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"Indoctrinated" | Episode #304 | NSFW · Real. Guy. Pods.

• 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 It's shootin' folks. 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,000 But first, dad jokes. 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Bed time is a crisis! 4 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,000 [Laughter] 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,000 That's why I'm here right now. 6 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,000 [Laughter] 7 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,000 It's too hard. 8 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,000 They act like they've never been to sleep before. 9 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,000 [Laughter] 10 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Bed, what's that? 11 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,000 No, I don't want to do that. 12 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,000 [Laughter] 13 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 Then it becomes some hostage negotiation. 14 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,000 [Laughter] 15 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 But in reverse, 16 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 look, if you stay in there, 17 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000 I will give you whatever you want. 18 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 I will meet your demands. 19 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,000 What do you want a helicopter to kill, but anything? 20 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Just stay in there! 21 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,000 There's always one awake. 22 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Like they're taking shifts. 23 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:51,000 All right, all annoying them for midnight to two. 24 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Who wants three to sex? 25 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Now let's lie down and practice kicking them in our sleep. 26 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,000 [Laughter] 27 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Because my wife has instituted this open door policy 28 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,000 where if one of our kids has a nightmare, 29 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:09,000 they're welcome to come in our room and pee in our bed. 30 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 [Laughter] 31 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:15,000 Luckily, that only happens every night. 32 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,000 [Laughter] 33 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,000 [Laughter] 34 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Oh, we've got daddy show. 35 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,000 [Music] 36 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 What would you look at that? 37 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:31,000 It's based upon my calculation. 38 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,000 2025. 39 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Holy crap. 40 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 Look at that. 41 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 It's 2025, Mr. Chad. 42 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Welcome to the Dad's Home Podcast. 43 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,000 The first episode for 2025. 44 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,000 I'm Bauer. 45 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,000 That is Mr. Chad. 46 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Happy New Year, everybody. 47 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Happy New Year to you, sir. 48 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 Yes. 49 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Hopefully you had a wonderful New Year's Eve. 50 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,000 I don't stay awake to midnight anymore. 51 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000 That's how old I am. 52 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 I think I'm even older than that. 53 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:06,000 I watched Matt Locke around 730 took my cheer at all 54 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,000 and then went to bed. 55 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Nice. That's fantastic. 56 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:16,000 I haven't yet watched the Kathy Bates version of whatever the... 57 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 I know, right. 58 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 And what happened to Kathy Bates? 59 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:23,000 That looks like the woman who... 60 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 She's half the size of the old Kathy Bates. 61 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,000 The other Kathy Bates ate this Kathy Bates. 62 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 I guess so. 63 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 And then she went over to the newsletters. 64 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,000 This is what's left for Kathy Bates. 65 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Yeah, or it's ozampic, one of the two. 66 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,000 I know what. 67 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 I think that she's talked about... 68 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,000 One of the things was she went through a whole regiment of... 69 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:46,000 My wife actually, Kim's done makeup on her and says she's an old woman person. 70 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,000 And was saying that she... 71 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,000 At that time, which was a couple of years ago, was concerned about her health, 72 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,000 had health issues and wanted to lose a bunch of weight. 73 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 So that was the plan. 74 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,000 She was going to get with a physician and trainer and... 75 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Hollywood's got that... 76 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,000 You throw a rock out the door. 77 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 You're hitting a trainer someplace in Los Angeles. 78 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:07,000 So she got a trainer, as I understand it, but then for the last little bit 79 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 that she needed to go with, she went with the ozampic. 80 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 And that's the Kathy Bates we have now. 81 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,000 So I think she looks fantastic. 82 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:18,000 But I think, if I remember correctly, I think I heard what she's done with this show, 83 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,000 what she's finished... 84 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,000 I don't know if she's supposed to be like the daughter or the grand... 85 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,000 I don't remember exactly how this comes into play here for... 86 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 But that's... she's retiring. 87 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 That's going to be it for us. 88 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 She's going to be all done with acting altogether. 89 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 So... 90 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 That's... 91 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 I think, I think, I think, James... 92 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:37,000 James Judy Dench said the same thing and then she did a three more bond conflict. 93 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Yeah, there will be... 94 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:42,000 There will be something that somebody will come signing on Kathy Bates for you. 95 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 She was like, "I didn't mean anything about that retire." 96 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 So everybody said that. 97 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 That's just joking. 98 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 That's all I was saying. 99 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 But this... the script was so good. 100 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 I just... I had to do it. 101 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 It was... 102 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 I had to do it. 103 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Needed to get done. 104 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Yeah. 105 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 My New Year's Eve was also spent... 106 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:58,000 And I'd like to first congratulate and thank Mr. Chad for this. 107 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 We kicked off the evening. 108 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:05,000 We had another family come over, a friend of my oldest daughter who plays softball together. 109 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000 And the family came over and we know them very well. 110 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 And they came over for New Year's Eve. 111 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 And we had a white elephant party, 112 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,000 which I'll get to in just a second. 113 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:16,000 But I kicked the whole shindig off. 114 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 It came over a little bit late. 115 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 You don't know when you're inviting somebody over for New Year's. 116 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 If they're going to stay till New Year's. 117 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000 They're going to stay till like nine or ten. 118 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,000 What are we talking about? 119 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,000 You got a plan that they're going to be here for the whole New Year's. 120 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,000 And then maybe even have too much to drink that they've got to stay the night. 121 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 That's... you have to prepare for that part of things. 122 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:38,000 There's like four or five different levels of potential outcomes. 123 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Right. 124 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Like I know if I had Mr. Chad over for New Year's. 125 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Oh, I'm staying. 126 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,000 You're staying the night. 127 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 You're not leaving till after breakfast the next morning. 128 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 I'm very... 129 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Throw me down... 130 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Yeah, throw me down the stairs and let me like pass out in the basement. 131 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 I'm good. 132 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Fully, fully aware of that. 133 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,000 In addition, all the drunken singing we'd be doing after New Year's Eve. 134 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Oh, well... 135 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 And there's that. 136 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Yeah. 137 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 See chantes. 138 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 No doubt. 139 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,000 But I thanks to Mr. Chad. 140 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:08,000 We had Apple cider margaritas. 141 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 I had a boy... 142 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 At a boy... 143 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,000 At a boy... 144 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 And I just want to say... 145 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 And those were popular. 146 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Huge hit for everybody at the party. 147 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,000 And then you never... 148 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 I never know what I'm going to make for guests either because you... 149 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Or A, I don't know who drinks and doesn't drink. 150 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,000 B, I don't know who's doing that silly... 151 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Dry January bullshit thing. 152 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Which if you're doing that... 153 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 I was... 154 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,000 I was doing that up until about 20 minutes ago. 155 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 That's how long I lasted. 156 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,000 I didn't even make it... 157 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 I like as soon as New Year's hit. 158 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 I was already drinking. 159 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,000 So there was no point. 160 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,000 I just figured, "Fuck it, maybe next year." 161 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 But so I... 162 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 I want to say this... 163 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,000 So I didn't know what to... 164 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 We didn't know what to make. 165 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 You know, you get... 166 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Do you get beard? 167 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Do you get some... 168 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 You get some wine? 169 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Do you get a little bit of both? 170 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Or do you get to buy a whole bunch of like different types of alcohol now that maybe you didn't have it for? 171 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Do I have to get micro-brews? 172 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Because maybe he's a micro-brew drinker. 173 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000 So I got to think of all these things. 174 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,000 But I'm just like flat out. 175 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,000 Nope. 176 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,000 We are going straight up. 177 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 And if they don't like it, fuck it. 178 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,000 We're going straight up. 179 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,000 We're going straight up. 180 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,000 Apple cider margarita. 181 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,000 And I had made it. 182 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,000 You would send it to me at the beginning of the month. 183 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,000 And I had made it. 184 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,000 That's right. 185 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,000 It was amazing. 186 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 What I didn't do that time, though, Mr. Chess, I didn't. 187 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:23,000 I did not use the salt combo with the cinnamon and the sugar and the... 188 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,000 Yes. 189 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 Oh no, too. 190 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 That is... 191 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,000 That is the thing. 192 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,000 That's what... 193 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,000 And I'll tell you... 194 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,000 I'll tell you. 195 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 You are 100% right because we did it for New Year's Eve. 196 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 I made that for New Year's Eve. 197 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Now again, when I go out and I get my margarita on the rocks at whatever... 198 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 You know, Mexican place, I'm going to wherever bar I'm having. 