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Don't Pet Alligators · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:01
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting. We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there. And we've gotta lead it.
• 0:10
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• 0:36
  Testecleese: The Jeffrey and Brian show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:39
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:40
  Testecleese: And we're just a couple guys drinking some beers, talking about what's going on. Brian, what is going on?
• 0:48
  Brian McFadden: No, I have no idea.
• 0:50
  Testecleese: Well… I'll check this out. We're talking about Donnie is supposed to, like, make everything cost less for everyone, right?
• 0:57
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep, he's doing it by giving away free opera tickets.
• 1:02
  Testecleese: And this isn't. This isn't like.
• 1:10
  Brian McFadden: West Virginia Opera.
• 1:12
  Testecleese: Yes, this is New York City, like, Main Street. opera.
• 1:17
  Brian McFadden: zero.
• 1:18
  Testecleese: Probably a thousand bucks a ticket.
• 1:22
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, easy.
• 1:24
  Testecleese: Boy. Let's be real, dude. How many dudes…
• 1:30
  Testecleese: let's just say, for example, your job is picking up trash, right? Like, trash man, like, you… throw it in the truck, right? Or… In New York City now, it's probably a guy driving the truck. How many of those dudes want to go to the opera?
• 1:47
  Brian McFadden: Not very many.
• 1:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. The wives, like, yeah, we'll go, and then they're bored as hell, too. And you just spent, like, $70,000 on opera tickets for…
• 2:01
  Testecleese: Sorry, you don't get to upper level… Maslow's hierarchy of needs. If you're having trouble paying your bills, you don't give a shit about the arts. Right. You know, you're more worried about… why didn't you just give me the money for the ticket instead?
• 2:22
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:25
  Testecleese: But New York trying to force culture upon you, right?
• 2:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:32
  Testecleese: What's up with, Abdul Saeed, basically threatening Bill Maher?
• 2:39
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 2:42
  Testecleese: He said he would go on Bill Maher's show, only if he got to watch Bill Maher get his ass kicked.
• 2:47
  Brian McFadden: That's…
• 2:48
  Testecleese: Just to get his ass kicked or something like that.
• 2:50
  Brian McFadden: Crazy.
• 2:52
  Testecleese: What's the matter with these people?
• 2:55
  Brian McFadden: They're insane.
• 3:00
  Testecleese: at…
• 3:03
  Testecleese: Some things deserve an ass-kicking, don't get me wrong, but disagreeing with you and saying that you're wrong is not a reason to kick someone's ass, right?
• 3:12
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 3:14
  Testecleese: No, like, you diddle a kid, you might get your ass kicked.
• 3:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 3:21
  Testecleese: I say, hey, man, you're wrong, that's not a… And this guy's about to be your senator, dude.
• 3:30
  Brian McFadden: Maybe.
• 3:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, maybe, we'll see, huh?
• 3:36
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ, this Krista Pike thing… Like I said, we mentioned this before, like, right when her last appealed. failed. First woman to be executed in Tennessee in, what, about 200 years?
• 3:49
  Brian McFadden: Yep, 200 years.
• 3:52
  Testecleese: And I guess they fucked up. They botched an execution. How do you fail to execute someone?
• 4:00
  Brian McFadden: Well, since they don't have the same drugs anymore because the drug companies stopped making it because they didn't want to use for executions anymore, it's harder to find the right things that are as effective as what we were using before.
• 4:13
  Testecleese: You're right, we were using a sodium pentathol mix that we were getting from Europe, but then they found out we were using it to execute people. And they stopped selling it to us. Now we're using some kind of barbituate, I guess?
• 4:29
  Testecleese: But… Why? Why? What… How is this? How much heroin do we confiscate a year? Why don't we.
• 4:43
  Brian McFadden: know.
• 4:43
  Testecleese: overdose them on heroin. They get to go on a euphoric high.
• 4:49
  Brian McFadden: You're using the fentanyl.
• 4:52
  Testecleese: Whatever. Now, and now this woman, what, they botched… they tried twice to execute her, I guess, right? Two doses?
• 5:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. The same garage.
• 5:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, they fucked it up. By the way, I just want to point out that this doctor is the same doctor that, performed the last botched execution in Tennessee this year. So this is the second time they've botched an execution, even with the second dose.
• 5:27
  Testecleese: But I also had an all-female team. Except for the doctor who just oversaw the whole procedure.
• 5:34
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 5:37
  Testecleese: But how do you… Fail, what? Oh, we missed the vein. Why isn't the… Security Guard, or whatever, the… U.S.
• 5:48
  Brian McFadden: Marshall.
• 5:49
  Testecleese: Why doesn't he have a sidearm?
• 5:51
  Brian McFadden: I thought, well, because that's not authorized as a means of, that's cruel and inhuman punishment there.
• 6:00
  Testecleese: Are you kidding me? Now, this person has brain damage, and actually has a cruel and unusual punishment claim against the state of Tennessee. But you know what? A fucking 40 to the skull, she wouldn't have a claim, would she?
• 6:20
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 6:22
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, this is ridiculous. Why are we doing all these ridiculous ways? What's wrong with a firing squad, or a hanging? You know what? You can reuse the rope. What does it cost to get this… Lethal drug, which is ridiculous. How many fucking people OD on drugs every year? Why don't we just use that procedure? They love it so much, they do it until they die. That sounds humane, doesn't it?
• 6:52
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 6:55
  Testecleese: But no, we do it like we're putting a fucking dog to sleep, and you know what? Veterinarians do it better!
• 7:02
  Brian McFadden: Yes, they do.
• 7:05
  Testecleese: Like I said, now she's got an argument against cruel and unusual punishment, even though she's… A fucking zucchini now!
• 7:13
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 7:17
  Testecleese: How much do you know about… how much do you remember about the actual murder, Brian?
• 7:22
  Brian McFadden: I don't remember anything about it.
• 7:24
  Testecleese: Oh, this was… here's a big argument. is, Should this crime have happened today, she would not have been eligible for the death sentence.
• 7:36
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 7:37
  Testecleese: She was 17 when she committed this crime.
• 7:42
  Testecleese: She thought another girl was trying to steal her boyfriend, and so she lured her out in the woods with her boyfriend and another friend. They tortured her to include a, Carving a pentagram on her chest while she was alive. And then this woman took a stone and beat her skull in until she was dead. Took a piece of the skull as a trophy and showed it off to friends. In the following days.
• 8:10
  Brian McFadden: Wow.
• 8:12
  Testecleese: That's why she got a death sentence. Right?
• 8:18
  Testecleese: And now everyone's, all concerned that she shouldn't get a dead sentence, because she's a woman who is sexually traumatized as a child.
• 8:29
  Testecleese: That makes it okay to fucking brutally murder someone?
• 8:32
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 8:34
  Testecleese: And… I guess she said something about, feeling a kinship to Lindsay Clancy. Oh, that makes sense. You think it's okay to kill people?
• 8:45
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 8:47
  Testecleese: And women will just gather around you, but, like. What if it was your child that was murdered, and everyone goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not even, not even… Not guilty, just… We're not gonna execute you.
• 9:05
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 9:07
  Testecleese: And I'm… don't know where I stand on the death sentence, honestly. I don't like the idea of the government getting to decide who lives and who dies, but it is the… most states that do it actually have the jury have to say yes or no on the death sentence. I don't know if you were aware of that.
• 9:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I know, yeah.
• 9:27
  Testecleese: So it's not even like the government decides in most states. It's still a jury that says, yes, it's on the table, now the judge gets to decide. But, like, dude, firing squad?
• 9:40
  Testecleese: It's, like, 100% effective, right?
• 9:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 9:47
  Testecleese: Said we're using these weird drug cocktails.
• 9:53
  Testecleese: Alright, you got anything else to say about this woman?
• 9:57
  Brian McFadden: No, it's just, I mean, everybody made a big deal about how she was going to be the first woman in 200 years, and she's still alive and kicking.
• 10:06
  Testecleese: She might be kicking, but she's, pretty much a… carrot at this point. I… I guess it caused serious brain damage. And here's the question, is this the same doctor who botched it two in a row, even with a second dose? Was this.
• 10:29
  Testecleese: Was this someone who was inadequate to do the job, or was this activism?
• 10:36
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 10:38
  Testecleese: And if it is activism, why would you even take that job?
• 10:42
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 10:46
  Testecleese: What are we talking about next?
• 10:48
  Brian McFadden: Let's see here…
• 10:50
  Testecleese: Alaskan Plains, you show the beer thing!
• 10:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think we talked about this on the show, too, before.
• 10:56
  Testecleese: Did we?
• 10:57
  Brian McFadden: Maybe not. But yeah, they basically…
• 11:00
  Testecleese: Sounds like something we would have talked about.
• 11:01
  Brian McFadden: They basically seized a whole, a person's plane, private plane, because he was, he's like a, a bush pilot, and he was taking people back to their, their property that no, they could only get to by plane efficiently, and there was a six pack of beer mixed in there that he didn't know about, and it's illegal apparently in Alaska or by.
• 11:25
  Testecleese: was.
• 11:25
  Brian McFadden: government.
• 11:26
  Testecleese: Glasgow.
• 11:27
  Brian McFadden: To do that. Oh yeah, because they were going into a dry area. So you're not allowed to have alcohol in the dry area.
• 11:33
  Testecleese: And they seized his plane because his passenger was smuggling beer.
• 11:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. They didn't know… they didn't do anything to the person smuggling the beer, but they took a guy's, like, livelihood away from him for seizing the plane. I think… I think that the Supreme Court is going to rule in favor of the pilot in the long term, because I think that's a little… it's a little obsessive.
• 11:57
  Testecleese: I think so, too. He, like you said, his livelihood. This is how he makes money. He put a massive investment to purchase a Cessna, right?
• 12:06
  Brian McFadden: Oh,
• 12:07
  Testecleese: And he's flying… he's island hopping. In Alaska, to bring people home, and from the Aleutian Islands. back to be able to get around. That's how he makes his dollar. You take that away from him the entire time you guys have it, he's not making money. On top of, you have his freaking plane.
• 12:32
  Testecleese: So, like, the sheer process is the punishment. While he waits to get his plane back, he's… he's not making any money.
• 12:40
  Brian McFadden: This has been years. Because nothing goes to the Supreme Court like yesterday. This is… this has to go through the whole court system, you know?
• 12:50
  Testecleese: Is he allowed to demand, How much money he would have made in all those years?
• 12:55
  Brian McFadden: Probably, yeah.
• 12:58
  Testecleese: I'm not sure how it works. I mean, every state has their own rules.
• 13:01
  Brian McFadden: Probably get interest for loss of plane and everything, too.
• 13:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, I didn't get to maintain it, I didn't get to up, you know what I mean, etc, etc. Like, when was the last time the oil was changed?
• 13:15
  Testecleese: Speaking of, I watched a video today of, About mini excavators. And attachments. And, I found out I need to, like. Because I was like, when do I need to do the oil change? And it told me, like, oh, at 1,000 hours, change the filter, 2,000 hours, change the oil. I was like, fuck, I have, like, 20 hours on mine.
• 13:41
  Testecleese: Edges has more work than I had realized. Excuse me. The plane.
• 13:49
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 13:52
  Testecleese: A couple news outlets tried to make this look like it was less than it was. Like, they called it…
• 14:00
  Brian McFadden: This was a pilot trying to stab another pilot, so…
• 14:04
  Testecleese: No, no, he did stab him. Not trying to, he did.
• 14:13
  Brian McFadden: But I thought the cockpits were locked from the inside nowadays. So how did.
• 14:18
  Testecleese: How did the pilot stab the co-pilot?
• 14:21
  Brian McFadden: No, how did the passengers on the plane get in there?
• 14:26
  Testecleese: Oh, you didn't read enough of this story.
• 14:29
  El Guapo: update.
• 14:29
  Testecleese: Apparently, after he got stabbed and realized what was happening, he managed to dive over, open the door, and prop it open with something in the cockpit. to prop open the door to let people know there was a threat, and he set off the terror hijacking alert, too.
• 14:46
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 14:47
  El Guapo: Damn, that's badass.
• 14:48
  Brian McFadden: That's pretty good on his part.
• 14:51
  Testecleese: Yes! And then Israelis, who all have to join the service to be citizens and vote, immediately jumped up and fought.
• 15:01
  Brian McFadden: Who would try to hijack? And it really was like going to Tel Aviv.
• 15:05
  El Guapo: Somebody's not well informed.
• 15:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of, you know?
• 15:12
  El Guapo: Well, I guess it's not well informed us how they, who they are.
• 15:16
  Testecleese: Or they just thought he would stab it or be over with it. Yeah.
• 15:20
  El Guapo: Again, like.
• 15:23
  Testecleese: People don't realize that. I'm sure you two know, because you've both probably been to Israel, yes?
• 15:29
  Brian McFadden: I haven't been there.
• 15:29
  El Guapo: No.
• 15:30
  Testecleese: Okay, okay, I am. To be a citizen, and to get voting rights in Israel.
• 15:36
  El Guapo: You have to have served. Yeah.
• 15:38
  Brian McFadden: You gotta do 2 years, mandatory.
• 15:40
  Testecleese: You go to… you go to a restaurant, I'm not shitting you, in Jerusalem, and there are… there are 25-year-old women, 22-year-old women.
• 15:49
  El Guapo: with.
• 15:50
  Testecleese: automatic rifles slung over their shoulder eating dinner with you, because these Israeli soldiers are never allowed to be away from their weapon, except when it's against the law.
• 16:00
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 16:02
  Testecleese: And I was like, fuck, these people are ready, you know?
• 16:05
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 16:07
  Brian McFadden: Well, nobody loves them around them, so, you know…
• 16:10
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, you got…
• 16:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, hey, however you think of that whole issue, whatever, I'm just letting you know that… The Israelis, don't take citizenship lightly, like the United States does, apparently.
• 16:24
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well, when people try to kill you, I guess we not gonna learn a lesson till people start dying. Unfortunately.
• 16:33
  Testecleese: We're already dying. There's tons of them.
• 16:34
  El Guapo: I mean, you, a million people could die in the United States. It's just we like what, one, one, 1% of the population less than that, you know? Well.
• 16:47
  Testecleese: Here's an interesting spin-off from Dying, American Samoa is.
• 16:53
  El Guapo: ban guns, and Trump is saying something about stopping that. But I…
• 17:00
  Testecleese: I disagree, because they're a territory, they don't have.
• 17:04
  Brian McFadden: You're right, huh.
• 17:07
  Testecleese: If you give them gun rights, you may as well give them voting rights, right?
• 17:11
  El Guapo: No, no, voting, I think voting is more like a privilege than a right, because it's not like…
• 17:17
  Testecleese: Oh, boy.
• 17:18
  Brian McFadden: Alrighty.
• 17:19
  Testecleese: 90 the.
• 17:20
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah. No, the 15th Amendment is for men, and the 19th is for everybody, universal. Yeah, so voting is a right, and if you're gonna say American Samoa.
• 17:31
  Testecleese: rights.
• 17:32
  El Guapo: I was going to the first, the first 10 amendments and stuff.
• 17:37
  Testecleese: Bill of Rights.
• 17:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, the first 10 Bill of Rights.
• 17:42
  Testecleese: Yeah. That's what I'm worried about, is if you say that they have gun rights because they're American, that means you have to give them voting rights. That means… Puerto Rico, Diego Garcia.
• 17:53
  El Guapo: all these other American territories all of a sudden get voting rights with.
• 17:59
  Testecleese: gun rights.
• 18:00
  El Guapo: I mean, they got votes for local government, but not for federal stuff. Well, I think…
• 18:06
  Testecleese: Correct! You could vote for your local government, but.
• 18:08
  El Guapo: But the Congress, the Congress person don't got voting power. They got, yeah. They don't got voting, voting rights. They got just, representation. I didn't know they have that. Yeah.
• 18:19
  Testecleese: Puerto Rico has a representative, but they don't have a vote.
• 18:22
  Brian McFadden: But they're more of a territory than American Small is.
• 18:25
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's the same thing, but they don't got a… they got a representative, but the representative cannot vote in the Congress. Yeah, but they don't get a vote.
