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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show November 7th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It's a dude.
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  Speaker 2: To the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 3: Listener discretion is advised the Woody Shows. The Woody Show
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  Speaker 3: Insensitivity Training Class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody. Well,
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  Speaker 3: today is November seventh, twenty twenty five, and today, ladies
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  Speaker 3: and gentlemen, is Friday. That's what I'm talking.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, welcome to it.
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  Speaker 3: My name's Wonnie. That's great, gory boy. What we got Menace?
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  Speaker 1: What up?
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  Speaker 5: Hi?
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  Speaker 3: Gina grand is here?
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  Speaker 5: All right?
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  Speaker 3: We got Sammy, Hie Sea Bass, Good morning to you.
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  Speaker 3: Morgan's here, Vaughn's here, We've got dumb ass Tyler. I
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  Speaker 3: see four Menjie's here, You're here, and all we gotta
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  Speaker 3: do is get through this little part of the day
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  Speaker 3: together and into the weekend. Welcome to the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 6: It's ohficial.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Friday officially underway.
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  Speaker 3: And uh we have a bunch of stuff playing for
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  Speaker 3: you today, including MENACE's late night monologue, weekend review, right,
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  Speaker 3: a huge comedy help you about your comedy pants? Yes,
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  Speaker 3: Friday fail Stories. Got the du i Q for your
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  Speaker 3: chance to win some stuff. We'll do some of the
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  Speaker 3: trending news headlines. Birthday's porno Birthday entertainment, news and more.
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  Speaker 3: Oh coming up here on the Woody Show. Phones are
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  Speaker 3: open at eight seven seven forty four Woodie. You can
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  Speaker 3: hit us up with the text over to two to
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  Speaker 3: nine eight seven. Exciting weekend plans for anybody here stands out.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to go to a barbecue festival.
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  Speaker 3: A barbecue festival, yeah, like a barbecue competition kind of thing.
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  Speaker 4: I think there will be competitions there, but I'm not
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  Speaker 4: really into that. I'm desered to eat.
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  Speaker 7: We're inviting friends up to see how much better our
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  Speaker 7: neighborhood is now than it was before.
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  Speaker 4: Them to move.
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  Speaker 7: So okay, it's just to rub it in or what
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  Speaker 7: do you to bring them to the recruiting exactly?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I have, I have plans to see a couple
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  Speaker 8: of friends, but I'm kind of hoping they get canceled.
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  Speaker 8: Those are the best plans, I know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. Yeah, I'm excited because I'm just about
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  Speaker 3: done with all of my solo flight requirements and because
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  Speaker 3: I'm working my way to my final pilot exam to
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  Speaker 3: get my pilot's license. And yeah, so the date is
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  Speaker 3: now November twentieth. There was a scheduling, you know, conflict.
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  Speaker 3: There was supposed to be the eighteenth, now is the twenty,
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  Speaker 3: which is good. A couple of days to prepare, which
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  Speaker 3: is fine. But this weekend knocking out the last bit
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  Speaker 3: of the flight requirements for night flight.
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  Speaker 9: Oh damn?
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  Speaker 8: Is that alone that night? Some of it is oh okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 8: because some of these you have to go up alone.
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  Speaker 8: And that's what I've been doing hours, right, been doing well?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to have a certain number
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  Speaker 3: of of solo flight hours, whether you're the piloting command.
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  Speaker 8: Like the other day you told me you want up
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  Speaker 8: for two hours.
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  Speaker 3: Do you ever? Yeah, yesterday I flew for almost three really, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: And what do you do?
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  Speaker 8: Well, you go to different airports uh huh oh, you
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  Speaker 8: got to landing yea, and then.
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  Speaker 3: You land there and then you taxi back to the
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  Speaker 3: run when you take off, and you go to a
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  Speaker 3: different airport and you land there and you taxi back
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  Speaker 3: and you take off again. And then I was trying
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  Speaker 3: to kill a little bit more time because you need
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  Speaker 3: certain number of hours, and so they're like, yeah, go
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  Speaker 3: do whatever. So I did a little sight seeing. I
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  Speaker 3: just kind of flew around and then I flew over
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  Speaker 3: my house. Yeah, and then did like uh, you know,
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  Speaker 3: a couple of a couple of circles around the area.
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  Speaker 8: It's cool.
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  Speaker 3: What this license you're gonna be getting? What what does
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  Speaker 3: that license you to do?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 8: Fly an airplane any and all?
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  Speaker 3: Uh, well, unless you need to be type rated on
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  Speaker 3: a certain type of like I couldn't go fly like
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  Speaker 3: a like a seven thirty seven like I could if
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't, like I took my pilot's license, that would
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  Speaker 3: allow me to then go get type rated on you know,
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  Speaker 3: a big jet like that. That's what the Nathan Fielder
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  Speaker 3: had to do, had to get his pilot's license. Then
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  Speaker 3: he had to go do the type writing thing of
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  Speaker 3: those simulators. Yeah, but he went and did so. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean there's multi engine you had to get, you know,
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  Speaker 3: certified for different things, but for any general aviation aircraft,
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  Speaker 3: any single engine piston airplane, I could I could legally
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  Speaker 3: fly that with passengers who.
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  Speaker 4: Was checking this license?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: The FA does, like when you every time you go
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  Speaker 3: on board, like you jump in your plane and not
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  Speaker 3: every single time, but they do ramp checks. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and so like you have to show certain documentation, they'll
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  Speaker 3: they'll come around, they'll ask you for you know, everything,
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  Speaker 3: from you know, the planes registration and airworthiness certificate and
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  Speaker 3: make sure oh yeah, and then to make sure you
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  Speaker 3: have your pilot's license, your FA medical certificate, these different things.
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  Speaker 3: You can do that when you're retired.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't know why I thought about this when
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  Speaker 4: we were talking about solo flights. But you know how
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  Speaker 4: Greg is obsessed with being nude, and we've heard like
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  Speaker 4: so many different stories about people getting caught driving their car.
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  Speaker 4: Has there been any stories that we heard about of
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  Speaker 4: somebody like flying their plane naked? Is that something?
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  Speaker 8: There's like going up there?
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  Speaker 3: There was that that company that was offering those mile
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  Speaker 3: high flights, Yeah, out of Vegas where you go up
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  Speaker 3: in a in a plane and there's a mattress in the.
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  Speaker 8: Back and you can bang back.
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  Speaker 3: That's good.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, so they were nude.
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  Speaker 4: No, but they're actually flying the plane.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know. I haven't heard anything about that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, some flight attendants were caught naked. A pilot was
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  Speaker 3: arrested for being naked as hotel room window.
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  Speaker 8: When you're flying around quote sight seeing, what elevation are
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  Speaker 8: you at?
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  Speaker 3: It depends on the terrain, but uh say yes, today
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  Speaker 3: I was at seventy five hundred feet.
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  Speaker 8: Oh so still pretty tall.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty tall, Yes, pretty tall. Pretty it's pretty
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  Speaker 3: tallg you have some advice on how people should be flying. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: take the highest point technically at one hundred feet. You
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  Speaker 3: know you do when you're figuring out your flight plan.
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  Speaker 3: You figure out the train between where you are and
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  Speaker 3: where you're going, and you have to be a certain
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  Speaker 3: distance over the tallest obstacle thousand feet. So I usually
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  Speaker 3: go two thousand feet to give you a little bit
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  Speaker 3: more measure. Yeah, because you're flying over like say, mountains
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  Speaker 3: or train there's some issue you want to have more
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  Speaker 3: time to correct or feet.
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  Speaker 4: How many knots are you going?
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  Speaker 3: About?
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  Speaker 8: One hundred and eighty?
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's really real. Yeah, they really use knots.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, So it's all cool and I'm looking
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  Speaker 3: for because night flight and I've done a little bit
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  Speaker 3: of it, but night flight is super cool. It's really
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  Speaker 3: because it's all the lights and it's real peaceful, there's
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  Speaker 3: fewer people flying, it's really easy to see the other track.
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  Speaker 8: It's really cool.
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  Speaker 3: I like it.
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  Speaker 7: So are you going to do the like for fourth
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  Speaker 7: of July? Are you gonna do night flights so you
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  Speaker 7: can see all the fireworks. Cool, they sell those, you know,
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  Speaker 7: look for a high price.
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  Speaker 4: You can do that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know you know a guy, all right, you
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  Speaker 3: know a guy who could make that happen. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Charter see sea fireworks from the air. I'd love to
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  Speaker 3: just make sure that a proper out to you, so
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  Speaker 3: you don't get one hundred feet at friendly fire.
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  Speaker 10: You know.
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  Speaker 3: Sevent alright? Eight seven seven, Send us a text over
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  Speaker 3: to two two nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 8: Get some more Woodies show for you. Next, hang on
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  Speaker 8: the show.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be right back. What's up? What is show? Podcast listeners.
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  Speaker 4: I have a huge amount of giveaways happening Saturday November fifteenth.
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  Speaker 4: I'm talking theme park tickets at Habit Burger in South
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  Speaker 4: Pasadena Saturday November fifteenth. Then on Friday, November twenty eight,
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  Speaker 4: I'll be at Lazy Dog Restaurant Downy, California, Dune to
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  Speaker 4: three pm with TCL televisions. We're giving away TV and
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  Speaker 4: I have more tickets to give away, but it ain't over.
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  Speaker 4: On Monday, December first, I'll be at Lazy Dog Rancho
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  Speaker 4: Cucamonga from five pm to eight pm giving away another
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  Speaker 4: TV and more tickets. So write those down. I'll see
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  Speaker 4: you there in the meantime, keep enjoining the Woody Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: All right, welcome back everybody, and if you're just joining us,
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  Speaker 3: Happy Friday to you.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: All right, So today is so November seventh, twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 3: To try this out, tell us how it works out.
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  Speaker 3: Hug a bear day. Now that you're talking about fat
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  Speaker 3: Harry gay.
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  Speaker 4: Guys, that'll do.
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  Speaker 3: That's different. I would love a bear Love your lawyer day.
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  Speaker 4: No, thank you?
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  Speaker 3: You know Greg Fountain pen Day, because Greg, Greg's got
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  Speaker 3: one pen that he will use.
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  Speaker 8: Is that a fountain pen or no? But it's it's
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  Speaker 8: kind of it's not a ballpoint. It's kind of I
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  Speaker 8: guess you would call that a gel and I like.
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  Speaker 8: And then I have my check writing pen.
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  Speaker 9: All right, yes, gyps in.
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  Speaker 8: His courtesy of Menace from Buckingham Palace. That's he bought
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  Speaker 8: it from the Buckingham Palace gift shop for. It's a
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  Speaker 8: National Cancer Awareness Day. Always very important to get checked out.
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  Speaker 8: It's a National Canine Lymphoma Awareness Day. Old Dugan's my
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  Speaker 8: dogs just went through that and we're good. Yeah, good now,
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  Speaker 8: that's good, thank god.
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  Speaker 3: It's a National Bittersweet Chocolate with almonds day, so good.
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  Speaker 3: We got the birthdays and the Porter birth they also good.
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  Speaker 3: But first medicine tells what's happening in the world of entertainment.
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  Speaker 4: Well, who's excited? Who's ripping out? Because I am Grimlins
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  Speaker 4: three Grimlins.
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  Speaker 3: He cannot say the name of that movie. Say it properly, Grimlins. No,
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  Speaker 3: say it properly.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I am.
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  Speaker 3: Is this kind of like how you say he can't
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  Speaker 3: say yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if I've heard it out loud.
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  Speaker 8: Gizmo is a Grimlin grim linn Gremlin like grim Grimlin,
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  Speaker 8: not like grim reap.
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  Speaker 4: Because you always follow it up with the incorrect way
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  Speaker 4: of saying it. I need you just to say it correctly.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So it's not grim Linn. It's graham Len graham
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  Speaker 3: Lenz yeah n grem Ln.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, no, now we have to s grem ln.
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  Speaker 3: Was I was focusing more in the beginning of it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, twenty twenty seven and being an exeguative produced by
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  Speaker 11: Steven Spielberg Produce.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Original Grimlins came out in nineteen eighty four, grossing one
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  Speaker 4: hundred and sixty five million dollars, which is probably in
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  Speaker 4: nineteen eighties money a trillion dollars, but trillion. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 4: the sequel came out Grimlins two, the New Batch, and
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  Speaker 4: it came they made far less money, nineteen ninety forty
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  Speaker 4: one million dollars.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, Greg, what were you saying? You didn't know that
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  Speaker 8: there was a sequel to what oh Up until probably
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  Speaker 8: a year or two ago. I didn't know there was
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  Speaker 8: a sequel to Back to the Future.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 9: How do you miss that?
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  Speaker 4: How did you miss that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Good question, and all the references from it I've heard of. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: we talked about put two and two together. Then that's
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  Speaker 8: the Hubbard board.
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  Speaker 3: That's from where they went into the future, which was
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  Speaker 3: twenty fifteen or so, and then Back to the Future
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  Speaker 3: three was when they went to the Old West.
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  Speaker 8: I think my mind was blown when I found out
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  Speaker 8: there was.
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  Speaker 3: A part three.
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  Speaker 4: How my god.
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  Speaker 3: Well, those are fantasy movies, but they were also made
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  Speaker 3: like you would have seen that, oliver T. How do
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  Speaker 3: you avoid it with you? It wasn't like a week ago.
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  Speaker 8: I found out like a year or ago. I think
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  Speaker 8: Gregg's world about this big.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: And that's where I like it's Mario.
