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Episode 100: Looks Like We Made It · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Well, hello, what some momentous week it's been. The Lads
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  Speaker 1: hit one hundred episodes. Another group, the Lads said to
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  Speaker 1: the Moon and I get myself on rand new set
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  Speaker 1: of ladders. Tremendous stuff. In this week's episode, the boys
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  Speaker 1: celebrate one of the greatest men to ever raise a
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  Speaker 1: glass one hundred and seventeen if you don't mind. They
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  Speaker 1: talk about the Chapster head to the Moon and of
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  Speaker 1: course explained podcasting. I for one, I'm still not very
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  Speaker 1: sure what it is. Well, I'm sure you'll enjoy the episode.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations boys, I'll see.
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  Speaker 2: Thee looks like we're meeting.
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  Speaker 3: Look after from ladies and gentlemen. You are welcome to
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  Speaker 3: episode one hundred of the Tom and Jerry Show. I'm
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  Speaker 3: Jerry McBride. That's Tom. O'manny over there. One hundred, Tom,
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  Speaker 3: What do you think about that?
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  Speaker 1: Take it? Yeah? I mean.
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  Speaker 3: What the number one?
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  Speaker 1: The number one hundred is not a job, but I'd
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  Speaker 1: say we're closer to two hundred.
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  Speaker 3: In the.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, yeah, there's a we're actually one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: eighty six episodes in for the purposes of this bitch. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know, I shouldn't have shipp all over that. Yes, it's
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  Speaker 1: lovely to hit one hundred. I do you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I've actually proper continuous one season one fucking you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean, Like we're we're like went on for
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  Speaker 1: what's gone on for a Carnation Street at this stage.
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  Speaker 1: Now this is our Carnation Street run. So we're nearly
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  Speaker 1: we're coming up on two years of straight run, a
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  Speaker 1: straight run, and it's beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: In the Simpson's podcast and Tom.
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  Speaker 1: Even in this iteration too, we were weave more than
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  Speaker 1: one hundred, haven't we? Because we've got a couple of
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  Speaker 1: specials in there, like a couple of straight over here
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  Speaker 1: and there, a couple of Watchman calls. People have actually
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  Speaker 1: messaged me and I needed to get back to them.
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  Speaker 1: They want to they couldn't find or maybe it's just
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  Speaker 1: to pain your whole to wind back the clock too.
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  Speaker 1: But I may throw them up midweek or over a
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  Speaker 1: weekend or something. The women of specials we had with
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  Speaker 1: guests their worst guest. Yes, yes, yeah, so we will
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  Speaker 1: throw them up sporadically.
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  Speaker 3: Just we will throw them up behind a Patreon paywork,
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  Speaker 3: you know what, I want to hear them that bad.
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  Speaker 3: They can throw fifty cent for them that much.
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  Speaker 1: There's an absolute a couple of crackers in there. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I tell you how I am now there. I'm excited
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  Speaker 1: to get get one hundred underway.
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  Speaker 4: But I made the.
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  Speaker 1: Vast, vastly miscalculated step this weekend. No eye protection mind.
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  Speaker 1: I sent Jerry on a picture of yeah to buy
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  Speaker 1: learning how to power wash with an extremely fucking powerful
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  Speaker 1: powerash from his grandfather. Who if you think I don't
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  Speaker 1: understand the two words help and safety going together, that
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  Speaker 1: man doesn't even know those two words exist. And I
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  Speaker 1: said to that Jerry, thinking that's a cute the video,
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  Speaker 1: and his immediate think was three generations, not one of
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  Speaker 1: you fuckers, whereas Calculus.
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  Speaker 3: Unbelievable, Tom unbelievable. There's Tom and and we man and
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  Speaker 3: not a goggle between them and not for nothing as well.
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  Speaker 3: I shared it on the Instagram. But Tom has a
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  Speaker 3: racket Gogglet's.
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  Speaker 1: When you're tidy up the carriage and you find a
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  Speaker 1: fucking I've found four phase testers, jar who.
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  Speaker 3: Needs four face when it was the last time you
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  Speaker 3: tested a phase, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: But I made a drastic mistake. Aside from getting the
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  Speaker 1: garage in order, which I'm very very happy with, it's
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  Speaker 1: a proper workshop now getting the young flap power washing.
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  Speaker 4: I did him terrible, terrible danger. I agreed to allow
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  Speaker 4: a trampoline to come onto the property.
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  Speaker 3: Well do you know what I'm going to tell you, Tom,
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  Speaker 3: sunrise sunset, I got rid of my trampoline at the
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  Speaker 3: weekend go away? Yeah yeah, else swashing underneath the tram
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  Speaker 3: That was Jesus you found Trevor Jordas there. If I
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  Speaker 3: do that, you get a trampoline.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure there was a fox looking through the
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  Speaker 1: headship me going that looks like a nice shitting spot.
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  Speaker 1: But no, it was all good until I I all
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  Speaker 1: day long, I'm walking over back, like I said, I'm
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  Speaker 1: making a long weekend off and I'm off again tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: I will record, don't you? I said, No, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going on Jesus Christ. I'm old and brittle like my
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  Speaker 1: bottom half. My joints are fused now, are.
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  Speaker 3: Weary, my knees a nackered, my oh, my teeth rolled
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  Speaker 3: and cry and.
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  Speaker 1: I agreed. I jumped in and turned into ten year
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  Speaker 1: old Tom again, started doing backflips, store a lot of
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  Speaker 1: bouncing off my arse chair. My fucking nose hair is hurt.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, No, Yeah, I'm I'm after cranking every fucking
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  Speaker 1: body part.
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  Speaker 4: I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting here now just going hopefully Jerry will have
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  Speaker 1: some sort of morphine chat he can just get across
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  Speaker 1: from me here because I'm in ribbons, I mean fucking ribbons.
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  Speaker 3: Terrible mistake, a dragonful mistake, Tom. And all I can
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  Speaker 3: say is, don't clue the game, pal, because it don't
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  Speaker 3: get no easier. I'll tell you that much.
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  Speaker 1: I can't.
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  Speaker 4: Don't think I'll physically get up the ladder to do
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  Speaker 4: it again.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know the The last time I got on
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  Speaker 3: the trampoline with the kids was last year, and I
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  Speaker 3: bounced with them for a little while. And there's a
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  Speaker 3: there's as your children will get older to them and
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  Speaker 3: they get a little bit bigger, you lose sync with
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  Speaker 3: the bounce yea. And there is a there's a point
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  Speaker 3: where a trampoline where if someone is at like maximum
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  Speaker 3: down and they go start to bounce up as you
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  Speaker 3: come down, and you meet the canvas as it comes
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  Speaker 3: to meet.
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  Speaker 1: You, and it blows in Eastronda.
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  Speaker 3: It's like hitting the er. Yeah yeah, And I was
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  Speaker 3: doing that with Queen Man last year and he was
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  Speaker 3: on a. He was bouncing on a different sink than me,
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  Speaker 3: and you only need to be three or four inches out,
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  Speaker 3: and I just I just hit it, and I could
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  Speaker 3: hear all the bones in my spine. It was technic
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  Speaker 3: wed and so it was just like just you can
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  Speaker 3: just hear them just like impact each other, just all
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  Speaker 3: the way up and and like ha ha. It took
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  Speaker 3: me six weeks to walk right again.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my two hips are busted. Fucking I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 1: this is We're not so old that we should be
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  Speaker 1: this broke up, but we are this broke up. And
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  Speaker 1: there's a pilates teacher down the road like you should
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  Speaker 1: come down to some men's class.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like I will.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I may have to now, Yeah, if
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  Speaker 1: I have any hope of survival here now, I think
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  Speaker 1: I may have to just start doing some extracurricular fucking activities.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear liker though, I don't care. I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: all in, I'm all injured.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly baby. Well,
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  Speaker 3: let's not tell you. Let's see what we can do.
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  Speaker 3: I don't got no ural morphine for you, but you
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  Speaker 3: might have some for me, because We're gonna jump onto
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  Speaker 3: the show itself. We've got a great show here today, folks,
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  Speaker 3: take my word for that's Tom. He'll tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Don Rickles moved there like that.
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  Speaker 3: There you go. Yeah, we all means ask him. We
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  Speaker 3: are going to rock on with a very special edition
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  Speaker 3: of The Tom and Jerry Show. Just nothing but net
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  Speaker 3: this week. Great stories to talk about, particularly the news
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  Speaker 3: this week, which is Tom is going to take us
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  Speaker 3: through in a segment we call the Weekly What have You.
