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Show #232 The Jerk Fest · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to our first episode of jerk Fest. The
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  Speaker 1: jerk Tested finds out if your friends actually know what
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: they claim that they know. I've got four players here
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  Speaker 1: who are gonna we're gonna be battling it out to
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  Speaker 1: see who is actually an expert and who is just
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  Speaker 1: a jerk. They are right, We're not. We're not playing
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  Speaker 1: for money for charity, but for a trophy. This this
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  Speaker 1: obnoxiously large novelty mug that says officially not a Jerk
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  Speaker 1: Champion jerk Fest bfy tw. It is thirty ounces and
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  Speaker 1: it is literally massive and you could drink out of it.
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  Speaker 1: That's gonna be my Monday there. That is That is
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  Speaker 1: the one that Monday amount. You could put a full
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  Speaker 1: pot off in that.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: So let's get straight to the game, shall we. Our
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  Speaker 1: first round is going to be the Solo jerk Round.
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  Speaker 1: Each of our players has brought with them a specialist
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  Speaker 1: subject that they claim to be an expert in, and
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna test them one by one.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: The solo jerk round is a way to just kind
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  Speaker 1: of relax you into it a little bit. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: ask you medium difficulty questions on your specialist subject. Uh
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  Speaker 1: and these are for you alone. Once I'm finished asking
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  Speaker 1: the question, you left three seconds to answer, uh, and
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  Speaker 1: you'll get one point for each one you get. Right,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna start with ze hi z, how are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Can I make an early confession? Are you a jerk?
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  Speaker 1: You know?
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  Speaker 2: I really liked the game that I gave you for
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  Speaker 2: the in depth information. Yeah, that was like ten years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Miss this is it is rough like that though, because
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  Speaker 2: you think you know something and then you turns out you.
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  Speaker 1: Know and there's all that game was. There was a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Well let's find out what you know. Man. Yeah. So
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  Speaker 1: your your special subject was ever Quest and it's first
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  Speaker 1: three expansions correct, okay, because it's like there's like twenty
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  Speaker 1: one expansions right now or something like that. So something
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  Speaker 1: absurd It just came out with another one. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: still going strong. So uh, why ever Quest? Why did
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  Speaker 1: you pick that?
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  Speaker 2: I really liked the request back in college, played it
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  Speaker 2: and say it about like we did mapping for we
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  Speaker 2: did like redly, like we actually this was back before
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  Speaker 2: like the convenience of oh this to get this item,
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  Speaker 2: you need to do this, like you how people are
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  Speaker 2: like oh nowadays, we love a game that doesn't hold
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  Speaker 2: your hand. EverQuest did not hold your hand at all.
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  Speaker 2: It kicked you off a fucking cliff. Yes, question like
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  Speaker 2: n impossible, Like even now they put like brackets around
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  Speaker 2: like the text you have to say in there to
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  Speaker 2: they did that before. You would have to just go
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  Speaker 2: around to every NPC and talk to them, find an
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  Speaker 2: item and be like, yes, can I help you? Can
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  Speaker 2: I help you find something? Are you a quest? Give
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  Speaker 2: like it was said? Just yeah, wow, and have to
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  Speaker 2: reset to hail them so that they know you're talking
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  Speaker 2: to them again.
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  Speaker 1: In a few minutes, they just walk away. You know.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't done harassing you with weird suggestions.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you're a quest handing them random
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  Speaker 2: items that they would just thank you?
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  Speaker 1: Are you gonna give me? Thank you for this weird sword?
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  Speaker 1: You have one anymore? All right? See I've got five
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  Speaker 1: medium difficulty questions on ever Quest in the first three expansions.
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  Speaker 1: You get a point for each one you get right.
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  Speaker 1: If you're wrong, you lose a point and you can
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  Speaker 1: go to the negatives. So if you don't know, just
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  Speaker 1: say no answer or let the time run out your choice. Right,
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  Speaker 1: let's get started, Z what powerful artifact and major quest
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  Speaker 1: item in the original EverQuest played a central role in
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  Speaker 1: the Temple of solissec ro Zone and was associated with
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  Speaker 1: the god of mischief. It's not the deck of Many,
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  Speaker 1: is it. That's incorrect. Correct answer was the Rod of
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  Speaker 1: insidious evil Man. Never did de quester. That was the
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  Speaker 1: nickname for my penis.
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  Speaker 4: You don't want to hear what it is.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's your second question. The catastrophic event in EverQuest's
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  Speaker 1: lore that led to the separation of the continent of
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  Speaker 1: Velius from the rest of Norath is known by what
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  Speaker 1: two word title. I'm gonna say the Rending. It's a
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  Speaker 1: good guess. But the answer is the Great Divide. That's
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  Speaker 1: a zone in Velius. That's what's listed as the event
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  Speaker 1: in EverQuest floor that caused the separation, and it was
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  Speaker 1: the nickname for my butt crack. But the divides of
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  Speaker 1: a zone in Velius, that's in the like.
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  Speaker 2: It's not separating it from the bad cotton though, hm hm.
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  Speaker 1: Another expansion maybe yeah, it might. It might have been
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  Speaker 1: done later. I can't say I didn't look into anything
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  Speaker 1: past first three expansion. Downloaded, install the game aeron what's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Sorry? Play it. Here's question three. In EverQuest's
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  Speaker 1: first expansion, The Ruins of koon Ark, the antagonist is
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  Speaker 1: a dragon living in the city of Skyshrine. What's its name?
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  Speaker 1: No clue, no answer, no point loss, no point gain.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be in in this game just like I had.
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  Speaker 1: The name I have is ven Reel, Sathir or Sir.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how you say these, any of them.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just making it up. I think that's a sleeper. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Here's your que Your fourth question. The Scars of Velius
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  Speaker 1: expansion introduced a new playable feline race known for their
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  Speaker 1: agility and strength. That's exactly right before I even finished
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  Speaker 1: the question. Uh. And the natural affinity for the Beast,
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  Speaker 1: Lord and Monk classes. What is that race called the
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  Speaker 1: sheer perfect Uh? And your last question? In the Shadows
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  Speaker 1: of Lucklan expansion, what is the name of the primary
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  Speaker 1: city and hub for players on the Moon of Luckland?
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  Speaker 1: The Nexus? I might have to google this because I
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  Speaker 1: have Shadow Haven.
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  Speaker 2: Shadow Haven is next to the nexaes, but the Nexus
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  Speaker 2: is where you actually get to big That's where you
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  Speaker 2: could transfer to all the different areas. That's the actual hub.
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  Speaker 2: The Nexus goes to shadow Shadown Caves, Yeah, that's really it.
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  Speaker 2: It just goes from yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it to you. You know, I know
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  Speaker 1: the math. I know the maths. I don't know the
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  Speaker 1: creatures to day. In that case, you'll get the point
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  Speaker 1: for that mob killed. Yeah, what's the special? Mom? Dead
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  Speaker 1: and shadow Haven was the nickname for my girlfriend's hu
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  Speaker 1: ha in high school. She dumped ment no clue, I
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  Speaker 1: see after five questions on your topic. Oh, I forgot
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  Speaker 1: I could do this. There we go, after your five questions.