199 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 I usually don't get salt on the rim. 200 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 It's just my thing. 201 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 I just don't prefer it. 202 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,000 My wife will get salt. 203 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 I get no salt. 204 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,000 So... 205 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 But this time... 206 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Now, I did... 207 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,000 I did fuck this up. 208 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:54,000 And we're going to run down at the bottom of the screen here. 209 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 The recipe for the margarita... 210 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Oh, look at that. 211 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,000 There it is. 212 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 We'll also put it in the notes of this podcast. 213 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,000 You'll find it realguyradio.com. 214 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:05,000 So you'll have the recipe there to get it and use it yourself as well. 215 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 I... 216 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 With the rim... 217 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 When you salt the rim, you're supposed to use... 218 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 According to the recipe you sent me. 219 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 So it's to use salt, sugar, cinnamon... 220 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 And... 221 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 A patch of cayenne pepper. 222 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,000 Yeah. 223 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,000 I am pepper. 224 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,000 I left out the sugar. 225 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Oh... 226 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Now, you might say... 227 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,000 Negative ghostwriter. 228 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,000 You might say what Chad just said. 229 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Negative ghostwriter. 230 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 But I'll say this. 231 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000 Everybody loved it. 232 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,000 Everybody loved it. 233 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,000 Interesting. 234 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 It brought out... 235 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,000 It had the salty and then it had the cinnamon, of course. 236 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000 But it had the cayenne pepper. 237 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:44,000 So it popped a little bit, which was already perfect with the sweet apple cider margarita. 238 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,000 Oh, the drink, yes. 239 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,000 It was perfect. 240 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,000 It was a great combination. 241 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,000 My wife absolutely loved it. 242 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,000 And she said, I told her when everybody else was away. 243 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 I'm like, "I fucked up and I was supposed to put sugar." 244 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 And she's like, "I'm glad you didn't. 245 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,000 It'd been too sweet." 246 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000 So it worked out perfectly for us. 247 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Oh, good. 248 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 I know. 249 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Okay. 250 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,000 Either that mistake made me feel happy. 251 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Yeah, there's no mistakes. 252 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,000 They're just happy accidents. 253 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Exactly. 254 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:11,000 So that happy accident led to a wonderful night of us enjoying ourselves for a New Year's party. 255 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,000 No thanks. 256 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,000 I mean, absolutely 100%. 257 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,000 It's all about you. 258 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,000 You scored this for me because I wasn't sure what I was going to make. 259 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,000 You can't make white russians on a New Year's Eve party. 260 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,000 So this was perfect. 261 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 We had a couple of pictures of this. 262 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 And this is what was left from it. 263 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,000 I'm having it tonight here. 264 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Thank you so much, Mr. Chad. 265 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Beautiful. 266 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Beautiful. 267 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 I am so glad. 268 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,000 That is tasty stuff, man. 269 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,000 I got to say. 270 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 It really is. 271 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:39,000 Yeah, I drank mine a New Year's Day right before the Texas Arizona State Game. 272 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Nice. 273 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,000 It was good. 274 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:48,000 I had a little mellow going into the game because at the end of that game, I actually ended up in the ER with heart palpitations. 275 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,000 What? 276 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 I'm kidding. 277 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000 I had no kidding. 278 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000 I've been there. 279 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 I trust me. 280 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,000 It was a line. 281 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,000 But, yeah, you know. 282 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,000 Yeah, you know. 283 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Yeah. 284 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,000 I've got a, that was fun to watch, though. 285 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 I've got EMT's on call for tomorrow night. 286 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,000 So, I bet you do. 287 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,000 I'm going to see how that's got you. 288 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,000 I've got you. 289 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:09,000 One of the questions I had and I thought it would bring us to the table here. 290 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,000 I don't know if you've done white elephant parties before or not. 291 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Sure. 292 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:19,000 But it's always, it's a good way to, when you've got friends coming over to get to know exactly what these people are like. 293 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Like you can have fun gifts. 294 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:26,000 You have like a little bit of the, sort of the, the serious gift that, you know, was something that you got that you're 295 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:31,000 re-gifting at this point or maybe you've got a couple of other things that you just sit around the house that you want to get rid of. 296 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:36,000 As you can see by the shelves behind me here, tons of stuff I could get rid of at a moment's notice. 297 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:42,000 But you've got serious stuff, fun stuff my wife likes to go out and pick up a couple of extra things. 298 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:49,000 So, she likes, my wife likes to have like five gifts for every person involved practically, practically. 299 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:55,000 And then most of them are just small, they'll think sometimes they're candy, sometimes they're, you know, whatever might be. 300 00:09:55,000 --> 00:10:02,000 The people that we invited came over, they brought three gifts, one from each of them, one gift from each of the people that came over. 301 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:07,000 And, and we had 40,000 for them when they got here. 302 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:12,000 I think it's a little weird, but that's how my wife wanted to roll the time, we rolled. 303 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:23,000 And then as we're getting ready to, to, to, everybody sitting down around the living room, getting ready to kick into this, I realize nobody's discussed with the rules or how we're going to do this goes. 304 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000 Like I've, I don't know. 305 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,000 I don't know. 306 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Okay. 307 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:35,000 So, I'm curious as to what a, what is sort of by far must do elephant party protocol, a white elephant party protocol. 308 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:50,000 And then B, are there any specific rules that you have that, that you like, we weren't sure how many times you could steal a gift, the one thing about, if you've never been to a white elephant party, you're getting rid of some of the shit you got for Christmas or that you had around the house that you just don't want anymore, you wrap it up, you give it to somebody else, right? 309 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 That's basically the end of the boy, so. 310 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:57,000 And then you put it in paper, you put it in paper that's already been used once or twice, so. 311 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Right. 312 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:08,000 And that's the, we, I spent an hour before everybody got there wrapping that stuff and putting it into paper that's already opening the trash bound and I. 313 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:13,000 And so I've doing all that taping and all that kind of stuff, getting it back together, but. 314 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:18,000 We start to realize like, what are the rules? How many times can you steal the gift because that's a big part of the white elephant party? 315 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:23,000 Are you doing numbers or names drawn out of a hat to see who's going to go first and so on? 316 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Because usually it starts with, you know, you've got however many people are there, numbers in the hat you go around, hand around the hat. 317 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:33,000 This is what we ended up doing on New Year's Eve, pulling out a number one through seven or whatever it was that we had. 318 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:37,000 And those people draw in that order and then you just go back again and number one. 319 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:41,000 And that's after the first round, that's when you can start stealing. 320 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Oh, we wait for you guys made it complex. 321 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 I feel like we did. 322 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 I feel like it was too complex. 323 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:56,000 But you also had 40,000 gifts to give away. So it's like, okay, round 27. 324 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,000 Everybody was done. Everybody was tired. 325 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,000 And then people were like, I don't, I don't, I don't even know if I want to keep this gift. 326 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,000 Like I don't, how am I going to, I got to have another one. 327 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,000 So can I go home to another white elephant party and get rid of this shit? 328 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,000 It was, it was, it was silly is what it was. 329 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,000 And you're trying to like, we had specific ones like we know that they're cat. 330 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:19,000 They do, they had, they run cat adoption out of their home. And so we got in this big like cat play thing. 331 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,000 We want to make sure they got it. 332 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,000 And it was ending up towards the end that they weren't going to open this thing. 333 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,000 I'm like, fuck you and take it. Come on. 334 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:32,000 So it was, it was very, get the keys to their car. We'll put it in their trunk. 335 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,000 There's got to be an easier way. It did, dude, I can't tell you how you're like, 336 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,000 not just go ahead and take this. Just take it with you. We don't want it here. 337 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 Please take it with you when you leave. 338 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:46,000 What, what are their hard and fast rules that make it simpler than what I had to go through? 339 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:51,000 Because it became a, as we were literally get the numbers, we're already drawn. 340 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:55,000 We're about to draw the first pick, the first gift. 341 00:12:55,000 --> 00:13:00,000 And we weren't sure where we going to wait till after the first round before you did your first steal. 342 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 Where you're going to wait till right after the first pick. 343 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 You can do your first steal. 344 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:09,000 How many times could there be a steal before that gift was off limits from being stolen anymore? 345 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:14,000 Those kinds of things all come into question, which when I say it out loud here in my head, 346 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:19,000 it sounds really boring, but it's actually a fun party. It's a good time to have. 347 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:29,000 Yeah. It's funny. White elf and gifts are one of those things or white-event gift parties are like either you love them or you hate them, right? 348 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,000 Yes. 349 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:38,000 You love them because there's this silliness and this fun to it where the gifts aren't always like thoughtful or interesting or neat or neat. 350 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 You know, needed, right? 351 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,000 I know one white elf and gift party I went to. 352 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,000 My friend gave me a t-shirt that had a picture of him on the front of it. 353 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 That was his white elf and gift, right? 354 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 And I ended up with it. 355 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:56,000 And like somebody stole it from me and I stole it back because I was like, no, it's my fucking t-shirt because my friend's face is on the front of the t-shirt. 356 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,000 I'm like, you know, you know, that guy. Why are you taking the t-shirt? 357 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,000 I know, right. I know. It's like, yeah. 358 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:09,000 So there's that level of it, but then there's some people who are like, oh, it's such a waste of time. Like, why are we doing this? 359 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000 Yeah. 360 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:15,000 Oh, it's, you're gonna hurt people's feelings because they're gonna steal their gift and then they don't have a gift and then they want that gift. 361 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,000 And then it's like, that's kind of the whole point of it. 362 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:22,000 And if you take it too seriously, then don't play. 363 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000 Right. Don't come to the party. 