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Final Hope E10: Salad is a Euphemism · The Multiverse Collective

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All right, Matt. Matt, I'm sorry I called your
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wife the big booba lady. Oh, shit, she's back.
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Murphy's log start date. Who knows, man, There's no
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clocks in this casino. Oh, yeah.
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We go to a casino in Matt Roxanne.
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She's pretty cool and has some huge boot on honker Roos.
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Oh babe. But then oh oh this girl Mavia,
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oh man, she says the nicest things and it's super into me.
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I can't wait to introduce her to her to the others.
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We're going to pick up about 10 minutes later.
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After this whole ordeal from the last episode and Murphy, you can
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now see Spencer and Max, and you are really excited to introduce
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them to fucking the love of your life.
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Fucking the best thing since sliced fucking bread.
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Oh. Hey guys, what's up?
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Oh God, something is horribly wrong.
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His voice is really weird. You guys you guys been talking
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to talking to her as well. Oh no, I.
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Don't know what to say. Oh no, I.
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Don't want to like, make him sad.
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This is like, you know, his first anything.
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Spencer Spencer, this woman is absolutely going to come between
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the three of us. We need to figure this out.
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I am not afraid to pull the Band-Aid off.
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Please. So I would like the three of you
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to follow me. His balls have dropped in baby.
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I fear it's too late. It might it, you know, it might
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be, but I think you may need to know what I'm about to tell you.
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But we have to go. Somewhere quiet, Murphy.
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Adjust yourself. We're going.
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You can you can tell us about her on on the way to wherever
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we're going. Come on buddy.
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Murphy walks over and puts his arm like in Bobby's arm goes all
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right, let's go. I thought we were going to say
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Bobby's. No, no, sorry.
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I just need, I just need my three friends here.
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I have I have something very important I need to tell them.
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But. So.
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But. Anything you have to tell me,
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you can say in front of Marvia. Oh no.
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Oh God. No.
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Oh. No, Max turns around, puts, puts
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two hands on Murphy's shoulders and he's just like, son, there
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comes, there comes a point in, in every man's life when when
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they think they found they, they found, you know, love.
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But sometimes, sometimes the best, the best way to show love
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is is to be apart from them and to have you have your life with
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your partner and you have your life with your friends.
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And if they mix, it's a great thing.
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But we just met. She will survive.
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She will be here in 2 minutes after we talk.
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Look, Max, just because you left Sarah doesn't mean I have to
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leave my girl too. Got him and Spencer goes for a
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high five with Murphy. She.
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Can't help it. Hell yeah up top, Spencer.
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That your balls dropped really fast man I.
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All right, now we're, we're, we're done with this.
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Max just picks up Murphy and a fireman's carry.
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Yep, and in Roxanne grabs the three of them using her
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superhuman strength and runs to a secluded hotel room within the
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space casino with the superhumans.
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OK. So all three of you are like
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bridal carried somehow. She's carrying all three of you.
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In her arms. And she's running like.
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The. Fastest fuck.
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Spencer is incredibly impressed and has a lot of questions but
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is not asking them because she's an awe.
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Max also has a lot of questions Max have.
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A lot of questions. Adjust yourself.
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All right, so we finally make it to the hotel room and it seems
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like it's secluded. Yep, it's you.
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You control liminal space, so you can make this room secluded
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if you wanted to. Yeah, I think I'm going to do
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that. So I just like remove any of the
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any possible bugs that could be listening in and I look at
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everybody real serious and I'm like, look, this Mavia person is
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not who she says she is. I know it.
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Yep, I I know she is a manipulative narcissistic deity
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who thrives on chaos and suffering.
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OK, she is going to stop nothing to enforce her obsession with
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the singular destructive beauty standard.
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And her methods? They're very insidious.
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She inspires obsessive love, jealousy, vanity, pitting
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individuals against each other and driving them to acts of
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desperation. Regina, she creates.
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Cults dedicated to her twisted ideals, where followers are
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brainwashed, looks at Murphy into believing that true beauty
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is a form of power. So the whole time you guys were
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talking to these women, you were really just talking to Mavia the
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whole time. And so Max, like how Sarah
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wanted you to go home with her and she was really trying to
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convince you that was Mavia using her powers of twisted evil
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and Spencer, the way Regina was trying to rizz you up too, same
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thing. It was just pretty normal.
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And Murphy, that's just self-explanatory, bud.
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Murphy. He's been on his phone texting
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the entire time. Really concerning.
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He hasn't paid attention to anything you've said.
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What? What are you?
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Who are you texting? You're texting.
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Leave me alone. Oh shit.
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Mega Chad Murphy for the win. We'll give him the Cliff nurse
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version at some point. Yeah, he's the lost cause, but
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the two of you, if you heed my warning.
