domain, except it draws things in instead of
- 49:31keeping things out. Where do they draw their power
- 49:34from? I shouldn't be telling you this.
- 49:36This is a secret greater than. Claude, we are way past that.
- 49:40You're right. I'm sorry I'm I'm shaking off
- 49:43the dregs of of something and everyone give me an arcana check
- 49:46as he says that. 27 for Cassie, 23 for Zen.
- 49:51That's a 16 for parable. Above 20 as needed you're the
- 49:55Zen might get this more as like something that needs a
- 49:57contaminant upon him. That's that he's slowly shaking
- 50:00off and is being destroyed upon him for Cassie.
- 50:04You see this as the sky can lie. He hasn't been careful enough.
- 50:09And you see now you're realizing amongst all of the star watch
- 50:12sages and tower hands that you saw symbols and signs of
- 50:15infection from the sky, something that you guys have all
- 50:18avoided really well. Essentially a corruption of the
- 50:21mind to look upon it indefinitely or.
- 50:24To like, want to grab the stars and make a wish?
- 50:27Exactly. Because they've been in their
- 50:29bounded field. I rolled a 27.
- 50:32You know what you know with the 27?
- 50:34I will say that is that is likely they've been dealing with
- 50:37more radiation than typical folk and the any sort of extra magic
- 50:41they that they would do not just the bonded field, OK.
- 50:43So two things we're sort of taking in right now.
- 50:46We're learning about the bounded field that Star Watchtower is
- 50:49encompassed by and it's ability to like draw in wish magic
- 50:55instead of keeping it out. And we're also observing that
- 50:59stars are not stars. Living wishes are being drawn to
- 51:06domains that have likely survived this implosion.
- 51:09Correct. And in the nearby area, it's
- 51:11obvious that they're going to star watch.
- 51:13A few seem to be headed towards 2 wells, but not many.
- 51:17As your father's telling you. It sounds like the lands of
- 51:19favor and fortune just don't have to worry about it.
- 51:23But everyone else? How?
- 51:24Does he know this? We've been preparing for it.
- 51:27The power that is being utilized at the tower is one that's been
- 51:31held in reserve ever since the first great wishing the first
- 51:34turn. So how long have you known it
- 51:36was going to happen like this? Myself, about a year.
- 51:43You would too, if you'd read my letters.
- 51:47You're only further proving my point.
- 51:49That's not my you knew, that's not you.
- 51:52Knew when you had a chance to let everyone know and instead
- 51:54you were petty and you put it in the letter to your daughter.
- 51:57As you say, those words with the combined with that arcana check,
- 52:01you're having never read the letters.
- 52:03It's hard. So this, that 27 arcana check is
- 52:06insane enough to get you the idea that he might have been
- 52:10writing to you out of a cry for help and been unable to
- 52:15communicate because of this corruption of mind.
- 52:18There was evidence that the tower was being mismanaged and
- 52:21poorly led, and now you're seeing that it might be more of
- 52:23like infection of the mind amongst all of them, and your
- 52:26father may have discovered secrets and been unable to share
- 52:30them due to this magical enchantment upon his mind and
- 52:34memories that he's now shaking off.
- 52:37This is so disappointing. Why did you stay?
- 52:41You couldn't leave, You couldn't retire early.
- 52:44Pick a pension. The machine that powers the
- 52:47field, it's called the Grand Armillary.
- 52:51It's it's a map of the universe itself.
- 52:53It would. It was going to tell me where
- 52:55your mother is, Cassie. Wait a second.
- 52:59I knew that she never died. I'm sorry I didn't tell you, but
- 53:03you were young and I, I didn't know for certain.
- 53:07Anyways, I just I just I felt it and I.
- 53:10I'm so tired of people not telling me things because they
- 53:14think I'm better off without the knowledge that I deserve and
- 53:18have a right to well. Your life was good, wasn't it?
- 53:22My life was a lie. Yes, Cassie says my life was
- 53:25alive and holds her hand. Or pinkies.
- 53:30Terrible, mutters. Something that he's felt as true
- 53:32as knowledge is something for everyone.
- 53:36I think in this moment Raya storms in and starts poking
- 53:40clawed in the chest and says how dare you Azariah Azariah.
- 53:46Can we roll? Can Cass roll an intimidation?
- 53:49Check. Cass can roll an intimidation
- 53:50check as Soraya envisage Raya in person, stabs with a finger at
- 53:56Claude's chest and says how dare you out?
- 53:5919. With a 19 Claude runs, he falls
- 54:03to the ground as they've seen a ghost and now he he runs Raya
- 54:07falls. Follows.
- 54:09Yeah, OK, OK. I was going to send a spider
- 54:11after him, but. Wait, Raya leaves after him?
- 54:14Raya leaves after him. Raya come back.
- 54:17Something in my soul is telling me that I have words to say to
- 54:20that man. Can can I use leans of papaya
- 54:23and say papaya buddy? Can you ask your family if you
- 54:26notice Huntress? I don't want to have another
- 54:29introduction in this. We'll get together here.
- 54:32There'll be no more death here as you hear a voice step out
- 54:35from the brush behind you. And.
- 54:38Grabs her sword. No, no, no.
- 54:41Don't you worry about it. I'm just here to talk.
- 54:44I'm keeping the boots. I'm keeping the broom.
- 54:47And I don't want to hear you talk.
- 54:49You can have the boots. The only thing I want is that
- 54:52pendant and looks towards Cassie who's wearing the stone.
- 54:55Which eye pendant? That has been or maybe not
- 54:59wearing it, but it's in your inventory I believe.
- 55:01It's probably tucked into my corset like I'm wearing it and
- 55:04it's, you know, it's tucked in. She'd still be able to pull like
- 55:09perfectly, point to it, having never tried to tune to it.
- 55:12You guys didn't realize that she still was.
