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Francis Ellis | Son of a Boy Dad #127 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: A Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 2: with a big plate of country fried turkey and Brandon.
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  Speaker 3: I'll be right there with you, and I'll check it
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's so cute of you.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
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  Speaker 7: I always like mixing it up with you guys. For
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  Speaker 7: some reason on this show, I feel like, uh, you know,
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  Speaker 7: I I'm in a good position. I feel like, funny
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  Speaker 7: shit's about to happen. We'll change that. You guys lift
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  Speaker 7: us up. Not you so much, but but definitely Ron.
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  Speaker 1: It's my dog. But you have a kinship with both
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  Speaker 1: of us. It's not like there's an unbalanced relationship. You
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  Speaker 1: and Hairball over here. Hairball have the stand up thing
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  Speaker 1: going on.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we do, totally.
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  Speaker 1: And me and you work for the same company you
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  Speaker 1: do work for Varsity.
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  Speaker 7: We live in the same building and we also.
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  Speaker 1: Live in the same building.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. But before we get into all that, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: be in Philly this weekend. Five Ships.
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  Speaker 1: I posted the Instagram about it. I know that was
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  Speaker 1: really and I posted Instagram with the link for it,
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  Speaker 1: my boy needs.
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was a joke at first because I
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  Speaker 4: saw you just screenshoted.
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  Speaker 1: Mine now and then I put the link over the top.
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  Speaker 4: I know it's cool. Thank you.
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  Speaker 7: If you don't have the money now for Harry's wildly
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  Speaker 7: expensive tickets.
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  Speaker 1: They're not expensive, will.
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  Speaker 7: Be I will be in Philadelphia in April of twenty
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  Speaker 7: twenty four.
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  Speaker 4: At do you already know that? You know we're going
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  Speaker 4: to be in April of next year.
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  Speaker 7: I was surprised to find out that I had a
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  Speaker 7: date that far out as well, But yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They booked they Insburg in April next year. But I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to be in Philly this weekend. This guy's giving
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  Speaker 4: me ship and he has the exact same.
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  Speaker 1: Issue that I. How could you possibly know what's going
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  Speaker 1: on in the future, But I'm going I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 1: in Philly this weekend, act out how Philly Helium, great club,
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  Speaker 1: big guests, if it was really talk about it.
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  Speaker 7: Just beware buyers. The twenty five dollars list price for
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  Speaker 7: his ticket, that doesn't show you all the fees associated
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  Speaker 7: with that ticket. It's actually ends up being a lot
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  Speaker 7: more expensive than that. So there's a two drink minimum.
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  Speaker 1: But it's a good bang.
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  Speaker 7: You're gonna want to save your twenty twenty four for
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  Speaker 7: Philly Helium.
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  Speaker 1: It's a great buy it now, and then by then
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  Speaker 1: inflation will have gone to such a rate where you're
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  Speaker 1: getting a big His.
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  Speaker 4: Tickets are fifty dollars, that's general admission, fifty dollars for Chris.
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  Speaker 1: T shirt, and you've got to meet and greet and.
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  Speaker 7: Life for life picture.
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  Speaker 1: You got access and that what's more valuable than access
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  Speaker 1: to a touring comedian.
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  Speaker 4: There's nothing more, nothing more valuable than just five minutes
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  Speaker 4: with a touring comic. But uh yeah, I don't mean
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  Speaker 4: Philly this weekend. Uh Thursday is pretty much sold out.
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  Speaker 4: So you wanted to go to that, Sorry, you're gonna
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  Speaker 4: have to go to Friday Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: So good luck.
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  Speaker 4: Five guys out there. Five just phenomenal shows. It's going
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  Speaker 4: to be a magical, magical evenings. History is going to
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  Speaker 4: be made this weekend at Philly Helium.
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  Speaker 1: Is that where Matt McCusker filmed his special It is?
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  Speaker 4: And I'll be gracing the stage this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you don't deserve that. I'm thinking of that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm thinking that I'm probably going to bring the thunder
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  Speaker 4: this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Now I could see you bringing the thunder.
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  Speaker 4: I hate when I'm not prepared to bring the thunder
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  Speaker 4: and then I just end up bringing it anyway.
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  Speaker 7: That's stinks.
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  Speaker 4: I know, I did not expect to have to bring
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  Speaker 4: the thunder tonight. Then it just cueeps out of you
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  Speaker 4: and then it just slips out anyway.
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  Speaker 1: I just let some thunder rip.
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  Speaker 4: I just let it rip. I listened to my full
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  Speaker 4: Helium set last from last year, and my God, was
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  Speaker 4: that the most painful thing I've ever had to do.
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  Speaker 4: I had to listen to it on one fifty speed
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  Speaker 4: because I couldn't listen to it normally.
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  Speaker 1: I just had to see one idea.
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  Speaker 7: Sets only only. I only go to the jokes that
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  Speaker 7: I'm I'm working on. Really, so I just I just
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  Speaker 7: will skip to the part where I'm like okay, and
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  Speaker 7: I'll even put in my voice note. I'll label it like,
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  Speaker 7: uh Stan Thursday, listen to the joke about that because
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  Speaker 7: I said something funny about that.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you have a healthy enough relationship with
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  Speaker 1: yourself where you can like you're palatable to you.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not bothered by me, but I'm just I
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  Speaker 7: don't I don't I get bored.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like I know where this is going yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I love I love playing back the hits. I
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  Speaker 4: can't believe I said that that was so funny.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe I said that.
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  Speaker 4: I can't believe how fucking funny that was.
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  Speaker 1: It was a funny show last time. I know, Like
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  Speaker 1: my boys were dying laughing on the second show. They
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  Speaker 1: watched your same act back to back and they were
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  Speaker 1: they were lying, they were dying laughing.
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  Speaker 4: This one is gonna be stupid. The the the pace
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  Speaker 4: that I was talking, This is why I don't drink
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  Speaker 4: anymore before going up. But the pace I was talking
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  Speaker 4: last night or last year was like I sounded like
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  Speaker 4: I was o ding on like xanax.
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  Speaker 7: Oh I just got a prescription refill of xanax. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 7: so we get one of the jokes about only only
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  Speaker 7: like the flying long flights.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, were used and up when we were going to
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  Speaker 4: San Fran.
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  Speaker 1: No, you're out and you didn't s Fran. That's what
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  Speaker 1: the hell, dud, dude.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't need any Xana out there. I was on
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  Speaker 7: that weed.
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  Speaker 4: Long it was like a seven hour flight.
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  Speaker 7: Oh no, I didn't sand it. I remember I played
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  Speaker 7: that game. You taught me the entire time, this wipe
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  Speaker 7: game with I don't even think. I sat back with
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  Speaker 7: my back against the seat.
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  Speaker 4: I fell asleep still playing. The screen was so far
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  Speaker 4: forward that I just had to sit forward the entire time,
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  Speaker 4: and I.
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  Speaker 7: Had a splitting headache. Remember how bad my headache was.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you were being a little bit of a drama queen.
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  Speaker 4: From that roll around in the green room.
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  Speaker 1: I was an I.
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  Speaker 7: Didn't you taught me that goddamn game twenty twenty four.
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  Speaker 1: It also had nothing to do with the game.
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  Speaker 4: That was one the video game for like two hours,
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  Speaker 4: and was like, this is fucking up all my entire DNA.
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  Speaker 7: That's not right, that's not right. It wasn't two hours.
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  Speaker 7: It was the flight out, which is six and then
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  Speaker 7: I downloaded on my phone because you kept making fun
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  Speaker 7: of me for not being able to beat it.
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  Speaker 4: I beat it like ten times.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, because you didn't have a childhood.
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  Speaker 1: Now it was it's just an easy game. I showed
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  Speaker 1: him how to remember, went outside.
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  Speaker 4: I told him how to beat the game in one
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  Speaker 4: simple step, and he was like, no, that's not the
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  Speaker 4: right one.
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  Speaker 5: It didn't worry.
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  Speaker 4: He tried to come up with his own algorithm to
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  Speaker 4: beat the game.
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  Speaker 7: It didn't work the way you said it would. It did,
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  Speaker 7: and then finally I did beat it. But even then it.
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  Speaker 1: Beat it like three months later. It took me a
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  Speaker 1: long time because I had to I had his algorithm.
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  Speaker 7: I tried, but he kept oversimplified and it wasn't that simple.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't that simple. But it is that simple.
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  Speaker 7: You know. That's what you need to stick to you,
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  Speaker 7: that's your overarching strategy. But sometimes you have to make adjustments.
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  Speaker 1: The fact that he's even writing code for a game
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  Speaker 1: to play as insane, just mentally writing a little code
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  Speaker 1: for your for your airplane game.
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  Speaker 4: It's not an airplane it's a phone game. Original.
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  Speaker 7: Sometimes I think about sending him back to college.
