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The Valley Premiere Recap! · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling. Hey, everybody, what's
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up? It is Thursday already, and Emily Dereesis is here. Hello Emilia,
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Hello, and greetings from uh not the Valley. Ah, I am
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beyond. I'm in my own little valley over here. I'm like the valley
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times too. I'm like like the lower level, you know what I mean.
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It's like the valley and then Santa Clarita Valley is where I'm at.
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Yeah, because you still kind of get the temps. You get those valley
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temperatures, don't you, Oh, worse probably than you know. We're the
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in valley village. We even get it worse. Yeah. Well, we
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are doing the Valley today and I'm so excited. I'm really jazzed and really
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pumped. I like, we'll get into it, but I really loved it
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and I'm really excited about this season. Are you feeling that way too,
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Emily? I had no business, no want, no need for this show,
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and now I'm so in, so well done. On the edit of
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the pilot, I loved it, well, love it, love it,
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as Brittany would say. And you know, I've been waiting forever if anybody
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knows me. Anybody knows me. They know I all my time at Serious
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XM. I just was always obsessed with Brittany and I just have always loved
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Brittany. And I was campaigning for her to come back to vander Palm Rules.
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Without Jack's she would just you know, pull up to sir or wherever,
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and she'd be like, yeah, Jake's is in the car, don't
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worry about Eddie boy, what's going out? Lallow. So now we have
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her all to ourselves. And well, yeah, until the Free Brittany movement
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happened, and now she is living in the Free Brittany movement started by Jacks.
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Yes, exactly. Yeah, right, So we're doing the Valley today.
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Tomorrow's Summer House. The bonus episode is Housewife in the Hustler to the
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Reckoning, Yes, ma'am, Emily, And I did that yesterday. Emily.
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I was actually just editing that and putting it up on the Patreon,
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you know, and and I I was like scrubbing through to find like the
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sample audio clip for the video clip whatever. And it's like the beginning when
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I go when Erica sits down, you know, in Paul's ice Cream,
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and and they're like, have you seen She's like, I don't know what
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to say, and then they're like have you seen Housewife and the Hustler?
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And then you go you did an Erica and you're like, Eddie, no,
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but I was like, but the way she said it was that it
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was like that, she was like, Eddie, just like making me laugh
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so hard today. I was dying this morning, Adie. It's like,
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and you still don't know who the victims are, not one, not a
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one. You can't even mention Joe uh Rigomez. You can't even mention one,
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not one, you know, yeah, even a first name, anything,
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description, Just give me something, yeah please? Uh So that's up
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over on the Patreon and bye gosh, guys, get on over there patreon
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dot com slash drama Darling. Join the cult and be a part of it.
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It's super fun. And we before we do get into the valley,
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you have a little bit of dish to serve up today. I mean Wolf
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is right serving dish. Yeah, Emily, Wolf is right. Now let's
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dive in. So another housewife has fallen from the ranks and has really devastated
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all of us, and thank god she's okay, and thank god, no
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one was hurt, but Real Housewives of Potomac star Karen Huger has been charged
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with a DUI after totaling her Maserati in a high speed crash. She has
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been charged with driving under the influence. She's also been charged with other line
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items as well, and as it turns out, she was not arrested,
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which is very very strange strange. The finds associated with her charges ranged from
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fifty to five hundred and ten and will require court appearances. She she reported
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that or She claimed that she was coming home from dinner with a friend and
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they were discussing serious topics. Before we discussing, I mean, can you
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imagine, Oh, we had very emotional conversations about my mother, and I
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just I was kinding ninety miles an hour. I was crying and yes,
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I don't know, it's immediate, right, I mean, it is spun
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like the grand damme can spin. She says that a vehicle was heading toward
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her as thing as that happens when you're driving, you know, And she
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saw that vehicle called sobriety and you swerved to miss it. Whooooo. She
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it caused her to swerve away and lose control. Yeah. Uh, huh
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yeah, yeah, not good. It was a luxury twenty seventeen Maserati.
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This was Tuesday evening. She struck a median and a crosswalk sign at an
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intersection before finally colliding with a parking sign. It says that she was driving
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in an aggressive manner ahead of her crash. Dude, this is so insane.
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I just I know, like again, so lucky, really so lucky
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that shbody was hurt, Shannon hitting that house, Karen hitting you know,
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everything around and it's just like, I don't understand how these people and everyone's
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saying it, like take an uber, take a lift, how about plan
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out your evening where if you are driving, cut it off. You know.
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Six traffic violations. Well, I mean, of course, like there's
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so many things that go along with something like this, and this is so
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disappointing. Now I would have seen this. I wouldn't have seen this coming
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Emily, and I wouldn't have been tipped off to her drinking at all.
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Hadn't remember when Ashley Darby exposed Karen calling her drunk, Oh yeah, yes,
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yes, And that threw me for a loop. That was the first
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time anyone has ever eva mentioned anything about Karen remotely having an issue with alcohol,
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and that was a tip of the hat if you will. Ashley was
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kind of like laughing about it. But if you think about how Ashley does
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things, she was full on exposing Karen and really giving us a, you
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know, a hint as to what's going on there. And now I'm thinking
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she has a drinking problem clearly. Well, yeah, for sure. Yeah,
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And it's probably one of those types of you know, it's like where
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she can pull it off socially and it's not and it's not like abrupt and
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crazy and public, but I'm sure behind closed doors it's not fun. No.
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And it's weird because we've only seen Karen on that one cast trip and
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they were in that like weird bar and she was quite inebriated and she I
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don't remember she was talking about Ray and the finances or something like that,
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and she was defending herself and saying like she doesn't I can't remember exactly,
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but you know what I'm talking about. That was really the only time we've
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seen her somewhat inebriated on the show. Never right, She's always in control,
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isn't she She's well, yeah, from what we've seen I mean,
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there's been a couple times where it's like, I think she's feeling a little
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loose, but when she I feel like sometimes what we see is her the
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next day needing a drink, Her temper is short and interesting, her logic
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is off, you know what I mean. Like that's the Karen that we
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see more of getting to the next stre like that time in between when she
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doesn't have patience for anything stinging me so hard. I'm so sad, I
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am so disappointed. I mean, Karen is like one of my top five
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housewives. Yeah, no, she definitely. You know, she's the grand
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dumb for a reason, Like she, to me, will never lose that
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title. But now it's a little bit in question for me. I have
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to say I want her the thing that makes me nervous about Karen, which
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didn't make me I mean, Shannon was a different thing altogether. But the
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accountability level in Karen and the humility doesn't totally exist there, which is one
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reason I love her in that way, because it's like she's immune from all
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wrongdoings according to Karen. Yeah, so I just hope that that changes so
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that she can really deal with this. Would you like to hear her statement.
