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The One Where It's Okay To Bite · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, my loves and welcome back to give them while
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  Speaker 1: a podcast. I'm hyped as it gets today because it
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  Speaker 1: is a rare occasion that I can get my mom
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  Speaker 1: and little brother into the same room to record a podcast,
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  Speaker 1: and because today is that day, we get to do
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  Speaker 1: it all right, So not only do we get to
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  Speaker 1: celebrate the holidays that are coming up, but it's also
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  Speaker 1: a time that we get to celebrate my mama's birthday.
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  Speaker 2: To you, this is so exciting. I love. I always
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  Speaker 2: ask people on their birthdays. Is there anything that you've
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  Speaker 2: learned about yourself this past year?
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  Speaker 1: Ooh, I love this question.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, I think I've learned a lot about
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  Speaker 3: this entire family and how strong we are, how we
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  Speaker 3: cope with things. Yeah, and how blessed I am to
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  Speaker 3: have these little munchkins in my life and my new
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  Speaker 3: little grand baby that I'm just smitten.
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  Speaker 2: With the best gig in the world.
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  Speaker 3: This morning, she was so cute. She says happy, and
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  Speaker 3: we're working on birthday, but she was so stinking cute
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  Speaker 3: this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Did she say happy? Would she say like happy?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: She goes happy and then she had the rail. But
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  Speaker 3: we woke up to her this morning, went into her
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  Speaker 3: bedroom and she knows how to zip her little pajamas.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 3: She was zipping them up and down, and she was
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  Speaker 3: so enthralled that she didn't even realize that we were
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  Speaker 3: in the room. Melts my heart, melts my Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I love that, Mama. I'm so happy that I brought
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  Speaker 1: that little gift into the world.
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  Speaker 2: She's the best. I was just saying, may, I was
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  Speaker 2: just saying, how I have anxiety today or like sadness.
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  Speaker 2: It might honestly be because I us see Ocean on
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  Speaker 2: Mondays and I didn't get to see her yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: That might be it. It's okay, I'll see her soon.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I know the best thing that's ever happened to us.
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  Speaker 3: For sure.
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  Speaker 1: She really is. Mom. I'm very curious because as we
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  Speaker 1: were walking to get breakfast and I told my mom, like, bitch,
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  Speaker 1: I got to get you on the podcast. And she
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  Speaker 1: was like, well, I have a story for you that
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  Speaker 1: I heard on the radio. And I was like, tell me.
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  Speaker 1: She said, I'm waiting for the podcast. I said, you're
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  Speaker 1: going to tell me now because I need to make
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  Speaker 1: sure it's approved one podcast, And she goes, it's approved,
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  Speaker 1: trust me, So tell me what you heard on the radio.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So I was listening to the radio this morning
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  Speaker 3: when I was in the car, and this cute little
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  Speaker 3: DJ was talking about this story about this man that
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  Speaker 3: was walking across the street on Librea and Sixth Street
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  Speaker 3: and two people like totally jumped him for his watch. What, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: and they got his watch. But there were citizens arrest
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  Speaker 3: whatever you want to call it. They caught the two
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  Speaker 3: culprits and arrested them. And now obviously you know they've
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  Speaker 3: got all burglary whatever you want to call it, but
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  Speaker 3: they've traumatized this man. And the thing I want to
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  Speaker 3: put out there is it's the time of year, it's
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  Speaker 3: Christmas holidays, and people need to be aware of their surroundings.
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  Speaker 3: Don't take nice bags out, don't take nice jewelry out
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  Speaker 3: if you're walking, and just be aware.
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  Speaker 1: But you should also take that advice.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to heed my own advice today after hearing
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  Speaker 3: that story.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, because Lisa, you have beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: Bags, yes, and I like to and I like to
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  Speaker 3: use my bag.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, but right now you just throw on your
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  Speaker 1: little crocheted bag and you like, I was actually thinking
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  Speaker 1: today when we were walking, I have these earrings in
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  Speaker 1: and their cubics are conna all right, Like you want them, thief,
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  Speaker 1: I'll just give them to you. They're like a hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 2: They don't look at though.
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  Speaker 1: But that's what worries me is if someone were to
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  Speaker 1: see me, yeah, and they thought, like I think about
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  Speaker 1: this all the time. My engagement ring, you know, it
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  Speaker 1: was display is one hundred and fifty thousand, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and it wasn't that what.
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  Speaker 3: I lost still worth in the thousands.
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  Speaker 1: Is it's still very very excitive take. But a thief
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  Speaker 1: thinking they're going to take my hand off and get
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  Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty thousand for it, they would be
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  Speaker 1: very very upset and disappointed. And now I'm left without
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  Speaker 1: a hand. You have a ring that's not worth six figures,
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  Speaker 1: and everyone's fucked in this situation.
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  Speaker 2: Was the guy that got jumped hurt? Did he have
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  Speaker 2: to go to the house?
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  Speaker 4: I don't say that he was hurt, traumatized or aumatized,
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  Speaker 4: you would not be yes, absolutely, so yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 4: just be aware of your surroundings, don't flash your stuff
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  Speaker 4: this time of year, and be giving.
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  Speaker 3: You see somebody that needs help, give them some help.
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  Speaker 1: You see someone who wants to jump, you just give
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  Speaker 1: him the watch.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you should give them what they want because you
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  Speaker 3: don't want to lose.
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  Speaker 1: No, lie, I know. Can I tell you before we
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  Speaker 1: started this, it's all about stay in the light. If
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  Speaker 1: I don't make jokes, I will crawl in a hole
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  Speaker 1: and be in the fetal position until I die.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, holidays make people go a little nuts.
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  Speaker 1: No, it is scary, I told I told my family, like,
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  Speaker 1: we got it kind of hunger down because it's scary
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  Speaker 1: out here. So just be safe, everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Well, even when we were in Palm Springs and we
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  Speaker 3: went to that nice steakhouse and we had all those
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  Speaker 3: leftovers because there were so many of us, and that
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  Speaker 3: cute man kind of said something to me under his breath,
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  Speaker 3: and I said, excuse me, what did you say? And
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  Speaker 3: he said, do you have any food? So what did
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  Speaker 3: we do? We gave him all of our leftovers and
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  Speaker 3: he was thrilled.