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  Speaker 1: You're at zero points in this economy. That's good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's awesome. We are going to move on to Magnus
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  Speaker 1: cock Thunder. Hi Magnus, how you doing? What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? I've worked with the you're believe it or not,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not surprised. You promised that I'll be in the calendar, right, Yeah? Absolutely?
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  Speaker 1: Uh So everybody else brought, you know a topic that
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  Speaker 1: they love and enjoy. You chose automotive repair. Yeah. Are
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  Speaker 1: you just a really boring person? Jeez? I mean it's
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  Speaker 1: how I can afford to do this ship with you guys.
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  Speaker 2: He picks something he would actually be an expert. You
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  Speaker 2: asked me about something I know something about that. No
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  Speaker 2: one else doesn't. All four of you fuckers don't know
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  Speaker 2: a goddamn thing other than how to start your car.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, I know a lot about my car after we fix.
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  Speaker 4: It to learn it, but I know about it now.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't say a fun topic. He said something I
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  Speaker 1: know about what I've seen.
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  Speaker 4: That probably Copiert's find.
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  Speaker 1: If I do actually know anything? All right, question just
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  Speaker 1: just like the z before you. Five questions medium difficulty. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: topic of choice, which is automotive repair? Uh? And here
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  Speaker 1: we go with question number one. What metal part synchronizes
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  Speaker 1: the rotation of the crank shaft and camshaft? Timey chain?
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  Speaker 1: It's absolutely right. Then when you get the bill, you
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  Speaker 1: get the mechanic shaft.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's three thousand dollars between friends?
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  Speaker 1: Magne series? Question number two? Okay, what car part reduces
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  Speaker 1: harmful emissions by converting toxic gases like carbon monoxide and
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  Speaker 1: hydrocarbons into less harmful carbon dioxide and nitrogen. Read that
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  Speaker 1: very well, It's that's absolutely right. This is bullshit. I
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  Speaker 1: know you're I taught you good. That's right, all right.
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  Speaker 1: That's also the thing that you cut off your car? Yes, Uh, Magnus,
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  Speaker 1: here is your third question, according to AutoZone dot com,
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  Speaker 1: after how many miles should you replace the cabin air
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  Speaker 1: filter in most vehicles? Now? They provided a range, and
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  Speaker 1: you'll be correct as long as your answer is anywhere
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  Speaker 1: in that range. I mean probably fifteen thousand miles, as
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  Speaker 1: usually do. The range was fifteen thousand to thirty thousand,
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  Speaker 1: so that's the point. Well done. Here's question number four.
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  Speaker 1: Break fluids are all highgroscopic, which means they absorb what
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  Speaker 1: from the air. I'll give that to you. I had moisture, same,
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  Speaker 1: the same thing. And here's your last question. The part
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  Speaker 1: of a car that commonly manages fuel injection and ignition
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  Speaker 1: systems is known as the ECU or the ECM. Can
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  Speaker 1: you tell me what either acronym stands for? And your
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  Speaker 1: control module? Perfect? Perfect? Yeah, yeah, you would have. I
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  Speaker 1: thought you good. You know all those things. Magnus has
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  Speaker 1: gone five for five smart. It pays to be. We'll
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  Speaker 1: see how that pays off. We'll see you're up next.
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  Speaker 1: Great and Augie brought the topic of the world of warcraft.
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  Speaker 1: Are you embarrassed? Are you? And are you in trying
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  Speaker 1: to out nerd each other? Like what's happened.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe Listen, World of Warcraft is like more addictive than okay, and.
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  Speaker 1: You specifically said no expansions, yeah, which made straight up
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  Speaker 1: your topic a nightmare to research, literal nightmare, because it's
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  Speaker 1: like I look up something that I have to be like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's cool, I'm gonna make a question about it. It
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  Speaker 1: would turn out to be in the Wrath of the
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  Speaker 1: lich King or something. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I remember that you brought that question out to me,
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  Speaker 5: and I knew it anyway, Ship, I should.
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  Speaker 1: I should have kept it. What is it about World
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  Speaker 1: of Warcraft that made you want to choose it?
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  Speaker 5: I mean it was a big part of my life,
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  Speaker 5: holy Ship, Like I've spent hours in that game. It
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  Speaker 5: was my escape from reality.
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  Speaker 1: And like I said, it was addictive too, like super addictive.
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  Speaker 5: There were like people going to congress and Ship about
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  Speaker 5: people like overplaying World of Warcraft and literally dying in
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  Speaker 5: their homes from like starvation and shit.
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  Speaker 1: It was insane. All right. Yeah, I'm still here, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Five questions on World Warcraft Vanilla. Uh, And here's your
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  Speaker 1: first question. What is the name of the forty man raid?
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  Speaker 1: Instance located in the Eastern Plague Lands and features bosses
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  Speaker 1: like notf the Plague Bringer and Helgan the Unclean exs.
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  Speaker 1: That's absolutely right. I thought I went to college with Higeny.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: He was a dick then, and he's a dick now.
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  Speaker 1: I'll gie your second question. What unique trinket for level
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  Speaker 1: sixty priests can be found in Multencore and as an
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  Speaker 1: easter egg allows priests to see Ricole Niche standing next
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  Speaker 1: to Harris Hilton at world Zend Tavern.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna fuck this up because I think I'm gonna
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  Speaker 5: mix them up.
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  Speaker 1: It was the Divinity. That's exactly right, exactly because the
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  Speaker 1: demon had the Eye of Shadow and just in time too.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here's your third question. The legendary sword once
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  Speaker 1: wielded by Prince Thunderan and currently the only legendary weapon
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  Speaker 1: available to all classes is thunder Fury Blessed Blade of
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  Speaker 1: the What wind Seeker is right? Well done, Here's your
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  Speaker 1: fourth question. What is the name of the Dwarven game hunter,
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  Speaker 1: considered the greatest hunter on Azirov and is the author
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  Speaker 1: of The Green Hills of Stranglethorne. Oh fuck, oh god,
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  Speaker 1: I know it. Time, damn it. Well, you didn't give
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  Speaker 1: me an answer, so you're not losing any points, but
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  Speaker 1: the correct answer was Hemmett Nessing worried.
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  Speaker 5: Goddamn it, Nat Pigel Fisherman was stuck in my goddamn.
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  Speaker 1: It, they're coming right for us. On fun fact, that
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  Speaker 1: is an anagram of Ernest Hemingway. Yeah, really, yeah, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Your final question in this first round, what is the
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  Speaker 1: name of the Lord of Fire who serves as a
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  Speaker 1: major antagonist in World of Warcraft Classic? Is right and
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  Speaker 1: has four points. I didn't like. That was impressive. That
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  Speaker 1: was impressive.
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  Speaker 2: That was well done because I was invested a lot
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  Speaker 2: of time in that game too, But I knew nearly
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  Speaker 2: none of those You.
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  Speaker 1: Never did that question where we had to kill, like
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  Speaker 1: you kill all these animals. That's the thing doing.
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  Speaker 5: I think I blocked out on my mind because that
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  Speaker 5: was the worst question.
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  Speaker 2: Right right, and you go back to the cabinet and
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  Speaker 2: now that they'd be like they're coming right forth and
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  Speaker 2: be some gazelles off the device.