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Yeah, got it. So, Amy, is there a way to help
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Murph? I mean, he's like he, he's just
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a kid. Spencer, you've helped enough.
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I appreciate what you've done for me so far.
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I got. No, I, I know the wall sits and
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everything really helped tighten up your glutes.
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And I think that really got like got your foot in the door here
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with, with Nalia. I'm just a little concerned with
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how fast things are moving, you know, 'cause sometimes,
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sometimes girls want stuff and you're not like, you know, like
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ready or whatever. And I don't, I don't know, I
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don't know. I'm just, you know how many?
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Girlfriends, have you had Spencer?
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We don't need to talk about it. As far as I can tell, I'm the
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only one of the three of us with any sort of relationship.
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All right, OK. All right, buddy.
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Well, unfortunately, I think the only way that Murphy is going to
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get himself out of this is by acknowledging that Mavia is
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manipulating him, which, you know, you like, you know how
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people are, you know, addicted to like space heroine.
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And they're like not going to get better until like they
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acknowledge they have a problem. It's it's kind of like space.
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Yeah, you know, I was, I was, I was reading about that on Thrax
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actually in. Space.
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I was, I was reading about that on, on Thrax.
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It's a it's a real epidemic, really.
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Sad stuff the the space brown movement.
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It's not not something that you want.
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Do you call it brown in America? That could have come off really
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brief system, but we call it brown over here because it's
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brown. Brown heroin.
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Yeah, Heroin's brown before you like burn it.
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It's. White.
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No, no. It can be there, I mean.
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I don't. I don't do heroin, but we, we
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have a really, we have a really in depth like drugs seminar in
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school like about like what not to do, which basically tells you
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how to do all these drugs. Now see in the US they just give
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us the drugs and they say figure it out.
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In the US they show us like the Muppet Babies and Bugs Bunny and
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George HW Bush all in one cartoon telling us to not do
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drugs. That's the one.
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That would make me want to do drugs if I got to see the Muppet
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kids. We all do drugs.
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That's my secret, Captain. I'm always on drugs, Yeah.
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So, yeah, Murphy, none of this is going in.
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No. Yeah, he's zoned out.
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He's. You, you are like texting her
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and like, you know, trying to be funny.
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I don't know if she responds with it being funny.
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He sort of chuckles a little being like elbow Spencer.
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And he's like, shows, shows the text.
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It's just a Peach emoji. Nice check.
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It out, Spencer. Spencer, like really sadly daps
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him up because she knows that this is a delusion but she
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doesn't want to like totally destroy him because she's
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excited like this is his first time getting anywhere with
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anyone. Max turns to Roxanne and he's
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just like, all right, look, I don't think I don't think her
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friend here is going to be admitting that he has a problem
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anytime soon. Can we have this one punch her
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really hard? Will, will that solve the
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problem? Yeah, I'm.
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Really good at that. She's really good at that.
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I can punch the shit out of like, anything.
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I mean you could try but I don't know if that would work.
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OK, so we can't, I mean, can we like kill her?
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Maybe. No, I mean, she's.
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I don't know. I don't know.
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Just like spitballing here. I don't.
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We just, we, we need to, we need to find somebody.
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We, I think we just, I think Max is just your Max.
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I'm Max. I think Murphy is just going to
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be in a cycle of obsessing over people for a while.
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We just got to find somebody who's maybe a little bit less
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toxic. Well, yeah, what if we find him
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like a hotter bitch with that? Yeah, there we go.
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I don't, I don't appreciate the language, but I I like where
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you're going here. Sorry, sorry.
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Maybe we can go see our friend Bill the Buffalo in a tuxedo
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that Max made fun of earlier, and he can probably help Murphy
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find a hotter bit I. Think this is a great plan and
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quite possibly our only shot at fixing this because you know
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what I mean? Come up with a better idea, I
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mean. Let's go, Let's go see Bull in a
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tuxedo. Do we just like lock him in here
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so he doesn't go do anything weird with her?
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I don't I mean like, I think like the ethos of this are kind
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of fucked If he's like, if he's like.
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Allowed out of the six. For me.
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Who me? Murphy, what's 3D6 for me?
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But rolling what did the seven one second let me roll plus
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superior? Oh, that's zero.
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So still 7. OK, so I've just made you roll
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Joe Zord Billet in. Oh, strictly, I my strange wing.
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He's a good. You 7 is intangibility, so you
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just walk straight through this wall like nothing ever happened.
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Oh God. Honestly I was hoping you'd get
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something like even cooler. Like fucking he's just.
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Going to be like later haters and just walk up the door.