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  Speaker 1: He was like he was so you know, even that
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  Speaker 1: was the night we had been ransacked the same night.
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  Speaker 1: How does that work?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So karma, ebbs and flows.
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  Speaker 3: I think they stole my bobble ring. It looked like
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  Speaker 3: my little It was a ring I got in Puerto Rico,
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  Speaker 3: and it looked literally like one of those sucker rings.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, big it was.
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  Speaker 2: This is exciting. You're on, Lisa, because give your your
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  Speaker 2: encounter or your memory of what happened when you were ransacked,
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  Speaker 2: because it sounded like you came in and you are
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  Speaker 2: just upset.
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  Speaker 3: I was because I went to the car, I opened
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  Speaker 3: the door. Everything was askew in the car ran sick open, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: it was ran sick. The arm like, the center console
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  Speaker 3: was up, everything was thrown everywhere. Well, my biggest fear
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  Speaker 3: was is we had the diaper bag in the car.
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  Speaker 3: My wallet was in the car Lauren's whilet was in
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  Speaker 3: the diaper bag with my wallet, and I had stupidly
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  Speaker 3: put two thousand, two hundred dollars in my wallet rich
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  Speaker 3: because I bank to pay my property taxes Saint George, Utah.
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  Speaker 2: But it wasn't right.
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  Speaker 3: No, but my car also, so I don't.
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  Speaker 5: Be carrying cash around these times.
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  Speaker 1: That's everyone be careful twenty two hundred dollars in your
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  Speaker 1: wallet at all times and make sure you leave it
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  Speaker 1: in the car that's unlocked.
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  Speaker 3: So I really thought when I came back in, because
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  Speaker 3: the backpack was gone and I had gone through the house,
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  Speaker 3: the diaper bag I should say I had gone through
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  Speaker 3: the house and it wasn't there.
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  Speaker 1: And a week it was just where it was in
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  Speaker 1: plain view, right where i'd been the night before. The
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  Speaker 1: when you walk in, it was literally right there, just
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  Speaker 1: why I looked. I looked Lauren, and I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: everyone calmed down anyway.
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  Speaker 3: So then, but my bobblery got left in the car
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  Speaker 3: because Ocean wanted to play with it, and I was
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  Speaker 3: worried she'd somehow swallow it. So I gave it to
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  Speaker 3: Lauren to put in the side door. And then I
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  Speaker 3: didn't get out of the side door.
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  Speaker 2: But he took that, took it.
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  Speaker 1: That's all they took.
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  Speaker 3: Really, I had my ray bands in there. They took it.
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  Speaker 1: She's talking the way we always did. Had my wallet, Nope, didn't.
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  Speaker 5: Even when she came in my roam. What happened?
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  Speaker 1: We have got to get video.
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  Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, do you guys do so well?
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  Speaker 2: It's incredible, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Well, on the note of us being ransacked and only
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  Speaker 1: a ring being stolen, what are they get that ring? Memories?
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  Speaker 3: But lots of my memories. I found out Lauren like
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  Speaker 3: she was pregnant and we were on the beach in
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  Speaker 3: Puerto Rico. Honestly, we found out in North Carolina that
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  Speaker 3: she was pregnant, but she was pregnant on that trip
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  Speaker 3: doing a movie, and.
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  Speaker 1: It just that was like six months pregnant doing a movie.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I think you guys should do. I
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  Speaker 2: think that means you should do another trip to Puerto
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  Speaker 2: Rico at some point, because you can make even better memories.
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  Speaker 1: We get me another gunball ring exactly, Amensis. So, because
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  Speaker 1: you are sixty two today, fucking hot and an icon
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  Speaker 1: so hot, let's talk about this exp back in the
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  Speaker 1: day because my mom obviously hot now bombshell back in
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  Speaker 1: the day, and there was a man who was her
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  Speaker 1: boss at the time who brought yes and I always
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  Speaker 1: and I was young, but like I'm a smart motherfucker,
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  Speaker 1: right even at that age. Like, I don't like the
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  Speaker 1: way you be looking at my mama. All right, So
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  Speaker 1: Lisa's what was it your mom?
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  Speaker 3: There was some loss. I think your.
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  Speaker 1: Mom or your dad had passed. I think it was
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  Speaker 1: your dad because I was young. It was your dad. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he brought you flowers. I don't like this. I don't
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  Speaker 1: like this one bit. Why he bringing you flowers? Bitch?
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  Speaker 1: All right, So Lisa tell the story how you remember?
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  Speaker 1: And then from my seven year old mind, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to tell the story.
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  Speaker 3: So he delivers the flowers personally, He tells me sorry,
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  Speaker 3: gives me a hug. I put him on the table.
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  Speaker 3: I go upstairs, come back down, and all the petals
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  Speaker 3: are missing on all the flowers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Stop? Wait?
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  Speaker 2: Why why are the petals missing on the flowers?
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you why.
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  Speaker 3: Well, first of all, she said he bought cheap flowers.
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  Speaker 1: They're already dead.
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  Speaker 2: She did say that, Wait, you ripped the petals off.
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  Speaker 3: He was cheap, mom, he bought cheap flowers. Every missing
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  Speaker 3: that is the or was it the cushions?
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  Speaker 1: This was my first savage, you know, like my mom
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  Speaker 1: goes to work and you're there. Now you're coming to
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  Speaker 1: my house and hugging on my mam always flowers. I
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  Speaker 1: don't like the optics. I was doing God's work, all right.
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  Speaker 1: I feel he liked my mom.
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  Speaker 2: Who wouldn't though.
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  Speaker 1: He was like a little Mormon boy and Lisa was fun,
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  Speaker 1: hot and blonde. Yeah we're over.
