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Hey Patty__ _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _646(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: I want to wish everybody a happy St. Patrick's Day.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what it is, baby, St. Patty.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Patty.
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  Speaker 1: Do Patty. We used to have this girl boss and
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: her parents didn't let her do much. You know, and
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  Speaker 1: God didn't really let her do much. She didn't have,
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  Speaker 1: you know, she probably had a couple of abilities. But
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  Speaker 1: she was in charge of bringing the garbage out to
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  Speaker 1: the curb, you know. And we'd be out there about
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  Speaker 1: a bus stop sometime, and she'd lug them cans on out.
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  Speaker 1: And it was kind of like one of the only
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  Speaker 1: times she'd kind of go out and about. And so
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  Speaker 1: she'd get all dressed up and even sometimes put her
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  Speaker 1: mama's lipstick on and pull them garbage cans out there.
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  Speaker 1: And we'd be like, hey, Patty. And she would smile, bro.
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  Speaker 1: She'd smile. I mean, she would get all shy sometimes
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  Speaker 1: and even hide. She would stop pulling the can and
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  Speaker 1: hide behind it. So she'd be hiding behind that garbage can,
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  Speaker 1: but we'd be like, hey, hey, Patty. Just kind of,
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  Speaker 1: you know, being sweet to her or whatever. Just not
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  Speaker 1: really flirting, but just, you know, just hey, Patty in her.
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  Speaker 1: And she would just be so shy and nervous, boy. Hey, Patty.
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  Speaker 1: And she'd be pulling that can out there to the curb.
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  Speaker 1: But she'd smile so big when we kind of like
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  Speaker 1: be flirting at her, you know. And her lipstick, man,
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  Speaker 1: she'd smile so big she'd get lipstick on her earlobes, bro.
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  Speaker 1: She was like that, happyed out. And there's something nice
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  Speaker 1: about that, seeing somebody get joyed out. Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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  Speaker 1: Who was St. Patrick? Let me look it up real quick.
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  Speaker 1: Who was St. Patrick? Because I've been to some St. Paddy's, boy. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: one time I was out, I remember down in Rochester.
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  Speaker 1: downtown over there. And people are getting blasted. They're just like, St. Patrick!
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  Speaker 3: St.
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  Speaker 1: Patrick! They don't even know, you know, hey, Patty. People
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  Speaker 1: don't even know what's going on, dude. People out there
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  Speaker 1: just eating cigarettes. And just, dude, they had one dude,
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  Speaker 1: he had his kid in one of those wagons, like
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  Speaker 1: a little wagon. He had a one-year-old just, or maybe
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  Speaker 1: a half of one-year-old. That bitch probably You know, just
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  Speaker 1: however much half of one is. And that was him.
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  Speaker 1: The baby. Just a little damn manger. This motherfucker had
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  Speaker 1: like a little to-go manger. Just some hay around that bitch.
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  Speaker 1: And he'd stacked a bunch of to-go orders on top
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  Speaker 1: of that baby, bruh. Just to keep him warm, bruh.
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  Speaker 1: A baby stay warm. Touch a baby, bruh. On its
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  Speaker 1: back or whatever. Touch it again in an hour. I
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  Speaker 1: bet you that bitch still warm. But yeah, this dude,
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  Speaker 1: he was just rolling home, bro. He had like six
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  Speaker 1: or seven to-go orders stacked on that sleeping baby, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Bunch of garbage plates stacked on a damn four-month-old. What
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  Speaker 1: do we got here?
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  Speaker 4: St.
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  Speaker 1: Patrick. And this is on perplexity. That's what I'm using.
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  Speaker 3: St.
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  Speaker 1: Patrick was a 5th century Christian missionary and bishop. He
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  Speaker 1: was born in Britain. At age 16, he was captured
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  Speaker 1: by Irish raiders and taken to Ireland as a slave.
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  Speaker 1: where he herded animals for about six years before escaping
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  Speaker 1: back to his family. Let's go, Paddy. Hey, Paddy. After
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  Speaker 1: returning home, he eventually trained for ministry and later felt
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  Speaker 1: called back to Ireland as a missionary. Okay. Patrick spent
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  Speaker 1: years traveling through parts of Ireland, preaching, baptizing, founding churches,
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  Speaker 1: and ordaining clergy. He is traditionally regarded as the first
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  Speaker 1: bishop of Armagh. and became the leading figure associated with
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  Speaker 1: Ireland's conversion from paganism to Christianity. Dang, he was that dog.
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  Speaker 1: He was that lord dog, brother. We ride here. Hey, Benny.
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  Speaker 1: He was that lord dog. The famous story that he
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  Speaker 1: drove the snakes out of Ireland is considered a legend,
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  Speaker 1: often read symbolically. Since there is no evidence Ireland had
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  Speaker 1: native snakes after the last ice age.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So there's no snakes in Ireland, huh? They're all working
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  Speaker 1: in politics in Israel, I guess. Or America. Anyway, happy St.
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  Speaker 1: Patrick's Day to everybody who's celebrating. Got my green on.
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: Got my green on. What's cracking, dude? Not much, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Just got back from Albuquerque. Albuquerque. They put so many
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  Speaker 1: Kirk's in it. You know, by the time you're done
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  Speaker 1: saying it, you're gone. You already left. You're like, damn,
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  Speaker 1: I don't need, you know, I was there, but I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't say it fast enough because they had too many.
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  Speaker 1: Have you tried the green chilies? Bro, if you haven't
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  Speaker 1: been to Albuquerque, then you don't know what it's like, bro.
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  Speaker 1: When you get there, it's freaking, it's very Latino, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's like, A lot of like essays who never wrote
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  Speaker 1: any essays, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like that,
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  Speaker 1: it's like a fucking like, but it's also like a
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  Speaker 1: lot of hardworking, good people there. A lot of kindness, bro.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Mexican culture, bro. They freaking, it's a blast, dude.
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  Speaker 1: They have a blast, bro. You know, and that most
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  Speaker 1: of our labors in America, most of the hardest workers
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  Speaker 1: are Mexicanos. Not all of them. I'm not saying that.
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  Speaker 1: And everybody's kind of taking their turn over time. If
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  Speaker 1: you look through history, all cultures have taken their time
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  Speaker 1: of being hard workers. And some, you know, some are
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  Speaker 1: more prevalent now than others. But it's for sure they
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  Speaker 1: got a lot of Latinos there. Latinos aquí.
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  Speaker 2: Aquí, Latinos.
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  Speaker 3: Latinos.
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  Speaker 1: Ambrose, but you got a lot of construction babies down there,
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  Speaker 1: children born out on even, you know, you'll be, you'll
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  Speaker 1: see in the street, they'll have two kids, even just,
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  Speaker 1: even the children are involved in trades, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: saw two kids just throwing a piece of drywall back
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  Speaker 1: and forth, you'll see a homeless dude, he'll have a sign,
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  Speaker 1: but it's written in drywall, and it's really edged really well, and,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he's got a baseboard at the bottom of
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  Speaker 1: his sign, you know, like, even shit like that, you're like, damn, this,
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  Speaker 1: You'll see a dog house there. Just the shingles are
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  Speaker 1: done really well. There's just like a Latino guy just
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  Speaker 1: drinking under one of the eaves of the home. But yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's a place you grow to love, man. But I'll
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  Speaker 1: say this about Albuquerque, bro. They don't like doing two
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  Speaker 1: stories on nothing. Everything is just one story, bro. One,
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  Speaker 1: just like only one story. It's almost like for a
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  Speaker 1: long time, they maybe didn't have a ladder. And then
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  Speaker 1: finally they got a ladder because they'll be like 50
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  Speaker 1: miles of just one story houses, just like ranch style home. Just.
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  Speaker 1: Have you tried the green chilies everywhere you go to eat?