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Does there have any child leashes in the gift shop?
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Hi. Yeah, Max, I think that's our
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best bet. Also, that reminds me of
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something horrifying that I saw at the County Fair once.
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I saw a man with two very large nipple piercings and a child
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leash on it at the same time shirtless and that's it's stayed
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with me ever since then. Jesus.
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Christ, I am so sorry. Anyway.
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That sounds awful. Sorry, I just like a shirtless
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man with two like. I feel bad for your eyes.
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I don't know. That's okay.
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I went to a pet convention with my dog and I entered her into
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the cutest dog contest and someone entered their girlfriend
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into the cutest dog contest and she was walking around on all
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fours with a leash on and had like dog ears on.
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And I was like, if my dog loses to this, I've lost faith.
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We could never show our faces. Around these parts.
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To be like, you know what, I'm going to make you be a dog and
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and this cutest dog competition. That's what.
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Happened she wanted. To do it, that's what.
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Happens when people when people become, what is it, obsessively
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devoted. And hopeless.
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Hopelessly devoted. Maybe not obsessively devoted
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God. Murphy, that's going to happen
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to you. You're going to be the dog.
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I don't. Think he minds?
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Murphy's voice is trailed off into the distance.
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All right. Spencer, let's.
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I think this is going to be a you and me adventure.
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I don't think Murphy's going to get that far.
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Yeah, Miss Roxanne. Bubba.
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Nope. I'm sorry.
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Roxanne, do you want to please help?
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We're so out of our fucking depth.
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Welcome to the team. Yeah, Max and I, we're not.
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We're not competent. I think that's the word.
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That's OK. I've got liminal space control.
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So what we'll do is we'll keep him in this room and I'm going
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to make the room a lot smaller and more secure, and the walls
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will be padded so he doesn't hurt himself.
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And we'll just like leave him in here for a second.
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OK, great. We'll come back for it though.
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OK. And I'm going to take the
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numbers off the doors so that Mabi, I can't even guess where
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he's even at. Hey Max, can I borrow your soup?
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Don't you dare. If you wanted soup, you could
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have. You could have gone into The
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Cave in Thrax and gotten your own.
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That was a weird cave, right? Like it was weird.
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I didn't even get anything. It was so weird.
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You know what, there there is. I feel like there's a lot more
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on on our plates right now. I'm just going to leave that be.
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Yeah, we don't need to talk about it or ask any more
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questions. Anyway, I think this is a great
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idea that we leave Murph in here while we go get a child leash
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and also ask Tuxedo Buffalo some questions.
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Yes. No, we don't need to buy a
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leash. Actually I I have.
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I'm pretty sure that my my dog Mogul Zorp will let me borrow.
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Her leash. She's from the planet Zorp.
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This is space. Sorry, I just really wanted to
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put my dog in the story. So we're going to borrow.
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We're going to borrow moguls or leash, and I'm sure she's fine.
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If you look at the bottom of those notes, I can say you put
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anything in. I'll fucking roll with it.
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This is where. Planet is not sick.
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Yeah. This is the second time.
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This is the second time that that Meadow has been included
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into ATMC campaign. Oh yeah, Evander right there.
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Yep. Yep.
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Oh Meadow. So where's Mogulzorp?
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She's in room 216. I'll be right back.
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Cool. She doesn't like strangers, so I
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have to go by myself. She's very aggressive.
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OK, that's super normal chill and super normal Max.
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So I use my superhuman speed to go to room 216 to grab the leash
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from Mogulsorp and came back. While she's gone, Murphy, Murphy
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looks at Max, Goes, hey, Max, what do?
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What do? What do these mean?
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And he shows some, some some emotes and it's like it's it's a
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cucumber. It's the water droplets.
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And it's like a licky face. Oh, dear God.
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I don't know what? Spencer.
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Spencer, this, this. You're you're gonna be the one
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to explain this to him. OK, so Murph, what it means is
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that she wants you to make her a salad, like with like a lot of
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dressing, and then she wants to eat the salad.
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It's like, I don't know, maybe it's like a space romance thing.
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She she wants to toss the salad. I can do that.
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Yeah, not. Yeah, don't.
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I don't know. Yeah.
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Yeah, I mean, you can toss her a salad.
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I think that's. Max's head is in his hands.
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The next text underneath, you get it as you like.
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You're reading expensive, it says.
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Meet you third base later question mark.
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I think she wants to eat. Is there like a baseball field
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somewhere here in the casino? I mean, it's just like she says
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she wants to eat it on third base.
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So like, I guess you got to make her a salad and then bring it to
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the baseball field. That this is like kind of
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intricate, man. I don't know about space
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romance. Regina just wants me to buy her
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smoothies. I'm I'm I'm kind of in over my
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head over here. I can do some help.
