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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 11th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

• 0:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, good, it works. All right, sir, Captain, I would
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: like you to remain seated. We have a hold-up board.
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: We have an unknown contact. We have a hold-up board.
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: We have an unknown demand. Somebody please remain quiet. All right,
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: say again.
• 0:23
  Speaker 3: Detective Matt, 56, did you understand that transmission?
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that transmission, he said, was unreasonable. It sounded like
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: someone said they have a bomb on board. Sir, did
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: you hear the transmission? Was that your buddy that said
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: he had a bomb on board? Okay, for eminence, he.
• 0:37
  Speaker 4: Said there was a bomb on board.
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: That's what we thought, we just, we didn't get it clear.
• 0:42
  Speaker 3: That aircraft you.
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: Can't get a hold of, has he turned to the
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: east now?
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  Speaker 2: He just turned to the east also.
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: Execute 956, we had a visual out of this standby.
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: Do you have a visual on him now? We did,
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: but we lost him at the turn. If you can
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: make a turn back to a 220 heading, let me
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: know if you.
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  Speaker 2: Can see him. We're making a turn at 956. American
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: 10-6 and Execute 956, we just lost a target on
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: that aircraft.
• 1:13
  Speaker 4: Something weird is going on. The World Trade Center is
• 1:16
  Speaker 4: on fire.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 6: Seriously, the top of the building.
• 1:19
  Speaker 7: We're trying to get information.
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  Speaker 5: Top level of one of the.
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  Speaker 4: to unfold from New York City. A plane crashed.
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: My sister's in that building.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 7: And I hope she's okay, and I've got to run
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  Speaker 7: to New York.
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God!
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  Speaker 4: First of all, calm down. There's raining papers and ashes and.
• 1:42
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, that was.
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  Speaker 8: A huge explosion.
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  Speaker 9: People are jumping out the windows.
• 2:01
  Speaker 4: Oh my God. A second plane has now flown in. Wait,
• 2:07
  Speaker 4: explosion at the Pentagon?
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  Speaker 5: A third location outside of Washington, D.C.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have words to describe what I'm witnessing right.
• 2:15
  Speaker 10: Now.
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  Speaker 1: Effective immediately until further notice.
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  Speaker 3: Flight operations in the National Airspace System by United States
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  Speaker 3: Civil Aircraft and foreign civil and military aircraft are prohibited.
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  Speaker 7: Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward.
• 2:30
  Speaker 4: And freedom will be defended. Oh, my God.
• 2:35
  Speaker 11: Oh, my God.
• 2:36
  Speaker 10: All right, so now we look back up to the TV.
• 2:41
  Speaker 10: One of the World Trade Towers has collapsed and fallen.
• 2:43
  Speaker 4: Get down!
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: Get down!
• 2:44
  Speaker 11: What's happening?
• 2:44
  Speaker 4: She's not waiting for anything.
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  Speaker 10: Get down!
• 3:03
  Speaker 4: I've never seen anything like this. I've got five patients.
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  Speaker 4: They need to be treated.
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: We've got an ambulance full of cops and pedestrians.
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  Speaker 2: The building just collapsed.
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  Speaker 8: We don't have much air.
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  Speaker 10: We've got another supermodel.
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  Speaker 2: We've got another tower that just came down.
• 3:22
  Speaker 10: We've got all the cops away.
• 3:24
  Speaker 4: From the building.
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: We've got a.
• 3:26
  Speaker 12: Female officer down.
• 3:28
  Speaker 10: Female officer, where are you now, kid?
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: Where are you now?
• 3:33
  Speaker 10: Where are you, Kenny?
• 3:39
  Speaker 5: We're not going to be stopped.
• 3:42
  Speaker 4: We're not going to be deterred.
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  Speaker 13: We're not going to stay at home.
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  Speaker 4: We're not going to be frightened. We're going to live
• 3:48
  Speaker 4: our lives as Americans. I pledge allegiance to the flag
• 3:52
  Speaker 4: of the United States of America.
• 3:55
  Speaker 9: We're all brothers.
• 3:57
  Speaker 6: We've all got to stick together.
• 4:07
  Speaker 4: My God, look at the skyline without the towers. Sean,
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  Speaker 4: it's me.
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  Speaker 10: I just wanted to let you know I love you.
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  Speaker 14: And I'm stuck in this building.
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  Speaker 10: I'm playing in.
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  Speaker 4: This building for a moment.
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know if there's lots of smoke.
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  Speaker 11: And I just wanted you to know that I love
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  Speaker 11: you so much.
• 4:21
  Speaker 4: I love you so much.
• 4:22
  Speaker 8: I love you so much.
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  Speaker 7: I love you so much.
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  Speaker 3: I love you so much.
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  Speaker 4: We will not tire.
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  Speaker 3: It is as old as the scriptures.
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  Speaker 4: We will not falter.
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  Speaker 11: And it is clear.
• 4:37
  Speaker 4: And we will not fail. As the American prostitute.
• 4:39
  Speaker 2: That's wrong, that's.
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: Wrong, that's wrong. Is that.
• 4:45
  Speaker 4: United 93?
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  Speaker 3: Is that United 93 calling?
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  Speaker 4: I can hear you. The rest of the world hears you.
• 4:50
  Speaker 10: And the people who knocked.
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  Speaker 9: These buildings down will hear all of us soon.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah!
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  Speaker 8: See by the dawn's early light What so proudly we
• 5:25
  Speaker 8: hailed At the twilight's last.
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  Speaker 6: Gleaming Whose broad stripes and bright.
• 5:37
  Speaker 5: Stars Let's fight.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming.
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  Speaker 4: And the rocket's red glare.
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  Speaker 8: The bombs.
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  Speaker 9: Bursting That I'm afraid of.
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  Speaker 8: And the fire.
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  Speaker 4: I don't care why you listen. If you're listening because
• 7:17
  Speaker 4: you love it, great.
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  Speaker 6: If you're listening because.
• 7:19
  Speaker 4: You hate it, great.
• 7:20
  Speaker 11: As long as you're listening.
• 7:20
  Speaker 4: This is The Lordy Show. Hi, welcome back, everybody.
• 7:24
  Speaker 9: Hey, hey.
• 7:25
  Speaker 10: It is Friday, and I realize that starting with the
• 7:28
  Speaker 10: traditional 9-11 anniversary montage is not exactly the kind of
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  Speaker 10: Friday energy that... Maybe we would like to have, but
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  Speaker 10: we're not going to have the anniversary of 9-11 happen
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  Speaker 10: and not acknowledge it.
• 7:41
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 10: So, yeah, that thing gets me every single time. I
• 7:47
  Speaker 10: think it's important to play it. I don't think it's
• 7:50
  Speaker 10: important to really dive deep into your conspiracy theories today,
• 7:54
  Speaker 10: so please leave that for another time. You can agree
• 7:57
  Speaker 10: or disagree, whether it's appropriate or not, but it is
• 8:00
  Speaker 10: called The Woody Show, and I have determined that for today,
• 8:02
  Speaker 10: for The Woody Show... Not appropriate. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Good.
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  Speaker 10: We'll leave those for another day. Phones are open 877-44-WOODY.
• 8:11
  Speaker 10: Happy Friday to you.
• 8:12
  Speaker 4: Happy Friday.
• 8:13
  Speaker 10: Send your Friday check-ins on the text over to 22987.
• 8:17
  Speaker 10: Here's an agree or disagree. Let's see what you think
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  Speaker 10: about these. People were asked, what is a popular life
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  Speaker 10: goal that.
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  Speaker 4: You secretly don't want? you don't want so you would.
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  Speaker 10: Think that everybody would be interested in certain things yeah but.
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  Speaker 6: Not a life goal that you secretly don't want like.
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  Speaker 7: Having kids yeah that was my thought too.
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  Speaker 10: There you go oh that's a that's a that's a
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  Speaker 10: perfect example oh.
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  Speaker 6: Okay like a common goal okay a common goal okay.
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  Speaker 10: This is um i'll go to the getting married thing
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  Speaker 10: somebody said i really don't care if i get married
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  Speaker 10: or not I'm not against long-term relationships and kids are
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  Speaker 10: the right person, but I just don't have any strong
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  Speaker 10: desire to tie the knot. Another person said, having a
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  Speaker 10: romantic life partner at all.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, damn.
• 9:00
  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 10: I like to be in love, but I can't see
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  Speaker 10: myself living with a romantic partner.
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  Speaker 7: That's a commitment phobe.
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  Speaker 5: That's all that is.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Or just, you know, to me, that's sad. Well, you
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  Speaker 4: know what?
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  Speaker 10: I think it's, I think it's good. I don't, you
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  Speaker 10: don't want to do things like have kids or be
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  Speaker 10: in a relationship just because you feel like you're supposed to.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Or you're scared.
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  Speaker 10: I don't think there's anything wrong with just straight up
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  Speaker 10: in that particular case, straight up admitting like, you know,
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  Speaker 10: you're selfish with your time and what you choose to do.