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  Speaker 1: We went to a place. I went to watch my
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  Speaker 1: friend Diego's sister was playing basketball out there in the
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  Speaker 1: state tournament. And so we went to watch our game
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  Speaker 1: and it was cool. It was at the pit where
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  Speaker 1: the Lobos play, where the New Mexico basketball team plays.
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  Speaker 1: And they won their game. They lost their second game,
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  Speaker 1: but you'll get them next year. That's the vibe. And yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was just great, bro. We went to a place
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  Speaker 1: to eat called Frontier. Oh, it was so good, bro.
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  Speaker 1: It was just so fucking good.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, Patty.
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  Speaker 1: But they also, it's like, No matter who you talk
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  Speaker 1: to there, they're just like, yeah, have you tried the
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  Speaker 1: green chilies? They'll have a dude in a coma or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: and he'll finally like start to say something. They'll be like,
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  Speaker 1: he's going to talk. And he'll be like, have you
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  Speaker 1: tried the green chilies? It's all anybody cares about, bro.
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  Speaker 1: You could be going to jail and they'll be like,
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  Speaker 1: how do you plead? And they'll be like, I've tried
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  Speaker 1: the green chilies. It's just there's something about it, bro.
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  Speaker 1: That's just their thing, bro, the green chilies over there.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 1: But that was a blast just to get to go
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  Speaker 1: over there. We just went for the day, caught the game,
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  Speaker 1: and came back home. What else is going on? Well, personally,
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  Speaker 1: I guess there's... Oh, we're going to... This episode, we're
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  Speaker 1: going to talk to some busboys. We're going to talk
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  Speaker 1: about the Busboys movie. The tickets for the movie go
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  Speaker 1: on sale March 16th. So... So that's going to be wonderful.
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  Speaker 1: We have some busboys that have just called in and
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  Speaker 1: left voicemails. We put an all call out for that.
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  Speaker 1: So that's what's popping. Have you tried the green chilies?
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  Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy over there, dog. You'll see a kid
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  Speaker 1: in the street just fucking throwing a drill, just throwing
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  Speaker 1: a drill to his friend. It's just... It's a construction area, bro.
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  Speaker 1: The whole place, a lot of people there work in construction,
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  Speaker 1: but the place looks like it could probably use a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of construction. So it's just a dichotomy over there,
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  Speaker 1: you know. But a lot of great people. We had
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  Speaker 1: a blast, man. And unique people, bro. Unique. I could
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  Speaker 1: see why they say a lot of times UFOs landed
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  Speaker 1: out there because they got some. They got people that's
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  Speaker 1: halfway to space out there in Albuquerque. They got some
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  Speaker 1: people that's halfway to space.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Patty.
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  Speaker 1: Have you tried the green chilies, Patty? Like, dude, chill.
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  Speaker 1: She's just bringing out the recycling bin. She's shy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we'll get into that in a second. What's going on, dude,
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  Speaker 1: with me? I got to check in, man. It's been...
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  Speaker 1: It's like... I don't want to get into like a
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  Speaker 1: complaining culture. Nobody wants to hear that shit. What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: I started a thing where I'm taking a break from
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  Speaker 1: dating and interacting with women. So that's been going pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: It's nice. I just wanted to just take a break
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  Speaker 1: from like I just wanted to have time to focus
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  Speaker 1: on myself and my relationship with my higher power. So
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  Speaker 1: just to Try and get some just things on track better. And,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I think like in the world, like you're
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  Speaker 1: like a magnet, right? Everybody is like a magnet. I think.
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  Speaker 1: That's just my thoughts. And you attract certain things and
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  Speaker 1: your magnet gets attracted to certain places. And sometimes it's
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  Speaker 1: a great spot. But sometimes you got to just check
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  Speaker 1: in on the magnet. Make sure the magnet's working. See
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  Speaker 1: what's going on with the magnet. So, yeah, that's what
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to do. Um, you know, cause I've been
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  Speaker 1: attached to some good metals over the years here and there, uh,
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  Speaker 1: some precious metals, but I think I just need to
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  Speaker 1: take some time just to kind of look at the
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  Speaker 1: magnet and just see what's going on. Uh, yeah. And
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  Speaker 1: I just want to, wanted to try and work on
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  Speaker 1: my relationship with my higher power. You know, I've just
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  Speaker 1: been recently, I've just been kind of sometimes, uh, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I just hadn't really been praying that much recently.
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  Speaker 1: And I was talking to my therapist about it yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't figure out exactly why. I think sometimes I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to do everything I'm supposed to do to
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  Speaker 1: take care of myself. and that may not make sense
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  Speaker 1: to some people or whatever, and that's fine, but it's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes I just, I don't want to do ever, like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'll be doing like so many, like I'll
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  Speaker 1: be doing good things for myself, taking care of myself
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  Speaker 1: this way and this way and this way. And I
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  Speaker 1: know it's impossible for us to do everything to take
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  Speaker 1: care of ourselves. We don't want to live like as
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  Speaker 1: like slaves to like, you know, exactly what we're, you know,
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  Speaker 1: every article that comes out or everything we hear, you know,
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  Speaker 1: that kind of thing would be impossible for me, but
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, sometimes I just don't want to do all
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  Speaker 1: the things I'm supposed to do to take care of myself.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I want to like, well, I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Or there's always one that I'll kind of leave out
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  Speaker 1: or I don't know. I think I can't understand. I
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  Speaker 1: can't explain exactly what I'm saying, but I'm trying to. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just sometimes I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: do everything that I'm supposed to do to take care
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  Speaker 1: of myself. Does that make any sense to you, Trevin?
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  Speaker 3: It does. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And you're saying like, you're trying to now kind of
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  Speaker 1: check in and like recenter. Yeah. And I was just like,
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  Speaker 1: why am I not praying? Like, what am I again? Like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not against praying, you know? I mean, I want
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  Speaker 1: a better relationship with my higher power. I think, I
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  Speaker 1: think honestly, part of me scared if I do, if
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  Speaker 1: I do the things I'm supposed to do for myself,
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  Speaker 1: then I'm going to have to change. Uh, yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That I'm going to have, not changing in a bad
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  Speaker 1: way or anything, but just that things could be different.
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  Speaker 1: You know, and I won't have, I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know.
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  Speaker 1: There's always a part of me that wants to be
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  Speaker 1: able to say, I'm not doing that. You know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not doing, you know, I'm not doing that. No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to do things my way, you know. So I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what it is, but, but that, that's been something, um,
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  Speaker 1: And so I was grateful today. Like even before this episode,
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  Speaker 1: I was just asking God for some help. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I was just saying, I just feel kind of sometimes some,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes exhausted in some ways. I feel like I can't
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  Speaker 1: figure out sometimes what I'm supposed to do. Um, just
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  Speaker 1: like in the world, like with work and stuff I can,
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  Speaker 1: but I, you know, it's just like, um, yeah. What
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  Speaker 1: does God want me to do? Uh, And maybe that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm just scared sometimes of asking the God that
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  Speaker 1: and get in like a real answer. Yeah, what does
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  Speaker 1: God want me to do? And then it's like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and this sounds kind of, I don't know if it
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  Speaker 1: sounds lazy or what it sounds, but sometimes I get
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  Speaker 1: tired of being the one to always have to take
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  Speaker 1: care of myself. you know, I just, I get tired
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  Speaker 1: of being, it's like, oh, okay, here we go again,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta be, you know, I gotta come to my
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  Speaker 1: own rescue, and I know that those, that those are the,
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  Speaker 1: that that's the truth, but sometimes I just get kind
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  Speaker 1: of tired of it, um, you know, and I'm not
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  Speaker 1: trying to say anything, like, I'm doing great, uh, but
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  Speaker 1: that's just kind of some real ways that I'm feeling, um,
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  Speaker 1: I've been doing good about pornography and looking at pornos
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  Speaker 1: and hey, Patty, and masturbation or jerking off or touching
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  Speaker 1: your cock, buddy. But then I slipped up yesterday. So
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  Speaker 1: I think part of me has some negative feeling about that,
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  Speaker 1: you know, not negative, but just like, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: think I get tired of getting like, man, I'll get
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  Speaker 1: to like four or five days. You know, sometimes I've
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  Speaker 1: gotten a long time. I've had months and but. you know,
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  Speaker 1: and then I'll just like, I don't know. So it's
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  Speaker 1: all good. Just trying to be like, just say what's
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  Speaker 1: going on with me. And yeah. And yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you just, you jerk off cause it's almost St.
