Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #532 We Don't BEAT AMERICA the Same (NO EZONE)
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- 0:01Speaker 1: Well, so welcome to We don't smoke the same just
- 0:05Speaker 1: me XG and Nitty today. And you know this show
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- 1:55Speaker 2: Uh, where the fuck is the zone right now? Dog?
- 1:57Speaker 1: What do you think ezone's doing? It's two thirty in
- 1:59Speaker 1: Japan right now.
- 2:00Speaker 2: He's probably taken came out. I hope you guys know that.
- 2:12Speaker 2: He's like, I ain't shit until I get me a
- 2:14Speaker 2: fucking Japanese toilet. Bro. Well, have you ever have you
- 2:17Speaker 2: ever have to hold your ship? I had to hold
- 2:19Speaker 2: my ship. Of course I've had to hold my ship.
- 2:22Speaker 2: What like no toilet? But where wasn't That's why, where
- 2:26Speaker 2: wasn't there a bathroom? I don't remember exact situation, but
- 2:29Speaker 2: I do remember the pain that you feel holding that
- 2:31Speaker 2: ship in you get to the bathroom.
- 2:35Speaker 1: That makes no sense, Like, what the fuck?
- 2:37Speaker 2: How does it know? It's been a long long time
- 2:40Speaker 2: since I shipped my pants though. Oh shit, wait, we
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- 2:49Speaker 2: until eZone comes back, everyone is smoking paper filter tips.
- 2:54Speaker 2: But yeah, not about those. I never shipped in the
- 2:58Speaker 2: airport disguise, So you shipped before. I mean you try to,
- 3:03Speaker 2: but I try to. I don't. I never have to
- 3:06Speaker 2: ship in the airport. I would never ship in the airport.
- 3:09Speaker 2: It's too much.
- 3:10Speaker 1: What do you mean, It's just I mean, it's just
- 3:11Speaker 1: a I mean at the end the day, it's just
- 3:13Speaker 1: a bathroom too though, because everyone using it.
- 3:15Speaker 2: Yeah, it's actually dirty washingt toilets are so dirty because.
- 3:19Speaker 1: Everyone, like when you get off a flight, if you
- 3:20Speaker 1: got to take a piss or whatever, everyone fucking goes
- 3:24Speaker 1: there and now you're in the line.
- 3:25Speaker 3: Yeah, man, you can't take like a bottle of bleach and.
- 3:28Speaker 2: Just bitch man, when you're leaving, wait to piss till
- 3:32Speaker 2: you go to baggage claim. That washroom's always empty because
- 3:35Speaker 2: everyone's already pissed before. Now they're waiting for their bags
- 3:37Speaker 2: pissed before baggage claim. And if you got to piss,
- 3:39Speaker 2: piss as soon as you enter the airport, the first
- 3:41Speaker 2: washroom right there.
- 3:42Speaker 1: You want to know why I like to me airport
- 3:45Speaker 1: airport bathrooms like ain't really shipped to me.
- 3:49Speaker 2: I go to festivals, to Cochella dog where you sh
- 3:52Speaker 2: potties where the ship is already been there for three days.
- 3:55Speaker 2: We call it the ship sound like when you sit
- 3:57Speaker 2: down and their ship's already touching your asshole. You go
- 4:02Speaker 2: to the next one. You look at the next one,
- 4:03Speaker 2: when you see the ship high, do you pick the
- 4:05Speaker 2: next one? All right? This work out? Oh bro festival shitting.
- 4:10Speaker 2: I've been at a festival for and I remember one
- 4:11Speaker 2: night we were on so many drugs and I was like,
- 4:14Speaker 2: it was like two o'clock in the morning, and I
- 4:16Speaker 2: was like, fuck, I kind of got a ship, but
- 4:18Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing
- 4:20Speaker 2: it this high in that nasty bathroom. Fuck that, And
- 4:23Speaker 2: I went to bed and then I woke up at
- 4:25Speaker 2: like five o'clock in the morning it was raining, and
- 4:28Speaker 2: I was like, I gotta fucking go, dude, and I went.
- 4:31Speaker 2: I went into the stall, and I guess that night
- 4:34Speaker 2: they had just cleaned some porta potties, so I got
- 4:35Speaker 2: a brand new porta potty. But the toilet paper got
- 4:39Speaker 2: wet because of the moisture and everything, and at first
- 4:42Speaker 2: I was like, oh fuck, But then when you use
- 4:44Speaker 2: wet toilet paper, You're like, oh shit, this is better.
- 4:49Speaker 2: It was. It was fucking perfect. It was like, you know,
- 4:52Speaker 2: it was one of those things that like you know,
- 4:54Speaker 2: when you're on drugs and like sometimes just things just
- 4:57Speaker 2: work out and you're like, this is the drugs. Yeah,
- 5:00Speaker 2: I always seem to work out as you get arrested. Yeah,
- 5:02Speaker 2: work out pretty solid night.
- 5:04Speaker 1: But no, no, that is a That is a festival tip.
- 5:07Speaker 1: They do clean the bathroom, especially if it's like a
- 5:09Speaker 1: two to three day festival, So you just gotta be
- 5:12Speaker 1: on alert when they clean them.
- 5:13Speaker 2: You gotta ship first and you gotta ship last. Yeah,
- 5:16Speaker 2: hopefully they.
- 5:17Speaker 1: You know, you don't know, crazy story. I'm pretty sure
- 5:19Speaker 1: I've told this on the podcast, but haven't heard that
- 5:22Speaker 1: I know.
- 5:22Speaker 2: So I'm at Coachella.
- 5:24Speaker 1: This is like day two, day three, and I'm with
- 5:27Speaker 1: like coupled up. I'm with my girl and home rules
- 5:30Speaker 1: with her, her boyfriend whatever.
- 5:32Speaker 2: And they're a toxic couple, bro, And already that's why
- 5:35Speaker 2: you hang out with Yeah, no, no, no no. And when
- 5:36Speaker 2: I say toxic, never fucking a ship show.
- 5:39Speaker 3: Bro.
- 5:39Speaker 2: You know someone is toxic when when fucking XG starts
- 5:42Speaker 2: calling them toxics. That's fucked.
- 5:44Speaker 3: This is a pretty good story.
- 5:46Speaker 2: Yeah right, I think Ray's heard this one.
- 5:48Speaker 3: It's a crazy story.
- 5:49Speaker 2: So, dog, we're coupled up and then for what, for
- 5:54Speaker 2: whatever reason, they've been fighting all weekend.
- 5:55Speaker 1: But when you know, when you know they're that couple,
- 5:57Speaker 1: you don't give a fuck. You're like, they're doing their thing,
- 5:59Speaker 1: just leave. Know, Well, eventually they get so mad at
- 6:02Speaker 1: each other they fuck you. I'm gonna go watch d
- 6:05Speaker 1: r O fuck you. I'm gonna go watch whoever I
- 6:07Speaker 1: want to watch it kind of split up. I want
- 6:08Speaker 1: to go watch this. So she ties along with me
- 6:11Speaker 1: finding out. Yeah, Ray fights, Bro, I'm doing the rest
- 6:14Speaker 1: of the cane me.
- 6:18Speaker 2: I'm saying that with that, the homegirl got the homegirl
- 6:20Speaker 2: kept the sack, but you paid for it, Like, give
- 6:22Speaker 2: me the sack.
- 6:23Speaker 1: I can't give you his sack necstasy, but I did
- 6:26Speaker 1: it meadow so bro. So they kind of split up.
- 6:31Speaker 1: Home girl comes with me and uh, halfway through the festival,
- 6:35Speaker 1: well not halfway, but she ends up telling me. She's like,
- 6:37Speaker 1: oh my god, I forgot to have his cell phone.
- 6:40Speaker 1: So she left the homing without her cell phone.
- 6:41Speaker 2: But who cares.
- 6:42Speaker 1: Though it's a festival, we got the camp site. He
- 6:44Speaker 1: don't need he don't need his fucking phone whatever, right, like,
- 6:47Speaker 1: he don't need his phone. Whatever. Let's go party. We're partying.
- 6:50Speaker 1: This bitch goes into porter party.
- 6:52Speaker 2: I go first. She goes into the poor partty takes
- 6:54Speaker 2: like a So you went with her, not with him? Yeah,
- 6:57Speaker 2: talk about that later.
- 6:58Speaker 1: I went with her because I want to go watch EDM.
- 7:00Speaker 2: He wanted to go watch hip hop and which is cool.
- 7:02Speaker 1: But at the end now I was like I'm gonna
- 7:03Speaker 1: go I'm so I ended up going with them. So
- 7:07Speaker 1: she's like, oh, we gotta go pee.
- 7:09Speaker 2: So she goes, I go pee.
- 7:10Speaker 1: She goes in and hearn her home. We were taking
- 7:12Speaker 1: a little too long. Her up, Like, you guys really got.
- 7:15Speaker 2: To take a ship. It's the middle of the fucking
- 7:17Speaker 2: festival your diet.
- 7:18Speaker 1: Yeah, And eventually she comes out and she's like, can
- 7:21Speaker 1: you help me? Like, what the fuck do you need? Well,
- 7:24Speaker 1: why go in there? And the homies fucking phone is
- 7:27Speaker 1: at the bottom of the fucking.
- 7:29Speaker 2: Parter potty Dog. Can you help me?
- 7:32Speaker 1: And I'm like yeah, and I'm like, what do you
- 7:33Speaker 1: want me to do?
- 7:34Speaker 2: She's like, can you stick your hand? And I'm like, no,
- 7:37Speaker 2: be my homie, but I don't give a fuck, and
- 7:39Speaker 2: she's like, but I want to get back with them.
- 7:41Speaker 2: I don't really because she knew, like you don't come
- 7:44Speaker 2: back with the phone. It's it's done.
- 7:46Speaker 1: I want to get back with him, like, and I'm like,
- 7:48Speaker 1: I don't know what you're gonna do. And she's like,
- 7:50Speaker 1: give me your T shirt And I'm like, what do
- 7:54Speaker 1: you mean give me your T shirts? Like I'll buy
- 7:55Speaker 1: you a T shirt at the fucking thing. And she's like,
- 7:57Speaker 1: give me your T shirt, bitch, use your.
- 7:59Speaker 2: Own T shirt.
- 8:00Speaker 1: Yeah, well they're wearing like fucking skimpy ship. They don't
- 8:03Speaker 1: have anything ship. She used her brow as a scoop,
- 8:06Speaker 1: like give her my T shirt.
- 8:07Speaker 2: Bro.
- 8:08Speaker 1: This bitch goes in there, grabs the fucking.
- 8:10Speaker 2: Fall, sheans it up, gets it back to the homie
- 8:13Speaker 2: without telling him.
- 8:14Speaker 1: It touched the bottom of the fucking poror partty dog.
- 8:18Speaker 2: Yes, like at the end of the day, like I said,
- 8:20Speaker 2: that's my homegirl.
- 8:21Speaker 1: He's just my homegirl's boyfriend. So at the end of
- 8:23Speaker 1: da I was just like, oh you dirty bitch, and
- 8:27Speaker 1: bro thing was at the bottom. You're looking at it.
- 8:29Speaker 1: I was looking at it. It was looking at me back.
- 8:31Speaker 1: I was calling it. I can see my name at
- 8:33Speaker 1: the bottom of it. It's a exg calling. I was like,
- 8:36Speaker 1: that's his home. It was just was it was lighting.
- 8:39Speaker 1: The pile of share was still watery. No, it was
- 8:42Speaker 1: like it was like like uh like King of the Hill,
- 8:44Speaker 1: like it was at the top, like it wasn't like
- 8:46Speaker 1: in the Musch but it's touching ship ship throw And
- 8:51Speaker 1: these are cute girls.
- 8:51Speaker 2: Bro.
- 8:52Speaker 1: They had to stick their hand in their bro I'm
- 8:53Speaker 1: just like.
- 8:54Speaker 2: Oh, dude, what you sucks dude. Everyone's trying to hit
- 8:57Speaker 2: on them and they just as they get closer they
- 8:59Speaker 2: start smelling shit.
- 9:00Speaker 3: Oh bro, Yeah they're human after all.
- 9:03Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh no, that phone must have like you know
- 9:06Speaker 2: in the back of your camera all these greases. Think
- 9:08Speaker 2: about how much little shit particles that are all the
- 9:11Speaker 2: speaker in the speaker dog it was. It was one
- 9:15Speaker 2: of those, bro And this is the part of the
- 9:17Speaker 2: story that no one knows. Six weeks later, he died
- 9:19Speaker 2: of a cola. Yeah, pink eye. Oh no, that's tough, man.
- 9:29Speaker 2: I think if I lost my phone in a toilet, honestly,
- 9:32Speaker 2: I got the cloud. It's time for a new phone.
- 9:34Speaker 2: Dog living in their phone belongs to the toilet. Now
- 9:38Speaker 2: toilet has fucking fifty gigs.
- 9:40Speaker 1: At Coachella day two.
- 9:43Speaker 2: You need your phone. I kind of gotta get it.
- 9:45Speaker 2: Why because if not, you got to go get a
- 9:47Speaker 2: phone like that.
- 9:48Speaker 1: Like, if they're if I can go in the matter
- 9:50Speaker 1: of like six hours to go get a phone, that's fine.
- 9:52Speaker 1: That shit can stay there. But if I'm talking like
- 9:55Speaker 1: I don't have a phone for forty eight hours, twenty
- 9:57Speaker 1: four hours.
- 9:58Speaker 2: But you're at Coachella, do drugs taking mind away from
- 10:02Speaker 2: the phone. Don't know how to get home? I don't
- 10:06Speaker 2: know how I get home. I don't give a fucking
- 10:08Speaker 2: buy anything.
- 10:08Speaker 1: I'm just whoa chhet us far? Like what do I
- 10:11Speaker 1: make a left on Imperial or right?
- 10:13Speaker 2: No? You just as soon as you leave, you go,
- 10:16Speaker 2: you go buy a phone as soon as you leave.
- 10:18Speaker 2: But I mean while you're there, enjoy the fucking forty
- 10:20Speaker 2: eight hours of being disconnected. Bro. That doesn't happen. That
- 10:23Speaker 2: doesn't happen very often. It's actually a blessing. I went
- 10:27Speaker 2: camping this summer portage. It's a Canadian thing where you portaging. Yeah,
- 10:31Speaker 2: so it's like you're camping, but to get to your campsite,
- 10:34Speaker 2: you have to canoe there because it's in between bodies
- 10:37Speaker 2: of water all that to carry your canoe with you
- 10:41Speaker 2: between this Yeah, I did it for six days straight.
- 10:44Speaker 1: You went with like, not an expert, but someone that goes.
- 10:46Speaker 2: I went with four, three of three guys, so there's
- 10:48Speaker 2: four of us four. It was like an expert, right, No,
- 10:50Speaker 2: not expert these I have done it a couple times
- 10:52Speaker 2: for me, yeah, because that's not something you're just like camping.
- 10:55Speaker 2: I've done one hundred times. I don't want to camp,
- 10:56Speaker 2: but that was my first time portaging where you have
- 10:58Speaker 2: to take the canoe. When you get to the island,
- 11:01Speaker 2: you have to put the canoe on your back and
- 11:03Speaker 2: walk with the canoe to the end of the island,
- 11:05Speaker 2: hop back in the canoe to the next island and
- 11:07Speaker 2: that's where you're camping. That's so gangster. It was so
- 11:09Speaker 2: much fun. It was sick. It's an amazing time. Hard
- 11:11Speaker 2: at fuck, but so fun. Cold or hot.
- 11:14Speaker 1: It's hot in the middle of summer, okay, because my
- 11:16Speaker 1: homie's done it in the cold. They go like, oh cold,
- 11:18Speaker 1: Like no, no, no, it doesn't sound like.
- 11:20Speaker 2: No, we're six days camping in a tent like this
- 11:22Speaker 2: is the middle of summer in Canada. Yeah, Or you're
- 11:24Speaker 2: shitting in a hole. We're shitting in at the designated campsites.
- 11:27Speaker 2: So these campsites, Oh, it's not.
- 11:29Speaker 1: No, it's not I thought I thought this was more
- 11:32Speaker 1: like fucking.
- 11:32Speaker 2: When I say campsite, I mean it. There's a fire
- 11:35Speaker 2: pit and there's a hole in the ground as a toilet.
- 11:38Speaker 2: Like these campsites you can't just go to. Oh they're
- 11:40Speaker 2: the only way to get there is to hop in
- 11:42Speaker 2: a canoe and hike there. So there's no facilities, no shower,
- 11:45Speaker 2: no facilities, no shower, no camping okay, okay, yeah, And
- 11:48Speaker 2: like these campsites, they call them campsites because they've been
- 11:50Speaker 2: campsites for thousands of years. This is where the original. Uh,
- 11:53Speaker 2: you know the fucking Aboriginals pilgrims when they all came,
- 11:57Speaker 2: that's where they started. You know. They had the canoe
- 11:58Speaker 2: there in big ass wooden bowl and ship. So they've
- 12:01Speaker 2: been there for thousands of years. But the only way
- 12:02Speaker 2: to get there is to boat there, So most people
- 12:04Speaker 2: will never get to see it because they'll never hop in.
- 12:06Speaker 2: At how long is that canoe thing? Well, it's like
- 12:09Speaker 2: you can get the beginning part of it. There's like
- 12:11Speaker 2: it's called Algonquin in Ontario and Canada, and there's thousands
- 12:15Speaker 2: of islands in between lakes, so like they're like little
- 12:19Speaker 2: little as little little tiny islands. You can go campfire.
- 12:21Speaker 2: It's amazing. If you get a chance, you get your
- 12:23Speaker 2: fucking passport, I'll take you buy one. I mean, if
- 12:26Speaker 2: you get out there far enough, I'm sure you can
- 12:28Speaker 2: you buy an island, can claim it. Like who's gonna
- 12:30Speaker 2: come get you? You're in the middle of you know
- 12:32Speaker 2: what I'm saying, Like it's it's it's pretty crazy. But
- 12:36Speaker 2: then you know you're out in the middle of fucking nowhere.
- 12:38Speaker 2: So seven days no signal bro on my phone. My
- 12:41Speaker 2: phone was useless. I couldn't do anything but take pictures
- 12:43Speaker 2: with it, and then you realize, like the first few days,
- 12:46Speaker 2: you get anxious, you know, and then you're like, yo,
- 12:48Speaker 2: this is so nice. I haven't fucking doom scrolled. I
- 12:52Speaker 2: haven't just been you know, when you're not doing anything,
- 12:54Speaker 2: and next thing you know, you're on Instagram. You close
- 12:56Speaker 2: Instagram and then three seconds later you're on Instagram and
- 12:58Speaker 2: I'm drinking off. Yeah, you're like, how the did I
- 13:01Speaker 2: go from jill it to Instagram? Too? It's too much, bro.
- 13:04Speaker 2: We gotta like figure out a way to, you know,
- 13:07Speaker 2: make it like church. Take one day a week where
- 13:09Speaker 2: you just put your phone away and don't answer your phone.
- 13:11Speaker 2: Do you feel different when you come back or when
- 13:13Speaker 2: you're there?
- 13:14Speaker 1: When you're there, because I mean, like I said, it's
- 13:15Speaker 1: been a while, even when I was in Big Bird,
- 13:17Speaker 1: like it's the WiFi, yeah, fucking all that ship. But
- 13:19Speaker 1: people say you you feel like not not the Wi Fi?
- 13:22Speaker 1: Like I don't know, dude, You feel like right now
- 13:24Speaker 1: there's Wi Fi going, there's signals going everywhere.
- 13:26Speaker 2: Bro. You feel it's a message. Yeah, yeah, you feel there.
- 13:32Speaker 2: There's nothing like there's no fucking Wi Fi, there's no inaction.
- 13:35Speaker 2: It's fresh in your sunshine. But it's beautiful. Of course
- 13:38Speaker 2: you feel it. It's like you feel no no Wi Fi.
- 13:41Speaker 2: You're like, there's no yeah, bro, there's no signal anywhere.
- 13:46Speaker 2: You know. One time I got a message. Out of
- 13:48Speaker 2: the six days, the middle of fucking nowhere, I got
- 13:50Speaker 2: one message. I got a signal. I got a signal.
- 13:54Speaker 2: I ran to my phone and I look at it
- 13:56Speaker 2: and it was my phone company bell telling me my
- 13:58Speaker 2: bill is due. And then no signal. They found me,
- 14:01Speaker 2: gave me signal, sent me a text saying my bill
- 14:04Speaker 2: is due, and then no more signal.
