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EP 35 - Straight Up. 🍸 Extra Dirty: Butter Your Buns & Lock the Doors · Straight Up Extra Dirty's Podcast

• 0:21
  SPEAKER_04: Why are you wearing a jelly suit?
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_02: Could you fing hate me?
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_02: I like sexy.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_01: I like to dress a little sexy, provocative for Halloween.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_01: And you make me look like freaking jelly, and you're what?
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_04: Tell us why you're wearing a peanut butter.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_02: Because it's Peanut Butter Jelly Time! Peanut butter jelly tie! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly!
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_01: Peanut butter jelly, little baseball baby.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: But where did that originate from?
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_01: Where's that song from?
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_04: Um, I don't know the person who wrote it.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_01: Did is it from Do you know the person that wrote it?
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_04: I don't I don't know who wrote it.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna say peanut butter jelly time came from Spongebob.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_04: No, that's not SpongeBob.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_01: Well, where did peanut butter jelly time come from?
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_01: Peanut butter jelly chip.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_04: Should we have Peanut Butter Jelly Chip?
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_04: Should we ask Alexa?
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_01: Do we have a life on?
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_01: Alexa, where did this phrase and song Peanut Butter Jelly Time come from?
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_02: Buckwheat Boys! Buckwheat boys.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_01: And how do I so how would I know the song if I don't even know who the buckwheat boys are?
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_04: Because you've seen the dancing banana.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_04: And so bye.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_01: Alright.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_02: Halloween.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_02: This is stage.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: This is all about you.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_04: Welcome to Straight Up Action Dirty.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_04: It is our second Halloween episode.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_04: And we're peanut butter and jelly.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_01: Once again, Mikey G chooses the costumes.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_01: And here we are.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_01: Peanut butter and jelly.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_01: So what made you decide to make us peanut butter and jelly?
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, you tell me, like, who doesn't know peanut butter and jelly?
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I get it.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: I get it.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: We stick to it.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_04: How do you like your peanut butter and jelly?
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_04: You like grape jam?
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_01: You like Well, I'm glad you asked.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_01: I'm glad you asked.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: First of all, just want you to know, this is my Halloween drink that everybody out there should be drinking this Halloween season.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_01: And post.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_04: Is it cranberry juice?
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_04: Because I have the urinary tract infection.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: It will help your urinary tract infection.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_01: No doubt.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_01: This is the vampire's kiss, vodka, cranberry, pomegranate, um, and a little twist of lime.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_01: So this is also, this is great for a Halloween drink and also for your urinary tract infection.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_04: In case you got a man with a dirty D.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_01: No, no.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_01: So, in the so it's Halloween, right?
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_01: Here we are.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_04: What did you put in that?
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_01: What is in that?
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_01: I don't play.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_01: I don't play.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_01: I don't play.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_01: You know, I don't play.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_04: It's like literally burning my lungs through.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_01: It's straight up extra dirty.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_01: And it doesn't have to be a martini to be extra dirty.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_01: So, what I wanted to do was kind of talk about Halloween, and I made some Halloween treats, but you're gonna have to help me make the second one.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_01: This is a chicken satae that I made with a peanut butter spicy sauce that you dip it in.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_01: It's spicy, it's hot, it's sweet, it's peanut buttery, it's all fabulous.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_01: So that's a dirty sae.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_01: I take chicken, I cut up in strips, I soak the sticks in water so they don't burn when I put them on the grill, or you could put them in the oven.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, so you use it on a grill.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_01: You can, but I put them in the oven just to save time.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_01: And um I marinated it for an hour in soy sauce, uh peanut uh sesame oil, fresh grated, that's the key.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_01: Fresh grated ginger.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_01: Big difference.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and garlic, fresh garlic chopped, and you throw that all together, and you marinate it in that, and then I put some honey in there.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I'd like to die for a little cayenne pepper, because we like to get a little spicy, because you know I like things spicy, right?
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, we gotta keep it real.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_01: So anyway, did that.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_01: Then I made this, which is made with peanut butter, honey, cayenne pepper, and then I just added some carrots because when I was a kid, my mother used to give me carrots with peanut butter.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, wow, that's good.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, that's really good.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_01: Why are you shocked?
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not shocked.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_02: Master Chef, why are you shocked?
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_01: All right, good.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_01: Damn good, right?
