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#587 Wake & Blaze: Austin Kress aka Stoney Mc Blaze · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: What is up and good morning to everybody. Welcome to
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  Speaker 1: the Wake and Bake, although we don't smoke the same podcast.
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  Speaker 1: last time. So so it was great without further ado,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on? To my uh imported section of the podcast?
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  Speaker 2: What's going on? IDDI?
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  Speaker 3: What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Guys?
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  Speaker 3: Can I get a pin?
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  Speaker 4: Chick Cabron, it's the number one Mexican podcast in America.
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  Speaker 4: Let's go, baby, happy to be here, sunny shining. Chick
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  Speaker 4: Litz is on my left, he's on his on my front.
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  Speaker 1: No, homo, don't you think they were just like the
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  Speaker 1: number one diverse podcast.
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  Speaker 4: But the number one Mexican pod. Like it's already been stated.
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  Speaker 4: I already made the plaque. Bro, I've we can't take
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  Speaker 4: it back now.
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  Speaker 1: I've had more immigrants on this podcast be co host
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  Speaker 1: than anything. Bro so like so like, hey, bro, come on,
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  Speaker 1: but like you immigrated from fucking Canada.
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  Speaker 4: I know there's only one Mexican person here. Chick Lits
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  Speaker 4: is keeping the Mexican podcast alive.
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  Speaker 1: He's probably the only Mexican one the here ring myself
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  Speaker 1: for some is he's Mexican and all our fans are Mexican,
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  Speaker 1: and for them check out wrong?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah what is it?
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  Speaker 1: Also to his right is the one and only mister
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  Speaker 1: chick Lits himself fresh out of fucking hash holes and donuts.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, sir man, you guys missed out if you didn't
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  Speaker 5: pull up. You know I was there giving away shit,
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  Speaker 5: taking dabs. You know you guys got to pull up
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  Speaker 5: to these things. Bro, uh we we go. You know,
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  Speaker 5: if you guys are longtime followers or you know, you
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  Speaker 5: say what's up, you get a free hit.
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  Speaker 2: Shit.
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  Speaker 5: Don't expect anything for free, but you could kick it
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  Speaker 5: and smoke why not?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And look, you should never go into anywhere with expectations, bro,
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  Speaker 1: like like straight up bro, because life is the one
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  Speaker 1: thing about life is that it's always going to be impredictable,
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  Speaker 1: no matter how bulletproof you think your plans are. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: the fucking you can you can have a checklist, checklist
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  Speaker 1: of all checklists done, and then before you fucking know where,
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  Speaker 1: the fucking thunderstorm comes and shit's on your parade. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: life is just unpredictable like that. So you should just
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  Speaker 1: never have expectations. Show up with the intention of having
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  Speaker 1: a good time if that's what you like doing and
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  Speaker 1: that's where you want to go, hope going there with
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  Speaker 1: the mentality if you're gonna have a good time. If
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  Speaker 1: you don't even have that, if you're if you're on
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  Speaker 1: a tight budget, trust you're gonna run into some homies
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  Speaker 1: like it.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna you're gonna make new homies like not everybody.
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  Speaker 1: If somebody's gonna offer you a dab bro a lot
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  Speaker 1: of the booths are they're gonna offer you adapts. Some
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  Speaker 1: people give away shit. You just have to be able
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  Speaker 1: to have the mentality that you're gonna go in there
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  Speaker 1: and have a good time.
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  Speaker 3: And if you see anyone on the pod and you
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  Speaker 3: say same team, there's a pretty good chance they'll hook
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  Speaker 3: you up with something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you see it, we don't smoke the same
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  Speaker 1: fucking shirt or something like that, and you just say
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  Speaker 1: something like we say here like tech support or fucking
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  Speaker 1: we don't smoke the same same team or something like that,
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  Speaker 1: or fuck, he's on.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like like, I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 2: somebody's gonnaurn around.
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  Speaker 3: And be like, what's so if you watched that shit
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  Speaker 3: to I only missed it, I would have been there.
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  Speaker 3: I only missed it because that was Joshua Tree doing drugs.
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  Speaker 1: Oh damn, we we got another we got another subscriber.
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  Speaker 1: Uh just to to oh, hell yeah, we completed the
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  Speaker 1: tenth subscriber. Yah yeah, Saluda E R CJ. That's the
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  Speaker 1: new that's the last one. So now we have ten.
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna after I introduced the guests, I'm in
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  Speaker 1: a minute, I'm gonna pick the winner. So thank you
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  Speaker 1: Ray for running the Bords Morning Shot Films, Morning Real
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  Speaker 1: podcasts and uh also, what is it?
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  Speaker 2: Joining us?
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  Speaker 1: Is a very funny, well known you might have seen
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  Speaker 1: them in your algorithm. We're talking about the win and
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  Speaker 1: only Austin kress ak Stony.
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  Speaker 2: Mcclaze, what's up? What's up? Are we feeling?
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  Speaker 3: Going good?
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  Speaker 2: Buddy? It's a good morning, doing great, pretty stoke to
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  Speaker 2: be here.
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  Speaker 6: I will say you said have no expectations. I did
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  Speaker 6: come here with an expectation to smoke some incredible fucking
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  Speaker 6: weed and that has been met and exceeded. So this
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  Speaker 6: hash hole is fire. Yeah, Chickle's hash hole, dude, it's sick.
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  Speaker 6: I'm a huge fan of a hash hole, and I'm
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  Speaker 6: a huge fan of a glass tip one of my
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  Speaker 6: favorite things.
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  Speaker 2: So you ever tried paper tips? Dog? Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah, constant.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, that's that's the normal.
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  Speaker 3: You guys hate it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's nothing cut pass only use glass table.
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  Speaker 3: I use paper tips to keep it real, keep one
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  Speaker 3: hundred because they.
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  Speaker 2: Want to have to clean them. You know, you know
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  Speaker 2: how Indians are cleaning. These guys don't cleaning away. I
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  Speaker 2: bought some so you could throw away. Wow, you just
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  Speaker 2: tossed the glass.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's throwaway glass, brother, twenty cents.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to keep this and roll up with it.
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  Speaker 6: That's where I'm coming from. But no, yeah, I smill
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  Speaker 6: got on paper tips a lot. But so that's why
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  Speaker 6: it's a nice treat to get there. The glass is
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  Speaker 6: like a treat for me.
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  Speaker 1: Like ooh but you know, okay, like they didn't wait.
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  Speaker 1: There has to be like this, this like the stoner rule, bro,
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  Speaker 1: where after a certain age, you know how, like you
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  Speaker 1: know how people look at me and like when I
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  Speaker 1: say I can't what is it?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how to swim? And I'm like thirty five.
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  Speaker 1: Like if you if you smoke so much and you
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  Speaker 1: don't know how to roll, come on, come.
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  Speaker 2: On, like the out here.
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  Speaker 3: Even as an Indian guy, I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Saying, come on, problem, we solve that problem. All you
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  Speaker 5: got to do is get yourself a hashole.
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  Speaker 2: But sometimes, okay, very true.
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  Speaker 6: I gotta agree with you on that. And the only
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  Speaker 6: reason I agree with you is because I just learned
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  Speaker 6: how to roll. So now I'm more than happy a
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  Speaker 6: ship on anybody that can't. Shout out to my girlfriend
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  Speaker 6: for teaching me how to roll.
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  Speaker 1: You finally, sometimes like you don't you never know where
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to tap into your primitive stoner roots, bro,
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  Speaker 1: And it's like sometimes like I may not always have
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  Speaker 1: a clean, funky field tip, bro, And in Vegas sometimes
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  Speaker 1: I've had to use a paper tip.
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  Speaker 3: But I never heard it here.
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  Speaker 2: First.
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  Speaker 1: I never forgot how to roll with one do I do?
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  Speaker 1: I do that often for fun? Fuck No, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: but I'll be doing this building he rolls all join.
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  Speaker 1: I hope you guys know that. But I feel like
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  Speaker 1: people that if you're if you're like smoking avidly, but
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  Speaker 1: you imagine fool, you're like you're not you're past twenty
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  Speaker 1: five and you're going to another food.
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  Speaker 2: Can you roll for me?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? No?
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  Speaker 2: Like I've done that in high school party.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it's like bro, yeah yeah, that's it exactly
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  Speaker 1: what it's like.
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  Speaker 2: Can you talk about shoes for me? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: No, it's it's embarrassing and so you gotta you gotta
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  Speaker 6: grow up and learn how.
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  Speaker 5: To roll like I rolled. I rote good hamblents right
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  Speaker 5: hand rolled. When before the hashole game, everybody used to
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  Speaker 5: come and be like, hey you rolle the blunt. He
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  Speaker 5: rolle the blunt. I'm like, why, Yeah, I don't want
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  Speaker 5: to take my ten minutes to roll blunt for everybody
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  Speaker 5: like that's some poser a ship, but you do it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, people people have and they try to hide it too,
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  Speaker 1: like get some shame, like you know how like closet.
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  Speaker 2: Gags used to be.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, fool like closet closet. Non rollers dog,
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  Speaker 1: they'd be doing that ship too. They'd be like, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's cool. You know, my finger hurts and there's some
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  Speaker 1: random as ship.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like.
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  Speaker 5: They'd be like no, they get on the phone, that
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  Speaker 5: would be a funny shirt. Non rollers and at the
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  Speaker 5: closet with the roll with the with the papers and shit.
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  Speaker 4: Non rollers are the worst because like unless they're smoking
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  Speaker 4: something nice like chick list they're usually smoking those like
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  Speaker 4: cheap pre rolls from looking and then they bring it in.
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  Speaker 4: They're like, yo, let's blaze and you hit it and
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  Speaker 4: you're like, man, this tastes like car I.
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  Speaker 6: Got I as I say, I am so over pre rolls.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, they give you the bunk inside of the
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  Speaker 2: first time.
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  Speaker 6: Like I mean when I was non rolling, I like
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  Speaker 6: pre rolls obviously, Like you said, great point, they are
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  Speaker 6: non rollers. They're like, you know how you need floaties.
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  Speaker 6: They are our version of floating.
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  Speaker 2: They are just don't go in the water.
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  Speaker 6: They are the non roller floaties. And it's not as good.
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  Speaker 6: It's not as good.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's better to roll your own or like, how
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  Speaker 2: do you feel break it open?
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  Speaker 3: The so you just stuff it's like dicing a tomato.
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  Speaker 2: Fine, there's a way, there's a tech.
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  Speaker 1: Fine, there's a there's a text to stuff in Those
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  Speaker 1: two dog regular people. They don't understand that you have
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  Speaker 1: the texture of the weed has to be able to
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  Speaker 1: be so fine for you to have a perfect even
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  Speaker 1: burn in one of those. But nine times out of ten,
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  Speaker 1: at the end it'll get all vainy, like it'll be
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  Speaker 1: like like it'll be all fucking weird bro, and then
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  Speaker 1: like you're like you're hitting it.
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  Speaker 2: You're just like, man, fuck this trash, bro.
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  Speaker 1: I got like five hits out of this because people
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  Speaker 1: don't know how to do this like you're supposed to.
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  Speaker 1: There's a there's the machine. The machine goals like this
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  Speaker 1: to the joints. For a reason, you're supposed to knock
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  Speaker 1: it down, so it fucking settles down.
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  Speaker 2: Use the little stick.
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  Speaker 1: Some people just don't give a fuck, bro, And then
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  Speaker 1: some people it doesn't take that long. It doesn't take
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  Speaker 1: that much for them to get faded. I think we're
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  Speaker 1: like that because we're kind of we're kind of like snobby.
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  Speaker 4: I think we are like every time I go to
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  Speaker 4: a show or wherever I am and someone offers you
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  Speaker 4: a free pre roll, I take it, but I hold
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  Speaker 4: on to it from when I'm smoking a blunt and
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  Speaker 4: then these people come and.
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  Speaker 3: Like, yo, can I hate your blunt?
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, you just have this actually, yeah, oh you
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  Speaker 6: got decoy cush.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, decoyush. That's good.
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  Speaker 3: Cigarette smokers have cheap cigarettes for people that.
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  Speaker 4: Ask, oh yeah, they'll keep a cheap pack on him
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  Speaker 4: for anyone that.
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  Speaker 2: As I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: But it's true, dog, it's true, dog. I've seen c
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  Speaker 1: Minus take some cigarettes before.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't. He doesn't keep the cheap ones.
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  Speaker 1: But I've seen somebody offer him, like Brad, and he'll
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  Speaker 1: just take it and you'll put it in his box
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  Speaker 1: and I.