- 14:07Speaker 3: Are you talking about Wi Fi or five G?
- 14:11Speaker 2: That was five G but there was no Wi Fi.
- 14:12Speaker 2: Of course, if there's no five G, there's no WiFi.
- 14:14Speaker 3: Because I looked it up. No, you cannot physically feel
- 14:17Speaker 3: Wi Fi. The radiation levels it admits are too low
- 14:21Speaker 3: for humans to detect with their senses.
- 14:24Speaker 2: You haven't done enough ketamine as this guy, he feels
- 14:26Speaker 2: Wi Fi, and I'm.
- 14:27Speaker 3: Glad that I don't. And all scientific evidence indicates that
- 14:30Speaker 3: the power levels are wea fee because that's the appropriate
- 14:33Speaker 3: way of say it, are not harmful to the body,
- 14:36Speaker 3: meaning you cannot feel it physically.
- 14:38Speaker 2: What about five G? There's people that people feel five G.
- 14:41Speaker 2: There's cities. There's cities where.
- 14:43Speaker 1: Five G Wi Fi is prohibited because these people claim
- 14:47Speaker 1: to feel it and it makes their head her No, I'm.
- 14:50Speaker 3: Serious, right, according to Google, No, you cannot fuck Google dog.
- 14:55Speaker 2: Fuck Google. Google also said Hunter Biden didn't have a
- 14:58Speaker 2: fucking laptop. Fuck Google dog.
- 15:01Speaker 1: But for all though, there's cities, there's cities in America
- 15:03Speaker 1: where they're in that little city, the mayor and shit,
- 15:06Speaker 1: they don't allow like Wi fi or five G because
- 15:09Speaker 1: they said they feel in their head it gives them headaches.
- 15:11Speaker 2: It could be a whole different type of people saying
- 15:13Speaker 2: that with wind turbines too. Remember do you remember that
- 15:15Speaker 2: you know those towns, there's towns all over America and
- 15:17Speaker 2: Canada that are windmill towns because they do that. And
- 15:20Speaker 2: if you google it and look into I know you
- 15:22Speaker 2: don't trust Google, but if you, if you look into it,
- 15:25Speaker 2: every fucking one of those towns tried to stop it
- 15:28Speaker 2: from happening because people complain that it started giving them headaches.
- 15:30Speaker 2: The vibrations of the fucking thing. It's doing some weird
- 15:33Speaker 2: shit to all the people that live there. I would
- 15:35Speaker 2: have doubted.
- 15:35Speaker 1: I mean every you know, living by the freeway is
- 15:38Speaker 1: so dangerous, so bad for your health.
- 15:40Speaker 2: One hundred percent. You don't see it here, But in
- 15:42Speaker 2: Canada when I was moving, i was looking for a
- 15:44Speaker 2: new condo, there's like, I don't know if you've never
- 15:47Speaker 2: been to Toronto, but there's the Gardener Expressway, our main
- 15:49Speaker 2: highway that leads downtown. On the way there there's condos
- 15:53Speaker 2: all along it, you know, so you're passing condos. And
- 15:56Speaker 2: when you go look at the condos to like you know,
- 15:58Speaker 2: Lisa Place, all the ones that are near the highway.
- 16:02Speaker 2: When you go outside you touch the window, there's this
- 16:05Speaker 2: black soot. It's just it's just break dust and air
- 16:10Speaker 2: fucking pollution coming off the highways and just coding the
- 16:13Speaker 2: side of these buildings lung. Yeah, And I'm like, no way,
- 16:16Speaker 2: I'm living near a highways.
- 16:18Speaker 1: Real dangerous that all that break us, people just breaking.
- 16:22Speaker 1: I mean, hopefully it's one of those.
- 16:23Speaker 2: Freears where people just fucking cruising. If it's one those
- 16:25Speaker 2: free where people are just cruising, I'm not going to
- 16:26Speaker 2: sit here and break us. But in La more than
- 16:29Speaker 2: just break us. It's exhaust to it's a ship.
- 16:32Speaker 1: But to me, it's like that little breakdous because it's
- 16:34Speaker 1: little black particles. Black particles are super fine. Not good
- 16:37Speaker 1: for your fucking lungs, that yo. So before you got here,
- 16:42Speaker 1: me and Ray were going down the fucking the Luca
- 16:46Speaker 1: Oh rabbit hole.
- 16:47Speaker 2: Okay, you have you heard about it? I thought I
- 16:48Speaker 2: said you're going I thought you said you're going down
- 16:51Speaker 2: on Luca. Thank god I wasn't here for that. Who
- 16:54Speaker 2: the fuck is Luca Oh? Down the Luca rabbit hole? Okay? Yeah,
- 16:58Speaker 2: used to be in TA basketball?
- 16:59Speaker 3: Right.
- 16:59Speaker 2: You say you kind of let it go because like
- 17:01Speaker 2: it's just a lot, right, Yeah, but you've heard about
- 17:03Speaker 2: the whole No. I don't know what the conspiracy is.
- 17:05Speaker 2: I just know that there was no reason for him
- 17:07Speaker 2: to get traded.
- 17:08Speaker 1: No reason for him to get traded, right you know, basketball,
- 17:10Speaker 1: like you hold on you get a player in the
- 17:12Speaker 1: first round, you hold on to him till he becomes
- 17:14Speaker 1: like a fucking the goat of the team.
- 17:16Speaker 2: Unless you draft Andrea Barniani the Raptors, you know. So
- 17:20Speaker 2: I'm not really into basketball, but I love any rabbit hole.
- 17:23Speaker 2: I was like, why the fuck are they getting rid of?
- 17:27Speaker 1: So we're on the street, is uh, they're trying to
- 17:30Speaker 1: get they got rid of Luca, so the Mavericks can
- 17:33Speaker 1: fucking eat dog ship and then they can move to Vegas.
- 17:37Speaker 2: Oh yeah, become another gambling Really, what's Mark Cuban's sold.
- 17:41Speaker 1: Mark Cuban sold one third or something two thirds of
- 17:44Speaker 1: the company. He sold it to a company. It's a
- 17:46Speaker 1: family in Vegas that's like into gambling and their own property.
- 17:49Speaker 2: Of like bagas. So it's all about they have to
- 17:53Speaker 2: make them lose. They just buy them. Can't they just
- 17:55Speaker 2: buy the team like you couldn't. No, I don't think
- 17:58Speaker 2: you can just move a team they suck unless they
- 18:01Speaker 2: want to leave.
- 18:02Speaker 3: I think it really has to do it just money.
- 18:04Speaker 2: Yeah, man, enough money, you can do anything. Have the money.
- 18:08Speaker 2: I don't know, but that's what makes sense though. Vegas.
- 18:11Speaker 2: Vegas is such a vibe, dude.
- 18:14Speaker 3: Yeah, thats as Xavier's like retirement fucking home.
- 18:18Speaker 2: We can't spend more than a week there.
- 18:19Speaker 3: What man spend his whole fucking life there if he could.
- 18:24Speaker 1: I think to me, it's like when people ask if
- 18:26Speaker 1: you were rich. Maybe when people ask me, where do
- 18:28Speaker 1: you want to go?
- 18:28Speaker 2: You know why?
- 18:29Speaker 1: I say Vegas. I can see the Eiffel Tower, I
- 18:31Speaker 1: can see Vanisha I can see.
- 18:33Speaker 2: The fucking pyramids.
- 18:34Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're on drugs, it's all real.
- 18:36Speaker 2: Dog, when you don't have your papers, when you don't
- 18:38Speaker 2: have your papers, when you also don't have your papers,
- 18:40Speaker 2: there's nothing better than Vegas. Yeah, in that.
- 18:45Speaker 3: Daydream, you're still a never good dog.
- 18:51Speaker 2: Nothing better than Vegas. You get to see it all.
- 18:53Speaker 1: It's all there, five star hotels, five stars.
- 18:56Speaker 2: Is there anything in the world. Is there anything in
- 18:58Speaker 2: the world or any place in the world that would
- 18:59Speaker 2: make you want to go and give up being here
- 19:02Speaker 2: to go see it and then end up living in Mexico.
- 19:04Speaker 1: I heard there's an Asian Vegas there, the Asian country hard.
- 19:09Speaker 1: I think it's like, I don't look into it because.
- 19:12Speaker 2: I know I don't think Asians party that hard. I
- 19:14Speaker 2: just think they're really like they get drunk fast, like
- 19:18Speaker 2: crazy brove.
- 19:20Speaker 1: It's insane how much these fools love to gamble makes
- 19:22Speaker 1: I don't know where. I don't know how, I don't
- 19:24Speaker 1: need to makes things.
- 19:24Speaker 2: Just don't know where.
- 19:25Speaker 1: And they're probably in the culture obviously, but these fools
- 19:27Speaker 1: will gamble anything.
- 19:29Speaker 2: Bro The money from j Pete see, they take that
- 19:33Speaker 2: money and they buy houses in Canada and America, and
- 19:36Speaker 2: then no one lives in them fuckers. They just know
- 19:40Speaker 2: how to put their money away in the house. Yeah, bro,
- 19:44Speaker 2: and if it burns down insurance yeay.
- 19:47Speaker 3: Hey, what's up with fucking Kanye? Dog?
- 19:49Speaker 2: Kanye is so funny, so hard, it's hard to defend
- 19:55Speaker 2: the guy.
- 19:56Speaker 3: What's it gonna take for somebody to not listen to
- 19:58Speaker 3: Kanye's music?
- 19:59Speaker 2: No more, will never will never stop listening to it.
- 20:01Speaker 2: If you just stuck to making music, it'd be great. Dog.
- 20:04Speaker 2: Like I saw, people will still listen to it. I
- 20:07Speaker 2: will still listen to it. I can't wait for bully, Bro.
- 20:09Speaker 1: He can say whatever you want and I will play
- 20:10Speaker 1: the graduation.
- 20:12Speaker 2: All the time. Yeah.
- 20:14Speaker 3: That comes a point in my opinion that, like, Yo,
- 20:17Speaker 3: you can separate the artists from the art and all
- 20:19Speaker 3: that bullshit, But like, come on, dog, if this guy's
- 20:21Speaker 3: being straight up racist and all that stuff.
- 20:23Speaker 2: Then why do you have a picture of Woody Allen
- 20:25Speaker 2: Tadden on your chest?
- 20:26Speaker 3: Because he's a fucking gee dog. He's one of the
- 20:29Speaker 3: greatest comedic writers of all time.
- 20:31Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Ray, but yeah, I get what you mean.
- 20:36Speaker 2: But what if you said he didn't feel like I
- 20:38Speaker 2: feel like that? Or was that when he wrote that
- 20:41Speaker 2: like the graduation. To me, he wasn't that Kanye. Now,
- 20:44Speaker 2: if he comes out with the song now, if it
- 20:46Speaker 2: comes with an album that is literally racist, I don't
- 20:49Speaker 2: like that music from now on, that's different. But the
- 20:51Speaker 2: graduation is still the graduate. I grew up to the graduation,
- 20:54Speaker 2: all that stuff. I like, I remember, Like, dude, this
- 20:56Speaker 2: is t I.
- 20:56Speaker 3: Mean, he put a great he put a play white
- 20:59Speaker 3: tea with the also on his website it's Spotify.
- 21:03Speaker 1: Shopify counseled his website.
- 21:06Speaker 3: No, it didn't did.
- 21:08Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure Spotify counsel. I mean,
- 21:11Speaker 1: I'm sure he's not. He doesn't have Kanye.
- 21:13Speaker 2: Does this ship. Every time he's about to drop music
- 21:16Speaker 2: just to get people talking. He literally said he's going
- 21:19Speaker 2: deaf con on Jews. And now he's still he's still around,
- 21:22Speaker 2: he's still tweeting.
- 21:23Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, look, I'm not gonna I'm not
- 21:25Speaker 1: gonna say it. The Jews are cool and ship obviously.
- 21:28Speaker 3: I mean, can you really believe because some people are
- 21:30Speaker 3: in the chest like you really feeled for that ship?
- 21:32Speaker 3: Maybe I did, but come on, dog, like, there's gotta
- 21:35Speaker 3: be a there's gotta be a line bro.
- 21:37Speaker 1: But but what is the line?
- 21:39Speaker 2: Like blur lines? Okay, but but here, Okay, here's what
- 21:42Speaker 2: I'm trying to Here's what I'm Here's what I'm trying
- 21:44Speaker 2: to say about that.
- 21:47Speaker 3: You see if I don't comedian, dude, I.
- 21:51Speaker 1: Mean, Sam says the N word on stage?
- 21:53Speaker 3: What's the But he's a comedian.
- 21:55Speaker 2: Where's your line? Where's your line? Now?
- 21:57Speaker 3: Ray, Sam's crazy?
- 22:00Speaker 2: So is Kanye. He is a comedian. Man. If you're
- 22:03Speaker 2: listening to Kanye's music, Kanye is a comedian. He's been
- 22:06Speaker 2: dropping jokes since it sounds.
- 22:08Speaker 3: Like fuck these Jews, fuck these blacks, fuck these everybody.
- 22:11Speaker 2: Of course, no, no, no, no no, but he does that
- 22:13Speaker 2: after the show. Maybe what I'm.
- 22:17Speaker 1: Trying to say is like, remember when Kanye first said
- 22:21Speaker 1: fuck the Jews.
- 22:22Speaker 2: It was crazy who didn't, And.
- 22:24Speaker 1: Now everyone's kind of saying it, and we were kind
- 22:27Speaker 1: of like, it's not like everyone.
- 22:28Speaker 2: Man, Kanye wore pink polos first. That's why at the
- 22:32Speaker 2: end of the day, like we were like very upset
- 22:34Speaker 2: at him.
- 22:35Speaker 1: And now you can go online and it's like, fucking
- 22:37Speaker 1: Twitter's photo fuck the Jews. Not that I agree or anything,
- 22:40Speaker 1: but I'm just like, whoa Kanye started this or what
- 22:42Speaker 1: the fuck is going on?
- 22:43Speaker 3: Hey? How many shirts did he's on? Buy from the website?
- 22:45Speaker 2: All of them. He's the reason that I got shut down.
- 22:47Speaker 2: They couldn't. They're all getting shipped to eat put these
- 22:51Speaker 2: on whatnot? The is gonna sell them to you guys?
- 22:58Speaker 3: You go from the South, Kanye went from Jesus Walks
- 23:01Speaker 3: to Nazi's rule.
- 23:04Speaker 1: Yeah, it makes no sense. How like he can like,
- 23:06Speaker 1: I don't know the whole having his girl naked.
- 23:09Speaker 2: That's just crazy, too wild and start and then I mean, you.
- 23:13Speaker 1: Guys don't have Twitter, which I don't understand how I
- 23:15Speaker 1: don't have Twitter. It's full was posting fucking nude shit,
- 23:18Speaker 1: poor hubshit on fucking you know what it is?
- 23:21Speaker 3: Why I don't go on doctor, I need to see this.
- 23:24Speaker 2: We'll never understand because fucking Kanye is probably like one
- 23:29Speaker 2: of the most famous guys in the world. You get
- 23:31Speaker 2: so famous that like you don't even know how to
- 23:34Speaker 2: act anymore because everywhere you go, everybody knows who you are.
- 23:40Speaker 2: There's probably nowhere in the world he can go that
- 23:41Speaker 2: people don't know who Kanye West is. You get so
- 23:45Speaker 2: famous that it's like you start getting a god complex
- 23:48Speaker 2: of course, you know what I mean, I get it.
- 23:51Speaker 2: It's like, I don't know, what do you expect from
- 23:55Speaker 2: a bipolar rapper who's been saying crazy shit since before
- 24:00Speaker 2: or even is.
- 24:02Speaker 3: They on your man's bro or talk to somebody?
- 24:04Speaker 1: Man, you got to think about even Jesus Walks was
- 24:06Speaker 1: crazy at the moment.
- 24:07Speaker 2: Yeah, it's talking about Jesus. That wasn't really the cool
- 24:10Speaker 2: thing to do with Rastic. It was literally bitches.
- 24:14Speaker 1: Holes and he went in there and saw the whole
- 24:15Speaker 1: song about Jesus Walks And if you watch the fucking song,
- 24:18Speaker 1: it's pretty tight.
- 24:19Speaker 2: I like the.
- 24:20Speaker 3: Video deathro Fantasma to be honest, actually is kind of
- 24:24Speaker 3: a dick in person.
- 24:27Speaker 2: What what did you do? So nice? I would I
- 24:30Speaker 2: would actually disagree with that.
- 24:32Speaker 1: What did what did actually do to you?
- 24:34Speaker 2: I give you a joint and give.
- 24:35Speaker 1: You a bump, That's what happens. I'm so stoked, especially
- 24:40Speaker 1: if you're around my homies. I'm like, yo, come kick it.
- 24:43Speaker 2: I'm cool. Yeah, we love it when you say what's
- 24:46Speaker 2: up to us in public? Man's cool.
- 24:47Speaker 1: You want to know something I've done?
- 24:49Speaker 2: Ah?
- 24:49Speaker 1: Dog, I don't know if I've said this, but like
- 24:52Speaker 1: when I first started podcasting with Sam and George and
- 24:55Speaker 1: all these I was still kind of kicking it with
- 24:57Speaker 1: like the homies. We don't still kick it with the homies,
- 24:58Speaker 1: but it was like one of these he's like, let's
- 25:00Speaker 1: go to David Busters and let's go to Daven Busterers,
- 25:03Speaker 1: Like I go to Dave Busher with the Homies. Like
- 25:04Speaker 1: I said, maybe like fifteen episodes of tenfold Hat and
- 25:08Speaker 1: like maybe fifty of George Press and Hat David Busterer's Dog.
- 25:13Speaker 1: I'm chilling and like just having a good time, have
- 25:16Speaker 1: a couple of beers. And then I go to the
- 25:17Speaker 1: bathroom and I'm in the bathroom and someone comes like
- 25:22Speaker 1: the stall next to me dog like shitting, no, no, no,
- 25:25Speaker 1: like taking a piss, take a piss.
- 25:27Speaker 2: And then how many stalls were there? It was like
- 25:29Speaker 2: a whole line of like stalls dogs and that came
- 25:32Speaker 2: like one next to me and then he's like are
- 25:35Speaker 2: you ex g oh and while you're pissing. Yeah, one
- 25:38Speaker 2: of the first times bro that I get recognized, like yeah,
- 25:42Speaker 2: but I like and then I was like are you
- 25:44Speaker 2: EXG And I said yeah, and he's like, I'll do
- 25:46Speaker 2: huge fan of yours. I'm still pissing bro.
- 25:48Speaker 1: And I kind of like, all right, whatever that I
- 25:50Speaker 1: fucking finished and I wait for him outside the door
- 25:52Speaker 1: and I'm like, yo, dog, you do me a favor
- 25:54Speaker 1: and he's like what.
- 25:54Speaker 2: I was like, can you.
- 25:55Speaker 1: Go tell my homies that you recognize me when I
- 25:58Speaker 1: go sit down over there and ended the fucking bathroom? Dog,
- 26:02Speaker 1: can you let my homies know I'm a cool guy.
- 26:06Speaker 3: It's like literally asked his.
- 26:07Speaker 1: Mom, like, Yo, can you come say what's up to
- 26:08Speaker 1: me over there.
- 26:09Speaker 2: And we'll pretend we just met. Yeah? Did it? And
- 26:12Speaker 2: I was so happy? Dog were like what the fuck?
- 26:16Speaker 2: And I just thought.
- 26:16Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, thank you, homie, you
- 26:18Speaker 1: want to beer? So I bought the Homie BA But yeah,
- 26:20Speaker 1: the first fucking time, like well, the first time, I
- 26:22Speaker 1: won't remember.
- 26:22Speaker 2: I won't forget.
- 26:23Speaker 1: His book came to the Star and it felt weird.
- 26:25Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck? Because you know, as man,
- 26:28Speaker 1: you you skip one unless this pact you skip on it.
- 26:31Speaker 2: Man.
- 26:32Speaker 1: Yeah, and this book came to me and it was
- 26:33Speaker 1: a go homie like but it was just like he
- 26:35Speaker 1: didn't I'm pretty sure it was the person he also
- 26:37Speaker 1: didn't want to like embarrass hmself I'm.
- 26:38Speaker 2: Sure to be like, here are you extreme? In front
- 26:40Speaker 2: of a lot of people. I got it, true, fan
- 26:42Speaker 2: though he came and he did it again. I'm just saying,
- 26:44Speaker 2: if you ever see us with the homies, say what's
- 26:46Speaker 2: up in front of the homies dog while we're pissing.
