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HIGHLIGHT POD: The Woody Show September 3rd 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

• 0:03
  Speaker 1: Well, I'd like to check in with Seabass. We closed
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: out all the people who were submitting their ideas for
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: what to do with Seabass's $ 16, 000 that he had paid
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: by company to collect signatures for his anticipated run to
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: be a city council member. And then they didn't come through.
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: They had already collected the money. So Seabass had to
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: actually take them to court. The judgment went in his favor,
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: and they did pay up. Thank you. So he's got
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: his money back, but now he's like, well, this is
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: money I figured out I already spent. I'm open to
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: some suggestions of what I might do with this money.
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: So people have been pitching ideas to CBass. And where
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: are we at?
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: We got some last minute entries as we closed them
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: out at the end of the day last time.
• 0:45
  Speaker 3: Very interesting. Did you get an influx of boob job texts?
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: That's a good question.
• 0:53
  Speaker 4: But wasn't one of them married or something?
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I'm seeking $ 16, 000 for a breast augmentation and lift. I
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: miss my pre-child perky boobs. All right, see ya.
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: How much does a boob job cost?
• 1:07
  Speaker 3: Like 10-ish?
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: I thought more than that. I started at 10. Well,
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: they start even lower than that. You can get them
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: in the six range. I mean, inflation and everything. But
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: if you really want to go up.
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: They inflate them? Up and up.
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  Speaker 2: In some cases, sort of. Uh, they can go up
• 1:23
  Speaker 2: north of 10. Uh, so yeah, I mean, look, I
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: know this lady, this happens to a lot of women breastfeeding,
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: et cetera, et cetera. She says she has some kind
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: of clogged duct or something.
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: That's all great.
• 1:33
  Speaker 3: Yuck.
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: A clogged duct.
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  Speaker 4: Let's think about that.
• 1:36
  Speaker 3: In your boob. A clogged milk duct.
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: Again, think about how will this benefit sea bass and-
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: And the world.
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: Not at all.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That being said, a young lady here sent in a
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: photo saying her name's Leticia or Leticia, whatever. She said,
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: I'm looking for something. There's a new thing called Motiva,
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: a new implant called Motiva that's like apparently- It moves more,
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: and you're lying down. Oh, it doesn't just look like
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: a bolt-on.
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  Speaker 1: Right, right.
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  Speaker 2: And she's saying, I'd love to do that. I'm 32, single,
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  Speaker 2: and I'll show you guys in the studio.
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  Speaker 1: I just have small boobs.
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  Speaker 2: Cute, right? Very cute. Just cute.
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  Speaker 5: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: And single. And she said, hi, Seabass.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: So she knows how to play that game. Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 1: This is perfect.
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  Speaker 2: She's not like some... She's not some 19-year-old idiot. Like,
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  Speaker 2: she's in her 30s. She knows what she's doing. She
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  Speaker 2: just doesn't have big boobs and has always wanted bigger boobs.
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  Speaker 1: This is a great candidate.
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  Speaker 4: Not only a great candidate, but this might be a
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  Speaker 4: good New Year's resolution candidate.
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: Well, I have a separate email about that. My New
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: Year's resolution, of course, was to get married this year.
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: And this is from Donna, who says, it's.
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  Speaker 3: Like, hey.
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  Speaker 1: Long-time listener, obviously.
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  Speaker 2: She's using the lingo. Hear me out. Seabass's plan was
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: to get married by the end of the year. And
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  Speaker 2: I'm your girl.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
• 2:56
  Speaker 2: That $ 16, 000, that could be our nest egg. We could
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: use it toward a small but tasteful ceremony and maybe
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: even a honeymoon. That's pretty much all of that. I'm
• 3:04
  Speaker 2: even down for bigger breasts.
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  Speaker 1: She'd be willing to take free breasts.
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  Speaker 3: How selfless of her.
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  Speaker 2: She said, here's my photo. I'm in my 30s. She's cute.
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  Speaker 1: She reminds me of somebody. Did she remind you of anybody, Greg?
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  Speaker 3: Can you hold that up against you guys?