• 18:34
  Testecleese: Exactly, we don't even let Puerto Rico vote. And if we gave them gun rights, should we let them vote? And they actually voted against voting rights recently, which is…
• 18:44
  El Guapo: Oh, the Become Us.
• 18:45
  Testecleese: Somewhat ironic.
• 18:46
  El Guapo: No, they didn't want to become.
• 18:48
  Brian McFadden: They don't want to be in the state.
• 18:49
  Testecleese: That's what it was, they didn't want to become a state, yeah.
• 18:52
  El Guapo: Dos Puertos.
• 18:53
  Testecleese: Well, because it would have come with a whole bunch of responsibility.
• 18:56
  El Guapo: Last second. Oh.
• 19:01
  Testecleese: Look at Guapo trying to.
• 19:04
  El Guapo: I'm just saying, if you, if you try to instate Second Amendment rights into American Samoa, you're gonna.
• 19:11
  Testecleese: you're gonna open a a dam.
• 19:16
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 19:17
  El Guapo: That, you know, we don't want to deal with.
• 19:19
  Testecleese: Especially you guys, the Republican Party.
• 19:24
  El Guapo: You get some of these weird…
• 19:26
  Testecleese: Pacific Island nations?
• 19:30
  El Guapo: Or.
• 19:30
  Testecleese: Territories voting in the United States?
• 19:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, they got, they got guns in Puerto Rico. Because if you're in an American city that doesn't stop there, you can go carry your weapon over there too.
• 19:42
  Testecleese: Then they should be able to vote too.
• 19:43
  El Guapo: Mmm… the… the territory, but… No, like, you… What's the difference?
• 19:51
  Testecleese: If you ever.
• 19:52
  El Guapo: If you want to go over there and visit with your guns, if you want to go visit with your guns, you can. But I.
• 19:59
  Testecleese: So, my gun rights extend…
• 20:01
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 20:02
  Testecleese: But they can't buy a gun.
• 20:04
  El Guapo: No, they can.
• 20:08
  Testecleese: Doesn't mean they should be allowed to vote, then.
• 20:10
  El Guapo: I don't think so. Let it be what it is right now. I'm just saying, you can't pick and choose what rights people get. Yeah, you can. No, not your territory. They pick and choose, like, hey, we don't want to be a state, we okay with being a territory, okay, then you get no border rights, you get… First, the First 10 Amendment rights, that's it. Yeah, wow.
• 20:35
  Testecleese: Whatever, I just… It seems strange that you can pick and choose whom gets which right.
• 20:42
  El Guapo: Well, it's been like that since the beginning of time.
• 20:47
  Testecleese: I think I mentioned this last week, I'm not sure, maybe it came up after.
• 20:51
  El Guapo: What?
• 20:51
  Testecleese: West Virginia has these, dogs now that can sniff out vapes?
• 20:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you brought it up.
• 20:58
  Testecleese: Okay. I wasn't sure if I did, but yeah, it's being used in, like, high schools.
• 21:03
  El Guapo: Oh. Especially marijuana vapes.
• 21:09
  El Guapo: This is neat.
• 21:11
  Testecleese: Governor Morrissey, this is something they do every year, Triple H, or HHH, whatever you want to call it, Hunters Helping the Hungry.
• 21:18
  El Guapo: Oh. A Honda Bose season, they're…
• 21:24
  Testecleese: Putting something out, if you're gonna donate an entire tier, you get, like, a raffle ticket.
• 21:28
  El Guapo: Oh, that's cool. And the rival ticket, I wish I could find… You get… oh, here we go.
• 21:36
  Testecleese: If you win the raffle, you get the grand prize. It's, Martin Compound Bow, which is $1,300.
• 21:45
  El Guapo: I.
• 21:46
  Testecleese: I, sell you a trail camera.
• 21:50
  El Guapo: All right.
• 21:51
  Testecleese: 10x42 binoculars. Gift cards for truck accessories and an outdoor company. A tree stand hunting… elevated tree stand hunting blind.
• 22:06
  El Guapo: Just one prize winner or multiples?
• 22:09
  Testecleese: I think there's multiple winners, I'm not sure, but that's the grand prize, because they're hoping that people who go hunting.
• 22:16
  El Guapo: And let's just… for example, I get the maximum…
• 22:21
  Testecleese: For deer every year, I don't expect to bring them home. But I pay… the thing is, every dollar you pay into a hunting license pays into the, preservation.
• 22:33
  El Guapo: I.
• 22:35
  Testecleese: thing, like, it's actually pretty…
• 22:38
  El Guapo: It's…
• 22:39
  Testecleese: Preserving the deer life, for example.
• 22:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, you're in America. What's the word I'm looking for? Manage? Well.
• 22:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, management.
• 22:47
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 22:48
  Testecleese: But I am genuinely tempted to try to take… I'm allowed to take 6 deer between my wife and I this year. And I didn't realize that I could donate them to the hungry, because the USDA regulations and this and that.
• 23:03
  El Guapo: I wasn't sure what could happen.
• 23:05
  Testecleese: I know I could give, like, for example, Brian… some venison, but I can't sell it to him. Right. I didn't realize I could donate it to a… a shelter, or… you know what I mean?
• 23:19
  El Guapo: If I… if I can bring in a… A deer's a lot of food, you know what I mean? Yeah.
• 23:28
  El Guapo: It's a couple hundred pounds of meat. Alright, I… I clicked on letting repeater fender in once.
• 23:36
  Testecleese: He didn't get in, he sent the second one, now he's…
• 23:39
  Brian McFadden: Doing this again.
• 23:40
  El Guapo: Hehehe.
• 23:41
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 23:44
  El Guapo: And.
• 23:45
  Testecleese: I mean, I was… I thought that was pretty cool, it's like… The sheer fact they're willing to give away, like, $5,000 worth of stuff?
• 23:54
  El Guapo: Wow.
• 23:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, the compound bowl alone was worth over $1,000, I think it was $1,200.
• 24:06
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 24:08
  Testecleese: I don't know, it's good, maybe it'll help.
• 24:11
  El Guapo: Bring in more donations, and… Venison is good eatin'.
• 24:18
  Testecleese: Right. You may not… you may not like it.
• 24:21
  El Guapo: But it's full of all the stuff you need to survive, you know what I mean?
• 24:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 24:25
  El Guapo: Well, it depends where you get the deer from because over here the deer meat tastes a little bit swamp. Because of the swamp, what they eat, you can taste it, you know.
• 24:36
  Testecleese: I know what you mean. The deer in Virginia were little, too.
• 24:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, I mean, you have to go probably by the mountains and stuff, Appalachia's Trail. Yeah, up in Appalachia, exactly. But, it depends how you're cooking it, too, you know, how… what kind of spices, how they cook it.
• 24:53
  Testecleese: Well, I intend to make a whole bunch of jerky, and get a couple steaks, like, some of the best steaks out of it.
• 25:00
  Testecleese: And then grind up most of it, honestly, that I keep to feed my dogs.
• 25:05
  El Guapo: Nice.
• 25:07
  Testecleese: I know it sounds weird, but you mix it in with their kibble? That's good eating for these dogs, and I don't have to pay for this synthetic garbage, it's better for my animal, you know what I mean?
• 25:19
  Brian McFadden: gone.
• 25:21
  Testecleese: Oh, you're gonna kill a deer to feed your dogs? What the fuck is the difference between that and sheep and pig guts?
• 25:28
  El Guapo: Right. Right?
• 25:31
  Testecleese: Repeat offender, what's up?
• 25:34
  Ron Pascoe: Hey lads, how are we? Smell that blood in the water near midterms.
• 25:38
  El Guapo: I'm starting to care less and less about the midterms, honestly.
• 25:45
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 25:45
  Ron Pascoe: excited.
• 25:47
  Testecleese: I'm falling back into… I moved to the middle of the nowhere for a reason.
• 25:53
  Ron Pascoe: day.
• 25:54
  Brian McFadden: I'm supposed to be working on election day at the polls.
• 26:00
  Testecleese: No, I'm ready.
• 26:01
  Ron Pascoe: Were they.
• 26:01
  Testecleese: fall apart, and I'm just gonna sit here and fucking hunt and farm.
• 26:06
  Ron Pascoe: Just a quick question, Brian, mate, is there any changes at the polls now, mate, like in regards to people showing identification?
• 26:14
  El Guapo: No.
• 26:14
  Testecleese: Oh, that's.
• 26:15
  El Guapo: you.
• 26:16
  Testecleese: It's coming up in West Virginia as soon as I come back from getting a beer.
• 26:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, I think they happen up the polls so they can discourage the Republicans, but some polls just doesn't seem that way.
• 26:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I don't see any major changes happening.
• 26:33
  El Guapo: No.
• 26:34
  Testecleese: Well, West Virginia just amended its constitution to require voter ID, a government ID, to vote. And when I read that, I was like, I could have sworn there's already a law. And there was a law!
• 26:49
  El Guapo: And there still is a law. Excuse me.
• 26:53
  Testecleese: But the fact that they put it into the Constitution… Makes it a lot more difficult to overturn.
• 27:00
  El Guapo: In the future.
• 27:02
  Ron Pascoe: I would say.
• 27:04
  Testecleese: I was… I was pretty happy with this. And my driver's license is good enough. Drives me nuts, like, oh, I need a passport. It's like, no, you don't need a passport. Well, it's the number one listed. That's the first one listed, because passports are accepted worldwide.
• 27:21
  Testecleese: A driver's license is good enough.
• 27:24
  Ron Pascoe: Government form of identification with your picture.
• 27:27
  Testecleese: Well, I love it, they're like, oh, the poor can't afford an ID. He's like, well, you know you need an ID to apply for government benefits.
• 27:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 27:34
  Testecleese: You can't get welfare without an ID, so… I think if you can't… I think if you can't even afford to get welfare, maybe you're less worried about voting than just… Finding enough bugs to eat, you know what I mean?
• 27:50
  Ron Pascoe: Let's go back for a score. What do you reckon, mate? A couple of years ago, you had to have bloody OIT to go to Blockbusters.
• 27:58
  Testecleese: Oh, Blockbuster, oh my god.
• 28:00
  El Guapo: Get a movie out of there, very true.
• 28:03
  Ron Pascoe: Worldwide.
• 28:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, they blew it, man. They had an opportunity to buy Netflix early, and they didn't.
• 28:11
  Ron Pascoe: No, that's what.
• 28:12
  Testecleese: Oh! And then, you know what, remember when Netflix started out, they used to, like, mail you a DVD, right?
• 28:19
  El Guapo: Yeah, sometimes I wish they had it, so, because… some movies are like, man, I wish they had, like, option for me to mail it in, you know? Because you have to wait for the cycle.
• 28:31
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 28:31
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 28:32
  Ron Pascoe: There was nothing like going to Blockbusters and picking up that empty case.
• 28:35
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah. You know, that people you took that movie behind it. Oh, you remember the DVRs? You have to please rewind. You have to rewind it again. I think I'm gonna see.
• 28:43
  Testecleese: Please be kind, Rewind.
• 28:45
  El Guapo: You think I remember what.
• 28:47
  Ron Pascoe: But the popcorn in that place is amazing, man, the best popcorn.
• 28:51
  El Guapo: I never had a.
• 28:52
  Testecleese: So long ago.
• 28:54
  El Guapo: Man.
• 28:55
  Testecleese: Was that the 90s?
• 28:57
  Ron Pascoe: It's going on a Friday.
• 28:59
  El Guapo: 2007 still Blockbuster still around because I remember picking up one of my ex-girlfriend and I still I was living here where I am.
• 29:11
  Testecleese: That's unfortunate, and I'm sorry for you.
• 29:14
  El Guapo: It's okay.
• 29:15
  Testecleese: you.
• 29:20
  Testecleese: Where are we going here? Oh, alright. Well, oh, check this out! There was a… a fatal accident, and basically, 3 pedestrians got hit by a pickup truck that was probably going 50 miles an hour here in West Virginia.
• 29:37
  Testecleese: And that wasn't even the big story, it was just what led me on to, because… The Secretary of State of West Virginia came out. Right. And put out some numbers. And let me see if I can find the numbers. About, pedestrian… more pedestrians die every year than people in car accidents.
• 29:58
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 29:58
  Testecleese: Because… and when they hear the car accident numbers, this… pedestrians are included in those numbers.
• 30:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 30:07
  Testecleese: So the people outside the car tend to die more. But, here we go. A pedestrian dies in the United States every 74 minutes. In 2024, pedestrian, injuries Rosewill and 71,000. Fatalities currently stand at more than 7,000 in 2026.
• 30:30
  Testecleese: I didn't realize that many people walking along the side of the road. Got hit by cars and died.
• 30:39
  Ron Pascoe: That's incredible.
• 30:40
  Testecleese: I don't know what you… Well, yeah, I don't know about you guys. If I see a pedestrian, I immediately slow down, and if I.
• 30:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 30:47
  Testecleese: And… I go on the other side of the road to give them tons of room, right?
• 30:51
  Brian McFadden: Definitely.
• 30:55
  Ron Pascoe: Even push bike riders, mate.
• 31:00
  Testecleese: Makes me wonder how many of these guys were drunk, but still…
• 31:04
  El Guapo: The driver… shit, you don't want to hit someone walking down the side of the road. But anyway…
• 31:12
  Testecleese: Brian, this name Larry Nassar. I know the name. Why do I know the name? I've heard it before. We've talked about it.
• 31:18
  El Guapo: He was, he was, we talked about on the show before, but several maybe because he was the doctor that was, performing physicals on college athletes and the Olympic people.
• 31:33
  Brian McFadden: And.
• 31:34
  Testecleese: Kibble and the gymnasts.
• 31:35
  Brian McFadden: Yes, exactly.
• 31:38
  Testecleese: Oh, he go put on this sex offender registry for this.
• 31:43
  Brian McFadden: Yes, but now he can be removed from the sex offender list because it's past the time in Michigan.
• 31:51
  El Guapo: No, no, no, Brian, that's not what it said.
• 31:55
  Testecleese: It said that the registry was not put in place until after he was convicted.
• 32:01
  Brian McFadden: So he can't even be on it.
• 32:02
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, ex post facto laws are illegal in the United States. I cannot set a law.
• 32:09
  Testecleese: To apply to a crime that you've already been convicted of.
• 32:12
  Brian McFadden: And it's not like he's getting out of prison anytime soon either. He's probably going to die there.
• 32:17
  El Guapo: Probably, because he did her, like, a…
• 32:19
  Testecleese: Simone Biles and all them, right?
• 32:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, 20,000 plus people.
• 32:24
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 32:25
  Brian McFadden: No, he… okay, that's how many people have been removed from the sex registry because of this law.
• 32:31
  El Guapo: That they tried to put on there. He… this says… he.
• 32:40
  Brian McFadden: I know it was on here someplace.
• 32:44
  Testecleese: I don't know how he did it, but it's 20k.
• 32:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, he was,
• 32:49
  Brian McFadden: Convicted of having possessing images of child sexual abuse.
• 32:53
  El Guapo: And he admitted to sexually assaulting athletes at Michigan State University and USA Gymnast, which trains Olympians.
• 33:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, there you go. That's where Simone Biles is right.
• 33:09
  Ron Pascoe: And why?
• 33:11
  Brian McFadden: So right now he's serving his federal sentence. And when he gets done with that, he gets to come to the state of Michigan where he's going to serve his rest of his sentence for his Michigan convictions.
• 33:24
  El Guapo: Okay, they're different convictions, though, right? Yes.
• 33:28
  Brian McFadden: It's not double jeopardy.
• 33:30
  El Guapo: Okay, okay, that's a real issue, and you know that.
• 33:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, man, I… I don't know. Don't diddle people. Like, don't use your… Don't use your position to, like… Even take pic… I say take pictures. If you…
• 33:50
  Testecleese: What exactly is he accused of? Like, did he touch them? Did he make them take their clothes off? You know what I mean?
• 33:59
  Brian McFadden: I don't know that information anymore.
• 34:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, I'm assuming if he's on the sex offender register, or was…
• 34:07
  Testecleese: But at the same time, if it was before the law was passed to put you on a registry.
• 34:11
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 34:14
  Testecleese: You can't change the law after the fact, right?
• 34:17
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 34:21
  El Guapo: It's only… it's never a war crime the first time.