364 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Right. I was so happy. 365 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:30,000 You gotta go into it just be like, let's have some fun. 366 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000 What? 367 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,000 Ground rules are, this is just fun. You're just getting rid of your shit is what it is in essence. 368 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:43,000 And somebody's gonna steal, there might be something in there that you end up going, well, I could use that or I want to or or we're gonna stop by goodwill on the way home and drop it off. 369 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000 You're gonna do it all off. 370 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,000 And that's the fun of the gift, right? 371 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:58,000 It's part of the fun of the party. I've had one of our neighbors one year when we were in Connecticut, the gayest man. 372 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,000 But also the straightest gay man you'd ever meet. 373 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:11,000 The dude could fix the shit out of any car and hats in his garage like hydraulic lifts to work on cars and he could fucking do any built an entire, 374 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:18,000 like he in his garage, he built an entire repair shop and then over the top of the garage had like a gay disco. 375 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 It was the craziest thing. 376 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:23,000 So he was fantastic. 377 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:31,000 Absolutely love him. So he was the gayest guy, but also the he would make you feel like you were gay because he was so good at the straight stuff. 378 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 It was it's insane. 379 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:38,000 And he was, when is he comes over for the party and he had wrapped up straight and I'm gayer than you. 380 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:44,000 He literally sucked a man's dick after the party and I felt gayer than him. 381 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:51,000 He came over and gave us old gay porn that on VHS, they had nobody had. 382 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000 Oh my god. 383 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:57,000 He wrapped it up, which I just thought was hilarious, not remotely offended by it. 384 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:01,000 I think I was the one who opened it. I'm like, holy shit, this is hilarious. 385 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:06,000 When somebody when he went and stole it away again at the end. 386 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,000 Anyways, there's there's fun in these white elephant parts. 387 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Absolutely. 388 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:14,000 I've had, so I get rule. 389 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 I guess rule. 390 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:20,000 As I've played it, I have, we've, I've had very best, the similar experience. 391 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:31,000 I've never had like, there's, so when I've done it, you can, it's, how many times you can steal a gift is kind of the one thing that is maybe, 392 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:36,000 like, you can do kind of whatever you want, right? 393 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Like, hey, three, two, one doesn't matter. 394 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000 We do two. 395 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000 That's how we've done it. 396 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:46,000 The gifts are, so like, say seven people in a room, right? 397 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 There's seven gifts. 398 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000 They go into the center. 399 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,000 First person picks a gift, opens it up. 400 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:57,000 Next person steals it or opens up another gift and it just goes all around. 401 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,000 It goes once. 402 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000 Like, they just, there's once. 403 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000 That's it. 404 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:06,000 And then, of course, every brain, right, unless everybody brings like 16 or 17 gifts and then we're going to be there all night. 405 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,000 Yeah, no, that's, it's kind of simple. 406 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,000 It's just like, pile of gifts, go in order. 407 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000 You can steal it once or twice and game over. 408 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Everybody goes, you're saying about this because it doesn't take to long. 409 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Simple. 410 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000 No, simple. 411 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:26,000 You could be in and out and have, like, you could finish a drink and be done with the whole thing and be ready for your next portal. 412 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000 Totally. 413 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,000 Yeah, my kids, they might have a kids Christmas party for her softball team. 414 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000 Yeah. 415 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000 They did a wide elephant gift. 416 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000 Oh, nice. 417 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,000 Yeah, there's, you know, like 16 girls or whatever it was. 418 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:42,000 So 15 presents, big pile of the middle, they went around the room and, you know, some of the gifts are like really cool. 419 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:47,000 Like flower Legos and shit and other ones were like, you know, silly mugs that look like a cat. 420 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000 You know, it's like, all right, whatever. 421 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000 So it was a mix of types of gifts. 422 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000 Yeah. 423 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 Or like some, you know, gift cards and stuff. 424 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:58,000 So I think because the girls and the team probably didn't know each other really well. 425 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,000 They're like, well, I'm not going to bring something totally stupid. 426 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Yeah. 427 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000 So that's the thing too. 428 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,000 I think it's sort of know your audience in terms of what you bring for a gift. 429 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 I found that to be valuable. 430 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,000 Like for me, that was an aha moment watching those girls do it. 431 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:19,000 If I may, as a quick note to that, my wife reminded us at this white elephant party when we finished it all up that one time, 432 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:23,000 not too many years ago, when we were back in Connecticut, we had a white elephant party. 433 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:29,000 We hosted and one of my eldest daughter's friends who she didn't know all that well. 434 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:35,000 And the parents had just moved to this town literally from a part of Africa. 435 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:42,000 And we invited them over for the white elephant party and they were she the mother was excited. 436 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:48,000 She was, she was, she was, she was, I would not say she didn't seem outwardly excited. 437 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:52,000 And I don't know if she told any of her friends that she was going to the white elephant party like she was excited like that. 438 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000 But she was happy to be there. 439 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:59,000 She was happy to be making the acquaintance of all these people and friends and whatnot. And my, of course, my daughter and her daughter got along great. 440 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:08,000 But we ended up, she ended up leaving the party that night with, and I don't remember exactly if it was like what you know, 441 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:14,000 you go to those, those gag gift shops and the gittish and shops and they've got the rubber poop in the plastic bag. 442 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:22,000 I, I, she left with one of those nice and didn't know what to make of the white elephant. 443 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:27,000 What to make of this whole white elephant party having come from Africa. And here we are. 444 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Okay, see you later. Happy new year. Enjoy your poop. She was offended by the whole thing. 445 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000 Oh no. 446 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:41,000 You sell them on, okay, this is a really stupid idea. And it, it, it didn't just for the party in general. 447 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,000 And this is just how we're all getting rid of stuff that we don't want. 448 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 And, and it's in our house. We're trying to get rid of it. 449 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:54,000 And somehow she ended up with that and I think let, we never saw her or talk to her again. And like it, I think she was completely offended by that. 450 00:19:54,000 --> 00:20:03,000 And I think that that's where you have to, like you said, know your audience. Be careful enough to go, maybe the rubber poop works for the teenage girls in the softball team, 451 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,000 but maybe not necessarily for all the adults that would become. 452 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:12,000 Yeah, I, I, I knew person who's moved to this country from Africa, say, right? 453 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:17,000 And that's just the thing about it. Yeah. Like we probably should have thought about that ahead of time. 454 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:25,000 And maybe held a little back on the cocktails before that. And then known I should be stealing that gift from her and giving her some a chance to get something else. 455 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000 Exactly. 456 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:31,000 As a host, I might want to do that, but, uh, no, like with that responsibility. 457 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,000 Mike, you forgot your fake dog poop. 458 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,000 What's not living with this poop? 459 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:43,000 But I made it just for you. I know. That's no point. 460 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:49,000 So anyways, okay, so those are, I think some good ground rules. And again, I would make the suggestion like you're saying, simple, know your audience. 461 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000 That's it. 462 00:20:50,000 --> 00:21:02,000 You want to get it out. Have the white alpha party, but like everything else, like, like, like, like five and a half hours of Ryan C. Crest or a drunken Anderson Cooper, leave them wanting more. 463 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:12,000 Don't only kill on it, leave them wanting more. That's what you want to have with your white elephant party. You want them to come back next year and bring the gay VHS tape. 464 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:16,000 You don't want them to go. I'm offended. And I'm never coming back to another white elephant party. 465 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,000 That's right. That's absolutely 1000%. Okay. 466 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000 I like that. 467 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:30,000 No reason. No, didn't. I also say it adds if you, if you throw in that third steal of the white elephant gift, now you're just, now you're just drawing this thing out a little bit more. 468 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:42,000 I think two deals is a little more painful to yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. So good rules there. We'll also include those rules in our notes for going forward. That way in case you wonder, you can always refer back to this episode of the show. 469 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:52,000 You can always refer back to the notes and get those rules. So they're already planned out for you. You got nothing else to worry about. And if you've got any you'd like to add, please feel free to reach out at realguyradio.com. 470 00:21:52,000 --> 00:22:04,000 One of the places that you can go. We're also setting up a substack so that you'll be able to reach out to us there as well. So all that kind of stuff. We are available and at dad's home podcast on all the social medias. 471 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:12,000 I believe that's what they're called these days. I'm not positive on that. But that's the social media is the social media is the case maybe. Yeah. 472 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:24,000 All right. Mr. Chad, one of the things that I definitely wanted to get to here today includes the fact that we're going to have a revised edition of hey nice twits. 473 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:35,000 Coming up here. And I think this is a legitimate concern. We kind of I've brushed on the subject a little bit before we've talked a little bit about it, but we're going to bring it to the table here. 474 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:47,000 What are the things that as a parent you make sure you introduce your kids to is an indoctrination sure it's indoctrination, but there's certain things as a parent you have a right to indoctrinate your child on. 475 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:59,000 And I want to know what some of those are. I'll give you what the ones are that I've learned my lesson from and feel like I can I can puff my chest out and say that I'm a good parent for having indoctrinated my kid with blank. 476 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:09,000 We'll talk about that. Chad will get some of yours as well and then we'll read some of the ones that people have been talking about all still to come plus we got at least. 477 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:23,000 I mean, there's more to it than this. We've got at least three tonight that we have to make a decision on for the 2025 worst parent bracket one of which I think is an over the top winner, but I don't want to be the only one that makes a call on this. 478 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:33,000 You're going to have to help out. That's fair. I got you. I got you. Don't tell me who you're thinking because then let me let me look and see if we're we mind meld on right. 479 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:39,000 We'll see if we feel it's the same. I fact, I'll write mine down on a piece of paper here like match game and I'll just hold on to it. 480 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:49,000 And then whatever you pick, we'll see if it's the right one will unveil it here when we get to the worst parent 2025 and who gets loaded into the bracket coming up here because we're only a couple of months away from the March madness. 481 00:23:49,000 --> 00:24:01,000 It is the worst parent 2025 bracket. So we got to get all of that on the roll making up on us. Yeah, it's almost here and ready to go. So that's all coming up still to come here on the dad's home podcast. 482 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:11,000 It's hard enough to drink until the endless hours of the morning if you are celebrity. 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Police arrested teen pop star Justin Bieber today after an investigation revealed he is not a 16 year old heartthrob, but rather a 51 year old pedophile in disguise. 492 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:48,000 Waring a wig at a rubbery mask, Bieber, born Michael Kodin 1959 spent years cultivating an image as a sensitive teenager and penning innocently suggestive songs like Down to Earth and first dance all with the intention of surrounding himself with few best-ent girls and fondling them. 493 00:25:48,000 --> 00:26:01,000 While telling his fans he was a virgin, he traveled across the country abusing girls and all 50 states and retrospect something as diabolical as Justin Bieber could only have been the product of remorseless sex theme. 