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No, I know. I'm I'm trying my best man.
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I think we got to like get you some cucumbers or something.
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So you think you can make her a cucumber salad with extra?
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Dressing. At it's this is.
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Maybe, maybe Buffalo Bill over here.
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Maybe, maybe he'll be able to point us towards the the salad
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bar. Yeah, yeah.
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I think that's a great idea. I think that's a great idea.
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There's got to be a buffet somewhere.
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This is like a casino, right? Yeah.
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Oh yeah, yeah, Buffalo Bill Bonglesarian.
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He is the freaking buffet king of this entire casino.
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He'll, he'll point us in the right.
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Direction. Don't worry Merc, we're going to
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get this whole salad third base thing taken care of.
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You, you, just you, you just stay right here for, for a
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little bit and we'll, we'll make sure to point you in the
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direction of the buffet once we, once we figure it out.
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Yeah, yeah. You stay here and you, you text
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your, your girl, Yeah. And we'll, we'll, you know, go,
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go do the thing with the Buffalo guy wingman stuff.
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The three of you embark on this journey to the first floor of
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the casino and you know, you get in the, in the, in the elevator.
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You know, the casual awful elevator music that I can't.
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I can't think of it off the top of my head, but we all know
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which elevator music I'm talking about.
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Oh yeah. Is playing and all four of you
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at this one moment in time see this figure got running through
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your your mind. You see this figure, it's black
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and shadowy. It has like a white plume on its
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head that covers one of its eyes.
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It has like a red spiky growth around its neck.
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It has like skinny arms and like a same same like so much.
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It's like becoming a word that doesn't make sense.
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It has skinny arms and long black tatters hanging from its
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shoulders. It has black clawish hands and
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it looks like it's wearing an old ripped cloak.
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And then that's in your brain for like 4 seconds and then it's
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gone. Spencer, did you see that shit?
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Oh yes, what the fuck Max God. Things are getting Things are
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getting weirder, and weirder is. That the reptile leader of the
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Black Parade. I just like the thought of
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Murphy saying this to himself. In A room.
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I thought I was with him, didn't you say the four of us?
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Oh shit, my bad. No, no.
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You all see it. It's just that you're you're
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separated right now. You're on a leash in a room on
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your. Yeah, we, we.
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Locked you in a hotel room. Attached to a child.
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Padded in a padded cell. So you make it to the first
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floor, and I'm just going to point this out because I plan
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this and we've not got anything that will do it.
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In the elevator. There's a poster on the side and
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it's for for the Axis and Allies movie.
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And it's like the sickest poster you've ever seen.
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Shout out quickly and fucking quick promo for the the Red
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Bubble store. Get your access and allies
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fucking posters now. But yeah, it looks.
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Like it's going to come out in like 6 months, right?
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Does that matter to me? No.
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Yeah. So you come out on this first
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floor and for some reason you feel like your whole structural
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integrity as a person has changed.
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You feel like you're more animated now.
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You feel like reality is very weird.
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You see that same grey person before, but he's like more
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defined now. He doesn't look.
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He looks like a sort of bipedal animal with forearms and like
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black trunks and a belt. Max looks in his pockets to make
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sure that he didn't take the tabs.
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Ramamine. Yeah.
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It's still there if. You should at this point.
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Spencer's just Spencer's just like, damn, he's fucking ripped
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his shit. And sorry, what was Bill's last
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name? Jenny.
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I can't remember what you said. His last name was Bungzorian or
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something. Bunglezarian.
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OK. I just coming out of this
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elevator. As a Honda.
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Buffalo Bill Bongsarian fucking comes.
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Over. Two years and he's like Roxanne
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well. What have we told you about
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going to over floors without proper clearance?
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I'm sorry, Bill, this was an emergency.
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I've got people you know in the Deaf Olympics over here supposed
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to be officiating it. The what?
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The Deaf Olympics? Come on man, keep up to speed.
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This guy's Pokémon. Just just one.
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A battle. I've got to go and pay him out.
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And this, this, this woman just whiffed like right at the end of
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a race, like. We thought she was going to.
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Win. She was doing really well and
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then she whiffed right at the end.
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I've got I've got a lot to deal with.
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What do you need, Roxanne? Look, it's it's Mavia.
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She's attacked my friends here, two of them are with me but
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another one I fear that she got him and so we I kind of locked
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him and our pad. Yeah, now she wants to.
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Know that he can't get. Out to like toss her like a
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super wet cucumber salad. I This is really freaky.
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What? Spencer what?
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Spencer. Spencer you.
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You know what those emojis mean, right?