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  Speaker 1: I think you could.
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  Speaker 7: I think we should pay for it.
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  Speaker 4: He was, okay, send you guys. Don't have the option
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  Speaker 4: to send me. We could college, high school. I could
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  Speaker 4: send you to boarding.
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  Speaker 1: Could at a Northeast boarding school with the high players
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  Speaker 1: real fast, dude.
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  Speaker 7: Hell no, it's either college or the Merchant Marines for you. Boy.
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  Speaker 7: I left her Philly this weekend. Everything changes after Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I guess you do make a lot of money. When
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  Speaker 7: you charge that much.
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  Speaker 4: They lose all, they lose everything. I have the standard
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  Speaker 4: headlining price. I don't even choose how much they are.
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  Speaker 4: And if they ever were above twenty five dollars, I
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  Speaker 4: would say put them back down to twenty five. I
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  Speaker 4: think they're twenty six, though, so I should talk to
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  Speaker 4: someone and say drop those back down to twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty six, come in with three hundred. That's not me.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not choosing that price.
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  Speaker 1: That's helium in these times.
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  Speaker 7: If it was me, free knowing that you're I don't
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  Speaker 7: even want to get paid Skeugh's younger, no less, they're
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  Speaker 7: in starter jobs. They're in starter jobs.
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  Speaker 1: They're not Hugh minority too, and so they're underpaid.
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  Speaker 4: As a lot of underpaid minorities. It's a lot of
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  Speaker 4: underpaid team. It's a lot of minority team.
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  Speaker 7: He actually redlines the seating chart of his audience. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: he's like, all right, those nosebleed seats in the back,
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  Speaker 7: give those Genny one that looks unlike me.
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  Speaker 1: He definitely does. But it's cool.
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  Speaker 4: I like, do like the Billy Joel I bring I
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  Speaker 4: bring all the poor people up front? Doesn't Billy Joel
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  Speaker 4: do that? Doesn't he like? Isn't he like? I go
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  Speaker 4: to the bast row of the stadium and I get
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  Speaker 4: them and I bring them right up front.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't they like bring homeless people into some award show
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  Speaker 1: one time or something, But they only let them like
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  Speaker 1: walk by the front row they like could like wave.
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  Speaker 4: Not gonna risk that they were causing a goddamn ruckus
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  Speaker 4: stinking up the Yeah, those are the same people that
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  Speaker 4: show up for stinky Boys. I just rolled through. Those
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  Speaker 4: are homeless people.
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  Speaker 7: The people that go to the Union Square for the
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  Speaker 7: PS five.
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  Speaker 1: Given I was there, those are those are all white
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  Speaker 1: seventeen year olds to say, like, start every sentence with
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  Speaker 1: bro Bro.
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  Speaker 4: Bro wanted to Bro wanted to shoot the cops. Bro
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  Speaker 4: Bro thought he was going to kill the cops with
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  Speaker 4: a skull emoji.
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  Speaker 1: Bro tried to throw a plant at the cops to
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  Speaker 1: kill them.
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  Speaker 4: You think people are going to be using emojis in
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  Speaker 4: real life in the future, like the way people say
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  Speaker 4: lo l out loud the gates say on the ac
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  Speaker 4: they did. Yeah, I was thinking about that a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: He's a little too old for that. He is of
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  Speaker 4: age means younger than you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm saying he's too old to do.
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  Speaker 4: Old ass, old head, I know, and you don't hear
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  Speaker 4: llolling out loud. I'm thirty four, old head. No, you're
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  Speaker 4: not that old roan. Yeah, speaking of that, I saw
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  Speaker 4: someone that I went to high school with at a
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  Speaker 4: bar this weekend on Saturday, a girl who was like
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  Speaker 4: two years older than me.
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  Speaker 1: And how she doing that?
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  Speaker 4: I barely knew is she decaying? She looked fine, but
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  Speaker 4: she was. She did this thing. She did this one
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  Speaker 4: thing that I've been thinking about NonStop, where she was like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: my parents always asked me about you, like if I
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  Speaker 4: ever see you out and stuff in New York. And
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  Speaker 4: she's like, I remember when you were just like this big,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like, you were one year older than me,
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  Speaker 4: you were the same height. It's like, what do you
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  Speaker 4: Why are you talking to I got why are you're
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  Speaker 4: talking to me? Like I was sixty years old and
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  Speaker 4: you were twenty. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 7: She's proud of you.
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  Speaker 1: I remember when you were just little, just a little
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  Speaker 1: tiny eleventh grade around breast.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. But okay, here's my question, Uh, what is the
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  Speaker 7: age gap you need in terms of hiring a babysitter?
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  Speaker 7: How much older does a babysitter need to be van
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  Speaker 7: your children? For that.
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  Speaker 4: Babysitters that were like five years older than five? Is
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  Speaker 4: that the year the number of years closer. I think
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  Speaker 4: I went closer than five, which is not right.
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  Speaker 7: Really.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's a little bit too close I had.
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  Speaker 4: I think I had babysitters that were like my older
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  Speaker 4: sister's friends. Yeah, she's one year older than me, Come on.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's also part of just like the idea
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  Speaker 4: of just being with a there's a duo o, there's
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  Speaker 4: two of you guys there. You're not just there running
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  Speaker 4: solo like someone's gonna be like, yeah, maybe don't drink
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  Speaker 4: bleach right now, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I was being a rascal to a babysitter one time
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  Speaker 1: and he slammed me up against the wall, and I like,
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  Speaker 1: I like, uh, I was like, mom, she slammed me,
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  Speaker 1: and she she didn't hire him again. I told on.
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  Speaker 7: Him, told on him.
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  Speaker 4: I told on my babysitter all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I guess me against the wall was but I always
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  Speaker 1: felt guilty on it. I was like, damn, I lost
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  Speaker 1: that guy's job. But if he did slam me, I was.
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  Speaker 4: Slamming a child against the wall as a babysitter is
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  Speaker 4: not a good idea.
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  Speaker 7: One time we had this dude babysitting us, my sister
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  Speaker 7: and me, and he brought a friend. Yeah, we had buddy.
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  Speaker 7: But that was fine. But then they cooked us dinner
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  Speaker 7: and they made eggs. They made scrambled eggs for us,
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  Speaker 7: and they made us six eggs, and it was supposed
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  Speaker 7: to be sort of dinner for everyone, and they put
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  Speaker 7: it on the serving plate. But the serving plate they
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  Speaker 7: used was just a regular plate.
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  Speaker 4: Six eggs, and.
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  Speaker 7: So I just started eating it, and they were going
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  Speaker 7: and making other things. And then they turned back and
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  Speaker 7: I had eaten it all. And they thought it was
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  Speaker 7: I had eaten everyone's dinner.
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  Speaker 1: They thought you were naughty.
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  Speaker 7: Well, they were just astounded.
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  Speaker 4: Six eggs is like six eggs is not a lot
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  Speaker 4: of eggs.
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  Speaker 1: Especially for a growing boy. How old were you?
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  Speaker 7: Probably eight eight years old?
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  Speaker 1: That is a hardy plate of eggs.
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  Speaker 7: But good play to eggs.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be more suspicious of these two men who were
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  Speaker 1: coming to your house to cook together. I know, like
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  Speaker 1: some fucking call me by your name? Ship WHOA I
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  Speaker 1: like that?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah? Good reference. Uh, well, they did let us watch
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  Speaker 7: Keenan and Kel.
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  Speaker 4: Strong reference.
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  Speaker 1: They let you watch Keenan and Kel.
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  Speaker 7: I think we watched Keenan and cal We watched all
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  Speaker 7: that because those two always were back to back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was TV shows. TV shows were what happened
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  Speaker 1: before YouTube. YouTube's like early streaming ship, Secret Life of
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  Speaker 1: Alex Man.
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  Speaker 4: He shows actually were never on YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: It's like YouTube. I was trying to contextualize it for.
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  Speaker 4: You, dumb ass here ball. What do you what are
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  Speaker 4: you sad that you missed? I didn't miss anything from
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  Speaker 4: our generation. What what did I miss?
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  Speaker 7: That's my question?
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  Speaker 4: Black and white television?
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  Speaker 1: What else?
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  Speaker 7: Keep it coming?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: What do you look back on that we had that
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  Speaker 7: you didn't have.
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  Speaker 1: You're like a five and ten like toy store five cents,
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  Speaker 1: ten cents for everything the toy store.
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  Speaker 4: I I I had a pretty normal child.
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  Speaker 1: We used to have this game and it was a
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  Speaker 1: ring and a stick and you would hit the stick
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  Speaker 1: along and it would just rolled down stick. It was incredible.
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  Speaker 4: Sounds miserable. It sounds so insanely boring.
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  Speaker 7: You just beat that thing till you, you know, it fell.