- 55:16That was the one with all the weird gibberish is the
- 55:17explanation too. Weird gibberish guy.
- 55:20Yes, the hags eye can. I ask if I can roll to see if I
- 55:23get a jump on her before she gets a jump on us.
- 55:25Yeah, give me that. We'll call this Perception 21.
- 55:30I'll give her a Stealth here. Yeah, you knock her stealth role
- 55:33out of the park. And so maybe she wasn't trying
- 55:34to be stealthy, but you, you heard her coming.
- 55:36And you, how do you react given this new state of mind?
- 55:40I want to act like I don't notice her coming up.
- 55:43Do I get a sense that these star cuffs that I have, are they
- 55:47unlockable? Yeah, you could.
- 55:48You could totally use them. Yeah, I want it to look like
- 55:50swirling handcuffs on a chain, those toy handcuffs.
- 55:54Yeah. And, like, do it just right to
- 55:57slam it on her wrist. Walks forward.
- 55:59Awesome. Give me a sleight of hand and
- 56:01I'll do a pose for you that you'll need a 12 and.
- 56:04That 20. Yeah, yeah, definitely.
- 56:08As she finds cuffs around her wrist, she says.
- 56:11Trickier than I thought you'd be, but all remains the same.
- 56:14I just need my way home. I'm sorry, but we don't have
- 56:17time to deal with you. You're going to have to be here
- 56:18for a while. Well, that that was your.
- 56:20Home's gone. Look around.
- 56:22It's not, it's not gone, it's just out of sight.
- 56:24What does the necklace do? It'll get me home, that's all
- 56:27you. Need to know where's home?
- 56:28The lands of favor, as I've told you.
- 56:31She's with count chance. I don't need to deal with him.
- 56:37So the world isn't falling apart.
- 56:39It's still out there. It's still out there, but The
- 56:44thing is that it is truly falling apart.
- 56:47We only have so much time and the Land's a favour.
- 56:50We're primed to change it. We're primed to bring everyone
- 56:52there. What is your intention after
- 56:54going home? My intentions are to meet my
- 56:56Liege at his side and do whatever he demands.
- 56:59Who? And if your Liege, say, decides
- 57:02to come after us or try to harm our interest in any sort of way,
- 57:08what would you do then? Don't call them your Liege.
- 57:11Our plans have nothing to do with you.
- 57:14Well, that landed you here, so I don't quite twice.
- 57:18Twice. For the record, coincidence, I
- 57:20think not. Parable is honestly going to
- 57:25ignore Adelante for a second and he's just going to be like kind
- 57:29of little guy, overstimmed, overwhelmed, and he's going to
- 57:31stop off towards where the looming pirate or privateer ship
- 57:36is headed towards us. And he's going to pull out his
- 57:40pen from that he uses in the good book.
- 57:42And he's going to write on his boomerang.
- 57:44OK, cool. And he's going to write.
- 57:47Awaiting your arrival. Can't wait to meet Lil P.
- 57:52Yes, this is just a regular boomerang.
- 57:56He's gonna whip it out into the Astral Sea.
- 57:58OK, the ship. Cool, Awesome.
- 58:00As you do so, something zips past your head, almost along the
- 58:09exact same trajectory, and lands at your feet.
- 58:13Cassie. Oh, it's not the boomerang.
- 58:14Having gone around the I thought it was like instantaneous.
- 58:18Yeah, at 1st, at first I thought it was like that, but I'm now
- 58:21imagining like the boomerang going in and something coming
- 58:22out like about soft like sorry so hard.
- 58:26And a glass bottle with a note inside lands at your feet.
- 58:32My mom told me about these bottles with notes in them.
- 58:35No fucking way. Bringing a real bottle with real
- 58:45paper inside will get a reaction out of your players.
- 58:48I'm not sure what's coming out of Maya's mouth right now.
- 58:50The. Halo soundtrack.
- 58:52So as that bottle drops to your feet and you've taken it out and
- 58:56we've all taken the time to oh and ah, in person, good job,
- 58:59good job, you find the bottle at your feet.
- 59:01Does Cassie choose to read it? Cassie does.
- 59:03She's opening it now. Cassie opens it tentatively, oh
- 59:10God, and sees the handwriting and sort of gasps a breath in
- 59:14and is going to try to read it out loud because information is
- 59:19meant to be fucking shared. It says a little ladle.
- 59:25The stars are quiet now, but they will be louder than ever
- 59:30with a capital E when this finds you.
- 59:34I have little ink and less time. You'll meet an old friend of
- 59:38mine holding this letter. He's a kinder man than he'll
- 59:41admit. He'll arrive upon a broken ship
- 59:46under a broken ladle. The tide comes soon.
- 59:51Be braver than I was. Be better than I was.
- 59:55May fate and luck guide you all, my love.
- 59:59Big ladle. And you know now with certainty
- 1:00:04that your mother was indeed friends with a man once named
- 1:00:08spelled Beard and now named Wish Beard as you look.
- 1:00:11Oh, he was. He was a bad guy at one point,
- 1:00:13he was a bad guy at one point, but you'll learn more about that
- 1:00:16once he arrives, which is still a little bit far off.
- 1:00:18But as you look out towards his heading and where he's coming in
- 1:00:21from, the stars have shifted much.
- 1:00:24But there is within the astral Sea the suggestion of
- 1:00:29constellations. And just as she said above his
- 1:00:34heading, you see, like the ghost of the constellation that you
- 1:00:38held dear, the little ladle right next to the big ladle,
- 1:00:43both broken and split by tares and reality as the lands and
- 1:00:49even the fabric of everything separates.
- 1:00:53Recognizing that her mother might have the ability to be
- 1:00:57watching over her right now, Cassie takes a moment to look up
- 1:01:03farther, higher in the sky than the little and big ladle and
- 1:01:08just sort of gaze like she always does, but this time with
- 1:01:12like, her eyes locked on a being that she didn't previously know
- 1:01:17was there. Just in hopes that her mom can
- 1:01:20see her and can see her receiving this message and
- 1:01:25taking in this moment of calm and reassurance.