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What? Yeah, Max, I know what they
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mean. I'll leave the sexual.
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Education to you. You you can.
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Deal with that What? What would you like?
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Me to do about him. Mabia isn't on my.
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Floor right now she's on. Your floor.
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Yeah, but my friends here were kind of hungry for a buffet, and
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I told them that, you know, Bill Bongalzarian is like the buffet
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king of the whole casino. So could you maybe show them
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where the buffet is please? Yeah, but I can take them to the
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buffet, but I don't don't think the buffet is going to help with
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Marvia. But you know.
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Cucumbers, she requested. Cucumbers.
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I mean, we also need some brain food.
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So in a way, yeah, it will help to brainstorm what we're going
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to do about this. She wants a banana and a
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doughnut. What is going?
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On look, the the buffet thing was kind of.
27:08
AI will let you know that we have some real.
27:12
We have. We have a weird way of naming
27:15
things on this floor, don't worry about it.
27:17
But this is the. Spice level we have.
27:20
We have Blaziken spiced chicken wings at the moment and then if
27:24
you if you're really feeling it, we have Charmander and then
27:29
which goes up to Charizard level Hell of spices.
27:32
So fucking. Weird man, I'm I'm not familiar
27:36
with those spices. It'll blow you.
27:41
Blow your socks off, kid. But yeah, OK, follow me to the
27:47
to the buffet. And as you walk in through this
27:50
floor, you see, you walk past this like Colosseum where the
27:55
death Olympics are taking place and you see this guy like
28:00
fucking doing like flips and flourishes and shit.
28:03
And then you see this owl shoot him with an arrow and then he
28:09
gets hyper beamed. But you don't know it's hyper
28:11
beamed. You just see this.
28:12
You just see this fucking green small man thing shoot a laser.
28:18
Out of his. Face and cut this cat guy in
28:21
half. Dear God.
28:24
Why did we come here? Is are they OK?
28:28
For them the legs to stand up and the body like walks over
28:33
with its arms and just like reattaches itself.
28:36
It's it's weird, it's freaky shit.
28:38
You know, you know, I don't think I signed up for.
28:42
That Roxanne, did you tell him about the the ring of
28:45
immortality in this place? You know you can never die here.
28:51
No. Well.
28:53
I like to keep them on edge. You can never die here, kids.
28:56
You. Fucking hate being edged.
29:01
You sound like you love love my friend Tina.
29:07
Spencer. Immediately recognizes.
29:10
No. Tina, please tell me that you
29:13
don't know Dina. Tina who?
29:16
She's from this planet called FRAX in the in the.
29:20
Oh my God. I can't remember what system
29:21
it's in, but she was like a, she had like a calendar, yeah.
29:25
Spencer pulls up the picture on her phone of the month of July
29:29
from the calendar and shows it to Bill without showing it to
29:32
Max Pissed, you know? That that's her.
29:35
That's her, yeah. Yeah.
29:39
You know her. Oh yeah, she's a regular here.
29:43
Is she here now? Is is compared to.
29:48
Don't worry about it, OK? I can.
29:51
Introduce you if you like. Yes, please.
29:54
Sick. We'll go, We'll go and go and
29:56
get the yeah. We got to go hit the buffet
30:00
first. Yeah, we've got to.
30:01
Yeah. But while these two are perusing
30:04
the the old buffet over there, well, I'll take you over to meet
30:08
Tina. Oh my.
30:09
God fuck yeah, you're a fucking. G.
30:11
Man, Spencer tries to dab him up.
30:14
He takes off his hoof. And starts dabbing you.
30:18
That explains the tuxedo situation, all right?
30:23
And Spencer I? Forgot that I made him do that,
30:25
yeah. Spencer's going to shoot a quick
30:26
text off. Want to answer that question?
30:28
Exactly. Spencer's going to shoot a quick
30:30
text off to Murph to ask him how many cucumbers he needs.
30:35
He's he's going to text back a screenshot that's a baguette and
30:40
a pot of honey and just a bunch of question marks.
30:47
All right, I need a baguette, I need a cucumber and I need some
30:51
honey and some water, I think. Yeah.
30:57
Don't worry about it, follow. Up text.
30:59
That's two melons of popping champagne bottle and a mind
31:03
blow. This is becoming a very long
31:07
grocery list, but. It seems like whoever you're
31:11
getting this for is a really hungry person.
31:13
I'm not going to lie to you. Yeah, he like he's just.
31:16
Now. Going through puberty.
31:18
So I feel like he's like doing that growth spurt thing.
31:21
You know. Oh.
31:22
Yeah, yeah, Pokémon, we don't really have that.
31:27
You know, we get to a certain age and it's just instilled in
31:30
us the. Pokémon.
