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Dave Chappelle, Amber Heard, Kim K’s struggles with Justin Martindale · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 4: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I mean, what a week,
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  Speaker 2: because I've got Justin Martindale here.
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  Speaker 4: Happy Scoop-o-de-juice-o.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you're so cute, because this is Cinco de Mayo.
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  Speaker 4: I know. I wore my little michelada shirt for you.
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  Speaker 2: That's so wonderful. You really, I don't know if you're
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  Speaker 2: going to get in trouble for that, being that you,
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  Speaker 2: are you a little bit Mexican or no?
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm just from Texas, and my- Does that count? Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 4: my family is part Mexican. My half-sister and brothers are, yes.
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  Speaker 4: My stepfather is Hispanic.
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  Speaker 2: But if we did a 23andMe, you still are not.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, come for him, you guys.
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  Speaker 4: Come for him.
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  Speaker 2: You came for Kendall Jenner. You better come for Justin Martindale.
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  Speaker 4: It's the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: Trying to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.
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  Speaker 4: From Texas. The family that I grew up with. It's
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  Speaker 4: never good enough.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, as stand-up comedians, I am so sorry to say
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  Speaker 2: that one of my predictions came true.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, after the Will Smith hitting Chris Rock, we
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  Speaker 2: talked a lot about it. And I said, I'm really
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  Speaker 2: afraid this is going to give the weirdos, you know,
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  Speaker 2: this will start happening more. And unfortunately... It happened, and
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  Speaker 2: I've seen it happen in smaller venues with smaller comedians.
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  Speaker 2: People have sent me stuff. Of course, this got a
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  Speaker 2: lot of press because it was Dave Chappelle at... This
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  Speaker 2: is part of the Netflix is a Joke series, which
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  Speaker 2: is a festival of all the best and brightest stand-up comedians,
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  Speaker 2: in which I was not invited to. In Los Angeles,
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  Speaker 2: my city that I was born and raised in. Born
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  Speaker 2: at St. Joseph's in Burbank, but whatever. Anyway... He got
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  Speaker 2: attacked on stage, really at the end of his set.
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  Speaker 2: It sounded like he was just announcing they were going
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  Speaker 2: to have a musical guest. Chris Rock happened to have
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  Speaker 2: been there. I don't know. Did he perform as well?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure if Chris Rock performed as well, but
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  Speaker 4: Jamie Foxx was there. Oh, yeah. I want to say
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  Speaker 4: maybe Snoop Dogg. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: So I think we have the video.
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  Speaker 4: Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on. We can see it. Wait, how do I
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  Speaker 2: do the sound? Here we go. He's announcing the musical guest.
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  Speaker 2: And this guy just ran up from the front of
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  Speaker 2: the stage and just attacks him. Now, thank God. And
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  Speaker 2: then a couple other people got knocked down in the process.
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  Speaker 2: About seven other guys from backstage go running after the man,
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  Speaker 2: in which they did get him. And then they.
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  Speaker 4: It's so terrifying.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they showed him on the stretcher, you know,
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  Speaker 2: or going into the ambulance. Well, he's going to have
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  Speaker 2: to pay for that ambulance.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: His son wasn't there to drive him back to the hospital.
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  Speaker 4: And they got him good.
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  Speaker 2: His arm's going in a completely different direction.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think he broke his hands. He's got a
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  Speaker 4: posse there. Oh, I think Busta Rhymes was there. I
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  Speaker 4: think Busta Rhymes was the musical act there. But, like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you don't.
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  Speaker 2: So just really terrifying. You know, he then went on
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  Speaker 2: to like continue the show. And I guess they then
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  Speaker 2: had that musical guest play. Of course they caught the
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  Speaker 2: guy he's been arrested. And I mean, yeah. So I,
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  Speaker 2: I remember someone reminded me this, um, a friend of
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  Speaker 2: mine out in Philly, she texted me this morning. She's like, Oh, um,
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  Speaker 2: what's that policy you said about comedy clubs giving free
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  Speaker 2: tickets to policemen? And I go, oh my God, I
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  Speaker 2: mentioned that that's something that should happen, but I want
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  Speaker 2: to say it again. I think it's a great idea.
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  Speaker 2: You and I are going to be in Napa Valley.
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  Speaker 4: The most terrifying place.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know where crazy lives.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that's true.
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  Speaker 2: It surpasses all demographics and cities and everything else. We
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  Speaker 2: are going to be in Napa Valley. And on June 17th,
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  Speaker 2: and at, so go to heathermcdonald.net. I'm not sure if
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  Speaker 2: it's up for purchase, but just mark the date. And
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  Speaker 2: if you are a police officer, maybe your wife's a
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  Speaker 2: juicy scooper. And we, I would like to offer you
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  Speaker 2: complimentary tickets to sit in the front row.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And that's for all my shows coming up. Seriously, if
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  Speaker 2: your husband's a policeman and he's like willing to come.
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  Speaker 4: And hot. And hot.
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  Speaker 2: And I, I mean, I don't know how it works. So,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I hope I'm not doing it. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if they can come strapped with their gun or
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  Speaker 2: just being like a guy that knows how to, you know,
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  Speaker 2: be trained with danger. I'm good with that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I also want to see if you're, if you're a
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  Speaker 2: female officer and a juicy scooper, like, or not, or
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  Speaker 2: your girlfriend is whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I love the police.
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  Speaker 4: I always have.
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  Speaker 2: So let me know.
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  Speaker 4: And, and, you know, we will be in wine country,
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  Speaker 4: which is, Rumored to be, you know, dangerous. So maybe
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  Speaker 4: we should get shirts that say Chug Life. I don't know. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: that's cute. I mean, it is scary. You have no idea.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's really.
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  Speaker 4: Because people now... I will say I was at the...
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  Speaker 4: I went back to the Brea Improv running my hour
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  Speaker 4: because I taped my special last Sunday.
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  Speaker 5: And.
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  Speaker 4: 20 minutes left of my set. It's going great. I
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  Speaker 4: had like, you know, a great group of people there.
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  Speaker 4: There was like a, you know, a tussle in the crowd.
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  Speaker 4: I was thinking like, oh, maybe it's just a waiter
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  Speaker 4: or a waitress getting an order or whatever. And then
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  Speaker 4: all of a sudden it gets to the point where
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  Speaker 4: people are looking back and I hear people start going, shh, shh.
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  Speaker 4: And that's when I'm like, okay. And I stopped. I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: what's going on? And the guy goes, huh? And I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: what's happening? What's going on? He goes, This show sucks.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, what? And the audience was like, well,
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  Speaker 4: then leave. And I go, yeah, get up. I didn't
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  Speaker 4: like bring you here. I didn't like tie you down. Also,
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  Speaker 4: did you not see the marquee? I'm literally doing this
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  Speaker 4: in my picture. My background is teal. So I think
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  Speaker 4: it was someone who had their masculinity threatened. I think
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  Speaker 4: a friend of those two guys, it was three guys.
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  Speaker 4: I think one of the guys was like, oh, I
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  Speaker 4: really like Justin Martin. Yeah. And then it got a
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  Speaker 4: little too gay.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: And they were like, oh. But I was like, wow,
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  Speaker 4: we're just like interrupting shows now. I'm glad he didn't,
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  Speaker 4: you know, they kicked him out. And I was afraid like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: I have to have someone walk me to my car
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  Speaker 4: because someone wants to just beat my ass for no reason.
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  Speaker 4: But they asked for their refund and they didn't get it.
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  Speaker 4: So thanks. Good, I'm glad. But security came up to
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  Speaker 4: me and was like, I'm really sorry, I really dropped
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  Speaker 4: the ball on that. And I'm like, uh-huh.
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  Speaker 2: But I also want to say, I don't want to criticize,
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  Speaker 2: and I said this before, the security at a comedy club.
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  Speaker 2: We all know it's hard to find help. They might
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  Speaker 2: not be right by the stage. Sometimes they're doing other things.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes they don't provide help. security unless it's a more
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  Speaker 2: high profile person and there's nights where there's maybe seven
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  Speaker 2: comedians performing oh for sure so those people can't provide
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  Speaker 2: their own um security maybe that night the club chooses
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  Speaker 2: not to spend their money on security those nights and
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  Speaker 2: like i said crazy is everywhere so that's why i
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  Speaker 2: think the comedy clubs should have a policy where if
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  Speaker 2: police officers or professional security i don't know how they
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  Speaker 2: would qualify it but that they could come And get
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  Speaker 2: complimentary tickets and be in the front row and just
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  Speaker 2: do their thing.
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  Speaker 4: It will be interesting because this festival is still going.
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  Speaker 4: And Chappelle, Leslie Jones, Dave Attell, Jeff Ross, Aziz Ansari,
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  Speaker 4: Bill Burr, they've all dropped in at the Comedy Store.
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  Speaker 4: They all came, I want to say, like maybe two
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  Speaker 4: nights ago. And like, you know, Chappelle did an hour,
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  Speaker 4: you know, which is, you know, A lot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And and then, you know, following up, everybody goes up
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  Speaker 4: and goes up. So I'm wondering if now because of this,
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  Speaker 4: I'll come back and and let you all know. But
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  Speaker 4: like tonight and tomorrow, like I bet security is going
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  Speaker 4: to be so packed because this you can't just like
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  Speaker 4: blow this off. It's like, oh, well, this was just
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  Speaker 4: a one time incident. You don't know how many other
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  Speaker 4: people are like, well, if I didn't get him. Someone
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  Speaker 4: else will. You have no idea. And that's what's terrifying.
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  Speaker 4: And didn't you say it was like a fake gun
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  Speaker 4: with a knife on it?
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  Speaker 2: What they're reporting is it's like a fake gun, like
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what, you know, with a knife coming
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  Speaker 2: out of the end of it. So I haven't been
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  Speaker 2: to the Hollywood Bowl in a long time. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if everybody goes through a metal detector.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought they would.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if you go through a metal detector at
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  Speaker 2: like a Six Flags, I would think you'd go through
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  Speaker 2: a metal detector at a Hollywood Bowl, but.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: If Bugs Bunny has to go through the metal detector,
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  Speaker 4: everyone should. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But also, I don't know if maybe the weird weaponry
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  Speaker 2: he had maybe doesn't show up somehow. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: And like, you know, what was, because again, it wasn't
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  Speaker 2: like the guy came there, was really ready to have
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  Speaker 2: a good time, and he said something that triggered him
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  Speaker 2: like the Will Smith excuse. It seems like he went
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  Speaker 2: there with the intention to do this and finally saw
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  Speaker 2: that Dave Chappelle was ending his set and this was
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  Speaker 2: his last chance.
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  Speaker 4: To what? Kill him in front of everybody?
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  Speaker 2: Be famous. And then people were saying, well, are they
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  Speaker 2: filming this for his next special and will they show
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  Speaker 2: this in the special? I don't think they will because
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  Speaker 2: it's taking away from the comedy. It's giving this guy,
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  Speaker 2: and we don't want to give these crazies a platform
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  Speaker 2: to make another crazy person be like, oh my God,
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  Speaker 2: I got to be on the Netflix special of Dave
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  Speaker 2: Chappelle or Justin Martindale or Heather McDonnell. Listen.
