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Dirty Little Secret:I've Been Leading A Double Life! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Stories.
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  Speaker 2: Get it off your chest.
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  Speaker 3: It's Dirty Little Secret with Billy the Kid in the
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  Speaker 3: Morning on Mix 102.9.
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  Speaker 2: Brought to you by Mint Dentistry. If you've got a secret,
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  Speaker 2: 833-787-1029 at Dirty Little Secret.
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  Speaker 1: It's just confession time, really.
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  Speaker 3: Just cleanse your soul you'll feel better about life you
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  Speaker 3: know you just get it off your chest if you
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  Speaker 3: can't tell your friends and family or whoever then tell
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  Speaker 3: us yeah why not you got one sturdy little secret.
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  Speaker 4: No judgment please okay okay all right so i have
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  Speaker 4: this secret that i've never told my friend my family
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  Speaker 4: not even my husband because it's so bizarre that i
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  Speaker 4: don't even know how to explain it.
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  Speaker 2: I love weird secrets.
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  Speaker 1: Okay i like to pretend that i'm rich And I
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  Speaker 1: like to go to look at mansions.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I get, like, looking at mansions, too. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: what do you mean, like, when you go look at mansions,
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  Speaker 3: you pretend you're rich and go look at mansions, like,
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  Speaker 3: drive around and look at them?
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  Speaker 2: No, like, I seek them out. Like, I look at
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  Speaker 2: the listings, right?
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  Speaker 4: And I literally go to these mansions, like, twice a month.
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  Speaker 2: Like they're for sale open houses.
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  Speaker 1: Yes yep the ones that are for sale yes so you're.
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  Speaker 3: Going to open houses and you're going to yes okay.
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  Speaker 5: Not like a drive-by in your head someday we'll live there.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah right no i i dress the part like i
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  Speaker 6: will put on my shades my best bag my clothes Like,
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  Speaker 6: I go in, I go to these open houses, to
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  Speaker 6: these multi-million.
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  Speaker 2: Dollar homes or these estates.
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  Speaker 6: Really? There's sometimes, yes, the ones over there in Highland
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  Speaker 6: Park or South Lake.
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  Speaker 1: And I will go into character, guys. I will make up, like,
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  Speaker 1: a fake life and everything before I go. I have, like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm scripted when I go in there, okay, guys?
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  Speaker 2: Like, you have, like, a fake persona? You have a
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  Speaker 2: fake name and everything?
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  Speaker 4: One million percent.
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  Speaker 2: I have a fake name. I have a fake career.
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  Speaker 2: I have a fake family situation.
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  Speaker 1: I will go in there with my imaginary, like I
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  Speaker 1: will talk about my imaginary husband, like he's a surgeon.
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  Speaker 2: Or yeah, we.
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  Speaker 1: Sold the company. One time I told a realtor that
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  Speaker 1: we were relocating from California because of my husband's job.
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  Speaker 3: That's believable. This is hysterical. And I'm wondering, so you
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  Speaker 3: go into an open house. All of a sudden, you
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  Speaker 3: are some highfalutin person, rich. You're walking around.
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  Speaker 2: You've got a fake personality. I will get my nails
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  Speaker 2: done for this. You'll get your nails done. Okay. So
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  Speaker 2: you're dressing up. Like you can tell me I'm not rich.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I literally go there. I dress and act
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  Speaker 2: the part.
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  Speaker 4: One million percent.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: And I will actually ask legitimate questions like, so how
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  Speaker 1: old is the roof?
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  Speaker 2: Would the owners consider leaving the wine refrigerators? So you're
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  Speaker 2: getting into it. Are there any foundation problems? Yeah. All
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  Speaker 2: of it. All of it.
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  Speaker 6: But meanwhile, my fake account is like, girl, get the
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  Speaker 6: F out of there.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: So what does it, what does it do to you?