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  Speaker 3: This is a very complicated case, mod you know, a
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  Speaker 3: lot of ian's, a lot of outs, a lot of
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  Speaker 3: what have you, and uh, a lot of strands to
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  Speaker 3: keep in my head. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I mean we could have we could have been rude
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  Speaker 1: and said, well, we're the weekly what.
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  Speaker 3: Have you this week?
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  Speaker 1: But you know what we're not. We're here for the people,
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  Speaker 1: not for ourselves. We learned that a long time ago,
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  Speaker 1: that you know, we'll only talk about ourselves for a
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  Speaker 1: certain amount of time and people switch off. But we
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  Speaker 1: the big news this week. But there's no but the big, good,
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  Speaker 1: good crack news this week, which I suppose is kind
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  Speaker 1: of ournic given how much fuel it took to fucking
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  Speaker 1: do it, given the crisis. That's going to moted just
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  Speaker 1: saying that, I hope you bought that ship, you know,
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  Speaker 1: a couple of months by. But NASA's first crude mission
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  Speaker 1: to the Moon in over fifty years Artemists the years
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  Speaker 1: Artemist two is gone off to as a test flight
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  Speaker 1: more or less for Artemis three, don't you know, has
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  Speaker 1: headed off a couple of days ago on a ten
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  Speaker 1: day spin around the old Moon, like in the same
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  Speaker 1: way you go do the ring and kerry, you know
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  Speaker 1: that kind of way. It's a track, it's a trick,
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  Speaker 1: like it is they're going to spin off from star Trek.
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  Speaker 1: Some might say is Captain's log. I never saw the log.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't know what any star logs will be doing on
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  Speaker 1: a fucking on the spaceship. But who am I? I know,
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  Speaker 1: rocket sergeant.
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  Speaker 3: But as we as we recorded now we're recording on
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  Speaker 3: the Tuesday of the bank call of the weekend, they
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  Speaker 3: have cycled the Moon. They've gone around the far side
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  Speaker 3: of the dark side.
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  Speaker 1: Of the Knock side of the Moon where all.
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  Speaker 3: The Nazis have their pyramids built, and they've looped around
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  Speaker 3: and all going according to plan. When this episode drops
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  Speaker 3: on Thursday, they will have arrived home safe and sound,
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  Speaker 3: or they'll at least not have exploded in space. Although,
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  Speaker 3: mind you, with the other rockets that the US are
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  Speaker 3: about to launch now, given that we're recording this at
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  Speaker 3: eight o'clock on a Tuesday, ah, this is the only
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  Speaker 3: good rocket that the United States has launched in the
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  Speaker 3: last two weeks. So maybe you'll be listening to the
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  Speaker 3: Tom and Jerry Show in a fucking fallout shelter. We
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  Speaker 3: genuinely can't say at this stage.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean to be a point, do you think
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  Speaker 1: with the leads and artemists to go, dear we leave?
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  Speaker 4: I was still up here a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: How much crisps do we have for another few weeks
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  Speaker 1: up here? I will just stay up here until we
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  Speaker 1: have to head back, because in all fairness, you go
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  Speaker 1: let that all fucking die down now.
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  Speaker 4: I can't be dealing with that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, go on, I'm just gonna like, did you ever
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  Speaker 3: get to work Tom in the morning and just like
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  Speaker 3: sit in the car for an extra five minutes?
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  Speaker 1: Jerry? There was a point there for a brief period
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  Speaker 1: where I worked in an office environment and there wasn't
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  Speaker 1: one single morning in the six months I worked for
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  Speaker 1: that company where I didn't sit in the corner of
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  Speaker 1: my company for focus and think about sticking a lid
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  Speaker 1: rag into tank. Just floor on it. See how far
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  Speaker 1: into the building I'll get every morning, every fucking mor oh,
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  Speaker 1: and I vibrating inside my fucking call. I'm gonna fucking
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  Speaker 1: kill everybody I worked with.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Tom the Moon, I want to ask you. Now,
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  Speaker 3: we have kids. We mentioned them from time to time,
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  Speaker 3: and there are various things that young men, young boys
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  Speaker 3: will will will spend all their chips on, so to speak.
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  Speaker 3: For they'll cash in all their tokens for certain things.
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  Speaker 3: In my house, my wee man cash in all his
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  Speaker 3: tokens on trains. You're we man, I believe, cashed heavily
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  Speaker 3: in on dinosaurs and and dragons. Yeahs, we don't have
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  Speaker 3: a space explorer in our house, do.
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  Speaker 1: You No, couldn't give a bolic sellice. Really, I suppose
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  Speaker 1: it's he's into the fantastical notion of space, so he'd
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: watch a bit of the our Levatar lads for a
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  Speaker 1: while and then he but unless there's fucking monsters involved here,
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  Speaker 1: he don't want to know.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly same same same over here. Now we uh you know,
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  Speaker 3: they're like, oh, do you want to look at the
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  Speaker 3: telescope or look at it for some My wee man,
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  Speaker 3: for some reason when he was five, took a notion
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  Speaker 3: to learn all the planets, including the dwarf planets, which
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: is Mackie mackei in series and all these Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we didn't know Tom what the fuck he was talking about, yes,
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  Speaker 3: because it's like the dwarf planet, Mickie Mackey. I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: come on, kid, what's going on here. Come to find out,
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  Speaker 3: he was one hundred percent right, But he never really
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  Speaker 3: launched it because I was going to takehim up to
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  Speaker 3: the planetarium and our man all this kind of crack. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: he'd so we don't really have any moon fascinations. And
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you, Tom, I wasn't all that fascinated
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  Speaker 3: with moon travel back in the day, not going to
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  Speaker 3: go all we remember when on it or anything like that.
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  Speaker 3: But it confused the hell out of me to learn
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  Speaker 3: that the United States went to the Minion like four
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  Speaker 3: or five times in an intense period back in the
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  Speaker 3: late sixties early seventies and then just never went again.
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  Speaker 3: I was concerned that we're up and down there if
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  Speaker 3: you have an hour.
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  Speaker 1: That was what like I couldn't. I couldn't wrap a
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  Speaker 1: head around that. Like they had the man one obviously,
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  Speaker 1: the very first man one. Do you know, Yes, Stanley
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  Speaker 1: Kubrick was involved in the he was, he was involved
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  Speaker 1: in the editing of it and whatnot and how he
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  Speaker 1: should should be villained and stuff like that. But anyway,
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: for the argument of the of the show about eleven
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  Speaker 1: in nineteen sixty nine, of course, was Neil Armstrong and
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  Speaker 1: Buzz Aldrin left Michael Collins up in the ship though
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  Speaker 1: never was a fan of Alack. As in the market
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  Speaker 1: words of pack McDonald. Of course, the two brothers would
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  Speaker 1: do that to.
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  Speaker 3: Never not at it, never not at it.
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  Speaker 1: But and they landed. They seemed to throw all sorts
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  Speaker 1: of yokies up there, from rovers to this thing into
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  Speaker 1: that thing, but they never seemed to I could never.
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  Speaker 1: I would like yourself. I was one hundred percent sure
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  Speaker 1: that Jesus Christ would have a bit of a base
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  Speaker 1: built that that by now there'd be some sort of
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: a base built up there, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: bolted down if you fucking Steve Beams and Steve Collums
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  Speaker 1: get shade going, if you had a guest.
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  Speaker 3: House Tom down and Coraclow Beach or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: You'd leave in television, then you would this is exactly
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  Speaker 3: it not it up and down every time you enter.
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  Speaker 1: Now, there was a few like there was you know,
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  Speaker 1: there was there was a few that the likes of
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  Speaker 1: the Soviets were pushing them heavy and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: But it seemed to be that it was I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: was it that did Could they not root around and
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  Speaker 1: finding money down the back of the I guess the war,
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  Speaker 1: the defense fucking package and whatnot. Would you have not
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  Speaker 1: set up some sort of laser on the Moon? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I was fully sure they would at this stage,
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  Speaker 1: because the whole notion was that the Moon itself what
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  Speaker 1: would have been perfect for setting up a giant laser
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  Speaker 1: in invert commas, some sort of radio ra one would say, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but it isn't it. It would have seemed not. So
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  Speaker 1: there are the plan is to go back and this
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  Speaker 1: one is This one basically is a loot what they're
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  Speaker 1: calling a lunor flyby. So there'll be five or four
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  Speaker 1: thousand mile miles above the surface of the surface of
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  Speaker 1: the Moon, so not exactly clipping it, if you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. About the same distance from here to
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  Speaker 1: New York there thereabouts, which.