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  Speaker 4: Pay your money. Yeah. Have a good time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Sit down. Shut the fuck up.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 4: That's the rules. That's the rules.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, I wasn't asked to participate in the L.A. Netflix
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  Speaker 2: is a joke special, festival, whatever.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe being the fifth most popular comedy podcast every week behind...
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  Speaker 2: Three men, two men, and another man, Conan, and just
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  Speaker 2: me alone as the only single female.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe.
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  Speaker 2: That's not good enough. That's just not good enough for
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  Speaker 2: Netflix as a joke.
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  Speaker 4: They don't really care. Here's the thing. Sorry, guys.
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  Speaker 2: You'll have to come see me in Napa.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, LA peeps.
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  Speaker 4: What's worse?
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  Speaker 2: Make a fun weekend out of it, Justin, and I
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  Speaker 2: will be there.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, my God. You were like, do you want
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  Speaker 4: to go to Napa? And I was like, I have
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  Speaker 4: dreamed of this day. I'm ready to go.
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  Speaker 2: Along with all of LAPD and San Francisco police.
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  Speaker 4: Please, you're all invited. I think he's going to get
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: in trouble on this because of the video clip. Did
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  Speaker 4: you see the full video clip of what he said afterwards?
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  Speaker 2: Dave Chappelle? No, do tell.
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  Speaker 4: He said that was a trans man. Really? Yes. And
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, he goes, I was a trans man. And
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, no, don't. Like, if you don't know, he's
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  Speaker 4: already gotten heat for making anti-trans statements.
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  Speaker 2: But then also, that is his sense of humor, addressing
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  Speaker 2: the fact that he's been hated, so clearly this might be.
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  Speaker 4: That's why I'm wondering if the motive was that, you know,
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  Speaker 4: this person could have a relative or know somebody.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, if I got called to be the guy's defense attorney,
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  Speaker 2: I would make it a, you know, I was out
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  Speaker 2: of my mind because I... lost someone I loved who
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: was a victim of a trans hate. So whoever his
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  Speaker 2: defense attorney is, you're welcome. That's the route you need
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  Speaker 2: to go.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, out of all the things to say,
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  Speaker 4: all the things to say. And then Chris Rock said,
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  Speaker 4: was that Will? Which I thought was funny.
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  Speaker 2: Totally funny.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm like, come on, Dave, damn it. You said
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  Speaker 4: that on a hot mic in front of the Hollywood
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  Speaker 4: Bowl after you got attacked? What's wrong?
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  Speaker 2: And then the other thought is like, wow, you know,
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  Speaker 2: when that happened with Will Smith, no one arrested him.
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  Speaker 2: No one did anything. He got the award. Everyone clapped.
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  Speaker 2: And then he partied to his own music.
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  Speaker 4: With his own award. Yeah. If that had happened to
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  Speaker 4: Will Smith where his arm went backwards.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So this isn't, you know, this isn't great. It's
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  Speaker 2: not great for Will Smith. Clearly, the only person truly
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  Speaker 2: to blame is this psychopath. But who knows, you know,
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  Speaker 2: what we're going to find out about him, what his
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  Speaker 2: motivation was mentally, whatever.
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  Speaker 4: It could have been a lot worse, and I'm so
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  Speaker 4: glad it's not. Like, that would have been– it's so,
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  Speaker 4: so scary. It really is.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, okay, let's get into– okay, yeah, that was– So
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  Speaker 2: my prediction was correct again.
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  Speaker 4: God, I'm sorry.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: You're really good. Some people are like, you're getting annoying.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: But a lot of people let me know. Blac Chyna
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  Speaker 2: was awarded zero.
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 2: From the Kardashians, zero. Also, I couldn't believe it was true,
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  Speaker 2: but somebody showed me information from OnlyFans. It says that
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  Speaker 2: she is one of the top earners of OnlyFans and
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  Speaker 2: makes $ 20 million a month.
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  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: $ 20 million a month, but she said she doesn't have
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  Speaker 2: a bank account and she hasn't paid her taxes in
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: years because she lost out on so much money, being
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: that the Kardashians meddled in her Rob Loves China e-show. Right.
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: Which everyone, I mean, was bummed about. Meanwhile... When is
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: that coming back?
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: Well, Tokyo Tony, your mother.
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: Tokyo Tony.
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  Speaker 2: Such a loving mother is going to do all that
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  Speaker 2: she can for Baby Black China. And she started a GoFundMe. Oh, good.
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  Speaker 2: The goal is $ 400, 000 to get people to give their
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  Speaker 2: money to it so that they can hire more attorneys
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  Speaker 2: that will then appeal this decision.
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  Speaker 4: Great.
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  Speaker 2: And where are they at? $ 1, 000? $ 780.
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  Speaker 4: So they're on their way.
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  Speaker 2: It's been two days or three days. No, two days.
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  Speaker 2: And it's $ 780. And yeah, I don't think there's a
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  Speaker 2: big overwhelming... Why are you feeling sad?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, just whack China. Like, just let it go.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, I can't believe she makes $ 20 million a month.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, seriously.
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  Speaker 2: You know why? Because she lives up the street from
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  Speaker 2: her office.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She lives in my neighborhood.
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  Speaker 4: I think she just.
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  Speaker 2: Like, what are you doing making $ 20 million a month?
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  Speaker 4: But also, like, do that. Like, show your feet. Get
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  Speaker 4: on only feet. Do all that. Like, leave these. It's
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  Speaker 4: not happening. You can't, like, beg for your E! show
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  Speaker 4: to come back.
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  Speaker 2: No, no one can.
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  Speaker 4: We've tried.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what? The girls, it worked out perfectly. Just as
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: they were about to get out of their limo is
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: when they got the news that their trial against Blac Chyna,
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  Speaker 2: that they all prevailed. And every single Kardashian was at
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: the Met Ball. And we're just going to... I know
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: people have talked about it. We just want to get
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: to the juice of it, which was Kim. Kim in
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: the Marilyn Monroe dress, which there were rumors about it,
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: so I did talk about that on Monday before we
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: were confirmed that she was actually wearing it. It was
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: all about if she could fit in it. I was
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: with Jill Zarin last night at Craig's.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: And her friend owned the dress. The friend sold it to...
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Ripley's for $ 3 million.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: She showed me the dress in her friend's house from
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: like a couple years ago.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: And then she, so Kim borrowed it from Ripley's?
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: So she drove down Hollywood and Highland and went into
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: that gross building with the T-Rex coming out of it?
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: I think she went to one on the East Coast.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: And now it will be in the one in Hollywood
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: with the accessories that she chose to wear for it.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: And can I make a petition to get this dress
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: out of Ripley's, believe it or not, and put it
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: in the Academy of Motion Pictures where it belongs? Like,
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: even though it wasn't in a movie?
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Well, Ripley's bought it, though. The woman bought it. She
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: was a collector of memorabilia. She sold it for $ 3
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: million because it just didn't fit in her house anymore. And.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: So it's like whoever buys it.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess so.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: If someone else wants to buy it from Ripley, it's fine.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: And so the whole thing, what she said, obviously we
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: can't alter it because it's iconic and whatever, historic. So
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: she lost 16 pounds in three weeks, hasn't had carbs
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: or sugar.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: It's a great, great influence for young girls.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Because if you see the back of Marilyn, Marilyn was
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: taller than her and had a curvy body, but definitely
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: a different ass. We're seeing the back of her ass.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Didn't have the same surgeons either.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, yes. And so she wore this fur around her.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: So a lot of people suspected it probably didn't zip
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: up the back and the fur was covering it. I
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: also noticed when she turned around in the front with
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: the videos that were shared, trying it on with Pete Davidson,
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: I noticed that the waist wasn't as nipped in as
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: when she went out. So I thought maybe she had
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: one of those clips that you do when you're trying
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: a wedding dress in the back, and that's what the
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: fur was covering. But now it's been revealed, thanks to
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: BuzzFeed News, that she wasn't able to zip it up
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: the butt. She kind of tied it with a little
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: string that cinched in the waist and kept it together.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Then when she went up the stairs, then she had
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: a replica dress that she could wear more comfortably that
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: fit her for the rest of the ball.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: Who doesn't have a replica dress? Also, I think she
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: ripped it. She ripped the dress. Because Marilyn Monroe was
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: sewn into this dress. Oh, okay. Did you know that?
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: She was sewn in. This woman was not. Yeah. And
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: so she tried to put it on and ripped this dress.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Who said? They didn't say they ripped it. No, they
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: just didn't zip it.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: It just came out today. Yeah.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, because it was sewn in. There was never a zipper.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: There was never a zipper.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Got it. Yeah. Okay, well, whatever.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: I mean, come on. It worked out. The amount of
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: looks that happened at the Met Gala, there were so
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: many that I was like, oh, this is gorgeous. This
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: is beautiful. This was completely overshadowed.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: Yes, we get it.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: This overshadowed it.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, had we not known that this
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: was Marilyn Monroe's dress, no one would have given a shit.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: It looks good. It looks like Skims. I think the hair,
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: why would you do that to your hair only to
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: pull it back? If you want to give a full
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: homage to Marilyn Monroe, give us the Marilyn Monroe hair.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: You know, Chris gave us Jackie Onassis, I think, which,
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: you know, not Gilded Glamour.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Right, right. But like American history, I guess.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, American history was not the theme.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Right, and also.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: Gilded Glamour was the theme. You missed the mark, Kim. Sorry,
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: she did. She missed, they all did. They all did.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, I.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Not gilded glamour, I'm sorry.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: I thought, listen.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: They did not understood the assignment.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, I don't care about the. fucking assignment of this
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Met Ball. I am over.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: As someone who gladly took her costume back from the
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Bridgerton experience, you did not give a shit. I was like,
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: I'll just have, I'll hold it for one more day.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: One day more.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: All I know is if I ever get invited to
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: the Met Ball.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: I will have like an ostrich on the top of
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: my head. Good. Because if I'm going to go to
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: this thing, I want to be talked about.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: For sure.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: And if you just come looking kind of pretty, you
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: might not get any love because someone will do something
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: really big and iconic and that happens to be Kim Kardashian.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: So I do think this is the best Kim ever looked.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: I did disagree with you. I thought dyeing the blonde hair,
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: which I was like, did she dye her hair or
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: just spray it?
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: I thought she shaved her head.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I thought maybe she just sprayed it blonde just because
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: it is so not good for your hair, but she
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: has gone blonde in the past and maybe she wants
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: a blonde summer. I don't know. I kind of thought
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: it was a unique way to go versus a big
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: wig or something going as Marilyn. Like she wasn't going
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: as Marilyn, but she was doing a little something different.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: So, um, that, so I, I was down for it
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: and then, um, but, but she's getting criticism by people
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: like Lily Reinhart who said like, oh my God, you know,
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: it's not cool that she starved herself. Well, she didn't
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: say she starved herself. She says, I haven't had carbs
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: or sugar.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: She did say I'm starving on the carpet.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: I also kind of like that honesty. I'm starving. You know, like, hey,
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: this was like a challenge and it was hard. At
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: the same time, you know what? Meryl Monroe and Jackie O...