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  Speaker 4: You guys were playing with fucking wood. We had these
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: things called Lincoln logs.
• 14:30
  Speaker 7: Lincoln Long's Brioh.
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a big old can of Lincoln logs.
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: Lincoln logs came in a big, big tube. Yeah, you'd
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: empty them all out and you make a little house.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: It's interesting before the internet, you missed that.
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: Ope, I was alive when we didn't have the internet.
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: You were, I guess not remember nine eleven. We didn't
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: have like a computer in our house.
• 14:49
  Speaker 7: You didn't have nine to eleven. We had nine eleven.
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: I was alive for nine eleven.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: I didn't come. You weren't conscious. It was that was
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: our You didn't get scared. Yeah, I did know you
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: did it.
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: I called my mom, didn't he Yes, I did.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: You did it. You don't get You don't get to
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: claim nine to eleven like you were spooked.
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: I called my mom and made sure she was.
• 15:08
  Speaker 7: When someone's like, where do you remember where you were
• 15:10
  Speaker 7: on nine to eleven, you can't say yes.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: Because you were one. You were the size of a
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: cell phone.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: You were driving home from the grocery store with my mother.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, you were driving driving the car.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: I can ask her right now, she would shit exact same.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: You were on the ring.
• 15:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you were a glint in your father's eye.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: You found out.
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: I found that was on the We found out through
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: the radio, and we were so fucking scared.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: You guys were sitting around the rings.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: Didn't know what was going on. There was another plane.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: It was zero years old.
• 15:41
  Speaker 7: I was in seventh grade.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: We didn't know if the planes were going to come
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: for the grocery stores in suburban Massachusetts.
• 15:46
  Speaker 7: Come on, what age were you?
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Actually?
• 15:48
  Speaker 7: Nine to eleven? That's two thousand and one?
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: What your reborn two thousand and one?
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: So he really was. He was the size of a
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: cell phone.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: I was born in April two thousand and one. I
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: was probably six months old.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not even here, five months.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: We were so fucking scared. Yeah, I'll never forget that day.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: I remember I looked at my mom and I said,
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: everything is you put down the tit and looked at
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: the TV. I said, everything changes right now.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: You took your bankie out of your mouth, sucking your
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: jaw drop.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I said, all that just pulling out to the
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: airport five minutes before your flight, all of that changes.
• 16:25
  Speaker 7: I feel like this is a big thing that we
• 16:27
  Speaker 7: have that he doesn't have. He doesn't get.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: He's like, oh, what did you what did you guys have?
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Fucking baked in trauma islamophobia?
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, must have been really scared in Philly. You don't
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: guys have your own.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: We were right there, we were doing.
• 16:41
  Speaker 7: It to yourself. It wasn't even so much that we
• 16:43
  Speaker 7: were scared. You know. What we really had, though, was
• 16:45
  Speaker 7: we had camaraderie. Yes, and we had patriotists. Remember George
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: Bush throughout that first pitch. Don't tell me you remember,
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: you just remember that from watching it on YouTube yesterday.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Fucking I remember.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: I looked at my mom and I said, if he
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: did not throw a perfect strike there, this country could
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: have crumbled.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's really how you you joke, but that's really
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: how it was. It was we were so unified against terrorism, yes, yeah.
• 17:11
  Speaker 7: And the big thing we did, the big thing we
• 17:13
  Speaker 7: did in real Maine was when when we'd all get
• 17:16
  Speaker 7: to a four corner stop, four stop signs, four cars
• 17:19
  Speaker 7: arriving similar times, someone would say go ahead, and then
• 17:23
  Speaker 7: the next guy would be like no, no, no, you go,
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: And there was so much go ahead, so much graciousness,
• 17:28
  Speaker 7: so much generosity of spirit. We are fellow Americans, we're
• 17:32
  Speaker 7: all in this together. That people would just sit in
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: their cars at four stops, four corner stops, for like
• 17:36
  Speaker 7: ten minutes.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, red and blue, they all set down the flags,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: the Democrats, the Republicans, the bloods of the crypts. Everybody
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: was with.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: One another, one was joined.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: And the USA chance. You should have fucking heard them.
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: You should have heard them.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: That was the only time this country's ever actually been united.
• 17:50
  Speaker 7: You might have heard them in the womb.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: Actually, the the USA chance, it was out of the womb.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: You hop back into the womb like a kangaroo. You
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: slept in the womb up to nine months, so I
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: know that about you climb back in. But the USA
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: chance at every sporting event, big deal. They were fucking sick. Dude.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Have you ever even done a USA chante? You probably have,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: are ashamed to do a USA chant.
• 18:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you probably got it.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: A USA chant recently for the anthem?
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, right, isn't that funny? We used
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: to do us a chance of sporting events. Now we
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: fucking kneel for.
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: The end his whole generation kneeling for the anthem.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: It's like, thanks a lot. Fuck. Yeah.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: I remember when the Boston bombing happened. I had a
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: very similar feeling to how I felt on nine to eleven,
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: where it's just pure you're so scared and you just
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: don't know.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: You probably felt radical. I think it's the.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Fear of the unknowing, you know, the fear of not knowing,
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean. That's how I when I
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: was Yeah.
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, if you'd ever run another Marita.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Be under attack, dude, then imagine that by times one thousand.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: It can't you can't. I was alive. Your brain's too small.
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: Weren't till yes, I was. I don't count life for
• 19:03
  Speaker 7: me starting until four. I would say four four four. Yeah,
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: I think it's two to four.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: And weren't a lot. You weren't a child when it
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: was nine to eleven?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: No, I was a full man. I was a man.
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: I got almost got drafted. Not a man they were.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: They were drafting seventh and eighth graders.
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: They were drafting me because we could fit in the caves.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: How old were you? I was a seventh seventh grade?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Was that twelve? Thirteen? Thirteen? You were not?
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: Thirteen?
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: Sure?
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: Was great?
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Yes you are? What are you talking, bro? I guess
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: you were twelve? Personally, respect on it.
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• 20:01
  Speaker 1: You think that George Floyd Rides were like what you had?
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Like that was your that was your exposure to national trauma.
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: That's all you've got.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I thought it was about to be the George Floyd
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Rides again with the Kai Sinnat ship. Why people in
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: the streets, It's like a familiar feeling, the riots in
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: the streets.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: It is that feeling of just fear, of just wondering of.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: It's like, could I break into Macy's right now and
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: steal something? If I wore the right clothes, would they
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: identify me as the one who broke into the Louis
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Vuitton section of macy.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: The reason that nine to eleven started was because the
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: whole reason that happened was because Osam bin Laden was
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: doing a meet up and he was giving away PlayStation two's.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Station one's, yeah, the original game boys.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: That he was giving heard a rumor that there was
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: a large quantity of PlayStation ones a lo.
• 20:56
  Speaker 7: Towers. That feels cudible.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: I think it's sticks. I think it's that. It's history,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: that's what happens.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: I'm not I'm just saying what I read and I'm
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: not saying it's true that he heard and shoot the messenger.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: He was trying to give away a bunch of he
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: was was it Game Boys or was it PS one's
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: PS I think it was.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: I want to say it was. I want to say
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: it was PS twos with the SingStar extension. It comes
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: with the microphones, and those were tough to get, and.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: He was flying them in and he was flying them.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: And he was a cloudy day.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: And there was just I mean in the cockpit they
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: started fighting over who would get one he could like smuggle.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Who wanted the blue microphone versus up the red microphone?
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: And I want to be player one? Oh, I want
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: to be player one? What is that tower? Nine to eleven?
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just accidentally, just a.
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: Lot of people died. Harry.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: He just doesn't matter, He doesn't get it, doesn't understand it.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: This guy, it's okay. He just literally can't compreate. He
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: can't wrap his mind around.
• 22:06
  Speaker 7: Well, to him, it's just that first paragraph of the
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: Wikipedia page on nine to eleven. That's all he that's
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: his I don't have to read the Wikipedia page. Frame
• 22:14
  Speaker 7: of Wikipedia page.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: It's true. Black cloud of death.
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: Good segment. That was fun. We're fucking ripped it today.
• 22:25
  Speaker 7: It is a good app.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: It is a fucking blast. Good. You're setting us off
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: on our journey of having guests on this show.
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: Well, Hairball and I have this kind of big brother
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: little brother relationship and we get a little compative, but
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: we we never get mad. Yeah, that's what's what makes
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: it so fun.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: Totally, it is.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: It makes it well. You just bring you just You
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: don't let him be sad for too long. You let
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: him leave him to his own devices. He's just gonna
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: get all sad. You bring out that opposite.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: I'm so happy when I'm by myself.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: You bring out the mirth out of him.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we need to earlier this morning throwing a podcast
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: on the TV. Had some coffee you did. I had
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: a great time, just laughed in my shaft off and
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: only nine a m.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: The show were you watch? Nine?
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: I was watching?