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  Speaker 2: Did you or were you like Lauren?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't get mad at her at all?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I strategically she like went upstairs, and I immediately tiptoed,
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  Speaker 1: got the garbage, pluck pluckuck, throw him in the trash,
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  Speaker 1: under the endo, the bin again, and then I laid
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  Speaker 1: back down on the heater.
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  Speaker 3: And he had not moved an inch. That's how she acted,
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  Speaker 3: and they just magically disappeared.
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  Speaker 2: That is the funniest thing I've ever heard. You know,
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  Speaker 2: who's going to be like that Ocean Kent, I guarantee it.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: She just there's like little attitude things that I'm like, like, well,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to show her, like I totally exactly how
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  Speaker 2: Ocean is gonna be.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: We also talked about how Dad would cover for me,
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  Speaker 1: because yesterday I called you because I don't recall Easton
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  Speaker 1: ever getting hot sauce in his mouth or so, so
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  Speaker 1: I remember the soap.
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  Speaker 5: I do remember this, and it wasn't I remember soap,
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  Speaker 5: but it was almost like we were talking about my dad.
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  Speaker 5: He would cover up. And I probably said something because
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  Speaker 5: I brought up Walter Hogan because I'd always go over.
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  Speaker 1: There and then your naughty words from his top brother brother.
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  Speaker 5: And so I came home and I probably said fuck
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  Speaker 5: or something like that, and I think Dad not wanting
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  Speaker 5: to tell you washed my mouth out, because that was
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  Speaker 5: better than letting you know.
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  Speaker 1: Had I learned it right? Always go to Dad. He
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  Speaker 1: keeps it kosher. And then by the time you tell
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  Speaker 1: Lisa you've let it like sink in, she doesn't need
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  Speaker 1: to go to dad. Dad already knows this is having
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  Speaker 1: Like two months ago. However, Easton was a biter. And
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  Speaker 1: this is what scares me about Ocean, because Ocean, when
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  Speaker 1: that girl is tired, she will fuck you up. She turns,
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  Speaker 1: she turns, all right, I'll sit there and I'll be
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  Speaker 1: loving her, and it's quick, all right, and then she
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  Speaker 1: turns into grabbing your face, pulling your hair, biting.
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  Speaker 2: And she doesn't like with a smile, Oh lovely, it's
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  Speaker 2: like I'm tired now. But it's is it like a
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  Speaker 2: frustration because yeah, you're right, I've seen her do it
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  Speaker 2: before and it's almost like a silliness.
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  Speaker 1: But also unless you're on the receiving end of it,
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  Speaker 1: it is not. I mean, I've never had someone so
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  Speaker 1: strong ever, she's the incredible hult all right.
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  Speaker 3: But can I defend her really quick?
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Defend her so sweet?
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  Speaker 3: Because after she like does.
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  Speaker 1: That need she beats out of you, she kisses.
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  Speaker 2: Out sweet, is so caring?
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  Speaker 1: Let her bite you? Well, you know, but now now
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  Speaker 1: I know what to do because it happens so quickly
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  Speaker 1: that when I see her turning into tired, I put
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  Speaker 1: her in her crib with her bubba before before I
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  Speaker 1: get you know, that's what it is. Did Easton do that? So?
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  Speaker 1: Easton was a bier? All right? And Lisa, tell me
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  Speaker 1: if you remember this, what did you have because Bob
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  Speaker 1: your dad, my grandfather.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, I have to tell you. So Easton was
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  Speaker 3: such a bier and la La would hold him by
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  Speaker 3: his forehead and he'd just do these chomming tarn tying
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  Speaker 3: to get at her. It was hysterical. Anyway, he did
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  Speaker 3: the unfortunate thing of biting Lauren when my dad was babysitting.
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  Speaker 3: And I had told my dad that I had heard
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  Speaker 3: that when they bite, you're supposed to bite him back.
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  Speaker 3: So my cute dad did what I had said, bit
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  Speaker 3: him back, and it broke my dad's heart.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, I scream and cried.
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  Speaker 5: I can't remember, but I remember, but guess what, Oh
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  Speaker 5: I remember everything?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he never bid again.
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  Speaker 1: There's the face again. No, I remember. We were down
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  Speaker 1: in the basement, and he literally my index finger bits
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  Speaker 1: so hard that it almost went all the way through.
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  Speaker 1: All Right, it was not good, And maybe I'm exaggerating,
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  Speaker 1: but I do remember it being pretty intense. Yeah, So
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  Speaker 1: I run upstairs and I get Bob. Bob goes down stairs.
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  Speaker 1: I hear the attack, and.
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  Speaker 6: I'm at the top of the stairs and I see
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  Speaker 6: Bob come around the corner to come up the stairs.
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  Speaker 6: Eastern's sad little face trailing freshly bitten.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, Bob.
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  Speaker 2: Was just heartbroken for the listeners. Bob who was on
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  Speaker 2: fire at one point. Okay, keep going, that's yeah, you did.
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  Speaker 1: Bob's my dad, your grandfather, and he was sad.
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  Speaker 2: He wasn't like ha ha, because that would have.
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  Speaker 1: Been No, it looked like he had seen a ghost. No,
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  Speaker 1: he was deflated.
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  Speaker 2: Where did he bite you on your arm?
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  Speaker 5: Probably, I can't remember.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I was just really but he hasn't
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  Speaker 1: bit everyone, including the neighbor's dog.
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  Speaker 3: The dog he left gum in one of the neighbor's dogs.
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  Speaker 2: Gum. Yeah, because he bit the.
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  Speaker 3: Dog with his gum and the gum got attached to them.
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  Speaker 1: And he tried to say he didn't bite the dog.
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  Speaker 1: How the gum get there, bro.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are the funniest kids ever. When did you
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  Speaker 2: stop biting? Because that's when Ocean, I bet will stop.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think I still kind of do.
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  Speaker 2: Bite you to hear that, ladies.
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  Speaker 5: No, I don't know when did I stop? Probably right
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  Speaker 5: after Bob bit me, as.
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  Speaker 3: Last year.