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  Speaker 5: And then I got it back and Wrath of the
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  Speaker 5: lich King and made you do it.
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  Speaker 4: Again, and see, yep, you know do genocide developers like
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  Speaker 4: this is my favorite part.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just do it again and collect thirty stupid pages
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  Speaker 1: all right, and now we're going to move on to
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  Speaker 1: our fourth and final player and his subject.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm scared because I didn't specify, and I should
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  Speaker 4: have when I say, I mean the classic. I didn't
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  Speaker 4: even say that to Eron, and I didn't say until
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  Speaker 4: he until I them talking.
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  Speaker 1: That might be a problem because I ask questions.
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  Speaker 4: I everything, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much. Oh god, this is a stupid question
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  Speaker 1: because I know the answer. But why doom?
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  Speaker 4: Why doom?
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  Speaker 6: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: My dad brought me upright.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: He he had a computer home built and like pre
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  Speaker 4: anybody else, and he allowed me to build one side
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  Speaker 4: by side, had a home network before most people had
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  Speaker 4: anything like that, had internet with its own line before
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  Speaker 4: anybody had that with a network, and he got me
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  Speaker 4: Wolfenstein Doom I Zoom. I would play all the time,
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  Speaker 4: Butter and I nightly, especially over summer vacation for sure,
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  Speaker 4: Like my parents would come downstairs at like four or
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  Speaker 4: five am, would you guys freaking turn turn the computer off,
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  Speaker 4: go to sleep at least an alvern two playing Doom
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  Speaker 4: And we'd always start from the very first level. We
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  Speaker 4: would never skip levels, start from the very first one.
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  Speaker 4: We go about fifteen levels in or so and it
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  Speaker 4: was great.
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  Speaker 1: It was awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Doom Tune came along, same thing up all night and
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  Speaker 4: weapons and Monstera's a lot more levels, thirty two levels,
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  Speaker 4: you know, including a couple hidden ones, and we do
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  Speaker 4: the same thing. Start from the very beginning level, very
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  Speaker 4: first one.
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  Speaker 1: Never skip ahead.
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  Speaker 4: Get about twenty levels in and either there'd be a
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  Speaker 4: double barrel shotgun or a rocket in my bank.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And it was purposeful, no, because I hear the giggle
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  Speaker 4: from the right side, because not far away, we.
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  Speaker 1: Were four feet from each other.
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  Speaker 4: He would never yeah, and then it would become Okay,
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  Speaker 4: he's got all his weapons.
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  Speaker 1: I got a pistol.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go either shoot at him, find something quick,
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  Speaker 4: or just punch him to death, because once he's.
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  Speaker 1: Down, then.
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  Speaker 4: On a real tournament, because somebody will try to end
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  Speaker 4: the level real quick to get to the next guns
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  Speaker 4: real fair. But yeah, I love Doom, I always have
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  Speaker 4: and I still play it today, all right, all week ago.
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  Speaker 1: I'll still play in the ninety three version. Well, let's
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  Speaker 1: see how much you remember about Doom joined me at
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  Speaker 1: zero across a five questions starting now here's your first.
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  Speaker 1: In Doom's first episode, knee Deep in the Dead, everybody knows.
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  Speaker 1: The name of the first level is hanger. What's the
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: name of the second level? Asked? Answer time, is the
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  Speaker 1: nuclear plant? Okay, all right, here's the second questions. Microsoft
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  Speaker 1: CEO Bill Gates appeared in a promotional video where he
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: was superimposed into Doom shooting a shotgun at an undead marine.
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  Speaker 1: What software pro was this video made to promote Windows
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  Speaker 1: is right way to promote it? Yeah, it worked. It's funny.
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  Speaker 1: If you read the story of this happening. Bill Gates
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: had no idea what was going on, but it was.
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  Speaker 1: But they talked him into doing it, and he's like, Okay, sure.
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  Speaker 6: It's crazy, it's cool. It's impressed his faith in his employees. Yes,
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  Speaker 6: because they could have had him like butchering school children. Anyway,
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  Speaker 6: here's your third question, sir. Famously appearing at the end
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  Speaker 6: of episode three Inferno. What's the name of Doom Slayer's
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  Speaker 6: pet rabbit, Floppy?
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  Speaker 1: No, that is wrong, it's Daisy. Yeah, here's your fourth question.
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  Speaker 1: The Ultimate Doom was an updated version of Doom released
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  Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety five that adds a fourth nine level
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  Speaker 1: episode called what you Infernal? No, damn It. That was
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  Speaker 1: the third episode damn it. The fourth one was thy
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  Speaker 1: Flesh consumed and your final question, you gave me a
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  Speaker 1: wrong answer, so I gotta take a point away your
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: final question. Doom two featured a unique final boss, a
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  Speaker 1: massive demon that cannot move and has an exposed brain.
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  Speaker 1: This creature is informally named after the level it comes from.
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  Speaker 1: What is that name?
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  Speaker 4: Level thirty?
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  Speaker 1: Is that your answer?
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  Speaker 4: I cannot remember the name.
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  Speaker 1: Time to kill it to generously say that level thirty
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  Speaker 1: was not in the serious answer, so I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to take a point away from you. It was Icon
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  Speaker 1: of Sin Yeap. He has the same name as the
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  Speaker 1: final boss in Doom maternalep. I knew none of those.
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  Speaker 4: I knew that after walk through the first level up
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  Speaker 4: forward to the right see I could probably have done that.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: So at the end of our solo jerk round, Stevie
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: is sadly on the bottom of minus one bottom these
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: just ahead at zero, Augie's way ahead of him at four,
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: and then Magnus is just ahead of him at five.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: But we've got several more rounds to play and anything
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: could change. When we come back, they're going to start
• 20:27
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• 20:30
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• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Round two is going to be the circle Jerk round.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Like we're gonna once again do each player one by
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: one and ask them the questions on there a specialist subject.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: But this time any other player can steal one of
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: your questions for double points. And these questions are easier,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: so they tend to be more general knowledge than previous questions.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I don't trust, so I don't trust. Once again, we're
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: going to turn to Z as our first player and
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: EverQuest These are easy questions on ever Quest. Everybody, fingers
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: on buzzers if you want to steal, uh and go ahead.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Your first question. EverQuest, due to being able to support
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: over three thousand players per server, was the first commercially
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: successful three D m m O RPG. What does mm
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: O RPG stand for? Z was first in m MMO
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: multime It's the second name is what's fucking me up?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I gotta buzz you out. I'm gonna reset the buzzers
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: and the next player in was I believe o ste
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Oh that's why? Okay, now I don't want them? Yeah, Stevie?
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: What is the stand for massively multiplayer online role playing game?
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: That's right, well done? Point for two points for you
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: because you stole. We never we never used the first thing.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: It was massive at the time though, it was all right.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Second question, fingers on buzzers. Hold up my phone blocked itself.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Don't do that? You get booted? Yeah, alright ready. The
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: developer and publisher of EverQuest is s OE, the online
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: entertainment branch of what multinational technology conglomerate Z was in
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: for Sony is correct? Point for z uh? Your third question.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: S OE also released It's Stuck a buzz oh sorry,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: let me there you go uh and unlocked here we go. Uh.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: So we also released two offline games for the PlayStation two,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: both under the title Champions of Where Shit wide open.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: I've tried to think of a time nobody buzzed norath Yes,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: North Champions David. Have you played the Champions of North?