• 34:27
  Testecleese: Remember that one.
• 34:29
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 34:30
  Testecleese: Especially, especially you, Australia, because I got a feeling something crazy is about to happen in Australia.
• 34:36
  El Guapo: Because in general, the fucking Commonwealth is getting pissed off.
• 34:42
  Testecleese: But we'll get into international shit. We haven't… most of our show tonight is international shit.
• 34:48
  Ron Pascoe: Mate, there's a lot going on here in Australia, like, that One Nation party I was telling you guys about last time, I think, if you remember, recall.
• 34:55
  El Guapo: This woman who's leading the One Nation Party, she was actually put in jail by,
• 35:01
  Ron Pascoe: Part of the people in government now. So her party, which is the party I support, they're looting in the polls everywhere. And it looks like there might be another prime minister change very shortly.
• 35:15
  Testecleese: What kind of rodent do you have in your house as a pet?
• 35:18
  El Guapo: It is as a bird.
• 35:21
  Testecleese: Oh, it's a bird?
• 35:23
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, just birds outside.
• 35:26
  Testecleese: I'm sorry, I thought it was a… a chipmunk, or, a rat.
• 35:32
  El Guapo: Sugar glaze.
• 35:35
  Brian McFadden: Sean.
• 35:36
  Testecleese: is.
• 35:36
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 35:38
  Ron Pascoe: Colorize those out there.
• 35:41
  Testecleese: Australia's got some cool wildlife, but I think,
• 35:45
  El Guapo: This.
• 35:46
  Testecleese: The sheer fact there's nothing else in Australia makes people go, oh, look at the crazy wildlife. Yeah, yeah, let's look at the crazy wildlife in the United States at the same time.
• 35:56
  El Guapo: And don't get me wrong, I'm not gonna compare.
• 35:58
  Testecleese: A fucking mountain lion to a honey badger, actually, those are Africa, aren't they?
• 36:06
  Testecleese: Honey badge… honey badges are mean.
• 36:08
  El Guapo: I think the honey badger, I think they're like Arctic or like.
• 36:12
  Testecleese: No, no, they're warm, they're in desert climate.
• 36:16
  El Guapo: Oh, is a honey badger almost like a, I think you're right.
• 36:21
  Testecleese: It looks like a skunk, almost.
• 36:23
  El Guapo: Yeah, we'll… They're called honey badges, because they'll just…
• 36:27
  Testecleese: Eat a beehive and not care.
• 36:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, I remember seeing, yeah, I see the hygienist being trying to rip it apart, and they're like.
• 36:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, honey badgers don't give a fuck.
• 36:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, I was like, okay, another Tuesday.
• 36:40
  Testecleese: And don't worry, there's plenty of crazy shit in Australia that's gonna try to kill you, especially with venom. That's the issue with Australia, is the venom. But what… how often are you in the areas where you're gonna get stung or bit by something that might kill you?
• 36:54
  Brian McFadden: I.
• 36:54
  Ron Pascoe: walking backyard.
• 36:56
  Testecleese: Well, you know, dude, I got fucking rattlesnakes in my backyard. You know what I mean? I'm just saying.
• 37:05
  Ron Pascoe: Rebel Cycle Boy, you know.
• 37:07
  Testecleese: Printers, too! We just don't make a big deal about it, how's that?
• 37:11
  Ron Pascoe: We don't make a big deal about them, mate, we just fucking don't touch them.
• 37:15
  Testecleese: No, we shoot him.
• 37:16
  Ron Pascoe: foreigners who try to touch them. That's what we laugh at.
• 37:20
  Testecleese: But Jesus Christ! This… thank you. This is something I brought up to the wife. We were… we were in Florida at her family's… Plot on the lake. She went out and fucking patted an alligator, right?
• 37:36
  Brian McFadden: That's never a good idea.
• 37:38
  El Guapo: No.
• 37:38
  Testecleese: Right on his face, rubbed his muzzle and everything. I was like, you're out of your goddamn mind. Like, don't touch it, don't go anywhere near that monster.
• 37:51
  Testecleese: And Florida's terrifying, dude. You know, crocodiles and alligators share a habitat there?
• 37:58
  Ron Pascoe: He's got pussy little crocodiles down there. The crocs you've got down there are pussy ones.
• 38:04
  Testecleese: Jeep.
• 38:05
  Ron Pascoe: They're pussies.
• 38:06
  Testecleese: 13 feet is not a small fucking reptile, dude.
• 38:10
  Ron Pascoe: Pussy, mate, they're pussies.
• 38:11
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Oh, bullshit, now compare him to a saltwater fucking Nile crocodile to Australia's shit, too, right?
• 38:19
  Ron Pascoe: Come and have a look at our shit, I'll tell ya, they're pussies.
• 38:23
  Testecleese: You say that shit, but it'll still grab your hand, pull you underwater, rip your arm off, drown you, then eat you.
• 38:31
  Ron Pascoe: That'll work, because I'm not stupid enough to put my hand over in croc-infested waters.
• 38:35
  Brian McFadden: Well, at Burger King, you can still have it your way.
• 38:38
  Testecleese: Oh, back to Michigan! Oh my god, yes! Let's… okay, let's talk about eating people, huh?
• 38:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 38:44
  El Guapo: What?
• 38:45
  Brian McFadden: Co-worker bit another.
• 38:46
  Testecleese: No!
• 38:46
  Brian McFadden: in the face.
• 38:48
  El Guapo: my god…
• 38:50
  Brian McFadden: And this is actually a Burger King, like, within 10 miles of my house, so…
• 38:56
  Ron Pascoe: I.
• 38:56
  Brian McFadden: I've eaten at this Burger King.
• 38:59
  El Guapo: You hate people.
• 38:59
  Ron Pascoe: Good.
• 39:01
  Brian McFadden: I have not eaten any people that I know of.
• 39:03
  Ron Pascoe: Was he be happy on the 2? Was he?
• 39:05
  Brian McFadden: Good.
• 39:06
  Testecleese: Here's the thing is, does everyone realize that biting someone in the United States counts as, battery with a deadly weapon?
• 39:15
  Brian McFadden: I'll try to…
• 39:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's a.
• 39:18
  Testecleese: Your teeth are considered a deadly weapon in the United States.
• 39:21
  El Guapo: The 22-year-old.
• 39:23
  Brian McFadden: Hit a 46-year-old in the head with his phone and bit his face while in the restaurant on Sunday around 9pm.
• 39:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know it sounds crazy.
• 39:35
  Brian McFadden: We got an argument after the…
• 39:37
  El Guapo: The one guy came back from break.
• 39:40
  Brian McFadden: So probably the older guy was probably the manager or management and the 22 year old said.
• 39:48
  Testecleese: In most states, and I bet even in Michigan.
• 39:51
  Brian McFadden: It is.
• 39:51
  Testecleese: It says on yours.
• 39:52
  Brian McFadden: The the prosecutor's office authorized an assault with intent to do great bodily harm charge against the 22-year-old, and we'd be formally charged on Monday afternoon. So he's already been charged.
• 40:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was just saying, the victim, even in Michigan, probably got a.
• 40:08
  El Guapo: Probably could have walked away from shooting this person.
• 40:11
  Brian McFadden: And some of the comments are, I don't think this was part of the new and improved Whopper.
• 40:20
  Brian McFadden: I love.
• 40:21
  Testecleese: The comments section.
• 40:23
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 40:23
  El Guapo: At the time.
• 40:24
  Brian McFadden: I just.
• 40:25
  Ron Pascoe: guys…
• 40:25
  Brian McFadden: Articles for the comments.
• 40:27
  El Guapo: answer.
• 40:27
  Brian McFadden: I would love that.
• 40:30
  Ron Pascoe: the.
• 40:30
  El Guapo: I love it.
• 40:32
  Testecleese: This new one I'm seeing of, you can't park there. And it's always, like, a car that went up the line that holds a telephone pole in place, and you know what I mean? Or, like, a car hanging over a car, it's like, you can't… someone drives by, it's like, you can't park there!
• 40:49
  Brian McFadden: what.
• 40:49
  Testecleese: An asshole. : It's like, this dude day sucks enough. : You can't park there, Adam, you know?
• 40:57
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 40:59
  Testecleese: But it's funny every time.
• 41:02
  Ron Pascoe: People put out the challenges, people accept them.
• 41:06
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 41:09
  El Guapo: While we're talking about, attacking, burger joints.
• 41:16
  Brian McFadden: Nice theme.
• 41:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, some fucking nutjobs in a Massachusetts… oh! It says a Boston… Boston City, or whatever.
• 41:25
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 41:26
  El Guapo: Lynn. Lynn, Massachusetts. It's never been a place to be if you're a good person.
• 41:35
  Testecleese: But, apparently a whole bunch of people, like, jumped over the, the counter, like, there was a riot over.
• 41:44
  Brian McFadden: This article says feral teens.
• 41:47
  El Guapo: Yeah. Look at that, salt and battery.
• 41:55
  Testecleese: Assault and battery, dangerous weapon, disorderly conduct, disturbing the peace, trespassing, a fray in civil rights violation.
• 42:06
  Brian McFadden: No one even interviewed or helped the victim out.
• 42:09
  El Guapo: Including adults. But yeah, like, 5…
• 42:12
  Testecleese: A bunch of people jumped to Burger King, we're gonna beat the shit out of this dude in front of everyone, everyone just kind of watched.
• 42:19
  El Guapo: And Lynn, like I said, is kind of famous in the area. It's Lin Lin, the city…
• 42:25
  Testecleese: The city is sin, you never come out the way you went in.
• 42:28
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 42:31
  Testecleese: It's a suburb of Boston, it… actually, I think it borders Cambridge, I'm not sure.
• 42:39
  El Guapo: You know, you know it's in Cambridge. Massachusetts?
• 42:44
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 42:45
  Brian McFadden: College. It's a college town, maybe Cambridge University.
• 42:48
  El Guapo: Harvard.
• 42:50
  Testecleese: Harvard.
• 42:50
  El Guapo: Oh, no.
• 42:52
  Testecleese: Ha ha ha ha!
• 42:52
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 42:55
  Testecleese: But yeah, Lynn's a nasty city, and apparently you can just beat the shit out of people in public and no one cares, you know?
• 43:04
  El Guapo: You know, we need to bring those dual laws, you can fight somebody.
• 43:10
  Testecleese: Georgia still has…
• 43:13
  El Guapo: No, it's Oregon, Texas, they got it.
• 43:16
  Testecleese: No, no, I'm just saying, Georgia, you're allowed to have a street fight. You just have to contact the police.
• 43:22
  El Guapo: Nothing.
• 43:23
  Testecleese: To have them, like, make sure no one dies, basically, you know what I mean?
• 43:27
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 43:27
  Testecleese: And they will basically referee, and I think this is crazy.
• 43:31
  El Guapo: No… only, like, 3 people have done it in, like, the last, like, 40 years.
• 43:35
  Testecleese: But you can actually, like, let's have a street fight and have it out.
• 43:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, I think it's a grand a lot of people.
• 43:44
  El Guapo: Jules, I don't know, man.
• 43:47
  Testecleese: Why do we gotta kill each other?
• 43:49
  El Guapo: Now you just fist fight you know like okay you know.
• 43:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, but then you lose the fist…
• 43:56
  El Guapo: But then you lose the fistfight, and you come back with a gun. You know what I mean? Well, then you get arrested, huh?
• 44:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, but you've already killed someone at that point.
• 44:09
  Ron Pascoe: Sometimes good to get rid of bad blood, mate.
• 44:11
  El Guapo: Yeah. I mean, usually guys, after a fight, they're like, okay, let's go get a beer.
• 44:17
  Testecleese: Hey, what… when did… when were the first prisoners sent to Australia?
• 44:23
  El Guapo: Oh, my…
• 44:24
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 44:25
  Testecleese: I'm sure you learned this in school, right?
• 44:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, back in 1700 and something.
• 44:30
  Ron Pascoe: Coming out the first point.
• 44:31
  El Guapo: 1800s. So, the United States… the United… the New World colonies in North America were already there before Australia was a prison? Yeah, you guys were well established before we were.
• 44:43
  Ron Pascoe: We've come across the colony.
• 44:45
  El Guapo: I had no idea. Yeah, well, Captain Cook discovered Australia. Then it took about 20 years before they sent out the first fleet. So when they come out, that's when they sent out convicts and that, mate.
• 45:01
  Ron Pascoe: And left to me, they just dropped them off and fucked off.
• 45:03
  El Guapo: Hehehe.
• 45:04
  Testecleese: You know, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, does it?
• 45:08
  El Guapo: So.
• 45:09
  Testecleese: Oh, the worst of the worst? The worst of the worst is put them on the island, right?
• 45:15
  El Guapo: And left, and came back for the second fleet.
• 45:17
  Ron Pascoe: And the best thing about, like, you realize our first police.
• 45:21
  El Guapo: We're actually criminals. We're convicts.
• 45:24
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 45:26
  El Guapo: Our very first police, the ones who become police officers were the convicts that were held in some sort of respect at Dieter.
• 45:33
  Testecleese: Anyone in any form of authority was a convicted criminal who was outcast from society, how's that?
• 45:41
  Ron Pascoe: It's Australia, that's how we start.
• 45:43
  Testecleese: Well, no, no, because everyone got there, it was like, oh, shit, we better figure this out in a goddamn hurry, huh?
• 45:50
  Ron Pascoe: It was a bit of time before the 2nd flight came back, so, yeah.
• 45:54
  El Guapo: You had to use your brain.
• 45:57
  Testecleese: I can't believe you guys are still fucking British.
• 45:59
  El Guapo: Like.
• 46:00
  Testecleese: For real, I thought when the…
• 46:04
  Ron Pascoe: And then it like.
• 46:06
  El Guapo: We've got our ancestry, but we're Australian, like.
• 46:11
  Testecleese: You have a kid.
• 46:14
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we've got a king, but we despise the British just as much as you guys do.
• 46:19
  El Guapo: They then… Say we're no longer…
• 46:24
  Testecleese: Commonwealth.
• 46:26
  El Guapo: No, I was still part of the Commonwealth.
• 46:28
  Testecleese: Becoming an independent nation.
• 46:30
  El Guapo: Well, we've had two votes on it to split away and become a republic.
• 46:39
  El Guapo: And each time the Commonwealth's won out.
• 46:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, Republic's probably the way to go, honestly, because Australia could manage itself better.
• 46:51
  Ron Pascoe: We've got to change the law here.
• 46:53
  Testecleese: much.
• 46:53
  El Guapo: Agent.
• 46:54
  Ron Pascoe: The laws, their taxation, the whole law, it's got to be overturned, the whole thing.
• 46:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, and you guys need to start digging more coal, because I'm…
• 47:03
  El Guapo: Actually, I say that. I say that, but…
• 47:06
  Testecleese: Trump just undid some fucking coal regulations, and the United States is allowed to start digging again. We're gonna start buying way less Australian coal, just a heads up, Australia.
• 47:19
  Ron Pascoe: Well, mate, I live in a city that produces the most coal in the world. We've got the biggest coal port in Newcastle.
• 47:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, now waiting for every mine in the United States to start back up again.
• 47:29
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, mate, we've got so much coal here.
• 47:31
  Brian McFadden: Cole Trump will be out of office before the coal mines start back up again, and the next president will probably shut them back down again. So I wouldn't rely on that.
• 47:39
  El Guapo: if.
• 47:39
  Testecleese: Maybe, I'm just saying, if the United States starts… Mining coal again, it's… I don't think…
• 47:46
  Brian McFadden: That's the problem with executive orders. We talked about this over and over again.
• 47:53
  Testecleese: The resources are here, Ruth, we refuse to tap them.
• 47:58
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, well, they shut down under Biden most of the resources. They cut East Stone Pipeline. That was the most stupidest decision made, and I don't think it was Biden behind that. I think it was the bloody… there was a few other bloody… idiots. They used the Biden power to bloody change things around. It was ridiculous. I think Chinese are behind that too.
• 48:22
  Testecleese: Maybe.
• 48:24
  Ron Pascoe: I'll say that, I'll say it really quickly, it's because the Chinese, you look at them, they're creating all these batteries, the cars that they're producing. Well, they're now, like, they're trying to make the world go EV, electrical vehicles.