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_01: I know it's good.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude, I know it's good.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_01: But I'm gonna put your ass to work.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_02: So while we're talking.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_01: Well, while we're talking about Halloween, we are going to make in honor of this ridiculous costume that you have us in.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_01: I forgot my nuts.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, your nuts are there.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_01: We'll leave that for Michael.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_01: We'll just leave it for Michael.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna touch your nuts.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_01: Listen, I have respect.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_04: People are allergic to nuts, you know.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_04: I'm just saying.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_04: Just saying.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_01: Just saying.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_01: So we're gonna make PBJ sliders.
• 5:48
  unknown: Yeah.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_01: Because everybody likes hamburger sliders, all kinds of weird sliders.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_01: We're making PBJ in honor of PBJ thing.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, stop.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_01: Stop.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so what you're gonna do is you're gonna take, oh, and special shout out to King's Hawaiian Rolls.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you for supplying the rolls for this segment.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_01: For this segment.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_01: No one has better buns.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_01: So what I want you to do is I want you to take the bottoms.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_01: Are you a bottom or a top?
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_04: It depends on the day.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so you can go you can either be a bottom or a top.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_04: I could be a bottom or a top.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_04: That's right.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna put them on the bottom, right?
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, we gotta start with the bottoms.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on to the tops.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, this is gonna get wet.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on to your tops.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_03: There's less tops than there are bottoms in this in this recipe.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, do that.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_01: Do that.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so those are all the the bottoms?
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_04: That's all the bottoms.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so now what I want you to do is take some of this peanut butter and spread it on the bottom.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_04: Do I need a peanut butter spreader?
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_04: Um or like a uh what?
• 7:03
  unknown: No.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_01: A butter spoon.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_01: Just a spoon.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_01: Spoon's right there.
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, a spoon.
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_04: You want me to use it?
• 7:07
  SPEAKER_04: Spoon's right there.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_01: Peanut butter jelly time.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_01: Peanut butter jelly time.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_01: So spread that on each one.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_01: Not a lot, just you know, just enough to get a little, you know.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, wait.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_04: What kind of peanut butter are you using?
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_04: Skipping?
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_01: It has to be.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_04: So no.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_04: It has to be.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_04: What if what if you wanted to do this with nuts?
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_04: Like.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_01: No, I don't want any nuts.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_01: Nobody likes.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_01: It's gotta be split.
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_01: Nobody likes nuts.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_01: Who likes nuts?
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_01: Nobody likes it.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_04: What about with the honey?
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_04: You know, some people like it with the honey.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_04: They like, I'm just I got it.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_01: That's what this chopping, this is what this crushing thing is of the roasted peanut butt.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_04: This is a very controversial thing.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_04: When we talk about peanut butter and jelly, no, like when you make a regular traditional peanut butter jelly, do you slice the bread diagonal or do you do a square?
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_01: All right, can you just put the peanut butter on the right, all right?
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_04: I'm trying here, but what did this tell me?
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_01: All right, tell me which way do you cut your bread?
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_01: I don't cut my bread.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_01: Let's talk about Halloween movies, okay?
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_01: It's Halloween.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_01: Have you do you get into any of the scary movies?
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_04: Scary movies?
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_04: Now put the screen.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_04: I don't watch scary movies.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, now put that.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_01: Now that's gotta go on the top, but just put a drop in the middle, like a big drop.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_04: Like a dollop?
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_01: Like a dollop.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_01: So, okay, so I don't like scary movies.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_01: Do you like scary movies?
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_01: Almost made a mess.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_01: This is not good.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_04: Almost made a mess.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_01: The vampire's kiss.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_01: Do you like scary movies?
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_04: I do not like scary movies.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_01: Why don't you like scary movies?
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_04: Um I'm very sensitive.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_04: Like when I was a kid, we weren't allowed to watch them.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_04: Sensitive?
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they give me nightmares.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_01: That I understand.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_01: Alright.
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_04: And still to this day, like um like Michael and I, we watch this cartoon.
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_04: I have like this cartoon that I watched.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_04: It's called The Haunted Mansion.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_04: That's actually not scary at all.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_04: And I still will have nightmares after I watch it.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_04: Just a few nights ago, we it like the new season came out, and I started watching it, and I I put it on, and I woke up in the middle of the night screaming, and Michael was like, I was like, it's the haunted mansion.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_04: And he started laughing at me when we went back to bed.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_04: Nice.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, now put the tops on the bottoms.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_01: You know how that works.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_01: Squish it a little bit.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_01: A little little push down on that.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_04: Nobody likes a little squish.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_01: Now, now you just got it's simple.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_01: Hawaiian rolls, peanut butter, and jelly.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_01: Now, well, this is just divine.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_01: Is now what you're going to do is that butter.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_01: It's butter, honey, and cayenne.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, because we like a little spice.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, we do.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_01: We got the honey, the cayenne, and the butter.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_01: Now, what you need to do, no, that's just a store brand.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_01: Now you can swipe the top of them.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_01: And I've got the oven on 350.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_01: And then you can just kind of paint the top.
