Latest / The Kulturecast / Melania (2026) — "Here we go again."
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- 0:04Speaker 1: Well, well, here we go again. Everyone wants to know.
- 1:08Speaker 2: So here it is Melania, ready PG, exclusively in theaters
- 1:13Speaker 2: January thirtieth. Hello everyone, and welcome to the Culture Cast.
- 1:15Speaker 2: I'm your host, Christashue, and I'm joined by my good
- 1:18Speaker 2: friend Dustin Rutledge, who we used to do this once
- 1:21Speaker 2: in a blue moon together, and it's been several blue
- 1:24Speaker 2: moons since. And apparently we hate ourselves. I was waiting
- 1:28Speaker 2: for your fiffy one lighter from.
- 1:30Speaker 3: The movie Yeah, here we go again, not to be confused.
- 1:35Speaker 2: With the tagline from Gremlins two, here we grow again.
- 1:39Speaker 2: Oh God. On this episode of the Culture Cast, we've
- 1:42Speaker 2: taken it upon ourselves to watch a film in quotations,
- 1:46Speaker 2: directed by from the director who brought you such classics
- 1:50Speaker 2: as Hercules and Tower Heist and The Family Man comes
- 1:55Speaker 2: a film so obviously propaganda. Even we can't pretend it's
- 1:58Speaker 2: anything else. Alania a film in quotation, that's a film film,
- 2:06Speaker 2: as Slavo would call them, it is a felim. So
- 2:10Speaker 2: on this episode of the Culture Guys, like I mentioned,
- 2:12Speaker 2: we are going to be taking a look at twenty
- 2:13Speaker 2: twenty six is Milania a film directed and produced by
- 2:17Speaker 2: Brett Ratner and Jeff Bezos purchased by Amazon for forty
- 2:22Speaker 2: million dollars. Because that's a believable number that you paid
- 2:26Speaker 2: for this movie. I guessed the film made effectively nothing.
- 2:29Speaker 2: It is a box office bomb. Shocking because it's awful.
- 2:34Speaker 2: They're burying the lead right then and there, Jesus Christ, Dustin,
- 2:38Speaker 2: I am so unbelievably curious.
- 2:39Speaker 3: Boiler.
- 2:40Speaker 2: Oh, I am so very curious. What did you think
- 2:45Speaker 2: of Milania, the film chronicling the twenty days before Donald
- 2:50Speaker 2: Trump became president again.
- 2:52Speaker 3: Well, we had the I don't know, good fortune of
- 2:56Speaker 3: hearing a lot about it prior to us watching it. Man,
- 2:59Speaker 3: we watched it anyways, we know.
- 3:01Speaker 2: What we were doing, we do.
- 3:04Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we knew, We knew what we were signing
- 3:06Speaker 3: up for. But I mean, it kind of was worse
- 3:10Speaker 3: than I thought it was going to be.
- 3:14Speaker 2: The bar being set rather low was apparently not low enough.
- 3:19Speaker 3: No, there just was noth anything to it. And I
- 3:26Speaker 3: know I made the common of when we were while
- 3:28Speaker 3: we were watching it that this thing is such slog like.
- 3:31Speaker 3: It took effort to keep watching it. And my wife
- 3:36Speaker 3: is watching it with us, and she she didn't last
- 3:38Speaker 3: the whole time. She's like, I'm done.
- 3:41Speaker 2: I would like to stay as non political on this
- 3:44Speaker 2: episode as possible. I'm kidding. I think that this movie
- 3:49Speaker 2: is Yeah, well, we're not going to do our best
- 3:51Speaker 2: because I'm not even gonna attempt to, you can, I won't.
- 3:55Speaker 2: I have never seen something so obviously masquerading as propaganda
- 4:00Speaker 2: as a film before. And look, I have not gone
- 4:02Speaker 2: and rewatched some of the Nazi films from World War
- 4:05Speaker 2: Two and the propaganda that Joseph Gerbels and friends were
- 4:09Speaker 2: creating until I watched this movie. And then I went
- 4:11Speaker 2: back and educated myself on some of those kinds of films.
- 4:15Speaker 2: And this is very much in the vein of something
- 4:18Speaker 2: like that. I mean, we have a subject of a
- 4:20Speaker 2: documentary who seems ally disinterested in having anything to do
- 4:24Speaker 2: with the camera crew following her around. Most of the
- 4:27Speaker 2: movie is a over the shoulder shot from behind, in
- 4:31Speaker 2: the vein of In a Violent Nature, the horror movie
- 4:34Speaker 2: that came out two years ago, which was problematic for
- 4:37Speaker 2: a lot of people because some of the some people
- 4:39Speaker 2: whose opinions I trust, don't like the movie because it's
- 4:42Speaker 2: just a movie about walking for an hour and a
- 4:43Speaker 2: half and not the good kind of walkin' either walking
- 4:47Speaker 2: around and I mean a lot of people had an
- 4:50Speaker 2: issue within a violent nature just being a guy walking
- 4:52Speaker 2: around for an hour and a half. And this movie
- 4:55Speaker 2: is my letterbox review is in a right wing nature,
- 4:58Speaker 2: because that's what this movie is. Most of the movie
- 5:00Speaker 2: is Milania walking around over shoulder shots and it would
- 5:05Speaker 2: you know, it would be an interesting documentary style. I
- 5:09Speaker 2: think you would agree you could do this kind of
- 5:11Speaker 2: documentary on another subject who actually has some value that
- 5:14Speaker 2: they're adding to the world. I don't perceive that Milania
- 5:18Speaker 2: Trump has added any value to the world at any
- 5:20Speaker 2: point in her life at all, because the documentary about
- 5:23Speaker 2: her life doesn't convey to me anything other than she's
- 5:27Speaker 2: woefully out of touch with reality. She doesn't seem to
- 5:30Speaker 2: have any empathy for other people suffering because when they're
- 5:33Speaker 2: talking about Jimmy Carter passing away, we have to hear
- 5:36Speaker 2: about her mother the whole time. Who Yeah, I'm sure
- 5:40Speaker 2: your mother was great. She was your mom, but she's
- 5:42Speaker 2: to quote Matziew Lillard from Scream, she's no Jimmy Carter.
- 5:48Speaker 2: And it's you know then then there's just the optics
- 5:51Speaker 2: of it are strange, because again, we have a film
- 5:53Speaker 2: that's effectively a forty million dollar bribe by Jeff Bezos
- 5:57Speaker 2: and Amazon over to the Trump administration. This is not
- 6:00Speaker 2: anything I'm saying. This is just factual information. Amazon paid
- 6:03Speaker 2: the Trump family forty million dollars to have the exclusive
- 6:09Speaker 2: rights to release this movie in theaters and on vod
- 6:12Speaker 2: and see what it got you thirty four million dollars
- 6:15Speaker 2: in losses, a thirty four million dollar tax ride off.
- 6:18Speaker 2: It's it's smacks of light propaganda on the face of it,
- 6:22Speaker 2: and when you sit down to watch the movie, it
- 6:25Speaker 2: smacks of To call it propaganda would would be to
- 6:29Speaker 2: say that the people behind making it weren't complete fucking morons,
- 6:33Speaker 2: but they are. Everyone involved in the making of this
- 6:36Speaker 2: movie is a complete dipshit of the highest order from
- 6:39Speaker 2: Brett Ratner, who I hope the next movie and the
- 6:42Speaker 2: last movie you make is Rush Hour for because I
- 6:45Speaker 2: don't know what other films you could direct anymore that
- 6:49Speaker 2: anyone wouldn't laugh you out of the building unless they
- 6:51Speaker 2: start John Voight, Robert Dovey, and Gina Carano, I assume
- 6:56Speaker 2: or Ben Shapiro's next joint. Brett Ratner has made himself
- 6:59Speaker 2: a director now who cannot be taken seriously, should not
- 7:02Speaker 2: be taken seriously by anyone in the movie industry because
- 7:06Speaker 2: the person who should have taken this job on was
- 7:08Speaker 2: not didn't need to be a real director. It didn't
- 7:11Speaker 2: need to be they didn't need to be anything. It
- 7:13Speaker 2: was a movie where by the end of it. And
- 7:15Speaker 2: I've seen bad movies, as of you. I've seen movies
- 7:17Speaker 2: that are like, you know, bottom of the barrel, pieces
- 7:20Speaker 2: of like complete time wasters. Like I don't want to
- 7:23Speaker 2: call a movie a piece of shit, because I don't.
- 7:25Speaker 2: I don't say that very often about movies. I'm not
- 7:27Speaker 2: this flippant and dismissive about film. I actually find it
- 7:30Speaker 2: rather hard to be this flippant and dismissive about film
- 7:33Speaker 2: because I know as well as you do, having been
- 7:36Speaker 2: involved in this industry now at least for me personally
- 7:39Speaker 2: for over a decade and for you now for over
- 7:42Speaker 2: five six years now, like having interacted with, or talked
- 7:46Speaker 2: to or listen to people in the industry, I know
- 7:48Speaker 2: how much work it takes to make a film. So
- 7:51Speaker 2: I find it hard to be like this movie is
- 7:53Speaker 2: a complete waste of time because a lot of people
- 7:56Speaker 2: made this movie. However, a lot of people also took
- 7:59Speaker 2: their names of this movie. People involved in the making
- 8:03Speaker 2: of this movie took their name off of this movie.
- 8:05Speaker 2: And so I feel like I'm okay to say in
- 8:09Speaker 2: terms of this movie, it is a piece of shit,
- 8:11Speaker 2: and it is a complete and utter fluff piece in
- 8:14Speaker 2: a way that is a fluff piece made by morons.
- 8:18Speaker 2: I you know, everything that the Trump administration does is
- 8:21Speaker 2: rather ineffectual and idiotic. It's the dumbest, stupidest version of
- 8:25Speaker 2: the thing that they can do. You know. It's one
- 8:27Speaker 2: of those things where it's like, of course Donald Trump
- 8:29Speaker 2: said he doesn't like mail in voting, and then he
- 8:32Speaker 2: sends in a mail in ballot, like it's not even
- 8:34Speaker 2: they're not even trying anymore. And to to push that
- 8:39Speaker 2: onto to use the transitive property, and I know some
- 8:42Speaker 2: people just sort trans and turn this off. To use
- 8:45Speaker 2: the transitive property, it was probably anybody at this point
- 8:48Speaker 2: has to have to have left off. I called this
- 8:49Speaker 2: movie a piece of shit. To use the transitive property
- 8:52Speaker 2: with this movie, I would say that anyone involved in
- 8:55Speaker 2: the making of this movie knew better, But not only
- 8:57Speaker 2: did they not do better. In knowing better, they willfully
- 9:01Speaker 2: pushed forward and ahead with making what I can only
- 9:05Speaker 2: consider to be the biggest waste of forty million dollars
- 9:07Speaker 2: I've seen since they took Batgirl and locked it in
- 9:11Speaker 2: the HBO vault, which we'll never see, but that cost
- 9:13Speaker 2: about the same, if not a little bit more. So, This,
- 9:17Speaker 2: for me, is just one of the most bizarre films
- 9:20Speaker 2: I've ever seen. It's not even a movie. It's not
- 9:23Speaker 2: even To call it propaganda is to miss the point.