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  Speaker 2: Know, I'm like, why didn't you smoke that one?
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  Speaker 1: And he'll keep that one for another smoker, like whenever
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  Speaker 1: they come ask him, and he'll just fucking give him
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  Speaker 1: that one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he'll pull it out for him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I guess it's like smoker's etiquette, bro. And
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that that's that was such a thing,
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  Speaker 1: but it really is. But decoy cush is a real
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  Speaker 1: fucking thing. Look, I'm not I'm not gonna lie, bro,
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  Speaker 1: that's smart. It is smart when when you're rolling like,
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  Speaker 1: nothing pisses me off more than when I fucking have
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  Speaker 1: a specialty roll like a hashole. Right, and I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to a place like let's just say an LAFC game.
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  Speaker 2: Right, let's just say I'm over there.
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  Speaker 1: There's as much as I love my buds, there's like
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  Speaker 1: fifty there's like fifty or sixty of them, right, and
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  Speaker 1: then you're it's your group of four, it's your group
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  Speaker 1: of four people. And then you're like, other people want
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  Speaker 1: to get into the group, and you're just like, bro,
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  Speaker 1: this is a hash hole. The moment somebody hits it
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  Speaker 1: too fast or too weird, it's gonna start running lopsided,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna start running and it's gonna just mess up
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  Speaker 1: the whole experience.
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  Speaker 2: So sometimes there's times.
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  Speaker 1: And it helps when I have you know, I always
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  Speaker 1: have my lady there because people feel like I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to get in between that type of shit.
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  Speaker 2: How do you feel about this?
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  Speaker 3: So I usually you your girls.
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  Speaker 1: So I usually I'll carry like a whole bunch of
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  Speaker 1: pre a whole bunch of pre rolls, like a whole
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  Speaker 1: bunch of pre rolls and like a jar, and then
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  Speaker 1: I'll just give foods. I'm like, I'll give them two
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  Speaker 1: or three and I hear you go dog like or
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  Speaker 1: whenever I say what's up to everybody, I would just
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  Speaker 1: go hand them like two or three joints. It's not
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  Speaker 1: bad weed, it's good weed. It's just like hey, bro, like.
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  Speaker 2: He says public, I've smoked it myself.
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  Speaker 1: And when I whenever and out of my ship to smoke,
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  Speaker 1: so like they know they see me, they see me
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  Speaker 1: smoking them.
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  Speaker 4: But sometimes you roll something for yourself, you know, and
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  Speaker 4: you want to enjoy it.
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  Speaker 2: It's just etiquette.
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  Speaker 1: But some people don't know how to hit like a
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  Speaker 1: like like a good ass joint. And then you also
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  Speaker 1: don't want to be the guy I'm supposed to want
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  Speaker 1: to be that guy to.
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  Speaker 2: Police him and be like, hey, bro, my joint.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I'm starting I'm starting to be that guy
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  Speaker 4: at the comedy store. Now you hit something wrong, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: because they hit it too hard, you start canoeing, especially.
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  Speaker 2: I thought that was a roller problem. That's the choker,
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  Speaker 2: that's the issue smoking.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, So now I'm literally at the comedy store, are
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  Speaker 3: hitting the queens like I have to? I'm literally turning
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  Speaker 3: into an ast Yes you did, because I'm yelling at
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  Speaker 3: I have to yell at these people. And you know
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  Speaker 3: what it is, it's mostly white people. Yeah, what are
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  Speaker 3: we doing?
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  Speaker 4: Because you white people have a thing of when they
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  Speaker 4: smoke a joint, they hit it like they're gonna never
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  Speaker 4: hit anything.
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  Speaker 2: Like like they.
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  Speaker 3: It's that feed, hit hip it like a wine.
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  Speaker 2: Just okay, Well I didn't fuck this one.
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  Speaker 3: That's it?
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  Speaker 2: So is that smoke or roller? That was cool?
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  Speaker 3: That was I didn't But it's different it's usually when's
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  Speaker 3: people are passing around and they get two hits, they.
• 13:32
  Speaker 5: Just they want to take the two biggest hits because
• 13:34
  Speaker 5: they know they're not gonna hit it again.
• 13:37
  Speaker 6: Now you're comfortably agized everybody that I've fucked up your
• 13:41
  Speaker 6: role by smoking it like a white I didn't. I
• 13:44
  Speaker 6: didn't know I was white smoking. I don't think it's
• 13:47
  Speaker 6: both on that, all right, don't it's not gonna do better.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: It's not called white smoke. It's not called white smoke.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what it is.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: It's like hitting it like a fiend, bro because they
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: Because they don't know, or they either have it put
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: in on the sack or this is the one time,
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: because it's like a goop of motherfuckers.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: So people think that by hitting it, like.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, look, yeah, I know.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: What I mean. You know what I think it is.
• 14:14
  Speaker 6: One time somebody gave me a compliment because I did
• 14:17
  Speaker 6: fuck it up. But then they were like, yeah, you
• 14:18
  Speaker 6: got runners lungs. He's runners lungs.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: I thought. I was like, oh, I'm so in shamee
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: once okay, no.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: But it's just you just gotta because also you just hurt.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: That sucks.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: That was great.
• 14:33
  Speaker 6: You're like a stunt man. You're like, I'm gonna show you.
• 14:35
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna throw myself down the.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: Stairs how to hit a joint.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: I only said white smoke because in Canada most of
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: our fiends are white.
• 14:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, No, I think most fiends are white across
• 14:45
  Speaker 6: the board.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: So I have an example. I have one. I think
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: feeding and being white. Oh, you have an example. I
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: have one homie of a white fiend.
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: No, he's Hispanic, but every Friday he buys a hash
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: hole every Friday. You know him DJ Havoc. Okay, what's
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: shout out? Did you have it?
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: Every time?
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: Every single time?
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: He comes back to me later something's wrong with the joint,
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: but I'm saying against it was falling down.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm fucking up your story all right?
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: Back ten minutes later, say hey, just something's wrong with
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: your joint. But he brings it back half fucking sidebird
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: that clogged, and I'm like that ship lists like it's
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: been working out for the past ten minutes. It's got
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: veins coming out of the side of it. And I
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: was like, what the fuck?
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: I was like every time with you, and he goes.
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: I know, I don't know what it is. I'm like,
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: it's the way you smoke. It was like, look, you're
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: smoking too fast. You want to get high now right,
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: you just got here, you doroke. The traffic's like here,
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: take a dab, get high out and take your hash
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: and smoke it slowly. That's the problem is people are
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: trying to get high right away. It's not a fucking
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: little pinner, bro, It's not gonna work that way.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: Too much sucking, nip on it too much, suck on
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: it like if it was a wine.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, I like that. I think it's just you.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Well, the best way to say it is you have
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: to hit it like a cigar, you know how. Nobody
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Nobody really hits us like everybo. They have a certain
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: way of hitting the cigar. It's like very light pups
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: And that's the same way you should treat it, because
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: you can also burn your lips from hitting like a
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: pre roll like hash or something like that.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: The other yesterday I filmed the review for this.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: By the way, shout out to the homie back chops.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: What is it they have this? It's a pre roll
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: blunt company. They actually use real fucking tobacco leaves. It's
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: it's a eighth rolled in there, oh with a tip
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: and premium fucking hash, right all the dudes, Yeah no, no, yeah,
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: all right too. So something like this costs one hundred
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: and twenty dollars, bro, for a fucking single, fucking blunt.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Putting some good weed in there.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: So I got, of course me.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm like I gotta try this, and I
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: got to justify it by filming and reacting to it.
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: And yeah, bro, like are you way real quick or
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: you know, relationship you said you have a girl. Yeah,
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: that's the type of shit you have to do. If
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: you're doing something like that, you're like, oh, yeah, I
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: gott to justify the cost that all the time, bro,
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: Like this is for content, You're fine. Our trip, our
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: trip to Tokyo, babe, is for content. Buy like insane snacks,
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: so like, buy some insane flavor of like Oreos, Like no,
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna film it, and then I forget the film it.
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: I'm like, I just wasted twenty bucks and Oreos, but.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: I actually filmed the review on it yesterday and specialty
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: rolls like that.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: It's it's just it's there in their own lane, and
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: you have to look at it and treat it like
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: a like a cigar. Remember when you said, Russell was like,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: you better smoke that cigar. It's a four hundred dollars cigar.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: You lit up.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, it's just like cigars smoking cigars. And at
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: first he was giving me these cheaps.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: He was everybody's decoy cigars. He's got cigar, Yeah, decoy cigars, bro.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he had these really nice cigars give us everybody.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: When I went to take one, he goes, you're not
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: ready for this cigar and I was like, okay, fine,
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: and he gave me another one and we probably smoked
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: like three cigars that night.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: When I went in for an how big are these cigars?
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: They're like big, bro, but no, how what's the weight
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: on them?
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know like that, but not
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: a scale.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: That. They were like torpedoes.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: So then I went in.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: His boy went in to grab another one and I
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: went with him, and I wasn't paying attention, and his
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: boys like, you want one of these?
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: And I was like yeah, and he cut me. He
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: cut it from me. We lit it.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: I walked out and Russell's like, why are smoking that cigar.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what he goes, that's a four hundred dollars cigar.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: That cigar, I was like, all right, but you could
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: taste the quality was so much fucking you know, do you.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: Know the terms now? You know the types of cigars now?
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: I thought you're gonna be like they then.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: And after your your names.
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: I A, we were, we were, we were here and
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: there and there.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Ship.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: You know, what were you saying, sorry, what's your favorite
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: one so far? Because they got torpedoes, they got the shorties,
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: they got like a bunch of names.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: At first, I was really liking the just the short
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: flavored ones, which way, to be honest, yeah, whatever they are.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: They were like, you're just smoky phillies I got I
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: got roasted for that one time.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: No, but they were just like they were just nice
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: on the palette and like but after a while you're like,
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: it's too sweet, and then there's just some cigar tastes nice. Yeah,
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: some tobacco just tastes like fitty tobacco.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah you're not swallowing the smoke, right, But the buzz.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: I feel like the cigar buzs that head high.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: So is that ship really? I've never really experienced. I
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: get it. Like crazy isn't like hookah, Yeah, because like
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: I've done it. I've done huko, bro, And like that
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: ship makes me throw up.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like I've didn't really be Like I got to
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: go to the bathroom and cigaro do that too. Cigars
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: do that to some people.
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: It doesn't. Used to do it to my roommate. I've
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: been you know what. Some cigars do it to me also,
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: But most cigars, I'm.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: Good wither than others.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you this.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: It's the whole world in that in the tobacco game.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's crazy, bro.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: And Sigard could costs four hundred bucks. Bro, there's like three.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: G's, four g's. It's like alcohol. It can be as
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: expensive as But.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: I don't get what makes that ship so bombed though,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Like like how is the high on that ship?
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: I mean?
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: But then again, here I am buying one hundred and
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: twenty dollars blind.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: But you know, here's the thing. There's good, there's might
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: to be made.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Like when I seen Russell at the Improv once and
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: this guy pulled up with a fucking like Pelican suitcase.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: You open it up and he had all these different cigars.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Would you like us?
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: I mean it was like a white guy, but I
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: wish they act did.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: The Indian accent. Would you like it?
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: You do it?
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, do it?
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Let us know he's a white guy. He's afraid to
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: do the Indian accent even though it's people's feeling it.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Doesn't you know it is you know an Indian person
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: who's feeling it hurt personally?
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. Who did a whole documentary about the problem
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: with a pool but not people hated it?
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: I did a twenty minute set on YouTube about I'm
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: anti phoo getting canceled.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, interesting, So why don't you watch that and support that? Well?
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: I just found out about it.
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so today I didn't get a lot of support.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: Comedians are not supposed to Comedians are not supposed to
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: not make fun of somebody the moment you say, hey,
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: I can't make fun of this, that's kind.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Of like difference what you do go on stage. I
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: can't wait to say my way. I don't know.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: You don't do a black accent black black people.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, not at all, no no never.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: You only use your voice, you never change it.
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: I specifically, the instinct is to change it, and then
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: I fight that back. I batter it down and I
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: don't do like what I don't do it? What's your
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: what's your black guy?
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Boys? Like? Hello, my name is black people can sound
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: like anybody else?
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: You can? You know you don't. I think you're too worried.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: I am. I'm definitely too worried. I am. I am.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: What's your what's your black guy? Boys?
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Like? Depends what kind of black guy you want?