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  Speaker 2: You stopped after Actually he stopped after Bob.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah he never did.
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  Speaker 5: Like I don't remember. I don't have a thought of
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  Speaker 5: me like getting in trouble for biting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so your baby, I will ever bite my baby
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  Speaker 1: like to.
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  Speaker 3: Get them to stop.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not promoting that, Lisa, We're just telling what happened.
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  Speaker 1: And it was a different day and age back then.
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  Speaker 1: But also it was just.
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  Speaker 2: But also Lisa Listeners wrote in a few months ago
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  Speaker 2: when Lalla was first talking about ocean biting, and there
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  Speaker 2: were many, many, many people who said you're supposed to
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  Speaker 2: bite them back. So people still do it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but can I tell you you also, it's
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  Speaker 1: not it's that weird age right like Ocean right now,
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  Speaker 1: she can't she can't talk, you know, so things that
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  Speaker 1: she say words, no, but she can't when I tell correct,
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  Speaker 1: When I tell Ocean, when you bite Mama, it hurts,
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  Speaker 1: I would appreciate you not doing that, or else I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to do it to you, or because you wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: like it if I did it to you. She doesn't
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. So when she gets to the age,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: I know she's going to grow out of things. My
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: child's not going to be in the sixth grade rolling,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: I hope bit biting people. She's gonna grow out of it,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: or I'll be able to sit her down and say,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: if you bite, you're going to time out with.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: A bite on you.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not biting her, but I mean, I'm telling
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: you what. That kid will take your head off.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: I mean, she's just really she's our genius baby for sure.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: She's so smart.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Look when she's tired, she's tired and she needs to
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: let you know.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I get very aggressive when I get
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: tired too.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: She's such amazing.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: So like you get very angry too.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Oh see, that's probably because there's probably aggression or like frustration,
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: but she doesn't yet know how to let it out.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: And she's not a screamer. She's not a screamer.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: You know what else it could be? Though? What did
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: we learn from Courtney Berman the other day.
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: It was something yeah, because I was.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Telling Courtney at Thanksgiving dinner about this feeling like when
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: I see ocean, like I get it's called cute. No,
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: it's called cute aggression. There it is okay. And she said,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: when you're hungry, you do something to cure hunger. When
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: you're tired, you go to sleep. It cures you being tired.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: But when you see something that's so cute, there is
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: nothing to cure that, so you go into like a well.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: But can I tell you? I ask her that because
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: it's like she loves her mom so much. I've witnessed this.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: She loves her so much that it's just like she
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: wants to consumer.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Because the turn doesn't make sense. All right, She'll give
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: me she'll like squeeze my body and then she'll grab
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: my face really tight, and then she grabs my hair
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: and closes it towards her, And I'm like.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: I'm so into you that I just wanted like, yes, it's.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Well her look of excited that you posted on your
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Instagram story.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, and she always like she by like we just
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: decided as a family, the three of us. The other day,
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: you don't have to like, listen to this podcast every
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: episode to know like me likes the funk word, all right,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: it just flies out of my mouth. There's nothing like it.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: So we decided as a family, because she's getting older,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: we have to watch our mouths because she is just
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: so good. But she picks.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I hear you have you guys ever though, and this
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: is how it was. I don't know if you knew
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: people like this. Growing up for me and my siblings,
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: we were not allowed to swear, not allowed to say
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: hate or stupid. So by the time we got to
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: like fifteen six, we all have like sailor mouths, me
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: and all of my siblings, but all of the friends
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I knew, including Kyle, whose parents would swear and then
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: when they were kids, like if Kyle said a swear word,
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: they'd be like, oh no, no, no, those are adult words.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: You don't say that until you're a certain age. Never swear,
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: you know what.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Never.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: There is something to say about that, because Erica and
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Sheena have both told me, and I didn't ever realize this,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: but they said the other daughter, she and his sister Courtney,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: does not cuss. And I noticed when she was giving
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: her speech at the wedding, not that you would cuss
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: during that, but she said something about how she doesn't
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: curse or something, and I was like, oh my gosh,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: I really have never heard you swear at all. And
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: she and his family's very open too, They're like mine, yeah,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: So I don't know. I think you just come how
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: you are. I think so okay, I had a lot
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: of freedom, and I'm like, oh, but.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: I do guys swear in front of you?
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Guys. I was on a rotary phone, I'll never forget it,
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: on a phone call in the kitchen at my house
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: when I was young, a teenager, okay, and I said
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: the word pissed. My mom lost her marbles, like I you.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: I guess I was saying the F word to her
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: because she could not believe that came out of my mouth.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Really, so your mom, Lala and Easton, your mom and
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: dad didn't swear. It sounds like you growing up and
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: now you swear a lot. I'm telling you there's something
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: behind it.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: No, my parents they did never.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: I never used no.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Never. I don't really remember dancing. Really. The only words
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: that I really remember flying. I don't love the piss
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: word either. I think it's just kind of like pissed.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: I didn't even think that was a swear word, but
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: I guess not.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I don't mind. I'm so pissed and I don't care
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: if someone says I'm so pissed. But when I hear
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: anyone say I've got to take a piss like that.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, I think that's just like saying no, that's vulgar
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: and weird.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I thought it was vulgar on this because yeah, and
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I won't say the word because people get so offended
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: by it. But like on the Real Housewives a Beverly
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Hills reunion, they were like, which is more insulting, see
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: you next Tuesday? Being called that or being called evil?
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: And I was like evil the sea word, like whatever,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: But so many people are like deeply offended by the
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: see you next Tuesday word.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: That's wild because I throw that around easier than I say,
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: like shit, I just have never, like I never I've
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: said it. I'm on the phone with my parents and
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: road rage comes out and I say that word, and well,
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: my mom goes, Jessica.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, disgusting. Nack and Amy don't play. They they do
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: not play. Yeah, they do not play. But I feel
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: like if we were to say certain words like back then,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: you would feel differently like I don't know what happened,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: but I think as Eastan and I grew older, we
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: were almost a bad influence on you and Dad.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: I agree. I feel like you guys.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I really feel that way too.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: You guys are funny. You know. I think we get desensitized,
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: like Erica Jane says, to see you next Tuesday, you know,
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: in her little slang. Yeah, And I think you just
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: get desensitized by words after their use some often. And
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: we have Housewives playing twenty four to seven.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: So you blamed it on house do you use it?