- 26:50Speaker 2: You know what's worse than when someone's standing next to
- 26:53Speaker 2: you is when you go into a stall and there's
- 26:55Speaker 2: three and soone. When you walk in, they're using the
- 26:58Speaker 2: middle one like they want someone to stand next to them.
- 27:01Speaker 3: Do you do you guys have like a psychologically uh
- 27:05Speaker 3: an assigned stall that you pissed into. Like you go
- 27:08Speaker 3: to the first one to the left, you go straight
- 27:10Speaker 3: to the middle.
- 27:11Speaker 2: Where do you go? I try to go to the ends,
- 27:12Speaker 2: but the end, not the one that's like the tiny
- 27:16Speaker 2: one that's for like kids or whatever on the floor.
- 27:18Speaker 3: You know, say, okay, According to science, pissing at the
- 27:22Speaker 3: end is the most unsanitary.
- 27:25Speaker 1: Way I know is everyone thinks, just psych you everybody
- 27:28Speaker 1: wants in the middle, last one, first one, so he
- 27:31Speaker 1: wants the cleanest one. Pissing the sink first one's always
- 27:33Speaker 1: the cleanest. Pissing the sink. I'm pissing the sink.
- 27:36Speaker 3: That house party.
- 27:39Speaker 2: My girl how to use the bathroom, So I later
- 27:41Speaker 2: used the toilet and I went in there with her.
- 27:42Speaker 2: I was like, I guess I'm using the.
- 27:45Speaker 3: Was it the ice girrel?
- 27:46Speaker 2: What ice girl?
- 27:47Speaker 3: Father is Ice?
- 27:48Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, yeah it was that gad. You dated a
- 27:51Speaker 2: girl whose father was Ice?
- 27:53Speaker 3: You know that? Okay?
- 27:56Speaker 2: And did he not like you banging his daughter? And
- 27:58Speaker 2: then he I would bang his dough all the time,
- 28:00Speaker 2: and he was cool with you. I mean he didn't
- 28:02Speaker 2: depart me. Oh my god, you are you love to gamble?
- 28:07Speaker 3: Did he know this guy loves to gamble?
- 28:11Speaker 2: Do you ever know? Huh?
- 28:13Speaker 3: Did he ever know? Yeah?
- 28:14Speaker 2: He knew. I told him all the time. You know,
- 28:16Speaker 2: on sight.
- 28:17Speaker 1: I was not like, yeah, you're supposed to not have
- 28:19Speaker 1: me here.
- 28:19Speaker 2: Oh do your job now. He was super cool with
- 28:21Speaker 2: the five years since I was three. Dogs, doesn't matter,
- 28:24Speaker 2: you're illegal. If I was him, like, I'm a dreamer.
- 28:27Speaker 2: You know, I picked one up on my day off.
- 28:28Speaker 2: I should get a bonus.
- 28:31Speaker 3: Damn how much is one body?
- 28:35Speaker 2: Bro? They were super cool? Bro? Did you good breakup
- 28:40Speaker 2: or bad breakup? Whatever is?
- 28:42Speaker 1: I don't talk to her, but damn, squishy, what what
- 28:46Speaker 1: I didn't read it.
- 28:47Speaker 3: The dad wanted to do his daughter.
- 28:51Speaker 1: Bro that okay, Saul, I mean they don't live hopefully listen,
- 28:55Speaker 1: But bro, that couple her parents.
- 28:58Speaker 2: What the phone shit couple? No?
- 29:01Speaker 1: My uh the girl that I was dating that the
- 29:03Speaker 1: parents her parents were Wow.
- 29:06Speaker 2: Bro, what do you mean I met? I met their
- 29:09Speaker 2: girlfriend type of ship? Yeah, bro, white people are crazy.
- 29:13Speaker 2: The daughter feel about it? I don't know. I was
- 29:15Speaker 2: hoping she was like her mom and they were into
- 29:17Speaker 2: three songs. But I was like, like mother like daughter,
- 29:21Speaker 2: please it never happened. Behind his really upset, I was like,
- 29:27Speaker 2: what the fuck? They just brought the this is our girlfriend? Yeah?
- 29:31Speaker 1: Bro, the dad the migra I had a tattoo on
- 29:36Speaker 1: his stygh of Harley Quinn getting eaten out by the mom.
- 29:40Speaker 2: Swear facts, Bro, what do you mean by the mom
- 29:43Speaker 2: by his wife?
- 29:44Speaker 3: There's a tattoo of so somebody fucking drew a caricature
- 29:48Speaker 3: of the wife.
- 29:49Speaker 4: Eating out Harley Quinn. Un, I'm the homiesty dog. This
- 29:52Speaker 4: poe was a g You were the tattoo? How big
- 29:56Speaker 4: was the tattoo? The whole thie and now he showed
- 29:58Speaker 4: it to me and it's literally las.
- 30:01Speaker 2: Vega technically las Veegra eating out Harley Quinn. Bro. It
- 30:05Speaker 2: was I was like, this guy Fox and then kicks
- 30:08Speaker 2: out immigrants. What a life, bro b. This fool was
- 30:16Speaker 2: a g dog. I'm not gonna lie dog. Yeah he's
- 30:19Speaker 2: the ice final boss bro. Yeah. Bro. They would go
- 30:26Speaker 2: to strip clubs and ship.
- 30:28Speaker 3: Yeah it was. I was like, gotta be a significant
- 30:31Speaker 3: significance with this Harley Quinn thing.
- 30:34Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know, but yeah, white people are crazy.
- 30:37Speaker 2: Black people are crazy, man, Damn, white people are crazy.
- 30:41Speaker 2: Because it's like and then her daughter is like Christians
- 30:43Speaker 2: ship out like a like a Bible dumper, makes no
- 30:46Speaker 2: sense stuff. I ruined her too though, obviously, But like
- 30:49Speaker 2: what you ruined her?
- 30:51Speaker 3: Is that what you said?
- 30:52Speaker 1: She went from like raving and going to coach to
- 30:54Speaker 1: like holding a sign like the week later about.
- 30:56Speaker 2: Going to church. Oh ship, what does the sign say?
- 30:59Speaker 2: Go to church?
- 31:01Speaker 1: And she used to hold a sign at raves, I
- 31:03Speaker 1: said her, come do bumps here. It went from one sign.
- 31:07Speaker 2: So maybe it's not the church or drugs that she's after.
- 31:10Speaker 2: It's just signs. It could be anything. Don't take her anywhere,
- 31:14Speaker 2: give her a sign? What do.
- 31:17Speaker 3: What do Harley Quinn tattoos mean h One of the
- 31:21Speaker 3: most One of Quinn's most iconic tattoos is her Daddy's
- 31:26Speaker 3: Little Girl Dadd's a Little Monster tattooed. This tattoo is
- 31:29Speaker 3: located over Harley Quinn's heart, and there's a reference to
- 31:32Speaker 3: the Joker. Harley and the Joker have a toxic, borderline
- 31:35Speaker 3: abusive relationship in which Harley loves the Joker no matter what,
- 31:39Speaker 3: while he just puts up with her.
- 31:42Speaker 2: So that's a toxic hass couple, the Joker and Harley Quinn.
- 31:50Speaker 2: Are you in the banana? Toxic? You guys don't fight.
- 31:54Speaker 2: I don't like fighting as meaning but you guys, but
- 31:56Speaker 2: I don't like that shit. I don't deal with that shit.
- 31:59Speaker 2: You guys can and you're gonna yell. I'm gonna leave
- 32:01Speaker 2: and I'll see in a couple of days.
- 32:02Speaker 1: Give me too much attitude here, especially if I'm running
- 32:05Speaker 1: a long weed.
- 32:06Speaker 2: Shut up. You better shut the funk up. Tell Hatar
- 32:12Speaker 2: gets here. That will be tomorrow, so don't talk until then.
- 32:23Speaker 2: Oh how does it feel sitting in the captain's chairman?
- 32:26Speaker 2: It was good dog right after be real, fo, we're
- 32:28Speaker 2: fucking I'm feeling like a champ. Right now, homie, your
- 32:30Speaker 2: ass has been where b Real's ass has been.
- 32:34Speaker 1: That's how That's how Sam Tripley felt right after he
- 32:36Speaker 1: was there with uh Trump.
- 32:39Speaker 2: Hell yeah, yeah, it was.
- 32:41Speaker 1: It was it was Sam then Trump, and I was like,
- 32:43Speaker 1: look at you sharing a chair with the president.
- 32:46Speaker 2: If you like it, that's pretty cool. I guess it's
- 32:50Speaker 2: pretty cool, man. And the thing is like, no matter
- 32:52Speaker 2: how you feel about a person, whether you like him
- 32:54Speaker 2: or not, when you meet the president, if you've been
- 32:58Speaker 2: talking ship the whole time, it's in that moment, you're
- 33:00Speaker 2: not gonna talk shit. You're gonna be like.
- 33:03Speaker 1: Zoop talk performed at the inaugration because it's still the president.
- 33:06Speaker 2: Yeah, still an honor. Yeah yeah.
- 33:09Speaker 1: Like I get out like there's a couple I don't
- 33:11Speaker 1: know what the fuck. I don't know what team it was,
- 33:13Speaker 1: but they won the fucking champs or whatever, and they
- 33:15Speaker 1: didn't want to go to the White House because Trump
- 33:17Speaker 1: was there.
- 33:19Speaker 2: It's still the fucking White House. It's still fucking dope.
- 33:22Speaker 3: I don't know what you do have the right to
- 33:25Speaker 3: not go. It was North Korea, wabble on the face.
- 33:30Speaker 2: I can't believe Trump was the first president to ever
- 33:32Speaker 2: go to a super Bowl was he That's what it
- 33:35Speaker 2: said on the news, like active president ship. I forgot
- 33:40Speaker 2: to tell you it's real. The story is real because
- 33:42Speaker 2: I got that from him from camp. David. Oh that's cool.
- 33:46Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a sick jacket, dude, we're selling on whatnot.
- 33:58Speaker 2: I'm from here, dude, I was literally a cat David,
- 34:00Speaker 2: this jacket? What are you talking about? You? You still
- 34:03Speaker 2: have that? Your exes like her dad's number. You should
- 34:05Speaker 2: have her number in case, bro, in case I picks
- 34:07Speaker 2: you up. You should just holler at him and be like, yo,
- 34:09Speaker 2: dog talk to talk to fucking Martinez. Becuse is probably
- 34:12Speaker 2: gonna be another Mexican guy that deports you. Number. Yeah, bro,
- 34:16Speaker 2: you gotta have that on fucking speed though. Listen, listen,
- 34:20Speaker 2: I'm banging your daughter again, And did you come pick
- 34:22Speaker 2: me up? Just lie? You know? You know if I
- 34:25Speaker 2: call him in trouble the second he's like, god damn it,
- 34:30Speaker 2: did you think he likes you enough to come get you?
- 34:32Speaker 3: No?
- 34:33Speaker 2: No, I've never had an inroll like me like that.
- 34:41Speaker 2: They barely let me in the door. They're gonna cave
- 34:45Speaker 2: me back in. You get deported, you have to fucking
- 34:48Speaker 2: come back. Nah, yeah, man, come with the coyote. How
- 34:53Speaker 2: are you gonna get there? You have to cross here first. Oh,
- 34:57Speaker 2: you can go from Mexico Canada. I have a Mexican
- 34:59Speaker 2: pass Yeah, America.
- 35:04Speaker 4: The biggest problem for every fucking I'm just gonna be
- 35:07Speaker 4: sad that I can't go to Vegas anymore.
- 35:09Speaker 1: That's gonna be my biggest worry.
- 35:10Speaker 2: I can't go to Vegas. You can fly to China
- 35:12Speaker 2: with the Mexican passport and go to their casinos. True,
- 35:17Speaker 2: you'll be fine. I come visit. I don't know about
- 35:22Speaker 2: uz oonball. Come visit.
- 35:24Speaker 3: You'll never go to China.
- 35:26Speaker 2: Not China, I mean Mexico. I don't think Mexico doesn't
- 35:30Speaker 2: have Vegas. They have, must have Little Vegas is now Mexico.
- 35:33Speaker 2: They're not really cool with the gambling. You don't know,
- 35:35Speaker 2: how can't gamble in Mexico.
- 35:37Speaker 1: It's not like I mean, I'm pretty sure you can,
- 35:39Speaker 1: but it's not like legal, it's not it's a very
- 35:41Speaker 1: like Catholic gambling is not like super like.
- 35:45Speaker 2: I sure you could do it in Cancun at like
- 35:47Speaker 2: one of the resorts or something.
- 35:48Speaker 1: No, I'm pretty sure that it's like everything else. It's
- 35:49Speaker 1: like here you can't gamble everywhere. No casinos everywhere. There's
- 35:52Speaker 1: casinos in certain spots, but there's a couple of casinos,
- 35:55Speaker 1: but it's not like no.
- 35:56Speaker 2: It's people are poor. In Mexico, people are poor. You
- 36:00Speaker 2: don't want to gamble what you barely have on It's
- 36:04Speaker 2: like there's always someone that will take it.
- 36:05Speaker 3: It's crazy to see the locals gamble like in the
- 36:08Speaker 3: because I've been to the casinos in Mexico before and
- 36:10Speaker 3: I'm just like, damn, they pretty much spend their whole
- 36:14Speaker 3: fucking weeks like earnings to gamble it all away.
- 36:19Speaker 1: Man, It's crazy, bro, I see that ship here, I know, but.
- 36:23Speaker 3: It's crazy to see it in the place where it's
- 36:24Speaker 3: like we're talking like wealth, it's far below that.
- 36:28Speaker 2: Yeah, it hurts when it's your own people. Oh you're
- 36:31Speaker 2: a salvador in never mind, but it's.
- 36:33Speaker 3: They're Latinos though you're not, you know, But either way,
- 36:36Speaker 3: I feels like anybody else, I'm like, damn, Like, you know,
- 36:39Speaker 3: it's gonna take you like two months to get this
- 36:41Speaker 3: all money back.
- 36:42Speaker 2: I know people will sit at the casino, you know
- 36:44Speaker 2: what it is. Because I travel and to do comedy,
- 36:46Speaker 2: I've been to like so many random casinos and shit,
- 36:48Speaker 2: and like sometimes you just want to like you know,
- 36:50Speaker 2: you're you're drinking with you boys want free drinks. So
- 36:52Speaker 2: you just say at a slot machine, You're like put
- 36:53Speaker 2: ten bucks in, you get free drinks, smoke, and just
- 36:55Speaker 2: sit and talk shit for a little while. Push your
- 36:58Speaker 2: fucking you know, and you see there's people that have
- 37:00Speaker 2: been there for hours just fucking like we're having fun.
- 37:04Speaker 2: We're talking with these people are like trying fucking non stop.
- 37:09Speaker 2: Crazy bro. I was actually working with the guy. I
- 37:12Speaker 2: worked in an office back in Toronto before you know,
- 37:14Speaker 2: I quit for comedy and all that, I still had
- 37:15Speaker 2: a job. Was working in his office. This old guy
- 37:18Speaker 2: next to me, like sixty years old. While he was
- 37:20Speaker 2: working all day, he'd play slots on his phone and
- 37:23Speaker 2: then one day he hit one hundred and seventy five
- 37:26Speaker 2: thousand dollars on the slot machine. Fucking started going off.
- 37:30Speaker 2: He's like, look, I just want one hundred and seventy
- 37:32Speaker 2: five thousand dollars. And then two hours later he goes,
- 37:35Speaker 2: they sent a bottle of champagne to my house. Yeah,
- 37:38Speaker 2: And I'm like, you're sixty five. I'm like, still retire.
- 37:41Speaker 2: He's like nah, getting back to work. His works every
- 37:44Speaker 2: single day. It's just sixty five. Come on, bro, what
- 37:48Speaker 2: do you do? Though? I agree, what do you do?
- 37:50Speaker 2: You're lucky that you do so gamble. That a real case,
- 37:52Speaker 2: you see.
- 37:52Speaker 1: But well, yeah, but you're talking about him working though
- 37:55Speaker 1: Kim beginning retired. Youre talking about the money thing.
- 37:57Speaker 3: He's sixty five.
- 37:58Speaker 2: Are you talking about him retiring? Right? Yeah, I take
- 37:59Speaker 2: that seventy five and go retire to see.
- 38:01Speaker 1: But you're lucky that you love what you do. You
- 38:04Speaker 1: can do stand up to you die?
- 38:06Speaker 2: Yeah? What do these people do when they're done? Dog?
- 38:09Speaker 1: Like my dad, Thank god, he has his cows and
- 38:12Speaker 1: he fucking he's gonna die fucking in love with the cows.
- 38:15Speaker 1: But like, I know people that just have a nine
- 38:17Speaker 1: to five. When you're done sending emails, what do you do?
- 38:21Speaker 1: Who are you gonna send emails to? When you don't
- 38:23Speaker 1: work for a fucking office?
- 38:25Speaker 3: What do you do?
- 38:26Speaker 2: You can't start working out too old, You go out,
- 38:29Speaker 2: you spend your days outside. You get bored. They get bored.
- 38:32Speaker 1: Well, so I was fishing.
- 38:34Speaker 2: It's fishing, right, and I fucking sitting there and I'm
- 38:37Speaker 2: like talking to everybody, and they see us with the cameras,
- 38:39Speaker 2: they kind of want to talk to us, and this
- 38:40Speaker 2: old man's right there and I'm.
- 38:42Speaker 1: Like, so like trying to get conversations, like what.
- 38:46Speaker 3: Do you do?
- 38:46Speaker 1: He's like nothing, and he's like he's like oh, He's
- 38:49Speaker 1: like what do you mean. He's like, that's why I'm
- 38:50Speaker 1: here fishing. Can I have nothing to do? And I
- 38:52Speaker 1: was like, what do you mean? He's like, yeah, I
- 38:54Speaker 1: just retired, and like the first year it's fun, and
- 38:57Speaker 1: then after what the fuck do I do? He's like,
- 38:59Speaker 1: now I'm just helping my cousin on Wednesdays to go pick.
- 39:02Speaker 1: They just find little things.
- 39:04Speaker 2: To do, which to him, it's I rather be at
- 39:07Speaker 2: work than be bored out of my fucking mind doom scrolling.
- 39:10Speaker 2: He could give himself a project. Why doesn't he start building?
- 39:12Speaker 2: I agree with.
- 39:13Speaker 1: That, But a lot of our times they don't fucking
- 39:15Speaker 1: know like what like yeah, Like to me, like, I'm coolhere,
- 39:17Speaker 1: I literally can probably do this, like yeah, But I
- 39:20Speaker 1: feel for people.
- 39:21Speaker 2: I'm like, what do you do when you retire?
- 39:22Speaker 1: Like it's like for tech players, bro, it's like football
- 39:25Speaker 1: players or basketball players. What do you do after you
- 39:27Speaker 1: were retire?
- 39:27Speaker 2: Especially when you were the best at that. Everyone loved
- 39:30Speaker 2: you for that. What do you do now? I I
- 39:32Speaker 2: completely were like, fuck, get it travel. Maybe he doesn't
- 39:36Speaker 2: have the money to do that.
- 39:38Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 39:38Speaker 2: Maybe it's illegal. Depend on man. People stop working and
- 39:42Speaker 2: that's when you die. Bro. Yeah, I got to always
- 39:44Speaker 2: be working, be working doing something Like I used to.
- 39:48Speaker 1: I used to laugh at my my grandpa, Grandpa, Why
- 39:50Speaker 1: we gotta be doing something?
- 39:51Speaker 2: Why always gotta be doing something? Why we gotta be
- 39:52Speaker 2: cleaning the lawn? Why I get it the walls clean itself. Yeah,
- 39:56Speaker 2: Bro's used to do ship that didn't need to be done,
- 39:59Speaker 2: and I look, Ki, I was like, relax, grapp relax.
- 40:02Speaker 1: He's bored, he's tired, relaxing, he's relaxed for and fucking
- 40:07Speaker 1: get it.
- 40:07Speaker 2: That's why I'm like, Yeah, it's it's.
- 40:10Speaker 3: A simple case of a d D.
- 40:11Speaker 2: Don there to meditate. Yeah.
- 40:13Speaker 1: You know what else too? You know how you're talking
- 40:15Speaker 1: about people that are like the fools that were gambling.
- 40:17Speaker 2: You know what I love.
- 40:18Speaker 1: I love going to the casino and I'm playing poker,
- 40:20Speaker 1: and I.