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: You know? The black guys is reliver around where I live.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: At Yo, man, what to do? God dang Mexican?
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: Okay, First, he sounds like Mexican ot more than yeah
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: that black guy that's my black guy, and he zones
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: the neighborhood.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: He sounded like a Mexican guy in personally. That's not
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: where I live.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: This is a Mexican guy in personating a black guy.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: You guy, what's up with all these Mexicans in here? Okay?
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: I know when it was a Mexican guy saying it,
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: I just don't want to drop the end bomb.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say that's a good line. I feel
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: like that's a sick line.
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: That's what makes it authentic, makes it authentic As an actor.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: He's got a quote like yg lyrics bro someone.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he just was the next we don't comedy.
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: Same hopefully comedy the same.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, well, we definitely we gotta throw something for
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: you guys, so we're probably gonna do another comedy show.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: We just need you foods to get that fucking Patreon
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: goal truck.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Last time, you guys waited till last minute to my
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: tickets and it's stressed. He's on out, which in turn
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: meant we got yelled at.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Last one.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: We did it in long Reach.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Well, this time, I've had more time to fucking get
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: seasoned jas comedy scenes.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: He's already yelling at me. I was blacked out doing comedy.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: It was pretty fun. You had a good time.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: This guy was so I was roasting the whole crowd.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: It was great.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Have you done comedy before us? Do you do stand up?
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: I've done it like he did and then he stopped.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: But I met him. The only reason I met him
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: is because when he was started comedy, I was in
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Canada and then we met.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I just feel like I can't like dedicate as much
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: time as I would want to do it because I
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: have so much, Like I have my business run and
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I have to do like two podcasts and it just
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: feels disrespectful because like I'm just telling you, like it
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: feels disrespectful like me seeing other comics grind it out.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: And then because I had the platform where I'm mad
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: and all this stuff, like I could just sell out
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: a fucking show and all this ship, and then it
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: has like hire a bunch of comics, pay him good
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: and all this ship, and it makes it.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: It just ruffles it in the comedies and just like you's.
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: No, no, if you can sell tickets, I don't give
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: a fuck book me on the show. I don't care
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: why they're there. I don't give why they're there. That's awesome.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: They're there for a fucking mind comp reading. You're just
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: opening up.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll open up. It's not gonna go great because
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: we're gonna disagree a lot. We're not going to agree
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: on much.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: But I'll do it.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: I'll do it. I don't care.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Just that is the end of the game. Now, fine
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: that you can sell tickets, that's the name.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Out, but just switch it to a promoter and be like, listen,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: me just coordinate these shows.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: That's totally that's great.
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: And then and then you can get a name for
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: your like if you book good comics, you can get
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: a name for yourself as a promoter. And it's fine.
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: I think that's fine. Just you're just you're an entertainer
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: in a way that you entertain people. Is you book
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: great comics to do it, and if you want to
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: do five up top you can just gos are good enough, we.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Can get through.
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: I mean we've we've done shows where the promoter want
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: does time and it ruins.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: You got to fight it back. Yea. My whole thing
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: is just let me introduce Nitty. Please just do it.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: You got the whole audience to sing the one pound
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Fish song for me. That's pretty dope, Like.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: What what do you? What's you? You performed a lot right? Yeah?
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Pretty yes? What's your correct?
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: So remember Niddy when we were at Ryanfest and when
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: we were watching the people go up, and every single
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: time and somebody went up, they complained about something.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Every single person complained about the time.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: What's your worst complaint? What's my worst complaint?
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: Like that I've actually said on stage.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: No, just in general, like someone do for yourself, like
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: oh they didn't give me enough time, or this dressing
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: room was shitty or oh oh.
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: For me, it's always uh and I will always call
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: it out like I'm I'm one.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Of the what's your pet peek? My pet peeve is.
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: When I'm far away from the audience, when you get
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: me on a stage.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: I did a festival in Big Bear over the weekend,
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: and it was their first time doing the festival, and
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: like there was a lot of really positive things, like
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: they paid for our there was one phenomenal show and
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: they paid for our lodging, so that was sick. Shout
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: out to them for that, and it was their first
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: time doing it. But they had us do multiple shows,
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: Like we did one show that was in a bar,
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: which is totally fine, but there was the stage was here,
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: then there was a thirty foot mosh pit like a
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: concrete fucking bunker situation, and then are railing and then
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: the first tables.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Oh so they didn't even have the option of being
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: there we were. I was shouting across the abyss.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: You should have pushed you into the fucking pit.
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: At least we would have been performing, like I can
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: show you, I can, I can, I'll show you afterwards.
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: I have a quick video of like just like the setup,
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: cause I did film it, and so I think I
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: think I don't know if like I got good clips,
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: but I think it might be an interesting clip to
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: be like, Hey, if you think that this set is
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: going weird, look at where the fuck.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: I'm doing it.
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: I still had a pretty decent set because I went
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: up first and cold opened and the front table was
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: a bachelor party of firefighters. So I just did like
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: five minutes of crowd work with the bachelor party of firefighters.
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: Would you say, you guys looking for some holes.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: That would have cooked? No?
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: I was basically like because they were rowdy, and I
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: was like, it's fine, you guys can talk because you're
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: firefighters and we respect you.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: But if you were cops, I tell you to shut
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: the fuck up. It cooked and they loved it. Yeah,
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: so it was. It was fun though, But that's my
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: biggest thing. They have a shipper. I think they were
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: going to or from getting one. Oh, okay, they were wild.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: You want that right in front of you set?
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I want to as close as possible. I I
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: really do like doing shows where me and the audience
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: are on the same level, like a brewery show. Like
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: I did a show up in Truckee, California at this
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: hat a brewery at Creek Brewing.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's in your Tahoe basically.
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: And literally it's we're on the same level.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Like there's no stage.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: So so example for the locals is like the comedy room,
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: but upstairs one where you did bellroom.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Belly room.
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the belly room, but even like imagine the bellroom
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: with no stage. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Like you're on
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: the exact same level because you at least have.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: A nice little stage in the comedy room or in
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: the room.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: One of one of my favorite stages ever back in Toronto,
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: it was this outdoor show. Fuck I forget the name
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: of the menu, no, but it was it was a
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: little it's a little patio. It was a little a
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: little bar and they had a patio outside. It fit
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: like thirty people and the stage was hot just where
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: like it started where everybody was sitting at their table,
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: so you were above them.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: But there was no microphone.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, and it was just loud. It was just a
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: tight enough space that you don't need a microphone. And
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: you had both hands and you don't often get to
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: use both hands, and it's just a different experience it's
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: kind of fun, you know what I mean.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: You get to like it's like you're having a conversation.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: It was cool.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: That's sick.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you do these comedy shows and like places
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: like Trucky or like Baker's Field, like yeah, that's the highlight.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Of the week for that town.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Huh, it's us.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Like that's what I always wonder, Like who the fuck
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: comes to these shows, like cause you know, they don't
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: have a downtown, they don't have all this shit.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: It's just like, yeah, they might.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: But then again, every time I see these shows, there's
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: always people in the fucking crowd. I'm guessing that during
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: those little towns, they really must talk about it in
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: their local radio. They're like, by the way, if you
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: need something to do today, make sure you guys go
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: to fucking Buckie's Taburn.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: But you know what I know, I did Bakersfield and
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: like so there was like there's like two thousand people there,
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: and you're like, I would never believe that there was
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: as many people in this town. You know, they must
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: be coming from out of town.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: But even if they're not fans, like, let's just say,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: like I'm pretty sure listen, this is say you go
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: to Bakersfield, like fifty like, let's know, let's just say
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: forty percent people fucking know who Nid is, right, let's
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: just say this is the one, right, right, No, but
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: let's just say and then like the other ones, they're
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: just like, fuck, well, there's nothing else to do in Bakersfield,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Let's go see what's up with this nitty guy.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: And they become fans, you know.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: So it's like not not technically everybody there is a
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: fan of, but they're just a fan of comedy, or
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: they're just like a fan of the whole experience, or
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: just a fan of just doing something. So so I
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: sometimes feel like those shows might mean a lot more
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: to the to to like the artists up there on
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: stage than actually doing like a continuous room and like
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: the like a comedy store where like people, there's a
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: lot of people that show open the crowd that kind
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: of take comedy for granted.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: I'm just here to see fucking this girl.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: I'm just here for a lot of tourists at the
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: comedy store because it's just people want to experience.
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: Which is kind of nice though, because that you have
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: guaranteed ticket sales, which is cool, so you don't like
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: stress as much about like, it's just the material.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: It's where you have to work your material.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: It can't be to La focused because a lot of people, Yeah,
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: I argue that that's good.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: No, it is good. No, it's good. It's the locals
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: who try to bro.
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: You're La material. It can't be too it can't be
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: to la or it won't translate. It won't translate.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: As soon as you leave this circle of Hollywood, they
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: become more conservative, and then you can start saying whatever
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: right away.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Although my set doesn't start.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: Changing, how you really feel really change.
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: You change when you go from like a difference not
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: at all, but I just don't feel it.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Sometimes I can be too dark for when youkirts.
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that is the one thing I changed, because I
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: have jokes about wanting to kill myself, and that usually
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: doesn't work if you're like by the beach, like it's
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: a night like I'll be in Manhattan Beach or Santa
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: Monica and I'll be like, and I want to kill myself,
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: and then it gets very little and then I have
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: to recover with like, yeah, I get it. You guys
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: don't want to kill yourself because you live by the
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: fucking beach.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Oh you guys are like, Oh, you guys are rich.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: I want to kill myself if I made a hundred cakes.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: It's because you sound like a stoner who's like a guy.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: He's right, that's that's that's how I got into the whole.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: That has everything to do with it. Bro, You think
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: people in that text Brecket are going to be like,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I've never heard thoughts like that. What the fuck are
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: you talking about?
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: People want to kill themselves too, that's depression, doesn't the
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: very from there.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: There's a lot less of those people probably there than
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: und which you guys kill themselves in a better way.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Poor people have to kill themselves in a harsher way.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: Rich guys can do it easier one shot. They don't
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: have to feel pain.
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: I will say those jokes hit harder in Boston than
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: in fucking Manhattan Beach.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Though.
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: Poor guy will use like a rusty knife, you know, Yeah,
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: you're just guns for two hundred dollars.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Bro, But he'll probably clog and miss and.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Like you know what I mean that all you need
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: is one shot fo.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: You miss and you just end up with no job
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: for the rest of your life.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: I believe speaking of this. Do you guys believe it?
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: Ozzy Osbourne did the assistant suicide in Switzerland.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: That was damn.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: That's a conspiracy theory.
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: He is that he went to Switzerland, and actually he
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: did go to Switzerland, but people say that he had
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: like Parkinson's or something and he didn't want to suffer,
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: so he did the assistant suicide in Switzerland.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, shout out to nas.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Be offered in Canada too.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: You offered in Canada as well? Right on?
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you get what.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: They just bore you to death in Canada.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: There.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Conspiracy.
• 33:00
  Speaker 6: How you're doing today, that's a cool rich that's a
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: cool rich guy way to kill yourself in Switzerland.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: That's like football.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: But but you know the way they do it is
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: they felt they pretty much you purt. You're in a
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: pod and then they just have a bunch of nos
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: tanks like the ones behind me and except their medical
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: ones to make.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: You watch standard.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I'm not the one that gets crickets, bro.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: So yeah, they let they let all the gas out
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: and you just start fucking passing out because.
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and the poor guy has to do that with
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: a fucking Ford fiesta in a garage.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: That's the poor man's suicide.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's different doing it via nitrous and via
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: carbon dioxy Like nitrous is like blissful exactly because like
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: the dentist, I've turned up the nozzle from the mask
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: and then obviously.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Just touched it. I got help.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I almost got in trouble for that bro. Like seriously,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: like they had a real like they took me off
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: the mask. They had a serious conversation, like they were
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: just like, hey, Broyre like, no, but we have people
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: that work here. I know we didn't do it. Just
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: say you know, it was a whole issue, broy caught you. Yeah,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: because I thought I was like they weren't gonna notice, bro,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: But they're like, you can give your sol brain damage
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: and this is and that, And I was like, this
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: isn't the same kind of gnaws you party with.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: That's what you're thinking. Yeah, I mean no, I'm not.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I wasn't allowed to go back to that dentist anymore.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: The principle got principled.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: I have a serious conversation that dentist, the.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: One I tried to try that ship, I'm not allowed.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I have a new dentist where like.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: They you play with it, I no I have it
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: as a service. They're like they're pro at it, you
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: know what I mean.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Like, so it's so it's just I know this one.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: I'm good, bro, but I started like you start passing,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: you start passing out nitrous dog when it's like it's
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: real good ship and like, imagine like that's your brain
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: just not like you're slowly nodding off. Imagine if you
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: had all these tanks in the pod. Imagine how you
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: just die?