- 9:25Speaker 2: It's just a waste of time. It's just a waste
- 9:27Speaker 2: of time.
- 9:29Speaker 3: I would call it failed propaganda, because even propaganda is
- 9:33Speaker 3: supposed to incite some kind of movement or change, and
- 9:37Speaker 3: this just doesn't do anything. And on top of that,
- 9:40Speaker 3: the forty million, I mean, we all know what it is.
- 9:43Speaker 3: It's just a here, Trumps, I'm buying some favor with you.
- 9:47Speaker 3: That's that's all it is.
- 9:49Speaker 2: Currying favor is not anything new.
- 9:51Speaker 3: And I would also argue that it's also Millennia is
- 9:56Speaker 3: properly complaining about I don't know, not having really been
- 10:01Speaker 3: known for much in the first term, you know, I mean,
- 10:03Speaker 3: she talks about her the best thing, but she kind
- 10:05Speaker 3: of got railroaded with you know, who gives a f
- 10:08Speaker 3: about Christmas?
- 10:09Speaker 2: And she got railroaded.
- 10:12Speaker 4: Huh, we don't know my wife.
- 10:15Speaker 2: She's a great woman. She can barely speak a lack
- 10:18Speaker 2: of English. But you know, we hate immigrants. We hate him,
- 10:21Speaker 2: we hate immigran. Not my immigrant wife.
- 10:23Speaker 3: She was railroaded. Oh yeah, and heard some of her
- 10:28Speaker 3: fashion choices like the I don't really care to you
- 10:31Speaker 3: as she's going to go visit a what was it
- 10:35Speaker 3: like an immigrant camp? And so, I mean she she
- 10:39Speaker 3: got nailed for a lot of stuff, and I think
- 10:42Speaker 3: this was a way for I don't know her husband
- 10:45Speaker 3: to order her the team, the Trump team, to like
- 10:49Speaker 3: kind of put her back up on a pedestal, like, oh,
- 10:52Speaker 3: look at her, the first lady, the best one we've
- 10:54Speaker 3: ever had. So I think it was all those things poor,
- 10:58Speaker 3: poorly done, failed propaganda, the currying favor and look cutting
- 11:02Speaker 3: you're important.
- 11:04Speaker 2: And look that we know that they're trying to control
- 11:05Speaker 2: the narrative, like we know what this looks like. I mean,
- 11:09Speaker 2: I'm not an idiot, I'm not stupid, you know, to
- 11:12Speaker 2: speak about slavojijiak and ideological reasons for doing things. We
- 11:16Speaker 2: live in a post ideological society now, like and I
- 11:20Speaker 2: genuinely believe that, like they're not even trying anymore to
- 11:23Speaker 2: pretend like the things that they're doing have any reason
- 11:26Speaker 2: other than self interest, you know, in engagement or self interest,
- 11:31Speaker 2: you know, inflating one self interest or self worth or
- 11:35Speaker 2: doing anything for self gain. Like they have never at
- 11:38Speaker 2: any point in the last you know, eight to ten
- 11:41Speaker 2: years now in terms of the Trump say, Republican Party
- 11:43Speaker 2: and the Conservative movement, you know, aside, they have not
- 11:48Speaker 2: they have not taken it upon themselves to do anything
- 11:50Speaker 2: other than increase their bottom line. But at one point
- 11:53Speaker 2: in our country's political history, people used to pretend like
- 11:57Speaker 2: they were doing it for a reason, like well, we're
- 11:59Speaker 2: gonna we're gonna go bomb Iran because we're gonna give
- 12:02Speaker 2: them democracy, we're gonna give them freedom. And now it's
- 12:05Speaker 2: like now we're just taking their fucking oil, Like we're
- 12:08Speaker 2: going to Venezuela to take the president and we're just
- 12:11Speaker 2: gonna take their oil. Like we don't even in terms
- 12:13Speaker 2: of like we as a country, but the people in
- 12:15Speaker 2: charge of this country at the moment, we're not even
- 12:18Speaker 2: attempting anymore to try and present what we're doing as
- 12:21Speaker 2: an ideological choice. We're just doing it because we can
- 12:25Speaker 2: increase our own bottom line, and that's what this movie
- 12:28Speaker 2: in terms of the making of it feels like. We
- 12:30Speaker 2: know that this movie was essentially, like you said, a
- 12:32Speaker 2: forty million dollars bribe. Jimmy Kimmel talked about it on
- 12:35Speaker 2: his show. The Trump family has spent their entire lives
- 12:39Speaker 2: increasing their bottom line. That's their job. That's literally what
- 12:43Speaker 2: they're known for. If you don't like what I'm saying,
- 12:46Speaker 2: go look at how they conduct themselves and tell me
- 12:48Speaker 2: that they're doing anything otherwise. I'm not speaking to immigration
- 12:53Speaker 2: or trans identity, or the way that they treat the
- 12:56Speaker 2: queer community or African Americans or anything else. I'm just
- 12:59Speaker 2: talking about the fact that they conduct themselves like people
- 13:01Speaker 2: who all they care about is money, and that is
- 13:05Speaker 2: ever present in a movie where your lead is a
- 13:09Speaker 2: detached millionaire who doesn't even understand the concept of empathy
- 13:13Speaker 2: when it comes to people are who's lost there, who
- 13:16Speaker 2: have lost their homes in wildfires when she is there's
- 13:18Speaker 2: a moment in this movie where she's sitting and watching
- 13:21Speaker 2: the footage of the California wildfires from the beginning of
- 13:25Speaker 2: twenty twenty five, I guess, and it's like she's an
- 13:28Speaker 2: alien who's beamed in from planet fucking Neptune and she's
- 13:33Speaker 2: seeing two people playing basketball. It's not like she's watching
- 13:37Speaker 2: a thing that should be in increasing her emotional engagement.
- 13:42Speaker 2: She's just like, I am.
- 13:43Speaker 4: Seating here watching a show about people who have lost
- 13:48Speaker 4: their livelihoods and homes. Uh.
- 13:51Speaker 3: Like, yeah, there's no reaction, no emoting of any kind.
- 13:56Speaker 2: There's no emotional engagement. As as as the subject of
- 14:00Speaker 2: a documentary. The film is called Milania. We know what
- 14:03Speaker 2: it's going to be about. We know you quoted it
- 14:06Speaker 2: at the beginning of this episode the here Week go again, like,
- 14:10Speaker 2: we know what this is going to be about. This
- 14:12Speaker 2: is gonna be one giant circle jerk for Milania and
- 14:16Speaker 2: the Trump family. And you know you can sit and say, well,
- 14:19Speaker 2: it's not Donald Trump, it's Milania. You're right it is.
- 14:22Speaker 2: And they make it very clear throughout the movie that
- 14:24Speaker 2: she hates her husband. So that's fine it. You know,
- 14:27Speaker 2: if you're trying to paint the picture. And this is
- 14:29Speaker 2: ostensibly my belief as to why this movie exists, and
- 14:32Speaker 2: this is just my own personal head canon. You can
- 14:35Speaker 2: you'll pick it apart, however, you tell me I'm wrong,
- 14:38Speaker 2: not you Dustin but the Internet. Really, I think this
- 14:40Speaker 2: movie was more to make the Trumps look like a
- 14:42Speaker 2: quote real family, unquote, trying to humanize a group of
- 14:47Speaker 2: trogloditic freakazoids who all they do is crawl out of
- 14:50Speaker 2: a swamp every day, shake the mud and dirt off,
- 14:54Speaker 2: and go about their lives, mucking it up for the
- 14:56Speaker 2: rest of us who are just trying to exist in
- 14:58Speaker 2: this world. And by the end the movie, it does
- 15:01Speaker 2: not change my opinion. If anything, it makes me just like, yeah,
- 15:04Speaker 2: these people are really fucked up, like fucked up in
- 15:06Speaker 2: a way that normal people in this country who have
- 15:10Speaker 2: voted for them, who support them, could not fathom how
- 15:13Speaker 2: fucked up they are. Because I am like, all families
- 15:16Speaker 2: are fucked up. We all have our dysfunction in our family.
- 15:18Speaker 2: But these people are fucked up in a way that
- 15:21Speaker 2: is hard for anyone who's not part of the upper
- 15:24Speaker 2: crust cognizanti to understand, if they even understand well.
- 15:28Speaker 3: And we know how these things are made. Editing is
- 15:30Speaker 3: a thing, and there's plenty of times where Donald Malani
- 15:34Speaker 3: are together, family is together, and if I agree with you,
- 15:39Speaker 3: they're trying to paint this family portrait and there's a
- 15:43Speaker 3: couple times where they play they edit in these little
- 15:46Speaker 3: audio clips of Blanni and Trump talking about something with Baron,
- 15:52Speaker 3: but there's so few and far between, and they're around
- 15:55Speaker 3: each other a lot, which leads me to believe there
- 15:58Speaker 3: wasn't much there to use, so they used what they could.
- 16:03Speaker 3: Everything else is probably just pretty stale and it wouldn't
- 16:07Speaker 3: serve the purpose of the what they were trying to do.
- 16:10Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you know, we didn't We didn't even
- 16:12Speaker 2: hear what Baron Trump sounds like. Yeah, though, to be fair,
- 16:16Speaker 2: I know what he sounds like because I've heard that
- 16:17Speaker 2: clip on the internet. I want my shoel geese. I
- 16:20Speaker 2: want my shoelgees. Now he's like six ft ten and
- 16:24Speaker 2: he looks like some sort of weird Donald Trump homunculous,
- 16:27Speaker 2: Like it's I can't look at him because it looks
- 16:30Speaker 2: like someone just went Donald Trump and just you know,
- 16:33Speaker 2: stretched him about a foot. Yeah, it is to your point,
- 16:37Speaker 2: you know, in anything, and you know, if you're if
- 16:40Speaker 2: you listen to this podcast frequently, then you know, like
- 16:43Speaker 2: Dustin said, the way editing goes and the director is
- 16:45Speaker 2: seeing exactly what they want you to see and nothing
- 16:48Speaker 2: else and nothing more that's at least a good editor
- 16:51Speaker 2: and a good director working together would be on the
- 16:53Speaker 2: same page in that regard, and with something like this,
- 16:55Speaker 2: I feel like you would have to be on the same.
- 16:57Speaker 3: And that's actually a good segue into oops all b.
- 17:00Speaker 2: Roll, Oops All b Roll. That was right.
- 17:03Speaker 3: That was because it was so so little to use.
- 17:07Speaker 3: I mean, this movie had so much just just a
- 17:12Speaker 3: fill time. I don't know if that was the plan.
- 17:15Speaker 3: I can't imagine, because if you'd think if there was
- 17:18Speaker 3: good stuff, they'd show it, you know, and there just wasn't.
- 17:22Speaker 2: So and that was the joke that you and I
- 17:24Speaker 2: made when we were watching this, as you know, oops
- 17:26Speaker 2: all b roll, like the delicious mouth cutting Oops all Berries,
- 17:31Speaker 2: Captain crunch Cereal. So I was convinced and still am
- 17:35Speaker 2: that there is no b roll because the b roll
- 17:37Speaker 2: is this entire movie, Because if there was something interesting
- 17:41Speaker 2: that happened, I would have thought they would have shown it,
- 17:43Speaker 2: and they didn't. I mean the most I think the
- 17:46Speaker 2: most interesting part of the movie maybe the the inauguration
- 17:51Speaker 2: campaign day, Like what did the film show us that
- 17:55Speaker 2: we did not know about before?