- 40:20Speaker 2: Love people gambling. I love people gambling while playing poker
- 40:26Speaker 2: at the tables they're gambling.
- 40:28Speaker 1: Won't gambling. But to me, that's the best. You're not
- 40:30Speaker 1: paying attention to the table, so you're not reading. There's
- 40:32Speaker 1: a lot of ship you're missing out. Try to love him,
- 40:34Speaker 1: like keep playing, yeah, get entertained. I mean, like, don't
- 40:37Speaker 1: pay attention to what I'm doing. But I'm just like, Bro,
- 40:40Speaker 1: You're like, you're literally got money on the table, but
- 40:42Speaker 1: you need more money here.
- 40:43Speaker 2: It's just addiction, bro, my liquids right here. Bro. Bro,
- 40:47Speaker 2: it's it's it's you see this and you're like, fuck bro,
- 40:51Speaker 2: that is crazy.
- 40:52Speaker 3: I've never seen that.
- 40:52Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, gambling on gambling. Then they're looking at the
- 40:55Speaker 2: scrat at the TV because they got money on the game. Bro.
- 40:57Speaker 1: It's degenerate ship. Like you guys like look at me,
- 40:59Speaker 1: Like the Jennal I watched all.
- 41:01Speaker 2: You like smoking a joint while you're already high while
- 41:05Speaker 2: you're on Heroz. You know it sounds like Dabs on Rosin.
- 41:11Speaker 3: It all just goes back to that Sopranos episode I
- 41:14Speaker 3: was watching the other day, Davy.
- 41:16Speaker 2: Want go back to your whole Davy?
- 41:18Speaker 3: Oh yeah, fucking sold Well got to give the store away.
- 41:24Speaker 3: It wasn't his wife's name.
- 41:25Speaker 2: That guy was such a sad guy.
- 41:29Speaker 3: He was warned, not once, twice, like four fucking times.
- 41:34Speaker 2: He don't mean, I don't I don't mean he makes
- 41:36Speaker 2: me feel sad. I mean that is a sad man.
- 41:38Speaker 2: It is a sad man.
- 41:39Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's like it's hard, it's hard to feel
- 41:43Speaker 3: the sympathy because at the end of the day, they're
- 41:46Speaker 3: all scumbags. Yeah, comebacks right here, forty five boxes of ZD.
- 41:52Speaker 2: There it is bags, gob scumbag, scumbag. I'm gonna come.
- 41:57Speaker 2: I love ZD. It's just fucking penne pasta.
- 42:00Speaker 3: I know, right, well what I why can't they just
- 42:02Speaker 3: call it panic.
- 42:03Speaker 2: Because it's a fucking Italian thing. Okay, what do you
- 42:10Speaker 2: guys call fucking ship whatever?
- 42:14Speaker 3: What what do you call fat girls?
- 42:16Speaker 2: That makes sense? I did. I do agree.
- 42:19Speaker 1: I don't agree with everything Kanye said. Kanye West said,
- 42:22Speaker 1: but I do agree with him saying that mat chicks
- 42:27Speaker 1: or sex offenders. That is some fucking disrespectful share.
- 42:31Speaker 2: You're a sex offender for out there.
- 42:32Speaker 1: If you're fat in and Andre and I gotta see it.
- 42:34Speaker 1: That's a sex offense. Is a that's a that's a
- 42:37Speaker 1: sexual offense.
- 42:38Speaker 2: There we go. It's you're offending me. Actually, so get
- 42:41Speaker 2: the fuck out of here, put some clothes on.
- 42:42Speaker 1: I agree with that with Kanye.
- 42:43Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie right down. Dudes hilarious some dudes
- 42:46Speaker 2: and or chicks.
- 42:48Speaker 3: I love fat chicks.
- 42:49Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the big deal. I think body body positivity
- 42:52Speaker 2: went too far.
- 42:54Speaker 3: They went went too far, true that dog.
- 42:57Speaker 2: Because people are sacrificing their health for saying I look, okay,
- 43:00Speaker 2: we're not realistically need some hamp and not every not
- 43:04Speaker 2: every love you, and not every chick is stick. Some
- 43:07Speaker 2: of them are fucking fat. Stop calling every chick thick. No,
- 43:10Speaker 2: there's stick, then there's fat, then there's then there's lizo.
- 43:13Speaker 3: Yeah there is a difference.
- 43:14Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, come on, no, I agree.
- 43:17Speaker 2: With that one.
- 43:18Speaker 3: DJ mewtwo I love I swear what kind of meat?
- 43:23Speaker 3: Bro Okay, it was your favorite type of taco? Meat?
- 43:30Speaker 2: Damn? I had del Taco last night? How was it delicious?
- 43:34Speaker 2: I love Del Taco?
- 43:35Speaker 3: What you get?
- 43:36Speaker 2: I got two soft Dell tacos and then uh, two
- 43:40Speaker 2: bean and cheese burritos with the green sauce.
- 43:42Speaker 3: Have you tried their hamburger?
- 43:44Speaker 2: No, it's really good. They make hamburgers.
- 43:47Speaker 3: They make hamburgers.
- 43:47Speaker 2: Yeah really Yeah, but they are taco people. I know.
- 43:51Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, you gotta talk about making Mexican pizza.
- 43:54Speaker 2: Yeah, but Taco Bell is Mexican authentic. If it was
- 43:58Speaker 2: in jail, it would chill with the.
- 43:59Speaker 1: Reason it rasas because Rossa's working their dog. That's the
- 44:02Speaker 1: only thing Rosa.
- 44:03Speaker 2: About Taco Bell dog is Rossa works there.
- 44:07Speaker 3: I ree Elliott to take it better than Petites.
- 44:12Speaker 2: A cushion for the pushing is what they're saying.
- 44:15Speaker 3: I think that goes for the ass though, right.
- 44:18Speaker 2: They could take harder hits, is what they're saying. They
- 44:20Speaker 2: got more matter ship, So that makes sense. Hey, if
- 44:30Speaker 2: you're the opposite, if you're not, If you're big, you
- 44:32Speaker 2: take big ships. It's one of those things. It's science baby,
- 44:38Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. I honestly, when you look at someone and
- 44:40Speaker 2: you see a really big person, it's one of the
- 44:42Speaker 2: things that crossed your mind is like, what kind of
- 44:44Speaker 2: ship does this guy take?
- 44:47Speaker 3: That's a favorite taco me?
- 44:50Speaker 2: Fuck? I like a ground beef okay on tacos, Yeah,
- 44:56Speaker 2: beef is bombed. That's how you If we're going to
- 44:59Speaker 2: a real taco yeah, and I want to. But if
- 45:04Speaker 2: it's Taco or Taco Bell ground beef, what are you
- 45:06Speaker 2: talking about. We were raised on eating ground beef with tacos.
- 45:10Speaker 2: You make taco never had ground beef talking never like
- 45:13Speaker 2: my mom's never made tacos from ground beef. Never, my
- 45:17Speaker 2: mom's may talk of all kinds of tacoles. I don't
- 45:19Speaker 2: think I've been eating authentic Mexican food, dudem My thing
- 45:23Speaker 2: says taco right on the seasoning mix.
- 45:26Speaker 3: You, I gotta go with.
- 45:28Speaker 2: Man languas pretty fire if it's done right. Langua. How's
- 45:33Speaker 2: a lingua? You never had lingua? Well? What is it?
- 45:35Speaker 2: Maybe I have tongue.
- 45:38Speaker 3: I don't know, beef tongue to be exact, beef.
- 45:40Speaker 2: Tongue to be exact. No, you eat it like a
- 45:43Speaker 2: full tongue. No, it's like you like you don't even know.
- 45:46Speaker 1: You won't even know if I if we went and
- 45:48Speaker 1: I ordered for you, and you would be like, just
- 45:51Speaker 1: eat it.
- 45:51Speaker 2: You'll love it too.
- 45:53Speaker 1: Yeah, there's yeah, I say that.
- 45:56Speaker 3: I stop after that ship.
- 45:58Speaker 2: Bro, it's like stomach right testing No, No, No, there's
- 46:03Speaker 2: also intestine. Yeah, that's that's three Three pas gotta be crispy, though,
- 46:07Speaker 2: Three pads gotta be real, real crispy, because you don't
- 46:10Speaker 2: want to like not you want to eat ship it's
- 46:12Speaker 2: three yeah, and they got to clean them out.
- 46:14Speaker 1: But three puns are pretty good.
- 46:15Speaker 2: But you gotta be real careful with.
- 46:16Speaker 1: Three pass But it's like stomach.
- 46:19Speaker 2: I think I'm all sure, but I like it. Yeah.
- 46:21Speaker 2: And then there's a pastor regular.
- 46:24Speaker 1: Is just they call it pineapple pineapple barbecue, but I
- 46:28Speaker 1: don't know what the fuck it is not part of
- 46:29Speaker 1: I don't know what neat is it?
- 46:31Speaker 2: It's pork pork, yeah.
- 46:33Speaker 3: Parrinated and stacked on top.
- 46:36Speaker 2: Yeah, you've seen it, like when they have a little
- 46:38Speaker 2: thro and they cut it up like that. You like
- 46:39Speaker 2: that better than chariso? Yeah, you're not.
- 46:43Speaker 3: This is cool, But I love Troy, so tacos.
- 46:47Speaker 2: Is good, man, It's not my favorite sausage spicy Italian?
- 46:54Speaker 2: Do you like to do you like to experiment? Are
- 46:56Speaker 2: you one of those ones that eat food? But I
- 46:58Speaker 2: don't know, Like it has to be like has to
- 47:00Speaker 2: look good, you know, it can't be in its dirtiest form.
- 47:05Speaker 2: You know, if it looks good, I'll eat it. I'm
- 47:09Speaker 2: human dog. That's how I think about. It looks good,
- 47:13Speaker 2: I'll eat it. There's a town like do not look good?
- 47:25Speaker 2: Oh you're fucking fat shaming. That's toxicity in the zone's chair.
- 47:31Speaker 2: He's on sitting on that Japanese toilet, still fuming. Was
- 47:35Speaker 2: watching while on the toilet.
- 47:37Speaker 3: It's like four o'clock over right now. Hey, a blow
- 47:42Speaker 3: up on his fall right now?
- 47:43Speaker 1: Everybody, you guys got his number, I'd released it, but
- 47:46Speaker 1: that will be so mad.
- 47:47Speaker 2: He's like ruining my vacation.
- 47:49Speaker 1: I got all the fans calling me.
- 47:51Speaker 2: You'll never host a good looks like he's having a
- 47:53Speaker 2: good time any He's up with some guys that don't
- 47:55Speaker 2: even look Japanese and he's fucking smoking weed out there. Yeah, wild,
- 47:59Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't better be careful, got real.
- 48:02Speaker 1: I told him they'll be posting it.
- 48:03Speaker 2: You don't know.
- 48:04Speaker 1: They might be looking at your Instagram.
- 48:06Speaker 3: I got your past.
- 48:06Speaker 2: Cool, they're not like that. I don't know they got
- 48:10Speaker 2: that yakuza right. Yeah, I feel like you don't hear
- 48:14Speaker 2: horror stories about being locked in a Japanese prison. American
- 48:17Speaker 2: locked in Japanese prison first, but he loves it so much.
- 48:20Speaker 2: He's also risking him never going back.
- 48:25Speaker 3: Yeah, he want that freedom dog.
- 48:28Speaker 1: But he's he looks like a little kid dog taking
- 48:31Speaker 1: pictures with Donkey Kong ship like.
- 48:34Speaker 2: That look edgar Town everywhere. Bro to ship. That's good man,
- 48:42Speaker 2: I'm happy he found his happy place. Bro, that's where
- 48:45Speaker 2: he's Rather.
- 48:46Speaker 3: I want to go to the part of Japan where
- 48:48Speaker 3: like people actually work fucking hard. You know what I'm saying.
- 48:51Speaker 2: Oh, like to like the royal part of China. Just
- 48:54Speaker 2: stand around and watch them. Oh just.
- 48:58Speaker 3: Basking. If you're gonna take in all that fucking Japanese
- 49:01Speaker 3: culture taking the bad too, come on vacation.
- 49:04Speaker 2: Maybe if you live there. Oh man, you're saying every
- 49:09Speaker 2: vacation you go, that's somewhere nice. You should also go
- 49:11Speaker 2: see bad. Yeah, it's actually crazy because like you go
- 49:17Speaker 2: to it is crazy. You go to some of these
- 49:19Speaker 2: Mexican like I've been to a bunch of them. You
- 49:22Speaker 2: go to resorts, right and then they're like you can't
- 49:25Speaker 2: leave the resort and you're like why because it's unsafe
- 49:29Speaker 2: And you're like, what the fuck is happening behind these
- 49:30Speaker 2: walls that I'm safe here? But not safe behind this.
- 49:33Speaker 3: People are getting their fucking bodies.
- 49:36Speaker 2: Why is there a resort right here? You know what
- 49:39Speaker 2: I'm saying, How fuck is that?
- 49:41Speaker 3: But it's like the it's like where the White House
- 49:44Speaker 3: is physically located outside of that ship. It's fucking wild,
- 49:48Speaker 3: is it. Never I've never been, but I heard it's
- 49:50Speaker 3: just wild. I wouldn't say that close to skid row,
- 49:54Speaker 3: but you've been to Washington, d C. Right, No, I
- 49:57Speaker 3: could have sworn you.
- 49:58Speaker 1: I've never seen the White House.
- 49:59Speaker 2: I heard it. It's not that dope. I don't want
- 50:02Speaker 2: to talk shit anything in America, but it's okay to
- 50:05Speaker 2: talk shit. I know it is.
- 50:06Speaker 1: But Canda burned it down and I've never seen it,
- 50:08Speaker 1: so I don't want to. I've never seen it, the
- 50:10Speaker 1: actual White House, but if it didn't look good, I
- 50:11Speaker 1: would tell you didn't lok good. But they say it
- 50:13Speaker 1: looks really small. They don't say it looks like.
- 50:14Speaker 2: As big as as the big pictures making it big. Yeah, yeah,
- 50:18Speaker 2: I heard. It's just like something.
- 50:20Speaker 1: It's a way a white house, white houseke like Kanye
- 50:23Speaker 1: West has a bigger house than that, is what I'm
- 50:24Speaker 1: trying to say.
- 50:24Speaker 3: But I'm pretty sure underground.
- 50:26Speaker 2: Canada burned it down in eighteen twelve. I hope you
- 50:28Speaker 2: all know that for real. Yeah, the War of eighteen twelve.
- 50:30Speaker 2: What the fuck were letting you here? Canada and US
- 50:32Speaker 2: went to war and Canada came into Washington and burned
- 50:35Speaker 2: the White House down eighteen twelve. We won that war
- 50:37Speaker 2: in eighteen twelve. Yeah, we damn we were already America
- 50:40Speaker 2: that you guys were already history.
- 50:42Speaker 1: Nineteen seventy six, nineteen seventy six, that's when they declared
- 50:48Speaker 1: the Fourth July or whatever.
- 50:49Speaker 2: But we got the first seventy six, seventeen seventy six. Oh,
- 50:52Speaker 2: seventeen seventy six, I think it's in nineteen seventy six, just.
- 50:56Speaker 3: The bi centennial year.
- 50:58Speaker 2: I don't know, what's the bi centennial.
- 51:01Speaker 3: From seventeen seventy six to nineteen seventy six.
- 51:03Speaker 2: Oh, what is it?
- 51:05Speaker 3: It's the gap of the two dates by centennial.
- 51:08Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. I never heard of. I never
- 51:11Speaker 2: learned that.
- 51:13Speaker 3: Have you been to Trudeau's palace? Does he have a palace?
- 51:17Speaker 2: No, there's a house in Ottawa.
- 51:19Speaker 3: Been there.
- 51:20Speaker 2: I've seen it from the outside. Actually, I've been to
- 51:22Speaker 2: Otawa a bunch of times. Yeah.
- 51:24Speaker 3: Speaking of Ottawa, Fucking Tom Green.
- 51:26Speaker 2: He just released a special, Tom Green's The Man bro.
- 51:29Speaker 3: He recorded it in Ottawa at the Performing Arts Center.
- 51:32Speaker 2: Or something like that. It's a cool theater.
- 51:34Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a theater. Sorry, yeah, auditoly.
- 51:36Speaker 2: Cool, that's cool audiences. But everyone that's in Ottawa works
- 51:39Speaker 2: for the government. It's one of those things. There's the
- 51:41Speaker 2: capital's there, it's Parliament, So everybody in Ottawa pretty much
- 51:47Speaker 2: is like a government worker. Yeah, and I went down
- 51:50Speaker 2: there when the protests, the trucker protests happened. I spent
- 51:53Speaker 2: four days down there.
- 51:55Speaker 3: Obvious were the truckers.
- 51:57Speaker 2: The truckers like literally they were obviously they're they went
- 52:00Speaker 2: all the way to Ottawa.
- 52:01Speaker 1: Can you explain why they were pissed? Everybody who doesn't remember.
- 52:03Speaker 2: It was during the lockdowns during COVID because of the
- 52:06Speaker 2: you know, the shots and all that ship, and the
- 52:08Speaker 2: truckers were protesting it. So they all drove down to
- 52:10Speaker 2: Ottawa and locked out fucking Ottawa hiking for days. Dude.
- 52:16Speaker 2: People were so mad at it. And I was like, yo,
- 52:18Speaker 2: I got to see this for myself. So me, two
- 52:20Speaker 2: of my boys, and one of my boys girl, we
- 52:22Speaker 2: all went down there far how far drivers in Ottawa
- 52:25Speaker 2: is like six hours from Toronto. Damn you guys didn't
- 52:27Speaker 2: make a little commitment. Yeah, we drove down there to
- 52:29Speaker 2: go see it for ourselves and then we got an
- 52:31Speaker 2: airbnb and we walked and dude, it was the coolest
- 52:36Speaker 2: six days of my life. Like, it was so much fun.
- 52:39Speaker 2: Everybody was jamming, bro, Like there was none of that
- 52:41Speaker 2: racist ship they were talking about on TV. There was
- 52:44Speaker 2: none of none of the all the horror stories and
- 52:46Speaker 2: news was saying it was none of it. It was the
- 52:48Speaker 2: most peaceful thing. People were like setting up and making petea.
- 52:52Speaker 2: Someone brought a pizza oven was making free pizza for everybody.
- 52:55Speaker 2: You know. People were like it was it was a vibe.
- 52:57Speaker 2: People set up fucking pools and ship you know, like
- 53:00Speaker 2: hot tops because it was the middle of winter. People playing
- 53:02Speaker 2: hockey and shit. It was fucking dope. Bro. There was
- 53:05Speaker 2: like I've never seen all of like the whole Parliament
- 53:08Speaker 2: building where all the grasses and shit, like people campfires everywhere,
- 53:12Speaker 2: and I mean people was there's thousands and thousands of people, bro.
- 53:16Speaker 2: I couldn't tell you the exact number. They honking as
- 53:18Speaker 2: bad as they said, Yeah for sure. Yeah yeah all day,
- 53:21Speaker 2: all day, all day, not stop.
- 53:23Speaker 3: So it was loud as fun.
- 53:24Speaker 2: Yeah, but there was when you're outside, it's a vibe
- 53:26Speaker 2: because there's music playing, there's like you know.
- 53:29Speaker 1: And then, Uh, the fucked up part were to me,
- 53:31Speaker 1: it was like super fucking dictatorship is when they froze
- 53:35Speaker 1: your crypto.
- 53:36Speaker 2: Yeah, so they called the state of emergency. The only
- 53:38Speaker 2: time they ever did that was the last time that
- 53:40Speaker 2: was World War Two. They called that so they couldn't
- 53:43Speaker 2: so they could take control of everything. And then with
- 53:46Speaker 2: those powers, they shut down the bank accounts of people
- 53:48Speaker 2: who donated to.
- 53:49Speaker 1: Donating for donating, Let's say I want to donate to
- 53:52Speaker 1: the truckers. Oh, nope, freeze that, niggas.
- 53:55Speaker 2: You sent ten dollars.
- 53:56Speaker 3: We got those ten dollars.
- 53:57Speaker 2: Yeah, you shut They're don't know. They have all your
- 54:00Speaker 2: Their bank account's got all your money, ray all your money.
- 54:03Speaker 2: You got no access to anything.
- 54:04Speaker 1: Like let's say you said I want to support the
- 54:06Speaker 1: truckers because my cousin is a trucker. You donate ten bucks.
- 54:10Speaker 1: Your whole bank account was frozen, not those ten dollars.