- 1:01:28Looking up amongst the chaos of this camp, you look into the sky
- 1:01:34and see just that purple sliver of star that is still standing
- 1:01:38and fluctuating and emanating with color.
- 1:01:41Give me a perception or investigation check with
- 1:01:44advantage. 19 Perception. With a 19 perception, your eyes
- 1:01:52Pierce that Violet light present within it.
- 1:01:57You see both the silver and gold, somehow hidden and
- 1:02:01consumed. But still there.
- 1:02:03Within the Violet light you see evidence that your mother's
- 1:02:08divine essence, if not still, maybe alive and sentient and
- 1:02:12held by her, is still within in existence and has been subsumed
- 1:02:16by the Violet. You can't know what that means
- 1:02:19for her, her life as a goddess. But batch check is also high
- 1:02:23enough, I think to see a little bit further past and through it.
- 1:02:28And this is a moment of arcane insight that I think give me an
- 1:02:33Arcana check on top of this to see if you're able to fully
- 1:02:36understand this. But you see it. 17 but I have
- 1:02:40advantage. You know what?
- 1:02:41Actually this No, this is your shit.
- 1:02:43Yes, advantage. This is stars. 3020.
- 1:02:46Man fucking tastic, a dirty 20 is just what you need to see
- 1:02:50passed and through this purple light.
- 1:02:52And understand that you are in a domain within domain as this
- 1:03:00purple light is but a boundary as somehow your arcane inside
- 1:03:04pierces through that and see madness on the other side.
- 1:03:11No longer stars, no longer sky, but what surrounds the purple
- 1:03:17light around all of this existence?
- 1:03:20Including the star, including Solaris.
- 1:03:23Including all the fragments of the lands apart that are left.
- 1:03:27Including everything with the divine essence of your mother
- 1:03:30acting as some sort of magnifying glass.
- 1:03:33Your view in a moment of clairvoyance.
- 1:03:36Understand everything you know about the stars is a lie.
- 1:03:43The very plane of existence that you lay on.
- 1:03:47You've read bits and pieces of this, a plane known as the Abyss
- 1:03:53or Limbo. Many such planes that are so
- 1:03:57filled with madness that there aren't physics that hold true.
- 1:04:01The sky has always lied. It's done its best to be real.
- 1:04:05This world, held together with scrap and string and bits and
- 1:04:10bobs, has never longed for it. There is not space out there.
- 1:04:16It doesn't continue it. It ends.
- 1:04:19And at the purple light's edge starts a Crimson and black ocean
- 1:04:25of madness that is indescribable.
- 1:04:29Abomination and Elder Evil entities roam through with
- 1:04:33massive size. You can't see this.
- 1:04:35You can only feel this like an alien and unknowable world where
- 1:04:40physics should be. Your arcane insight picks up
- 1:04:44where your perception has always left you at this edge of
- 1:04:47infallibility that now you Pierce through and find only
- 1:04:50madness around existence. Your world is one that is a lie.
- 1:04:55It always has been. What else is new?
- 1:04:59Your mother's journal makes so much more sense now.
- 1:05:02Rick zooms out. Zooms out and as you're looking
- 1:05:05and just kind of joining you trying to look up and he zooms
- 1:05:07out, zooms out, zooms out until he can't anymore, he's
- 1:05:09shuttering and he just collapses, Cassie puts.
- 1:05:11A little hand over Brick's quote UN quote eyes and just says you
- 1:05:14don't want to see Bud. I think Cassie is going to
- 1:05:20digest this a little bit before sharing with others.
- 1:05:22It's just a bit immense to try, and it's almost.
- 1:05:26Philosophical, but you're understanding that the gods,
- 1:05:29more than anything, are functionally doing the exact
- 1:05:32thing that you are right now, holding together a splinter of
- 1:05:35something in an existence that wants to wipe away everything.
- 1:05:39I'm feeling a kinship with my mom and also resentment at I
- 1:05:44think what feels like what's the point?
- 1:05:48How many layers of this are there?
- 1:05:50And if we let go and just let it happen without fighting back,
- 1:05:55would that be easier and better than adding another layer of
- 1:05:59fight and struggle? And I think it's just easy to
- 1:06:01feel hopeless when you realize, OK, we're fighting this fight so
- 1:06:05someone up there can fight a better fight, but they're
- 1:06:07fighting the same fight that we're fighting and.
- 1:06:10Somewhere there's a. Small spider fighting the same
- 1:06:12fight in their tiny little domain.
- 1:06:14And inside that tiny little domain, there's a a flea that
- 1:06:17you know. Yeah.
- 1:06:18Be braver, Yeah? Terrible's running back, Brick.
- 1:06:22What's going on, buddy? Cass, why are are you OK?
- 1:06:27No, no. What was in the bottle?
- 1:06:30It's a note from Spellbeard. I mean Wishbeard.
- 1:06:33I mean, I mean technically from my mom.
- 1:06:36He. Talked.
- 1:06:36Wait, your mom? I heard you from over there.
- 1:06:38I didn't. I didn't really know who it was
- 1:06:40from. Big ladle, that's my mom.
- 1:06:44Oh, she must have sent a message to Wishbeard.
- 1:06:48So he is a friend. I think this definitely confirms
- 1:06:52that he's a friend if we trust Soraya.
- 1:06:55Pirates are the best. So I've heard.
- 1:06:59Yeah, I've been really looking for a God to believe in.
- 1:07:05The slight southern twang on that really just really it was
- 1:07:11giving farmhouse chic. I've been looking for a guy to
- 1:07:15believe it to. Actually believe it.
- 1:07:19That would be nice. Akuma, I love you.
- 1:07:22It would be nice if we could trust this one this time.
