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Comic quest Ep 4: Bein there done that · Comic Quest

• 0:01
  SPEAKER_03: Here we are again.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_03: We are 40 meetings draft in the line at Dungeons and Dragons.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_03: How are we gonna get back home?
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_03: We don't know.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_07: This is Comic Quest.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_05: Welcome to the episode number four of Comics Quest.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_05: I'm Tom Stade.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_05: For all you fans out there, I play Phil Futler.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_00: Bill?
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_05: Bill Futler, sorry, Bill Futler.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_05: I play Bill Futler, the cruise comedian.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_05: We've just killed a toad, a big one that could have ate uh Don and Fanny.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_05: Tried to eat Don and now we're we're back uh where we ended up and we're gonna figure out what goes on after this.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_05: So thanks for tuning in.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_05: Remember, uh we've looked at a lot of the insights, and a lot of you uh have only listened for five seconds.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_07: So Yeah, the analytics are not great.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_07: Not great, but you could hold out.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_05: So uh yeah, let's find out what happens.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_05: On to you, Liam Farrelly, the greatest dungeon master of all.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, wow.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_03: That was that.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I firmly disagree, but we've also got Gareth Macho.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_03: Boo boo boo boo fireworks.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_03: Oh I'm playing Don Baldree.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_03: There you go, and we've got the brilliant Kate Hamill.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_02: Uh is it Chick Chicago who's playing Fanny Bigwin.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_02: Fanny is bigwind.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_07: Fanny Bigwin.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_07: Every time it makes me laugh.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_07: Because it's like a fanny pussy fart.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_07: Pussy fart, pussy fart, pussy fart.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_07: Maybe Lily Allen saying that.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_02: I thought it was a normal fart, normal fart, but it was a pussy fart.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_02: Pussy fart.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_07: It's the danger of having two holes.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_07: Like you're always running a risk.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_07: You're running a risk.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_07: Everybody has two holes.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_02: I was gonna say we have more holes in the well, yeah.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_07: There's no dick part.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_07: Let's not get into the dick fart?
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_07: We're three.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_07: There's no such thing as well.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_07: I've never dick farted.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_07: I've never dick farted.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_07: I've never thought.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_07: That came out weird.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_07: Stink.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_02: This pee is dry.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_07: And and this will be the last episode of the podcast.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_07: Try and stay tuned because this is gonna get great.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_07: Sponsored by uh BetterHelp.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_03: Uh where we left off, you just killed the toad.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_03: That's been defeated.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_03: You're in this kind of clearing.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_03: Uh there's some stuff around if you want to have a look about, maybe some stuff you can get like loot.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_03: True.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_03: Uh and there's also just a big dead giant toad in front of you.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_03: So it's now up to you in terms of what you want to do in this space that you've got here.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_03: You could maybe uh remember Derek mentioned that there's an escape tunnel to a village, so you can maybe might have a look for that.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_03: Stuff like that, it's up to you.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, Dawn.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_07: Dawn is gonna go up to the toad and cut its head off.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_07: Shut okay.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_07: Er do weapons do you have to do that?
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_07: Er I'll pick up the trident.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_07: Now he'll go collect that.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_07: He threw it away, but he can go collect it in just several several little stabs to cut the head.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_07: And the reason he's doing that is because he's hoping to bring it back with him to show Derek.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, I know this isn't a toa, but it's still something that we killed.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_07: Why don't you just take its toe or something?
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_07: Because uh a head's more again, a don't.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_07: How big is the head?
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, this thing could eat him.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it'd be too high stick at it.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_07: Massive toad head.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_07: We can do shifts.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_07: Get something from Derek for this.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_07: We need proof that we've taken it out.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_07: It's just our word against his at this point.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, we can't.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_07: Don't we have phones?
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_07: Can we take a picture of him?
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_03: Could take a picture.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_03: That's a good plan.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_03: Forgot we had phones.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_03: Better mind, Derek's never seen a phone before.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, but he'll love it.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_07: It'll blow his mind.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_03: I've seen movies.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna tell him I'll say it's like a really fast painting.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_03: No, okay.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_03: That's a good way to describe a photo on a phone.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_03: So uh you're wanting to take a picture?
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_03: I I'm gonna cut the head off just as a plan.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_05: I'm taking a picture of him cutting the head off of it.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_03: So so the photo.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_05: And I'm gonna post it on my Instagram saying we may not be.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_07: Story or grid.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_07: Uh I'm going with a post because Oh, he cares about it.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I think I think.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_07: Well, how do I know if my 5G doesn't get back to Aberdeen?
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_07: We don't know this, right?
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_07: People could be looking for us.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_07: Why haven't we sent a fucking message?
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_07: On our phone.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_07: Yes.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_07: Why have we just we went, oh well, we're in phone mode now.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_07: And my phone, is there 5G on it?
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_03: Perception check.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_03: With a roll it.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_03: With a phone, roll it.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_03: What I'm gonna say is the mechanic we're gonna use for phones as a mechanic that I'm gonna knack off another DD podcast called Dungeons and Daddies, because that was the best way to do it.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_03: So if you roll me a D20, I'll tell you how much battery is on your phone.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_02: Dungeons and Daddies?
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_03: It's very popular.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_07: That sounds gross.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_02: Don't yuck my yum.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_07: I imagine Pedro Pascal is on that podcast.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_05: It's like a sex ring.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_07: Are you a dragon or are you a daddy?
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_07: No, he said daddy in dungeons.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_07: Dungeons and daddies.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, that sounds like a pedo ring.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_07: Well, what?
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_07: Am I wrong?
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_02: We're saying it sounds like a pussy fork.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_02: And you have a problem with d dungeons and daddies?
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_03: 18.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so you have, I'm gonna say you have 30% battery on your phone.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_03: And every time now that you roll that, though, you're gonna need to get higher than I'm gonna say a 10 or the phone overless battery.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_03: My phone.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay, so but I've taken the picture now.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you've taken the picture.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_07: You do not have 5G.
• 6:07
  unknown: Fuck.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_07: Gotta get out of this cave.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_07: My phone will never die because Don has a Nokia 3210.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_07: So just it doesn't even don't even ask him if you're not.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_03: Someday on Dungeons and Dra Daddies tried to pull this at Zach Move as well.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_02: You think you're original?
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they might like my phone Sid Nokia.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, so yeah, my But that means it won't have a camera.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_03: That's fine, he took the phone.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_07: But the battery thing's true.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_07: That thing lasts.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_05: Daddies and Dungeons.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_05: Uh-huh.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, now it sounds okay.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_07: But if we weren't playing Dungeons and Daddy.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_07: Can we move on from plugging another podcast and maybe play our role?
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_03: So roll me a D20, I'll tell you how much how much battery you've got.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_03: Nineteen.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_03: You've got I'm going to say you've got 80, and you you you need to roll higher than a come on.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_03: 95.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_03: Playboy.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_03: 19.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_03: That's a n that feels that feels like a 95 sort of roll.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_02: I think you guys should barter.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm happy to barter.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_03: Uh do you want to check your phone, Fanny?
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_03: You're leaving it.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm gonna check my phone.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_07: Can you hear the rats crawling above us right now?
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_02: 19, baby.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, when we go for phones, we get high.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_07: When we attack fucking frogs.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_07: Twos, two.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_07: Two dice.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_07: What battery is your phone on?
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_07: 20, 20, 20.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, you're gonna die.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_07: Two.
• 7:27
  unknown: All right.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_03: Why do I even name a phone?
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_03: 40%.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_03: You need to roll higher than a D10 to make sure it doesn't.
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_02: 30%.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it's an iPhone, so there's a load of stuff that you could use that.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_02: He got 80%.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but he's got his phone, it doesn't have a torch.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_03: His phone is literally just a phone.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_02: Jesus fucking Christ.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_03: Danny's an iPhone.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_02: That is a very good idea.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it does have snakes.
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_07: I don't think Don could afford that kind of thing.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_07: Don is a burner sort of guy.
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_02: Murder?
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_07: Extra phone.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_07: Is that burner?
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, is that burner phone?
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_05: Your burner phone.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_05: Like it's so if I'm having like an affair or something.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_07: But I thought that was like the type of phone.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_07: It's just an extra phone.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_07: How did I get to 31 years of age?
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_07: I didn't even hear the first Lily album.
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_07: Burn burner.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_07: Burner.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_07: No, but that I can believe.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_07: Burner, it means another.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_07: I thought it meant one that you can just turn over.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_07: Turn over phone.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_03: It kinda, it's like a phone that's got no attachment.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_07: So if I only had one phone and it was a shitty phone, that wouldn't be a burner.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_07: Oh.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_07: If you're if you're committing crimes, you have a burner.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_02: Burner phone is just used for like drug deals or an affair, or it's like a phone.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_05: Or if you're a daddy in a dungeon.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_02: I'm glad you've come around to this.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_02: Taking pictures of the kids in the dungeon.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_05: No, no.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no, no.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_07: All right.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, that's a good thing.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_07: That's a hard edit point.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_07: Hard edit.
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know my audience.
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_07: I'm sorry, everybody.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_07: Speaking of a hard edit point.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_07: End it, end it, end it, edit.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_03: What he's about to do in the case.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_05: Um, he's cut which turn is it?
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_03: So you want to cut the head off, roll me uh D twenty, and we'll call this I don't know what type of skill that was.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_07: Strength, strength, strength.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_03: Strength?