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  Speaker 1: Patrick's day, but that's not a good reason, dude. You
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  Speaker 1: can't be like, I'm jerking off cause it's almost St.
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  Speaker 1: Patrick's day. That's fucking crazy, bro. That's crazy. Hey, Penny. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: So that's some of what's going on with me. Um,
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  Speaker 1: but I'll say this. It has been nice taking a
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  Speaker 1: break from like, uh, dating and social interaction, uh, with
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  Speaker 1: women has been nice because it, there's been times where
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  Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, I have some more time to myself.
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  Speaker 1: I have some more time to think. Um, yeah. And
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  Speaker 1: it gives my brain a little bit more like space
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  Speaker 1: to be like, okay, Hey, what's going on? You know,
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  Speaker 1: and to kind of check in with myself. So, Uh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm hopeful. I'm hopeful that, um, yeah, just that I
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  Speaker 1: can work on the magnet, you know? So that's been happening.
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  Speaker 1: What else? Uh, you know, there's people message me a
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  Speaker 1: lot of times or will tell me, uh, Hey, why
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  Speaker 1: don't you talk about this thing? Or why don't you
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  Speaker 1: talk about Iran or Iran, because people say it different.
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  Speaker 1: And a lot of people will ask me about, hey,
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  Speaker 1: will you talk about this? Or will you say something
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  Speaker 1: about this? This is going on. A lot of different
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  Speaker 1: causes that are dear to people's hearts and minds. And
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  Speaker 1: I understand that. And I wish there was that I
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  Speaker 1: could talk about everything. Sometimes I don't know enough. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I'm sometimes I'm burnt out from absorbing, like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you absorb so much horrible stuff that's out
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  Speaker 1: there that's happening. And it just like, it ruins you.
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  Speaker 1: It ruins you. It's like, and, and there's algorithms that
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  Speaker 1: are set up. It feels like to ruin you. Um,
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  Speaker 1: so it's not that I don't care about certain things.
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  Speaker 1: It's just that, you know, I have to take care
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  Speaker 1: of myself. I have to make sure that I'm living and, uh,
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  Speaker 1: surviving and make sure that my life is okay. And, um,
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  Speaker 1: that the people that I'm responsible for through work and
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  Speaker 1: family that, you know, that I'm upholding my, uh, place
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  Speaker 1: in their lives, you know? So I think that's it.
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  Speaker 1: And not that anybody's asking me to answer about that,
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: but I'm sure a lot of people deal with that
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  Speaker 1: where it's like people like, why, why don't you speak
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  Speaker 1: about certain things or why don't you know? And some
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  Speaker 1: of it's just, it's too much. Some of it's, it's
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  Speaker 1: too much. Some of it, I don't know enough about it.
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  Speaker 1: So I try to speak up where I can. I
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  Speaker 1: try to speak up when I feel compelled. And sometimes
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: I feel compelled and I don't know exactly what to say.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know enough information. So I want to have
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: people on to learn more. And sometimes we have guests
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: set up in advance. And so it's like certain guests
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: aren't the space to have a certain conversation with people.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm not beholding to anyone about anything like that.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: But I do want to say that. And, yeah, I'm
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: doing the best that I can. Maybe in time I'll
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: be able to have more information about certain topics and
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: do better. I can do better to learn. And I
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: try my best. It's hard to know also what is
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: clean information. And that's a scary thing. So, yeah, I'm
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: not apologizing or anything. I just i want to speak
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: up about that that i also have to take care
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: of me um and show up in the spaces that
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: i'm supposed to show up as a human and also
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: not to like you know i i don't it's tough
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: when you attach when you you know it's just it's
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: at times it's a lot And I'm sure a lot
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: of people feel that way, that it's a lot. Um,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: but I do see things and I do pray about things.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: It doesn't mean that I don't know about them, you know? And, uh, yeah.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: And that's where I'm at with that. Um, you know,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: I have spoken about this before, but I do have
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: a lot of uncomfort about America's relationship with Israel, the
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Israeli political leaders. That's what I mean. Um, I just,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: I believe that that group is, it.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Is, it.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Just feels like a satanic regime. It doesn't seem, it
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: feels like they just want to cause pain. They just,
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, these, they don't even know where
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: all the bodies from Gaza are and They're already moved
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: on to other places that they are attacking and that
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: America is associated now with their attacks. And I don't–
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I believe that that will come here one day. I
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: don't believe that the Israeli leaders, that they have any
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: intention to stop that. I don't see that they have
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: any care for the American people. It doesn't seem like that.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: I've never heard that spoken. And I believe that if
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: we don't speak up now, that our children won't have
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: the chance to speak up, either by law or by worse.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: And that may sound crazy to some people, and that's
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: fine if it does. If it does sound crazy to
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: you and you think I'm crazy on that point of view,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: that's okay. I may disagree with you, but that's okay.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I do want to you know, I worked hard to
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: be able to have a voice for myself. And so
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I hope at least you just respect that. Or I
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: hope at least you just see that. Like, at least
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to say what I want to say. And
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I don't understand our government's relationship with Israel's leaders and
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: with Israel's government. I don't understand it. You know, I just,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: it feels like there's this war machine and, and then
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: our soldiers and, are put into these spaces and they're
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: just there to serve in America that they believe in. Um,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: and it's no knock against them or anything like that.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: It's just, I just don't, I just, it just feels
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: like it's causing a lot of pain and fear. And yeah,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I don't understand our, our, our, uh, I don't understand
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Trump's relationship. I don't understand the, our politicals, like why
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: we are so beholden to these, to this government, this
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Israeli government that, that just seems to be obsessed with, uh, control.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: And it feels like, like blood loss. Like they just like,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: it's not enough. Like after what happened in Gaza, I
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: don't see, to me, I don't, I don't see how
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: there could be any other view. Um, but if someone
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: else has a different one, that's okay. That's their point
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: of view. Um, I'm just happy to be able to, uh,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: speak up for myself, even if I'm wrong, even if
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I'm wrong, there's a part of me that, uh, even
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: though it's feel, I feel scared sometimes that I've, I'm
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: happy to be able to speak up for myself and
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: say that, you know, um, because it's, I've, I've, yeah,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: having a voice has always been important to me and
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it is to a lot of people and
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: they're making laws. Now there are bills being presented where
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: we won't even have a chance to have a voice
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: at some point. There's surveillance infrastructure that's being put into place.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of things happening right now. And some
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: people are like, well, it's too much for me to
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: get involved in. I understand that. I understand that. Um,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: but yeah, I believe that if we don't speak up now, uh,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: and it may already be too late, but if we
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: don't speak up now that one day our kids will
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: not be able to. And it's just, it's disappointing to
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: me too, that, um, a lot of our religious leaders
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: haven't said anything. I don't understand it. I don't understand that. Um,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: but there's a lot of stuff I don't understand, you know? Um,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: And I think this has been going on for a
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: long time. I do not understand Trump's infatuation or beholding
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: to this government. But they've had– Israeli government's been involved
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: in America for a long time throughout countless political party leaders.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: So it's nothing new. It just feels very extreme right now,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: and it feels very scary. That's what it feels like.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: And I don't understand how our relationship with them is
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: helping America, but that's just me. That's just my thoughts.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: All right, let's move on. I just had to say that.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: So I know some people was like, dude, it's too political, whatever,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: but that's, I have to speak up for myself. You
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? I've worked hard in my life
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: to have a place for a voice. And you may
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: not even want everyone to hear my voice again. That's okay.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: But I have to speak up for myself, even if
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: I'm wrong. And it's just a lot. That's a lot
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: of fear I see just every day. People around me, like,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: what's going on here? People from different parties, too, that
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: like this candidate or like this candidate. What the fuck
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: is going on? I have no idea. I have no idea.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: but it seems super scary. That's the feeling, scary. You know,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: the industrial war complex, just like everything, you know, the
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: fact that we know that our foods are poisoning us,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: just all, we know that the healthcare, that when, after
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: your food poisons you, you go to get health, you
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: go to get healthcare and you get screwed there. It's just,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's crazy. And then we get sedate. You
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: start looking at a married dude, people get sedate. It's
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: like as long as I have my vape and I'm
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: able to watch like some kids do the stanky leg
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: video or something, it's like then I'm fine, you know?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: It's like we've just like slowly gotten sedated. It's pretty
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: wild and who knows what will happen. But shit went
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: from like kind of seemed like kind of mundane in
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: the world To fucking high speed, it feels like. But
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: then you can't get so wrapped up in it that
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: that's all you're thinking about and all you're talking about either.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Because then that is giving, that's like, that's what they want,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: you know? They don't want us to live. You know,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: they don't want us to live. They want us to
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: be alive, but they don't want us to live. But anyway,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: I know that all that stuff is a lie, but
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: that's just shit that's been on my mind. Hey, Patty.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Do you try the green chilies, bro? I tried them.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: I freaking, dude, I was there. You're there. You're in
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Albuquerque for 11 minutes and some guy's coming up. He's
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: fucking got illegal green chilies. He's like, bro, these bitches
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: aren't even supposed to be here. It's just like, dude,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I've tried the green chilies. I've tried them and they're great.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: They're great. And we went to a place called.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: El.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Can you look it up, Trevin? It's kind of by
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: the airport, I think. El Modelo. Look it up.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Is it that one?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. El Modelo. And it wasn't beer. I thought
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I'd go in. It was just people swimming in a
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: bunch of like Modelo beer or whatever. Some guy doing
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: the backstroke, you know.