494 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:09,000 Criminal psychologist Dr. Hannah Carrier says the lyrics code wrote and performed as Bieber manipulated the naive minds of thousands of underage girls. 495 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:20,000 The songs are full of concepts like sharing special moments and forbidden love. These are fairly standard tropes among active pedophiles just thinking about how Justin Bieber's mind works gives me chills. 496 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:39,000 To maintain his cover, Kod created an elaborate backstory enrolling in the Canadian high school and hiring a heroine addicted prostitute deposes his mother. Kod was able to avoid widespread suspicion until earlier this year when this photo was posted on TMZ, showing what appears to be Bieber's face peeling off during a concert in Lafayette, Louisiana. 497 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:54,000 In yesterday, the police investigation uncovered rare footage of Kod performing in his home without his Bieber disguise. 498 00:26:54,000 --> 00:27:00,000 For his victims, they arrest bring some relief but cannot erase the memories of being abused by the synthetic teenage pervert. 499 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,000 The snob in your old was molested by Bieber after a concert in Des Moines. 500 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:14,000 The victim had to go because my mom was waiting but he grabbed me and told me I was a special angel and then he asked me to pee all over him. 501 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:19,000 Bieber faces up to 75 years behind bars but officials say he will almost certainly be murdered in prison. 502 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:24,000 Next, we'll tell you which extent plot is available in Body Wash. 503 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:39,000 Welcome back, Dad's Home Podcasts. I'm Bauer, that's Mr. Chad. 504 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:48,000 I'm looking ahead at some of the scheduling that we've got coming up for Dad's Home Podcasts and there's one episode in particular Chad where you and I will be... 505 00:27:48,000 --> 00:28:03,000 Well there's two actually we're planning on. There are a couple of games where we're being challenged and we're doing some challenging ourselves and I believe we're going to get our kids involved in some of the challenging here as well. 506 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:12,000 When it comes to not just but including Yacht Rock between your daughter and my older daughter. 507 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:23,000 But in addition to that you and I are going to go mono a mono with the most difficult sex questions that parents have to deal with. 508 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000 I hope you're ready. 509 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000 Bring it on. 510 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,000 I don't know yet if it's going to be a... 511 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:39,000 We're going to answer those questions or we have to just guess what those questions are because both of those sound fun to me. 512 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,000 Both of them sound incredibly fun. 513 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:47,000 Yeah so if we're coming up with the questions though what is the prospect of this is our kids asking us the questions? 514 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:59,000 I think it all become clear as we get into it but I believe it's going to be along the lines of these are what some of the professionals say are the hardest questions for parents to talk about with the kids and we have to... 515 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:13,000 We're going to have to figure out what they are like is it hey dad what do I do with this gay VHS tape in the living that I got in a white elephant as a white elephant gift. 516 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000 My softball team. 517 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:20,000 I'm said it was a white elephant gift you got from Uncle Allen. I don't know. I don't know what's going on here. 518 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:36,000 So anyways I'm just saying I don't know what's in there going to be some we're going to have some some some critical game is going on to kick off twenty twenty five here and upcoming episodes of the dad's home podcast so always feel free to check that out at realguyradio.com where you can get the audio version of the podcast. 519 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:46,000 It's also available everywhere you get your podcast these days we depreciated if you leave a little comment and maybe even rate it for us that be fantastic I'd like twenty twenty five to be the year of the dad. 520 00:29:46,000 --> 00:30:00,000 I'd like the dad's home podcast to just take off and I'm not saying that Mr. Chad because we've been doing this goddamn thing for ten years now because I've been doing this goddamn thing for ten years now officially I started the dad's home podcast in 2015 can you believe that shit. 521 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:15,000 I started back in 2015 and we're only on the third season so you do the math so what I'm saying is I'd like to see this year just kick off with the year of the dad. 522 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:35,000 Twenty twenty five the year of the dad and that the dad's home podcast just kind of sweeps the nation so by all means not only rate and review but then if you've got parental friends whether it be at a white elephant party and you're drunk off of apple cider margaritas or you're just killing time in between figuring out who's going to open the next gift at the white elephant party. 523 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:49,000 You can pass along hey have you heard the dad's home podcast and then tell maybe five or six friends about it at the driving range at the softball field wherever it may be pass it along to people and let's see if we get in the line for a repulse. 524 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:55,000 Let's see if we can get this spreading like herpes is what I'm trying to say folks that's that's my goal. 525 00:30:55,000 --> 00:31:05,000 That's not the dad twenty twenty five the year of the dad and the herpes now let's not combine that together let's not make a dad herpes no no dad her. 526 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:14,000 Want that to happen but I would say that if you could kind of put a comma parentheses full stop someplace in there that would be fantastic thank you so much. 527 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:40,000 We have done here before called hey nice twits where usually we'll take a look and I don't I mean I have things to change in a couple of years right chat a couple of years ago when we were doing season two of this podcast Twitter was a thing now virtually nobody's on Twitter these days anymore so I outside of Elon Musk and perhaps soon to be president Trump virtually nobody I know is on Twitter anymore I go there for softball drills. 528 00:31:40,000 --> 00:32:09,000 And not bad right that's kind of what I go there for occasionally there'll be like a band that I follow that I'll see posting there but I'm rarely there looking I did find myself this week looking at tweets now it used to be this game was about guessing who the celebrity Twitter was who had tweeted the celebrity tweet this is going to be a different version of it this is one that's going to be all parents and we are going to pick the best tweet of twits. 529 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,000 The best tweet of twenty twenty four. 530 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:29,000 Are you ready for that Mister chat I brought on ready bring it on fine production staff are fine production staff here has created the top three list that we will be choosing from the best three tweets from parents in twenty twenty four before we go any further we got to hit the intro. 531 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:36,000 Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter. 532 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:49,000 Nice tweets all right that said we will give you the top three here we go the number three at least we'll pick out the best one here but number three that is being presented to us right now is from its 533 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:54,320 like there's not enough shit at the end of the year, can you also get your kid a white 534 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,720 elephant gift for a class party tomorrow? 535 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,420 Look at that, how that fits right in nicely with what we're talking about. 536 00:32:58,420 --> 00:32:59,420 That's fantastic. 537 00:32:59,420 --> 00:33:00,620 Those together like that is kind of right. 538 00:33:00,620 --> 00:33:12,220 By the way, I finished my cider, so I'm gonna just go straight, Haney, I mean, fail 539 00:33:12,220 --> 00:33:13,420 a world don, world don sir. 540 00:33:13,420 --> 00:33:16,580 All right, now that's a solid one, and like anything, we know this as a soft ball dads 541 00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:17,580 two. 542 00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:20,680 Just when you start to say, okay, finally, I'm putting a little money aside for Christmas 543 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:24,360 gifts all of a sudden boom, there's another payment due for your travel team, your kid 544 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,400 needs a new bat, there's gloves, there's some kind of equipment, there's a tournament 545 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,940 that's coming up and you got to have a hotel stay, any of those things all coming. 546 00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:35,740 So there's never really a moment that you're not pouring extra cash into your kids via 547 00:33:35,740 --> 00:33:38,820 school or whatever their after school programs may be, right? 548 00:33:38,820 --> 00:33:39,820 For sure. 549 00:33:39,820 --> 00:33:40,820 Absolutely. 550 00:33:40,820 --> 00:33:44,560 What's the outside of, I'm trying to think what I've had to just, I mean, like I had to 551 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:45,560 get new cleats. 552 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:50,880 We're in different parts of the country, you're Texas, I'm Michigan, it's cold as shit 553 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:56,660 out here, it's 15 degrees, snow on the ground, I believe a windshield factor is about five 554 00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:58,940 right now, so it's five degrees outside. 555 00:33:58,940 --> 00:34:02,600 We're not playing outdoor, any place, we're playing, you guys are inside. 556 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,920 Yeah, we have a tournament coming up indoors, it's a one day tournament coming up in two 557 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,960 weeks, so I had to get new turf shoes for my daughter. 558 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,960 For the worst, for me, yeah. 559 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:14,340 Got to, we're through the road through those things real quick. 560 00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:20,140 So between the bat, the new bat that I had to buy or ending up, ending the summer league, 561 00:34:20,140 --> 00:34:23,800 these new cleats, you're constantly just pouring money out in addition to, hey, you're playing 562 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,020 travel ball, you got to do that. 563 00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:30,300 But what's the most recent expenditure you've had for softball? 564 00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:33,860 You don't have to tell me the amount, but what did you have to pay out that you're just 565 00:34:33,860 --> 00:34:37,220 like, shit? 566 00:34:37,220 --> 00:34:44,780 So the travel ball team, team dues, that was, that was really due like four days ago, you 567 00:34:44,780 --> 00:34:46,100 know, first of the month. 568 00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:48,540 That was the absolute last, that was the last one. 569 00:34:48,540 --> 00:34:50,540 Yeah, before that though. 570 00:34:50,540 --> 00:34:52,620 Yeah, give me some money. 571 00:34:52,620 --> 00:34:53,620 Yeah. 572 00:34:53,620 --> 00:34:57,180 No, before that though, it was the bat because the other one had finally craft out on her, 573 00:34:57,180 --> 00:35:02,700 and yeah, so this, you got to, yes, but spent whatever it cost to buy new baths for our 574 00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:03,700 children. 575 00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:05,100 Yeah. 576 00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:08,940 And I showed you, I sent you what I thought was a great way to appreciate it. 577 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:09,940 I did tell her. 578 00:35:09,940 --> 00:35:15,420 Yeah, I was going to say, I did tell her though, you know, Merry Christmas, this is your present. 579 00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:16,420 Very nice. 580 00:35:16,420 --> 00:35:21,300 Very, I think I did the same thing. 581 00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:24,340 I think I held off as long as I could, but I did the same thing because I knew she needed 582 00:35:24,340 --> 00:35:25,420 new batting gloves. 583 00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:26,780 So those just became stocking stuffers. 584 00:35:26,780 --> 00:35:27,780 That's how that went. 585 00:35:27,780 --> 00:35:28,780 Yeah, absolutely. 586 00:35:28,780 --> 00:35:29,780 Good way to go about it. 587 00:35:29,780 --> 00:35:30,780 All right, so there you go. 588 00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:31,780 Again, highlighting the parents. 589 00:35:31,780 --> 00:35:32,780 It never ends. 590 00:35:32,780 --> 00:35:34,900 If you're a new parent, get ready. 591 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:35,900 Are you saving? 592 00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:43,740 Savings, savings, savings, like you're saving up for something other than the bills that 593 00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:46,500 will be coming due because you have a kid. 594 00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:47,500 That's really it. 595 00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:48,500 All right. 596 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:49,500 So that's one of the top three. 597 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:51,100 Next one looks like this. 598 00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:53,180 This one come from Christophe, Paseon. 599 00:35:53,180 --> 00:35:57,140 I hope this is the year Santa brings me a DNA testing kit so I can finally figure out which 600 00:35:57,140 --> 00:36:00,940 kid has been leaving all the glasses in the sink after I've cleaned the kitchen. 601 00:36:00,940 --> 00:36:07,780 Or if you're like my girls, just the five dozen or so that they leave in their room, you're 602 00:36:07,780 --> 00:36:12,020 like, what happened to all of our glasses? 603 00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:16,820 We had like six brand new, almost like pint sized, pint glasses that you had. 604 00:36:16,820 --> 00:36:17,820 We had them. 605 00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:18,820 I don't know where they went. 606 00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:19,820 They're not in the dishwasher. 607 00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:22,020 They're not sitting up in the shelf. 608 00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:23,580 Are they supposed to be where they go? 609 00:36:23,580 --> 00:36:24,580 You open the kids room. 610 00:36:24,580 --> 00:36:28,820 There they are lined up on the desk or over in front of the cabinet or maybe on the side 611 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:29,820 table there. 612 00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:31,780 All the glasses are there. 613 00:36:31,780 --> 00:36:35,900 The thing that gets me is that when they try to sneak it down so you don't see it and they 614 00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:40,900 bring a bowl of probably what it was ramen a week ago and then somehow they just leave 615 00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:45,820 that down there but it's always, always after you clean the kitchen. 616 00:36:45,820 --> 00:36:47,540 This is a common occurrence. 617 00:36:47,540 --> 00:36:50,100 It's a common occurrence in our house as well. 618 00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:55,060 Most of the glasses though all have about half to three quarters full water. 619 00:36:55,060 --> 00:36:58,100 So you get a glass of water tickling a sip and then leave it. 620 00:36:58,100 --> 00:36:59,100 Yes. 621 00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:03,100 I just think maybe my kids have watched the movie Signs and are freaked out by the fucking 622 00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:05,540 aliens and so they're leaving a water everywhere. 623 00:37:05,540 --> 00:37:08,660 They're just waiting for me to say swing away, swing away Kate. 624 00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:09,660 Very nice. 625 00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:10,660 Very nice. 626 00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:15,140 So every time I see a glass like that I'm like, oh fuck your hair comes to aliens. 