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_03: No, it did sterity because you that will determine how well you cut it off.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_03: It's the same number wise.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_03: Fourteen.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_03: Plus.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_03: Motherfucking six.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_03: So it's a nice froghead's coming with me.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_03: It's a nice clean cut uh and it looks pretty presentable, and you've got the froghead now.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_03: Uh Bill has a picture of the dead frog on his phone.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_03: Brainwave.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_03: Can I put the froghead in the mine cart and take that with us?
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you remember you've got to go upstairs, so you're gonna have to push the cart up the stairs.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_03: Easier than carrying a froghead.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_03: Easier than have you ever had to like bump a pram and stairs and stuff like that?
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_03: As I am not a father and or a paedophile.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_07: No, I have not.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_07: The kids say not one.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_02: I know the more you say it, whether you're saying I'm not one.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_07: Everyone, relax.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_02: And also one would say that's what I And also just to be clear, I've never gone into a locker room and videotaped anyone.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_02: I just want to put that out there.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_02: See how weird that sounds?
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_02: See how unprompted?
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_07: No, but I still think the cart will be better and easier than Tarron.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing incriminating over here.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so you got the head and the cart.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_03: Is there anything else you want to do?
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_02: I would like to perceive.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_02: I want to know what's around this toad.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_02: What was he guarding?
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_03: Fourteen.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_03: Fourteen.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_07: Four.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_07: Four was it.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_03: You have pluses to your perceptions as well, by the way.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_02: I'm negative one, so I'm 13.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_03: Tom, what's your perception?
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_03: You've got a plus to perception.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_02: Where's my perception?
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_03: 13.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_03: It's in a big box at the top, I'm sure.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, up here?
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_02: It's right here, yeah.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_02: It's in this list, Tom.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_07: Persuasion.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_02: Perception, yeah.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_07: Fourteen for me.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_07: Fourteen?
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_07: Lovely.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_07: Never mind.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_03: Didn't even need to look.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_03: So Tom.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_02: Passive perception.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_03: I feel like.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_03: Passive perception would be if someone was trying to sneak attack you, that's what they would need to get higher than.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_03: How about that?
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's all good.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_03: My final score was eight.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, eight.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_03: No worries.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, plus four.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_03: So Tom, uh Bill, even as the one who notices us, there is a bag that looks like it's wrapped on the floor.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, do you want to go investigate the bag?
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_03: I totally want to grab a bag.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, real quick, Don is plus four perception.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_02: His eyes must be fucking bugging out of your face.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_02: Plus four perception?
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_02: Your your eyes are like tennis balls.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_07: For an alcoholic, he's weirdly awake.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, but you should also be coming down, because how many days has it been since you haven't drank?
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_07: No, he's itching.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_07: Like at 24 hours.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_07: I mean, I'm as a fellow ex-alcoholic.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_07: You got about two days of freaking out, but your third day, you're gonna love it.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I might get better.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_07: This might get better.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_07: This might be the best thing that ever happened to you.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_07: Actually, it might be.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_07: But I'm gonna be a little bit cranky for the next day.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_07: One more day.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_07: To quote what he missed.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_02: One day more.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_02: So he sees a bag.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_02: You see a bag.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_07: Anyways, I got a bag.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_03: Do you put your put your hand into it?
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_05: I wanna quit open.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_05: Is it just a normal bag?
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_03: So it's like a satchel and it's kind of torn.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_03: And then if you put your hand into it, you can feel us a round furry ball.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_03: Do you want to pull it out the throat?
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_07: I love a round furry ball.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, let's grab the ball.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_03: So you pull it out the throat and roll me a D eight.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_03: A D eight.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_03: Can't wait to find out why.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_03: So you throw the ball, it starts to roll and roll and roll, and then you see legs pop out, and then it starts to get bigger and bigger and bigger, and in front of you you have a giant rat.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_03: How big?
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_03: Is it nice?
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_03: It's like a it's about four foot, yeah.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_03: It's friendly to you, it likes you, and it obeys your command.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_03: So that's now you got Sean and a rat.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_03: Well, who's the most likable guy?
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_02: Some people just have it all.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_03: Bill, Bill is.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_03: So I'll just quickly explain to you.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I won't do this with items further down, but because we're at the start, it makes it a bit easier just to explain to you what this item is.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_03: So this bag this thing is called the bag of tricks.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_03: Basically, when you put you pull out the ball when you throw it, it'll you roll a D8 and that'll decide which which animal it turns into, and then that animal will obey your command, it can do attacks and stuff like that.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_03: If you need something to like sneak attack or something like that, it can do that as well.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_03: And another good news, because you've defeated the toad, you've also all gone up a level.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, we get more hit point.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so I'll grab the sheets.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_03: Level two characters.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_00: Whoa!
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_07: My boys, the folders labeled important stuff.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_07: Liam looks cool, but inside he's like all of us, just a little geek.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_07: I want everybody to know that sitting there going, uh Wow, Liam Farrell is so cool.
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, he's already done it! He's already done it.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_07: What is he saying?
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_07: He's gonna need to print new things.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_07: He's already done it.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_07: What a fucking boy, man.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_07: Take this do it.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_07: I guess I'm gonna keep the old one this year.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_07: The old one?
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, you can keep it if you want.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_02: Uh well, maybe actually.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_05: Uh I'm gonna put everybody out there, all my old man people that'll be watching this because they're gonna wonder what Tom's doing.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_05: Um watch.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_05: I uh listening, sorry, listening.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_07: I urge all you old people to get back to your inner child, because that's where I am right now.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_05: My inner child, my 13-year-old Tom has come out to play with a 55-year-old wisdom.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_02: So this truly is uh dungeons and daddies.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_07: Oh nice.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_07: It was nice.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_07: It feels so it's creepy for sure.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_07: It's creepy.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_07: My inner child.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_02: No, calling you a daddy, that's like a big compliment.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_07: That's a very big compliment.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_07: That's Pedro Pascal.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_07: He loves it.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_07: Why?
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_07: Who's Pedro?
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_07: He's a very good thing.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_07: You know Pedro Pascal.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_07: Mr.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_07: Fantastics.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_07: It's Mr.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_07: Fantastics, green pictures.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I know.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_07: He's also in everything.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_07: Yes, correct.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_07: Lazio.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_07: Everything.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_07: And Mandalorian Mandalorian.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_07: Sorry.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_03: Mandalorian, yeah.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_02: So Bill has a pet rat.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_03: Uh and so what's gonna happen as I think this is gonna come in handy.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_03: You Kate, you find four lapis lazuli, uh, which are blue gems.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_02: Blue gems.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, uh, which are worth money.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_02: Four blue gems.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_03: You write that down.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_02: Lapis lazarai.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_03: And Don Baldree finds one big blue stone called a Jasper, and that's worth money.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_03: Ooh, hello, Jess.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_02: Are my things worth money?
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_07: I think one person should write down all the money we get.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_02: Bill Big Rat.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_02: So wait.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_07: I got a big rat.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_02: Four four gems, one big gem, big rat.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_07: I got a big rat.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_07: Jasper.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_07: Does the rat, can it does it, does it can I put it back in the bag?
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_03: You can put it back in the bag.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_03: But uh disappears in the next dawn.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_05: So next time I can throw it out again.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_03: And you depending on what you roll, it'll be a different animal.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, put put the rat back in the bag.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_03: You put you pick up, put it back in the bag.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_03: So now I've got a bag.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_02: Are you gonna name him?
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_07: I I could I think it'd be bad to name them because they only last a day.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_07: You don't want to get attached.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_05: And and it I might roll a three.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_05: It could be a camel next time.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_07: Attack camels.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_03: So that's the other thing you notice is that's a pun.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_03: What did they say?
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_03: That's a pun.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_03: That's a pun, Liam.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_03: What did they say?
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_07: Talking about camels, and he went hump it.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_05: No, I said a camel humpet.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, that's a pun.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_07: But it wasn't an attack pun or anything.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_07: No, but now it's only me that does the attack puns.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_07: Anyone else is just no, it can't be.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_07: That was monitored.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_07: That was monitored for me.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_07: You're gonna be wrong on this.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_07: You are, you don't have to do that.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_07: He said camel humpet.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_07: Don is a drunk.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_07: Why are you listening to the drunk?
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_07: Oh god, now I've got kind of uh are you actually having to see God?
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_03: Not yet, but there is a clap of thunder and a hand appeals from the sky and points at both of us.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_00: There was a God.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_03: They all thought I was like and he pops out of existence, and now you are face to you're not face to face, you're kind of face to ankle with this massive man.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_03: He's you can't see his face, he's a big kind of there's a lot of light coming off him and stuff like that.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_03: And he goes, I really What colour is his toes?
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_03: Blinding light.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, I really did not want to see any more of ULB group of people again.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_03: Do you know why this young?
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_07: Uh because I wanted to ask you the question.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_02: You should allow that.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_02: You should allow it.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_06: The question is, why are we here?
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_07: That's oh, I'm sorry.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_07: Is that too profound for you?
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_07: God.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_03: That's not what we're dealing with right now.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_03: What are we dealing with?
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_03: I think we know.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_03: You too, uh you've been making puns, haven't you?
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_06: I have made a pun, yeah.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_03: That says lion, and lying will not help you.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_07: I I'm gonna say I go I got stiff.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_07: You listen to a drunk named Don Dodd.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, all I said was they said she uh my friend Fang, you know her?
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_07: I haven't made a she's on your naughty list, probably.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_07: Um listen, what I said was, just so you know, this can't be a pun.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_07: And she said, I've sat putting it back and she said, name the rat.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_07: I said, I'm not gonna name the rat because if I take it out, have you ever seen one of these bags?