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: Oh, shit.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Put some drywall on here. I'm drowning. But it was
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: just like the sweetest ladies working in there. I mean
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: the best, bro. And it was just good, bro. It
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: just felt like, dang. It felt like when you walked
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: in there, it felt like your grandmother loved you right
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: when you walked in, homie. Even the gangbangers, they were
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: taking off their face tattoos before they walked in, bro.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: There was like a lot of respectado for el modelo.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: But it was, yeah, I had a good time over there.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: And shout out to my friend Abby Pavia. She's a
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: great basketball player. And she's got a big heart. And
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: it was great to watch her team play. Now let's
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: get into it, dog. Dude, St. Patrick's Day, have you
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: tried the green beer?
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Damn, St.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Patrick was a slave, bro. Did we say that, Trevin?
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. It says right here. Let me see.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: At about age 16, St. Patrick was captured by Irish
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: raiders and taken to Ireland as a slave where he
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: herded animals for around six years before escaping back to
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: his family. Dang, bro. And then he went back to Ireland. Said,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going to change the game, dude. That's wild. Have
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: you tried the Catholicism? That's what he was doing over there.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: St.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Patrick spent years traveling through parts of Ireland preaching, baptizing. Baptizing, bro. Dog,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: don't stay under too long, homie. You'll be late for work.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Founding churches and monasteries and ordaining clergy. Dang, he was
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: out there in the streets pushing something that meant something
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: to him. His own surviving writings are the Confessio. Condemning
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: violence against Irish Christians.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: Amen.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Um, okay. I want to talk about bus boys and
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: we got some callers. We had bus boys that called
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: in and, uh, I'm a tap into my, you know,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? I was a bus boy
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: for probably seven years. I bus boy at a couple
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: of places, a couple of times. I worked with a
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: couple of sisters one time over there at, uh, the
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: first Mexican restaurant in our area. Um, and these two
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: girls named April and may, uh, Uh, they were the
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: chefs and they were, anytime you came back to get
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: food or whatever, they got furious at you. Cause they
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: was doing some other shit or whatever, smoking or whatever. And, uh,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: and so, yeah, you'd have to go out to the
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: tables and shit was late and shit like that. And
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: people left or whatever. Anyway, they invited me to their
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: house one day to party, asked me to bring some beer.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I drank, I brought some beer over there and, uh,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: and a dog bit me and everybody there drank all
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: my beer and I fucking had to leave early. But anyway,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: What else? I worked at Tucson, Arizona. I was a
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: busboy down there. I was one of the first busboys
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: to use creatine ever in the history of bussing. I
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: think I was one of the top seven busboys south
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: of Phoenix probably for a little while. And I say
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: that with my whole chest. I say that shit pure
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: as day. I was out there, boy. I was out there.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: I was on the tables. Bread on six. Butter on 11.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Cleanup on 43. Shit diaper. Some kid, they had a
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: shit diaper over there. Some kid, they brought him in there.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I don't even think they ate. They just brought the
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: kid in there to shit in his diaper. And somebody,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I fucking wrapped a towel around that bitch and sent
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: him out. But I was doing it, bro. I was
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: on the front lines of food use. And dishware. Dirty dishware.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I was on the front lines of that shit, so
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: I know the trenches. I know what it's like to
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: go back there and have to look at the dishwasher,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: and you bring one more tub, and you love that
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: motherfucker because he's in the heat, bro. The steam coming
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: off that fucking water hose spigot thing, he's blasting, bro.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: That motherfucker got shit hanging off his eyebrows and shit.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: He got pieces of fucking damp tortilla hanging out of
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: his eyelashes and that bitch is still back there blasting
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: them bitches. Getting the platos limpio. You know what I'm saying?
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: And you can't even look him in the eye when
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: you drop off that last bus tub. Damn, bro. That's
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: the pain of a real bus boy. Somebody who's got
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: the tables and the trays and the tubs and the
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: plates in their heart. When you know, bro, like, I
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: can't bring this to my dog one more time. And
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: sometimes I tag him out. I say, man, like, we
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: a tag team, bro. You know? It's like the World
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Washing Federation, bro. The WWF. Let me limpio a tub
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: for you, daddy. Get out there and get you a cigarette.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: And then sometimes he'd have a little pocket of Camaronis
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: or something on him. Shrimps. And he'd get out there
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: and eat them bitches by himself. just to rebuild his
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: conscience and stuff so he could get back. I mean,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: that's a dude, that's a Vietnam right there for some people.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: So shout out to all the dishwashers too, man. And
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: that last tub, sorry, we brought it in there, bro.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: We know how it felt, but we all had to
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: get the job done. So I want to say that,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: but we had some calls from busters that have been
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: in the game over the years. People called in, we
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: got to go to a couple of calls of those.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: But first I do want to talk about the, uh,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: about the movie. I just want to tell you straight
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: up that bus boys, the movie will come out on
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: April 17th. So that's when you'll be able to go
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: to see it. But, uh, tickets are going to go
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: on sale March 16th. So, um, yeah, I guess like,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: you know, first of all, I got to do this
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: movie with David Spade and I say this movie, like,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: trust me, there's a big part of me. That's And
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: we did this ourselves, right? That's what I want to say.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: You know, I went to Hollywood and you go pitch
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: TV shows and you do all these meetings. You're always
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: waiting to hear back. You're always in this cycle of bullshit,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: you know? And it's always somebody that was nothing like
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: me deciding if they thought I had the ability or
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: the talent or the capability or if my voice should
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: be heard, right? It was always, you know, it's the
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: same type of people over and over again. some schmuck
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: who had never fucking done a day, a moment of
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: comedy in his life, some business fuck, whatever. You know,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: you go to all these things and it's, for me,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: it was a waste of time. For some people, it's great.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: It's their stairway to their dreams or to different opportunities
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. And I had a great time.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Like I met a lot of great people and I
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: got to develop my standup, which was the best thing
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: because standup was the thing that I liked the most
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: because I Nobody could give that to their kid. You know,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: you go audition for some role and then some producer's
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: kid gets it or somebody's son or some bull, you know.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: But stand-up, they can't do that. Stand-up is you. Nobody
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: could give that shit. Look, I'm going to get my
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: son the opportunity. Fuck your son. You know what I'm saying?