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Yes, oh she has had a statement since this. Yes, my
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mother. We were talking about my mother. Okay, good, what is
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it? Oh well, I don't know, maybe you've seen this, but
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it does say her mother in here. But okay, well I'll just read
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it. Thank you all for your prayers and well wishes during this frightening experience.
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All right, like already I'm going you weren't a victim in this,
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you know this is this must have been this morning? Yeah, okay,
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oh wow, all right, okay, so thank you for your prayers and
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well wishes. Hope you're okay from your deu. I'm still in shock from
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last night's incident, but grateful to be alive with the passing of my beloved
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mother. Grief comes and goes in waves, and with Mother's Day a pro
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coaching guys, that's in May. It's in May. Okay, we're not
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even in April yet. I don't mean to downplay anyone's grief because look,
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cvs, I'm sure all the places are popping up with Mother's Day. Yes,
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okay, so all right, so well, I guess I'll backpedal on
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that. But anyway, I mean, are they they were still working on
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Easter. Okay, yeah, no, you're right. With Mother's Day approaching,
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it has felt more like a tsunami. Last night, I met a
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girlfriend for dinner. We talked and brought up some very emotional sensitive topics.
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I was crying on my way home and saw a car heading right for me.
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I swerved to avoid the head on collision, hit the divider and then
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a tree. I am hurt, bruised up a bit, but so grateful.
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I'm alive. I did receive sights. I did receive citations, one
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of which was unrelated to the incident but was understandable. But what was most
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surprising is that the car that almost hit me just drove away. Okay,
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So we have so many pivots here into not accepting responsibility for driving under the
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influence. H It's like she's pinning it on the other person that she saw
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a car heading right for her. Was it really that or was it that
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you were heading right for that car? Yes? And also that that person
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drove away. Okay, so she's eluding, Oh, well they were drunk
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too, you know what I'm saying? Like or they there was basically not
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a hit and run, but similar like I was left in the I was
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the victim here. I was left drunk and injured. And meanwhile, did
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you see the remnants of that maserati? I didn't. I heard I read
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the description, but that is crazy because it was it had to be put
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on like a flatbed tow truck, like it couldn't be moved. It was
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a wreck. I can't believe she only has a few bruises, no accountability
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for drinking and driving in this. And I understand they'll probably be legal stuff
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going on here, and much like you can't really say that, you're not
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gonna want to admit anything, but this is absolutely insane and it's so sad.
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I'm so sad, and I'm like, we could have lost her and
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other people. This could have been so much worse. You said it to
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begin with, like thank god no one was hurt. Again again, yeah,
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these housewives and they're du Why's I mean? I would have been said
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to lose Karen, but I would have been more said if she killed somebody,
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and absolutely, because that's just like I don't getting through that as a
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family. I just don't understand that. It seems impossible absolutely, I mean
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in terms of the victims, not Karen's family, right, Yeah, but
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yeah, well everyone's lives are ruined forever goodbye. Yeah. Yeah, it's
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really hard to be those victims. And then watch old episodes of Karen never
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taking accountability, be like, this person is anyway not good. I'm gonna
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put that in the category of not good. Good. Yeah, that's good.
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That's a good place to put it. In other news, Anne Marie
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was in fact fired from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and she put
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out a statement, did you read this, Let's say contract not renewed.
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She wasn't fired. Sure, she's not getting a new contract. Sure,
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fired again is like cut mid season for something horrible. Not renewed is different?
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Okay, sure, absolutely, I think you're right. Yeah, all
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right, She says, I got word today that I will not be returning
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the Real Houses of Beverly Hills. To say that, I'm disappointed. As
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an understatement, I never auditioned for this show. The show found me and
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asked me to be on it out of the blue, six weeks after the
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cast had already started filming. That's interesting. I was thrown into filming two
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weeks later mid season. I was very excited about the opportunity and I thought
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following, I thought, following exactly what I was instructed to do throughout filming
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last season was the way the in quote unquote game was played. Listening to
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what was instructed to do was my rookie mistake. What I am disappointed about
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is that the fans never got to see the real me or even a glimpse
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of my unique life story and uh, the controversy going on with my husband.
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Kidding, it doesn't say that they really must have been desperate for someone
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to join the cast, because for them to not vet that a little bit
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more and know what's going on with her husband and the allegations, it's pretty
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short sighted. Well, had the allegations had I don't think the allegations had
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come out yet, had they? Or you think there were I think there
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were rumblings for a really long like you didn't have to look too deep.
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Yeah, I mean, it happened, and these allegations are from the nineties,
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so and it was it's my I mean because basically just about as soon
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as well, Yeah, the charges, the allegations were out there, I
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think, and then those charges came after she was on Yeah pretty sure,
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after she was cast, yes, yeah, right, because we were all
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kind of excited about this new wife and then yeah, you know, I
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you know, no one's surprised, and yeah, no one surprised. Like
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it's kind of weird to know that, like there was someone on there who
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had whose husband had such a controversial, horrible scandal happening, and it was
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never addressed even in the reunion and anything like that, and nothing is mentioning
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it here. She's never mentioned it. Blah blah blah, which is why
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it's going to be a clean break and move on. That's that. Yeah,
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you know, I feel like, you know what, though, maybe
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Bethany's gonna come for her because she's gonna think that she got a raw deal
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and Bethany will be like, come aboard the legal train. But I feel
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like, uh, well, yeah, I don't know. It's tough.
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She sounds like she had a lot of power in that negotiation. Initially,
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I wonder if she could have been like, look, if you're gonna bring
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me on this late, I need some kind of guarantee for next the next
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season. I went like some something, because it sounds like to bring her
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on that late and to be like, whatever it takes, we need you
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on here. I would be like, okay, well, oh they would
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never negotiate next season. Never nev y yeah, Neva yeah wow. I
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wonder if they would though, if there was someone that they really really wanted.
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I think, uh ooh, what am I thinking? What am I
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thinking? When you say that it's jogging a memory and I want to say,
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like maybe Denise or something. Say there's somebody that had like some serious
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clouts outside of the show. It might have been Denise that I thought she
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got you know, she was able to really yeah, ask and get what.