31:33
You. You keep saying that word.
31:35
Question for another day. Don't even worry about it.
31:36
OK, cool. Cool.
31:37
We're having. So many different aliens here.
31:40
This has been such a unique experience and not traumatic at
31:42
all. I, I assume one day we'll visit
31:46
this planet Pokémon and we'll we'll figure out what what it
31:50
all means. Yeah, you never know, maybe one
31:52
day. But yeah, here's the the buffet.
31:57
We're going to do fucking Spencer meets Tina as a fucking
32:02
side episode. Great, that is going to be
32:07
horrifying. I can't wait.
32:09
It's. Going to be scary as fuck.
32:11
Yeah. Yeah, so, you know, you get your
32:21
two melons, you get. Champagne.
32:24
You get pot. Of honey, baguette, cucumber,
32:27
water. Yeah.
32:30
And I'm carrying it all in my arms, too.
32:32
Like I'm struggling with groceries.
32:35
Like when you go into the store and you're like, I'm only going
32:37
to get one thing. I don't need a basket.
32:40
Oh, yeah, You're struggling. Yeah.
32:44
We've been there. Yeah.
32:46
And you go back into this room and Murphy's gone.
32:50
Murphy's not in the room. Oh shit.
32:53
Oh God. Oh.
32:54
Shit, Roxanne, do you? I don't know where he could have
32:58
gone. I swear I made that room like
33:02
airtight. There's no way he could have
33:03
escaped. Fuck.
33:07
Spencer's going to call Murphy. Murphy's phone's on DND.
33:13
Fuck, he's not picking up Max Max, you're in charge when
33:18
Murphy's not here. God, all right, first, first act
33:25
as captain Fuck. No, we're not doing that.
33:32
That's gross. No, no, that's not what I mean.
33:40
OK, Roxanne, I appoint you captain.
33:43
What the fuck do we do? Any ideas where he might be?
33:48
Well, the leash is gone, so 1st I'm going to have to explain it
33:52
to Mogul Zorb. I.
33:54
She's not going to be too happy with me.
33:57
I'm so sorry. I yeah, you please extend my
34:01
apologies to moguls or, but I've never wanted her.
34:06
I mean, she's going to be devastated.
34:07
But you know what? I feel like we probably have
34:09
bigger issues right now. Well, let's see.
34:18
Well, I could try this. And I'm a little nervous too
34:22
because I don't use it very often, but maybe I could use my
34:27
time manipulation to go back and see that's a.
34:31
Great idea. That is very smart.
34:34
That's maybe the only smart thing anyone anywhere near us
34:38
has said in six months. Sorry, roll 2D6 plus freak
34:52
please. Meanwhile, Spencer has like
34:59
dropped all of the groceries on the bed.
35:02
Fuck it, wasted all my. Fucking time 15.
35:06
Jesus Christ. Yeah, God, you go back in time.
35:10
Well, you don't travel through time per SE.
35:13
Your consciousness travels through time and you just see.
35:17
You see Mavia just opened the door like nothing like and both
35:23
of them walk out like arms interlinked like laughing, her
35:28
whispering in Murphy's ear. And then you see Murphy blush
35:31
and then he's out of the way and you can't see him anymore from
35:33
that point of view. How old does Malvia look by the
35:37
way? Like is this unsettling?
35:40
She's doing this to a 16. Year old.
35:42
OK. Does it look like each of them
35:43
like Regina and or? Yeah, so it it above table guys.
35:50
It is the person she looks like the person you have love
35:53
dedicated to. And I know Spence will never
35:56
admit that to Regina, but Aphrodite, he fucking knows the
36:01
the ex goddess of love would know that.
36:06
And you know, Max was about to tell if honestly, if if Matt
36:14
would have said I love you to to Sarah, that would have been
36:18
another like full, like he would have been obsessed as well.
36:22
And it would have just been a you and Roxanne fucking
36:25
adventure. Yeah.
36:27
So yeah, you see him blush and then they walk away.
36:31
I know what happened and I had a feeling, but I was able to see
36:36
it. Mavia came in, opened the door,
36:39
which I don't even know how she knew where he was because I took
36:44
all the numbers off the door. So it's not like he could even
36:47
tell her he was in a room like 315 or whatever.
36:51
But anyway, so she took him and for some reason left the leash
36:57
on like what a freak. And they walked out together,
37:01
arms linked. I'm just imagining him like
37:06
dragging the leash behind him in the hallway like a like a tail.
37:13
So they went down the hallway, but I couldn't see anything else
37:17
besides that all. Right.
37:20
Well, I think if we can, that might be a start.