- 17:57Speaker 3: Well, I'll say this, this doesn't fully answer your question,
- 18:01Speaker 3: but I'll try. Malania talks about her Be Best program
- 18:05Speaker 3: and well, I agree, it's a great initiative. Okay, there's
- 18:09Speaker 3: nothing wrong with the initiative. It just felt like she
- 18:13Speaker 3: said she's going to continue here be Best program. I
- 18:17Speaker 3: don't recall that she ever got started. The first time
- 18:20Speaker 3: she announced that it was a thing, but that's the
- 18:23Speaker 3: last I ever heard of it until this documentary. And
- 18:28Speaker 3: she spent most of the time talking about her Be
- 18:30Speaker 3: Boss program with other like women for from other countries
- 18:39Speaker 3: are like like mccrone's and what was it the Queen of.
- 18:42Speaker 2: Jordan, Yeah, the Queen of Jordan's wife.
- 18:46Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and how they have been doing these things,
- 18:50Speaker 3: and the Queen of Jordan at one point says, oh, yeah,
- 18:53Speaker 3: I did that twenty years ago. Because all these things
- 18:57Speaker 3: that Millennia is talking about, this initiative, I mean, they
- 19:00Speaker 3: teach that in my kids great school, about cyberbullying, like
- 19:05Speaker 3: it's nothing new, it's not groundbreaking. Well but hey, but.
- 19:09Speaker 2: Hey, now now, now let's now, let's let's talk about
- 19:12Speaker 2: that for a second. They don't like like the irony
- 19:15Speaker 2: of using Billy Jean Michael Jackson's music is lost on
- 19:18Speaker 2: that a group of a group of alleged pedophiles making
- 19:22Speaker 2: a movie about other alleged pedophiles using alleged pedophiles music
- 19:27Speaker 2: is uh, not allegedly hilarious. It's very hilarious. The optics
- 19:32Speaker 2: of it are fucking hilarious. And then I mean, the
- 19:37Speaker 2: music that they use in the movie is at times
- 19:40Speaker 2: ironically disturbing, like the use of Billy Jean, but yet
- 19:45Speaker 2: Gimme Shelter to open the a song that they clearly
- 19:48Speaker 2: missed the meaning of. And then at the end of
- 19:51Speaker 2: the film they use It's a man's man's man's world,
- 19:55Speaker 2: which I understand the point of that song. But again,
- 19:58Speaker 2: everything that the movie does, it feels like they're just
- 20:01Speaker 2: like stepping on a rake, like sideshow Bob in a
- 20:04Speaker 2: circle of rakes, over and over and over again. But
- 20:07Speaker 2: they're too stupid to realize how dumb they look. They
- 20:11Speaker 2: lack the self awareness here to understand that they look
- 20:13Speaker 2: like complete fucking bozos of the highest order.
- 20:17Speaker 3: Well, and the next lyric, I think, after it's a
- 20:20Speaker 3: man's world is not a woman's and this is a
- 20:25Speaker 3: film about the first lady.
- 20:28Speaker 2: Thankfully, just think, just think, Thankfully Donald Trump is present,
- 20:32Speaker 2: You're right, thank god, Donald Trump gave his wife an
- 20:35Speaker 2: hour and a half of movie time to make this movie.
- 20:38Speaker 3: But can I answer your question, is there anything we
- 20:40Speaker 3: learned or anything new that we got from this? To me,
- 20:43Speaker 3: it was the fact that, well, we got to meet
- 20:46Speaker 3: these other women in leadership places that are probably that
- 20:50Speaker 3: are doing more than our first lady. I was like, oh,
- 20:53Speaker 3: the Queen of Jordan, she's been on it for a while.
- 20:56Speaker 3: Good for her.
- 20:57Speaker 2: The thing that I think maybe was my big takeaway,
- 21:00Speaker 2: other than the fact that Milania had creative control over
- 21:03Speaker 2: the movie, which means whatever we saw she wanted us
- 21:05Speaker 2: to see, and like you said, the idea of like
- 21:07Speaker 2: the other women in the world have done this more
- 21:10Speaker 2: than she has, is how much of Milania's story is
- 21:14Speaker 2: an immigrant story and how much the right hates fucking immigrants,
- 21:18Speaker 2: and how many people in this movie, especially early on,
- 21:21Speaker 2: are immigrants, Like clearly not from this country. Clearly are
- 21:25Speaker 2: not Americans, Like Milania is not an American, she wasn't
- 21:28Speaker 2: born here. I was, so there you go, I'll be
- 21:31Speaker 2: an asshole since that's their whole raison detra I'll do
- 21:34Speaker 2: it too. I don't like Milania not because she's an immigrant,
- 21:37Speaker 2: because she's an asshole, and she hates other immigrants and
- 21:40Speaker 2: doesn't understand her place in the world because she married
- 21:42Speaker 2: someone who's super rich and got a green card from him.
- 21:44Speaker 2: And let's just pretend like that's not the case. That's
- 21:46Speaker 2: my point. Like, the whole movie is spent with an
- 21:49Speaker 2: immigrant surrounded by other immigrants helping her do her duties
- 21:53Speaker 2: as first lady. And yet we hear every day on
- 21:56Speaker 2: the news how they hate immigrants, how they want to
- 21:58Speaker 2: throw Hispani people into prison because of ice, how they
- 22:02Speaker 2: want to separate them from their children. Again, this is
- 22:04Speaker 2: at me making any sort of reaching assessment. This is
- 22:07Speaker 2: what they're doing every day. We can see it. Yeah,
- 22:11Speaker 2: you know, I live in a state where there is
- 22:13Speaker 2: one of these, you know, effectively, I wouldn't say modern
- 22:16Speaker 2: day concentration camps, but modern day you know, Japanese internment
- 22:20Speaker 2: camps from World War Two. I mean, if you want
- 22:22Speaker 2: to treat people like an occupying force for no reason,
- 22:24Speaker 2: be my guest. But it's just the optics of it
- 22:26Speaker 2: are not great, and this movie doesn't. Because this movie
- 22:30Speaker 2: is a film created by Brett Ratner, pitched by Bezos effectively,
- 22:36Speaker 2: and purchased by Amazon and Creative controlled by Milania. They
- 22:39Speaker 2: don't feel the need or compunction to do anything serious.
- 22:42Speaker 2: I would say that this movie could be titled Milania Colon.
- 22:47Speaker 2: These people aren't serious people. Nobody who made this movie,
- 22:51Speaker 2: nobody in the administration is a serious person. None of
- 22:54Speaker 2: these people are serious people about anything. They don't take
- 22:57Speaker 2: any of this seriously when given forty million dollars for
- 23:01Speaker 2: the budget. And by the way, Milannia made an unestimated
- 23:03Speaker 2: twenty eight million dollars of the forty million, which is
- 23:06Speaker 2: just fucking horseshit of the highest order.
- 23:09Speaker 3: Well, we saw how hard she works, Chris, Oh, the
- 23:12Speaker 3: complexities of her life.
- 23:13Speaker 2: I am so sorry.
- 23:15Speaker 4: I like black on white dress, not black white on
- 23:19Speaker 4: black dress.
- 23:20Speaker 2: I made the decision for the day. Let me go
- 23:23Speaker 2: home and sleep, mam. It's twelve in the afternoon. I
- 23:26Speaker 2: know like that. It's it's pedantic, like go fucking put
- 23:31Speaker 2: a camera on literally anyone else, Like, don't put it
- 23:34Speaker 2: on a camera on someone who might actually be interested
- 23:36Speaker 2: in having a camera put on them, as opposed to
- 23:38Speaker 2: having the camera put on someone who is in front
- 23:41Speaker 2: of the camera all the time with their back to
- 23:43Speaker 2: the camera, because even now they couldn't be bothered as shit.
- 23:46Speaker 3: Well, and I thought I've found it interesting just more
- 23:49Speaker 3: I guess contradiction to what they're saying to what they're doing.
- 23:53Speaker 3: You know, she talks about how she's managing the complexities
- 23:56Speaker 3: of life as a private citizen and being a first lady,
- 24:00Speaker 3: being a wife, being a mother, being a business woman,
- 24:04Speaker 3: and then they you put quotations around all these things, right, yeah, yeah,
- 24:07Speaker 3: And then they proceed to show her staff effectively working
- 24:12Speaker 3: in the dark overnight. It looks like and furiously taking
- 24:16Speaker 3: phone calls for people, and it's all editing, but like
- 24:19Speaker 3: they're making it look like her her team is doing
- 24:22Speaker 3: crazy amounts of work twenty four to seven. And there's
- 24:25Speaker 3: also a scene about her hiring someone else for her team.
- 24:29Speaker 3: So what exactly is she doing because it sure looks
- 24:31Speaker 3: like she's got a team of people doing it for
- 24:34Speaker 3: her and she's just saying yep, nope. And back to
- 24:38Speaker 3: what we were talking about. This through line, through the
- 24:41Speaker 3: whole thing, the whole Mulanian movie is immigrants and the
- 24:47Speaker 3: And that's actually one thing I took from this. There's
- 24:49Speaker 3: multiple times in the film where film.
- 24:53Speaker 2: Pilamslays a feeling where I actually thought, oh, that's awesome.
- 24:58Speaker 3: And those are those moments where they would highlight this
- 25:01Speaker 3: person that immigrated to this country and that he worked
- 25:06Speaker 3: their tail off and got to where. And there's so
- 25:09Speaker 3: many of those stories in this and those are the
- 25:12Speaker 3: only times I was like cool for them, you know,
- 25:15Speaker 3: and even you know Malani and talking about her mom immigrants,
- 25:19Speaker 3: Lania is an immigrant, her dad's there immigrant. I mean
- 25:25Speaker 3: the and I tellied it. I did a little experiment,
- 25:29Speaker 3: I guess you could call it with how much of
- 25:31Speaker 3: the movie was her walking, trying on dresses, doing these things.
- 25:36Speaker 3: You know, I'll share those numbers in a moment, But
- 25:38Speaker 3: aside from those numbers, I'd probably say there's I don't know,
- 25:42Speaker 3: twenty five minutes of immigration stories.
- 25:45Speaker 2: Which is almost a quarter of the movie.
- 25:47Speaker 3: Yeah, so are you ready for this?
- 25:50Speaker 2: All? I was gonna say? So so Dustin. Dustin took
- 25:52Speaker 2: it upon himself to watch the movie a second time,
- 25:54Speaker 2: which which is just frankly sadomasochism is not even a
- 25:59Speaker 2: strong that's me being diplomatic. I know what you're going
- 26:04Speaker 2: to ask me. So you went back and rewatched it
- 26:06Speaker 2: and timed anytime that the camera was behind her essentially, Yeah, okay,
- 26:10Speaker 2: So the movies in one hundred and four minutes. I
- 26:15Speaker 2: did you.
- 26:15Speaker 3: Say one hundred and four Yeah, no, way.
- 26:19Speaker 2: No, it's worse. It's worse that it seemed to keep going.
- 26:24Speaker 2: So I want to know, I want to take over
- 26:27Speaker 2: under here.