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Yeah, like she maybe negotiated for two seasons and for a bigger amount,
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and then she never ended up coming back the second season. So yeah,
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right, yeah, anyway, well yeah, we'll let the darlings figure
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that out in the comments. Yeah. Other news is that today is the
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eighteenth year anniversary of Orange County premiere. Oh yeah, it can vote,
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Orange can vote, yes, jesus, I know, I know. And
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Andy's posting like old throwback pictures and Vicky is and everybody is, and it's
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just it's all so nostalgic and to see Joe and Vicky's old face, it's
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so wild where we are today. I mean, it really is a reflection
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eighteen years you guys, like, I feel like these shows are here to
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stay. It still feels so new to me, Like I can't imagine,
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and like there are people out there that are full on adults that this has
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been their whole life, that these shows have existed. Yeah, like someone
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saying, I remember when I was pregnant with my daughter while I was watching
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the first episode. You know, meanwhile, my daughter's at college right now,
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right. Lifetimes have happened. So many faces of VICKI have happened,
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the faces of Viki, the three faces of Vicky, probably more, but
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the valley called duh? Oh boy, oh boy? Yeah? I feel
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like this is a this is a treat because it's been a minute since there's
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been a new show that I have immediately been on board with. How is
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this possible? We were all so poised to hate it, Like, it's
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wild to me how they got us on board. Maybe we weren't poised to
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hate it. Maybe we got you know what it was, Emily. We
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were tainted by the Jackson Brittany overload of press about their separation, and we
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felt like we were being taken advantage of and they were just doing that to
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get eyes on the valley and we will not be forced And that's where people
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started to like get turned off. But well, my my reluctance was when
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the show was announced and I was like, oh my god, like,
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how hard are they going to milk this scandival thing? The show would have
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never existed without Scanda all because that made Jack's relevant again in terms of like
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he started getting all this work because he and Brittany were speaking so much about
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it and getting so much press, and so I just felt a little taken,
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like this was the last gasp of the Sandoval successes. Yeah, like
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the death rattle of scandal. Yes, yes, yeah, And so I
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I like, I think that's where I was like whatever, But do you
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remember when before, like there was all the cancels, Before people were canceled
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like Stassy and Jack's and Kristen, there was a show that they were going
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to do, I believe called vander Pump Valley. So that was already that
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that was during COVID. Yes, so that was cooking and that was going
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to happen. So what ended up happening was it had to be like repackaged
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and put on the back burner. Who knew when that was ever going to
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come out and everyone thought that would never happen. But then cut too.
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I mean, it's four years later and here we are and we have a
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whole cast people that I can't get their names straight to save my life.
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Well you will by next episode, good luck to me. But and I
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know that everyone's gonna be like forgiving about it because they're in the same boat.
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Yeah. People were dming me being like, is there a cheat sheet?
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Like how can we get how can we get through this together? When
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most of these men and women look exactly like each other and their names start
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with to Jay, you know, like it's just too much. But that
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being said, Emily and I mentioned this, I did it for love is
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blind by the way, we got all those j's because they were all Jays,
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so we can do it for the valley. You know what I mentioned
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on the Patrion episode yesterday when we were recapping vander Pump Rules, And I'd
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love to get this conversation going love to hear your thoughts about this. But
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if you didn't see the news, Emily, Sheena and Brock are moving to
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the valley. They were moving, the movers were there. She did like
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see the house a great I did see this. Okay, I didn't see
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the house. Well, I saw that they she bought it. She bought
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that house a couple of weeks ago. I did see that. Isn't that
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the house she bought? Oh that's right, we did see it. Why
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did I forget about that? Oh my god? Okay, So no,
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I just saw the moving truck. She was like thanks at Valley Movers,
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Like you know what it means they were packing up. It was an ad
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for the moving company, is what I'm saying, which I love because all
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of the most a lot of BRA celebrities do get a good, you know,
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bag of cash when they hashtag a moving company. I've seen it happen
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everywhere, and I think that's really smart to do. But Sina moving to
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the Valley, that's huge. Which here's my question. Is vanderbumb Rules going
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to go away and be basically repackaged as the Valley and we will have ultimately
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almost everyone from vander Palm Rules on that, but it will make more sense
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because now we're not working in these bars. Now we have houses in the
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valley. Everyone's starting to have kids. Is vander Pump Rules going away?
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Is it? Yes? Okay? Wow? Wow? Oh but duh?
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No hesitation over here? Okay? Well but okay, prior to Scanda all
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we all thought it was gonna go away anyway, and Lisa was going to
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move it to Vegas or one of her other cities. Yeah, I could
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see that happening. Banner Pump Rules Vegas, Banner Pump Rules Tahoe like that.
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I can see happening if she has lightning in a bottle with a different
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like staff. But I, you know, I don't know. I think
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that Vanner Pump Rules as we know it is going to definitely for whatever reason,
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as an audience, we cannot handle a new cast member on that show.
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We rejected so hard and so it has not allowed the show to grow.
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Yeah, well, I don't know if it's us rejecting or the cast
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rejecting, so we just go with that energy. I don't know, but
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like the fact we the only thing we will accept is a James Kennedy girlfriend.
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Otherwise you're dust. Yes, that's all. And everybody loves Alley's he
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it's a weird thing where if James Kennedy is immediately connected to that person,
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then we will all get on board. I think that's kind of why Lalla
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was acceptable. So I think like because they're not they were together. But
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yeah, so many people are already on the valley that I can't even imagine
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the cast from Banner Pump Rules in so many ways going over there, and
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like, you know, it's just going to be way too many people.
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But I could see them, you know, figuring out with this new cast
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of the Valley, who's gonna you know, who has long term stay ability?
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And then you start to weave in these friends like oh, she know
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will easily be on the Valley next season, like Sheena and Brock and Summer
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Marvon Hunting, They'll all be there. Okay, Laala lives in Westwood.
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She's not technically in the Valley. However, I could see her being like
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friend of Arianna and Tom friends of and I could potentially even see just to
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spice things up here and there you get a sand of all pop in with
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Jack's every once in a while. But the days of Sandoval I think will
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be done when we wrap up vander pump Rolls, because I don't think anyone
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will ever be able to stomach him again, period dot. But if he
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lives in the Valley, right, what am I wrong? Katie Mloney?
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How dare you? How did you truven? She has been had this show
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from day one hurdles. She literally told Sheena to give her hours with Stassy
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in the opening shot. I'm sorry, Wow, I am really humiliated on
30:26
my own podcast. Thank you for pointing that out, Emily. But anyway,
30:33
she won't be on the valley. She won't be honest. Mm hmm,
30:41
I cannot right now, I can't. Why can I never have one
30:48
moment where it can be about me? I died when fucking Sheena pulls up
30:55
to this themed out County Fair to the Max party, and she was like,
31:03
no one ever told me there was a thing. She was gonna lose
31:07
her. I thought she was gonna explode, even though she didn't really show.