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_01: And then this.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_01: Ooh, butter your buns.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_01: Butter your buns.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_01: So one.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm going to put some sea salt on the top after you do that.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_01: I got the sea salt in Italy.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_01: My last trip to Italy this past summer.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_01: It was fabulous.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_04: But he's taking it to the next level with the sea salt.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_01: It has to be flaky sea salt.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_01: And then you put the wait, and I'm going to mash the freaking roasted peanuts.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_01: Just go like this.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_01: Even though they're not really crunched, but whatever.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_01: It doesn't matter.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_01: So, with all this being said, we take this.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_01: That's what we call it in it.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_01: So let's talk about this for a minute.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_01: I was watching.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna put this in the oven at 350.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, 350.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_01: You keep smashing that.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_01: So let's keep talking.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_01: So now, what is your did you ever watch a scary movie from Halloween?
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_04: Which scary movie?
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_04: Like any scary movie.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I've watched lots of.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_04: I would say my first scary movie was Exorcist, of course.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_04: It was like a classic.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_01: So was that the one that put you over the edge that you couldn't watch scary movies anymore?
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_04: I think they all put me over the edge.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_04: To me, like if you're crazy enough to write a story about tearing people apart and shredding people up and getting possessed, I'm like, you're just as sick as the actual person who's actually doing it.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_04: So to me, like I'm like, oh, what's that guy, Stephen King?
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_04: Like, I'm like, that mother f is crazy.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_04: Like, I'm sorry.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_04: Just you have to have a crazy mind and you're thinking of those things, and it's oh, it's fantasy, but is it really fantasy?
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_04: Like, also, like, don't you think like Charles Manson was like fantasizing about his like killing before he did it?
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_01: Like, whack, whack, whack.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_04: So is it a whack job?
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_01: So because it's like Halloween month, you know, they have all the the horror movies coming on.
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_04: These peanuts are good.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_01: So the other night, we're watching, Jack and I are watching TV, and I said, Oh, I want to put Friday the 13th.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm like, oh, look at this, Friday the 13th.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_01: It's been a hundred years, it was 1980.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_01: I was like in elementary school when that was going on.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_01: No, it felt like it.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_01: So all of a sudden I see Kevin Bacon.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, oh my god, I didn't realize Kevin Bacon was in this movie.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_01: And it's so, like, it's so old that it's like, you know, they didn't have all the cinematography.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_01: I said, you know what?
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_01: I've always said, since I was a kid, I couldn't watch any of these scare horror movies because I was tortured by my cousins when I was a kid.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_01: I was a, you know, I was like a one of the only girl cousins.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_04: They got you with the fireworks too.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_01: Like, they got you with the fireworks.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they did.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_01: They got you.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_01: They say we jump out of bushes when we would go camping, and they would, you know, when when all the Halloween and all that kind of movies came out and scare the crap out of me.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_01: And they made me sit there and watch Omen, Damien Omen, and and The Omen.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, all that shit.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_04: I don't like that.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_04: That's biblical.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_04: I know that's a big thing.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_04: When you grow up, like when you grow up.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_04: So now that's really scary.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_01: So now I'm like, alright, that's not working for me.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_01: Don't expect to Jack, you know what?
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna give it a shot.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_01: Friday the 13th on right now.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna flip and I put the I put it on.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_01: And there's a scene.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know who these actors are.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_01: And they're all together, and everything seems pretty normal.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_01: You can hear the music though.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_01: You know, one kid went into the house and got attacked.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_01: But it wasn't like freaking me out.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_01: So I said, maybe I can watch the scary movies now that I'm an adult and like I understand this a little bit better.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_01: Like, all right, this is all make-believe, but they could really be crazy.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_01: So I shut so then it goes to commercial because it was on regular TV.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_01: So I go back, I'm watching something else.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_01: I skip back, I go back, I go, oh, this is Friday the 13th.
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_01: I said, Oh, I had no idea Kevin Bacon was in this movie.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_01: And Kevin Bacon looked like he was like 18 years old.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, oh my god, look at him from like Footloose.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_01: You know, and he's like, so I was like, oh, this I I forgot about him.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't know he was in this movie.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_01: Commercial break, come back.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_01: I said to Jack, I think I'm okay with like watching a scary movie.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_01: I flip back and you see Kevin Bacon laying on the bed, like just looking up, and all of a sudden you see a guy jump and grab his neck.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_01: I fing lost my s.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I lost my fing.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_02: Why?