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: With stand-up, you got to get up there and do
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: your job. Now, some people may not like my stand-up,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: may not think I'm any good at it. That's fine
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: with me. But you have to get up there and
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: do your job. Nobody, it's a fucking, it's a thin line.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: And that's one thing I always want. I always wanted
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: my voice. I don't want to do your shit. I
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: don't want to do your fucking, I don't want to
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: go play some role where you have me playing this
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: stupid redneck and it's just like, because you don't even
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: understand that maybe people where I'm from are diverse of
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: thought and are more intricate and aren't just racist fucking people.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: You know? I wanted more than, like, I just, I
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: don't know. I thought their system was outdated, to be
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: honest with you. And though they, you know, there's always
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: these articles, Hollywood is accepting everybody. That shit, it's not.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: It's not. And I'll say that firsthand. So I just
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: want you to know where some of my energy was
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: coming from. And why eventually I started to do podcasting
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: because I just wanted to have my own voice. I
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: don't want to read your lines. I don't even believe
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: I'd have meetings with people and I would tell them
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: about my life or about how I see things. And
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: they would say that it wouldn't fit this narrative. It
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: would all, you know, it wouldn't fit this narrative. And
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: so I got tired of fucking waiting for them. And yeah.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: And then, so when I got into podcasting, it was
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: a place where we could have our own voice. And
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: I think some of this movie just kind of followed suit.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: You know, I became friends with David Spade through Adam Egott,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: who worked at the comedy store. And it was great.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: You know, I still remember the first time that I
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: went to dinner. I'd met David at the comedy club
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: a few times, and then we went to dinner one time,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: and he gave me a Joe Dirt hat, dude, and
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: it was the best. Cause I remember seeing Joe dirt
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: when I was younger and it was just like, I
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: didn't know it was, I thought it was a documentary,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: you know, because our TV was fucked up. And so
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: some of the audio was different. And, uh, and I
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: thought it was a documentary about this kid who had
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: gotten left at the Grand Canyon by his parents. And, um,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: and it gave me just such like an affection for this,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: for him, you know, just like, uh, um, yeah.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Because I think I felt like that as a kid anyway.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: I felt like I got left at the Grand Canyon
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: even though I was right there a bedroom over from
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: my mother. You know? Just like, you know, how I felt.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: It matched with how I felt. But anyway, a lot
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: of that's a lot of emo shit. So David and
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: I became friends. And he's been a great friend. You know,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: he's got a big heart. He's welcomed me into circles.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: He's taken me with him to like fancy parties where
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: they have fancy silverware and there's fucking, you know, people
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: are stealing shit from the place. Like that's how nice
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: the shit is there. Like I've been to a lot
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: of places where nobody's stealing shit because people are like, oh,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: this shit's trash. I already got this shit at home.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: I ain't stealing more just shit. But I've been to
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: places where they got really nice shit with him. I
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: met Jon Hamm with him. I met Jon Hamm. Yeah, just.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: So anyway, just getting to know him was a blessing
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: and then. We started, it was during COVID, we started
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: writing a movie together. And David, even this, I'll say this, he,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: you know, I ran out of gas one time and
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: he brought me gas. And he almost got hit by
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: a damn Kia Sophia. I mean, fucking so close to
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: hitting him and killing him. I don't know if it
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: would have killed him. I don't know. He's not the
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: biggest guy, but he could have challenged it. But I
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: don't know. But he brought that shit out, ran across
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: the interstate and shit, bringing me fucking gas. So, I mean,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: just nice shit, man. Um, and so we started writing
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: this movie because we, um, and, and one thing that
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: we found that we had in common was that we
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: both worked as bus boys in Arizona. I worked in
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Arizona under, uh, they had this guy, Sam Fox. He's
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: a restaurateur. He's a friend of mine. He had, um,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: this was his first restaurant and I worked there as
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: a bus boy and, David had worked as a busboy
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: over there in Phoenix. And so we had this relationship
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: of busing in the desert, man. Even when there's water
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: shortages and shit like that, bro. Imagine you got to
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: clean up 20 tables and you ain't got no water, cut.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Who are you now? Who are you now? I was
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: still a busboy. So I stayed in that shit, man.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I stayed in that shit. That was our Iwo Jima, cut.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: And so that's where I was, man. And so we
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: kind of bonded on that type of shit. And then
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: we started writing this movie. And nobody really wanted to help.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: And that's fine. I'm not complaining. I'm just saying what
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: it was. I wanted to let you know where we
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: were at mentally, what was going on with us and
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: our brains and stuff. Nobody really wanted to help. We
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: reached out to some directors that we liked. They didn't
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: want to deal with it. Our agencies didn't really help.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: You know, there was some emailing back and forth and
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: some light shit, but nothing really like we're going to
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: take these guys and we're going to believe in them.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: You know, we're going to really take these guys and
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: do something. There wasn't any of that. And I say
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: that that's true. And so we got to a spot
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: where it was like, damn, we got to make this
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: or just go by our ways. And we'd spent a
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: lot of time together and made it and written it
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: so far and all of that. And so we just
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: put up our own money. You know, we put up
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: our own money. And then next thing you know, dude,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: we were making a real movie. And this is crazy.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I didn't think it was real until I showed up
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: that day on set to shoot. Because it had just
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: all been emails. It had been David and I writing
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: and we would go meet at his place and sometimes
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: we would get Jimmy John's and sometimes we wouldn't, which
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't understand. But I would get it on the
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: way home or whatever sometimes. But yeah, we, you know,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: We made this, but we realized that we had to
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: pay for it, right? We have to fund, so we
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: put our money in, and I didn't realize until the
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: day that we got to set, this set, I call it. Look,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not locked in on all the terminology and shit,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: so I call it that. I know it sounds highfalutin
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: or whatever, but until we got to the movie site,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: the first day, And there was like trailers. There was
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: like a woman with makeup or whatever, hair conditioner or whatever,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: you know. Hey, Patty, have you tried the green chilies? Yes,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I have. And we were making a movie. And it
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: was crazy that other actors were there that we'd look.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: You know, we did all of this stuff. And so
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: that's what we're making, right? That's what we put together.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: And we did it. We created a movie, you know,
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: and we made something. And it was crazy because you
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: get to the end and I was like, fuck, what
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: did we do, dude? I was so scared. And then
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: you go through the editing and you do all this
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: shit and you start to realize, okay, this is how
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: it is. And so that's what's coming out is our
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: movie that we made completely by ourselves that these people
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: said no to. I don't care. Fuck them. You said
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: no to me your whole life, cuz. You know what
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? I'm glad you're not on board now. So
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: that's where we're at. And I think it's good, man.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: There's some funny spots in it. It was a huge
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: learning curve. I'm not saying it's the greatest movie. I mean,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: it's like a $ 3 million budget or something. And yeah,
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: I learned a ton. Like if I could go back
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: and do, there's a lot of things I would probably adjust.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Like I just learned a lot. Um, I learned a lot, man,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: about how it would operate, just all these different things.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: So that was a blessing. Uh, it was the most
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: expensive course of education I've ever learned in my life.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: But if you go see this movie, I just want
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: you to know that that's what it is, right? It's
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: something that we made. We made it outside of the system. Um,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: And thank you, David, for letting me do this with you.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: There's some scenes in there, dude, that David does that
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: are so good. And it's kind of, man, it's just
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: like Tim Dillon's in it, Nate Diaz, Chris Avila, Jay Pharoah,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Trevor Wallace, Jimmy Gonzalez, Michelle Ortiz. Uh, Lindsay Normington, Tiago Martinez.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Have you tried to bring Chili's Tiago? Steve Little, Sky Bree, uh,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Brent Morin. Um, there's a lot, there's, there's a lot.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: I'm missing a ton of, uh, wonderful folks. So, so yeah,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: all I'm saying is that's what this is. This is
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: a movie that we made that is outside of the system.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: And we want you to go see it to support
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: this type of, uh, of thing because we can do
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: more in the future and we can do it better
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: and we can help fund movies that other people want
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: to make that the that the gatekeepers don't see you
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: know and that's fine i don't need the gate you
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: know i don't even want to go through the gate
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: i'm coming up through the dirt son i'm through the
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: mud dog you keep that bitch latched dog i'll be
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: in the yard and that's how i've always been and
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: so that's where i'm at that's where we're at with
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: this um Yeah, so thank you if you go to
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: see it. It's not like, what's that movie, Dunkirk or whatever.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: It's not like that. Okay, so don't think it's like that.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: It's different. It's not like Sarah Marshall. It's not that, right?