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Uh heard that phrase?
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: Have I and I just loved the image.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: Since nine to eleven, the last time we said it, yeah,
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: they retired that.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: We don't say that anymore.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: Nothing to laugh about. What's so funny?
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Shaft?
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: Was this?
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Ever?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Since those elevator shafts. We don't joke about shafts. Well done.
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: I was wondering how we could get there. I tie
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: that in.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was watching Dan Soder's new podcast with Lewis
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: gomaz and Joe List and Bobby Kelly.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: That came up on my really fun but it was funny. Yeah.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: We just kept comparing themselves to protect our parks, and
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: it was hilarious.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: What was it? What's it called the rags? The rags?
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: And do they all do it together? Is it going
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: to be them every week? Or they were guests on
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: the first episode.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: I think's supposed to be them every week, but I
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: don't know if it's weekly or clear?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Would that ship is fire? You were laughing the shaft?
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: I was laughing in my fucking shaft.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Prove it. Show your stom.
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: What's the Head's still there? But the shaft is gone.
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: It's all had.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Now, Like removing the leaf of your table table, it
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: just consolidated the leaf.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: Of the table. I haven't heard that in a fucking while.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Your leaf tables do have.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: I mean my dad used to when we were it
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: was like a holiday coming up and like, come on,
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: we're gonna go put the leaf the leaf And that
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: was always a fucking night.
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: Wait is the leaf the middle or in the middle.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Of that extends it? And usually maybe there's two leafs.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: We had, Yeah, And I remember my dad just like
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: just the noises he was letting a trying to put
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: the leaf in, and I would be like, I think
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: it's in because you have to like line it up
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: perfectly to get the two pieces to going smoothly. But
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: it was always like it. He would come up to
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: my room with like the look of just just like await,
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: Like he was so that he had to put the
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: leaf in, and he knew it was going to be terrible.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: We both knew, and you want to just leave it in.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I feel like your family was big enough, but you
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: could have just left the leaf in.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know why we didn't. I never understood why
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: we didn't just leave it in or just get a
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: bigger table.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Well, it takes up a lot of room.
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: It was.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: The leaf was like this big it wasn't It was
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: adding like two dinner spots masks.
• 25:17
  Speaker 7: Well maybe maybe you know your parents were aware that
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: to have a normal dinner for whatever, four people six six,
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: But like your typical dinner without the leaf in is four? Right? No?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Six?
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: With it six? How many families member? Too many siblies?
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Do you have?
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: Three?
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: And then when you had company you would add the least.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: When it was like Thanksgiving or Christmas or something, we
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: were having people over to go.
• 25:44
  Speaker 7: Okay, so the table looks right with six seats around it,
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: and then to make it eight you walk into that
• 25:53
  Speaker 7: room and you say that table's way too big for
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: this family.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: It would make it like ten. Yeah, so you just
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: said two season four seats.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Well no, because there's you're forgetting about the heads of
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: the table. Fools only thought about the side.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: The doctor was a woman.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Clearly you're not thinking about the head. It was an
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: ice pick. It was one, two, three, four five.
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: You haven't told the shape at the table. I pictured
• 26:16
  Speaker 7: it being round on the edges.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: You don't add a leaf to you don't have a
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: leaf to around.
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: Yes, you certainly could you fool that the ends could
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: be rounded?
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: No? No, no, no, no, you'd have to put like
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: a whole nother table around it.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: What was the most people that came over to your
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: house for a holiday.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Dude, all of my family members live in the same town.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Would they all go to your house though? Or you
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: would rotate rotate, So some years it would be everybody
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: at your house.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: It depends Christmas usually my cousin or Christmas usually our
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Christmas Eve, our house, Christmas, my grandparents, Thanksgiving, my cousins.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: But we used to go to Chicago for Thanksgiving because
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: my cousins used to live in Chicago.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Interesting, that was the most people you would you guys
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: would have over grown up.
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: Well, we did host a Thanksgiving one year and we had,
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: you know, two sets of hunts and uncles, two grandparents,
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: and then about seven or eight cousins. Yeah, big kids
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: table at team to eighteen eighteen people something like that.
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: Well we all packed in around the table.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: You didn't have a kid's table.
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: Well no, not that year that I'm thinking of.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Now, kids table was the best. The kids table is
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: the best kids table. You're just throwing down like chicken fingers.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: I have sons. I have requested the kid's table at weddings.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: I skill said at the kids typically that gets me uninvited. Yeah, sure,
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: I smell. I'm twenty two and I'm still not allowed
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: at the grown grown ups table. I could see that
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: there's not enough seats. They're like, no, you guys are
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: always going to be at the kids.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Table, kids table, rocks man kid's table. I think a
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: lot of people would disagree with that. I think a
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: lot of people think of it as an indignity to.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Be a lot of people want to get moved up
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: to the grown ups table. And then you get moved
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: up to the grown up table once and you're like,
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: this sucks. Bring me back to the kids table, and
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: we just get Now, we just get fucked up at
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: the kids table.
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: I met some kids this week twenty I met some
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: kids this weekend. Who that was a funny bet. We
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: can keep talking about that.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, it wasn't even a bit.
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: You found something and I didn't want to. I was
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: pivoting off, but then you had you had some gas.
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: I've always got a gas, brother, we have some gas
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: in the tank, and I now want to I feel
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: bad for just try and keep up. Well. I was
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: moving on, I was moving ahead, and then you said.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: I already moved on. Wait and you're still going about it.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: There's more hold on And then I backtracked. I moved
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: on an hour ago.
• 28:39
  Speaker 7: I feel like, you want to talk about drinking at
• 28:41
  Speaker 7: the kids table. Ten beers getting sucked up.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: Haha, No, no, it seems like you're insecure.
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: No, no, I'm polite.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: You didn't even you never even you didn't even know
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: you could drink at the kid's table. That's why.
• 28:54
  Speaker 7: Uh, well it's about typically, but I'm there. I want
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: to be like them, and I'm having a root beer
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: or something.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's lame to the kids.
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: Well, it creates a conversation starter because then you're like them.
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: They trust you. Next thing you know, people are opening
• 29:07
  Speaker 7: up and it's more fun.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: They've still going on about the kids table. Brother, and
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: we moved on from that.
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: That was your topic choice.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Oh it wasn't.
• 29:13
  Speaker 7: You were like drinking kids table one.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: That was like, I like to sit at the kids
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: table at weddings because I want to look at all
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: the little kids.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Which I said, leaves in passing and you're like, oh, leaves, leaves,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: there's something here, let's leave.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: We had something there. I was glad we got into leafs.
• 29:25
  Speaker 7: We did cover leaves. We had a lot of time
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: on leaves. We I think we voted enough. That was good.
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: That was good. We sank our teeth into that.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so that was just the offshoot of leaves.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: What were you going to say, Francis at this point,
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure it's worthy.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: We got well, there's only one way for us to
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: find I'm sure it's worthy after the fact. We could
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: be like, Okay, I'm gonna be in Philly this weekend.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, tickets shows. He's chopping off your
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: hand at the door like a thief and agroba like
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: a thief in the night.
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: I met some kids this week weekend. I met some
• 29:58
  Speaker 7: kids children. Yeah, I met some kids and they didn't
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: know me, and they liked me without knowing me, which
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: was cool.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: That's fire.
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Like they didn't know my name and we One
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: of them had a passive fire.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: They know you, like worked at barstool though, uh no,
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: I don't think we've seen you on barstool.
• 30:14
  Speaker 7: Well they probably knew, but they couldn't place me.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they probably were like I've seen that guy. Yeah,
• 30:20
  Speaker 7: how do I know you?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: What age are we talking? About so I.
• 30:24
  Speaker 7: Think one was probably two and a half to three
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: is Oh, so.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: They definitely watched Pizeza reviews at least. Yeah. Yeah, they
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: saw me stop traffick on the shoulder, you know, chicken
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: fry stuff.
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're bff's fans primarily, but they'll watch an occasional
• 30:42
  Speaker 7: piece review and then tune into like pardon my taking
• 30:45
  Speaker 7: football season makes sense, So they they one of the
• 30:50
  Speaker 7: kids had a pacifier, but it was like it had
• 30:53
  Speaker 7: a giraffe attachment. It was a very dangly pacifier, so
• 30:58
  Speaker 7: it was like a passifire and then there was this
• 30:59
  Speaker 7: big stuffed animal that came off of it seems heavy,
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: and he came up to me and tried to feed
• 31:05
  Speaker 7: one of the legs of the giraffe into my mouth
• 31:08
  Speaker 7: and then I took it. And then we played Tug
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: of war.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Oh like a dog.
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, very it was a really good game.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: And both videos of Joe Biden doing.
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: That yeah yeah, yeah, just like that. That might be
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: the very one actually that acts.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: Like a fucking whole less that's too much banky, Yeah,
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: way too much. You don't want to have a bank
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: that's going to hurt the next.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this kid's going to have a tekio Spike's neck.