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: Bro?
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: That must be like, yeah, it's a good rich guy
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: way to die.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: But if you did, you know how they do, Like,
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: if you get sentenced to death, you can choose how
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: you want to die.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Yeah, I thought they told you.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Now you can like choose, and like people will sometimes
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: just take the injection or whatever, but what if they
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: did something horrible and they just get to peacefully die,
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: they should also like give them something that gives them
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: like a huge dick pain right before they die.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Like like it makes you feel like what it's like
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: to give.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Birth to a kid, yeah, or something like that. You
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? You could It's not you.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Could do that, bro, fuck bro, Like the most painful
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: ship ever.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Simulate birth birth for a man, I would.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Want to do that so bad.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: You want to do what you want to get.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Where they hook you up with the ship. Dude, I've
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: seen you want to know why, bro, I want to
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: know what. I want to know what they're dealing with.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: You have the population most of the people I love
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: are dealing with.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: God made you so you never had to know people are.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: I don't accept that.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Why do you defy him?
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: My whole band is defying God. That's my whole life.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: My whole life's not about to fly.
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: Why do you think I became a stoner? I was
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: trying to smoke the God out of my head.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: That's what I was just. That's the whole point, Dude.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: I started smoking and I found God trying. I'm trying
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: to smoke with him.
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: I got at Okay, I agree there, Yeah, be sick,
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: but you have options.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: You got different guys you could smoke with.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: I'm not hind which Hindu? God?
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Do you want to smoke with the most?
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: If I could? Yeah? What what's probably? See how he
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: would do it?
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: I have Okay, I have this one.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: The one with.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: This is a weird sorrow.
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: For one time I did acid and uh I for
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: no reason. I don't know why. I literally a.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Lot. That's crazy.
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: That's how they created like fucking what was the cult
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: serial killer guy Charles Manson. I think that's how they
• 36:42
  Speaker 6: got Charles Manson lest it.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: But like imagine, nobody does it to you, but like
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: you like, that's what happens in the simulation, bro, Like
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: you're like, go hallucinate it.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah you could, That's what I'm saying.
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: I saw the one real hallucination that I had. We
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: were watching fucking hot Rod. We're watching hot Rod and
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: for no reason, out of the TV a rainbow like
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: super like prism prismatic ganesh head just went like pasked me,
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: and I was like, oh shit, it was cool, but
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: I don't.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Welcome to Hinduism.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: I'm like, wait, I don't know.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: You just got baptized because.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: I grew up so Christian.
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was like, what show were you watching? It's
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: called it's called hot Rod, and out of that show
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: the fucking Hindu fan but came from behind the TV.
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: Like it just it materialized out of nowhere like Jumanji ship.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I've never.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Seen that, but I think so you've never seen Jumanji.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of stuff I haven't seen. I was
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: so homeschooled. You were homeschool you had time to watch movies. Bro,
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: that's such a good point.
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: But we were allowed to watch sucks, super Christian home music,
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: a lot, super Christian homeschool, super Christians.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Oh damn, damn.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: So did you think that the dinosaurs are like nine
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: thousand years old or something?
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: I thought the whole earth was ten. I was for
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: certain that the earth. Yeah, because carbon dating is just
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: like circular reasoning or whatever it was.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: They had debates, So what was the ten thousand year Like,
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: what was the reason for that?
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: That's a great question.
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: I think it was just like evolution went against God
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: because he just made everything all at once. So if
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: you believe that things like took their time to get here,
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: it's like you're trying to erase God from from being
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: needed on the earth.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Like that's why you're trying to get rid of God.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Now I'm like, so you don't like a principle.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Huh, So you don't like a principle.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: I've had issues with the principles.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Who's the principle of your dad?
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: I had a real fucked up, like whole situation, Like,
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: I was homeschooled completely until sixth grade. Sixth and seventh
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: grade was Christian school, eighth grade was public middle school.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Like all guys are like bitches, No it was.
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: There were bitches there, yeah, okay, there were Christian bitches there.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there were chrisches there. Yeah.
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: And then ninth and tenth grade we moved to North
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: Carolina from upstate New York actually pretty close to Canada,
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: and then I went I was homeschooled again in ninth
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: and tenth grade.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Why did you come back?
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: Because we moved and we weren't sure what school we
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: were going to go to, so they their logic was,
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: we'll just do homeschooling so we don't have to put
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: you in a school take you out.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'll teach them.
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Well my second that was like ninth grade,
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: and then tenth grade was like we went to some
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: other lady who I guess maybe was qualified, and there
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: was like nine of us and I don't think so.
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: I don't really, there's no how could she be. But
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: now I've learned that so many of my like stand
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: up comedy friends are also teachers, and I'm like, so
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: did I really have it.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Then you probably didn't miss much, you know. Yeah, I
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: mean education wise, but like the socialization aspect of it.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, I think if you went.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: To public school for longer, you wouldn't be afraid to
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: do the Indian accent right now exactly? Oh yeah, for sure,
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: absolutely agree, because I think right now, I'm.
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: Well, I have a new bit that I've been doing
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: about how I'll always be a little Christian like it's
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: never going to go away, but yeah, it's I am
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: a little afraid of my God, and I'm just I
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: want everyone to like.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Me, got my God, got your back, probably be wearing
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: chrome hearts.
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: I don't know if I'd have the money for chrome hearts,
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: but maybe one day, one.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Day, one day I will. You just gotta drop the
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Indian accent right now.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: And that tomorrow that might happen tomorrow.
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: I did Seth Seth Kelly, our buddy sent me a
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: thing about a white guy breaking down how to do
• 40:36
  Speaker 6: an Indian accent, and it had so many views and
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: and his isn't even that good.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: And I was just do it for us.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: No, I can't, bro, I'm so yeah. First of all,
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: he has like the mos he has the most followers.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: I don't protect that bro, right, I think.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: I was like, you know how people are ship well
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: fucking skyrocket dog, Okay, how.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Do you how did you even accumulate all those followers?
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: Bro?
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Three tiktoks a day for a year?
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: Cold yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I was grinding out duet videos.
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: But basically like it was, it was. There was a
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: lot of things. One it was I did a funck
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: ton of videos too. I used duets, which the algorithm loved.
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: And three everyone was losing their fucking minds and like
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: a super stoned Spiccoli ripoff is way funnier if you're like.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Stuck in the house.
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: But I would do like I started with snowboarding videos
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: and then I did like really boring videos like people
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: like there was these ASMR restocks that were really popular,
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: people like putting it away in their fridge. So I
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: did one of somebody restocking a bathroom, and I just like,
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: I just would say stuff was wrong, Like they put
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: like a fucking it was like an air freshener in
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: the toilet, and I was like, oh, yum.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Me toilet gumy dude.
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: And they had bath salts and I was like, yo,
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: lock those bath salts down because my buddy did bath salts.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: I never saw him.
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: Again and like just shit like that, and that got
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: like twenty three million in views.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: On Then Okay, were you doing that before?
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Like, were you doing skits before TikTok or did that
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: just help you amp it up during that time?
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: So I was just like right before the pandemic started,
• 42:12
  Speaker 6: I was studying at Groundlings, which is like a big
• 42:16
  Speaker 6: like improv school that like Will Ferrell went to and stuff.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: Are you doing sign up?
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: No?
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: I started stand up in the pandemic, So I did
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: Stony mcblaze and stand up at the same time Will
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: Farrell christin Wig Will Ferrell, Yeah, went to Grounding Will
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: Farrell who.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Owns a part of the La f C. Will Ferrell.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not listen ray the fact that I
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: hate fucking Elf and and other movies.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: You hate Elf?
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Fuck Elf? Bro, all right, that's not a good
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: Christmas movie?
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: Hate Christmas? No, the hell fucking sucks, cheer bro.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: I don't think Elf sucks. I got a disagree with.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Elf is great.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Dude. Elf is a universally good Yeah.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: Dude, Alf, Elf means Chrismiss is coming home alone.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: Elf is like right up there, like with like the
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: past for me.
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: Wow, you guys literally just lost six subscribers.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. Now you don't have to give away you
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: hate el.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past.
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: Give us, give us like a little do you hate
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: okay when it comes when it comes to Christmas movie,
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: I just don't.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: It's it's like, I don't know, it's too corny for me. Bro.
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: I just prefer I prefer to watch like you like
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: any Do you like any Christmas?
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Home Alone?
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, always gonna be.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: So you prefer watching a.
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: Young boy himself?
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: El dude? All right? First of all, he got left,
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: he was even you know what I'm saying. So you
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: like step brothers. Step Brothers is pretty cool. I with it.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: Brothers are great so much relativities.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: It's just ELF. For I was just like, what's that
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: other movie that you hate? That I that I hate
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Ray It's another movie that you're like, I.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Can't believe you can't lean a wine mixer?
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but do you like what? Wait? You like Home Alone?
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: That's a Christmas movie?
• 44:06
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: Are there any other Christmas movies you like? Yeah? I'm
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: sure like any other ones like I don't really have
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: a turbo man. Turble Man's great. That's crazy. I haven't
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: seen that turbo timeever.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: I love you sign.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: That's not that's not a bad Arnold. No, that's a
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: good Arnold. That was great. Is that what you do
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: with the Jim just you should do that.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: That's just me jerking off.
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: You saw the clip where he was like everything is
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: coming to him. He's coming all the time, Arnold. When
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: he talks about getting a pump, it feels like coming.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: There's a clip. There's a clip where he's like, yeah,
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: it's like I'm coming, I'm coming at home, I'm coming.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: I think all the time.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: I'm coming.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Quote from Arnold sounds like a bit literally a thing.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: He said you should just.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Call Russell and then say you're hanging out with Idy
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: the voice and pretend book to be both people like, hey,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: you won't put me for I ran into Russell and.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Who tend to be Arnold.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Peter big fan, people love gods. Yeah you're a funny guy. Yeah,
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: this is not enough. This is gentleman jokes. Are you
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: afraid of me? Ah? Because I lost you?
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: That's not you should it should incorporate that as I
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: mean well, I mean it's been done all of times,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: but not.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: From an Indian guy.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: No mamas, an Indian guy nailing the Arnold Fucking yeah.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: I think it's pretty fucking surprising. It's almost like, you know,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: I've heard it done a thousand times, but not from
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: this shade of brown.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: You know. Yeah you can eat?
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's that's good.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: My name is Donald, I'm calming.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: I get a good thing.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Come talk to me. Fifty shades of great.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: I've never see it come to that. What do you
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: say said? Bro?
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: You fuck can hate Elf? That's the ship. I watch
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: that ship every year. That's cool.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: I watch Home alone.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: We all watch Home alone. But how can you hate Elf?
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: It's just not for me?
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: What's for you? Then? Huh?
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: What's alone alone?
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: What's your Japan? Yeah? You watch Pokemon?
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: Come out of this. There's no Christmas special to watch Pokemon. Good.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: You end up like this guy by Pokemon cards, but
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: making money off of cards, you don't.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: You don't do it for the money. You do it
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: for the love of the fucking game.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: I do everything for the money. I was like you, Repai,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I said him to get graded, and I post them
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: up and that's fucking that's big business.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah it is. But he does it for the love
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: of the card.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, I have my.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Stash of cards that I fucking it's like my grail,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But it's like, for the
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: most part, you're like, hey, bro, you get the sout
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: out cards, you pray to God, you get a P
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: S A ten.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: And you fucking sell it to some Asian guy who
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: wants it.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: He sells all of all that he does. Do that.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie. But then there's when he's done,
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: he opens the thing of his cards and he gets
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: his lab boos and then.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: He talks about talks about car he talks about each
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: card to his.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: I sold those two because I do because you know
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: what not? You know what the app whatnot is? What not? No,
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: it's like an app word.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: You do live auctions like so you can sell anything
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: and people can bid, so like it's depending on whatever
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: is the current trend. Yeah that's you know, it's like
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: the stock market.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: So when the boo boos, you're big. I was like, yo,
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: I gotta have his shoes or collectibles.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: And then you could post it up and people tune
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: in and they just like bid it up and you
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: can make like if you have a good following, which
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: I do and whatnot, Like you can make a good
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: amount of money, especially like Pokemon cards and ship. That's
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: like they're at all time high right now.