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  Speaker 4: She reminds me of somebody who works here.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, never mind.
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  Speaker 3: I know who it reminds me of.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. Yeah, we can't say on the air.
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  Speaker 4: Is it someone who works here?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: I can't see it.
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  Speaker 2: Tight body, tight face. And you may have seen in
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  Speaker 2: my picture, there's a car seat in the back. So
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: you'll come with a built-in stepson.
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  Speaker 3: Bye.
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  Speaker 2: So close. Yeah, I need to pay for your lifestyle
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: and your mistake.
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: Way to go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, for 16 grand.
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  Speaker 5: Hey!
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  Speaker 2: The mistake being the marriage, not the kid. A couple
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  Speaker 2: other new ones here. These are not sex-related or boo-related.
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  Speaker 1: Am I right about that?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you are, Woody. That's exactly what that looks like. Totally. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Bad bitch. Here's an interesting one. For $ 16, 000, use that
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: to rent and fill my house full of Juggalos.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Juggalo house. Whoa, whoa, I'm listening. So you just rent
• 4:09
  Speaker 2: a house, fill it full of juggalos, and like Big
• 4:11
  Speaker 2: Brother or whatever, have them live stream them. Love it.
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: I would never turn that off. And number two, then
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  Speaker 2: you can make little challenges and games from every day
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  Speaker 2: to play.
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  Speaker 1: You wouldn't be getting your deposit back. Where that house is.
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  Speaker 4: That would be appointment viewing.
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  Speaker 2: It could be tagged. Things will be thrown in the toilet.
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  Speaker 3: Not a bad idea.
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  Speaker 2: Not a bad idea. I would love that. Also another
• 4:31
  Speaker 2: new one here, invest in my collectible store.
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: Again, what do I hate?
• 4:36
  Speaker 2: What do I talk about hating all the time in
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: this show?
• 4:38
  Speaker 3: You're not judgmental about that.
• 4:39
  Speaker 2: Pokemon cards, you know, all this other stupid- Precious moments figurines. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: all this other stupid stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, but those are just cute.
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  Speaker 3: Bobbleheads.
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  Speaker 2: Bobble, exactly. So no, I hate that crap and it's worthless.
• 4:49
  Speaker 2: And one more thing, temporarily, this is interesting, acquire a
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: franchise for a single day, then have the Woody Show
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  Speaker 2: staff run the business.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Can you just rent out like a subway for 16 grand?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure a franchisee would let.
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  Speaker 3: You do that. I would think not.
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  Speaker 1: But why would you want to do that? Right.
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  Speaker 2: Like, we'll come pay them money.
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: You pay them to take over the store for a day?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but then we can shoot content and you deal
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  Speaker 6: with customers.
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  Speaker 2: It'd be kind of funny. It'd be like The Simple
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: Life with Paris Hilton when Nicole Richie would go and
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  Speaker 2: do random things.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds like paying to work.
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  Speaker 2: Would you get the day's profits? You're not seeing the
• 5:28
  Speaker 2: bigger picture.
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  Speaker 6: It'd be funny to interact with customers and try to
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  Speaker 6: do the job without any training.
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  Speaker 1: And there's no way that a subway is bringing in
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  Speaker 1: $ 16, 000 a day.
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  Speaker 2: True.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: That's why they'll rent it to you. Well, I'll tell
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  Speaker 2: you who does this stuff. Cause when you watch those
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: shows where they like take over, whatever, It's always local
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  Speaker 2: independent places who need the money. So you wouldn't get
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: Subway or McDonald's, but you'd get Joe Schmoe's mom and
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: pop shop.
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  Speaker 1: You know that undercover boss?
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  Speaker 2: I love that show.
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  Speaker 1: There was a company, it was a pizza place, Marco's?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a Marco's.
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  Speaker 1: Does that sound right?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, the guy, the CEO, was really impressed by this
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  Speaker 1: younger guy who was working at one of the locations.