- 26:28Speaker 3: So well, let me clarify I wasn't so what I did.
- 26:31Speaker 3: Let me give you my criteria. I had three stop
- 26:34Speaker 3: watches going. One was anytime she was walking from one
- 26:40Speaker 3: place to another, whether the camera was behind her or not.
- 26:44Speaker 3: But because there was a lot of just her walking
- 26:46Speaker 3: and then just writing in different modes of transportation. So
- 26:50Speaker 3: what I what I didn't include in that is like
- 26:54Speaker 3: I don't know, like her and Donald Trump walking out
- 26:58Speaker 3: to take a seat at the end inauguration. You know,
- 27:01Speaker 3: I didn't count that. I just just her walking from
- 27:04Speaker 3: a place to another place or writing in a mode
- 27:07Speaker 3: of transportation.
- 27:08Speaker 2: Right.
- 27:08Speaker 3: The other stopwatch was trying on dresses and discussing dress alterations,
- 27:16Speaker 3: and then the third one was talking about the Donor's
- 27:20Speaker 3: Ball with her interior designer Buddy did those three well?
- 27:24Speaker 3: Which I had a fourth to talk about at the time,
- 27:27Speaker 3: Immigration stories.
- 27:29Speaker 2: Go ahead, I want to say that the amount of
- 27:32Speaker 2: time she spent with the camera behind her has got
- 27:35Speaker 2: to be somewhere in the half an hour or no
- 27:38Speaker 2: it's not.
- 27:40Speaker 3: No, yeah, all.
- 27:41Speaker 2: Right, what are the numbers then, because this is fucked
- 27:44Speaker 2: up if that's the case.
- 27:45Speaker 3: So, out of the three categories they timed, the total
- 27:48Speaker 3: of all three of them is sixty four minutes and
- 27:51Speaker 3: five seconds of walking, writing in a mode of transportation dresses,
- 27:57Speaker 3: and talking to your interior designer about a ball. Sixty
- 28:00Speaker 3: four minutes and five seconds. And I would argue, Dad,
- 28:03Speaker 3: there's another twenty five minutes of immigration stories. So to
- 28:07Speaker 3: break that down even further, the talking to the interior
- 28:11Speaker 3: designer about the donor's ball a meager ninie minutes and
- 28:14Speaker 3: forty eight seconds less than I thought, it felt like
- 28:18Speaker 3: so much more.
- 28:20Speaker 2: Well, this movie is an hour and a half, but
- 28:22Speaker 2: it feels like two fucking hours. I mean we were
- 28:24Speaker 2: I think we were twenty minutes into it when I
- 28:26Speaker 2: like clicked down on the timer, and I was like,
- 28:28Speaker 2: because by the way, I did not watch this movie
- 28:31Speaker 2: anywhere then through the means that I would watch it,
- 28:33Speaker 2: because there's no univer pay piece of shit. I thought
- 28:37Speaker 2: we were like a half an hour to forty minutes,
- 28:39Speaker 2: and we're like ten minutes and I was like, oh
- 28:40Speaker 2: my god, like this is you know this it's one
- 28:42Speaker 2: of those things where I've seen bad narrative films and they,
- 28:47Speaker 2: you know, they kind of twisted the wind and they flail.
- 28:49Speaker 2: Sometimes they do something interesting, but for the most part,
- 28:52Speaker 2: we're not talking about the kinds of movies that are
- 28:54Speaker 2: interesting failures. I'm talking about the movies that are like
- 28:56Speaker 2: failure failure. Some of the worst movies I've seen recently
- 29:00Speaker 2: in terms of narrative are Casino Royale Funny Money, which
- 29:04Speaker 2: was a Chevy Chase movie, and I think that's probably it.
- 29:07Speaker 2: Like those are you know, two pretty bad examples of
- 29:10Speaker 2: very bad movies that don't need to be watched by
- 29:14Speaker 2: people because I think for the most part, there's no
- 29:15Speaker 2: value to them. And I would put this on that list,
- 29:18Speaker 2: like it's I wanted to ask you something because, you know,
- 29:21Speaker 2: in doing the research for the movie, one of the
- 29:23Speaker 2: things that it seemed like they took kind of maybe
- 29:25Speaker 2: not a fence at but I had a weird bone
- 29:27Speaker 2: to pick was the idea that this is not a documentary,
- 29:31Speaker 2: it's just.
- 29:31Speaker 3: A twenty days in the life of I guess.
- 29:34Speaker 2: Well, the idea of the film, and Melania said it herself.
- 29:39Speaker 2: She said it was not a documentary, but it was
- 29:41Speaker 2: instead a quote created experience and quote purposeful storytelling unquote.
- 29:47Speaker 2: I you know, we have a term for this. It's
- 29:49Speaker 2: called a movie.
- 29:50Speaker 3: Yeah, let's not movie.
- 29:53Speaker 2: No, because if you're trying to redefine the movie, what
- 29:55Speaker 2: the fuck were you doing with this? Like it? It?
- 29:58Speaker 2: In so many ways? It could have been so much more,
- 30:01Speaker 2: like you know. The film is is produced by Brett Ratner,
- 30:05Speaker 2: Milania Trump, Mark Beckman, and Fernando Sulichin. Fernando Sulichin has
- 30:09Speaker 2: put his name on a lot of interesting documentaries about
- 30:14Speaker 2: actual topics and people that are worth going out of
- 30:18Speaker 2: your way to do a film on. And I think
- 30:21Speaker 2: the thing that's maybe the most disappointed, and I think
- 30:23Speaker 2: you would agree, even though this is not something either
- 30:25Speaker 2: one of us would have had any interest in watching,
- 30:28Speaker 2: I think you could have actually done an interesting documentary
- 30:30Speaker 2: about Milania. She does have a good story. She came
- 30:34Speaker 2: from rather humble beginnings as the daughter of what like
- 30:37Speaker 2: a textile worker and a like a teacher, like a laborer. Essentily,
- 30:42Speaker 2: two laborers in Slovenia came to this country modeled meton
- 30:48Speaker 2: and then they had a kid together and she got
- 30:50Speaker 2: her green card. Like you could focus on a lot
- 30:52Speaker 2: of that story. This you could turn this into.
- 30:55Speaker 3: Been went on to employ other immigrants. I mean, there
- 30:58Speaker 3: could be a bit very redeeming film here, right.
- 31:02Speaker 2: And I was gonna say, you know, there's moments in
- 31:04Speaker 2: this film where I'm like, you know, you could have
- 31:06Speaker 2: really leaned into the immigrant of it and done like
- 31:08Speaker 2: a you know, like a female Arnold Schwarzenegger's story, Like
- 31:12Speaker 2: she has a lot of those same kind of like
- 31:14Speaker 2: markers in her life that Schwarzenegger did, you know, the
- 31:17Speaker 2: drive to come to this country, the drive to do
- 31:20Speaker 2: it in a way that's atypical of so many people
- 31:22Speaker 2: as opposed to going and getting a technical degree or
- 31:26Speaker 2: a degree from university. They went and took advantage of
- 31:29Speaker 2: something that they already have, Like they're you know, in
- 31:32Speaker 2: her respect her quote good looks unquote and Arnold Schwarzenegger
- 31:36Speaker 2: no quotations here his physical prowess, because that's what it is,
- 31:40Speaker 2: you know, you know, attractiveness is subjective. I don't find
- 31:43Speaker 2: Milania Trump remotely attractive inside or out, and they don't
- 31:47Speaker 2: even want to do that. And what I don't understand
- 31:49Speaker 2: is if You're going to make a movie about a
- 31:52Speaker 2: first lady who is clearly unlike any other first lady
- 31:55Speaker 2: in a lot of ways, Like she clearly is Like
- 31:57Speaker 2: I'm not saying positive or negative. I'm just a dress
- 32:00Speaker 2: seeing the reality of the situation. I've never seen another
- 32:02Speaker 2: first lady naked, which you can go and do very
- 32:05Speaker 2: easily on the internet. With Malania Trump, you see pictures
- 32:08Speaker 2: of her naked, which is not a thing with like,
- 32:10Speaker 2: I mean, there's not pictures of Michelle Obama on the
- 32:12Speaker 2: internet naked. There's not pictures of Laura Bush on the
- 32:14Speaker 2: internet naked, which feels like a shame. I don't know
- 32:18Speaker 2: something about Laura, but I like Laura Bush me personally.
- 32:21Speaker 2: I don't understand why they didn't lean into that. That
- 32:23Speaker 2: wouldn't that wouldn't even be that hard like that. That
- 32:26Speaker 2: feels like the that feels like, in my mind, the
- 32:29Speaker 2: obvious direction to have taken this. And because they didn't
- 32:34Speaker 2: take that, and because they did the laziest thing possible,
- 32:37Speaker 2: we get an hour and a half of wheel spinning
- 32:41Speaker 2: and propaganda attempts, attempts at propaganda, because again, you know,
- 32:45Speaker 2: if it's propaganda, what is the point of propaganda but
- 32:48Speaker 2: to control the narrative, shape the narrative, mold it into
- 32:51Speaker 2: something that we want or need to engage with in
- 32:54Speaker 2: a substantive way, the way we want people to engage
- 32:57Speaker 2: with it. What what is even the point of this
- 32:59Speaker 2: as part apaganda? It doesn't succeeded showing us a normal family.
- 33:04Speaker 2: It doesn't succeed at showing us a normal person. I mean,
- 33:07Speaker 2: you know, there could be in b roll of this
- 33:09Speaker 2: movie her asking her housekeeper how much does a banana cost?
- 33:13Speaker 2: Ten dollars? Like you know, I mean the out of
- 33:16Speaker 2: touchness that these people have is presented in the over
- 33:20Speaker 2: the shoulder view of Milania. She is so disinterested in
- 33:24Speaker 2: her own documentary she can't even be bothered to face
- 33:26Speaker 2: the camera and talk to it. And then we have
- 33:29Speaker 2: really unengaged narration as well, which I mean.
- 33:34Speaker 3: Some of it's just reading history.
- 33:36Speaker 2: Cliff notes why they thought Milania was the one we
- 33:39Speaker 2: needed to listen to throughout the entire movie is is
- 33:43Speaker 2: a choice. Her voice is grading, her point of view
- 33:47Speaker 2: is completely useless. She has no point of view of
- 33:50Speaker 2: her own on anything. I feel like this was written
- 33:54Speaker 2: by someone who was given a outline of the things
- 33:58Speaker 2: this movie needs to say and the outline of the
- 34:01Speaker 2: things this movie needs to not say, and they followed
- 34:04Speaker 2: it to the tea. I mean, there's there's nothing about
- 34:07Speaker 2: this movie that's interesting, engaging, or thought provoking. All it
- 34:10Speaker 2: is is an hour and a half of people taking mayonnaise,
- 34:14Speaker 2: rubbing it on whitebread and throwing it at drywall. Like
- 34:17Speaker 2: that's all it is. Like there's it's just white on
- 34:18Speaker 2: white on white. There's nothing going on here. It's so
- 34:22Speaker 2: it's almost hilarious. How inoffensive and and and and and
- 34:26Speaker 2: what's funny is you know you mentioned this idea like
- 34:28Speaker 2: in the in the documentary, they're like, I want to
- 34:30Speaker 2: go and head with cyber bullying. Maybe. And this is
- 34:34Speaker 2: just to quote the to quote the immortal Taylor Swift,
- 34:37Speaker 2: maybe keep your side of the street clean first before
- 34:40Speaker 2: you start telling the rest of us to not engage
- 34:42Speaker 2: in cyber bully because the last time I checked, the
- 34:45Speaker 2: biggest cyber bully happens to just be our mother fucking president,
- 34:49Speaker 2: who is the world's biggest cyber bully. Like he is
- 34:53Speaker 2: the quintessential Yeah, he's the quintessential asshole bully whom no
- 35:00Speaker 2: one stands up to because everybody's tail is firmly between
- 35:04Speaker 2: their legs about it. And what you do with bullies
- 35:06Speaker 2: is you bop them on the fucking nose with a
- 35:08Speaker 2: roll of newspaper, Like, that's what you do to bullies.