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  Speaker 3: Wine, hgtvah depeche Mode correct, his dog, Yeah, and his parents.
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  Speaker 8: And being in the pool's world.
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  Speaker 3: That's pretty much it.
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  Speaker 8: That's my world. It's all any That's where I'm happing.
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  Speaker 3: No Grimlins available? Yeah, and then really bad Amazon Prime movie.
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  Speaker 8: You're using the adjectives what was the last?
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  Speaker 6: How do you hit this?
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  Speaker 1: Hip?
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  Speaker 8: This to Greg?
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  Speaker 3: Terrible?
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  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Ricky, I have to think about it all right?
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, Okay, Well there's always that thing about you know, Grimlins.
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  Speaker 4: Is it a Is it a Christmas movie? Holiday?
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  Speaker 3: It is?
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  Speaker 4: Anyways, it is a holiday movie. I believe it is
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  Speaker 4: as well. Thank you Sammy. It was a Christmas I
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  Speaker 4: would say it would be the end all be all
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  Speaker 4: when it comes to holiday movies. Yes, but have you
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  Speaker 4: seen this yet, Sammy. Matt Rife is going to have
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  Speaker 4: a holiday special coming out on Netflix. It's called a
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  Speaker 4: Christmas crowd Work, a Christmas crowd Work special crowd Work
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  Speaker 4: on Netflix in December, and it will be the most fun.
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  Speaker 4: That's how he.
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  Speaker 3: So his his whole face besides looking like a supermodel,
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  Speaker 3: is he's very He appeals to women, young women because
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  Speaker 3: and moms because he looks hot. But all his crowd
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  Speaker 3: work is like relationships stuff and oh who you're dating,
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  Speaker 3: let's call your mom.
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  Speaker 4: Because now crowd work for people that are not in
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  Speaker 4: the industry is basically like during your performance as a
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  Speaker 4: comedian and doing your stand up, you stop it down
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  Speaker 4: and you talk to the crowd. Now, some comedians they
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  Speaker 4: talk crap on this, but I believe the people that
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  Speaker 4: talk crap about this are the people that don't have
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  Speaker 4: that skilled to It's.
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  Speaker 3: Off script that it is that the reason the crowd
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  Speaker 3: work has become so popular in the past few years
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  Speaker 3: is because it is not burning material. So when you
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  Speaker 3: if you post a clip of yourself online as a
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  Speaker 3: stand up comedian, you can't post a clip of your
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  Speaker 3: stand up show or else you can never use that
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  Speaker 3: joke again. Yeah kiss, But if you're doing if you're
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  Speaker 3: just messing with the girl up front and then that's
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  Speaker 3: funny firstling, then who cares. But there's some guys that
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  Speaker 3: are just like so anti crowd work because they feel
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  Speaker 3: like they just can't do it. That's possible.
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  Speaker 7: I think Sea Best is right though, they don't want
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  Speaker 7: to burn through material and people can see it as being.
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  Speaker 3: Lazy, right because it's because people the audience loves CrowdWork
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  Speaker 3: because you're talking about the audience and you're part of
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  Speaker 3: the But it's not good stand up necessarily because it's
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  Speaker 3: not crafting a proper performance.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well look for this special.
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  Speaker 3: Also, Gremlins first came out in June of nineteen eighty four,
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  Speaker 3: so it's not a Christmas but it was.
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  Speaker 9: Supposed to be. But it's a Christmas present.
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  Speaker 3: Comedian Jimmy whatever, the British guy in the suit, Jimmy Carr.
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  Speaker 3: Jimmy Carr, he's great at it. Yeah, his crowd work stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I see a lot of his clips online and I
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  Speaker 3: didn't really know much about him, but I kept seeing
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  Speaker 3: these clips.
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  Speaker 8: I really like him.
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  Speaker 4: He's super sharp.
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  Speaker 8: This might be an unpopular opinion, but oh well, maybe
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  Speaker 8: SeaBASS agrees about I did try out one of those
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  Speaker 8: matt Riche specials when it was nothing but crowd work,
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  Speaker 8: and I waited the entire special for some sort of
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  Speaker 8: punch flying.
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  Speaker 4: I thought, oh, really, yeah, what is this.
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  Speaker 3: It's not it's not funny, like compared to what he's
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  Speaker 3: talking about. Jimmy Carr super quick. Yeah, has what are
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  Speaker 3: probably preloaded some of his jokes, they are actual jokes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that he does to the audience with growth matt riif
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  Speaker 3: it's more just like, yeah, boy, women are different than man.
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  Speaker 4: Huh, girls be doing this.
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  Speaker 8: It almost seems like a therapy session.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's on.
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  Speaker 8: Oh I hate that.
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  Speaker 4: I just went through that one. I just went through
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  Speaker 4: that with Ali's war set. But at least it was
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  Speaker 4: a good songs all right. Uh moving on to Sam Smith.
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  Speaker 4: Now you're upsessed with Sam Smith?
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  Speaker 8: Aren't you?
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  Speaker 4: Great singers?
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  Speaker 1: To me?
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  Speaker 4: Because yeah, if you don't know, he's a singer.
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  Speaker 3: But I thought has hung together. Yeah, well he actually
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  Speaker 3: kind of bothers me.
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  Speaker 4: And he just talked about something that he just did
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  Speaker 4: when he was thirteen. Apparently he had light bo suction
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  Speaker 4: when he was thirteen years old. He said it was
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  Speaker 4: a nightmare.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: So rare. He said when he was thirteen that he
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  Speaker 4: got bullied a lot for being fat. He had a
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  Speaker 4: lot of upper body fat, and so he I apparently
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: convinced his parents to let him to get.
• 16:13
  Speaker 8: Why is he putting it in paste? It he has
• 16:16
  Speaker 8: awesome parents.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: That awesome parents let him get LiPo sections. Okay, he
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: said the healing took forever because again he's a young,
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: active kid and then so he had to wear bandages
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: and the healing process almost took a year. He said,
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: back then it did work.
• 16:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I only know one person that got LiPo and
• 16:38
  Speaker 8: she got it on her legs and the recovery was brutal.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: And it doesn't last, no.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Depositives.
• 16:47
  Speaker 8: The whole recollect there.
• 16:48
  Speaker 7: And it's like the way it's been described, because there's
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: like a hose being violently jabbed in it. It's like
• 16:53
  Speaker 7: an internal car accident that just bang, bang, over and over.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: Greg still wants it, wants it badly, and we'll talk
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: to your boy Sam Smith. Have you guys seen this.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: I know, like we immediately shut it off, well most
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: of the room when we even see a speck of
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: anything that has to do with Wicked. But apparently Wicked
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: was premiering in Brazil just recently, and Ariana Grande was
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: supposed to be there, but I don't know, something happening
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: with their playing and she couldn't make the premiere and
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: now she's put herself in a bubble and she said
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: because of the flight mishap, and she's really really sorry,
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: but they do not care. They they want blood and
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: they've been threading her. Please please no death threats because
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: I didn't show it to the Wicked.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: So my wife and I went to that IMAX Back
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: to the Future screening this past weekend, and one of
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: the previews was for this next Wicked. She cried, I'm
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: not surprised and I have not let her off the
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: hook one.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't a different the trailer, the one she's
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: seen a million.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: No, she's seen this trailer a billion times. And she
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: cried like she had to take her glasses off. She
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: was wiping her eyes, like what is wrong with you?
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: Hey, let's let a woman president?
• 18:16
  Speaker 9: Though, Like, can I make a confession?
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: I'm over Wicked?
• 18:21
  Speaker 12: Out da we won't sit because she was like, and
• 18:30
  Speaker 12: you know you don't do so you're not gonna go
• 18:33
  Speaker 12: see a new one?
• 18:34
  Speaker 9: I probably, she was, I'm just drincon.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: I'd see your birthdays today. Starting with celebrities, Adam.
• 18:43
  Speaker 8: Divine from Workaholics from Jackson should be an Oscar winner.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: His name of Jackson, Greg was that Adam Divine's character
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: in Jackson? Because it wasn't Jackson, No, Jaxon's the phone
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: that he talks to. I don't remember him name. Adam
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Devine is forty two year years old today. The singer
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Lord is twenty nine. Algie Smith, who is Chris McKay
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: on Euphoria They're on HBO is thirty one. David Gietta,
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: the DJ behind huge club bangers like Seas Titanium and.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: Personal friend of Mess.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: He's the best as fifty eight years old today. Mike Henry,
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: the og voice of Cleveland on The Family Guy. Is
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: he the one that stepped down? Yes, because he's like, well,
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: you know, I'm not authentically blessing. Okay, He's sixty years old.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Joni Mitchells and shaved her legs or her armpits. God's
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: like the seventies, eighty two years old today. And Greg
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Christopher Knight has a birthday today. Peter Brady, Peter Brady
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: on The Brady Bunch. Next year is gonna be one
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: hell of a birthday sixty eight this year sixty eight.
• 19:47
  Speaker 8: I have some of his furniture collection in my courtyard.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: That's right, be jealous.
• 19:54
  Speaker 9: That's super cool.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: He came out with the furniture collection.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah. Your porn of birthday today is indeed
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: James and Today's birthday girl. She's been around the block
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: more times than the Mailman one hundred and thirty eight
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: fine films, including What will the Neighbors Think? What don't
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: we already know? Yeh over fifty an extra Horny. She
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: was in Horny Cougar's Bang the Pizza Delivery Boy.
• 20:17
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: She was in Mature MILFs Lesbian Awaking. Also Your Stepmom
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: found her panties in My Room Volume one and who
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Can Forget Her Unforgetable role And Andy James catches her
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: friend's horny son jerking it and shows him what older
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: women can do. Hell yeah, I wonder what that was.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: I know it.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: He's like, say the whole movie, that's Andy James, who
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: is fifty nine years old today, and that's your corn
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: of birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is a little
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: lookal what's happening in the world of entertainment. You're on
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: this Friday, you're on the Woody Show.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: I think there's some shenanigans going on.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Hot things are popular more than ever, Lizzy to bring
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: it back.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. WI is back, all right, Welcome back everybody,
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: and a happy Friday to you. Bones as you know,
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can't
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: send us a text check in over to two to
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: nine eight seven. Uh, menace had a treat delivered to us. Now,
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: before we get to what this treat is, I was
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: reminded of that because we just we just got a text.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know why somebody would choose violence on a
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Friday eight oh five, and this person text in saying,
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: I meant to tell you guys that I tried the
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: chili cheese burrito at Taco Bell. Oh my god, was
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: that disgusting? Hard past?
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: You're wrong, that is an idiot.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know if honestly, I don't know if I've
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: ever heard that review of the chili cheese burrito.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Because it's a gift from Jesus.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: It's delectable.
• 21:45
  Speaker 9: It's a gift.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just when you say disgusting, why it happened, like
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: you just want to hate.
• 21:52
  Speaker 8: You don't like the texture of it.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Now, I probably believe what I'm saying, like chill something
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: about it, something more like rice and like cubes of
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: chicken or whatever. It will be more like I don't know,
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: the texture that like solid more of a solid structure.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, and so this is chili and cheese,
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: and so maybe maybe that's the part. Maybe it's too
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: mesty with taste, sour, nothing like I'm taking, but sometimes
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: asking the texture because sometimes people say I don't like
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: disgusting with taste, but they also say it was too messy.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: It was disgusting, so I had nothing to do with
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: the taste. Yeah, we need some more clarification.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Eight o five.
• 22:31
  Speaker 8: I will say this.
• 22:32
  Speaker 9: You don't eat like a baby.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: You don't bite into the chili cheese burrito. You you
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: kind of puncture it and slurp like you.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 22:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's so good.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Menace used air tasker and for a reason because like
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: this particular item that he had to like this is
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: a Taco Bell item.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not it's not easy to get. They just
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: released it. It's the Baja Blast pie that they've been
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: talking about for two years.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: I got to try it.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: It looks like a full size you know, like a
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: lot of times like the fast food place, so will
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: have like just they'll sell it by the wedge, by
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: the peace, you know what I mean.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: This is in a full size pie box. Yeah, it's awesome.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: So again I got to try two years ago at
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: an event and we've been waiting for it to get released.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: Now the reason that I used air Tasker to get
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: it delivered. Not a sponsor, but should be because you
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: can't get this on delivery.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Food apps a lot of items they don't propagate in
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: the menus, so sometimes you have to go like a
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: specialty way.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: So what's cool about the air Tasker thing? Like you
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: can get people to do pretty much whatever you want.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: You just set a price and I said, okay, can
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: you go pick this up for this price?
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: And I delivered it.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: It's pretty awesome. Is this thing frozen? No, it's cool.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: This is a refrigerator?
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Oh should we have gotten like right next to there?
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: I'm just opening up just looking at it. I could
• 23:54
  Speaker 8: take a look.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: There we go?
• 23:55
  Speaker 9: Whoa co ice, blue green.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: It says tropical lime naturally and artificially flavored filling and
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: a gram crumb crust with whipped topping.
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: Officially flavored.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: You don't say, of course that's the best stuff.
• 24:09
  Speaker 8: Mountain dew, Baja blast pie.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, are you interested?
• 24:14
  Speaker 8: Has the stuff on the back calories and stuff for.
• 24:17
  Speaker 9: They don't exist.
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: It's per tiny piece, right, so that doesn't count.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like the regular knife.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: There are eight eight slices that come out of this
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: that's one slice is three hundred and twenty calories.