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: That explains why there's so much random ship in this room.
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: It's gonna be sold on what.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: A lot of it, doesn't he up on? What? Yeah?
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: I see I see the vision okay, hell yeah yeah.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: It's like and it gets sold and then you're just
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: like we got a new piece of furniture.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, cool.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just that's why I'm so he's like, he's like, O,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: it's never about the money. I'm like, everything is about
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: the money. Like I don't ever like to buy something
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: without me see him getting a return on it.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Oh nice? Yeah, Like like you have to buy stuff
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: and don't get a return.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: That's kind of you have to always want like a
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: rebate out of your ship, bro, Like you should be like, no, bro,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: even at its lowest, I'm getting some money back this.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I am holding this sound forever, holding to this, holding
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: onto this forever. You know, become a hoarder, yeah, then
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: you do become a hoarder.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Pokemon cards are nostalgic. Broh.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: Remember in the nineties, bro, I really really really wanted
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: to charge that.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: You have to have childhoods did you guys? Did you
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: enjoy your childhood? I got my ass beat a lot,
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: did a lot of ship?
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: Okay, so okay, So no, you didn't enjoy your childhood.
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: Anyone who's like, you know what, thank God for that
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: because that.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Made me who I am. That's not in sign of
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: a good child. That's my response. Say, that's what I
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: was going with it.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: Why did you get beat up a lot a lot
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: of bad ship?
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: He was probably tagging and ships.
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: Tiger came into play. It was I was too older, aready?
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: But as a kid, fucking I think the worst beating
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: I got was you know how old school days, to
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: turn on the sprinkles, you had to use that fucking
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: long piece of metal thing.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: I got smacked with that one time. Oh where damn
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: during the time. I really wanted to charge there too.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: So that kind of hits hard. That's b I mean, what.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: About you and I used to get beat with whatever
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: my mom whatever is close? I guy with a rolling pin,
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: a lot rolling rot maker.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Ah, bro, that's a very heavy thing.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, bro wooden one. There's there's different kinds.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: Hopecause depends what she was using that day to make
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: ROTI when you did something stupid.
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: Spoons, I think, I don't know if it's white people,
• 49:51
  Speaker 6: I think love a wooden spoon.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: My grandma used to hit me with the spoon. House. Yeah,
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: like a wooden spoon. Bake cookies, watch it off and
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: spank us with.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: I remember one time. Yeah, one time I pissed my
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: mom off in the in the living room and she
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: chased me into the kitchen. In the kitchen, there were
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: stairs to go downstairs, so I ripped the corner and
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: I went downstairs and my mom she couldn't get me,
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: so she fucking I swear it looked like she flipped
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: her sandal into her hand and just fucking hit me
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: with it like a frisbee. Dude in the back of
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: the head. Still got me.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't run away from your mom like that,
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: but you got to just take that ass.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't run I got I probably. You know.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: My dad never. My dad only hit me once in
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: my life, and I remember it.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: You did a joke about it.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: But my mom never. My mom hit me all the time. Okay, mom,
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: and my brother beat the fuck out of me.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: He art me ask you this, like, would you hate
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: your kids.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: If I had a kid?
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: Depends what he did and depends what's around.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: That's the problem with this.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: I'll do is Austin, I wouldn't just look.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Like you can't do this.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: You look me in the eyes while the fist is
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: going up, and then I want you to look my
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: kid in the eyes while the fist is going down.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: I'm calling. Yeah.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: I mean like I think, I think you gotta get you.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: You gotta get smacked right now. And then, bro, if
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: you fuck up, like you can't just let your kid
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: because you know, when you're younger, you think you know everything.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Imagine if your parents actually let you act and believe
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: that you knew everything.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because then you got them without them smacking some
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: sense in you.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Because yeah, you probably went into the wrong situation.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd probably be so arrogated to just piss off
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: the wrong person so easy at such a young age,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Because bro, you really think.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: This is you off that a kid and think they
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: know everything. Because you grow up and you're like, funk,
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: I still don't know anything.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you grow up don't need to realize you
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: don't know ship. Kids think they know everything.
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: Every year, I'm getting dumber every single year.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: I get dumber. It's just there's less.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: There's just so much more. You realize that you don't know.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, if you like, if we could do like the
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: most you think you can handle, like you know that show?
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Are you smarter than the fifth grader? You think?
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: You think if we took like a multiple choice five questions,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: you think you'd be.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Able to handle that.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: I think i'd beat the Americans. Nice. I like that.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: That's good. Believe I believe you.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: First of all, I'm the only college well besides raised
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: the college graduate too, so.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: You even you didn't.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Even ask me, but you knew he didn't graduate.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: You're homeschool.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Taught you for two years.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I'll be all right, Well we were going to do
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: it on the next one. So so, but did you
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: go to college?
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: No? It absolutely not.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think I would just fuck up on
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: the math because even like the most basic algebra one
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: like we that's my ship And what if it's like
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: fine for x next board?
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Call me, call friend?
• 52:54
  Speaker 8: Okay, on what's the question? Read it slowly? Okay, we're
• 52:58
  Speaker 8: trying to find X.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you sound like my sound.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: You sound just like my tutor who just like I
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: paid that food for two years, dog and I just
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: couldn't nail that ship.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: That's why I had to change major.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: These these Letdinos, they just they just don't get it. Man,
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: it is not hard.
• 53:19
  Speaker 8: Let d knows are not math people. Let the Indians
• 53:22
  Speaker 8: do the math. You guys do the.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: But there's some foods out there that like are just
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: fucking good at different ship like that.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: But yeah, you know, this was your strongest subject, English, English.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: I just knew how to your diary. This food is
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: sad today.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: I just I don't know. I was pretty good.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: You know. One time food they like racially profiled me
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: at school, but like on some smart shit, they just
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: went into the class and they just went into the
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: class and they were like, yeah, put all the brown
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: kids in, like fucking e s l right, English is
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: the second language.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: And they didn't even look at the test course.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: And then and then I was sitting in this class
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: and I was like, what the fuck am I doing
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: with all the pie sauce here?
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Like I already knew. I was like, this was only
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: speak Spanish, bro, what the fuck? And then and then
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I'm just like this is weird, bro. So they gave
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: us the intro test and I was done in like
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: five minutes, right.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: I was like, here you go, dude.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: You know, they were just like I calls I remember
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: halfway he calls it the teacher.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: He was like, are you sure? Like this was supposed
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: to be in here, like this will score this ship perfect.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: They were like the principal comes in and all this
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: ship and they're just like they just look at they
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: just they look at the paperwork. They're like, we have
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: to make sure there's not other students being displaced because
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: they had made a mistake.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: I was. But apparently, meanwhile there's some kid that doesn't
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: speak English and English class like yeah kid, yeah bro.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: He doesn't say anything, so he just goes he's just
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: nodding his head like this.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: He's like yeah, bro, Jay see yeah, bro, because because
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: not for nothing. For when you don't know ship and
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: you don't want to ask because you know you're in school,
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: but you don't want to ask. You just like to
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: feel stupid.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: You don't want to feel stupid. Then your friends like
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: you know, like let's just say, let's bro, they're gonna
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: make fun of you, bro, but just dumb ass grade eleven.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: When I was in grade eleven, I was in economics
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: mad So in grade eleven, we had this kid in
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: our class.
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: We had this teacher that in my economics class, she died, right,
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: and then we got a substute teacher for the rest
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: of the year. And then there was this one kid
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: that stopped coming to our school and he doesn't showing
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: the class, and my homie would just like skip class
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: all the time because he saw me in that class.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: He would just come to the class and hang out,
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: and when they do attendance, he would just take the
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: name of that kid and no one went because it's
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: substute teacher.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: And he started having fun.
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: So he started coming every day and he started doing
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: the homework and ship, you know what I mean.
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: I started handing work for the kid. And then after
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: like two weeks into it, the principal fucking calls into.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: The office and she goes, hey, is abdy in class today?
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: And everybody looks at it at my boy, and she goes, yes,
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: why and she goes, well, he.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: Shouldn't be at the school.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: It says that he's registered to another school, but for
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: the last two weeks he's been handing in homework and.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: Then can you keep him in class? And then the
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: principal the vice principal show up and they're like, what
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: the fuck are you doing? Yeah, because they fucking read
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: some flags off in the system or some shit that
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: this kid's in two schools. Oh, it was sick. My
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: boy was in my class for three weeks.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: That's sick.
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: You know what did he end up getting like in trouble?
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: Like he was just like he's on a spare. They're
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: just like, what the fuck are you doing? Get the
• 56:43
  Speaker 6: fuck out of here.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: You know, you know, you know the one thing I've
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: always tripped out. I'm like, anybody could just go to
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: college for free.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: I know, you can just learn, you can just but
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: the thing is you won't get the certification.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: But like, let's just say, if you just record every
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: fucking lesson right You're just like, look, I was there
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: for a whole fucking four years.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: I just didn't want to pay lesson for free online
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: I mean not just that, but I remember, like I
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: remember walking and I went to see some and I
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: remember just like going through different classrooms and I'm just
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: like they're taking a tennis and I just I was
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: smoking with the homies and I'm just here kicking it
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: because I have time to kill and I'm my computer
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: sitting in a big ass classroom.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: But it gives a fun.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I could have just learned if I like,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: if I was Asian or something, you know what I mean,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: I would have just been in there like extra homework,
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: I mean some ship but like, but.
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: Nah, Bro, I used to go sit in and see
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: some classes too.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Bro, anybody could just go.
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: I thought it was a community college because they advertised
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: that on bus stops and van eyes.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: But it's like a legit school. It's a good school.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: What's it called.
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: My girlfriend was at cal State Northridge, so she was like, no,
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: it's actually a legit school.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, ship, Yeah that's cool. I know, man,
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: I took that ship to I don't know how the
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: fuck I made it.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: The first year, bro, I was just I was getting
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: fucked up, and I just I don't even understand why.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: Bro. It's just like, like, what did you major in communications?
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: It's like communicate so well.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: I just I just have no problem communicating. It's not
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: that I'm perfect, I added, I just have no problem.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Like I got over the fear. Everybody go up there
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: like a fucking like autism kid.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: They'd be like, oh my name is I'm just like.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Bro, we're in fucking college, Bro, why the fuck are you?
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: How the fuck do you don't know how to talk
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: to people?
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Like, you just gotta fucking have that. That ship opens
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: doors for you, dog, you getting out of you, getting
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: out of your comfortable show. So many fucking doors, bro,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: Why people will say stand up is so hard because
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: they're scared of public speaking. Public speaking is such a
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: big fear for people.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you get over it. You're like, it's not
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: that hard, bro.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: I think you're more worried about what people think about
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: what you're saying.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: Public speaking, that's not hard.
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: But public being funny as fuck is very hard. Yeah,
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: that's tough. That's tough to do. It's really hard to
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: with that pressure of like, all right, this guy's going
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: to be funny guys and you're you're like, yes, yes, I.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Definitely, And then all these fools they go to college
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: now bro, Like, man, I don't know that ship is
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: like it's hard, bro, Then I got them graduate rates
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: like everybody's like just they're like dropping fools.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: Just don't give a fuck about that ship. I'm like, hey, bro,
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: who the fuck's going?
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: A lot of people start making money before they graduate.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, honestly, Yeah, college, If you're going to college, the
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: only reason is because you need like a legit certification
• 59:25
  Speaker 6: or like excellent networking.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: You got to go to college and be a lawyer.
• 59:28
  Speaker 6: You can't learn how to be a lawyer on YouTube
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: or a doctor on YouTube.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: But a lot of a lot.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: Probably learn everything online but you can't get.
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: You can't get the you can't take care el sad
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: or whatever. Yeah, you need the cert.
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: But if you know how to forge good you can
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: probably get a job and someone will not call your
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: college to find out if you went there.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: True, that's a good point. You can have that number
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: and then have it be redirected to somewhere here, you know.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: Just the phone that you know there's gonna ring only for.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: That Yeah, a Google number.