- 1:07:25Yeah. Do we let him in?
- 1:07:28I mean, I assume we're controlling this domain.
- 1:07:32It's crazy to think about. Yeah, who put us in charge?
- 1:07:37But I do like that he has a method of transportation that's
- 1:07:40clearly working in a place where we have not yet figured out how
- 1:07:44to navigate. Yeah, if, if anything, if he is
- 1:07:47a bad guy, we could always steal his ship.
- 1:07:49That's true. One of us you've done.
- 1:07:51Worse. You know when you put it that
- 1:07:54way. I mean, we do have three Dragons
- 1:07:58on our side and I'm, I'm not too worried about us, but I think
- 1:08:02he'll be a friend, yeah. Did you see what we did back
- 1:08:04there? I mean, obviously we were all
- 1:08:05doing at the same time, but it was really cool.
- 1:08:08I just kind of forgot to say that and I'll.
- 1:08:10I don't, I don't know about all of you, but I sent a message as
- 1:08:13best I could through the the barrier to Wish Beard.
- 1:08:17Oh, I can't wait to meet him. But the time that we have
- 1:08:21remaining while the world falls apart around us, maybe we put
- 1:08:23our heads down and have tea one more time.
- 1:08:26That sounds good. Little normalcy.
- 1:08:30It feels incredible. Cassie does squeeze in a look, a
- 1:08:34glance at her dad, at Claude, and shakes the note and says
- 1:08:39she's dead and still acting as a better parent than you.
- 1:08:47No response. Needed I think he had literally
- 1:08:50just come back from that talk with Raya as they both kind of
- 1:08:54like round back in and he's he's like walking in not with a smile
- 1:08:57on his face, but like having it seems like the the conversation
- 1:09:01with Raya sobered him and put and he he has a game face on and
- 1:09:05that just completely wipes it away.
- 1:09:07I think he just stutters a speechless.
- 1:09:09This is a letter I'll open every time.
- 1:09:13I guess I should have put mine in a bottle.
- 1:09:15There you go. That was stupid.
- 1:09:16That was stupid. I'm I should have shut up, shut
- 1:09:18up, shut up, Claude. It's.
- 1:09:20Giving Vilano who? Do you apprentice?
- 1:09:23He is. Oh, that makes sense.
- 1:09:27Guess what? I made Tower Sage.
- 1:09:29He made Tower Apprentice Sage. Takes a coward to know a coward,
- 1:09:31huh? That's also super fair.
- 1:09:34He's not a coward, he's an intelligent Intel.
- 1:09:36He's a very strict, he's a strategist.
- 1:09:39He let Lyra. Die chimes in from the other
- 1:09:41side. Definitely a coward.
- 1:09:42Definitely let her die. Still dealing with that?
- 1:09:46Did you know someone named Lyra? She was one of the best.
- 1:09:49She dead. Because of him.
- 1:09:52At Bolano's hand. OK.
- 1:09:55Don't know everything, do you? Anyway, I'm making tea and I
- 1:09:59will not have extra, so we'll talk later I guess.
- 1:10:04I I'll I'll go keep the the angry woman who wants her her
- 1:10:08stone necklace back company. I can't wait to meet the genie
- 1:10:11pirate. We know.
- 1:10:13Para. He was a.
- 1:10:14Genie, it's giving. Parasocial hard.
- 1:10:16It's giving. Parable is to wish beard as la
- 1:10:20million is to para. I'm a pirate.
- 1:10:25Do you think he'll be my top button bro?
- 1:10:28I'll be the middle button bro those.
- 1:10:30Buttons up his buttons. Do those pirate shirts that open
- 1:10:33themselves so much they even have buttons?
- 1:10:34Are they just, they just they're like a buttons.
- 1:10:37Whoa do. They wear V-neck.
- 1:10:40That's a booty I want. Terrible's V-neck phase.
- 1:10:44Oh boy, good. Lord.
- 1:10:46Cinnamon Plum. Yeah.
- 1:10:49Sounds great to me. That sounds so good.
- 1:10:51I won't hit you with the dandelion.
- 1:10:53Yeah, I mean, it was, it was good.
- 1:10:57As you guys settled down for tea, what does this look like as
- 1:11:00you guys have a a massive camp right now?
- 1:11:02I am imagining just like a a bonfire the Dragons like kind of
- 1:11:07curled up around and and as like a wind barrier and have bragged
- 1:11:12big elements for us to sit on. I was going to say that moment
- 1:11:15when you're walking back from the bathroom at camp and you get
- 1:11:17to have the snapshot of seeing everyone enjoying their like,
- 1:11:21warm, bubbly time at the fire. Tea kettle over the fire.
- 1:11:25Silhouettes. Yeah, we see everybody around
- 1:11:28and like leaning in and meeting and talking to you, he said.
- 1:11:30You were like leans up to LA million and says.
- 1:11:33So you're one of these wish hunters too?
- 1:11:38Well so The thing is, I got promoted to Wish Master when I
- 1:11:42was young, before I even knew what a wish hunter was.
- 1:11:44Not a promotion, la million. No.
- 1:11:46Well, I, I specialize. Specialize.
- 1:11:49I'm a specialist. Igor, don't trust a word he
- 1:11:51says. Have you ever stabbed a man who
- 1:11:53wasn't looking? It's the best way to do it, you
- 1:11:54know. That's why you're in the
- 1:11:55cowards. Club at parables, your boss.
- 1:11:59I wouldn't Yep he's OK that that actually that brings something
- 1:12:03up parable yellow billion kind of stands up wipes himself off
- 1:12:09are. You going to ask for a raise?
- 1:12:11Why does everyone assume I'm already working?
- 1:12:13I've I tries to psych himself up as if he's not already.
- 1:12:19Ioffer myself as your Squire. Parable stands up, he's the same
- 1:12:24height as when he was sitting. Jumps off the law.