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: had fucked up diets too.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Like my mom would take me in a car to
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: some weird house in Sherman Oaks for some secret doctor
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: to give her a shot in the ass that all
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: her friends were getting. I don't think that was FDA approved.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: And I, whenever she had an event, it was grapefruits
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: and hard boiled eggs and black coffee. And so like, listen,
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: if anything, our generation is healthier. At least she was eating,
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: drinking juices and stuff. She was just refraining from sugar
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: and whatever. And she was being honest about it.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: But here's the thing that like, I think is so
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: kind of hypocritical and where we're at now. Do you
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: remember like a couple years ago when that like cayenne
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: pepper lemon juice fad was a thing? And then it
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: was like, oh, everyone was like, oh yeah, it's just
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: a cleanse. We're cleansing. Cleansing was so big. Right. I
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: want to like shed some water weight. I get exactly
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: what you're saying. It's letter? Because is it she just
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: being body positive for herself?
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Because I think the definition of body positivity has
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: turned into like, oh, well, how dare she? I feel
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: like if you're a woman of a certain age, you know,
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: obviously if you're not living with your parents, if you're like,
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: you know, this is what I want to do. Oh,
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: I'm going to be seen by the world in this dress.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: I want to make sure I look good. I want
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: to make sure everything fits right. Then yes. But you
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: can't be Lily Reinhart who and be, she's on Riverdale,
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: I know. But you can't be Lily Reinhart and be like,
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: I think it's awful what she did. It's like, well,
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: You're not her. And you never will be.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: I heard an interview with Matthew McConaughey with Joe Rogan,
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: and Joe Rogan was really intrigued how he got so
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: thin for the... What was the... Where he played the AIDS.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, Dallas Buyers Club?
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah. And he said, you know, he described the
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: little bit of food, what he'd ate. Yeah. But part
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: of it was also drinking as much red wine as
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: he wanted or something.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Like that.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: And he was like, wow, that's interesting. Like, it's just
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: a weird... thing. Everyone lived after people have gained weight
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: for parts and lost weight for parts. And like, so
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: this to her, this is like the biggest night of
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: her life. But I did find it interesting. Like, where
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: was the JLo? Where was the Beyonce?
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Where was the, where.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Was the A-listers? And I don't think it's because their
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: invitation got lost in the mail. I think, I think
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: maybe because people are like, you know what? It's, it's,
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to get the most press from it anymore.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: It's going to be the five Kardashians. So I don't
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: feel like putting the hamburger bun on or whatever. Did
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Katy Perry go?
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: She did go. And no one really cared.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, go as a hamburger next time.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: Also, it was like we had some tick tockers that
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Addison Rae was there and she was doing this. She
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: was posing like this. And I'm like, with her hands up.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It was so bizarre. I was like, uh-uh. Vanessa
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: Hudgens looks great.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: But, you know, I think, like, in defense of.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: Blake Lively shut it down, and she was, like, the
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: first one there. Like, that's what I thought was amazing.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: She was gorgeous. But I'm just saying, like, you know,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: but then you've got to think about it, Anna Wintour.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: Anna Wintour?
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Anna Wintour. If you want to bring eyes on Vogue,
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: and you want to get new Instagram followers, which is
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: way more important than someone buying the, you know, $ 8 magazine.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: You gotta get the people that are hot and up
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: and coming, and that is probably not the 55-year-old A-list
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: actress that attended 10 years ago.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: So that's that. Like, the times have changed.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: And that's what kind of bugged me because, like, you know,
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Jessica Chastain was there who just won the Academy Award.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: There was, like, I mean, there were stars and legends there.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to think. Like, Christine Baranski was there. Yeah.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: Glenn Close was there. And then I honestly just think Like,
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: we're in such Kardashian overload.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: I mean, I got, I have to have a break.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: I have to have, I need a juice cleanse from
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: the Kardashians.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Well, I am going to move on, but I have
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: a couple more things to say about the topic. But
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: the car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: for it?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with. They have
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: more cars for more dealerships than, like, anywhere else.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: What's it called? It's Dune ADL. Where?
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Dunaidial.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: There's an accent on the E.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Do you mean.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Lift? Please. Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: No.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Dundale Cars.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
• 26:06
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• 26:09
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• 26:12
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• 26:17
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• 26:19
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• 26:22
  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 26:25
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• 26:26
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• 26:28
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• 26:30
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• 26:33
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• 26:34
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• 26:36
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• 26:39
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• 26:42
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• 26:43
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• 26:46
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• 26:47
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• 26:49
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• 26:50
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• 26:58
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• 27:01
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• 27:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, I could see someone like a Meryl Streep
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: going forward or whoever or some of these people that
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: are just going, I don't need to go next year. Yeah.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: You know? And also, like, the money goes towards, like,
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: another museum or something. Like, I was talking to Carol
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Radswell because I was like, hey, has any housewife– I
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: was with Jill Zarin last night at Craig's. Get to
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: that in a minute. And I was like, has any
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: housewife ever been invited to the Met Ball? And I said,
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: I bet Carol Radswell had. So I texted her and
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I said, have you ever gone? And she goes, yeah,
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: like 2004, 2005. Yes, I went. You know, because she's
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: in that world and everything. And she, you know, we
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: were talking. She's like, it should go to something. The
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: money could go to something different at this point that
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: I think would like pique people's interest. Mental health, something.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: And I thought that was a great idea. Like change
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: it up a little bit. to maybe intrigue some of
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: the people that might want to come back and make it.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Cause I mean, I'm kind of like, okay, so let's
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: go to.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: Just what I was going to say before. I was
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: going to say, it just looked, it just looked exhausting.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Like I, you know, Courtney was her first time.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, I have Courtney. Um, wait, let me go to,
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: let me go to Courtney. So Courtney goes with her fiance,
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Travis and, and, You know, it was just the worst
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: outfit ever.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: The worst outfit. And the most unflattering.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: It was most, it basically looked like she had an
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: ace bandage around her. I was like, is this like
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: a botched hospital thing? Like in the 1800s, there wasn't
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: like good hospital care. So like, I was like, oh,
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: is she showing like someone that didn't get good medical
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: care after they worked in a factory during the Revolutionary War?
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: Okay. That's what it looks like. Just like some girl.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: But I guess it was supposed to be like, they're
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: so entwined that it was half of his outfit and hers.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: And so that wasn't great.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Shut up.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Chloe had kind of a similar outfit to Kim, actually.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: That's what I was going to say. I was like,
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: this is like, this did nothing. Your first time coming
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: and you dress like your sister?
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: But she still looked really pretty.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: I don't understand.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Kendall did the thing I hate.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: The eyebrows.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Blind eyebrows. Always hated it. And she had full nipsy through,
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: so that was fun. Of course.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Okay. This turd. This potato.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: And then Kylie did a wedding dress. by Off-White, and
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: then did a baseball, a backwards baseball hat with a veil,
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: so it was, like, supposed to be, I guess, like,
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: the American bride that also, and baseball is a, you know,
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: what's more American than baseball, right?
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: It was a complete mess.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: I didn't know if it was, I thought, oh, is
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: this a hint?
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: That's exactly.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: People talk that she's getting married soon.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Yes. That's what I was like. I'm like, what's the message?
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: What do I have to decode now?
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: They, I mean, they didn't look great.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: No. Okay.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: But then Chris, this was the prettiest she's ever looked.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: She's great.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: She always wears black and she wore this beautiful yellow
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: with a white glove. And her hair was like maybe
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: added some hair or a wig or something. So she
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: had the jet and she was supposed to be Jackie O.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: And Kim was supposed to be Marilyn. So anyway, I
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: go I walk out from the Craig's, which everybody goes
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: to Craig's like people like me, thirsty bitches, because sometimes
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: you might be stopped by TMZ.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You'll have to come with me next time.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, please can't I? I'll be at Olivetta down the street,
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: which I love. That's my favorite place.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: And I did get stopped.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: You got stopped by TMZ?
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Yes. And they asked me all about this. I was
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: so excited as I went to bed, just imagining what
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: the TMZ will just... Just flooded with Heather McDonald content.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: And then, of course, Dave Chappelle gets attacked on stage.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: So I don't even know if this will make the
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: bottom of the barrel stories. I don't know.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: What did they ask you?
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: They asked me... What did I think of them being
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Marilyn and Jackie O? And I said, oh, you mean
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: that they went as two women who fucked the same man?
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Oh, well.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: They did. And then they said, do you think that
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Kim will marry Pete? And I said, or do you
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: think it's real or something? I said, I definitely think
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: it's a real relationship. I definitely think they're into each
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: other for sure. I'm like, I don't know if they'll
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: get married. But then today, I started to think about it.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: Today?
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Like that was last night. No, you know what? Now
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: I think there could be a chance. I think she's
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: one of those women, and I've said this before, I
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: think that she sees herself as someone having many different
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: loves in her life. And I don't think she necessarily
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: maybe sees marriage forever, like marriage for a time or
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: marriage to have kids. Okay, so I have a crazy prediction.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, God, here we go. Cue the mystic sound effects.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: I think she could marry Pete because he's never been
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: married before. So no matter who he marries after they
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: get divorced, she was still his first wife, which is
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: kind of a coup. And then you guys are going
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: to lose your minds. I could see in like four
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: to five years she remarries Kanye. Just... Because Liz and
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Dick got remarried and there could be something there and
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: there could be a place where it's like, oh my God,
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: and then people would just go crazy that she got
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: together with the father of her kids. Last thing, will
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: they have a kid? She and Pete, okay? And her
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: last two kids were through surrogate. So I am not,
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she has more embryos saved with Kanye,
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: but I'm thinking she's so smart that she probably also
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: put away just the single eggs that she could match
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: with anybody else. But honestly, I don't think she wants
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: to have any more kids.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: I disagree. I think, do you remember that movie Alien? Yes.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: Where there's the queen with the weird long head? I
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: think that's Kim. Yeah. And then she's looking over and
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: she's got all of her eggs just like laid out.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: And she's just like squirting more out, just like waiting
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: for suitors to come.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: So your prediction will be that she and Pete will...
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: have a surrogate carry their baby?
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: Probably. I mean, he's already tattooing, like, his kids, her
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: kids on his neck.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: So I was, I was asked.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: What is going on?
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, I was asked that, too, as I was walking
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: to my car.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: And wasn't he supposed to get them all removed?
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: And he got a neck one, which was always the thing. Like,
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: stop doing it so that the makeup artist at SNL,
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: Think he's ever going back to SNL.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: I don't think he's going back either, yeah. Anyway, so, yeah,
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: he got Kim and then all the initials of the kids, so.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: Which is weird.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: But it's very small.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: What's, okay.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: But anyway, so this guy goes, don't you think, one
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: of the reporters for TMZ, that that's like, you know,
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: very disrespectful to Kanye, whatever. Don't you think they're moving fast?