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: I've never heard that excuse blame that. I've never heard the.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Housewives saying the desensitizing of the word.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I love it. You know what, shift blame wherever you
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: can be right. Housewives made my family and I love
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: to sit and reminisce about really funny moments that happened,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: like back in the day, whether it's the first time
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I lied or the mask. Do you remember the mask, mom,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Dad's old grandpa mask.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Yes, we need to hear about this, Yes, we need
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: to hear about that.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: You heard this, no, I have? Oh my god, it
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: was so scary. I cannot even tell us. I don't
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: know what it was back in that day. I don't
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: know if this is normal. Maybe it was just in Utah.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: But like I remember being very young in babysity Easton.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, that was a twelve years old was
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: the age of the babysitters.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, so I was around and.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: That's legal, is it?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jill, I don't think I would ever never in
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: my wife, here's the ownership.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: The babysitting. I wouldn't do an infant.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh like if a twelve year old's babysitting like
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: a seven or whatever.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm babysitting Easton and I was a kick
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: ass babysitter, all right. Yeah, I fed him dinner. It
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: was time to get into bath, and he's in the
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: bath bubble bath. Might I add I in the primary bedroom.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: In the primary bedroom our house growing up, it was
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: a it was big. It was like a very beautiful home.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Beautiful home. Yes, thank you to my parents. But I
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: hear someone downstairs, what did you do? Mom?
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: I was I tried to sound like a man, like
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: I can't do it, and you were gone.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: You were supposed to be gone an come home.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: But I didn't know.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: I was shut to the primary bedroom and.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: The door was not shut. The door was not shut. No,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you I'm the only person who
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: remembers in this family. The door is open. Okay, okay.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: And I hear.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Your mom home, and I creep to the fucking primary
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: bedroom door. She does it again. I close it so quietly.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: But see that I had saying that yet I hadn't
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: seen the door, because when I came upon the door, you're.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Coming from the garage. You were stepping into the great
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: room to go up the stairs. All right, Trust me,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I remember, because I thought you were ready to murder me.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I knew your whereabouts, bitch, because that was calling. I
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: want one. I locked the door, I grabbed the phone.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I get Easton out of the bath. I put us
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: both into the closet, close the door. I called nine
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: one one. I say, I'm babysitting my little brother, and
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: there's someone in the house. There's someone in my house,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: and they like asked me all of the questions. And
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: then I'm hearing the banging on the door. I said,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: they're banging on the door, and I hear my mom
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: go Lauren it's your mom. I opened the door and
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: she has the mask on.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: You didn't even care.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: She was planning on using that voice and then walking
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: up the stairs for me to see. And it was terrifying.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: It was an old man's mask with white hair. Yeah,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: like like white gray hair. Why my dad worrid every Halloween?
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: I would. He loved to scare the dogs with it.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Hold on, So were the cops on the phone when
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Lisa was like, it's just me.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Did you have to do I have to come legally?
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: No, they don't know.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: They didn't. We need to talk to your mom.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: That They said, we need to talk to your mom,
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: and I'm so sorry.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Also they would yeah, we got it, they would send
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: the police. But this is incredible. Like, you're twelve years old,
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: you grab Eastern out of the bath?
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: I would.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: I would have probably jumped out of the window, left
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Easton in the bath.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I was exposed to kids and.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: Laura la La is an old soul.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Call me Lauren, mom. It's so weird when you call me,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: isn't the old.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: No, that's incredible at twelve, Like literally, just a couple
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: of years ago, I told you about the fact that
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: when Kyle and I were camping and there's a guy
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: who showed up at the door at two am. He
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: was holding something in his hand, which we ended up
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: finding out was a hatchet. He was completely fucked up,
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: but he showed up at the door two a m.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Kyle jumps into action. I run into the closet, lock
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: my leaving everyone mind you, his mom and the kids downstairs.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: I don't tell anyone. I'm just like me. For me,
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: I hide in the closet, put clothes over me. I
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: was like, I was so shocked at myself, and I
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: was like, I can't believe that's the way I act.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: But you're the survivor who comes out and everyone's murdered. Yeah,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I'm the flight. You're a fighter? Would rather be murdered?
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a fighter? What are you?
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Are you if the world goes to hell?
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: I did one?
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Are you?
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: I'm a fighter? I think I.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Know that for a fact.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Everyone you're a fighter? Lot Easton, Are you are you flight?
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: If something goes down? No, you're a fighter because the
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: person who crashed the window down the street here in
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: LA and you went out.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. Sometimes when shit happens, I go blank,
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: like a blackout.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: You did.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: I usually tried to go into a protective mode.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's fight, then let's talk about that. Because I
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: was freaked out. I told Easton. I tell both my
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: mom and Easton, like, we ain't in Kansas anymore, Like
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: you have to be careful. We're in a big city
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: and it's just it's just different. Doesn't matter where you are. Though. Again,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: I want to a lot of twenty twenty and it
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: all happens with a small town. But I just want
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: them to be safe. And it was dark, and Easton
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: wanted to go somewhere down the street, I think the
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: weed shop or something.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: I went to elevated and I stepped out, and when
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: I stepped out, I was going through my baggy get
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: my trinkets out, and I just hear a shatter and
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: from down the road, the dude is like, I mean,
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: I can't really see. I just heard the shatter, and
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: then people were just he was just standing there but
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: like inside so obviously stoll shit.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: And then he shattered a store window.