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  Speaker 1: He said his dream was to eventually... He started there
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  Speaker 1: as the lowest guy in the totem pole. Now he
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  Speaker 1: had some more responsibility, but his dream was to eventually
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  Speaker 1: own a franchise, like own a location. And this guy
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  Speaker 1: was so impressed by this dude, he gave him a franchise.
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  Speaker 1: Like they gifted him his own pizza place.
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  Speaker 3: Holy crap.
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  Speaker 1: Because he had said to the CEO, who he didn't
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  Speaker 1: know was the CEO at the time, he was just
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  Speaker 1: training this guy, he goes, yeah, eventually, you know, my
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  Speaker 1: goal is to, you know, reach six figures. And so
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  Speaker 1: by being the franchisee, he goes, he should be making
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  Speaker 1: somewhere around $ 200, 000 after the first year, but he'll own
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  Speaker 1: the franchise.
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  Speaker 3: That's so cool. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: See, now that's like, if you can pay into something,
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  Speaker 1: then eventually turn that into like a profit, it might
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  Speaker 1: be worth your $ 16, 000 seed money. But if it's just
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  Speaker 1: to pay to work there.
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  Speaker 2: And then we have to edit out all that audio
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  Speaker 2: and video that takes forever. Interesting.
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  Speaker 1: Different idea.
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  Speaker 2: So I appreciate it. So those are the new ones.
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  Speaker 2: Out of those, obviously I like this young cute girl
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  Speaker 2: who just wants bigger boobs. Of the past weeks, I
• 7:15
  Speaker 2: think the winner, the most interesting ones was Shrimp Farm
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  Speaker 2: in Northwest Arkansas.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I love the Shrimp Farm.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that one's weird.
• 7:22
  Speaker 2: And cuddling garden where the lady wanted to use that
• 7:26
  Speaker 2: money to build a cuddling garden. God, that'd be funny.
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  Speaker 2: But the point being that as a owner or part
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  Speaker 2: owner of the cuddling garden, I could go in there
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  Speaker 2: and mess with the cuddlers or just experience it. Whereas
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: normally they kick me out.
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  Speaker 1: So again, explain that again, the cuddle garden.
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  Speaker 2: So she wants, she has an area. And she wants
• 7:41
  Speaker 2: to make, she's a certified cuddle and intimacy coach, whatever
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  Speaker 2: that means. Certified.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And she wants that money to like revamp the backyard,
• 7:49
  Speaker 2: make it a nice gardening space. And then she can
• 7:51
  Speaker 2: have her cuddle parties back there.
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: So weird. Anybody that shows up for a cuddle party
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  Speaker 1: should be on a list. At least this way I
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: could talk to them. You're not allowed to work at schools.
• 8:02
  Speaker 4: And Seabass is saying that he wants to do it.
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  Speaker 2: The perks of it are that he gets to go cuddle.
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  Speaker 3: Right. I see his point because normally he'd be kicked
• 8:08
  Speaker 3: out of these things.
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  Speaker 2: I've always wanted to talk to these people, but they're
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: very cagey about safe spaces and not intruding on their sanctuary. Again,
• 8:16
  Speaker 2: how did this person find this show?
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: Great question. So what do you think, Seabass?
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  Speaker 2: Well, unfortunately, again, the shrimp farm and the cuddle garden
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: are very interesting to me, but they're just not anywhere.
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: Near where I live.
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: And I don't want to be flying and doing all
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: that crap. The 30-something-year-old who wants the new boobs. Sammy
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  Speaker 2: just lowered her head.
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: Who asked me for new boobs.
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: Again, she's like, oh, are you calling this woman stupid, Sammy?
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  Speaker 2: Are you saying she sucks? No, I think she has
• 8:44
  Speaker 2: a great, she has a great dream.
• 8:46
  Speaker 4: Sammy hasn't said a word.
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, but putting her hand on her head and lowering it.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's for you.
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is for you.
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  Speaker 2: That has nothing to do with this girl and her
• 8:53
  Speaker 2: wanting a boob job. Oh, how dare she ask me, right, Greg?
• 8:56
  Speaker 3: Well, is there any, I don't know how to phrase it.