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, listen, someone that has that many tattoos,
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: I don't think you should be overly flattered.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: If, you know, if he's tattooing something because he's gotten
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: a lot of other girlfriends tattooed to him. But as
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: far as Kanye goes, once you're divorced from your partner.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: From the other one, you cannot control who they date
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: or what that person does, providing they're not, you know,
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: a pedophile. You know, there's nothing you can do. If
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: you didn't stay together, you can't be mad that your
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: husband is dating an OnlyFans girl or that your wife
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: is dating Pete Davidson. You can't, you just can't say
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: anything about it. So that's what I think. But I
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: thought that that was the prettiest Chris ever looked. And
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: I think she should wear more colors like this. Stop
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: with the black blazer, girl.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: It's time to live your Palm Springs 1960s calf tan.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: I want to see her in prints and pinks and
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: peaches and lime greens and avocado greens and all of it.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: Give me coastal grandmother. That's what I want. As someone
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: who lives as a coastal grandmother this summer.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: That's what you identify as? Yes.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: Because Hot Girl Summer was last year, now it's coastal grandmother.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Oh my, I'm down.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: So it's all in Nicholas Sparks hats and just like
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: sitting on a beach with pussy willows.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: I am down for coastal grandmother too. Ray J spoke to,
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: I think Daily Mail and TMZ picked it up again,
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: where he is doubling down saying- that yes, he did
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: give Kanye some type of computer and hard drive, but
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: it was nothing of them being intimate. The material that
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: he says, okay, so he said, this is the truth
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: behind the tape, according to Ray J coming out today
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: from TMZ. He said, Kim and I, I jokingly said
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: to Kim, oh my gosh, we have video of us
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: being together. Look what it did for Paris, something, what
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: if it got out? And he didn't think much of it.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Then he was presented with the fact that they were
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: going forward with this deal and it was going to
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: be brokered through Vivid Entertainment and it was going to
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: look like it was leaked, but he signed a contract
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: and they both made money from this tape. That is
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: a fact. So he said there was maybe extra unused material,
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: but Kim always had it in a Nike box under
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: her bed. Like what, you brought it to every bedroom? Anyway,
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: but the material, the scene that we see Of Kanye
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: presenting this material to her, this computer, hard drive.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Like this old computer with a keyboard.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: That did happen. He did give it to Kanye, but
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: it was not of them being intimate. So that part
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: was fabricated for dramatic effect.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: And you said that on the episode with Chris this week.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Right, but he just kind of clarified it more that now,
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: in fact... That there was, he did give him the stuff,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: but this stuff was not of them being intimate, sexually intimate.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, well, yeah. But we knew, we knew that.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: But this is, this, so this is just saying everything
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: that we already knew for the past 20 years.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: That this sex tape was concocted.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: All right. Well, we knew it. You heard it first.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: This was all set up.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Speaking of beauties at the, uh, Kaya Gerber, Cindy Crawford's daughter.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: She was there. So there were a lot of exes
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: there because she, of course, dated Pete Davidson. And anyway,
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: so she was there and she looks beautiful. And these
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: are like doppelgangers.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: I love them so much.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Now, Cindy Crawford is drop dead gorgeous.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: Stunning.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: But I have biological boys. And one of my boys
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: looks a lot like me, Drake. But they're boys. And
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, I wonder for women. Is it a
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: little bit hard to see your clone walking around looking
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: like you this much? I mean, you've got to love
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: it because she's your daughter. But is it ever hard?
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Just because I had a neighbor and her daughter really
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: looked like her. And the daughter was blossoming. Like there's
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: a time in a young person's life, men and women,
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: where every day, and it's only one time in your life,
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: where every day you wake up and your body's getting better.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Your waist is getting smaller. Your tits are getting bigger.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: You're like, what the hell's going on? It's only one
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: time and it never comes back where you don't do
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: anything and your body just gets better. So she's like,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: so I'm like, oh my gosh, your daughter looks so
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: much like you. She goes, yeah. You know, the other
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: day I'm like, hi, can I have my body back?
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: And I was like, that is so funny to me. Like,
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: that must be weird for, mother daughters or father sons
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: that look that much like, like when there are people
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: that look like.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: I was just going to mention Reese Witherspoon and her daughter.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: I have a photo here too. Reese Witherspoon and her daughter,
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: it's freaky. Now, if you really look at the daughter's face,
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: you can see Ryan Phillippe in it, but Ryan Phillippe
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: and Reese, they look similar. But it just, it's crazy
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: that they look that much alike. And I remember when
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Reese Witherspoon was doing After Lately with me and I
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: was like, and at the time the daughter was only
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: like eight or nine. or something, and I was like,
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: your daughter looks so much like you. And she goes,
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: she does?
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: Yes, she does, Reese. Don't make me say it again.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, granted, my son is a boy, but when
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: people say Drake looks just like me, like there was
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: a time I posted a photo of me when I
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: was 12 in cheerleading, and my friend goes, I thought
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: that was Drake in drag. Like, it's the same. But I, like, don't.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: The only time I kind of saw it is when
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: he started to have, like, a little mustache come through.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: And it like triggered me because sometimes I have a
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: little mustache come through. I'm like, oh, that's not my face.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: That's not my face.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: I think Brandon looks like Peter.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what people think. But it is kind of crazy. Yeah,
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: and then.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, these two.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, then this was a really funny TikTok. So Olivia
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Jade was doing a TikTok about, like, what celebrity looks
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: like you.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, right.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: And whatever the app said, it looked like somebody else,
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: and then they put her mom, because they look... They
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: have the same face, too.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: They look exactly the same, yeah.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Olivia Jade and Lori Loughlin have the same face, exactly.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Speaking of babies that might look like him.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Post Malone. Pregnant. I want full tattoos. Full tattoos
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: on this baby.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: He has a long-term girlfriend. Nobody knows who the girlfriend is.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: But he announced with family and friends that they're having
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: a baby. And he really is the sweetest, tattooed, scary-looking
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: guy on earth.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: He really is. Talk about judging a book by its cover.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: When Post Malone came out, I was like, oh, God,
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: what is this? And then you see videos of him
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: meeting autistic children. You see him dancing to Shania Twain
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: and Beyonce.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: He likes country music.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: He plays guitar.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: He lives in Utah. He's thrilled to be a dad.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Just a delight. I like him.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: I love him. And he's like, in all caps, I'm
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: having a kid. He's going to be a great dad.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't know who this woman is, but
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, she's a lucky bitch.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: I hope that he is there with her to deal
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: with her postpartum depression. You're on it.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Just when you think... We've heard all that we can.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Justin just brings out the puns, the connections, the callbacks. Now,
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: this is sad.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, good.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Ireland Baldwin, who is Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger, Oscar winner,
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: gorgeous mother. She is their only child together. And we
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: saw her, like, on his roast and– She's very pretty.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: In this, she has red hair, but she's been blonde before.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Very pretty girl.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: Was she the one that he called a pig?
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: Got it.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: So the famous, oh my God. So the famous, you know,
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: audio is, which Kim, I guess, gave to an attorney
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: when they were in custody battle. I think Ireland was
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: about 13 years old. And what I always gathered was
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: as a 13 year old does, she either didn't call
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: her dad or she blew off her dad for their,
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: you know, weekend together, something like that. And he has
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: a temper, as we know.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: And he left a voicemail message to her, the daughter,
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: who was only 13 at the time, calling her, you're
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: a little pig, disrespectful, awful. And it was the little
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: pig thing. And.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: And it was really awful, and it went around, and
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: she even joked about it at the roast and everything.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: And she's defended her stepmother's fake Spanish accent, Hilaria, and,
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: you know, been like, she's the sweetest woman. I don't
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: know why people are mean, just because she wants to,
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: you know, identify as a complete different race and get
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: on magazine covers and pretend to not know the word cucumber.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: She still is a nice stepmother to me. So she's
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: a good daughter, okay?
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: However, she did a really. So there was one of
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: those TikToks where someone's like, tell me the meanest thing
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: someone's ever said to you, whatever. And then you do
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: edit to yourself and then you say your thing.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: And it is.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: Absolutely terrible she's sitting there and she just is listing
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: in short clips of all the awful things boyfriends have
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: said to her many weight related like is that what
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: you're going to order I'll order this she'll have a
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: salad I'm going to bash your teeth in just awful
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: physical mean awful things of guys that she has dated
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: can your dad get me an audition for SNL I
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: always really wanted to fuck your mom she's hotter than
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: you I mean awful So, I mean, I just want
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: to say, people, you know what? Treat your kid not right,
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: and it will affect them later.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, this is just PTSD for her,
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: I'm sure.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: This is just classic. You're watching this. You're so pretty.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Why are you dating all these awful guys that want
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: to kick you where you hurt, that you're not a
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: size zero? And she's stunning. But obviously, she's choosing guys...
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: That know how to be awful and are awful to her. Why? Well,
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: when you have a dad that was probably... Does he
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: love you? Yes. Was he not a great parent? I'm sorry.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: I don't think he was a great parent. And I
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: think this is the evidence.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: And I think it's sad that this is the part two. Like,
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: there was a part one. And now here's a part
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: two of more awful things. And also... If your daughter's
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: being bullied by men, be the father and step in
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: and stand up for your daughter. I think. Well, he's
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: a little. As a mother.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: But true. I mean, listen, I don't know how close
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: they are on a daily basis. She is an adult.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: He has his seventh kid on the way. I think
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: is it seventh or eighth kid? I think.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: No, she is seventh.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: So it's Hilaria's sixth child on the way. And, you know,
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: he's facing these charges and everything. But like, I don't
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: doubt that he like loves Ireland and this probably breaks
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: his heart. But just know that, you know, and also
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: celebrity parents, too. That your mom's hot. I want to
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: screw your mom. Your mom's hot.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: I mean. You know, it's Kim Basinger. It's like, my God.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: L.A.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Confidential was like the best she's ever looked. Listen, you know.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: No pool world.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: I take it back.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: I know it's hard. You know, I know it's hard
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: for my boys having a hot mom. Sometimes they've, people,
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: the kids have teased my son. Your mom's hot. You know,
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: I'm like.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: I mean, when we were on the boat. It's hard.
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: That boat drove by us and they're like, yeah.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: Hey, hot. Well, didn't you get cat called and you
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: were like, oh, just leave me alone. I'm a person.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: I know. I think that was just a juicy scooper
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: that I was there. But whatever. We can pretend that
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: it was guys like jacking off to me.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: Not on their boat. Not jerking off on their boat, Heather.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: It's Mother's Day.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: It just made me sad because I'm like, you have like.
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: It's Mother's Day, you're right. Mother's Day is right around
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: the corner. You know what?