31:11
She was like, oh, she was suppressing that anger. And I
31:14
was like, please lose it on the fact that you weren't told about this
31:18
theme. Please have a meltdown. I want it so bad, but I
31:21
love like they didn't tell people about this amazing theme. Oh they told some
31:26
people, the people their friends, Like real close, you could tell who
31:29
Brittany's hilly friends wish and who she's not, except for like obviously the guest
31:33
of honor. She wanted to be a surprise right right right, people were
31:37
dressed right. The saddest that she didn't get to dress like Daisy Duke,
31:42
Oh my god, pigtails. You know, Like she wanted to go there.
31:48
She wanted to so bad. She was like, summer rooms, not
31:51
even here, And I could have done. She could have brought it,
31:56
you know, Brock underneath was probably like, yeah, I could have done
31:59
something. Teeth. God would have come shirtless with tattoos. Oh my god,
32:06
that blow deck mullet they pull out for the hillbilly party. Whatever the
32:10
fun. And meanwhile, you know, I mean Brittany, we were told
32:17
they have a whole storage unit full of like Halloween decorations. And I always
32:22
shrow Brittany around the holidays because it's my favorite thing. She loves the holidays.
32:25
She loves to decorate. She's like, you know, she's always gonna
32:30
be that person that's gonna have live laugh, love nuggets, you know what
32:32
I mean, Like on the wall, like you know, like here's where
32:36
you sit, sit in pright, don't forget to shit, have a nice
32:39
day. You know, there's gonna be like all kinds of signage on the
32:44
walls. And then you you transition into these holidays and she goes nuts.
32:49
She's like, gift wrap in my cupboards again, I got pillows up the
32:52
stayers. She loves it, freaking loves it. So she's so two on
33:00
top of it. It's not an annoying, overbearing going hard into a theme
33:05
it's the sweetest way you could do it. I mean, that's why she's
33:08
my favorite. Like, that's that you nailed it. And this party,
33:13
like when everyone showed up and Jack's was like, uh yeah, it's kind
33:17
of crazy out there. It's like I couldn't get my eyes really registered on
33:23
what actually was happening because they there are there, there be a dunk tank,
33:29
Like I couldn't believe the corn dog decorations, the actual corn dogs,
33:35
the real tattoos was amazing. That is a thing right now. It is
33:40
that people are doing yes what Yes. I have been to like three different
33:47
just house parties, and then I was at like a non house party party
33:52
and there are tattoo artists there giving you know, like simple one dimensional tattoos.
34:00
Okay, I like it a kay on like for Kyle. Yeah,
34:05
yeah, my friend is just at a wedding. Yes, exactly, exactly.
34:07
My friend is just at a wedding, and that was the party favor
34:09
to get a tattoo. Are you serious? Yes, it is a thing.
34:15
Oh wow. I mean I think it's kind of a cool idea.
34:20
I mean it's I will never. I will never. I will never,
34:23
let's make that clear. But I was like who's going to get a tattoo
34:29
at this party? And to see a line and to see a fight breakout
34:34
as to who is going to be next to get a tattoo? Yes,
34:38
I was like wow, and then you realize, like everybody here has tattoos,
34:43
so what's one more? You know what I mean? Yeah, And
34:47
I guess that's the thing that I've always thought with tattoos is like I'm not
34:52
a tattoo person, so I but when I have entertained the idea, I
34:55
get so wrapped up in the well, this is going to be forever.
35:00
I need this to really represent me. Oh yes, instead of like I
35:05
really want to remember this afternoon get together, I don't right want that.
35:10
That's yeah exactly. I mean, but to your point, I mean,
35:15
everybody has tattoos now, so it's not like a big deal, and like
35:19
what is one more? So what is one more when you've got a lot
35:22
of tattoos? And also like I always think about, well, what tattoo
35:28
am I gonna get? It has to be something that's really really meaningful,
35:31
like why or else why would I even have it on my body? So
35:36
I'm getting an owl and a cheetah, I'm gonna get I should probably get
35:44
an owl in a cheetah. I'll just get animals, you know, Yeah,
35:46
you'll be a zoo zoo. I would both times. I will.
35:52
Two times. Two different tattoo people were yelling at everybody at the party to
35:58
be quiet because it was like messing up the their tattoo vibes. And I
36:01
was like, it's a party that the people who the art, the tattoo
36:07
artist, tattoo artists. Yeah wow. And then I'm like, well,
36:10
then I definitely don't want a tattoo at a party. If the they're stressed
36:15
out, yes, and they're having to like tell us how to act at
36:20
the party, kids, calm down. Yeah. But the novelty of it,
36:27
I get is very unique. Jack's setting up for this party, which
36:31
there was some I mean, obviously they have party planners that's setting all this
36:36
stuff up. But Jack's Brittany was like, Jake, can you finish blaming
36:40
up that coor dog? You're not ain't doing nothing now. You haven't done
36:44
nothing for nobody, nothing, And He's just like, I shouldn't have to
36:46
do anything. I'm like, oh God, here we go. Uh,
36:50
you know, shades of the upcoming separation which is all about Jack's just not
36:57
decorating their house as much as Britney wants to. And I think that's their
37:00
biggest problem. And look, I think they can work it out in marriage
37:06
council. Emily, Emily, Emily. That's all it is. Funnel cakes,
37:12
dunk take corn dogs. Just it was a lights out theme party.
37:16
I was very thrilled to see it. I thought it was top shelf for
37:22
a first episode of a new show to really deliver that kind of a pool
37:27
party. So I'm all here for it. Yeah, I couldn't get over
37:31
I mean, jack Yes to your point about the party. Great job,
37:36
Brittany. I think Jackson is still under the impression that Brittany isn't the best
37:42
thing about him, and he will never be able to embrace anything about Brittany.
37:46
He spent the whole episode noting anybody that was in the room, just
37:51
notes, just man explaining every body that came by him, men and women.