- 1:12:31This the million assume butt scoop position with honor.
- 1:12:38He assumes butt scoop position. Parable's going to click his pen
- 1:12:41on his right shoulder, click his pen on his left shoulder and he
- 1:12:45says wish master no more. You are truly A wish hunter in
- 1:12:51training a. Wish Hunter's apprentice a.
- 1:12:54Wit is kind of funny. It's kind of funny W.
- 1:12:57HIT. That's cute.
- 1:12:58He's a wit. I like a wit.
- 1:12:59As you tap one shoulder at first, the first form of your
- 1:13:04blade switches to the other form of your blade.
- 1:13:09Tap the other shoulder and you say these words, offering the
- 1:13:14million a position of connection to you, and in such a position
- 1:13:19as a dominari, words have power. Blowing from your chest comes a
- 1:13:25silver and gold and Violet tether.
- 1:13:29This light connects to you and the million, and you feel it.
- 1:13:35You describe what this feels like in your paladin senses to
- 1:13:39me. It feels like when when you
- 1:13:42smell like really good food. Yeah.
- 1:13:45And in cartoons, they like kind of have this Wharf, the genuine
- 1:13:49authentic feeling of like smelling something really good,
- 1:13:51wanting to share that with somebody and say, oh, get over
- 1:13:53here, smell the food. But like drifting between US and
- 1:13:56us, just but taking a big breath and puffing our chests out,
- 1:13:59locking eyes at the levels that we are in.
- 1:14:01Butt scoot standing. I do find it hilarious if it's
- 1:14:04just like suddenly and oddly intimate as you guys like soul
- 1:14:07bond unexpectedly for a moment, but it's it's filled with awe
- 1:14:11and grandeur and it's just like the fact that you just connected
- 1:14:14him to something with purpose. And I think it might be just
- 1:14:18what you see on the millions face that might be most shocking
- 1:14:21as you see a realization upon his face that life can be filled
- 1:14:25with purpose and he's only gotten hints of it.
- 1:14:28But now he feels a reflection of your paladin's will.
- 1:14:31And he, instead of seeing that as some sort of ephemeral dream,
- 1:14:35now feels it in truth and understands it to be a real
- 1:14:38thing, something that you hold true every day.
- 1:14:40Yeah, I think Parable does take a moment of seriousness, joke
- 1:14:43aside, and feels for one of the first times truly in his not
- 1:14:48just his experience as a wish hunter, but of being in charge
- 1:14:51or in front of someone, using authority to help them and being
- 1:14:55in a space that's not just defensive or reactive.
- 1:14:58And he has this feeling, this connection.
- 1:15:02And as he fades, he gives a million a nod and holds out his
- 1:15:08sword. The cling tips.
- 1:15:09He does so as like a low 5 blade blade.
- 1:15:12And I look at Igor. With this new found connection
- 1:15:16between you and the million, as you look towards Igor, you see a
- 1:15:19tether already formed between you and Igor.
- 1:15:21I go through the same ritual with Igor.
- 1:15:23I walk up to him and I say I don't know your past well, but
- 1:15:28if you're anything like sin and you helped us today, we need as
- 1:15:33many people as we can get and you seem like a good hearted
- 1:15:35man. If you'd like to be, I'd like to
- 1:15:38offer you a space as a wish. Hunter of the First.
- 1:15:41Well, you'll be La Million's boss.
- 1:15:44The million was like definitely behind you like my mean.
- 1:15:47Oh, another one of my man, another one of my fault, like I
- 1:15:50can't wait to be oh got it. What do you think Igor's exact
- 1:15:54words are? And he I think he of course
- 1:15:56accepts in this. You guys have essentially been
- 1:15:59connected ever since you both defended The Cave of Wonders.
- 1:16:03I think he just says well seems like the best thing to do.
- 1:16:07Did I hold the sword? Yeah, you could.
- 1:16:12You can hold the sword. Just just for a minute, just for
- 1:16:15a second. Arable gives Igor the sword and
- 1:16:18he he holds it. He goes, okay, I'm ready, and he
- 1:16:23heads it back to parables. This is for you, Grandpa.
- 1:16:25And goes through the the ritual peril nights at Igor.
- 1:16:29Awesome. The blade appears at Igor's side
- 1:16:31for a moment, and you know that you guys will be trading it
- 1:16:35forever more in the future for whoever needs it more.
- 1:16:38For now, Igor just feels the energy solidify a little bit
- 1:16:43more strongly and akin to the million, feels a life that could
- 1:16:47be filled with purpose, that doesn't feel bad, that doesn't
- 1:16:51feel self flagellating, that doesn't feel filled with resent,
- 1:16:57one that feels right. He and Lamillion, I think taking
- 1:17:00me together as you guys have started your own wish hunters of
- 1:17:06the third well, with you guys being the third well itself.
- 1:17:10You can decide your own ranking system, but you've my point is
- 1:17:13that you guys are that source of power that they are bonding to.
- 1:17:15I don't. Want to go through the all the
- 1:17:16RP but I do look at Esther as well.
- 1:17:20I I don't think I deserve it. Well, you can hang out as long
- 1:17:27as you want and decide later. Yes, Sir.
- 1:17:29If there's anybody that deserves to be So what they want to be,
- 1:17:34it's you. That's really nice, Igor.
- 1:17:36Thanks. It's just so much to take in,
- 1:17:39you know? I think Dapple chimes in in this
- 1:17:42moment who we've kind of talked before about how she can get
- 1:17:46quite anxious and she says just don't feel pressure to do it the
- 1:17:50way they're doing it, pointing to Igor and Lamillion and
- 1:17:55Vilano, who's also like standing expectantly excuse.