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Have you played EverQuest for the PS two? Did you
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: know the original request? Actually don't. Well, the Champions of
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: North games were based on the Balder's Gate Dark Alliance games.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: It was the same engine and those games were great.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: So I have not played Champions in theth but I
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: want to check them out.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: I was going through all the different like continent no, no,
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: like you don't say anything. All right, buzzers are open.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Here's your fourth question.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: According to IGN, the character class and EverQuest that is
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: a healer devoting their life and service to it God
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: is which class Z is first? In the Claire is
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: exactly right? And your final question in this topic this
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: might be my favorite question of the game. Oh sorry,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: this might be my favorite question of the game. But
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: in EverQuest currency, what does PEP stand for? Magnus was
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: in by twenty seven milliseconds. Oh, platinum pieces is right
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: for double points. There's so many different currency. I know.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I was like original, like the special thing. We're gonna
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: move on to random. Still your AUJ that right? Yeah,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: you know automotive though, you'll be okay. We're gonna move
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: on to CJ's topic, automotive repair. Make me proud. Easier
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: questions on automotive repair. And here's your first one. What
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: is part of a car and a cigarette and removes
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: contaminants from both? Z was first in filter is right
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: for double points the steal. Here's your second question, magus, Yeah,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: bus just unlocked. Mine? What car part beginning with A
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: is responsible for charging the car's battery while the engine
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: is running? These in first again, alternator is right. I'm
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: proud of you catching up. He's catching up fast. Here's
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: your third question. What two word car part is defined
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: by the Cambridge Dictionary as a person who gives energy
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: to an activity involving others. He was in first.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say distributor cap, but that's not No, that's incorrect.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: What I got stuck at the power like no, no, no, before.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Breaks, no one else is buzzing in. I don't think
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: I quite got the c uh, a two word car
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: part defined by Cambridge Dictionary as a person who gives
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: energy to an activity involving others. Spark plug. I've never
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: heard another human being referred to spark blood. It must
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: be an ancient slang term before time. Yeah, you know that, kid,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: there's a real spark plug. I've never heard. I've never
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: called any one that. I don't know. Those are very
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: white things. Buzzers are reset. He is your fourth question
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: according to cars dot Com and Automotive terms. In automotive terms,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: what does the acronym A B S stand for twenty three?
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's wrong, Cebe. You were next in A
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: B S and lock break system. That's what I was
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: looking for. You just said breaks. You're right. Sorry, that's
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: that's on me. All right. Well that's Stevie gets another
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: point because he stole Yeah, well done. All right, and
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: your final question, what part of a car disippets dissipates
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: heat from the engine coolant? Magnus is in first. The
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: radiator is right again. I thought you're about the like.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: So automotive repair questions are done. We're on. We're nice, everybody. Yeah,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: that was very good. Onto a World of Warcraft questions, alright,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: horrible fingers on buzzers, we all played it, We're all
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: gonna sign. What is the maximum level a character can
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: reach in World Warcraft Classic? Augie was in first sixty
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: sixty is right? Well done? Second question, resetting buzzers, which
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: faction is associated with the capital city of Orgmar ste nice?
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Well done, Steamy with the steel for double points resetting
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: everybody buzzed down. Here's your third question. Which character class
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: in World Warcraft generates rage as they fight? Which is
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: used to power supposed to attacks? Stevie's in him very
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: that's incorrect, warrior warrior. He always played with. Stevie lewises
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: a point in z gains two for stealing uh. Here
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: all over the buzz buzzers are reset. And here's the
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: fourth question. What is the name for the ancient world
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: tree that serves as the starting zone for Augie's in
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: First is right? Takes that point? I didn't know if
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: it's only one, it's his topic. And your last question,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: what snowy sounding company developed and published World of Warcraft?
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Stevie was in First is right?
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: I was very good the snowy sounding company. I was
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: thinking he's gonna be a factor in the world of.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Cocaine in corporate But look at those scores at the
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: end of all the segment. I'm so proud of you.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: See and Stevie are on six and this is.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: I'm really happy I picked that topic.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna suck. Watch all right, here's our last topic.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: It's Stevie. Alright, your subject doom? Oh no, doom? Ready.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Here is the first question on doom. Buzzers are reset.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: It was the same year that George H. W. Bush
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: and Boris the Elton signed the Second Strategic Arms Reduction
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Treaty and Janet Reale Stevie buzzed in nineteen ninety three. Right,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Holy holy crap. I didn't even finish reading the questions.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I'll finish the question, but he's absolutely right. And Janet
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Reno became the first female Attorney general. What year did
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Doom first release? Nineteen ninety three is exactly right. It
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: was December tenth, nineteen ninety three. Amazing, all right, it
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: was just that was impressive, sir.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: I knew it was going to lead. He was gonna say,
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I gotta wait.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Here's the second question on doom accurately as the game
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: can fuck with your psyche? What is the name of
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: the company that developed the Doom series of games? Stevie's
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: in first, It is correct. It's another pin for Stevie
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: resetting buzzers. Here's your third question. The fictional research company
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: that is arguably largely responsible for the events of every
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Doom game is the UAC, which stands for what Nobody's
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: buzzing in Time? Union Aerospace Corporation, Way wrong? All right,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: here is your fourth question. The hero of the Doom
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: series was initially known as either the Doom Guy or
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: the Doom Marine, but the twenty sixteen reboot of Doom
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: officially gave the hero what Magnus's first end, Doom Slayer
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: is right for double.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: Points nice, which is arguably a more badass.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I thought you're going to this original. Your thumb was
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: just faster than good by seventy milliseconds. That's good. And
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: your final Doom question in Doom's first episode knee Deep
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: in the Dead, what's the name in the first level?
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Stevie buzzed in, is right.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I would hope you'd get that you really said you
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: said it earlier, but that doesn't mean that we were
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: paying attention.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I was waiting to see who was paid attention. Steve
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: is the only one. It seemed too obvious. I'm like,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: that can't be it. So after our circle jerk round,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: c N you have six magnus nine sixty nine. We
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: all win. We all win game. That's incredible forever? What
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: the fuck Dad? That is? It was that real to
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: war craft round. Everybody. Everybody was pounding the buzzer. All right,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: we're onto our third round, and this is the first
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: round in which somebody is going to get eliminated. At
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: the end of this round, somebody's out of the game.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: This is Aaron's jerk fest. That's right. You all got
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: your topics, but I get mine too, and my topic
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: is pilot episodes. Are we still buzzing in? Or no? No, no, no, no,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Buzzin's now you need your letters? Oh? Multiple choice? You
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: say yes? Oh? I like so my questions are all
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: on pilot episodes. Is there anything more fun than the
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: first episode of something? It's usually wildly strange and different
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: than the rest of the series turns out to be,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: And sometimes they make entire cast changes. Doesn't watch TV?