- 54:14Speaker 1: Your cousin didn't. They didn't keep the ten bucks.
- 54:16Speaker 2: No, they literally froze.
- 54:17Speaker 1: Your account for a couple of weeks where they're yeah,
- 54:19Speaker 1: because you were anti you were anti Canada at that moment,
- 54:22Speaker 1: and that's their money. You're in their country. Bro, it
- 54:25Speaker 1: got and then they started doing with crypto, and crypto
- 54:27Speaker 1: gets hard because it's like you got your wallet. It
- 54:29Speaker 1: just started getting real, like that's horrible.
- 54:31Speaker 2: Fuck. People started calling me a fucking uh I'll call
- 54:35Speaker 2: me a Nazi and I'm like, I've never heard of
- 54:37Speaker 2: an Indian Nazi before. The brown Nazi sounds like a
- 54:41Speaker 2: TV show that they put on NBC.
- 54:43Speaker 3: Bro, that must be weird to see one brown Nazi.
- 54:46Speaker 3: I'm looking at one right now.
- 54:48Speaker 2: I only hailed at you when I say hello.
- 54:51Speaker 3: Thank you dog, he say to you, love you pale.
- 54:54Speaker 2: Oh you know what I'm saying. So why if you
- 55:00Speaker 2: guys have an X I still don't understand what I
- 55:02Speaker 2: don't have. I know you're Brarey on Instagram, so you're
- 55:05Speaker 2: not really I'm not really.
- 55:06Speaker 3: Talking to another thing to like get on.
- 55:08Speaker 1: But even then I will say this, Xavier.
- 55:11Speaker 3: Sometimes I do want to go onto it, but they
- 55:14Speaker 3: make you want to get it back in the day
- 55:15Speaker 3: before Elon must took care of that ship. Go on
- 55:18Speaker 3: Twitter on fucking day without an account, right.
- 55:21Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but it's more, it's more you. I feel
- 55:24Speaker 1: like on Twitter, it's it's how is it more me?
- 55:26Speaker 1: Though it's a lot more words like I don't think
- 55:29Speaker 1: you're like one no, no, no, no, no, it's it's it's
- 55:31Speaker 1: a lot more like like you're not posting. There's no
- 55:34Speaker 1: like like superficial shit. I don't I know you don't
- 55:36Speaker 1: like superficial shit.
- 55:37Speaker 2: I don't know. I know you think Instagram.
- 55:38Speaker 3: Just like I do sometimes.
- 55:40Speaker 1: Yeah, but you get what I'm trying to say on it.
- 55:41Speaker 1: On Twitter, just thoughts people talking thoughts, talking ship political stuff,
- 55:46Speaker 1: and it depends obviously what who you start following when
- 55:48Speaker 1: you start catching. But yeah, it's super untensed, like mister
- 55:51Speaker 1: eZone who loves to say the efford and likes to
- 55:54Speaker 1: say the N word and say.
- 55:55Speaker 2: Some real I'm like, why are you not on Twitter?
- 55:57Speaker 1: It is crazy over there.
- 56:00Speaker 2: You know. I don't use Twitter because I haven't used
- 56:03Speaker 2: it for so long. I just I've been an Instagram guy,
- 56:05Speaker 2: and I don't even really know how to use Twitter.
- 56:07Speaker 2: I don't when I look at it at the app,
- 56:09Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't. It looks foreign to me. I
- 56:11Speaker 2: don't know how to navigate it. So it's just been
- 56:13Speaker 2: so long. It's just one of those things where I
- 56:14Speaker 2: got to do it and put time into it. It's
- 56:16Speaker 2: like TikTok. I want another app seeople with TikTok. I
- 56:19Speaker 2: just post and go, post and go. But does that
- 56:23Speaker 2: help housing can't.
- 56:24Speaker 1: That's why I hate TikTok. I can't get a following
- 56:26Speaker 1: when they were gonna shut it down like Cansel. It's
- 56:28Speaker 1: I'm a fucking traction over there. That's how I feel
- 56:31Speaker 1: about fucking yeah, but I'm still there because you don't
- 56:33Speaker 1: know when you'll get the traction.
- 56:35Speaker 2: You don't know.
- 56:35Speaker 1: I don't know when I'll be on Twitter and on
- 56:37Speaker 1: TikTok and all of a sudden, I'm.
- 56:38Speaker 3: Like, yeah for all the other social media.
- 56:41Speaker 2: And that's why I say you should post on all
- 56:42Speaker 2: of them. If this is what you do, why are
- 56:44Speaker 2: you not trying to get fucking why you're not trying
- 56:46Speaker 2: to go viral everywhere?
- 56:47Speaker 3: You're like Ryan from the office when you created the
- 56:49Speaker 3: woof Whips where he says one thing, you boom, it
- 56:53Speaker 3: goes everywhere, even the fucking fax machine.
- 56:55Speaker 2: And there's people, there's real people like that, and like
- 56:57Speaker 2: will try to get a hold of me and then
- 56:59Speaker 2: they'll text me, Instagram, email, Gmail all at the same time,
- 57:04Speaker 2: and they're like, bro, they don't know, you know, you
- 57:07Speaker 2: know those people that when you text them and then
- 57:10Speaker 2: you they call you.
- 57:13Speaker 3: What do they call you?
- 57:14Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm that person you text and then
- 57:15Speaker 2: they call you because oh you're all you're available right now? No, no, no,
- 57:18Speaker 2: it's not that.
- 57:18Speaker 1: It's I don't really want to go back and forth
- 57:20Speaker 1: about this business. Or if I just I'm not hey,
- 57:24Speaker 1: what's up, like with Ray, I'll just text right And
- 57:26Speaker 1: if Ray texted me back, that means he ain't busy,
- 57:28Speaker 1: so I'm calling him.
- 57:29Speaker 2: I only do that to my girl.
- 57:31Speaker 1: Yeah, you call me. Yeah, once you text me back
- 57:33Speaker 1: that I'd studding me know you're not busy, and I'll
- 57:35Speaker 1: be like, all right, let's let's have this conversation. Whatever
- 57:37Speaker 1: I need to tell you, ask you. I don't have
- 57:39Speaker 1: time to be like I forget and then I'm the
- 57:43Speaker 1: type who has.
- 57:44Speaker 2: The red receipts Okay, oh I don't do that.
- 57:47Speaker 1: I have it and it's not and and it's mostly
- 57:49Speaker 1: for you to know that I'm not ignoring you. I
- 57:51Speaker 1: read it and I might have forgot or.
- 57:53Speaker 2: Whooped the whoop. People are like you need a tip
- 57:56Speaker 2: nitty raw ros our episode today and for all while
- 58:04Speaker 2: the zone is gone because we got paper tips from raw.
- 58:08Speaker 2: Don't forget to use them, just throw them out after
- 58:10Speaker 2: so much fun. He has glass tips all over this building.
- 58:15Speaker 1: This will still wants to use paper tips.
- 58:16Speaker 2: I like them. They feel good in my paple, just
- 58:19Speaker 2: like the paper. They get too thick with the fucking.
- 58:25Speaker 3: It depends on the size and the style get.
- 58:27Speaker 2: And then you gotta hold onto these things after and
- 58:29Speaker 2: you're now I'm responsible for these.
- 58:31Speaker 3: You get to reuse them.
- 58:33Speaker 2: Bro Rovin at a music festival with the for of
- 58:35Speaker 2: them in my pocket, I can see that stinky ass pockets.
- 58:40Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what crazy is every time I like,
- 58:43Speaker 1: somebody wants to hit my joint and I let him
- 58:45Speaker 1: at the joint, they're like class tip.
- 58:48Speaker 3: That's that's why you Yeah, conversation star.
- 58:52Speaker 2: Yeah, they can put ship weed in it and they
- 58:54Speaker 2: still think it's nice because it's like.
- 58:55Speaker 1: Oh ship hey dog, only chick lits on. Hey do
- 58:59Speaker 1: over here, homie, No ship we don't.
- 59:01Speaker 2: I'm not saying you, I'm saying the people out there
- 59:04Speaker 2: who don't smoke the same.
- 59:05Speaker 1: I could see someone putting booth on a glass tip
- 59:07Speaker 1: and then even me being like this must be some
- 59:09Speaker 1: decent weed.
- 59:10Speaker 2: Hell, this man uses a glass tip bro, paper tips
- 59:16Speaker 2: all day, baby, you can just keep a little pack
- 59:18Speaker 2: in your pocket, and then you got fucking fifty tips,
- 59:21Speaker 2: fifty joints. Fucking oh my. This guy who always has
- 59:25Speaker 2: a fucking tip.
- 59:26Speaker 1: Ready, he's on all he's on, also gets mad at
- 59:29Speaker 1: me when I reuse them, so like, yeah, he's because.
- 59:35Speaker 2: He has like unlimited amounts. Sometimes who has to clean
- 59:38Speaker 2: them after? You're like, oh my god, I gotta get
- 59:40Speaker 2: him molly made just to clean my class tips. Well,
- 59:44Speaker 2: do you own any boons? No? I don't like bongs
- 59:47Speaker 2: or dab brigs. No, I don't do dabs. I just
- 59:50Speaker 2: smoke weed. You don't like the clean I just smoke weed. Bro,
- 59:54Speaker 2: I don't smoke.
- 59:54Speaker 3: We throw a box.
- 59:55Speaker 2: I don't do bods because bongs get you too high.
- 59:57Speaker 2: And the only way to get out of the cycle
- 59:59Speaker 2: of a bong when you get couch locked is to
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: hit another bong. Bro, It's a ruthless cycle. I get
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: too high.
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: What was your thing before you?
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: Bos? I started with bongs, joints and bongs, and then
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: you get too high, Bro, you get too fried in
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: that one one moment, and then you get you come
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: down fast, and the only way to get out of
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: that little funk after a bong is to hit another bong.
- 1:00:23Speaker 2: Rip snappers all day, just a little snappers. You clear
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: it and clear it again.
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: You think you're saving weed because you're doing bong RIfS,
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: but you're really not.
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: But that's how that was my thing.
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: I was like, oh, bro, you never save anything. Speaking
- 1:00:39Speaker 3: of that, saving Medica couldn't save themselves from a fucking wind, dude.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: I'm an l a f C fan, but I was
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: telling Ray when Mexico plays MLS team, I always want
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: the Mexico team to win.
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: Of course, we're supposed to be better. We're supposed to better.
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: At one thing, which is soccer, the only thing, and
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: we can't even beat you guys.
- 1:00:59Speaker 2: In that shout out, LFC though still came through.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: Look look man, America's America, bro, and what they did
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: to messy mad respects to America, called that fool, what
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: the mess uh MESSI went to go play and then Astecaca,
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: which is like their home, their home fucking stadium.
- 1:01:19Speaker 3: One of the biggest stadiums American And.
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: While this fool was playing, they were yelling hell yeah
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: and he and he understands it. He knows there and
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: he was upset, Bro, And that's like, I don't understand
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: why Mexicans aren't really fans of Messy because I'm not.
- 1:01:35Speaker 3: Because fuck the Argentinian team. Dog, you're about a fucking
- 1:01:39Speaker 3: sore as loser.
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: Why do all Latinos hate Argentinians?
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: So they're kreidos. They think they're better than every other Latino.
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: They're literally they're like because I mean, they're wider and
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: when they lose in the because they're German, they're German. Yeah,
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: the Nazis, Bro, they're the Nazis.
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: They let the Nazis in. Bro, there's Hiller.
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: Nests in there.
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't think fucking Messy got some Hitler and
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: the Grassis Argentinians not Grassiers, wrong one, but yeah, Bro,
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: I didn't think about Yeah, but yeah, a lot.
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: Of us don't like Argentinians and they just won the
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: World Cup, so right now their dick's all fucking hard
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: and ship and it's annoying. It's gonna be like that
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: for at least on the next World Cup and then
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: I've always been a Downo fan ever since I was
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: a little kid.
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: And that's why it's always had such a good soccer program. Argentina.
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: They always had such a good soccer.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: Hitler Andron and fucking the angel Death running the camp.
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: We don't spoke. The same is coming for you. Argentina
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: breaking this case. Yes, sponsored by ESPN and will drop
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: all the facts.
- 1:02:44Speaker 3: Hey, but Argentina has great meat dishes, amazing.
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: Yeah, they're known for their meats because everything had to
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: be tipped up. The fucking dictator was here bringing the
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: best meat, bringing the best fucking soccer program. They really
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: let the Nazis kick it there, yeah, bro, because they
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: brought in the best name. Why are you laughing? Raised facts?
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: They let the Nazis kick it there.
- 1:03:11Speaker 3: It's just the way you say, Oh yeah, I know that,
- 1:03:15Speaker 3: I know that.
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: Let them kick it there, bro, They let them over.
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: Yeah, man, Argentine's Argentina was basically a Salvador and then
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: they got Hitler and they fucking in the ranks.
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: What did Hitler give the President of Argentina for that treaty, bro,
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: must have been a lot of money or a lot
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: of pussy or.
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: Something, probably both of those things. Or you think Argentina
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: and president he's like, oh, what do you think we
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: did feel like that about the time he told him
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: I would bring you a great soccer program.
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: We'll bring you this, and they're like, they're like, kile Ude,
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: we should fucking do an ancestry on Messy. I guarantee
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: there's some German and that motherfucker bro, he's a Hitler.
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: I guarantee you, bro.
- 1:03:59Speaker 3: According to get into the ship. According to Google, Argentina
- 1:04:03Speaker 3: did not sign a treaty with Hitler's Germany, but it
- 1:04:06Speaker 3: did became a haven for Nazis and collaborators after w
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: W two.
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: I mean, so did America.
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: Let's not forget maybe not forget paper clip Operation paper Clip.
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: We brought Nazis. The Russians got the Nazis. Argentina's got
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: the Nazis. We America, America.
- 1:04:25Speaker 3: Had not American. So you can't see we all drive.
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: You're right, you're right, we did it. Mexico got no Nazis.
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: What the fuck? Mexico?
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: Why didn't we get no Nazis?
- 1:04:33Speaker 3: Almost did no?
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: We almost we got They intercepted a message. America intercepted
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: a message sent by Hitler to Mexico telling him can
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: we use your border?
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: I've heard about that ship. Yeah, I got intercepted by America.
- 1:04:46Speaker 3: If I'm not in middle school.
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: I wonder if Mexico, if if he got into Mexico,
- 1:04:49Speaker 2: think about how good the coke would have been even
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: better because it would have been the funer bro. You know,
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: holy cocaine would.
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: Be everybody got the Nazis bro look sounds like it.
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: And when you get money, what do you buy out here?
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: You buy a bend?
- 1:05:06Speaker 3: Speaking of people going to different places, what do you
- 1:05:08Speaker 3: think about Palestinians and Gaza? They got nowhere to go now?
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: Trump said he's just gonna take it? Can you just
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: take it?
- 1:05:15Speaker 3: He could if he wants, He could do.
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: Anything he wants. The Orange Man.
- 1:05:19Speaker 3: It's a crazy ass fucking situation right there. I was
- 1:05:21Speaker 3: looking at it for the past couple of days. Shout
- 1:05:23Speaker 3: out to Max, because Max, you get seeing in live. Yeah,
- 1:05:27Speaker 3: so I've been watching a lot of that in the mornings.
- 1:05:28Speaker 3: I'm like, I thought Trump was this fucking like happy
- 1:05:32Speaker 3: go lucky savior, Nothing's gonna happen and all that crap.
- 1:05:35Speaker 3: And next thing you know, like, dude, there's horrors going
- 1:05:38Speaker 3: down because of Trump.
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: And how are you gonna say, make America great again?
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: But you're gonna give another country fifty billion dollars? That's
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: the part that not America first. I thought of America first, America,
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: make America great, makes it. He's just in Jordan, right,
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: I don't know who well, I don't know what he's
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: doing because.
- 1:05:56Speaker 3: Yesterday the King of Egypt met with Trump.
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: Yeah, because he wants he he wants Egypt and Palestinians
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: in like as like, but.
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: He's gonna let him make a fucking Trump one of
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: the pyramids a Trump pyramid.
- 1:06:09Speaker 3: Do you think it's kind of like back in like
- 1:06:11Speaker 3: two thousand and three, two thousand and six, where like
- 1:06:13Speaker 3: America took over Afghanistan. They don't know what to do
- 1:06:16Speaker 3: with it.
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: They're gonna hold it for a while. No, they're just
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: gonna make it's it's beachfront property. They're gonna go and
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: make fucking Trump Hotel. Is gonna be a fucking Starbucks.
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: You're gonna be able to go to a Hooters. What's crazy?
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: You know what's crazy is like.
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: America Baby in West Bank, Buffalo Wild Wings. Hooters is
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: like one of the most American things.
- 1:06:40Speaker 3: There ever was very international.
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's America. You can be.
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: You can be a South African McDonald's two. Yeah, you
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: can be a South African tribe member. And if you
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: see Hooters like America, I'm going yeah, tities and wings all.
- 1:06:56Speaker 3: I went to Hooters Oncetown.
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, my dad took me. Okay, son, we're
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: gonna make you a man. He took you there after
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: he took you to a prostitute same day. Oh no,
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: how was way older.
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: We want to the fucking the little fuckingia.
- 1:07:16Speaker 3: I took it to your broth you know.
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: No, yeah, I told you the story it was.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: It wasn't a brotho. It was a fucking bar, but
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: the girl was known to.
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: Be a prostitute. The bartender. Yeah, but it was.
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: It's not like a brotho. Yeah, it's a fry.
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: It was a front.
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: I just remember I was like.
- 1:07:31Speaker 2: Telling her that.
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: I was like, I think she's feeling me.
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: My dad was like, she's a she's an l jerk,
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: and I was like, are you kidding me that. I
- 1:07:39Speaker 2: was like, she gave me two beds one.
- 1:07:42Speaker 3: She wants to fucket Like what sixteen or somethhing?
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: Oh no, I was like I was eighteen. Yeah, I
- 1:07:54Speaker 2: was eighteen and sweet is nice? Bro smile on that
- 1:07:57Speaker 2: chick lits packed chick lits you know, that's what little kids.
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: You know, chick lits are right, obviously, the Mexican little
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: kids tell that ship on the border like when you're waiting,
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: I said, they'll.
- 1:08:09Speaker 2: Be like chick lit, chicklets, chick lits food, chick lit,
- 1:08:11Speaker 2: chicken foods, chick Lit. I don't know.
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: I don't know what that started.
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: Who wants Who's trying to buy gum on the border?
- 1:08:15Speaker 3: I can't remember when I was a kid. That ship
- 1:08:17Speaker 3: costs it like a quarter. Yeah, any color you want?
- 1:08:23Speaker 3: I hated. I hated the white color. She tastes nest.
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: My parents, my parents would always care me.
- 1:08:30Speaker 3: They hate the white chick lits color.
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: My parents would always care me. You guys like you know,
- 1:08:35Speaker 2: they would tell me that ship.
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, if you don't behave yourself, you're gonna be
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: like that kids.
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: All the time. All right, straight up. I don't want
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: to be selling my homework. Do you guys like black liquorice? No?
- 1:08:52Speaker 3: No, that loves black little.
- 1:08:54Speaker 2: I don't mind it.
- 1:08:56Speaker 3: It's it's not an aftertaste. It's very strong.
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: The red one doesn't really taste like anything.
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: Red's got that reddy.
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: You don't want be eating nothing red lately Skittles. Yesterday
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: I had a pack of Skittles, not the red ones. Yeah.
- 1:09:10Speaker 3: My wife is like, she's on that ship, bro. She
- 1:09:13Speaker 3: got woken up about the red dyes and all that. Well,
- 1:09:15Speaker 3: all the dies, period.
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: Is what do they do to you? Cancer?
- 1:09:18Speaker 3: Cancer, and all the kinds of developmental problems.
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: A lot of shit. But I tell people, if it's
- 1:09:24Speaker 2: not us, it's not at the end of the fucking
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: grocery stores, you probably shouldn't even be eating it.
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: Interesting.
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: Yeah, and in the grocery stores, what meat, bread, cheese, milk,
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: Badge's milk.
- 1:09:33Speaker 2: Shit goes bad.
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: If it's not going bad.
- 1:09:35Speaker 2: It has preservatives. Ayre not good for you. But I
- 1:09:38Speaker 2: was simple.
- 1:09:38Speaker 3: I went to Ralph's the other day around eight or
- 1:09:43Speaker 3: nine o'clock PM. All the eggs are gone.
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: Dude, what's going on? Bro? I'm seriously I'm not saying.
