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609: My Perspective · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: You guys gonna be a little jealous, But I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna sing it. What I can't see clearly now that
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  Speaker 1: I've hit the bong. We were we waiting for you
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  Speaker 1: to clear the I'm like, yo, fuck all those obstacles
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  Speaker 1: in my way. I thought we had a new no
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  Speaker 1: bong hits before the podcast rule. Sometimes I wish Casey
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  Speaker 1: would walk in wearing a thong. Oh boy, boy, because
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  Speaker 1: it would be a bride, bright, bright, sunshine day. I
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  Speaker 1: love it. Well. I'm fortunately, guys, I'm fortunate to have
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  Speaker 1: seen Casey's bought during the infamous time when you um,
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  Speaker 1: we don't walk around the party. We don't need to
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  Speaker 1: talk about that. We don't, okay, do we have to
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  Speaker 1: cut that? No, we don't have to cut It was
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  Speaker 1: a long time ago. It was a long time ago.
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  Speaker 1: Donald Donald was over served at a Scrubs party, and
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  Speaker 1: we've told you about this. He was walking around with
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  Speaker 1: the shirt off and showing a picture of Casey's bum
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  Speaker 1: um and bragging about how well he did with his
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  Speaker 1: with his girlfriend. There you go. Casey arrived so by
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  Speaker 1: the event, right, But she surprised me. She surprised me.
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  Speaker 1: She surprised Donald At the event. She was the town.
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  Speaker 1: She was out of town, yes, and she thought that
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  Speaker 1: the height of her humiliation would be that her fiance
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  Speaker 1: was shirtless at the party and hammered. She had yet
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  Speaker 1: to learn that he had been bragging by showing off
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  Speaker 1: a picture of her ass. She married me anyway? Can
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  Speaker 1: you believe it? She married him anyway? Well, you did
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  Speaker 1: very well. She looks so beautiful at that Easter party,
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  Speaker 1: which is where I think we should obviously start, because
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  Speaker 1: the internets are going to want to know you met
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  Speaker 1: your hero. Only do you meet your hero? You took
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  Speaker 1: pictures with Harrison Ford. I had a feeling this was
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  Speaker 1: gonna come up today. Oh really, you didn't we talking
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  Speaker 1: about First of all, Casey was nervous. She's like, oh no,
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna do He's gonna drink too much and do something.
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  Speaker 1: So no, this is well, this is what happened. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why you guys waited until, like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: two three hours before the party to call me. I
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  Speaker 1: mean to text me and be like, Yo, Harrison Ford's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be at the party. Don't fucking freak out. This
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  Speaker 1: is the actual text. And I'm like, oh shit, And
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  Speaker 1: I say it to Casey. I go, Casey, Zac just
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  Speaker 1: tolmy Harrison Ford's gonna be at the party and not
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  Speaker 1: to freak out, and she goes, what, oh shit, right,
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  Speaker 1: she started freaking out. She starts freaking out. I immediately
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  Speaker 1: turned around and break down in tears, like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: Like you start crying, dude, because the moment was it
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  Speaker 1: was an overwhelming moment. It was like, all right, I
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  Speaker 1: want to be cool about this, but I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to be too cool. And you know, so I get
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  Speaker 1: what happens to people when they meet people, you know,
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  Speaker 1: for the first time and they break down and shit
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  Speaker 1: like that, because it's especially when it's out of the
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  Speaker 1: blue and it's unexpected, because your emotions all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: like I've waited for this moment in my whole life,
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  Speaker 1: and what I was gonna say, you know. So, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so happy that you texted me that three hours before,
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  Speaker 1: because if you hadn't and he showed up, you would
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  Speaker 1: have been like your character when you met Lando Calrissian,
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  Speaker 1: and it would have been worse than Lando Calrissian. It
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  Speaker 1: would have been worse. And he's you know, he's a
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  Speaker 1: grown man too. You know what I mean, he's you know,
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  Speaker 1: he was very sweet. You know, I didn't know what
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  Speaker 1: to expect. I knew he was going to be there
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  Speaker 1: because Bill is directing a new show with Jason Siegel
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  Speaker 1: and m Harrison Ford is going to be the co star,
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  Speaker 1: which is very exciting, most importantly for me because I
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  Speaker 1: get to direct him. I'm going to direct Harrison Ford
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  Speaker 1: down whoa Yeah, man, come on, dude, but I've directed
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  Speaker 1: some legends, but I mean, Harrison ford Is is up
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  Speaker 1: there amongst what what do you? What do you? What
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  Speaker 1: do you? What are you trying to do right now?
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm trying to humble. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: humble brag. Do you mind you can come to send
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  Speaker 1: and be my my assistant that that's exactly That's exactly
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  Speaker 1: what I want to do, is act. That's exactly what
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  Speaker 1: I want to do. You're absolutely right. Excuse me, this
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  Speaker 1: oat is too cold. I'm sorry. Harrison Um was really cool.
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  Speaker 1: He couldn't have been couldn't he couldn't have been? Um
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  Speaker 1: sweeps dope, dude. He took was your family pictures. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: he took so many family they had a photo booth thing.
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  Speaker 1: This was that the Lawrences. The Lawrences always have a
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  Speaker 1: fancy Eastern event and we should shout them out, Bill
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  Speaker 1: and Christopher. Yeah, they threw, They always throw such for
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  Speaker 1: the memories. I go for the bunnies because you get
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  Speaker 1: a momosa in one hand and a bunny in the other.
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  Speaker 1: And I mean, is there anything better than that? Just
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  Speaker 1: a mimosa in one hand and a bunny in the other. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a picture with Harrison Ford, us picture with Harrison Ford.
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  Speaker 1: So then, But the funny part was it, like so
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  Speaker 1: they have this beautiful photo booths set up with you know,
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  Speaker 1: one of those professional companies that does it, and Harrison
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  Speaker 1: Ford agrees to be in Donald's shot with his family. Well,
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't doing anything. He was walking with his hands
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  Speaker 1: in his pockets like just like you know, everybody had
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  Speaker 1: left him alone at that moment, and I called out.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, hey, Harrison, you want to be enough
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  Speaker 1: did the buzz? Did you have enough of the buzz
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  Speaker 1: to ask? Or were you so? No? But no, but
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  Speaker 1: you know, something took over me, like the force was
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  Speaker 1: strong with me at that moment, like for real. And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, yo, Harrison, you want to take a
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  Speaker 1: picture with me and my family? For Easter. He was like, fuck, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: of course, and he comes over and he takes a
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  Speaker 1: picture with us. Yeah, dude, not only does he take
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  Speaker 1: a picture with us, he takes several of us several
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  Speaker 1: to the point word to the point where it was
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  Speaker 1: over and everyone was like, oh my god, Donald. Everyone
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  Speaker 1: everyone knows how much Donald loves Harrison Ford, and everyone
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  Speaker 1: was in the picture was amazing and it was so great.
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  Speaker 1: But then there's like this moment where they're leaving and
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  Speaker 1: Donald's like, oh, we should probably get one without Harrison Ford,
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  Speaker 1: like for our family. And so Donald says to the
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  Speaker 1: photo booth guy in front of Harrison Ford, he goes, hey, Casey,
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  Speaker 1: here to do. And that's what we're talking about this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking about you and how beautifully looked in
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  Speaker 1: your dress. You made your dress. You should give that
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  Speaker 1: company a shout out. La Johnson Ula Johnson Ladies. Was
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  Speaker 1: it a very pricey dress? Uh yeah, but it was well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, for a special event. Yeah. Well if you're
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  Speaker 1: if you, I'm gonna give Ulah Johnson a shout out
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  Speaker 1: because Casey looks very, very pretty. And we're talking about
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  Speaker 1: that funny moment when Donald had to say a sentence.
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  Speaker 1: I never thought i'd ever hear donald say, can we
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  Speaker 1: take a picture without Harrison Ford? Can we just save?
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  Speaker 1: Was this? Was that not the most amazing memory of
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  Speaker 1: all time? Well, it's just so funny. Of all, as
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  Speaker 1: long as I've known Donalds, his favorite star in the
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  Speaker 1: world is Harrison Ford. He's never met him, now, is he? Now?
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  Speaker 1: He We've done the reason he became an actor, dud, dude.
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  Speaker 1: We've done shows together. I've been in the same room
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  Speaker 1: as him, Like we once did a Conan together and
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  Speaker 1: he recorded his. He prerecorded his, so he wasn't there.
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  Speaker 1: I got there thinking I'm gonna meet Harrison Ford, and shit,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, it's tonight, and I got my stories prepared
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  Speaker 1: like it's Conan too, like, so I'm ready for it.