- 1:17:59Me. Excuse me but Dapple comes up
- 1:18:03and looks towards Cassie and kind of looks between Cassie and
- 1:18:06Esther but looks mostly towards Cassie asking for permission as
- 1:18:11Dapple reaches out with a druid craft like spell effect
- 1:18:15conjuring nature in primordial and earthly form and she says
- 1:18:20connecting my magic to yours might be enough.
- 1:18:23Would you mind bringing me into the fold?
- 1:18:26I too would like to be a wish hunter in.
- 1:18:29Here. I would be honored Dapple Cassie
- 1:18:34is going to close her eyes and sing star song.
- 1:18:41As you do so, you start to harmonize energies within this
- 1:18:44group. Zen, how do you incorporate
- 1:18:47yourself into these gathering energies?
- 1:18:49Because the star song enhances the primordial magics of Dapple
- 1:18:54spell, and there's a connection of green to sky that somehow
- 1:18:59happens that I can't describe. It's magic y'all.
- 1:19:02As Cassie's magic converges with Dapples and add to this mix, you
- 1:19:09see a line of connection form to Dapple and Cassie.
- 1:19:13But Esther is still kind of on the side and isn't pulled in by
- 1:19:18this but has it as an example. Esther seems to be hesitating
- 1:19:22here. What is on Esther's mind?
- 1:19:26Esther, still coming to terms with Zen's aliveness, is now
- 1:19:30also trying to reconcile the fact that she spent ten years,
- 1:19:35or the better part of 10 years, in service to someone she didn't
- 1:19:40agree with as a form of self flagellation, which did harm to
- 1:19:44her community and wasted time. And it feels for Esther like she
- 1:19:49can't win. So there's a tug to want to be
- 1:19:52involved, but it's going to take a long time before Esther really
- 1:19:56feels like she doesn't deserve less.
- 1:20:00No rules necessary, Zen. You see this written on Esther's
- 1:20:04face as you consider what you might do.
- 1:20:07I think Zen would walk over to Esther and hold her hand and say
- 1:20:14I know you just met these people and technically maybe just re
- 1:20:20met me considering you thought I was dead there.
- 1:20:23I can't know what you'll find if you stay with us, but I do know
- 1:20:30that whatever it is will be more Esther than anything you've done
- 1:20:34before. And I've found who I am with
- 1:20:39these people, even if it's terrifying.
- 1:20:42I can't tell you what to do, but I think you deserve it.
- 1:20:46And say like and don't freak out and like reach your hand forward
- 1:20:50and like a smoke tendril comes out of her hand to like join
- 1:20:53the, the light and the nature and the smoke.
- 1:20:57And I know they've said a lot of awful things about Shadowcast or
- 1:21:04other people don't follow the light, but I can say from
- 1:21:10experience that we've had a whole lot more fun doing it our
- 1:21:15way. Yeah, it's time to start having
- 1:21:17some real fun, to not be afraid anymore.
- 1:21:20I think I think I'm overdue for fun.
- 1:21:23You're right, I think I'm overdue for fun.
- 1:21:26Igor Sprint tackles you. Lines of Esther's light converge
- 1:21:33with sins, shadow adding to the mix and only making the magic
- 1:21:37dance all the more. Esther's especially truly
- 1:21:42dances. There's something wild and free
- 1:21:46about the magic as soon as it's let go and Esther allows herself
- 1:21:51another life, a next step, some amount of forgiveness.
- 1:21:56Esther really cannot find the words to express the sentiment
- 1:22:00that in the grand scheme of things, reflecting on the part
- 1:22:04of her life that she did share with Zen and Igor all of that
- 1:22:08time felt like cheap and self invented thrills for the sake of
- 1:22:13it. But saying yes, Zen and Igor in
- 1:22:17this moment and trusting them in this moment feels like the
- 1:22:21probably most meaningful thing she's done that she can
- 1:22:25remember. And just hearing someone,
- 1:22:27especially Zen, say like, give her the permission to invent a
- 1:22:33new Esther is just so freeing and so encouraging and probably
- 1:22:39just what she needed to hear. I can't even look at Maya.
- 1:22:42I know I. I just stopped looking at my I
- 1:22:44have full body children again. I love you, Esther.
- 1:22:50I love you guys. Love.
- 1:22:51You. I love you, Zed.
- 1:22:54I love you too, new friends, Lamillion says.
- 1:22:58Slapping Igor on. And Dapple gives Esther a quiet
- 1:23:03hug. I hand out my backup homemade
- 1:23:05badges. You've been sitting on those
- 1:23:08this whole. Time well if I lose 1 I I can't
- 1:23:11show people that were wish hunter.
- 1:23:13I have all of the orientation paperwork with me at all times.
- 1:23:16She's got a. License the whole scroll.
- 1:23:18All of your licenses are in there too.
- 1:23:21Volano's kind of like running around trying to like, touch you
- 1:23:23guys, like seeing if the magic will rub off on him as he's
- 1:23:26like, oh, trying to get connected.
- 1:23:27But eventually, in this moment, I think something special
- 1:23:30happens where you all find yourself in a loose circle.
- 1:23:35Vilano what? Describe to me what it looks
- 1:23:37like Vilano, as Vilano too, offers himself to be linked to
- 1:23:40this well of power. You don't have to call him a
- 1:23:42wish hunter. He's levitating above us.
- 1:23:45OK. He's levitating above you and
- 1:23:47you see starry flex form around him as he connects to the node
- 1:23:51network that this is forming up to be.
- 1:23:53And then the last little bit is, I think Chorus separates into
- 1:23:57Coin and Morris. They say to one another now
- 1:24:01Coin, do you think it matters if I mean, we're already bound,
- 1:24:04we're the top level Second. Well, they keep saying third.
- 1:24:07I don't know what that's about, but should we?
- 1:24:10Well, more so I think we could join in with maybe just a clap
- 1:24:14and a stomp. And as they clap, clap, stomp
- 1:24:18and they high five with one of the claps, a implosion of energy
- 1:24:23connects to them and then connects to the well of power
- 1:24:26and a ring of powers begin to create.