- 1:09:50Speaker 3: Not that I was looking for eggs, but like, I'm like, damn,
- 1:09:53Speaker 3: this is fucking crazy. And the prices are still there too,
- 1:09:56Speaker 3: like thirteen bucks and shit, what do.
- 1:09:58Speaker 2: You think people are freezing eggs or what? I don't know.
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: I paid fourteen bucks for twelve eggs at Big Bear.
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: I know it's big bet, and I knew it was pricy,
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: but I was still like fourteen bucks for eggs.
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: They're more than a dollar each.
- 1:10:09Speaker 3: Do you go to Bonds?
- 1:10:10Speaker 2: Huh do you go to Yeah? She was packed.
- 1:10:15Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well, well I went because it was Super Bowl,
- 1:10:18Speaker 3: so there was a bunch of people. Yeah, man, what
- 1:10:21Speaker 3: the fuck?
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: Where'd you guys watch Super Bowl?
- 1:10:24Speaker 3: I watched it my in laws, Like my in laws
- 1:10:28Speaker 3: were uncles and aunts and all that.
- 1:10:30Speaker 2: It was a jam.
- 1:10:31Speaker 3: It was cool, man. We had hot dogs, little sliders, pizza.
- 1:10:35Speaker 2: Fuck games, good food. Where'd you watch it? I did? Canada?
- 1:10:40Speaker 2: I did. Yeah. I went back from my grandma's funeral,
- 1:10:42Speaker 2: but I did shows that night. I was nice, all right, Peter, Grandma,
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: Oh no, thank you, it's fine, appreciate it. She's good.
- 1:10:49Speaker 2: She's gone. You know, she's with my grandfather. So it's
- 1:10:52Speaker 2: my grandfather. I say, my grandfather. That a year ago,
- 1:10:54Speaker 2: so it's less of a you know, sting. I mean,
- 1:10:58Speaker 2: do you believe in that? What people die over heartbreak?
- 1:11:02Speaker 2: I don't know if it's heartbreak, but it's true. It's
- 1:11:04Speaker 2: sciotically true. I've heard I've heard of I've heard of
- 1:11:06Speaker 2: like one die like a week later. Bro like, and
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: I like kind of like, all right, note book, relax, relax. No,
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: they had an arrange marriage, so she had to die
- 1:11:14Speaker 2: a year later.
- 1:11:15Speaker 3: Elephants are actually known to quote unquote die of heartbreak.
- 1:11:19Speaker 2: No, I know that's why. As much as like I
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: were talking about big girls again or actual.
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: Efense, everybody talking lit hasn't died.
- 1:11:30Speaker 2: Again.
- 1:11:31Speaker 3: Nobody broke her heart yet, bro Safari elephants.
- 1:11:35Speaker 2: But uh yeah, I mean, I mean, obviously it's a
- 1:11:38Speaker 2: year apart. But I've heard literally i've heard like a week,
- 1:11:41Speaker 2: two weeks, or you're like that she was kind of cool.
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: She's just been sad or he's been sad.
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: And I know you're like, okay, relax, notebook, But like,
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: I mean, obviously, fucking I've been sad.
- 1:11:51Speaker 2: She sucks. But fuck imagine I've seen you sad.
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: It does suck, Yeah, because that sucks.
- 1:11:57Speaker 2: Wants to be sad. You don't have to choose to
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: be sad. You can get out of it.
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: Yes, I don't like this fucking weather too with the sadness.
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: It's every once in a while, but it does help
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: with the sadness. Bro, Like, I don't want to like today.
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: I was like, man, it never rains. Yeah, I know,
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: well for you because but to me, even when it does,
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: I'm like, I just want to stay home.
- 1:12:17Speaker 2: I don't even want to walk my dog. You know,
- 1:12:18Speaker 2: it's nice. When I flew back to Toronto, there was
- 1:12:20Speaker 2: a snowstorm. But you ever you ever seen snow just
- 1:12:23Speaker 2: falling on a snowstorm when it's actually falling and you
- 1:12:26Speaker 2: go outside at nighttime, dude, it's one of the most
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: beautiful things.
- 1:12:29Speaker 3: It just looks so nice.
- 1:12:31Speaker 2: Everything's covered in snow. Everything's covered in snow, even the
- 1:12:33Speaker 2: homeless people sleeping. So everything just looks so pristine. You know,
- 1:12:37Speaker 2: you're like, this is beautiful, right, Okay, so the next
- 1:12:41Speaker 2: day when they when they when the plows come, it
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: gets messy and ship But.
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: So, okay, you've been throughout snow your whole life.
- 1:12:51Speaker 2: Why don't you know how to snowboard? Like you have
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: to go to the mountains. I didn't live by a mountain.
- 1:12:58Speaker 2: It was the closest little hill was like two hours away.
- 1:13:02Speaker 2: And I'm a kid. How am I going to get there?
- 1:13:04Speaker 2: So you only go if it's a trip or something,
- 1:13:06Speaker 2: or unless you're white, you know, you go all the time.
- 1:13:09Speaker 2: That makes sense. And then I learned ice skiing though
- 1:13:13Speaker 2: I went ice skating ice skate. Not good at it,
- 1:13:16Speaker 2: but I ice skate, you know, I did that my
- 1:13:18Speaker 2: whole life growing up as kids and ship there's rinks
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: are everywhere, and they don't bring in the ice. I
- 1:13:28Speaker 2: can't be about that. It was. I thought it was
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: a really big like like U haul or like a
- 1:13:36Speaker 2: really big rig that was just kept really really cool
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: to make sure the parts wouldn't. I don't know whatever was.
- 1:13:47Speaker 3: My wife was somewhat now, no heartbroken, but she was
- 1:13:49Speaker 3: pretty sad that there was no snow in Big Bear.
- 1:13:52Speaker 2: That's sad there was.
- 1:13:54Speaker 3: It was sad for her. She was really ready for snow, snow.
- 1:13:57Speaker 2: When you went, yeah, but how's it's it? And it's
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: been hot a.
- 1:14:01Speaker 3: Week later, a week later, gone barely.
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you, you've obviously been on those
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: You stood on a frozen lake, right, Yeah, how scary
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: is that? Because I was watching I was watching something.
- 1:14:16Speaker 2: I haven't gotten to the center of it, but I've
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: walked on like frozen lakes.
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: Because I was watching this fucking this fish and shit,
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: and this guy has his raptor in the middle of
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: the fucking lake and he's fishing, and I'm just like, bro,
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: that is like I get it, and they're used to it.
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: It's life, and to them it's like it's not gonna break.
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: But I'm still like, Bro, at the end of the
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: fucking day, we're maybe a foot away from fucking the
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: freezing water in the center of the fucking lake. It's
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: not even like even if I could swim there, I'm
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: gonna freeze by the time I get there.
- 1:14:44Speaker 2: It was just scary. Bro.
- 1:14:45Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't trust that quote unquote three feet inch thick.
- 1:14:49Speaker 3: Fuck that shit, That's.
- 1:14:51Speaker 2: What I'm saying. And then I've seen videos of this
- 1:14:52Speaker 2: guy that wants to go like they'll go under the
- 1:14:55Speaker 2: fucking thing, and then he forgets where the holes at
- 1:14:57Speaker 2: and then people are freaking out them. They're trying to
- 1:14:59Speaker 2: break the fucking eye for the little homie. That's wild, though,
- 1:15:02Speaker 2: I'm like, nah, hard passed.
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: I love fishing, but I'm not fishing the froze in
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: the middle of froze.
- 1:15:06Speaker 2: I've never been ice fishing. No. No, I've been offered
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: to go, but i've never been. I would. I'll try
- 1:15:11Speaker 2: that one day.
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: You been here, But yeah, is it? How do people
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: die often? Do you hear kind of like, oh, guy
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: was in the lake and shit started cracking.
- 1:15:19Speaker 2: Little this happens. It just happened in Toronto a little
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: while ago. In Ontario an old man walked onto lake
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: and the ice broke and he went in. Yeah, but
- 1:15:31Speaker 2: it's not something that happens all the time. People are
- 1:15:34Speaker 2: more aware of it, you know. Is there like a
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: rule or like after May don't go on the ice
- 1:15:37Speaker 2: because it's starting to mount.
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: Like how the fuck do you know?
- 1:15:39Speaker 2: Like how do you people will tell you always don't
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: go on the ice that for realm yeah, unless it's
- 1:15:44Speaker 2: a lake that's for ice fishing. But it's just like
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: a lake like by the city, don't go on the ice.
- 1:15:50Speaker 3: According to Google, in twenty twenty five, at least three
- 1:15:54Speaker 3: people died in British Columbia from falling through thin ice
- 1:15:57Speaker 3: in February. In December twenty twenty three, six people died
- 1:16:03Speaker 3: in Canada after falling through thin ice, including two teenagers
- 1:16:06Speaker 3: in Ontario.
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: Damn, man, you're on thin ice, buddy, that's much I'm
- 1:16:14Speaker 2: already I started. Don't like me. I don't want it
- 1:16:16Speaker 2: on thin one.
- 1:16:17Speaker 3: You only get three minutes, so like get your temperature
- 1:16:20Speaker 3: up to where it should be where you're fucked.
- 1:16:22Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, it's crazy. Fuck. So there was a time,
- 1:16:25Speaker 2: you know, into this is a story. It just made
- 1:16:27Speaker 2: me remember. Okay, So I was like in grade five.
- 1:16:31Speaker 2: I was coming home from school after school. Like my
- 1:16:36Speaker 2: house is just behind the school, but like in front
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: of the school that leads into the neighborhoods. There's a
- 1:16:42Speaker 2: creek that runs along it, and the creek runs through
- 1:16:45Speaker 2: the neighborhoods and like ends up, like I don't know,
- 1:16:49Speaker 2: at a park down you know, at the end of
- 1:16:52Speaker 2: the neighborhood, maybe twenty minutes from my house or whatever.
- 1:16:55Speaker 2: And we used to go there after school and shit.
- 1:16:57Speaker 2: And one day, me and my boys we went, like,
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: you can go through the neighborhoods, but if you follow
- 1:17:01Speaker 2: the creek, it'll take you right there. And it was
- 1:17:03Speaker 2: the middle of winter and it was after school. Me
- 1:17:05Speaker 2: and my boys we went down after school. We were
- 1:17:07Speaker 2: just gonna go to my boys house. We're gonna walk
- 1:17:08Speaker 2: through the creek to the park, walking through the creek,
- 1:17:11Speaker 2: and as we're walking through the creek, we noticed there's
- 1:17:13Speaker 2: fucking like six older kids following us. And one of
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: my boys is like they're calling us, and one of
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: my boys is like he stops to like, you know,
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: see what they want. And we're like, yo, don't, let's
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: just go stop like waiting for them, you know. And
- 1:17:30Speaker 2: they catch up to us and they dunk us all
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: in the fucking river, you know. But it's like it's
- 1:17:37Speaker 2: low because they're just fucking older kids from our school.
- 1:17:40Speaker 2: It's like a little like senior senior. Yeah, just like
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: fucking you know. And then I remember the guy tried
- 1:17:45Speaker 2: to dunk me in and then I fell halfway in,
- 1:17:47Speaker 2: but I wouldn't let go of him, and I brought
- 1:17:49Speaker 2: him into and he was like, oh fuck, and then
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: just frozen like you were saying, it was fucking freezing outside,
- 1:17:55Speaker 2: and we like ran to my boy's house and just
- 1:17:56Speaker 2: threw all our shit in the dryer. Not a good
- 1:18:02Speaker 2: feeling to be in fucking ice water, dog, But it
- 1:18:06Speaker 2: feels so good.
- 1:18:07Speaker 3: To drink ice water, doesn't.
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: It, Especially in the middle of the night you wake
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: up and you got water. Get the fuck out of here.
- 1:18:15Speaker 2: I'm gonna come.
- 1:18:18Speaker 3: I'm gonna come, fucking trump, bro.
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: Do you think that feels bony?
- 1:18:23Speaker 2: Like? Do you think he has time? Bro?
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: You think he's bony.
- 1:18:26Speaker 2: You don't think trumps the first lady, I don't know,
- 1:18:28Speaker 2: do you have time? Like yeah, like like probably Fox
- 1:18:30Speaker 2: comes quick and then does that little dance after and
- 1:18:33Speaker 2: he goes and writes more orders.
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: All right, we're back to writing orders and dye McDonald's brocause,
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, bro, like Elon Musk is
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: he Like how does he have so many kids?
- 1:18:43Speaker 3: Like?
- 1:18:43Speaker 2: Where do you have the time?
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: Because when I'm bowing, when I'm boning, I just I
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: don't I'm I don't.
- 1:18:49Speaker 3: Know, man. These CEOs, these leaders they got, they put
- 1:18:52Speaker 3: people onto their own ship.
- 1:18:53Speaker 2: I think Trump has more time than you think.
- 1:18:56Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna look it up.
- 1:18:58Speaker 2: It's not gonna tell you.
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: What type in how many times is Trump bone a week?
- 1:19:04Speaker 2: Hey, sirih when was the last time Trump fucked? He
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: definitely needs he definitely needs blue shoo. He's definitely using
- 1:19:11Speaker 2: blue choo. And if you are Trump, don't forget oh ship,
- 1:19:21Speaker 2: my fucking microphone, says flat earther on it.
- 1:19:24Speaker 3: Yeah, shout out to step toe, shot to step thum.
- 1:19:28Speaker 2: I was on a plane today, alright, yesterday. You're scared
- 1:19:32Speaker 2: a big up places lately. Bro, you know what's crazy
- 1:19:34Speaker 2: plane is going up, going down crash. I booked an emergency,
- 1:19:38Speaker 2: last minute flight to go to back to Toronto for
- 1:19:40Speaker 2: the funeral, and uh, the usual flight from Toronto is
- 1:19:44Speaker 2: five hours. I get to the plane and it wasn't
- 1:19:47Speaker 2: a regular plane. It was a Jumbo seven forty seven
- 1:19:49Speaker 2: where it's like three seats like the internet. I like that.
- 1:19:52Speaker 2: You only get those when you're like usually going across international, Right, dude,
- 1:19:58Speaker 2: that flight because it's a big a plane only two
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: and a half hours. It was a faster flight. I
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: save two and a half hour. If I could choose
- 1:20:06Speaker 2: that every time, I would choose that, if you could
- 1:20:08Speaker 2: choose what fucking plane?
- 1:20:09Speaker 3: No.
- 1:20:09Speaker 2: I like those though, because they're bigger, more room.
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what, I like those better chances
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: of like people.
- 1:20:16Speaker 2: Yeah, they safer, they fly faster, You get your destination faster.
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: So there's a chance every time I get in those
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: little ones, I'm like, bro let alone. God forbid, there's
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: like a billionaire.
- 1:20:27Speaker 2: CEO that they want killed.
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: Now they're gonna take down the whole plane, and I'm
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: on it some Titanic ship.
- 1:20:32Speaker 2: All the ship's always been happening, you know, all these
- 1:20:34Speaker 2: small plane accidents that they're they're just reporting it more now.
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: I don't know why, because they don't want us flying, Sam, Sam,
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: Sam keeps saying it. They don't want us to fly.
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: They want fifteen minute cities and these freedom cities. They
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: don't want you flying, so they're gonna scare you.
- 1:20:47Speaker 2: How hard, how annoying is it to fly? It's fucking annoying.
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: No, I shouldn't have to take off my shoes.
- 1:20:53Speaker 2: I shouldn't have to I shouldn't have to bring I
- 1:20:55Speaker 2: can't bring a water in because you think there's a
- 1:20:57Speaker 2: it's just My favorite is when you have a backpack,
- 1:21:00Speaker 2: because like, if you're not traveling with any other luggage
- 1:21:02Speaker 2: and it's just you in a backpack, you can get
- 1:21:04Speaker 2: in and out of an airport quick.
- 1:21:06Speaker 3: Yeah, straight up.
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: It's still annoying, like like, okay, nine to eleven happened
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: how long ago?
- 1:21:12Speaker 3: Maybe that's just you.
- 1:21:13Speaker 2: No, you guys, really, you guys think that's mandatory for
- 1:21:17Speaker 2: you to go through a metal doctor all time? Wait
- 1:21:20Speaker 2: in this line, it's.
- 1:21:21Speaker 3: A fucking safety issue. We got fucking terrorists running around
- 1:21:24Speaker 3: doing all kinds of shit.
- 1:21:25Speaker 2: Last time they got a terrorst Never they'll tell you
- 1:21:27Speaker 2: that tsa has never caught an actual terrorist. I do
- 1:21:30Speaker 2: think it's because they have the the mechanisms to stop them.
- 1:21:33Speaker 2: That's why they've never caught them. So you take that
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: away because I wasn't gonna put something in the shoes, Okay,
- 1:21:38Speaker 2: But here's my thing, is like, if I buy a ticket,
- 1:21:40Speaker 2: I should be able to just give it to you
- 1:21:41Speaker 2: if I don't want to go anymore? Why does my
- 1:21:43Speaker 2: name have to be on it? Why? Why? Back?
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: Then you should buy a ticket and be.
- 1:21:46Speaker 2: Like I don't want to go on you go on
- 1:21:47Speaker 2: the trip. Yeah, you go on it. Why the fuck
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: to know they want you to? You need to do it.
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: It's just they don't want you. They make things complicated
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: and it makes it annoying.
- 1:21:56Speaker 3: This is from TSA dot gov TA the X six
- 1:22:01Speaker 3: seven hundred and thirty seven firearms at airport security checkpoints
- 1:22:04Speaker 3: in twenty twenty three.
- 1:22:05Speaker 1: It's a terrorist, Yeah, they can get Firearmsucking people are
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: like knitting, then there could be terrorists.
- 1:22:10Speaker 2: Doc. It just seems like I think.
- 1:22:15Speaker 3: If you had your own fucking country, why don't you
- 1:22:17Speaker 3: want the best security you want for people to travel
- 1:22:19Speaker 3: in and out every day all day twenty four to seven.
- 1:22:23Speaker 2: Oh, they still suck knitting, fucking passes weed all the time.
- 1:22:26Speaker 2: What are you saying?
- 1:22:27Speaker 3: What do you tell you about?
- 1:22:30Speaker 2: Excuse me?
- 1:22:32Speaker 3: He's on smoking weed in Japan.
- 1:22:34Speaker 2: How everybody is everybody the whole world's fucking We.
- 1:22:37Speaker 1: Don't smoke the same. That's the problem.
- 1:22:39Speaker 3: It's true, that's a couchphrase right there.
- 1:22:45Speaker 2: They don't start like, guess what, I don't know?
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: Are so many people that tell me that, they're like,
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: oh dude, I flew and I fucking had this in
- 1:22:51Speaker 1: my podcast Forgotten.
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: I was like, PLUSSA is not looking for small, petty drugs.
- 1:22:57Speaker 2: They're looking for either large quantities of drugs that look
- 1:22:59Speaker 2: like they're it's for trafficking, or they're looking for weapons
- 1:23:02Speaker 2: and bombs. That's their main priority right now because of
- 1:23:05Speaker 2: the terrorists, because of nine to eleven. So if you're
- 1:23:08Speaker 2: if you like drugs, you should be thankful for the terrorists.
- 1:23:11Speaker 3: Plus, being a president is a twenty four to seventh job.
- 1:23:15Speaker 3: There is no such thing as quote unquote free time.
- 1:23:19Speaker 3: He can choose to have the free here. Horror can
- 1:23:22Speaker 3: choose the free time if they wish to. But realistically,
- 1:23:26Speaker 3: they got fucking shit all day. It's like the fucking
- 1:23:29Speaker 3: tax collector, crazy business.
- 1:23:36Speaker 2: Right, It is a lot though, man, just fucking I
- 1:23:38Speaker 2: don't want to go through that fucking radiated fucking that's
- 1:23:43Speaker 2: what I mean. Just put me through a regular metal detector.
- 1:23:46Speaker 2: That's too much, taking up too much time. And the
- 1:23:48Speaker 2: rules are not in the rule five seconds between everybody,
- 1:23:50Speaker 2: and the rules are never consistent. You know.
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: Sometimes you got to take your shoes off.
- 1:23:54Speaker 2: Sometimes you don't.
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: Sometimes the laptop has to go in to think. Sometimes
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: it's the thing that's inconsistent. That's what bugs me, is
- 1:23:59Speaker 1: like they decide what they want. It's their power movie.
- 1:24:02Speaker 1: It's like I'm TSA depends with the manager is Yeah,
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: that's why I don't like it because to me, it's
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: never consistent what the fuck they want.