- 35:10Speaker 2: You stand up to a bully, and the bully fucks off.
- 35:13Speaker 2: And the fact that no one is willing to stand
- 35:15Speaker 2: up to Donald Trump is absurd. And the fact that
- 35:17Speaker 2: no one is willing to say to him, listen here, fucko,
- 35:21Speaker 2: like the way you treat people is inexcusable. The way
- 35:23Speaker 2: you conduct yourself is a deplorable and the way you
- 35:27Speaker 2: view our country and the people in it is disgusting.
- 35:31Speaker 2: We don't live in a shithole country. We live in
- 35:33Speaker 2: a very, very very complicated country that has a lot
- 35:36Speaker 2: of complex issues that cannot be boiled down to immigrant bad,
- 35:41Speaker 2: white people good. It can't be boiled down to that.
- 35:44Speaker 2: And if you think it can be, go watch Milania,
- 35:46Speaker 2: and even then your intelligence will be insulted. I'm not
- 35:50Speaker 2: even sure if the people who are Trump supporters bought
- 35:53Speaker 2: this breed brand and style of bullshit. It seems like
- 35:57Speaker 2: some of them did, but judging by the lack of
- 36:00Speaker 2: money that this movie made, I don't think even the
- 36:02Speaker 2: people that they thought would show up showed up.
- 36:05Speaker 3: Yeah, idea guarantee. There's a pretty large swath of people
- 36:09Speaker 3: that showed up to watch it and halfway through were
- 36:14Speaker 3: probably like, oh God, why did I pay for this?
- 36:19Speaker 2: And if it's meant to be inspiring for women or
- 36:21Speaker 2: little girls or whoever might be watching it to become
- 36:26Speaker 2: engaged or think well someday I could whatever this is
- 36:30Speaker 2: in this movie is not something you should be wanting.
- 36:32Speaker 2: There are so many more engaging documentaries about worthwhile women
- 36:38Speaker 2: subject material like r Vader Ginsburg documentary RBG, a woman
- 36:43Speaker 2: who actually did something like you know, Milania is a
- 36:47Speaker 2: movie about a woman who happened to marry the right guy.
- 36:49Speaker 3: Yep, I'd like to see a documentary of the Queen
- 36:52Speaker 3: of Jordan.
- 36:53Speaker 2: Right or Macrone's wife. Frankly, like it's it's funny because
- 36:58Speaker 2: if the point of the movie was to inspire young women,
- 37:01Speaker 2: what does it inspire young women? I don't even like
- 37:04Speaker 2: there There is no point of view that this movie
- 37:06Speaker 2: has that I could find to be engaging or uplifting
- 37:10Speaker 2: or inspiring, Like, I don't. I don't understand what could
- 37:14Speaker 2: even be perceived as inspiring about this movie. Malania does nothing,
- 37:18Speaker 2: barely engages with the people in her life, seems completely
- 37:22Speaker 2: detached from reality or at least emotional ability to perceive reality.
- 37:27Speaker 2: And by the end of it, by the end of it,
- 37:29Speaker 2: all I can think is, well, she just doesn't care,
- 37:32Speaker 2: and so why should I.
- 37:33Speaker 3: Well, and yeah to what you're saying, you don't watch it,
- 37:36Speaker 3: and at the end of it, think to yourself, I'm
- 37:38Speaker 3: gonna get out there and fill in the blank like that.
- 37:42Speaker 2: Well, well, hold on now, Dustin. According to the film
- 37:46Speaker 2: Milaniam Immigrant, Milania has a lot of credits to her
- 37:50Speaker 2: name because the post credits of the film really were
- 37:53Speaker 2: cluing us into all of Mlania's accomplished right, because because
- 37:58Speaker 2: the because the because the movie doesn't understand that, you know,
- 38:02Speaker 2: we don't really care at this point, because we've been
- 38:05Speaker 2: beaten into submission. But they go on to talk about
- 38:08Speaker 2: Keith Siegel's release we have to listen to the Take
- 38:12Speaker 2: It Down or talking about the Take It Down Act,
- 38:15Speaker 2: which is AI generated intimate imagery, Like I'm sorry, none
- 38:19Speaker 2: of these things are impressive, not because they're not impressive things,
- 38:22Speaker 2: but because you probably didn't do them. Because judging by
- 38:26Speaker 2: everything else in this documentary, the level of engagement that
- 38:30Speaker 2: you have with anything is effectively zero. Other people are
- 38:33Speaker 2: doing it for you and you're just slapping your name
- 38:35Speaker 2: on it.
- 38:36Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, like classic classic Trump marketing.
- 38:40Speaker 2: Right, Well that's the thing. I mean, Trump University, Trump Vodka,
- 38:44Speaker 2: like Trump the movie like that might you know, this
- 38:46Speaker 2: is Trump the movie. But the thing is, and you know,
- 38:48Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie, like I I would rather have
- 38:51Speaker 2: watched a movie like this about Donald Trump. Yeah, I
- 38:54Speaker 2: would have rather watched a movie called Trump about Donald
- 38:56Speaker 2: Trump or Donald about Donald Trump and watch that movie
- 39:00Speaker 2: be as insane as this one, because that would actually
- 39:04Speaker 2: be the movie that would be insane, that would be
- 39:07Speaker 2: the movie that would be inspiring some true like stop
- 39:11Speaker 2: and pause moment. This movie is just like you know,
- 39:14Speaker 2: the woman who married Donald Trump is as vapid and
- 39:16Speaker 2: as stupid as he. That's my takeaway. My takeaway is like,
- 39:19Speaker 2: and I don't and this has nothing to do with
- 39:21Speaker 2: any gender or race or creed or color. They're terrible people.
- 39:26Speaker 2: They just happen to be white people. They happen to
- 39:29Speaker 2: be children of immigrants, and immigrants in this country are
- 39:33Speaker 2: under attack by people like them. And I don't understand
- 39:36Speaker 2: why people like that would be doing that unless it's
- 39:38Speaker 2: the old pull the ladder up behind us maneuver, which
- 39:41Speaker 2: is what it is. There's plenty of room in this
- 39:43Speaker 2: country for everybody. How do I know that because drive
- 39:45Speaker 2: ten miles outside of any major city in the Midwest
- 39:47Speaker 2: and you got nothing but land, nothing but land, and
- 39:51Speaker 2: there's plenty of room for everyone in this country. I
- 39:53Speaker 2: don't understand why we push people out and push people
- 39:55Speaker 2: away when they're making money and paying taxes. The people
- 39:58Speaker 2: that aren't paying taxes are not the immigrants. I would
- 40:00Speaker 2: like to point out people that aren't paying their fair share.
- 40:03Speaker 2: Probably the people that are voting the arad of the
- 40:05Speaker 2: immigrants is probably why they're doing that. Like, like I
- 40:08Speaker 2: said before, we used to live in a very ideologically
- 40:12Speaker 2: soaked world where everyone was doing things the war on
- 40:15Speaker 2: Christmas and they're coming for the Christians. Now it's just
- 40:18Speaker 2: we just say people that don't look like us, and
- 40:20Speaker 2: we don't even care why. We don't have to justify why.
- 40:23Speaker 2: And that is so post ideological because you don't even
- 40:25Speaker 2: care anymore. You don't even attempt to. You're not even
- 40:28Speaker 2: attempting to make it a reasonable why. You just the
- 40:33Speaker 2: why doesn't matter. It. The why has become so unimportant
- 40:36Speaker 2: because there is no why it. To go back to scream,
- 40:39Speaker 2: it's like Billy loomis AND's scream, what's scarier than a
- 40:42Speaker 2: guy with a motive one without one? And that's what
- 40:44Speaker 2: it feels like. They have no they have no internal
- 40:48Speaker 2: locus of control as a group of people. They just do.
- 40:51Speaker 2: And in just doing, they have achieved very little, if anything. Frankly,
- 40:55Speaker 2: I would say nothing. They've dismantled and destroyed more than
- 40:59Speaker 2: they've created.
- 41:00Speaker 3: Well, back to my stop watches, so we've talked about
- 41:04Speaker 3: the Donor's ball nine minutes forty eight seconds, talking to
- 41:07Speaker 3: interior designers, talking about well, trying on dresses or talking
- 41:11Speaker 3: about dress alterations twelve minutes and seven seconds seems like
- 41:16Speaker 3: way more than that. But here's the big reveal. The
- 41:18Speaker 3: amount of time in this movie where Alanie's just walking
- 41:22Speaker 3: from point A to point B or writing in a
- 41:25Speaker 3: mode of transportation. It is forty ten minutes and ten seconds.
- 41:29Speaker 3: And this is what like her not saying anything, there
- 41:32Speaker 3: might be a narration going on. She's not doing anything
- 41:35Speaker 3: or saying anything, just walking and writing. I think there's
- 41:38Speaker 3: a little bit where she sings Billy Jean and I
- 41:40Speaker 3: have a lot of the time or run through that
- 41:42Speaker 3: because she's barely knew the words anyway, but.
- 41:45Speaker 2: It's her favorite song. You know, what's your favorite Michael
- 41:48Speaker 2: Jackson song? Donald? Well, what I guess. Two days ago
- 41:51Speaker 2: they asked him what's your favorite Elvis song? I like
- 41:53Speaker 2: all of them. I like them all. Yeah, I'm just
- 41:56Speaker 2: like the Bible, you know all of them and love
- 41:58Speaker 2: them all. Congratulations, like it's it's it's like you like
- 42:01Speaker 2: like you're alluding to with this timer, like you're when
- 42:04Speaker 2: given the opportunity to show yourselves as anything other than
- 42:07Speaker 2: human suits full of rats, all you do is show
- 42:10Speaker 2: your fact that you're a human suit full of rats.
- 42:13Speaker 2: Like there's no there's no connective tissue with any of
- 42:16Speaker 2: these people to reality. And it's strange to me because
- 42:20Speaker 2: the way that these people are received by so many
- 42:22Speaker 2: people in our culture is like they're there's someone worth idolizing,
- 42:26Speaker 2: and there's someone worth uh, you know, following and really
- 42:29Speaker 2: like propping up and putting on a pedestal, and and
- 42:33Speaker 2: and in my and in my mind, all I can
- 42:35Speaker 2: think is like, do you actually sit for two seconds
- 42:37Speaker 2: and look at the way they are? You just are
- 42:39Speaker 2: envious of what they have, which I understand. I mean,
- 42:42Speaker 2: I do understand that as much as you do. Like,
- 42:44Speaker 2: look at the opulence on screen, look at the look
- 42:47Speaker 2: at the overwhelming amount of money and power and fame
- 42:51Speaker 2: and success. Look there's Elon Musk, and there's Jeff Bezos
- 42:54Speaker 2: and there's jd. Vance, none of whom are credited in
- 42:57Speaker 2: the movie, by the way, which is the funniest park.