• 24:28
  Speaker 8: That's doable.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: That's not terrible, right, Yeah, now it's fine, it says,
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: chill out with a slice, cut frozen with a warm,
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: wet knife and saw in fridge for thirty minutes, cover
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: remaining pie, and return to freezer. Oh okay, so they
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: do want to chili to thaw the entire pie removed
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: from cardon and thought into fridge for one and a
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: half hours for the ultimate frozen pie experience. Enjoy within
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: four hours of thought. I think Sea Bass ones to
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: go get his h his machete knife. Yea, yeah, Samy,
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: just take a back over to the feeding table.
• 25:01
  Speaker 7: Well, uh, that color is like nothing you've ever seen
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: in nature before.
• 25:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's awesome.
• 25:07
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it looks refreshing.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: But I can't wait for you guys to try it.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: I loved it when I had it, But you know, yeah,
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: I don't think Sam should try it.
• 25:16
  Speaker 9: Does it drink?
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah it should. Yeah, it's too sweet, it's too delicious.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: That's why I thought, we.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Guys, did we not have an agreement that we don't
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: ask Sam when it comes to the food stuff anymore?
• 25:27
  Speaker 8: We just don't ask her.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: I don't trust her opinion.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: She wants to offer an opinion she can, but nobody cares.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah I do. I do trust her opinion though when
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: it comes to Trader Joe's, that's it. Everything else.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, didn't you have like some kind of beef with
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Trader Joe's.
• 25:44
  Speaker 13: So many beefs.
• 25:45
  Speaker 14: I love that.
• 25:46
  Speaker 13: Well, here's here's the thing, is that because There's.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Told me there was like a drama, she'll give me
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: a laundry list.
• 25:51
  Speaker 15: My gosh, for a long time there was no hard
• 25:53
  Speaker 15: boiled eggs. I mean months and months, almost a full year,
• 25:56
  Speaker 15: I think, no hard boiled eggs.
• 25:58
  Speaker 13: Finally came back.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Mango chia bowls where those go.
• 26:00
  Speaker 15: I ate them every day. Now those are gone. I'm
• 26:02
  Speaker 15: pretty upset about that they discontinued them, right. That's what
• 26:05
  Speaker 15: I'm saying, though, is they have delicious things and they're gone.
• 26:07
  Speaker 15: Like I get these lemon bars from there that are
• 26:09
  Speaker 15: so good.
• 26:09
  Speaker 9: The fezer, they just know. Here's the thing.
• 26:12
  Speaker 15: At Christmas time they used to have the cranberry ones
• 26:15
  Speaker 15: come out, and I haven't seen the cranberry ones at Christmas.
• 26:17
  Speaker 13: Time in like two years.
• 26:18
  Speaker 9: They also used to have these other.
• 26:21
  Speaker 15: Cranberry like bar things that were really good, and it's
• 26:24
  Speaker 15: not making those in exchange for the pumpkin spice, and
• 26:26
  Speaker 15: that made me mess.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: They still make the thing you told me about this
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: a handful of years ago. It was the cranberry pie
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: you brought that indy.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: Do they still have that?
• 26:34
  Speaker 11: They have it.
• 26:35
  Speaker 9: I just bought one.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: It just came back. That's good.
• 26:38
  Speaker 8: That probably like a cranberry tart.
• 26:41
  Speaker 7: You fall in love with something and it's gone. That's
• 26:43
  Speaker 7: just their thing.
• 26:44
  Speaker 15: The bruccoli slat has been gone for like three years.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: You tell me you love this place, but every time
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: I talk to you about it, there's some kind of issue.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 26:51
  Speaker 15: It's because I do love it and I look for
• 26:53
  Speaker 15: certain things and when they're not there, it upsets me
• 26:55
  Speaker 15: because it's from them.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: They're superior. Maybe she likes like a good abuse of
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: a relationship. Mean, this is why she punches down the
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: poor steamboat.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Get pie out of there. Give it to Menace since
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: Menace went, I already had it before, so you did, Yeah,
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: so I wanted to.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Get Let's give it to Greg Gry. Greg is the
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: best of describing things. Yeah, and the rest of us
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: can can try it, But I think Greg is a
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: good representative.
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: Will admit this. I've never had mountain dew blast blast Okay,
• 27:24
  Speaker 8: so I don't really need to be fair, Prince point.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: It might be thought enough. From what i's very.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Sticky and jelly mummy, Yes, wow, is that right?
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: Menace is supposed to be like sticky, and.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: It's like it was just like a regular pie when
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: I had it.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, okay, Greg's got a shot in there, Menace.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: You're right.
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: It is a little two frozen. Even though I think
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: that makes it good flavor, it's very sweet. It is
• 27:50
  Speaker 8: refreshing that you said, gin know, is there like an
• 27:54
  Speaker 8: acidic bite to it? It's you can definitely time like
• 27:57
  Speaker 8: a key lime kind of flavor here with an extra sweetness.
• 28:02
  Speaker 9: Oh that's delicious.
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: And the texture on the fork is odd, but in
• 28:06
  Speaker 8: your mouth is nice.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:08
  Speaker 9: I don't like how it pulls kind of like plato, but.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: It's really good. I'm telling you. When it's more, when
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: it's more thought, it doesn't have that like pull to it,
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 28:18
  Speaker 9: Okay, so it's amazing.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: If the green otter pop you know, those those bold
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: plastic tubes that you get the kids in the summertime.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Otter pops Freeze pops if the green one was on
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: a gram cracker crust. Yeah, and then you have to
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: get a little, a little hit of the whipped cream
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: on there. This is good, This is this is actually
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: really good. I've ever had And Greg, I'm with you.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: I've never had the Baja Blast really, yeah, I've never
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: I've never gott.
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: I can't tell you if it tastes exactly like that.
• 28:51
  Speaker 9: This tastes like the best day at the best water park.
• 28:54
  Speaker 9: It's that refreshing.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: It's so good.
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: All right, Sam, I'll look, No, I do like good, Okay, I.
• 29:01
  Speaker 9: Like chart things. It's much more tart than I like
• 29:04
  Speaker 9: that a lot.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good, it's delicious.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: But there you go, swipe it in the wi and
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: thanks to Yes, we're getting in here, Mountain Dew, Baja
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Blast pie, everything goes back to food. That's breaking news.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: Greg Gory had to take a major at work. Not
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: since the Fall of Rome has there been this much
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: devastation death.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Woody, Woody wood.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: And now back to the Woody Show.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, I think all together we can just
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: get through the Friday and into the weekend.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah we can.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we were just talking about how man, this is
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: just felt like the longest week.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Morgan and I before the show, we're talking about
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: how was the weakest flowing by for me?
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: No, Gina and I were all talking to day. It's
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: like three weeks in one.
• 29:56
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: For me, it's weird.
• 29:58
  Speaker 8: I don't think it was a slow week, but last
• 30:01
  Speaker 8: Saturday night it feels like three months ago. Yeah, although
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: the week didn't really drag, but the weekend seems so
• 30:07
  Speaker 8: long again, So that makes me, Well, I think part
• 30:10
  Speaker 8: of this is all week long.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: I think the earliest I've gotten home, so I leave,
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: I leave the house around you know, to fifteen two thirty, right,
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: I don't walk back in my door until five thirty
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: six o'clock at night.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: That'll do it. So it's just been these just never
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: ending long ass days.
• 30:26
  Speaker 9: Is it, doctor?
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: No, I'm just an idiot. You would think it's been
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: non But hey, this weekend pretty low key and good.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Hope you guys got something cool planned. Hit us up
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: on the text Friday check in over to two two
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: nine eight seven. Have some of the trending news headlines
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: coming up. But ladies and gentlemen menaces.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: And it's time for menaces.
• 30:50
  Speaker 17: Late night monologue Week in review, Ladies and gentlemen, Well.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: What a week?
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: What a week? Where do we even start the government's
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: shut down is still going on, and the big idea
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: is let's cut air travel by ten percent. Well, Shany said, look,
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: some of your fat asses need to stay home anyways. Jeez,
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: that's her words, not mine, just saying I don't claim
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: to take credit for that. One great gory. Got accosted
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: by cockroach this week?
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Crap?
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: Did I stay roach? I mean go, I met cock
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: you know, like like rooster. You know you that yeah,
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: in your neighborhoods pretty hot? Yeah? Yeah, damn it? No, seriously,
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: are you? Are you really afraid of buds?
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, yeah.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Cause seafast has a bug up his butt daily and
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: he seems fine. Hey, h hands all right, Bitcoin crash
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: a little bit this week, and there goes my retirement.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: I should go back to my first plan of sucking
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: roaches from Oh wait a minute, did I say broaches again?
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Damn it?
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: Yet to get picked up by a network bugging out
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: right now? All right, So some Reese's monkeys got loose,
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: and my fat ass keeps on thinking about chocolate the
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: whole time, and Don't get me wrong. I love monkeys,
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: but but inside of a monkey doesn't taste as good.
• 32:26
  Speaker 18: You know.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: It tastes like eights, tastes like aids. All right, that's
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: what they say. Where was that?
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: It tastes like alright. Antonio Brown got arrested and booked
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: on attempted murder charges this week. Aaron Hernandez is still
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: dead and Tom Brady cloned his dog. So there's your
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: sports report.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Like that.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: But one thing I'm holding out for is for Bill
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: Belichick to drop the only fans already you talk about
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: deflated balls, you know, hashtag so high, so hot. There's
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: been a lot of talk about an alien ship flying
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: pass Earth, and I hope they bring treats like moon pies,
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: rocket pops and my favorite anal and ten nine nuggets.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Have you had the Oh?
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: I mean they're kind of crappy but somehow out of
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: this world. But Elon Musk was approved to get a
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: trillion dollars by Tessa, and he also says our minds
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: could be downloaded into a robot one day, and I
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: can't wait to have a robot body. It's like, check
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: out my hard drive as I dropped megabytes in this
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: chick's mainframe their dog hard drive. But think, but think
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: about the children. You know, It's like, what's life going
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: to be like for them? I don't know, I don't care,
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: but they better charge me. Oh we get a bitch
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: lap with my robot hand who?
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 34:08
  Speaker 8: All Right?
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: I like to you know what I'm saying. I like it.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: I like it now the now. The new hot thing
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: for parents is to let their married kids live in
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: their garage to save money for a house. So it's
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: not just the car getting their oil checks. You know
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying. It's like Cuba out in struggle like
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: the rest of us. All Right. A trailer for Michael
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: Jackson's Bile Pig got released, and I don't know about you,
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: but I'm waiting for the sequel called Michael Jackson The
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Boy that Cried Duck Butter Who and the third ones
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: and the third one Nice Shoes one f Anyways, we
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: have a great show for you, the Wrizzlers here really
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: the band Toto. Oh okay, yeah, and that is your
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: weekend review. You know what? You know what I'm saying?
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Are you feel me? Feel me? The Gift then after
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: your show, when the audience is filing out, you can
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: set them through the gift shop and you can have
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: you feel Me tols and mugs and underwear, all the
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: merchant stuff.
• 35:15
  Speaker 8: Let's do it.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: That was good.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think that was one of your your
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: better rounds. That aids he must have gotten an extra sleep.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Although you can't please everybody. Three gosh, this is so horrible,
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: it's not even funny. Why do we let this retard
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: have his own solid.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: That's the same that's the same person facts every time
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: with my monologue.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Thank you for listening. Hey, make sure you stop by
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: the gift shop and get you that feeling Me shirt.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Feel Me.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: It's take a quick break more Woody shows next.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Hang on.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: To hear it.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: The first time show will be right back the Woody Show.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: And man, typically we're trying to go through and just
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: clean things up here on a Friday and get to
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: some of the things that we didn't get to earlier
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: in the week. But there's so much news to com
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: a lot going on. Gina grad went the trending news headlines.
• 36:11
  Speaker 7: Well, twenty four year old Dallas Cowboys defensive end Marshawn
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: Neeland is dead, and it appears that he died from
• 36:17
  Speaker 7: a self inflicted gunshot to the head. So, according to police,
• 36:21
  Speaker 7: they tried to pull him over for a routine traffic stop,
• 36:23
  Speaker 7: but he didn't stop. He led them on a big chase. Instead,
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: cops got ahold of his girlfriend, who told them that
• 36:28
  Speaker 7: Neland was armed, has a history of mental illness and
• 36:31
  Speaker 7: was going to quote end it all. According to reports,
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: Niland crashed his car, then took off on foot, hid
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: out in a nearby porta potty, and that's where he
• 36:38
  Speaker 7: texted his loved ones goodbye and shot himself.
• 36:41
  Speaker 9: Really crazy.
• 36:42
  Speaker 7: So dark yep and former NFL star Antonio Brown has
• 36:46
  Speaker 7: been found and was finally arrested on attempted murder charges.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: I mean he must be at the end of his rope, yeah,
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: because you know he took off. He was hiding out
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: in Dubai basically, and just you know, like I guess
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: he's out of money. Yeah, how many money even before
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: he left?
• 37:02
  Speaker 14: Huh?
• 37:02
  Speaker 8: And so I mean, how he's supposed to live in
• 37:04
  Speaker 8: Dubai menace?
• 37:06
  Speaker 9: He can't do it.
• 37:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he was held in Jersey and then he's going
• 37:10
  Speaker 7: to be headed back to Miami. The attempted murder charge
• 37:13
  Speaker 7: came from an incident back in May you know where
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: he got in that fight with a bunch of people
• 37:16
  Speaker 7: at a boxing event.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Shot at somebody like somebody took something from him, I guess,
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: and started running across the parking lot here shooting at
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: him a parking lot full of people.