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: Store window and shit out of it. And I was
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: far but then he started running at me, like towards
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: me to get away, and there was like another block
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: like an intersection like an alley, No, an intersection, okay,
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: And so he was booking it at me, and then
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: I started to run at him because people were running
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: with him, so I was like, all right to chase him.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: So like we were squeezing.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Him, hold on talking to the mikeys.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: Sorry, So we were squeezing him, and he just went
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: that way. But that's when it clicked into my mind
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: of you have to be safe, you have to be right. Yes,
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: so I stopped, but I also lost my flip floor
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: said that was one of this, like after I lost
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: my flip flop, you brought yeah, And I was like, okay,
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: maybe I don't snapped you back, like we were talking
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: about it. If I would have turned that corner to
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: try to get him, who knows if he has a
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: gun to one shot me and then keep going or
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: a knife and then.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: I and what are you going to do when you
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: catch it?
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: Nothing? And then it's you know, at that point, I
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: just hope that they have insurance to the store, ye
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: back whatever. But hopefully me running at him and the
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: other people he's won't maybe do it next time, or
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: at least not at nine.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fight though, that's clear fight, and I just
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: hope that one day because I was a really disappointed.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: I hope that one day when I'm a mom. I
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: don't think I'll still be that way. No, right, like, no, no, no, no.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: No, no no.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: I'm not just gonna leave my kid at the park
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: if I get scared.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Never just and that's not even something you should worry about.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: It just the second you get pregnant, you are different
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: from that moment.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, good, I better be because I'm a little weak
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: bitch right now.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: No, you turn into an assassinator.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: And I want to ask, just from a guy's standpoint,
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: when you become the mama, do your instincts just for
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: the child or does it kind of go for everyone?
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: Now you're like instinctual for like protecting your child as well,
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: or are you now aware of more other.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: You're aware of anything that you believe is good and innocent.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I always say the moment I got pregnant, it was
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: like I immediately saw the beauty in the world, but
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I saw the ugliness as well, and you do anything
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: to protect your little one from all of that. Wow,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: what a great podcast. How you fucking holidays everyone? Right?
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: You know this is great though, No, that's like something
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: that so maybe I'll be a different person when that.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: You know, it is true when they say like, holidays
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: are so fun until you get older, and then it's
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: like the kids are having a great time waiting for Santa,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I'm worried about getting robbed. Immediately where my mind goes
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: it's the holidays. Stay inside, you know.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: That's like, yeah, true?
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Is it true? Yeah?
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: Every time I leave the house now, Lisa's you need
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: to be safe, you do or I mean, I can't
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: even go out thirty years old. I'm like, hey, I'm
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: gonna go down the street, and you need to be careful.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: There are robberies everywhere.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Well, when you are stabbing at seven eleven in the
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: middle of the you gotta be careful.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Yep, No, that's true. People are getting ransacked left and right.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Everybody comes to Hollywood.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: They't want to make it in the neighbor.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: And I am Mama Bear. I be Mama Bear. So
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: that's why I tell you guys to that.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. That being said, are you because of
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: the way la Is and I feel like it's been
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: sort of kind of crazy, or at least I've heard
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: since the pandemic. It's really gotten crazy with people, just
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: like with attacks and stuff like that. So area wise,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: do you think you'll stay here and live in LA forever?
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Do you want to maybe move outside of LA? Like,
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: what are you thinking?
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I'm letting the universe guide me. Okay, okay, we love
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: a university with my future holds. Yeah, but let's just
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: say I'm in the same situation. I am now where
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: my job is here then, and I'm staying in LA,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: then I'll move to the outskirts. I really crave a
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: parking lot.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. I was just thinking, I just want
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: lots of green grass and parking lots so I don't
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: have to take a ticket and pay when I come.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Out right to go to the grocery store.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: It is like just putting the grocery card in a
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: fucking elevator to go down to your car.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: You guys hate that because some people love it. I
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: was like, is he crazy?
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: No, I'm outside parking lots uh without paying? You like
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: green grass and trees.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Well, LA is so crazy because no matter what you
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: want to do, they ask you to pay. It's like,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: do you plan on breathing today? That'll be a quarter
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: an hour, like they charge you for everything.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: So true, so true. And the one thing about apartment
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: living that I do love is when I'm home alone
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: if Kyle's out of town, I feel safer because I
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: lived in a house when I first moved here, and
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: when I was home alone, I was like, oh shit,
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: there's windows people can break in when you're in an apartment.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: I feel when I'm home alone, I just felt feel safer.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: You know what. I where we live, I feel very secure.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, yeah, oh I And if I move
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: into a house, not if when I move into a house,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: because you have to remember, we moved into an apartment
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: because it was like overnight, we got to go somewhere, right.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: So now it's like time to buy a home. I mean,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I think I'll make sure it's either a gated community
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: or a gated home, and I most likely will be
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: investing in like twenty four hour security because I just
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: don't trust people right now.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: No, you can't. And even like when I used to
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: live in Los Feliz, people who've visited, no, like Los
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Felis Boulevard off of that lives a lot of like
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: actors and writers and this and that, and I listened
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: to a podcast of someone who lives in a gated
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: community off of Los Feela's Boulevard and his house has
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: gotten broken into. He's a successful actor producer, Like seven times,
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: I think in the past.
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: I think I'd be looking for new homes.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, I'll tell you what they need to get.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Everybody tell us needs to have a dog. And guess what.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: The shelters are overcrowded. So what better way, yep, to
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: keep safe, keep your valuable safe in your home and
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: love a dog.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: You turned me onto the Riverside Animal Shelter Lease, which
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: is if anyone's looking for a dog, Riverside posts the
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: ones who are about to get euthanized, Yes, like right before.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: So it's always a good because they overfill and then
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: like all these cute they don't euthanize the dogs because
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: they're aggressive and unable to adopt. They literally euthanize them
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: for space.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're a Riverside Animal shelter, the.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: Shelter, so they have to pull for space. It's heart wrenching.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: That's why people should go adopt the animal this holiday.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: That's what every family should do.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: A dog you can take care of a dog.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's very yeah, because have you ever half.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: The people don't pick up after their animals, and that's
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: super important. And you've got to think about the cost
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: of an animal and the care for the dog. And yeah,
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: but we have four animals.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: So you know we when you worked at the five which.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: With the cat, we have five. We have four dogs
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: and a cat.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: I was judged with cats. You dead.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: But you have to want to cat.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: I want to catch so bad.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I want to catch so bad.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: My deal with Kyle is if I'm able to put
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: like afford, he goes. If you're able to buy us
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: a house outright, feel free, we can adopt a cat.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: But until then, so which I.