- 43:00Speaker 2: They didn't want to be in their own movie that
- 43:01Speaker 2: they all paid for together. Who to thunk it. I
- 43:05Speaker 2: think people in our society are obviously very much engaged
- 43:08Speaker 2: with what the Trumps have, and I think what they believe,
- 43:11Speaker 2: what the Trumps stand for means something different to most people.
- 43:15Speaker 2: But I don't know if the Trumps stand for anything
- 43:17Speaker 2: on the face of themselves. I think they stand for
- 43:19Speaker 2: whatever makes them the most amount of money at the time.
- 43:22Speaker 2: Because when given the opportunity to make a genuine documentary,
- 43:25Speaker 2: they took the opportunity to just make a fluff a
- 43:27Speaker 2: complete fluff piece. There's no need for it. There isn't
- 43:31Speaker 2: like you you could have made a real documentary here
- 43:33Speaker 2: and actually like engage the audience in a way that
- 43:36Speaker 2: would have been humanizing for Malania Trump. If you're in
- 43:39Speaker 2: if your whole purpose behind this movie is to humanize
- 43:42Speaker 2: Malania Trump, you failed, you failed, You failed, you failed,
- 43:45Speaker 2: you failed. It's like it's in a lot of ways.
- 43:48Speaker 2: It's like if we followed Jessica Walters's character from Arrested
- 43:50Speaker 2: Development for an hour and a half, Like, she's probably
- 43:53Speaker 2: not really doing anything interesting. It might be interrupted by
- 43:56Speaker 2: a small interesting thing happening, but for the most part,
- 43:59Speaker 2: she's just a rich woman going about her rich woman day.
- 44:02Speaker 2: But she's a rich woman who's disconnected from reality, which
- 44:06Speaker 2: is to say she's a rich woman.
- 44:07Speaker 3: Well, I was gonna say, do you think there's something
- 44:09Speaker 3: too like people that watch this or you know that
- 44:14Speaker 3: enjoy this?
- 44:17Speaker 2: What what? What universe? Is that one Trump universe?
- 44:22Speaker 3: But do you think there's something to like what you're saying?
- 44:25Speaker 3: They see the opulence on the screen, and it's like
- 44:28Speaker 3: in their mind, is it a Oh, they're powerful, successful,
- 44:34Speaker 3: They should be where they're at, and this makes me
- 44:39Speaker 3: happy and secure, powerful and successful and rich people are
- 44:44Speaker 3: making the decisions.
- 44:45Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like there's part of that here,
- 44:48Speaker 2: you know the I mean, people voted for Donald Trump
- 44:50Speaker 2: because they perceived him to be a successful businessman when
- 44:53Speaker 2: the guy has not run a successful business ever. Really,
- 44:57Speaker 2: his businesses have gone bankrupt. His brand name is only
- 45:01Speaker 2: worthwhile to certain people in certain circles. And now that
- 45:04Speaker 2: has exploded beyond its original box that it was in.
- 45:08Speaker 2: I think people in this country that are easily swayed
- 45:11Speaker 2: and easily taken advantage of. Look at Donald Trump and
- 45:15Speaker 2: what he has, like a fishing lure that's metallic. You
- 45:18Speaker 2: see the lure, but you don't see the hookah, and
- 45:21Speaker 2: you see the lure, and you see that little piece
- 45:23Speaker 2: of metal twisting in the water. And these people, unfortunately
- 45:27Speaker 2: have been taken advantage of. And that's the thing. I
- 45:29Speaker 2: feel sorry for these people. I don't look at them
- 45:31Speaker 2: as morons. I look at the people in charge as
- 45:35Speaker 2: people who know how to take advantage of people who
- 45:37Speaker 2: are easily swayed by someone who has something to say
- 45:40Speaker 2: that doesn't sound like what you've heard. And I feel
- 45:43Speaker 2: bad because there are people in this country who have
- 45:45Speaker 2: been taken advantage of by the system so so much
- 45:49Speaker 2: that their only course of action was to put their
- 45:52Speaker 2: faith behind someone like this. And you know what, maybe
- 45:55Speaker 2: there is a universe where someone like Donald Trump did
- 45:57Speaker 2: what he said he was going to do in terms
- 45:58Speaker 2: of draining the swamp and fixing the system, but he
- 46:01Speaker 2: got in there and he just made it worse. He
- 46:03Speaker 2: just filled the swamp back up with his own cronies
- 46:05Speaker 2: and increased his bottom line and has done nothing else.
- 46:08Speaker 2: And it's it's not again, this is not me making
- 46:10Speaker 2: an opinion, Like some of this has been my opinion,
- 46:12Speaker 2: but some of this has been fact. Donald Trump and
- 46:14Speaker 2: his Trump family have increased their wealth exponentially. I'm sure
- 46:18Speaker 2: since becoming president are becoming involved in politics in a
- 46:21Speaker 2: substantive way. Grifters are gonna grift, and Trump has been
- 46:24Speaker 2: a grifter from day one. He's a snake oil salesman,
- 46:28Speaker 2: he's a con man. He's a lot of things that
- 46:30Speaker 2: are really negative things that you or I would not
- 46:35Speaker 2: want someone to perceive us as.
- 46:37Speaker 3: Well as I say, a part of politics that I
- 46:39Speaker 3: learned at a very young age, junior high maybe, is
- 46:42Speaker 3: that you can't use your position of power to build wealth.
- 46:47Speaker 2: You shouldn't be allowed to. But yet the people in
- 46:49Speaker 2: Congress still trade stocks.
- 46:51Speaker 3: So yeah, I don't think it was a ever a
- 46:55Speaker 3: law that's like been you know, ngrieved into concrete. It's
- 47:00Speaker 3: in a gentleman's law.
- 47:02Speaker 2: Well, and again that's where I go back to the
- 47:04Speaker 2: idea of like a post ideological society that we live in, because,
- 47:08Speaker 2: like you said, in an ideological society, someone gets into
- 47:11Speaker 2: politics because they want to change things. They want to
- 47:14Speaker 2: increase the value of the country. They want to push
- 47:17Speaker 2: their ideas and beliefs and thoughts and turn ideas into
- 47:21Speaker 2: laws and action. And in this world that we live
- 47:25Speaker 2: in now, this is all about increasing your bottom line
- 47:28Speaker 2: and wealth. Increasing is not an ideological stance. That's just
- 47:33Speaker 2: creating wealth. And that's the thing twenty thirty years ago
- 47:36Speaker 2: when George Bush invaded the Middle East to stop the
- 47:40Speaker 2: WMDs quotation that was being done ostensibly to stop the WNDS.
- 47:45Speaker 2: Now with what we have in this in the world
- 47:48Speaker 2: that we live in, in the political sphere of our country,
- 47:50Speaker 2: we invaded Iran because why no reason given, not even
- 47:55Speaker 2: an attempt at a reason given. In this post ideological society,
- 47:59Speaker 2: people have given up on trying to explain why they
- 48:01Speaker 2: want to do things or pretending and just do it
- 48:04Speaker 2: because fuck it, nobody cares anymore anyways. And that's so on,
- 48:08Speaker 2: god damn believably, because to live in a post ideological
- 48:12Speaker 2: society is to live in a society not dictated or
- 48:16Speaker 2: ruled by anything other than my own personal wants, needs
- 48:20Speaker 2: and desires being fulfilled, and as a society of people
- 48:24Speaker 2: who have all made a implicit decision to live in
- 48:28Speaker 2: at least somewhat observance of the rules. These kinds of
- 48:31Speaker 2: people show that not only do I not have to
- 48:33Speaker 2: obey the rules, I am above the rules, and the
- 48:35Speaker 2: rules don't exist. And when you do that, you cause
- 48:39Speaker 2: the foundation of our society to erode. You help erode
- 48:43Speaker 2: the foundation of our society. And that's what this movie,
- 48:46Speaker 2: in my mind is all it is, is just it's
- 48:48Speaker 2: they've gone into politics and they've eroted it. And now
- 48:50Speaker 2: they've come into the film industry and they've eroted it,
- 48:53Speaker 2: like documentary films as a genre, which I don't care
- 48:57Speaker 2: what the fuck they say this movie is. It's a documentary.
- 48:59Speaker 2: Shut fuck up. This isn't a thrillomedy, this isn't a
- 49:03Speaker 2: dramamed or whatever the fuck. This is a documentary. This
- 49:07Speaker 2: film being given the level of importance it was given
- 49:10Speaker 2: by Jeff Bezos and Amazon, the money it was given
- 49:14Speaker 2: the theatrical release, which is ostensibly why I'm Malania wanted
- 49:17Speaker 2: to go with Amazon is because they were gonna put
- 49:19Speaker 2: it in theaters. Okay, sure, whatever. All of that exists
- 49:24Speaker 2: now in a society that is not being dictated by
- 49:26Speaker 2: anything other than one's personal desires and wants outwardly, And
- 49:30Speaker 2: it used to be that was not the case. Outwardly,
- 49:32Speaker 2: people used to pretend even that they were doing things
- 49:35Speaker 2: for ideological reasons. Now it's just I just want money
- 49:38Speaker 2: and I'm rich and I don't care, and fuck it
- 49:41Speaker 2: and in in, in not taking a stance or having
- 49:45Speaker 2: anything to say, they've helped contribute to the erosion of
- 49:48Speaker 2: documentary film as a serious art form, even one percent.
- 49:52Speaker 2: It's not much, but the fact that this film went
- 49:56Speaker 2: into theaters, into multiple theaters, large amounts of theaters across country,
- 50:00Speaker 2: and there are documentaries that aren't getting out there that
- 50:02Speaker 2: are much more important, interesting, or timely is disgusting. And
- 50:07Speaker 2: the fact that this might be the first documentary that
- 50:09Speaker 2: some people see in theaters also disgusting. Like, there's so
- 50:12Speaker 2: many amazing film that are documentary films that are about
- 50:15Speaker 2: the political process or being engaged in politics, or about
- 50:19Speaker 2: a politician, you know, just to think of one off
- 50:22Speaker 2: the top of my head. The War Room is a
- 50:23Speaker 2: great example of politics in the nineties, like or you know,
- 50:27Speaker 2: I don't know there. I don't even want to I
- 50:28Speaker 2: don't even want to mention anything else at the moment
- 50:30Speaker 2: because I want to focus so much on this and
- 50:32Speaker 2: how upset it makes me that this is a documentary
- 50:36Speaker 2: film in the same world as Werner Herzog's film, as
- 50:39Speaker 2: Alex Gibney's films, as Errol Morris's film, like and this
- 50:44Speaker 2: isn't that like same now umbrella of this is a
- 50:48Speaker 2: documentary and it irritates me because as someone who loves film,
- 50:53Speaker 2: spends every day thinking about film and working in the
- 50:55Speaker 2: film industry, this movie being given forty million dollars is
- 50:59Speaker 2: thirty nine point nine million dollars more than it needed.