- 1:24:08Speaker 2: And it's like.
- 1:24:10Speaker 3: It's like going to the fucking comedy store.
- 1:24:12Speaker 2: Dog.
- 1:24:12Speaker 3: You get the little fucking access, you get the little
- 1:24:14Speaker 3: you know tricks right there, no house or you get
- 1:24:17Speaker 3: in there.
- 1:24:17Speaker 2: You know, fine, right, first you get the money, you
- 1:24:20Speaker 2: get this pre check, then you get the power pre check.
- 1:24:24Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to give them your eyeball. You have
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: to give them your eyeball. There's this thing called pre
- 1:24:28Speaker 1: check where that means you can go fast and like.
- 1:24:29Speaker 2: Avoid the line.
- 1:24:30Speaker 3: You gotta give me your eyeball.
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: You have to go on this machine because they told
- 1:24:33Speaker 1: me to do it, and I was like they said
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: it was like free, like the first couple of months
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: and I was flying a lot with Sam, so I
- 1:24:36Speaker 1: was like, I'll do it. And then They're like, put your.
- 1:24:38Speaker 2: Eyeball right here.
- 1:24:39Speaker 3: So I'm like, hell, no.
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: I can wait in the line. I don't need to
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: give my eyeballs. It's like, what, Yeah, I want you
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: to put your eyeballs right there. And I get it,
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: Like you said, super security. You don't have to do nothing.
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: You don't have to get padded down, no more all that.
- 1:24:51Speaker 3: But it's just kind of like would you rather have
- 1:24:53Speaker 3: that or the chip in your body that I don't.
- 1:24:57Speaker 2: Want to check? So Sam does it eyeball? Yeah, he's
- 1:25:01Speaker 2: okay with it. I thought he's Sam flies so fucking much.
- 1:25:05Speaker 2: So what do you skip when you do TSA pre check?
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: Never goes to the mettle detector? Sam always does. Tam
- 1:25:10Speaker 1: will sit there. He will almost missed a flight. I've
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: sitting there. I'm like, bro, we're gonna miss a fly.
- 1:25:15Speaker 2: I'm not. This was not metal detector. The thing he
- 1:25:20Speaker 2: won't go through the swingy thing never and that you
- 1:25:23Speaker 2: can deny that like on the spot you can say
- 1:25:26Speaker 2: you have like a pacemaker. Yeah, I don't want to
- 1:25:28Speaker 2: go there, and then someone will come and it takes
- 1:25:30Speaker 2: forever because I'm telling you, they don't want you to fly.
- 1:25:32Speaker 2: I don't want you to be annoying, so they're bad
- 1:25:33Speaker 2: annoying back to you. So when you do what does
- 1:25:35Speaker 2: t s A pre get you, then he just gets
- 1:25:38Speaker 2: you quicker still to go to the metal tector.
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: To go to the metal tector, you still gonna You're
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: not gonna avoid the radiation.
- 1:25:44Speaker 2: You just avoid the lines, that's it. But you're still
- 1:25:46Speaker 2: gonna just still go.
- 1:25:48Speaker 3: I feel like there's one where you have you could
- 1:25:50Speaker 3: avoid all that ship if I'm not mistaken.
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: Might be like I have to look it up, ye,
- 1:25:54Speaker 1: something like Celebrity Share. I'm pretty sure because I don't think, because.
- 1:25:56Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure Taylor Swift doesn't have to go through
- 1:25:58Speaker 3: any metal.
- 1:25:59Speaker 2: They don't have to go to the d m V.
- 1:26:00Speaker 2: I don't think these bits. You go to the d
- 1:26:01Speaker 2: m V like you don't go to the DMB. I
- 1:26:04Speaker 2: went on that rute when I went on that show
- 1:26:06Speaker 2: that weekend to did with Russell. Went to the Burbank Airport.
- 1:26:09Speaker 2: We drove right into a hangar and they just took
- 1:26:14Speaker 2: my bag from me when I checked in, and I
- 1:26:16Speaker 2: watched the guy take it and put it on the
- 1:26:18Speaker 2: plane and no one churched me. I didn't but already
- 1:26:26Speaker 2: but still that's just Yeah, when you have money and fame,
- 1:26:33Speaker 2: I don't know, man, it's like the more money you have,
- 1:26:35Speaker 2: the less you have to pay for ship. It's wild.
- 1:26:39Speaker 3: But what about that famous phrase, mo money more problem.
- 1:26:42Speaker 2: Because you're buying your you're buying that's what you're spending
- 1:26:45Speaker 2: money for experiences. But like companies are giving you free
- 1:26:49Speaker 2: ship because they want you to use their stuff. But
- 1:26:53Speaker 2: like experiences you pay for, you know, And that's what
- 1:26:56Speaker 2: this money goes to. The people spend it on drugs,
- 1:26:58Speaker 2: food and travel, so they lose all their money.
- 1:27:01Speaker 3: I love food, but we need food. Yeah, I know,
- 1:27:04Speaker 3: want my hangover burger.
- 1:27:05Speaker 2: You got to get someone who can sponsor all foods.
- 1:27:08Speaker 2: You know what Toronto wanted Kawhi not to leave. Remember
- 1:27:10Speaker 2: when Qui entered left Toronto that they were offering him
- 1:27:14Speaker 2: to the city where he could Every restaurant would let
- 1:27:16Speaker 2: Kawai eat for free if he stayed.
- 1:27:18Speaker 3: No, fucking swear to god.
- 1:27:20Speaker 2: Really yeah, man, every restaurant was behind it that like,
- 1:27:22Speaker 2: Kawhi eats free if he stays.
- 1:27:23Speaker 3: Butui is like, well I got money.
- 1:27:25Speaker 2: So but that's what I'm saying, you know what I mean. Damn,
- 1:27:29Speaker 2: that's so nice back you know what. I think he
- 1:27:32Speaker 2: left because the true though he left. No, he left
- 1:27:34Speaker 2: because he wanted to go back home. And now it's
- 1:27:36Speaker 2: fucking whatever. That guy could have ran it back home,
- 1:27:39Speaker 2: could have got two championships in Toronto.
- 1:27:40Speaker 3: Bro hey, but low key dog.
- 1:27:42Speaker 2: Ever since he like left, he hasn't been the same exactly, he.
- 1:27:45Speaker 3: Hasn't been the same. So fuck yeah, let's read some
- 1:27:52Speaker 3: super chats.
- 1:27:53Speaker 2: Read the super chats. How many more days he's he done?
- 1:27:58Speaker 2: Gets back? What next? One's then next week? Next week?
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: Hey good, I don't know if you edited it, but
- 1:28:03Speaker 1: good shot on the fucking the Bowling Alley of Music video.
- 1:28:07Speaker 3: No, that was a Hobby Lopez man, good job on that.
- 1:28:09Speaker 2: She came out. Dope.
- 1:28:10Speaker 1: I saw on It's so funny because I was. I
- 1:28:12Speaker 1: opened up my YouTube and I was kind of mad.
- 1:28:15Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck he has a feature
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: would be real, and I don't know about it.
- 1:28:19Speaker 3: She's on Spotify and every other music platform.
- 1:28:21Speaker 1: I was mad that I didn't know about it, but
- 1:28:23Speaker 1: then I read when it got released. I was like, oh,
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: this is that new one he was talking about. I
- 1:28:27Speaker 1: was like, ish, it was good.
- 1:28:28Speaker 3: Yeah, that was cool, cool legit.
- 1:28:30Speaker 2: Ye should go check it out. He's back in his
- 1:28:32Speaker 2: wrapping game.
- 1:28:34Speaker 3: Hey food Loki. Listening to Ease on wrap was like
- 1:28:38Speaker 3: a breath of fast, fresh air. Dude, because you used to.
- 1:28:41Speaker 1: Hear him all the time. Yeah, yeah, I used to.
- 1:28:43Speaker 3: Yeah, got it, still got it. I hope you can
- 1:28:46Speaker 3: do something with that. Hell yeah, Luis rometto What's Up Gang?
- 1:28:51Speaker 3: Hope y'all having a good day.
- 1:28:53Speaker 1: What's up home means the same team this frame, today,
- 1:28:58Speaker 1: tomorrow and Saturday and Friday, and then.
- 1:29:01Speaker 2: I'm going to go to Skyline. Might just go back
- 1:29:04Speaker 2: to Big Beer Skyline.
- 1:29:05Speaker 1: Yeah no, it's not snowing, trust me. I've been keeping
- 1:29:08Speaker 1: my eye on the snow because I want to go
- 1:29:10Speaker 1: snowboarding on soft snow.
- 1:29:11Speaker 2: So I don't fucking hurt myself. Yeah, so I've been
- 1:29:14Speaker 2: keeping where he's gonna snow. I think I might go
- 1:29:16Speaker 2: to Mammoth and go over there and check it out.
- 1:29:17Speaker 2: Here's Mammoth six hours away. Fuck, I want to know
- 1:29:22Speaker 2: how to snowboard. I'm gonna break some bones. You're too old, man,
- 1:29:26Speaker 2: shut out, don't say that.
- 1:29:27Speaker 1: I know. I'm in that middle where like I want
- 1:29:30Speaker 1: to learn because it's badass and everyone looks like they're
- 1:29:32Speaker 1: having a great time. But I'm like, I'm too old.
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: But yeah, I get I'm thirty one. I'm not fucking old.
- 1:29:37Speaker 1: I should be scared to fucking yeah, go go have fun. Yeah,
- 1:29:40Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Because my mom was like, we're
- 1:29:42Speaker 1: gonna get her. I'm like, Mama, fucking thirty one years old.
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: I'm not that old.
- 1:29:45Speaker 2: I should like, I'm not getting kicked out of his
- 1:29:47Speaker 2: country without snowboarding. Yeah, and I'm not gonna you know
- 1:29:49Speaker 2: it is, I'm not trying to.
- 1:29:50Speaker 1: I mean, who knows. Hopefully don't get hurt, but I'm
- 1:29:51Speaker 1: not trying to jump and ship. I really just want
- 1:29:53Speaker 1: to go on. Just down the hill, down the chill dog,
- 1:29:55Speaker 1: drink a beer, go down the hill.
- 1:29:58Speaker 2: That's it.
- 1:29:58Speaker 1: I see people jumping and sham like, y'all, you ain't
- 1:30:02Speaker 1: going pro any time since.
- 1:30:03Speaker 3: Show next one, Jesus Christ one pounds fish.
- 1:30:09Speaker 5: Come on, ladies, Come on, ladies, one bound fish, very
- 1:30:15Speaker 5: very good, very very cheap.
- 1:30:17Speaker 2: Everything he sees, he's like, look at that plush fucking toy.
- 1:30:21Speaker 2: It's very very good, very very cheap.
- 1:30:25Speaker 3: The next one, the pitch Putt and Puff podcast, everyone's saying,
- 1:30:30Speaker 3: it's one pound fish at my job.
- 1:30:32Speaker 2: Hell yea one pound fish.
- 1:30:36Speaker 3: Next, ladies, come on, ladies. Next one's from Menace the Painter.
- 1:30:41Speaker 3: Kanye Forever chats out three one two w undroom.
- 1:30:45Speaker 1: People will be called Kanye could literally say I.
- 1:30:48Speaker 2: Love Kanye west Man, Me too. I'm a I'm a
- 1:30:50Speaker 2: fucking I love since Man. He's the guy. There's some people.
- 1:30:53Speaker 3: I don't know if one of them, but I don't
- 1:30:54Speaker 3: know what kind of guy.
- 1:30:55Speaker 2: But I don't say I'm not gonna fucking follow him politically,
- 1:30:59Speaker 2: but I love what he does on the fucking with
- 1:31:01Speaker 2: music bro. People that love Kanye so much that if
- 1:31:04Speaker 2: Kanye said your mom, they would still be like, Kanye, Yeah,
- 1:31:08Speaker 2: you know my mom. You know my mom? Kanye my mom.
- 1:31:18Speaker 1: Out there like that dog wearing the swapska teacher. At
- 1:31:21Speaker 1: the same time.
- 1:31:25Speaker 3: We got the pitch Putt and Pup podcast. Their back
- 1:31:28Speaker 3: saying no, ext G coole at hell in person, hashtarg
- 1:31:31Speaker 3: shaved to there.
- 1:31:33Speaker 2: You go home and he knows that exty. If you
- 1:31:36Speaker 2: see x G in person, wait for him to talk
- 1:31:38Speaker 2: to at least one other person before approaching.
- 1:31:40Speaker 1: Yeah, don't do it at the he doesn't want to talk.
- 1:31:42Speaker 2: To you alone.
- 1:31:44Speaker 1: Into a bumping over here, like, dog, I love.
- 1:31:51Speaker 3: You, I love you.
- 1:31:53Speaker 2: There like I want to see if the fly lands
- 1:31:54Speaker 2: on your duke. They want they want you to be
- 1:31:58Speaker 2: toxic to them. Oh dog, that fucking story is always
- 1:32:02Speaker 2: gonna be the fly lining on your dick. No, it's
- 1:32:08Speaker 2: a long while, I say tomorrow.
- 1:32:09Speaker 3: Because it took place in Coachella.
- 1:32:10Speaker 2: Yeah, oh in the fucking uh yeah, I sick one dude,
- 1:32:18Speaker 2: the dude I was friends with the fucking the fly
- 1:32:22Speaker 2: at the end the day we went in there and
- 1:32:24Speaker 2: I had to just pee and just fucking pulled the
- 1:32:26Speaker 2: hood back, pull my fucking look back, and I just
- 1:32:30Speaker 2: had a pee in the next thing, you know, I'm like,
- 1:32:31Speaker 2: they're flying my cock down on this thing is going like,
- 1:32:39Speaker 2: oh dog, I like fucking shook it so hard it
- 1:32:42Speaker 2: almost fell off.
- 1:32:43Speaker 3: Bro.
- 1:32:45Speaker 2: I was gross style. I was asking the homegirl.
- 1:32:48Speaker 3: I remember he's doing the little hat thing. That's crazy, man.
- 1:32:52Speaker 6: No, bro, it was gross, dog, that was probably like
- 1:32:57Speaker 6: one pound. I got crazy Coachella stories, Bro, not the craziest.
- 1:33:07Speaker 2: No, I got it so many. But write a book
- 1:33:10Speaker 2: and them lie on cock. I think about just going
- 1:33:12Speaker 2: this year just for the fucking story. It's just people,
- 1:33:14Speaker 2: white people, White people do stupid shiit.
- 1:33:16Speaker 3: What's the stupidest thing you've seen a white person doing Coachella?
- 1:33:19Speaker 3: According to that.
- 1:33:20Speaker 2: Crazy I know you told me the story is when
- 1:33:23Speaker 2: that white guy dressed up as a fly and jumped
- 1:33:25Speaker 2: on your cock.
- 1:33:31Speaker 1: It was this, uh it was it was funny. Is
- 1:33:34Speaker 1: it wasn't even white people. But Coachella brings the white
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: out of people.
- 1:33:38Speaker 2: So rock.
- 1:33:39Speaker 1: I'm like, everyone has campsites, and I'm walking by campsite.
- 1:33:41Speaker 1: I hear just a bunch of people going going crazy, Like.
- 1:33:44Speaker 2: I'm gonna go see what's up with that campsite? Yeah?
- 1:33:46Speaker 2: I want to. So I go over there.
- 1:33:48Speaker 1: There's like a bunch of people there, like a bunch
- 1:33:50Speaker 1: of chicks and ship and and I knew some of
- 1:33:52Speaker 1: the people.
- 1:33:52Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, what's up, dog? And then I'm watching
- 1:33:54Speaker 2: them and.
- 1:33:54Speaker 1: There's this mirror, you know, those like full body mirrors.
- 1:33:59Speaker 1: A girl brought that to Cochella so she could look
- 1:34:01Speaker 1: at her outfit, and she was like, so they ended
- 1:34:04Speaker 1: up a long ass mirror. So they ended up saying,
- 1:34:06Speaker 1: you know what, she was this mirror to rack up lines.
- 1:34:09Speaker 1: Of course, I start racking lines up on the mirror.
- 1:34:11Speaker 2: Whatever.
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: Then someone's like, why don't you rack up a really
- 1:34:14Speaker 1: long one? Well, they racked up a really really long
- 1:34:17Speaker 1: I have a video. I'll show you a really really
- 1:34:19Speaker 1: long one. And then they get two hot chicks to
- 1:34:22Speaker 1: do Lady in the tramp and then they meet in
- 1:34:25Speaker 1: the middle and kiss and make out.
- 1:34:27Speaker 2: Bro. I was like, yo, coache for life. It was crazy. Bro,
- 1:34:35Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck? People cheering? People are
- 1:34:38Speaker 2: like cheering, and then another guy doesn't line this long?
- 1:34:40Speaker 2: But it's like the Olympics.
- 1:34:41Speaker 3: How long is this mirror? Like talking like a four foot.
- 1:34:43Speaker 2: Mirror or what this long? Dog? I'll show you the
- 1:34:45Speaker 2: video that's a long mane. That's how long. The homie
- 1:34:47Speaker 2: did a line a line of the big ass line dog.
- 1:34:50Speaker 1: This before I fencing on ship.
- 1:34:51Speaker 2: But it's so crazy, but it's crazy. Yeah, that was
- 1:34:55Speaker 2: the craziest crazy. It was a White Chicks now two
- 1:34:59Speaker 2: Mexican chicks. That's the proof of the crazy part.
- 1:35:02Speaker 1: I told you it brings the white out of you.
- 1:35:03Speaker 2: That's the proof of duality in this world because you
- 1:35:05Speaker 2: can have like, you know, there's war and then there's
- 1:35:09Speaker 2: grass growing out of concrete. There's fucking this guy watching
- 1:35:12Speaker 2: girls do two lines lady in the tramp style and
- 1:35:14Speaker 2: then literally a flylens on his cash one day one day.
- 1:35:18Speaker 1: Oh you know what else? You haven't met Dj?
- 1:35:20Speaker 2: Will? I took DJ with and what.
- 1:35:22Speaker 3: The fuck is Will coming here?
- 1:35:23Speaker 2: Dog?
- 1:35:24Speaker 1: Well tomorrow I'll ask him see if he wants to
- 1:35:27Speaker 1: come out. He's crazy, but I took him up. Butchella
- 1:35:31Speaker 1: with me and this full brought the Red October's the
- 1:35:34Speaker 1: Yeezies and Kanye was going to perform in the morning
- 1:35:38Speaker 1: Sunday service and I.
- 1:35:39Speaker 2: Was like, let's go.
- 1:35:40Speaker 1: We got to be there like at seven in the
- 1:35:42Speaker 1: morning because it was going to do Sunday service. We
- 1:35:44Speaker 1: go and Will, you don't know him, but this whole
- 1:35:47Speaker 1: has a Louis VA tombag and he has his Louis
- 1:35:49Speaker 1: BA tom bag on and I'm like, why are you
- 1:35:51Speaker 1: bringing that? And He's like, because I'm going to go
- 1:35:52Speaker 1: watch Kanye I'm like, all right, whatever, okay, Like Kanye
- 1:35:56Speaker 1: is gonna give a fuck that you're you have a
- 1:35:58Speaker 1: bag on, like he's gonna bring you on stage.
- 1:36:00Speaker 2: But whatever. Dog Bull has his backpack.
- 1:36:02Speaker 1: On and he has like air Max's and we go
- 1:36:06Speaker 1: through security, bro, and I'm wasting already, like eight in
- 1:36:08Speaker 1: the morning, going to fucking Sunday service, and Will's behind
- 1:36:13Speaker 1: me and I see the guy open uh Wolve's backpack,
- 1:36:16Speaker 1: his Louis backpack. Inside of it are the red octobers, bro,
- 1:36:20Speaker 1: And I'm like, why, what the fuck? And he's like, yeah,
- 1:36:22Speaker 1: I'm gonna put him on right when Kanye goes on.
- 1:36:26Speaker 2: That's wild, bro. The security opens it up, doesn't even
- 1:36:30Speaker 2: say nothing, shakes the homies hand like I know what
- 1:36:33Speaker 2: these are dogs, like these are your prime possession.
- 1:36:36Speaker 1: And the guy they're fucking fake. The bag and the shoes.
- 1:36:44Speaker 2: Did he get them signed or anything? Nah, They're just.
- 1:36:46Speaker 1: Fucking you warm. And he literally wore them when he
- 1:36:49Speaker 1: was performing.