627 00:37:15,140 --> 00:37:16,140 One can help. 628 00:37:16,140 --> 00:37:18,060 One can help it be the case. 629 00:37:18,060 --> 00:37:22,300 And then finally the third entry here is from Simon Holland. 630 00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:26,220 I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone 631 00:37:26,220 --> 00:37:28,460 at night to play his drum. 632 00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:30,900 Oh my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 633 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:32,900 (laughs) 634 00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:34,740 Ah, the old record. 635 00:37:34,740 --> 00:37:35,740 Yeah, it was. 636 00:37:35,740 --> 00:37:37,740 It just gets you. 637 00:37:37,740 --> 00:37:41,500 Imagine if the little drummer boy was like the little tuba boy. 638 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:42,500 Oh good god. 639 00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:45,900 Yeah, like I'm gonna play my little tuba for you. 640 00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:47,420 I'm so fucking fucking fucking fucking. 641 00:37:47,420 --> 00:37:51,580 I mean theoretically it could, we were saying drummer boy and we always make it sound like 642 00:37:51,580 --> 00:37:53,380 he's just marching with a snare drum right? 643 00:37:53,380 --> 00:37:55,220 It could have been a timpani for all we know. 644 00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:58,340 It could have been a gigantic timpani that he was rolling through the center of town. 645 00:37:58,340 --> 00:37:59,500 I have no idea. 646 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:02,820 I'd make him go out and practice anyways, it doesn't matter. 647 00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:05,420 Oh, but yeah, outside, good idea. 648 00:38:05,420 --> 00:38:09,300 Like hey, I mean I think that's a smart move on his parents' parts, right? 649 00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:12,060 Like hey you just go outside and practice your drums. 650 00:38:12,060 --> 00:38:13,060 It's okay. 651 00:38:13,060 --> 00:38:14,060 It's nighttime. 652 00:38:14,060 --> 00:38:15,060 Right, exactly. 653 00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:16,060 And there's things that will happen. 654 00:38:16,060 --> 00:38:17,060 Like he could get kidnapped, right? 655 00:38:17,060 --> 00:38:19,140 I mean he could wander off and become lost. 656 00:38:19,140 --> 00:38:21,660 I mean both of those things are positive outcomes. 657 00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:22,660 Yes. 658 00:38:22,660 --> 00:38:24,380 If you have a kid who is a little drummer boy. 659 00:38:24,380 --> 00:38:27,780 And if you have a kid who's a little drummer boy and that little kid sucks is a little 660 00:38:27,780 --> 00:38:30,820 drummer boy and you have other kids, I'm just gonna say I'm thrown out there. 661 00:38:30,820 --> 00:38:34,860 If you have other kids, maybe it's not so bad if that white windowless van pulls up. 662 00:38:34,860 --> 00:38:35,860 Just saying. 663 00:38:35,860 --> 00:38:40,740 You just solved your drummer boy problem. 664 00:38:40,740 --> 00:38:42,540 That's what that's what that means. 665 00:38:42,540 --> 00:38:43,540 That's what that is. 666 00:38:43,540 --> 00:38:45,060 Yeah, I mean you've created the next Tommy Lee. 667 00:38:45,060 --> 00:38:47,500 Sure, but you just you don't have the next. 668 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:48,500 What to worry about it? 669 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,500 It's his problem. 670 00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:52,860 I'm saying like it's only him. 671 00:38:52,860 --> 00:38:54,940 All right, so out of those three, what do you think? 672 00:38:54,940 --> 00:38:58,620 I think I like the little drummer boy won the best as far as the tweets. 673 00:38:58,620 --> 00:39:05,380 Well, the what is the glue the glasses around like the DNA test like for me, that hits home, 674 00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:08,060 that hits right, right, right here, like that. 675 00:39:08,060 --> 00:39:11,700 I was saying like half the half drunk glasses all over the house. 676 00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:14,900 That's like that one is a daddy bucokey. 677 00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:15,900 It just hits you right there. 678 00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:19,100 It just just left it left it left it right there for you. 679 00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:20,100 It does. 680 00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:21,100 It absolutely does. 681 00:39:21,100 --> 00:39:22,100 Okay. 682 00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:23,100 All right. 683 00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:26,220 I know that's a little drummer boy, but I feel like it is far more. 684 00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:30,700 I gotta say though, if you've ever had a kid who plays instruments, the little drummer boy 685 00:39:30,700 --> 00:39:34,700 is is absolutely a thousand percent like right up your alley. 686 00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:39,740 Like that is your that's your jam because we've had kids over the years play instruments, 687 00:39:39,740 --> 00:39:43,300 violins and recorders and clarinets and what have you. 688 00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:47,020 And I think that's the way it gets me is that and I'm with you 100% and to hear them 689 00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:52,700 way away practicing on their violin or their cello or heaven forbid their flute, it's 690 00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:54,540 bad enough. 691 00:39:54,540 --> 00:40:02,540 The recorder is an entirely different shitty instrument to have to practice and play poorly. 692 00:40:02,540 --> 00:40:10,540 It sounds it's like a drunken Irishman is somehow now living in your house. 693 00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:12,260 It is the word. 694 00:40:12,260 --> 00:40:17,900 There's no it's like the missing the bagpipe portion of the whole thing and yet it still 695 00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:24,900 there's no you could be a world class symphony recorder and it still sounds like a fucking 696 00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:26,340 recorder. 697 00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:28,020 It still sounds like shit. 698 00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:32,540 There's no point in time where anybody's like that was a pretty awesome recorder solo. 699 00:40:32,540 --> 00:40:33,780 Dude, that was. 700 00:40:33,780 --> 00:40:34,940 Nobody. 701 00:40:34,940 --> 00:40:40,660 Nobody, even the people who invented the recording like no one ever why the fuck did we create 702 00:40:40,660 --> 00:40:41,660 this thing? 703 00:40:41,660 --> 00:40:42,660 This is insane. 704 00:40:42,660 --> 00:40:46,980 So yes, I agree with you on that, but I like you and I have both had the pleasure of 705 00:40:46,980 --> 00:40:50,980 the experience of the glasses in the sink when we cleaned it all up that I'm going to 706 00:40:50,980 --> 00:40:51,980 go with you on that. 707 00:40:51,980 --> 00:40:56,980 In fact, that wouldn't be this one from Christopher Passillon will be our tweed of the week. 708 00:40:56,980 --> 00:40:57,980 You better wonder. 709 00:40:57,980 --> 00:41:01,460 That's the twig of the week. 710 00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:04,460 Thank you. 711 00:41:04,460 --> 00:41:07,460 Man, our production staff rocks it. 712 00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:08,460 Yeah. 713 00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:09,860 Really getting it together, aren't they? 714 00:41:09,860 --> 00:41:10,860 That is good stuff. 715 00:41:10,860 --> 00:41:13,860 No wonder it was like a 10 second music bed. 716 00:41:13,860 --> 00:41:16,980 I don't wonder why I can never find them at the office. 717 00:41:16,980 --> 00:41:18,140 They're always off doing something else. 718 00:41:18,140 --> 00:41:20,780 They do 10 minute, 10 second little clips and then that's it. 719 00:41:20,780 --> 00:41:22,780 That's all we get from them. 720 00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:23,780 Yeah. 721 00:41:23,780 --> 00:41:26,180 That's going to be 20 seconds to put that together. 722 00:41:26,180 --> 00:41:28,780 And I'm going to have lunch now. 723 00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:29,780 It's lunch. 724 00:41:29,780 --> 00:41:30,780 I'm done for the day. 725 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:31,780 I got to get a break in. 726 00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:33,780 I just did this whole lot of second. 727 00:41:33,780 --> 00:41:34,780 This is. 728 00:41:34,780 --> 00:41:38,780 That's the twig of the week. 729 00:41:38,780 --> 00:41:40,780 I'm a little dizzy. 730 00:41:40,780 --> 00:41:42,980 I'm a little sleepy now. 731 00:41:42,980 --> 00:41:45,140 Well, don't work too hard now. 732 00:41:45,140 --> 00:41:46,140 Come on. 733 00:41:46,140 --> 00:41:47,140 Oh, man. 734 00:41:47,140 --> 00:41:48,140 I'm out of that. 735 00:41:48,140 --> 00:41:49,140 You should sit down. 736 00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:50,140 You should sit down. 737 00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:52,740 I feel I got a stretch a little bit. 738 00:41:52,740 --> 00:41:54,460 That was, that was going to be a full man. 739 00:41:54,460 --> 00:41:57,780 That was, I mean, like six seconds into that. 740 00:41:57,780 --> 00:41:59,460 I was already feeling it. 741 00:41:59,460 --> 00:42:03,860 You got in the 10 second mark and I was like, holy shit. 742 00:42:03,860 --> 00:42:05,180 I am, I am burnt. 743 00:42:05,180 --> 00:42:06,380 I am burnt from that. 744 00:42:06,380 --> 00:42:07,380 That's amazing. 745 00:42:07,380 --> 00:42:08,380 How about a shape? 746 00:42:08,380 --> 00:42:09,380 I am really. 747 00:42:09,380 --> 00:42:10,380 I got to spend, you know what? 748 00:42:10,380 --> 00:42:11,620 I'm going to go home for the week. 749 00:42:11,620 --> 00:42:12,620 I'll just take the right. 750 00:42:12,620 --> 00:42:16,460 I just got back from Christmas and New Year's, but I'm going to take the next week off. 751 00:42:16,460 --> 00:42:17,740 I think I did my job here. 752 00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:18,740 I'm good. 753 00:42:18,740 --> 00:42:20,460 I'm solid for what I've done. 754 00:42:20,460 --> 00:42:21,460 Mike drop. 755 00:42:21,460 --> 00:42:26,220 Now, I saw this posted on Reddit and we've talked a little bit about this here at the 756 00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:27,220 dad's home podcast. 757 00:42:27,220 --> 00:42:28,420 So I want to bring it up again. 758 00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:31,420 What we've talked about in Dr. Nation. 759 00:42:31,420 --> 00:42:32,820 That's what I'm going to call it for what it's worth. 760 00:42:32,820 --> 00:42:34,460 I think it's legitimate. 761 00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:36,460 I mean, I like it. 762 00:42:36,460 --> 00:42:38,660 It doesn't even talk in politics. 763 00:42:38,660 --> 00:42:39,660 I'm just talking. 764 00:42:39,660 --> 00:42:40,660 What is it? 765 00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:43,980 My parents were like, my kid is going to know that. 766 00:42:43,980 --> 00:42:45,860 My kid is going to know that. 767 00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:46,860 I know. 768 00:42:46,860 --> 00:42:47,700 I'm going to guess this is on your list. 769 00:42:47,700 --> 00:42:48,700 We haven't talked about this. 770 00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:51,300 But I guess Star Wars is someplace on your list. 771 00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:54,460 But let me just highlight for you one very important thing here. 772 00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:55,460 I have a couple. 773 00:42:55,460 --> 00:42:56,940 I'm going to try to get. 774 00:42:56,940 --> 00:42:58,860 They have a newborn. 775 00:42:58,860 --> 00:43:03,860 Luke is of their newborn and he's officially, I believe eight months old, maybe closer to 776 00:43:03,860 --> 00:43:06,540 10 months old right now. 777 00:43:06,540 --> 00:43:14,700 That couple every single year at least once takes their vacation to Disney World. 778 00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:15,900 They live in New York. 779 00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:16,700 They go to Disney World. 780 00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:17,740 They're Disney people. 781 00:43:17,740 --> 00:43:21,020 They are the Disney first. 782 00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:22,020 Right? 783 00:43:22,020 --> 00:43:24,220 So everybody knows how much attention about this today. 784 00:43:24,220 --> 00:43:25,220 Yes. 785 00:43:25,220 --> 00:43:29,580 And there's all, we won't get into the whole underworld, the city underworld of Disney and 786 00:43:29,580 --> 00:43:33,060 the nightclubs that happen and you have to pay, unfortunately, but we know that they're 787 00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:34,060 Disney people. 788 00:43:34,060 --> 00:43:39,460 People who are so in love with Disney and what it's meant to them for years, they get married 789 00:43:39,460 --> 00:43:41,260 at Disney or they get engaged at Disney. 790 00:43:41,260 --> 00:43:46,260 Guess where my friend and his fiancee and now wife got engaged at Disney. 791 00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:47,260 Hold on. 792 00:43:47,260 --> 00:43:48,260 Hold on. 793 00:43:48,260 --> 00:43:49,260 Imagine it. 794 00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:50,660 Yeah, got it. 795 00:43:50,660 --> 00:43:56,460 So I know Luke is going to be indoctrinated into the Disney cult. 796 00:43:56,460 --> 00:44:00,700 The thing is, I mean, isn't that Star Wars Disney World? 797 00:44:00,700 --> 00:44:02,500 It's all connected now. 798 00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:04,500 It would see, I can't really call it that. 799 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:05,500 They have another kid. 800 00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:07,460 No, but if they have another kid, they name him Leia. 801 00:44:07,460 --> 00:44:19,100 You know, especially if it's a him or two, I would say that, um, Fader, I was in there. 802 00:44:19,100 --> 00:44:25,900 Luke is going to have every Disney element in his room on his walls growing up. 803 00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:28,540 He'll be, he'll be subjected to nothing but the Disney channel. 804 00:44:28,540 --> 00:44:29,980 I know how this is going to go for Luke. 805 00:44:29,980 --> 00:44:30,980 I very clear on that. 806 00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:32,980 And I don't have any, I don't, I don't find it wrong. 807 00:44:32,980 --> 00:44:34,500 I know that that's their thing. 808 00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:37,140 You just know that that's how these parents are going to go. 809 00:44:37,140 --> 00:44:40,180 I, and that, that folks is indoctrination. 810 00:44:40,180 --> 00:44:41,180 That's indoctrination. 811 00:44:41,180 --> 00:44:44,140 I brought my girls up. 812 00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:50,780 One of the things I feel confident that I taught them was proper rock music knowledge. 813 00:44:50,780 --> 00:44:55,060 Like, I've told you this before, my girls can hear a ruption by Van Halen and no in the 814 00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:57,460 opening notes that that's Eddie Van Halen's eruption. 815 00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:59,020 No, no lyrics, no anything. 816 00:44:59,020 --> 00:45:00,420 That's the guitar playing. 817 00:45:00,420 --> 00:45:02,420 They know that that's Eddie Van Halen. 818 00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:07,860 My daughter Lucky can hear get this Louis Armstrong on the radio. 819 00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:09,980 I'm like, even a Louis Armstrong Christmas song. 820 00:45:09,980 --> 00:45:11,820 I say, who's that? 821 00:45:11,820 --> 00:45:14,860 She says Louis Armstrong said, what's his nickname? 822 00:45:14,860 --> 00:45:16,460 She goes, Sachmo. 823 00:45:16,460 --> 00:45:17,460 You believe that shit? 824 00:45:17,460 --> 00:45:18,460 Damn. 825 00:45:18,460 --> 00:45:19,460 Right? 826 00:45:19,460 --> 00:45:20,460 That's my ten year old. 827 00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:23,300 That's my ten year old knowing Sachmo and Louis Armstrong. 828 00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:28,740 So I feel like I've kind of in the world of music, I've done a pretty good job of 829 00:45:28,740 --> 00:45:33,980 indoctrinating them into what I think is cool music to listen to and that they've both gone 830 00:45:33,980 --> 00:45:35,620 and seen Green Day. 831 00:45:35,620 --> 00:45:36,620 Some more than others. 832 00:45:36,620 --> 00:45:38,660 My lucky just some for the first time this year. 833 00:45:38,660 --> 00:45:40,260 I've taken them to go see Green Day. 834 00:45:40,260 --> 00:45:42,700 So I know that that's been a big thing for me. 835 00:45:42,700 --> 00:45:43,700 But what are some of the other things? 836 00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:51,260 I was saw this posted on Reddit that showed apparent asking on a parenting thread through 837 00:45:51,260 --> 00:45:52,260 Reddit. 838 00:45:52,260 --> 00:45:57,260 If people remembered Calvin and Hobbs, the comments, yes. 839 00:45:57,260 --> 00:46:01,940 Because they had all these books because the guy who drew Calvin and Hobbs, not only did 840 00:46:01,940 --> 00:46:06,380 he do it as a cartoon for the paper, a comic strip for the paper, he also put books together 841 00:46:06,380 --> 00:46:08,340 when he had a collection of him for a couple of years. 