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  Speaker 1: I get there, Harrison Ford's not there. Harrison Ford already precorded.
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  Speaker 1: Did you talk about him? No, we didn't talk anything.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't say anything. He wasn't But when we heard
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  Speaker 1: he was going to be at the party, I almost
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  Speaker 1: aborted because I said he started crying. Literally he had tears,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, oh God, I can't, we can't go.
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  Speaker 1: I can't let you go down in flames like this.
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  Speaker 1: I was just worried that Donald was going to drink
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  Speaker 1: too much and then like hazy and get woozy and
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  Speaker 1: get crazy crazy. Can I tell you what he said?
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  Speaker 1: We're driving. First of all, we get in the car
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  Speaker 1: and we're pulling out. I was like, okay, are we
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  Speaker 1: going to talk about it? He was like, I'm mad cool,
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  Speaker 1: I'm mad cool. Okay. So we get home and he's
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  Speaker 1: like drooling over the picture looking at it, and then
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  Speaker 1: he said, I can't believe you did this shit to
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  Speaker 1: me again. And I said what he said, You've got
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  Speaker 1: in the middle right between the two of us and
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  Speaker 1: the picture. It was it was just like the Obama pick.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: Like he was. He was angry at a Look at
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  Speaker 1: the Obama pick with me and Obama. Casey's right in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of it. Look at the picture and Harrison
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  Speaker 1: Ford's right in the middle of the one, the one
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  Speaker 1: from the photo booths, the one from the photo booth
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  Speaker 1: that you posted. He looks like a cutout. And a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people because they know how much you love him,
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  Speaker 1: thought like, oh, I was photoshopped or a cutout or something.
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  Speaker 1: But the ones I took from the side. Look look amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Thank god I saved the day. First of all, how
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  Speaker 1: great does he look? He looks amazing and he's so
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  Speaker 1: friendly by the way everyone then you know, Andrew Watt
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  Speaker 1: was there and they were like, let's do a silly one,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and he was like putting the ears underneath
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  Speaker 1: his chin and being silly and like he was like
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  Speaker 1: so so friendly and like cool, amazing, he was everything.
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  Speaker 1: It made me a lot less afraid to direct him.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, because I was, you got to bring
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  Speaker 1: you a game, man. You can't fuck around as Harrison
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  Speaker 1: for it. Bro. No, I always bring my a game.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think I ever don't bring my a game
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  Speaker 1: to my directing career. You know, I'm going to take
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  Speaker 1: this one off one Harrison different. But it's party Harrison. No,
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  Speaker 1: of course. But it's always cool to meet someone before
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  Speaker 1: you show up on set and you're like, hey man,
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  Speaker 1: it was a great meeting you at the party, and
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  Speaker 1: now let's do the show. So glad he wasn't an asshole.
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  Speaker 1: And we've got the holiday card that keeps on giving.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be a Christmas card, our New Year's card,
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  Speaker 1: Donald's Birthday card everything, all right, I gotta go. Let's
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  Speaker 1: get in the show. Everybody five six shows stories about
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: show we made about a bunch of docs and nurses,
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: And I said, he's the stories never so Gado around you?
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: Here are Gato around you here? M hm, So this
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: show is pretty funny, Donald, I laughed. I did not.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: I did not, No, not at all all right now,
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: moments last week there were moments where I was like, oh, yeah,
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: there were moments like that. I was like, oh, that's funny.
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  Speaker 1: But there are some classic lines in this episode that
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: are like Scrubs classics. Well, there's one scene that I
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  Speaker 1: laughed at and we'll get to it later, but that
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  Speaker 1: shit had me rolling. And also it was because who
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: was in the scene as well. It's called My Perspective,
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  Speaker 1: written by the lovely and talented Andrew Nissel and directed
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: by John Putch, and um JD's not feeling well, we
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  Speaker 1: don't really know. Oh oh he has vaso. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even how to say it, vas vasil syncopapy whatever, Joel,
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: can you get the correct pronunciation for this? It means
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  Speaker 1: that one can pass out while pooing, yeah, amongst other Yeah,
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: you're nude and most of the cold opening. Yes, Zoey,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't look too good. I wish i'd work now
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: you had that you still had the v thing on
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  Speaker 1: the sides. No, I didn't have sea gutters. I was not.
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: Probably I'm in Miami. We never addressed the fact that
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: I'm in Miami. This is my first live show from Miami.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have sea gutters right now? I'm not. I
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: don't have full sea gutters, but i'm but I've been
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: working my way back to shape. Are they d gutters?
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: Do you want to see the view from um where
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: I am? Yes, m that's gorgeous. That's it's dirty windows,
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: but that's the beach. I don't know anyone here though,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I know I know Bill who's not currently
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: in town. Dude, you just did a movie with Gabrielle Union.
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  Speaker 1: Now you she used to run that town. Hit her
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: up and be like yo, what should Yeah? And I
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  Speaker 1: she played your wife in that awesome movie Cheaper by
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: the Dozen. That daughter can't get enough of Cheaper by
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: the Dozen, everybody. In case you missed it, Donald, thank
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: you for the plug. It's on Disney Plus. You should
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  Speaker 1: really watch it. I also recently learned that Garden State
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: has an interesting uh trivia about it. Not only is
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: it on Disney Plus because Disney bought Fox, but it's
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: also on Amazon Prime Video, so you can watch that
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  Speaker 1: movie I made in either place. But yes, a cheaper
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: rather doesn't with Gabrielle Union is on Disney Plus. And
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't hit up Gabby and say where's the spot?
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go, n But you don't mean to
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  Speaker 1: go to the spot. You just want to get some
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  Speaker 1: good food. I already know I have some good restaurant
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  Speaker 1: hook up. You want to do? You want to hang
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: out with some good people? I have a hook up.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: Amanda's got friends to have a boat, and they're gonna
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: and they're gonna take me on on their boat, because
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: you know, I like a boat. Do you like a boat?
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: You like a fishing boat? I mean I love a boat.
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  Speaker 1: Biami is like boat culture, and there's boats everywhere. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but it's the cigarette boats. No. I didn't want a
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  Speaker 1: Miami vice. But what I want? No, these people have
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  Speaker 1: a nice boat. I'm gonna go out with them and
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: drink rose. I like that. That sounds great. Do you
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: want to come down for the weekend? No? Please, please,
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  Speaker 1: I'll fly you I can't. I miss you, motherfucker. We
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: just saw each other, I know, but it would Casey,
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  Speaker 1: let you fly down for the weekend and see what
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  Speaker 1: we get into. I got a boat. If I see
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: what you're trying to get into, you'd be happy to know.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: I don't have the buttons with me in Miami. Daniel
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: can put in what you're trying to get into. It
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: what you're trying to get into a day shoon or
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  Speaker 1: what you're trying to do. Yeah, she look, if I
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: would bring her up here right now, she'd be like, absolutely,
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: you should go, you should totally go. But if I
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  Speaker 1: ask her off air, she'd be like, get the fuck
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  Speaker 1: out of here. I don't know. I will pay you
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  Speaker 1: for your flight. Oh, here we go. Vaiso vagel syncope,
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  Speaker 1: vaso vagil. I think that's supposed to be a just sound, right,
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  Speaker 1: vaso vagil syncope. I'm sorry to all you doctors and
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: nurses who know what that is and you're laughing at me.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: I'm a fake doctor, but that is a joell. Can
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  Speaker 1: you google or Wikipedia what it actually is? We just know.
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  Speaker 1: We just know that you can you can pass out
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  Speaker 1: from pooping if you haven't, well, you're nude most of
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  Speaker 1: the cold open dude. Yes, and my penis is hidden
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  Speaker 1: every time. Yes, I'm seeing doctor Cox down feel well.
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  Speaker 1: He's mean to me, he says, oh, look at that
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: you have a penis. Of course we're introduced to me
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: losh odd timing with this horror in Ukraine. But I'm
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: assuming he's from a war torn area like that, because
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: he's he's that seems to be what he's playing. But um,
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  Speaker 1: then Donald describes to me that man is the only
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: animal that wears pants during twosies. Well, because man, that's
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  Speaker 1: that's true, the truth you are speaking. You are preaching truth.
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  Speaker 1: But we are the only animal on this planet with consciousness. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: with what would you call it? That? Where's how would
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: you phrase it? Daniel that wears pants? I think clothing
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  Speaker 1: it's local to you know, humans, So yes, we would
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  Speaker 1: be the only animal. We are the only animals that
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  Speaker 1: were clothing by choice. I think, right, it's like true,
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  Speaker 1: that's no. But there might be birds that no, no, bro,
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  Speaker 1: No monkeys might cover something. No, bro, there's no monkey.