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  Speaker 3: You know, as closer than I am to it right now, Tom.
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  Speaker 3: But at the same time, it's quite a peg.
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  Speaker 1: It's a clip. It's a clip. So they're going to
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  Speaker 1: go around to take some photies on all the rest
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  Speaker 1: and apparently they are doing some experiments kind of see
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  Speaker 1: they're testing new new gear. I mean, it's a bit.
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  Speaker 1: It's cool to be the the you know, the the
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  Speaker 1: astronauts that are gone up with it all, but really
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  Speaker 1: are being told look at and run the gear hard
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  Speaker 1: for the bye for the real lads coming up next,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: And honestly, that's what it is. It's a WRECKI is
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  Speaker 3: what it is.
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 3: And I was kind of dismissive of I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 3: the moon's the moon, lads, like you know, ever and
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  Speaker 3: that you saw last time is still there by and
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  Speaker 3: large largely unchanged. But I suppose, as you say yourself,
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  Speaker 3: they've got new gear. Last time they were up there,
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  Speaker 3: like hey Collins, point the radio mcgraham outside the window
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  Speaker 3: there and see if you can get a frost pass
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  Speaker 3: of the moon. And now it's like, actually, no, we've
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  Speaker 3: got like specific high definition four K thing. But it's
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  Speaker 3: still just rocks and sand, right.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if you were to take so many conspiracy theorist,
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  Speaker 1: there's a face on the moon, you know, there's there's
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  Speaker 1: pyramidic there. There does seem to be some right angle
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  Speaker 1: shaped things, which by the way, can absolutely happen naturally
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  Speaker 1: in geo formations. People get so excited they're like, but
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  Speaker 1: there are angles, Like, yeah, if you put a fucking
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  Speaker 1: piece of quartz under native microscope, you're going to see
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  Speaker 1: all sorts of right angles and angles Undernate that too.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that there are aren't pyramids and that
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  Speaker 1: natzis riding around on the back of t rex is
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  Speaker 1: up there. I'm not saying they're not. But these lads
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  Speaker 1: will come be back down by by April seventh, plea God.
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  Speaker 1: But they think they're one of the big things they're
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  Speaker 1: testing up there is like creature comforts because the next
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: one art was three I'm guessing will be going up
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: for a while because they're probably looking, let's be honest,
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: they're looking for real estature. If it's if it's Americans,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: they're looking to put up a base and.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: May they're gonna go with them.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: They're testing live sports systems and creature comforts in the
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: style of the new, the new and improved on board
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: toilet that they have. It's the first everyone that's properly
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be using a bit of an happy
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: for the long distance ones. Up until now, you know,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: they likes any lunar mission up until now. Yeah, no,
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: I guess there was not a piper or whatever.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: But you know, the funny thing about it is like
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: the very earliest people that would orbit the Earth and
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: this kind of crack like just one orbit of the
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Earth and back down again. That seems like a month
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: long sort of thing. Few hours blast them up into
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: this guy. He goes around the world in you know,
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: less than a day and he comes down. How did
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: he do for a toilet? I think they were just
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: told Era fucking Holder. Yeah, yeah, go before you go, go,
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: before you get on the rocket. You'll be all right.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Get yourself some some of that real sticky Japanese or ice.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: That's your next your next three meals, that's all it's
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: going to be. And yeah, you'll be the Vinus for
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: about three days.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: You'll be fine.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: This so the crew anyway, are read Weisman great name
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: for a commander, isn't it a NASA commed weisman? You know,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Victor Glover, he's going to be the pilot. God damn,
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: I thought there we're all going to be kind of pilots.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: But anyway, he's the pilot. He's the first person of
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: color to travel beyond low orbit. That's lovely. Christina Cock,
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: my god, she's a mission specialist and she's the first
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: woman to travel beyond the kitchen. I'm joking. I'm joking.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: She again is the first woman to travel beyond Earth
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: low Earth orbit. And Jeremy Hansen, he's the mission specialist,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: first non American is a Canadian to travel beyond low orbits.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: All these lands have just been skirted around the place,
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: bar commander, right, Weisman, who's deal need to be rookies? Listen,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: wouldn't you though, wouldn't you be having the time of
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: your life? I mean, a few quit in the back pocket.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: You know you'll all get a book out of it.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: You're going to the moon.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: You're spinning around the moon, taking a couple of snaps
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: your taste and what are you testing? You know what
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I mean? You're testing foot call. All you've been told
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: is here. Listen, push it out to ten thousand revs
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: and see and hold it there for a fucking good
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: two minutes. See how we're going to the pikes go red?
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Failing that, she definest she's ready for the NCT. You know,
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: that's what we're looking at. It's going to.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Be ten years before someone checks your homework. Oh, for
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: God's sake, you know, like how many You told me
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: that there was fifteen rocks and we went up there
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: and there was only fourteen wamp I tell you.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you know wind blew over a few.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Quarter of a million miles from Earth is what they're
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: going to be. Just so, it's the furthest any human
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: has traveled technically. So it is there because they're not
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: just going to the moon a beck, they're going around
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: the back of the shed. Yeah you know what I mean,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: which will be technically a bit further than this. So
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I suppose that's the thing to get excited about. They
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: shut off this would I would love to in a
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: lifetime to see the rocket come up. But I'm such
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: a fucking cynic, like you see all these newscasters. I
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: know that she's an Irish woman, she's involved God I
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: forget her. She breathed a red haired woman. She's a
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: scientist and she's so involved with NASA and all these things,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: and so many people were just crying at this thing
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: taken off, like and they were overwhelmed by how it
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: made it feel. And like all I could see was going,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: there's a million could, there's a million could. Yeah, there's
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: a million clud.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: There's a bit the moon, Like.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Why is he's on the moon? Exactly here, I'm going
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: around fucking filling my fucking carara with pocket fulls of
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: fucking diesel of Thursday, and these lads are way up there.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: They haven't even fucking get off the ground, and they've
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: burnt more than I would in a lifetime line ten lifetimes,
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: fucking fifty blocked every motorway in the country, blocked with
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: trucks on a fuel cuel crisis, protested these lads going,
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: let's test the toilet out in space.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Well, let me tell you one thing, tom now, and
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: we wish the crew of the Artemis all exactly definitely
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: the notion that the Moonlanders might have been faked back
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: in the day. And I got to tell you, I
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: just wanted to be known that my special stance on
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: the whole thing is that I believe Neil Armstrong walked
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: on the surface of the actual moon. Okay, okay, and
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: all that took place, and that's all cool in the gang.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: But if you were gone to do anything, then was
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: the time to do it. I would not frown upon
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: a government that was in a vicious space race with
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: their mortal enemies, the Russians, of cheating at the time.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, I can see that if you were
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: going to cheat, that would be the time to do it.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: It would be No, it's only I think for me,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: I don't disbelieve that they could or they couldn't have
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: done it. It sounds a bit tricky alright that how
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: much would they have known to have ready for themselves
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: to go up there? Like? But anyway, the the it
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: seems enough flatter, like things like the footage, the original
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: footage gone gone, not to be had, that's to be
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: had gone.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: I'm like, ah, I know, did you leave it out
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: in this on? Know what you do?
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: You fuckers went out in the the green bin?
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: That was the problem.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Foxs sake. Things like that were like I left them,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: am I like? What about life recorded over put fucking
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: a country practices recorded over the entirety.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: After all that, I do see a lot of I
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: do see a lot of conspiracy theorists online that would
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: take a look at the old Apollo lander and be
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: that thing's way too flimsy to land, so look, or.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: It's falling apart, is only a bit of a girder
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: and the land. You can't land a thing like that,
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah, you're not landing on Earth. Dipshit,
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: there's no fucking gravity on the Moon. It landed as
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: gentle as a feather, is what it did. In actual fact,
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: they had to rocket it down to the ground so
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: that it wouldn't fucking bounce off into space. So I
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: don't I'm perfectly okay with the physics of it. And
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: are you telling me that are you telling me that
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: thing there had enough diesel in it to get it
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: back to the to the Earth, And I'm like, once again, space,
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: you throw a thing, it keeps going. They didn't need
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: diesel to get back to the Earth. They could have
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: thrown that fucking thing back to the Earth. It got
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: a lot slower, but it will get there.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. For me, it's it's stuff was shite back then.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: That's the only thing I believe them now, you know,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: like everything was shite. Yeah, big fucking drum brakes on
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: your car? How did you get that there? Though? How
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: the fuck did you get that there and back? And
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: you haven't done it again in fifty years. That's the
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: one that troubles me. If they're upper and way up
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: and down like you know yourself, JCBs are knocking around
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: since whatever the fifties, they got better and better every year.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Every year they got better. They didn't go that's the finest,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: the big boxy one with the giant cab ye three CX,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: and just leave it at that, with the one with
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: the red wheels, Just leave it at that. That's fine.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: We're twenty twenty six. We'll make a new one. What
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I'm saying is, why wouldn't they have gotten between now
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: and then, like just come on.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Just waiting. They were waiting time for their ship.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: To come in and waiting for the right. I wanted
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: to make a tiling.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Well and all things be all, you know, equality among men,
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: and then we can put Widy on the moon again.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I tell you what I don't I do, you know,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I don't understand Jerry. I don't know what's what's going
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: on like NASA or NASA and then SpaceX is space?