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  Speaker 3: You got to do this for a reason. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: obviously you like, you get a kick out of it,
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  Speaker 3: but like, what is it? Does it do something to
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  Speaker 3: you that you just like fulfill something?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Besides giving me an adrenaline rush, I'm like, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I, I, I mean, of course, I'm playing the role,
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  Speaker 1: but it's not.
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  Speaker 4: That, like, I'm unhappy with my real life.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I have a beautiful home. I have a great husband,
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  Speaker 1: a great family.
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  Speaker 2: All the good stuff. And it's not like I'm trying
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  Speaker 2: to escape some, like, horrible situation or anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: It's just that.
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  Speaker 6: Besides the rest, I just love these houses, and I
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  Speaker 6: love imagining my.
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  Speaker 2: Life like this.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I get into it.
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  Speaker 3: It's a lot to go through and to go, and
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  Speaker 3: you actually got to physically be there. And nobody knows
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  Speaker 3: you do it because I mean, I could see how
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  Speaker 3: somebody would think this is weird.
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  Speaker 2: I want to talk to Dr. Chris, who always listens
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  Speaker 2: to us and see what he would say about this.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I like going to open houses, too.
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  Speaker 5: My husband does more than I like, like houses that
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  Speaker 5: really don't make sense for us.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Just look at the design and like catch a vibe.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't like it at first either, but he was like,
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  Speaker 5: let's just go look.
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  Speaker 2: You know, if I can't afford this, don't tease me
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  Speaker 2: with it. Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 5: It's also manifest.
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  Speaker 2: I like going because of the food. Some of the
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  Speaker 2: nice houses, they have a good charcuterie board. That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Little mimosas. It just depends. Yeah, that's true. It's free food. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, good for you. Get a little caviar. Do
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  Speaker 2: you feel bad, though?
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  Speaker 3: I would also, I'm a real big person, like real big,
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  Speaker 3: I'm wasting people's time. I would feel bad about wasting
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  Speaker 3: anybody's time, like the real estate agent.
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  Speaker 2: I would feel bad, you know? Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I do feel bad about that because, like, sometimes I'll
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  Speaker 1: go back for a second showing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you weren't wasting time until then. That was the house.
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  Speaker 2: They're doing anyway.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 5: No, you put your email address down.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no. I'm going to go back. RichGirl69 at gmail.com.
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  Speaker 5: You don't feel guilty about that? Like bringing an agent
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  Speaker 5: out for a showing that you know is not going anywhere?
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  Speaker 2: No, I can go with it. I can go with it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, it could be worse. You could have
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  Speaker 2: worse addictions.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: This is a strange one, though. We've had a lot
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  Speaker 2: of weird ones. I mean, I don't know. Candace said
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  Speaker 2: she doesn't. Well, not like this. I don't own a
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  Speaker 2: $ 6 million house. But, I mean, can't you just watch, like.
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  Speaker 5: Million Dollar Listing or whatever on Netflix or one of
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  Speaker 5: those shows to get your fix?
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  Speaker 2: No, she can't dress up for that. No, you got to,
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  Speaker 2: this is everything. It's an interesting hobby for sure.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm glad you confessed it, and thank you, and,
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  Speaker 3: you know, let us know. Keep us in the loop
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  Speaker 3: on this. I'm going to see if our friend who's
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  Speaker 3: a therapist, and I'm going to see what he has
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  Speaker 3: to say about it. Maybe he'll analyze it. He's probably
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  Speaker 3: already analyzing you as he listens.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, good luck and go look at some houses, girl.
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  Speaker 2: I will. Thank you. You know what?
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  Speaker 3: Matter of fact, Dr. Chris, I think he's on the phone.
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  Speaker 3: Let's talk to him next. OK, because I'm so curious
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  Speaker 3: what that means. What does it mean if you're going
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  Speaker 3: to open houses and fake and being rich? Right.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe there's something wrong with it. We don't know. You
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  Speaker 2: know what? We'll talk to him.
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  Speaker 3: Hang out.