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: Look, I wasn't. I wasn't about to shame him for
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: the weight of his banking.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: I would be shaming the parents.
• 31:38
  Speaker 7: I don't do that. Everybody parents their own way.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: You should start.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: It's on their own journey. Okay, so you're not on
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: this playing.
• 31:45
  Speaker 7: I'm playing tug of war with him, and he's giggling
• 31:48
  Speaker 7: his head off. We haven't talked to each other.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because he can't understand words.
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: Well, he can't speak because he's got a passifire in
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: his mouth. But I had chosen the right way to
• 31:57
  Speaker 7: play the game. I was like, we're going to play
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: tug of war. And then he's giggling. He's giggling, and
• 32:03
  Speaker 7: I let go and he flies backwards and then he
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: comes in. He goes again again more, you know. So
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: we do it probably ten more times. And then his
• 32:10
  Speaker 7: sister got involved, and she's two years older, maybe year
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: and a half older, and she was sort of, i
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: don't know, getting more like aggressive with the game. Like
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: he was pulling with his mouth, but she was pulling
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: with her arms. And so then I pretended that the
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: strength of the two combined children was actually pulling me
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: out of the chair, and my grand finale was to
• 32:29
  Speaker 7: tumble onto the floor and then they jumped on me
• 32:33
  Speaker 7: and we all like pigpile. It was really fun.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: It sounds like really fun, sounds great, Oh my ideal
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: Friday night.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: It does sound fun as fun playing with a gaggle
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: of new puppies. Yeah.
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: I get excited when parents see that I'm really taking
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: over the play and that I'm relating to the kids. Oh,
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: he's going to be a great dad. Yes, that guy,
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: I want that. I want that. The problem was no undertone,
• 32:59
  Speaker 7: no no introduction. I didn't know the kids' names, they
• 33:02
  Speaker 7: didn't know my name. They just knew I was a friend.
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: Here's an ally. I'm gonna hang out with that guy.
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: The problem was this was right before bed and I
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: wound them up, so it took a long time to
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: put them down.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: So were the parents a little bit upset with you?
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: It was hard to tell they seemed to like that
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: that I had done that, because they were like, well,
• 33:23
  Speaker 7: now they'll sleep better because they had some exercise kind
• 33:26
  Speaker 7: of stuff. But without saying it, I could tell they
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: were like, next time, maybe come an hour earlier. You're
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: gonna play that game.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: Definitely.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: If you're going to play rope tug with my children, Yeah,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: you're gonna tug of war with your teeth with my children.
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: I ferrol.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I hope.
• 33:45
  Speaker 7: So the the family was awesome. They were super cool people.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: Iound a lot.
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: It's really cool. We put ping pong. It was fucking great.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: You dominate in ping pong or what we were.
• 33:55
  Speaker 7: Honestly, we were just having such a good time that
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: we weren't even playing. We weren't even We're just rallying.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you ever did you ever contemplate like sneaking back
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: being like this ping pong's not even scratching the itch.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: I'd even come close.
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: I'll be honest with you.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: I want to play.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: I had eaten some I had eaten some hallucinogenic mushroom chocolates, okay,
• 34:13
  Speaker 7: and so I had no interest in trying to create a.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Were you on the mushrooms when you were chewing with
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: the kids?
• 34:19
  Speaker 7: I had taken them at that point, but I don't.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Know if they had.
• 34:23
  Speaker 7: And yeah, they must have, because it felt great having
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: kids jump on you people's elbow, my rib cage. I
• 34:33
  Speaker 7: loved it. I was laughing my head off. I loved it.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is the dream. That's what a bunch of
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: the mushers.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: Were mad about. Yeah, you're tripping balls, like throwing their
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: kids around.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I know it's mad. The parents are fury.
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I loved it.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: You're dragging them around. See that was worthwhile. That was
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: worthwhile to bring up.
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: That was the story.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Where was this?
• 34:54
  Speaker 7: That was on Saturday where we went upstate, went out
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: to like the Hudson Valleys.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: It was a good time.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: That's upstate. That's classic upstate activity.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: I've seen. I saw a fucking ad for a boutique
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: hotel in the Hudson Valley and oh boy, so fucking
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: kitchy and fancy.
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: And I think I know which one you're talking about
• 35:13
  Speaker 7: it some of the O Bears one maybe were you
• 35:16
  Speaker 7: talking about or I don't know. It might have been smaller,
• 35:17
  Speaker 7: it might have been more BOUTIQUI they just built like
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: a big time train by the Hudson up to Albany.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: So take you get to the Hudson Valley two hours.
• 35:26
  Speaker 7: Our place is like two hours away. Yeah, you take
• 35:29
  Speaker 7: the train and you drive. I took the train both ways.
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: I took the train this morning.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 35:32
  Speaker 7: I got on the seven eleven a M train. That
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: was early.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: I was already up.
• 35:38
  Speaker 7: I doubt it.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: I was up laughing, probably still was on my second.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Cup, laughing, shaft. Yeah, that's why you were having that
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: panic attack today. That's why you've been begging him for
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: some of his anax.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Well, I wasn't having a panic attack today.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: You said you were right before the act started. You're like,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: I should not have drank all that coffee.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: I drank too much coffee. I was a little jittery.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: I wasn't having a panic attack. You would know if
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: I was having a panic attack.
• 35:59
  Speaker 7: How does it look?
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 36:02
  Speaker 7: Come on, do yell for help?
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What do you call?
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: I want one? Do you feel like you're having a
• 36:07
  Speaker 7: heart attack? A heart attack? Can you breathe?
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: No?
• 36:11
  Speaker 7: How many have you had?
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: Too? Wary?
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: Or?
• 36:13
  Speaker 7: Where? Did they happen?
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: In my car?
• 36:16
  Speaker 7: Really? Both as you were driving?
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 36:20
  Speaker 7: What brought them on?
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Do you know? No?
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: Just random like Tony Soprano.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: Completely random driving my friend home?
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Was this while you were at out out of high
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: school in college? No?
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: I was in high school at this point for both
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: of them.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, but that's why you got on the the other
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: stuff kind of that makes sense, having panic attacks are
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: scary as fuck.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it was paralyzed. Are youwhere Yeah, I couldn't move,
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: couldn't bend my legs driving.
• 36:49
  Speaker 7: Do you think you had anything to do with your
• 36:51
  Speaker 7: residual fear from nine to eleven?
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: Its stemmed definitely unprocessed trauma. It definitely was like I was, Yeah,
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: I was having flat so I was thinking about it.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: You're driving along the road by the Pentagon. You know
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: that the plane was flying right over the highway, just
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: sitting like parallel to the road on the way into
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: the Pentagon. I did know that.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Man, I'll tell you what. When you're hungry out there,
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: you start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game,
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: of sorts. That's where Snickers comes in.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: That thing is packed roasted peanuts, nugget, carmel, milk, chocolate.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: It's like the MVP of candy bars. And when you
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: bite into it, boom, it sorts you out. Get your
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: head back in the game of life. Satisfying your hunger,
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: remember this, Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: everything else. Snicker satisfies Man, that's a winning play.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: This is a perfect stretch. I mean, you can't beat
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: this stuff with a stick.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: Now, this is good.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: This is good stuff. All right, back to the show.
• 37:53
  Speaker 7: If you don't know, well, speaking of the Pentagon, I
• 37:55
  Speaker 7: will be in Arlington, Virginia at the Draft House in
• 38:00
  Speaker 7: It's November, oh I think.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: And if you want to go to see someone at
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: the Draft House before that, I believe I'll be there
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: in October.
• 38:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but again, you're gonna just do you want to
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: get price gouged?
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Goes here?
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: If you want to get market for your buck. You're
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: paying for a better show, is what you're doing. You're
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: paying I don't know that. I don't think that you're
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: paying for quality. You're paying for an experience. It's like
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: going to the box. You go see my show and
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: you know about you leave like it. You leave like
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: a changed man.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Have you been to the box?
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: Shocking?
• 38:35
  Speaker 7: There's no chance you've been.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: That was stunning. I'm scared. I'm happy.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: And he's never been to the box, hasn't He hasn't.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I haven't been in the box either, though I've.
• 38:45
  Speaker 7: Been, but I didn't. I wasn't happy to be going.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like it.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Tyler went Tyler went recently went last night two weeks ago.
• 38:56
  Speaker 7: People just say they've had a good time when they go,
• 38:57
  Speaker 7: did you have a good time?
• 38:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I had a No, I had a lot of fun.
• 39:01
  Speaker 9: But the show is nothing. I'd pay for it. It
• 39:03
  Speaker 9: was a free ticket, so overrated.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: I heard that sometimes you can just get ripped off
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: and there's not even any naked people on stage.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: There's just naked people everywhere.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: I read.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: I looked it up and I was reading about it
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: and said, sometimes there's just it's just a normal like
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: magic so show.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Wednesday night, weekday books.