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: What's who's doing?
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: What?
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Why is there two? I don't. I don't get that.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I don't involve myself enough of these things. But I
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: don't understand why there's two. Are they both coming out
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: of the same bus station? Are they both working together?
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: It's like it's like you're saying over there time if
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: we have legal do we need ALDI?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: This is kind of it, like what are we doing?
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: What are we doing? What the fuck are we doing?
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Burned up heaves a picture that we all want. Come on.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: That's well, we will find out together and again, if
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: the Earth is still here on Thursday, and this episode
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: does indeed drop, we hope that the Artemist people have
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: arrived safe and sound back down to Earth. But as
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: the one hundred episode of The Tom and Jerry Show
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: rolls on, we're gonna say go about the moon and
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: say hello to someone else. Someone that we want to
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: say is a lad, not just any lad or one
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: hundred episodes in here, folks, you know who I'm talking
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: about talking about? This lad?
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Now there's that guy.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: It had to be some of these specials, and I
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: mean again, no, we're not those guys. We couldn't have
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: done just us. I think it once did we do
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: me at one stage, and I was even very uncomfortable
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: with that.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: I do remember your I remember your dad was this
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: lad one one week when he helped you seal the
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: deal on the finishing of your house.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, We've.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Inevitably been this lad down through the down through the
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: one hundred episodes of The Tom and Jerry Show. But
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: this week we were kicking around. There was a couple
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: of lads and ladies and inanimate objects about the place.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: But we decided instead that if this one hundredth episode
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: is indeed us raising a glass to the Tom and
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Jerry Show, then we should get someone on board who
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: has raised more glasses than anybody else in history and
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: have a chat about the drinking prowess of the man
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: called Andre the Giant.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: And there's nothing. There's a million different things we could
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: talk about Andre Giant, but I think the drink inside
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: of things. Why not that we just passed the may
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: the May Bank on the weekend. Yeah, we're all a
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: bit dusty after coming off of lint about lighter a
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: couple of Polish beers Saturday evening, looking sideways and going
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: ha ha ha, I maybe won't go at the power
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: towards this.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: See it as we go, as we as the show
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: rolls on and we start remembering things, Tom, I remember
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: when hangover in the last two to three days. But
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: here we are. Andre the Giant born Andrea Roussamov was
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: a big giant man. Depending on who you listened to,
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: he was either six eleven or seven five. He was
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: a wrestler back in the day, made famous by everything
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: he fucking did. He was have the name from the
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: seventies through the eighties all the way into the nineties.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Twenty passed away early age. More than that in a second, Tom,
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: But he was the biggest wrestling attraction. And I don't
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: mean just like by the size of them. I mean
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: to say that his name would draw crowds of tens
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: of thousands. He was the biggest superstar in the world.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: And that's all we're going to talk about his wrestling accomplishments, Tom,
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: because the other thing he was very accomplished in was drinking.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Drinking I mean holds the unofficial but has yet to
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: be challenged, world record for most beers drank in a
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: single sitting. He did it in nineteen seventy six. So
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: I guess this is like the what am I looking
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: to hear the fiftieth anniversary of it?
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, oh you know what the hell?
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: No better time to no better time to mention it?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Right, unbelievable? Was that the one? Was that the one
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: he went on he was drinking? Was he drinking with
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: flair during that one? No? Okay, here's here's had his
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: own story first.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: With all legends, everybody throws in a little bit of it,
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: right right. Everybody thinks they were there the night that
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Andrea the Giant drank a hundred and seventeen beers. Let
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: me give you that number again, Tom, one hundred and
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: seventeen beers.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Like seventeen beers, it's fair goal.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: You throw a one on the front of that, you're
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: into something.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I'm struggling with that as much as I am with
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: space travel. Right now.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: You're talking about the diesel it takes to lift to
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: lift a rocket to the moon, the diesel it takes
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: to hold Andrea the Giant down.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: For the three can brother.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: He always was a mad drinker because not for nothing, Tom,
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Look at the fucking size of him. At his peak,
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: he weighed forty stone and he's he never stopped there
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: six eleven and a half or seven five, he's at
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: least seven foot toll.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Like he's drinking ability could have only gotten better, chir
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: He never stopped physically growing, you know that he like, yeah, correct,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: he was growing, was it Jesus?
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: It's megala some such. But the thing that you just
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: keep throwing.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just going.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Until eventually your heart just puts.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which is.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Bad news until you, you know, discover that you can
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: keep pounding back. Drink after drink. Tom he under the giant.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: He love nothing more than to knock back a six
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: pack of wine.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: He was French, of course, he was French like, so.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: You know, he would drink bottles of wine which looked
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: just like beer bottles in his hands because the size
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: of his hands would make it a bottle of wine
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: looked just like a bottle of Budweiser in their hands.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: And he would knock back about six of them and
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: then go wrestle the match and then come back. He
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: just simply did not get drunk. He could drink spirits
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: by the pink glass and not feel drunk.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: Fucking frene.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: You know it's it's it's it's a real thing for
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: their excellence. They really are, they really are Jesus Christ like.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: But he he.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I remember hearing like it'll be nothing in the dress
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: room after match, a full slab, like oh yeah, and
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: just pop up in their little cans. And the lads
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: would describe the cans in his hands, it was they
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: looked like infants cans.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Little cans you get the kids at Christmas.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: And there was the pol ring ones. He would have
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: to get the other lads to open it for him
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: because he's, like he does be fat fit fingers.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: They look like.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Giant fingers, like white like sticks of white button.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. So he just couldn't get fucking
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: even into open the things, so he'd have an assistant.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: But by all accounts, when he went to Japan, they
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: were because they loved drinking a party and slapping each
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: other on the chest and the whole. You know, the
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: businessman would only love to go out. And the bigger
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: you are, the better, should you imagine him like the
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: dream sumo like and all of a sudden, now you
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: can drink saki, You can drink any amount of Japanese beer,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: because Japanese beer is light enough on to tell me,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: I reckon maybe one if he did a night in Japan,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: he'd probably break whatever he did on the it was
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: one hundred and seventeen or on seventeen.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: Well, look, here's the thing. And again you were asking
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: who was he with and who was he drinking with.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing with legends, you know what I mean,
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: it's hard to just pin down exactly where it happened
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: and when it happened. The number quoted online is one
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: hundred and nineteen beers, one hundred and nineteen twelve ounce beers,
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: which is like the three thirty bottles. So not he's
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: not drinking one hundred and nineteen pints. But then again, Tom,
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: you shouldn't drink one hundred and nineteen fucking anything, all right,
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Don't drink one hundred and nineteen steps cod liver oil, Like,
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: just don't drink that much of anything. They say, one
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: hundred and nineteen beers. I watched an interview with Andre
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: the Giant on David Letterman where Andre himself tells Letterman
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: that it was one hundred and seventeen beers one point seven.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Let's not be mental here, let's not go crazy.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: But with that being said, what I want to say
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: over a six hour drinking session where a man is
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: drinking one hundred and ten one hundred and twenty beers,
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: who the fuck is canting? Okay? Who is?
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I never pull out the phone or good or for anything,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: but I'm just going to So what's six by sixty?
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Is it would be six in the minutes? Yes, okay,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: says three hundred and sixty, And let's divide that by
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: one hundred and seventeen. Will say he's telling the truth.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: The one hundred and seven one one seven Jesus Christ, Jerry,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: that's one ever three three minutes gone.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just posting them down, one alfter the other.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: He's just like knocking them back NonStop, so that he's
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: drinking these like you or I would eat popcorn.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Like he would have slowed down. That's the average time,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: so he would have started off, clocking him in a minute.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: What what's forty? What's a forty ounce? Is that a
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: full kind of beer?