- 1:36:49Speaker 2: The second he started performing, took him off. People were
- 1:36:54Speaker 2: fucking like like watching them. They were like, bro, he's
- 1:36:56Speaker 2: got the red octobers in the in the dirt type
- 1:36:59Speaker 2: of ship. And I was just like, I'm just they're looking.
- 1:37:01Speaker 1: At people like, bro, you guys are just fucking idiots.
- 1:37:04Speaker 2: Importantly, how is Sunday service? Nope, crazy, it was tight.
- 1:37:08Speaker 1: Cochella probably one of the dopest things I've seen.
- 1:37:10Speaker 2: It was that's so sick. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, if
- 1:37:13Speaker 2: you could go to Coachella, you show it's fucking crazy.
- 1:37:16Speaker 2: You should go.
- 1:37:17Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go, probably go one day this week,
- 1:37:18Speaker 1: but it's this week, No, not this week.
- 1:37:20Speaker 2: The week.
- 1:37:21Speaker 1: There's two weeks. There's two weekend.
- 1:37:22Speaker 2: Start April twentieth. I think it's the first weekend, but
- 1:37:26Speaker 2: they have a Sunday you can just go Sunday. But
- 1:37:29Speaker 2: three weekends. I know it's a lot the three day weekend,
- 1:37:31Speaker 2: but one day is tight.
- 1:37:32Speaker 3: What's crazy really, like going to a rave or going
- 1:37:35Speaker 3: to Coachella rave.
- 1:37:37Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well Coachella during the day there's kids. It's
- 1:37:41Speaker 2: like really yeah, it's like you can bring a look
- 1:37:43Speaker 2: a little What do you think.
- 1:37:44Speaker 3: You would bring a kid to a festival like that?
- 1:37:47Speaker 2: Well, usually it's justly when it's fucking hot and ship
- 1:37:50Speaker 2: and if there's like a parents festival ravers, they'll bring
- 1:37:54Speaker 2: their kids.
- 1:37:54Speaker 1: But that's that's the only argument about Coachella. It's not
- 1:37:58Speaker 1: a rave is all e ed m. Coachella has rock,
- 1:38:01Speaker 1: indie music, country, all kinds of all kinds, so you see,
- 1:38:06Speaker 1: and the kids are usually gone by the night time
- 1:38:07Speaker 1: the parents fucking know. But during the day it's pretty tight.
- 1:38:10Speaker 1: You just see kids running around the grass. It's like
- 1:38:11Speaker 1: super like and you're at that time. I mean, I'm plastered,
- 1:38:14Speaker 1: but you shouldn't be plastered. But yeah, it's pretty cool.
- 1:38:21Speaker 2: I think it's cool.
- 1:38:21Speaker 1: I could see myself bringing like like, all right, now
- 1:38:23Speaker 1: you gotta go to the r V kid fun.
- 1:38:27Speaker 2: But next super Chat.
- 1:38:27Speaker 3: Next one Browsy one pound.
- 1:38:30Speaker 5: Fish, very very good, very very cheap.
- 1:38:33Speaker 3: Same team, Stay blessed everyone. Next one is from matt
- 1:38:39Speaker 3: a shout out you guys. Wait a shout you guys.
- 1:38:44Speaker 3: I'm enjoying today's show while I'm getting some tacos on
- 1:38:47Speaker 3: my local spot. God blessed fam.
- 1:38:49Speaker 2: Ground b for what a salah. Her local spot is
- 1:38:53Speaker 2: Del Taco. I love how you said it's Mexican. Workers
- 1:38:58Speaker 2: are Mexican? Hey.
- 1:39:01Speaker 3: Next one is from Browsie. She sends the twenty bucks
- 1:39:04Speaker 3: on this one. Same team. Appreciate x G reaching out
- 1:39:08Speaker 3: to see if I was okay after my accident.
- 1:39:11Speaker 2: Of course, I hope you're okay. I don't know you're
- 1:39:12Speaker 2: an accident. Yeah, car accident, No her browsie, what happened
- 1:39:17Speaker 2: to her? She got hit by a car. She got
- 1:39:18Speaker 2: hit by a car. Yeah, buying a legal win. No insurance?
- 1:39:21Speaker 2: Oh did you?
- 1:39:21Speaker 3: Ices asked, like was she driving? Or like she like
- 1:39:24Speaker 3: her body got hit?
- 1:39:25Speaker 2: Oh, she was like car accident. Oh she's good, she's fine.
- 1:39:29Speaker 2: I mean, is where's that guy? I don't know. I hope,
- 1:39:32Speaker 2: I don't know. Juana, I don't know. Hopefully, I don't know.
- 1:39:35Speaker 2: Speedy recovery, insurance, we'll get insurance. Can come on?
- 1:39:39Speaker 3: Damn, she sends a twenty bucks she got to her
- 1:39:41Speaker 3: fucking insurance claim or whatnot. Next one was.
- 1:39:47Speaker 2: Even bet she's gonna get hooked up.
- 1:39:49Speaker 3: We got on Lyman Steve Lemont Chill x Way West
- 1:39:55Speaker 3: l AFC. Great again. I agree.
- 1:39:59Speaker 2: Oh because his fucking team is the champs right now.
- 1:40:02Speaker 2: I agree. I'm excited to go to one of the games.
- 1:40:07Speaker 3: So we meet again. Next one, man, it's the painter.
- 1:40:10Speaker 3: It's snowing right now in the Chai.
- 1:40:15Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, man, the windy city.
- 1:40:19Speaker 3: The Bean?
- 1:40:19Speaker 2: Is it windy in Kinada? It can be. Yeah, depends.
- 1:40:23Speaker 2: That's the worst. That's the worst. Wind Yeah, I don't know,
- 1:40:25Speaker 2: that's the worst. Like, I don't really care about if
- 1:40:26Speaker 2: it's cold. It's just it's windy all the time. There's
- 1:40:29Speaker 2: windy days here. It's windy here sometimes. Are you talking
- 1:40:33Speaker 2: about is crazy? Yeah? You guys have this fucking sant
- 1:40:37Speaker 2: Ana wins. What are you talking about?
- 1:40:38Speaker 3: Those winds are brutal. Make me shake a little. Next
- 1:40:42Speaker 3: one coming from Browsie x G. Yes, heartbreak is a
- 1:40:47Speaker 3: real thing. I got my heart condition because of it.
- 1:40:51Speaker 3: Sounds crazy but.
- 1:40:52Speaker 2: True, hanful, I'll be fine. Love again. I'm sorry we're
- 1:41:00Speaker 2: watching it. Do you remember the first time you watched
- 1:41:02Speaker 2: The Notebook? This guy loves the Notebook?
- 1:41:05Speaker 1: Okay, that's what we were talking about.
- 1:41:07Speaker 2: I remember watching that movie and I was like, you
- 1:41:08Speaker 2: like the movie crazy? He loves that movie. Secretly, this
- 1:41:11Speaker 2: guy wants true love. No, I just watch I've seen
- 1:41:14Speaker 2: it three. I've seen it multiple times because I've been
- 1:41:16Speaker 2: asked to see it multiple times with different females. Yes.
- 1:41:21Speaker 1: Yes, And you're kind of still trying to get late.
- 1:41:23Speaker 1: You're kind of new in the game, so.
- 1:41:24Speaker 2: You'll say, okay, okay. The first time, never seen it.
- 1:41:28Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the first time movie thing before now yeah.
- 1:41:31Speaker 1: All right, yeah, bro, Like I've never seen the notebred dog.
- 1:41:35Speaker 1: I always be like, oh, I don't. I don't do
- 1:41:37Speaker 1: that ship. I don't do that ship. And I let
- 1:41:39Speaker 1: them think they got me to do it. Oh I
- 1:41:41Speaker 1: got them doing that.
- 1:41:45Speaker 3: Now does it work in the middle of the film
- 1:41:48Speaker 3: or after the film?
- 1:41:50Speaker 2: It depends. It really depends.
- 1:41:53Speaker 1: That's why I like like the movie theaters just always
- 1:41:56Speaker 1: worked out because if they start making out at the
- 1:41:58Speaker 1: movie theaters, I start making out.
- 1:42:02Speaker 3: You ever banged in a movie theater?
- 1:42:04Speaker 2: Bro, that's some.
- 1:42:07Speaker 3: Histrue. What about you in.
- 1:42:09Speaker 2: A movie theater?
- 1:42:11Speaker 3: Good for you? Mega Man? Oh Mega Mega.
- 1:42:14Speaker 2: Man's boned in the movie theaters.
- 1:42:15Speaker 3: Probably, I'm pretty sure bone multiple people in the theater.
- 1:42:21Speaker 3: Who are these people that are one hundred and fifty
- 1:42:23Speaker 3: years old still getting Social Security money?
- 1:42:27Speaker 2: Hm?
- 1:42:27Speaker 3: Hashtag d O G E DOJ.
- 1:42:32Speaker 2: Damn. He's going down the rabbit hole. Man loves that ship.
- 1:42:37Speaker 3: I just want to see paperwork, Mega Man. I love
- 1:42:39Speaker 3: you though. Next one, the last one, I think, Man,
- 1:42:42Speaker 3: it's the painter. It's called Windy City because of politics,
- 1:42:46Speaker 3: not when.
- 1:42:48Speaker 2: Is that real? I didn't know that ship. To look
- 1:42:51Speaker 2: into that ship, shout out Chicago, Chicago in there, No,
- 1:42:57Speaker 2: I would like to.
- 1:42:59Speaker 3: The notebook is indeed a classic.
- 1:43:02Speaker 1: Did you go You went to the funeral home? I
- 1:43:05Speaker 1: mean I went to the memorial here?
- 1:43:07Speaker 2: Yeah, not in Chicago. Chicago was last night?
- 1:43:12Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
- 1:43:13Speaker 2: Ken?
- 1:43:13Speaker 3: Flores actually happened.
- 1:43:15Speaker 2: Yeah, one in his hometown.
- 1:43:16Speaker 1: That's what I was wondering if if I haven't heard
- 1:43:19Speaker 1: anything about it, it was big or anything I heard.
- 1:43:21Speaker 1: I heard they were having trouble getting a venue or
- 1:43:22Speaker 1: something like that.
- 1:43:23Speaker 2: They wouldn't let him do the parade when they wanted
- 1:43:25Speaker 2: to do a full parade for him. How big? I
- 1:43:28Speaker 2: don't know that. It's pretty.
- 1:43:31Speaker 3: That's a big thing.
- 1:43:32Speaker 2: That's a big thing to ask, not that you don't
- 1:43:34Speaker 2: have it, but like to ask the city, like, YO,
- 1:43:37Speaker 2: do a parade tonight.
- 1:43:39Speaker 3: It's so surreal, right Ken, Yeah, it's surreal.
- 1:43:47Speaker 2: Sad bro such his life. Bro, Yeah bye sad.
- 1:43:53Speaker 3: But that's why you do comedy, to lift yourself up.
- 1:43:57Speaker 3: If other people love what he wanted to everybody to do.
- 1:44:01Speaker 3: You know, don't stop.
- 1:44:02Speaker 2: Laugh no matter how bad ship is going, there's always
- 1:44:05Speaker 2: a laugh around the corner.
- 1:44:06Speaker 3: That is true.
- 1:44:08Speaker 1: I heard his story about like like how you go
- 1:44:11Speaker 1: to the hospital and then they get better and then
- 1:44:13Speaker 1: go with Dave bro you literally were running the gun
- 1:44:16Speaker 1: and I know, really running the guns, like the hospital,
- 1:44:19Speaker 1: but he checked.
- 1:44:21Speaker 2: Himself out going to do it. It's one of those things. Though.
- 1:44:29Speaker 3: You think the Dave Chappelle we have right now is
- 1:44:31Speaker 3: the real Dave Chappelle?
- 1:44:32Speaker 2: What do you think?
- 1:44:34Speaker 3: I think it is the real Dave Chappelle.
- 1:44:35Speaker 2: Do you think that it's possible for to be a
- 1:44:37Speaker 2: fake Dave Chappelle.
- 1:44:38Speaker 3: I'm sure there's always that possibility, but no in this case.
- 1:44:44Speaker 2: Okay, but what you pick and choose your conspiracies.
- 1:44:49Speaker 3: I don't believe he has a clone. I don't believe
- 1:44:51Speaker 3: he is a clone.
- 1:44:52Speaker 2: You believe in Joe Biden's clones? Yeah, I feel like they.
- 1:44:57Speaker 3: Would spend money on Biden and not on Dave Chappelle
- 1:44:59Speaker 3: as far as clones are concerned.
- 1:45:01Speaker 1: Okay, But when you say that's not Dave Chappelle.
- 1:45:04Speaker 3: You I'm saying it is Dave Chappelle.
- 1:45:06Speaker 2: Okay, but it is.
- 1:45:08Speaker 3: People are saying it's not.
- 1:45:08Speaker 2: Okay. But also when people say it's not that I
- 1:45:11Speaker 2: can also understand that they probably mean it's not who
- 1:45:14Speaker 2: he was, like they MK is true, the MK ultra
- 1:45:17Speaker 2: him was.
- 1:45:17Speaker 1: I'm trying to say, like I do believe the MK
- 1:45:19Speaker 1: ultra people like Kanye.
- 1:45:21Speaker 2: West, Like I feel that he got MK ultra Kanye West.
- 1:45:24Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think Kanye West definitely.
- 1:45:25Speaker 1: Got some MK ultra or they were trying to MK
- 1:45:28Speaker 1: ultra him or something happened, because you can remember when
- 1:45:31Speaker 1: he was all Trump.
- 1:45:33Speaker 3: Because even the most craziest quote unquote saying person, they
- 1:45:39Speaker 3: have a line, bro, this guy does not have a
- 1:45:42Speaker 3: line apparently.
- 1:45:43Speaker 1: Okay, so now she has gone okay now to get
- 1:45:46Speaker 1: get a little crazy, like we haven't already. You don't
- 1:45:50Speaker 1: think it's Do you think it's just a coincidence, this
- 1:45:52Speaker 1: whole Nazi thing, like like Elon Musk does this, then
- 1:45:58Speaker 1: you got fucking I wouldn't say, fuck the Jews. Then
- 1:46:00Speaker 1: you got fucking Kanye putting sub swastika.
- 1:46:05Speaker 2: You don't think it's like random propaganda.
- 1:46:06Speaker 1: You don't think it's systematic. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Well,
- 1:46:08Speaker 1: is this all coincidences? Like yeah, I think it's somehow
- 1:46:12Speaker 1: someone's like here here's some Nazi shit. Here, here someone's
- 1:46:15Speaker 1: promoting someone's like when you say he's m culture, I
- 1:46:17Speaker 1: really do think.
- 1:46:17Speaker 3: Like, like, do you remember the day before the inauguration
- 1:46:21Speaker 3: for Donald Trump. I don't know if you saw it.
- 1:46:24Speaker 3: I was watching it because of Smoking Scan. Shout out
- 1:46:26Speaker 3: to Smoking Scans. I don't know if you've seen his
- 1:46:30Speaker 3: rallies or whatever, but it was supposed to be like
- 1:46:32Speaker 3: a like a rally for this guy. Basically apparently in
- 1:46:35Speaker 3: these rallies he would show these like videos and it
- 1:46:39Speaker 3: would be very like pro Trump, very pro American, but
- 1:46:42Speaker 3: like it, I don't know if you've ever seen them before,
- 1:46:45Speaker 3: but they're fucking crazy, dude, because they're like put a
- 1:46:48Speaker 3: bunch of shit, like some propaganda shit, and then they
- 1:46:52Speaker 3: would put like popular top forty music after that, and
- 1:46:56Speaker 3: then they would play more propaganda shit and it would
- 1:46:59Speaker 3: be one one after the other, one after the other.
- 1:47:01Speaker 3: And I remember watching it and I'm like, damn, this
- 1:47:04Speaker 3: was really trying to brainwash people on the spot, like
- 1:47:06Speaker 3: that publicly crazy dog.
- 1:47:11Speaker 2: Just like I mean Trump, Just like fucking Okay, if
- 1:47:15Speaker 2: you know Kanye is o racist or whatever he always
- 1:47:17Speaker 2: said deaf con Jews, right, why would you give him
- 1:47:19Speaker 2: a fucking why would you give him a commercial on
- 1:47:21Speaker 2: the Super Bowl.
- 1:47:21Speaker 3: Because he paid it.
- 1:47:24Speaker 1: No, because you really want us to watch us get mad.
- 1:47:27Speaker 3: You want us all let to pay his way for something.
- 1:47:31Speaker 2: You can still say no, I'm pretty sure there was
- 1:47:32Speaker 2: someone else that was going two point.
- 1:47:34Speaker 3: Seven billion, not million billion.
- 1:47:36Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you love the Jews so much, you
- 1:47:38Speaker 1: take a little bit of it, You take a little
- 1:47:40Speaker 1: bit of an l take a little bit of an Now.
- 1:47:42Speaker 2: Well, okay, Kanye is doing two point five million, who
- 1:47:45Speaker 2: will do it for two million? I'm sure some kind
- 1:47:47Speaker 2: was like, I'll do it for two million, but obviously
- 1:47:48Speaker 2: Kanye will. I get that part. But if you they
- 1:47:51Speaker 2: want us to see this, they want us to get upset,
- 1:47:52Speaker 2: They want.
- 1:47:53Speaker 3: Us to be like, well, I don't want to see it.
- 1:47:55Speaker 2: Well they let they let you see. It was on
- 1:47:57Speaker 2: the Super Bowl.
- 1:47:57Speaker 3: They let you see because they were two seven billion.
- 1:48:00Speaker 3: You could there's other company you want, I think, do
- 1:48:05Speaker 3: anything you want, especially with social media propaganda. Yeah, I
- 1:48:08Speaker 3: don't know. We got two more super Chats, the Iron Giant.
- 1:48:12Speaker 3: What are you all? Thoughts on Elon bringing his son
- 1:48:14Speaker 3: to Trump's press conference Elon Kell Elon's kid tells Trump,
- 1:48:20Speaker 3: You're not the president. You need to go away?
- 1:48:22Speaker 2: Is that real?
- 1:48:23Speaker 1: I don't know, dog, I gotta looked at it.
- 1:48:25Speaker 2: You know what I heard, crimey ship that Michelle Obama.
- 1:48:32Speaker 2: That's been facts. That's not crimey, that's known again. I
- 1:48:37Speaker 2: want to see the You want to see that, fools, dick, Yes, oh, Ray,
- 1:48:40Speaker 2: I don't want to see it.
- 1:48:41Speaker 5: Bro.
- 1:48:42Speaker 2: He's like watching it. He's like, I'm gonna come.
- 1:48:45Speaker 3: Because it would literally solidify the fact that Michelle Obama
- 1:48:50Speaker 3: is a fucking dude or herm or whatever.
- 1:48:52Speaker 2: All right, but all right, I'm ur up on this.
- 1:48:55Speaker 1: Yeah, but I heard that Michelle Obama and Michael Obama
- 1:48:59Speaker 1: a big mike or at dinner, had like a presidential
- 1:49:02Speaker 1: dinner or whatever, and some the chef came in or
- 1:49:06Speaker 1: some worker from like the staff, and it used to be.
- 1:49:10Speaker 2: Michelle Obama's ex boyfriend. And Michelle Obama looked over at
- 1:49:16Speaker 2: Obama and said, if I would have married, if I
- 1:49:19Speaker 2: would have stuck with him, he would have been the president,
- 1:49:21Speaker 2: not you up. How do you know she said that,
- 1:49:24Speaker 2: because that's what it said.
- 1:49:25Speaker 1: On fucking that's what I heard.
- 1:49:27Speaker 3: Could have been a joke.
- 1:49:28Speaker 2: It's not joke, Obama, I would have been president with
- 1:49:31Speaker 2: or without you bass.
- 1:49:32Speaker 3: Like a president's joke. No, I don't know.
- 1:49:35Speaker 2: I don't know. To me, it's very I mean, that's
- 1:49:37Speaker 2: pretty fucked up. Yeah to Obama basically saying without you, you
- 1:49:41Speaker 2: wouldn't be shit. Without me, you wouldn't be shit. I
- 1:49:43Speaker 2: don't know.
- 1:49:44Speaker 1: I don't know if it's real. I don't know I
- 1:49:46Speaker 1: heard it. If the match hurt told me energy right there?
- 1:49:50Speaker 3: All right, I can see why last super chet from
- 1:49:55Speaker 3: Corina Marie, thank you for the two dollars super chats
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- 1:50:03Speaker 3: about it.
- 1:50:04Speaker 2: For Jake beche ca all right, guys, that's pretty much.
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- 1:53:11Speaker 3: And that's how we ended.