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: If the scammers could do it to take people's money,
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: why can't you do it to get a job, right,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: people do it.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: I'm sure people do it right now. I'm sure there's
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: tons of people out there with jobs that they went
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: to universities that they didn't go to.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: Some big like I worked at like tech support for
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: like some big like.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: You know, you wouldn't get hired. You get your accent.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Silicon Valley fucking company. And then I'd be like, call
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: my manager, and then they called nitty Hello.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, bro, I got my job.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 6: I got my friend a job at Whole Foods because
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: I pretended to be his manager and they're like, how
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: was Yeah, it was sick friends all the time. It
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 6: works great, you just be positive.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: Oh he's a great guy.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: I'm sad. I want to let him go.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: You know, he was a real bomber. The ladies love
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: his accent. This one time at the Christmas party. Yeah,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: just make up some ship.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah he molested four people.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 6: Wait, wait, don't want to hire him. Don't want to
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: And I didn't fire him because he's that good at
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 6: his job. That guy's a criminal, and I would risk
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 6: it all for.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: I promoted him.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: I promoted him knowing he was a felon because he's
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 6: that good at sales. This guy can sell something to anybody. Yeah,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 6: he made me feel like, it actually isn't that big of.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: A deal, and that's insane. We both know that's wrong.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: That's how they hire uber people, Just like, how many?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: How many do you guys do you have?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: Just four?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 6: Bro your life changes the first time. I don't know
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 6: if you guys had this, maybe you were always suspicious,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 6: but I really trusted ubers for a long time. And
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 6: then that first drunk uber driver that you have your
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 6: fucking expectations.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: How did you know he was drunk?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 6: He was slurring and missing like every exit, like every
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: I was like, we were definitely supposed to get off.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: Fuck, we were definitely supposed to.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 6: Talking the whole time, slurring a little swervy and missing
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: every exit. I'm like, so maybe not guaranteed drunk, but.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: You just wanted to have a conversation. You don't want
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: to get it.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: He's like, but you got kidnapped with the fuck I
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: got there. He just took way long. He eventually unlocked
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: the door. Yeah. Also, it could have just been a
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: ploy to make more money.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: I don't know, but either way, I was like, yeah,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: you know, I just had blind faith.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: I was like, no, these and then you realize, no,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: they're just people. I did coke with the Uber driver.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: Yeh see, exactly coke driver.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: He was an Armdian guy and a big escalator mom.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: He said, you have it, buddy, pull it out.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: And exactly, and you need it to drive all night long.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: That's fine. Coke is totally fine. It's the drinking.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: I have a problem with brother. Free rides for the
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: rest of the night.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: He He's like, just call me now, don't don't call,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: don't go through Uber.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: He's just call you.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Bring coke, I bring caught. Together, we go somewhere, We
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: go far.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, together, we go far.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 6: I had an Uber driver one time who was Armenian,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 6: and he asked about what we did and we were
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: like stand ups, And then he proceeded to tell us
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 6: this usually happens to stand ups. If you tell someone
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 6: your stand up, they'll typically hit you with just the
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 6: most racist joke they've ever heard or whatever. But I
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 6: found out that Armenians have a lot of beef with.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: Their mother in laws.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 6: He told us four in a row jokes where the
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 6: punchline was like the mother in law dies, or like
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 6: I left my mother in law at the train station and.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: Then she got hit by train. Fucking lady yes, literally one.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Of the jokes, dude, it was crazy.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: Happy my wife's mom, she's so dumb I killed her.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just like about like a donkey and a corvette
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 6: in the middle of that. But that's basically yeah. Yeah,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 6: the jokes were insane. That is crazy though, man, But
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: like a twenty minute set just on killing your mother
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 6: in law.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: That my uber chip.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, my sister's my sister's sister.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: A lot of Persians in Canada.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's Persians everywhere.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is true. And did you see that one?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Uh you see that thing that happened over the weekend
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: with that wrestler, you know, rampage. Oh yeah, oh yeah
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: that was Yeah, that was not sick. That shit is
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: a tempted murder now though, that was not the out
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: of that guy.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 6: Well, so I saw that video, but then I saw
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 6: something about maybe being staged because it's wrestling.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know, it looked real, but I was like,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: are they So I looked into the whole story.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: So God so that so the fat guy who crushed
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: the beer, the fat guy who crushed the beer on
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: the on the on the black guy's head, that was
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: kind of like, you know, he thought he was getting
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: into wrestling, so they were gonna do this like skit.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: The other guy was just there, what is it au
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: They took the report from both of them type of shit.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: But the only reason Rampage's son was there because one
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: of the wrestlers that doesn't like the dude who smashed
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: the beer can, the one who got his ass beat,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: fucking brought him, brought him in there and told him, Hey,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have you like going is like a skit
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna go into the ring. Like he kind
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: of set him up for failure bo because that dude
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: didn't like the guy who got his ass beat, so
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: he kind.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Of told him backstage after the beer thing.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, he's like you know what he's
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: like wrestling, you gotta get your get back type of ship.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: He was like, you should go into the ring and
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: then just fucking make sure you get your get back
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: about get back yeah, like and he was just like
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: that wasn't supposed to be. That was disrespectful.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And then he was like, yeah.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: It wasn't just it was it wasn't like supposed to
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: be like stage, it was disrespectful. Dude went in there
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: and just like beat him up after he after he
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: slammed them and he hit him on the floor.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: He was already unconscious. He was out the second man.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: Once you keep beating somebody that is out, bro, that
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: is like the felony.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: The felony goes like that first ground and pound is
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: like ding felony.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then it goes up to a second degree
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: because the person became unconscious. So it's attempted murder at
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: that point because they're you know, so protect themselves. Yeah,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: you can't protect yourself, so crazy and Rampage commented on
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: them and he was just like, I'm gonna have to let.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: Justice do what it do. In other words, what it is.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: He can't protect his son, bro, like from this ship,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: Like he wasn't even there. What the fuck is he
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: supposed to do.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: He's gonna be like, look, so I'm gonna help you
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: run away, Like nah, bro, Like Rempage is like successful,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: He's like raise the bad seat.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: Also, he would slip up on kick probably and be
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 6: like accidentally revealed the location.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: Of his son on kick.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: At you.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: He won't go to jail, really, He's gonna go to jail. Bro.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: If you were his lawyer, how would you get How
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: would you get him out of this?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 6: What do you what's the defense? What's the defense here?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: I would visit the judge's office late at night. Okay,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: one hand would be a gun. Okay, one hand would
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: be a pound of cocaine. Okay, judge pick one, and
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: then when he picks one, which will probably be the cocaine.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be like, please let my friend now, please please.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: That was gonna go to jail dog because they even
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: try to say the dudes who invited him that was
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: telling him you get you get back that they interviewed
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: him to and they're saying, they're like, yeah, why did
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: you antagonize the situation? He was like, I wasn't antagonized.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: He was like, I was part I was. That was skit,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: that was like part of the thing is that we're wrestlers,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: where that was part of the hype moment this and that. Yeah,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: But I mean at the same time they background check that,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: and he does have mad beef with the fucking guy
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: who got knocked out.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: The guy who let him in the ring is going
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: to get in trouble.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the guy who was antagonizing the situation too,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: who brought him in the building.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: His lawyer, Rampage will probably have a better lawyer than
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: that guy, and his lawyer is going to put the
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: fault on him.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: That's it. That's the defense.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: You say, Yeah, my client is crazy and we know this,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: and so it is.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: The people around him are supposed to take care of.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: Him, and they let him. They put him if and
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: you said he had that conversation with him, happened. He
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: had that conversation with him and said, y'all, I'm going
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: to put you in the ring with.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: And prior to that, him and the Rampager son and
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: the guy who did the beer can thing had met
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: up and said, all right, it's cool, no problem.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 6: I would be like, my defense, all that cool Rampage's
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: son is a gun.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: That would be my defense.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: My client is a gun, okay, he is one purpose violence.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: And so we never we don't, we don't. We don't
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: send the gun to jail, We send the shooter. If
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: you're a boxer, If you're a boxer or m M.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: A sustained when he let him in the ring, he
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: pulled the trigger.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: When you're a boxer m m A fighter, if you're
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: has some kind of license for your hands that their weapons.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't hit somebody, Yeah yeah, I mean it's
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: just one of those things that it's one of those
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: cases that I think that's it's gonna. It's gonna it's
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: gonna be dragged us Tyson. Bro, it's gonna be dragged out.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: No, like right now, I bet you that's not a
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: real thing. It's just an urban legend. You have to
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: register your hands.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 6: You don't have to do sound like something that just
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 6: was said in a Claude Van Damn movie.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: And then know in question in the court of law, Bro,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: how's that gonna look? Oh yeah, exactly. You're a professional
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: fighter and this guy is a fucking drunk. I thought
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: it was Speed who went up there in the rings
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: like you know, I Speed. I showed Speed. Hey.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: By the way, everybody, before we get into the super chats,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: I do want to pick a winner from the new people,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: from the people on the Patreon who have upgraded or
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: you have joined as of recent This is the last ten,
• 1:09:15
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  Speaker 1: If you do not reach out to me by the
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  Speaker 5: Hey, the offfles are smart. I would upgrade one every
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  Speaker 5: two weeks get entered.
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  Speaker 2: And there's not that many. There's not that many. There's
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  Speaker 2: How can we do this?
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  Speaker 6: Well, you know, we go, oh yeah, that's actually yeah,
• 1:10:58
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  Speaker 3: You heard it your first If we catch you, it's over.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's overj got sneaky, Okay, gotta be sneaky.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's get into the super chats. Oh wait,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: it's a little bit too early. Let's have a little
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: bit of time.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, can I can I pull up one of your subjects?
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  Speaker 2: Man? Yeah, pull it. Uh, there's a little nas X thing.
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  Speaker 6: Bro.
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  Speaker 5: When I first saw the video because I saw when
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: people were posting it live, I thought it was a fox.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: I thought it was like it was a video. Yeah,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: and then I seen the fu was in the hospital,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: right went to the hospital and then jail.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it was crazy on the street.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: I heard what drug was he on? It was like,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: I'm gay, what you.
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  Speaker 3: Like?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it was.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 6: Me and my girl were debating if it was a drug,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 6: are a mental breakdown like insanity? We said it's definitely
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 6: drugs because he didn't mention any old famous people or
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 6: like Founding you know what I mean. When people having
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 6: a mental breakdown, they're always like and then Jesus said,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 6: or like George Washington. You know what I mean, they
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 6: always reference these people, they pull in all these like
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 6: That's a true sign of a real mental breakdown is
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 6: when they start referencing historical figures. And he didn't reference
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 6: a single historical figure.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: So we think it's drugs.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: I think it's just he just lost his party.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: It was just like tweaking partying, just someone he got
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: away from the party. Yeah.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: And also the guy recording him, it's like for sure
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 6: was making it way worse, like he was really egging
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 6: him on.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: Kind of you think he sold that to TMZ made
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: some money, Yeah, to.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: Offer you money? How much money? I've never sold a video.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: I wonder how much I want to accept the first offer.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if it's TMZ with speed with something like that,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 6: it's like there's somebody else is gonna have a video
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 6: probably soon.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: Let me just get my money and then move on. Yeah,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: it was a true exclusive. No no, with the truth.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: If you're really trying to ruin something like if they
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: would if you had video of him shooting up that
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: that's exclusive.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: You know you're like, yeah, that's crazy, Like I want
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: top dollar for this dog. Yeah, but he got a
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: solid battery on a cop.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: Yes, he'll get off. He has a big a lot
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: of money.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: Law claim he was on drugs. He wasn't. Mentally there happened. Yeah,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: it took a bad perk. They can also just do it.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: Like what's it like to be on perks?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: Yo?