37:26
I have no better ideas than to try and follow him back down the
37:30
hallway. I think that's, I think that's
37:33
the move. No, we're so fucked, man.
37:37
We're so fucked. You get a notice like a a
37:42
message. Oh, why do I do this to myself?
37:49
You get a message that both of you do.
37:51
Spencer and Max both get a message saying someone's just
37:54
entered the the perv. Ah, shit, shit, shit shit shit.
38:02
Shit, shit. All right, we we got go.
38:05
Yep, Yep. We're running.
38:07
We're running. By the way, it doesn't start up,
38:11
so you're all right. It's not started yet.
38:14
Roxanne, you would know you cannot leave the casino.
38:17
Oh, OK. Well, they can't go with you
38:19
guys. Well.
38:21
Why we need an adult? I understand.
38:26
Yeah, what? Are we going to do without our
38:27
fearless leader? But I can't leave the casino.
38:31
Why not? Do we have to like, buy your
38:32
freedom or something? And Spencer pulls up $100 that
38:35
Max had given her to gamble with earlier.
38:39
Oh, you would be willing to give your $100 for my freedom?
38:44
Yeah, if I had more money, I would give that to you, but Max
38:47
made sure that we couldn't use the ATM.
38:49
So this is all I have. This is everything I own.
38:54
That is so sweet. Roxanne starts to tear up.
38:58
But I can't leave. Unfortunately I'm stuck here and
39:01
I can't, I can't leave. This is this is like where I
39:06
live? And also who's going to feed
39:08
Mogulsorp? She'll die and also her gambling
39:11
addiction will get really bad again and I can't, I can't watch
39:13
her go down that dark path again.
39:15
That's not knowingly. I mean, Mogulsorp has a has a
39:20
very horrible gambling addiction.
39:23
I mean, like we've, we've tried a lot of different treatments
39:26
and now she's finally been on the right path and I just, I
39:28
can't, I can't watch her do that again.
39:30
I mean, you could could bring moguls or with us, then she
39:34
wouldn't be at a casino and I feel like maybe then she'd have
39:37
less opportunity to gamble. Well, she can't leave either.
39:41
We're both bound to the casino. We, we can't leave.
39:44
I'm so sorry guys, but you're going to have to do this on your
39:47
own. Oh God, Max.
39:53
Boy, Spencer, I think we're just going to both need to be, we're
39:59
both going to need to be the leader in this, in this time.
40:03
Fuck, Murph's going to die, isn't he?
40:08
You know, as as Co leader, that's a risk that we're going
40:11
to have to we're going to have to take.
40:14
OK, so as you guys leave this this casino, it's like you never
40:21
walked in. You see, like, obviously you
40:25
guys aren't there, but you see Murphy taking the keys off this
40:28
ballet that hasn't even made it to the to the ship yet, you
40:33
know, and as you're running up, you know, he, he's walking to
40:37
the ship with Marvia. Spencer is running full tilt to
40:41
try and catch up. Yeah.
40:43
This is fully like flying. Hey Murphy, what did we say
40:47
about bringing people on to the ship?
40:49
Spencer's also bringing all of the requested food items in her
40:53
arms, and she's like dropping things as she's running.
40:56
Max is picking them up as she's as she's running.
41:00
Wait, Murph, I got your salad ingredients.
41:05
Oh. Thanks, Spencer.
41:06
Appreciate it. Yeah, yeah, of course, of
41:09
course. You guys ready to go?
41:12
I'm like done hanging out here. Where are we going?
41:17
I don't know. Wait, do I have a a destination?
41:19
I was. Going to go to?
41:20
No. I don't even think Mavi has told
41:22
you why she wants to go. I don't.
41:24
Know well clearly we're not going to find any information
41:26
about what we need to do here, so we should just make another
41:28
planet. Yeah, I mean, I think going to
41:31
this casino may have been a colossal mistake.
41:36
No, it was a good idea, but we just didn't learn anything.
41:40
Fuck, we should. Maybe, maybe we should call.
41:43
Maybe we should call sword on. Yeah.
41:48
He hasn't been any help to us at any point so far.
41:50
Why do we need to call him? Well, because we don't know
41:52
where we're going next. But why?
41:55
Where? Where has he sent us that's been
41:57
helpful so far? I mean, we got The Cave stuff or
42:01
you got cave stuff on on drags and.
42:05
We found a weird old pistol that we just disappeared.
42:09
Well, and then you know it. Didn't get anything else there.
42:12
We got to do the cool stuff on the ice planet.
42:15
I don't remember what it was called, but it was pretty cool
42:18
and we met the blue guy. Yeah, Blue guy was cool.
42:22
Blue guy was super cool. Yeah, but.
42:26
You got to lie in the house. Yeah, Murph.