• 8:59
  Speaker 3: Is there any benefit to you? Like, could you do
• 9:01
  Speaker 3: a caveat? Like she gets like a. tattoo on one
• 9:04
  Speaker 3: of them that says sea bass or something, you know,
• 9:05
  Speaker 3: like something that for the rest of her life, she's
• 9:08
  Speaker 3: going to tell the story like, Hey, I won these
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  Speaker 3: from sea bass.
• 9:11
  Speaker 2: I think, I think her boobs are the story.
• 9:13
  Speaker 3: Like it's just benefiting the world.
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, that's very nice of you.
• 9:17
  Speaker 3: It's very nice and generous.
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: And I want to learn about, don't you, Greg, want
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: to learn about, you love plastic surgery. I do.
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: This new motif or whatever it is.
• 9:22
  Speaker 3: This intrigues me, but I have no need for it.
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: Right. But I applaud that.
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: No, I looked it up.
• 9:28
  Speaker 2: There's like all kinds. It's like one of those franchise things,
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: licensed to doctors and stuff. It's well established.
• 9:33
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: So assuming, you know, there's no, you know, how this
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: company is with paperwork and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: even though it's not their money. Assuming that everything works out,
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: the prices and all that stuff, availability and so on
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: and so forth. Letitia, I would like to offer you
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: brand new boobs. Oh my God.
• 9:52
  Speaker 4: You beat out the shrimp farm.
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: And I know for a fact that we can get
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: that done because one of the muckety-muckers just talked to
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: me the other day. about doing a promotion where we
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: give away boobs.
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: Again, this is classic 90s and 2000s radio.
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: I think they have some kind of plastic surgeon on
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: the line for a sponsorship kind of thing.
• 10:13
  Speaker 2: Might not even cost me money.
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: And they pitched it to the soccer mom station and
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: they didn't feel comfortable doing it.
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: I'm like, pfft.
• 10:22
  Speaker 3: We'll do it.
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: This is her dream.
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: If the boob job is 10 grand, can we take
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: the extra six and I can go with her and
• 10:27
  Speaker 3: get like a neck lift or something?
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: This is not like, I said 16 grand max. The
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: rest of that's going in my bank account.
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: I didn't know why he wanted to re-spend it anyway.
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: I got another guy who said he's got a system
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: on guaranteed NFL picks to win.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: Well, congratulations and keep us abreast of how this all
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: plays out.
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, again, it sounds like we've got all the runway
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: to do it, so I'm.
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: Happy for that. Yeah, I'll put you in touch with
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: them and figure it out.
• 10:59
  Speaker 5: All right, so this is an idea that CBass might
• 11:06
  Speaker 5: have gone for.
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: Okay. this guy has created a way to make yourself
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: invisible to the flock cameras that we've heard so much about.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: He's a, he's a designer and he came up with
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: this new kind of Hawaiian shirt and it's got like this,
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: this abstract pattern that kind of works as a camouflage
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: against the flock cameras, which this is kind of flawed.
• 11:28
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you why.
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: But he says, AI doesn't really know what a human
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: looks like. They just learned what we look like based
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: on our training of them. And, This pattern on the
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: shirt confuses the algorithm in the cameras. But here's the thing, dude.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: AI is constantly learning.
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: So the camouflage may work today, but tomorrow's a different story. Meanwhile,
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: this is what you're wearing?
• 11:49
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: That's hot. It's so bad. Yeah, it's like a green
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: bubble pattern. I think people are more worried about the
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: flock cameras from license plate perspective.
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: Which, if you could find something to block those cameras,
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: they are, that's private, those are private cameras. Like, you're
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: not violating any laws as long as the cops can
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: still see you.
• 12:07
  Speaker 3: So if you put some sort of film or something over.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: Your license plate.
• 12:10
  Speaker 4: I mean, you probably, no, you can't do that, right?
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: Well, I've seen a number of videos, there's a couple
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: different things people are doing. There's one where people take,
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: it's like a spray, and they spray it, it's a,
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: so when light hits it, If you go take a picture.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's like a glare.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: All of a sudden, it's just blanked out.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: Now, if you're doing that to, like, say, confuse toll cameras,
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: that is obviously illegal.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 12:30
  Speaker 6: But what about if a leaf accidentally goes on it?