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: This is a movie about two dudes trying to be alive,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: trying to become waiters. That's what it's about. With some
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: love stories in there and some other type shit. But
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: you feel me. But it's got that busboy mentality in it,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: you know? I'll be a waiter or I'll get my
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: shit some other way. But we eat. Even if I
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: work at the restaurant, bitch, we eat. So that's the movie.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: It's going to be out. I can't believe it. It's
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: kind of scary too. Cause if nobody goes and sees you,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: you're like, oh shit. All right. But that's okay too.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, it'll bum me out, but that is okay.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: You know, uh, I'm proud of like what we've done.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I'm proud that we did something, you know, I feel lucky.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I got to do something with David Spade, man. Like,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't even deserve that kind of stuff.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: And I don't mean that in a negative way about myself, but, um, yeah.
• 48:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: He's just such an immense talent. And to be able
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: to just be around him and spend time and the
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: fact that we ended up down this road together and
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: here we are. It's been a blessing. And yeah, I
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: can't even, but like, it's weird to say like, yeah,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I'm in a movie. I mean, anybody could be in
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: a movie. I mean, you know what I'm saying? Kim
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Kardashian was in a short one with some cock in it.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: So anybody could be in a film. But, but yeah.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: that we made this, and that our friends showed up
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: to help us make this, man, you know, yeah, and
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: just the actress and actresses in it, but I think,
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: I know there's some funny parts in it, I know
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: you'll laugh, I'm curious, I think I'm just super curious, like,
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: what is okay to do in a movie, what is,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: you know, what could we do differently, I mean, Dude,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: the first day we started shooting, got moved by a
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: week at the last minute. Like two days before, we
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: got moved by a week because of the fires that
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: were out in California. Um, that were like a year
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: and a half ago or whatever. Uh, well, whenever the, uh,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Pasadena fires and the, um, Palisades fires. So that was correct.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, just, there was so many things that were like,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: is this going to happen? But it happened. And yeah,
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: so yeah, there's some, yeah, like there's just, it's just like,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: I hope you'll find some joy in it. It's a fun,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: it's lighthearted, it's goofy, it's dumb, it's fun. And yeah,
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: it's a dream come true to be able to do it.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: And I promise you that if this one goes well,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: We will find other things to make. If I don't
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: do good and I'm not the one to be in
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: the other things, that's fine. But we'll create other projects
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: that are funny, that people want to see. Because that's
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: really what needs to happen. At least to respect other
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: people's point of view of comedy. I don't even know
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: if I mean voices that aren't out there, but it's
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: just like there's shit that's different. And, yeah, I just
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: I promise that we'll make other cool stuff, whether we're
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: in it or not. But we'll write it or we'll
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: do something, you know. So, yeah, that's where I'm at.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: You know, so let's get this thing out there, bro.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: But just one more time, tickets will be on sale Monday,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: March 16th. You can buy them at busboysmovie.com. So you'll
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: be able to get those busboysmovie.com. If they don't have
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: it in your area, that's okay. It'll notice what area
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: has been looked up. And then as soon as these first,
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: I think, 100 theaters fill up or something, if we
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: can sell those, then it's going to let us sell more.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: So it's an experiment. It's an experiment. And I appreciate
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: you guys' patience. I've spent so many hours editing, going through, watching.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: There's so many choices that you are a part of
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: in this, and I learned a ton. Thank you so much.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I can't even believe it. It's just crazy to even
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: get to do it. Whether people hate it or love it,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: I don't give a shit what the critics think. Fuck them.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: The critics don't know shit. The critics don't know shit.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Remember that. The critics don't know shit. The critic is
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: some schmuck. Who's sitting over there. Who never did shit.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: That's the critic. That's the critic. Some guy with a
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: pen and a fucking. He probably didn't even have a
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: dip in. He probably didn't even have a zen in
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: his cheek. To fuck him. The critic don't know shit.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: I hope the critics hate this shit. Fuck them. Look
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I'm a critic now. Hey critics. Y'all fucking suck. There, boom,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: I just did your whole job in fucking four seconds, bitch.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: All right, now let's get to some calls from some busboys,
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: some players that have been in the game. Boy, you
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. Let's go, bro. And look,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: I want other busboys to call in. Some of these
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: are good, and so I want some other busboys to
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: call in too and hit the hotline. I like to
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: throw these in from time to time just to respect
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: the culture and keep it going. The hotline, as always,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: is 985-664-9503. Or you can go to the website, theovon.com.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: There's a place you can leave, send a video on
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: there as well if you want to send a video
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: version of you, and we can put that in the show.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: So those are the two ways where you can get
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: in touch and communicate. As well, if something's going on
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: in your life and it's big or small, or if
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: you just want to say something, or if you're scared
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: about something, you want to get it off your chest.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: If there's something that you feel like me bringing up
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: on here could be of help or service, I'm going
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: to try to do a better job of doing more
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: solo episodes. It's been hard for me. For some reason,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: doing solos, it takes a lot of stress. It creates
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: a lot of stress in me. I don't know what
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: it is. It could just be what's going on right
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: now and just the busyness of life. I don't know.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: It used to be a little easier for me, you know.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Have you tried to hear this? But it's just gotten
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: tougher over the years. But maybe that will change. But, yeah,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: I do want to be able to continue to have
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: just more of a personal relationship. And maybe that's something
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: I need to pray about and can pray about. So, anyway,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: love you guys. The hotline, 985-664-9503. Let's get to some calls.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: Hey, Theo. This is Jacob from Cincinnati area.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: What's up, Jacob? Nice to hear from you. Sorry you
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: guys just lost Trey Hendricks in there. I saw that.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: But blessings onward, baby.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: I saw your Instagram story talking about busboys.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: I used to be a busboy back in high school.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Thank you for your service, brother.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: My sophomore and my junior year.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: At a pretty high-end restaurant. And.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: I think the craziest thing that happened to me there, well,
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: I saw some tits once, but that's not, I mean.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: That's normal shit, bro. That's street shit. You could see
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: a tit anywhere, bro. Close your eyes. Open them bitches.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Might see one. Onward.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know, man. I'm more of a butt guy myself, but.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Bro, a butt is just a big tits on the back, bro,
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: with no nipples, with no milk in them. That's all
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: a butt is. Let's hear it. I, uh, there's.
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: One day I was working, and I I agree at
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: this table.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: And this lady was mad. She's like, can I have
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: a lobster bisque? I said, yeah, let me grab my
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: waitress real quick. And she started ripping my ass. She's like,
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: you don't need to go tell her this and tell
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: her that. Just go get me the lobster bisque. And
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: I was like, all right. Well, you know, some time
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: goes by.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: She gets up to go to the restroom.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: So I go over there to check on the brother.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: And he says, hey, man, how old are you?