• 37:26
  Speaker 7: Wells cops arrested him back then, but then they released
• 37:29
  Speaker 7: him after he was charged.
• 37:30
  Speaker 9: Now six months later they caught up with him.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: Remember he was talking all that smack about his baby
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: mamas like oh yeah, yeah, like something like it was
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: addressed to his kids, but it's basically tell your baby mama,
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: they're gonna have to get a job now. Yeah, because
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: I'm out of here.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: He's doing great, but do you believe that that crazy
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: hit like really messed him up?
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: And that hit from Vontes Berfet in that game against
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: the Bengals, that's what changed him. He was a to
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: that point, pretty cool, great player, good teammate. Dislodged his brain,
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: but from that point, yeah, just scrambled his brains, absolutely
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: went nuts.
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: What's Gary Busey's excuse? And like Charlie Sheen, like two
• 38:12
  Speaker 7: people who were like drugs, totally normal.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: A drug add that motorcycle acice.
• 38:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah right, okay, thank you.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: He had a brain injury.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: Well but was that was he normal before that?
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah he was.
• 38:26
  Speaker 13: Yeah, this was the motorcycle accident.
• 38:27
  Speaker 8: There you go.
• 38:28
  Speaker 7: We have a little update on the whole snap benefits situation.
• 38:31
  Speaker 7: A federal judge in Rhode Island ordered Trump to deliver
• 38:34
  Speaker 7: the full benefits starting today. So he agreed to that
• 38:38
  Speaker 7: partial funding that program that he was going to use
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: for and have billion dollars in other funds to cover
• 38:42
  Speaker 7: about sixty five percent of normal benefits. But after the hearing,
• 38:45
  Speaker 7: he says he's going to go ahead with the judge's orders.
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: Everybody's going to get their benefits. And airlines are adjusting
• 38:51
  Speaker 7: to the fas ordered to cut ten percent of flights
• 38:54
  Speaker 7: at forty airports, you know, because of shutdown. So here's
• 38:57
  Speaker 7: how it's looking right now. American Airlines is canceling two
• 39:00
  Speaker 7: hundred and twenty flights, but keeping international.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: Routes so normal.
• 39:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah, pretty much.
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: Delta says most of its flights will run as planned,
• 39:07
  Speaker 7: and Southwest and Jet Blue are rebooking passengers wherever they can,
• 39:10
  Speaker 7: and of course, you know, issuing refunds.
• 39:12
  Speaker 9: United will cancel more than two hundred.
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: Flights a day and has set up a whole website
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: for updates, So check those websites.
• 39:19
  Speaker 9: People, do not assume your flight is going to happen.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: And again, we're like three weeks away from Thanksgiving. S
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: is rude that travel? Oh my god, I mean.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: This year my family's coming to me, are they?
• 39:34
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 39:34
  Speaker 8: I don't have much faith that it will get worked
• 39:36
  Speaker 8: out by then, but man, let's hope.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:40
  Speaker 7: Well, the death toll is now at thirteen in the
• 39:42
  Speaker 7: ups cargo plane crash in Louisville, So officials say that
• 39:46
  Speaker 7: nine people are still missing and that the last few
• 39:48
  Speaker 7: days have been quote a long, thirty six hour tragedy.
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: So the left engine that fell off the plane has
• 39:54
  Speaker 7: been found and the data from the black boxes has
• 39:56
  Speaker 7: been downloaded. So the NTSB is going to start moving
• 39:59
  Speaker 7: that to now and see if they can find any
• 40:01
  Speaker 7: other missing people.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: I've been waiting on this package that I paid for.
• 40:06
  Speaker 9: You've been very concerned about.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, overnight delivery, and I'm like, what the hell is
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: this thing?
• 40:10
  Speaker 8: It's I think he was supposed to be here.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: No, So I clicked the tracking and we can go
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: deeper into the details to see what guess what it
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: is right now?
• 40:17
  Speaker 8: Louisville.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: No, And I'm like, whoa, oh wait a minute, FedEx
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Oh so not ups And I think for a second there,
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: But I'm sure there was like a groundstop on everything,
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: Like they took out like a whole facility, like for
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: a mile.
• 40:32
  Speaker 13: Right, if it's in the area, I'm sure, y, just
• 40:34
  Speaker 13: to be precautious.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: And I'm sure they're all in the same area.
• 40:36
  Speaker 8: Well, yeah, I think everything on that plane was bound
• 40:38
  Speaker 8: for Hawaii.
• 40:40
  Speaker 13: Oh yeah, Iwaii.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:42
  Speaker 7: Well, if you like defense, last night's game was a
• 40:44
  Speaker 7: good one. The Broncos beat the Raiders ten to seven
• 40:47
  Speaker 7: in a tough, low scoring game. Denver's defense was strong
• 40:51
  Speaker 7: with six sacks and an interception. The Raiders fought back
• 40:54
  Speaker 7: with two interceptions, two sacks, and a fumble recovery. But
• 40:57
  Speaker 7: if you like big plays and lots of points, this
• 40:58
  Speaker 7: was not your game. But team struggled on offense, missed
• 41:01
  Speaker 7: field goals, barely moved the ball with the wind. The
• 41:04
  Speaker 7: Broncos are now eight and two and on top of
• 41:06
  Speaker 7: the AFC West. The Raiders fall to two and seven.
• 41:09
  Speaker 7: They're at the bottom of the division and Finally, here's
• 41:12
  Speaker 7: a nominee for dumb lawsuit of the Day. This fifty
• 41:15
  Speaker 7: five year old chick was doing a day at like
• 41:17
  Speaker 7: a theme park when she and her kids tried to
• 41:19
  Speaker 7: go on the go karts. Just one problem, though, She
• 41:22
  Speaker 7: was told that she wasn't tall enough to get on
• 41:24
  Speaker 7: the ride, so she explained, I've been on this right
• 41:26
  Speaker 7: a bunch of times, but the employees weren't having it,
• 41:28
  Speaker 7: so she asked to talk to the manager. At this point,
• 41:30
  Speaker 7: while she's arguing with the manager, she claims that kids
• 41:33
  Speaker 7: in line behind her started calling her a.
• 41:35
  Speaker 9: White bitch and a Karen. She was not happy about this.
• 41:40
  Speaker 9: She finally left, but then she turned around and sued
• 41:43
  Speaker 9: the theme park. So the suit thing, Sure, yeah, well
• 41:46
  Speaker 9: for having to endure all of this, I got a
• 41:51
  Speaker 9: flat tire the other day.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Had he called triple A couple a comes out, dude.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: The driver was awesome. He's so funny as dude. He's
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: just you know, chatting and blah blah blah blah. And
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: this woman walks up and she goes, what's going on here,
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: excuse you? And he goes, well, he goes, we're towing
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: this man's vehicle. He's got a flat tire and she goes, oh, okay,
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: anything I should know. She says, yeah, that's weird, and
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: he goes, looks right at me, and he goes, you
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: know why they call him Karen's because they'd be caring
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: about everybody else's bitten. And she just like, look, gave
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: this look and walked away. It was amazing.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: I gave him that is hilarious.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: It was really funny, you know, when to call him
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Karen because they'd be caring about everybody bitness.
• 42:33
  Speaker 9: I love this guy and I hate that anything I
• 42:36
  Speaker 9: should know.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: No bitch.
• 42:39
  Speaker 7: Well So claims that she was discriminated against because she
• 42:42
  Speaker 7: was denied access to the right, you know, for being
• 42:44
  Speaker 7: short and walking past the kids who made fun of her,
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: left or embarrassed and humiliated, especially in front of her kids.
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: And she said the theme park was negligent, breached its
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: duty of care. But guess what, the court disagreed that
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: dead bitch, short.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Bitch a right, Thank you very much, ginigrad ye So
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: coule things to update you on. It's the end of
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: an era, you guys of the Farmer's Almanac. They are
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: shutting down. Really after two and eight years, she's and
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: it was, you know, originally used farmers gardeners, you know,
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: helping predict weather, giving them guidance every year. The reason
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: for the shutdown financial challenges of producing and distributing the
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: book in today's chaotic media environment, and access to the
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: online version will also stop next month. So I thought
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: originally it was just going to be something that goes online,
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: but no, it's it's all together over. No more Farmers Almanac.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: How are we supposed to know what kind of winter
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: to expose?
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: What are the farmers?
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: What are the farmers going to do?
• 43:55
  Speaker 8: You know, how are we going to know about the
• 43:57
  Speaker 8: velvet moon? Right?
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Some other their stuff. I meant to bring up this week,
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: the original founders of Hooters have taken back full control
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: and they're making some big changes. Yeah. So, I mean
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: the sales have been horrendous, and so now the CEO
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: says that the shorts, you know, the wedgie shorts, that
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: the servers where they have caused enough public backlash and
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: they say it's been made clear. I don't think you're
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: going to see a bunch of butt cheeks hanging out.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: So they're getting rid of the skimpy uniforms. This is
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: how they're going to save Hooters by going against what
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: they are exactly. I think. I think you just need
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: a complete rebrand, meaning like you can't even call it Hooters.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: When you go to Hooters, you're expecting the shrimp to
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: call it the Wings and Shrimp Place. But I'm saying
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: Hooters has an image, Hooters has the brand attached to it, right,
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: and so that's you can't you can't get rid of that.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: It's like Disney getting rid of Mickey Mouse.
• 45:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean it's called Hooters.
• 45:06
  Speaker 13: Yeah, didn't they put their boobies a way too?
• 45:09
  Speaker 8: Like?
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Have they?
• 45:10
  Speaker 9: I think they're still in the tank tops right?
• 45:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: I did go to Hooters recently with Half Baked and yeah,
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: they still had the same uniform as before.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well they're changing that. The rebrand is gonna be
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: known as a rehooterization. I'm not in a kidding that's
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: what it is. You're gonna see the streamlined menu, better
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: quality ingredients, and a more family friendly atmosphere. See, this
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: is where you ruin it. It's like they they fed
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: up Vegas by trying to make it all family friendly.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Remember they did that big thing was the nineties. They
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: really tried to push to make a family destination and
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: then they had to go completely polar ops and go
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: with the whole what happens in Vegas stays in vesis
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: go back.
• 45:52
  Speaker 13: I'd love to hear what it half baked thinks about this.
• 45:54
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, Texas Roadhouse.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: True. I mean he still loves Hooters, but he knows
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: like the barely any locations anymore.
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 46:05
  Speaker 8: The idea that it's risk gue at Hooters is so
• 46:08
  Speaker 8: old time.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: I know, we let the trolls win.
• 46:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yep, I'll go one.
• 46:14
  Speaker 13: Well, maybe they'll do a cracker barrel and they'll change
• 46:16
  Speaker 13: their mind.
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: And yeah, just kidding.
• 46:19
  Speaker 9: There weren't even money.
• 46:20
  Speaker 13: If not enough people are going there, they have to
• 46:22
  Speaker 13: do something.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but Red Lobster was like on its deathbed and
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: they turned that around.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's a little bit different because they weren't
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: relying on stuff that is no longer seen as socially acceptable, right,
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: the whole idea of exploitation or whatever of women. And
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: you know, like even even though these girls signed up
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: to work there, that's what they It's like saying, oh, strippers, like,
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: no one's forcing them to be an exotic dancer. Yeah,
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: you know, they sign up to do it, So nobody's
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: really being exploited. It's just that was their brand and
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: that's what you went there for. So if you're gonna
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: be Hooters, yeah, if you're gonna be if you do,
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: talk to my buddy have Biged. You know, you'll hear
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: on the show once a while. He is a Hooters
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: connoisseur and knows the ins and outs of Hooters, and
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: he said it's not really the decor of Hooters that
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: really brought him down.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: He said it was the management. And he said that
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: the management is just terrible, so that's why the customers.
• 47:23
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I remember when Hooters was on Horrible Bosses, and man,
• 47:27
  Speaker 15: it was not Horrible Bosses, well, it was the undercover boss.
• 47:30
  Speaker 9: Oh my god.
• 47:31
  Speaker 15: The manager when you saw him on that show was insane.
• 47:34
  Speaker 15: I love that, but it was so weird. He was
• 47:38
  Speaker 15: like making the waitresses do challenges to be able to
• 47:41
  Speaker 15: leave early.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: I remember that.
• 47:43
  Speaker 9: I remember that.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't that be okay? So Morgan, you get to leave
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: right now, give me a challenge, start your weekend right now?
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: All right, let's go.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: What do you want? But you gotta complete this challenge?
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would do it, but related challenge is quote insane.
• 48:01
  Speaker 9: I mean you're just supposed to ask for can I
• 48:03
  Speaker 9: go home?
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 48:03
  Speaker 9: It was to have to like balance an egg on
• 48:05
  Speaker 9: your note.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: It wasn't like he was asking for a BJ. He
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: was asking and then I'll let you go home.
• 48:10
  Speaker 9: I forgot about that guy.
• 48:11
  Speaker 13: Yeah, unless that was a challenge.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, but like got it.
• 48:15
  Speaker 8: Fine, that's fun.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: That's a There was an election that was just settled
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: by a high card draw. Did you see that in Nevada?
• 48:23
  Speaker 16: No?