• 12:33
  Speaker 6: I see a lot of- That's an old New York trick.
• 12:35
  Speaker 4: Velcroed leaves.
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: Again, anything that obscures it to law enforcement is going
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: to be illegal.
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: So much talk about all these cameras. Like, Florida, you
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: can say what you want about Florida, but Florida, they're
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: douching out the flock license plate cameras, at least from
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: the state highways.
• 12:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: I was reading the Department of Transportation took away the
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: permits thanks to the concerns about misuse, privacy and surveillance.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: Local police departments now have 30 days to remove them
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: from state roads.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: And they're going to argue and say, look, we've used
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: these flock cameras to catch people who abducted children. Like,
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: do you want those, you know, to catch people who are.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: This is the slippery slope that you always talk about.
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: Because I've said before, like, guys, whatever people are worried about. Oh,
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: they're listening in on my phone calls. I got nothing
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: to hide. And what's the whole idea of– you brought
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: it up before. You trade whatever for freedom. You trade
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: freedom for security.
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: This is how it starts. The next thing you know,
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: it's just a– Kind of torn on all of it because–
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: Surveillance police state. Even if you have nothing to hide.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: It doesn't mean, oh, come on in and search my drawers. Well,
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: that's what the Fourth Amendment's for.
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: I have nothing to hide. Exactly.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: There's a Fourth Amendment? I think the easy- Only first
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: and second matter, bro. The easy answer to the flock
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: cameras is get a warrant.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: That's the easy answer.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: Because that'll prevent the abuse from just people looking up
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: their exes and stuff.
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: Per situation. Right. Yeah. But like, oh, I have nothing
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: in my phone to hide. So here, Gina, go through it. Okay.
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like that- And I got
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: plenty to hide. But even if you don't have nothing
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: to hide, it doesn't mean you welcome somebody in to
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: search your place. You know?
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: Don't quarter any troops. They might mess up your bed,
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: That would be a nightmare.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: This other guy, he covered his super sweet Toyota Yaris
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: with an AI-generated pattern to confuse the cameras. He drove
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: it past a flock camera in Vegas, and it worked.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: The camera could still see the Toyota, but the flock
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: software couldn't recognize it as a car.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: This guy says that he wants to give people a
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: way to opt out of automated tracking. He's already working
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: on other things like these shirts and hoodies and things
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: like that, so... Uh, that's it. You just got to
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: look like a grateful dead poster. Yeah.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: That's the thing.
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: They have to be that ugly.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: You got to have this weird looking shirt or like,
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: who's going to get, who's that concerned that, you know,
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: I guess who would be criminals.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: So just grab anyone wearing that stupid shirt.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: Right. Well, yeah, I see it.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: But then everyone wears it. That's the whole, that was
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: the whole menace. You could talk about this. That was
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: the whole white tee idea back in 25 years ago.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Everyone in the hood wears white tees that are a
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: bit loose and baggy.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, it could have been any of us.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: The one, I will say, I love the story of
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: how they caught the Boston Marathon bombing guys.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Because they took all this camera footage, but that was
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: from cell phones and store surveillance cameras and things like that,
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: and they stitched them all together. But how they were
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: able to identify them, track them, and whatever, as quickly
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: as they were, pretty cool. So if you want to
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: look at the silver lining of it, you're right. The
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: way that it might be useful or could be useful,
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: but you just know Like that's never how it ends
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: up going.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, sure.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: It will do a little bit of that. But, you know,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of for every one of those stories.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: How many of these other stories of people, you know,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: looking up? What was the cop that was looking up
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: her ex?
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Right. If you have warrants, then that stuff is illegal.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: And those people are not allowed or harder to do.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: Well, people always end up getting greedy. And that's what
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: that's the slippery slope we're talking about.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Then you get somebody in power that. that wants to
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: abuse it. Exactly. You know, he's like running for office,
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: wants to get dirt on somebody. And then you're accessing
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: the thing without a warrant. That's illegal.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: You go to jail. But it seems like the two
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: hot button things right now, flock cameras and data centers.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Those are the two things that people seem to care
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: more about than anything else.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: The way they power the flock cameras.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Next up is.