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not we have the time.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_06: Well, if I pull it out and I go, I don't know what's gonna come out.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_07: The reason I don't want to name it, I may pull it out, roll it, and it could be a camel, and then I just went hump it.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_07: And that's not a that's not anything.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_07: Literally, you've just explained the definition of a pun.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_07: No, it's not because the pun.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_02: Can someone look up what a pun is?
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_02: I want us to really play by the rules on this.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_07: Where I go.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_07: But anyway.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_02: But I love so you didn't even say there's no prefix, just hump it.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_07: I just said hump it.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_07: He said it might be a camel.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_07: Right?
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_02: That's I think that sounds more like a black-eyed peas lyric than anything.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_03: A joke exploiting a different possible meanings of a was or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_03: Humping as in relation to humping is an essential act and also a camel who has a hump.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_03: As you talked about humping, yeah.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_03: So, by definition, you have committed a pun.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_07: Well, God, let's agree to disagree.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_03: That's not how God works.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_03: Let's agree to disagree.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, are you gonna learn from this or I can go ahead and I'm gonna learn from this?
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, I'm gonna send you back and tell Don I'm also gonna have him as well.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_07: What about Fanny?
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I mean Fanny's not about the shitless gate when she comes up to the biggest.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_05: You're a fucking heathen.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_05: He's very well aware of me.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_05: I feel like when I come back, I'm gonna start my own religion.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_07: Like they're gonna go, they're gonna go.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_07: Do you know God?
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_07: Do I know him?
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_07: Fucking we talked about having puns together.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_07: He he even knows what's in my little bag.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_07: Uh thank you, God, and I I appreciate you telling me this.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_07: By the way, uh what color are you?
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_03: Um I'm um whatever you perceive me to be.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_03: I've all found told people.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_07: Sir definitely white.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_07: Right?
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_07: And then I've just read a lot of books and you've just been I just wanted to.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_06: I just have to be curious.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not saying anything, but it didn't I think God's probably mostly like Neanderthal.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_05: I think I think the word God is something that you couldn't describe even if you tried to.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_05: That's what I think it is.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_07: So the Bible's kind of weird.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_07: Time to green.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_07: Even though, yeah.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_07: Could be a toad.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_07: A bluey greed.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_05: Maybe we maybe he's the god of toads.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_02: The original pictures of angels aren't of people, they're of like twenty wings and a bunch of eyes.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_05: Just when you thought it was Dungeons and Dragons, it gets a little bit.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_02: That's the most Dungeons and Dragons things.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_02: Twenty wings and a bunch of eyes as one being.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_02: That's what God is.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, like maybe.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_05: Man, I'm not I'm not sure that that's maybe.
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_03: No, that is that is publicly uh so they'll destrape the The Bible.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_03: That's biblica.
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_03: There's in the Bible they're described as like a thousand eyes.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_03: And and wing well, that I think that's metaphorical, right?
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_07: Well, I I believe the whole Bible is metaphor.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_07: The biggest surprise through all of this is that I've just learned Liam's read the Bible.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_07: That is biblical.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_07: That's how the Bible describes it.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_07: A thousand eyes.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_07: Liam's read the second coming of Christ.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_07: That sister's a nun.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_07: He knows the Bible.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_07: Famously.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_07: Famously.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_07: Famously.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_07: Liam's debut show.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_07: Should we bring that back up?
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_07: Hot water.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_07: Is that a pun?
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_03: It's not a pun.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_03: God is really, God is now gonna go.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_03: Listen, I just want what's best for all of you.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_03: And I care about all you.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_03: I want to send it back to be a better person.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_06: Thank you.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_06: You know what?
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_06: You're the loving God that I've always dreamed of.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_06: You wouldn't punish us, would you?
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, I would.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_06: And he sends you that's the last thing God says to you.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_02: But as you say that, you you're dropping down.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_02: Guess what, guys?
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_02: Bill, are you okay?
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_02: You just disappeared for a while.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, fuck it.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_05: I met God.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_05: He knows he doesn't know who you are for some reason.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_02: I think that's a good thing because you guys keep going up and getting in trouble.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_07: No, how do you know that?
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_07: You were there.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_02: I wasn't there, but Don got in trouble.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_07: Bill, Bill.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_05: He brought me up to say, you know what, I'm gonna roll for lies.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_05: It's deception.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_05: God, God said, he brought me up there and he said, uh, Tom, when you get back down there, tell him that I just wanted everybody or not whoever this Tom guy is.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_07: Tell Tom.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_07: Some guy called Tom Casey.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_07: Uh Bill, he said, Bill, I just want you to know uh how much I appreciate you and you're really helping the world up.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_07: As someone that's been up there with God, I'm calling Bill shit.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_07: No, he didn't like you.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_07: That's what he said.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_07: He said, Tell Don that he's God's eye on him.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_07: But you, you're the man.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, hold on.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_07: Rolls isn't scanning.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_03: Roll for deception.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_07: And he said, if you want to punch me in the head.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_02: Roll for deception.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_02: All from our point of view, you said hump it, and then we're called up into a beam of white light.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, he definitely got the ass kicked out of it.
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_07: Anyways, anyways, listen, we don't have to talk about, you know, God's boring.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_04: Everybody ever been to a party where somebody started talking about God?
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_04: Nobody.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_04: Did you cut the frog's head off?
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I got it in my mind.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_07: Great, great.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_07: Great.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_07: And I know you got some diamonds.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_02: Are you gonna roll for decision?
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_02: Four.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_03: Four.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_03: Everybody knows everybody knows I'm lying.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_03: Everybody knows you're lying.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I still lie.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_03: Are you just leaving that speech but now and you're going back up to Derek?
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_04: I think Don't we should maybe go and check out what's on the other side of the thing.
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_04: Is there another door?
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so you see where the escape tunnel is, and what you notice is that the Katoa have flooded it, so it's completely full of water, so there's not a way to get out that way.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_07: Is it a more or less than 10 gallons?
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_03: It's a lot more than 10 gallons.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_02: That's a good thought, though.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_02: Would my ray of frost freeze now?
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_07: Here we go.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_07: Me and Fanny are one trip boys.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_07: I'm like, can I get rid of water?
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_07: And you're like, Frost.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_02: My ray of frost, would that freeze the water?
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_02: We could skate or is it completely freeze?
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_03: We would freeze a certain amount of it, and then you would need to use a strength check to smash it, but bear in mind it would only freeze like 20 feet of it, and then behind that 20 feet device would be more water.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_07: I'm thinking we should bring Derek Littlehammer.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_07: No, listen, this is what should happen.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_01: He didn't even finish his play.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I mean you know what?
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_07: I'm glad I cut his balls off because it's just he was you're about to you're about to pitch a stupid idea and I cut you off.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_07: I talked to God.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_07: It was a stupid idea.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_07: It was a stupid idea.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_07: Just to get out of there.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_07: You went to talk to God because you were fucking doing shit pun.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_02: We all know you're lying.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, really?
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_05: How'd you know that?
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_07: Because we saw you roll, we saw you roll, and it came up four, and you said a lie anyway.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_02: But in the world, in the world, you can't you have this tell.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_02: Bill has a tell.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_07: No, not lying.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_02: And his eyes, his eyes dart around rapidly.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_07: We know Bill's tell now.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_07: Bill's not a good one.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_07: What do you want to do, Don?
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_07: Derek said he will reward us with ale and more food if we have two days off.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_04: What do you want more day?
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_04: No free.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_07: No, no, we got the.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_02: He needs to get stronger too.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_07: We got the fucking we defeated the toad.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_07: We don't even know.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_07: Derek could be like, holy shit.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_07: Katoa, Katoa Kasmoa, the toad guy, is way more of a big bad.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_07: We don't even know.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_07: What if Derek's like, holy shit?
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_07: I say we bring the toad head up to Derek.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_07: That's what I say.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_07: I said it first.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_07: No, you fucking didn't.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_07: I said it first.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_07: It's because you're cutting my nuts off.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_07: No, you're cutting my nuts off.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_02: While these guys are arguing, Fanny is already pulling the minecart with the head away because she's six.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_03: Fanny's a way up.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_03: What you realize is Dedek's actually been standing about halfway down the staircase.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_03: So as I see come out, he's like, What happened?
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_02: He's like, What happened?
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_02: Derek, thank God you're here.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_02: Bill has something to say to you.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_07: What is it, Bill?
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_07: Why would you give Bill the floor?
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_07: Why would you give me I alone killed the frog?
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_07: Oh bullshit.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_07: Derek, this fucking guy.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_07: He's full of shit.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_07: No, it was a team effort.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_07: In fact, if I'm being honest, Fanny and Sean did the most damage.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_07: Yes, I did.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_07: And then me, then he did zilch.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_07: I did a lot of damage.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_07: He did behind you fucking you dropped a dagger and hid.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_07: That's what you fucking did.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_05: No, I mind fucked him.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_07: He did mindfuck him.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_07: You did mindfuck him.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_07: He leapt away, he mindfucked him.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_05: If I didn't mind fuck him, they couldn't have killed him.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_05: That's it.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_05: Incorrect.
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_07: Incorrect.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, Derek Lydia.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_03: Listen, listen, this is what Sean does.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_03: Sean grabs uh Bill's hand.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, listen to your buddy.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_03: He grabs Don's hand and then he he he kind of nods to Fanny to grab Don's hand and then he raises everybody's hand in the air and we all stand there together.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_03: John's a beautiful thing.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_02: And we say, and we sing Jose Palace.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_03: Posey Palace.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_07: Posey Palace.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_02: Posey Palace.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_02: Posey Palace.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_07: And is that how the song goes?