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: All right, So you each have letters from A through
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: F on pieces of paper. You're just gonna use A
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: through D for the first four questions. The final question
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: will include E and F and is worth double points?
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Don't tell me what I can't pick after I asked
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: the question and give you all four possible answers. You're
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: gonna choose one of those options and just hold it
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: close to your chest, or you know, just separate it
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: so we know you've tried. And once everybody's shows and
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: you'll reveal your choices, and I'll reward points if you're
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: correct and take points away if you're wrong. Can we
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: can we refuse to answer? You have to answer? Shit? Shit?
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Why are so many letters? All right? Here is your
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: first question on pilot episodes, And there's the there's the
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: image for that first question. The unaired pilot episode of
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Buffy the Vampire Slayer featured largely the same cast as
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: the first aired episode, with two notable exceptions. Principal Flutie
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: was played by a different actor, as was what other
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: character a Buffy b Xander c Willow or d Child
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: everybody chosen. He's already put out a scene I didn't
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: be with that. Also, Stevie put D and Augie put
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: a the correct answer is c Z gets a point
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: and everyone else loses one.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: With a random guess, he gets the right answer over
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: everyone else who fought really hard.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: She was originally played by an actress named Riff Reagan,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: but they realized they wanted the show to be good,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: so they recast. They recast Alison Hannigan. Stephen Tobolowski played
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: principal Fluti in the pilot, and I can't imagine why
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: they got rid of Ned Ryerson, but Fluti goes out
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: like a bitch in season one, so it's kind of
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: a move. Boy. All right, here's your second question of
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: pilot episodes. Which of the following TV shows recast the
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: actor playing the main character in the pilot episode? Is
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: it A The Office US? B Full House See How
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I Met Your Mother? Or d Seinfeld? Everybody selected was
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: The Office US. We'll stick with all right, everybody revealed?
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: All right, okay, he said A magnu said cut. He said,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: somebody is right, and that person is Stevie.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Stevie gets the point and everybody else loses one. Yeah.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Danny Tanner was played by John Posey and the pilot,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: who was replaced when Bob Sagett suddenly became available. He
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: hadn't even agreed to do the show. He was just
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: suddenly available, and they there's no faster way to say
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: we never wanted you than to kick someone out. More
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: pilot the instant someone else arrives. Al right, here's your
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: third question on pilot ups. So who is the first
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: person Sam Beckett leaps into in the pilot episode of
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: the nineteen eighty nine version of Quantum Leap? Is it
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: a and New York City cop, be a pregnant teenager,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: see a professional pool player, or D an Air Force
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: test pilot. Make your selection. What's frustrating? I watched The Ship.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: That's the only show I've mentioned so far that I'd
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: actually watched, but they didn't come out in orders. Well
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: the way I watched the Ye, right, I watched reruns.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: So who knows what the first episode was? Everybody selected? Yeah, sure,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: E B, D d Z and Magnus A B and
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Stevie and Augie say D. Correct answer is D. He
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: was an Air Force test pilot, so Aggie and he
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: was an Air Force test pilot, although he would go
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: on to leap into all the others eventually, Sadly, the
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty two reboot was canceled after two seasons. No not, sadly,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I didn't need a rebook. Maybe not. Here's your fourth
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: question in pilot episodes, I'm Bob Barker's first episode of
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: The Price Is Right in nineteen seventy two, another show
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: that's all been reruns. All the prizes in the winners showcase,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: including a car, were worth what total retail price A
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: twenty five hundred and four dollars, B five thousand and
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: four dollars, CEE seventy five hundred and four dollars, or
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: D ten thousand and four dollars. Everybody selected, Yeah, reveal
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: A says z, D says magnus. Everybody picks a different
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: letter Loggy pick C, and CB PICKB, and the person
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: who's correct is Z. It was twenty five hundred and
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: four because it was old and everything was cheap back then. Yeah,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: it was cheap all right. For the final question coming up,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: this question is double points. And that's especially important to you, Aggie,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: because you're currently on the bottom and I realized that. Okay,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: here's the final question. This time you will use E
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: and F as possibilities. Three of these TV shows had
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: produced pilots but never made it to air. Which, Sorry,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: excuse me, I've misread. Five of these TV shows had
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: produced a pilot episodes but never made it to air.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Which one of these actually got picked up and turned
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: into a TV series? A Carlton Your Doorman, B Jerks
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: of All Trades see McGirk, A Dog's Life, What d
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: guess who died? E? Kung Fu the Next Generation? Or
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: F Occasional Wife? Which one of these became a real show?
• 40:52
  Speaker 9: Selected?
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: This is where this is for double points. You still
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: only lose one if you're wrong, but it's two points
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: if you get it right. Everybody selected Basically, ALUs Magnus
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: said E, Z said E, Stevie said C and Augie
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: said A. The correct answer is F occasional wife.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Really, the show was about a guy whose generation was
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: a show the show Occasional Wife.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: I'll explain. The show is about a guy whose boss
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: won't promote unmarried men, so he hires a girl to
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: live in an apartment above his and pretend to be
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: his wife. If you thought the answer was E, is
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: kung Fu? The legend continue here? You're thinking of kung Fu?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: The legend continues? Which was a different follow up from
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: the nineties. The Next Generation was a pilot filmed in
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty six after the heavy finger quotes success of
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Kung Fu the movie, but it never got picked up. Well,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: that's the end of my round. And at the end
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: of my round, Stevie is on top with eight points,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: z is second with five, Magnus had four, but Augie
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: with three. You are that was grossly unfair? Was born
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: after all all of those shows? Yeah, yeah, massively. You're
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: not allowed to pick subjects anymore. Couldn't save me for
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: all these letters. It's my show. I'll do what I want.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: It's called jerk Fest. I'm gonna be a jerk so Ogie.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: I'm afraid you are out for the time being. Damn
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: bull tight. You're still gonna play in the final round.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: We need to determine who the biggest jerk is. Okay,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: but right now you're out of the game, So it
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: just leaves the the Mangus and Stevie to play. Our
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: next round is the general jerk Fest. This is back
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: on the buzzers. So this round is general trivia with
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: some trolley questions thrown in. You mean the trolley questions
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: not up to this point. It's gonna get worse, oh boy,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: one point if you're right, lose the one point if
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: you're wrong, And you're gonna go as fast as we can.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna juggle buzzing questions and answers and scoring all
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: at the same time. Alright, But there is a timer,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: so there's two minutes. So after two minutes, the player
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: with the lowest score again will be eliminated of the
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: three of you. Okay, all right, so and remember, as
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: far as you're concerned, my name is mud, all right,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: and uh Augie, when you're ready, go ahead and hit it,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: and that will start time stick, all right. What is
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: the capital city of France? See in first? Parris is
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: correct for one point for civ who wrote the play
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Romeo and Juliet z was in first Shakespeare is correct
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: one point for z uh. What is the fourth word
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: in this question? Stevie? Fourth is correct one point for
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Stevie reset buzzers. What planet is known as the red planet?
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Z was in first is correct for one point resetting buzzers.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: How many continents are there on Earth is right for
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: one point resetting buzzers. What is the fourth letter in
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: this question? STEEVIEE, it's correct. From one point, you're setting buzzers.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: What is the largest ocean on Earth? Seevie, Pacific is right?