- 1:24:28And everyone give me our kind of checks.
- 1:24:31You guys are about to form a headquarters.
- 1:24:34Natural. 20 Oh hell yeah, 13 for Cassie. 14.
- 1:24:40Natural 20 What do you want? What do?
- 1:24:45I Zen pulls out her blueprint. I, you know, just in case that
- 1:24:52anything happened to the two wells, I was prepared with a
- 1:24:54rebuild plan, but I'm open to suggestions.
- 1:24:58Oh, just visually, I like to think about, like after the
- 1:25:01bonfire is partially made-up of all the wishes that we
- 1:25:03collected, and when the circle starts to form, they start
- 1:25:06swirling around all of us, but they settle around Zinn's head.
- 1:25:10Oh, be like a Willow tree. But I like I like the imagery of
- 1:25:15like it sprouting out of the ground and growing fully big
- 1:25:21enough where big tree, big oak tree grows everything and you
- 1:25:26can see that there's like windows in the trunk and like
- 1:25:31different things. So you could you could go inside
- 1:25:34this and. Be.
- 1:25:36Within the tree it's. Massive.
- 1:25:38It's the two wells but inverse the two wells.
- 1:25:40This has the great the great tree on top as a protecting
- 1:25:42force, but you switch that and have the the living space on top
- 1:25:47and will protect it yourself otherwise.
- 1:25:50You know, like when you see exposed roots on the sides of
- 1:25:53the hill, like it grows so big that the the roots themselves
- 1:25:56are the size of trunks and like water is coming out of the sides
- 1:25:59because it's protecting the well.
- 1:26:00So you see two waterfalls coming out of the other side of.
- 1:26:03The land itself shifts as Dapple's cottage comes to you,
- 1:26:07comes to your call, as Dapple's connection brings something that
- 1:26:11is within magical grasp. And she thinks to herself, no,
- 1:26:14we'd have to go there. And no, this is your domain.
- 1:26:18The forest shifts. It doesn't.
- 1:26:20It's just a question of where. And the cottage slams down right
- 1:26:25where the tree grows around and using the cottage as like a
- 1:26:30foundational structure and like learning that magic of extra
- 1:26:35dimensional spaces and rooms. It's a massive tree, but there's
- 1:26:39a more massive inside. And that has to do with my next
- 1:26:41question of Cassie with 13. Put at least one room in there I
- 1:26:48mean. A Watchtower.
- 1:26:51Like an observatory? Yeah, absolutely, 110%.
- 1:26:55Except this time it's gonna have a lot of desks because I don't
- 1:26:58want to work alone anymore. It's more fun to work with.
- 1:27:01Friends so fucking cool. No shell phones needed.
- 1:27:07I love it. We'll get into the exact
- 1:27:08specifics of what that looks like sometime soon, I'm sure.
- 1:27:11But Parable, what does your room look like that you had?
- 1:27:14Rather, what is the nature of your room that you had?
- 1:27:17I imagine a a library, a circular library going up.
- 1:27:22So like maybe for like the top floor all the way up to the top
- 1:27:25of the tree is a library brick. Lies in a spiral up the tree in
- 1:27:31this the space this these quarters that you're imagining
- 1:27:34to turn this into a library as the the shelves grow out brick
- 1:27:41lasers in these little bits of hieroglyphs that like indicate
- 1:27:47the knowledge that can be found with him if you're there.
- 1:27:50And so it's like it's like a digital library that can be
- 1:27:53accessed and then as he finishes that work, he and pieces fall
- 1:27:59off that are like little essentially like USB dongles.
- 1:28:02But you you build yourself in arcanely digital library with it
- 1:28:06within a tree filled by by brick and the knowledge that you've
- 1:28:10contained within it. When it comes back, I, I put his
- 1:28:13pieces right back and you know, I always lose these.
- 1:28:15Keep them on you. I imagine, too, like the
- 1:28:18branches of the Willow, you know, they hang down and they
- 1:28:22drape. And as you're kind of looking at
- 1:28:24it, as the branches kind of sway back and forth in the wind, you
- 1:28:28get this kind of effect of not really being able to see what's
- 1:28:33behind it. Like, oh, is that like
- 1:28:35distraction enough to kind of create an illusion of let's just
- 1:28:37a regular tree? Yeah.
- 1:28:39Absolutely. I kind of like the idea of if
- 1:28:41we're going, if we're bringing things together that as like the
- 1:28:44branches sway and paint the ground, we see other elements
- 1:28:48start to grow into the landscape, like a cave with a
- 1:28:50rainbow in it, a little cottage that says the Whites.
- 1:28:54And they all kind of like, collectively make this new town.
- 1:28:58I think you might find lots of little oddities around this
- 1:29:01domain, and with the reincarnation especially, I
- 1:29:04don't think that's far off. Cassie, why don't you give me a
- 1:29:07role for quality of reincarnation?
- 1:29:10This is mainly going to do with timeliness Arcana.
- 1:29:13Yeah, 24. Yeah, with a 24, I think that's
- 1:29:19happening almost before your eyes as little bits and
- 1:29:23communities, the communities that were made by simple domains
- 1:29:26are slowly starting to dot the lands that you control.
- 1:29:31And as you've built your own bastion of power and a well of
- 1:29:35power that will hold it, you also find 3 seats that form
- 1:29:43within a central chamber. And your characters don't know
- 1:29:47this, but this is very akin to the create spell jamming helm
- 1:29:50spell. However, you're not spell
- 1:29:52jamming A vessel, you're spell jamming an entire fragment of a
- 1:29:56dying world a headquarters. I kind of love the idea of like
- 1:30:00the war table in front of us is similar looking to the
- 1:30:04armillary, but it's wooden and there's a little slot underneath
- 1:30:08the library at the top of brick to go.