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: Will be one, keeps our house free, mice free.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: By the way, after the best, my mom saved this
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: cat from dying. I kid you not tell us she
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: had lost all of her kittens. She was so depressed.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: She wouldn't eat, wouldn't drink anything, wouldn't clean herself. She
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: was like greasy, greasy.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Where did you find her out of the shelter?
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: I was volunteering where'd the kittens go? She lost her litter,
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: so she was.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Very depressed, and I kid you not For weeks on end,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: my parents would go out and because she wanted to
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: be isolated and we had dogs, you know, so they
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: made her like a really safe little area where she
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: could be by herself and mourn properly. They would go
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: out and feed her with a syringe. And I that
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: cai so fat. Now it has the tiniest little gro.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: What's her name, it's your her name's kid kitty.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Like Lauren named her.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: That's cute.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: We were fostering this cat, like we I had no
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: intentions of keeping this.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: I remember you and Dad went on a vacation and
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: we all went to Hawaii.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: That was it, and we took the cat back, yes,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: just to stay for it while we were gone.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: Well, I thought it was going to be like for
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: sure to get adopted. And then we came home and
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: she was starving herself again and the only people she
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: would eat with was you and Dad.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Out.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: When I came into the room where she was, she
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: me out at me. When I said kitty, she me out.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: And then I took her home because she had lost
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: all her way that she put on, so we fattened
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: her up again. And then because she's our baby, she is.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: She still alive. Yea, And she gets along with the dog, hangs.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Out with the dogs.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Two giant pitbulls, all right, the sexiest little things you've
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: ever seen. Pablo and Bernice. My mom hated that name.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: And we adopted those from a shelter as well. Yes, yes,
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: of course they were transferred from La to Utah because
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: they were going to be euthanized, so they were brought
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: to that shelter.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: We only adopt. Now, we did go through a period
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: of time where we were uneducated, and we went to
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: these like bougie little uh storefronts where you pick out
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: your puppy that came from our breeder for thousands for
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: dollars of dollars. And the only one we have now
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: is Bella, who's from a place like that. But all
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: the rest of our animals and the ones that will
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: continue to get fifteen years old, yeah, she's old.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Ye Let me let me ask a question, Lisa, because you, obviously,
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: for people who don't know, have worked in a humane society,
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: in the Utah Humane Society for years. I when I
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: was in Nashville and I used to volunteer at a
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: humane society. They used to say there was something they
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: would call Christmas adoptions And it was really sad because
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: it was when people would flock into the shelters and
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: adopt dogs and cats and dogs and cats for their
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: kids as Christmas gifts, not thinking of like, oh, this
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: is going to be cute on Christmas morning, but this
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: is a being we actually have to care for. And
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: then a few weeks later, all these dogs and cats
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: would get brought back to the shelter because the kids
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: either didn't want to take care of it or it
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: was like such a cute Christmas present, and then like
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: two weeks later, the kid was uninterested and the family
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: was like well and they would bring it back. Is
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: that something that happens, because.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Don't do that.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: If that's the case, right right, Well, you have to
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: realize that pets are a lifelong commitment. I mean, maybe
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: you know small dogs can live twenty plus years. You
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: know they could. I'm sixty two, So am I going
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: to go get a puppy tomorrow, a small puppy tomorrow
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: and that lives twenty years? No, I'm going to adopt
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: a senior because I'm a senior. So people, I think
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: have to realize the commitment and not only what the
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: commitment is, but there's money involved, you know that if
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: they get sick, there's food, there's all that's expensive.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, especially if it does clipping. Yeah, as Lily gets older,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: I mean every time I go in, it's between six
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars and two thousand dollars just to keep her
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: healthy and where she needs to be to live a
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: long life. Yeah, so it is a huge commitment.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: But what I did, yeah mentally, well, I was just
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: going to say, mentally, it's not even about the money,
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: it's just having that companion.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, well, no care about for me. I
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: know it's a lot of money, but I would cut
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: back in areas because Lily's my ride or die. She's
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: been with me since I was twenty one years old,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: through my drinking, through the loss of my dad. Like
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: she's the one that I would wake up for, you know.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: So like that's my ride or died bitch. And when
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: I brought Ocean home, she looked at me like what
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: have you done?
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: But what does she do now?