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, there was two guys. It was like a
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: smaller level office, you know, that they were running for
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: and these two guys were dead heat tied and they
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: decided so they spread out a deck of cards in
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: the straight line, face down. Each guy drew one card.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Whoever drew the highest card was the winner of the election.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Agreed to that. Right.
• 48:44
  Speaker 13: That fun but crazy?
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: That is so it's fine.
• 48:47
  Speaker 8: What's insane quote unquote was my manager at the pizza
• 48:51
  Speaker 8: place that I worked at in high school if one
• 48:53
  Speaker 8: of us wanted to leave early, and we were so
• 48:57
  Speaker 8: naive sixteen seventeen, eighteen years old, totally naive to how
• 49:02
  Speaker 8: creepy this dude was. Because he said, whoever leads early.
• 49:05
  Speaker 8: We're going to have an underwear contest. What what color
• 49:08
  Speaker 8: is your underwear? Whoever has the interest?
• 49:12
  Speaker 9: That was Undercover Boss that company?
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: Right now?
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: For sure, I had no clue that this dude was.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: That was not normal, so Sam, I did not see
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: the Undercover Boss Hooters episode. But the idea of challenges
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: to go home early, unless it's something like yeah that
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: or something.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well you.
• 49:37
  Speaker 13: Wouldn't be forced to do the child I know, right,
• 49:39
  Speaker 13: just stay at work longer.
• 49:40
  Speaker 7: Ye, So what about restaurants like Twin Peaks and Tilted Kilts.
• 49:44
  Speaker 7: Don't they aren't those booby restaurants?
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's plenty of there's plenty of, you know, places
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: that still do a version of that. But that was
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: Hooters thing. Yeah, you know, Tilted Killt, same kind of thing,
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: just to knock off Hooters. But who was the standard
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: by which all others were measured?
• 50:03
  Speaker 16: Right?
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, someone said they should just go and just lean
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: right into the adult focus, like forget this whole ghosts skimpier.
• 50:11
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it would be embracing, like show butthole why nights
• 50:16
  Speaker 13: are flammable? They can't go too close.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: To the kitchen.
• 50:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like come by, bring my buffalo shrimp which are
• 50:22
  Speaker 8: so good. The Buffalo Shrimp and Hooters are my favorite
• 50:25
  Speaker 8: three mile islands.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: Just focus on the areas that work for you and
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: then just go all in, right, stop tiptoeing around it.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, keep it PG thirteen until six pm, and then
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: make it a full on strip joint with good food
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: until two A.
• 50:39
  Speaker 9: That's a great idea.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: That's from the text. That's a really good idea, right, make.
• 50:43
  Speaker 9: The outfit families need to clear out by six that's
• 50:46
  Speaker 9: a great idea.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, get out.
• 50:48
  Speaker 8: It never goes the other way around, where you have
• 50:50
  Speaker 8: like a family theme place and they're trying to be
• 50:53
  Speaker 8: more adult, So why can't it go that way?
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just don't think there's a way to save
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: Hooter by going more family friendly and making making the
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: outfits less revealings. Yeah, bloomers.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the mom's gonna go in there, and if the
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: waitress is still hot no matter what she's wearing, Yeah,
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: there'll there be an issue.
• 51:14
  Speaker 8: Greg ha said forever that's his favorite wing. It is
• 51:18
  Speaker 8: the most underrated wing of life.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's certainly not going there for the chicks, right, And.
• 51:23
  Speaker 8: I've told you too. Little thing that I love about Hooters,
• 51:26
  Speaker 8: They keep paper towels right at the table. That's so convenient.
• 51:28
  Speaker 8: It's so convenient.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: Let's go to line number one.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: Is it ana? Ana?
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: It's in here with it aa. That's why it didn't
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: make any damn well.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: Selena, congratulations, you call her naughty.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: You're going to alter ego?
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: Yay.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Hang on one second, we'll get some more information. And
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: we're number one in Irvine in case that's a verifiable fact. Yes,
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: we'll see they hang on one second and we'll get
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: all of your information.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: And that's how you do it.
• 52:04
  Speaker 8: You guys do. And by the way, this is why
• 52:07
  Speaker 8: I don't do guests.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: Oh wow.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: I agreed to.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Have this dude call in, who's like he's the president
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because they're
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: doing their big induction ceremony. And uh they said, oh man,
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: he really loved the calling of the show and everything else.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, cool, yeah, And so I'm looking very
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: busy Friday schedule, as we always do. And I gave
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: him a time of seven am, right, and who and
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: it's just a call in. It's not like he even
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: has to fight traffic. And can he call in on time?
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: No?
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: And by the way, this is why I typically guests
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: are a no go on this show. How many times
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: have we been stood up by a guest? Four hundred
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: and seventy exactly?
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: Are they're way late?
• 52:55
  Speaker 8: Stressful?
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And all he's got to do is pick up
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: the phone, yeah and call in. I even tech, so
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: I said, are you calling? We're ready for you right now.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: I even gave him, you know, a few minutes heads up, boy, alright,
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: that's it. So, uh, Sammy, you can tell them we
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: don't have time. And I'm just gonna tell everybody that
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony is happening.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: Tickets are on sale, you can you can get those.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's this weekend. Vaughn's going, Oh yeah, that's right.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: Von Uh what do you what are you gonna wear?
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Are you gonna dress to impress it?
• 53:30
  Speaker 8: Question?
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: Are you gonna fly?
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm gonna get Matt fly, gonna get some
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: close today.
• 53:39
  Speaker 8: So, Sammy, they sent you all the information. What else
• 53:40
  Speaker 8: are we supposed to know about this?
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: I give it.
• 53:45
  Speaker 13: I gave it to you, I did.
• 53:47
  Speaker 9: I gave you all the information.
• 53:48
  Speaker 13: I haven't pulled up just now.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: So they're they're doing. Of course, all these different people
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: are are getting inducted, such as you guys, ladies and gentlemen,
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Bad Company, Joe Cocker first of all, Cocker, Cyndi Lauper, Outcast,
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: Sound Garden, The White Stripes, Salt and Peppa Dude. There
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: are going to be performers such as now are you ready,
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: twenty one pilots are going to perform. Yeah, uh am
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: I allowed to say, uh you know what, I'm not
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: even I'm not even sure what I'm allowed to say,
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: as far as like, there's there's some things they wanted
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: to keep a secret because there's there, Yeah.
• 54:27
  Speaker 14: Some embargoed information, right and see this, this is what
• 54:30
  Speaker 14: I was going to try to get out of our
• 54:31
  Speaker 14: our special guests.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: But apparently he can't be bothered to promote his own event.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can buy tickets and it's gonna be at
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: the Peacock Theater.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you can. We gave away tickets to it.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: Remember the bleachers right on the stage like a whole
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: fan section.
• 54:48
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Musical Influence Award, Salt and Peppa warren Zevon. Yeah,
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: so it's a it's it's pretty cool. Oh yeah, Chubby Checker.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, twenty twenty five class nice. So there you go,
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Hey, great to have
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: you on. Thanks. I can't believe we got the presidents
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to call
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: into this show.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: That that was a great appearance. That's a really yeah
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: a good guy.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Sammy, no more guests, sorry, Yeah? Why I
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: did it as a favorite because I do like the guy.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: He's a nice guy. I'm I'm giving him, I'm giving
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: a bunch of crap.
• 55:27
  Speaker 8: We've known his name is John. We've known John for
• 55:29
  Speaker 8: for a long time, and I was armed with a
• 55:32
  Speaker 8: really nice compliment for him.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Like what we're gonna say, We'll send him
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: the audio of his non appearance on the show.
• 55:39
  Speaker 8: So, John, every time I see you at an event,
• 55:41
  Speaker 8: and you're usually hanging out with Tom another one of
• 55:43
  Speaker 8: the big week mush, I want your stylist. They look
• 55:49
  Speaker 8: so cool all the damn time, and I'm so jealous.
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: How do they look so cool?
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: It looks very John Varvados.
• 55:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they always have the coolest jack it's the coolest shirts,
• 56:01
  Speaker 8: and it's like, why can't I look like that.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: I would say, go to Chana Vades Gray you can
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: Greg yeah, and then' and the Shoes Golden Goose.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, Golden Goose Yeah, eight seven seven forty four. You
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: can send us a text over to two to nine
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: eight seven. We do have a request for Soundgarden. Just
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: came in on the text see if see Yeah, it's
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: a great song. Hold on, bring this in here for
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: you and look at that. That is what I called
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: an instant request that came in literally ten seconds ago
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: from the eight one to eight.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: That's good sun Yeah, Soundgarden fell on black Days.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: We're gonna use four minutes and thirty two seconds of
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: John's time on the Woody Show to tell you that
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: you should go to the Rock and Roll Hall of
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Fame induction ceremony this weekend. It's a peacock be inner
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: going into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this weekend.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: You can go to the induction ceremony that's happening this
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: weekend there, it's the Peacock Feeder. Tickets are on sale now.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: That is sound Garden, an instant request for the eight
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: one eighth Lightning Fat and thanks again to John the
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: President of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: calling in. Oh yeah, thanks, very sweet. There we go.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: All right, we're gonna take a quick break.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: The Woody Show returns right after these messages.
• 57:19
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• 57:21
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• 57:27
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• 57:31
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• 57:34
  Speaker 3: Make sure you include your name. You tell us who
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: you are, and then where around town you're listening to
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show this morning? Anything anyone you'd like to
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: have us mentioned? That can exciting weekend plan you could
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: do that? Could you please give a shout out to
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: all the hot moms that vibe cheer, all the cheer moms,
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: Oh I am, tell me, tell me about cheer moms, Sammy,
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: I know about like hockey moms. Hockey moms are partiers,
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: and dance dance moms are crazy nuts.
• 58:01
  Speaker 8: Pageant moms.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Pageant moms are crazy cheer moms cheer moms, and be honest.
• 58:07
  Speaker 13: Well some of them are crazy.
• 58:09
  Speaker 15: Yes, in terms of I know high school cheer, though
• 58:12
  Speaker 15: I think vibe cheer would be all stars, so I
• 58:14
  Speaker 15: can't speak to that.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: That seems like it would be.
• 58:16
  Speaker 13: A little bit more like dance moms to me.
• 58:18
  Speaker 15: But when it comes to cheer moms, there was a
• 58:20
  Speaker 15: crazy ones who when you try out, if their kid
• 58:22
  Speaker 15: doesn't make the team, they were going into the vice
• 58:25
  Speaker 15: principal and all this other stuff of trying to get
• 58:28
  Speaker 15: them on the team. And it worked for some people, actually,
• 58:30
  Speaker 15: and there are some super crazy ones watching everyone on
• 58:34
  Speaker 15: the team and what they do and telling on people
• 58:36
  Speaker 15: it was.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: Them are doing this.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: Some of them, yes, but not all Some of them.
• 58:41
  Speaker 9: But not all of them.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: Is it because some of them used to be cheerleaders
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: and they're like, well they should just.
• 58:46
  Speaker 15: Be Well some of them are just overly involved in
• 58:50
  Speaker 15: their kids life in general, and then are going to
• 58:52
  Speaker 15: the practices.
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: And going to all the stuff.
• 58:54
  Speaker 9: And then yeah, but I gotta.
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: Say, these young kids that do this are amazing athletes.
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: I love watching this stuff.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: Are cheer moms the kind that would, you know, host
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: the party at their house and get the alcohol for
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: the girls, but take all the keys like cool mom.
• 59:11
  Speaker 9: And their strict parents.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: Really Yeah, okay, okay, so hockey moms are different. Yeah,
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: all right, you guys can drink, but you're staying here.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: And I'm taking all y'all's keys.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: That's fair.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Never, I did not have that kind of mom. No,
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: I had to hide everything from my mom. Yeah. So
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: give a shout out to the vibe cheer hot moms,
• 59:35
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• 59:37
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• 59:40
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• 59:49
  Speaker 3: time ladies and gentlemen for your Friday fail stories.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: All right, there's the gentlemen, boys and girls.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: It is time for.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: Your Friday fan Sorry, other people.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: Have got They had the perfect plan, the plane that
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: can never go wrong with the somewhere along the line
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: and went from being a great idea the one big
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: stake in Mega Uber Ultra.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 9: I was running out of air.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 8: I didn't hear you.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: I was loud, was too far from I could hear
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: the mix. I don't know a lot of people got
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: the like kind of cold analogies.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 8: Right now, so maybe you're hearing Greg probably all.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: Right, Well, this one is from Maryland. Thirty three year
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: old PERV thought he was chatting online with a teenage
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: girl and During the conversation, he joked that he hoped
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: that Chris Hansen from the Catchup Predator.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 8: Wouldn't be there when they met up.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: You know, Well, he went through with the meet up
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: and he even brought the pizza that he promised that
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: he would bring. And when he opened the door, it
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: wasn't the teenage girl.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: Guess who it was.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: Chris hands no way with the perv was arrested, taken
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: to Fail Jail Now. Failed Sting was a joint operation
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: with the show that Chris Hansen is doing now and
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: the county sheriff. And it was a good day at
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: the office.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: They took nine different pervs.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 9: To jail that day, predators on the show.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 8: Online. So they're back in the game.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm so excited.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: I hated all the criticism that that show got years
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: ago because they were saying that what they were doing
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: was quote entrapment. Yeah, okay, So what do you think
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: when when you have vermin in your house? What do
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: you think they come and they do?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 8: They trap them?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 9: They said the cheese.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: And so when you have a child predator, someone who's
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: online looking for kids to have sex with, and you
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: set a trap and you catch one that is to
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: be celebrated, and.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 7: It's double confirmed because they always ask for really random
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 7: specific stuff.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: Mike's Hard Lemonade was what it was back in the day,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: Mike's Hard Lemonade and rubbers.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: It wasn't going to get taken off the air only
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: because that one guy got caught and his family member
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: was part of the government or something like that.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: Well, there was another guy who committed suicide.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: That was the same guy.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 9: The release date is December eighth.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: I go, well, who cares he committed suicide? Big deal.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: He got caught red handed a lot of money and
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: on camera with a trail of all the texts. And
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: the online chat at the time is what it was.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: I think it was like AOL chat rooms and they
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: show up, you know what they're there for, and you
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: bust them, like, I don't understand. What where's the confusion?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 9: The predator ruined their own life by doing what they
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 9: were doing.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: Catching them Friday fail stories. Here's one where the cops
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: were called this dude. He was accusing Walmart Greg of
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: robbing him.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 8: At the checkout stand.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, here's the thing.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: He accidentally overcharged himself for avocados.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: Greg I know, was it daily avocados? At the self checkout,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: he rang up nine and ninety nine avocados instead of
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: just nine, and it showed that he owed like thirteen
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: hundred bucks. Again, totally sounds like something that would happen
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: to Greg. I'm just trying to buy off a co.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 8: A daily shopper. I know exactly what I'm doing. How dare?