• 48:36
  Testecleese: I.
• 48:37
  Ron Pascoe: always.
• 48:37
  Testecleese: And Trump just undid something like that in the United States, actually, believe it or not.
• 48:44
  Brian McFadden: We lowered the fuel standards again that Biden raised up to, like, 45 miles per… per gallon.
• 48:50
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, I want more gas mileage, but sometimes I need raw power, too, right?
• 48:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 48:57
  Ron Pascoe: Go ahead.
• 48:58
  Testecleese: I… I got a big ol' pickup truck. Okay, check this out. Repeat offender. How many liters is your engine?
• 49:10
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, mate, depends. I've got a Toyota RAV4. I've only got, I think it's a six cylinder. Oh.
• 49:18
  Testecleese: Okay. Okay, so I mean… You have no…
• 49:25
  Ron Pascoe: You have no idea.
• 49:27
  Testecleese: Volume is.
• 49:29
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, just trying to work out, mate, because they're different, because I had the last. Last rev I had was only four cylinder and it's six now. I'll get back to you on that one, mate. Just give me a chance. I'm just trying to work it out.
• 49:45
  Testecleese: Oh, I bet you it's, like, 2.4 or 2.7 liters.
• 49:51
  Ron Pascoe: Probably. Probably better, mate.
• 49:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly. I drive a 5.7 liter pickup truck. When I gotta get work done. That fucker burns fuel.
• 50:06
  Ron Pascoe: sense.
• 50:07
  Testecleese: But I pulled stumps out of the ground in four-wheel drive, you know what I mean?
• 50:12
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. It's only common sense, mate. We've got work units, so… I've got a work unit, mate, when I had my painting business. You've got to buy what you need for the job, mate, you know?
• 50:22
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, it's street legal, so I can drive it on the road, so it's not like a tractor. And I don't use the truck most of the time, I use the car. But, like… 5 point… I'm getting average on, like, 13 and a half miles a gallon.
• 50:41
  Testecleese: Fucking just sucks down fuel, but like I said, it'll pull a stump out of the ground, you know?
• 50:46
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Oh, no. I get that. But it's interesting to hear that you talk about fuel. Have you heard the news today from Europe?
• 50:55
  Testecleese: Who gives a shit? What? Okay, what?
• 50:58
  Ron Pascoe: G7 have opened up fuel now. Apparently they're putting hundreds of millions of barrels out there because of what's going on in Iran.
• 51:06
  Brian McFadden: I feel bad for it. The diesel.
• 51:08
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, he's got it. He's got it.
• 51:11
  Testecleese: Diesel prices might go down a little bit.
• 51:14
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, McCrone's just bloody shit himself and said, yeah, we'll do it. They've released it.
• 51:20
  Testecleese: Macron's a bitch. France is a bitch.
• 51:26
  Testecleese: Most of Europe is bitches, honestly. No, like, for real, what would happen if the United States pulled out of the UN?
• 51:35
  Ron Pascoe: Oh no, I think other nations will follow.
• 51:37
  Testecleese: It would just… it would crumble, wouldn't it?
• 51:40
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 51:43
  Testecleese: If the US actually said, fuck all of you, we're done with it. We're not protecting your trade routes, we're not gonna go fucking fight a war in Iran that you're all gonna say you hate, but you need, because you need fuel. Does everyone understand that this whole frickin' Irani shit happened? Because, Iran was blowing up Tankers carrying oil.
• 52:10
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, killing American troops.
• 52:13
  Testecleese: Not even that, they were driving up the cost of frickin' gasoline because they were blowing up oil tankers. Who wants to… Who wants to cruise through there when they're blowing you up, and then the United States Navy shows up, and they fire on the United States Navy? What the fuck? I'm not saying what's going on around is a good idea. Actually, it's very expensive. But what are you supposed to do? What are you supposed to do? Oh, I'm so sorry. You know?
• 52:42
  Brian McFadden: That's what other presidents would have done.
• 52:45
  Ron Pascoe: Yep. This should have been done decades ago.
• 52:49
  Testecleese: Well, believe it or not, it's funny, everyone's like, Trump was the anti-war president. I was like, yes, but I believe when he came down the escalator, the first thing he brought up was Iran, wasn't it?
• 53:02
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, he said he bombed the hell out of him.
• 53:05
  Testecleese: Yup. See, I don't want to start a new war, but if anyone needs war, it's Iran. And I think people have the memory of a goldfish.
• 53:16
  Brian McFadden: Oh, they do.
• 53:19
  Testecleese: I actually have a brain issue where I don't remember shit, believe it or not. I had a hunk of my brain carved out in my left temporal lobe. I have issues with short-term memory. And I still remember that.
• 53:35
  El Guapo: Talk about short-term memory, what's going on with the lesbian bar?
• 53:39
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 53:40
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, it's talking about the dykes.
• 53:43
  Brian McFadden: The Communist Party is, blasting the Boston Globe for their story about it.
• 53:49
  El Guapo: Why they don't want people to know they were.
• 53:52
  Brian McFadden: They don't want the businesses to stay in business.
• 53:54
  El Guapo: They wanted to shut down.
• 53:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because.
• 53:58
  Ron Pascoe: people.
• 53:59
  Brian McFadden: Because now the lesbians that are emo, they got long COVID, they can't go to the bar on that one night a week. Meanwhile, the bar is losing money all the other nights of the week. That's why they got rid of the masks on one night a week.
• 54:11
  El Guapo: My god, this is just.
• 54:17
  Ron Pascoe: Sorry, let's…
• 54:20
  Brian McFadden: No, they had their liquor license.
• 54:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're just a bunch of lesbians running.
• 54:25
  Brian McFadden: People freaked out because the lesbian bar was trying to stay in business. So they lifted their COVID. They were making them wear N95 masks in the bar.
• 54:35
  El Guapo: Oh my god. 7 nights a week.
• 54:38
  Brian McFadden: And needless to say, people aren't going to the bar with their M95 mask on to drink all the time. So, and the bar realized that after years of doing this, and so they made one night mask-free.
• 54:50
  Testecleese: Saturday night.
• 54:51
  Brian McFadden: Liberal. The Liberals freaked out about it, saying.
• 54:56
  Testecleese: Boycott.
• 54:58
  El Guapo: And, you know, all these comments came, probably nobody from around that area too, that's the craziest part too.
• 55:04
  Testecleese: This brings up the argument of get woke, go broke.
• 55:07
  El Guapo: You depended on the woke crowd. And then you realize it wasn't gonna make you any money, so you diverted any, and then you lost the entire woke crowd. Because, apparently, they… They did this non-mask night. And then they were worried about, quote, infiltrators.
• 55:28
  Testecleese: What the does that mean?
• 55:29
  Brian McFadden: It's an infiltrator.
• 55:30
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 55:31
  Brian McFadden: More mass?
• 55:32
  Testecleese: Oh, no, no, they're gonna, like, record what's happening in here. I was like, I thought you guys were just having a good time.
• 55:38
  Brian McFadden: I thought… but I thought that, the mask mandate was over in Massachusetts, and businesses could run the businesses the way they want to run their businesses.
• 55:47
  El Guapo: They're running like, they're running like this. That's the funny thing about it.
• 55:50
  Testecleese: No, you can, and they chose to do this.
• 55:52
  El Guapo: They chose Saturday night not to, but they were worried the sole owner of the original 3.
• 55:58
  Testecleese: was concerned about, quote, infiltrators that she shut down in mask-free night the first night.
• 56:05
  Brian McFadden: as.
• 56:06
  El Guapo: Nobody cares, we just make a fun of you.
• 56:09
  Testecleese: He's like, what's an infiltrator?
• 56:11
  El Guapo: What, what are we gonna pretend that somebody to spy in there with like, with a camera, Google glasses.
• 56:17
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, then show everyone what we're doing.
• 56:19
  El Guapo: Oh, look, they're drinking. Okay, whatever, you know, nobody.
• 56:21
  Brian McFadden: That's what people do in bars.
• 56:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, oh, they're drinking beer and they're doing things.
• 56:25
  El Guapo: Oh no. Oh, they're taking tequila shot. No, the humanity. No.
• 56:30
  Testecleese: You and I might say their music sucks, but they're still fucking drinking beer and dancing to music.
• 56:35
  El Guapo: Yeah. Club, right? Yeah. Probably, you know, little sister going out in the corner, but nobody cares.
• 56:43
  Ron Pascoe: They've all got a liquor license.
• 56:45
  El Guapo: No, there's nothing like that, it's just people…
• 56:48
  Testecleese: Makes me think they might be running a bathhouse.
• 56:51
  El Guapo: No.
• 56:54
  Testecleese: Why else would you be so worried? If you want your name to get out there while you're doing the good fight. And, by the way, did you notice that, Brian, I told you last time we talked about this, it's like the lesbian capital of the United States, right?
• 57:09
  El Guapo: Yes,
• 57:10
  Testecleese: Did you see in the article where it says that?
• 57:13
  El Guapo: Ha ha ha.
• 57:14
  Testecleese: I think it's, like, the second paragraph, maybe?
• 57:17
  El Guapo: They're listening to us.
• 57:19
  Testecleese: No, no, for real, it really is. Northampton, Massachusetts is like, San Francisco, but it's for lesbians. Like, there's more for mullets than you've ever seen in your entire life. Everyone looks like A.C. Slater.
• 57:32
  Brian McFadden: I.
• 57:37
  El Guapo: Alright enough about lesbians.
• 57:40
  Testecleese: I know, every… you know, here's the thing is, when you were a teenager thinking about lesbians, you would think about, like, two hot, gorgeous women.
• 57:46
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 57:47
  Brian McFadden: Not anymore.
• 57:48
  Testecleese: And then you see real lesbians, you go, oh.
• 57:51
  El Guapo: Wow.
• 57:52
  Ron Pascoe: Raising a dollar on Ellen.
• 57:56
  El Guapo: Yep. Yep.
• 57:58
  Testecleese: Poke them with a stick to see if they're still alive, maybe.
• 58:03
  Brian McFadden: This Cape Cod restaurant owner says he received threats after hosting a GOP fundraiser. So he was making money and people got mad that he was willing to open up his restaurant for a fundraiser and get paid.
• 58:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, Montagnos.
• 58:19
  El Guapo: That's to show you how violent the left is, you know.
• 58:23
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing is, Montano's has been in a big, like, a big deal seafood restaurant in Cape Cod for a long time. Like, a big deal, like, people would come from halfway across the state to come see them.
• 58:36
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 58:37
  Testecleese: But as soon as they allowed the GOP to rent.
• 58:41
  El Guapo: their… their space. People got offended, and it's like… And, well, look, like, death threats, they were calling them bomb threats, they even had them swatted.
• 58:55
  Testecleese: What's going on, man? It's like, who are the violent people? If you send in armed men who think there are.
• 59:03
  El Guapo: You know, captive, captive children.
• 59:08
  Testecleese: Someone might get shot, right?
• 59:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 59:15
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, what…
• 59:20
  Brian McFadden: We talked about this already because they lost.
• 59:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, we didn't bring up the Tom Selleck thing, but yeah, she was talking.
• 59:25
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 59:27
  Testecleese: She-Hulk?
• 59:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, they got all mad that…
• 59:31
  Brian McFadden: Tom Selleck and Michael Jordan won't talk politics.
• 59:34
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, I need to, you know, you have to start a fantasy.
• 59:38
  Testecleese: Well.
• 59:38
  El Guapo: What they said. Republicans buy sneakers too, right? Yup.
• 59:46
  Testecleese: But she said that her chance to be on stage is her… Chance to put her message out, and everything.
• 59:54
  Brian McFadden: Nobody's listening to our message on stage.
• 59:56
  Testecleese: Her show lasted less than one season. It got ended so quickly. She-Hulk.
• 1:00:03
  El Guapo: It's like, why don't you just make.
• 1:00:05
  Testecleese: fun content. Why do you gotta put out your fucking political message? No one gives a shit what you think.
• 1:00:13
  El Guapo: If they did… Start at a lower level. How is that?
• 1:00:19
  Testecleese: Don't start out on Netflix, how's that, or whatever.
• 1:00:23
  El Guapo: Marvel was on.
• 1:00:29
  Brian McFadden: So…
• 1:00:30
  Testecleese: Then we're going back to.
• 1:00:31
  Brian McFadden: One of Ray's favorite topics.
• 1:00:32
  El Guapo: No, which one's that?
• 1:00:34
  Brian McFadden: Trans issues.
• 1:00:36
  El Guapo: True.
• 1:00:37
  Testecleese: is.
• 1:00:38
  El Guapo: France. Okay.
• 1:00:40
  Brian McFadden: We got this New York Times tech executive.
• 1:00:43
  El Guapo: He's 40.
• 1:00:44
  Brian McFadden: years old, he was found dead after his mass elderly in-laws took turns shooting him in a parking lot.
• 1:00:52
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, I remember that. That crazy, man. Apparently, he was, he was, abusing the kids and stuff like that.
• 1:01:00
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:01:01
  El Guapo: And then her great-great-grandparents found out and they took matter in their hand. And I guess she was getting, I think because I think she was taking testosterone. It takes years for a kid to be able to control testosterone, you know?
• 1:01:18
  Testecleese: That's something I've brought up before.
• 1:01:20
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, not…
• 1:01:21
  Testecleese: No, exactly that was. Puberty is a big enough issue in general.
• 1:01:29
  Testecleese: Like, let's be real, puberty's difficult for everyone.
• 1:01:34
  El Guapo: No. Everyone! It's a major change.
• 1:01:39
  Testecleese: And now you're expecting a 2nd puberty from drugs.
• 1:01:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, especially… And… but now, here's the thing. These boys who went through puberty naturally. I have dealt with their testosterone issues.
• 1:01:56
  Testecleese: In high school.
• 1:01:59
  El Guapo: You know? But now all of a sudden, you've got a 30-something-year-old woman. Who's getting dosed with testosterone. How is that gonna… how is that gonna affect her next action? You know what I mean? The three… the four of us understand… Know how to stop that urge to… Just hit.
• 1:02:24
  Testecleese: someone.
• 1:02:24
  El Guapo: Yeah. Right?
• 1:02:29
  El Guapo: And I think this is a big thing that's being ignored.
• 1:02:32
  Testecleese: Like, testosterone's a seriously powerful drug.
• 1:02:36
  El Guapo: Yeah. Just like estrogen is.
• 1:02:45
  El Guapo: Don't want to get too personal, but the wife is starting to deal with,
• 1:02:50
  Testecleese: the lunar cycle again.
• 1:02:53
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:02:54
  El Guapo: People go crazy.
• 1:02:55
  Testecleese: After a whole bunch of drugs and this and that.
• 1:02:58
  El Guapo: Well, it's been so many years that there's so much, quote, uterine lining to shed.
• 1:03:04
  Testecleese: That she's dealing, like, cramps she's never had within her entire life. She never had the cramps.
• 1:03:09
  El Guapo: Mmhm.
• 1:03:11
  Testecleese: But her uterus is literally trying to shake off.
• 1:03:14
  El Guapo: Dead skins, dead blood cells.
• 1:03:20
  Testecleese: You and I can't understand that, right?
• 1:03:23
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 1:03:24
  Testecleese: Just, like, imagine now you inject her full of fucking male testosterone, and then get her pissed off and see what happens, right?
• 1:03:33
  El Guapo: Like.
• 1:03:33
  Testecleese: Hump her full… give her a shot of steroids, then hit her kid, and see what the fuck happens, because I guarantee you, it will be horrible.
• 1:03:42
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well, yeah, the grandparents are, like, in the 70s, so they're gonna probably do life, you know, in prison. What's that, 10 years?
• 1:03:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, exactly. Grandpa and Grandma too, man. Damn. After the entire clip, they took turns too. Just crazy.
• 1:04:05
  Testecleese: Title IX has been rolled back, but that was basically undoing something that, Biden did, executive order, right?
• 1:04:14
  El Guapo: Yeah, so.
• 1:04:18
  Testecleese: So what? What does this mean? Now, we're not gonna give federal money to schools that let men compete against women, basically.
• 1:04:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:04:28
  El Guapo: Probably.
• 1:04:31
  Testecleese: That sounds about right.