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: I know, it's terrible.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: But, you know, also, like, the stuff about, like, you know,
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: can your mom get me on SNL? I'm just, like,
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: I'm just worried that are, like, girls going to pretend
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: to like my sons because they want to try to
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: get on Juicy Scoop?
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: I've had people do that. What? Yeah, I've had people
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: be like, hey, this is, like, Can you, you should
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: talk to this person so I can get a juicy scoop.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, ah, do not come for my gig.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Get out of here. Oh my God.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: I know. See, you're like a hot, you're like a
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: hot commodity.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Listen, young girls, um, you can pretend to like my
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: sons just to get to me. I don't really care.
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm going to do?
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: Just be nice to them.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: Don't.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: I was, I'm going to say, I'm going to take
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: this Ireland Baldwin story and I'm going to do a
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: tick tock of all the meanest comments that I've received.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: From Juicy Scoop. Okay. Like, in the comments section. And
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: I'll play that TikTok song. That sad Justin Bieber song
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: or whatever.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: And you did say something traumatic happened the last time
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: you were hearing a mean comment about your friend here.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: I had like a pimple or something.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: It's called a plus one.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Plus one. They were like, pop the zit already.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: And then someone replied like, seriously, I'm so over it.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: And I'm just like, okay, well, I'm sorry.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: Sorry that, you know.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: And I want to apologize to the people watching this.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: I don't currently have the budget for a makeup artist
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: or an esthetician to pop people's skin or give Botox
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: before we go on. But that is a goal and
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: I'm secreting it.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: And the Met Gala funds will next year come to
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: the Juicy Scoop Foundation. To help us get a makeup artist. Yes.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: Annie can only do so much.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: So you don't suffer from post-traumatic stress of mean YouTube comments.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: Getting bullied.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Ireland, you're beautiful and please stop dating awful people.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, seriously. Okay.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Let's get into the Johnny Depp latest.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: So Annie's going to look up the latest while I talk.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: But what has come down is Amber Heard has now
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: taken the stand. And I got to see a little
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: before we recorded. And well, first her, the first person
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: that went before her, so her side is now presenting,
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: was a psychiatrist for her who said she absolutely suffered
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: from post-traumatic stress disorder based on her relationship with Johnny
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Depp and being in like, I forgot the words that
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: she used. So that differs from the psychiatrist or psychologist
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: that Johnny Depp's team is. interviewed her for 12 hours,
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: said she was histrionic, had personality disorder, but did not
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder of a domestic violence victim.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Of course, he's saying, I never touched her. She's saying
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: he did. That's what this is about. And so she's
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: on the stand. And from what I saw, the attorney's
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: asking about her auditioning for Rum Diary and working on
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Rum Diary. And that is where she met Johnny Depp.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: And there's still the updates.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: It's just more of that story.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, more of that story.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: So anyway, basically what I caught a little of is
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: she was talking about how there was seemed to be
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: some inappropriate flirting going on between the more powerful star
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: johnny depp and herself and she was wearing some robe
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: and she had these like old-fashioned undergarments on and he
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: took his foot his boot and he kicked it up
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: and he was like yummy yeah yummy or something So
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: he was flirting with her. And so we're setting the
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: stage for this power dynamic that started, you know, not
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: only was he the bigger star and the more powerful
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: star and the richer star and being a man, but also,
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: you know, 25 years or whatever is older than she.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: And it started right from the moment that they met
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: and started working together, which is an interesting establishment. Like,
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: I don't necessarily doubt it, but. Who cares?
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: I don't think.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Like, if... You know, like, if I... Okay. But it's
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: setting the stage that that's why.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: Like, I'm being groomed, that kind of a thing.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: And I think it's just... In Johnny's defense, he could say, oh,
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: I didn't say yum. I said rum. Like, rum diaries.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: That's the movie we're on. Like, I don't think... No, no, no, no, no.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: I was saying rum. I.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm still... So... I'm still, and Elon
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: Musk is her ex-boyfriend as well. And he's saying that
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: this is like a million dollars going into this. I
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: don't think.
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: No.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: I think Amber. No, no, no.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: I know. I think he gave a million dollar donations
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: to charities, but in Amber's name.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, got it. Well, I don't think, I think once
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: she fired her whole, what was it? Legal defense. I
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: just think it's weird. Didn't she fire her legal defense?
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: No, she has her legal defense, but she's hired a
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: new PR.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: PR. You're right. Sorry.
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: So she's hired her whole PR people. I just think.
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: I feel bad. She's already been cut out of Aquaman 2.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: She's in it for 10 minutes.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: I know. I just think she's really shit the bed
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: on this one. I just think that she's not. There's
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: no coming back. I don't care. I don't think anyone's
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: going to be like, I need another Amber Heard movie.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: I'm not like, oh, Amber Heard, one of the greatest
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: actresses of our time. I don't know.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Or people are going to think she's. a good actress
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: because they won't believe anything she says on the stand.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: So it depends or vice versa. So does it say
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: anything else that's happening? Just she's telling that story.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: He made her feel seen? Yeah. You were seen in
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: a movie. So I think.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: She's going to establish that he pursued her in a
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: power dynamic and then once he got her and once
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: she said yes to marriage, everything changed. And then she was,
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: you know, beholden to him and trapped in this awful domestic, violent,
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: and verbally abusive relationship.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: And that's what I think she was going to say.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: Until she got married.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: Right. Yes. Which people have said that. They've said, like,
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: you know, from the, like, you know, from the moment,
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: once he married me, that was it. You know, like,
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: it was totally different. That is a true thing. So
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: we'll see. You know, people may, it looks like most
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: people are very pro- Johnny Depp, it's just going to
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: come down to, do you believe? Because the allegations that
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: she said in the last trial that he lost with
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: the son, where the son said he's a wife beater.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: So then they did a whole trial where he was
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: suing them for defamation. And they said, we believe you
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: are a wife beater for these reasons. So we already,
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: we already, people already are privy to what her claims are.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: There is one extremely horrible act that she says happened
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: that was violent and like sexual assault and everything, which
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: of course she denies. And I don't know if there's
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: any proof of that, but I think she's going to
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: end up telling that story and it'll be interesting how
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: people react.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that will be good.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: Because it'll be pretty devastating. Okay, moving on. Brian Laundrie's parents,
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: this was, remember, Gabby Petito. They went on the camping trip.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: She went missing. He came back, never told anybody that
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: she wasn't with him. The parents found out. They suffered
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: this whole time. His parents, Brian's parents, were not sharing anything. Anyway,
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: so Gabby's parents found out that she was killed. They realized...
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Then Brian went missing. He killed himself. And it was
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: concluded that he, in fact, was the one responsible for
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: her death. She was strangled, and it was him. So
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: the whole thing is, did the parents know?
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: They were so uncooperative.
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: This is what's weird. So they're suing the parents, which
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: that's not the weird part. But they're only suing for $ 30, 000.
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I find that so bizarre, and.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: If I was the parents of Brian, I mean, I
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: understand if it was $ 3 million, I'd be like, okay,
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: let me try to fight this. But if it was this,
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, please, here's the $ 30, 000. I'm, I just
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: want us to both try to heal. You lost a daughter.
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: I lost.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't, you know, what they did was wrong,
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: but at the same, like, I just don't know. I've
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: never wouldn't, I don't know what parents do in that situation.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: throughout time people have protected loved ones that have done
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: heinous crimes. What they did was completely wrong to make
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: them wonder and all this stuff. And they went on
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: vacation with him. And so they're saying when they went
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: on vacation with him, they must have known then. Yes.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: You need to up the ante on that because also
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: I have not forgotten that there's drone footage of Brian's,
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: mother and father in the backyard. Do you remember this?
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: Where people thought he was living.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: Underground and you see a hand coming out of the
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: flower bed. Yes. It was like, take something. And then
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: they realized that the drones looking at them and they
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: go inside.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: That was a crazy video.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: That was whack. That was weird.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: I a hundred percent think they knew.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: They completely knew. They completely knew.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: It was just so cruel that like, you know, the,
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: they were all calling the parents, everything like, we haven't
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: heard from Gabby. Have you heard from Brian? And they
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: literally weren't even calling them back. So they were freaking
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: out and they absolutely acted wrongly. And the whole thing
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: is a horrible tragedy.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: I think the whole family knew. I think he told
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: his parents like, there's no way I'm getting out of
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: this alive. I'm accepting my fate. I'm, you know, take this,
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: I'm taking this to my grave. I love you both,
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: but I have to go see you later. And that
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: was it to protect his family as well, to protect
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: the mother and father. So, it made them look like
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: they didn't know. So now all they can do and
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: really do is, unless there's like a lie detector test,
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: you know, a polygraph test, they can just be like, yeah,
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: we didn't know. We had no idea.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, they're not up for criminal charges, I
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: don't think. So it's just like, but I just don't
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: understand why it's so little.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: It's weird.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: We've all ever heard.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Why aren't their attorneys asking for more? But I will
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: say that this weekend, our little Annie, same age as
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Gabby Petito, is going with a relatively new boyfriend.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: Really? Where? Yosemite. Who I know. I know him.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: So Peter and I are wondering if we should put
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: an AirTag on her.
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: Yes, get an iPhone AirTag.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: And just put it in her backpack or something, or
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe the back of her neck. I
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: don't know how you tap an AirTag. Like a necklace? Yeah,
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: like a charm necklace. Yeah, like a cute charm.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: But he can't listen to this episode, so we give
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: him the, you know, this is what we're doing. We're
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: protecting our little Annie darling.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: We don't need to do a tracker. Yeah. No, but
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, listen.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: God, you better come back.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: It is a shorter weekend than what they were doing.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: I do think being in a van for, you know,
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: months on end or however long it was is a
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: little long to be with a love.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think if you're in a van for more
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: than a week, like maybe it's time to break up.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's something to be concerned with. But, you know,
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: there you go.
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: I don't want to do this, like, what was that
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: Francis McDormand movie?
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was so depressing.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: What was it? Land, something land?
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It was so depressing. She just went
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: around to, like.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: Nomadland. Yeah.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, God, no.
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: No, thanks.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: James Corden. As you know, I haven't talked about this yet,
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: he is leaving the Late Late Show. I don't know
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: who watches that show, but everyone's heard of Carpool karaoke.
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: And the crosswalk musicals.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: And he just said, you know, I've been thinking about
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: it for a while and I think there's one more
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: chapter left in my life.
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: Well, that's optimistic.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: Well, like one more big entertainment thing that I want
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: to do that if I continue to like sign the
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: next seven years up, I might miss that time to
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: do something else.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: No.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: So people are wondering what they'll do, who will replace him.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: People that they've talked about that I've heard are Annie
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Cohen and also Kate McKinnon. Who else was there? I
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: want to say there was another woman they were talking about.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: Anyway. Leslie Jones?
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: No, but she's a movie.
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: She's screaming at everybody.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, the thing is about this
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: show is it's called The Late Late Show because it's
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: very late. It's a very late show.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: Leslie would keep people awake for sure.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: And I know people will, I know there'll be like
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: a push to, it should be a woman. Yeah. But
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say, as someone that knows everything, a
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: lot of women don't stay up as late as men.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: We're mothers.