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: Our good old little buddy, Menace.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: How about this guy?
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: This guy.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: This guy. He just looks soft like a marshmallow. His
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: name is Menace, though.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: He's kind of like a menace in the streets.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show. Well, I can tell you next up
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: here on this show, on this throwback Thursday, is an
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: in-studio appearance, a visit from our friend. He is the
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: pride of Pacoima.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: He is the.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Senior vice president and managing partner of Club Turnup. I
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: give you DJ Tim Martinez, a.k.a.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: T.O.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Tim! What's up, Tim?
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, hello there. What up, dog?
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, you seem so relaxed and chill.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: You know, we're going into a holiday weekend.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: I'm just kind of feeling like.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: What are your big plans for the holiday weekend?
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Zero big plans.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: That sounds great. Zero.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: You staying home?
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, even.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Grill and chill?
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, grill and chill for sure. I mean, my wife
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: was like, should we take a trip somewhere? And I'm like, nah.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: I just did that big trip to Fiji.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean. You're good.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: I feel like I'm good.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: She did mention, should we go across the border to Rosarito?
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, your place. Yeah, I mean, maybe.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, if you want to deal with a hurricane,
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: That's your opinion.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: There's going to be a mega hurricane. No, there's not.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Nuclear hurricane.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: I hope you're right.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: You're calling it right now. No, there's not. There might
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: be some light rain in Southern California. Light rain?
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: I'm calling it right now. Light rain.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, just the idea of it has ruined
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: my whole week.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: I'm so off my game.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: I'm so obsessed. I'm freaking about rain and wind.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you how this works. There's like six
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: or seven, whatever it is, different models. Six, seven. They're
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: the different models. There is one model that has one
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: of these possible tropical storms turning toward Southern California.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Towards Tarzana, yeah.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: All of the other ones are making a sharp left
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: out to sea. And if anything, there will be some
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: light rain. No matter what. And Weather Adam, who's on Fox,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: he's a cool dude. Anyway, he just did another video
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: about this the other day. He's like, all right, guys,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: I realize what I was saying the other day about how, oh, look,
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: I understand. It's a great story. There's no hurricane. There's
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: not going to be a hurricane.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: There's something oddly comforting when Woody explains it, and I'm
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: not even kidding.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: He's confident.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: Think about the news.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Think about how things work on social media.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: I was seriously about to get sandbags.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: I bought covers for furniture.
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: Because LA Times says hurricane could send floods to Southern California.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: It's ruined by weed. So you're not buying into this one?
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Not at all. Light rain, if any. Even on, like,
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: if you look at the forecast for Sunday, right?
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Now, again, the forecast changes by the minute.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: We're talking a total, and it's from, say, like, 4
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning, and it's going to be done
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: by 11 a.m. Total precipitation, it's less than half of
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: an inch.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: And it's for about half of the region.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: I think we're going to survive this, guys.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Dude, I even told my parents I might not be coming.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. That's dramatic.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Dude, I'm telling you.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: It's very dramatic.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: It has ruined my week.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: No, you're fine. There is no hurricane.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Thank you. It's a great story. Remember Carmageddon?
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: And that was going to be the end of everybody's life.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: And what did that end up being? Remember the last time? Oh, Menace,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: you and I were in Vegas when the last, quote, hurricane.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: When was that? Was that 2023? or something like that.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: It was like a couple years ago, I think.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Anyway, whenever that was, and it rained. There was no,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: there wasn't even wind.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Y'all made it back.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was, it wasn't, yeah, dude, it was nothing.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: It's people, they love, I mean, they love being able
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: to have the conversations and stories. You're fine, Greg.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: CBS News, tropical storm battering Southern California. Okay.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: You're right, Tim. It sounds dramatic. Issue not.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: But are you, but you're ready.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Half ready.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Emotionally, yes. Get your backup battery.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Half ready.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, are you going to get your little burlap sacks
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: and an upside-down traffic cone so you can fill them
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: with sand?