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_07: Is that the only lyrics?
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_03: That's the chorus.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_02: Derek, I think we should celebrate tonight.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_02: Did you get that ale?
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_03: No, I'm too scared to go to the beach.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_03: I told you.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_02: Fucking hell.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_07: Is the toad worth more to you than the Katoa?
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that was the big monster I told you the Katoa had down there.
• 28:37
  unknown: Oh.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_06: Well, they don't have it no more.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_06: They don't have it.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_06: I know more.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_06: This was the one.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_03: So can we use the escape tunnel to get to Amsterdam?
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_07: No, you can't.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_07: There's water there.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_07: More than 10 gallons and it can't be frozen.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_05: He's been listening.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_07: That's so unbelievably impressed.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_07: I was so impressed.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_02: Derek, it's flooded.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_02: How do we get the water out?
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_07: We looked at the water.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_07: We weighed up for option.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_07: It's more than 10 gallons and it can't be frozen.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_07: So we're back speaking to you, Dick.
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_07: By the way, don't give any Don any booze on a second day.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_07: I'm a specter.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_03: I'm a sponsor.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_02: Derek, how do we get the water out of here?
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think we can.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_03: So I think you're gonna have to go and fight the two evil things that are in the lighthouse so we can all get out of here.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe you want to go and talk to Bean, who runs uh the blacksmith.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_03: Bean?
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_03: Bean.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_03: Beans.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_03: Bean, well, yeah.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_03: Bean used to run the blacksmith with his b brother Q.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_03: B and Q.
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_03: I think you should be in trouble for that, Mr.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_03: Dean.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_03: I don't have any, I don't have a damage metal.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you just say we can.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_02: So we need to talk to B and Q.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you can do that, or you could go out to the beach and get the ale.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_03: It's up to you guys, but what do you want to do?
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_07: Can I also say to Derek, uh, I would like to strike a new business deal.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_07: Seeing as we got you the toad's head and we killed the toad, I want that to be another two weeks rent.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_07: Sure.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_02: He already fucked us over, man.
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_02: His word means nothing.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_07: It's true, but he did say yes, so I'm taking it as a win.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_02: So, guys, I think we should ignore the ale because I don't want to get comfortable here.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_02: Let's not forget who we are.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_02: We are world-class comedians at the Chuckle Bucket.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_07: Thank you.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_07: I don't like the plan of leaving the ale, but you make a good point.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_07: We need to go to the watchtower up top so I can get some 5G and post this on Instagram.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_07: Do you know how many likes it'll get?
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_07: You cutting up.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_02: How many followers do you have?
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_07: I have a million.
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_02: A million and seven?
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_07: A million and seven.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_07: I'm trying to get to a million and ten.
• 30:40
  SPEAKER_07: Just can't seem to reach it.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_07: Been there for like about two years.
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_07: It's like the algorithm don't even know who I am.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_02: That's pretty good.
• 30:48
  unknown: Yes.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_07: Can you tag me in it?
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_07: I'll tag you all in it.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_07: Just get let's get up to the lighthouse so I can't.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_02: How many followers do you got?
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_02: Um three three thirty thousand.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, eight.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_03: Huh?
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_03: You got eight.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_03: I got eight.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_03: How do you use it?
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_03: You got a Nokia?
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_03: That's why I got eight.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_02: He has to log on to the website.
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_07: He plays a lot of snake.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_07: On level eight thousand.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_02: Don Don, I know you want that ale, but if we get up to that house uh watchtower and we get tagged, our comedy careers are gonna blow up.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_07: It'll change it'll change.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_07: It's gonna change our life.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_07: It'll change my life.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_07: It'll and it'll change my someone else's life.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_07: Not mine.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, we should do it.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_07: We should do it.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_07: No one's talking to you, Bill.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_07: Shut the fuck up.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_07: This is why you get punched in the head so much.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_02: Guys, I agree with you.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_02: Is there sexual tension between you two?
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_05: Oh what is with why do you always mention sexual tension?
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_02: Because you were jealous when he was wrestling with a Katoa.
• 31:53
  unknown: What?
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_07: He's jealous of everyone.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_07: I was just saying don't marry a Katoa.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_07: That's it.
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_02: I listened to the other episode today, man.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_02: You said you were jealous.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_07: I think I think it's uh I think a good plan.
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_07: I think it's a good one.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_07: You've all like what if I maybe I like fish people.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_07: That's exactly that's exactly what you said.
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_07: I didn't know it.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_07: Tell us my daughter.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_02: It's good to say, see, the neural pathway is the same.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_07: Don't judge me.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not.
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_07: Whatever.
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_07: That's a joke.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_07: Exactly what you did.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_07: That kind of guy love fucking fish people?
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_07: Of course you can.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_07: I'm married.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_07: Female fish people, by the way, not male.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_03: That's not what you said.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_02: No, no.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_03: It was you specifically said you were into male fish people in that episode.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_03: I gotta listen to it better.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_02: Because that's when we found out that you might have had like a bisexual awakening.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_07: Just with fish people.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_07: Well I love slipping my gills.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_07: Sorry.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_07: God.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_00: No! No.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_00: We gotta go about.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_07: That's not a pun.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_07: That's not even a pun.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, I'll let you away for this.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, let's get up there.
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, so fine.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_07: We all agree it's a good plan.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_07: Let's fucking head up.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_07: Can we leave the toad head with Derrick?
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_03: You can leave it with Derek.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_03: So where are you going to?
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_03: Are you going to the blacksmith to meet Bean or are you going to Bean?
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_07: Because we want to get some weapons.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_03: We need to rehab.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_00: We got money.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_07: We got how much of these.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, ask him how much the fucking gems are worth.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_07: Can I show him?
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_03: Just Derek thing.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_02: No, I think we should wait till Bean.
• 33:26
  SPEAKER_03: Bean?
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_07: Bean's gonna rip us off even more.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, true, because we're gonna have to fucking hag like shit.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_07: Like at least there are.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_02: Guys, these stones mean nothing to us.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_02: We don't want to stay in this world, so I don't care.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_04: It means something when we gotta buy some weapons.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it'll buy us weapons, and that'll be fine.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but we don't know how much it's worth.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_02: We'll never who do we check?
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_02: The stock market?
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_02: How do we get the the Thornton Thornhold stock market?
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_07: Uh do you know who I do trust?
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_03: Peggy.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_03: Peggy.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, do you want to go see Peggy?
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_03: I want to go see Peggy.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_03: I trust Peggy.
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that was that man.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_03: Hey Peggy.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_07: Uh quick wife.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_07: That actor.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_07: Peggy.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_07: You and me get on, right?
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_07: Sure.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_07: There's been a connection.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_05: I'm a c I'm more charismatic than here.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_07: I'm ma I'm I'm married to Derek.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_07: No, no, sorry, Peggy, if I'm putting down that sort of vibe.
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_07: I'm not putting that down.
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_07: What I mean is we're friends, as friends.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_07: We you we get on, we like one another.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_07: We're found.
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_07: Sure, let's say that.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_07: So I I can trust you and you can trust me.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_07: Peggy, how much is this blue Jasper stone?
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_03: So that is worth, I would say, about fifty gold pieces.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_03: Is that a lot?
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_02: And then what does fifty gold pieces mean?
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_03: So 50 gold pieces that can maybe buy you a really nice piece of armour, maybe a nice sword.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_03: Depends what you have to.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_03: What'd you like?
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_07: What'd you like, Don?
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_07: Thank you very much, Peggy.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_07: That's all I needed to know.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_07: Thanks.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_02: Don, Don.
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_02: Can you ask 50?
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_02: Can you ask her about the blue gems?
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_02: Lapis lazarae?
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_07: I sure will.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_07: Hey, Peggy, one more quick question.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_07: All right, Don.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_02: She say I only have one.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_03: What how much would one lap lapis laparite?
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_03: Because Lapis Lazuli?
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_03: That's the one.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_03: They're worth about 10 gold pieces.
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_03: It's a bag of shit.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_03: We got shit.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_02: So you got 50 gold pieces and I got 40 gold pieces.
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_02: 60 gold pieces.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_07: I got some.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_02: Rat?
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_02: You got a rat.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_07: You got a rat.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_07: You got a rat.
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_07: Share the money.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_02: No, I know, but all together, all together we have.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_07: You gotta go your rat and we got our money.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_02: So all together.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_07: Maybe we should just stick with our stuff.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_02: We have 90 gold pieces to spend all together.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know how you've done that math at all.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_02: 1540, because I have four blue temps.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, you got four.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_03: How much is my bag of wraps worth?
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_03: You're talking to Peggy?
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_03: Hi, Bill.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_03: You got a magic item here.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 35:54
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's torn.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_03: These is torn.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_03: That means it's not as good, is it?
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_03: What if I got it fixed?
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, so you uh you need to find someone magical, some sort of magical.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_06: Are there magic people that can fix bags?
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_03: Not none of you, because we're just dwarfs.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't think you symptoms.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_02: I'm magic.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_03: Can you fix my bag?
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_03: You need a magical seamstress to fix the bag.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, so fine.
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_05: You got gold and everything, and I got nothing.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_05: You've got a cool bag?
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_02: You've got a cool bag with it.