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_02: Because it was Kevin Bacon or it scared the s out of me.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_01: No, it scared the hell out of me.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, this is why I can't watch this crap! I can't take it anymore.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_01: So I just I don't know if I could do it.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_01: I just don't think I could do it.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_04: What do I don't know?
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_04: It's the whole, and everybody's like, oh, it's fake.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_04: And I'm like, but who wants to see somebody's insides, whether it's fake or not?
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_04: I like looking at the outside of people, not the inside.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you very much.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_04: I'm good.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_04: It's nasty.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_04: Dirty.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, and listen, I would say right now, like even Michael, like right now.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_04: Michael loves horror movies.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_04: I he can't like it.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_04: I can't watch her.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, find a friend.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_04: Dial in a friend.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, I'm gonna dial you in a date night.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_04: Like, I'm like, new horror movie comes out, I'm dial in a friend.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_01: So he's not afraid of like the conjuring and all that kind of stuff.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_01: Like Michael doesn't he doesn't care.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, I don't know.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_04: Do you think that it has anything to do with a religious background?
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_04: Like growing up religious, you don't like no.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_01: I listen, we've already talked about this in the past.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm like, I could find the sign of a psychopath, you know, like crime ID.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_01: Like the signs of a psychopath, I probably know like 16 people.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I am obsessed with that show because I feel like it's like that's a scary shit.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_01: And it's the same thing with the horror movies.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_01: So I don't, I don't know.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_04: Well, it's also the same reason why I don't sleep at night because I watch too much crime ID, and everyone always gets murdered in their bed.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's what crime ID is about.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, no, you can't, you can't.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_04: You get murdered in your fing bed at night.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_04: Well, no.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_04: You can't even go to sleep.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_04: Like, I don't feel safe.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's what happened to Kevin Bacon in front of the 13th.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm trying to say.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_01: He's late, then all of a sudden this freaking thing comes out, and I'm like, So, what are the rules?
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_04: What are the rules?
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_04: You don't run inside, everybody runs inside.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_04: Scream.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_04: And if you have sex, you're guaranteed to go first.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_01: Every time you talk, that's it.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_01: That's exactly what happened with Kevin Bacon and his chick.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_01: They were having sex, and then something happened, and then she got up, and then he was just done.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_01: He was missing.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_01: That was it, but it's good to be able to do it.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_01: But who's the one who had sex first?
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_01: Like I don't, I listen, I don't need that.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, I I screamed, I jumped.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_01: And then the very last scene of the movie is the chick, the last lone survivor in the canoe, and then she's sitting there, and the police are on the shore, and she's like with her hands in the water, and she looks up and she sees them, and you think, oh, they're saving her.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_01: And then this purse, this thing comes out of the water.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_01: And grabs her out of the canoe, yeah.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, oh no.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_01: And as much as that's fake as it don't matter because you're scared sh now like.
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_04: Let me ask you a question.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_04: Would you get in a canoe in the middle of the night?
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_01: No, I wouldn't, but I'll tell you something.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_01: I'll tell you something else.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_01: I'll tell you something else.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_01: Jaws, the movie Jaws came out.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_01: My father, may he rest in peace, took me to see Jaws in a drive-in movie.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_01: And we were in South Carolina at the time vacationing.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_01: And my father thought it would be a good idea to take us to see Jaws.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_01: Mine would do, we're living on a beach for the summer.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, alright.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_01: So we see it.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_01: I was so scared to death.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_01: I was I was so little, but I was so scared because my dad wanted to see it.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_01: So he brings me, he brings myself and probably my brother.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_01: I don't even remember at the time.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_01: I was afraid, not only I was afraid to take a bath.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_01: Like, seriously?
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_01: No bullshit.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_01: No bullshit.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_04: You thought Jaws was so bad.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_01: I thought Jaws was gonna come into the goddamn bathtub.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_01: That's the sh that f your mind when you're a kid and you're watching this stuff.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_01: Then it got worse.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_01: Then I thought Jaws was gonna come out of the toilet.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, so we're gonna be.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_01: Because I felt it was coming through the septic system.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_04: You're holding it?