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  Speaker 4: You don't feel like not even pain and ship like
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 4: it takes away emotion. You just don't feel you don't
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: care about anything. I was watching TV and just like
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: not even like you don't don't care about anything. I
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: was on when I fucked up my back.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: Perks with the pink back out.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: There were no they were. There were white ones, but
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: there were no they were. They were figure I don't
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: know Canada.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah they were. They said tech on them to
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: different different companies make them. Yeah.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 6: You how was your experience with the Canadian healthcare system
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 6: because people talk about it a lot.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: It just takes a long time. But one thing I
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: learned is because I went in, I hurt my back.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: I couldn't move from doing deadlifts, like a.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: Wow, So really an Arnold type injury.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: Dude, Like, I felt like paralyzed.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: I couldn't move. They had to wheelchair means. At the hospital,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: I found out it was my spine. They took me
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: in right away because they thought they're like anything to
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: do with being paralyzed, they'll deal with ahead of anything.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: Amazing.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: There was a guy bleeding out and they took me
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: ahead of him.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: Amazing.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's awesome.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: You know what, man, Now, now that you say you
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: injured yourself deadlifts, now I see why the why the
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: trainers always trip out when when they're like, all right,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: go do some dead lifts, like they're always kind of
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: tedious when you're doing them because they know you get
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: injured yourself so easily.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: It felt like you ever pull up the crab meat
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: out of a crab leg. That's what it felt.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: At the top of my body just went out of
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: the bottom of my body. I just went and I
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: just dropped forward, and then anytime I tried to move.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: Spine came out of your.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: It was the only time I've blacked out in my
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: life was when I tried to stand up and I
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: just passed out and I woke up on the ground.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: Crazy I have.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 6: I've had a lot of back pain also, so I
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 6: understand your pockets.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: I was alone home alone.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: That's the worst because I was on the floor laying
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: down and my meds and my meds were on the counter.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: This is after it happened. Went home, Yes, So I
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: turned around to get up, yep, and you know, I
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: crawled my way up. As soon as I stood up,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: there was a huge amount of pain and next thing
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: I know, I just woke up on the floor.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 6: Wow, I will say, because I've had back pain that's
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 6: similar to that, and it's it is really embarrassing when
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 6: it's just you and your girlfriend at home and then
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 6: you're just like she's in the bathroom and you're crawling
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 6: to the kitchen and you're just praying she doesn't see
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 6: you like this.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: Please don't see me like this.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: Dude. It was fucked.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're calling it that.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 6: You just grabbed me on the floor, was literally crawling
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 6: around it. Yeah, back pain is the worst shit of
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 6: all time.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: First, man, then you look, you don't appreciate how much
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: you need.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 6: Your back to do everything, and then when it hurts,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 6: it's like literally everything sucks. Rolling over in bed, the
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 6: simple act of rolling over when your back hurts is
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 6: like impossible.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: It's crazy. Dog.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: You know what I found out this week. I was
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: at the sash and then I had a homie. He
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, man, he's at going to the hospital
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: and shit, you know. And then he and I was
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: just like damn for what he's like. He told me, Dog,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: you know, he used to smoke like Backwoods like twenty
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: a fucking day, roll like twenty five, and that shit
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: gave him some like shit some conditioned dog. Wow, I
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: don't know he has like so it like made it
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: made his fucking asthma into like fucking he had asthma.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like crazier fucking as Yeah, that's true. Though. On
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: the Backwoods have another homie that that went to the hospital.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say who it is, but you
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: might know who it is. He was talking to you,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: was telling to me. He was telling me at some
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: organ Oh damn, no, this was from out here, but
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: you know it was crazy.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, Bro, it's pretty much like a
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: like a like another version of cancer.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, what from smoking?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: Was he smoking the whole backward with it?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: He told me that he used to smoke like twenty
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: five backwards dog day.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 6: That's too many. I'm not a doctor, but his doctor
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 6: is also telling him that's too many.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: That's a lot.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, damn, that's crazy consistently, and I'm like,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: maybe you could fuck yourself up from smoking too much.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a lot to go bro's.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: He was probably just smoking them without even putting weed
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: and I'm just smoking straight up.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: No, he was putting fucking weed in the bro like
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: eights in each one of those, bro, Like fucking like
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: twenty five eighths a day, like about eight, like like.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: Two to three grams.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: Bro, that's more than because I could smoke a whole
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: zip like, bro, Like, oh my what day and a half?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: Two days and three zips a day, dude.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: But like I had to tone that ship down because
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: I'm like, there's no reason. I felt like I wasn't
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: getting high anymore. Like I remember at one point I
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: was smoking about twenty joints.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: I think, if you're smoking three zips a day, then
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: no matter what you smoke is gonna kill you.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's just a lot of actual physical to smoke.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: And just to blame the backwood alone, I think that
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: it's hard.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: To tell standing up for the tobacco, bad for backwoods.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: No everything, of course, everything will give you cancer. But
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: I'm saying, Bro, you're smoking it's twenty five half quarters
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: a day.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot, bro.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: Brother, help my friend. Good luck to you, brother.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: Fuck do you all right? Let's go ahead and get
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: into the super chats.
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• 1:19:00
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  Speaker 2: One in the corner right here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: I almost stopped there. Now, nah, Ray, would you say
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: that donut shop is the move you know the one? Yeah?
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: Because I told you about the orange juice, I'm about
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: to see it, and I saw it.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 5: I was like, man, whatever, I'm good. Mc donald's git
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 5: me on my orange juice today. They didn't give it
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 5: to me.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: I was mad.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: Orange raised just a donuts and now I know nice.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: Now I know that's I love my fresh presses, fresh orange.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: Juice for less than six dollars, and raise that hype.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: It must be good.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: Raise the saving man dog like, yeah they are, they are.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: So when Ray comes about a meal, bro, like, I
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: remember Vegas, I remember this, will stayed up till three
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: am to get that.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dog, I remember we were all cooked out, except.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: Though I think He's like, I'll be back, and by
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: the time he came back, this was like your foods are.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: Still awake, and we're like, yeah, we were on a
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: sick one that day.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: Next one, yeah that night. The next one comes from
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: Sam Wise the Great? Has anyone have any more Charlie
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: Brown Halloween sweaters? Whatever I have is probably limited, bro,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: So it's I don't know if I'm going to make
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: a second press on a second run on it.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: So I don't know. Maybe it might be very Yeah,
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: maybe it might be limited. I might have him change
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: it up.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: If you join the Patreon, we'll get a one two made.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 6: Maybe it's maybe it's only if you're one hundred dollars tier.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: Maybe next one comes from Go Cry Elsewhere for the
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: Love of Money again.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: Look to you, Dog.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: One Matthew says, shout out to Austin Crash for being
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: on the show today. I hear there's a basketball team
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: named the Chicago chick Lits. They play in ice Cubes
• 1:25:07
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• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: What the thing was going to be a compliment?
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: Ice Cube would let you fucking yeah congrats, and ice
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 4: Cube would let you fucking sponsor that.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: It's ice Cubes.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: Ice Cube has its own weed brand though, allab with
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: ice Cube. Someone puts the good I appreciate it all.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: The next one comes from one Matthew three nine eight,
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: also shout out to eas O, Nitty Ray and mister
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  Speaker 1: Chicklets himself the best hash hooles around. I hope to
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  Speaker 1: day is going great for everyone. Much love Fama, same team.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: Dog, thank you so much.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: The next one comes from Browsey says good luck everyone,
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: and no, I don't pay anyone.
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  Speaker 3: Does.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: That's the first entry from her. Huh yeah, it's the
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: only one because she does not pay. Rolando says, what up, homies,
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: what up? Rolando?
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: Hell, thank you for sending that Alimo beer. Then appreciate
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: that I got a review coming up for that too.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: I did it yesterday. Yeah. Nice. Uh. Next one comes
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• 1:26:37
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• 1:26:40
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• 1:26:43
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• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: from Rolando. Just got back on Patreon.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: Welcome back, Thank you so much. Man.
• 1:26:50
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• 1:26:54
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• 1:26:56
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  Speaker 1: in the Patreon because I know there's a big chat
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: room where everybody is on there and you guys talk
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: to each other.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: I chime in there every now and then.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: All right, let's pick a winner for today's uh super
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: chat winners.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: Good luck to everyone. The winner is going to beat
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: Whispered Cry Elsewhere. Actually, look at that. Look at that
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: bro will Cry Elsewhere.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: Predicted by that he beat the fucking odds.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: Bro, like he said, he said, Chat congratulations elsewhere. Yeah,
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: now he learned from Browsy.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: You don't have to cry today.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no crying, No crying fool, crying fool. And did
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: you see all the uproar that went down because of
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: the cracker barrel?
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, they fixed it and modernized.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: It, made it look dumb. They just they took they
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: took the little fucking racist full out.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: Then they took they took the old food who stood
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: in the Porsche out the thing.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: And I'm just like, come on, they gotta stop doing that.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: They should have left on Tremima on Ben's still there
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: isn't he is?
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: He He's going They got Uncle Ben? Yeah, I didn't
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: know that. Wow, didn't they?
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: But they actually the thing is that it cost so
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: much uproar in the community that they brought it back
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: renovated it.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, so they know they brought it back to the
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: O G logo because people because people saw the well,
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: the company saw a drop in sales because people started
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: boycotting it.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think you think your good ass cheddar
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: is gonna save you.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 6: I also thought that like the people never asked about
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 6: cracker Barrel, weren't like on the internet.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: I thought it was just really old. Cracker Barrel is
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: like a right, no, it's not. It's honestly, have you
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: been to one. I've never been to one because.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 6: I used to go there with my grandparents when I
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 6: was a kid. That's my like they're kind of an
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 6: interstate food.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's yeah, kind of. It's a white ie hop Okay, okay,
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: it's a diner style kind of, but.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 6: It's like still elevate, like they try to elevate it.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 3: And everything has to do with cheese.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: Nothing has to do with cheese. I asked.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: I asked chat GPT what's the best thing to eat
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: at Cracker Barrel? And it says, if you want the
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: best thing at Cracker Barrel, here the most beloved menu items.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: Mama's bank pan, Mama's pancake breakfast, old Timer breakfast, Chicken
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: and dumplings.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: Chicken dumplings good. I like that sounds fire. That's what
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: I got when I would.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: Go cash Brown castrole, Shepherd's pie, Damn Uncle Uncle Herschel's
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: favorite breakfast.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 3: Let me see, Uh, what's the dumplings?
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: What about sides? With serious fans? A loaded baked sweet
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: potato that sounds bomb dog ass Brown castorle Totts imagine.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 3: I know I can't describe it.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 6: It's hard to describe what Cracker Barrel is to someone
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 6: that's never been. There is a giant like store section
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 6: where you can buy like chochkeys, like like that's a
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 6: big part of it. So you kind of eat your
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 6: meal and then when you're like overstuffed, you shop for
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 6: nick knacks and chochkes and like random shit.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 6: And then they have some candy in there, so I
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 6: think we would get like hard candy, like very like
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 6: nineteen forty shit like gets hard candy. Go try to
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 6: join a they have a line or something.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: Oh damn, look at that ship there you go, But
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: it doesn't look like that at all. Obviously.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: Is that watermelon?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: I think it's chicken, white and wholesome. Yeah.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 6: I remember the food being okay too, by the way,
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 6: I don't remember it being chicken.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: Like.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 6: I would never recommend that someone has to go to
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 6: Cracker Barrel, and I've been like I don't want to
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 6: go there now yeah, I mean now it's like just
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 6: to see what's up.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: I want to go too, to be like what is it?
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: Because I only had as a kid.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 3: But we'll do it. Let's go eat a cracker barrel.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know where the nearest one. They're pretty far though,
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: food like that.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the probably when we go to Vegas and
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: ve well, yeah, niddy, I told you line that ship up.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: I told you book some gigs from September eighth to
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: the twelve. Oh yeah, that's right. They're gonna fly out, yeah,
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: fly out faster, bastard guy.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah no, that would work.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I know it's gonna be. It's gonna be
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: pretty dope. We're gonna be out there blogging. There's also
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: new blogs coming out and they will be on my
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: page as well. Take you to all the subscribers that
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: have been subscribing as recently. We are at twenty four thousand,
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: two hundred.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah yah yeah, yea yeah, yeh yeah yeah yeah, so
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: thank you.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: So much and counting. Hey, we get to fifty thousand
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: this year. I don't know, we're gonna have to throw
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: a party.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: We get to fifty thousand, we'll do because we were
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: stuck at like eleven.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll do a celebrity boxing match.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: Have you ever played that game though, like when you
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: were little? I know you might know this game. Food
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: when when you shut the lights off and Foods will
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: start throwing fighting dog.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 5: You want to attack a game, just someone just ship
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 5: the lights off and ship with flying.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people who you want to attack like no food
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: like because look, I remember we used to play that
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: ship Dog, and like I remember it always happened when
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: I used to go watch WrestleMania at the Homies house.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: Everybody's all high, and I remember Dog because I used
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: to always be doing pranks on everybody.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: I used to always know that.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: Like the moment's like off, I jumped to the side, bro,
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: because Foods had ship to throw, and I remember like
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: that ship happened.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: I threw myself and I just turned them. The lights
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: were on all this ship was.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: Where I was at because every everybody thought I was there.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: But I just remember that in the dark, I was
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: just like I fucking just opened bottles of water and
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: I was like.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: So you're getting targeted for something.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 9: Somebody threw a tennis racket, bro, like just like pillows
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 9: and ship. But then it was anything goes, Bro, Like
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 9: we get it. Like if we did that ship in
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 9: this room right now, it.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: Would just be like anything goes. But I can throw
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: this pottle. I can throw like the fact that's your thoughts.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 3: How old were you?