• 36:25
  SPEAKER_02: And rats who will do anything that you want them to do.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_07: It's not just that.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_07: There's eight different animals in that bag.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_02: That's cool as hell.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, let's go to the bean.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_07: Let's check out bean.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_07: And maybe key.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_02: What does be what do they look like being cute?
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_02: With uh pinky in the mouth.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what they're saying.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_03: So she's she got a kinda she got she's got a haircut like mine, then you know the modern mullet.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, so she's a lesbian.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_02: Rocky.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_02: She could.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_02: She's a lesbian.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_02: Hey! Oh punch.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_07: God just missed who you are.
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_07: God is about to know who the fuck you are, though.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_07: I told them we'd be hot and cool.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_07: No, God.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_07: I mean, that's the best pun there's been.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_02: So a great bean made.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_03: No, because she's still got pun damage left.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_03: She's not being as bad as you two.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_03: What are you doing, Fanny?
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_02: My name's Fanny.
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_02: I love it.
• 37:39
  SPEAKER_02: But you can call me Fan.
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_02: You can call me Fanny.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_02: That's not.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no, that's what she sounds like.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_07: And watching Liam be so uncomfortable knowing he's about to flirt with Fanny is unbelievable entertainment in the room.
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe I could do an Irish accent for you.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_03: You do whatever accent you want.
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_07: Fanny's about to try fuck you.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_07: Hold on.
• 38:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, find it.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_07: Eh.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_07: All you need is a good personality.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_07: She's a personality fuck.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_03: It's nice to meet you, Fanny.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_02: Hi.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_02: Um, me and my band of merry fellows here.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_02: We are looking for some some weaponry and armor.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_02: Is that the type of thing you do?
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_03: That's usually the sort of thing I do, yes.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_03: But the problem is, I don't have any materials left.
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_03: Everybody used up all my materials to go and fight that big thing that's down in the basement.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_03: We just killed that thing.
• 38:35
  SPEAKER_03: Well, my all my equipment's gone.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_02: Well, where is it?
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_03: I don't I don't know what else.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_07: Probably sold it to people and they have it.
• 38:43
  SPEAKER_07: Watch w Bean?
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_07: I am fucking sick fed up of asking for stuff, and everyone's saying, We don't get it.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_07: We don't got it.
• 38:51
  SPEAKER_07: We don't got it.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_02: We got Don is sweating sweating profusely.
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_07: Does anyone in this goddamn hell forsaken place have anything that they say they do?
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I I assume it's probably because this village is set up in terms of quest lines that'll progress your levels and make it easier to fight bigger creatures.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_03: That's the game.
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_02: Don, did you just shit yourself?
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, Don, calm down.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_05: I I go, I put my hand on Don's shoulder.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_05: I go, calm down, Don.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_05: Don.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_03: And then he shits himself.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_03: Do you want to roll a constitution savings from?
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe me putting my to see if he's shit himself.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_07: No, I haven't shit myself.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_02: You have the shakes.
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, he's got the shakes.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_07: He's not shitting.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_07: So many other people other people are saying stuff, and you just go, all right, well, I'll take that as red.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_07: Can I start doing that for them?
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_07: Build has dementia.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_07: Build loses memories.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_07: Build loses memories.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_07: Fanny, Fanny's now on her period.
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_07: Can I control their characters?
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_07: Can I she's got fucking stomach cramps, he's at dementia.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_07: She's got no memories, he doesn't know who he is, and she's bleeding.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_07: I'd take that back and letting him rant.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_07: This is what alcoholics do, everybody.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_05: They just lose their shit.
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_07: Do you know what I mean?
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_07: I didn't even say that I shit myself.
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_07: Someone else said that.
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_07: You might not shit yourself.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_07: I'm telling you, I definitely haven't.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_07: He's just got the shakes.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_02: I think you should roll.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_07: I think Don might bunch back.
• 40:17
  unknown: Do it.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_02: Just do it.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, try.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_02: Try.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_02: She can pick you up.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_07: Can we all just agree Don hasn't shot himself?
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_06: I can't decide that.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_07: It's up to fate.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, roll.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_03: Fine now.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_02: I think making a bigger deal of it is just gonna be.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_03: We'll see what the constitution says for us.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_03: 19.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_03: He didn't shot himself.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_02: It was just a big fart.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_07: No, no fart.
• 40:41
  SPEAKER_07: He's shaking.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_07: He's angry.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_07: He's just shaking.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_07: He's angry.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_07: I smell something.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_07: You're dead, Jake.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_07: That's you.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_07: Is it Bell?
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_07: You smell yourself.
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_07: You smell yourself, you stinky.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_02: Is that wait, is that Snell Bean?
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_03: So Where's Q?
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_03: So my brother.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_03: Why did we fucking come here if you don't have any goddamn way?
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_02: Don't don't make me shit your yourself again.
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_02: I will shit your pants so hard.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_07: Would you call them the fuck roll?
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_02: I can losing it.
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_03: So uh wait, am I on my period?
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_03: Roll! Roll! Make her roll.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_03: Make her roll.
• 41:24
  SPEAKER_02: No, make it run up.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_02: Give me something that's not so woman only.
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_02: Give me the mentality.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_07: I think we should exactly get down.
• 41:36
  SPEAKER_07: No, I just came up with something.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_07: I came up with that.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, Fanny.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_02: Just anything else.
• 41:43
  SPEAKER_07: Yep.
• 41:43
  SPEAKER_07: Vomits.
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_07: She feels instantly.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_02: I'm so nervous because I'm around Bean, who's an Irish lesbian.
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, hello.
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_02: 11.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_02: So some bit.
• 41:56
  SPEAKER_03: And then constitution is saving throws, so you'll have plus to that.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_03: Saving throws are in a different box at the top, I think.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_07: We've all got control over everyone else's bodies.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_07: That's the rule that we're setting.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know what's going on yet.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_02: Don, you were the one who said for the audience, you know, this is really entertaining if you would shit yourself.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_07: But if we can't control our own bodies, what the hell are we doing?
• 42:17
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, a man having I want to get away from being.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_03: Fanny is sick, but only in our mouth, so she's got another eye.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_02: What happened to you?
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_02: I vomited in my mouth.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_02: Why?
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_07: Because I said that if you don't fucking pipe down, you're about to come in your pants.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_07: So fucking shoot.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_00: Roll, roll, roll.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_07: Not doing it.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_07: Roll! Not doing it.
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_02: Fanny takes one for the team and swallows back down the vomit.
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry about that, Bean.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, where can we help you get the materials to get weapons?
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_03: So there's a there's a ship that has crashed out on the out on the back on the shore.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_03: And that'll have a lot of like equipment and maybe some items and stuff like that that might help you when you go on to take on other assignments.
• 43:09
  SPEAKER_02: But that's where the ale is.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_03: Well yeah, the ale will be out there as well.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_03: Bill, I'm really concerned Don't an ale uh Don.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_02: Ale, ale, I'm concerned Don's gonna go batshit crazy when we find the ale.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_05: I've got a plan for Don when he does it.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_05: I'm like, he's gonna be like Mr.
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_05: T to me.
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_05: You're the sponsor.
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_05: Mr.
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_05: T from the A team.
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_02: No, I know, but you also said you were his sponsor.
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_07: I am.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_02: So what do you what's the plan?
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_02: So we're just gonna we're gonna wait.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_02: We expect this to happen.
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_07: Can I just say Don's a little bit hurt that everyone was talking about him there like he wasn't there?
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_07: Just a little bit hurt.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_02: Don, we're concerned we need to get out of here, and your focus on ale is not helping.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, Don.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_07: We're having an intervention right now.
• 43:55
  SPEAKER_07: What do you say, Sean?
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, Bill, did you just come in your pants?
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_07: Roll.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_07: Roll.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_07: Didn't do it.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_07: Amazing.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_03: Killed us.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_03: Twenty.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_03: Didn't do it.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_03: I said there was going to be an innovation on trying to make each of those characters have body functions.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_07: I had to set how silly a rule that we were setting a precedent for them.
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_02: But it was really funny for me to say that.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_02: Alright.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_02: What are we doing?
• 44:29
  SPEAKER_02: We have to go out and get some.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_07: And weapons.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_07: Weapons.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_07: And armor.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_02: And we just want to make sure everyone's in a beach that we were on.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_02: I want to make sure everyone's in agreement.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_02: So, Sean, would you also like to come with us?
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_02: Do you think this is a good idea?
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_03: Sean gives a nice big thumbs up.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_02: Big thumbs up, black.
• 44:47
  SPEAKER_02: Big thumbs up.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_07: He's like Beaker from that's how he talks.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_07: Beaker from the Muppets.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_07: That guy.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_07: That's Sean.
• 44:55
  SPEAKER_07: She doesn't ever do it, but he talked.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_07: Just with me.
• 44:59
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, so uh bean and Q, uh, would you either of you like to come?
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_03: Queen's dead.
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_02: Q's dead?
• 45:05
  SPEAKER_03: Aye, Q and that's right.
• 45:06
  SPEAKER_03: It's just called Bean's blacksmith.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_03: Now it was called BQ.
• 45:09
  SPEAKER_03: But it bean's dead.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_03: Fighting the big monster.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_02: I'm so glad we killed him.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_07: I want to go.
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_07: Well, we're going to the ship together.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_04: Should we take a rest?
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_07: Have we slept yet?
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_07: Or have we just fought a frog, talked to a guy named Bean, and now we're gonna go lesbian named that one.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_07: That one.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_07: It's gonna go a fight.