- 51:03Speaker 2: And it doesn't justify the costs at all, unless you're
- 51:06Speaker 2: just giving someone money to pay them, which is what
- 51:09Speaker 2: they did.
- 51:10Speaker 3: So do you think this time next year, when they
- 51:14Speaker 3: are doing the Oscars, how many awards you think Milani
- 51:17Speaker 3: is gonna be up for over under all of them?
- 51:20Speaker 4: Best Actress in a Field Malania nominated five times.
- 51:27Speaker 3: Best Supporting Actor, Yeah yeah.
- 51:31Speaker 2: Baron Trump, Best Supporting Actor jd Vance, Yeah yeah, talk
- 51:35Speaker 2: talk about really revealing how much Donald and Malania hate
- 51:38Speaker 2: each other. Huh. The fact that she did not watch
- 51:42Speaker 2: him win the election is the funniest fucking thing possible.
- 51:46Speaker 2: I think I said it when we were watching the movie.
- 51:48Speaker 2: The funniest thing about this movie is the World's worst man.
- 51:52Speaker 2: Even the world's worst man is vexed by his nag
- 51:55Speaker 2: of a wife kuk yuk yuck like, just like even
- 51:59Speaker 2: the most of even the world's most terrible man is
- 52:02Speaker 2: vexed by his awful wife like like.
- 52:04Speaker 3: Of course, of course, with her saying that she didn't
- 52:07Speaker 3: watch it, I couldn't help but wonder why is this
- 52:10Speaker 3: in the film. It's such a terrible look.
- 52:14Speaker 2: That's right, Like the film has made no sense of
- 52:16Speaker 2: irony whatsoever, no irony whatsoever.
- 52:19Speaker 3: The way she talks to him in that phone conversation
- 52:22Speaker 3: is like he's a five year old that got a
- 52:24Speaker 3: participation award at a science fair, Like, yes, good job,
- 52:27Speaker 3: you did good. Yes, I'll look at it when I
- 52:30Speaker 3: get home.
- 52:31Speaker 2: It wasn't a participation award, it was a Nobel Peace Prize.
- 52:34Speaker 2: And it wasn't a science fair. It was FIFA. Mommy, mommy, look,
- 52:39Speaker 2: I got an award. Great, they gave one to everyone. Congratulations.
- 52:43Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a good job being elected president. I have
- 52:46Speaker 3: to go yell at somebody about the collar on my dress. Right.
- 52:50Speaker 2: The amount of privilege that these motherfuckers have.
- 52:54Speaker 3: Is just that was another through line of the film.
- 52:57Speaker 2: Look privilege, Look at the opulence. Wow, look at me
- 53:01Speaker 2: barfing in my seat.
- 53:02Speaker 3: I loved when during one of the dress fittings, she's like,
- 53:07Speaker 3: I don't like this, Let's cut it, and they're like, yeah, yeah,
- 53:09Speaker 3: it's just her. Yes, people that are around her, Yes,
- 53:12Speaker 3: let's cut it. And then the people that actually do
- 53:15Speaker 3: the altering are looking at each other like what like
- 53:18Speaker 3: and one of them even says, you can't cut that.
- 53:21Speaker 2: Well, this is the same group of people that thought
- 53:23Speaker 2: you could add to fabric after you've cut it. Yeah,
- 53:26Speaker 2: Milania Trump really in the film is like, put the
- 53:29Speaker 2: put the fabric back, and it's like, that's not how
- 53:32Speaker 2: that work. I would did anything in your life other
- 53:36Speaker 2: than sit around.
- 53:37Speaker 3: But there's some looks that some of those alteration people
- 53:40Speaker 3: were giving.
- 53:42Speaker 2: One another and her.
- 53:44Speaker 3: Yeah, that was fun. If there was, I have my answer.
- 53:49Speaker 3: There's one character in this film, who who are you
- 53:52Speaker 3: rooting for the film to be over to take a character.
- 53:57Speaker 2: Oh, if I were from the film reading for I
- 54:01Speaker 2: don't know. That's the thing, Like, I couldn't tell you
- 54:03Speaker 2: because there's not really anybody.
- 54:04Speaker 3: I'll tell you mine Hairve.
- 54:06Speaker 2: Airve Pierre don't root too hard for Airva. Airve got
- 54:09Speaker 2: paid one hundred and twenty two thousand dollars as he
- 54:12Speaker 2: was leaving the White House the first time. Oh really,
- 54:14Speaker 2: for strategic consulting.
- 54:16Speaker 3: He just seems like a nice guy.
- 54:18Speaker 2: Well, when the family is paying her six figures fucking
- 54:21Speaker 2: money for making their dresses, I'm sure you'd think they
- 54:24Speaker 2: were nice people too.
- 54:25Speaker 3: Oh true. But he's an immigrant that made it. He's
- 54:28Speaker 3: an immigrant that made it.
- 54:29Speaker 2: Part of the upper cress cognizania of immigrants who hate
- 54:32Speaker 2: other immigrants who haven't made it.
- 54:34Speaker 3: I don't know if he hates other immigrants.
- 54:35Speaker 2: Right, Sorry, Allegedly self loathing comes in many for you know, Dustin,
- 54:41Speaker 2: we've talked a lot about a lot of movies together.
- 54:43Speaker 2: We were reminiscing the other evening about a rach andophobia,
- 54:47Speaker 2: a film about spiders, A bunch of spiders, which this
- 54:49Speaker 2: movie has in common with a rachnophobia movie about a
- 54:52Speaker 2: bunch of fucking spiders. Is this the worst thing that
- 54:55Speaker 2: we've ever watched together?
- 54:57Speaker 3: Maybe? I mean, honestly, I joke about like the hair thing,
- 55:00Speaker 3: but this is there's really nothing that great about this film.
- 55:05Speaker 3: I mean, you can't eat hate watch it.
- 55:07Speaker 2: You can't eat it's so boring. It's hard to hate watch.
- 55:10Speaker 3: It has a couple good moments, like I said, with
- 55:12Speaker 3: the immigration stories, but that doesn't set it apart from
- 55:15Speaker 3: other movies. It's it's it's almost sad that that's that
- 55:19Speaker 3: their stories are buried in this well.
- 55:22Speaker 2: They had to pat out the forty minutes of her
- 55:25Speaker 2: walking around somehow.
- 55:27Speaker 3: Yeah, this is probably the worst one we've done together.
- 55:29Speaker 2: It's the worst movie I've ever seen in terms of
- 55:32Speaker 2: the production value behind it.
- 55:34Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that ratio is way off.
- 55:37Speaker 2: Movie cost forty million Milania made thirty the film made sixteen. Wow,
- 55:42Speaker 2: you laundered forty million dollars the hard way.
- 55:45Speaker 3: Yeah, no kidding.
- 55:46Speaker 2: There's got to be a better way to do it,
- 55:47Speaker 2: like some sort of like island in the Maldives or
- 55:50Speaker 2: something like, some easier way to do it than like this,
- 55:53Speaker 2: like you know, maybe selling crypto I don't know, or
- 55:59Speaker 2: or selling to the Middle East, like there's plenty of
- 56:01Speaker 2: ways to make money, not like they haven't already done
- 56:03Speaker 2: those things. So I guess this is just another scheme
- 56:07Speaker 2: for scheming money making fucks to do.
- 56:09Speaker 3: They're saturated every other way to do it, so why
- 56:12Speaker 3: not try this?
- 56:13Speaker 2: Grifter is gonna grift? I mean, I'm waiting for Donald
- 56:16Speaker 2: and Malania to write a children's book.
- 56:18Speaker 3: Well, that's probably gonna happen. Yeah, you think there's gonna
- 56:20Speaker 3: be a sequel?
- 56:21Speaker 2: Oh god, Milania too, yep. I'd like for them to
- 56:27Speaker 2: get to Malania nine, just so it could finally lean
- 56:29Speaker 2: into the the right germanness of it all. Milania n
- 56:33Speaker 2: e I N nine.
- 56:36Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna be Malania again.
- 56:40Speaker 2: Milania too. Here we grow again. I mean, she does
- 56:44Speaker 2: kind of look like the female gremlin from that second
- 56:47Speaker 2: movie Oh Man, that one that goes after Robert Piccardo.
- 56:53Speaker 2: She just kind of look like the female gremlin. Can
- 56:55Speaker 2: I just say and like this is I know this
- 56:57Speaker 2: is gonna strike some people the wrong way, but like
- 56:58Speaker 2: what a just distaste person? Milania is just like through
- 57:02Speaker 2: and through.
- 57:03Speaker 3: Like my other question, do you think she's gonna show
- 57:05Speaker 3: up now that this has happened? The a cameo in
- 57:09Speaker 3: certain projects within Amazon or within Oh it's just like
- 57:13Speaker 3: a like a stan Lee thing.
- 57:15Speaker 2: Yeah no no no no no no no no no no.
- 57:18Speaker 2: Milania is showing up delivering a letter to somebody, or
- 57:21Speaker 2: Mulania as a bus driver, Milania as the Watcher, the
- 57:26Speaker 2: Watcher in Marvel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would, I mean
- 57:29Speaker 2: that would be funny. All of a sudden, marvelous miss
- 57:32Speaker 2: masl Milania just shows up in fucking Shrieking the Jason
- 57:35Speaker 2: Siegel Show. She just shows up like.
- 57:37Speaker 3: Okay, did do another home alone movie? And the kids
- 57:40Speaker 3: in the hotel and she and she's one pointing him
- 57:44Speaker 3: to the bathroom, their.
- 57:46Speaker 2: Small American boy. I don't know if my Milania is
- 57:50Speaker 2: on point or not, but it's definitely Eastern European disinterested,
- 57:54Speaker 2: which I feel like our ways to describe Milania.
- 58:00Speaker 4: I don't really care as long as it makes me money.
- 58:05Speaker 2: Like it. Our country is in crisis. Our country is
- 58:08Speaker 2: in a place that I think a lot of people
- 58:12Speaker 2: my age and your age are are disappointed in. And
- 58:17Speaker 2: I think rightfully, Lisa, and the noise has not gotten quieter,
- 58:21Speaker 2: it's only gotten louder. And this is a megaphone in
- 58:24Speaker 2: a lot of ways, like they've taken over everything and
- 58:28Speaker 2: movies are no different. It's and it's unfortunate, but you know,
- 58:32Speaker 2: the film industry knows bullshit when it sees it. Nobody
- 58:36Speaker 2: went and saw this movie. The people that they wanted
- 58:38Speaker 2: to come out for this movie didn't even come and
- 58:40Speaker 2: see it. It's like there was a massive red wave
- 58:42Speaker 2: and they made all this money on the backs of
- 58:44Speaker 2: their supporters. Nobody went saw this shit.
- 58:47Speaker 3: They haven't bought out theaters just to sell tickets.
- 58:49Speaker 2: Well, WCW was doing that in the nineties, so you know,
- 58:52Speaker 2: failing organizations try to make things look better. I mean,
- 58:56Speaker 2: you know, it's no surprise that during this movie we
- 58:58Speaker 2: have a moment where Notald Trump is asking about the
- 59:01Speaker 2: size of the groups. Like these people are all about appearances.