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  Speaker 4: Like good for them. I mean, good for them is right.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But I can't imagine being like whatever, 45 and just
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  Speaker 4: being alone.
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  Speaker 6: I also think like a lot of people just have
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  Speaker 6: kids because their friends or family are having kids.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, you get kind of suckered into thinking it's going
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  Speaker 10: to be a good idea.
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  Speaker 4: I also don't believe young couples who got married, let's say,
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  Speaker 4: in their mid-20s and they say they don't want kids.
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  Speaker 4: I don't believe them. I think young married couples all
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  Speaker 4: want kids for some reason.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 10: I think until you get to a certain point where
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  Speaker 10: it's going to be dried up dusty eggs and shooting
• 9:58
  Speaker 10: dust and stuff. shooting dust instead of sperm.
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  Speaker 4: Once you're 40-ish, it's like, eh, that ship has sailed. Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: All right, so here's some other ones. What's a popular
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  Speaker 10: life goal that you secretly don't want? This person said,
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  Speaker 10: buying a big house. I know it's supposed to be
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  Speaker 10: the dream, but I'd rather have freedom and experiences than
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  Speaker 10: square footage.
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  Speaker 7: I respect that.
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  Speaker 4: I disagree. I want the house.
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  Speaker 10: Not just a house, a big house.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like the house.
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  Speaker 4: Big-ish.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want a mansion.
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  Speaker 10: I have that thought every time I'm in a decent hotel.
• 10:29
  Speaker 10: I'm thinking, I could live in here.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: If I didn't have a wife, didn't have kids, didn't
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  Speaker 10: need that.
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  Speaker 7: And I get that because we just moved into our
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  Speaker 7: first house, and it's not that big, but it's perfect.
• 10:39
  Speaker 6: It's perfect.
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  Speaker 10: Like just enough, just enough room for you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Right.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Uh, not a secret, but having visible abs is, Okay.
• 10:48
  Speaker 10: I'm a curvy fit woman.
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  Speaker 4: I lift. I'm active. I'm healthy.
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  Speaker 10: The degree of restriction it would take for me to
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  Speaker 10: see my abs would not be healthy for me.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: You know what?
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  Speaker 7: Totally respect that.
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  Speaker 4: Who wouldn't want visible?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but she'd want to do what it takes, and
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  Speaker 7: I don't blame her.
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  Speaker 10: What's a popular life goal that you secretly don't want?
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  Speaker 10: I don't care about getting a degree. I just want
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  Speaker 10: a job that pays enough to live comfortably, and I
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  Speaker 10: have that. If I want to learn something, I can
• 11:10
  Speaker 10: learn it on my own time.
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  Speaker 6: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 10: Waiting to travel until you're retired and putting off experiences
• 11:16
  Speaker 10: to save more for retirement. Tomorrow is not guaranteed. And
• 11:20
  Speaker 10: good health when you're older is not guaranteed.
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 10: I'd rather have fun while I'm healthy in my 30s
• 11:25
  Speaker 10: than bank on being able to do it all in
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  Speaker 10: my 60s. 1,000%. Okay, that is, there's nothing untrue about that.
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  Speaker 10: But there's also a balance because I see a lot
• 11:36
  Speaker 10: of people, they take that, they go, oh, well, I'm
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  Speaker 10: not saving anything for when I'm older.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to do it now.
• 11:44
  Speaker 10: I'm going to be wildly irresponsible financially because that time
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  Speaker 10: will come when you can't work or there's not a
• 11:51
  Speaker 10: possibility for you to work. And forget travel. You're going
• 11:55
  Speaker 10: to need money just to live.
• 11:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, to eat.
• 11:58
  Speaker 10: But that's the thing.
• 11:59
  Speaker 7: People who nickel and dime their lives saying, I'll do
• 12:01
  Speaker 7: it later. It just breaks my heart because.
• 12:03
  Speaker 6: That might never come. It's pretty sad.
• 12:04
  Speaker 10: Another one with traveling. Frequent travel seems to be a
• 12:07
  Speaker 10: big one for a lot of people these days. But
• 12:10
  Speaker 10: being at home with my pets is my favorite place
• 12:12
  Speaker 10: to be. break i think that's so nice you participated
• 12:15
  Speaker 10: i know i know.
• 12:17
  Speaker 4: Maybe strike up a conversation with the person next to
• 12:19
  Speaker 4: you who's also stuck in traffic how's it going we'll
• 12:22
  Speaker 4: be right back.
• 12:24
  Speaker 6: Ontario, California, Wednesday, September 16th. What's going on, everybody?
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: It's Menace.
• 12:30
  Speaker 6: Come meet up with me from 5 to 7 p.m.
• 12:32
  Speaker 6: at San Joaquin Valley College. We've done this before. We're
• 12:36
  Speaker 6: going to do it again. A ton of giveaways in Ontario.
• 12:39
  Speaker 6: Show up to the front of the college. I'll be
• 12:41
  Speaker 6: there from 5 to 7 p.m. We're talking about concert tickets,
• 12:45
  Speaker 6: theme park tickets, and more. 4582 Ontario Mills Parkway in Ontario.
• 12:51
  Speaker 6: In the meantime, keep enjoying the Woody Show podcast.
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: And let's check in on the After Hours voicemails. Let's.
• 13:02
  Speaker 10: Anytime after the show, you can just leave us whatever
• 13:06
  Speaker 10: you got. That is on that same number you call
• 13:10
  Speaker 10: in during the show, 877-44-WOODY. That's 877-44-WOODY.
• 13:12
  Speaker 4: Let's see.
• 13:13
  Speaker 10: We got this one here.
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  Speaker 11: Hey, Woody Show.
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: Just giving you guys a call about the Gina thing
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: and her peeing and the different holes. I was just
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: calling because I was on board that you had MENSA,
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: but MENSA, like, deductive reasoning is a part of that test.
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: I'm just questioning how you weren't able to, like, figure
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: that out. I'm just really baffled, I guess, on... how
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: that is. And I hate to agree with Seabass on that.
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: This Mensa thing doesn't seem to add up as much,
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: but it really does seem to not add up because
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  Speaker 3: it feels like by deductive reasoning, you'd be able to
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  Speaker 3: figure out that that's not how it works down there.
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: But I mean, love big time. All right.
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  Speaker 7: See you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: The math ain't math. And for him that, you know,
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  Speaker 10: Gina would be Mensa.
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  Speaker 7: Well, here's the thing. First of all, this, this discovery
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  Speaker 7: wasn't made yesterday. It was made in my twenties. So
• 14:04
  Speaker 7: give me a little, give me a little room there. Also,
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  Speaker 7: it's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: Seabass doesn't seem to get this, but it's probably because
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  Speaker 7: he's such a genius. He's never wrong. But if I
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  Speaker 7: know something, then I'm a know-it-all. But if I don't
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  Speaker 7: know it, then I'm not smart. So where's the common ground?
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  Speaker 7: Why can't I just be human and know some stuff
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  Speaker 7: and not know other stuff?
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  Speaker 10: Well, because I think because Seabass does know everything.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 14:26
  Speaker 10: So it's maybe hard to see where somebody wouldn't know everything.
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  Speaker 7: It's just a question I'll always carry with me and ponder.
• 14:35
  Speaker 7: i must be dumb if i don't know everything but
• 14:36
  Speaker 7: if i know everything i.
• 14:37
  Speaker 10: Know it all uh 877 44 woody this one uh
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  Speaker 10: is about how greg called homeland security we were asking
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  Speaker 10: everybody if they agree yeah he saw an suv big
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  Speaker 10: white suv and it had a sticker along the top
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  Speaker 10: of the windshield said taliban Yeah, massive decal.
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  Speaker 11: Huge.
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  Speaker 10: Now, see, Mass, I mean, that's somebody who loves to call,
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  Speaker 10: you know, and complain to, you know, building management or
• 15:01
  Speaker 10: the cops.
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  Speaker 4: It was not a complaint. It was more like a... No,
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  Speaker 4: just letting you know.
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  Speaker 10: He likes to call and narc people out.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Seeing something and saying something.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So would you have done the same thing?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I have a feeling that the actual Taliban doesn't advertise.
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  Speaker 4: No, nor did I think that is what the case was.
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  Speaker 5: I would honestly think it was like a Nathan For
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: You sketch or something, or not sketch, but a piece.
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  Speaker 10: No, it turns out it's kind of tied into the cartel.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: That seems to be the consensus. That's a problem. Here's
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: After Hours voicemail.
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  Speaker 12: Give my full support to Greg Gorey for informing Homeland
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  Speaker 12: Security of that creepy.
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  Speaker 4: Car with the Taliban.
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  Speaker 10: Message on it.
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  Speaker 12: But I wouldn't stop there. You know, I would have
• 15:42
  Speaker 12: called the police department, the sheriff's department, CIA, Secret Service,
• 15:46
  Speaker 12: the Army, the Air Force. Like, I would have called
• 15:49
  Speaker 12: everybody to report that because, you know, I've never seen
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  Speaker 12: anything like that before. That's creepy. There's nothing cool or
• 15:55
  Speaker 12: funny about the Taliban.
