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Would you take $100 to do__________ · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, before we play the game that you have, let's play another quick game, Allie.
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  SPEAKER_01: What is it that I've always said about things that might be perceived as naughty?
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  SPEAKER_01: I've said this for 20 years.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's all in the mind of the beholder.
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  SPEAKER_01: Filth is in the mind of the receiver, not the giver.
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  SPEAKER_01: And Chris just proved it to me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: He goes, seriously, Scott, you just asked Allie if she wants to fill her trunk with wood.
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  SPEAKER_01: How so much for a family show?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's great.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, if she needs to, you know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm just here to handle needs as they come along, I guess.
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  SPEAKER_00: Would you pay someone a hundred dollars to do these things, or would you take a hundred dollars to do it yourself?
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  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
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  SPEAKER_00: Fish your house keys out of the toilet.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I would do that myself.
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  SPEAKER_00: Me too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Give me a hundred bucks.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_01: Give me the hundred.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait on your ex's parents at a restaurant.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm giving someone else a hundred dollars to do that.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it's hard to give up a hundred bucks, isn't it?
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  SPEAKER_00: Scott!
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  SPEAKER_01: If I have to hear that voice again ever in my life.
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  SPEAKER_01: God Jesus.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my Lord.
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  SPEAKER_00: I would do it myself.
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  SPEAKER_00: I actually really like my ex's parents a lot.
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  SPEAKER_00: Clean out your fro clean out a fridge.
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  SPEAKER_00: This one's oh clean out a fridge that lost power in May.
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  SPEAKER_00: In May! That has hamburger in it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's going to I'm hiring somebody.
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  SPEAKER_01: What are you doing later, Allie?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh so we have this here.
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  SPEAKER_00: We should actually do this for a TikTok.
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  SPEAKER_00: We have somebody who has not been in this building for quite some time.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I hear that her fridge in the front is pretty atrocious.
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  SPEAKER_01: Ah, we were told not to open it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know, but somebody's got to.
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  SPEAKER_00: Eventually.
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  SPEAKER_01: Things are gonna start leaking.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, were we told not to open it because it's not our property?
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  SPEAKER_01: Or were we told not to open it because we don't know what is now living inside, waiting for us to open it and suck us into another dimension of hell?
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  SPEAKER_00: Probably both, but can't we both can't we call that person and say, hey, we know you're not.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well now, that's another breach that I don't feel like talking to our HR department about.
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  SPEAKER_01: So moving along.
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  SPEAKER_00: Would you pay somebody$100 to remove a dead mouse from under your sink, or are you doing it yourself?
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  SPEAKER_01: I could do that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm paying somebody.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
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  SPEAKER_01: Paying somebody for a mouse, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: A beehive, I'm paying somebody.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, see, a beehive I could do.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, no, I don't want to get stunned.
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  SPEAKER_00: No issues with that.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then the last one is clean a stranger's vomit out of your car.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_01: Actually, you know.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I could do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: And here's why.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I know I impress some people with this, but I have no real problems with body bodily fluids.
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  SPEAKER_01: That either.
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  SPEAKER_01: Back to the wood in your trunk.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, so I've had Lydia barf in the car a couple times.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Gavin's had it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I've I've changed the diarrhea diapers.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, I've I've held hair back while somebody's had to barf.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is it the most pleasurable thing?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not signing up to say, okay, everybody can hire me for a hundred dollars to do it on the regular.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can handle it.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's how I feel too.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have cleaned up enough puke from friends.
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  SPEAKER_01: Although there there is a story, now that you mention this, of uh a friend who we all know very well.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll leave the names out of this, with the exception of Cooper, because we work with her.
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  SPEAKER_01: And we were all on our way back years ago from a concert up at CMAC.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: And let's just say one of her friends who will remain nameless had to blow chunks.
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  SPEAKER_01: And oh, I enforced her face out the window.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, you stick your head right out that window.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm used to There's just vomit.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just mid-air.
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  SPEAKER_01: She spackled an 18-wheeler like you've never seen.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was like, wow.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that was incredible.
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  SPEAKER_00: That wasn't the first or last time for that guy.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, no, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or her, actually, now that I think about it.
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  SPEAKER_01: But that was the I'm like, I'll if there's a few remnants, I'll get to it, but I do not want the entire load of it.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's a skill to actually vomit while you're going 70 down the room.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, she wasn't driving.
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  SPEAKER_01: She was No, I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: But still, I mean that's a lot of pressure, like air pressure.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, you just no, you you turn your head and it blows like a fan.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.