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STACKS and HACKS · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: It's the first Stacks and Hacks of twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 1: I have Stax information which his life hacks. And there's
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  Speaker 1: no better story to start off the New Years than this.
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  Speaker 1: A woman in Pennsylvania that had road rage. She pooped
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  Speaker 1: on someone's hood of their car.
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  Speaker 2: She was so mad, that's aggressive.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine the road rage you have.
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  Speaker 1: But the fact that the other person had the patience
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  Speaker 1: to wait to let him finish pooment and she pooped
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  Speaker 1: on the hood of their car. But the footage went
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  Speaker 1: viral anyway, a judge. She avoided jail, but a judge
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  Speaker 1: sentenced her to rehab rehab.
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  Speaker 2: So was she like under the influence?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know pain, and I just report the stories.
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  Speaker 3: I don't make the stories understand.
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  Speaker 2: I want to know the stories. You don't read the details. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Another story, A driver in Toronto is okay, and I
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  Speaker 1: think this is completely relatable. Okay, a driver in Toronto
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  Speaker 1: is okay after he followed his GPS down a boat
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  Speaker 1: ramp and into a lake.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think it's I. I sometimes you start driving.
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  Speaker 1: I just started following the thing and following the things
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  Speaker 1: like WHOA into the lake?
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  Speaker 4: You don't see that want to creep it up and go, hey,
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  Speaker 4: let's let's could have been a night time.
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  Speaker 2: If it were nighttime, that may be your only excuse, but.
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  Speaker 3: I still think it's relatable.
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  Speaker 1: So do you guys know what the dot over a
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  Speaker 1: lowercase I or J is called?
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  Speaker 2: No a dot that was just part of the letter.
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  Speaker 1: It's called something. And I bring this up because I
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  Speaker 1: just want to say this word tittle. Okay, the dot
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  Speaker 1: over the I in the J is tittle.
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  Speaker 2: I got a cousin named tittle somewhere out there. Not
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  Speaker 2: ever hear that before.
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  Speaker 3: I forgot the tittle on your eye. So when they
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  Speaker 3: say what dot your eyes and cross your t's, that's wrong.
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  Speaker 2: So what is the T? What is the T?
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  Speaker 3: There has to be the call the called the letter T.
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  Speaker 2: I knew what you're doing with that, because it's like, so.
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  Speaker 1: Now you can now be chat GPT's drug dealer if
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  Speaker 1: you want. Guy in Sweden wrote a bunch of ode
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  Speaker 1: supposed to make it act like it's on various drugs.
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  Speaker 1: You have to buy one each individually. So the cheapest
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  Speaker 1: right now you could buy weed for thirty two dollars.
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  Speaker 1: It makes chatchip t act like it's stoned. There's also
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  Speaker 1: alcohol for thirty four dollars, ketnemine for forty eight, ayahuasca
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  Speaker 1: for fifty three bucks. In cocaine, you actually pay seventy
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  Speaker 1: five dollars to put your chat chipetea on cocaine because.
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  Speaker 3: It probably goes, yeah, these fine, man, we're cool.
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  Speaker 2: We're cool.
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  Speaker 1: And if you're like onweed, it's probably like, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: Man, do you really want me to find that out
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  Speaker 3: for you?
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  Speaker 4: Are these voices? Ais?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that makes more sense.
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  Speaker 1: And since we just had it got out of the holidays,
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  Speaker 1: this is a pretty big story. I guess this last
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  Speaker 1: vacation or the Christmas New Year's holiday, it's peak season
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  Speaker 1: for constipation.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay.
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  Speaker 1: Science figured out these are the top foods to add
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  Speaker 1: to your diet so it's less straining in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: So here are the top three foods. Prunes they're high fiber.
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  Speaker 1: They also have something called sorbitol, and eight ten pounds
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  Speaker 1: a day can get things moving for you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, the prune juicele move it pretty quick too.
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  Speaker 1: Kiwi they got a specific enzyme that breaks down proteins.
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  Speaker 1: It helps with digestion two or three. Kiwis a day
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  Speaker 1: can keep you regular and rye bread. Rye bread is
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  Speaker 1: the best option, uh from when it comes to bread,
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  Speaker 1: saidis that finally work even better than some laxatives.
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  Speaker 3: Coffee is another option.
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  Speaker 1: That can get things moving because it stimulates the muscles
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  Speaker 1: in your colon. Just don't drink too much. You can
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  Speaker 1: leave you dehydrated two cups a day from Max, or you.
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  Speaker 2: Could start taking belly Welly like I did. Helps. It's
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  Speaker 2: like a fiber drink. It's like one of those like
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  Speaker 2: you remember, the like orange metal mucile.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I take that every day.
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  Speaker 2: It tastes better than them.
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  Speaker 3: I love.
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  Speaker 2: They've got all kinds of different flavors and oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: it's so cute too. It's like in this bright pink I.
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  Speaker 1: Drink my meta muscle like it's a glass of wine
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  Speaker 1: someone has at night. It's I.
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  Speaker 3: Remember.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the thing is belly well may work with these
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  Speaker 1: are these are natural, real foods that you can do
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  Speaker 1: that help do that.
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  Speaker 3: So where do you get belly Welly?
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  Speaker 2: Walmart, Amazon? Target?
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  Speaker 3: Wow, I've never How have you not brought this up before?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess I should have told you, guys.
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  Speaker 2: I have been told commercials for them for a while,
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  Speaker 2: using it for mom in We're One Last Thing.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think is the highest grossing movie that
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  Speaker 1: never hit number one?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Nope, I think Home Alone was number one. This movie
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  Speaker 1: is the highest grossing movie. It made three hundred and
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  Speaker 1: thirty million dollars in the box office lot not t
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  Speaker 1: T was number one for like a year.
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  Speaker 3: And a half.
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  Speaker 2: For okay, give us a hint. What type of movie?
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  Speaker 3: Was it? A comedy? An action movie? It was not
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  Speaker 3: a comedy. It was a real movie, was like a
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  Speaker 3: true story. It was human biography.
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  Speaker 1: Very recent, Wizard of Us very recent, very recent, very
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  Speaker 1: recent within the last five years.
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  Speaker 3: Recent Hunger Games.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that one that went with the Barbie Oppenheimer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yess, Barbie was number one. Oppenheimer was number two.
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  Speaker 1: Rich what he got for life hacks at twenty twenty six, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked.
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  Speaker 4: Here's actually a New Year sort of hack that actually sticks,
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  Speaker 4: because they say we're trying to do too much to
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  Speaker 4: make ourselves better people in the new Year. In fact,
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  Speaker 4: Kyle's talked about you should even put off your resolution
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  Speaker 4: until somewhere around the spring. But here's what you should
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  Speaker 4: do it still trying to change everything. Pick one daily anchor,
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  Speaker 4: one small thing that will make your day better for you,
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  Speaker 4: no matter what. So it could be a walk, a stretch,
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  Speaker 4: making your bed before you leave, writing down one sentence,
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  Speaker 4: or drinking water first.
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  Speaker 2: Thing in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: But when one thing is consistent, then the rest of
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  Speaker 4: your day organizes around it.
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  Speaker 2: So new year, same you just more grounded and more hydrated.
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  Speaker 4: And then if you put in that good belly what
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  Speaker 4: is the belly welly, belly welly, you throw that in
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  Speaker 4: there too, and you'll you'll feel like a million bucks.
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  Speaker 2: That hack can be found at John jaymerisg dot com