37:57
The only thing I liked about jackson is whole episode was that he was
38:01
worried about protecting his kid from the sun. I thought that was a very
38:06
reducing part. That's right, Yeah, all right, Jakes, We're gonna
38:10
walk down the straight over to Jess and Jane. It's and Jake, where
38:15
are we going? Like there was no joy to Jack's at all. He
38:21
was just pissy and like Brittany is so good that he I think he knows
38:28
how good she is, so he has to spend all his time nitpicking so
38:34
we can like, what are we gonna believe your shit? Jackson thinks she's
38:37
an idiot? No, you I feel it's very sand of all what jack
38:43
is doing where it's like, you know, oh, like you know that
38:46
old flashback to him talking to Dodie like we never had sex, and same
38:51
thing with Arianna and like the bullshit lists he created on Arianna and Dody.
38:55
And I feel like Jack's is doing the same thing with Brittany and I I
39:00
it makes me so mad. Yeah, well she's and she's a Jack's apologist,
39:04
you know she's like, yes, I am so sorry they he pulled
39:07
dead your payots. Oh I really did not want these to hyping Christy.
39:13
I'm so sorry the Jake's is really shaving you as a potential bother. Jake
39:17
he did waked up by it, ratdeo, you know, just having to
39:21
apologize for him left and right. It is really, you know, tough
39:25
to watch. And also what era are we in? Like what decade are
39:31
we in that Jax is saying to Kristen or to whomever, are you having
39:37
a kid out of wedlock? Wedlock? I know, I was like,
39:43
is this like the sixteen hundredths? I honestly, Emily was like, whoa.
39:49
I didn't even know people even use that word anymore, you know,
39:53
because I remember hearing it probably like in the seventh when I was like two
40:01
and my parents were like, you know, it was like, oh,
40:04
yeah, you know, did you see so and so at church she had
40:07
a baby out of wedlock? You know what I'm saying? Like that was
40:08
where we were once a term is done, it's ancient and wedlock. I
40:15
was just like, like, are you what are you afraid she won't be
40:17
able to hire a wet nurse to come to the castle? Like, what
40:24
are you talking about? Was in his commitment. He kept saying it over
40:29
and over again, just like when are you going to stop saying wedlock?
40:32
Stop saying wedlock? It's you. You've had two hours of being something that
40:39
the audience can get their head around, is maybe an upstanding citizen, and
40:43
you're gonna come at Dodie out of nowhere, like I hated it. Yeah,
40:47
it was really rough. I'm just thinking, again, Wedlock, I
40:53
can't get it. I almost I'm like, he's just gonna keep saying it
40:58
until like we I don't know are we is? This is where I get
41:02
confused with Jack's like, and it may be two things are true in this
41:07
situation, which is that he really leans into being a horrible person for the
41:13
sake of being a villain because he knows he is, and he knows that
41:15
that's going to get ratings and he knows he can play that. And also,
41:20
is he really does he know what he's doing? Like is he doing
41:25
this on purpose? And times like that, I'm going I can't figure it
41:29
out. Yeah, I think he can't help himself, like I said,
41:34
like he's finally in a place where he has a little status in terms of
41:38
the good guy category, and so he just can't He just has to like
41:44
he thinks every opinion he has is like a ted talk like gather around kids
41:50
and learn from Uncle Jack's. It's like, no, dude, you're we
41:54
know you're still a wreck underneath. I'm not taking one bit of advice from
41:58
you, but you won't stop giving it. Yeah, it is driving me
42:04
nuts, but it is fun to watch. I am here for it because,
42:08
for whatever reason, I am just relieved to be in a different situation
42:15
with some of the people of yes yester year. Yeah, and you know,
42:19
we have Kristen, we have Jack's, we have Brittany, and then
42:22
we have this just slew of people who are about as vapid as La gets,
42:30
you know what I mean, and for them to be raising families.
42:32
I say, I don't think they're vapid. Well, you think they're vapid,
42:37
Yeah, I do, see, I don't think. I don't feel
42:39
like, yeah, like some of the housewives that we get to know seem
42:45
vapid, but I don't get that vibe from these guys yet. I will
42:51
say, there's I mean, this person who isn't vapid. He is a
42:53
Jason, Jason the lawyer. He's not. Yeah, Jason, who's married
42:59
to Janet and she's six month months pregnant. I don't think they're vapid,
43:05
but I think the potential for vapidness that we haven't quite seen yet is absolutely
43:10
there. But I mean, I listen, I could be wrong, but
43:14
Jason and Janet, Janet, who is the one who was like taping watermelons
43:17
and cantilopes to him to see, like like that's such a good idea,
43:22
Like all men should do that so they know what it feels like. I
43:23
love that. And her talking about how she's like, oh, yeah,
43:28
Jason's afraid of me because I do well in prison, and that she had
43:30
the primary bedroom when she was growing up. I was like this bitch,
43:34
like all right, okay, crazy, but she got the absolutely nuts,
43:39
absolutely nuts. I mean, Neva Eva would I here you go, Maddie,
43:46
Maddie said, the other day, She's like, my room is kind
43:49
of small, Like that's what it is. That's what it is. You
43:52
know, I said, your room, your entire room. You're welcome.
43:57
Yeah, get a full room, a full room exactly. I'm like,
44:00
that's it. That is it, my friend. This is what you got.
44:06
Maddie. Start looking online for organizing small spaces. Really learned to love
44:12
it. Here, learn to love it. We'll get to that magazine that's
44:15
like, what is it? Is it? That one magazine that's really cute.
44:20
I don't think it's called small Spaces, but it's something along those lines.
44:22
Domino, remember that magazine Domino. It was like, don't it was
44:28
a decorating magazine. I remember from like the nineties. It was really cute.
44:32
And he's like, remember almost like designing in small spaces. Anyway,
44:37
Jesse and Michelle don't live in the valley. They live close to Chateau Marmont.
44:43
And that's that's a guy right there that yausers. And this is the
44:47
couple that has now in real time split and you can pretty much see why.
44:54
Yeah, Like I really like so that's a great Like Jesse makes me
44:59
really nervou this by the way, Yeah, did Kristin flick his nipple first
45:05
and then he flicked hers? Or did she just shove his shoulder and then
45:08
he did No, she did like a titty twister on him. Okay,
45:12
so then why was she so offended that? I mean, I get why
45:15
she would be offended in a lot of ways, but I just thought,
45:19
but Kristin, you did that first? Like I was just like confused why
45:25
she didn't think that When she did it to him, I was like whoa.