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's when it hits though, that's when the real
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: creeps go.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when they staple their nut sacks there. Yeah, stuff
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 39:29
  Speaker 7: And it was you see that Rosebud character.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Uh is that the one that like ship out all
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: the soup. Yeah, yeah, that is so dumb.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: I don't even know why anyone characters stick.
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: The shaft of a plunger all the way up their asshole.
• 39:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah no, yeah I did that, and then it's stuck
• 39:44
  Speaker 9: like soup down it in a diaper and then like
• 39:48
  Speaker 9: spit it out.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it's crazy that that's like disgusting that's work
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: and they're just in the job and like they're between
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: like shifts. There's probably like a break room and that
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: they're just eating turkey sandwiches shit like that, like going
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: to work every single night and putting a stick up
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: your ass.
• 40:04
  Speaker 9: The girl did that with the sword and then turned
• 40:07
  Speaker 9: out she was a sword swallower, but we found out
• 40:09
  Speaker 9: out after it was just upper ass.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: Is that like something that like is that like just
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: like a glorified version of like a freak show?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, smoke machine. Yeah, are the people like hot? Is
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: it like hot people doing this? No?
• 40:23
  Speaker 7: But good looking people go. Yeah, it's a very trendy
• 40:27
  Speaker 7: place that has been for many years now.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: I wonder if there's they got to shut that place down.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: I wonder about the stuff that you can't like find
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: online and get tickets to, like the businessmen meetings and
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: ship like that. Like then the high end finance like
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: guys who have been in the game for twenty years
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: and they're like tired of like the boxes child's play
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: to them eating sushi off people. Yes.
• 40:51
  Speaker 7: I played in an underground poker game once that was
• 40:56
  Speaker 7: high end and it was so cool.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, what are we talkingalking about?
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: High end.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: What do you mean high end?
• 41:01
  Speaker 7: Well, like you had to you had to know a
• 41:03
  Speaker 7: person and there was a password and you went in
• 41:06
  Speaker 7: and then it was like just in this you know,
• 41:09
  Speaker 7: it was like Molly's Game type of thing. But they
• 41:11
  Speaker 7: had real poker tables set up and then there was
• 41:14
  Speaker 7: a TV and sports were on and there was like
• 41:17
  Speaker 7: a bartender.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: What was what was the password? I don't remember.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: You got to remember. There may not have been a password,
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: but you like had to have not so exclusive then
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: was it? So if you say like you just went
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: to a casino, yeah, we had to show our IDs
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: to get in.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Bring you drink. There was poker tables. No Owen used
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: to go to uh like a shipping container. Yeah that's awesome. Yeah,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: one guy who spoke English. I was just guessing it.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: All Asian bros and a ship container smoking SIGs inside.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: So it was like, yours is obviously not that.
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: I'll raise you that Estonian woman over.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: There, Yeah, it was definitely taken.
• 42:01
  Speaker 7: Just sitting on that pile of bananas.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: They definitely just were drugging juice sex slaves in a
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: good impossive way. Definitely a positive, but there has to
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: that shit has to be going on in New York.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, yep, there has to be some weird ass
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: what movie where was it where they're like going like
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: asked ass cent. No, it was like Requiem for a
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Dream or some shit like that, or twenty fifth Hour
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: or some shit like I.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: Know that In that was it Enemy with Jake Gillenhall.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: Have you just seen that? In the beginning of that,
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: he goes to one of those like weird sex freak
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: places and it's just a bunch of like rich dudes
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: sitting around watching that. You got to be a real
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: freak to go to that stuff and just sit and
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: watch like by yourself.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: That's unrealistic.
• 42:43
  Speaker 9: Someone's birthday at the table we were at and like
• 42:46
  Speaker 9: one of the like the A waitresses came over. It's like, oh,
• 42:48
  Speaker 9: let's get you like your famous birthday drink, whipped out
• 42:50
  Speaker 9: her all tip and like rang it like a towel.
• 42:53
  Speaker 9: She came in and then she made the chick drink
• 42:55
  Speaker 9: it and she was like it was her birthday and
• 42:57
  Speaker 9: she was like traumatized.
• 42:58
  Speaker 7: It was breast milk. It was something she rang her
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: breast out, Yeah, like a towel. It was like, wait,
• 43:05
  Speaker 7: hold on, I'm a little confused. Was she squeezing her
• 43:08
  Speaker 7: breast and squeezing a liquid out of her nipples? Yeah?
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it was breast milk, you would assume, But
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: it came out like a fire hose. Brother, it was
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: breast milk might come out like that. It was crazy.
• 43:18
  Speaker 9: That was like the first like if you just sat
• 43:21
  Speaker 9: down and we're like, oh, yeah, we're here at thirty seconds? Yeah,
• 43:25
  Speaker 9: what the look at each other because like the people
• 43:28
  Speaker 9: were with like one of one thought it was a
• 43:30
  Speaker 9: nightclub and we got there, like, brother, this is not
• 43:32
  Speaker 9: a night club.
• 43:34
  Speaker 7: They call it sort of a burlesque. I don't know.
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: It's uh, it's like the same people who try to
• 43:40
  Speaker 7: tell you that eleven in Miami is not a strip club,
• 43:42
  Speaker 7: that it's a cabaret. It's like, shut the fuck up.
• 43:45
  Speaker 7: They placed dollars into the thongs of dancing naked women.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, naked women walk around and ask you for dances
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: and dances they offer you money, yeah, or off your
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: dances for money.
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: Mm hm.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: Which is very interesting.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: We should just go together an episode.
• 44:00
  Speaker 7: From It would be fun to do that all together.
• 44:03
  Speaker 7: In fact, you you don't have a problem staying out late, No,
• 44:08
  Speaker 7: you just don't. She just not like clubbing and now
• 44:11
  Speaker 7: by music and stuff.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: I like to sit at a table and get shit faced.
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: Well we could do that at a nightclub.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: No, I don't like being in loud places either.
• 44:20
  Speaker 7: It's more fun to talk.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, to talk.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: I was in a nightclub with him one time, and
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: he just plugged his ears and rocked back and forth.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Fan tired. I never saw anything like it.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: I was with my I was with my friends this weekend,
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: and he was like, I remember when we went to that
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: club last year and you left right away. They all
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: walked in and we like waited in line, and we
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: walked in and we went downstairs, and I turned around
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: and just got a newburn and went home. I was like,
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: I can't fucking do this.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: It's the right call.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: Like body to body, can't move, waiting for a drink
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: takes three hours.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Used to be a nightclub guy, though.
• 44:50
  Speaker 7: Okay, yes, I would get up for it occasionally as
• 44:54
  Speaker 7: a celebratory thing more, oh it's someone's birthday or you know,
• 45:00
  Speaker 7: there's a reason for this. But the ones I liked
• 45:03
  Speaker 7: were typically the ones that had the day parties, so.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Like occasionally mon talk or some shit or no.
• 45:10
  Speaker 7: No in New York. I'm talking rooftop PhD. The Dream
• 45:15
  Speaker 7: Party was my favorite one. I've been there, so that's on. Yeah,
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: it's like funny seven. It starts at like seven pm,
• 45:21
  Speaker 7: yeah or maybe no, not even.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: It starts earlier than that, five or something, and it
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: follows if everyone goes to Lavo Brunch, which starts at
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: like whatever noon one pm. The brunch is good and
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: it's good.
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: You know about this?
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've done it, and did you like that? I
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: thought the brunch was fine, So then why don't we
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: do that? That would be fun. Turn up at a brunch,
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: Turn up at a brunch. Then we all go over.
• 45:45
  Speaker 7: To PhD, catch sunset at the Dream, get a table there,
• 45:49
  Speaker 7: and it's up. It's whatever, the fiftieth floor of the
• 45:52
  Speaker 7: Dream Hotel. It's all glass. You watch the sunset over
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: New York. But it's a great time to party because
• 45:57
  Speaker 7: the party ends at like nine, nine thirty and just
• 45:59
  Speaker 7: go home when you're like, I'm fucked up, but I'm
• 46:01
  Speaker 7: going to bed at a decent hour. That does sound
• 46:04
  Speaker 7: fun instead of having to, you know, be out till
• 46:06
  Speaker 7: three am and need uppers to get you through it.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Dude. I went to a bar in Brooklyn this weekend.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: That might be my new favorite bar as just as
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: far as Atmosphere Tel in Red Hook called Brooklyn Crab.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, that place rule. It's never been there before.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: It's amazing. That place is really nice.
• 46:24
  Speaker 7: They've what.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up?