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: Forty is a bottle on itself? A forty is like
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: it's a it's a particularly big bottle.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Oh so sorry, twelve ounce. I'm just reading it here now,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: just open a twelve ounce beers. Is that a long neck?
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Then that's a long still all the same like the
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: threehundreds til I drink at christ But I don't to
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: tell you, as the story goes, I would drink twenty
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: of those at Christmas and be buckled for days.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: He by all accounts during the film and The Princess
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: of a Bride, which was brilliant in he wrecked up
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: a forty grand hotel bart Oh.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all this man did was drink. And look here's
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: the thing. Okay, you're talking about the legend of when
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: he drank these one hundred and nineteen beers, and everybody
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: says they were there. Tom, I'm not going to sit
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: here across from you and tell you that this was
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: the only time he drank. Yeah, just like this on
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: the regular. There's another tale where he was in an
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: airport with Hulk Hogan on a layover and he drank
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: one hundred and eight beers until they had no more
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: to sell them. So this was it was not uncommon
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: for Andre the Giant to put back one hundred plus beers.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: So, like we there was a friend of ours played
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Rugby with him, and I remember there was this will
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: tell you they was obscurity, obscure of things. That he
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: was going to college college bars. He went on to
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: play a little bit of Ireland. He was a monstrous man.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: He was six foot five walking around, fit as a
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: flee at twenty one twenty two stone fit as a
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: flee now, yeah, And there was a it was a
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: challenge in a bar that if you could drink six
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: pints without going to the toilet, you'd get the next
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: six points for free. And it was the tip and
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: point for anybody. I was at like five and I'm
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: fucking nearly gripping the fucking brass bar, just shaking, and
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: I'm like five and a half pints and I'm like, fuck,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. It's
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: it's nearly fucking as I say, your back teeth were floating.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: But our friend that was there and his question was
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: on like the fifth one, if I drink seven or
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: eight more, could I can I have that for free?
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: Like no, you fuck her?
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Six is because much the same thing just had. You know,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: that gets to a point where you there's certain there's
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: a certain gradient between different sized men or different sized women.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: You go, if you're a good drink, you're a good drinker,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter. But then you get to a certain size
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: of fucking human jar and you're tipping six five plus
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: twenty two stone plus, You're going, yeah, you're there's just
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: a lot more flesh to go around there.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: You've just got a bigger tank. You just curiousity with
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: that competition. Tom, If you can drink six pints without
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: going to the toilet, can you just piss yourself at
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: the bar?
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I suppose that was the other thing. That was one
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: of those bars that had a sawdust and a dog,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: you know, the god of bars. So I'd say I
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: had I'll be honest with you, Jar, I think it
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: was a making uppie one on the night until he
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: walked in to meet us.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, for a fox sake.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: But let's get back to the giant drink. We're gonna
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: give him one hundred and seventeen because that's what he said,
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: as best we can. Tilet's in a pub in Philadelphia, right, Pennsylvania,
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: which would be Philly would be a big wrestling time.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: It wouldn't matter because like fucking Andrea would sell it
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: no matter where he would have went, but Philadelphia up
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: in the no or East would be up within the
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: whole Philadelphia, New.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: York, Irish people, jer Irish people, a lot of drinkers,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: a lot of people like shmuzzles like so you could
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: see why wrestler would be very, very popular, you know
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: what I mean.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Well, this was the This was the one night. This
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: was the one night that people have reported that Andrea
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: passed out from drinking. This was the night that put
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: him down for the count. All the other nights where
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: he would drink one hundred and eight beers with Hulk Hogan,
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: or he would drink twelve bottles of wine or three
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: bottles of vodka, whatever it would be. And I'm not
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: making any of this up. These are all reported stats.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Andrea the Giant could not make it back to his
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: hotel that night. The wrestlers that were with them did
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: their best to get a very very drunk forty stone
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: man as far as they could. They made it to
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: the lobby of the hotel that they were staying in,
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: and Andrea could go no further. He went to a
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: knee to two knees, curled up in a ball and
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: they love fast.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Asleep like a fucking cow, like a cow, like a cow,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: just laying down. You're like, all right, well, there's no
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: moving her now until the morning.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: She's no nowhere.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: And in an innovative you ever get yeah, you ever
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: have a couple of drinks in your time and just
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: get clever, you know what I mean? Like you're like, wow,
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: that's a clever thing to do, and I wouldn't have
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: thought of it sober yep. The lad said, we can't
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: leave him here like this, but the only thing they
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: could do was cover them. But given the size of them,
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: there was nothing to cover him with except there was
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: a cover on the grand piano in the lobby, and
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: they took the cover off the grand piano and just
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: laid it over him, and he slept there till morning
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: and then got up and drove back or gotten the
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: bus the tour boss or the trailer or whatever will be,
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: and just made the next show on the territory the.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Trailer like there was a fucking pony like a horse
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: bock backed up to the fucking door.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: You know, that's the kidding on the square. He fucking
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: hated traveling because he couldn't travel in cars, he couldn't
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: travel in buses. Planes were a nightmare, all this kind
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: of thing. So the promoter up in that corner, Vince
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: McMahon's father, actually kitted out a trailer for him. They
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: kidded out like a an r V kind of a
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: thing that could sit and and and and be driven
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: around the place. And while he was sitting in it
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: has been driven around the place. He would just.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Like, who's drawn the beer to him? That's the that's
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: gonna be. It's gotta get funnier and funnier.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Like, that's the funny thing, like drawn.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: The bottles to hit to this fucker, Like the the
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: what am I doing here? Every every every three minutes,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: you're cracking another one more beer?
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: The fuck. The funny thing about it is that it
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: would be what would be known in wrestling as the
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: young boys, you know what I mean, the guys coming
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: up coming through. Younger people kind of get treated a
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: bit like dogs. He's so, you're not just part of
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: the stripes, fuck you and and and that's who they
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: were at the time. But later on in life, like
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: one of those lads that was just carrying boxes of
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: beer to Andrea and getting bonked on the head with
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: cans was hul Cogan, you know, just when he was
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: there in the stripes, it was like, you know, yeah,
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: here you go, Here you go. Andre eventually passed away,
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: which is terribly sad. And he died like early. He
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: died like fifty or some such. It must be stressed
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: when he's sinking one hundred and nineteen beers tom in
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: nineteen seventy six, He's thirty years of age.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Here, Jesus Christ, I remember, I remember, I know, we
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: we've we had a whole segment called My My Drunks Ever,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: and I think the most was like twenty something in
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: a day, and it was I mean, the hired, like
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: you know it was. But to conceive even close to
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: this monster, it's it's it's crazy. The most I ever
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: drank of my life was twenty four cans in one day.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: And once I've talked about it and my drunk even,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: that's not touching the That's like, I think forty beers
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: forty of what Andre would have been drinking. He don't
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: get take, would you?
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: He don't you know what it would be As Andrea,
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: I'll probably say it's just enough to piss you off,
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: but we wanted to bring you that quick story there
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: of the drinking progress of Andre the Giant and if
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: you are Steph, we're all still here on Thursday, and
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: that's so amazing. Tom, that's not a fucking guarantee. Yeah,
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: we would love to raise a glass which you find
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: folks for the one hundred episode. But before all that,
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: we have won final segment of the Tom and Jerry
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Show that we'd like to take you find folks through
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: on a segment of the show where we take a
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: look back through all their years in life. Because if
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: we've said many times on the show, here we were
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: born early eighties, it's in the mid twenty twenties now.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Seeing a lot of shit come on, a lot of
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: shit go. We reminisce upon it on a segment called
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: we Remember when when I was a young lad twenty
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: or thirty or forty years ago?