842 00:46:08,340 --> 00:46:11,220 He put a book together and he put a number of those books together. 843 00:46:11,220 --> 00:46:16,100 And they're saying, we read these with my child when they go to bed or when we're getting 844 00:46:16,100 --> 00:46:18,660 up in the morning, whatever it may be, we're reading the Calvin and Hobbs. 845 00:46:18,660 --> 00:46:23,420 And so they were wondering how many people do things like that where they remember something 846 00:46:23,420 --> 00:46:26,980 that was important to them when they were growing up and are sharing it with their 847 00:46:26,980 --> 00:46:32,320 kids now. So, I wanted to find out from you Chad what some of those things were that you've 848 00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:36,220 brought to the table that you absolutely said to yourself and maybe you and your wife 849 00:46:36,220 --> 00:46:42,980 had this conversation. This is something our kids are going to know. Our kids are going 850 00:46:42,980 --> 00:46:44,140 to know this. 851 00:46:44,140 --> 00:46:53,680 Yeah, so I mean, you really kind of... I saw a worse. I think it was probably the top of 852 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:59,080 my list. That was such a... I watched that movie when I was like seven or eight with my grandmother 853 00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:04,160 in Iowa at a matinee and I'm sure at that point she's like, I don't know why the hell 854 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:09,360 I'm be he wanted to go see this whatever. Okay, I'll take him. Yeah. But that was a watershed 855 00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:14,160 moment in my life because I and really in filmmaking as well. Like it was such a... 856 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:20,560 Departure for the time. Yeah. No, for the time. It was huge. So, and then of course now 857 00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:27,240 there's this gigantic universe and you know, spin off shows and a timeline and books and 858 00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:36,560 all the stuff. Legos. Legos Star Wars exactly. So, I've been... We're pretty deep into Star 859 00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:44,560 Wars lore culture around here. I think all three of my kids probably two more than all 860 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:51,840 three of them, but know something have seen Star Wars Watch the Show. We can talk Star Wars. 861 00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:59,280 We can recognize vehicles. Oh, that's a ship. So here for Christmas, we had an advent calendar 862 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:06,080 that was Star Wars Legos. So, there were like these little mini ships and little mini figures 863 00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:10,320 and like all this stuff from Star Wars. And it was like, you know, my kids would build something 864 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:16,400 and they're like, what's this then? I'm like, oh, that's a Sokotato ship. And you know, so some 865 00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:21,200 of the stuff they didn't recognize, but obviously also because they're like minis, right? But, 866 00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:27,520 so there was a lot of that in the house. So, that's the kind of Star Wars lore in our house. 867 00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:34,480 Another thing too is like it's same thing. I would say Monty Python. All nice. And so 868 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:40,640 we grew up. I grew up, anyway, was watching with like with my buddies in middle school high school. 869 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:48,080 It was, it was, you know, we quote the movies back and forth to each other. It was like summertime. 870 00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:53,760 Right. Exactly. It's like, oh, we've already got to graze. It's very nice. 871 00:48:53,760 --> 00:49:01,360 I fought in your general direction. Right. Now go away. But so, 872 00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:08,400 I had a great experience. Actually, just today, my kid shared with me these guys in 873 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:14,080 France who air being beat the castle, I guess they used. Oh wow. 874 00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:19,680 A castle that was similar to the, that scene where like, you know, he's he's up in the castle. 875 00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,880 Hey, we're looking for the little girl. It's a guy we've already got one. The French guy up in the 876 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:29,760 castle. And yes, they they reenacted that like from from Monty Python. So the fact that my kid would 877 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:35,680 be like, Oh, hey, look, Monty Python, funny, send it to her dad. Yeah. Kind of kind of thing. So 878 00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:41,760 yes, you pop out your chest to that. Yes, you're like, look, I'm not saying it's the greatest comedy 879 00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,840 on the face of the earth. Although for me, I do find it to be some of the greatest poets. But like, 880 00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:50,720 I figure if my kid likes the office, they're going to like stuff like Monty Python, right? That's 881 00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:56,080 sure. Yeah. That's in line with that type of humor. So they're going to like that. And I just, 882 00:49:56,080 --> 00:50:01,040 it's just hit me because Kim and I have been struggling for things to make sure Charlie sees 883 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:05,040 before she goes off to college. Like I've wrecked this club pretty in pink. Those kinds of things 884 00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:10,880 from the 80s. I wanted her to see she's seen die hard. I don't know what who raised this kid to think 885 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:15,520 she's okay, hating die hard. Like what the fuck is your problem? It's die hard. This is amazing. 886 00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:22,480 But she doesn't like die hard. I I don't think we've ever sat down and watched 887 00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:30,320 a Monty Python with her. And I feel like I've left that out because it's so it's a she intrinsically 888 00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:36,720 is somebody who loves English people and the the the culture. So I think she would really enjoy it 889 00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:42,240 on that level, but also just sort of satirically making fun of history on top of it all would be 890 00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:47,040 the plus that I think she'd find herself interested in that. But I haven't had that chance. 891 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:52,800 So I haven't had that chance to to to teacher that yet. Have her life of life of Brian and the 892 00:50:52,800 --> 00:51:00,000 meaning of life are also both yes, films. She loves musicals. So I do think like meaning of life. 893 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:09,200 I'm sure. Yeah. And really Monty Python were like there's some so much comedic genius there. 894 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:15,440 And it's like everything right. Everything has history. It's got culture. It's got influence. 895 00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:22,880 It's got all these pieces of parts and Monty Python culturally from a humor standpoint from a 896 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:29,920 Hollywood standpoint has lots and lots and lots of influence on things that happen today. It's 897 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:36,720 like the shit that these kids watch to a tick-tock and yes, whatever it like. If you were remotely 898 00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:41,920 academic about the stuff which I am not, right. I can pretend to be in a room full of people 899 00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:48,000 all were having cocktails for sure I can do that. But there are you can you can pick up these little 900 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:53,920 pieces and parts of the influence of those. You know, it's it's not there's no original ideas. It's 901 00:51:53,920 --> 00:52:01,840 not where you take it from. It's where you take it to, right. And so the fact that people take these 902 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:07,600 things ideas. I mean, even even Star Wars. Yeah, I've seen these comedians that talk about how like 903 00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:12,800 Harry Potter is basically just a rehash of Star Wars, right. They compare the characters and Star Wars 904 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:23,760 the characters and I know it's the pieces are compelling. I got to say it's okay for comedic purposes. 905 00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:30,080 Obviously, but I mean, my point in that is just like once you start seeing the similarities between 906 00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:37,040 things, you're like, no, okay, well, I get it, right. So yeah, especially watershed things like Star Wars. 907 00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:44,480 I mean, it was the fact that it could potentially have influenced the Harry Potter series is 908 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:50,160 fantastically interesting. Even if it's just a joke, it's great. Oh, be cool, right. Yes. There's 909 00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:54,240 there's enough similarities and parallels there where you're kind of like, all right, but 910 00:52:54,240 --> 00:53:00,640 you it's still an entirely different feeling, genre, whatever. So I love that. So for me, 911 00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:08,800 to round it up finish this bit, yeah, Star Wars money, Python, like the 80s things that I grew up 912 00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:16,160 with culturally. And you and I have talked about Beastie boys. Yeah, absolutely girls too. 913 00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:21,600 Yeah. And actually, I just, I just thought of this John Hughes films. So you mentioned 914 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:29,200 pretty in pink, right? Right. Like weird science club, breakfast club, all of those. And we've, 915 00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:35,360 as a family, sat down and watched breakfast club. And I don't think they know how influential and how 916 00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:45,600 big a deal, John Hughes films were and are to culture. So it's, it's, I don't know, do you read or watch 917 00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:53,680 the movie Ready Player One? I feel like I did, I read the book, start reading it and then I watch 918 00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:59,840 the movie. Yes. Yeah. Ernest Klein actually, he's a guy here from Austin and used to live 919 00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:05,840 down the streets from some friends of ours before he became, you know, uber famous. But anyway, 920 00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:12,560 lots are short his, his, his, he's a guy who had, his kind of captured that like here are all the 921 00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:19,200 pop culture things from the 80s, right? That were influential to him, probably I would imagine 922 00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:24,800 the same age as us. And it's kind of the, this list list that we talked about, right? Like, 923 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:31,680 right. You know, money Python, John Hughes, Star Wars, you know, and if you've seen the movie, 924 00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:36,000 anybody, you know, like how much, how many Easter eggs there are in the movie? Yes. 925 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:43,920 And, and that's the book is the same exact way. And, and that, that movie for me too is like sort of like, 926 00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:51,280 oh, yeah, well, that's, that's me. Yeah. But yeah, that's, that's what I'd say. So just the things, 927 00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:56,720 I think like to your point, the things that I grew up with that were meaningful to me and, and part of 928 00:54:56,720 --> 00:55:04,480 my makeup, right? Mostly pop culture stuff. Yes. Is, is, is the stuff I indoctrinate my children too? 929 00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:09,760 And I would say this just as a tip for that. And I think that that's, one of the things that I'll add 930 00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:16,480 is that for me growing up, I don't know for you, but for me growing up, I was a huge fan of where the 931 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:22,720 sidewalk ends. Shell Silvia, yeah, yeah, and those poems in there. And, and could, could hearken back 932 00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:27,840 simply enough to things like, you know, it go me, pick, go me, tickle me, too, or Sarah Cynthia Silvia 933 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:32,480 Stout, the way he wrote everything and the way that those things flow together that I couldn't help, 934 00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:36,000 but introduce my girl to that to the point in my tenure, well, now we'll just go and she's getting 935 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:40,800 ready for bed. She just wants to read a few of the poems to me that we've read time and time and time 936 00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:47,760 again, not with a silly dad voice for the characters or any of that kind of stuff, but just because she is 937 00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:52,320 loved those poems and both of my kids have fallen in love with that as well. From the giving tree, 938 00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:57,760 which I think sort of was like the sidewalk was the entry point for that. That's what kind of broke 939 00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:01,680 them in with a smaller, short poems and then some of the longer ones that were in there. And then 940 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:05,840 eventually they got into the giving tree. And then now we've got every possible book that he's had 941 00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:12,720 and they'll find similar people throughout their life. Like in fact, my 10-year-olds fifth grade 942 00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:17,760 teacher now, he keeps a copy of where the sidewalk ends in his classroom and she just loves that and 943 00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:22,560 we'll go over and talk to him about everything. I've actually thought before about how great would it be 944 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:27,680 to take some of these completely, "Ickle me, pickle me, tickle me, too," and do like a VH1 behind the 945 00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:32,800 music of each of those characters. Like what was the truth behind pickle me? You know, those kinds of 946 00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:37,840 things would be fun to just do for funs, you say. Things that never really existed but we could kind of 947 00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:42,320 create a good backstory for. I think that would be fun to do. But it's those kinds of things where 948 00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:48,560 don't feel for a second that because you loved that your kids not going to or they're going to think 949 00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:52,080 they're going to think they're going to hate it, they're not going to be cool with it, they're going 950 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:57,920 to get your passion from it. So when they feel their passion coming from you, when they see that you 951 00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:02,720 love talking about it, when there's a smile that comes on your face because you're talking about it, 952 00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:09,040 star wars, the death star, what happened on Tatooine, whatever it might be, and they're feeling that 953 00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:14,160 energy from you, they're going to absorb it. It's going to be in there. It's going to be put into them. 954 00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:18,800 And that is, I think, the best part of being a parent is when you can have those kinds of 955 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:23,360 conversations and then find out from them where that energy is coming for them. What is that created 956 00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:30,000 an interest for them about and where you kind of open that door for them. That's where that, you know, 957 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:37,360 the simpatico portion of you and your kid finding that same kind of passion in something will never 958 00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:44,000 grow old and it will continue to grow from there. This is generational, so I just