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  Speaker 11: F those guys.
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  Speaker 4: I love you, Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 12: Thank you for keeping our country safe.
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  Speaker 6: We love you.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you for.
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  Speaker 7: Your service, Greg.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: Thank you for your service.
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: Am I sensing sarcasm or is that real?
• 16:08
  Speaker 10: No, I think he was really supporting Greg.
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  Speaker 4: Like, legit.
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  Speaker 7: Now you're definitely not overreacting. We have a new level.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: Call the Coast Guard.
• 16:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: I don't know how many times I can preface things with,
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  Speaker 4: I filed the report saying, don't know if this is
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: a thing.
• 16:23
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: Let's give you one more. 877-44-WOODY.
• 16:26
  Speaker 10: Tyler, this one's for you. Here we go.
• 16:31
  Speaker 11: Yo, Woody Show, what's up?
• 16:33
  Speaker 15: I just listened on the podcast about Tyler's whole moving
• 16:37
  Speaker 15: out thing, and I was totally on Tyler's side until that. Like,
• 16:42
  Speaker 15: Tyler is kind of making himself look like a piece of.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: S * * *.
• 16:46
  Speaker 15: I liked the dude until now. He sucks.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Like, seriously, that guy.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 16:53
  Speaker 10: So I just want to make sure that actually flowers. No,
• 16:57
  Speaker 10: I do have a question for you because I don't
• 16:59
  Speaker 10: know how any of this stuff works. You brought those
• 17:00
  Speaker 10: cards in as your collateral for the money.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:04
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 17:05
  Speaker 10: So did you buy them already graded? Because what I
• 17:08
  Speaker 10: also didn't understand about this, when you get a car,
• 17:11
  Speaker 10: let's say you pull one from a pack. This is
• 17:12
  Speaker 10: what it was explained to me yesterday. You pull one
• 17:14
  Speaker 10: from a pack, you bring it to a place and
• 17:16
  Speaker 10: it costs like a bunch of money to get them graded.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:20
  Speaker 13: So it depends on how you do it. Personally, I
• 17:22
  Speaker 13: buy mine already graded.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 17:24
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I get around that.
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: Right, the card companies have figured that out and a
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: lot of them, like he's saying, are skipping that step
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: for you.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 17:30
  Speaker 7: Well, also, it's such a gamble because you're paying, yeah,
• 17:33
  Speaker 7: you had to send it away and it's, you know, whatever,
• 17:35
  Speaker 7: 50 bucks.
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: Oh, so you didn't even.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: Bring it somewhere. It's 50 bucks.
• 17:38
  Speaker 10: To have it graded?
• 17:40
  Speaker 7: When my kid was in his Pokemon phase, that stuff
• 17:44
  Speaker 7: had to be sent away and paid for, and then
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: it would come back and he'd be like, oh, it's
• 17:48
  Speaker 7: a six.
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: You can try somewhere and do it.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: And kids are getting them graded?
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: He was really into Pokemon.
• 17:55
  Speaker 13: So there are a couple of spots where you can
• 17:56
  Speaker 13: drop them off at like a PSA authorized center or whatever,
• 18:01
  Speaker 13: and then they ship it off, I think, to New Jersey.
• 18:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel like it always gets mailed.
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: That one event we went to in Vegas, they were
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: grading stuff on site, weren't they?
• 18:10
  Speaker 7: Well, it's like a convention.
• 18:12
  Speaker 13: So they do that at special shows, special conventions, like
• 18:15
  Speaker 13: the bigger ones where the higher cards get sold.
• 18:18
  Speaker 10: Like the people who are selling copy keys and whatever.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: Knife sharpening.
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: This show sucks.
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: It's like just these fat people standing there.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: Who are you, fart knockers?
• 18:31
  Speaker 10: This is The Woody Show.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: Hey, be the.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: I've still got a woody. Oh, man.
• 18:41
  Speaker 10: We've got some bitch beat tripping stories.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 18:44
  Speaker 10: There's some really good ones. We're going to get to
• 18:46
  Speaker 10: that in a couple like real shysters. One that you
• 18:51
  Speaker 10: listen to a whole podcast about.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, I know.
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: It's the one I think it is.
• 18:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I've heard you talking to Greg about it.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:56
  Speaker 10: Like that story.
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: It's crazy.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Has anybody.
• 19:00
  Speaker 10: Oh, for sure. Has anybody had. A relationship where somebody
• 19:07
  Speaker 10: just like over the top fabricated whatever.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, of course. Like mega lies left and right. Yeah.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 19:16
  Speaker 10: But on real serious stuff. Like my ex-girlfriend, Yana. Oh, yeah.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: You guys hate it. She takes the cake.
• 19:23
  Speaker 10: She takes the cake. That was the craziest person. I
• 19:26
  Speaker 10: never met the person.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: You didn't meet her?
• 19:28
  Speaker 11: No, no.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: She was out by the time we started hanging out.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I. She was?
• 19:32
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 19:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: But she was of legend.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know about her. She's the one.
• 19:38
  Speaker 10: She made up having cancer. She told me she was
• 19:41
  Speaker 10: going through cancer treatments.
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: That's horrible.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: She said stuff about her sister that wasn't true.
• 19:45
  Speaker 10: She said that her sister died because she got in
• 19:48
  Speaker 10: an accident with a drunk. driver who was, and this
• 19:51
  Speaker 10: is to the detail that she went. Not only did
• 19:53
  Speaker 10: her sister die, but her sister was killed by a
• 19:56
  Speaker 10: drunk driver who was a soldier that had just gotten.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: Back from deployment.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: That's very specific.
• 20:01
  Speaker 10: And she found out because in the accident, her sister's
• 20:04
  Speaker 10: cell phone was thrown from the wreckage. And a person
• 20:09
  Speaker 10: who witnessed it picked it up on the side of
• 20:10
  Speaker 10: the road and called the contact that said, sister. I'm like,
• 20:17
  Speaker 10: you were in her phone as sister?
• 20:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 20:20
  Speaker 10: Like, I had my sister and there was Robin.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 20:23
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 20:23
  Speaker 10: That was their name. And I know that's my sister.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: Right, right.
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: You don't have to be like, parentheses, sister.
• 20:28
  Speaker 10: And so, you know, because, I know it sounds weird
• 20:31
  Speaker 10: for me, and you guys, well, you remember, Greg.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:34
  Speaker 10: Like, I was so... I didn't want to call BS
• 20:38
  Speaker 10: in case in the off chance.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: It was true.
• 20:40
  Speaker 11: I know.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: How do you approach that?
• 20:41
  Speaker 10: I was on this fence of like, I want to
• 20:43
  Speaker 10: have empathy, but I'm like, this doesn't add up.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: She was nuts. Wasn't there something, it might be false
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: memory syndrome. Wasn't there something about a stolen watch she stole? No, no, no.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Or something with a watch.
• 20:53
  Speaker 10: No, no, no. She said, I guess she owed somebody
• 20:56
  Speaker 10: money because the dead sister, the reason I found out
• 20:58
  Speaker 10: the sister was alive.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Oh, so she did have a sister.
• 21:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah, she did. Okay.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Alive and well.
• 21:03
  Speaker 10: So the sister called me. This is way after we
• 21:05
  Speaker 10: broke up. This is like a year plus after we
• 21:06
  Speaker 10: broke up. She called me and said.
• 21:08
  Speaker 12: Oh, hey.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: Hi, I'm sister. This is Yana's sister. From the beyond.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: I go, her what?
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Sister.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: I said, all right.
• 21:18
  Speaker 10: And she's like, what? I go, I'll tell you in
• 21:20
  Speaker 10: a second. What can I do for you? Hey, so
• 21:24
  Speaker 10: she owes me money, but she says that the reason
• 21:27
  Speaker 10: she can't pay me is because. She got a tax
• 21:31
  Speaker 10: refund from filing her taxes. And that I took her
• 21:34
  Speaker 10: check and I cashed it and kept it.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's cool.
• 21:37
  Speaker 10: Because it had been sent to... Because she was living
• 21:39
  Speaker 10: with me at the time. It had gotten sent to
• 21:41
  Speaker 10: my address. And so when I got it, I just
• 21:43
  Speaker 10: cashed it and kept it.
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: Because that's super easy to do when it's somebody else's
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: name on it.
• 21:46
  Speaker 10: First of all, I don't in any way, shape, or
• 21:48
  Speaker 10: form need her money. Nor would I ever do something
• 21:51
  Speaker 10: like that.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: But also.
• 21:54
  Speaker 10: crazy that you're calling me because i was told you
• 21:56
  Speaker 10: were dead yeah this is a miracle so the person
• 21:59
  Speaker 10: that told you that is the same person that told
• 22:00
  Speaker 10: me that you.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: Died right so uh-huh how do you take that information.
• 22:03
  Speaker 10: She's like are you kidding she goes by the way
• 22:06
  Speaker 10: i figured that was the case oh i figured that
• 22:09
  Speaker 10: was the case that what she was telling me was
• 22:11
  Speaker 10: not true about the check yeah she knows.