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: Coastal grandmothers.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: We're mothers.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: In bed by nine.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: And I definitely think it's not like not giving a
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: woman a chance, but if I was going to want
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: to ensure that this time slot soared, I would probably
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: try to find another guy.
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: I really would. That guys that are like single or
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: have maybe unconventional jobs that that would naturally stay up
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: that late would watch.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: I'm available. Yeah, that's what you're saying.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: That's what I was saying.
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: I would do it. You know what's crazy about this? Yeah.
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: He said in a statement that this was the most
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: difficult decision he's ever made, and it came out that
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: he turned down $ 50 million to go on with the show.
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: Isn't that crazy?
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: God, that next chapter better be fucking great.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: It better be not wicked. Don't be in the Wicked movie,
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: but $ 50 million. I guess he.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Wants to play something that isn't this goofy.
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: Guy and stuff. But who cares about.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Playing anything anymore? $ 50 million.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: Is pretty nice. $ 50 million is $ 50 million.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: He's married and has kids, right?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I know he acts extremely not straight, but apparently
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: he is. I'm just saying. Like, I'm saying the obvious. Why?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: Because he was in Cats? Is that why, Heather?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: Because he sings and he dances.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: And he has a big accent. I know, it is weird.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: He's just like.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he just, you know, but I guess he absolutely.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: Loves crushing puss. Yeah.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And he's shocked. And he is losing her mind
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: He has a wife.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: Are you like Kelly Clarkson with Ryan Seacrest when she
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: found out Ryan was straight? Do you remember that clip?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: She's like, he's straight. Yeah. James Corden is straight. And
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: I mean, but yeah, $ 50 million. I'm like, oh, like
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: I've been watching recently selling sunset. I got into it.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: So now I'm watching these houses and they're like, you know,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: $ 50 million. I'm like, oh my God. Like, oh, I couldn't, oh,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: I couldn't turn down $ 50 million. And it's a late
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: night show and you've got writers and staff. I don't know.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: It better. Yes, exactly. This next chapter of the James
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: Corden journey better be worth it.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah. I mean, you know, I only watch the
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: show when I'm doing stand-up like on a Friday night
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: and I come home and it's like 2 a.m. And
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: that's when I kind of see it. And it's good.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's good interviews. I just, you know, that's
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying. I'm just saying if you're going to–
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: because I remember when– like before James got it.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: Like the rumor in our office was that Chelsea, they
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: were considering Chelsea. And so we sort of were like,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, what if she gets the show? Then
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: we'll be on a CBS show. But I remember even
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: thinking back then, like, well, the show couldn't be Chelsea lately.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: It couldn't be our same dorky jokes and like chewy
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: and like all that kind of stuff. So like, would,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: and would we even be featured or what? But would
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: that be exciting that it's like a prime time thing,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: but it is so late. Anyway, I don't really know
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: how far, but there was definitely talks of like her,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: then they gave it to him.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: So it's interesting because it's like, now he's gone. Ellen's
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: taped her last show. Yeah. You know, Kelly Clarkson is
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: now taking over Ellen's spot.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. If, if Chelsea does get this, nothing
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: would surprise me.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: Nothing would surprise me, you know, but Sherry Shepard's taking
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: over Wendy Williams spot. I'm like, I can't wait for that,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: but that's a good choice.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: I think she's going to kill it. Um, But it
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: is interesting. I'm not like a big, maybe, you know what?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: Can I make a juicy scoop prediction?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: Of course you can. You're welcome to do one. Yeah.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: He's going to end the show.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: He's going to do some movies.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: But he's going to do a stand-up comedy tour. I
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: think he's going to get back into stand-up.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: I'm going to top that.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: Okay. Okay. It will, unfortunately. Wait, did you say you
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: were going to top me? Heather, Jesus. I have to
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: consent first.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, for the people that want to go see this
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: comedy tour, it is also going to involve some singing.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, yes, full cabaret.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: It's going to be like cabaret.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: Full cabaret. The Countess could never. It's going to be, yes.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: And travel the world. And then he's going to be
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: tackled at the Hollywood Bowl.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: I think that's what's going to happen. It's going to
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: be like a singing, dancing, some of my famous friends
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: show up.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Yes, I was just going to say, yes, yes, yes.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: Wait, stop.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: I have a better prediction.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: What's happening?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: You guys. I know.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry to say this. He's going to have a
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: residency in Vegas.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: In Vegas.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: He's going to have a residency in Vegas.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: Which is going to be more than $ 50 million.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: And he's going to be more than $ 50 million. And
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: he can live in an air-conditioned mansion in the desert.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: And the stars and the people will come to him.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: And it's fresh and it's different. And he gets that initial.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: And more people will probably watch it sitting live than
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: what was watching it at 2 a.m. It's happening.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: It's happening. And he's going to do a digital platform
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: of carpool karaoke on the Vegas Strip with whoever's in
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: Vegas and do Vegas crosswalk garbage. Okay.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: You're welcome, everyone.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: Yep, yep, yep. Speaking of garbage, Teresa.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: Real Housewives of New Jersey happened last night.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: And I'm going to tell you the scenario and tell
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: me what you think. So, Teresa is divorced after coming
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: back from prison. She and her husband divorced. She fell
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: in love with this guy, Louis. She's engaged. She's planning
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: her wedding. And it has been made clear that she said,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: I don't want my sister-in-law, who also joined the show
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: a year or two after her, which is her brother's wife, Melissa.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: Melissa Gorga? Melissa Gorga, who's gorgeous. Gorga George. She looks
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: like J-Lo. She has the best body. And she's, like,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: really a sweet person. Like, nobody doesn't like her. Okay, so,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: except for Teresa. So Teresa says, I'm not going to
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: have Melissa as my bridesmaid. And most people said, who
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: wants to be a bridesmaid at 40 anyway?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: It's fine.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: I at the time said, I'm sure she's only going
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: to have her four daughters who are like, you know,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: 14 to 22 or whatever. That makes sense. Just have
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: your pretty daughters. Like, you know. Well, on the reunion,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: it got revealed that she's having Louis' sisters in it.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: So she's having her new sister-in-law's-to-be of one year. She's
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: only known for one year. And screwing over Melissa, not
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: having Melissa in it, who she's known for the last 20.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: So Melissa's just like, look, I didn't care when it
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: was just your daughters, but now I'm hurt that it's,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: you know, these girls that you just met.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: And we are your family. The parents have passed. Like,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: this is your only sibling. You know, my husband, your brother. And, like,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: we are hurt, and I just don't get it, you know. Well,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: here's the thing. Teresa... was always, I think, always jealous
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: of Melissa.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: Always mad that, really mad that they got on the
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: show too, even though that's what made the show. I
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: don't think the show would still be on today had
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: her brother and sister-in-law hadn't joined because people love the
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: actual shit. And it's such an Italian talking shit about
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: each other, loyalty kind of thing that it's just absolutely fascinating.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: Trapped in a Maggiano's, yes.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: But this was my favorite part of last night. So
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: then she goes, Melissa goes, but you were my bridesmaid
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: when I got married to your brother. And she goes, yeah,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: when I was eight and a half months pregnant, thanks
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: a lot. And everybody's like, and so Annie goes, what
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: do you mean? Was she supposed to wait till after
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: you had the baby? She's like, yeah, I mean, a
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: good sister-in-law would do that. They would wait until after, like,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: you know, I had the baby, like, I look skinny.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: And cute again. Bitch, it's not about you.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: It's not about you.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: Turn it down, then.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: She's a God, she's awful.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: I'm like, so you expected this girl to schedule her wedding. Yeah.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: Around your pregnancy.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: And then like, not just have the baby, but like
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: wait another six to seven months until you get snatched again,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: which really takes a year. And, and I was just like,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: you know what? You, you just don't, you know, this
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: is going to hurt them and you want to hurt them.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: So you're not including them. And you don't want her
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: to shine because this way, Melissa's a housewife, too. So
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: if Melissa was standing up there, too, she would get
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: some attention.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: That's all it is. What's the... I'm not... I don't
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: really follow the... Ask away. The Jersey housewives. But there
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: was those clips that were going around of them on
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: a girl's trip in Nashville?
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: Where she's just throwing drinks?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: Yes. Teresa cleared a table of drinks at Margaret because...
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: She's like, Margaret, stop asking questions about Louis. So what
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: that a couple of his businesses have been investigated. So
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: what that a couple of his ex-fiances have claimed that
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: he's not treated them well. It's all out there in
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: the blogs, and she blamed Margaret.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: And she's just tossing drinks. And is this the one
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: where Andy, like, loses his mind?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: Yes, he does scream. Yeah, like, it's just... Yeah, he's just.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: Just over it.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, it's just... Anyway, it's a lot of over-talking,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: but it's pretty juicy.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: Will Andy be a bridesmaid now that he just had
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: a baby? I mean, did he wait long enough for
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: the wedding?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: You know, I mean, he looks pretty snatched from just
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: having a baby. No, I'm sure he'll be invited.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he'll be there.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: He'll be invited. And, you know, and like, look, but.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: You know, it's good content. Like, I'm sure they'll film it.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: This is all great content for the show. But I
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: really don't think, show or not, especially if it's going
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: to be filmed for the show, she definitely no does
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: not want gorgeous melissa in there.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: But then then that says so much because we're not
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: stupid we know what's going on it's just like okay
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: so you're that girl now yes exactly so theresa is
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: the new jersey version of new york's ramona Like, they've
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: had their time. It's time for them to go?
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, is she going to go? I don't know. But
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: Ramona would be like, you know what?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: You know what, Justin?
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: I would always, if I had a beautiful sister-in-law, absolutely.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: I'd support women. I'd want her to be in a
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: gorgeous dress. I mean, I, of course, would be the
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: most gorgeous. But you know what? I love my girlfriends.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: My girlfriends are hot. I think that she would share
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: the stage with the girlfriends.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: But she would also fall off the stage because she'd
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: be shit-faced. She did.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: Ramona did have, yes, possibly, Ramona did have a vow renewal,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: as every housewife does, just a year or two before
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: you get divorced. And it was for her 17-year wedding
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: anniversary because that's when people usually do a vow renewal.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: But she did not have bridesmaids for that. I think
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: she just had Avery in it. I do think, I mean,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: I do think But that's the thing. Teresa wants a
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: big thing. She's Italian. She should have just had her
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: daughters or no one. It's a real fuck you to
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: have Louis' sisters in it. But the Louis' sisters probably
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: are kissing their ass. They've only known her for a year.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Your friend of 20 years, your sister-in-law, there's history there.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: But this sister was... I mean, Melissa was like, when
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: you were away, that they always say away or whatever,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: like they never say prison. When you were away... Who
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: was helping getting your girls to dance class? Who was
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: taking care of your sick mother?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: Like, I've been here for 20 years. Don't take that
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: away from me. And she's like, I actually talked to
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: the girls. You didn't pick them up that many times.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, shut up.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's a monster.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So that's where we are on that.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: She's an Italian monster. And as an Italian, I can
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: say that.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Atlanta, you will enjoy this. Marlo is,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: it just aired, and Marlo is, created a business. That
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: is all of her designer clothes that she has collected
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: over the years from the rich men that she has
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: dated and whatever seeking arrangement that might have been. And
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you've ever taken French.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: I have. I took a course, yes. Okay.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: So she called this Le Archive.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: Which means?