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Now she is the first person. First person.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: She is the first being at Ocean's door wanting to
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: be in Ocean's room. And when Ocean's not at the house.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: She's I catch your sleeping in Ocean's rooms.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Stop she hears her in the morning, Like when Lily
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: hears the baby in the morning, she is so excited,
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: like she's wagging her tail way to run into her room.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're little besties. And I think it's also important
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: the breed of the dog, Like if you have young kids.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Ocean or Lily is a Lab Collie mixed. She's like
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: a mutt of four things, Labrador, Australian Shepherd Collie, and
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: lab gold Golden Retriever. And she is fantastic with young kids.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: I mean Ocean, you know, because she's still trying to
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: figure it out. She sees me kind of patting her
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: and she thinks that that's a hit. So I teach
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: her to be gentle. But Lily just sits there and
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: gets pulled on. And there are times where she growls
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: a little bit, and I have to tell Ocean like
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: she doesn't like it. Do you hear the noise she's making,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: So give her some space.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: And it's really good when a dog growls because they're
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: given a warning. You want your dog to growl because
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: you want him to something sting exactly. They're setting up
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: their boundaries. So it's super important that you let your.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Dog growl, right instead of saying they tell him.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: To stop growling, It's like, no, that's his warning that
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: he's not happy with something, So let him be his voice.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: He's letting or she's letting. You know, I don't like
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: this and if it continues, I'm about to bite. Yeah, baby.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Animals are the best, like you're so sick.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, They're part of the family, not accessories. So people
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: who are like, oh, well, get a cute puppy for
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Christmas and then isn't aren't ready to take care of it.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Don't do it.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Don't do it, or it's gonna throw it outside and
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: keep it on, you know, because I've seen that too.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're gonna have outdoor animals, please don't get
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: an animal.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: No, you need to be indoor. Indoor cats need to
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: be indoors because oh yeah, in fact, we are traumatized.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: We talk about this before we wrap this. So my mom,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: after my dad passed away, the house that they were
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: in that I grew up in, was just it was
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: too big. But all the animals knew that house. And
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: now you take it from.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: There, so we had the movers come and we transported
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: all the dogs, you know, over to the new house,
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: and somehow our cat got out because people were coming
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: and going and she was scared. I literally went back
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: for a week to the house because we had moved,
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: and would call her every night. Eastern would go and
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: call her every night. I mean, I was sobbing because
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: this is my baby, and she thought I had abandoned her.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: I'm getting We went over there for like like an
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: hour and a half a night and just watched like
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: the phone and just sat there and just called her
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: name with like a bowl of food.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: So you thought she would oh, she got out. Not
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: at the new house.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: She got out the old house and they had moved
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: out already.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Thinking I've abandoned her, and so I put you know,
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: she's from a shelter, So I put food and I
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: put her bed on the porch because the new people
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: hadn't moved in yet. And I went back and finally
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: the last night I took dere my little chihuahua. At
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: the time, God rest her soul. She's passed away. But anyway,
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: I put door down and I called her and she
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: ran out of the bushes to door and were you?
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: She cried?
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: She called me crying saying I got the cat.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: I want to cry.
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: So much. I know, in all honesty, I never really
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: I don't love cats.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I know what they do.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: But when I see how much Lisa loves the like
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: the cat, like when she's not there, I look at
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: the cat, and I'm like, I'm going to give you
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: love just because I know Lisa would be doing it
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: right now.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: No, I love my animals. There's something better.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So that we take her back. They take her
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: back to the new Yeah.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: She gets out those out into the backyard because you
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: know it's a new territory, explore. Yeah, and it's all
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: fenced in with high fence and.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: One corner to climb up and get out.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: Yet she comes back the next day without her collar,
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: and I'm like a little rough dog. She's like, act
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: a little traumatized that she does not want to be
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: outside ever.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: No never.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: My neighbor calls and says, do you have a cat
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: named kid Kitty? And I'm like, yes, that's her collar
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: and he goes, I found it hanging in my tree.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: It was a breakaway collar because obviously you don't put
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: fixed collars because.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: They can cat Yeah, yeah, correct, yeah.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: So she had a breakaway collar thing, thank god she did.
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: So.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Anyway, so something happened and she has no desire to
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: look at.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: She literally will go out, like if the dogs are out,
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: she'll go out because there's and lay with them and
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: she'll lay like in the sun. When that last dog
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: runs in, done, she looks around and she books it in.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: She got her ass kicked by a street cat.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Probably what happened, shelter bitch, and she was trauma time.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: You know, they don't play in those shelters.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: But you shouldn't even leave your cats out, and especially
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: in California you've got coyotes and wolves, your little dogs,
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: your cat.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: No, you should be in. Exactly, there was a cat.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: This is a sad but a cat head just ahead. They
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: are in a block away from our house that we
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: were walking and just ahead and because those coyotes will
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: will eat.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: The whole cat.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: So it was just ahead, just a little.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: It was I have to tell you one more story
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: and then I'm I'm and then I'm done. We went
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: camping Jack.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Animal podcast turned it always died loud, Okay, tell this
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: story anyway.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: So we went camping. We had to pop up trailer
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: trailer and do you or my little chihuahua?
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Where were we? Yellowstone?
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Ye, Jackson Jackson Hole And it was in a you know,
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: camping area. And all of a sudden, like it's the
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: middle of the night, am my little door wants to
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: go out and go potty. Okay, So I take a
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: flashlight because it's pitch black, and I don't have her
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: on a leash because we're just in this little camping
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: area will lo and behold, she's out there potting. And
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden, I see this movement on the
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: side of my eye. I look over. There is a
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: wolf or a.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Coyote stock which was it different?
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: I think there was. It was a coyote.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Well, they are out west though they are huge coyote
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: coyotes are huge beyond okay.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: So anyway, I flash my flashlight over to the coyotes's
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: stalking and it is stalking like it is in prey mode,
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: like I'm going to eat your dog. And my poor
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: little dog is doing her business with her back to
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: the coyote. I let out a like scream that could
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: be heard for a mile, and I charge the coyotes
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: giant with my light blinded, so he runs off. I
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: go scoop up my dog running the trailer. But I'm like,
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: I almost saw my dogs last day.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Oh and when they get in the prey mode, everything
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: else like, I'm shocked at run away because everything else
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: charged it.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: I charged it with my flash. Yeah. It was one
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: of those big hexagon one of heavy duty.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you would have kicked its ass because full circle
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: fight or flight. She's a fighter. No, I would.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: When she came into the trailer and whispered to me
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: what had happened, I was like, the dog stays inside
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: full circle, don't go outside. That's just the name of
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: the game. Stay inside. Sunday Holidays, animal or person, just
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: you're safe in your four walls. I love this podcast again.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: It was about nothing while at the same time being
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: about everything.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: Yay.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: I love that for us. You guys, thank you so
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  Speaker 1: much for tuning in to another episode of the Give
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  Speaker 1: Them Lalla Podcast. I hope that you have the happiest
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  Speaker 1: of happy holidays. And just so you know, there will
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  Speaker 1: not be a new episode on December twenty eighth, because
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  Speaker 1: I want you guys to put your phones down and
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  Speaker 1: enjoy your loved ones or enjoy your alone time. Just
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  Speaker 1: soak it all up, because baby, we are coming into
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty three with a mother effing fang. I will
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  Speaker 1: catch you in the new year.