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Yes. I'll probably get sandbags. I already got the thing. Oh,
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: furniture covers. And I might cancel my trip. So I'm
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: just saying. Don't. I'm freaking out. Don't.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: It's going to be nothing, dude. I'm a wreck. I'm
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: calling it a little light rain, if anything.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm holding you to it.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I am a meaty urologist.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: You are. I'm meaty.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I'm a chunky urologist.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: And a cute one.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Aw, Tim. Tim, we had a question earlier in the week.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Who would you go gay for? Think about it.
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: You can answer at the end of the segment.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: In this room? In the world.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: And it would have to be sexually. I said Michael J. Fox.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Right. Not current Michael J.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Fox.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: No, not current Michael J.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Fox.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Not current Michael J.
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: Fox.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Can I get back to you in the next 10 minutes?
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just as a.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: This is really weird.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: Like you don't have an answer loaded.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Just mad gay sex with.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: You can blame the guy who's paranoid about a hurricane.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: It was his question.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Right. So I have to say who I'd go straight for.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Mila Kunis. Yeah. Same.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, wait.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: Noted.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: That's who you'd go straight for?
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Wait, that came out wrong.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: So who are you.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Currently gay for then? For Greg, it's Mario.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. All right, T.O.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Tim questions. So you can send your questions in on
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: the text over to 22987. You can send us an
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: email with your T.O. Tim question, email at thewoodyshow.com, or
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: leave in the comments when we post the videos on Instagram,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: for example, at thewoodyshow there. All right, Jeff G., what's
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: the first question for T.O.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Tim?
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: First question for T.O. Tim.
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: When your Latino friend says, my family's having a small get-together,
• 22:38
  Speaker 7: how many people should you expect to be there?
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Let's see. I'll put my answer up first in minutes.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: You can read it to everybody.
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: 720.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: 720. 720.
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: That's what it looks like.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: But it's over 20.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, greater than 20.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Carrot, 20.
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: 720.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: It looks like 720.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: It looks like a drunk seven.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I will say.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Over 20.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: I will jump in right after you. 20 plus is
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: what I think.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: I will also. I have at least 20.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: All the white people are on the same page. All right.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: What'd you put there, Menace? Okay.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: For a small gathering, I put actually 15. 15? Small ballpark.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Sammy?
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: I went a little high. I went with 40.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: 40.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Jeff G.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: what'd you put there?
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: I put 18.
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: 18. Okay.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: T.O. Tim.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: 25.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I'm with you guys.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: That's the number, man.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: So small gathering would include what? Siblings?
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Siblings.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Aunts, uncles, cousins.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
• 23:47
  Speaker 8: And then it's like, oh, hey, a couple of the
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: neighbors around, they're smelling what's going on.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: They're going to come by for sure.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: So then what's a big gathering? That's when you start
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: including friends? In-laws.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, for sure.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, my father-in-law has 10 siblings.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: I mean, guaranteed in our household, if we just do... Like,
• 24:09
  Speaker 8: our immediate family, right off the bat, that's 19.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Damn!
• 24:14
  Speaker 8: That's nobody else, 19.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: So how does it work from, like, who's responsibility? Does
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: everybody bring stuff? Yeah.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, for sure. Everybody brings stuff.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: You don't walk in without an 18 of modelo.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: That's, like, standard. That's your entry ticket.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I guess every situation, every family is different.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I didn't know if there was, like, a kind of
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: a standard operating procedure of, like, That's a lot of food.
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: Standard operating procedure is like, okay, I'm hosting. Basically, what
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: we do, we'll send out a text. We're like, hey,
• 24:43
  Speaker 8: we're cooking the main dish.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got the meat.
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we got the main bulk of it, and everybody
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: else bring something to.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Bring a side.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bring something.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Or drink. Yep.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: All right. Let's see.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Question number two, Tia Tim.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: We all know that Latino sons are mama's boys. So
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: what is something that a Latino mom does for her
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: son on a regular basis?