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: But it's wrong because they're– Archive starts with an A,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: so you would have just had L apostrophe A.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: L apostrophe A.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: But anyway, this is what she's named her. This is
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: not one person in planning this whole business where you
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: can rent her clothes that she has worn. Mm-hmm. And
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: the rental prices are so– you've heard about like a
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: renter runway, right? It's this big company that women do.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: It's a really good thing, especially for like sorority girls
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: or you can rent a dress for maybe $ 100 that's
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: worth like $ 800. Multiple people rent it, whatever. They send
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: it to you. She's renting things that retail at like $ 3, 000
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: for $ 1, 000 a day. Not a deal.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: Not a deal. Not a deal. No. This is not
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: a deal.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: It's like the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: Le rip-off is what it is. It's not Le Archive. Also, like,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: just do a consignment store. Just sell your.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, my God. One of the things they were showing,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: one of the things was like, retailed at, like, whatever, $ 5, 000.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: And it was like $ 800, or no, no. Yeah, it was, no,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: it was even more than that. Like, how much it
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: was a day. It was ridiculous. Like, $ 1, 400 a day
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: to borrow this dress. Like buy a dress, buy a
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: brand new dress.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Buy a new dress. And also do you have
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: to be her size? Do you have to be.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: Like, that's the other thing. Like little candy, uh, is
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: there's like, she's like, I'm like a petite person. I
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: wouldn't be able to borrow her clothes. She's like a
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: tall woman. Yeah. That's a weird, horrible idea.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: Wait, can you go back real quick?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: It's following two people. Okay, cool. She's following two people.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: Let archive. Really get it out there.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Real Housewives of New York.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: Not, sorry.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip trailer is out. And it's
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: all the ex-housewives. And they all go to Dorinda's place.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: Who do we have?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: We have Brandi Glanville.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: Vicky. Vicky. Jill.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: Jill Zarin. Phaedra.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: Phaedra. Dorinda. Tamra.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: What's her name again? Taylor? No. Taylor. The other one that, Eve. No,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: that's our name, Eve.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, Eve from Atlanta? Is that her? Yeah, that hits her, yeah.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: But is her name Eve?
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she was on, yeah, Eve, Eva, Eva.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: Eva, Eva.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 4: She was on America's Next Top Model.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: Eva, and then.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: Eva the Diva, yes.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: Who the heck is this?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: God, she looks good. That's Taylor.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: That's Taylor. Oh, she looks different in this photo.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: She looks sad. Wow, this is a good one. I'm
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: gonna get on this one. Okay. I didn't watch the
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: first one. This is a good group.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: And it's all about How Vicky is heartbroken because her boyfriend,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: Steve Lodge, brother of Roger Lodge of Blind Date.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: Roger Lodger.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: Yes. Broke up with her right before she had to
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: go film this. And he has since already married a
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: 37-year-old woman. He was 63. And he already married a
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: 37-year-old girl that he was apparently seeing while. So she's devastated.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: And Dorinda apparently is not very nice about it.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: But, I mean, my God, I don't care. I just
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: want Dorinda just guzzling Kim Crawford and shit. That's all
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: I want.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: So, what I have heard is, yeah, it's a lot of.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: Drunk Dorinda?
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: Dorinda. Slurring. I made it nice. I cooked. I cleaned.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: You know what, Vicki? Nobody cares.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: Nobody cares.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: My husband, Richard, died. He visited me as a red balloon.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: You're in Blue Manor.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: What do we think is going to happen? Is Brandy
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: going to make out with Taylor? Do we have going
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: to have like a three way with two of the girls?
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: The trailer is a lot of what we always see,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: which is now is a lot of women. over 50,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: flashing their tits, grabbing each other's tits, having some type
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: of dildo party.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: I'm aroused.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: Pajamas.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: Rolling, falling drunk and then like yelling at a dinner. Yeah.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: So I think we're, it'll be good.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, what else could we want?
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Speaking of more housewife news, Mimi is suing Bravo and
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: NBC Universal execs. And she claims, I've been blacklisted. When
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: you haven't worked in three years, when all of a
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: sudden you're working and sought after and suddenly you're not working,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: it's being blacklisted. I haven't caused any problems on any set.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: Everybody I've ever worked with I had. a good working
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: relationship with, except for this group of people. So she
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: filed a lawsuit saying that she was discriminated against. And that,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's going to be another black China thing.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: Like I was blackballed. Good luck trying to prove it.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: First of all, three years, two of those years were COVID.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: There weren't, there wasn't a lot of working going on
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: for the actors. Secondly, you were on a show. She
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: was on the show, Ryan Murphy, um, And, you know,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: if he doesn't want to hire you anymore, well, how
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: is that Bravo's fault? Like, she was on, what was
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: that show? The New Normal. She was on Glee. I
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: don't know. So he always calls the same people back.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: What's that one girl that's on every single Ryan Murphy thing?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 4: Sarah Paulson.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: Sorry, maybe you're not as delightful as Sarah Paulson.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Sarah Paulson's an actress. She's a Golden Globe winning actress.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: You are an idiot.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: What's the difference? Like, yeah.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: Here's the thing.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: As a writer on the critically acclaimed show Cupcake Wars.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 4: Sorry, Celebrity Cupcake Wars. She was on with Cynthia.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, do tell.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: Who made the better cupcakes?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: So did they each have to make cupcakes? Yeah.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 4: Okay. Yeah, they had to make cupcakes. I had to write.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: Were they going against each other or they were a team?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: No, they were a team. Okay. Yeah, they were like
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: team housewives or whatever.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Cynthia was a delight. NeNe was just like not
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: giving anyone the time of day. So you can't say
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: that you were like a delight to work with.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: So as someone who was on a set with Yeah.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: You are willing to be deposed to defend.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she was. I mean, I'm not going to say
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: like she was like a nightmare, but I mean, like
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 4: when everybody else is showing up on time and to say,
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: let me ask you this. We all had to like
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: wait for Nene to show up. And it was like, oh, OK.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be an attorney. So I am defending
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: NBC Universal.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: OK. So, Mr.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: Martindale.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: So it would be fair to say if you found
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: yourself in another writer's room and you're working on another
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: type of game show, maybe it's a different type of
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: cooking show, and they're looking at housewives to choose to
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: be part of it. And the choice is Cynthia Bailey,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: NeNe Leakes, Tamara Judge, and Jill Zarin.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: You can only pick three.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: Who would you pick?
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: I will pick Jill. I will pick, who was the
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: first one? Cynthia. Cynthia, for sure. She was a pleasure
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 4: to work with, having experience with her. Mm-hmm. This is
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: where it comes down to it. These last two women believe.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: Tamara or NeNe.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 4: Tamara loves working out for the Lord.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: And I appreciate that. Mm-hmm. She loves a bedazzled cross
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: on her shirt. Mm-hmm. But she also has a professional attitude.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go with that. Okay. NeNe, there's a
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: lot of eye-rolling. Mm-hmm. There was some name-calling. Mm-hmm. Um,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: I was slapped by her. No, I'm just kidding. No, but, uh, I, I, yes,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go with Tamara on that one.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: And you know, that's the thing. Sometimes it's not that
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: you held up the set for an hour or, um,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: it just can be like, ah, I didn't enjoy. That's
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: the thing. What in this business? It's so personal. Yeah.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: It's really not objective. It's very subjective. And it really
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: sometimes comes down to one person. And that's why it's
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: so hard to say that you were really blacklisted or whatever.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: Because it's like, were you really? Or, you know.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: Did you? Yeah. Did you see the video of her
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: walking through the, I don't know exactly where it was.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: It was either outside or it was at an airport
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: or somewhere. And someone was like, can I get a picture?