- 1:30:10Fantastic. The peace table, yeah.
- 1:30:13Peace table. He's our GPS.
- 1:30:15Yes, yes, that's good. The goodest table.
- 1:30:19As this headquarters grows around you, our Wish Dragon
- 1:30:22friends take to the sky, teaching the the Wishlins to fly
- 1:30:26amongst the trees, who appear as birds and other creatures of
- 1:30:31flight that follow them around, Raya included.
- 1:30:35The rest of our band of crew I think makes their way throughout
- 1:30:38the tower, finding rooms to settle in for the night as they
- 1:30:42find they have a home. You've given them in this, in
- 1:30:45this world that is falling apart, they have a home.
- 1:30:48Even Adelante, do you guys put her in like a prison room or
- 1:30:52anything? We have a place for you here and
- 1:30:54I know that you're bound. We're going to give you a whole
- 1:30:58floor to be on your own. I don't have to listen to this
- 1:31:03idiot anymore. And she points to Vilano, who's
- 1:31:06like, you know, hasn't even talking to her, but like, he's
- 1:31:09just talking. The man's a fucking coward.
- 1:31:12And a more on the boot. You won't have to deal with a
- 1:31:15single man ever again. It's beauty, small ears, but I
- 1:31:19and she goes quiet thinking about count chance and I.
- 1:31:21Give her one of the US BS from brick to use for a short bit of
- 1:31:25time and I say there's lots of books about Queens and and
- 1:31:29untresses before you. She snatches it and like, takes
- 1:31:32you up on the opportunity and you can see in her face that
- 1:31:35it's like espionage reasons. Like she's like, I'm going to go
- 1:31:38collect information. But she might learn a thing or
- 1:31:41two about herself along the way. Yeah, think Parable looks up at
- 1:31:45the the tree and hovers for a second on his boots, then looks
- 1:31:49at the pirate ship, Takes a sip of tea, says his best are.
- 1:31:58Just goes and practices. Just goes and practices.
- 1:32:00Mate, mate. Ahoy ahoy, any other notes for
- 1:32:04this long rest after quite a fateful cup of tea?
- 1:32:11I think Zen would go and kind of like lay in the branches of the
- 1:32:16Willow, but during this long rest would have more
- 1:32:20conversations with Igor and Esther, probably more pertaining
- 1:32:24to like how her family was during the time and just kind of
- 1:32:30like swapping stories of like, what did they tell you?
- 1:32:33Oh my gosh, I found out this. Oh my God, do you know that?
- 1:32:37You know all the, you know, we were told this and I actually
- 1:32:40found out that blah blah blah. Like just yeah.
- 1:32:43You guys, there's a whole world out here, like they told.
- 1:32:45Us about all these dots, so many dots that like I I imagine a lot
- 1:32:49of it is just like Clara Hazel realization that like he was
- 1:32:52probably one of the coolest adults that like how lucky you
- 1:32:55were to get hints as kids. It was it was really hard.
- 1:32:59What they quote like quote got rid of him.
- 1:33:03They got rid of him. I mean, we haven't seen Clara
- 1:33:05Hazel since, I don't know, he helped us for a couple years
- 1:33:09after you were gone, but. Interesting, Aris said.
- 1:33:14That was my fault too. Aris is dead and he's hanging
- 1:33:17around your neck. Remember that.
- 1:33:19Never forget. I can do it.
- 1:33:25I really wish we could end the session there, but I have one
- 1:33:28final note that Cassie, as you stumble into your observatory
- 1:33:33room, you find 2 very familiar shapes. 2 very familiar
- 1:33:37silhouettes, ones that you've seen only in your mind's eye
- 1:33:42these days, but when you were a child.
- 1:33:44Often your father and Raya, but in the visage of your mother
- 1:33:50wait for you. Here Raya is standing there as
- 1:33:56if in not in support of him, but as if in a way to pure him out.
- 1:34:01What do you do? Cassie puts on another pot of
- 1:34:05tea. And I think there we will end
- 1:34:10our session as Cassie makes tea once more.
- 1:34:15Quite late at night or a long night of conversation, but
- 1:34:21luckily elves only need trance so you got the time to maybe
- 1:34:24work some stuff out tonight. Well, what a cool observatory in
- 1:34:27the canopy of a tree though. Like imagining that last room,
- 1:34:29it has some actual leaves and branches in it where everything
- 1:34:32else is like wood and trunk. Well, and it might even sway a
- 1:34:35little, which would really fuck with some equipment, but I think
- 1:34:39these times it would be perfect. It's all calibrated, Yeah, it
- 1:34:41regulates itself. Like a sailboat.
- 1:34:43Stove yeah, yeah, like a. Sailboat.
- 1:34:46Like a sailboat stove, we all say.
- 1:34:48Yeah, it's gyroscope, not a gyroscope sailboat.
- 1:34:51So what do you want from me? And I think that is a perfect
- 1:34:55time to end our session, y'all. What a good, what a good and
- 1:35:00hefty hefty session, y'all. I'm just so stoked that I'm
- 1:35:04about to click long rest. Those more long.
- 1:35:09Rest and waiting for the long rest.
- 1:35:12Judging. If we're outside still making
- 1:35:15tea at all. I just pictured Parable and
- 1:35:17Cassens in and the last one's left outside in front of this
- 1:35:20giant Willow tree suddenly and then just kind of pick up a
- 1:35:23piece of bark and write home and put it above the door.
- 1:35:26So good as you guys truly have made a home here, one that will
- 1:35:31last. Well, I was.
- 1:35:33Gonna say this feels like it could be a 5 minutes thing, a
- 1:35:36five years thing. I'm gonna throw a long rest, OK,
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- 1:35:55Background radiation? It's background anger.
- 1:35:57No, it's gone in the universe. And you know, I got to say my
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- 1:38:27I am the Pirate King Fabio from the books.
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