45:30
And then when he did it back, I was like, well,
45:32
I mean she just did it to him. I mean, you know,
45:37
I did find I found her confessional to be uh, this is interesting because,
45:45
like, I wonder what people are thinking about this. Obviously there's a
45:49
difference between female nipples and male nipples. Correct, So that being said,
45:54
he should not have touched her female nipples. Okay, she should not have
45:59
done it to him, But I know what he's dealing with. I completely
46:01
agree with that as well. So that being said, I'm like, look,
46:07
it's not you know, ten years ago, you know it's not any
46:12
We're a little bit more aware now for people's bodies and consent and things like
46:16
that. Yeah, and I don't know how they know each other, Obviously
46:20
they feel comfortable enough. I think I would have felt better if Kristen and
46:23
her confessional wasn't like I can't believe he you know, he shouldn't be doing
46:27
that. If she would have been like, he's like my brother, like
46:30
we give titty twisters, like whatever, you know what I mean, I
46:32
would have felt much better if it was under the umbrella of like I did
46:37
that to him, he did that to me. All's fair in love and
46:40
war kind of thing. But it did make it extremely awkward and I was
46:45
uncomfortable. Yeah, I would have even been okay with her being like when
46:51
he did it to me, I realized I shouldn't have done it to him,
46:54
and I think I felt ten times more uncomfortable than he did. But
46:59
that's where we're at something, right, Yes, exactly, you hit it
47:02
on the head. I completely agree with you. Yeah, So that they
47:07
live close to Chateau Marmont and they're like this place has what did they say,
47:13
like so it's like freaking of like potential or I don't know. It
47:17
just was such a weird way to describe their life, you know, it's
47:21
like, so what so you live there? Right? Yes? Yeah,
47:25
and I get it. I mean that is a hot spot and they have
47:29
a toddler. I would neva eva want to live up in those Hollywood hills
47:35
there. I just would never. No, they are so hard to navigate,
47:40
and they're like the width of a mule trail some of these roads,
47:45
and so you think there's no way it can be one way, and then
47:49
all of a sudden, you're like behind two moving trucks and you're like going
47:53
opposite direction and drive into this house or wait forty five minutes for them to
48:00
figure this out? Right, Right, if you have any kind of like
48:06
if you ever go visit someone over there, Like you really think your car
48:10
is not going to it's going to be totally swiped by the time you get
48:14
back to because there's nowhere to park, nowhere to park. Yeah, yeah,
48:17
it's nuts. He you know, him saying like, I've never had
48:22
my wife as my screensaver. I see her every day. I'm like,
48:24
oh, that's rough. That's rough. Well, I didn't think it was
48:30
that rough because I've thought like, oh, we're getting to know these guys
48:32
are kind of like fun cash. It wasn't until later in the episode that
48:37
I was like, yeah he is vapid. Yeah he is. And to
48:44
think that he's like, yeah, she's transitioning and evolving into like motherhood and
48:51
family and I'm just not I'm like, okay, So that was his one
48:55
redeeming thing that he could identify that that he was able to like yeah,
49:00
yeah, I'm not saying I'm writing him off for good, but he did
49:04
not impress me in this episode at all in terms of like, also the
49:08
ship. He was saying the Laala like, this is my side piece,
49:12
this is my mistress. Hahaha, this is my side piece. Weird and
49:15
weird. Yeah, Lala was really uncomfortable, but she was like trying to
49:19
like, yeah, make it nice, and I just felt bad for Lalla
49:22
in that moment. But and then you know, if, like whatever happens
49:29
when this guy really turns it up drinking must be not fun to be around,
49:32
because everybody was commenting like oh shit, like joking but kind of like
49:38
oh shit, here it comes. Yeah. I do really like Danny and
49:44
Nia. I will say, I don't think they're vapid. Danny and Nia.
49:47
They are the ones with newborn twins and a toddler. Wow, is
49:54
he the one drinking? Was he the one? Yeah, he was the
49:58
one with the drinking, but I okay, that's him. Sorry. Yeah,
50:00
they were like they were calling him like the dark Danny. Yeah that's
50:05
right. I do worry about that a little bit, but yes, yeah,
50:07
okay, Well look the reason why I did in saying thing is because
50:12
I'm sure that your point still stands. The other guy, so Danny and
50:20
Nia, I loved seeing that he's been an actor, working actor for eighteen
50:23
years. He was on I Carly and seeing I just loved seeing him do
50:29
that adr work, that voiceover work for The Walking Dead because if anybody,
50:32
if anybody knows me. You know that I've been doing voiceovers from the year
50:38
like eighteen seventy two, and I've done all kinds of voiceovers from some animation,
50:45
tons of commercial work, mostly commercial work, but also a lot of
50:50
ADR, which basically means you're, you know, putting in the background noises
50:54
just like he did, or you're replacing in your temporary fix on a Selectberti's
51:00
voice, or you actually replace a celebrities voice with a couple of words for
51:05
an edited version that you might see on an airplane or something back in the
51:07
day where they take out the swear words or whatever. So I love seeing
51:12
this, like I've done uh ADR on American Dad and some other you know,
51:21
big animation shows where you're doing a lot. It's fun to do because
51:24
you get to do like a plethora of different characters. And so to see
51:30
him on The Walking Dead that was hilarious and really really funny, and I
51:32
was like, see and that you just don't realize the jobs that are out
51:36
there for actors, because you can make a great living off of just doing
51:39
a d R like that, and your you can make your the certain amount
51:45
of money that the cutoff to get your health and pension, insurance and pension,
51:52
you know, for sag Aftra and it's great so love seeing the working
51:57
actor thing. Nia being Miss Usa was incredible. Wow, Yes, I
52:01
know, right, wow, I mean that's yeah, so totally love.
52:07
I really like them, love love love. And then and then of course
52:14
Jax pulls his pants down at the party because Brock said too, and I'm
52:17
like, how old are you too? Motherfuckers? I know, I know
52:23
that was not cool. I mean I don't under yeah, I just don't
52:30
get it sometimes, but I mean I get that, like, and that's
52:32
coming from someone who loves a prank. I mean, you guys do love
52:36
famously, loves a prank famously, but I feel like you got to like
52:42
factor in the humiliation part of it before you do it. And what's on
52:47
camera. Yeah, like that could have been really bad. I mean that's
52:52
why I think that Nia got so upset. Not only is she just like
52:58
of when you after you have a baby, you're incredibly anything can set you
53:01
off and make you cry. So that to me was like, I totally
53:07
related to that. I think any mother who's had kids who's breastfeeding, like
53:10
can relate to that really emotional stage that you're going through, and then for
53:16
for Brittany to come and be like, oh my god, I'm so sorry
53:20
Jakes. He just did not know he did. Don't have Eddie underpants on
53:23
under the yet. I'm so sorry. And everybody knew it was a bathing
53:32
suit, you dumb shit, Like, of course we're not buying that.