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Are you just holding down the button? Okay? Next question? Uh,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: in which country would you find the Great Wall? See China?
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Did even go off? Next question? What is the fourth
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: word in the first question of this round? Time? No answer?
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: It was capital resetting buzzers? Sorry, was after the time?
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: What is the primary ingredient in guacam only Magus's avocado? Holy?
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Holy is avocado? Who is the titular wizard in J. K.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Rowlings book series Magus Harry Potter? Give me hold up
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: a second, I want to can't pause? Well, okay, then refresh. Okay,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: there you go. My buzzer wasn't What is the first war?
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: First word in the worth question in this round? Stevie?
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: What is right that that?
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: And then for like two of the questions when I
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: went to hit the buzzer would just like scroll up
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: a bike.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: I could not beat Stevie. I could not beat STEVIEE.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: No I pressed. I pressed the button every fucking time,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: but I was always right after you. So Stevie as
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: the leader with fifteen Jeezus and is absolutely safe. Zee
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: has second place with seven points and is absolutely safe.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: But Magnus was six. Get me out of here fast enough,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. I'm afraid you are also a jerk,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: and we'll be joining Augie to find out who is
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: the biggest jerk. But the two of you, after they're done,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: are going to play to find out who wins this
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: trophy and is officially not a jerk. If it's buzzer base,
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be it's not gonna be buzzing. There's no
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: more buzzers. We're done with the buzzers. You're clear, all right.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: We're gonna find out who is the biggest and who
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: is our winner? Rights. I think it's Aaron it is Hey.
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, welcome back. We've we've had some ups, We've
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: had some time. Two of our players are jerks, and
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: two of our players are going on to see who
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: is a true expert. But we're going to play the
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: final rounds. Now, We're gonna start with the players who
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: who were ejected from the game. Who are jerks. It's
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Augie and c J. Augue went on first, So CJ,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the choice. Would you like to
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: go first or second? Bearing in mind this is going
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: to be a penalty shootout, best of five, and these
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: are hard questions based on your specialist subject. So it's
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: gonna be your knowledge of automotive repair versus Aggie's knowledge
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: of World of Warcraft. Oh cool, I think we're both.
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, would you like to go first?
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Second? I'll go first. Okay, So whoever wins avoids becoming
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: the biggest jerk, and the biggest jerk has to submit
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: to a punishment decided by the winner. This wasn't a discision, boy,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: all right? Uh so I think left? What the goodbye? Yeah,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: so you decided to go second, I'll go first. You'll
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: go first. Is going first? So go ahead, and CJ.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Here is your first question, your first hard question. Automotive repair.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: The PCV valve relieves pressure from a particular part of
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: the engine and recirculates gases back into the intake manifold?
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: What does PCV stand for positive case ventilation? Is right? Well,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: the one question down for CJ. Augie. The Guardian specialization
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: for the Druid class gains a passive ability at level
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: forty seven that reads, you gain dodge equal to one
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: hundred percent of your critical strike from gear. What is
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: this ability called? Fuck it is? There's no time limit.
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: For this faral swiftness our sign swiftness.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: I have to take your first day. But they were both,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: so don't feel too bad. It was lightning reflexes. Lightning
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: reflexes that.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: First, and then they changed the ability.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, magnus, Okay. Some engines and Honda vehicles make use
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: of a proprietary system that optimizes performance by altering the
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: camshaft profile based on engine speed. What is the system
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: called v tech is right? Or verial valve, variable valve
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: timing and lift electronic control. That is more than just
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: BT e C. That would be v B T A
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: L e C. Anyway, Uh two correct answers. In the Skullomance,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: a vile academy for prospective necromancers of the scourge, who
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: serves as the final boss?
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: Oh god, it's the headmaster there, headmaster with the g.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: It's one of the hot there's no time limit. Uh god,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: damn I camera, although I'd appreciate if you think out loud,
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: this is.
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: Right, okay?
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: Is he's the head master. He's the one that drops
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: like the devout ropes of the priest. He's like, really
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: weird teleporty abilities Headmaster Gallatron, No gal, I have to.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Take you from cancer. They're both wrong anyway. Correct answer
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: was dark Master gambling gambling, of course, Master Magnus. In
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: manual transmission vehicles, what car park, consisting of two separate
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: masses connected by a set of springs, is used to
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: absorb and dampened vibrations from the engine and drive train,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: reducing noise and improving driving comfort. I'm on expert, I'm
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: honestly not sure what that has to do with driver comfort.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: The clutch plady dual mass flywheel.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, but that still doesn't affect the comfort
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: of the vehicle.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: But whatever, whatever, that's why I'm a head anyway, all right,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: uhi Studied by epidemiologists in the real world. Oh yes, haakar.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: The soul flare in the twenty Man Raid instance, zol
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Garup inadvertently caused a game wide pandemic by casting by
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: casting what transmittable de buff on players and their animal companion.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: God.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: I wish I could remember what it was actually called,
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: but I remember because that was.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: The pair of the day it happened. Yes, it was
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: like it was like a blood disease. I think that's
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: what it was called. I want to say it was.
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: It wasn't like hackers cursed.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: I think it was like it's had been something stupid.
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: I know, it's either like fucking stupid, like blood disease
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: or like uh something but the pee pe or whatever.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: But the P word for blood, I know.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: The I'm trying to think of the word for blood,
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: the phage disease, blood page disease.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: You want to tell them it's corrupted blood.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: So once again I gave to answers, both of which
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: were wrong.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Corrupted blood, all right. That was That was a reader
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: that day. That a great experiment. No one learned. Thanks.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: If you get this right, you win, and you are
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: not the biggest er. I think. If you get still, no,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Augie could still catch up. He's only got two right
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: and Agi has two questions left. But if you get
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: this right, he's out of it all right. What star
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: trek sounding part of a variable valve timing system adjusts
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: the position of the camshaft relative to the crank shaft star.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: That's where that's where a variable valve timing solenoid or
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: the actually or one or the other. They both do
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: the same. One commands that one doesn't camshaft phaser. Yeah, yeah,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: yeah they sometimes they do call him. You're right, So
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: I had to get this right. Yeah, you have to
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: get this right. The motto of the Knights of the
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Silver Hand is is sari star no darador, which is
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: in ancient common language. What is the six word motto
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: translated into English? Have no fucking hey, I don't remember.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: It's something for the light, uh, for.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Justice for the light. It's incorrect. I'm afraid close by
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: which I mean not close at all. Who's the jerky?
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: I said from the start, I was jerking by blood
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: and honor. We serve.
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: By blood and honor, we serve.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: I don't remember that like the silver Head. But okay,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: so congratulations Magnus. You are officially in the third place. Yay,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: and you are our biggest jerk. I'm always bringing up
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: the rear.
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: I have no idea the Silver Hand with the dudes
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: in the plague lands killing.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, they were the.