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  Speaker 1: That's like yo, man, I'm just gonna grow a lot
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  Speaker 1: of hair around here because I'm ashamed of my penis
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  Speaker 1: and I don't want nobody to see right, right, that's okay.
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  Speaker 1: So this disease or this problem is a brief loss
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  Speaker 1: of consciousness due to a neurologically induced drop in blood
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  Speaker 1: pressure and or decrease in heart rate. Before an affected
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  Speaker 1: person passes out, there may be sweating and decreased ability
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  Speaker 1: to see or ringing in the ears. Occasionally, the person
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  Speaker 1: may twitch while unconscious. It looks like they're having a seizure. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: so there you go. That's why. That's what happens to JD.
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  Speaker 1: He's got this thing and may never addressed. We know,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: we know that Judy has a cane because she's broken himp.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: We've spoken on the podcast. It's never addressed at all
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: in the episode by Judy as a king, Like, why
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: not add a line? All of a sudden, Juda just
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  Speaker 1: has a cane? Yeah, out the window. Can we just
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: add a line? Guys, can we had a line to
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  Speaker 1: explain the king or just gonna king the episode? I
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: think it's crazy that uh huh JD is timing his
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: twoosies around when the neighbors go to couples counseling. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't laugh at that, but I was like, oh,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: that's pretty clever. And they've got this spy equipment. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: that uh that Turk bought j D for. Why did
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: you buy me spying? I am not I forget, I
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: don't I don't remember. Okay, but you use it. But
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: we use it to find out when they're leaving. No,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: so that, yeah, I guess. So, yeah, why do we
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: use it when we see them leave? It's not really explained.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: We see them leave. And then why are you listening
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: to me poohing? Because you've got an Anglo it's really weird.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: And then they arrive. First of all, No, it's more
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: complicated in that they went to they drove and went
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: to an hour session of couples counseling and then drove
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: ac So what the fuck were you thinking while I
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: was gone for an hour and a half. Well, I
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: guess I'm listening to you, so I knew you were
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: just sitting there. I don't. I don't know. There's a
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: there's a there's a break in the logic because why
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: wouldn't if your friend went to go pooh and he
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: was gone for an hour and a half, wouldn't you?
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: And this is before but I also have the I
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: have the spy equipment, Tim, But it's not hearing anything
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: because I'm passed out. Because so, I mean, I didn't
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: hear you fall off the toilet either, like I didn't
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: hear it. You may not even listening at that point.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Come my own buddy. Anyway, anyway, moving on, Buzz Donna,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: how is counseling, he says, from the floor naked of
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: their bathroom. Buzz is mad my. Yeah, that's what opens
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: that closes the cold open. My name is Bob Kelsel,
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: and I like horse and I love horse. No, I
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: love horse. I love horse. And that's his example of saying, yeah,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: that's his that's his intro. He called the meeting to
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: say that we shouldn't be telling patients the truth. And
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: that's an example of a truth that he's not going
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: to tell. Pe you wrote it down pretty much the
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: exact same way. And then and then he goes into
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: a whole lot. Then I have to go into an
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: elaborate story of about a woman who ended up sucking
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: on helium and and yelled, I'll kill you because she
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: sucked on a helium tank from pediatrics. And then and
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: then Ted says, and he goes, what's going to happen
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: now to that woman because she got injured and we
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: told her the truth and Ted said, girlfriend's gonna get heide.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: So yeah, uh, the janitor is going on vacation. He's
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: going on a custodial cruise. Donald, I smelled. I knew
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: there was something fishing Mark from the beginning of it.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize that it was fake, did you. I
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: knew right away. There's no way he is an elaborate
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: you know, sometimes the Janitor's schemes are or not that elaborate.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: This one took a lot of time and involved a wolf. Yeah,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: and it fails in the end. Spoiler alert, Sorry spoiler alert. Well,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: I think if you watched the show, you watched the show.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: But it's a little bit like Wildly Coyote. I mean,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: the janitor and I are always a little bit like
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: a road runner in the wild Coyote. But this one
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: really backfires in his face. Yeah, pick time or like
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Sylvester and Speedy guns Alice, do you think this was
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: a real that was a real wolf? It just looked
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: like a husky. It's pretty big. It's pretty big. It
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: didn't look like a wolf. But knowing Bill, i'man knowing
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Bill and his love of animals, I'm sure it was
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: a wolf. Okay, I'm sure there was a safety meeting
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: in everything. Okay, So Elliott is so Elliott is whining
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: about having sex with me. But Elliott, you know, if
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: you look back, we had really good sex. I mean
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: all the sex. Guys had a pizza. You guys at
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: a whole pizza and we banged all over the Hartman
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: up against the wall. And I mean, you obviously couldn't
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: show climaxing on on on NBC, but I believe there
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: was some tips of the hat to climaxing. Speaking of
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Elliott and j D, how great was it to see
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Dolly and John at the at the party party, we
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: saw the children, We saw the real j D and
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: his wife, Dolly, who to remind you, uh, it was
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: not only was a show based on on real JD,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: but he was He and his wife were the advisors
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: and we only see them once a year. At Bill's
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Easter party, we only see all these people. We saw
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: johnny C who's ripped as ever. Dude, dude, he looks
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: very healthy. He's building a deck. He's coming on a show,
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: by the way. Guy. Yeah, but he's building Donald's dream.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: He's building Donald's wet dream in his He's building a
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: freaking shed for golf. Like, it's a golf simulator in
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: a shed. Yeah, a golf simul Later that's it's like,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: it's yeah, it's a shed that's sole purpose is to
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: house a golf simulator. Yeah, isn't that what you want?
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, man, Johnny's doing it. He's building it
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: himself too, man like. But he's the kind of guy
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: that can do that. So, Daniel, by the way, you
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: didn't tell us. We get all excited because Johnny sees
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: telling us about the golf shed, and Donald's like literally
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: salivating at the idea of a golf simulating shed. I
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: can't think of anything more golf simulating whatever the fuck
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: it's called. And then he goes, oh, by the way,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I commissioned the electronics in the computer from Daniel, We're like,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: what how did you keep that from us that you
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: were that you've been commissioned to create the correct computer?
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: He uh, he hit me up and said, uh, Daniel,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: this is the budget I have and uh, I just
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: needed to do this one thing. Can we make it happen?
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I was like, Johnny, I got you. Let's do it.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Wait a second. You you designed the computer that will
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: be in the golf shed. Yeah, and I actually built
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: it on stream so you could watch it if you
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: wanted to do do. Can I ask you a question please?