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Oh do I remember? It's it's we can get self indulgent.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: We can get self indulged, because we're bringing this one
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: round to we remember when there was no podcasts. We
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: remember when we started podcasts, and we were reminiscent during
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: the week and our very first even though it's like
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Apple and Spotify will really show it because whatever updates
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: happened at the time because we were with.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: The apparently we dropped fifty episodes on the same day
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: in twenty twenty.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think I don't know what it was.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. There was it a changeover
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: or something, but it wasn't all the way back to
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: our very first episode was created anyway, It was recorded
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: on would you believe Jar nearly ten years ago, the
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: twenty sixth of April twenty sixteen.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: I would well believe it, buddy, I would well believe it.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing, folks, It's fair to say when we
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: were growing up there were no podcasts, no, and there
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: were certainly no comedy podcasts. There were various things that
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: I think lent themselves to podcast Rory Tom and things
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: that we would have had a lot of heating. So
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: when Tom Oman he came to me eleven odd years
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: ago and said, hey, do you want to jump in
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: and have a podcast? And I was like, yeah, okay,
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: go on fucking why not? So that took me a
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: year to fucking reply because I was a slow minded
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: person back then, and I got and for nothing as well,
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: we were just about to have the second baby.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you had a bit going.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: On with had a bit going on. What amazes me
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: is that we launched our first episode I think like
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: six weeks after my daughter was born. So I don't
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: know what kind of balls I had back then to
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: talk to my you know, my wife who had just
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: given birth to a baby and had another kid running
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: around the house as well, and turn around and go like,
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: come here, listen, you seem to have this in hand.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: When I'm gonna get home from work, I'm fucking off
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: to record a podcast.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: But that was that was the thing we didn't. This
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: is where the evolution even of podcasts is.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: We didn't.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: There was no option to There was no Zoom option.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: There was no and even Zoom started, it was shy first,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: you know, was read choppy and stuff.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Now you remember when Zoom was.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Skype And now we've cleaned microphones. Everything's clean. But we
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: we recorded a test episode and in Jerry's house where
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: we set up a H two Zoom and we just
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: set it up. The company's Zoom, not the the application Zoom,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: but this company. You know.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: I don't want to interrupt you there, buddy, but I
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: went talking to someone the other day goes like, you
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: know you can record on a zoom if you have
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: a zoom to take the zoom. Yeah, fuck notion what
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: I was talking about.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Well, they would, they wouldn't put if they were camera people,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: they would because they still make very good ones in
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: them and they're so you can clip those the top
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: of a camera and you actually put in four hit
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Accel R microphones and everything in the big ones are good.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Are still very much sought after. But we set it
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: up in the in your sittroom and we did a
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: test and I don't know where it is. I cannot find.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: We did a test one while building the buggy.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: I so happened to have a pushchair to be put
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: together for again nice stress my infant daughter. And we
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: just said, look, let's just set it up together. And
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: it was disappointingly short because really it was just clipping
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: four wheels onto a buggy took no time whatsoever. I
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: was hoping it was going to be a big complex ike.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: I think it was a good idea of yours. You're like,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: let's see, this will take a bit of a bit
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: of time. We're like, two was to construction. Mind the
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: people with, ah, right, that's done, clicking away we went.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: But you know what, for all the ability that we
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: would added in the capability of podcasting, it was kind
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: of entertaining, and I remember listening back to it, but
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: it would be fun to listen if I could find
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: it out. But it could be.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: In the But it gave us enough, It gave us
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: enough juice in the tank to say that we could
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: make an episode.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: We all we often talk here on the show about
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: the forgotten episodes. We're we're we're looking at the culmination
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: of a one hundred, one hundred episode run straight. Yes,
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: But before that, me and Tom used to release batches
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: of episodes, like six or six episodes over six weeks,
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: and then let it sit for six months, and then
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: do eight episodes and then let it's six set for
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: six months like not for nothing. As well, we were
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: both giging comedians at the time. You were a full
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: time giging comedian and I was as best as I
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: could beat the full time which I am not these days.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: So there wasn't a guarantee that we would have a
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: steady recording night every night of the week, and we
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: couldn't commit to doing this, and the last thing I
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: wanted to be was like one episode here and maybe
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: another one in a fortnight, and then an episode and
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: then nothing for three weeks. So like, but we could
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: record six episodes over two days and release them over
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: six weeks.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: We did to give people a context to who might
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: be long term listeners. You're like, but why would what?
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: What was? What was the trouble? Ironically we lived far
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: closer to each other then that we have done this
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: last hundred episodes. But it was because there wasn't a
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: de skype As ship pure shit like, and there was
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: no zoom, so we physically had to go and meet
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: and I would often meet Jerry off the dart I
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: would park up was a black rock and stuff. It
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: was there.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: There was various train stations, found.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: A couple of weird doggers just covers at.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: The train stations here.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, car, but the only thing was the car made
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: for a decent studio because it is soundproof anyways, made
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: for the audio of.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Those earlier episodes. If you're if you care to go back,
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: like right now, we're we do a little setup. We've
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: got good MIC's here, you know, good setups. We won't
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: record if the internet is patchy if there's a storm
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: out or anything like that. Back then, we're recording in
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: the car, running with the winter, you know. Yeah, I
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: remember we recorded a couple of episodes driving the gigs
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: and you just put the zoom on the on the
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: dashboard and troll.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: So funny the sound of the indicator. I'll never forget
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: how on an opful fucking whatever it was at the
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: time I was driving and it's sound of the beast
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: and indicators. We were trying.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but but but they're good times. And the older
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: episodes that there, we fished them out every now and
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: then for for people to listen to, and we tried
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: a couple of things, you know, it was kind of Magazini,
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: not unlike what the show looks like today. And then
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: there was, of course a good run there. Of about
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: twenty episodes we did were the worst specific subjects that
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: we talked about. So we did an hour on we
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: did two hours on Fred Dibner, and we did three
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: hours on toolbox legends and all this kind of thing.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: And I did love those episodes, but I gotta tell you, Tom,
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: they were unsustainable. You couldn't put one of them out
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: everywhere you couldn't.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Not every week you couldn't because what they were was
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: they were very much us. They were on brand for us,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: like and without a producer really going digging out and
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: we sitting down and it is it's amazing for the
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: people that can that do do it full time that
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: they can sit down, you know, they would have it
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: and they were just putting their lap as a full
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: thing and you'd have to sit down for a meeting
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: and you'd create. I think they were pretty tasty for
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: what we I think we did pretty good. Yeah, the
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: time was straight because we would have a lot of
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: notes on them and stuff like that. I still have
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: even the other notes written and I.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Have I have like you know, say for fred Dibner,
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: which was like come come the ladder end of it
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: was like three hours straight. I fucking rolled all that out,
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: longhand before we sat down.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: And you can tell though, because there's still huge admiration
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: on because the clips are on YouTube just with a
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: flat screen YouTube that won't take a link now anymore.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: It was brilliant for for people listening before because again,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: if we're the producer to actually we're recording on video here,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: but we don't really put the video out, even though
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: it is very much the case in point. I remember
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: a guy he was he was gonna, you've a podcast.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: I mean it's heard of the podcast. Where do I
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: get to watch it? I'm like, no, the whole idea
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: of a podcast is that it's audio based. It was like, what, like, what, man,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: you're working, when do you have time to be watching
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: the video of a thing when I'm not watching? I
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: would what does it make a difference two blokes faces
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: just listen to us? Ah? Never he thought about it
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, it's an audio focus, but it's for
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: for other people. It's it's a completely different medium like
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: bells and whistles attached. They got to see it. Now,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: there's a lot I've performances, I you know, like to
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: see how some of the biggest ones in Ireland have
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: even gone. You're like, holy shit, you're selling out the
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: three Arena, like the two Johnny's the night I opened
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: for the two of them at there and I helped
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: them start that one that they had. Now they took
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: the ball and run it. They had a great producers.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Like it went from this too. You know, literally the
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: same thing in your fucking car inside the garage to
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, there's ten thousand people here fucking wanting to
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: see a podcast. Would you're like, it has transformed from
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: what I suppose the original thing without that to sound like, yeah,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: but but it's not what you know it's supposed to be.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: It is exactly whatever people want it to be. It's
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: a show. Now, you know that it's a show.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: And in what we have, we have never abandoned our roots.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Tom Oh, but let me tell you if anybody else
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: there out there wants those to abandon our roots all
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: fucking abandoned.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like we said we should do a thrashing festival
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: or something like that, you know, something that would be
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: right on brand for.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: Us, like Wells. That brings me to the next portion.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Now we've got the history of the Tom and Jerry Show,
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: the short version of it there, and you're welcome to
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: listen to the older episode.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: And that would pretty much tell you what's the great
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: thing about talking about the history of the Tom and
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Jerry Show. Literally on the platform you're listening to right now,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: your thumb will get you all the history you need
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: on the Tom of Jerry Show.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: Just simple as that.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Just roll backwards.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: Now, the future of the Tom and Jerry Show is
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: a different story. This is not a Swan song. And
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: providing that not too much shit blows up this evening.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: We should be all right, Should be all right, should
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: be all right.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: You can listen to us in the wastelands going forward. Now,
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: we had always said that we would shake up the
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: show every fifty episodes or so, and you might remember
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: that on episode fifty gone by we shock up a
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: couple of things and introduced a couple of new segments.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know that we're going to do that now
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: because I think we're in a nice groove and I
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: feel they're still still meat on the bone.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Well, I have noticed people are very very much like
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: and we want to like, we're doing what we like
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: to do. But at the same time you have to
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: be conscious that that people are listening. And that's the
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: big thing about podcast is that when you find your
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: groove and you find your niche, we know that some
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: sort of people that listen to this are exactly like
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: us in that sense, do you know what I mean?