• 1:04:35
  El Guapo: Oh, this is interesting. There was a… Oh, I don't even know how this works or what it is.
• 1:04:46
  Testecleese: But some kind of study was done about, education, yada yada yada.
• 1:04:55
  El Guapo: But they, they studied school…
• 1:04:57
  Testecleese: They rank schools by different standards, basically.
• 1:05:03
  Testecleese: And I thought it was… Crazy, Oh, Jesus Christ, I can't…
• 1:05:14
  Testecleese: Whatever. It's… Not just test scores, which is still a part of it, but it's.
• 1:05:23
  Brian McFadden: DEI and parental rights.
• 1:05:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, and actually, a lot… parental rights was a big one, because West Virginia was, amongst the top, I believe, in the grouping that all got the same score.
• 1:05:41
  Testecleese: Like, the parents get to say how this goes. I'm allowed to say my kid can't have sex ed in school. Which I personally… I'm not sure, maybe I should do that myself, I… I say that. We've already explained to our kids where children come from.
• 1:06:00
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:06:01
  Testecleese: And not as humans, but, like, we're talking… we talk about the wild animals. You know what I mean?
• 1:06:12
  Testecleese: School can do it a little more, quote, scientific. But I'm still allowed to opt out because of a religion or whatever, you know?
• 1:06:20
  Brian McFadden: Just.
• 1:06:21
  Testecleese: like in Massachusetts, when I was a kid, my family could opt out.
• 1:06:24
  Brian McFadden: Nobody did.
• 1:06:27
  Testecleese: No, but they could.
• 1:06:34
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! Cheryl Rose. Wnba again, right.
• 1:06:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they just won't stop.
• 1:06:44
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 1:06:45
  Brian McFadden: They're like the Internet, everybody.
• 1:06:48
  Testecleese: I know, but she brings up this whole trans women thing, but still doesn't want Enus Cantor freedom.
• 1:06:55
  El Guapo: To play basketball.
• 1:07:00
  Testecleese: How can you hold both views at the same time?
• 1:07:03
  Brian McFadden: You can't.
• 1:07:04
  El Guapo: Hey, poke the.
• 1:07:10
  Ron Pascoe: It comes down to the governing body, guys. You know, like, they've got to come down and say, hey, listen, we're here to play sports, we're here to promote sports.
• 1:07:17
  Brian McFadden: But they're not.
• 1:07:19
  Ron Pascoe: And they're not, that's exactly right, they're not doing it. Same as the NFL.
• 1:07:26
  Testecleese: NFL. I don't know.
• 1:07:29
  Ron Pascoe: Doing it. Coming out saying we're we're sports people. We're here to promote sports.
• 1:07:35
  Testecleese: That's the problem, is they're not just doing sports, they're… they give you the propaganda. It's like, I don't give a shit.
• 1:07:41
  Brian McFadden: what.
• 1:07:42
  Testecleese: what your political view is. I want to watch the game. Didn't that just happen? I did… in the WNBA thing, I'm pretty sure it's in here. There was a… Boston Red Sox, New York Yankees game, playoffs in baseball. Yankees and Red Sox are arch rivals for…
• 1:08:07
  Brian McFadden: Thanks.
• 1:08:07
  Testecleese: I… I have a Red Sox tattoo on my arm, right?
• 1:08:11
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:08:14
  Testecleese: And instead of talking about the fucking baseball game they were commenting on. They talked about the WNBA. What? Five different people were having this conversation, instead of telling you balls and strikes?
• 1:08:32
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Save that for the commercial breaks when the TV's turned off.
• 1:08:40
  Testecleese: What the fuck are we paying for, man?
• 1:08:43
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, exactly right. No one wants to hear that bullshit. You tune into a game, I want to watch the game. I don't want to hear someone's point of view.
• 1:08:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like… If I don't want… At this point, I may as well just mute the commentary, right? And just watch it. And not be able to step out… step out of the room to flip my steak, you know what I mean?
• 1:09:05
  Ron Pascoe: 100%. I'll agree with you on that one. Mate, nothing pisses me off when people try to put politics in with sport. There's enough bullshit in the world, you know?
• 1:09:20
  Ron Pascoe: Sports where I go to, I don't know about you guys, you guys are probably on the same angle as me. When I watch a game of footy, mate, all I want to watch is footy. I know my beer fridge is full, and my TV's on. You know what I mean? That's all I want to do. The rest of the world.
• 1:09:37
  Testecleese: What are you, a soccer?
• 1:09:39
  Ron Pascoe: No, Rugby League.
• 1:09:41
  Testecleese: Rugby.
• 1:09:41
  Ron Pascoe: Same to you guys. More teams in the grand final tomorrow.
• 1:09:45
  Testecleese: Oh, very, very similar game. Very similar game, but definitely not the same game.
• 1:09:53
  Ron Pascoe: The Newcastle Knights boys, we're in the grand final. Get some money on it. I'll tell you what, you'll be back in a winner.
• 1:10:01
  Testecleese: Are you allowed to throw the ball forward in rugby?
• 1:10:05
  Ron Pascoe: No, it's a forward pass, then you hand over possession.
• 1:10:08
  Testecleese: Okay, so you're not even allowed to throw forward. So basically, that's the big difference between rugby and football, then, is the forward pass.
• 1:10:17
  Ron Pascoe: No, there's a lot more. We've got six tackles. We've got to play the ball back to our foot.
• 1:10:21
  Testecleese: No, no, no, not position, I'm saying in terms of the rules of the game.
• 1:10:26
  Ron Pascoe: You've basically got to get over the opposition's trial line.
• 1:10:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, and the big difference is the American football is allowed to throw the ball forwards. And we…
• 1:10:35
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:10:36
  Testecleese: We both approached the game from a different perspective, and made it what it is.
• 1:10:41
  Ron Pascoe: We got our defensive and attacking side on the same field all the time. Our attackers turn into defenders, so we don't interchange our players like that.
• 1:10:51
  Testecleese: Oh, I know, that's what we call an iron horse team. That… Professional sports don't need to do that, because you can hire pros for specialized things, but, like, high school teams, college teams, you play both sides of the line.
• 1:11:08
  Ron Pascoe: Okay.
• 1:11:09
  Testecleese: But when you get into, like, the NFL, they're making so much money, they can pay someone to be specific.
• 1:11:18
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Yeah, mate, so we're in the grand finals, more or less, so get yourself some money on…
• 1:11:27
  Testecleese: Let's talk about some Vietnam vets. I'm sorry, I mean baby killers.
• 1:11:34
  Brian McFadden: According to Jane Fonda.
• 1:11:35
  Testecleese: Yes, thank you, Brian. I thought you would appreciate that. Hey, when was the last time you pissed on her face?
• 1:11:43
  Ron Pascoe: Hanoi, Jane.
• 1:11:44
  Brian McFadden: Last time I was in Virginia at the VFW.
• 1:11:49
  Testecleese: Oh, I thought you… there's no stickers where you are?
• 1:11:53
  Brian McFadden: I haven't come across any…
• 1:11:56
  Testecleese: Oh, I think we talked about… hey, Brian. Let's see if we can get donations to get Jane Fonda stickers for the urinals in Michigan.
• 1:12:08
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:12:11
  Testecleese: Anyone who's interested, throw 5 bucks. Probably, 4 or 5 people will pay for all those tickets they need.
• 1:12:20
  Testecleese: Because I'm sure someone in Mason was willing to send them to you, right?
• 1:12:24
  Brian McFadden: Probably.
• 1:12:30
  Testecleese: Right. Alright. Well.
• 1:12:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we got this mom who smoked her baked her smiley newborn baby and death in the oven because she thought it was a crib. How? How?
• 1:12:45
  Ron Pascoe: 9.
• 1:12:47
  Testecleese: What's worse is she took the kid out of the oven, then put it in the crib, and the neighbor called because they smelled something.
• 1:12:57
  Ron Pascoe: United.
• 1:12:57
  El Guapo: We need to bring fucking Hanging Dude. Bring Hanging back.
• 1:13:04
  Testecleese: What's wrong with hanging, honestly? It's very quick, it's effective, it's cheap.
• 1:13:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, we don't got a whole female crew yeah.
• 1:13:16
  Ron Pascoe: Order and make 4 horses, and a lot of rope.
• 1:13:18
  El Guapo: This, you heard about… The other mom that shot the baby, because she lost custody of the kid.
• 1:13:27
  Testecleese: No, I didn't see that.
• 1:13:28
  El Guapo: Oh, that just came out today, so… There's a lot of shit going on out there, man, I'm just fucking… Do it like…
• 1:13:36
  Testecleese: Here's the thing is, we're always supposed to sympathize with the woman. It's like, how many times are we supposed to say women are allowed to kill their fucking kids?
• 1:13:45
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:13:47
  Testecleese: Oh, I lost custody, I lost my mind. Just… I don't know if we talked with a Cornell woman, or if it's coming up, or whatever. But she decided to fuck 7 guys in one night, and she had clear and ongoing consent the whole time, because she said yes and no the whole time, and then several days after, had text messages saying, yes, I said okay.
• 1:14:10
  Testecleese: I love that we did this, I'm a slut, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And now, all of a sudden, it's fucking rape.
• 1:14:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, well somebody got to her.
• 1:14:24
  Testecleese: It's just… it's nuts. Man, you just… you're convincing me that women shouldn't vote. Look, if she can consent to having sex with 7 guys in one night. Alright? But then revoke consent after the fact, which, look at all the details that have come out, that's absolutely what happened.
• 1:14:46
  El Guapo: She wanna come back for more.
• 1:14:47
  Testecleese: Why can't you do that with your vote after the fact?
• 1:14:54
  El Guapo: So, yeah.
• 1:14:57
  Testecleese: Hold on. If you snort ketamine off of 7 different dicks.
• 1:15:04
  El Guapo: She did this!
• 1:15:08
  Testecleese: Maybe you can send it to the Knight. How's that?
• 1:15:18
  El Guapo: Well, you know, I mean, I guess if they say, oh, she didn't have consent, I guess we have to have a babysitter with a bad, what is it, a chaperone, where they already go. Oh, segregated schools.
• 1:15:34
  Testecleese: She had, in advance, agreed to at least two different threesomes.
• 1:15:38
  El Guapo: Mmhm.
• 1:15:40
  Testecleese: Before she started snorting.
• 1:15:43
  Testecleese: Horse tranquilizer.
• 1:15:47
  El Guapo: I didn't know what Ketamine was. Off of Hard Cock.
• 1:15:52
  Ron Pascoe: No, I'm not.
• 1:15:54
  Testecleese: What do you think is gonna happen, dude?
• 1:15:57
  El Guapo: To fucking no G.
• 1:15:59
  Testecleese: It's a gangbang!
• 1:16:01
  El Guapo: Yeah. And don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, every single dude involved in this gangbang is a piece of shit.
• 1:16:10
  El Guapo: Doesn't mean they broke the law, though. Yeah, I know. Like… It's just disgusting.
• 1:16:15
  Testecleese: Trust me, like, you're not gonna bump into these guys at church on Sunday, you know what I mean?
• 1:16:20
  El Guapo: Probably you are. Probably her too. You never know. Fuck people. They don't got no fucking morals nowadays.
• 1:16:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, she came up and was like, yeah, I'm a giant slut. Then everyone started calling her a fucking slut and a whore.
• 1:16:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, she got her feelings hurt. That's what happens.
• 1:16:39
  El Guapo: I believe that's what happened. Somebody got to her, got her feelings hurt.
• 1:16:42
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing, do women have agency or not? Is she… she's a strong, independent woman, right?
• 1:16:49
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:16:50
  El Guapo: No apparently not she's still pregnant.
• 1:16:53
  Testecleese: Is she allowed to go out and have a fucking gangbang if she wants to have a gangbang?
• 1:16:58
  El Guapo: No, she could do OnlyFans and sell her fucking chocolate starfish for a dollar. Pictures, right?
• 1:17:04
  Testecleese: Well, that's what I'm saying, though, is the whole thing is she can be a sexual revolutionary. She can go get gangbanged if she wants to. Good for you, but as soon as it happens, and everyone says, you're a fucking whore, you got gangbanged. All of a sudden.
• 1:17:21
  El Guapo: What was it? Years later, is it? Two years.
• 1:17:26
  Testecleese: All of a sudden it's rape.
• 1:17:28
  El Guapo: Mmhm.
• 1:17:30
  Testecleese: And this is gonna cause a Barbara Streisand effect, because she's still Jane Doe. Her name's gonna come out because…
• 1:17:36
  El Guapo: It's already out. It's already out. There you go.
• 1:17:46
  Testecleese: How is this? Don't swallow 7 loads, and maybe people won't call you a slut.
• 1:17:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, she got a boyfriend now, so I don't know if he's gonna stay around after this.
• 1:18:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, good luck to that guy, huh?
• 1:18:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, hold on, you did what in college? I know, it's funny because she's suing fucking civil charges, not criminal charges, you know?
• 1:18:15
  Testecleese: But what? What civil charge? Because her name got defamed because she's a whore.
• 1:18:19
  El Guapo: Yeah, so it's not a crime, it's just, you know, it's like, hold on, you just want money, that's all.
• 1:18:26
  Testecleese: What do you mean, civil charges? What are the civil charges? I'm a whore?
• 1:18:30
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:18:31
  Testecleese: I don't owe you money, because you're… no, it's even worse, she's not a whore.
• 1:18:36
  El Guapo: Moors get paid. Yeah, she's a slut.
• 1:18:45
  Testecleese: And by the way, I just want to point out, could you imagine being, like, the seventh guy into that gangbang?
• 1:18:52
  El Guapo: Now it's just to to separate all of these.
• 1:18:55
  Testecleese: Wouldn't all of you be like, yeah, I'm all set?
• 1:18:58
  El Guapo: No, actually, it's like only four guys, but three of them were watching. That's all. Not the Yeah, it's just that's what it was.
• 1:19:06
  Testecleese: So you're gonna sit there and watch 3 guys drill abroad?
• 1:19:10
  El Guapo: Yeah, people watch porn like that, you know, they were like, what's the name of the…
• 1:19:15
  Testecleese: You watch weird porn.
• 1:19:16
  El Guapo: No, I just saying that's why they got porches like that too.
• 1:19:21
  Ron Pascoe: Put it up on all seven.
• 1:19:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, see see if I call 7, solid fact 4 out of 7.
• 1:19:30
  Testecleese: Anyway, I'm just saying that all the evidence that's come out is just proving this woman's argument wrong, and she's gonna look like a… She made a bad decision that probably would have gone away within a year.
• 1:19:43
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:19:43
  Testecleese: And she's doing a Barbra Streisand effect by bringing light to it.
• 1:19:48
  El Guapo: It's the fucking lawyer part convinced her like, oh, you could get money out of this. You know, now she's gonna, she, now everybody gonna know her name.
• 1:19:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, now, exactly, and you're gonna… And let's be real, you're dating someone in modern day, you Google their name, right?
• 1:20:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:20:09
  Testecleese: And then this shows up, you're like, all set. All set!
• 1:20:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:20:16
  Testecleese: Would you date her after she made this accusation?
• 1:20:20
  El Guapo: No, I'm like, this is funny, like, just… everybody knows what happened now, you know, she just… she should have kept her mouth shut, and just be happy, the… just move on to go another state, you know?
• 1:20:35
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing, is she… they threw another party, and she asked if she'd come, and they said… initially said yes, and then they turned her away by the president, because there were rumors swirling.
• 1:20:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, because they don't want, they don't want bad rep. Like, what if something would have happened in the, like, incident, then they have to deal with her, you know? I'm like, no, we don't need that type of…
• 1:20:55
  Testecleese: It was only after they told her she couldn't come back for another gangbang that she got upset.
• 1:21:01
  El Guapo: And then accuse them of rape. And…
• 1:21:06
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, rape's a real thing, and it's terrible, but I…
• 1:21:11
  El Guapo: False accusations like this?
• 1:21:13
  Testecleese: You're… you're a grown woman, you made decisions. You snorted fucking horse tranquilizers off of a fucking hard dick.
• 1:21:25
  El Guapo: It's.
• 1:21:27
  Testecleese: pretty clear what you were looking to do tonight, you know what I mean?
• 1:21:30
  El Guapo: Mmhm.