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: The one thing that it does is it just a tracker.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: That's it. So it's a couple of different parts. One
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: thing is an actual like unit that is like tracking
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: his swing, but he needed a PC to run the
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: whole thing. So it runs a golf simulator program and
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: it takes in all the data from the tracker itself.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: And second way, slow down because I'm concerned if I
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: buy a very expensive golf simulator that you see online
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: and Donald probably looks as he's falling asleep at night, Um,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: that's a that's a piece of hardware. No. Correct. And
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: then but that has to be tied to a PC. Correct.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Not only has to be tied to a PC, it
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: has to be tied to a projector. It has to
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: be tied like there. And then especially if it's if
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: it's if it's looking at his swing, if it's paying
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: attention to its his swing. He also has something that
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: like it's like if you were to go to someplace
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: like golf Tech is a perfect example. Yeah, but that
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: probably all comes with the kit. The kit doesn't come
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: with I imagine, is not necessary, not necessarily. Usually all
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: golf simulators it measures. It measures everything from impact so
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: where the ball gets hit at right, So once it's hit,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: the computer tells you the angles and all of that stuff. Yeah,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: the numbers that go up and stuff. But if you
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: have something that's measuring how you're swinging, like his body
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that, that's something completely different. That sounds
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: so boring and so so boring. So your faces, but
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I don't have any of my buttons to play with,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: so you should be happy today. Um, because I'm in
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Miami sing it all out then, Yeah, I'm in Miami.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I'm Miami. I don't even want to sing the songs
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: that that are most coming to my mind these days.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Um danel um, Yes, sir, you built the computer I did,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: and you streamed it. So if people want to see
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: if people are geeked out about shit like that, they
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: could go on the YouTube. So how do they find it?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: They could go on my Twitch channel. Um, I might
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: post it on YouTube as well as its own dedicated
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: computer building stream but um, yeah, it was like an
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: hour and a half on it only took an hour
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: and a half. Yeah, you know what to buy, and
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: then you and you and then you just put it
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: all together. I just put it all together. Now, Johnny,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: C's scary. I hope you did it right. I think
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I think I didn't want to. I wouldn't
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: want to fuck it up. No worries. I already tested
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: it out. I actually installed all of the software on
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: the computer before I gave it to him, So it
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: is good to go. Do they have rumble packs yet
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: for a golf simulator? No, for like let's say, you know,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Star Wars flight simulator. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I mean it
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: really depends on the controller you get. And again this
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: could be a longer conversation, but like, yeah, I'm talking
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: about like board golf anymore. Shut up, you look up,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: you shut the fun. I will fucking fly home and
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: kick your fucking golf coming back. Then, come do it
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: what I'm doing. Come first, you come here for boat
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: day and I'll fucking push you in the water. Oh yeah,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: you can come down there, and I'd like to see
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: you fucking try. This is how I fucking get there.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I fucking get down there to tell me. I'm if
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I'm coming down there, motherfucker. Yeah, because you gotta shy
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: and push me. But when you do, I'm gonna fucking
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: move out of the way and I'm gonna push you. Yeah,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna wrestle you in one of the births.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I'll wrestle you. Do you know what the birth is? No,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: that's a boat bedroom. I'll wrestle you on a schooner.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I'll wrestle you want a scooner? Man? Don't you want
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: to wave run together? I don't know anyone here. I'm
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: telling you different wave runners right, not like one wave
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: running to No, we can't be on one wave runner.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. But I We're gonna go to break Joel.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: But I do want to say, do you think that
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Dwayne Wade and Gabrielle Union's friends are gonna want to
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: hang out with me? No, but they'll definitely point you
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: in a direction of someplace that they you know that
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: you can go and have a good time. You know
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: who I ran into on the street the other day.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I went to dinner with some friends that a man
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: to introduce me to. Who are lovely? Who are my
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: new boat friends. And um, I'm walking home and some
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: guy yells Zach Braff. And when someone yells your name
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: on the street, you're wearing right, especially if Miami man.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Don't fuck around, dude, they'll get your ass. They will
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: get your ass in Miami. Clack clack. Really, I should
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: be afraid of gun mine. I didn't know. I didn't
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: think I was trying shot you, Zack. I don't think
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I was trying to come after you. Click click clack
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: clack kick kick bam. I was not listen. I got
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: a welcome package. It did not include be careful of
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: gun play. I motherfuck, are you in Dade County? Click click,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: clock click all that shit talking. He was talking about
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: the Santis here they come click, But in South Beach,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: that's where I am. I don't want to be clop clop,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: clip clop clip clop anyway. So I turn around because
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: it's hard to not turn around and someone says your name.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, try it. It's hard. But even though you
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: know it might be a fan, or it might be
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: just a drunk person, you just don't know. But I
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: instinctively turned around and it was Baron Davis. What and
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: I'm friendly with Baron Davis. Do you know who he is?
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Donald's a SPAVI, He's a sports player. What does he
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: play for? He used to be used to play basketball
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: for one of the LA teams. I don't know what's team.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: What LA team did he play for? Is he just
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: said your friend because you said you're friendly with him?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: What lad play? I was friendly with him after he retired,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: but I believe it was the Lakes. You believe wrong, clup.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I do know who fucking Baron Davis is. Ha ha.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: It was a trick fucking answer. You don't really know him.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I do know him, but I know him from after
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: he retired. Um he um he's I went to high
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: school Kate Hudson and Kate Hudson used to have really
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: fun game nights and he was really always the game
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: nights and he was fun and he was awesome, and
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: we became friends. And I haven't seen him in years,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: but there he was giving me, giving me a warm hug.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. We should have exchanged numbers. Maybe I'll get
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: his number from Kaden. I'll have a friend. You guys
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: didn't go to the club, not really a going club
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: kind of guy. These this this stage, you know, forty
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: seven Miami. I don't want to be at the club.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: My fuck, it's Miami. There's a bunch of my fuck
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: is your age at the club? What are you talking about?
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: And I don't want to do the good club. I
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: want to go to a nice I want to go
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: to a nice restaurant. I want to be at the beach.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be everybody everybody and shit, it's
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: like it's like it's like brazil Man in Miami. Ain't
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: it like every No, it's just not at the party. No,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, I'm not into that's Miami, you know. Like
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: you know when back in the day, we used to
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: be into like bottle service and they bring you like
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: champagne with a sparkler in it. I can't think of
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: anything less interesting keeping one hundred. Nobody was in the
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: bottle service unless that shit was for free keeping one hundred,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: keeping one hundred, and they bring it it's your birthday
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: and they bring like the sparklers and they dance around
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: and they get the bottle. That's the only time you're
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: in the bottle service is when it's like free. That
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: shit's so stupid. I'm sorry. I don't get me wrong.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: We did it, we participated, but but at hashtag forty
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: seven forty eight, we're too old for that. Bullshit cuts
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: to me in a night check them out. He's gonna
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: leave forever. No, that's not gonna happen. All right, we're
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: gonna break and we come back. We're gonna talk about
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: how you can pass out when you poop, and we're back.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: You promised them. We talk about how you could pass
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: out when you poop. Well, I'll be careful. It's a thing.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: It's a real thing. So when you're pooping, make sure
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: you're holding on. Just hold on. We're going home. Do
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: you check the toilet paper dollar as you're wiping yourself
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: to see everybody does? I'm told that some don't. Why
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: how do you know how much is left? You check?
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: I just got gauge. What you gotta gauge? You got
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: a gauge by what's on there? Yeah, I'm told that
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: some people just go with God and trust. Those people
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: got itchy, but they got itchy butt or burned. But yeah, right, anyway,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Um Elliott's whining about sex with ad I spoke about that.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: That was bullshit. Carla has a cane. That's not a
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: explained the pan raise what the fuck was that? But
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Eliot also wished her teacher had hit on her. Oh,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: there's a fun fact about the pants. Those weren't real pants.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Those are because it would be almost impossible and you're
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: slip and bust your ass. Yeah. I don't know if
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Johnny Yo made it, but somebody made soft where they foam? Yeah,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: they were made out of foam and we ran on
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: in that. Yeah, you would have slipped your fucking your
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: head open. There's a lot of Scrubs Wiki on this episode.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you some things, um, how to learn?