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Everything?
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Everything's not a suitable answer. I have a specific answer
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: based on a friend of mine. And I give this
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: person crap all the time because this person is in
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: their 40s. And he has yet to do one load
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: of his own laundry.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's what I put.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: But I.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: This guy, laundry same, Greg?
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: I have laundry.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: This pen is basically broken.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do his laundry slash iron clothes.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: He will collect everything. This guy piles it all into
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: his car, and when he goes over to his mom's house,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: either Saturday or Sunday for a dinner, either Saturday or Sunday,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: if he doesn't show up with his laundry, his mom
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: gets mad. And I go, dude, have you ever? He's like,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: you know what? I think maybe once or twice, like
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: in a pinch. Yeah. But he just brings it over
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: to his mom.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: Because that's the way she wants it.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then whenever he ends up getting married, if
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: he ever gets married at this point, which who knows?
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: This guy's had a girlfriend a long time. Yeah, just
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: has never done it.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: And because the mom won't let him.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Right. Oh, no.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. She insists.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Or let him get married.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Who else did we know that was like that? Was
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: that the, oh, you were that way?
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, I got stories, man. I mean, I still
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: have yet to do one load of laundry.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Are you serious still?
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Yep, still. Good. How did I not know that?
• 26:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we have talked about this a long time ago.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I might have shared that story then, too.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: When I lived with my mom, pre-marriage. Mom did my laundry.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and now your wife does it.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: And then my wife does it.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Wow. I do, but I iron.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Can you do laundry? Do you know how to do it?
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Like if I gave you a load of clothes, could you.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd figure it out. Do you know what the
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: detergent does? Of course you'd figure it out. No, like
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: if you asked me like right now to tell you
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: what to do first, no. I'd look it up. Tim,
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: you put together an entire music festival.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: I think you can handle it.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Using just your thumb and your finger, show me like
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: how much detergent you would put in for a load
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: of laundry.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Liquid detergent.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Liquid detergent?
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: this much wow that's.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Gonna be clean that's a ton is that too much
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: is that too much that's a lot that's for comforters
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: you're gonna have bubbles spilling over his eyes that's too
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: much maybe like that I.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Mean his his thumb and his forefinger could barely make
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: any more room if they had to no.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: No yeah I could have went like this.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Just using your thumb and your forefinger.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: I'd say this much.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: No, dude, that's a lot.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: That's way too much. That's a lot, man.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: We're not talking about the shot glasses.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: I got a lot of clothes.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I got a lot of clothes. So Gina, you said laundry. Greg,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: you said laundry. I said, what'd you say, Menace?
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: I said cooking nonstop.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Cooking. That's another one. All right, Sammy.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I said cooks.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: Cooking. Jeff G.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Same.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Cooks his food.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Cooks his food.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Even when it makes his wife mad.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Still do it.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Laundry.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: Laundry.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: I have to.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: It's too close to my heart. Yeah.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, but she would get mad? Would she get
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: mad if you didn't have your laundry done?
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: If you branched out?
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Like if you tried to do it yourself?
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: No, she's always like, dude, what happens when I'm not around?
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you're always around.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: And I love that. That's the problem.
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: No, I mean, again, if I had to, actually, I
• 28:33
  Speaker 8: would go to my kids. My kids know how to
• 28:35
  Speaker 8: do their laundry. So I'd probably go to them first.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: That's so funny.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: But then after that, I'd figure it out.
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Now I know that this is too much detergent.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: That's way too much. Yeah, that's too much.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: It's like five inches.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Well, if you have a question for a future round
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: of T.O. Tim, you can send your question on the
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: text over to 22987. You can also send it on
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: the email, email at thewoodyshow.com. It's a throwback Thursday. We're
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: going to take a quick break. We'll come back, and
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: then we'll go up in the club. He's going to
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: take off his T.O. Tim hat, and he's going to
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: put on his DJ Tim Martinez hat. That is next
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: here on The Woody Show.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Hang on.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show. We will be right back.