- 59:04Speaker 2: That's all they're about. They have no there's no substance,
- 59:08Speaker 2: there's no value, there's no anything. They are. They are
- 59:12Speaker 2: like they are like what happens when you film advertising
- 59:16Speaker 2: for food, but then you expect to be able to
- 59:18Speaker 2: eat the food as well. Expectation and reality are significant
- 59:22Speaker 2: on opposite they're just on opposite ends of the room.
- 59:25Speaker 2: Like this movie looks well made, but that's not impressive
- 59:28Speaker 2: and there's no substance. It's like it's like cheese being
- 59:31Speaker 2: sprinkled on cardboard and calling it pizza. Like what, There's
- 59:34Speaker 2: no value here, and it's unfortunate. I know that, you know,
- 59:38Speaker 2: Michelle Obama's documentary Becoming went up, like the percentage of
- 59:42Speaker 2: people watching that went up like thirteen thousand percent or
- 59:45Speaker 2: something like. You know, there are good things that come
- 59:47Speaker 2: out of this, people being engaged in the opposite direction,
- 59:51Speaker 2: So there is some positive that can come out of this.
- 59:54Speaker 2: But I think overall, I think overall, a film like
- 59:59Speaker 2: this does not move the needle in any substantive way,
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: and I don't think that the people who made it
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: were really trying to anyways. So that brings me to
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: one of my last questions here, because I really want
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: to know your thoughts on Brett fucking Rattner. What the
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: hell man? Look, I know the guy's had his problems
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: because he's one of those sex pest dudes allegedly, But
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: why you would take on this other than to become
- 1:00:23Speaker 2: a shit heel for the president and his BACKI fucks
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: is beyond me. I mean, I guess he is also
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: an agent of the Israeli state because he's buddies with
- 1:00:33Speaker 2: net and Yahoo. So so that's fun as well. So, boy,
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: why don't why don't we just go and just ingratiate
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: ourselves with everybody awful while we're at it. Was he
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: on Epstein Island? He probably was, Oh yeah he was.
- 1:00:44Speaker 3: Yeah, there's photo evidence of it. As say, my brain
- 1:00:47Speaker 3: goes to, you know, the the bulletin board with his
- 1:00:51Speaker 3: picture with red string drawn two different things, you know, Israel, Epstein, Trump,
- 1:00:58Speaker 3: you know, all connected. You know, that's kind of where
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: my brain goes, like, why was he given? Why was
- 1:01:05Speaker 3: he the one tasked with this? There's a reason, you know,
- 1:01:10Speaker 3: there is a reason.
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: Yeah I was. I was obviously being very facetious here.
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: The reason is is the reasons are many. We are legion,
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: The reasons are legion. Like he was on Epstein Island.
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: He's part of the me too movement, as in he
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: was a guy accused of rape. He is also kind
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: of a piece of shit. He's also really big fans
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: of and friends with Israel. So you just you know, Israel,
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: who we know has helped start this Iranian war. If
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: not are the sole proprietors of why this country is
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: and I is Iranian war that we're currently involved in.
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: It wouldn't Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me that this is
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: the guy that they hired. It's just sad because Brett
- 1:01:51Speaker 2: Ratner has made some movies that aren't terrible.
- 1:01:55Speaker 3: Right, No, now, what's the thought process? Though? There is it? Oh,
- 1:01:58Speaker 3: let's throw the SKay a bone or he's in the
- 1:02:01Speaker 3: ilk or what.
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: That's what I think. I think it's the I think
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: it's the this guy is part of the Epstein you know, engagement,
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: and so his involvement in this movie is just one
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: more tacit admittance that you guys fucked kids on Epstein Island.
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: Like if anybody else had directed this, I would have
- 1:02:17Speaker 2: been like, Okay, I don't know why you're directing this.
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: But for me, it's like, well, Brett Ratner directed it
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: so he can try to clear his name from the
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: Epstein stuff, and it's like, maybe don't direct a movie
- 1:02:26Speaker 2: about Donald Trump's wife. Then. Wasn't it Epstein who introduced
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: Donald Trump and his wife?
- 1:02:32Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: According to Mark Wolfe and his book, like, yep, I'm sorry, Like,
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: please explain to me why are we Why are we
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: hiring people who are gonna make people who do any
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: amount of research that you are involved in the rape
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: of children. Why didn't they just hire fucking Brian Singer
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: while they're at it? Like real, like Ratner directed a
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: fucking the third Brian Singer X Men movie because Brian
- 1:02:55Speaker 2: Singer left. Why didn't they have this? Could have been
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: a co you know what the should have been. There
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: should have been a own co directed by Brian Singer
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: and Brett Ratner and direct and narrated by Kevin Spacey.
- 1:03:06Speaker 3: Was it like produced by Harvey Weinstein or anything.
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: No, not, Shockingly, it wasn't. Somehow that would I mean,
- 1:03:13Speaker 2: that would have been that. That would have been the
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: only way to really lean into this more than they did,
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: would to have Brian Singer and Kevin Spacey involved, the
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: other two most well known men in the industry in
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: terms of sexual assault allegation.
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: Yeah, you see Kevin Spacey at like the head table
- 1:03:28Speaker 3: at the ball.
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: I mean having to see Elon Musk and Bezos is
- 1:03:32Speaker 2: bad enough. It's like, we get it. You guys are
- 1:03:35Speaker 2: all incestuous billionaire fucks. We get it. I understand. Like,
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: you know, the film industry itself is very incestuous. You
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: know as someone who now works for as the chief
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: development officer for a physical distribution company. Our network of
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: people is insanely incestuous. There are people weaving in and
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: out of our things all over the place. So I
- 1:03:55Speaker 2: get it like politics are the same way, and so
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: is apparently the world of sexual assaulting children. So great
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: all the terrible people congregate together. Who to thunk? I
- 1:04:05Speaker 2: hope that we don't get more movies like this that
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: are taken as seriously as this one, because this movie
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: deserves to be relegated to the trash bin of film history,
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: just like Denesh Dessuz's film. They're not serious films, not
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: being made by serious people. And the fact that this
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: is being attempted to be portrayed that way, I think
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: speaks volumes of the lack of self awareness of everyone
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: involved in the making of and I think it also
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: just speaks to the privilege of the people who benefited
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: financially from this movie that they thought they were important
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: enough to be the subject of a forty million dollar document.
- 1:04:41Speaker 3: I'm going to make a prediction this is just the
- 1:04:44Speaker 3: first installment in the Trump Cinematic Universe TCU. Yeah, and
- 1:04:50Speaker 3: we're gonna see other movies, Eric Hornine, Don Jube, Eric
- 1:04:56Speaker 3: Don Junior, who's the lesser known sister Tiffany or something
- 1:05:00Speaker 3: Trump Yeah a bunka.
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: Well, supposedly a docuseries is being made off of this
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: film see TCU. I will say that if that docuseries
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: comes out, I think we have unfortunately signed ourselves up
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: to cover it, because I don't think many people have
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: covered this film, and I don't like that we did,
- 1:05:21Speaker 2: because we've given this film an hour and a half
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: more than it deserved, and we've given it more credibility
- 1:05:25Speaker 2: than it needed. But at the same time, I think
- 1:05:27Speaker 2: if people in our industry are ignoring it, you're missing
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: the like this is unignorable at this point, So stop
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: pretending like you know. This is not a position I
- 1:05:37Speaker 2: like being in as a film reviewer or as a
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: film critique critique as in Critic and the Bad.
- 1:05:43Speaker 3: Yeah, well you said it was one hundred and four minutes.
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: Sixty four of it was what I talked about earlier,
- 1:05:48Speaker 3: with the walking and the dresses and the interior designers.
- 1:05:53Speaker 3: And then I'll even be a little more conservative and
- 1:05:55Speaker 3: say twenty minutes of it was about immigrants, like immigrants
- 1:05:59Speaker 3: sharing their and how they've come to be in the
- 1:06:02Speaker 3: positions that they're in, or her mom, which Lee. So
- 1:06:06Speaker 3: that's eighty four minutes. So out of one hundred and
- 1:06:09Speaker 3: four minutes, that's twenty minutes left of B role, which
- 1:06:13Speaker 3: some of that B role is mixed in with what
- 1:06:16Speaker 3: we've already talked about, and just playing of clips from
- 1:06:21Speaker 3: what has happened in history, the inauguration, things like that.
- 1:06:25Speaker 3: That's really all it is.
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: Yeah, I would hope that time is unkind to this film.
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: I would hope that we as a society will continue
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: to be unkind and unwavering in our rejection long term
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: of these kinds of beliefs and these kinds of people's
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: kind of involvement in the arts. And I'm not saying
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: if you have a viewpoint I don't agree with, you
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: can't be involved in the arts. I'm not saying. I'm
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: just saying, if you're going to be involved in the arts,
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: do it for the right reason. Because being involved in
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: the arts to be financially wealthy because you can game
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: the system is about as sad of a sack of
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: shit thing to do is humanly possible, And yet here
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: we are because that's what you've done. There are people
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: in this industry that work a hell of a lot
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: harder and do a hell of.
- 1:07:07Speaker 3: A lot for beta hell of l and got to
- 1:07:10Speaker 3: do it, and.
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: Do it for a hell of a lot less than
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: twenty eight million dollars to walk around and be annoyed
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: seemingly by film a film crew. I wish this movie
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: had something to say. I wish this movie had a viewpoint,
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: or an idea, or a notion or anything other than
- 1:07:26Speaker 2: swearing fealty and sycophancy to a group of people who
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: are so reprehensible and deplorable that no amount of film
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: washing their image is going to change how absolutely terrible
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: of human deeds are. And this film is just one
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: more notch in a very long belt of notches with
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: notches in it of terrible things about these people that
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: they don't seemingly have the self awareness to understand how
- 1:07:49Speaker 2: terrible it really is and how terrible truly. And to
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: have a woman who's an immigrant with immigrants surrounding here
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: working for her be married to the most infamous immigrant
- 1:07:59Speaker 2: hate of the last twenty thirty years is pretty ironic.
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: And the optics just go right over your head. So
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: this movie deserves to be taken out into the woodshed
- 1:08:11Speaker 2: of history and beaten to death slowly and then buried
- 1:08:15Speaker 2: in a very shallow grave for other filmmakers to come
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: by and look at and go. This is what happens
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: when you make bullshit like this. Huh, people reject you
- 1:08:23Speaker 2: in your career entirely. Like I hope Brett Ratner's ability
- 1:08:26Speaker 2: to direct films is significantly diminished moving forward, because the
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: person whose career should take a real hit as his,
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: because he should have known better, even if he's involved
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: in Epstein Island and everything else, he should have known better,
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: because Bro, this is clown shit, even for you, it's clownshit.
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: I would rather have directed Master of Disguise. So on
- 1:08:46Speaker 2: that uplifting note, if you want to listen to me
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- 1:09:22Speaker 2: to have an interesting discussion about a topic that a
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: lot of people are kind of checked out about. Wonder
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: why Jeff does Dustin thank you so much for joining me.
- 1:09:32Speaker 2: This was fun and it was also your idea, so ultimately,
- 1:09:35Speaker 2: I think the person to blame for this is you.
- 1:09:37Speaker 3: If you're welcome, man, I'm sorry.
- 1:09:40Speaker 2: And as always, we'll catch you on the next episode.
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