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: I said, I'm 16, sir.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: He's like, oh, never mind. I said, well, why do
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: you ask? He said, uh, my, uh, my wife loves redheads.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: I forgot to mention that.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: But, um, I'm assuming that he wanted me to have
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: sex with his wife in front of him. And, uh,
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: you know, I don't think I would have done it, uh,
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: maybe for the right price and shit, but yeah. Anyways, D.R.,
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: I love you, man.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: Love you too, brother. Praise God. And then he almost got, um,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: You almost got sex trafficked or whatever there by an
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: urban couple. And, you know, that's the kind of shit
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: that's happening, bro. When you had high end shit, anything
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: could happen, bro. You might get sex trafficked or whatever.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: When you had a low end place where if you
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: had a, you know, if you're working at a subway
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: or something like that or more of like a lower
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: tier fast, you know, you're lucky if somebody tries to
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: touch your ass or whatever or something. Or somebody tries
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: to fucking Put their hand in your pants real fast
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: and pull it out and get a quick sniff of
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: your dick, boy. But if you had a high-end place,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: you might actually get traffic, you know? Not some fucking
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: hand-sniffing dick monkey over there trying to rub on you
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: or whatever. But what I'm saying is this, dude. Yeah,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: they wanted that ginger, boy. They wanted that fucking little firework.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: You feel me? They wanted that fucking spicy candle thing.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: But that's okay, bro. That's the kind of shit. When
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: you work high-end shit, you at least get job opportunities, bro.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: I always tell my friends, if you're working in a
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: high-end place, you might get a job opportunity, bro. Hey, bro.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Thanks for your service, bro. Type shit. We out, boy. BLM, dude. GLM, too. Kinda. Alright,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: let's hear this.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: Hey, what's up, Theo?
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: Love from New Jersey.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: This is Charlie.
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: I was a busboy at my brother's steakhouse, and the
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: best part about being a busboy is you can be fed.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: You got a lot of.
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: Food in the back there, so you can snag on
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: the food. And, you know, being a busboy might not
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: be the best job, but be the best busboy you
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: can be.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Bro what are you fucking Richard Nixon or something dude
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: we're just trying to freaking clean up the tables twin
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: you feel me dog but I got you but I
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: don't you don't always get food in the bag dude
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: I worked at this one place and they would they
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: would have soup but we could only eat it when
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: it was really hot bro if the shit got too
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: kind of cooled off the dude wouldn't let us eat
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: it so he like watching kids eat that hot soup
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: or whatever that guy was a maybe a pedophile or
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: whatever but but we didn't know him that good we
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: was employees you know um But yeah, but yeah, I
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: feel you. Do you worked at your brother's steakhouse and
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: you got fed, bro? It sounded like you was just
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: over there hanging out, boy. That's fucking gentrification, bro. All right,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: let's take another call here.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: Hey, Theo, this is Ryan.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: So I used to bus tables at this seafood place
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: and there's this old guy who came in all the time.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: We're talking in late 70s, quiet, always sat at the
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: same two top by the window. Every single visit, he
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: ordered the same thing, a dozen raw oysters and iced tea. Now,
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: if you've ever been a busboy, you know the rule
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: nobody says out loud. If a table leaves and there's
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: food that looks untouched, it's fair game.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can have a little.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: So the guy finishes up, pays, leaves, and goes over. And,
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: you know, I go over to clear the table, and
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: there's still a couple oysters there still sitting in the shelves,
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: and they look perfect.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, bro, them bitches don't look perfect, bro. Going near
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: somebody else's oysters, dude, that's crazy, bro. Let's hear it.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: Lemon wedge, cocktail sauce, the whole setup. Honestly, it looked
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: like he barely touched them.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, bro. Dog, I don't care if somebody even just
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: a little bit touched an oyster, bro. I ain't even
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: showing up at that thing. Now, a scallop, bro. A
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: scallop is just a fucking big gay oyster, bro. It's
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: just basically like a bear in the gay community or whatever.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: But amongst shellfish. Let's hear more. Scallops, they suck.
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: And I'm hungry.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: I've been running around for like six hours. So I
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: look around the dining room real quick. Nobody's paying attention.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: I grab one of the oysters, hit it with a
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: little lemon, and just slurp it right down there while
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: I'm cleaning the plates. A couple minutes later, I'm back
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: in the kitchen, and one of the servers goes, hey,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: did you clear that old guy's oysters table? I'm like, yeah.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: And she goes, did he do his weird thing again?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: Now I'm already nervous, and I'm like, what weird thing?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: And she goes, oh, he doesn't actually eat them. He
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: just sucks on them for the flavor and spits them
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: back in the shells. Man, when I tell you the
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: entire kitchen turned to look at me, because by that point,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: the oyster was long gone. The dishwasher just starts laughing, goes, bro,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: you ate a secondhand oyster. And the whole, the worst
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: part about it was just everybody knew this guy did that. Like,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: it was just a known thing about him. Nobody told
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: me this. So that's the day I learned important restaurant rules.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: If a food's still sitting on a customer's plate, there's
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: probably a reason.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Bruh, you can't be eating nobody's oyster like that, bruh. Damn, bruh.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: I can't even imagine that. Oh, it makes my fucking
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: lungs hurt right now hearing you say that, you bastard.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Why would you do that? Why would you do that?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: Why would you do that? I just don't understand why
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: you would. do that, God, I, oh, oh, bro, that's bad, dog,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: my buddy used to be like that, boy, my boy Josh,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: we used to work over there, Morton's Seafood over there,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: on a defunct river down there in Louisiana, Madison View,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: and we were busboys back then, shit, and we was
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: always like, trying to finish off a little bit of
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: food or that. And sometimes the shrimps, I didn't notice,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: the shrimps, if somebody eats a peeled shrimp, sometimes a
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: little bit gets kind of kept down by the tail
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: over there, and he would peel off that last little
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: outside part and just get that last bit of snack
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: off that thing. He was like that, though. He was
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: like that, bro. He was a real, he got his GED.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Let's hear another call on it.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: Yo, Theo.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: This is Jackson.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: I got a crazy story for you. I was a
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: busboy at, I mean, the worst Denny's you could possibly imagine.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, which one was it? Every single one? Let's hear more.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: I'm talking, like, just people throwing stuff everywhere. It was
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: a mess.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: We know who you're talking about when you say people
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: as well, but let's hear more.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: But this one time, this whole group of people, 15
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: people came in. They seemed nice. They seemed real nice. Apparently,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: it was a graduation. And one of the boys just graduated,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: and the rest of the guys were very happy. They
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: decided that they were going to order the all-you-can-eat pancakes,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: just one of them. And I had to explain to 15,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: 17-year-olds that you can't buy just one all-you-can-eat pancakes. You've
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: got to buy 15 all-you-can-eat pancakes. Let's just say they
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: beat my ass and I had to give them all-you-can-eat pancakes.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: I don't even believe that story. They beat your ass
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: at a Denny's? First of all, that might be true.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: Nobody would even notice. But you just gave them all-you-can-eat pancakes?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: I don't even believe that. Thank you for the call.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Do you believe that, Trevin? I mean, shit happens at Denny's, bro.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: They beat his ass and then he's continued to work
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: for the day? Tears in his eyes. I don't know.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: I appreciate the call, Jackson. I just do not believe it.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Is it wrong for me to say that, Trevin? No,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's a fair assumption.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: And I'm sorry you got hurt if you did get hurt.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: But I don't think you did. All right. Theo, my brother,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: I used.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 7: To be a busboy slash kind of barback for this
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: steakhouse in Nashville. And I worked there for like I
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 7: don't know, a year and a half. And basically I
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: would just kind of pick up dishes from the table
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 7: sometimes and, you know, cut fruit for the bartender stuff.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 7: But I would, you know, I would clock in at
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: like three 30 in the afternoon and I would leave
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 7: at like 10 30 at night.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 9: And I maybe worked, I mean, I maybe.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: Did two hours of work while I was there.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 9: And so after about a year and a half of