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: What to learn? Um the toddtime dot com, which is
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: no longer active. Of course, he's wearing that shirt and
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: it went to it used to go to a website
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: of him just in a banana hammock flexing his muscles.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: But if you want to see it, apparently, go to
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Scrubs wiki and there's a link to something called the
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: way back Machine which will enable you to see um
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Rob shaking his ding dong around. Can I ask you
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: a question, Zach, Yeah, are you getting like good room
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: service right now? No? Because I'm in a condo, I
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: don't have I'm not in a hotel, so I don't
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: have what why why asking that? Of all things? I
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: got the Munchie's bro anyway, Um, all right, well, um,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: what's what? What? What's the strand of a weed that
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: you are enjoyed? Maybe those of us, those of our
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: listeners who like weed might be curious to know what
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: it's called. This one was called animal face. Oh, animal face, Okay,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: animal face if you're interested in animal face. Donald highly
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: recommends it, no pun intended. Um, here's some other things
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: from the um. So okay, So that that fantasy where
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I'm Frankenstein's monster. Now everyone, let's make sure we're clear.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Frankenstein is the doctor. That was the best. That was
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: where I laughed. That's the one time I laughed. Are
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: you wait, Donald, that's not Frankenstein. That's Frankenstein's monster. No,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: I know that, of course it's okay. Well I'm saying
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: is if you're one of those people out there still
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: calling that thing Frankenstein. No, Frankenstein is the doctor. It's okay. Well, anyway,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: the angry mob that that, and I'm like, I'm like,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I'm really not into fire the main guy who I'm
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: arguing with because I ate. His sister is Patrick Bolton.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Didn't we have Patrick on I forgot. There's so many shows.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: I don't think we've been talking about it forever. Patrick Joe,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Well we got. I mean we're in season six, this
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: shit's almost over. We should have We should have Patrick Bolton.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Patrick Bolton was our best friend on the show. So
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: he's a set dresser on the onset dresser, which is
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: the person who's decorating the set and moving stuff around
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: while you know, they'll say it's a it's a tricky
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: position and hard position because everyone's always yelling your name
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: and always Patrick, we gotta get the desk out of
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: here so we can put the ca right. He really
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: only had two specialties, you know what I mean. Well,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Patrick figured out that he could put everything on wheels,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: which was smart because they didn't get much of a
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: budget to have a coworker. So what happens when you're
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: on a set and they're like, get this couch out
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: of here, Patrick, we're putting the camera here, Like what
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: is he supposed to like drag a couch by himself.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: So it's because they barely ever paid for him to
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: have an assistant, and he just he figured out that
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: he put everything on wheat on hidden wheels. There was
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: a specialty. Yeah, we made up a song and he
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: was like, it's May Special. He was English, so we
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: were like, it's May Special. T Oh. The other thing
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: he had to do was set the clocks because the
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: clocks on set or don't have batteries in them right,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: otherwise they'll be moving during the scene and the continuity
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: be all. So he always had to be like, hey,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: what time is it in this scene? And the set
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: dresser's responsibility is to set the time of the clock.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: So the song went, It's May Special tea daily and
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: wave clocks saying way anyway, we love Patrick, we have
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: got we had a lot of fun with Patrick. Oh
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: we've got some. We've had some of the best times
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: in my life with Patrick in Vegas and several times
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: in Vegas with Patrick. He's a great guy. He still
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: I think um might work on one of Bill's shows
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: at Randall shows. But he's a great guy. I run
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: into him every now and then, Like there was one
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: time I was trying to get I mean, he declined
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: to do it, obviously, but I wanted him to be
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: on the exes like they had him day play for once,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: and I thought he was so great. We had a
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: great set dresser to Denise was amazing. But uh, but
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: she was I don't know if she was gone. I
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: don't know what it was. But he came in and
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: he was and I was like, dude, it's an opening
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: YouTube coming. He's like, now, I don't want to do
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: this shit, but I fucking would have loved to hang
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: out with Patrick. He was actually, you know, there's we
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: talk We talked about how great the crew is and
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: all of that stuff. But it's rare that you make like,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: honest to goodness friend that you want to hang out
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: with on the crew. Like on set, you guys make
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: each other laugh, you know, but on Scrubs we had
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: quite a few people on the crew that just you know,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: we had poker nights together, we had you know, close,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: we got really close. But it's rare. It's rare, especially
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: now that you'd ever do fucking nine years of people
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: and we just kind of became so close to these people.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: And and and it also goes to say, not the
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: tutor on Horn, but Donald and I are the most
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: like you know, some people were like, oh hey, hey,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: how are you Donald? And I are the opposite of like,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: you know, we we chill with the crew, We did
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: everything with the crew. We had lunch with the crew.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: We we we party with the crew. We had blast. Yeah. Man,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: No one thing that's been One thing that's been so
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: weird about the COVID and filming is there's just no
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: contact at all with the crew because everyone's got masks
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: on and you and you don't really have much of
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: a of a interaction. Although you know, I'm gonna be
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: honest with you, I try and everything that I worked
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: that I've worked on since COVID started, to still try
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: and be as fun as I possibly can be on
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: set without being disruptive. You know. It's just tricky though,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: because like with a mask, it's hard to even know
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: who people are. Yeah. Yeah, but I still try and
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: I try and do it man, you know, because you know,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: as an actor, we're there for such a little you know,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: such a little bit of time. Had so much harder
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: than the actors do, and so you know, I get it,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: you know, to come in and be like, oh my god,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: I've been here for like four hours and and and
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: I haven't worked, and to think that they've been there
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: for that time plus whatever, and actors get breaks like
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: the crews like there's not a lot of downtime for
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: the crew. And so there's our shout out to the
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: amazing hard working people in the film industry. Um, I
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: um get handsy with myself. This is the first time
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: I think that we see that I that I get
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: handsy with my How funny I get drunk. Yes, I
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: think that was that something that I forgot it that's
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: come up before. It's a runner. But I but that's
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: pretty funny. You reveal me. You know, you think it's
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: going to be the standard hands like you're getting gropy
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: with with a woman, but I'm actually groping myself. Yeah,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: this is one of my favorite jokes of the show too.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Billy Ocean love one to run Billy after the Arctic
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: and Pacific, You're my favorite ocean after the Atlantic. I
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: think it is it the argue of the Atlantic. I
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: don't know which every white works with the other one
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: after the Atlantic or Pacific, you're my favorite ocean. Yeah. Well,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Jad's hammered um and hands and Elliott told him to
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: not drive his schoon home, so he walks at home.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: But because he's got the key, in the admission so
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: he can play a radio that certainly does not exist
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: on a VESPA, but will accept that as creative license.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: The janitor's very elaborate scheme this is part two, is
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: that he passes the pay phone. The same cop arrives.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Did you call saying there was a wolf? Right? Am
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: I getting this right? Yeah? And j D says, no,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I know it looks like it, but I'm just answered
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: the phone wasn't me. And the guy says, well, you're
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: you've got the key in the condition I'm gonna have
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: to give you an s s ui, which is scooting
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: under the influence, which I don't think a cop would
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: really do, do you? Yes, Joel love to hear the story, please, Jelly.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Joel has a clean record. Okay, let's just set this
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: the record straight first of all. But also many officers
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: police officers in my family, and they tell very off
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: the off the book stories later and yes, for sure,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: if if you if they feel your copping attitude with them, No, no, no,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I'm saying the guy like Jay isn't driving the scooter
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: it's on next to him, which I guess pretty dark
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: and suspicions if you if you're drunk and you have
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: keys in the ignissition. That's absolutely a law. In some
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: places that's a GWI. He'll have to be in a
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: moving vehicle. Well, there you go. I got an scy
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: scooting on an influence. Um. The funny thing was that
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: when the cop goes, have you been drinking sir? And
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: then it cuts me groping myself on getting handsy with myself.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Did you check? Did you peep the old school quick
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: time screen with me? Yeah? Yeah, and and um and
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: they had a scrubbish he had a thing about that
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: for those of you like funck cups. Um. Um that
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: that that the dumb In the janitor's email to Ted.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: The two and from lines are both the same name,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: someone named Ellen, So somebody fucked up. There also another
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: fuck up. When Turk draws an decision line on Private Dancer,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: he draws it on the right side of his abdomen.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: A couple of camera views later, the line is on
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: the left. Somebody fucked up against Sorry? Was that a
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: real scar? They did a good job? Whoever did it? No?
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: When Melosh at the end, when he's in the rain yelling,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but what was that about? It was
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: so weird. Why is it's like the Shaw Shank redemption child? Right,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Why is melosan redemption? But it's not rain, It's it's
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: it's Kelso holding the Why is Kelso holding the hose
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: on him? I don't know. Story line got cut. Yeah,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: it's like this will builds something like this will build
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: character for later or some shit like that. Like I know,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: but I don't understand. I guess Melosh is Kelso's new protege. Well,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: you know, it's interesting because I run into that guy.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: I run into the guy who plays me Loosh. I
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: used to, I should say, when I would go into
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Hollywood and go into the coffee being. I think this
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: might be the only episode that he's in, Dude, this one. Yeah,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: I think it's this one or maybe one more after this,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: But that's it. And we used to talk because we
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: had a lot of fun making this ship and having
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: the and having the back and forth that we had,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: but this was it. They were trying to clearly trying
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: to give you a new nemesis because you needed a
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: new surgical nemesis. I don't know why Milosh didn't hang
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: out that she was hilarious him in the rain. What
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: about what about me, and what about me in prison
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: putting my pants up to poop, dude? And now I
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: joined a gang and you beat someone into a game,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: I initiate them by by kicking them and saying you
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: you like that, you punk bitch. I mean Jad's time. Now,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: now Jad's gang affiliate affiliated. But his whole time in
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: the slammer, a lot happened. He he he took his
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: pants off to poop in front of inn and he
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: passed out because of his condition in front of a
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: bunch of salemates. He didn't do it. He did this
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: ship in fucking Central booking. He didn't do this shit
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: and fucking uh and he did this shit in like
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: the tombs where they hold you before the court before
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: you go to court. Yeah, before you go to court. Oh,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I can't even poop. I can't even pooh if there's
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: a line of of of those of stalls and someone
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: else's is doing it. Oh, man, I remember, I gotta
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I gotta leave. I gotta leave and go to another bathroom.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Second I hear someone, the second I hear someone like
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: making noises, I get very very self conscious. I had
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: a friend in high school who had no problems pooping
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: in I mean sorry, and junior high school, who had
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: no problems pooping in the in the in the bathrooms,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: in the public school bathrooms. And if if anybody who
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: went to public school, you know how fucked up those bathrooms,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: toilets and the toilet paper. Remember the toilet paper it was.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know about your school, but mine wasn't even
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: like a role because of course the kids would fucking
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: do shit with the role. So they were like little
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: slips of almost cardboard. It wasn't try and pull it off,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: and it would just break and break and break, and
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: you had to pull it for like so just to
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: get a nice little cushion to wipe your ass. I
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: don't think I ever poops in in in public school.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Never in my life. I had a buddy who had
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: no problem doing that shit. Yeah, no problem doing that shit. No,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: black man, you are bugging. There's no JD poops in
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: prison naked, No, but no problem with no. Then we
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: don't really see how he got initiated. Is it the
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: same ritual? Did JD get kicked on the ground and
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: they were so impressed by him pooping? Oh you're saying
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: he got to skip that because they were like, man,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: that's hardcore. Dude, props to him. That's fucking hardcore. Yeah.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Melosh was played by Benjamin King and this was his
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: only appearance. Joel tells us, Benjamin you got you got
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: done dirty. They did you dirty, but you were funny.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: You were very funny. He's done, He's going on to
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: do other telet I got more questions. I got more
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: questions about the character of Milosh, Like no, I mean,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: it seems like there was more to mine there. Do
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: you know when he was filling in his name on
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: the whiteboard because he replaced you, and he kept doing
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: his last name all long and long, and he's like,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I'll come back and finish later. Okay. So then Cox
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: tells you that fuck what Kelso saying? You don't lie?