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: Like there's they don't suddenly want fashion corner, you.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Know, our order to do on heavy politics and stuff
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: like that, they're just like, you know what, take me away,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: take me, take me away from the city. They just
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: want that every just just an hour of these two
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: fucking knuckleheads just spouting almost almost always at least twenty
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: points of totally inaccurate, fucking facts where we just make speculation,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: wild fucking rumors.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: Please please don't fact check us on anything we say.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Ten years ago.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: We think that's the truth of it. Ten years ago.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: To me, you could have said, Tom, we started this
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: twenty years ago.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: Ah, this podcast here in ten years.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: But the evolution of the podcast went from I thing
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: that used to happen years ago. Now I did a
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: mini tour with Tom Green. You remember Tom Green, not
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: you know, a great a very extreme actor and stuff.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: Not extreme actor, but just.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Shock kind of guy.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: His stand up, he had a moment, he.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Had a moment, He married Drew Barrymore. He was the
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: perfect he was escape battle boarder and he was He
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: got super famous for Freddie got fingered, he got super
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: famous for road Trip, he got super famous for whatever
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: other bits and pieces. His stand up was.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: At this point, you either know Tom Green and you
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: don't know down Yeah.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: His stand up was you know it was it was
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: what it was, but he was he was one of
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: the first because he even built a server mini server
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: farm in his house, the whole lot because he knew
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: he wouldn't have the bandwidth to put it out. But
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: what he what he was spring by and other guys
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: comics were coming over to his house going what is this,
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: So you're going to make a TV show, radio show
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: in your house. They were like, it's not really a
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: radio show. It's the Internet was brand new, and it
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: was like, it's this is going to be harbored on
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: the internet. They're like, show what's on the internet or
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: not Internet, Like, you don't get it. The Internet's going
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: to be big. Well, I'm going to harbor these there
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: and people can listen to them from anywhere in the
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: world at any time they ever want them. No, that's
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: not how radio works. You listen, money, listen, No trust me.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: And where that where that had originally come from was
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: it was comics And remember Bill Burde a couple more
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: than it did it where they would phone in to
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: a PO box that you and me and everybody else
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: could subscribe to and just listen to them talk at nauseum.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: And it was really solo solo stuff. So it was
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: really good for practicing podcasts, real solo stuff. And they
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: would just go, ah, and you know what.
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: The other fucking thing about fucking taxis in the fucking city,
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: they can go fuck themselves and they'd leave a half
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: an hour of a rant or a talk, maybe two
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: fellas talking, and would just pay to listen into it.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: This is all around the time of paying for h
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: fucking phone rings and stuff like that. Yeah, real analogy
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: at the time. And that's how you do it.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, like you know, and and and we always
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: we always like to touch on the things that we've
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: seen and come and go. I mean, like some of
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: them are outlandish. People say, what do you mean you
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: were there before mirke Wibbs. Uh what podcast? It really was?
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: Even the word podcast comes from where people were listening
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: to it. It was a broadcast that you listen to
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: on your iPod.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, simple as that.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: And now, of course you're going to get a portion
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: of the autis going like, what's an iPod.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: That's where where it's where all your Spotify lived, that's
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Spotify playlists, that's where they lived but didn't live anywhere else.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you I'll tell you. And I didn't
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: know Tom Green was that involved in the evolution of podcasts.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: But if you want to push further back home, and
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: I think this is what greatly appeals to you and
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: me for what we're doing here on a podcast, ah,
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: is like the most earliest form of this, one can say,
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: might be cbe radio communication.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Yes yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: Or you're just putting it out into the world, your
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: ramblings and your thoughts as you're driving up and down
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: the road on the Pork Chop Express. Yeah, and whoever's
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: out there listens to it. Just now, I want to
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: listen in and hear what Jack Burton has to say.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: That's that's that's I think where we came to it.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: That what appeals to us, like, oh we I know.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: I certainly was brought up on smoking in the band
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: and big Trouble in China and all this kind of thing,
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: and I always thought, wow, so those guys just are
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: just jib jabbing and chatting and people are listening and
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: thinking that it's great and chiming in and having a
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: good time. So when a good buddy Tom O man,
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: he comes to me and says, you want to have
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: a podcast and be like, yeah, fucking hell yeah, why not.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing because the notion that radio is
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: for good morning everybody, welcome to the babusy, you know,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: that's who radio is for radios for radio trained people
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: who did broadcasting didn't course swear nothing. Then you went
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: and you know, when the ads were coming and stuff
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: like that, like I did. I did a brief bit
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: in radio, and they tried to train me in and
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: sometimes like I know.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: And I'm no good at a sport or whatever.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: I know, I just fucking know, and I'm like, this
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: ain't But if you put me on the air with
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: a bunch of other people, both bump bum bum bum
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: bum bum, I'll be lining them up bang bang bang.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: And I used to do every Monday morning with what
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Jennifer and Bernard and oh shit, yeah that's right. And
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: then they had a restructuring with of course, and I'm
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: sure it didn't it didn't. You know, there's no skin
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: off my notes. They weren't hardly paying me a penny anyway,
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: but it was nice to celtickets. But anyway they they did,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: they were like they were very courteous to me, and
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: a couple of them showed just went look sitting here
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: for half an hour with me, right, so say you're
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: there's an ad coming now. I suppose they were throwing
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: me in to fucking this immediate level for a fellow
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: who knew nothing, let alone beginner level. They were they
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: were asking you to go into competitions. So it was
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: I just knew straight I would this would be too
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: big of a jump. I would not be able to
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: do this by myself, not even close, you know what
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: I mean. And I also looked at Temporrellian and Bernard,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: knew them who had nothing to do it. What was
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: coming up? It was all Keith Wallach was running the
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: fucking machinery. But oh, and this isn't I like it
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: to a degree. I like the bit of banter we're
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: having in here, but I felt like there was handcuffs
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: on everything that you want.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: To do, which there would be. Yeah.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, my seven jeargo was
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: so we can be Evan and jeffin about whatever we want,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: and if only two people listened, then so be it.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: But the other end of it as well, Tom and
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: again what we would have seen coming up was was
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: the notion of a pirate radio station. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: pirate radio station where you could say or do whatever
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: you want. I remember there was a movie in the eighties.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's lived long in anybody's memory,
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: but was called Pump Up the Jam and it had
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: like Christian Slater.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah. And then there was another one,
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: wasn't there that Steve Coogan made No.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: On Up the Way Ship a rock. It was just
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: this whole notion that you just had this wild public
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: access say whatever you want. Nobody knows who are just
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: this this anonymous voice on the radio talking mad ship
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: about whatever or whatever you wanted. You know that stays
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: with you, and you know, you know that's why I was.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: You tell me that you're putting together podcast and I've
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: got like my infant daughter in my hand, and I'm like, no,
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: by pet, gotta go fucking But there is that friend
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: Tom starting a radio show.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Just like that. When I was your formative years are
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: in your teens and stuff, and I took a lot
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: of things. I mean, I'll slag America left right and center.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: But for the for the summer I lived there, it
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: was a very formative time. It was the summer sixteen,
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: but there was a lot of there was a huge
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: cultural jump from what Ireland had gone on and what
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: they had gone on. There was like, I don't know
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: what was opening that there was. There was a couple
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: of great radio stations that were boarderline, very close to
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: the edge with how some of their subject matters, some
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: of the very cool funny stuff they would do, some
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: of the pranks they were pulling on each other, and
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: we had nothing to that standard. And we eat a couple,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: but you know, you've might Mike Murphy's and stuff like
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: that all for the old people, like, but this was
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: super cool young people stuff and they were nothing like
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: the radio stations we had. And Baltazar, I remember was
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: one of their names. Was it Rocks Pebbleton, Baltazar on
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: the morning in Boston Boston City FM or whatever the.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: Fuck it was.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: But I remember seeing they were just so cheeky and
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: how they got away with things like.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: They were addictive, like different, a different animal.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: I was tuned in them every morning in my little
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: fucking booths where I was doing security. I mean, I
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: say that they were the only thing just about keep
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: me away, but I definitely walked away with a different
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: notion in my head going there. If there was a
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: way to be that cool, or at least the liberty
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: in being that trying to be that cool, would you
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: would you'd be hamstrong, left right and center and any
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: any structured yeah, no news broadcast. I mean they're all
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: owned by particularly one gay now well.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: I mean to get away from him. With that being said,
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: if any structured broadcast entity wants to throw a couple
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: of shekels their way, you watch us a band and
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: air Morrows, Oh my god, run out and call the show,
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: and you fucking.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: Want whatever you want, whatever you want, you.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: Can call it that.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry, I mean that I need I need it. No,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: I would last fourteen. I mean I've they've let me
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: pushed the end up a small but on radio stations
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: here in Cork and hearing the Limerick but even a
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: few times like they're going, is Christian Man's a bit
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: of a fucking live wires And because of course I
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: come straight in with Tom and Jerry energy like oh yeah,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, they're going, Oh Jesus Christ,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: we better start running this thirty seconds behind because this
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: guy could it's a fucking.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you a Boddy, you come in with
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: Tom and Jerry energy to a job interview. That's what
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: I've done on occasion and work out well.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you very much,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: lovely to see you again. Get garrowed Gared, Jerry. Don't
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: you worry about it? Don't you worry about just you
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: can just leave that there. Yeah, just leave that there. Well,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't bring anything, just yes, leave it there, Just
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: leave it there, and thank you. Thanks so folks.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: We don't know what the future holds for the Tom
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: and Jerry Show, but I know that we will be
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: back here next week with another wonderful episode. Here's to
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: one hundred more Tom, how about that drink?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely And if.