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: Her sister oh yeah people like this wow yeah she
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: was nuts and then the last i heard didn't we
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: look her up At some point, Greg.
• 22:21
  Speaker 10: She's a kindergarten teacher.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: I believe so.
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: Well, at least she's at her own emotional level. Yeah,
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: just raising our youth. No big deal.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: And then somewhere in a box, somewhere in my house,
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: perhaps the garage, is an iPod that I have a
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: photo of Woody and her in my hot tub.
• 22:37
  Speaker 10: Oh, well, because Greg had a party at his house
• 22:40
  Speaker 10: and there was like, everybody was hanging out. So there
• 22:42
  Speaker 10: was a bunch of other people in the hot tub
• 22:43
  Speaker 10: as well. We need the hot tub photo.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Cause I don't even know.
• 22:45
  Speaker 10: It wasn't like a surveillance photo. There's nothing to see.
• 22:48
  Speaker 10: I think we're having beers or something.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: We were, we were.
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: I don't even know what this person looks like.
• 22:52
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: So you lived with this girl. Greg knew her.
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: How long were you with her for? I, I don't remember.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: A few months, right? Or was it more than that?
• 23:01
  Speaker 10: We were together before we took that job where I
• 23:04
  Speaker 10: met you, Greg.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: You were? Yeah. Oh, I thought you met there. She
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: moved there with me.
• 23:09
  Speaker 12: Oh.
• 23:09
  Speaker 10: Because I was like, ah, we'll see where it goes.
• 23:12
  Speaker 10: It wasn't anything crazy with her.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: That was a big part. I don't remember her being
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: there from day one.
• 23:17
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: I thought she came later. And then there was another
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: crazy one after her, too. Oh, Nicole. The one who
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: ripped up the photo of your mom. Oh, my God.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: Where do you find these bitches?
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: She found a picture.
• 23:27
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I told this story. She found a picture of
• 23:29
  Speaker 10: my mom. She goes, oh, I found some picture of
• 23:31
  Speaker 10: some ex-girlfriend.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: That you had.
• 23:33
  Speaker 10: And I go, what? I'm not a photo guy. I
• 23:36
  Speaker 10: don't keep that kind of stuff.
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you're not a memento guy.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: Like, huh? What?
• 23:40
  Speaker 10: And she had done this while I left early for
• 23:42
  Speaker 10: work because doing early morning stuff, right? So I'm like,
• 23:45
  Speaker 10: I don't even know what picture you're talking about. She goes, well,
• 23:47
  Speaker 10: it's in the garbage can.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: When you get home. You'll see.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 23:49
  Speaker 10: So I got home and I'm like, bitch, this was
• 23:51
  Speaker 10: a picture of my mother from back when she was
• 23:53
  Speaker 10: like 30. So it was like an old, like Olin Mills.
• 23:56
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: Cause you do that with your girlfriend. You're like sitting
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: on a wagon wheel.
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: How can you not look at that and just be like, Oh,
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: this is clearly somebody's mom.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah. In the old timey days.
• 24:06
  Speaker 7: Was that the, was that the day you broke up?
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: Please tell me.
• 24:09
  Speaker 10: No, it wasn't long after that.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: It was an innocent mistake.
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: She didn't know it was his mom. And also, it's
• 24:17
  Speaker 7: not your picture, bitch. It doesn't matter. Rip up somebody
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: else's pictures?
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: I think they had sex at the work stairway after that.
• 24:23
  Speaker 10: No, that was before that.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: That saves your relationship.
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: That's how they stick around.
• 24:31
  Speaker 10: We've got some good bitch be tripping stories.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: Something in the water.
• 24:40
  Speaker 10: Somebody texted over, 909, I had an ex-girlfriend who, after
• 24:43
  Speaker 10: a night of drinking, we stopped at Taco Bell. She
• 24:45
  Speaker 10: asked me to get her three Taco Supremes. No sour cream,
• 24:49
  Speaker 10: which I thought that was the.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: That makes it supreme. Isn't that what makes it supreme?
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: I would think.
• 24:53
  Speaker 10: So I ordered three regular tacos. Asked them to add
• 24:57
  Speaker 10: tomatoes once we got our order. She was complaining that
• 25:00
  Speaker 10: I didn't get her order right, so she threw the
• 25:02
  Speaker 10: tacos out the window while we were driving.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, she's cool. Oh, I'd be so pissed.
• 25:06
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 25:06
  Speaker 10: Yeah. Bitches be tripping back in 2022. This is also
• 25:10
  Speaker 10: a redneck news story at the time. This woman in
• 25:13
  Speaker 10: Massachusetts unleashed a swarm of bees at police officers because
• 25:18
  Speaker 10: they were doing an eviction.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: She used bees as a weapon. That's like something from
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: a movie.
• 25:25
  Speaker 10: That was back in 2022. I remember covering that as
• 25:27
  Speaker 10: a redneck news story. The update is it only took
• 25:30
  Speaker 10: four years, but she was sentenced to six months in jail.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: Here is the moment that she fought the cops with
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: the container of bees.
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: Hey, hey, hey, she's got a truck full of bees here.
• 25:43
  Speaker 11: A truck full of bees over here.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Hey, hey, hey, hey.
• 25:46
  Speaker 13: She's opening the bees.
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: She's opening more of them.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: More of them. As a shared sperm, we're not taking sides, okay?
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: But to release bees in front of an eviction, that
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: seems a little excessive. I think everyone has to agree
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: with us, okay?
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: She should get charged by the beat.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Okay. Yeah, right.
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: Like a hundred charges.
• 26:08
  Speaker 10: There was another story. This broad New York, she was
• 26:11
  Speaker 10: fighting with her boyfriend. She wanted a little revenge. So
• 26:15
  Speaker 10: while the boyfriend was asleep, she decided a rude awakening
• 26:18
  Speaker 10: would do the trick. And so while he was asleep,
• 26:24
  Speaker 10: The boyfriend then all of a sudden wakes up. He's
• 26:25
  Speaker 10: got this hissing sound he's hearing. He sees a flame
• 26:28
  Speaker 10: on the floor. This bitch had tossed a stick of
• 26:30
  Speaker 10: dynamite into his room.
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: Holy hell.
• 26:33
  Speaker 10: He tried to put the fuse out, but that didn't work.
• 26:36
  Speaker 10: So he grabbed it, attempted to throw it outside, but
• 26:39
  Speaker 10: the stick blew up in his hand.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: So hand gone.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, don't they say don't grab it?
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:47
  Speaker 10: Part of his arm had to be amputated.
• 26:49
  Speaker 11: There you go.
• 26:49
  Speaker 10: The girlfriend arrested looking at 25 years in prison.
• 26:53
  Speaker 7: Okay, so here's a question. You have a psychotic girlfriend.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: You either get, you know, the old standard wiener cut
• 27:01
  Speaker 7: off while you're sleeping or hand blown off while you're sleeping.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: That's good. Hand.
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: Was that Bobbitt?
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah. John Wayne Bobby hand.
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: So you'd rather get your hand blown off?
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want either.
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: You're requesting your hand.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: In the spirit of the question.
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: John Wayne Bobby got his reattached.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's functioning though. It can't function as well.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: You got another hand. I only have one penis.
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: Two hands and a wiener.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Barely qualifies as a penis.
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: I was thinking with that story, I was just like, Um,
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: my first thought is like, I'm going to put the
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: fuse out. Uh, no, I'm running the hell away.
• 27:39
  Speaker 10: Get out of the room.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Throw it.
• 27:41
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 27:41
  Speaker 10: Kick it across the room and then go the opposite direction.
• 27:44
  Speaker 10: Get the hell away from it. I'm going to put
• 27:45
  Speaker 10: the fuse out.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: I had a firecracker blow up in my hand. That
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: was bad enough. You did?
• 27:50
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: Cause I was trying to do the cool thing where
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: you light it and then throw it. Instead of just
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: kind of throwing it like a Frisbee, I tried to
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: throw it like a baseball and it blew up right
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: when it was next to my ear. In my hand,
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: and oh, man. That's why you can't hear. That's true.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: Probably it. Now we know.
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: Probably it.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:08
  Speaker 10: This 31-year-old woman was relaxing on the beach, and she
• 28:12
  Speaker 10: got into it with this guy.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Argument escalates.
• 28:16
  Speaker 10: At some point, while the guy was turned around, she
• 28:18
  Speaker 10: pulled out a toothbrush and And she stabbed him with
• 28:21
  Speaker 10: the backside of it in the back of the head.
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: She has to have been to prison before because that's
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: how it's done.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Who has a toothbrush at the beach?
• 28:28
  Speaker 16: And you got to be strong to get that into
• 28:30
  Speaker 16: someone's head, right?