42:29
And you went on a acid trip on Space Dramamine, I thought,
42:35
don't. Talk about, don't talk about
42:37
that in front of Mavia. Oh yeah, Malvia, it's nice to
42:41
officially meet you and. You still see Regina when you
42:45
look at her. Yeah, but it's it's like it's
42:49
tripping her out, but she's like trying to be nice because this
42:54
is Murphy's lady friend. First love.
42:57
Yeah, I think Max is in the same boat.
42:59
He's just like, yeah, nice, nice to meet you.
43:06
She she nods and she goes. Should we get going?
43:09
You know, Murphy said. He's going to take me flying
43:12
through the stars and, you know, can't turn down.
43:15
Can't turn down well. Well, you know, as as with this
43:20
casino, I think all good things must come to an end, Mavia.
43:23
And why don't why don't we just stop?
43:26
Captain Murphy's the captain. Murphy a dot.
43:31
Well, but Murphy told me. The big head.
43:33
Oh, now you're an adult. Now you're an adult, Murphy.
43:36
Not the time. How many times did Murphy do
43:43
this and Murphy do that? And Murphy, what are we doing
43:45
next? Let's just fucking go somewhere,
43:47
you know what I mean? Max looks to Spencer.
43:50
Normally I love that attitude. He's fucking, he's fucking got
43:54
us. Yeah.
43:55
I mean. He's got us right where he
43:58
sucks. We really have pawned off all of
44:02
our responsibilities on him. Just get on the ship and let's
44:05
go. There's fine.
44:06
There's nothing wrong here. Yeah, I mean, I can't argue with
44:10
that logic at all. I everything I've said and done
44:13
up until this point means that I have to go along with this
44:18
because I have deferred all decision making unto you, Murph.
44:22
OK, we'll go into space with your girlfriend.
44:27
Yeah. Hi, girl.
44:29
All right. Yeah, going into space special.
44:33
Lady friend. Cool.
44:39
We'll flash. We flashed back to the casino
44:44
and we see Roxanne stood there with Bill and Bill is just like.
44:50
Oh, they're, they're fucked. Yep.
44:56
They are absolutely cooked. Did we make any money off them?
45:01
Because we need to repeat, you know, customers, you can't just
45:04
have one and done as. Well, we made about $40 because
45:11
the stupid one who couldn't figure out the Riddle gave his
45:14
last 20 bucks to us and the simp also gave his last 20 bucks too.
45:21
We're fucking going downhill here.
45:23
And he just walks back in with like a mice thigh in his hand.
45:28
Yeah, we leave this scene watching the PERD flying into
45:33
deep space. Murphy now the fucking mega Chad
45:40
fucking one arm on the fucking steering wheel.
45:43
Somehow he's learnt how to on autopilot it one arm on the one
45:48
hand on the steering wheel, one arm round Mavia playing the
45:53
worst fucking music going just like all kids music nowaday.
45:57
It's just shit. Well, fucking 1200 years in the
46:04
future it will still be shit then as well.
46:08
And you know, we just see Max and Spencer in the back.
46:13
Just fucking visual, visual moment.
46:16
Just how much? Just looks over Max, just looks
46:22
over knees, just like, look, when this is all done, we we
46:25
really got to like split the responsibilities.
46:29
I don't know if that would be any better.
46:31
To be totally honest, Max. Yeah, and we zoom out, we just
46:38
see the 3rd going into deep space and that's it.
46:40
That's where we end this fun subplot, because this shit is
46:45
going to get fun. I think it's all gone.
46:53
Wait till 5. You know what she don't know,
46:55
She don't care. God close my eyes, get far away,
47:01
crash you me up and stream me all the care.
47:03
Let's let she let me. But she don't care.
47:35
Well, so before we end out here, can we just say thank you to
47:39
Ginny for fucking coming up Matt's?
47:41
Why? Thanks, Ginny.
47:44
We love you know this is. Where I normally say who are you
47:46
and where can we find you? But.
47:47
Matt's house, that's where we can find her.
47:50
Yeah, across the hall. Don't look for her.
47:57
Only ever ask ask about her if you want bullying tips for Matt
48:00
because that's all we've been told beforehand.
48:04
If you want good riddles and how to bully Matt, that's who.
48:06
That's who you go to. She's also a.
48:08
Freestyle. Rapper, in case you are what?
48:11
Oh yeah, if you thought that's right, the New Year's the.
48:14
Stream. Yeah, you would have seen her
48:16
absolutely decimating everyone. Everyone.
48:20
Yeah. That was a lot of fun.
48:22
Thank you guys for having me. I hope to join again sometime
48:25
for sure. This was fun.
48:59
Music.