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: Ones hanging out light Chapel.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know them. I just all right, Uh, Stevie,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Z your turn, and this is for the win, which
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: everyview comes out on top of this penalty shootout is
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: going to win this mug? What would you do with
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: it if you won? Try not to break it? I
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: like that, I appreciation.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to smash it on the ground. Wonderful.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be walk out of here. He didn't
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: say he was gonna succeed. You say he's gonna try. Stevie,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: what would you do.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: Let's say I'm not a jerk, so I'd have to
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: do something not jerky, So I guess I would probably
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: get a little nice mounting base for it, put a
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: little placard thing on the front of it, and put
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: it up in the studio of my.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Name on it. Year at one.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: Okay, So that way it's a testament to everybody else.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: Not a I'm not going in your face. I'm just
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: educating everything.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: That's right. You're informing everything.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: Yes, not a jerk, I'm just informing everybody.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, fair enough. So once again, these
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: are hard questions on your chosen subjects. So it's gonna
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: be Z's knowledge of ever request versus Stevie's knowledge to
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: do good with the medium shit. I did not, Stevie.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: STEVIEE you had the highest point total? Would you like
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: to go first or second?
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: I'm scared, so let's go first because this way, if
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: I screw up early, I'll know it.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right, no more pressure. Do you
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: want to go first? Yeah? All right? Fair enough? In
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: that case, Stevie, here is your first question on Doom.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Stevie used as a cheat code to unlock the full
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: game of Doom two at doom Slayer's computer. In Doom Eternal,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: what is the full name of the protagonist of the
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Doom novels. That's a name he does so messed up?
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: Is I never did that. I never put the code.
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: I never tried, I never did.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Teter. It's it's the only way to unlock it. I
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: think it's the only way.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: I cannot do it.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: No, I will go and you obviously never read because
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: you don't read it. Like literally, I do not read.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: Aron's the first novel I think I've read since high school,
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: and even then I didn't read those ones. I watch
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: the movies.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the Doop novels for Christmas. I'm
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: just warning you right now. They get weird after the
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: second one, I mean demon the third one. The third
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: one gets weird. The fourth one just goes right off
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: the completely crazy.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: Let's go with Victor Vaughan something or other.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine if that was right? Though I can't
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: name Victor Vaughan something or there, Stevie, you're closer than
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: you think. Stops because that was the name. The actual
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: answer is Flynn Taggart. Flynn Taggart, all right. See what
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: ancient empire's ruins are those primarily explored in the Ruins
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: of Kunark Expansion. The Snark I have the Ixar Empire.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're well, the were part of the Yeah, okay, answer.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: It was a good question.
• 58:29
  Speaker 9: You said that.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I know that name.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: It's still even as we go to Stevie's second question,
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: the secret level Warrens from the original Doom, a slightly
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: altered version of episode three, Mission one help Keep is
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: only accessible through a secret exit in what level? And
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: I'll accept either the name or the serial number. I guess,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you'd call it designation.
• 58:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, hold on, he's playing the game.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: I remember because I'm like, I'm left, left, left shoot.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Well, he said he only ever got fifteen levels in,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: so he might not have got in the first game.
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: No, that's only a co op. And then I get
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: turned on.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Let's be honest. He is shocking. Took him fifteen shoot
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: you in the back. It's shocking to me that he
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: took so long to get turned off. The minute the
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: game came, I just assumed as soon as he got
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: a shotgun, he's sporting. Buh.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: So I want to say it is really I cannot remember.
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: I just did this like a month ago when I
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: did the stream, and I cannot remember. So I'm gonna
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: say E one M four, it's E three M six. Okay,
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: I can't, I can mount erebus.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Just the name of the level, all right, no correct
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: answers yet. Z EverQuest is no stranger to controversies, especially
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: around the topic of addiction. The highly publicized suicide of
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: Sean Wooley in November two thousand and one, who eventually
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: inspired this is going to be against I Take It,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: eventually inspired his mother to found what twelve step self
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: help group.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 10: Take a Stab Addicts anominous close online gamers anonymous the
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 10: gaming drugs.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody the game.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: I know. I thought I thought it was. I thought
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: he died addicted to EverQuest.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: That I was like, the ever question is cool, but
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: if you tried Heroin.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: First, let's go do this raid.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: Let's do this come on, let's get psyched.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure there were some people that were on
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: because we made it for three days.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: And like two o'clock in the morning, power level to
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: level forty overnight just didn't stop.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: We did a plane off air raid that started on
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: Friday at school, like we got out classes started on Friday,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: kept going till Saturday Sunday. We finally were like that's it.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: We've got the last piece we need. We all jumped
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: off the island and did not log it for like
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: two weeks.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: I'm so sick of yeah, because you're all gelling at
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: each other in those raids too. You're there an hour
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: ahead at the raid time. Just make sure everybody's there,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: do it, attendance and ship and you're just getting mad
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: at motherfuckers. Oh yeah, healing, I don't care.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: Remember he was going from level to level to level,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: and then I think we'd respond, we would go back
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: to a previous level.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Stevie, here's your third question. In the Doom movie, eight
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: marines are sent to Mars following a discrest call from
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: a traumatized and injured doctor. This doctor is named for
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: which co founder of its software and lead programmer for Doom.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Oh well, whoa whoa whoa.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: Programmer lead programmer because he designed most of the loves Ramero,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: John Rameiro.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: It's John Carmack. You had a fifty God damn it.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: Romero made you his bitch. I remember that ad.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Uh Z lore introduced in the Scars of Velious expansion
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: reveals that v Shon, the Great Crystalline Dragon blasted Vilius
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: with her breath, encasing it in ice and causing deadly
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  Speaker 1: ice flows in stormy weather. This event marks the beginning
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: of what age I wanted ad the Dragons, But that's
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: probably not right. So what came after that expansion? After vellies?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: Was I think after this? Luca? Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say Age of Dragons fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Close. It's the age of scale because it was the
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  Speaker 1: circle of scale.
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  Speaker 4: You were right on it, though.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: Still no correct answers for either side. Anybody could still win, Stevie.
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  Speaker 1: Here's your fourth question. Yeah, I hope you brought more
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  Speaker 1: questions I have.
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  Speaker 2: I have a plan of things, but you're not fucking
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  Speaker 2: pilot questions, are they.
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  Speaker 1: Stevie fourth question. Doom three was a critical and commercial success,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: to the point where an expansion pack for the game
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: was developed by Nerve Software in April two thousand and five.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: What was it called, put Us out of My Misery, Stevie.
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  Speaker 4: Doom threes expansion? Yes, Okay, here's the problem. I wasn't
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: Iraq in two thousand and five and ten, so I
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: didn't get much Dooming in the time.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: You could play different.
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  Speaker 9: I'm gonna say.
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  Speaker 1: It Resurrection of Evil fair Z. Then real seth Ere,
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  Speaker 1: antagonist to Ruins of Koonark, attempted to cheat death by
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  Speaker 1: having his essence imbued into what object a philactory? It'd
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: be cool, it's not the right answer. I would have
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: to look up what a philactory is. It's a soult
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: type of type of thing. Yeah, it's it's where the Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so he can flactory can be anything, essentially, I want
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: to look at the definition. Well, that's all right, a
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: small leather box containing Hebrew texts like the literal.
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  Speaker 2: M.