thought about this. 959 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:56,400 My dad introduced me to like Lee Marvin movies. Like it, and so I used to watch with him, 960 00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:05,920 I'll never forget watching Sahara, the original movie with the like tank in the Sahara Desert, 961 00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:12,080 right? And watch that with him. He introduced me to a lot of movies that were probably, 962 00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:19,040 you know, really special to him back in the day. So I remember as a kid watching these movies with 963 00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:23,680 my dad, he's sitting down and telling me the story of these movies and, okay, this is Lee Marvin, 964 00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:32,720 he did this. And so I love that it was generational. I think that all parents really, 965 00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:38,720 dads, particularly like if you share this stuff, like you said, you share this stuff with your kids, 966 00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:49,520 it makes them more well-rounded human beings, number one. But there is, it creates a connection 967 00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:56,080 there with your kids that is deep and meaningful beyond anything really that you can 968 00:58:56,080 --> 00:59:06,560 buy. Yeah. It's, it's, you know, if I would bought something for my kid, here you go, that is not 969 00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:10,800 the same as me sharing. Hey, let me share something that is meaningful to me and to alternate you 970 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:14,960 into Star Wars. Yeah, you could buy them a video game. But if you don't have a passion for it, you 971 00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:18,240 haven't played it before. You're not showing them something that you've played before. You can't 972 00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:22,320 force that connection from that, right? That's right. And I think the same thing, like I got my daughter, 973 00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:30,240 guitar hero on a, we had to buy a we off of eBay, an old 2005 Nintendo we off of eBay. And then I 974 00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:35,760 had to track down the guitar hero game that's still on the CD rum. Then I had to find a guitar that 975 00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:40,000 hopefully wasn't broken, which in this particular case, you could only strum up, which is not good 976 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:45,920 for guitar hero. So we had to go get another one. We had to go meet somebody in a, like a grocery store, 977 00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:52,320 parking lot to go buy 45 minutes away to go buy this. Anyways, we finally got it all over. And in the 978 00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:56,960 whole thing, all she wanted to do was just sit down and play guitar hero against me the whole time. 979 00:59:56,960 --> 01:00:01,280 And then we brought my 10 year old daughter in the mix, and my wife had played back when my daughter 980 01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:07,760 was seven years old. That's her. So to have that passion and that kind of fun, and she's helping me 981 01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:13,360 read off cheat code so we can download all the music on the wheels. It was just, it was unlocking everything, 982 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:19,840 was so much fun and fantastic on Christmas day. It was that is a moment. Yeah, that is a moment too, 983 01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:25,600 though, that your kids will remember a lot, but that your connection with them in that moment. And 984 01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:29,440 just the process, probably of getting all that shit in the first place, but then sitting down and 985 01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:37,360 cheat coding and like, they'll never forget that. And I think it's our job as parents to build that 986 01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:43,280 kind of connection with our kids. Yeah, that is true love. That is parent parental love for your kid. 987 01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:52,560 It just, that's, that's amazing shit. Yeah, I think so. And I'm, dude, this story about the guitar hero, 988 01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:57,360 you didn't tell me that, that's amazing. I love that so much. Yeah, it's in, and it was, she said it was 989 01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:02,800 the by far the best gift that she got all Christmas and she was so thrilled with it. And I, 990 01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:06,640 and I was like, we can put it up in your room if you want on the TV there. She's like, no, no, no, 991 01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:10,160 I want to play it down here with you. And that was, that was the key was making sure that the whole 992 01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:14,400 family could play. And, and even getting our 10 year old into it, it would never play it before. And, 993 01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:19,680 you know, back when this thing was popular, some, you know, seven plus years ago, she wouldn't have 994 01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:25,440 any interest in it at all, but she's totally into it now. So, it's vintage now. It's vintage, vintage, 995 01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:30,240 now, chat, it's vintage. It's, that's exactly what it is, but it was, it was, it was kind of, it was fun to 996 01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:35,040 get it in, plug it in, play it, and hear all the sounds of the Wii starting up again, all that 997 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:40,800 stuff. So now she wants to get the Wii sports. And anyways, it was a fun thing that, yes, I 998 01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:46,800 indoctrinated her seven years ago when I first started playing it. And she was watching me as a kid, 999 01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:51,440 and she would play. We put it on the easy level for her. And now that she's graduating high school 1000 01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:57,040 as a senior, this is what she's thrilled to be able to play. Yeah, she has Nintendo Switch. She 1001 01:01:57,040 --> 01:02:01,440 has Xbox, but she's got a Wii and she can play guitar hero and she's thrilled the death that she can 1002 01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:07,360 do that. So that's where that passion and that love comes in from for sure. Speak your passion and love. 1003 01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:17,920 Three parents who I believe don't have any. Let's love. Let's love. At the very least, we are all 1004 01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:24,400 totally ready to question whether they have it or not. That'll be coming up next here on the Dad's 1005 01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:37,600 own podcast. 1006 01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:43,840 But part do a man in my country, county taxes, tax, and even the state for recently, the dog bit hard 1007 01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:48,000 into Purdue's hand and refused to release its cleanse. But Purdue didn't complain that the 1008 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:53,520 dog had ruined his manicured fingernails in their shiny translucent nail polish. Why not? Because he 1009 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:58,320 didn't have any girly nail polish on. In fact, he doesn't even know what the word manicure means. He 1010 01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:03,040 thinks it's when a guy gets better. With the snorling beast still digging into his hand, 1011 01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:08,240 Purdue didn't pull some woosey crap and try to reason with the animal. He didn't say, let's compromise. 1012 01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:13,120 Let's pass a UN resolution. Let's talk about your problems. Did you have a rough childhood? Hell no. 1013 01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:18,400 The Texans ride in one foot tall, fanged monster a full block and a half to his house, where he then, 1014 01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:25,440 according to police, choked it to death. No real man like Purdue is going to let that pit fall 1015 01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:31,120 off with a warning. It's one strike and you're strangled at death. He's judge, jury, and executioner. 1016 01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:36,560 And more importantly, he's a real man. And now, Dragon Slayer. This has been Lee Camp. For more 1017 01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:49,040 funny crap, check out LeeCamp.net and Sharkbaby.com. 1018 01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:52,240 A new report from the National Health Institute finds most Americans get the majority of their exercise 1019 01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:56,880 while drunk. Activities like stumbling from one bar to another constituted the most 1020 01:03:56,880 --> 01:04:00,320 aerobic activity most Americans performed in an average week. 1021 01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:04,480 On your news network, health expert Dr. Jeffrey Atka has the health pulse. 1022 01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:08,960 Thanks, Andrea. The study's findings are clear. Drinking to excess is now one of the most 1023 01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:14,560 healthy activities Americans regularly do. Poysting friends into the air and overly enthusiastic hugs, 1024 01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:19,040 gesticulating wildly while telling stories and chasing crying girlfriends down the street 1025 01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:23,600 verse far more calories than most sober activities. My buddies got me to do a tag stand the other night. 1026 01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:28,720 I worked my arms out like that in like three years. Dr. Will Garvin devised the study after consuming 1027 01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:33,760 half a handle look Captain Morgan Rob in 2006. I wrote the research proposal that very same night. 1028 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:38,640 And then my colleagues and I went and knocked over a statue. Most people will burn more calories 1029 01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:42,080 wandering around looking for different cars so they can get a ride home than they will in an 1030 01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:46,480 entire week of sobriety. Garvin and his team spent almost three years conducting a research. 1031 01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:50,880 They found that spreading across a parking lot after being caught shoplifting an armful of hot dogs 1032 01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:55,280 from a circle K is good for the heart and lungs and climbing out of the back of your car after 1033 01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:59,840 crashing into a fence works the legs. According to Garvin, one need not drink to get the health 1034 01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:05,840 benefits of drunken behavior. Even if you don't drink try to spend at least one night a week climbing 1035 01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:11,280 your local water tower or throwing glass mugs against a wall. Dr. Garvin is hoping the study will guide 1036 01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:16,160 policy to get America healthier. He's directing a pilot program in several schools to promote exercise 1037 01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:21,280 and kids by serving whiskey at lunch. On the health pulse, I'm Jeffrey Echel. The findings weren't 1038 01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:27,040 the same for all Americans. Dr. Garvin found the study does not apply to homeless people. Coming up next 1039 01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:31,680 to the dinosaur. He's a new prescription drug. Give me the phone. Give me the phone. You not 1040 01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:36,320 getting phone back. You get your shit together. I snatched the phone. He broke down. He said come on. 1041 01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:46,800 He started moving down. Don't do me like that. He said take my leg instead. Take my leg. What? 1042 01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:52,160 What give me the goddamn phone? You not getting the phone back. You get your shit together. 1043 01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:57,840 When I take the phone, I say to myself, you know what? I need to go through my son's phone. I need to see 1044 01:05:57,840 --> 01:06:03,040 what my son has been talking about when he's got their phones. Air responsible on my part as a parent 1045 01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:07,760 to not know what's on my son's phone. I go to go to the phone. People I realize I don't have the code. 1046 01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:11,920 I don't got the thumbprint, the face ID, nothing. Put the code in the phone so I can see what you've 1047 01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:16,880 been talking about. Straight face, my son said, nah man, I ain't gonna do it. That's not what? 1048 01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:21,280 Boy, put the code in the phone before I punch you on the fucking throat. That's what I said. 1049 01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:29,520 I said down. He took off running. He don't live in this house. I'm not gonna see him at the dinner table in 1050 01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:35,440 10 minutes. I say, anybody chasing you, give me the code to the phone if I kick you in the back. 1051 01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:52,160 Sweet a guy from downstairs, all I heard was, fuck you. I'm a killer. I'm about to kill him. 1052 01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:59,920 I run downstairs, grab my son by the neck. I start choking the shit out of my son. 1053 01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:11,360 What the fuck do you say to me? He couldn't breathe. He said that's the code. The code is fuck you. 1054 01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:24,480 That's a good code, son. That's a good code. Is it why all you order letter you? How you spell it? 1055 01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:34,640 Kevin Hart, that's on podcast, that jokes. All right, I'm not saying that the following three parents 1056 01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:41,040 might have similar situations, Chad, but I am saying, I think they're kids at the end of each of 1057 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:45,440 these will say fuck you to them. That's what I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that's what we 1058 01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:54,160 can expect to see as we look at some of these kids from our standpoint. Holy shit, what were these 1059 01:07:54,160 --> 01:08:02,320 parents thinking in white possibly these three, one of them might be the worst parent of 2025. 1060 01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:05,840 So are you ready to take a look at the contestants this week? I can't wait. 1061 01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:10,000 Okay. Now look, I think it's only fair. I feel like in the last few weeks we've done this. 1062 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:13,840 There's been a lot of dads that we've been weighing really heavily on their actions. 1063 01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:18,960 And I think it's about time we bring them all into this situation. This is worst parent of 2025, 1064 01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:25,120 not necessarily worst dad. Oh, necessarily worst mom, but certainly worst parent of 2025. This mom 1065 01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:32,240 with what's about to happen on tape decides that she's got one job and one job only and boy, 1066 01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:43,040 does she stick to it? Oh boy. The car rolls with the kid and what does she do? She keeps rolling, 1067 01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:50,400 the camera. She spends time rolling footage on what happens here when he goes down the hill. Dad 1068 01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:57,680 and son, look at the kid. Oh, oh, oh, oh, kids out. Dad's on top. First of all, it sounds like the kid was 1069 01:08:57,680 --> 01:09:04,080 laughing, didn't it? It's only the kid wasn't dead. Yeah, the could be crying, could be laughing, not sure. 1070 01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:09,520 Yeah, unclear at this point as to which one it is, but he definitely does. She gets the footage. 1071 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:15,520 That was her at the corner one more time here in this. And it's her overflip. 1072 01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:24,880 But you don't see her rush over. Wait, is that the end? That's the end right there. 