• 28:32
  Speaker 10: 40-year-old woman in Florida. She was trying her best to
• 28:34
  Speaker 10: rekindle the marriage that she had with her husband, but
• 28:38
  Speaker 10: things went sideways. She had been living again with her
• 28:41
  Speaker 10: husband and son for the past few weeks. But the
• 28:45
  Speaker 10: son noted that his parents would fight a lot and
• 28:48
  Speaker 10: that his mom would accuse the dad of not having
• 28:51
  Speaker 10: enough time for her. The son was asleep one night,
• 28:54
  Speaker 10: woke up hearing the parents arguing. So he went outside
• 28:57
  Speaker 10: to his car and that's when he noticed his mom
• 29:00
  Speaker 10: walk out of the house with her stuff packed up
• 29:03
  Speaker 10: and heard her say, now we both don't have ish.
• 29:07
  Speaker 10: The son looked back to the house and realized that
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: it was on fire. Smoke coming out of the windows.
• 29:13
  Speaker 10: He called 911, but by the time the fire department
• 29:16
  Speaker 10: got there, the house total loss. So this crazy bitch
• 29:18
  Speaker 10: arrested for her arson. And when they arrested her, Guess
• 29:22
  Speaker 10: what they found in her purse?
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: A Bible.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: A lighter? Meth and weed.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: What?
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: That's not possible.
• 29:29
  Speaker 10: There are some drug charges. That's the meth. The cherry
• 29:32
  Speaker 10: on the arson sundae.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: Damn. That's a case of, if I can't have it,
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: nobody can. Yeah.
• 29:37
  Speaker 10: Well, now we both don't have it.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Now we're both screwed.
• 29:43
  Speaker 10: So we have those bitch be tripping stories.
• 29:46
  Speaker 9: Well.
• 29:48
  Speaker 10: I just recently learned about this person, and I guess
• 29:51
  Speaker 10: you've known about this person for a while.
• 29:53
  Speaker 7: Well, Greg's known about it the longest.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: I've known about the second longest.
• 29:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
• 29:58
  Speaker 7: Local angle.
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: Have a, yeah, a little connection to this.
• 30:02
  Speaker 9: We do?
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: Well, loosely, right?
• 30:05
  Speaker 11: Well.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: I'm friends with the dad.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Who's dad? The woman in question. Are you serious? Oh, yeah.
• 30:12
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: So this chick in Arizona, her name is Laura Owens. Right, right.
• 30:18
  Speaker 10: And she is in court, multiple counts, fraud, forgery, perjury.
• 30:23
  Speaker 10: This is over a fake paternity claim involving this guy
• 30:28
  Speaker 10: who was on The Bachelor, this guy Clayton Eckerd.
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: Season 26.
• 30:32
  Speaker 10: So the case dates back to 2023 because Laura Owens
• 30:37
  Speaker 10: filed a lawsuit claiming that she was pregnant with this
• 30:41
  Speaker 10: Clayton dude's twins and was seeking child support.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: Right. Shaking him down.
• 30:46
  Speaker 10: She later withdrew the claim saying that she had suffered
• 30:50
  Speaker 10: a miscarriage. However, it turns out that she had faked
• 30:53
  Speaker 10: the present pregnancy altogether and even wore a fake baby
• 30:57
  Speaker 10: bump to court.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Right, even faked the doctor's note.
• 31:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and the pregnancy test.
• 31:02
  Speaker 10: According to investigators, Owens allegedly altered an ultrasound image, which
• 31:06
  Speaker 10: I guess belonged to her sister. passed urine tests because
• 31:09
  Speaker 10: she was injecting herself with pregnancy hormones.
• 31:12
  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 31:12
  Speaker 10: Like really trying to sell this whole thing. Took three
• 31:14
  Speaker 10: DNA tests, which came back little to no fetal DNA.
• 31:19
  Speaker 10: Those findings led to the initial criminal charges. So now
• 31:22
  Speaker 10: the case, it's taken another turn. In November of last year,
• 31:26
  Speaker 10: this Laura Owens chick was indicted again on additional felony
• 31:33
  Speaker 10: charges because the investigators said that she made a similar
• 31:36
  Speaker 10: fake statement Pregnancy claim involving a second victim.
• 31:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 31:41
  Speaker 10: Another dude in Scottsdale.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: Same situation.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:44
  Speaker 7: There have been three or four of these altogether of
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: these dudes. Oh, and the best part, the kicker.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:50
  Speaker 7: Four all in all. The best part is Laura Owens
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: and Clayton Eckerd never had sex.
• 31:56
  Speaker 11: What?
• 31:56
  Speaker 10: No, just mouth parties.
• 31:57
  Speaker 7: Two mouth parties. Explain that. And then one, she got
• 32:02
  Speaker 7: one old fumbling doctor to say, well, I always say
• 32:06
  Speaker 7: men are like basketball players. You dribble before you shoot.
• 32:10
  Speaker 7: So it could have happened that way.
• 32:12
  Speaker 10: It's making sense now. Her dad's a radio dude, right?
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: He's a broadcaster, yeah.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 32:17
  Speaker 10: Now it's coming together. Really well known. I didn't connect
• 32:23
  Speaker 10: the stories.
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: So she lived or lives or whatever, well, lived in
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: their backyard, like little guest house.
• 32:30
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: And yeah, it sounds like, okay, so I listened to
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: the podcast called Love Trapped. It's an iHeart podcast hosted
• 32:38
  Speaker 7: by Stephanie Young. And it sounds like there's some complicitness
• 32:42
  Speaker 7: with mom. Mom was really on board with all this.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: Big time.
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: But this story is insane. And all these other dudes
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: came out of the woodwork that she did the same
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: thing to them. Oh, and one of the best discoveries
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: was because everybody online, of course, there's like all these
• 32:59
  Speaker 7: reality show, you know, like podcasters and stuff and YouTubers
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: that are Following this case and, you know, when she
• 33:04
  Speaker 7: tried to cease and desist all of them, that didn't work.
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: When they were doing this investigation of her on a
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: YouTube video in live time, they look at the sonogram
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: and they're like, wait, wait, zoom in, zoom in on that,
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: take a screenshot, zoom in. They found a Fiverr watermark.
• 33:20
  Speaker 7: You know, that fibers that can be like, you can pay.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: Like $ 5 and have some.
• 33:23
  Speaker 7: It's like, make me a sonogram.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Like, craziness.
• 33:28
  Speaker 7: Of course, she denies everything.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: That didn't happen.
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: That wasn't me. Somebody stole my computer.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: Constant excuses.
• 33:35
  Speaker 10: You guys must have talked about this on a day
• 33:37
  Speaker 10: that I was out. It had to have come to me.
• 33:39
  Speaker 10: I would have remembered more about that. Because I remember
• 33:41
  Speaker 10: you off the air having conversations about it. the dad
• 33:45
  Speaker 10: and about the crazy daughter. It might have been when
• 33:48
  Speaker 10: you were gone.
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I'm pretty sure you were there because
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: you kept saying.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: On fake pregnancy stuff?
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because I recall you trying to get Greg to
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: say who it was. And then Greg said something funny like, well,
• 34:01
  Speaker 7: I'm not just going to come on the air and
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: say it's Ron and Laura Owens. So I think.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: You were there. I was reluctant because... We're friends, but
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: at the same token, it was public at that point.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Very public. It had been written about in the papers.
• 34:14
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: And it's a case of how the mighty have fallen.
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: And it's just blown up. It's taken on another life.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 34:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah, because I saw there was a video of her.
• 34:23
  Speaker 10: They asked her to stand up in court with this
• 34:25
  Speaker 10: fake baby bump thing.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 34:27
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: It's like, ugh.
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: And people like that just keep denying it. Like you're
• 34:32
  Speaker 7: backed into a corner and you just keep denying it.
• 34:34
  Speaker 7: How does that work?
• 34:35
  Speaker 18: Because no one can do anything if you just keep
• 34:36
  Speaker 18: saying no.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Like you're just a stonewall.
• 34:38
  Speaker 7: But you look insane because everybody knows.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they don't care.
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: I forgot, Greg. Has the dad addressed this at all?
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Not so much. In a roundabout way, there was some,
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: and I won't get into details, but there was a
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: GoFundMe set up. And the only way he's, quote, involved.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: For her? No.
• 34:56
  Speaker 10: No.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: To make it clear that this was not for her
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: legal defense. So he hasn't really addressed it publicly. So
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: what was the GoFundMe for? Health issues.
• 35:08
  Speaker 7: His health is not wonderful.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: He's in very bad health.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: And so that was for that. And he made it clear, no,
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: this is not for what you're reading about in the papers.
• 35:17
  Speaker 7: And also, in terms of Love Trapped, if you like, like,
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: I'm not really a reenactments person. There is one episode
• 35:23
  Speaker 7: that is just body cam audio.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: It rules.
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: It's them, like, not breaking down her door at, like,
• 35:30
  Speaker 7: six in the morning. It's... Crazy.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: Now, one of the dudes, you know way more about
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: this than I do, from The Bachelor, was she only
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: going after high-profile guys?
• 35:38
  Speaker 11: Well, no.
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: These other three dudes were just randos, but Clayton Eckert
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: became a realtor in Arizona, and she posed as some investor.
• 35:47
  Speaker 7: And I'd love for you to show me some houses,
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: but she had no intention of buying a house.