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: So he flipped out and that's when he called the cops,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: screaming about pain and suffering and they're ripping it out
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: off and despite them showing him how he messed up,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: he just wouldn't let it go, just kept yelling and
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: carrying on. So he ended up getting arrested because he
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: wouldn't shut up. A dumbass.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: That happens sailed Yeah, like dude, yeah, that's never happened
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: to me.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: Please. This next one is from Illinois where this business
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: owner was ready to close up shop for the day
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: and as he was packing up, he heard a loud
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: noise coming from the ceiling of the store and he thought,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: you know, maybe an animal of some kind, like a
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: squirrel or some mice, or you know what, a raccoon.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: But then he heard whispering, Oh, he's like, hmmm, I
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: don't think that squirrel's whisper.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 8: So he called the cops.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: They show up. Turns out there was someone stuck there.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: It was this random woman. The fire department had to
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: come break her out of the ceiling because it was
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: a drywalled ceiling and all thing. So they get her ound.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: She had planned to rob the business next door, you see,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: and so she broke in through the roof, ended up
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: getting herself stuck. Yes, she left her there. She was
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: arrested and hauled off to fail jail sailed. How about
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: this story. This is one of my favorites. It's this
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: one about this woman. She was getting called out by
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: the owner of a restaurant who the woman had blasted online.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: She says that she ate her for the first time,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: and while she got the brisket and it was fine,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: the brisket was tolerable, she was disgusted and felt sick
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: after she found a whole leaf in her baked beans. Okay,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: she even added a vomiting emoji for good measure. The
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: restaurant owner saw the post and left the comments saying, quote,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: I'm guessing you've never seen bay leaves in your food before.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: Bailey Bailey and then explain how their beans are made
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: fresh and the leaves are used for flavor. Right, relentlessly
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: ripping on this chick. One person says, quote, some people
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: have never cooked anything without a microwave and it shows. Uh.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: And to be fair, there were a couple of people
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: on her side. Let me find one of the h
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: I made a note of it here. Yeah, this person commented,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: saying that they should have removed the leaf because it's
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: sharp and to avoid confusion.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 9: Well, okay, they should remove it, but you should know
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 9: not to eat a leaf.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: Idiot saluted and then not only that, it's okay, So
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: didn't you go online?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're gonna rip. You don't know what a
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: bay leaf is, and you're over the age of three.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 9: You're gonna the brisket was fine, You're gonna rip.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: This restaurant, a new one that over.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: A season, dumb ass.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 13: Everyone wants to be outraged days.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: They want that social currency likes in those comments.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: Now, I don't mind Bailey Bay leaves, just the one
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: little big deal and yeah I found those before. What
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: I can't stand? What's the one that looks like little
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: Christmas tree branches?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 16: Oh?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Rosemary the Christmas tree. That's rostary. I hate that stuff. Yeah,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: they'll use that like you go some places and they'll
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: use it like on roasted potatoes.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 9: Inficatia too much?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: Like why?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: And I hate clothes too really.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, not meg sucks.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 9: Me like pumpkin spice. But you don't like clothes and nothing.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: I never said I like pumpkin spice. Nutmeg sucks like
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: that could really a really good carrot cake, you know,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: carrot cakes my go to.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: But basil, no, thank.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: You, I don't mind. Yeah, Basil's good. And I love cilantro.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: And I know some people have genetic thing. It tastes
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: like soap tired, but like to me, how some people
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: are revolted by the cilantro. That's the genic thing I have,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: even though it's not genetic. That is my reaction to rosemary.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: It ruins so overpowered rosemary ruins. And I'm sorry, but
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: truck full oil no disgusting.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 9: You want to add truffle.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: It smells like over the top, Yeah, overly truffle such
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: a popular thing. It's truffle everything.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: I love the truff hot sauce like I first hated it,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: now I love it.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: It's so good. You know what good thing. There's one
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: billion other hot sauces out there, and it's not either
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: truff or nothing. The truffle thing because just a couple
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: of drops of that stuff, it's enough enough, a little
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: bit big truf, but nobody stops at a few drops.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 13: You can, you can have self control, and then the
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 13: bottle lasts forever.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I've never purchased any anytime I've been somewhere and go,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, I'll try those, or you know, maybe I
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: got some bad because people love this truffle stuff.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 8: It's supposed to be.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: You know, fancy.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 8: I like trust more than truffle oil.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 9: Til sucks.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: The whole idea of like truffles, truffles, like the trump
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: like the like the how they get the pigs there. Yeah,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: and the pigs have to go and like look under
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: like cow patties and stuff like that. They're growing under turds.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's why they were a trillion dollars.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 13: I don't even know what truffles are.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: Trules are like a mush it's a mushroom.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and I guarantee you've never had one, and neither
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 7: of I like, they're insanely expensive.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: That said, chocolate truffles, get in my mouth.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: He puts the G in Garcia.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 8: So Cal sports with Garcia and happy Friday to you,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 8: Jeff G.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: Good morning and happy Friday. What do you show? Let's
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: go ahead start with the NFL.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 20: If you watched last night's Thursday night football game, god
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 20: bless that was a waste of time. Both teams had
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 20: more penalties than points. Broncos beat the Raiders ten to seven.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 20: This weekend, it's Rams and Niners Sunday at one twenty
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 20: five in the Bay Area.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: Rams are favored by four and a half.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 20: Then later on Sunday, it's Steelers and Chargers at SOFI.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: My Chargers favored by two and a half. That should
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: be a great game.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 20: Speaking of football and the Steelers, former Steeler Antonio Brown
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 20: arrested in Dubai and extradited to the US on attempted
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 20: murder Chargers for that shooting outside of celebrity boxing match.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 20: Moving on to the NBA, Clippers continue to suck. They
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 20: got cooked by the Suns last night. Both teams play
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 20: again tomorrow, this time in La at into a Dome
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 20: Lakers in Atlanta tomorrow at four point thirty.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: NHL Ducks beat the Stars.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: Kerry the col Scenity scores.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 20: Dux in Vegas tomorrow, Kings lost to the Panthers five
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 20: to two. Last night Kings in Pittsburgh on Sunday got
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 20: some Dodgers news.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: Woody showed Dodgers exercised.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 20: Their options on Max Munsey and Alex Vesia, so they'll
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 20: be back. Dodgers also announced a multi year deal with
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 20: the Habit Those Burgers are coming to Dodger Stadium next year. Also,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 20: congrats to show Heyo Tani. You want his second straight
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 20: Silver Slugger. And finally, since we're talking Otani and the Dodgers,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 20: a couple in Mexico named their newly born son after
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 20: show Heo Tani.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: The kid his full name, Hey, sus Otani Lomelli.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 20: I'm sure that's the first of many kids named after
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 20: Dodgers after a couple of championships in a row. Have
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 20: a great sports weekend. I'm Jeff g and that's your
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 20: Soco sports chef.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 8: I brought dumb ass Tyler in here.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: He was telling me about this. By the way, Michael
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: Vick Jersey, Huh yeah, interesting, that's a curious choice.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 18: Popular popular when you're walking around and the Michael vic
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 18: jersey dogs. You know, I used to get that a
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 18: lot in high school with die hard Falcons fan. So
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 18: that was that was a rough period when you got arrested.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's real rough for you.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, also rough. I just think about it. That's
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: a good choice of words right there. Now, So do
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: you wear it? Just get it for jokes so people like, oh, hey,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: you're wearing a Michael vict jersey. Hey the guy pulled
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: a complete one eight better person now.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 8: So yeah, I will give him credit for that. The guy.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: The guy has turned around and he's done a lot
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: for dogs, animals, and you know, he's seen the air
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: of his ways. And if you believe in people getting
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: a second chance or rehabilitation or you know whatever, it's
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: funny you never hear about it.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: What's that's like turning around? Well, it because people don't.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: They don't. They don't want to acknowledge that people will
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: spend all their time burning somebody to the ground. Absolutely,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: but they will. They will never acknowledge when they actually
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: make a legit attempt to write.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 9: The newspaper. Is the retraction over the headline, No, it's tiny.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: Before we get to the Graham thing, have you held
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: hands with your girlfriend yet or no, I have not
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: still I have, I haven't seen her, no kiss three weeks.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: We've just been weeks. Schedules, we just haven't had a
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: chance to make it work. It doesn't sound like it
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: was his girlfriend. I'd never said that. That's you know,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: that's how he thinks.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 13: He's not even holding her hand.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not official, and it'll be official when I
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: say it is.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: Here first.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, when I say it is, they went They went
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: on like two days. Was calling her his girlfriend?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: It was not that never was No, not you what
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: he was?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 9: Okay, do you think she is waiting for that? Do
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 9: you girlfriend?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: Questions?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 10: One?
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: It needs more time, definitely needs one.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it needs three weeks between dates, understood.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: Work schedule is getting the way man. Yeah, she works overnight.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 8: That's not good for your marriage.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: There was there was a guy who used to work
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: here and he had this thing for this other co
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: worker who didn't work in this office, worked in another city,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: but for the company, and it was somebody that had
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: a lot of interaction with and he was crushing hard
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: on this chick, and it was to the point where
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: he had convinced himself that she was into him because
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: she's super nice, she's super outgoing. You guys all know
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: the two people I'm talking about, So if I gave
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna give names, but like both people, this
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: tracks for the woman involved here. She's just a super friendly, outgoing,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: you know person. He read this as she's into it. Yeah, which,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: and if you look at these two people, you'd be
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: like yeah right. Anyway, got to the point where the
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: dude's wife was convinced that he was having an affair
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: with this person and started camping out in his office
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: here at work. It would sit with him all day
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: while he was at work. You know, hear about parents
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: bringing their kids in for interviews. Yeah, this is the
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: wife coming in and sitting in this dude's office because
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: she was like convinced that he was having an affair
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: because he had made this whole like they're both delusional.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 9: The couple's delusional.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I think it's his own fault, L believe.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's certain. It's certainly his fault. Yeah, because it
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: was it was something that never actually was.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 9: Did this girl, this other girl even know this was
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 9: all happening?
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, because it came out later and She's like,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 8: are you kidding me?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: That's it was? It was, it was a whole thing, man.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah that sucks.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Tyler, I'm happy your wife's not here anymore. Getting
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: leaning up all the snacks.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: Anyway, the reason I brought dumbask Tyler in here is because,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: so there's a guy's name is Graham Gano. He's a
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: kicker for the New York Giants, the football team, and
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: he was doing an interview and talking about They were
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: talking about a bunch of other things, but basically like
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: once sports betting became a thing.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sports became sports betting became.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 8: A thing, Fans lost their mind.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 18: And for the players, it's toxic because when these guys
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 18: miss something, when like miss a kick or if there's
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 18: short a couple of yards on something and somebody loses money.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 18: These people get there's always been quote fan.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: Interaction, yeah, but when they're having their paycheck on the line.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 18: So it's a mix of that, and it's a mix
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 18: of all these people have social media. They can hide
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 18: behind a keyboard, throw behind a fake profile, pick and
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 18: you're looking at the stuff that we get and this
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 18: is just this is just a radio show. Nobody's got
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 18: any money on this at all. So can you imagine
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 18: if people actually had money on this. Yeah, that's it's
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 18: it's not good. It's it's super toxic. It's not good
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 18: for anybody involved. He also come off as a complete.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: Psycho if you do this. So so here he is
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: talking about some of the stuff that he gets when
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: he's either hurt because he's been injured a lot. Yeah
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: he's had a lot of injuries, but or when he
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: misses kicks. Here's something of what he gets it.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: But ever since sports betting started happening, I get people
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: telling me to kill myself every week, and you know,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: because I'll hit a kick that loses them money. I'll
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: miss a kick and lose them money. He was the
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: other day, sho, I told me to get cancer and die.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: So I mean that that's stuff's part of it. But
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: you're used to it by now.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's good work when you can get it.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: You know, this is the type of stuff you say, though, Tyler,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: don't say nothing like that. You're lying.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: Like that.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, I've had spends more time with him than anybody.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 4: Is that true?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: Repeat that about how does does Tyler wish death and
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: cancer on players when they screw something up for one
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: of his team.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: Of course, I have a rant on the wall back
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 4: that's the falcon for the team as a whole.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: That's not for one specific you want the whole team
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: to get cancer. I don't even wish death thought anybody.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: It's not even just sports. It could be anything. It
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: It's like if he's a He's like, I, I hope
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: you die.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: Something right now. I wish death on you and your
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: whole family.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: That's I've never done.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: Never freaking liar.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 8: You swear on your super sweet Michael Vick jersey swear still.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: Exactly couldn't be. Couldn't be such a liar.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: His mom listens to the show that he does.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: He's a good Christian lady. Held answer your mom when
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: I was a kid.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, his mom makes the best treats man, Like,
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: was that seven layered thing that.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 18: She so, I've been meaning to bring this in. My
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 18: mom makes the best banana bread you've ever had in
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 18: your entire life. That and she also does this triple
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 18: layered dessert thing during the summer. It is chocolate brownie
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 18: on the bottom, chocolate pudding on top of that, and
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 18: then whipped cream and then you layer that three.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: We never had cool stuff in our house like that.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 5: What is that? Like?