• 1:00:44
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• 1:00:46
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• 1:00:48
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• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: we're not an ex anymore. We shut that over off
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: in the last little while. I haven't missed it to
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: be perfully honest with Jerry McBride and Tom on Instagram
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: at Tom.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Oh my head money in that no no, no, no
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: go you know what to do. Hit subscribing whatever platform
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: you're on, Apple seems to be overtaken Spotify in late
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: the odd week the odd week, but for the most late,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: for the most part, it does seem to be Spotify.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: But if you can hit the belt and whatever a
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: platform you're on, little end into your phone, autumn device
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: of whatever sort it is on Thursday morning, you can
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: leave comments now, which is great. And somebody sent me
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: and I apologize if you're listening. Somebody also kind of
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: slagged me off for stop posting about gadgets and tools
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: because now you're I'm driving him and the wife mad
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: because he's wanted to buy shit. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: five sets of the goggles is too much.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: I know you're right.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: But also somebody give out that wasn't given out, but
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: they said off last week's episode, and again I can't
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: find him. He posted we just talked about how great
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: we are to answer, but he posted somewhere which I
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: can find, but he said he hadn't thought about the
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: fags in like six years, and after our episode he
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: was like Jesus Christ, what to do? It was light
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: up for folk's sake.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: That's all I wanted from this show. Tom, That's all
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: I wanted from this show.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Eh.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: The show for on Spotify as well chimed in to
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: say that the largest Octoberfest, if you want to be talking
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: about our friends over in Germany. We were talking about
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  Speaker 3: the character family and how they relocated mysteriously to Brazil.
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  Speaker 3: Large octoberfest outside of Germany is in Brazil.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, so there's a lot of er. Like, just to
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  Speaker 3: give you a shoulder.
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  Speaker 1: All I gotta I just gotta see some Google images
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  Speaker 1: of this, because this is going to be this.
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  Speaker 3: Is bloomin now. She says, b l U m p
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  Speaker 3: l you am e naw Blueminau.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, October us says, blow fun october Fest. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: you're typing in the accent, buddy, Yeah, I'm typing in
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  Speaker 1: the accent. This okay. The images of this are amazing
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  Speaker 1: because there's there's a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Of white people there, a lot of Germany.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of really nice weather put a lot
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  Speaker 1: of really white people.
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  Speaker 3: It's so strange to see this many Germans with the
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  Speaker 3: with the statue of Christ the Redeemer in the.
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  Speaker 1: Background, all these guys doing day behind them. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: fucking yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Crackick shout out. Tom put out a quick shout out
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  Speaker 3: before we recorded tonight on the Instagram asking did anybody
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  Speaker 3: have anything to say any questions for the one hundredth episode.
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  Speaker 3: Might start doing that again because we actually got a
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  Speaker 3: couple in. Our friend, Chip the painter has no questions.
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  Speaker 3: He just wants to say, keep up the good work, lads,
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  Speaker 3: Thank you very much. I appreciate that kindly. End our
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: old buddy end Over and Instagram came in with the
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  Speaker 3: question what are your favorite batchet conspiracy theories? Not jfs,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: k et cetera, just mental ones. We might we might
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  Speaker 3: pull at that a little bit, yeah, episodes. I mean
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  Speaker 3: I mentioned the moon there the day, which I kind
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  Speaker 3: of don't believe in, but would believe that would be
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  Speaker 3: a thing.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what I think he's I think what
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  Speaker 1: he's what he's poking at there? And we need to
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  Speaker 1: go root in around for fun once because you and
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: I have been involved with of course Gordo and stuff
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  Speaker 1: like that. Because good old friend, I think we need
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  Speaker 1: to root out.
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  Speaker 3: For the a couple of them for a proper episode.
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  Speaker 3: And I give you one here for nothing seen as
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  Speaker 3: how you're so nice to ask. I'll give you one
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  Speaker 3: that I believe in the depths of my heart. Blue
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: rays and DVDs. Same fucking thing, Buddy Bigfoot. I think
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: he's ready to go. Just say and then one last
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: one over here from Sharon chimes In on Instagram. She asks,
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  Speaker 3: on Tom, you might take this one your favorite Bond
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  Speaker 3: movie and your favorite Bond actor.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: I think it's it's Goldfinger and it's fucking Cornery. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's Connory. I just I don't know why. It's almost
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: like he was continuously he knew the crack he was
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: having and the right thing is going to be doing
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  Speaker 1: as a result of that lead name it.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you that much.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Do you know the rest awesome to a bit, heckey, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we got to Dinah Craig and they kind of hard
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: enough as moll, but it was like, you know, whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Does it all the at the time, I'll tell you,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: I'm curious and so far as like, my favorite Bond
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  Speaker 3: actor is Pierce bros And I thought he looked great
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  Speaker 3: in the role, but he was never in like a
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: very very very good film. No maybe, but like he was,
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  Speaker 3: he was too good for the movies that he was in.
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  Speaker 1: I also could believe that Connery could have could knock
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  Speaker 1: the ballocks out of most of us.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, not so. I'll say a favorite Bond actor
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: is uh Pierce Pros and I have always said to
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: anyone that will listen to, my favorite Bond movie.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Is Diamonds Are Okay, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought Day
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  Speaker 1: Living Daylights right, Okay, Living Day.
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  Speaker 3: That's good as well, But Diamonds Are Forever. That's my
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  Speaker 3: that's my that's my man. Okay, Tom, that's a hundred.
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  Speaker 1: Baby, that's a hundred. Have you did you say you
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: had a lot of ultra in the house because this.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no ship, but you got it right here
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  Speaker 3: right nice?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so you can't overdose in voltro. That's all I
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: need to know because I'm going to lie into that
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: of the stuff now.
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  Speaker 3: For I guess every anybody's just listened to it. Maybe
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: we should get on the video any things, because then
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  Speaker 3: I have no way approven that I.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Just held up a tube of alter Roye and that
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  Speaker 1: was it.
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  Speaker 3: I've got everything, Tiger Tom all like the balloons with
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  Speaker 3: my Krueger hands.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: For anybody wondering he didn't just hold up the little
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: not where did what eastern your eastern Black country? Did
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: you get that out of? It? Looks like a fucking
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Pringle tube of volto. They don't make him that big?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Is that from the fucking farm shop you got that one?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Is that? Or your hends tiny?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: You know by a bulk? I'm not gonna tell you.
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  Speaker 1: All right anyway, On that note, I can only apologize
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: my bones cracking throughout the whole podcast. One hundred has
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  Speaker 1: been jerb be one hundred more to continue.
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  Speaker 3: Let's do. Good luck, go Leg