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: You you draw your own personal line of when you're
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: going to be blatantly truthful and when you're going to
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: white lie a bit right? Isn't that the message that
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Cox is saying to you? Yeah, I guess so. And
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Mikey Weston's back, by the way, Mikey's it's sick as
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: the whole episode to talk about it, but I'm sorry.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Michael Weston's back is private danswer, and he's having short
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: term memory loss. And you're there and you're honest with him,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: you say you got CS and that's why he has
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: you replaced with me loos. And then I tell him
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: again at the end, dude, Yeah, I got to seize
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I was an average student. But then I give him
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: the I give him more of my truth. I guess. Yeah.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: And when I decided to be a doctor, I changed
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: my I changed my attitude and I switched it up,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: which is I mean, which is great. I don't know
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: how many doctors that would do that shit for you,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: you know, to be honest with me, I don't think
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: any doctor would say I used to get seed. No
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: one wants to man, No one wants to hear that, honest, No,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that. You If I ask
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: you that, I'm asking you for you to so you
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: will be like, I am the best. I fucking graduated,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: magnum koon loudy. It's like when you're an actor and
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: you're like, um, they're like, and you and you ice hockey?
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: You play ice hockey, right, You're like, of course, yeah, yeah,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: we did you know how to double dutch? Absolutely? Oh
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: double Dutch is my things. I would they loved you
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: for the acting part, and now like and and do
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: your resume is accurate? You do double Dutch? Right? Oh yes,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: oh yes, there's never been a Dutch. I've ever not
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: doubled so um that I laughed when um when Ted
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: is putting in his passport and he says, all right,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: turn away, and you guys turn away, and he's like
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: alligator three JD is taped to the ceiling for two hours. Dude,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: how do you fall back? How do you fall He
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: told you in the beginning that it was going to happen.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: I know, but it tells you before how did they
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: do that? Ted is not very straight up freaking no.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I wasn't paying attention. I wasn't paying attention. Remember, he says,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do this because you've already zoned out.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: But my my, my question, Donald is but then at
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: the end you say, he told me about this and
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I still felt for it. My point is, My point is,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: according to the story, I was duck taped to the
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: ceiling by Todd and Ted. How did they pull that off?
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: They needed somebody's help to I just don't know, man, Yeah,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: you know, because you'd be if you're wrestling with the Todd,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: you'd become very oily and you'd be able to get away, obviously,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: And if you're raising and if you're wrestling with Ted,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: the same thing. He's kind of sweaty. He's kind of sweaty.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: So maybe they got crazy eyes Mario involved or maybe
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: or what's his name? We never seen anymore. He was big.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: He could have helped, and they weren't. They trust you mean, Troy.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Troy could have easily helped. Troy would have freaking killed
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: you though, I know, but they got me. He would
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: have snapped. He would have snapped your neck straight up,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: like freaking uh, what's what's the mice? And men? He
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: would like the bunny, like the bunny, like the bunny,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: like the the girl at the end, oh oh with
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: the girl. Yeah, well spoilers if he hadn't seen men,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: all right, listen, um. The best part of the whole
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: episode occurs at this moment, when JD is duct taped
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: to the ceiling of the cafeteria, we learn that Colonel
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Doctor is Lloyd's father. Yes, yeah, there was not nearly
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: enough made out of that. I mean, what is their story?
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: You know? Nowadays on TV shows, they go off into
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: an episode that's like nothing about the main characters, like
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: off into a they I would love an episode about
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: what it's like in Colonel Doctor in Lloyd's lives. That's
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: a good, that's you know what, that's actually a great idea. Fans,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: what's a good? What's a great one offer that you
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: would love to have watched? And I don't want to
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: hear about legal custodians. I don't want to hear about
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: doctor aculae, not all of the not all the obvious ones.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Let's get let's get obscure, let's get abstract, let's get
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: freaking artistic with it. Yeah, please for the dive in
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: and dive in. What is a one off you would
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: have loved to have seen? Yeah, what's a one off
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: that doesn't involve you know, um, the main characters that
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: you would have liked. They're gonna know what, They're all
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: gonna say, Well, I'm a party Alma's pool party. Oh god,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: I would I But I now learned that an above
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: ground pool doesn't necessarily mean that, Like you could have
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: a deck and that's considered an above ground pool. The
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: best asn't learned about having a loma on is that
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: she never knew anything about that because she only read
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: her parts. She never read the full scripts, so she
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: had no idea we were talking about. Say you did
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: the same thing, except you're in every fucking scene, all right. Um,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Jad falls and he falls because he's so angry because
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: a young man can't figure out how to get Jad's hairstyle.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: And he finally wriggles out, falls to the ground and
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: he goes, for the love of God, moose and twist.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: I don't use moose for what it's worth. The real
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: secret is not washing your hair. If you want to know,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: so just dirt. Well, it's just grease, and then you
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: gotta and you gotta and then you gotta use some products.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: But the best thing for for for that hairstyle, if
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: you like it, is does not wash your hair. I
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: mean you watch with water, you just don't shampoo. That's
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: what's up. Um okay. And then the boy who cried wolf,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: the wolf males the gender. That's where he gets. Yeah,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: that's what he gets. What he puts so much work
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: in time into that, into that, into that prank. M hm.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: This hospital must be filthy. It reminds me You know,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: it's really weird because I watched a movie that's very
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: similar to spoiler alert coming. Did you watch The Batman? No? Yes,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: took me like three It took me three days to
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: watch all of it. It's not that long. Oh my gosh,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: it took me three days to watch all of it.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: But did your heart jump out of your chest when
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: they introduced the Batmobile? The cool seed ever? No, you
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: stop it now. It's a muscle car for Batman. Yeah,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: no doubt. It was a good it was. Look, I
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: liked it for I liked it, But I liked it
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: for different reasons. Man, because because then when it jumps
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: into an action movie, then it's like, ah, man, that's
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: not what I want anymore. But because they made it
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: such a great detective movie and a great, you know,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: murder mystery type situation, I was way more into that.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden it becomes a superhero
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: movie and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. We
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: don't need to you know, I'm fine with him just
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: being some regular vigilante. You know. It was it was
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: it was Donald that's a good student, you see it.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: I have not yet. Yeah, I interest. I'm sorry everybody,
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: But on the other on the exact polar opposite side,
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: I'd like to remind those of you who like the
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: polar opposite side of things to go watch The Worst
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Person in the World, because it's I can't I can't
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: stop thinking about how good it is. Great. So if
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: you were just listening Donald and you zoned out, Um,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: go watch Worst Person in the World. All right, do
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: we have a caller? Oh, let's bring them in. I
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: got I got goose, got goosebumps. Last week's call. Oh,
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: go to break. We're gonna break. We come back with
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: a call, um, and we're back. Everybody got a collar,
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: gave us allow? You can talk star watch show dues,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: you know, like a botto smoke some z maybe talking
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: about the episode. So come on, Joe, let's get the
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: show off. Go ahead, Donald, ladies and gentlemen, give it
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: up for damn dail. You'll have to do thunders applause
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: this time because I don't have my button. Jeve, how
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: are you welcome to the program. I'm great. How are
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: you guys? We're we're happening. Donald's in his closet, I'm
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: in Miami. We can't complain. I could complain. I could.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Donald's given me an idea. I have no friends down here.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: He says that I should call Gabrielle Union and thus
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Dwayne Wade and say, hey, guys, can I meet your friends?