• 35:52
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: And then she started flirting with him. And a lot
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: of this was– there was so much blackmail involved because
• 35:57
  Speaker 7: she would, in emails and texts, say, like, I'm going
• 36:00
  Speaker 7: to sue you and I'm keeping the baby unless you
• 36:03
  Speaker 7: want to try dating for a couple weeks and just
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: see if it works out. If not, I'm never having
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: an abortion and you'll never be rid of me. The
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: Woody Show will be right back.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: All day.
• 36:13
  Speaker 16: All day.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 36:19
  Speaker 10: I'm going to give you a little warning before the
• 36:21
  Speaker 10: break that what I had for you now could potentially
• 36:23
  Speaker 10: make you throw up.
• 36:25
  Speaker 7: I'm scared.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: I'm with Gina. If it makes Woody throw up, it's bad.
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: You'll understand. So, therapy, right, Seabass?
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: You know, it's good, and everyone should be doing more
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: of it.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: Therapy, am I right?
• 36:38
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 36:38
  Speaker 10: So couples therapies. You go to the therapist, right? It
• 36:42
  Speaker 10: could be for different things. You ever get that little
• 36:44
  Speaker 10: bit of puke in your mouth? All right, got it.
• 36:48
  Speaker 10: Just to get things right, whether it's in communication or
• 36:51
  Speaker 10: maybe sexually.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 36:53
  Speaker 10: Like for the intimacy part of the relationship.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: This is.
• 36:57
  Speaker 10: Can it truly be a low high desire partnership that
• 37:01
  Speaker 10: are on the same page? Like, so one person's like
• 37:03
  Speaker 10: a low desire person sexually. The other person's a high desire. Honestly, yes,
• 37:07
  Speaker 10: it can happen because here's the thing. Many people who
• 37:10
  Speaker 10: are typically labeled as low desire are more accurately responsive desire,
• 37:15
  Speaker 10: which means they're not necessarily aroused or turned on until
• 37:18
  Speaker 10: after they've started some touching or intimate play. That doesn't
• 37:22
  Speaker 10: mean that they don't enjoy it or see how it
• 37:25
  Speaker 10: benefits their relationship. In a long-term partnership, maintaining intimacy requires
• 37:29
  Speaker 10: an effort on both sides, initiating closeness, setting expectations, clarifying boundaries,
• 37:36
  Speaker 10: being open and flexible, and expressing affection.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 37:41
  Speaker 10: So this thing popped up as like, oh, this is
• 37:45
  Speaker 10: for couples. And so this is an example that they gave. So,
• 37:48
  Speaker 10: you know, they do those, um, poorly acted out things
• 37:51
  Speaker 10: in our training videos that we have at the radio
• 37:54
  Speaker 10: station for, you know, the sexual harassment stuff or for
• 37:58
  Speaker 10: violence in the workplace. There's a bunch of these.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: There's only one a week. Yeah.
• 38:04
  Speaker 10: So they did the same kind of thing. So what
• 38:06
  Speaker 10: they just said there about how maintaining intimacy requires things on,
• 38:09
  Speaker 10: you know, initiating these different things. Here's how you can
• 38:12
  Speaker 10: do that in your relationship. So this is a husband
• 38:16
  Speaker 10: and a wife and a husband who, is communicating with
• 38:20
  Speaker 10: his wife about what he would like. And this is
• 38:23
  Speaker 10: supposed to be a healthy relationship. Try not to barf.
• 38:25
  Speaker 11: Hey, do you want to turn off the TV and
• 38:28
  Speaker 11: go snuggle in bed?
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounds so nice.
• 38:31
  Speaker 10: What kind of snuggle are you up for?
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: Let's be naked and let's talk for a bit. I
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: feel like we haven't had much time to connect this week.
• 38:38
  Speaker 12: Hey, thank you so much for initiating.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: You know how much being.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Close means to me.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: Thank you for asking me what I am up for.
• 38:46
  Speaker 10: Didn't feel like pressure and let's see where things go.
• 38:49
  Speaker 15: Okay, I love you.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: I love you, too. Yuck!
• 38:52
  Speaker 7: I have full douche chills.
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: Thank you for asking.
• 38:56
  Speaker 7: You know how much that means to me.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: A naked snuggle? Yes, that's what I want.
• 39:02
  Speaker 7: Hey, how about we.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Can you imagine... It sounds like.
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: Two AI computers talking to each other.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: And it's also a good explanation of why the birth
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: rate is so low.
• 39:11
  Speaker 7: And that's the thing. It's one thing if a girl
• 39:16
  Speaker 7: wants to be super annoying and be like... You're like,
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: you want to snuggle? But the guy's like, do you
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: want to snuggle? Thank you for initiating. I am as
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: dry as the Sierra.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: We haven't had time to connect.
• 39:25
  Speaker 10: To the comment section, it says, sex, the LinkedIn version.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: May this love never find me.
• 39:33
  Speaker 10: I had more sexual connection canceling a flight with a
• 39:38
  Speaker 10: chat bot. This could have been an email, guys. I'd
• 39:44
  Speaker 10: rather slam my morning wood in the sock drawer.
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: There's a small part of society that are telling people
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: that this is how they need to act.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Dude, I guarantee.
• 39:56
  Speaker 10: I've been trying to find a way to tell my
• 39:57
  Speaker 10: wife I'm gay. Thank you for this.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: Exactly. Hey, honey.
• 40:02
  Speaker 10: My prostate exam has had more passion.
• 40:05
  Speaker 7: These are awesome.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: A naked snuggle is so childlike.
• 40:09
  Speaker 10: I never thought I'd consider advocating for less consent, yet
• 40:12
  Speaker 10: here I am. Well, that's what this is.
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: This is the natural extension of consent culture.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: Right. It's like those haircutting videos when the barber says,
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: do I have permission to touch you?
• 40:22
  Speaker 7: Oh, I don't understand that.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: How the F else are you going to come through
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: this hair?
• 40:25
  Speaker 7: I'm in your chair.
• 40:25
  Speaker 9: I've seen those too.
• 40:26
  Speaker 7: And then they're like, what's your pronouns before we get
• 40:28
  Speaker 7: too far into it?
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: Can I touch you?
• 40:29
  Speaker 7: Can I touch you?
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: You're here for a haircut.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: No, I'm going to do it magically.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 40:33
  Speaker 10: I missed this episode of Love on the Spectrum.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, jeez. Don't do them like that. On Love on
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: the Spectrum, is that what they do? Is like, me, I,
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: you know, can I have a hug now?
• 40:41
  Speaker 7: No, they're actually way more passionate. Yeah, it's way less
• 40:44
  Speaker 7: disgusting than what we just heard.
• 40:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 40:46
  Speaker 10: This chick says, I'd rather be hit for serving a
• 40:48
  Speaker 10: cold dinner and being told I can't vote.
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: Amen.
• 40:51
  Speaker 14: This is the one of y'all.
• 40:55
  Speaker 10: And time to play today's Dumbass Contest. And today's Dumbass
• 41:00
  Speaker 10: Contest is the EU.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: DUIQ.
• 41:06
  Speaker 10: CBass, please explain the way the game works, everybody.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: I ask a drunk person just the easiest questions in
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: the world, and then you play the DUIQ not by
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: answering those questions. I'm asking the drunk person, you idiot.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: But you guess whether that drunk person gets them correct,
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: and if you can guess two times out of three
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: on the drunk person correctly, you win.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 41:23
  Speaker 10: Then we have Medicine Sammy, who will give us their guesses.
• 41:26
  Speaker 10: I like to play along. We all like to play along.
• 41:28
  Speaker 10: All the time, I don't know them either. So don't
• 41:30
  Speaker 10: feel too bad if you're listening and Most of the time,
• 41:33
  Speaker 10: I'm right there with you.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: All right, 877-44-WOODY. Let's say hi to Alex. Hey, what's up, Alex?
• 41:41
  Speaker 8: Alex.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: Hey, happy Friday.
• 41:43
  Speaker 10: Happy Friday to you. All right, so you're going to
• 41:45
  Speaker 10: play the DUIQ before we get to the questions that
• 41:46
  Speaker 10: actually count. Let's get to know just how with it
• 41:49
  Speaker 10: or not with it this person is. Who do we
• 41:52
  Speaker 10: have here, Seabass?
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: This is Andy. Found him out at a beer festival,
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: so he's nice and fueled up.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: And as Andy, as you do at beer festivals, he
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: meets friends just wandering around.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: All right, here is Andy. I drink hella beer.
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: How many is hella?
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: I drank like 17 or 19.
• 42:08
  Speaker 10: Hell yeah, yes sir!
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: Is this your friend? We're brothers, right? He's my friend now.
• 42:17
  Speaker 10: Andy, what are you going to do after the beer festival?
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: Your name's Andy? My name's Andy, like Toy Story. My
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: name is Drew, brother. Hell yeah, brother.
• 42:24
  Speaker 10: So what are.
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: You going to do, Andy, now that you're done with
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: the beer festival?