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_02: I should we rest to gain a shape.
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_03: So when you leveled up, it already set, so you don't need to rest.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_03: You can just go straight out to the next thing.
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_02: So I got twelve health points.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_03: Fifteen.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_03: I got thirteen.
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_03: So are you wanting to go out and uh take on the We want to go and explore?
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_02: I hope that there's no Katoas out there.
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_02: We should go find materials to make weapons.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_07: The materials are where the Katoa might be.
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_02: Might be.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_02: So but why I'm gonna cross fingers.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_02: You might not there might not be anyone.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_07: We there's ale there.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_07: Don's you know what?
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_07: Again, Dawn might already be running.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_02: Fanny takes Dawn to the side.
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_02: She says, No, Don.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_07: Jack Lack and Tropic Thunder.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, exactly.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_07: Make a Don't off.
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_07: So it dawns off.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_02: No, Don, promise me, you won't drink the ale.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_03: So uh you get out of the you're back out onto the beach.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_03: It's sunny this time, though it's not dark, because the last time you're on the beach it was night time.
• 46:29
  SPEAKER_03: This actually looks like a really pretty beach, and what you can see is there is two barrels on the shoreline, but there is a merman sitting on top of them.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_03: A merman.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_03: Is he far away from the chocolate bucket?
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_02: Is he hot?
• 46:44
  SPEAKER_03: He's like that kind of he's pretty cool.
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_02: Are the dead Katoa bodies still on show?
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_03: They're still there, yeah.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_02: So maybe most of the Katoa don't know that we've killed two of them.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_02: So you know?
• 46:57
  SPEAKER_07: I'm I'm I would imagine word is spread.
• 47:00
  SPEAKER_02: Then why wouldn't they do anything with it?
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_07: Don, which one did you marry there?
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_07: My wife is there.
• 47:06
  SPEAKER_07: Hey, baby, come on.
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_03: So we're partying.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_03: Uh are you wanting to just ignore the barrels and go straight to over?
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_05: No, let's talk to the merman.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_05: Hey, what's up, Merr?
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_05: I you know what?
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_05: I walk up to the merman and I go, hey, what's in the barrels?
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_07: I would like to suggest that we roll uh initiative to see who goes first.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_03: I go first.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_03: So initiative is only if you're gonna attack.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_03: I would you wanting to just lead with the attack again?
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_04: No, no, no.
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_04: Hey, merman, I'm standing over here.
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_04: You're over there for now.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_04: Are we were we cool to come over and talk to you?
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he smiles and he waves you over.
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_07: All right, he waves us over, everybody.
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_07: This can't be a trap.
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_02: But I want a perception check.
• 47:46
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, no perception.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, fuck me.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_07: She noticed nothing.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, one.
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, right, okay, aye.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_03: So Fanny doesn't even know which direction you have all gone in.
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_03: So if there is a battle, you'll be late to the battle.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_00: God damn it.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_07: Can Dawn ask Dawn asks the merman, Do you like to drink?
• 48:02
  SPEAKER_07: He's a merman.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_07: Hey, I like to drink, eh?
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_07: Dawn goes up to the barrel, trident, stabs the barrel, pulls the trident out, and just like underneath, just like a tap, like a water tape in school.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_07: Just puts his mouth in the back.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_06: Okay, I might do something.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_06: Okay.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_06: Well, I'm close to him.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_03: I I can I tell you what the the merman does before you do that.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_03: He pulls a spear out and he knocks the trident away.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_03: He doesn't hut you or any just goes, Hey, that's miney.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_02: What is he saying?
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I was just trying to crack it open so I could drink it.
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_03: I'll uh uh try to think uh I'll do a trade with you.
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_07: Oh right.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_07: Um okay, let's do this civilized then.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_03: My way would have been pretty fun, but you know, whatever.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_03: Uh uh It's up to you.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_03: You can still you can fuck him and attack him if you want.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_07: No, no, no.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_07: He seems polite.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_03: He's giving me some of his booze.
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_03: I'm thirsty.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_03: Is he giving you some of his booze?
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_03: He says he'll do a trade, so there's a trade.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_03: Trade for what?
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I want the most valuable thing you have on you.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_07: Jasper Stone gives him it.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_07: No you dare.
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_07: Gives him it.
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_07: No, no, I'm doing it.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_02: Don, Don, we need that for weapons.
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, wait a second.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_05: I want to do something.
• 49:13
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 49:13
  SPEAKER_05: Are you ready?
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_05: What you what you want to do.
• 49:15
  SPEAKER_05: This was my moment.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_05: Remember?
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_05: You said I got this.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_05: I'm casting a charm spell on Don.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_03: On Oh.
• 49:24
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_03: Go and read the charm uh spell.
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_03: You are going to be understanding.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_03: Hold on, chuck it to me and I'll read it for you.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_05: I am casting a charm spell.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_05: Stop.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_02: And Fanny is just by the cliff, kind of going inside.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_04: It's pretty much the same as I'm gonna hypnotize you.
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_04: You're gonna get hypnotized.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_04: And I'm gonna fucking banish your Guys, where are you?
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_00: You're dropping.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so uh Don roll a wisdom saving throw.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_03: Which is uh D20.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_03: D20.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_03: So a saving throw will always be Where will that be with?
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_03: So the the saving throws are in a box to itself up the top.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_07: And it's with it.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_07: Well that's four.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_07: That's not bad, you know.
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_07: I know these.
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_07: Fuck you, Bill.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_07: You don't even know I'm doing it.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_03: What'd you get?
• 50:11
  SPEAKER_07: Total?
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 50:13
  SPEAKER_03: Uh 14.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so he passes.
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_03: He passes, it does nothing.
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_02: This was your big say.
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_07: Well, he's stubborn.
• 50:22
  SPEAKER_07: You know, you know what?
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_03: Actually, you've lost a spell slot as well.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_07: Sorry, I'm feeling.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_07: You didn't even know I cast it though.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 50:29
  SPEAKER_07: I just put my hand on his shoulders.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_03: You went to him, hey buddy, and he ignored you.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_07: Sorry, I am gonna try and be honest and be a better person.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_07: Uh I'm an idiot.
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_07: Because my uh thing was plus four, I said fourteen.
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_07: The actual answer, uh, the answer is twelve.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_03: No, so again you just passed.
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_03: That's what you get for being honest.
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_03: Honestly sets you free.
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so uh he's there and he goes, Hey no, I want something of emotional value.
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_03: Oh sex?
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_02: Is he talking about sex?
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_02: Is he talking about sex?
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_07: Don't sheds a tear.
• 51:12
  SPEAKER_00: Whoa he wants your photograph!
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_07: One tear goes down Don's face and Don reaches into his pocket, pulls out of the photograph, looks at it, kisses it.
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_00: Guard this with your life.
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_03: Uh the mod man takes it off you, laughs in your face, and jumps back into the sea.
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_03: He laughed in my face?
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_03: Uh huh.
• 51:38
  SPEAKER_02: He jumped into the sea?
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_02: Do you know how shallow it would be a tour?
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_02: This bitch belly flops.
• 51:43
  SPEAKER_07: Don draws the trident and fucking throws it off her.
• 51:47
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 51:47
  SPEAKER_07: Fucking bitch laughing in my face?
• 51:49
  SPEAKER_07: Not today.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_07: Uh my boy.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_07: D twenty.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, but now the booze is free.
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_07: Well, well, this happened.
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_07: Well, no, he did.
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_07: He jumped away.
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_07: There's two barrels there.
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_07: What are you doing?
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_07: Why are you going drinking?
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_03: 14.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_07: What am I rolling?
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_03: Uh 14, and then it's the trident.
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's 16.
• 52:05
  SPEAKER_03: What's the damage on your trident?
• 52:07
  SPEAKER_03: One D8 plus two piercer.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_03: Uh so that's a four plus two.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_03: Everybody needs to roll initiative because you're now in a fight.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_05: With the merman.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so everybody roll d20s.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_00: Everyone roll?
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_00: You died.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm out of spell slot.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_03: Don, what did you get?
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_03: Sixteen.
• 52:25
  SPEAKER_03: Sixteen.
• 52:25
  SPEAKER_03: So Don's gonna go first.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_03: And it's Fanny.
• 52:28
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone, get ready for FMD.
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_02: God fucking damage.
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_02: Bow.
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_07: Blow him a skunk fart.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_07: What did you bastard?
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_07: Three.
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_07: Did not do well on that one.
• 52:41
  SPEAKER_02: So wait, my spells, I can do level two.
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_07: A little bit slow.
• 52:45
  SPEAKER_03: Sean, and then.
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 52:48
  SPEAKER_03: So the merman's called Egg, by the way.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_03: Egg.
• 52:51
  SPEAKER_03: Egg.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_03: Give me the egg.
• 52:54
  SPEAKER_02: Um, excuse me.
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_02: Dungeon Master.
• 52:57
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 52:57
  SPEAKER_02: Do I have level two spells that I can use?
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_03: Uh no.
• 53:01
  SPEAKER_03: Because level two spells come out in level three for some reason.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know why that is, but that's that's the story with that.
• 53:08
  SPEAKER_03: So, Dawn, you go first again, so you've thrown the trident at him, it's happened.
• 53:12
  SPEAKER_03: He's not looking great, so now you can make another attack.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_05: Did he go in the water?
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_05: He's in the water, but he's so his picture's no good now.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_03: Well, uh I mean I will say it's a pol Polaroid, so it's kind of got a bit of plastic kind of is kind of safe.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_03: Is it a picture of his kid?