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: Do you know what was cool in our house?
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: This is this is the tree when they would buy
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: honey nut cheerios that was considered the good Cereal honey
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: nut cheerios.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 8: I think once a year we got granola bars that
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 8: had chocolate chips.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: One time, one.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: Time I was allowed by Life Cereal. Wow, one, I
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: can't remember once.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 9: Did you drop in like a penal colony?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: This is like no, no, no, I didn't. But they
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: just had no fun stuff in the house whims no
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: like sodas, no camp no ice cream.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 18: No.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So maybe that's why I got fat as a
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: young adult because he went all in because I was
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: not fat as a kid.
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  Speaker 8: I was you know, I played sports and I.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 9: Was thin because they kept it from you.
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  Speaker 3: And then once all the decisions were mine. It's like
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: how people you know go like crazy horror phase after
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: being like in a super you know, religious conservative type
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: of environment, you know, kind.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 8: Of leave room for the Lord. We'll look when I
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 8: come to Colster and made for dinner and home alone
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 8: a big thing of ice.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Why remember I made that say, same argument when I
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: came to money because my mother was so controlling with
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: any dollar I made. Until I moved out of the
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: house and I had control of my own money. That's
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: when I went crazy. And then I started having to
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: go to the check cashing place.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because he couldn't get a bank account because it
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: was it was his finances in his credit him. We're
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: just so jacked up dumb checks. Yeah, I'll just go
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: to the club and all.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 18: But I did, going back to the treets, saying banana bread.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 18: I'll bring in some oatmeal chocolate chip cookie. Yes, there's
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 18: some bombs stuff talking about it.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: I'll get it. I'll get it, all right, Well, Tyler,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: good luck with all things. Good luck with that jersey today.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: General.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Hi, say hi to your lady friend girlfriend. I'm
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 8: sorry for saying that.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: I'll shoot your text right now.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 9: Yes, Hey, what do you call a big jack lantern?
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 9: A plumpkin? Let me way a millennial in instagrams, A lizard.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 19: Get a girlfriend?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: He had a reptile dysfunction. And we're into another new
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: hour in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. It
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: is Friday, Greg Menace, Gina grad we got Sea Bass,
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: We've got Sammy Morgan is here. Do you have your
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: picture by the.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 4: Way, Yeah, show you guys.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 8: This is so funny.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: I want to Okay, I want to get your natural
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: reaction to this.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 21: I'm going to show you all this other day. We're
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 21: in the meeting, right and I'm looking. I kind of
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 21: sit behind Sea Bass.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 13: On the floor and look what's on the back of
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 13: his shoes.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I have seen this.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 4: My first thought.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: My first thought was that it was going to be
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: a piece of toilet paper.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 8: But now I know what it is.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: Just thinking about it and you want to yeah, well
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: I got these. These are these green Converse screen Chucks
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: low top Chucks. They're green on top, green on top,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: special yellow stitching, black black base, which is hard to get.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: You can't get a black base usually it's white.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: Are these cross colors or something?
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: They are a You can go on their website and
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: custom design your own shoe manness like Vans, like Fans does.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: And I did that because I was like, you know,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: I hate dirty shoes, and that's the one thing with
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: Chucks is since they have the white bottom, I was like,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: that always gets dirty, always looks bad, even though I
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: wash them every day. So I said well, why don't
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: I go in there and kind of do something that
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: no one's ever seen before green, I'm black with yellow,
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: and I've gotten number one. I've gotten numerous compliments on
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: these shoes on Ironic. Yeah, everybody's been asking me about
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: my shoes. Not everybody, but numerous. And number two they
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: allow you to put yeah who noticed it, like me
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: to friends up hot number one? Yes, number two like
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: to people like me like, oh, that's a cool thing
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: because it's not a color combination, you see, it's an
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: unusual like, oh.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 9: That's why your name, Well that's the next party.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 14: Based sea Bass has his name that kind of goes
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 14: uh vertically on the heel down the back of it,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 14: on the cuff of the your sea bat, your achilles.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: Because when I was making this color, they said you
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: add personalization, I said, sure.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: Will it matches Stanley? Now, you guys, s E B A.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: Yes is what it says. That's the only five characters
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: to see bass. Uh, you guys, that's not the only
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: personalized pair of shoes I have.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, I'm gonna let it.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: Should I tell you now? Or can you wait? He'll
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: all be looking at my shoes hoping.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 8: To I'm not going to look.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: Greg decided that he's not even looking. And it goes
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: along with something that Greg and I have talked about before. Greg,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: Greg and I are the same. This one's along the.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 8: Lines of when somebody drives by, let's say, in a Ferrari,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 8: and they know that people are looking at their car,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 8: we purposely don't look at their car. We don't even
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 8: look direction.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: I know, I know you want this, and I appreciate
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: what you guys are saying about that, But you know
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: the other ones. I have another because Nike didn't let
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: you do the same thing. They let you, you know,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: pick every single color custom eyes and your name on them.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: I put number one one on. One pair has sea
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: bass seb as. The other has cards narks. No, it's
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: part of a uniform. Okay, but like if he's doing
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: it for the card nark uniforms. No, it's where no
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: one's ever going to see it unless you're just happened,
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: like like Morgan was having to sit on the floor
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: and staying on my legs.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean I always do.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: So what do you what do you think? I mean?
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: Was it?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: Did you just look at that and go wow? On
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: a scale one to ten do you give. I don't
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: know how much you love giving things on a scale
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: one of ten.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 13: I didn't get cease to see the whole shoe, but
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 13: I do like the colors of them. And I will
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 13: admit I have custom shoes of my.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 4: Own, wow, with your name on it, like Sea Best.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 13: One shoe says o g. The other shoe says Morgie.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 8: Oh my.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: People have said the people have said since Morgan joined
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: the show, she is female Sea Bear.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 21: Yeah, but I don't wear these shoes. I had them
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 21: a long time ago. Wear them, yeah, because I think
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 21: they're lame now. They were when I got them into college.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 4: You're about to say, like I would customize a shoe,
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: don't get me wrong, but I wouldn't put my own
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 4: name on it.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: Why not mess, I don't know. I just it seems weirdout.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: What would you put Let's say you had five characters
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: in the back of whatever, you know, your favorite Jordan's.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: Or five characters where the food at I don't know, Yeah,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 4: Lego be outside.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: I don't know, like those are all I appreciate those
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: as well.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 7: It seems very like somebody with La Boo Boos and
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 7: Stanley's would put their own name.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 15: On it, right, and also something that seabats would say,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 15: what a giant waste of money. This is how much
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 15: money do you have to burn to customize shoes?
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: Terrible analogies.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 4: But let me know, let me go.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: You don't like the way to pay.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 8: What Sammy said wasn't an analogy like Sammy has, Like you're.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: The type of person would make fun.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 4: Of Sammy's talking about it without even knowing it's the
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 4: same price of a regular shoe exactly.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I said, oh, customize it.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's you go on their websites.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: It's the same price for whatever these Chucks or Nike's
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: or got a way longer to get Yeah, you just
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: wait a little longer, the.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 9: Same price to put your own name on it.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: Sammy, Okay, excuse me, Sorry I didn't I didn't pay
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: thirty dollars extra for the stitching. So that's all part
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: of the deal.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 5: Are you?
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 9: Did you also get the new Starbucks Bear cup?
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 16: Oh?
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 8: Yes, the Bear resto?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: This is the problem I'm about explain why you guys
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: are battered analogies is you're talking about things that every
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: that is the same and that everyone's going to have
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: the same thing of I'm talking this is a one
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: of a kind original. No nobody else. I'm not agreeing
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: with the original part, I'm not, but it's all for
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: the attention of it if it's an option for everybody,
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: because no one else is going to put Sea Best
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: on the green on black.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's who would think of.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 9: That color commony? I mean not everyone at my high
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 9: school that the colors were green and black and gold.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 4: A fresh pair of air Sea Basses not on their
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 4: shoes sent me a link order.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: Yes, solicited. I've gotten compliments on these.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but Converse is owned by Nike, so that's why.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 8: Five characters. So you can't put men no I want
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 8: you're gonna put Sea Bass get the exact same. Yeah,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 8: I suggest everybody doing that. Yeah, we can offer them
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 8: on the Woody Show merch store.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: Converse and Nike not a sponsor, but could be fe bess. Yeah.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: They call those the the Converse poon Hounds.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, thank you.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: Six three.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: Nike's not hot right now, man, it's all about Puma
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 4: and Adidas.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: I like their running shoes, I mean, I like, I
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: got it. I own own Converse, Nike Hooka and uh
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: there their Pegasus five or whatever they are. There's it's
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: good running shoes. Well, well those are add me to
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: your list of compliments. Those are some really slick shoes.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: I think it's really cool. You'll always know which ones
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: are yours if you ever have to put them in
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: the cubbies at the Bounds House place.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 4: Rowling Alley. Yeah, thank you.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: You have your name in the back of your underwear too,
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: in the back of your like when your mom sends
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 3: you to camp. Yeah, somebody's house and that's cue and
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 3: that's how terrible. So we got the d u y
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: Q coming up for you this hour. You know I
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: have a chance to win. It's our dumb ass contest.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: In fact, we'll have that for you next here on
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: the Woodies Show. Hang On the Woody Show returns right
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: after these messages on the Woodie Show and moving right
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: along here for you, we got today's dumb ass contest
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 3: and today's was contest.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: Is the du i Q.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: That's right, we u i Q eight seven seven four Woodie.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: If you'd like to be our contestant, Sea basks play
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 3: in the game to everybody please. The game is I
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: Ask a Drunk Person Easy trivia Questions and you guess
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: whether they get the answer.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 4: Correct, So you don't need to know the answer. I
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 4: mean you already know the answer. You'd be like, well,
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 4: what the hell am I doing this for?
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: If you're guessing whether the drunk person knows the answer,
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: and if you do that correctly twice out of three times,
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: you win.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 8: All right, and.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: Let's get our contests on the phone. We'll have a
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: menace and Sammy guests they are stone cold sober.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 8: Who do we go here?
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: Sammy? What do you what do you think? I think
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: we should go to line too? On to his Nick?
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 4: Hey, good morning Nick?
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: Nick?
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: Hey, what's going on? All right?
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: So we're gonna play the duy q? Are you ready
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 3: to win something?
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 8: I hope so?
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: It's not very often that somebody doesn't win. It's no
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: worthy generous. I mean, I have my strategy. We'll see
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: how you do. Now, Nick, Before we get to the
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 3: questions that matter, we're gonna get to know this drunk
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: a little bit better, see how with it or not?
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 8: Whither they are see about? Who is this?
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 3: This is Joseph and he's gonna try to tell us
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: how many drinks he has to see if you believe him.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: All right, what have you had to drink this evening?
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: For this evening?
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 22: I have currently had a long Honesty along with a
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 22: jacket Morgan.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 4: Just those two drinks. That's it. Wow, that seems like
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 4: very little drink, because you're a big dude. You can
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 4: handle your liquor.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 16: Right.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 22: I've had currently previously before. However, once I hit the strip,
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 22: it's been a continuously different story.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 4: Oh what has that story been about?
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 22: That story has been continuously regarding, you know, a couple
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 22: of single women. However, everything else has been available.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 16: What was it?
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 8: What was the little kid who was like the fair apparently.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 9: Really fast, apparently apparently.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: Jacket which that's you know, you can't have that. I
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: guess you get the right long island. It hits the
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: slap slap lit fire.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 4: No like if you get to have you pour on
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 4: a long island, you can get messed up. That's that's
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 4: followed by that drink as well.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 9: And if you didn't eat that much that day, yeah,
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 9: I'm sure.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 3: So anyway, that is that's Joseph, And we're gonna into
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: the questions here. Question number one for the d u
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 3: i Q.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 4: How many days are there in a leap year?
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 3: All right, how many days are there in a leap year?
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: Will Joseph know it? I'll say for Joseph, No, it's
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 3: always the safe bet, especially early on, and then.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 8: Menace will not. Sammy will?
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: Do you think they'll know that we're in a leap
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: year right now?
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 9: No, wonder, I'm gonna say.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna go crazy and say Joseph will and Sammy
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 7: and Menie won't.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 8: A babe, I'm gonna go crazy and go triple.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, I know, all right, Greg for demension, all right, Hi, Sammy,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: do you think that Joseph will get it?
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 8: No, Nick, what do you say?
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: No? Definitely, definitely know all right? Question number one four
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: the DUYQ.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 4: How many days are there in a leap year?