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: I like that place, the Crab Hotel. It's on the
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: fiftieth floor. Those glass windows.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Wait, let's talk about let's just talk about going to
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: the stand every night. Then let's just talk about having
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: the same meal at the stand, having the same amount
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: of drinks, and then walking back and just living life
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: on a moving walkway.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: I don't do that, man.
• 47:00
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• 47:07
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• 47:30
  Speaker 1: To a fun one with Francis Ellis. Let's talk about
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: doing the exact same thing.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: I go out all the time.
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: If Harry's living dangerously, he'll start with the peroni. But
• 47:40
  Speaker 7: it's only a matter of time before he says, can
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: I just have a bud light?
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, cause I don't start with peroni if I'm living
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: dangerously to cancel be.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: For this, but give me a bud light.
• 47:51
  Speaker 7: Course, can you just have a course light?
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: I'll just do a course, thank you.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: That's it felt like a vacation.
• 48:01
  Speaker 7: It's sick. I had a birthday party there once.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: Dead Yeah, for I remember that. You were not invited, Yes,
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: I was. It was right after nine to eleven. It
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: was me Francis.
• 48:12
  Speaker 7: Actually after Brooklyn Crab we went to Bounce and on
• 48:17
  Speaker 7: the Uber there. I got out once we got into Manhattan,
• 48:20
  Speaker 7: It's like, hey, sorry, guys, I need to go get something.
• 48:22
  Speaker 7: And I went into a Starbucks and threw up, and
• 48:25
  Speaker 7: then I came back out and went to Bounce and rallied.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: That's amazing because it sounds like you just complete Oh
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: it was your birthday. Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah I had to rally. Yeah. You couldn't just leave
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: them out.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, I was seeing of the club that you were
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: talking about. That kind of sounds like if you spent
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: a bounce after them. That just defeats the purpose of
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: like we're going to go to bed early. It's just
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: more just drinking.
• 48:45
  Speaker 7: No, we didn't. It wasn't one of that. Well, it
• 48:47
  Speaker 7: was a daytime thing because Brooklyn Crab's cool. You actually
• 48:50
  Speaker 7: would love Brooklyn Crab.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: It's like it's all it's like a fisherman's like it
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: feels like it's at the beach.
• 48:54
  Speaker 7: Your seagulls swooping overhead. You can take a ferry there.
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: I like that a lot.
• 48:58
  Speaker 7: And there's a like corn hole and yeah fucking in
• 49:02
  Speaker 7: you know, bachi and yeah, shuffle board and outdoor games
• 49:05
  Speaker 7: and stuff. And then there's really good food and good drinks.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: I went to a I went to a uh walk
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: down by the water this week on Saturday morning.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck, dude, what are you no?
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: I walked down by the water and they were giving
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: at these free like pre biotic sodas. It's good as hell.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: I'd got a great one.
• 49:27
  Speaker 7: Were they proudly gmo No mm.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: Joe, gmo prebiotic though very good for the gut health.
• 49:33
  Speaker 7: Pre biotic.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: It's like a pre biotic or what is it that
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: is that bubble? What's the name of the pre biotic
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: soda or it's like Bubbly or some ship like that,
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: some stupid.
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: I believe normal Seltzer. These ones are really good, though,
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: so good that actually went to the storm and bought some.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Holy what you're doing?
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: Canaday?
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Well? You're you're also were on that diet Doctor Pepper.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I had I had one because it looks so fucking
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: drinking it. Do you ever have one of these? No?
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: So good? Really so good? They're an elite soda. Wow, okay,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: Know, better than diet coke, But you can't have them
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: as consistently as you can drink diet cokes. You can't
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: put down ten of those in a day like you
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: do di.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: I like a Doctor Pepper the diet. It's the exact same.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: It's the only soda where you sacrifice nothing to have
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: the diet. Oh, it tastes the same, the exact same.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Not all asy and.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: Now no no, it's all natural.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no chance. It's a natural sludge.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: Doctor Pepper plants.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: It's a natural sludge flavor.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: Have you ever had a Doctor Pepper bomb?
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: The shot?
• 50:36
  Speaker 10: I think?
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: So good as hell?
• 50:38
  Speaker 7: What's that?
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: It's like?
• 50:39
  Speaker 7: What is it?
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: It's like whiskey or something. Drop it into bud light.
• 50:43
  Speaker 7: Dropped into a bud light.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds like a boiler or what's that? There's
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: a name for.
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: That bear bear fight? Do you ever have a bear fight?
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: No?
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: What's that?
• 50:50
  Speaker 7: Bear fight? Is an Irish car bomb with a Jaeger
• 50:55
  Speaker 7: bomb following it.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
• 50:57
  Speaker 7: It's just those two back to back.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: That's that's nasty for the stomach. I used to do
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: those in Florida and just ship your brains out.
• 51:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and shake all night and you know, not have
• 51:10
  Speaker 7: a great time. To be honest with you, I'll.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: See tiktoks of guys who are like, eat this pepper.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: If you can eat this pepper and not drink this
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: gallon of milk within the first minute, I'll give you
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: one hundred bucks. And a guy will just be out
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: on like a strip of nightclubs, chomp down a pepper,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, then chug a gallon of milk to
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: get his hundred dollars. Like you're ruining your night for
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: a hundred crazy ye like two drinks. Yeah, that's that's
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: not enough. That's not a good price for you to
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: wreak havoc on your asshole.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, you gotta go right home after that.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I don't think there's anyone that could just withstand that
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: and be like, oh, yeah, I'm just gonna drink for
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: the rest of the night, shoot and milk on top
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, that's so fucked. I don't think people
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: even like have have tough stomachs like that.
• 51:57
  Speaker 7: No. The one I want to try is the one
• 51:59
  Speaker 7: where if you can hang from the bar for a minute, a.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: Minute or that's a lot harder than people think.
• 52:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm sure it is.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: You definitely could do that.
• 52:07
  Speaker 7: Well, there's a technique to it. The problem is the
• 52:09
  Speaker 7: bar rotates.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: Well, the fake ones do, like the like the ones
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: that you see like a fair.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Right, Well, I don't know. I think there's someones that
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: where it's just like the military will have it and
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: they're not trying to fuck you up. Yeah, or doesn't rotate.
• 52:23
  Speaker 7: Well, I think I mean I could probably just hang
• 52:26
  Speaker 7: from a stationary pull up bar for a minute.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think that's hard too. Though. It's harder
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: than you'd think. Brother, I don't know. I think I
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: could do it. But what's the strategy for the rotating one?
• 52:37
  Speaker 7: Well, apparently, you know you want to adjust your hands.
• 52:40
  Speaker 7: But as soon as you start, you're supposed to be
• 52:42
  Speaker 7: over the top of it. And as soon as you
• 52:44
  Speaker 7: start going like that, you're fucked. You have to keep
• 52:47
  Speaker 7: your hands over the top age.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: So it's a big forearm exercise. Dude, your forearmso media
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: as hell, Dude, they look strong, medium as hell.
• 52:56
  Speaker 7: I get a well fed arms, well fed snake right there.
• 53:00
  Speaker 7: That's an anaconda. Yeah, your friends and bows.
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: In there like just like hooks pretty much.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hook them with the amount that we talk about
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: the gym like we should be. We should have forums
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: like franccis.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: Hell no, we're talking about coach Jim. Yeah, coaches are
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: never in plane shape.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: I listened to the Art of War on books on
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: tape this this weekend Soon Sun Sun Zoo Sun Zoo. Yeah.
• 53:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I never listened to it or I never read
• 53:28
  Speaker 7: of you.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: It was like it's like a public domain book and
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: it's like an hour and fifteen minutes. I was like, oh,
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: these people who are like I would read it. It's
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: like an hour fifteen minutes. It's a joke. So I
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: was like, okay, I just want to be able to
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: say I read a book today and rip through it.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Part of that is like you don't know, you don't
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: have to know how to You might know how to
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: take a city, but that doesn't mean you can do it.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, Like we know how, we know all the
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: workout tricks, but we can't we don't have we can't
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: get our forums. Fucking media. Is that ship?
• 53:59
  Speaker 7: I see now that it's metaphor. I was gonna have
• 54:01
  Speaker 7: no idea how to take a city. I wouldn't know
• 54:05
  Speaker 7: where to begin taking a city. Where do you think
• 54:10
  Speaker 7: you begin to take a city?
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Well, he says, wall cities. Son Zuo's like, bro, don't
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: do that ship. If the city has walls, that's the
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: last thing you want to attack. Really, you don't want
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: to attack a walled city.
• 54:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well then you can only lay siege. Really that's
• 54:23
  Speaker 7: the best way. Yeah, you're gonna want some catapults, and
• 54:26
  Speaker 7: you're gonna want to stop the supply of water and
• 54:29
  Speaker 7: food into this.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: That's what I was thinking, to choke them out and
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: just starve them out. I was singing, shut off the
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: shut off the power.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what sun Zoo did. He just snipped the
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: electric He like, didn't let them watch cable.