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_03: Aye, he gave it up for the booze.
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_03: That's an emotional storyline we've had.
• 53:33
  SPEAKER_03: That's crazy.
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_07: Um You gave your children up for booze.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_07: You want punched in the head.
• 53:39
  SPEAKER_07: I'm just saying, if that if that ain't a sign, uh listen, I'm sad about it.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_07: I didn't do it, I didn't do it just yeah, but uh it was he was sad.
• 53:49
  SPEAKER_07: No, but you were willing to give up your children for the booze.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_07: I'm fucking he's an alcoholic.
• 53:52
  SPEAKER_07: I'm playing a character here.
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_07: This isn't getting the lines are pretty blurred right now.
• 54:00
  SPEAKER_07: Um this is gonna be a weird question, but can I ask you or chat GPT a question?
• 54:06
  SPEAKER_07: Right how many now don't laugh.
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_07: No, but you can laugh.
• 54:09
  SPEAKER_07: Obviously, you can laugh.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_07: What a horrible thing for a comedian to say.
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_07: Now don't laugh.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_00: How many gallons of water?
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_07: Have we back here again?
• 54:21
  SPEAKER_07: Do you think a merman could hold in their bladder?
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_07: Like half a gallon put a bunch of gallons in the water.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_03: That just makes the water disappear.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_07: So you No, no, no, no.
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_07: This is why I was checking.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_07: That is not the case.
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_07: I can't.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_02: You would explode his bladder.
• 54:42
  SPEAKER_03: You're gonna explode his bladder?
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 54:44
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 54:44
  SPEAKER_03: Uh can you read me the spell?
• 54:47
  SPEAKER_07: Why why are we all sounding, oh gosh, I love this plan.
• 54:51
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, that's a good plan.
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_07: That is a good plan.
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_03: I wonder how quickly the ten gallons gets in there, because at first it's gonna you're gonna be peeing like cray and then I mean I I would say the thing about it is though, that if he's if someone just immediately put ten gallons in your I mean I could I I don't this is like this is an actual biological question.
• 55:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it is Should we chat GPT?
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_07: No, no.
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_07: Should we chat GPT?
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_07: What no?
• 55:21
  SPEAKER_07: How if a merman was real, how many gallons of water can we have?
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_02: Can I say we won't use AI for this?
• 55:26
  SPEAKER_02: Hold on.
• 55:26
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, fair.
• 55:27
  SPEAKER_07: Hold on.
• 55:27
  SPEAKER_07: I've already used it several times.
• 55:29
  SPEAKER_07: God do you think I just come up with those plans?
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_03: No, no.
• 55:33
  SPEAKER_03: Ah, right.
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_03: Ah, with an open container, his bladder is not an open container.
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_03: Of course it is.
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_03: It's not because an open container is something that you can't use.
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, mouth.
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_03: Can I put it in his mouth?
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_02: If his buttons are.
• 55:45
  SPEAKER_07: My body is an I have anytime me and my wife are getting frisky, I've said shove it in my open container.
• 55:51
  SPEAKER_07: I've said that so many times.
• 55:53
  SPEAKER_07: So many times I've said that.
• 55:55
  SPEAKER_07: It does.
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_07: We all refer to ourselves as open containers.
• 55:59
  SPEAKER_07: I remember him saying it.
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_07: I say it all the time.
• 56:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, come here, baby, get in my open container.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_03: That's not gonna work.
• 56:04
  SPEAKER_07: So fuck off, Farrelly.
• 56:07
  SPEAKER_07: Why?
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry, I don't want you to explode the bladder of a character.
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_02: No, I think that's I think you made the right call.
• 56:15
  SPEAKER_02: Me or Farrell?
• 56:16
  SPEAKER_07: Whoever you're just returned, man.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_07: Like I just want to Well, you shouldn't have rolled a fucking three.
• 56:23
  SPEAKER_07: Don, I'm getting on the show.
• 56:25
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, Don, Don is getting good with it.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_07: I'm getting really where does Dawn end and guess?
• 56:29
  SPEAKER_02: I think Don Don end should have a drink, man.
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_07: I don't Gareth.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_07: I bet he hangs out with that Tom.
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_07: Well, I'll tell you what, if I can't do that then, guess what's happening?
• 56:40
  SPEAKER_07: Thunderwave Thunderwave.
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_07: It's kind of all it's like.
• 56:44
  SPEAKER_07: Because the trident's in him.
• 56:45
  SPEAKER_07: What's Thunder Wave?
• 56:47
  SPEAKER_07: You don't remember Thunder Wave from the last episode?
• 56:49
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 56:49
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 56:50
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, in water.
• 56:52
  SPEAKER_03: Can I read the Thunderwave, please?
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_03: You certainly can.
• 56:55
  SPEAKER_07: Why can't you just stab him?
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_07: Don't you have another weapon?
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_07: Uh uh the trident.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_07: That was the main.
• 57:01
  SPEAKER_07: Is that all you got?
• 57:02
  SPEAKER_07: I think I've got a small dagger, but we Why stab him?
• 57:06
  SPEAKER_07: Because that's nothing.
• 57:07
  SPEAKER_07: It's up close personal.
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, maybe.
• 57:10
  SPEAKER_03: No, okay.
• 57:10
  SPEAKER_03: Uh so he's gonna have to make a constitution saving role.
• 57:14
  SPEAKER_03: He's far enough away from everyone that no one else is gonna get hit by this.
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_02: I'm okay with it being used this time.
• 57:21
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 57:22
  SPEAKER_03: So then he's gonna go for that.
• 57:24
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think you're in range for that, actually.
• 57:25
  SPEAKER_03: No, you're not in range for that.
• 57:26
  SPEAKER_03: How far is Mermaid?
• 57:28
  SPEAKER_03: So the merman's coming at it.
• 57:29
  SPEAKER_03: The merman's twenty foot away and he's got a trident sticking out of him.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_03: So you can't use that right now.
• 57:33
  SPEAKER_03: Then he's coming at it.
• 57:34
  SPEAKER_03: And look, you would have to go into the sea to use that on him, Gareth.
• 57:37
  SPEAKER_03: And if you go in the sea and do it, then it's gonna hit you as well.
• 57:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 57:40
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, 15 feet.
• 57:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 57:42
  SPEAKER_03: That's all thunder.
• 57:44
  SPEAKER_02: So is it my turn now?
• 57:44
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no, it's not even finished.
• 57:47
  SPEAKER_03: It's not finished.
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but they've not been plausible.
• 57:52
  SPEAKER_03: You could you probably do entangle.
• 57:53
  SPEAKER_03: Entangle would Yeah, I'll fuck it.
• 57:55
  SPEAKER_03: I'll roll and so this is what happens.
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_03: Uh seaweed uh you let out a mighty roar and seaweed shoots up from the sea and ties itself around a Glamourman, trapping him down.
• 58:10
  SPEAKER_03: He's now trapped underneath the sea.
• 58:12
  SPEAKER_03: He's probably about ten feet deep in the sea.
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_03: So if you want to go get him, you can get him.
• 58:16
  SPEAKER_03: But he also knows how to breathe under the right.
• 58:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so he could he won't drown or anything, he'll be fine.
• 58:21
  SPEAKER_03: It's now f it's now Fanny's turn.
• 58:24
  SPEAKER_03: Uh but no, actually it's not because you were late because of the fucking perception.
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_02: No, I've made my way there by now.
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_02: He took so long.
• 58:31
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry, Fanny.
• 58:32
  SPEAKER_03: Uh Sean's gonna go, Sean will be dead quick.
• 58:34
  SPEAKER_03: Sean's just gonna go in and kill him.
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, go in and kill him.
• 58:39
  SPEAKER_03: Sean, does Sean have spells?
• 58:40
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 58:41
  SPEAKER_03: No, he doesn't have no.
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_02: No, he just has big thumbs.
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_03: Sean misses.
• 58:45
  SPEAKER_03: So it's Ig's turn.
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_03: So Ig's gonna try and escape.
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_03: Don't let him.
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_03: Don't let him.
• 58:49
  SPEAKER_03: He doesn't escape.
• 58:50
  SPEAKER_03: Good.
• 58:51
  SPEAKER_03: But he's gonna throw his spear at you then.
• 58:52
  SPEAKER_03: So then I throws his spear.
• 58:55
  SPEAKER_03: Bring it on.
• 58:55
  SPEAKER_03: And I misses uh it misses, but the cool thing is you see when he misses that his ring glows and the spear lands at a space next to you and then disappears and reappears in his hand.
• 59:07
  SPEAKER_07: Well that's pretty badass.
• 59:08
  SPEAKER_07: I'll say that.
• 59:09
  SPEAKER_03: That's pretty bad.
• 59:09
  SPEAKER_03: And then it is now Bill's turn.
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_07: I'm gonna take my crossbow.
• 59:14
  SPEAKER_07: You've not got any bullets.
• 59:16
  SPEAKER_07: I took it from the last one, didn't I?
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_03: No, you missed and it's only got one boat.
• 59:20
  SPEAKER_05: I walked in and I had one arrow.
• 59:22
  SPEAKER_05: And you showed it.
• 59:23
  SPEAKER_05: So it's fine.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna swim down there and stab him in the face.
• 59:27
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 59:28
  SPEAKER_07: Roll for that.
• 59:29
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 59:30
  SPEAKER_07: 14.
• 59:31
  SPEAKER_07: That's gotta hit him.
• 59:32
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I had some rule damage on it.