1073 01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:28,080 It's right there with her with her. How do I see what happens next? 1074 01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:32,160 By the way, the footage saying she's put this in here could always count on my husband to do dumb 1075 01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:39,600 shit like this. Where were you? You went right there. You didn't even rush over when dad and son 1076 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:44,000 rolled the car with no cage on the car, by the way. Good good job, dad. 1077 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:47,520 Rolled the car. No helmets came spilling out of the car. 1078 01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:55,760 Good job, dad is now a dad is also now laying on top of this child. You might have probably 1079 01:09:55,760 --> 01:10:00,880 probably cutting off oxygen to the child. Definitely, definitely feels a little bit like that. I mean, 1080 01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:09,520 we did hear the child. We had a cry or laugh. I think it's a cry or gas could be. 1081 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:14,560 It's a cry or start a cry, start of a cry or something. It's definitely doesn't sound 1082 01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:19,520 particularly happy. All right. So that one's a mom that's up for the parent worst parent of the year 1083 01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:24,640 2025. Now I bring you this reminds me of the one from last year, though, where the we watched the 1084 01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:30,720 parents film their child drive off a cliff into the forest. Yes. Yes. Look, we're just going to tape it 1085 01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:36,400 or we're going to throw the bone for the dog while the dog is tied to the kids trying to write 1086 01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:40,880 what happens and take it. We're going to film it. Right. Now we're going to film it. So 1087 01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:46,080 let's throw a frisbee to the great Dane who has a six month old attached to him and see what happens. 1088 01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:50,800 Like someone that's supposed to be like parasailing or something for the kid. What science? 1089 01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:52,400 It's science is what science is. Science is what science is. 1090 01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:53,360 Science is what it is. Science is what it is. Science is what it is. Science is what it is. 1091 01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:56,640 Speaking of science, this guy never went to science class. 1092 01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:09,920 Oh boy. Oh yeah. That's a little kid who's crying because he knows better when young dad decides he's 1093 01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:15,120 going to force his son to take a picture with a lion. Now it's not like standing in front of a lion's 1094 01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:23,120 cage. He's in the cage with the lion sitting the lion sitting on just a wooden palette and he's going 1095 01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:34,080 up behind the lion to put his son on the lion's back. Now I just as I've seen both the animated version 1096 01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:40,480 of Lion King and the live action recent version of nevertheless. This was nowhere in there. 1097 01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:44,800 James Earl Jones God bless him has no voice in this particular side. 1098 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:51,920 Now look the kid doesn't want to be on the lion. The lion doesn't want the kid on the lion. He can't 1099 01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:58,160 tell right now but the kid screaming in his lion ear and that's where the guy the lion turns around 1100 01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:05,920 I'm going to say look at that. Scared to shit but it's a good thing it wasn't scared enough to take 1101 01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:11,760 that dude's leg off or eat that kid alive because he's not getting away particularly quickly from 1102 01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:19,440 the lion. You can still see that. Right. Well when I do appreciate about this father though which 1103 01:12:19,440 --> 01:12:27,120 probably maybe maybe keeps him in the I'm not the worst parent category is he does grab the kid 1104 01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:33,840 off the lion and run away with the kid right and puts the puts himself in between the lion and the 1105 01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:40,080 kid so yeah I've given him a good problems for that like he didn't drop the kid he didn't drop the 1106 01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:44,000 kid and run. I'm going to deduct some of those points that you just gave him you gave him some credit 1107 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:50,000 points I'm deducting because he's wearing sandals and you cannot run away from a lion in sandals. 1108 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:54,080 In sandals you should never eat your alliance cage in sandals like if you're going to enter a 1109 01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:59,520 lion's cage it better be in sneakers or in some new balance shoes something you can move relatively 1110 01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:06,480 quickly. I'll even take work boots but you cannot go into a lion's cage and even if you're 1111 01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:12,720 a lion king you cannot go into the lion's cage if you are exclusively wearing sandals you can't 1112 01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:17,760 wear teva's in a lion's cage so I'm going to take some of those. Okay fair. But maybe not the worst 1113 01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:21,840 parent here's parent number three you tell me this in the perfect cold weather that we are seeing in 1114 01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:26,640 some parts of this country right now snow coming down in other parts of the country this is something 1115 01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:30,720 just to remind yourself somebody did a voice over for it which I thought was kind of funny so we added 1116 01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:35,440 that in here but here's what not to do with your kids when you're going into the winter weather. 1117 01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:41,920 Let's see if they're jumping off with their coats and they get all your god almighty. Oh my lord. 1118 01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:49,680 Let's watch that again this season. I have my winner. This is a mom or dad somebody who's got the kid 1119 01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:53,840 in front of them so they're on their own. That's mom going down the hill. That's mom. Okay mom's 1120 01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:59,680 going down the hill. A little one is standing between her legs on his own skis as they are going 1121 01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:04,720 down the hill they're about ready to hit a jump and when they hit that jump oddly enough that's when 1122 01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:10,800 mom decides this would be a good point right here at the top of the jump to throw him off like you're 1123 01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:16,640 throwing him into the pool to teach him to swim on his own only it's a frozen turf that he's going to 1124 01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:23,520 come down landing upon and it looks like he's never done this before so it looks like he's not used to 1125 01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:29,680 the fact that you like put the freeze frame right there right before she let's go of the kid yeah 1126 01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:36,560 is that's an epic shot right there still epic still epic and she's she's dropping down 1127 01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:43,920 he's continuing on his own art all of a sudden he's like I think he's got his arms out like Jesus maybe 1128 01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:52,480 okay okay I'm being sacrificed there he is mom mom's ducking is he's coming down to the ground 1129 01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:59,440 she's not trying to catch him she's not she doesn't want him to hurt her toe 1130 01:14:59,440 --> 01:15:09,120 or break a knee cap for her yeah she's getting out of his way as he is about to land flat down on his back 1131 01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:17,120 that's a good question he wrote it all right there what he's wearing a helmet so I mean okay so 1132 01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:25,680 yeah yeah give him a point for that I credit to to the kid for not like going straight down on his 1133 01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:32,320 back well you did look at the point no he does but he kind of he put the last second he turns to his side 1134 01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:40,000 but then then he bounces like a ball a rubber ball off of the concrete floor oh and then has 1135 01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:47,120 yard sale skis come off he's you know he might be might be dead right here I don't know he could 1136 01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:53,280 could be could be he's faced down at least on the lips yes at least on my yes yes and at that 1137 01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:57,520 point we still don't even see her stop just now stopping to come over and see if he's okay his arms 1138 01:15:57,520 --> 01:16:02,880 are laid out like Jesus he's very Jesus he in this boat he is he is unconscious right now he is 1139 01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:08,160 unconscious out like yeah and we're saying when we're saying a kid like this kid just based upon 1140 01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:16,400 the size mom he's probably I'd say three five say four five maybe something like that yeah oh my 1141 01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:20,400 God let's watch it once again right here and show you how some of the Olympians are the future 1142 01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:24,560 train see them are jumping off with their coach and they oh my God some of them are 1143 01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:31,280 jumping off with their coach the future Olympians 1144 01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:37,840 oh there's what the voiceover yes I love it yes it's funny because we were talking about this and I 1145 01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:43,120 was like well this is just like you know the long jumper ski guys it's like that's what you did 1146 01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:48,240 she's just like okay this is what it's like kid go right Chuck's him out Chuck's him out of the air 1147 01:16:48,240 --> 01:16:53,440 like I've seen I've seen parents who think that's and maybe some people feel that's why you 1148 01:16:53,440 --> 01:16:58,480 teach a kid to swim you just throw them in the water immersion yeah right and here's an 1149 01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:06,640 immersion on a frozen surface he's with possible concussions at a very high rate of speed by the way 1150 01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:11,200 that's like if you were j if you were driving by the pool like you're like I'm gonna throw my kid 1151 01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:17,440 in the pool but I do do it at 80 miles an hour out the sun roof of our car that's what I'm sorry 1152 01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:21,920 I'm sorry if he bounces off the pool deck before he makes it to the pool hey hey that's 1153 01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:25,760 on my phone that's his fault that's his fault that's how is he gonna learn he's got to learn 1154 01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:30,240 you know you learn how you learn Olympians with a future train see they're jumping up with their coach 1155 01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:33,760 and the oh my god can touch you right there broken neck 1156 01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:43,120 he goes from this terrible he goes from this kid who seems like he's got his life in front of him 1157 01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:48,560 to all of a sudden crash test dummy within two seconds because mom or whoever threw him off of the 1158 01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:54,000 jump onto the frozen ice good job good job all right so Chad of those three I know it's a tough one 1159 01:17:54,000 --> 01:18:01,600 to think about here of those three oh yeah I gotta go I gotta go with mom throwing kid that's the one 1160 01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:09,680 that's mine yeah I think I I it's hard to not choose dad putting kid on the line because they just 1161 01:18:09,680 --> 01:18:16,080 did manage to get out of it yeah but this you didn't manage to get out of the ski there was no 1162 01:18:16,080 --> 01:18:23,200 he may know this is just this is there's no there's no effort by the parent here to lessen the 1163 01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:29,840 blow of this correct no matter of fact is like parent parent got out of the way Chad the parent got 1164 01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:34,640 all the way out of the way so they wouldn't get hurt when the kid can cost himself that's what 1165 01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:41,120 look I don't care if he hits his head on the ice I just don't need them hurting my knee I gotta get 1166 01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:46,800 down this hill yes maybe I'll be dragging his still lifeless body down the hill but I've got to 1167 01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:51,040 drag the body down the hill so please don't crush my knee I've already got arthritis don't that's 1168 01:18:51,040 --> 01:19:02,160 right that's your god almighty parents what the fuck well and I think in all fairness um 1169 01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:10,800 that this is uh this may be the worst one we've had I mean this just really does feel so intentional 1170 01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:18,800 that's just child child abuse is really is it is child abuse and and and and again the result like 1171 01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:23,120 we don't know what happened with the kid whose dad tried to throw him on the back of the the 1172 01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:28,240 bucking bronco right on the bowl or whatever it was right that was one of the dads who made it in 1173 01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:33,840 we don't know what happened here here we know what happened this kid is unconscious is out cold is 1174 01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:40,480 probably still in traction somewhere if if you want to know what happened to the kid on the bowl we 1175 01:19:40,480 --> 01:19:46,240 just watch this video this is sort of like the what happens after except that kid didn't have a helmet 1176 01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:51,840 on the Olympians of the future train see they're jumping off with their coach and they oh my god 1177 01:19:56,240 --> 01:20:02,160 uh the Olympians on the future train oh god oh that is so brutal all right so there we go there's 1178 01:20:02,160 --> 01:20:08,320 our winner uh ski mom wins for this week's uh worst parent of the year now enters into the bracket 1179 01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:12,240 we will be having that competition right around the same time that march madness kicks off when we 1180 01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:16,080 have our bracketology for worst parent of the year 2025 1181 01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:25,520 i have i have i have to say i have a lot more faith in myself as a parent 1182 01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:30,160 uh for watching it like i'm like you know i i have fucked up occasionally but not that bad 1183 01:20:30,160 --> 01:20:34,880 and that's all you need to know look for all the parents who are like i can't do everything right 1184 01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:39,520 i suck at this yes but you're not as bad as this mom and just remember that there's one thing 1185 01:20:39,520 --> 01:20:44,320 we can show you let that be it that's it for us we'll catch you guys next week and tell next week 1186 01:20:44,320 --> 01:20:51,120 mr chat myself a salivista break here bye bye some of the Olympians of the future train 1187 01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:54,240 see them are jumping off with their coach and they oh my god some of them 1188 01:20:54,240 --> 01:21:12,640 i know sometimes i'm out of control yori only reason i keep on coming yori only reason i keep on coming 1189 01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:16,840 ♪ ♪ 1190 01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:19,420 (upbeat music)