53:36
I know. Yeah, you're at a pool party. I'm gonna clock it
53:39
as a bathing suit no matter what. I'll just assume it. Brock,
53:45
really, I mean, it just goes to show where his headspace is too,
53:46
you know, just two kids trying to be funny and failing. Wait,
53:52
remind me what Brock said. He's like pull his bands down. Oh
53:55
he instigated it. Yeah, I totally missed that. Okay mm hmm yeah,
54:02
but I mean it's on Jack's Brock of course. Yeah, he did
54:07
the dirty work. Okay. We got to talk about Kristen and having this
54:10
baby, oh Luke, and Jack's hating Luke for no reason apparently, just
54:16
that he's the one that Kristen's with, and like it's like Jax has to
54:22
break up with Luke for Kristen. I don't get it. He It is
54:27
weird that, you know, well, I thought it's very on point for
54:30
Kristen to be, you know, at a wedding, you know, just
54:34
had broken up with her other boyfriend, and she's like, next thing,
54:36
you know, we're like doing it behind a tent and the rest is history
54:38
and right trying to have a baby. I'm like, checks out. I
54:43
was loving that and Luke being like, yeah, ninety nine percent of my
54:46
life is in Colorado, and I'm like, well, actually, Kyle Richard's
54:51
life is the same actually, So I mean we really shouldn't have that big
54:53
of a problem with If Kyle can make it work, then Luke can do
54:57
I'm kidding. I feel like not that I think. I mean, I
55:01
don't know if they'll last or not, but he gives me similar vibes to
55:07
bow with Stacy in terms of like a really grounded person that can like but
55:13
I mean, we barely know the guy, so I don't want to lean
55:15
too hard into that. But then I was like, well, he's got
55:17
seventy acres of land in Colorado. They could Okay, let's say they get
55:22
pregnant yesterday and she's gonna have a baby, you know, nine months.
55:25
They could can have a kid and go back and forth to film this show.
55:31
Absolutely come back to La film the show, and then go back to
55:35
Colorado for at least the first five years. I would love that for Kristen
55:38
to be on all this land being like the next Ballerina farm. If you
55:45
don't know who that is, check out to talk. But you know,
55:49
just kind of moving into a different era of her life where she's just like
55:53
working the land, she's having babies, she's showing us how to make bread,
56:00
and then you know, I mean, I just think that would be
56:01
super fascinating. Obviously, I think underlying is Jack's concern with him being thirsty
56:07
for fame or what have you. But also really ironic that his name is
56:12
Luke. They show him splitting wood and this is very much like Winterhouse Luke.
56:16
You know, Winterhouse, Summerhouse Luke. If I know you haven't really
56:20
watched a lot of those shows, but yeah, it is the irony there.
56:23
But yeah, that Guy's Night or Guy's Golfing was like they're like,
56:30
oh, yeah, you know, Luke's in over his head guys night.
56:32
I'm like, okay, all right, you guys are just so intimidating.
56:37
You know, you're just too cool for school. Luke can't handle it.
56:40
Yeah, the most chill environment and you're just swinging into a curtain like calm
56:46
down in like a warehouse. Yeah, he's gonna be fine. He's gonna
56:53
be fine. Oh, wedlock. And then he brings up wedlock again,
56:58
and then he's like, well, you know, Britney's friends have kids out
57:00
of wedlock. You have to raise the kids single. You know, you
57:05
got to have a job, you gotta have health insurance, school bills,
57:07
food. I'm like, yes, dad, we all know this. And
57:10
I would be leaning in and loving this hadn't you guys be separated right now
57:15
and she's living at an airbnb, like, you know, because I wouldn't
57:20
have been loving it anyway. I wouldn't have been loving it anyway. But
57:22
what's the truth. Well, I you know, I think the valley is
57:30
leaning into what it's like to grow up from being a kid in Hollywood and
57:36
just running amok at these bars, cheating on your girlfriends and getting drunk.
57:40
So I think that the hard pivot into jacks not doing that, into bills,
57:47
you know, thinking about the future schools. That's what I'm here for.
57:51
Like, so it doesn't I don't mind that he's rattling those things off
57:54
because that's kind of the Jacks that I want to see. I want to
57:58
see him bitching about these things because I want to see an evolved Jax.
58:02
So I don't mind that. I like it like that, That's what I'm
58:06
here for. But it does changes the message when you see that they're having
58:12
major issues and knowing that she's not even you know, living with him in
58:15
their house. Right, So anyway, it's also like the challenge with it
58:23
is like Jack's isn't wrong. It is harder to do it by yourself,
58:29
but he's he's not right that it's impossible and that it's like going to make
58:34
everything horrible. And that's the part where I'm like, Jack's what are you
58:39
doing right now? Like what what's the end goal here? That Kristen doesn't
58:44
have a kid? Like well, I think he's kicking up the dust for
58:47
a great first episode. And look, I have to give credit where credit
58:52
is due, and if Jack's wasn't getting his you know, rolling up his
58:57
sleeves and getting his hands for this, then there wouldn't be too much.
59:01
He's the kingpin of this spin off, and so I really just can't be
59:07
mad at that now, I will say, Kristen just trying to have a
59:14
child with her ex boyfriend, right and then a week later they broke up.
59:19
I mean that is a fair thing to call her out on. And
59:22
to the point of, do what, Lalla, did you know, why
59:24
don't you get a sperm donor? Because it does complicate things when you have,
59:31
you know, a baby daddy if the relationship isn't going to last,
59:36
like, it's extremely complicated and will be hard on the child. And I
59:39
don't know why that isn't being taken into consideration. Well, especially when he
59:45
lives in Colorado. Yeah, I mean that's going to be huge. She
59:51
says, you know, out of the gates. She's forty and like she
59:55
can't mess around. And I completely feel that a lot of people feel that.