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_04: No, I wasn't holding it, but I was like this.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_01: I was like sitting, I'm like, nope, nope.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not gonna lie to you.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_04: In Florida.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_01: But the bathtub thing scared the crap out of me.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_01: Florida.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_04: Don't have to worry about snakes, iguanas, and all kinds of things getting in your plumbing.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_04: And when I go to the bathroom at night, because I sit when I pee because it's better for your prostate.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_04: I go to the bathroom, I sit on the toilet, and I'm like, I gotta get some lights on and make sure there's nothing underneath that bowl before I sit down on it.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_04: Because I don't want to anyway.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_04: They come through the pipes.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_04: So don't joke.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_02: Don't joke.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_02: Um I wasn't wrong on what I was doing.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_01: Vampire Martini.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_01: Vampire martini.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_04: I want to suck your blood.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_01: So maybe I would Ooh, that's strong.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna be feeling good.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_01: Alright.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_01: Would you like a I mean I feel like have it, have some.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_01: So I don't know.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_01: So what what if you were gonna if you were gonna test yourself and re-watch a Halloween movie, what would it be?
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_01: Just to see if you could handle it.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_04: It would have to be one of the classics.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, give me a classic.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_04: Uh I know it wouldn't be like any of the saws or anything like that.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_04: They're too bloody.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_03: Probably.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I don't know.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_04: Like I mean something.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_04: The one with Freddie Krueger.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_04: Freddie Kruger uh That's Nightmare on Elm Street.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_04: Nightmare on Elm Street.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_01: So that one you would want to test yourself and see?
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I would test it out.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_04: I would see that.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_04: Or even it.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_04: But I have to tell you, I have major issues with clowns since I was a kid.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_04: My first birthday party was clowns.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_04: And I literally, I don't remember it, but I know there was some sort of trauma with the clown situation.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_04: And I hate clowns as an adult.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_04: It's okay.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_04: If there's a clown, I know it's okay.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_02: If there's a clown and an adult, it's okay.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_04: Like I can't even like Okay, I don't like clowns either, but I get out of here.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_04: Listen, I've seen plenty of clowns like that don't know how to do their makeup.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_04: But just saying.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_01: So that would be, so that would be what you would challenge yourself with to see if you can handle it.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_04: I would definitely challenge myself.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_04: Like Michael has tried.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_04: He keeps trying to tell me.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_04: He's like, oh, it's really not that bad.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_04: It's not that bad.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_04: You know, it's like it was written by Stephen King.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, that mother's crazy.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_01: Like so I think mine would be Halloween.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_01: When I hear that music.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_01: Like that whole that's the music.
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_01: What if it's a goddamn music?
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_01: You ever thought that we turned the music off?
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna be fucking but to hear that music.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_01: I lose my I absolutely lose my face.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_04: We could watch it if we put it on mute.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_04: We should try it.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like this.
• 22:17
  unknown: I can do it.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_01: I can do it I can do it.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's a goddamn mute that we could do it.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_01: That's that that got to me.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna challenge myself this year, this Halloween, and I'm gonna watch Halloween.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_01: This is the first one.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_01: Now I don't need to see what the hell was his name?
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_01: Mike Myers.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_01: I don't need to see him like 10 years old down the road, whatever the hell he is.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_01: But I want to see the first one because that's the one that got to me.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_01: And that's why I was never able to see any more after that.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_01: And my cousins, you know what?
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_01: If you listen to me, I don't like you because you tortured me as a kid.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_01: Because I was one of the only girl cousins out of all.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_01: Still torture.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, they got you.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_01: Model Namiya! So anyway, wait, hold on.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_01: I got our PBJ.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_01: What is going on with my floor?
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, so here's the beauty of it.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_01: The magic of Hollywood.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_01: We made their baking in there, but here we go.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_01: Here's your PBJ slider.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_01: So would you like one?
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_01: And we can end this episode with a PBJ slider.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_04: Cheers with the slider.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_01: Well, let's just see if you can talk after you just take a bite of it.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_01: Cheers.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_02: Like the last peanut butter balls.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_02: It's messy like you.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_01: God damn, it's good.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_01: It's loppy like me.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's different.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_01: It's not a PBJ sandwich.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_01: It's a PBJ slider.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_04: It kind of tastes like a like a pretzel.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_04: Like a sourdough pretzel with jelly on it.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's good.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_02: It's dripping all over the goddamn place.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, that's really good.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_01: Do I need to call Sherelle and ask her to come back and do my makeup?
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_01: Am I dripping oil all over my face?
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, on that note.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_04: She said it's straight up extra dirty into the slider.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_01: The slider, the vampire kiss.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_01: That will put anybody to death.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_01: And to our second Halloween.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_02: This one's going in.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_01: I told you it's good.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_01: Straight up?
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_04: Extra dirty.