• 1:21:32
  Ron Pascoe: That's why people do that shit.
• 1:21:35
  Testecleese: I don't know. Have any of you ever snorted, cocaine off of a woman's body?
• 1:21:42
  El Guapo: No, I took I did a tequila shots out of a girl's table.
• 1:21:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, that, body shots are fun, I'll admit that.
• 1:21:52
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:21:52
  Testecleese: And then the lime… you licked her shoulder, right? You took the shot, and you bit the lime in her mouth.
• 1:22:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, sure, let's go with that.
• 1:22:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, oh, okay.
• 1:22:07
  El Guapo: I'm just saying, I…
• 1:22:09
  Testecleese: I've done drugs with women.
• 1:22:13
  Testecleese: And I started them off of, yeah.
• 1:22:20
  Testecleese: By the way, never put cocaine directly on your penis or on a vagina. It's a numbing agent. That's not good for sex.
• 1:22:32
  El Guapo: Good to know. Thank you.
• 1:22:33
  Testecleese: It is good to know, because cocaine's a of a drug.
• 1:22:37
  El Guapo: Yeah, but now every cocaine probably is laced with fucking fentanyl, so you have to be careful, too.
• 1:22:44
  Ron Pascoe: Wow.
• 1:22:46
  El Guapo: What's that?
• 1:22:49
  Brian McFadden: Oh, this person is charged with murder of her newborn grandson's death.
• 1:22:57
  El Guapo: A.
• 1:23:01
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah!
• 1:23:02
  El Guapo: The kid brought the baby.
• 1:23:06
  Testecleese: in a box to the emergency room after she had given birth, right? And then, like, the mother stabbed it, like, 32 times with, like, 3 different tools.
• 1:23:18
  Brian McFadden: Crazy.
• 1:23:22
  Testecleese: That counts as murder, not abortion, right? Or I don't know, where was it?
• 1:23:26
  Brian McFadden: No, the baby was born, it was delivered. She delivered a baby between 5 a.m.
• 1:23:33
  El Guapo: At 5 a.m. on February 10th. Immediately told her mom.
• 1:23:37
  Brian McFadden: Who said she wasn't aware of the pregnancy?
• 1:23:42
  Testecleese: That just means you're not a good parent. No, no, pregnancy is not just a getting bigger, it's a… it's a whole change. Guapo, you got kids?
• 1:23:57
  El Guapo: 2.
• 1:24:00
  Testecleese: You noticed a huge difference in your wife when she was knocked up, huh?
• 1:24:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, they glow, you know, they're happy.
• 1:24:07
  Testecleese: They glow, I love it, the glow.
• 1:24:10
  Testecleese: But I mean, there's a change, for real. It becomes a… A mama instinct, right?
• 1:24:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, she became really hardcore mama instinct when Basan was born and stuff like that. You know, it's completely, that's completely changed after the kids were born. But yeah, she was just really maternal when she was pregnant and stuff. It was kind of sweet seeing her the way she was.
• 1:24:41
  Testecleese: You mean nature doing what nature does, huh.
• 1:24:44
  El Guapo: Mmhm.
• 1:24:49
  El Guapo: Alright.
• 1:24:50
  Testecleese: Where are we, Brian? I'm not sure we are,
• 1:24:54
  Brian McFadden: Sonny Hostin!
• 1:24:57
  Testecleese: Lindsay Clancy thing.
• 1:24:59
  El Guapo: I thought she was talking about the seven.
• 1:25:06
  Testecleese: The butcher of Brooklyn, who fed his victims to the homeless?
• 1:25:12
  El Guapo: Oh, she lied about that shit, dude. She said she was the holdup viewer, yeah. Okay, you guys talk about it last.
• 1:25:19
  Ron Pascoe: I'll hold it to him.
• 1:25:22
  El Guapo: I saw the juror.
• 1:25:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, what's she saying now?
• 1:25:28
  Ron Pascoe: Spidey, I should hold it.
• 1:25:30
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:25:31
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, that.
• 1:25:37
  Testecleese: Oh, Sonny Osden's, upset about the, Lindsay Clancy lawyer actually asking the court what evidence do they have that she did it.
• 1:25:47
  El Guapo: Right.
• 1:25:49
  Brian McFadden: They tried to put a motion in place that dismissed the case because of lack of evidence.
• 1:25:55
  Testecleese: And Sonny Hosty was like, she fucking said she did it!
• 1:26:00
  El Guapo: Right? Like, the whole postpartum thing admitted she did it, but it wasn't her fault. The sheer fact that he's saying, are we sure she did it?
• 1:26:12
  Testecleese: Oh, that just blows away your entire argument.
• 1:26:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:26:18
  El Guapo: So maybe… maybe… Maybe she's just a crazy bitch.
• 1:26:26
  El Guapo: Who killed our kids?
• 1:26:32
  El Guapo: Is someone typing or tapping?
• 1:26:34
  Testecleese: fingers?
• 1:26:35
  El Guapo: It's me, it's me. Damn, you guys are getting so quiet, you can hear me typing. Hold on.
• 1:26:40
  Testecleese: No, our microphones are… and… Speakers are better than yours. I can do without you hearing me. Maybe you have lead fingers.
• 1:26:52
  El Guapo: no I got an old laptop and stuff that's why it's almost like a typewriter like I'm not getting rid of this laptop because of the I got so many I could put a CD too many.
• 1:27:07
  Brian McFadden: Where are you getting a CD?
• 1:27:09
  El Guapo: No, if I need to, like, read a CD and stuff like that.
• 1:27:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, that's just a USB port, though.
• 1:27:15
  El Guapo: Yeah, I got a bunch of, well, yeah, but I still got USB port. I got HDMI ports. I got, like printer ports. I got ethernet cable ports.
• 1:27:26
  Testecleese: What, your 20-year-old computer?
• 1:27:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, my old laptop.
• 1:27:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, you need to replace that, dude.
• 1:27:33
  El Guapo: I still works, I'm fine with it.
• 1:27:36
  Testecleese: No, it doesn't.
• 1:27:37
  El Guapo: Ha ha ha ha.
• 1:27:39
  Testecleese: No, I'm telling you, man, you get a brand new one, you'll go, holy crap, this is so much better.
• 1:27:44
  El Guapo: I'm good, I'm just waiting for, I didn't, I like the big screen too, so.
• 1:27:50
  Testecleese: Get an external drive, save everything important. Friggin' everything in an account.
• 1:27:57
  El Guapo: Save it in the cloud.
• 1:27:59
  Testecleese: Get new computer, dude, seriously, like, 1200 bucks, you're gonna have the best computer on the market.
• 1:28:06
  El Guapo: Wait for this one.
• 1:28:08
  Testecleese: You can get a decent laptop these days for, like, $300.
• 1:28:14
  El Guapo: Anyways.
• 1:28:15
  Testecleese: I'm telling you, you don't need to sit on this old one anymore, man. The prices come way down.
• 1:28:24
  Testecleese: What? What were we talking about?
• 1:28:29
  Testecleese: What?
• 1:28:32
  Brian McFadden: I thought we're moving on to immigration.
• 1:28:34
  Testecleese: Yeah. There's a new caravan, I guess?
• 1:28:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:28:43
  Testecleese: Several hundred moving to, United States.
• 1:28:48
  Brian McFadden: Good luck getting through the border.
• 1:28:49
  Testecleese: Yeah… I don't know, man.
• 1:29:00
  Ron Pascoe: The wall's almost completed, isn't it?
• 1:29:04
  Brian McFadden: It's a big border, it's never gonna be completely complete. We're talking thousands of miles.
• 1:29:13
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:29:17
  Brian McFadden: And then we got this, non-citizens voter fraud that's coming up all over the place, even though the Democrats saying it never happens in the federal elections. Never, ever, ever. So why are people getting charged and convicted of it if it doesn't happen?
• 1:29:36
  Ron Pascoe: Did Virginia come out and say that they found records of it?
• 1:29:43
  Testecleese: again.
• 1:29:44
  Brian McFadden: Non… the voter… non-resident voters.
• 1:29:47
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, didn't Virginia come out with that?
• 1:29:52
  Testecleese: I don't know what you mean.
• 1:29:55
  Brian McFadden: There's lots of people being convicted of voting in federal elections, and they're not citizens, but the Democrats are saying otherwise, that it never happens.
• 1:30:05
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it was in New Jersey, wasn't it, as well, too? Didn't they come out, the authorities there?
• 1:30:09
  Testecleese: You know, it keeps happening, that's the thing, is they're saying it's never happening, like, oh, anecdotal, anecdotal, and when does anecdotal become data? Is the question, I suppose. And… This thing is… is negligible, and I understand that argument, but at what point is it not negligible? Right?
• 1:30:30
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:30:31
  Testecleese: Murder, for example. What's negligible in murder?
• 1:30:38
  Testecleese: We would assume zero, right?
• 1:30:43
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:30:47
  Testecleese: 10 lawful permanent residents, whatever. Bunch of people, 10 people in Minnesota.
• 1:30:59
  Brian McFadden: in Minnesota even. There's never any problems for voting in Minnesota.
• 1:31:03
  Testecleese: Right? Everybody's saying, like, oh, 10 people got arrested. That makes it sound like 10 people voted illegally. The problem is, these people registered non-citizens to vote.
• 1:31:17
  Brian McFadden: And they were allowed to vote even though they registered. They, you know, they were allowed to vote. It's not their proof of it.
• 1:31:26
  Testecleese: You let everyone vote, all of a sudden there's no reason to work anymore.
• 1:31:31
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:31:33
  Testecleese: I don't know. The repeat offender shows up, El Guapo shows up. And they vote that I had to fucking pay their bills. Somehow they outvote me. What am I supposed to do?
• 1:31:52
  Ron Pascoe: Even in democracy.
• 1:31:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Democracy.
• 1:31:57
  Ron Pascoe: That's… That's right, but that's how, like… Things are getting changed around the world. They're using all this bloody democracy now against us. Even in Australia.
• 1:32:07
  Testecleese: Well, what's the difference between democracy and mob rule?
• 1:32:11
  Brian McFadden: There is nothing.
• 1:32:15
  Brian McFadden: There's no difference.
• 1:32:22
  Testecleese: Democracy is stupid, and I think everyone should realize that.
• 1:32:27
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:32:29
  Testecleese: There's a lot of stuff.
• 1:32:30
  Brian McFadden: You do some men on the street interviews right now, you're going to find out people think we're a democracy.
• 1:32:39
  Testecleese: Everyone thinks we're a democracy. The Democrats' entire argument is they're destroying our democracy. First of all.
• 1:32:48
  Brian McFadden: Try something we don't have.
• 1:32:50
  Testecleese: First of all, whose democracy? Our democracy, you mean their democracy, or the United States? And again, what democracy?
• 1:33:02
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:33:05
  Testecleese: You get a vote, yes, but I… this is another thing we realize. You get a vote, and then someone else reads your vote and decides whether or not they're gonna agree with you. That's how these electors work.
• 1:33:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:33:24
  Ron Pascoe: like, wording to their own causes and benefits. You know, you might get a judgment in a court case, but someone will twist that somehow. You get a solicitor or a lawyer will twist that around and try and change it. You know, they make a law. People will try and twist it and change it to suit themselves.
• 1:33:46
  Ron Pascoe: No such thing as a democracy anymore. It's all been taken over. That's why you've got G7s, G20s.
• 1:33:51
  El Guapo: All the world leaders getting together, you know, that's what, you know what it means. European Union.
• 1:33:57
  Testecleese: I think it's Jack.
• 1:33:59
  El Guapo: I think Jefferson…
• 1:34:02
  Testecleese: Might have said something about democracy, how democracy is a mess, and it's a terrible idea.
• 1:34:09
  El Guapo: After the French Revolution.
• 1:34:11
  Testecleese: And he looked at that, and I was like.
• 1:34:13
  El Guapo: the.
• 1:34:13
  Testecleese: kidding me?
• 1:34:14
  El Guapo: The French Revolution they happen to later.
• 1:34:19
  Testecleese: No, I… Oh, I guess it depends on which one you're talking about, but… Robespierre was 1400s, wasn't it?
• 1:34:28
  El Guapo: I don't know about that one. I thought I was talking about the French Revolution like the one in 1890.
• 1:34:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:34:35
  El Guapo: 18 something. 18.
• 1:34:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, there were many French revolutions that Robespierre brought in.
• 1:34:42
  El Guapo: Socialism, basically.
• 1:34:45
  Testecleese: And then they cut his head off after they finished the revolution, because he knew how to operate a revolution.
• 1:34:55
  Testecleese: Like I said, I keep saying Robespierre lost his head, too.
• 1:35:00
  El Guapo: Yeah, I think that was after, what's his face name? Washington. The word Bush in there. Because when Napoleon liberated France and stuff, they're like, oh, they want me to be like George Washington, but I can't. He liked the power.
• 1:35:21
  Testecleese: Alright, whatever, let's move on. AI, we've been ignoring you for a while on purpose.
• 1:35:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, because he's listening to us.
• 1:35:30
  Testecleese: Well, it's been listening to us for decades, dude.
• 1:35:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know. Everybody's welcome, you know.
• 1:35:34
  Testecleese: No, your Alexa device, and I apologize if I set up anyone's Alexa.
• 1:35:39
  El Guapo: No, I got headphones.
• 1:35:43
  Testecleese: It's always listening if it knows to turn… to start doing stuff when you say its name, right?
• 1:35:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:35:54
  Testecleese: And what are we worried about now?
• 1:35:59
  Brian McFadden: Well, Trump's coming up with a new name for AI. It's not going to be called AI anymore, according to Trump.
• 1:36:05
  El Guapo: Well.
• 1:36:05
  Brian McFadden: We're going with super intelligence.
• 1:36:08
  El Guapo: Ha ha!
• 1:36:09
  Testecleese: intelligence.
• 1:36:10
  El Guapo: Oh my god. I'm surprised you didn't name it TI. Trump Intelligence.
• 1:36:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, right.
• 1:36:17
  El Guapo: The fucking liberal head would have blown up. Oh my god.
• 1:36:26
  Testecleese: Here we go, Australia. You guys see, the Lake of America, or Lake Ontario?
• 1:36:33
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, yeah, dude, I thought it was brilliant.
• 1:36:35
  El Guapo: Great move.
• 1:36:37
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're part of the UK, so it's probably still Lake of Ontario.
• 1:36:42
  Testecleese: why I asked him.
• 1:36:44
  Ron Pascoe: So, I think it's a great move, that's one way we can…
• 1:36:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, if you Google Maps, if you Google Maps, do you see Lake of America or Lake of Ontario?
• 1:36:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, since you're in Australia.
• 1:36:56
  Ron Pascoe: Google will come up, I haven't Googled yet, but Google will come up as Lake of America.
• 1:37:01
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 1:37:02
  Ron Pascoe: That's what it's called.
• 1:37:04
  El Guapo: You're good now?
• 1:37:06
  Ron Pascoe: Mexico and more.
• 1:37:09
  El Guapo: You know… Hey, you know what? Let's fucking… we've been talking for a while, let's just fucking skip down to the foreign shit.
• 1:37:19
  Testecleese: I don't give a about,
• 1:37:22
  El Guapo: AI, what you do?
• 1:37:25
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:37:29
  Testecleese: Apparently a whole bunch of, masked vigilantes.
• 1:37:33
  El Guapo: are… marauding about England. They had enough of, what's going on, and they're…
• 1:37:44
  El Guapo: Not blowing shit up, but… all but… Thought that was kinda fucking crazy.
• 1:37:53
  Testecleese: What's next?
• 1:38:02
  Testecleese: LOL.
• 1:38:03
  Brian McFadden: Jesus Christ.
• 1:38:05
  Testecleese: The London Rapist.
• 1:38:09
  Brian McFadden: That never happens.
• 1:38:09
  Testecleese: is.
• 1:38:09
  Brian McFadden: London.
• 1:38:11
  Testecleese: He was let out on his own recognizance or something. And he started raping again. His last name is Islam. So, you know, the entire story… Is… Islam raped this woman, Islam did this, Islam did that, and I was just like.
• 1:38:32
  El Guapo: Wow, that is just…
• 1:38:36
  Testecleese: Perfect, you know what I mean? I thought it was hilarious, I guess no one else read the article.