1:00:00
I think this is so relatable. I totally understand it. And for
1:00:05
this Luke guy to be on board with just having a kid right away is
1:00:08
wild. He's like, well, she's forty, and I'm like oh,
1:00:12
and like so yeah, you know. Yeah. By the way, what
1:00:16
did you think about the transition between vander Pump Rules in the Valley where Jack's
1:00:22
leaves that background and goes to the valley background, the record scratch of the
1:00:28
sir raiser, glasses high and then boom were in the valley. Did you
1:00:31
like it? I mean it was I think that they knew what they were
1:00:36
doing. They leaned hard. It felt almost like a parody. I was
1:00:39
like, uh, you can't. You can't get lightning in a bottle twice
1:00:45
transition. But yeah, it was. It was like they knew what they
1:00:49
were doing. Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't like seamless in the first
1:00:53
way. It was a different vibe, and it was good because they knew
1:00:57
the fans what we want. Yeah, and I didn't expect them to do
1:01:01
something like that. I really liked it. Somebody actually messaged me and said,
1:01:05
wouldn't that have been great if it was Sheena? And I was like,
1:01:07
oh my god, it would have been amazing because she's the one that
1:01:12
was part of the transition from Beverly Hills to vander Pump Rules, So it
1:01:15
would have been so incredible to have her be No, I know, she's
1:01:20
not, no, I know, I know. I'm just saying like,
1:01:22
in a perfect world, that would have been so cool to have her do
1:01:25
the transition again, you know, because she's so insignificant forever on vander Pump
1:01:34
Rules. So it would have been funny to have her do that for the
1:01:37
valley but really not be the main player for years. You know, she
1:01:43
was just like fighting for her life on vander Pump Roules. Yes, the
1:01:46
same thing. Yes, I did love that transition. I thought it was
1:01:51
really really good. Well, gosh, what else is there anything else?
1:01:55
We didn't talk about anything else? I no, I think you're right,
1:02:01
though, I think like it does need the Jacks Factory because I need to
1:02:07
be annoyed when I watch these shows. Yes that for me, yes,
1:02:10
absolutely, And again he's leaning hard into being like this evolved guy but still
1:02:16
in a way kind of a villain and who he is, you know,
1:02:20
so yeah, it all checks out. Do you know who would be so
1:02:23
awesome on Traders? Who is Brittany? Because she is such a hard like
1:02:31
I feel like if she was a trader, she win because I but I
1:02:37
also feel like Britney's the kind of person and be like, I'm a trader,
1:02:39
y'all, I feel so bad. Here here's your money. Jack's I
1:02:50
won, but I felt so bad I gave him the money or she'd be
1:02:55
like, I'm so sorry, y'all. Jake's he's the trader. I'm so
1:02:59
sorry, but you know what, that's why he's being such an icehole because
1:03:04
he is the triter. I'm so sorry about him. He's just tried to
1:03:07
play he used to be bay it because he's the triter. Y'all, Britney,
1:03:10
what are you doing? We're separated? Yeah, we didn't really mention
1:03:17
Jasmine and Zach, but Zach is like Kristen's bff that she like stole from
1:03:22
Britney because he's from Kentucky. And then Jasmine used to work with them at
1:03:25
Sir Right, So that's a fun connection. Yeah, that is cool.
1:03:30
And I think that they are gonna I mean in terms of seeing what's to
1:03:36
come. I think they're going to play a huge part in the goings on.
1:03:39
So I feel like this episode really although we did get a fair amount
1:03:44
of footage with them, but we're kind of in my mind. When I
1:03:47
watched it, and I only watched it this one time, I was really
1:03:51
focused on the couples. Oh yes, I view the what's happening with Jesse
1:03:55
and Michelle, So I was really focused on like, oh wait, which
1:03:59
couple is it? And then I'm like Okay, well, yeah, they're
1:04:01
all they all seem like they're on the edge. I was like, oh
1:04:04
wait, that's the couple. So when well I met like friends, I
1:04:10
wasn't as tuned in, but I really like them, So yeah, they're
1:04:13
going to be a good addition. And I like Kristin filming with them because
1:04:17
it's a different side of you know, we get to see we don't always
1:04:20
want to just see couples. So I do like, yes, we're going
1:04:24
to see a different, you know, side of of Kristin when she's talking
1:04:29
to these guys and uh yeah. So oh. I also love that Jack's
1:04:32
in the very beginning, he's like, oh, I've got thirty six cameos
1:04:35
to do. Yeah, it was cool for you, No, it's great.
1:04:41
And you know when he was explaining how you know, they had after
1:04:45
vander Pump Rules, like they bought a house and she's pregnant and then the
1:04:47
show like like he lost his job and he was like I had to put
1:04:51
my big boy pants on. So I was thinking and remembering, like,
1:04:55
it is amazing they were able to keep their house during all that because like
1:04:59
she was doing Jenny Craig, he was obviously doing like maybe cameos and whatever
1:05:03
to like make ends meet. But Kristin, on the other hand, had
1:05:08
to sell her house because that was again, this is such a horrible thing
1:05:14
when you see these reality stars like that have put in the work for us
1:05:17
and our entertainment that they couldn't even hang onto their house, you know,
1:05:23
And that was really sad to see. And I felt bad for Kristin about
1:05:26
that because that sucked, Like she had to her boyfriend encourage her to sell
1:05:30
the house because she probably didn't know when the next job was coming and that
1:05:32
she couldn't even you know, keep it awful. Yeah, and it just
1:05:38
like again residuals. Residuals, because that she was on that show for eight
1:05:43
years, right oh yeah, so you know, and like I forget how
1:05:47
long she was a cast member. That's where I get murky on it.
1:05:50
But you know, if it was from the beginning, Yeah, I'm not
1:05:56
even saying she has to be I'm not saying in reality television. I get
1:06:00
that it might you don't have to pay what that you would pay on a
1:06:03
network TV show scripted, but but but it's something better. Yeah, it
1:06:09
has to because to see, like she got all settled in this beautiful home
1:06:14
and she was single and then she started dating this guy and then they ended
1:06:16
up breaking up, but you know after she sold her house and had to
1:06:19
move in with him. Uh, terrible, Like it just it is a
1:06:24
bummer. It's a real bummer. And the difference too with reality versus scripted.
1:06:29
With these people, it's like they always say, the reason you get
1:06:33
paid so much in acting is because that might be your last job of your
1:06:38
life. You don't know, right, And with reality your job is auditioning,
1:06:42
so you're spending all this time, so like you're getting paid for everything.
1:06:45
Yeah, And with reality TV, it's like even like I think about
1:06:50
Katie Maloney, who was an actor, it's like she really, I mean,
1:06:54
I'll be really, she might get one novelty gig here and there as
1:06:58
an actor in like Cago med because they want Katie Maloney, but like the
1:07:03
idea that she could be a working actor that's kind of done now And oh
1:07:08
yeah, so I hope I'm wrong, but like, no, you're totally
1:07:13
right. That is done. It was done a long time ago, right,
1:07:15
So like she can only be Katie Maloney and she does bring an audience
1:07:21
despite you know, all these people bring an audience. Pay them for that,
1:07:26
pay them as these reality people actors. Yeah it's nuts, Yeah,
1:07:31
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1:07:38
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