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 8: Menace?
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 4: Three hundred and sixty six?
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 13: Sammy, three hundred and sixty six.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: There are three hundred and sixty six so far days? Yeah,
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: all right, will Joseph get it right? Let's find out.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 4: How many days are there in a leap year?
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 23: To three hundred and sixty five? No, however, I apologize
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 23: this three hundred and sixty four, you know, I apologize
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 23: for the inconvenienced. However, it is about two years separate
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 23: from the year that is evolved.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, all right.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 7: I thought you guys were gonna get it wrong because
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 7: I thought you were going to say how many are
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 7: in a month?
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 9: Elite month? I thought that was going to trip you out.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: Okay, Nick, you were on the board. You've got yourself
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: a point. You're in good shape. Here on the Duyq,
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: we got the question number two.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: In a solar eclipse? What is blocking?
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: In a solar eclipse? What is blocking?
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 18: What?
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: I will say?
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 8: Uh ye, man, it's so easy.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: I'll start.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 4: I'll start with a triple no. You didn't go triple no.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: I think somebody will get you. Joseph no, Joseph no, Sammy.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 7: No, God, Menace Yes, I think Sammy and Menace Yes,
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 7: and Joseph No.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: All right, Sammy and Menace. Do you think that Joseph
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: gets this? All right? Nick, what do you say?
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say yes because you know it's pretty close. Yes,
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 3: all right? Question number two for the d u i
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 3: Q and a solar eclipse?
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  Speaker 4: What is blocking?
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  Speaker 18: What?
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  Speaker 8: Sammy?
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  Speaker 13: The moon blocks the sun?
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  Speaker 3: Menace, the moon blocks the sun?
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 4: Real the moon blocks the sun.
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  Speaker 8: Now, that's if you're on Earth.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because if you're on the Sun, nothing's blocking in
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  Speaker 3: just the last history. Yeah, all right, Uh, they've both
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  Speaker 3: got it right. You guys are killing it so far today.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 3: Now if Joseph doesn't get this right, I know if he,
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  Speaker 3: Nick said, you said you said you would get it right.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 3: I just want to clarify, yes, you said, yes, right, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: so you think even Joseph will get this right. And
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 3: if that is the case, you'll be the winner of
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 3: the d u y q and.
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  Speaker 4: The solar eclipse. What is blocking?
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  Speaker 3: What they're coming it?
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  Speaker 22: Clicks, clicks, revolves are on the Sun converting over the
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  Speaker 22: phone over the moon, so the Sun blocks the moon?
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  Speaker 8: Drunk?
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  Speaker 3: Correct? I do?
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  Speaker 4: It's fun? Yes, Just to be clear that.
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  Speaker 3: The yeah, you can picks. It's an applex yes, all right,
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  Speaker 3: all right, Nick. That's why we have the third questions
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: to make her a break. Question number three for the d.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 4: U i q, what type of teeth are wisdom teeth?
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 3: All right, what type of teeth are wisdom teeth? We'll
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  Speaker 3: start with Gina Grabb this time.
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  Speaker 7: Well, that's a weird question. What type of teeth or
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  Speaker 7: wisdom teeth? Okay, I'm gonna say.
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  Speaker 3: Triple now triple no, Greg Gory, yes to Sammy, no
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  Speaker 3: to menace, and absolutely no to Joseph. All right after
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  Speaker 3: the applex yep the applex, Uh, I will say ah,
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  Speaker 3: I would say Joseph no medicine, Sammy yes. Okay, Well yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean they are really showing me something today.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm curious why that's a weird question.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well go do the answer medic and Sammy, do
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  Speaker 3: you think that Joseph will know it? All right? Nick?
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  Speaker 3: What do you say?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 8: Dog?
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  Speaker 4: Alright?
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: Question number three d U I Q what type of
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  Speaker 3: teeth are wisdom teeth?
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 8: Menace molars? Sammy?
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 13: Molars?
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  Speaker 24: Look at this.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's what he's going for, right, and you
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  Speaker 3: could say adult teeth. I guess yea molars. That's the
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  Speaker 3: answer that we're looking for.
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  Speaker 4: Is the question weird? That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know.
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  Speaker 9: It just hit me weird, Like what do you mean,
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 9: like what kind of teeth or wisdom teeth?
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: Like the kinds of teeth the teeth, I don't know.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 9: I just it wasn't Yeah, I'm glad.
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  Speaker 3: I would think you would know. Just buy wisdom teeth.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 3: They were talking about humans.
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  Speaker 2: They got it.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they nailed it.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 8: They swept. Wow, that was a really good job.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 4: Totally clips with the heart.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 3: All right, Nick, good one. You say that he won't
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 3: get it, that's what we're pulling for, pulling fro him
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 3: to mess this up. You'll be the winner on the
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 3: d u y Q.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 4: What type of teeth are wisdom teeth?
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 22: The back wisdom teeth out of all that recalled the
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 22: remains of.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 4: The move right, But what do they also call this
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 4: heart of the muh.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 22: I'm not gonna lie. You're gonna have to tell me. Manchego, manchego.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 22: See now that's news to me.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 3: That's news to me. Did you want the winner on
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 3: the d u y Q the drunk filibuster, Well, that's
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 3: such as.
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  Speaker 5: That is.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 4: News to me. That is a news to him.
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  Speaker 3: Nick, congratulations big to my friend. Good, thank you. Hang
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 3: on one second, we will get all of your information.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 3: I think he attempted to slow himself down because he
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 3: was trying to give it. Yeah, he was trying to
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 3: give it his best shot, to give.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 9: Himself little more time to Clips converts to the phone.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I keep talking a right, and so we'll come
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 3: out eventually eventually.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 4: I did never did.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought I had that clip hold on want
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 3: with the kid? Yeah, I love that kid. It's hilarious.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 3: It's like how menace at allegedly for a while, allegedly allegedly,
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: what did you think about the song?
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 18: Why?
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 3: Why is that all weird? It's back in the old
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 3: days we only had one channel of audio. Allegedly, I
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 3: hit it when you have to click on the the thing.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 3: We want to watch a video, so let's hear the
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 3: audio like stupid TikTok is why.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 24: I've never really watched television before?
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 18: What?
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 24: Probly sometimes I don't watch the I don't watch the
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 24: news because I'm a kid and a pro. Every time
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 24: Grandpa just gives me your romote after we watch the
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 24: power Ball.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 3: Power Ball, Yeah, because you know whatever. What have you
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: had to drink this evening?
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 22: This evening, I have currently had a long nasty along
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 22: with a Jack and Morgan.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 4: Just those two drinks.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 3: That's it?
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 4: Wow, that seems like very little drink.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 3: Because you're a big dude.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 4: You can handle your liquor. Right.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 22: I've had currently previously before. However, once I hit the strip,
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 22: it's been a continuously different story.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 4: Oh what has that story been about?
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 22: That story has been continuously regarding you know, a couple
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 22: of single women. However, everything else has been available.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah as much as yeah, continuously America what you currently he.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 24: Was greatly.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 4: Television before. I've never been on my television before.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 3: Apparently now, Greg, you said you kind of got baby fever.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 8: Hearing it over Halloween, Oh I did.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 3: Every once in a while, Greg gets that I.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 8: Got mega baby fever on Halloween. I had regrets, and
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 8: I thought I too old.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 3: He could.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 8: I saw so many like the stores in this one
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 8: neighborhood had the where you could go to the store
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 8: to get your candy, and I guess it was like
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 8: a set time whatever, four to six pm or whatever.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 8: There were so many kids. They were so cute. So
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 8: this one kid dressed as Yoda and he was just
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 8: so shy and quiet and adorable. And I thought, oh, man,
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 8: I made a mistake not having a kid such baby.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 7: But you can't guarantee you're gonna get one of those good, shy,
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 7: quiet ones, best so cute.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 9: We didn't get that lucky.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah kid, I don't know, I don't know. He was
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 8: probably like four or five.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, I can't I have a kid.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 4: You can co parent, Greg, I could just keep trying
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 4: to have a kid.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 3: I know it just doesn't work. Don't let your swirl
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 3: dreams do.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 8: We've tried and it's just not working.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 3: Four Woody hit us up with the text Friday check
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  Speaker 3: in over to two two nine eight seven.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 4: You can move on the floor. You can you can
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 4: choose something or whatever. Man you crap in my nadhood
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 4: might be a deal break.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 3: And now more of the Woody Show. Well, Sea Bass,
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 3: it's time for your most favorite segment, Sea Best was right, It's.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 4: Time for Woody Show friddiokiya.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 8: Friday. Okie can hang around?
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I left something in the oven now normally, yeah,
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 3: you can go. He kind of ruins the fun in here,
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 3: all right. Normally I would reach into the Woodies Show
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 3: studio top hat, because we have a bunch of different
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 3: suggestions made by people here in the room and by
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 3: you know, listeners, of what songs they would.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 8: Like to hear for a round of Woodie Show Friday. Okay,
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 8: I will hand.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 3: Out the lyrics now because it's been predetermined what we're
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 3: gonna do based on a conversation. Don't don't say what
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 3: it is yet, based on a conversation that we had earlier,
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 3: that we had earlier in the week.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 8: Here we go, all right, okay, you guys can take
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 8: a look at what Yeah, what do you think?
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we were just talking about I don't remember,
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 3: oh we were talking in the week in audio. Yeah,
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 3: there's about a biopic, Yeah, the the Neil Diamond impersonator Guy,
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 3: Thunder and Light whatever whatever the movie is called, though,
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: I forget what the movie is called. But then we
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 3: started going and talking about Neil Diamond songs. And so today, ladies, gentlemen,
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 3: for what he show Fridday Oki Neil Diamond, Sweet Caroline.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 3: This is uh, you know, I know some people like,
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 3: oh ho cliche, but you can already does it because
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 3: when he plays man, everybody starts going. And I can
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 3: tell you where it began, where it began. I can't
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 3: begin to know when, but then grow strong. Yeah, Greg
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 3: and I are gonna do wet on this one. And
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 3: everybody for the chorus was in the spring, and spring
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 3: became the summer. Believe you come along.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 4: I's where everybody can join him, everybody.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 5: John Shan had reason, Josh, it does never seems.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 4: So to me leave and never.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 16: But now why you look at the nice and it
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 16: don't seem so lonely. We will enough with only too.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 3: And when I heard.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 8: It, runs off my shoulders.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, hear hold.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 2: You, hob Hobby.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 10: Wall got ship walk, jud Shade, so.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 4: Carry on, China. Yeah, we have a fan club out. Yeah,
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 4: go ahead, bring him in, talking to you, bring him in.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 3: They give it, you can come in.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 4: We know this is your it's it's it's our friend Valentine.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 6: Sound and then it fades out. It's excite.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 3: Yes, so did we? Uh? Those seems so good?
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 4: Damn. That is my go to at karaoke WEDNESDA nights
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 4: at my mom's memory care center.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 3: It's everybody's.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 8: I think it's the world's go to.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 9: It's a pleaser.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it is so good.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 2: It is as I was.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm sorry, guys intruding your show. I was in
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 3: the restroom when I heard this, and I re abandoned
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 3: your own show. Yes I did, that's cool. I ran
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 3: down here to be part of it. This guy sweet.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 3: I didn't even finish using the restroom. I just stopped
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 3: missed the show. Like you can never please everybody, right,
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 3: So like here here's two texts right in row nine
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 3: to seven eight. This is amazing. Okay, cool, that's a
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 3: good one. The very next text eight O five This
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 3: is both the lamest and the gayest you.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 8: Have all does.
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  Speaker 2: Today.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah that.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 8: We lost the Sea Bass, but we gain we.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 4: Gain by the way that the movie. We're talking about
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 4: it now, all right, more Woody Shows next time. Bila
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 4: wouldn't approve the Woody Show.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 3: Well, it's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 3: do it for today's show. That's it for the week.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 3: Everybody else week. Greg Gory Full Show podcast.
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• 1:46:59
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• 1:47:01
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• 1:47:09
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• 1:47:11
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• 1:47:15
  Speaker 4: Platforms something it Actually we might have some issues, but
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 4: it also might fix this problem that people have been
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 4: having about skipping. Yeah, hopefully they'll fix it.
• 1:47:24
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• 1:47:26
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• 1:47:30
  Speaker 3: having any problems, you know, checking out the podcast this weekend,
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 3: just no, that's probably what's going on. Still not on
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 3: Spotify though, so you can't can't find it there. We
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 3: are back on Monday, and it's a big week of giveaways. Yeah,
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, great. We're gonna have four packs of tickets
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 3: to Disneyland to give away every day next week and
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 3: every day next week here on the Woodie Show, giving
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 3: you a chance to cruise into the holidays.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So each day starting Monday, we're gonna be giving away
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 3: a Royal Ribbean cruise from La to Mexico, and you
• 1:48:04
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• 1:48:06
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• 1:48:14
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  Speaker 3: the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, if a mosquito ever lands on your balls, only
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 8: then will you learn that you can solve problems without violence?
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 3: Uh, Confucius said Confucius. When mosquito land on ball, you
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 3: learn to figure out problem. No violence.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 8: See it's good, I mean, but it's just a fact.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 3: All right. Thank you very much, Greg gory it. Oh,
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 3: thank you so much for giving the Woody Show some
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 3: of your valuable time this week. You know we love it,
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 3: appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 3: suck it. Catch back here on Monday, enjoy your weekend.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 3: SMD double m bye, Great Friday Mother.