• 1:38:43
  Brian McFadden: I did, it was… his first name was even funnier.
• 1:38:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was… I don't remember what it was, it was something.
• 1:38:50
  Brian McFadden: funny.
• 1:38:50
  Testecleese: though. It was.
• 1:38:52
  Brian McFadden: fun.
• 1:38:52
  Testecleese: Islam.
• 1:38:53
  Brian McFadden: Sunny Islam.
• 1:38:55
  Testecleese: Oh my god. Dude, you can't write this, can you?
• 1:39:00
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:39:04
  Brian McFadden: And then, in other exciting news, people in Australia are gonna be making bank now.
• 1:39:10
  Testecleese: Or are they?
• 1:39:12
  Brian McFadden: Well, it's… there's a surcharge ban in place now, so the banks can't charge them extra money.
• 1:39:18
  Ron Pascoe: That's right, we don't get… Well, when you go and use your ATM card, or your… FPOS card, or whatever you use, your Visa card, you tap on the money machine, like, to pay for something, there's always a bank surcharge. So… it was sort of like, you know, like, if you spend $20, you'd probably get I don't know, 40 cents, 50 cents surcharge.
• 1:39:41
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:39:41
  Ron Pascoe: And you add that up over the cost of a year, everything you buy with your card, you're losing thousands of dollars. So now it's legal.
• 1:39:50
  Testecleese: Correct, but, but, hold up, who's going to conduct The, money transfer.
• 1:39:59
  Ron Pascoe: You'll still be through the banks, but they can't charge you their…
• 1:40:02
  Brian McFadden: Are they gonna… banks are for profit. How are the banks gonna… Be able to maintain these systems if they can't make a profit.
• 1:40:11
  Ron Pascoe: Because they just made 19 point something billion. All the banks combined.
• 1:40:17
  Testecleese: How… well, how is that?
• 1:40:19
  Ron Pascoe: Well, mate, banks make money all the time. So why don't they just come in?
• 1:40:23
  Testecleese: How do they make the money, though? They make their money by charging you to use their services.
• 1:40:31
  Ron Pascoe: You use other people's money. That's what they use to get their money with, because your money, my money, and everyone else's money they use to make these products.
• 1:40:38
  Testecleese: So, Ola, what happens when your bank decides to stop doing debit card transactions because… It costs them money that they're absorbing.
• 1:40:50
  Ron Pascoe: What happened?
• 1:40:52
  Testecleese: Mike?
• 1:40:53
  Ron Pascoe: Banks are still out there because the people who like the proprietors, the businesses and all that, they get their machines through the banks, their banks or whoever's offering a better rate. But now they don't have to worry about that better rate. So it's going to be a cutthroat industry to still get them. Banks still need money ticking over, keep them profitable. They still need money going into accounts.
• 1:41:20
  Ron Pascoe: So the money we started.
• 1:41:21
  Brian McFadden: I'm saying, I think it's going to end up blowing up in your guys' face. I think.
• 1:41:27
  Testecleese: I think so, too.
• 1:41:28
  Ron Pascoe: Oh.
• 1:41:28
  Testecleese: Because it made it sound like he was trying to talk about government involvement when this is a private business thing. And how is the private business gonna… How is the private business gonna make money by paying for you to move money?
• 1:41:44
  Ron Pascoe: It's it's not government involvement that we're looking for, mate. It's just that we want to get rid of these charges that are astronomical. In Australia, we charge for everything. It's one of the highest in the world. We've got beer and beer and alcohol.
• 1:41:59
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, what happens if these guys say, okay, we're gonna stop doing business here? And everyone who's a debit card transaction left. Let's just say Visa, MasterCard, American Express left Australia altogether. What are you gonna do to move money?
• 1:42:17
  Ron Pascoe: This way they won't. It'll never happen.
• 1:42:21
  Brian McFadden: That's what.
• 1:42:21
  Testecleese: Unless you say we can't make money anymore.
• 1:42:25
  Ron Pascoe: I'll make money, but I'm still gonna make money, but the thing is it won't happen.
• 1:42:33
  Testecleese: Easy on someone. I'm just saying, if they can't make money, they're gonna stop doing business, right?
• 1:42:39
  Ron Pascoe: No, it's just that it won't happen. It's only surcharges being put on. And you look into what the people are paying for, mate, they're paying for a lot.
• 1:42:49
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:42:50
  Testecleese: Again, I'm saying, if I'm providing a service. I should get paid, or else I'll just stop providing that service, right?
• 1:42:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:42:59
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, sorry about that.
• 1:43:01
  Testecleese: Now, maybe you could put a limit on it, but not shut it off altogether. You might even say fractions of a penny. But to say you can't make money, if I'm Visa, I'm just rolling out and leaving. You know what I mean?
• 1:43:21
  Testecleese: Well, I don't know, you guys know… are you guys familiar with the Square Reader that you plug into your phone?
• 1:43:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:43:29
  Testecleese: You scan a credit card through it, a debit card, it takes, like, 1 tenth of 1 cent for every transaction, right?
• 1:43:38
  Brian McFadden: It depends on how you're set up on it.
• 1:43:41
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:43:45
  Testecleese: If you don't pay them their 1 tenth of 1 cent, they're not gonna provide that service anymore, right?
• 1:43:52
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:43:56
  Testecleese: That's my concern. I hope all three can figure it out. I think this is gonna be… create a bigger issue than they realized. They should have put limits instead of banning. How is that?
• 1:44:13
  Testecleese: Oh, shit! You see this shit going on in France?
• 1:44:18
  Ron Pascoe: Burning in the schools and that.
• 1:44:20
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:44:21
  Ron Pascoe: And a t-shirt guy.
• 1:44:23
  Brian McFadden: I doused in gas too.
• 1:44:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, luckily it wasn't lit on fire, but, like, two schools were burned down, there's a riot at a third school, and this is over about not enough funding, right? He's like, well, now we can't even afford… We couldn't afford to pay for school before, now we have to rebuild schools, right?
• 1:44:45
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:44:48
  Testecleese: Where's the money gonna come from?
• 1:44:51
  Brian McFadden: The insurance companies.
• 1:44:54
  Testecleese: What insurance company?
• 1:44:56
  Brian McFadden: The one that was insured at the school for fire damage.
• 1:44:59
  Testecleese: So you mean the taxpayer's dollar?
• 1:45:02
  Brian McFadden: Pretty much.
• 1:45:07
  Testecleese: It's just… People are stupid, and I understand… The outrage, now you have to fix it. Right? Right. But now it's gonna cost twice as much, and now it's gonna be less money going to… Feed the hungry. You know what I mean?
• 1:45:26
  Brian McFadden: Zoom.
• 1:45:27
  Testecleese: There'll be fewer Thanksgiving dinners. And… Australia! You guys gotta start doing, Thanksgiving, even though it's a uniquely American thing. I remember several years ago, when I met you. You saw me giving thanks. You're like, holy shit, I thought Americans have a holiday where they give thanks for everything that's great in their life.
• 1:45:52
  Ron Pascoe: That might have been Dave. No, mate, that's your thing. That's your thing. Even Halloween, mate, that's your thing. I don't give you that stuff.
• 1:46:00
  Testecleese: There's a great feast.
• 1:46:02
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:46:04
  Testecleese: Thanksgiving's coming up, Brian.
• 1:46:06
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:46:08
  Ron Pascoe: I can see the importance… I can see the importance of Thanksgiving for you guys, you know? There's a lot of good stuff there, mate. That's truly an American thing.
• 1:46:19
  Testecleese: Oh, it's… the food is so good. You got a turkey yet, Brian?
• 1:46:25
  Brian McFadden: No, not yet. I don't have anywhere to put it yet, so…
• 1:46:30
  Testecleese: Oh, I bought mine last year. It's sitting in my deep freeze. I bought… after Thanksgiving, I bought a turkey discounted, and I kept it frozen.
• 1:46:38
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:46:39
  Testecleese: I was supposed to eat in July, but we never did. So we might buy 2 turkeys this year.
• 1:46:49
  Brian McFadden: So we got the Canadian Prime Minister, he's making…
• 1:46:52
  Testecleese: Mega.
• 1:46:54
  Brian McFadden: Any admission about possible war with the US? Bring it on. I'd love to see that.
• 1:46:59
  Ron Pascoe: Whatever your two-day war, take your day warm-up.
• 1:47:03
  Testecleese: Montana! Montana is more National Guard than Canada's military, right?
• 1:47:10
  Brian McFadden: Something like that.
• 1:47:11
  Ron Pascoe: Elbows up.
• 1:47:14
  Testecleese: Can you imagine? And they're like, oh, the United States are gonna invade us. Like we said, what are you gonna do?
• 1:47:21
  Brian McFadden: So, what happens when they ask for Article 5 from NATO?
• 1:47:28
  Testecleese: That's an interesting question.
• 1:47:32
  Testecleese: Is there an answer to this?
• 1:47:35
  Brian McFadden: Probably not. U.S. ain't coming to defend Canada.
• 1:47:41
  Testecleese: against.
• 1:47:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And I don't think any of the other countries could stand up to us, even combined, if we really wanted it to be that way.
• 1:47:51
  Testecleese: Dude, I think I could walk into Canada with a gun, right? And plant a flag and say, it's mine now.
• 1:47:59
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:48:01
  Testecleese: And it would be mine.
• 1:48:04
  Ron Pascoe: Ever seen the movie Canadian Bacon with John Candy?
• 1:48:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:48:08
  Testecleese: Oh, I've seen that. Canadian Bacon's garbage. First of all, the movie sucks, and the food? Terrible.
• 1:48:15
  Ron Pascoe: That's what it's all going to be about, boys.
• 1:48:17
  Testecleese: Real bacon. Real bacon is so good.
• 1:48:22
  Brian McFadden: So apparently, people in Canada are not happy with the, tariffs.
• 1:48:28
  Testecleese: Oh, not just that. Okay, the tariffs are starting to kick in, they're upset, but then Trump went and cut off, like, $13 billion or something stupid. of trade. Basically, we're not buying Canadian goods anymore.
• 1:48:47
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:48:48
  Testecleese: Oh. And all of a sudden, Canada's freaking out, and it's like, well… I thought that was… I thought that was why he did the tariffs, was to give a little show of force. You know what I mean?
• 1:49:04
  Testecleese: And these guys are like, oh, we'll do it back. It's like, fine, fuck you, we'll stop buying your shit.
• 1:49:12
  Testecleese: What do I buy from Canada? Maybe, maybe pine boards and whiskey.
• 1:49:19
  Brian McFadden: Right, you can't die that anymore.
• 1:49:22
  Testecleese: Alright, I guess I'll drink Jack Daniels instead of fucking VO, right?
• 1:49:27
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:49:30
  Testecleese: Well, no, I can buy Jack Daniels, which I still think it's hilarious. Jack Daniels is made in a dry county.
• 1:49:40
  Brian McFadden: Yep. Can't be sold there.
• 1:49:43
  Testecleese: But they can produce it.
• 1:49:45
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:49:47
  Testecleese: What else are we talking about?
• 1:49:52
  Brian McFadden: We got, the UK terror plot. on the US base. Well, it was the RAF base, but that's where we keep our bombers, and…
• 1:50:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, what, they arrested a handful of London nationals, and then…
• 1:50:09
  Brian McFadden: Apparently they parked these vans.
• 1:50:10
  Testecleese: Released him.
• 1:50:11
  Brian McFadden: They parked them in a in a town of 800 people, so they people wouldn't notice weird vehicles when there's only 800 people in the town. Yes. You notice that kind of thing. I'm from a town of that number of people. Something some weird vehicles start showing up and just get parked, you notice that kind of thing.
• 1:50:29
  Ron Pascoe: Yes.
• 1:50:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, I know exactly what you're talking about. You see someone drive by who's not a local, unless it's, like, a… a truck, like, hauling stuff.
• 1:50:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:50:39
  Testecleese: You notice. It's like, well, what are you doing way out here, right?
• 1:50:45
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:50:46
  Testecleese: We're, we're not near… yeah, Detroit. Automobile Museum, whatever.
• 1:51:01
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, Greenland. They're still talking about Greenland. We were ahead on this one.
• 1:51:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:51:09
  Testecleese: Trump got everything he wanted, the big ask, right?
• 1:51:13
  Testecleese: We want to own Greenland. We ended up getting all the rights we wanted in Greenland.
• 1:51:20
  Brian McFadden: Without owning it.
• 1:51:21
  Testecleese: Without having to pay for it, or deal with rights of citizens.
• 1:51:26
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:51:27
  Ron Pascoe: What are you doing?
• 1:51:29
  Testecleese: you.
• 1:51:30
  Ron Pascoe: He knew what he was doing.
• 1:51:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, the art of the deal.
• 1:51:36
  Testecleese: You got everything that we needed. And now, all of a sudden, we're building up our Arctic defenses.
• 1:51:45
  Testecleese: Well, didn't the Chinese just go across the Arctic Circle with a military ship?
• 1:51:50
  Brian McFadden: Probably.
• 1:51:52
  Testecleese: Well, I'm pretty sure we're not… we're all agreed not to do that. Oh.
• 1:52:00
  Testecleese: I don't want to talk about tactics, but if you start crossing the Arctic Circle, war's gonna get real fucking crazy. How quick it is to get to each other, and icebergs that slough off of glaciers. It's gonna cause a lot more dead. We've been trying to…
• 1:52:22
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, like…
• 1:52:23
  Testecleese: Huh?
• 1:52:23
  Ron Pascoe: Sorry. Sorry, go on.
• 1:52:27
  Testecleese: No, no, no.
• 1:52:28
  Ron Pascoe: It's a massive tactical move. You guys have now got Greenland, and you've got bases here in Australia, you've got China surrounded. You've got Russia surrounded.
• 1:52:40
  Testecleese: And cut off their fuel supply.
• 1:52:42
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, and cut off the fuel supply. It's a massive… People don't realize what Trump's doing. Trump is doing something that no other American president had the foresight to do.
• 1:52:55
  Ron Pascoe: He's actually… he's bringing all your bloody… your adversaries to their knees without even going to war.
• 1:53:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, as we said, like we said, he, always had an issue with Iran.
• 1:53:14
  Testecleese: Yep. Alright, what else are we talking about? Like, I had a lot of shit going on overseas. Oh, we left Iraq!
• 1:53:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I didn't know we were still there.
• 1:53:28
  Testecleese: I didn't either. Makes sense, we're still in a…
• 1:53:32
  Brian McFadden: No, not anymore.
• 1:53:33
  Testecleese: Did we fully pull out everything?
• 1:53:35
  Brian McFadden: Britain pulled us all out of Afghanistan.
• 1:53:38
  Testecleese: Totally, or just the base? I guess, yeah.
• 1:53:41
  Brian McFadden: I think fully. We left tanks there and everything else.
• 1:53:44
  Testecleese: But he costs, like, 39 lives or something.
• 1:53:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:53:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, Iraq's done, it's over. Alright.
• 1:53:56
  Brian McFadden: We tried.
• 1:53:57
  Testecleese: Well, not even we tried. Regime change doesn't seem to work.
• 1:54:08
  Testecleese: I mean they they hanged Hussein. Hey. People are gonna do what they're gonna do.
• 1:54:24
  Testecleese: You can't change them. That's just the way they are. Instead of… Trying to change, we will make one world government. Let's let individual nations exist, and people can do what they want to do there. And, oh, what about the women who don't want to do it? Well, you know what? Is it… Is 100,000 women being abused in Iraq?
• 1:54:50
  Testecleese: Worse than… 300,000 lives lost in a war. You know what I mean?
• 1:55:00
  Testecleese: I don't know. If Iraq wants to do this shit, honestly, at this point, I don't give a shit anymore. They… that's how they do it, you know? They can all go to hell.
• 1:55:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:55:13
  Testecleese: With their false god.
• 1:55:22
  Testecleese: Alright. What else? What else? Oh, shit, we're sending 4,000 Marines to the Middle East.
• 1:55:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. On a Navy ship.
• 1:55:36
  Testecleese: Oh, on M? 3 different MFIBs.
• 1:55:43
  Testecleese: This isn't like they're on a cruiser or a carrier, dude.