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go f * * * a bitch.
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: Nice.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, bro.
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: I say you really got Drew with that one.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go home to my wife.
• 42:39
  Speaker 10: Who's also probably a bitch, you know?
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: I thought they were about to hook up for a minute.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: What's your name? All right.
• 42:49
  Speaker 10: So, Alex, that is Andy. And you just have to
• 42:53
  Speaker 10: guess whether he's going to get these answers right. Yes
• 42:55
  Speaker 10: or no. You don't have to come up with the
• 42:57
  Speaker 10: answer yourself. Just yes or no.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: Well, Andy, no.
• 42:58
  Speaker 10: And if you can do that, you're going to be
• 42:59
  Speaker 10: the winner on the DUIQ. Question number one.
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: Limey's is a nickname for what people?
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: Say it one more time.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: Limey's is a nickname for what people?
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: Limey's?
• 43:09
  Speaker 7: Limey's.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: Limey's? Oh, Limey's. Oh, Limey's. Limey's. Limey's?
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: I thought you almost said Lyme disease.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: Limey's.
• 43:18
  Speaker 7: You know it.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: I'm not confident. You know it. I'm surprised.
• 43:22
  Speaker 10: Well, no, I have a guess. I'm not confident. My
• 43:27
  Speaker 10: confidence is it's 50-50.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, 50-50.
• 43:29
  Speaker 10: All right, Menace and Sammy are writing theirs down. Do
• 43:32
  Speaker 10: we think that Andy's going to know this? I'm going
• 43:34
  Speaker 10: to say no.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: No to Andy. Does he get to ask his new
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: friend for help on these?
• 43:40
  Speaker 7: Lifelines.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: Technically, no lifelines are allowed in DUIQ. By the way,
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: that's the hardest thing in my job is keeping the
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: crime yelling things out.
• 43:49
  Speaker 8: I'm helping.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: No, you're not.
• 43:50
  Speaker 10: No, you're not helping.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: You're ruining it. All right.
• 43:53
  Speaker 10: I will say no for Andy.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: Guesses?
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: I'm going to say triple no.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: Triple no. I don't know why I have a little
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: bit of confidence in Sammy, but I'm going to say
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: triple no, and I guess. And I can guess what
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: Menace is going to say. Triple no.
• 44:07
  Speaker 10: Look over this way, Sammy.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: No.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to gauge by body language and stuff.
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: Do I look smart right now?
• 44:17
  Speaker 10: Put me down for a triple no.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: We're all trips no.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: Triple no. I think there's going to be at least one.
• 44:21
  Speaker 10: If I'm wrong, I think there's going to be at
• 44:25
  Speaker 10: least another person who guesses the same thing I do.
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 44:28
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: Menace, what do you think? Yes or no?
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: No way.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: No, Sammy?
• 44:34
  Speaker 13: No.
• 44:34
  Speaker 10: All right, what do you think, Alex? Do you think
• 44:37
  Speaker 10: Andy gets it?
• 44:39
  Speaker 11: I'm going to say no.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: All right, question number one, DUIQ.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: Limey's is a nickname for what people?
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: Menace.
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: Is it Irish people?
• 44:48
  Speaker 10: That's my guess.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: What's your answer?
• 44:52
  Speaker 7: Lebanese.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: Lebanese.
• 44:53
  Speaker 16: Wow.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: No, I don't know.
• 44:56
  Speaker 18: But I thought just like maybe for some reason it
• 44:58
  Speaker 18: sounds similar and.
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: Just a It's a different kind of.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's great, but it's, Madness was very close.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: Madness was super close. Is it Scottish? In that, well.
• 45:09
  Speaker 10: Because I said, that was my.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: Guess, Irish. I thought you'd say Australian or something. You
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: limey bastard.
• 45:13
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 45:14
  Speaker 10: For some reason, it sounds like Irish.
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: You guys are right.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: Limey limerick.
• 45:17
  Speaker 7: Do you want to say it at the same time, Greg?
• 45:19
  Speaker 8: One, two, three.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: British.
• 45:22
  Speaker 10: Oh, look at that scroll.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: We're smart.
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: Are they called limeys because of the whole scurvy thing?
• 45:27
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 45:29
  Speaker 7: Because they had to eat limes to prevent scurvy.
• 45:31
  Speaker 11: Pirates?
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And sailors. And they would eat limes.
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: Like I said, what you guys said was an educated guess.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: It was just wrong.
• 45:38
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Limey.
• 45:41
  Speaker 18: Because I'm thinking, so it's like apostrophe S is what
• 45:44
  Speaker 18: we're talking about?
• 45:45
  Speaker 7: Limeys? One person would be a limey.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: A limey. And that's plural. Limeys.
• 45:49
  Speaker 18: Okay, so I've never heard it before and I completely
• 45:52
  Speaker 18: misinterpreted it.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: Did you hear Lebanese?
• 45:55
  Speaker 18: No, I didn't, but I thought it was like a
• 45:57
  Speaker 18: type of person like that already, right?
• 45:59
  Speaker 7: Like how Lebanese is a person. Like Chinese.
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: You have heard that term before, guaranteed in your life.
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: You've never absorbed it, but you've heard it.
• 46:07
  Speaker 10: I have.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: I've heard the term.
• 46:08
  Speaker 10: If you're asking me who it applies to, I would
• 46:12
  Speaker 10: have said Irish.
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: Is it a slur? And if so, how much?
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: I don't think they like it. It's like they used
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: to call it an N-word.
• 46:19
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: I think it's as much as a slur as calling
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: an American a Yankee.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: Like, we don't care. All right.
• 46:24
  Speaker 7: That's not a thing.
• 46:25
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 46:25
  Speaker 10: Well, let's see. Question number one for the DUIQ. Alex
• 46:28
  Speaker 10: said that Andy would not get this. Let's see if
• 46:31
  Speaker 10: he gets his first point.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: Limey's is a nickname for what people?
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: Limey's. Yeah. Germany, I don't f * * * ing know.
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: What do you like about Germany?
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Beer.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: I'm a beer in Oktoberfest type.
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: S * * *.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: Coming up soon.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah, type s * * *. Very soon.
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: Right around the corner.
• 46:47
  Speaker 10: Yeah, just almost there. It's coming up soon, type S.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: Soon-esque.
• 46:51
  Speaker 10: All right, well, Alex, congratulations.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: You are on the board. You got your first point
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: here on this round of the DUIQ.
• 46:57
  Speaker 10: All right, question number two.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: What is the highest position Grover Cleveland held?
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: What do you mean position?
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: Okay, you know what?
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: In whatever field or area of that person's expertise... What
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: is the highest position they were awarded?
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 47:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: In whatever, you know, whatever area that that person excelled.
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 47:25
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: And you can't say like mom or dad because like
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: that's really the highest.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:29
  Speaker 10: My most important job.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: Number one job.
• 47:31
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: Okay. I'll say no for Andy. No for Andy.
• 47:38
  Speaker 10: I'm looking at Sammy.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: No.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: Her face screams.
• 47:42
  Speaker 8: Nope.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: And then Manist. Yeah.
• 47:47
  Speaker 11: No.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: There's a reason no. He's not given any clues. Yeah.
• 47:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah, triple no.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: I'm going to do the opposite. No to Andy. I'm
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: confident with that. I'm saying yes. To Sammy and Menace.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: Are you high? No. I don't think we've ever had
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: an easier question.
• 48:04
  Speaker 10: Are you sniffing glue?
• 48:05
  Speaker 8: No.
• 48:05
  Speaker 7: I'm going to split the difference. No to Andy. Yes
• 48:10
  Speaker 7: to Sammy.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Okay. Menace and Sammy, do you think that Andy's going
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: to get this? No. All right, Alex, what do you say?
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go with no.
• 48:19
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 48:20
  Speaker 10: Question number two for the DUIQ.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: What is the highest position Grover Cleveland held?
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: Menace.
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: Was he a president? That's your answer? Is that the
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: answer or question?
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: President. Was he?
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: Sammy. President. President.
• 48:34
  Speaker 10: That was my, wow, Greg.
• 48:37
  Speaker 11: Am I high?
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: No. Wow.
• 48:40
  Speaker 13: Yep.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: See, I rule at this. All right.
• 48:43
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 48:43
  Speaker 10: I mean, that's, cause that's why I was like, well,
• 48:45
  Speaker 10: what do you mean? Cause I was just like, yes,
• 48:47
  Speaker 10: you know what he said. Well, government would be the industry,
• 48:50
  Speaker 10: I guess. And the highest position within the industry would,
• 48:52
  Speaker 10: you know, And the reason government would be president.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: And the reason is this, this should be top of
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: mind is because he was for a long time, the
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: only president to serve non-consecutive terms until recently.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay. Who is the other one? Oh, Trump. Yeah.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Look at them.
• 49:07
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: There you go. Great.
• 49:12
  Speaker 10: My apologies, sir.
• 49:13
  Speaker 15: It's okay.
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: Who was the guy that went longer in war? Was
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: he in any wheelchair or something? The guy, that he
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: got to be longer than eight years. FDR was elected
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: four times.