• 54:42
  Speaker 7: As far as I can tell. In more recent times,
• 54:45
  Speaker 7: the only person who's successfully taking a city was Bane.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: And he just got a bunch of prisoners.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, which I don't really know why they were so
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: stoked to like work for him.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Who else Kyle Rittenhouse kind of did, yeah, briefly, who else?
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Oka City took the entireties.
• 55:02
  Speaker 7: I guess Russia has taken a few Ukrainian cities, but
• 55:05
  Speaker 7: they I think they took him back.
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: They've taken him back. There's been a little bit of
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: a given. Yeah, definitely a little day return policy on
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: the cities.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I The only way I can tell is when Sas
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: puts the Ukraine flag or deletes it from his Twitter profile.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: I wish you put up the Ukraine flag at the beginning.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: I'm surprised I didn't. That is something that I would do.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: There's no idea what's going on.
• 55:37
  Speaker 7: I saw a guy on the highway driving a convertible
• 55:41
  Speaker 7: and he had a massive flag coming out of the
• 55:45
  Speaker 7: back seat of his convertible that just said fuck Putin,
• 55:50
  Speaker 7: and it was in the Ukraine colors, and he was
• 55:52
  Speaker 7: smoking one of those ridiculous cigars vapes.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: You're seeing the big cigars that are like this thick no,
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: Now those are funny. Who was the rapper that was
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: smoking one of those R kelly yas R Kelly? All right, continue,
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: we can pull up the r Kelly.
• 56:08
  Speaker 7: Video after No, No, we're onto R Kelly.
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: It's funny. It's a funny ass video. What are those
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: big vapes that had when you went Odds, the one
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: you you blow up cloud of smoke on? Yeah, he was.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: He was hitting it every four seconds. Yeah, and it
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: was like a smoke trail. There was like a vapor
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: trail his car.
• 56:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Those things are fucking crazy.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: You know that dude that you know barbershop on Pearl, Yeah,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: all the guys who work there. At the beginning of
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: the Russian Ukraine conflict, like a new guy started working
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: there and he was saying he like said he was
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Ukrainian and he's Russian. Like I found out a lot, dude.
• 56:48
  Speaker 7: I used to do a bit about this. Really, I
• 56:51
  Speaker 7: know exactly that barber shop, and I know exactly the
• 56:54
  Speaker 7: guy you're talking about his tattoos. Yes, he said he
• 56:57
  Speaker 7: had just come over like three weeks earlier, Yes, Ukraine,
• 57:00
  Speaker 7: and I had a bit about it for a bit
• 57:02
  Speaker 7: where I was like, wait, you're you're like twenty four
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: and you left you cowered, Yeah, like why aren't you
• 57:10
  Speaker 7: over there fighting?
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: He's actually Russian and he was just knew he like
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: wanted a like good tip and was like afraid of
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: the anti Russian, Like what the fuck? Like I found
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: out like a couple like.
• 57:20
  Speaker 7: Dude, that guy cut my hair and pulled the same.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Shit said, and all those guys in there are Russian
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: and like this just a barbershop.
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: Wow, stolen valor. It's in our neighborhood.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: But they they're all it's all Russian. Then they're great guys.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: But they were worried that people were gonna be like,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: oh Russian, like fuck that, like Ukraine for life.
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: Do you think it was that or do you think
• 57:40
  Speaker 7: it's that they know we will tip them better because
• 57:43
  Speaker 7: they're from Ukraine and the sympathy for Ukraine is.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: The current medicine combination of those things, like they don't
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: want the anti and there's no downside for them to
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: claim Ukrainian because our dumbasses have no idea what the differences.
• 57:55
  Speaker 7: But your way is less sinister to me. And I
• 57:58
  Speaker 7: assumed it was because they were trying to take advantage
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: of that.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Oh I thought it was because they thought that everybody
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: and like would hate them. Yeah, Brooklyn would be like
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Ukraine for fucking over these colors. Don't bleed, kneel for
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: the anthem, stand for the Ukraine one. In fact, that's
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: your fucking generation.
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: Is Ukraine the one that has the long ass national anthem?
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: It's like five minutes long.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Yes, that's the one.
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: No, don't they have the longest national anthem?
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: If they do, then I will eat my hat on
• 58:28
  Speaker 7: that comment.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Ukraine the longest national anthem? Will he be eating a hat?
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: Stay tuned, I'll eat that sotaw hat? How do you
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: say it? Now?
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: It's Greece, No hat for you, no hat for me?
• 58:45
  Speaker 7: How do you say?
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: So to tow? Is it so to toe?
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: So to toe? M? I think it's it isn't same
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: for suckar dick to all of our enemies.
• 58:54
  Speaker 7: That's right?
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's a good acronym. I now, yeah, don't
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: try me and ship. What time is it?
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: Five eleven?
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: We watched this video of r Kelly before we go.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: He looks like a comic boss, like he's smoking a fucking.
• 59:14
  Speaker 7: That looks like a cigar that's gonna explode. In his face,
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: laugh at it.
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: But it's not even like the actual like cigar parts.
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: It's like that the rap is so thick. Why is
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: the it? It's like this thick that is the rap
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: is like you have.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: To like sucking dick to cigar, Like that can't be enjoyable.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: You literally have to wrap your your mouth around it
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: like you're sucking. Yeah, yeah, that's why. Like a nice, tiny,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: nice chiamne. He's never smoked a cheyenne like a cherry chyamne. No,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is. Fun TB.
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: They're like cigars. There's size cigarettes.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Oh that sounds fun. They are.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: They taste good as hands. But cigarellos, Diego, do you
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: know those cigarella? I was just figuring from Diego's from
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: New jerseyl heritage. Thank you fucking asshole.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 7: Okay, Cio, I thought maybe you might have familiarity with them.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: Now, New Jersey's a Jersey boys.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: It's not a cigarette.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 7: Tell me, my friend is a cigarelle coming.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: To cigarillos finding the double L make it L sound
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: it's an eoea eoo.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 7: There you go. Yeah, yeah, I think they're I think
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 7: they're the small cigars sattios.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: These are shy.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 7: Someone look up cigarillos. It's cigarette, whether or not. Diego's
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: parents boothed them over the border.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: Cigarillas the only.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 7: Way to keep the dry when you're crossing the rio ground.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: Like a black and mild looks like a blunt. That's
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: a black stone?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: Is that not a?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: Is that a? I think it's all.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: I think they're all. I think it's just like a
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: type of cigar, right, and it's like black and mild,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: switch sweets backwoods.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: I think cigarello is how you say it an American?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: What is this you're seeing here?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: Is a cigarette? Well? Yeah, it's just saying.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 7: Which one is the long one? Is it long and thin? Yes? Yeah?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: I got black and mild, okay, and then you got
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: you got Dutch Masters, Phillies.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Sweet?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 7: Do you you do you like cigars? I could see
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 7: you liking a cigar. Love cigars?
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: Do you actually know I'm nothing? You say?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 7: Is no?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: I do?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: I used to smoke cigars a lot, really yeah, and
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: then I got.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: In and then nine to eleven hit well, I couldn't bear.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: I smoked tobacco a lot in high school. You smoke
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: a lot of cigarettes. Smoke to them at a time
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: parallel to each other. Remember the tower. Then me and Mooke,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: Me and Mouke had a little bit of a phase
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: where we were smoking cigars at the end of weekends
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: a lot, and then I got felt sick after and
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: we never did it again.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fair, that's fair. Last day in Africa, I
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: sat around the fire and smoked the cigar, looked deeply
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: into the fire, just had a room like of cigars.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: I got like hungover from cigars.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 7: Though, Well, you gotta go with the more mild ones.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 7: There's such a difference in terms of the mouth lingering,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: chimney thing when you go with a more mild cigar
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 7: versus like a really noxious, toxic one.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: I think it was last not this year's two years ago.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: For Fourth of July, I smoked a cigar with my
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: cousin's boyfriend and I smoked a full cigar your cousin's
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: gay And then I woke up the next day and
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: I was sick as hell, sick as fuck.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nasty, that's a nasty feeling. You need the
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: light ones.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, move went to a cigar lounge in Phoenix.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Right, cigar lounge is next door here, I would do that.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 7: I would do that.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: That was right there.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 7: I would do cigar lounge.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: You get the torches, yellow, got a Guinness or a whiskey.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: When's your have Burday Shore coming up?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: You gotta go after your half birthday birthday. Now we're
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: all April guys.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 7: Oh wow, that's right, I'm into March.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: We're all pretty close, pretty close, April into March.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 7: That's the son of a boy dad, son of a
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 7: boy dadat your car, brother, I shall goodbye. I was
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 7: kind of kidding. But are we done? I guess we're done.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 7: Hey, that was fun.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: That flew by