• 59:33
  SPEAKER_07: Fucking right, man.
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_07: And he's all tangled up too, right?
• 59:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so it'll be with advantage.
• 59:38
  SPEAKER_03: So you roll twice.
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_03: V four twice.
• 59:42
  SPEAKER_03: That's three.
• 59:44
  SPEAKER_03: Four.
• 59:45
  SPEAKER_03: Plus one.
• 59:46
  SPEAKER_03: Eggs not looking good at all.
• 59:47
  SPEAKER_04: Five.
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_04: And but I hit him in the head.
• 59:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and Don, it sure goes.
• 59:51
  SPEAKER_07: So he's blinded.
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_07: Uh can Don jump in the water?
• 59:56
  SPEAKER_07: Uh and he's gonna try and slit eggs throat.
• 1:00:00
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, and you go.
• 1:00:01
  SPEAKER_07: Uh and also retrieve said photographs.
• 1:00:04
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, roll with advantage on that hat.
• 1:00:06
  SPEAKER_07: What am I rolling?
• 1:00:08
  SPEAKER_03: So what what you cutting him with?
• 1:00:10
  SPEAKER_07: Uh short sword.
• 1:00:12
  SPEAKER_03: So roll it.
• 1:00:13
  SPEAKER_03: Twelve.
• 1:00:13
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so you roll yeah, that hits and then roll damage?
• 1:00:16
  SPEAKER_03: Three.
• 1:00:17
  SPEAKER_03: Ig is dead?
• 1:00:19
  SPEAKER_03: Right, so that's I dead, and you take the you take the photo off of him.
• 1:00:24
  SPEAKER_03: Uh do I take the spear as well?
• 1:00:26
  SPEAKER_05: Oh no, no, no.
• 1:00:27
  SPEAKER_05: Oh whoa, whoa, I'm fighting him for the spear ring.
• 1:00:31
  SPEAKER_07: Oh jeez.
• 1:00:32
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I am.
• 1:00:33
  SPEAKER_07: Look, he went for the thing, I go for the ring.
• 1:00:36
  SPEAKER_07: Bill now has the ocean spear.
• 1:00:38
  SPEAKER_05: Yes, I got a rat and a spear.
• 1:00:41
  unknown: Okay.
• 1:00:41
  SPEAKER_03: And then you I imagine you've come back up and now you're back at the barrels.
• 1:00:46
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I don't know if you just want to have a conversation about the emotional.
• 1:00:50
  SPEAKER_02: Am I there now?
• 1:00:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're there now.
• 1:00:52
  SPEAKER_02: Thank fuck.
• 1:00:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, man.
• 1:00:53
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:00:54
  SPEAKER_02: You guys are so wet.
• 1:00:58
  SPEAKER_03: Look at my new ring.
• 1:01:01
  SPEAKER_02: You got a ring?
• 1:01:02
  SPEAKER_03: I got a ring.
• 1:01:03
  SPEAKER_07: And he's in his hand is a ring in the spiel.
• 1:01:05
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 1:01:06
  SPEAKER_07: Like, watch this.
• 1:01:07
  SPEAKER_07: I throw it.
• 1:01:08
  SPEAKER_07: Not at anybody in the just a direction.
• 1:01:10
  SPEAKER_02: This direction and then it comes back into your wow.
• 1:01:13
  SPEAKER_07: Like Thor's hammer, man.
• 1:01:15
  SPEAKER_02: So whoever wears the ring.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's so cool.
• 1:01:17
  SPEAKER_02: But you killed the merman who seemed quite peaceful.
• 1:01:19
  SPEAKER_07: How did you know about the merman?
• 1:01:20
  SPEAKER_07: He wasn't.
• 1:01:21
  SPEAKER_02: The water's clear.
• 1:01:22
  SPEAKER_07: You weren't there.
• 1:01:24
  SPEAKER_03: She's aware of the murmur.
• 1:01:25
  SPEAKER_07: He wasn't.
• 1:01:26
  SPEAKER_07: He was peaceful.
• 1:01:26
  SPEAKER_07: He was a peaceful.
• 1:01:27
  SPEAKER_02: Did you get your photograph back?
• 1:01:29
  unknown: I did.
• 1:01:30
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:01:31
  SPEAKER_07: I did.
• 1:01:31
  SPEAKER_02: Now let's let's move away from the ale and get our wet.
• 1:01:35
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 1:01:37
  SPEAKER_00: I'm so sorry.
• 1:01:39
  SPEAKER_07: God's not listening, dude.
• 1:01:41
  SPEAKER_07: I just wanted a drink.
• 1:01:43
  SPEAKER_07: Don then pulls out the short sword in the barrel.
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  unknown: No.
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  SPEAKER_07: Out the barrel.
• 1:01:50
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 1:01:51
  SPEAKER_07: Rolls under it, opens the barrel, and he's like, just let's all.
• 1:01:54
  SPEAKER_03: Is anyone gonna try and stop him?
• 1:01:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 1:01:56
  SPEAKER_02: Fanny is gonna try and stop him.
• 1:01:58
  SPEAKER_03: Uh she's going to use worried about both of you.
• 1:02:03
  SPEAKER_03: Both of you roll strength.
• 1:02:05
  SPEAKER_03: Who?
• 1:02:05
  SPEAKER_03: Don't even know.
• 1:02:06
  SPEAKER_03: Fanny and Don.
• 1:02:07
  SPEAKER_03: So, Don, you need to roll strength.
• 1:02:09
  SPEAKER_02: I'm a 12.
• 1:02:10
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so you need to beat a 12.
• 1:02:11
  SPEAKER_03: D20.
• 1:02:12
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'll beat a 12.
• 1:02:13
  SPEAKER_03: One.
• 1:02:14
  SPEAKER_03: So that's kind of super bad.
• 1:02:17
  SPEAKER_03: What I'm gonna say happens is not only does Fanny stop you from getting the barrels, when she's doing so, she manages to accidentally kick both barrels and they float off into the sea.
• 1:02:27
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 1:02:29
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 1:02:30
  SPEAKER_07: Good one, Fanny.
• 1:02:31
  SPEAKER_07: Nice job.
• 1:02:32
  SPEAKER_07: Thank you.
• 1:02:33
  SPEAKER_07: Proud of you.
• 1:02:34
  SPEAKER_07: Told you.
• 1:02:35
  SPEAKER_02: Looks like we got a couple floaters.
• 1:02:39
  SPEAKER_03: Pun damage.
• 1:02:41
  SPEAKER_03: Goodness sake, no.
• 1:02:44
  SPEAKER_03: Where are you?
• 1:02:45
  SPEAKER_03: That's a D8.
• 1:02:47
  SPEAKER_07: Smiter.
• 1:02:48
  SPEAKER_02: That's just a comment.
• 1:02:50
  SPEAKER_03: That's a D8 right there.
• 1:02:51
  SPEAKER_03: D a pun damage.
• 1:02:53
  SPEAKER_00: Fucking worth it, man.
• 1:02:56
  SPEAKER_03: This was me in the last session, to be fair.
• 1:02:58
  SPEAKER_03: I had a lot of fun.
• 1:03:00
  SPEAKER_03: How much?
• 1:03:01
  SPEAKER_00: Seven.
• 1:03:03
  SPEAKER_03: You survived this time.
• 1:03:05
  SPEAKER_03: But the but the thing is, that is the end of this episode.
• 1:03:09
  SPEAKER_02: And our do our punometers reset.
• 1:03:11
  SPEAKER_03: Our punometers do not reset like my career.
• 1:03:15
  SPEAKER_03: But that is the end of episode four.
• 1:03:18
  SPEAKER_03: So thanks for listening.
• 1:03:19
  SPEAKER_03: And make sure you come back for episode five.
• 1:03:21
  SPEAKER_03: Make sure.
• 1:03:22
  SPEAKER_03: Make sure.
• 1:03:23
  SPEAKER_05: Find out what happens when Fanny, Bill, and Don, and you know who?
• 1:03:28
  SPEAKER_05: Sean Sean.
• 1:03:30
  SPEAKER_02: Big thumbs.
• 1:03:32
  SPEAKER_05: Big thumbs.
• 1:03:33
  SPEAKER_07: Big ugly Sean.
• 1:03:35
  SPEAKER_02: All right, stay with me.
• 1:03:42
  SPEAKER_07: I see you next time.
• 1:03:51
  SPEAKER_03: The formula you go, some people would need to say thanks to Tom take.
• 1:03:54
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, wait.
• 1:03:55
  SPEAKER_04: Kitty Prestlet, nice logo.
• 1:03:57
  SPEAKER_04: I like the way you've made my jaw like not so alcoholic-y fat.
• 1:04:03
  SPEAKER_04: I love that.
• 1:04:04
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you, Keddy.
• 1:04:05
  SPEAKER_04: Alanor, you are dynamite.
• 1:04:07
  SPEAKER_04: We love the we love the theme, Sean.
• 1:04:10
  SPEAKER_04: Alanor, you're the best.
• 1:04:11
  SPEAKER_04: You're the best, John, my buddy, Sean.
• 1:04:15
  SPEAKER_04: Do I really have to thank you, Sean?
• 1:04:18
  SPEAKER_04: You're an amazing man.
• 1:04:19
  SPEAKER_04: I love you.
• 1:04:20
  SPEAKER_04: Thanks to all those people for helping us.
• 1:04:23
  SPEAKER_04: This is gonna be a big thing, and I can't wait to for all you people to tune in and have a good time with it.