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 4: I'm like the biggest fan of yours. And she slapped
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: the guy's phone out of her, out of his hand.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 4: And like, his phone, like, crashed on the floor and
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: he called her the c-word well well and i'm just
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: like that's you can't say like oh i've been such
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: a delight to everybody it's like girl like you know
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: your place like you're a housewife and you you are
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: nini leaks i mean i'm not gonna say like she's
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: a nobody like she is like one of the first
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: iconic uh housewives of atlanta of the franchise.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: Right she was one of the first people she got
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: to be on the show.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: She left she left to.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: Go do all these other opportunities They welcomed her back.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: They paid her a lot. And then she's also saying, like, oh,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: my spinoffs, you know, never took off because they're blackballing me.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: Maybe we don't want a spinoff. We don't want a
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: NeNe show.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: But the other girls on her franchise who were also
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: women of color, like, you know, Portia's had a spinoff.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: Brandy has one coming out. Not Brandy. Candy.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: Candy has several.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: And... I think everyone knows Candy is super professional.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: Yes, she is.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: Working since she was like 15. Hits songs, actual resume.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 4: So, I mean, she.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: Creates the shows. She writes the shows. She thinks of
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: the shows. Like, that's who you want to be in
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: business with.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: I think, here's what I'm going to say. Another Juicy
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: Scoop prediction.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: Hopefully, this probably will never happen.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: But, NeNe reconciles with Kim. Okay.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 4: Don't be tardy for the party. Like, comes out with
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 4: a new season where they go on the road with, like,
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: a singing cabaret or something like that.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, I have a, I can double down on that,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: but in a sadder version.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 4: Sadder than don't be tardy for the party?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: The network's not going to give them another chance.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: But they will be able to start their own podcast.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: Oh, they'll start their own podcast.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: NeNe and Kim, we're going to go on the road.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: We're going to take this on the road. We're going
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: to screw the network. screw everybody and it'll be a
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: total disaster and they'll quit after like four and a
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: half months.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 4: You think so? They're just going to get tired of
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: each other. Yeah.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: And it's just not going to work out. They don't
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: know how to put a show together or whatever, but
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: that's probably what's going to happen because they're both going
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: to just, the first four episodes will be them just
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: bitching about Bravo people and everything and being like sore losers.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: So if you guys are thinking of this, Kim Zolciak,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: who are, I think she still has a podcast with
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: her husband. But her Tardy for the Party show is
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: no longer on. She had her own spinoff. Yes. And
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: I interviewed her and she was nice. But then she
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: got very mad at me that we filmed the YouTube
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: thing and I put the clip on it. Did she
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: get mad at you? Like she came to do it
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: and we had a video camera there. And I guess
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: I never made it completely clear or I never let
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: her sign off on the clip. I thought she looked great.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: We put a little clip on YouTube. Instagram and she
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: sent me like a nasty message and I was like,
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: all right, I'll take it down. I'm really sorry. Like I,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: I really thought you looked pretty, but you're right. I
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: didn't totally clear it with you. So I apologize, you know? Um,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: so yeah, I'm just saying the two of them together
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: now they're both, you know, don't have a TV deal.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: They're going to go, let's do our podcast show since
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: everyone makes a $ 10 billion a year doing a podcast. And, um,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: But it won't last. Yeah. Because they're not self-starters like that.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 4: See, that sucks because that's what people do now. It's
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 4: like if they're on a show or something that's ended, whatever,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: they'll go back with one of the co-stars and watch
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: old episodes. Maybe.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: You know what? Listen, girls. Take my idea. Run with it.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: If you can do it, great. It would probably be
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: very popular. But I don't know if they both have
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: such big egos. They do. They won't accept the fact
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: that this is probably the most tangible next move that
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: That they can do versus suing and hoping to strong
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: arm Bravo and Peacock to give me another chance to
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: be on this show.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 4: Because you know Kim wants to run with Don't Be
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 4: Tardy for the podcast. And you know that NeNe is
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 4: going to be, call it like, the bloop. You know. Yeah.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: What was some of NeNe's favorite lines? Oh, don't close
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: your eyes. She always would say to Kim, because Kim was,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: I guess, with a married man at one point. Big Papa,
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: but then she fell in love with Croy.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: Big podcast.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: And they've made four kids. And anyway, hers was, close
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: your legs to married men. That's a famous NeNe line.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 4: My favorite is not a white fridge. As someone with
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 4: a white fridge, sorry.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: By the way, I just saw a gorgeous kitchen. White
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: fridges are coming back.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 4: I'm in.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: They're coming back.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 4: Good, good. I love a good white fridge. So get ready.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: Joe, if you've got one.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: But yes, I think they're going to start a podcast
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 4: because everyone's doing podcasts. So, you know, our favorites.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: And it will be watching back the old shows together
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: because there's enough. And then when that runs out, then
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: they'll just start like interviewing other people and whatever. If
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: they last that long. They may not last that long.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: Their cover art.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 4: I'm already calling the cover art.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: You guys can't see the genius, the genius of Justin Martindale.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: Instead of holding a peach, an apple, an orange, they're
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: just holding a microphone, but they're not holding it with
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: their hand.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: They're holding it.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 4: They're cupping it.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: They're cupping it.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: Like it's, yeah.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: They're cupping it. Listen, any of you ex-housewives that were
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: even thinking about this idea, too fucking late. Yeah. We
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: already said it. And now you can't do it.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 4: You can Venmo me.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: You can either Venmo Justin.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: I want 10%.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: Or now you have to change your cover art.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 4: Yes, exactly.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: Wow. Justin, you did not disappoint.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 4: No, never.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: Never. You know, Justin, you are a tall, strong man.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: And I appreciate that. Uh-huh.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: Because if something goes down.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 4: In Napa?
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: At the Crew Egg. Someone said I was saying it wrong.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: I think it's the Crew Egg Winery.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: I know that you could save me.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: Peter will be there, but he will be pretty buzzed
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: at that point, so it can't depend on it.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 4: Evan will be there, too. He's not doing anything. He's
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 4: just going to look adorable, as always.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: So, no. Oh, speaking of which, I have one more thing.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: Where is it? I want to do a little update
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: on this juicy story. I don't know if you heard it,
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: but it's kind of hot.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 4: Okay. I'm here for hot.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: This woman worked at the prisons for 25 years. And
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: she said she was taking this other prisoner who's not
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: terrible looking.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 4: He looks like Jon Hamm. Yeah.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. And he's also, someone just let me
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: know that he's 6'9.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 4: Ooh, so he's got a big old dong. Mm-hmm.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: And she said, I'm taking him to, like, this doctor
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: or something. She put him in a car and left.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: She also said, I'm not going to come back for
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: the rest of the day because I have a doctor's appointment.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: And then they realized he was missing. And so at first,
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: you know, people thought, oh, my God, has she been
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: kidnapped by him? But pretty quickly, most people, especially someone
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: like me, was like, no, they fell in love. They're fucking.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: She got divorced seven years ago.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: And she sold her house two weeks ago for money.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: Like $ 30, 000, like $ 50, 000 or something less than what it
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: was appraised for, but because the person could pay her cash, $ 95, 000
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: in cash. So she took that money.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 4: And then— It's a shitty commission, let's be real.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: They left the car. They show them leaving the car.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: They do have AK-15s.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 4: AR-15s.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: Sorry. You can tell I was not raised with guns
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: or in Texas.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 4: Like an AK-15?
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: I thought that sounded so not right.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 4: An AR-15. Both assault weapons still, yes, deadly.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: So are those big long ones?
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 4: Those are the ones that are like, they shoot off
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 4: like tons. It's like what every mass shooting has. Okay.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, yeah. Yeah, I don't know anything about it,
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: but respect.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 4: They're the only exclusive guns for mass shootings.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: I respect everybody's right to bear arms.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: Just don't get them near me. I can't work a
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: TV remote. I should not be near a gun.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 4: It's terrible.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: But anyway, so they do have guns. They are looking
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: for them. We know now clearly. him and his six,
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: nine dong and her are a couple.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: That's his rap name too.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: He also has a brother that no one's heard of
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: for 10 from 10 years. We don't know if that
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: brother's involved or is they're getting, he's helping them something,
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: but their faces are everywhere. They're going to be caught soon.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 4: Um, Do we know what he's in jail for?
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: So it was murder, but it wasn't like a planned
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: out murder like he killed his girlfriend.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: It was like he was doing a robbery, and in
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: the robbery, he murdered some people.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, he's 6'9. He's a giant.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: And shooting, whatever. So he's a bad guy. He's a
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: professional criminal and a convicted felon, and people died.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: But I think that.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: That's something where if you're into dating prisoners it's the
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: kind of thing that you could overlook like you got
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: caught in gangs you were raised bad you had a
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: mean stepdad you were stealing money and you panicked when
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: someone came out from the door and you shot him
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: and you didn't mean it and you're so you're the
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: best looking correctional officer I've ever seen and we're meant
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: to be together let's.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 4: Just end on I think he's brainwashing her let's just
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 4: end on he's brainwashing.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: Her when you hit on me and I'm the I'm
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: the the correctional officer We're just going to end. Some
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: people don't like our improv, so I'm saying we're ending
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: on the improv.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think I'm going to take it from
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 4: the perspective of you look like this woman with labyrinth hair.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And I don't trust a woman without an upper lip.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: It's just that's me. Okay, okay. Like that weird like. Yeah. So, okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just going to.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 4: Hey, hot stuff. How are you doing today? Roger.
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  Speaker 2: Roger. I don't know his name.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: Can we just look up his name real quick? Because
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: I really want to get into this. Yeah. Okay.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 4: Hold on. We'll keep it going.
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  Speaker 2: Anyways, just stretching out before she goes on a trip
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  Speaker 2: to Yosemite.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 4: She's doing her research. She's picking safe words. She's looking.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: For rest stops.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 4: Can you just put a Sharpie dot on your hand
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: so if anything happens, you can just show it to anyone?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 4: Okay. It's Vicki White.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: Vicky.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 4: Vicky. What a name. C-K-I? C-K-Y. Ooh!
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: I'm divorced. I'm divorced. I'm going to tell you a
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: little about myself.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 4: Okay, tell.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: I married a son of a bitch. And thank God,
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: you know, I got this job 25 years ago. And
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: it's not easy. You know, not a lot of women
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: succeed in the correctional facilities. But, uh, I demand a
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: lot of respect and I receive it. And I'm no bullshit.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: But I'm also one to bring cupcakes to my fellow
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: correctional officers when it's their birthdays. What is his name?
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 4: You're Casey White.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, Casey White. They happen to have the same last
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: name but no connection. It just happened to have worked
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: out that way.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 4: That's weird.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they said that.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: You got five more minutes in here before you go
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: back in the cell. Vicki. Vicki. Yeah?
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 4: You look radiant, as always.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: Casey, stop your... I guess I colored my hair.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 4: Well, you know, I was thinking, how weird is it
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 4: that we have the same last name? You know, if
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 4: we just, I don't know, ran away together, you wouldn't
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 4: have to change your name. And you're a woman who
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: likes to receive things. And, well, I'm a giver.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: You better step back right now before I have to
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: change my underwear. Because I'm getting real wet, Casey. I
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: don't know if I can take this anymore.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 4: I've never told you this. A lot of women and
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 4: a lot of inmates in here ask me how tall
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 4: I am. And it's the same number as my favorite position.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 4: I'm 6'9. You motherfucker.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: You've got to stop flirting with me. I haven't been
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 2: at this job for 25 years. I don't think there's
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 2: love in my future, so don't even start to tease
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: with me.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 4: On a scale from 1 to 10, my love for
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 4: you is an AR-15.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: How do you know that I've got two AR-15s? In
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: my case, my daddy was raised on them.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 4: I know. I could see that with that twinkle in
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 4: your eyes you got there. And the way your upper
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 4: lip just does not exist, it just turns me on.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 4: And I've been in here a long, long time.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, now it's the day of. The day before the escape.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: All right, move it. Move it, people.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 4: What is it, Vicki?
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 2: I got it all set up.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: I told him that I'm taking you to a doctor's appointment.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: I'll be escorting you. Then we're going to get in
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: my car. You're going to fuck me so hard from behind.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: And then we're going to leave the car at a
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: place where I don't think there's surveillance cameras. And then
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: you and I are going to go off and we
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: are going to. Live the life that we were meant
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: to live.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: On a beach.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 2: In Mexico.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 4: I love that. I love Cinco de Mayo.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 2: Do you think they're in Mexico yet for Cinco de Mayo?
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 4: They are totally in Mexico for Cinco de Mayo. Yeah,
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 4: and then he's going to murder her and live there
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 4: forever without her.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, I don't think he's going to murder her.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 4: Okay, well, call me old-fashioned.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: She will catch him cheating.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, he's 6'9.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 2: He's like a cute Mexican girl, and she'll be so
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: heartbroken and so pissed that then she will tell the
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: authorities and is like, even if I have to go
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: to jail for a couple years, I want this son
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: of a bitch to suffer for cheating on me.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 4: I think you're right.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: Justin, tell everybody how they can get more of you.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh. Please get more of me. Follow me
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 4: on Instagram at Justin Martindale. You can follow me on
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 4: my podcast, which comes out every week called Just Sayin'
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 4: with Justin Martindale. And I will be in Napa with
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 4: you in June. June 17th. I will also be in
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 4: San Diego headlining the Comedy Store in La Jolla May 20th,
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 4: the weekend of May 20th. So come see me there.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 2: What a beautiful weekend to be in San Diego.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 4: It's going to be a good one.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 4: So yeah, I'm all over.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 2: Love it. Congrats.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 3: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 3: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 3: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 3: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 3: click and collect.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: So easy.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 3: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.