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  Speaker 1: So I guess it would be referring to like a
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  Speaker 1: lyches file actor. Yeah, yeah, enchanted object used by a lich. Okay,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: so it's not specific, even though he was a shaman
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  Speaker 1: not a lich. But I don't think I can give
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  Speaker 1: that to you. The answer I have is a jewel.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it would have been a philactory, But you don't
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  Speaker 2: have to give it to me because I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Just like, it's just like it's a generalized term for
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  Speaker 1: what you said. Yeah, yeah, so I kind of I
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  Speaker 1: think I have to give it to you. Honestly, If
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  Speaker 1: that's what a philactory, if if those are the objects
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: described as fhilactories in the game or so stones that
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  Speaker 1: would be a duel.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: Sol stones don't exist in the ever question is what
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  Speaker 2: it is? It's the term that we all use for
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  Speaker 2: where they keep their souls at.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: But it's not a dust is a that's the term? Okay,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: then we'll leave it at even and nobody has a
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: correct answer.
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  Speaker 2: Steevie, here's your final question on dummy.
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  Speaker 1: If neither of you gets one of these right, we'll
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: go to the tiebreakers. Which is which is? Which is?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: Which is? A sixth question on your topic? Might it's
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: an easy one? Right? I might be correct, but not
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: quite correct, like Stevie, here's your question. Doom two's final
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: boss hides a secret. Clipping through the brain, players will
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: find the severed head of John Romero. Upon spotting the player,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: the head speaks a demonic chant, which was created by
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: reversing an audio clip of Romero saying what ten words
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  Speaker 1: I will make you by bitch you little ship? Ah.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: I have to write it down. Sorry, it's okay, you
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: can do it. Stevie, come on tennis. The thing after night.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: If you don't get this right, we have to do
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: a tie breakers.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: It's the thing before eleven. Oh man, we're all counting
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: on you. It's just Manny, I freaking hate you, Aaron
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: with your hard asked questions.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: I can't remember.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: I do know what you're talking about. Close. It was
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: to win the game, you must kill me John Ramiro.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: Then you shoot the head on the spike at the
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: end of it.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Zee. If you get this right, you have won. I
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: don't hold much hope for that game. In the Shadows
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: of Lucklan Expansion, which zone was introduced as the final
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: resting place of a ranger who opened the door for
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: the Combine Empire's trip to the Moon, was expelled, driven
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: mad by Lucklan herself, and condemned to remain in an
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: ancient castle.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, Kata keep Catta Castle. It's it's katt something that's
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know that one. I'm afraid I don't know
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: that one.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: I have to again quickly google and see if this
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: is the same place. It's the vampire it was the place.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking. I'm not sure, man.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: Because the other castle type thing is where the bones
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: of the fashier ancient people, right, and it's now with
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: grimblings and something ship.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never played a request Cata Castle is the
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: other area. This does not look to be the same
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: place I had Greg's And.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, that's I do knowver that that's the castle.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: It was a.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Key, but yeah, I mean it was.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: It was it was. But I was like, I'm like,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: a castle. Time for a tiebreaker? Nobody's gotten any of these, right,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: So Stevie, Stevie, here's your tiebreaker question? Yeah.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: For the original Doom, a four player online multiplayer mode
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: was made available one year after launch through what early
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: online gaming service t c P.
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  Speaker 4: I P or are you talking? Yeah, it's gotta be
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: TCP i P. There's another option as well, and I
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: want to say UDP.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Or something like that. I was specifically looking for a service.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: And I know you've seen this name before because I have.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: So he's asking who hosted it? Yeah, who hosted it?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: He's like, I hosted it? What are you talking? The best?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: Okay, it's gonna take me a minute because I'm like,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: You can almost hear the hamster ramping up.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: Holy crap, hosted it. It's gonna be something so stupid,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: isn't it.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Probably I was gonna say, I know you've seen this
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: one installing the game because I remember installing the game
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: seeing it myself. Mm hmm, but you probably never used it.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: I never had to ever played online had I had
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: a land. I didn't need to. I didn't need those
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: internet friends. I had real ones to play video games
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: with me.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: Give me something, Wow, we'll go with.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: I can't think of anything, dude, I'm sorry, I got
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: Is this familiar?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: DWANGO? Nope, d w A n g O because the
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: short for dial up wide Area Network Game Operation and
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: it was dooms Online series. Yeah, all right, figures question
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: spell ever quest. There, you're both getting a type record
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: question from my subject ship. Do you just want us
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: to be here all day? You gotta have a winner?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: What is the name of the storm Giant warrior who
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: rules over both the Cromzec and crom Riff clans with
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: an iron fist in the Scars of Elious Expansion? No clue,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: not a clue. He did say they were hard, very hard.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: The giant general it's King Tormas, all right.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: So I killed many other giants. Guess what It's time
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: for a super hard jerk on. I'm going to ask
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: you a question from my topic pilot episodes with a
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: numerical answer. Each gonna give me an answer. Whoever's closest wins, Stevie, Yes,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: do you want to answer first or second? First? Okay, Stevie,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: here's your question. Five? How many viewers? How many viewers
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: did the pilot episode of The X Files?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: Have all want the number whoever's closest should be like
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: in the pilot episode of X Files?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, quarter million, quarter million z twenty twenty twenty people.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: I think of it, but I don't think it's a
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: quarter Million's it like the price if you go over
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: you're rugs overall.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: It's just whoever's closest. Okay, then I'll say one hundred thousand,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: one hundred thousand, yes, and you said two hundred and
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: fifty thousand. The actual number is twenty point one million,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: which means, Stevie, you are you sharing our first winner.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Thank god.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: I'd like to thank all of you, especially Aaron, for
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: making these amazing questions. Dude, not really, they were good questions.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: Man, this thing is fucking huge. I could prank.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I give my whole.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: That's not how you drive out of a cup of dipshit.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: I thought he was gonna try to cover his cock
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: with it.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: It'll cover a lot. You almost put Stevie in that cup,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: almost fucking use this thing right. It leaves for me
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: to thank uh Ze his eternal and mag miss cock
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: Thunder for letting me torture them for an afternoon. I
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: am so sorry. This has been so much, so much
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: angst and frustration. But on the other hand, I'm not
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: sorry because it was great radio. Your questions, you're experts,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: all yours. I know I did, Yeah, I did so,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: uh Z. Is there anything you want to plug or promote? Yeah? Photography, photography.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I did a beat shoot the other week with
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: some cosplayer, so there'll be some. It goes from you know,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: bikini to I'm a pirate, so.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: Variety. I'm attracted to both. Yeah, so very good. Magnus.
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  Speaker 1: Anything you want to promote, Oh no, I'm like Homersome
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  Speaker 1: some fading into the I'm doing stuff, but I'm not
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  Speaker 1: telling anybody just yet. Fair uh Ogie our biggest jerk.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: I don't feel like the biggest shirk.
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• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: Stevie will devise a punishment for you, and you too
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  Speaker 1: can work that up between yourself. That's fair. We don't
• 1:15:12
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  Speaker 11: Why because you That's why.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like it's a bubet the fucking silophones.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like it's like a buppet playing the xylophones,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: just going ham and it was really into it.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, animally starts.
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  Speaker 2: It starts going, ah, you can you can take those
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: fucking questions right to the bathroom with you and you're
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: asking