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Le gonna try it. I'm gonna try it, and and
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: and and Baron Davis too. Donald, Well, they probably have
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: a good night out plan? And what support did Baron
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Davis play again? Hockey? Welcome to the program, Dave. How
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: are you? Where are you from? I am in a
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: closet in New Jersey. Oh, so were lots of people
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: when I was growing up. Same okay. Oh, Daniel loves
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: putting computers together. You guys can probably talk all about
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: sorts of things. Oh. I bet we could like putting
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: together golf simulators. Daniel. Are you ever called upon to
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: do soldering? Oh? Man, I tried that a couple of times.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: It is that is beyond my pay grade. That is okay, Dave.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: Do you know how to solder? I know how, but
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: it's very difficult. Okay. I want to learn how to
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: solder very precise. It looks cool when Yeah, it's fun
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: to do, just really really hard. Okay, Dave, So what
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: do you do in it? What kind of it stuff
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: do you do? I preferre I do computer support for
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: a state agency. Okay, And do you ever get to
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: the computer and you're like this idiot, I can't believe
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: what they've done to their computer. Um A, I can
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: fix this with one button and be look at their desktop?
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: What a mess. That's my job. I know. I'm that
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: guy with the full desktop, right, you just you just
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: you just drag everything to your desktop. Well, I feel
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: like if I if I put it at elsewhere, it's
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: going to get lost. So I prefer for it on
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: the desktop. I know I can find it on the desktop.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: And that's how the computer gets viruses? Is that what
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: it is? Does that slow the computer down? Dave? No? Yeah, okay,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: as long as you know where everything is, you're fine, Dave.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Why does porn slow the computer down? That's what I
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: want to know. If that has viruses? Yeah, I got it.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: It can. Yeah. Are there any Are there any sites
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: that Dave is not here to tell you which porn
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: sites to go to? Donald's He works for a state agency,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: for God's sakes, he would know though. Yeah, Dave, Um,
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: do you recommend um any any not talking about those sites, Donald,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: get the guy fired? What about BBC? Uh? I'm just kidding,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: but I've been using the site BBC dot com. Is
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: that a good one day? I'm sorry, Dave. Do you
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: have a question for us? I I've noticed that like
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: when when actors have a successful sitcom, they're reluctant to
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: ever go back to that world. If you two were
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: ever offered the opportunity to do a primetime sitcom again,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: would you at least consider it? Absolutely? Yes, I think
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: you mean you mean you mean the most common question
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: we get Scrubs or any show, any show. It doesn't
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: have to be Yeah, I think so. I think so.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: It depends a lot of factors go into it, and
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: the main one is that it's a high class problem.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Being a lead in it. A half hour comedy like
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: this kind of takes over your life. So you have
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: to choose. You have to And there's nothing against working hard,
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: But some people go, gosh, I don't know at forty
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: seven if I want to work fourteen hours a day,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: twelve hours a day, um. And then other people go, hey,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: I have nine hundred kids, I gotta go do that.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: But for me, I wouldn't. For me, and my answers
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: no to a normal UM network show because I personally,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: at forty, I've been don't want the next chapter of
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: my life to be tied to something for many, many years,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: for fourteen hours a day. I'd like to do other
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: things like direct and explore Earth and maybe have a family.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: It also depends on what it is like. I'm not
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: going to go and do a television show just for
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: shits and geticles, even though I mean, if it sucks
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: in the paycheck is big. I would like to be
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: a part of something that's you know, uh that that
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: is one successful and uh too a lot of fun
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: to do. And so if those if those variables are
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: in play, absolutely I have no problem going back and
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: doing a television show. Would it be Scrubs again? Probably not.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: I don't you know, I'm gonna keep it one hundred,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna keep it one hundred with you. I
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: love Christopher Turk, I love JD. I don't necessarily want
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: to play Christopher Turk. You're gonna playspher Tchurk in some capacity.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: This is our standard answer, but more of like a
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: eight to ten episodes sort of like one off kind
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: of thing, not not network, which which is which is
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: up to well, when we were doing some sometimes twenty
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: four a year, I don't even think anybody does that anymore.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: So again, we were young actors and we're blessed to
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: have the opportunity. You just you look at things differently
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: when you weigh like time with your family, time to
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: time to create a family. Um, you know, you you
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: look at things differently at forty seven and forty eight
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: than you would. The other answer I would say is
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: that a lot of those people have they've been on
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: a long running show. They they've they've made a nice
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: nest egg, and they can make choices that are based
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: on what they want to do with their life, you know,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: and make an independent movie or direct movies, or go
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: play golf and tennis like Donald sometimes does. Well. Yeah,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: also when you do a lot of people don't know this.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: When you do sitcoms, the schedule is very very lax
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: compared to doing something like Scrubs, where it's where it's
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: you know, a single camera thing. So a sitcom you
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: only have one day of filming, maybe two days of filming,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: and the rest is just rehearsal. So you can have
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: some sort of life in between when I was doing
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: exes after Scrubs. The schedule for the exes compared to Scrubs.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: And I listen, I'm number three on the call sheet
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: on Scrubs, and I worked way more than I did
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: on Scrubs than I did on the exes as far
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: as hours go. On the exes, we came in, we
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: had a table read, and then we had and then
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: we had the day off. The next day we may
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: be rehearsed a couple of scenes, then we had the
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: day off. The third day we rehearsed, and then we
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: had then the day was off. Then we blocked the
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: next day and then that was the end of the day.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Maybe pre shot something, and then on Friday we shot
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: a whole show, you know what I mean. And that's
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: why smackers are are drawn to that lifestyle. But there's
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: fewer and fewer of those sort of live in front
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: of the studio audience kinds of shows because they're not
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: very fashionable these days. That compared to a single count
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: single well, we all grew up on them, Dave, We
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: agree with you, but um and of course, you know, friends,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: it is probably the most popular sitcom of all time,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: and people love that and Seinfeld, you know, and not
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: to remember the Honeymooners, man, do you remember? No, I'm
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: just saying that, like people, they come in and out
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: of fashion, and right now there's not that many of
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: them because they're not very popular as popular these days.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: You know what it's gonna you know what it's gonna take.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: It's for it to come on something like HBO Max
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: or something like that, and it'd be a little bit
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: racy and but still be funny. But it's a good idea.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Someone should someone should do, like an R rated sitcom
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: that'd be amazing, were yeah, R rated, not X rated. R.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Maybe I amber watched Ashton Kutcher's was his R rated
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: because his was on Netflix. I don't know. It's all right,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: But dooel, don't you think that's a good idea. You're
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: like an R rated sitcom? I would definitely check it
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: out because he doesn't love families behaving badly. You know, no,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: it doesn't be a family. It could be like you know, well, no,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: you want it to still have its tradition, the traditional
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: sitcom feel to it, so it could be like friends,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: but instead of like keeping it p G, it's R.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Fuck you, Joey see how fun would that be? Well,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: it would be more like sex. It would be more
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: like sex to sex in a city. I'm saying it
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: would be more like that. Abbott Elementary is definitely bringing
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: a comeback. Is that a studio audience? But is that
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: that looks like as single camera? It looks like it's
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: also single cam though too, it is, Joell, isn't it
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: not sure? Is there a laugh track? There's not a
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: laugh track. No, it's single camera. But that show everyone's
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: talking about that show. I can't speak to it because
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen it, but it is. I haven't seen
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: the Day, but I love that. I love Do you
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: like it? Dave? I haven't seen it yet. It's kidding
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: a lot of buzz, a lot of buzz buzz buzz.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: All right, Dave, what's your next question for us? My friend?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: My next question would be, so you two have incredible
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: comedic timing, just amazing. Well I agree on on my front, yeah,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: thank you. Just just watching the show, that back and
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: forth between you and the other cast is just crazy.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: Is that something you guys would work on or is
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: that something that came natural? Oh? Yeah, both a combo both,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, we make each other We make each other laugh.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: I mean all the time. You know, We're at a
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: giant Easter party the other day and there's like a
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: hundred people there. We just standing next to each other
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: making each other laugh. Wench comedy writers too, yeah, fuck them, no,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: But um, you know, we just we just we have
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: the same sense of humor. And but of course also
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: when you watch the show Scrubs, we've but was so
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: great about the environment that Bill created. And I know
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: I mentioned this before, was you know after we got