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: We were like we were like in middle school and
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: going to high camera. You can throw the likes the soundboard.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 4: This is when you were at people's houses, like fucking
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 4: with their garbage and ship. No, bro, like it was
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 4: just the revenge they wanted, probably wanted on this guy.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: Was it was just the ship that like foods would
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: just do dog and I remember, like foods are all
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: hype dog and I remember the homie bid his little
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: brother one time.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: Oh no, you guys beat the dog.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: One of the homies did this move on this food
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: made this fool cry. It was all bad. Everybody was
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: like the rest I like that.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 6: That's that is always the responsor, like why would bring
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 6: your little brother? Whereas the easier choices like how about we.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: Don't funk with the little kid? That's never how it
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: was like they always fucked the little kid. Yeah, bro,
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: that's why the whole point is, don't come.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah you want to, Yeah, hey, I'm protecting you right now.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 5: But if you want to see what's up?
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: I guess. But but that ship, that that ship was
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: quite the ship though, Like I know it's I'm not
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: the only one.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 3: It was just throw likeascles.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 2: The next do you ever go bodies in the bathroom?
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 6: That one time in lacrosse, it was called helmet boxing.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 6: Helmet eighth grade lacrosse. Eighth grade lacrossel lacrosse.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: Mom beat the funk out of with the gloves.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 3: It was great, you wore helmets in this box.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, these kids were like making fun of some kid
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 6: on the bus, and I thought I would, like, I
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 6: would be a character from one of the many Christian
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 6: dramas I was listening to, stood up for the kid
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 6: that's getting bullied. I was like, I'll be a good guy.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 6: And then we go and he just like punched the
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 6: ship out of me. But we both have a cross
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 6: helmets and gloves on. And then that was pretty much.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 6: It was in the shower and he just punched me
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 6: a bunch of times in the head. I didn't block
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 6: or dodge or anything. And then it was over and
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 6: then I went outside. I felt mild leaking, cuss went home,
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 6: and that was it. It was just a real quick
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 6: just I'm just helmet It was. It didn't hurt because
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 6: it was like I was wearing a helmet and gloves,
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 6: so it was just like, I guess embarrassing, but I
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 6: don't know.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: I Uh.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 6: I got the worst advice ever from my high school
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 6: lacrosse coach. I was gonna play one year. I wanted
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 6: to move to LA so I needed to.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: Get a job.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: So I got a job at Outback, and after working
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: at Chick fil A, it was just a huge step up.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 6: I got a job at out Back and then my
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 6: coat I was like, hey, I gotta quit. The lacrosse team.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 6: Wasn't good at lacrosse.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: I played one year.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 6: I was bad at lacrosse, and I was doing workouts
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 6: with them and he's like, listen, man, I know you're
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 6: gonna work, but you've got your entire life to work.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 6: You've only got this year to play high school lacrosse.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 6: And he was like, you shouldn't take this job. And
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 6: that was the worst advice I ever got. I took
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 6: the job and moved to LA and like Magice, just
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 6: being instead of saving up money, I stayed an extra
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 6: year in North Carolina because I wanted to be bad
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 6: at lacrosse.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: That's insane. Somebody said, you learned all your lessons from
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: veggie tails. Yes I did. That's a great point.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 2: That's a great point. I did.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 6: My first RDY movie was The Passion of the CHRISTI
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 6: tells The Passion of the Christ is an insane jump though. Yeah,
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 6: it was a popular movie.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know Veggietails was like Christian. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: you just non Christian people watched Veggietails.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 6: Well I remember it seeing it's yeah you guys didn't
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 6: it's oh Bible Stories. Yeah yeah, I was like reading
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 6: the book, like I was reading the Bible and watching vee.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: I didn't book. I didn't watch it.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: But sometimes when you would go to church, you would
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: see like there would be other kids that had like
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: toys and.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: Shit, and and I was just like I was like, yo,
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: what the you like the cucumber ship? Like what the
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: fuck is this? And then sure enough I'm like, like,
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: you know, I eventually found out it was a Christian.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 3: Damn, I don't know that Christian.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 2: Did you watch as a kid too?
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 3: I was watching Meat Stories.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 2: What's meat Stories? Oh god? That you tell? Okay? All right,
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: all right, No, No that was better responsor He's like
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: my uncle made that show.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, neat story just what I call molestation.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 6: I was gonna say that sounds traumatic, honestly.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: Starting my uncle and me.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Bible Uncle. Yeah, Bible Man was big. You guys
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 6: ever fun with Bible Man?
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 3: Who's that?
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 6: It's like Christian batman, basically, what do you do?
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 2: He fights with the.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's got the armor of the Lord. So that's
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 6: pretty good. That's a good one.
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  Speaker 2: And he fights like you know, lies, he fights lies.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: Pull it up, Bible Man.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 3: Oh that's so fights lies that he fights?
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not yeah, yeah, yeah, Bible Man.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: Let's go not animated. It's live action. If it was animated,
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: it would almost make sense. Live action. Is insane?
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 3: Played Bible in real life?
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 2: Oh that's a good that's a good question. Yeah, I imagine.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 2: I just found Halloween cost is not a bad one,
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 2: to be honest.
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  Speaker 6: It's also Lakers colors, which is kind of sick. Is
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 6: it Lakers colors or that just yet? Yeah, it's purple
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 6: and gold, so that's kind of sick.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 2: Yep, that's it. Dude, who played him? Williams?
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: All right, just Williams.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 2: Wow, So Williams played Bible Man. That guy. Imagine getting
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 2: high with Bible Man on the we don't spoke the statement.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 6: That's the same man is a hilarious Halloween costume.
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  Speaker 2: That's great. Wonder if they sell that costume? Oh yeah,
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: Oh I bet you focus on the families got your back.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 3: I bet you can find that was just bibli man.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: Let me see, not too many. They don't actually sell it.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: You can have to build it. I mean I have
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 2: to build it. That's a lot of work, but that,
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 2: but they do sell I mean Jesus costume. I see
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: you're trying to sell me es.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 3: What other superheroes does you guys have that the world
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 3: doesn't know about.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 2: What other superheroes you guys remember.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 3: Besides Israel? That?
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: It's a good question.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 6: You know what's crazy? I thought I didn't watch Captain Planet.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 2: That was another superhero as.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 6: Long as was the Earth he's saving ten thousand years old,
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 6: because if the Earth is too old, we're trying to
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 6: save an old planet.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 4: I can understand that point of sin in that, you
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 4: know what, I mean, what they're saying. I don't believe it,
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 4: but I can understand what they're saying.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: I never understood the whole point of Captain Planet. I'm
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: just like, bitch, howcome he never talked about dinosaurs, pieces
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: of planet.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: Get that out quick. So Captain Planet was like green food.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 2: All these kids like they all had rings, right and whatever,
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 2: he was blue.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: And then like these schools would be like like all
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 1: the kids represented the element and then they'll fucking put
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: their rings together and then they'll just like they'll save
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 1: the Earth or ship.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 3: Sounds like there's a horny assful he would.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: Fly on a mentor with kids and then by the
• 1:40:22
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  Speaker 1: school bus?
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• 1:40:44
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  Speaker 3: School bus? Of course I saw magic school Well I
• 1:40:50
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• 1:41:03
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• 1:41:06
  Speaker 2: How come that bus never broke down? Magic sext me
• 1:41:12
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• 1:41:13
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• 1:41:13
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• 1:41:18
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• 1:41:55
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• 1:41:57
  Speaker 2: What is that is on your phone?
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:42:01
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• 1:42:06
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  Speaker 6: I've never met anybody with a flip phone. I've seen them,
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 6: but I've never what's the experience, like a whole?
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 2: So it's not even like a flip phone, it's like
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: a whole. It's like a religion. It's like a No,
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 2: it's like a foldable iPhone. It's sick as fuck. Oh
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 2: hell yeah that's awesome.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 6: But this guy sucks in group chats. The cult of
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 6: Apple is crazy.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 1: I sometimes envy Ray then not being able to get
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: group chats, because sometimes group chats are so fucking annoying.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's because you're grumpy and you hate the elf.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 2: I hate the notification. You know, the notifications are super easy? Yeah,
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 2: then I never check them again. Yeah, fair, fair, fair, fair,
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 2: fair Christmas.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 3: This year, I'm getting you some cheer Oh, that's a
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: good one.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 2: I tell you, you're not going to find it for
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: me at an Indian restaurant.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 3: Fine, I'll find it. I'm gonna find your Japan here.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 2: I'm going to find your Japan. His peaceful place is Japan.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 2: What's your Japan? You've been in Japan?
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 3: Japan? We call finding your your piece?
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 2: What's that from?
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 3: From him going to Japan?
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 2: I've been there three times? Yeah, came did you visit that?
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 6: You know there's a large there's a large population of
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 6: like Japanese solo like I guess impersonators is the word.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 2: The last time, the last time I went, I was
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 2: what's up a writer?
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my boy, my boy has a low writer out
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: there was cruising and then around his hometown I smoking.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 2: They saw you and they were like a real war.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 6: They got hypes as fuck, a real weed in Japan.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 6: That's fucking crazy. That's amazing.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 3: What's up food?
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 1: The experiences and the experiences I've had there, Like, honestly,
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: man is like, well, when when the rest of the
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 1: footage is out, it's crazy, bro, I definitely think might
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 1: not be going back.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's no Tokyo drift.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 2: Tokyo. I just know it's it's been. It was dope
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: to be out there and be faded. Yeah, that's sick
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 2: as fuck. Very cool. Shout out to you, DJJ. I
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 2: was it's kind of scary though it is.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, nobody knows what it is. Have you
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 3: guys watch the Void?
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's where these guys are in, like
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 4: Japan or something, or or Thailand or China, one of
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 4: those countries. And the guy does He's in a bathroom,
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 4: they're partying. He goes into a stall he's about to
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 4: do d m T. He hits the d m T
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 4: and as he does it, the cops break in to
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 4: the bathroom and shoot him because it's so illegal that
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 4: he's doing drugs, and they shoot him and he's dying
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 4: while he gets the hit of d m T. Whoa,
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 4: and the whole movie is him having that last trip.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 2: I would love to watch that. I would love to
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 2: see that. You know, you know what you know who
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 2: Johnamo is, Yes, you know what pissed me off. I
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 2: saw this. This cries a lot.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 1: Bro like John Zamo is like one of the biggest
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 1: fucking bitches out there for the Latino community.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 3: He did your people, So it doesn't fucking matter.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 6: I forbid a man is in touch with his emotions
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 6: and but he's.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 2: Too much of a bitch these days. Bro.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 1: But you know what pissed me up, Bro, this motherfucker
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 1: was talking about. You know, I really fucking hate that.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 1: When I was younger, you know, I had to take
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 1: roles where I had to portray like a thief and
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 1: I didn't feel right about it. Yeah, and I'm just like, Bro,
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 1: and he's like, I regret making these I regret making
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 1: I regret making these movies.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 2: And I was like, Bro, at this point, shut the
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 2: fuck up. Bro. The dyting for you to say it
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 2: was when you were getting the check. You could have
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 2: been like, I don't know if I want to be
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 2: as a thief.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 2: You know what, you should have a problem with making
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 2: the patch.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 1: Bro, That is a bigger fucking disappointment than fucking you
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 1: making playing a fucking thief.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 2: Dog. I fucking hate that movie so much.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 3: Dog.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 1: Every time it's a movie, every time YouTube tries to
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 1: show it to me, I flag it.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 2: Bro, which movie the past?
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 3: Dog?
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 2: What's it about? You know what I'm talking about? No,
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 2: I have no idea. It's like the worst intro ever dog.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 3: I couldn't.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 2: I remember, like the first time it showed up on
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 2: TV and I was he was.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 6: In the Spawn movie too, right, yeah, okay, okay, yeah
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 6: yeah he was. He's pretty good in that.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, but fine, I love Spawn foundly.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 1: Becauzamo has to stop fucking crying, bro and make another
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 1: banger of a movie, Dog, Like, bring back fucking Spawn, bro.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 1: Be that fat ass clown, bro.
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 2: We missed that.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 6: Allegedly they're making another Spawn a while ago. I forget
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 6: who the herschel Ali Maybe was the guy I don't remember.
• 1:46:21
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• 1:46:24
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• 1:46:30
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• 1:46:31
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• 1:46:34
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• 1:46:40
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• 1:46:53
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• 1:47:00
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• 1:47:03
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• 1:47:32
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