• 1:55:47
  Brian McFadden: No, my last ship was a marine bus.
• 1:55:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, amphibs are to dump Marines on the shore.
• 1:55:54
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:55:57
  Testecleese: Are we about to pull Marines? into Iran, because… I think the world has forgotten what happens when you let the war dogs off the leash. Now, I think Australia might agree with this one. United States Marines? They're a terrible, lethal force that you do not want to let go.
• 1:56:25
  Ron Pascoe: They've, they're right up there, brother. The thing is, but people don't realize, mate, what's going on. You look at Russia, Russia and chaos, mate, this war in Ukraine, China, China, as I said, yeah, they've just had their kneecaps hollowed by bloody, by President Trump. What he's done, the fuel excise, not fuel, taking over bloody Venezuela, Iran, and now look what he's done. He's got Greenland and now he's got Australia as well, North.
• 1:56:52
  Testecleese: And they're talking about… they're talking about Cuba.
• 1:56:56
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, Cuba will fall in line very, very quickly.
• 1:56:59
  Testecleese: Oh, I…
• 1:57:00
  Ron Pascoe: either.
• 1:57:00
  Testecleese: hours.
• 1:57:01
  Ron Pascoe: They'll fall along very quickly, mate. It's a no winner and the thing is like.
• 1:57:09
  Testecleese: Like you said, though, for real, if a thousand Marines bombarded the shores of Cuba. Within hours, they would… yup. We surrender.
• 1:57:21
  Ron Pascoe: Hands up. Hands up. And the thing is…
• 1:57:23
  Testecleese: Driving a 1950 freaking Chevrolet. You know what I mean? You have brand new… you have brand new rifles.
• 1:57:34
  Ron Pascoe: This is why they have a lot of people saying, oh, Trump started a war in Iran. He's done this. He's done that. No, he never. This war kept going. This has never been officially closed off.
• 1:57:44
  Testecleese: Oh, no, this started in the 70s.
• 1:57:47
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, this was never closed off. Trump was putting an end to it.
• 1:57:52
  Testecleese: Have you seen the pictures of Iran in the 70s? There are women, like, out in sundresses, like, waving at the camera as they're, like, planting stuff. And now they're in burkas.
• 1:58:04
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:58:05
  Ron Pascoe: Miami.
• 1:58:06
  Testecleese: And it's like, whoa, what happened here? You know what I mean?
• 1:58:11
  Ron Pascoe: Well, wait, we all got Trump's doing without use of military boots on the ground. He is absolutely destroying what… what the New World Order had started. It's all getting demolished.
• 1:58:22
  Testecleese: I think that's the problem. is every president says, I don't want boots on the ground. I think that's what we need in some situations. I think… All of a sudden, you need to drop 100,000 Marines, or Marines and Army. Let's be real, probably, like, 20,000 Marines and 80,000 Army.
• 1:58:46
  El Guapo: And just…
• 1:58:48
  Testecleese: Boom, Occupy. What the fuck is Iran gonna do?
• 1:58:52
  El Guapo: No, see, this is the thing, we don't need to occupy, we just destroy and move on, you know?
• 1:58:57
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:58:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I don't want to kill everyone who lives there.
• 1:59:00
  El Guapo: No, you don't have to kill everybody, just kill the fucking military, like, okay, bye, you know.
• 1:59:06
  Testecleese: It.
• 1:59:07
  Ron Pascoe: Right?
• 1:59:07
  El Guapo: Because when you try to police the.
• 1:59:09
  Testecleese: The army, and march through.
• 1:59:11
  El Guapo: Yeah. You don't have to police or rebuild everything. Like, no, we here to fucking kill you and bye. You know?
• 1:59:18
  Ron Pascoe: Hey.
• 1:59:19
  El Guapo: Not a civilian populist but military wise.
• 1:59:24
  Ron Pascoe: One of the best things is when you guys dropped that bomb that went all the way down. How deep did it go down? Apparently to.
• 1:59:31
  Testecleese: Oh, like, 1,800 feet through a mountain, or something like that? The two bombs? Is what you're talking about?
• 1:59:39
  Ron Pascoe: The accuracy, the level of accuracy, people don't realize. You guys.
• 1:59:44
  Testecleese: Oh, the math! The math involved in that!
• 1:59:48
  Ron Pascoe: You guys flew for nearly, what, 30-something hours there and back.
• 1:59:52
  Testecleese: From two bunger busters.
• 1:59:55
  Ron Pascoe: Straight where they're supposed to go, like it's dropping a bloody elephant on a pinhead. You know what I mean?
• 2:00:00
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:00:02
  Ron Pascoe: Tell you what, Iran themselves, the rest of the world themselves when they see what you did there.
• 2:00:06
  Testecleese: Everyone was like, what just happened?
• 2:00:08
  Ron Pascoe: Everyone was the mayor of Hiroshima. What the fuck was that? You know, like.
• 2:00:17
  Testecleese: Well, just like, what, what, when Trump dropped the Moab, right? Remember that?
• 2:00:24
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 2:00:24
  Testecleese: Nope. And they just shook the mountain and popped everyone's guts.
• 2:00:31
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 2:00:32
  Testecleese: Makes me wonder how good mountain weather or any of these other mountain facilities the United States has. How deep underground are they with a mountain on top of them? Because these terrorists were in the mountains versus under the mountains.
• 2:00:47
  Testecleese: I'm just wondering if we dropped a Moab on top… directly on top of… Vertically, anyway. Where this government facility is, would it pop everyone's guts?
• 2:01:02
  Ron Pascoe: I don't think the rest of the world's got that technology yet.
• 2:01:06
  Testecleese: Oh, the FOAB, Father of All Bombs. Russia has one that's very similar.
• 2:01:13
  Ron Pascoe: Mate, Russia's in a lot of trouble right now. This war with Ukraine, it's taken a lot of resources and a lot.
• 2:01:19
  Testecleese: This is embarrassing.
• 2:01:22
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 2:01:23
  Brian McFadden: They should have won this war a long time ago.
• 2:01:25
  Testecleese: Well, here's the problem, Brian, is Russia could have won it in 12 hours. But they refused. to do what they needed to do to win this war, and you know it as well as I. They would have had to deal with the rest of the world, because they could have marched and said, this is ours, there's nothing you can do. Just… just the sheer fucking nuclear weapon thing, you know what I mean?
• 2:01:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:01:54
  Testecleese: But what would happen if they dropped a nuclear weapon on a civilian environment in Ukraine, right? Actually, honestly, Brian. Repeat offender, Guapo. What would have happened? What would happen right now if Russia nuked Ukraine?
• 2:02:15
  Ron Pascoe: They've been like North Korea, mate.
• 2:02:18
  Testecleese: What?
• 2:02:18
  El Guapo: No, the fuck…
• 2:02:19
  Ron Pascoe: Okay.
• 2:02:20
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:02:21
  Testecleese: I don't think much would happen, except for Ukraine dying.
• 2:02:23
  El Guapo: The Democrats would be crying out like, oh, you let this happen, Trump, you know.
• 2:02:29
  Testecleese: But what are we supposed to do?
• 2:02:32
  El Guapo: Send them send them more money.
• 2:02:34
  Testecleese: More money, you just got eradicated.
• 2:02:37
  El Guapo: Oh yeah, no, no, but they're saying like the Democrat will be crying, oh, you should have sent them money and stuff like that, you know how they are.
• 2:02:43
  Ron Pascoe: Oh.
• 2:02:45
  Testecleese: But we're not going to war with Russia because they nuked Ukraine. Ukraine's not NATO. Right?
• 2:02:58
  Ron Pascoe: This one.
• 2:02:58
  Testecleese: already.
• 2:02:59
  Ron Pascoe: You know, it's like Taiwan. You guys aren't going to walk into Taiwan. Taiwan.
• 2:03:07
  Ron Pascoe: Trying to…
• 2:03:08
  Testecleese: Taiwan.
• 2:03:10
  Ron Pascoe: China come want to take Taiwan, no, they take it.
• 2:03:15
  Ron Pascoe: Tyler Knuth's put up a fight for a while, but they'd be overpowered.
• 2:03:20
  Testecleese: Wait, but the United States is right there, though. At least the Navy. And here's the thing, is people, why is the United States the world's police, right? That's always been the argument. I'll tell you exactly.
• 2:03:33
  El Guapo: We shouldn't be.
• 2:03:35
  Testecleese: Well, no, no, after World War II, we are agreed as a planet, basically. That if everyone buys oil in the United States dollar, we will protect the world's trade ways. That's why the United States Navy shows up every time. To blow shit up.
• 2:04:02
  Testecleese: And as soon as, straight home move shit happened, there was… there was sinking ships. said, hey, we're… we agreed to your agreement. United States Navy had to show up, because that was our agreement. We actually… we're basically elected to be world police, as terrible as it sounds.
• 2:04:21
  Testecleese: That's why the United States has the biggest navy on the fucking planet, and it's ridiculous. Two biggest air… I think 3 biggest air forces, but I know as a fact, two diff… Two biggest air forces on the planet is the United States Air Force, then the United States Navy.
• 2:04:41
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:04:43
  Ron Pascoe: That'd be about right. You guys got more bloody, on your carriers, more, air strike power than what bloody most countries have got.
• 2:04:51
  Testecleese: I know! Australia doesn't have a single carrier, right? England…
• 2:04:57
  Ron Pascoe: No.
• 2:04:58
  Testecleese: UK has one, I think. France has two.
• 2:05:03
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we used to have one, but yeah, they got rid of it.
• 2:05:07
  Brian McFadden: Didn't need it.
• 2:05:09
  Testecleese: They didn't need it. Why didn't they need it? Because the United States was doing it for them, huh?
• 2:05:14
  Brian McFadden: They want to be like Sweden.
• 2:05:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, until hits the fan.
• 2:05:19
  Brian McFadden: Switzerland.
• 2:05:20
  Testecleese: Like, oh, oh, we still have the hardware. It's like, yeah, but who knows how to operate it? Alright.
• 2:05:26
  Ron Pascoe: What? Australia? Mate, we've been impacting you guys and everybody, mate, to war. We've been there except your civil war and that, and your war of independence.
• 2:05:35
  Testecleese: I… yeah, oh, and the French and Indian, and a whole bunch of Spanish-American, there's a whole bunch of them. But modern day, yes. I'm just saying, you guys, I thought the Australians would have grown balls. Especially with the animals they had to deal with, and everything else, but instead they said, yeah, we're still a bunch of bitches to the frickin' king.
• 2:06:03
  Brian McFadden: the.
• 2:06:04
  Ron Pascoe: No, not the case at all, mate.
• 2:06:07
  Testecleese: The night was going on.
• 2:06:09
  Ron Pascoe: Part of the Commonwealth, mate, like, if England go to war. All the Commonwealth countries have to go to war. It's part of being part of the Commonwealth.
• 2:06:17
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:06:18
  Ron Pascoe: It's it's not about being a bitch or whatever. It's just what it is.
• 2:06:22
  Testecleese: … Does the king have the authority to dissolve your parliament?
• 2:06:29
  Ron Pascoe: Not particularly by himself. It has to be a request. by the government. You can't just come down and say, I don't like you.
• 2:06:38
  Brian McFadden: The king doesn't have a whole lot of actual power.
• 2:06:40
  Testecleese: Well, no, see, we keep saying that, but this happened in the 80s in Canada, remember?
• 2:06:48
  Ron Pascoe: It happened in Australia, too. It happened in the 70s.
• 2:06:52
  Testecleese: Yeah. The king just said, I don't like the government, and they dissolved it and started a new one. I was like, what the fuck just happened?
• 2:06:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:07:03
  Ron Pascoe: Catch you later, Opuapa.
• 2:07:09
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, no, no, no, yeah, he's gotta… it's gotta be…
• 2:07:13
  Testecleese: Go ahead.
• 2:07:15
  Ron Pascoe: See you, mate. It's, it's Alex.
• 2:07:19
  Testecleese: One more. One more. Ukraine! Ukraine dropped killer robots behind enemy lines in Russia.
• 2:07:33
  Testecleese: Kill… killbots! I don't know, man. This is gonna turn into a war of attrition way faster than people realize. And by that I mean, how long can you build robots? Just like the United States in World War II, the United States could build warships And produce troops faster than anyone else.
• 2:08:01
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, Australia, Canada, UK, France, they all played their part. But the turning point was the US showing up.
• 2:08:13
  Testecleese: Because they could just… they could produce so fast. You know?
• 2:08:21
  Testecleese: If they're if they're putting out kill bots.
• 2:08:30
  Testecleese: Fuck. What happens in the United States that's making killbots, especially since Trump's whole thing has been bringing production back home?
• 2:08:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:08:40
  Testecleese: What happens if we start making killbots as part of our military?
• 2:08:45
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 2:08:49
  Testecleese: especially if we're looking at Ukraine, using them now, how can we make it better, right?
• 2:08:55
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:09:00
  Testecleese: No, no one else. Anything else to add to that.
• 2:09:04
  Ron Pascoe: Mate, it's the way the world changes. The world changes all the time. You look at World War I, it was mainly gas. Gas you used, wasn't it? That's how you killed the opposition.
• 2:09:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, which is now a war crime.
• 2:09:18
  Ron Pascoe: Which is now war crime. You know, in World War II, it, like, they changed the machine gun come into effect a lot more, didn't it? There's different forms, different forms of warfare than what World War I. And you go back like history.
• 2:09:32
  Testecleese: The thing, though, is what… What the fuck is a war crime? Like… Someone's coming to exterminate you, and it's… it's wrong for you to do anything to stop them. You know what I mean?
• 2:09:49
  Ron Pascoe: Hey, what's it taking out civilians, you know? Tampering.
• 2:09:52
  Testecleese: Well, let's look at Israel right now. How much of the world wants to eliminate Israel?
• 2:09:58
  Brian McFadden: 75 to 80% of it.
• 2:10:02
  Testecleese: What if Israel was actually attacked by half the… even half the Arab world surrounding them, right? Would you be surprised if they busted out sarin gas?
• 2:10:16
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:10:16
  Ron Pascoe: Hi.
• 2:10:19
  Testecleese: It's a war crime, but what? Or what? Be exterminated?
• 2:10:25
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:10:28
  Testecleese: And that… that's the question, is what the fuck is a war crime? Is it ever a war crime if it's defensive? Is that the question, maybe?
• 2:10:44
  Testecleese: You guys remember… you guys remember Sarah, okay.
• 2:10:47
  Brian McFadden: I remember Zen gas.
• 2:10:49
  Testecleese: How about mustard gas? Chlorine?
• 2:10:54
  Testecleese: Brian. How many drills did you do when you had to stick a freaking needle through someone's chest full of atropine?
• 2:11:04
  Brian McFadden: What?
• 2:11:10
  Testecleese: It's funny, I gotta do a dangerous thing in my house soon. I gotta, replace my chimney. Which doesn't sound bad, but apparently it was installed improperly. I'm gonna have to deal with a whole bunch of weird shit burnt. And I'm looking at all my respirators, like, I don't trust that, I don't trust that, I don't trust that, you know?
• 2:11:31
  Brian McFadden: All right. You just need to get the M90. M95.
• 2:11:37
  Testecleese: No, I have something better, actually.
• 2:11:39
  Brian McFadden: There's nothing better than the M95. Just ask the lesbian bar.
• 2:11:44
  Testecleese: Well, according to the United States Navy, I have a better mask.
• 2:11:50
  Brian McFadden: So you can wear it to the lesbian bar.
• 2:11:55
  Testecleese: Oh wow, how quickly you get kicked out showing up wearing that mask to the bar.
• 2:12:03
  Testecleese: It's even got a little drink fountain.
• 2:12:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the MC2 Papa! That'd be great for drinking, you know? He's got straw and everything!
• 2:12:19
  Testecleese: Well, wow! It's been a minute since I've done a drill.
• 2:12:24
  Brian McFadden: Hmph.
• 2:12:25
  Testecleese: But yeah, man, them giant needles, man, that was nasty. You give a shit about leftovers?
• 2:12:35
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:12:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, neither do I. Let me find the button. I found it.
• 2:12:44
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 2:12:46
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Oh, that was the wrong button.
• 2:12:51
  Testecleese: That was the wrong button, but close enough. He's the right one.