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: what was written, Um, well, he would let us fuck around.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: And that's where a lot of great stuff came from
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: that people love like Eagle is the most obvious example.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: It's just just fucking around and like an athlete, you
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: smell like an athlete, you smell like a father figure,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: you know, shit like that. We would just we would
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: just riff and and sometimes it would be like if
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: you were the person setting up the punchline. They would
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: just keep setting you up and you just keep saying
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: punch different punchlines. And sometimes and then a writer would
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: combine go oh, try this, and you try this, and
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: then and then I'd say to Donald it was it
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: was he shot his try this and he tried that
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: and and that way when the editor and Bill who
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: has the final say or watching it, they have like
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: eight options and it's just like which one makes you
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: laugh the most, and it's it's kind of like it's
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: kind of a cool way to shoot because you can
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: you can just keep playing and being silly and looking
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: for um, the funniest, the funniest version. It was also
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: great training. We were very young, so it was great
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: training for us to learn how to do that as well.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: You know, we talk about we we we we talk
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: about how uh Scrubs changed our lives. But not only
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: did it change our lives, it taught us how to
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: tell jokes, you know, how to you know, uh, my
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: IQ coming out of as far as film and television
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that goes coming out of Scrubs was
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, we did it for nine years, was amazingly
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: higher than it was going in. And it was because
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: we've taught each other so much, you know, uh yeah,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: and also yeah, like he said, it was like it
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: was like the best boot camp ever. You know, for
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: me as a director, it was the great greatest boot
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: camp ever because every episode of a different director and
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: you were like watching so many people, and the comedy
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: writers were so skilled and seeing how they would come
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: up with jokes, and it was it was like the
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: best nine year in grad school, someone you could ever have. Yeah,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: walking out of it, I felt I was very confident.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: It's time for closeted people. In New Jersey's favorite segments,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: It's time to fix your life Garden State Edition. All right, sir,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: how can we fix your life today? All right? I
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: could use some time management help. I work a full
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: time job, I'm a father, married, and I'm also gone
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: to college. Dude, and my life is like crazy right now?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: I have nothing, no free time. Wow, you did it
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: to yourself. You did it to yourself. Bro, You're welcome, Dave,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: You're you're welcome. Well, so how many kids? First? One? Okay?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: And how old he is? Sixteen? Okay? So he doesn't
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: really want to hang out with you that much, right,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: you would be surprised. Oh, you must be a cool dad.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: You must be a cool dad. I got a stage
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: four clinger. Nice. Well, that's a great thing. That means
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: you're a good father. So I think you just have
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: to schedule. I mean, Donald's obviously you can weigh on
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: the fought the parenting thing because I don't know anything,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: but I'm probably a better schedule than Donald. And that
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: is Um. There's an old expression, if you want to
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: get something done, give it to a busy person. And
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: that's really scheduling it down to the momentum and sticking
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: to it. I am going to I'm gonna go see
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: a movie with my son at this time. Make sure
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: he's to make sure he's free. Okay, that's locked in.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: I got to work here, so we know this is here.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: I have to study for my class here. I gotta
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: take my wife to dinner on that night. You if
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: you're going to be as busy as you are, you
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: can't do it. You can't win it, bro, you can't.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: You cannot wing it. You gotta get like and I
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: don't like you know, I cal I get a written calendar.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: You know, you can buy one of those like desktop
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: big ass ones, mount it on your wall or keep
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: it as a desktop thing and just really get super
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: anal with what is happening where. And you obviously have
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: to work it out with your son, work it out
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: with your wife. You know what, you know what your
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: work hours are? Um, you know how much time you
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: need to study in order to do school. But if
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: you're gonna take on as much as you had, there's
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: no possible fucking way you're not doing it without a
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: very detailed schedule that you actually stick to. Donald's go
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: do you. Is there a light at the end of
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: the tunnel or is it just you're gonna do this
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: for the or you just or is this what you're
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: gonna set to do forever? No, the light's gonna be
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to blow through the classes as quick as
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: i can. Right on. What are you studying? First of all? Yeah,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: I'm getting my degree in it, and that'll help you
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: get a better job, I imagine. Yes, this one all right? Good?
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  Speaker 1: So what's cool about it is that there is a
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  Speaker 1: there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
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  Speaker 1: Once you bang it all out, you can you'll have
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  Speaker 1: some of those things off your plate. You'll have a
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  Speaker 1: job with a better salary. Yeah, and your kids. Your
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  Speaker 1: kid's gonna go to college. So even though he's a clinger,
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna probably moving. If I'm still working on things
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  Speaker 1: by that, maybe he can help me. My advice to
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  Speaker 1: you is to enjoy the journey. I know it feels
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  Speaker 1: like a lot, you know, but I mean we don't
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  Speaker 1: have a lot of time on this rock anyway, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. So you know, while we're here,
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  Speaker 1: if you have a lot of things to do, that's great.
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  Speaker 1: And it sounds like they're positive and great things. Also,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, it sounds like it's something
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  Speaker 1: that that you're into. And also having a sixteen year
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  Speaker 1: old son, you know, I hope my son when he
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  Speaker 1: is sixteen, is a stage four clinger and he he
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  Speaker 1: wants to hang out with me, dude. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: also I just think in terms of your wife and
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  Speaker 1: your child. Again, I do know nothing about this because
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: I have neither, but it seems to me people love experiences.
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  Speaker 1: So planning a beautiful romantic night with your wife, she'll appreciate.
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  Speaker 1: Planning going to see a cool movie with your son,
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  Speaker 1: things that things that aren't just like oh, let's you know,
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  Speaker 1: and not to dish, Hey let's sit on the couch
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  Speaker 1: and watch this movie too. But making sure that that
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  Speaker 1: stuff's like in the schedule, I think we'll make them
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  Speaker 1: both feel not neglected. Absolutely, that's a great idea. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, you're welcome, You're welcome. Donald, you're gonna
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: say you're welcome. Well I already did in the beginning
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  Speaker 1: when I when I, well, no, now we've given him
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  Speaker 1: lots of advice. Okay, well you're welcome. You're welcome. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you all right, everybody. That's the show. Um, Dave, thank
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  Speaker 1: you so much for coming on. Um, and UM, what's
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  Speaker 1: happening next, Joelle, we're gonna we're gonna do another episode
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  Speaker 1: and um we have some surprise guests coming on soon
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  Speaker 1: that Joel has coordinated. One of them. Donald doesn't even
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: know about. We want you to be patient with us too.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: Zach's away working right now. He's got a bunch of
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: things back to back and stuff. So but also maybe
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: maybe subconsciously, we're trying to drag it out since we're
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: moving so darn fast. Didn't we figure out? What were
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: we talk about? Yeah, Beverly Hills Cop. We talked about
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: doing movies we love and also movies that aren't that
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  Speaker 1: well known that we love, like Yentle, like Yentel, And
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  Speaker 1: then we talked about getting a guest who won't won't
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: necessarily be the star, like I gonna get bar Strikes,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: and but we might get Maddie Ptenkin. We might get
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  Speaker 1: can you hear me? Yeah? We might, we might. For
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  Speaker 1: we we talked about getting what's the name of that
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  Speaker 1: actor from Beverly Hill's Cop the one I played, Victor
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: Maglan or Boga Mill. Oh, I love to get Victor
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: Mainland may have passed. He was quite old when the
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  Speaker 1: movie was made. I don't know, I don't know. I
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: don't know all I learned. Oh, I learned so much, dude,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: I learned so much about the gentleman who plays General
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Veers from The Empire strikes Back. And how many of
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: some of the movies that I've loved the bad guy
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: in he was the fucking bad guy and had no idea?
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  Speaker 1: Did you know that General Veers from the Empire Strikes
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: Back is the dude that freaking goes with Indiana Jones
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: on The Last Crusade that chooses poorly? Did you know
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: that was the same dude? Did you know that General
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  Speaker 1: Veers from the Empire Strikes Back is also the same
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: dude from the Game with Thrones, the guy with the
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: white hair that was the hunched over old man. That's
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: General Veers from Empire Strikes Back. Yeah, yeah, man, General
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  Speaker 1: Verers had I don't you know I'm doing him a
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  Speaker 1: disservice by calling him General Veers. That's like all this
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: fuckers out there, I'll be like, Yo, Turk from Scrubs
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: was in clueless. Yo, Turk from Scrubs. Yo, did you
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: know that Turk from Scrubs played fucking Booster Gold? Did
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: you know that? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. All right, We
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: love you all, thank you for tuning in, and we'll
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: see you next time. Five, six, seven, Next Stories about
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: Shore we made about a bunch of doctor nurses and
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  Speaker 1: stories so Ghado