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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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Speaker 1: Hey, what's the bye for herscope today?
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you know the thing that your zodiac
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Speaker 2: sign refuses to admit. Also, if it's your birthday today,
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Speaker 2: you are a Gemini. You share a birthday with Adriana
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Speaker 2: Lima and Frank Don Tolliver, Dave Franco and jess u As.
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Speaker 3: Dan all Right calls at eight seven seven nine three
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Speaker 3: seven one four seven. So it is your birthday today,
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Speaker 3: what's your scope?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, if it's your birthday today, you're a Gemini. So Gemini's.
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Speaker 2: The thing that you guys refuse to admit is that
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Speaker 2: you double book your social schedule and then you ghost
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Speaker 2: people because you're deeply terrified of missing out on a
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Speaker 2: better option. So you love to play oblivious and you
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Speaker 2: secretly just have a zero attention span for commitment.
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Speaker 1: All right, let's say hello to Mary Kay. Good morning,
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Speaker 1: Mary Kay, Hi A good morning. Hi. What's your sign?
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Speaker 2: I'm an Arie?
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Speaker 1: Okay, So my ari is.
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Speaker 2: The thing that you guys refuse to admit is that
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Speaker 2: you aggressively create your own stress by treating every single
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Speaker 2: day like it's this high stakes competitive race. I promise
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Speaker 2: nobody's trying to outwork you or outspeed you at nine
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Speaker 2: am aries. You guys just completely look at your own
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Speaker 2: redlining over your basic to do list. That sounds pretty accurate.
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Speaker 1: We are our own worst enemies. Ice sure. Oh Mary Kay,
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Speaker 1: have a great day, Mary Kay. Thanks guys, you too well.
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Speaker 1: Hello Jen, good morning, Good morning. What's your sign? Jen?
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Speaker 1: I'm a cancer?
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Speaker 2: Okay, so for my cancers. The things that you guys
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Speaker 2: refuse to admit is that you actually enjoy swimming in
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Speaker 2: your own emotional misery. Sometimes you hold on to grudges
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Speaker 2: like their premium collectibles, your hypersensive water side will rewrite
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Speaker 2: a tiny accidental text shown shift into this massive, full
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Speaker 2: scale betrayal just so you can feel something.
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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I feel like you just rich.
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Speaker 2: I am very emotional.
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Speaker 1: I don't grudges that.
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Speaker 3: I love crying and you having a rich But yes,
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Speaker 3: I'm having a rich moment right now.
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Speaker 1: I do love crying.
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Speaker 3: But I mean when you watch Hail Mary and that
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Speaker 3: Rock tries to sacrifice themselves to save Rock, that rock
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Speaker 3: made you cry.
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Speaker 1: I cried over Rock.
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Speaker 3: Thank you for scoping me.
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Speaker 2: You're welcome, Vibe.
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Speaker 1: Thanks, Thanks Jim. How about libros.
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Speaker 2: Lero's Kyle, you refuse to admit that your chronic indecisiveness
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Speaker 2: is actually a deep fear of everyone in the room
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Speaker 2: not liking you. Ouch, you will spend forty five minutes
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Speaker 2: violently agreeing with two opposite sides of a fight just
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Speaker 2: to maintain the peace in the middle.
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Speaker 1: Incorrect. I we agree because we can see both sides.
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Speaker 1: We could see both sides. Also, who wants everyone in
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Speaker 1: the room to not like them? That was funny about
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Speaker 1: you say that.
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Speaker 3: So I have you know the highly successful Joah j
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Speaker 3: vns podcast. Yes, also on Instagram you can follow the
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Speaker 3: John J. Vannas podcast. I don't run that podcast. I
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Speaker 3: have no no access to it or nothing. And there's
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Speaker 3: a couple of the guests I've interviewed has got some
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Speaker 3: like a negative comment or two, and I feel bad
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Speaker 3: for the guests. So I'll call it the guy that
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Speaker 3: runs it, Tiler of my podcast creator, and I'll be like, hey,
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Speaker 3: this is somebody says something.
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Speaker 1: I go, can you do it? And they don't need
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Speaker 1: that delete it. He's like all right.
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Speaker 3: And then the other day I was there doing the
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Speaker 3: podcast and he goes, man, because it's been a couple
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Speaker 3: of haters so far, because I've never seen so much
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Speaker 3: hate and I was like, huh, and I go, how
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Speaker 3: many comic like three comments he had to delete?
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Speaker 1: I go, bro, I get thousands? I go look it,
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Speaker 1: pounce off who cares? Like three? And he goes yeah.
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Speaker 3: And then I get mad and say why do you
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Speaker 3: keep deleting comments? I like, well, block those guys if
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Speaker 3: they say why are you deleting comments? Because we don't.
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Speaker 3: There's no room for negativity on this Instagram. The John
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Speaker 3: Jay Vans Podcast is a positive podcast followed to Instagram.
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Speaker 2: Uh.
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Speaker 3: Speaking of John J. Vanas, what's his instagram? He's a virgo?
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Speaker 3: What do you got for.
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Speaker 1: A ver virgos?
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Speaker 2: Well, the thing that my virgo was refused to admit
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Speaker 2: is that your constant, quote unquote helpful advice is actually
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Speaker 2: just a passive, aggressive urge to micromanage and control everyone
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Speaker 2: around you. You truly believe you're saving the day, when
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Speaker 2: in reality people are just deeply exhausted by you.
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Speaker 3: Wo wowsers, Sorry the stars that study, that's fine?
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Speaker 1: Did we get everybody? Did we do everybody?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Okay, all right. If you can't get your sign there,
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Speaker 1: I'll post it on a website. John Jaydrich dot com