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 9: working there, the manager pulls me into the office one
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 9: day and he goes, Hey man, uh, we're going to
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 9: eliminate your position.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 7: Uh, we don't really.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Think that we need a bar back. And I said,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: you don't, I wasn't even mad.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 7: I was like, yeah, I'm, I was like, I've been
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 7: working here for a year and a half and I
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: don't really know what I do to be totally honest
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 7: with you.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: And, uh, and I've always.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 9: Imagined that that's what it would be like to work
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 9: for the federal government.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: So yeah, that was my experience. Uh, Amen, man. That's
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: from a guy, Ethan Anderson. Uh, thank you, bro. Yeah,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: that's a dude. I agree. I mean, they just voted
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: to let pet like perverts keep spending money out of
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: a slush fund or whatever the government, our government has
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: sold us up the river, brother. So I'm just glad
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: that you had a job even for a little bit.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: That'll be it. One day we'll be in a museum.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: Even if you had a job just for a week
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: or something and be like, Oh, tell us about what
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: it was like. There'll be three people left. Um, That's great, man.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: That's great stuff, bro. I said, you don't. All right,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: let's see what else we got here. There's a great one, too,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: that I'm going to play after this.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: I've been a buff boy on and off for a while,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: currently on.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Type shit, big dog. Stay in the game, bro. Stay
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: in the freaking game, dude. Just wear knee braces or
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: whatever if things are getting bad. Stay in the game.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: The wildest story I had was probably I was working
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: at P.F.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: Chang's, and I found someone's panties under the table, and
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: I had to get to the back of the kitchen. But,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: you know, thanks.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: You had to get them to the back of the
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: kitchen for what, huh? What did they want them? Some
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: perv back there huffing on them bitches, boy. Been there, daddy.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: We've all been there, huh? To be young. Hey, Penny.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Have you tried the green chili? All right. Let's get
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: one more here. Yeah, dude. The things you'd find under
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: the table, bro. I found a molar under one table
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: one time. We had a dude left his ashes, his
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: buddy's ashes or whatever, from a fire, death burning thing
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: or whatever, funerals. Yeah. trying to think, yeah, panties or whatever, bro,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: and if that's at P.F. Chang's you was at, that
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: shit's popping, though, P.F. Chang's was nice, though, at a
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: certain time, bro, that shit was nice, all right, let's
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: get one more here, I love this one, I think
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: we'll probably finish on this one for now, we'll see,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: And we might do some more next week, next time
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: we do a solo. I like this. I like kind
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: of seeing what kind of people were doing what. Busboys,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: tell me about it. Busgirls, who was out there. Now,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: we didn't have a lot of busgirls, bro. The busboys
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: had to try to flirt with the hostesses, but we
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: were kind of too low class for them. So, really,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: the waiters got the hostesses, really, to date them. So,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: busboys was always out. That was the thing about being busboys.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: You were always on your own, bro. You were always
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: this outsider group. You weren't really the kitchen group. They
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: didn't respect you to cook. They respected you to carry
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: the food from the cook to the table. That was it.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: They respected you to have the food for about seven
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: or eight seconds. That's as much respect as they gave
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: you when you was a busboy. They didn't respect you
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: to cook it. They didn't respect none of that shit.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: They didn't respect you. They said for seven seconds you
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: could carry this over there. That's how much respect they
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: have for you. Onward. Here's a call right here. This
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: is from Jason V.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: Hi, Theo.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 8: I used to be a busboy at a couple different restaurants.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 8: The first restaurant was the Burger Bar in Stockbridge, Michigan.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 8: It was owned by my Uncle Danny, who was a
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 8: Vietnam War veteran.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: He loved Asian women.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 8: He used to tell me growing up all the time,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 8: he's like, get you an Oriental woman, Jason. They cook,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 8: they clean, they don't talk back. He owned the Burger Bar,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 8: and I worked with him, and the manager of the
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 8: Burger Bar was my mom. So I worked with my mom,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 8: Uncle Danny was the owner, and my mom was the manager.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 8: And my mom had a relationship with her first cousin, Steve.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 6: That was the son of my Uncle Danny. And Steve
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 6: was in the Outlaws Motorcycle Club, and his road name
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 6: was Pushrod.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 8: And I eventually got out of that environment and I
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 8: grew up and I got my own car and I
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 8: became a busboy at the ground in.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 6: Jackson, Michigan.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 8: I worked a few days a week there and I
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 8: worked on kids night, which was Tuesday night. And they
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 8: used to have this clown come in. And this clown
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 8: was named Plinko. Plinko was in his fucking late 40s
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 8: or 50s or some shit. And he was named after
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 8: that Price is Right game because he and his mom
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 8: were like really close and she fucking died of cancer
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 8: or some shit.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 6: And he just called himself Plinko the Clown.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 8: Plinko didn't have a driver's license. I don't know if
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 8: Plinko was ever legal to drive in the state of Michigan.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 6: I used to have to pick him up for work.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 8: My boss would give me like an extra $ 20 if
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 8: I would pick up Plinko. And I formed a relationship
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 8: with him.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 6: He would buy me booze all the fucking time. He
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 6: would let me smoke cigarettes.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 8: And I would pick him up and he'd put his
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 8: clown makeup on as we were driving to the ground ground.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 6: And he would.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 8: Basically, I don't think the ground round paid Planko. I
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 8: think they paid him in fucking alcohol, because he would
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 8: just get fucking hammered, and he would make these kids, like,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 8: these fucked up balloon animals. Like, not even balloon animals, like,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 8: balloon items. Like, he had, like, a fucking hatchet he
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 8: would make, and, like, a balloon machine gun, and he
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 8: would just be sitting in the back as I was
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 8: busting tables, and he would be drinking, and.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: He would be like, I fucking... hate.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 8: Kids and i gave plinko a ride home and after
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 8: i quit the ground round plinko actually hooked me up
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 8: with this dude that he was friends with and his
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 8: name was detroit rick and we used to sell cable
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 8: to scramblers out of the back of detroit rick.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah cable to scramblers dude that shit was hype
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: big industry.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 8: Onward van it was like a cash only thing i
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 8: made a lot of money that.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 6: After that I joined the Army National Guard, and I
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 6: became a recruiter for the National Guard. I hope this
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: information helps.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 8: Thank you for your service.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Thank you for your service, Jason V. Dude, that is,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: thank you, bro. Thank you. I was losing hope in
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: humanity and in myself, and you just restored it with
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: a good story. I appreciate that. Sometimes that's all we need,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Thank you, bro. That is thank you for your service,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Jason V. And for your service as an Army National Guardsman.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: That's it. That's it for today. Happy St. Patrick's Day.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: You know, try the green chilies. Try them on St.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Paddy's Day. Try them for St. Paddy's. Put them in
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: your St. Paddy's food. That's a green additive. What else?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: That's about it. you know, hang in there, we'll keep
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: our heads up, we keep doing our best, um, we
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: live to fight another day, um, busboysmovie.com, that's where you
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: can go get a ticket if you like, busboysmovie.com, um, yeah, anyway,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: God bless you guys, uh, be good to yourselves, um,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: because you deserve it, you know, you do, we have
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: to be good to ourselves, and, uh, And one day
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: at a time, you know, one day at a time,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: whatever's going on, if something's tough in your life, you
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: don't have to, you don't, don't think I have to
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: deal with this my whole life, or I can't do
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: this my whole life, or I can't do that. Or
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: this is just all you, all you just, can I
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: do this today? That's been helping me recently. Uh, can
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: I do this today? Can I get through this today?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: But yeah, thank you guys for paying attention. And I
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: appreciate the support. And gang, gang, have you tried the
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: green chilies?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: Hey, buddy.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 6: Cornerstone oh but
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  Speaker 8: When i reach that ground i'll share this piece of
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  Speaker 8: mind i found i can feel it in my bones