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: Roosevelt.
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 49:25
  Speaker 10: That is nuts. Question number two, and remind me, Alex,
• 49:30
  Speaker 10: you said no, he wouldn't get it, right?
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: Just double checking.
• 49:33
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I did. Yeah, no.
• 49:34
  Speaker 10: Question number two, DUIQ.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: What is the highest position Grover Cleveland held?
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: Wolver, Cleveland. Shooting guard. Shooting guard.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: You got some help, which I usually don't allow.
• 49:46
  Speaker 9: No, no, no.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: I need help. That's my guy.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: I'll let this slide.
• 49:49
  Speaker 8: There he is.
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: Shooting guard. Shooting guard.
• 49:52
  Speaker 10: And what team did he play for?
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: Okay, well.
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: Alex, congratulations. You are a winner here on the DUIQ. Congratulations.
• 50:01
  Speaker 12: Thank you.
• 50:01
  Speaker 10: Steph Curry replaced him.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Hang on one second. We'll get all of your information.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: And that's how you do that. Thank you, Alex.
• 50:09
  Speaker 11: Hang on.
• 50:10
  Speaker 10: Put him on hold. And we have one more question.
• 50:14
  Speaker 10: Question number three, DUIQ.
• 50:17
  Speaker 17: What Victor Hugo novel has been performers of musicals since 1985?
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: I have no idea. Triple no. Triple no.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: So easy.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: Can I hear it again?
• 50:28
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 50:28
  Speaker 17: What Victor Hugo novel has been performers of musicals since 1985?
• 50:32
  Speaker 10: So yes for Gina. And then no for everybody else,
• 50:35
  Speaker 10: including Greg.
• 50:36
  Speaker 7: This is like how many are in a dozen?
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: This is so easy.
• 50:39
  Speaker 11: Yeah. It is?
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: I will say this. Admittedly, this is intentionally an actual
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: sort of hard question.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: Sort of? No, dude.
• 50:50
  Speaker 10: That's legitimately hard.
• 50:52
  Speaker 7: Once you get the answer, you will realize it's not hard.
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: If it were on Jeopardy, it would be a $ 200 question. Yes, correct.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: If it were on Jeopardy, that's not like.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: Dorks.
• 51:03
  Speaker 7: Money-making dorks.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: Can Woody and I play along when it comes time?
• 51:07
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, I have a slightly... Greg, I think you're
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: going to get it.
• 51:11
  Speaker 6: I wrote down an answer.
• 51:12
  Speaker 13: Maybe.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: Wait, hold on.
• 51:13
  Speaker 17: What Victor Hugo novel has been performed as a musical
• 51:15
  Speaker 17: since 1985?
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: Victor Hugo, 1985.
• 51:18
  Speaker 10: There's a clue.
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: Musical? I have a guess.
• 51:24
  Speaker 13: I have a guess.
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: There are two possible.
• 51:26
  Speaker 9: Now, wait.
• 51:26
  Speaker 10: When they say Victor Hugo, is that the person who
• 51:28
  Speaker 10: wrote the music?
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: No. Wrote the novel. The novel.
• 51:31
  Speaker 10: The question is novel, but here I am.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: The music was based on. Wait.
• 51:34
  Speaker 10: Seabass what?
• 51:34
  Speaker 7: What were you going to say?
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: I'm saying that there is another answer, which would be incorrect,
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: but you might think of when you thought of this person.
• 51:42
  Speaker 7: Oh, that I don't know.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: Well, that's a little no, but well no.
• 51:47
  Speaker 10: For the point of the contest, triple no. I think
• 51:49
  Speaker 10: the only person in this room who will get the
• 51:51
  Speaker 10: answer will be Gina.
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: Absolutely.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: But I would like you and I to play.
• 51:55
  Speaker 7: I think Greg's going to get it.
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: You do?
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 52:00
  Speaker 10: Menace and Sammy, we'll start with you.
• 52:03
  Speaker 17: What Victor Hugo novel has been performers in musicals since 1985?
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: Menace. Cats.
• 52:09
  Speaker 10: Cats.
• 52:10
  Speaker 11: Sammy.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Annie.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: Annie. Greg Gorey. Phantom of the Opera? That is my guess.
• 52:15
  Speaker 11: Really?
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 52:16
  Speaker 10: Because I remember, it was Andrew Lloyd Webber, right?
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: He didn't write all the music. That would be an
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: Andrew Lloyd Webber. It's got to be. It's got to be, right? Yeah.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: Andrew Lloyd, Phantom of the Opera. First staged. Oh, wow.
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: Right around, it was 86 it was first staged, huh?
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: So you were close in the time.
• 52:34
  Speaker 10: Right, because I remember my parents were like obsessed with
• 52:36
  Speaker 10: the soundtrack.
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they put that. That's unfortunate.
• 52:40
  Speaker 10: Oh, you do that crap with your steps.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: Not Phantom of the Opera.
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: Not Phantom of the Opera.
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: The Phantom of the Opera is here.
• 52:46
  Speaker 10: I know.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: Inside my mind.
• 52:48
  Speaker 10: Yeah, see, I know the words, because I got bombarded
• 52:51
  Speaker 10: with that crap.
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: Cats was massive in the 80s, so that's all I know.
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: It was the longest running show on Broadway.
• 52:55
  Speaker 10: At the Winter Garden Theater in New York City.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: Listen to you.
• 52:58
  Speaker 7: And I'm the theater dork.
• 52:59
  Speaker 10: No, because the TV commercial was on all the time
• 53:01
  Speaker 10: during different strokes.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: And I know the name Victor Hugo, but what?
• 53:05
  Speaker 7: Can I say it or should I wait?
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: What's the answer?
• 53:08
  Speaker 7: Les Miserables.
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: I would have never come up with that.
• 53:11
  Speaker 6: I thought that was like from the 1800s.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: That's true.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: That's why the novel. That's why I said the novel.
• 53:18
  Speaker 6: Oh, I thought like he wrote a novel and then
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: it became a musical.
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: To answer your earlier question, Gina, and what Greg just
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: hinted at, people forget he also wrote The Hunchback of
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: Notre Dame.
• 53:28
  Speaker 7: I didn't even know.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, neat.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: That's what, wow.
• 53:32
  Speaker 10: Oh, well then.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 53:34
  Speaker 10: I wouldn't have picked that.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: All right. All right. Question number three for DUIQ.
• 53:40
  Speaker 17: What Victor Hugo novel has been performed as a musical
• 53:43
  Speaker 17: since 1985?
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: The Hamiltons. What were those old presidents like?
• 53:47
  Speaker 10: Black.
• 53:47
  Speaker 13: Black.
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: One of them, I guess. All right, well. The Hamiltons.
• 53:50
  Speaker 7: The Hamiltons, all of them.
• 53:52
  Speaker 10: Can't even goof on him for getting that one wrong,
• 53:53
  Speaker 10: because that one's.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: He said a musical.
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: Terrible. That's true.
• 53:57
  Speaker 10: You argue that Hamilton's awful, but like the people and
• 54:01
  Speaker 10: I'm not to fall asleep. I'm not the person to
• 54:03
  Speaker 10: ask because I'm not in the musicals. But everybody else
• 54:05
  Speaker 10: who I know who is into theater music, they love it.
• 54:08
  Speaker 7: I will say when I first heard it was coming
• 54:10
  Speaker 7: out and I heard there was like a hip hop historic,
• 54:12
  Speaker 7: I was like, this is the dumbest thing and it's
• 54:14
  Speaker 7: going to flop. And I was wrong.
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: Here's why.
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: And you guys both hit on the right answer there
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: is that theater dorks really think they're clever when they
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: do acapella and hip hop versions of stuff. And that's
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: why this thing caught so much wind amongst... It worked
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: for dorks and losers who don't have a good sense
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: of what's actually interesting.
• 54:30
  Speaker 7: It worked for all of America who didn't even have any.
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: They were hoodwinked by you people. You created a giant
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: PR campaign for this Hamilton garbage.
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: Again, we should.
• 54:38
  Speaker 7: People who don't even like theater love Hamilton.
• 54:40
  Speaker 10: Now, do you think maybe some of the popularity or
• 54:44
  Speaker 10: people saying that they like it or whatever is because
• 54:45
  Speaker 10: they're too afraid to say they don't because of the optics,
• 54:48
  Speaker 10: the political correct optics.
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: Because the NPR crowd and the New Yorker crowd got
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: on board with this thing and they wrote it to
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: a wave of idiots.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: Because you can't go, ah, hip hop. It was garbage.
• 54:56
  Speaker 10: You can't go, ah, hip hop without sounding racist, right?
• 54:58
  Speaker 10: Or like you're somehow intolerant.
• 55:00
  Speaker 7: Well, that's what they're saying about the new cats on Broadway.
• 55:03
  Speaker 7: It's supposed to be like a, like a. gay, like,
• 55:06
  Speaker 7: rave dance club and everyone's like, eh, it's great.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: As opposed to the first one?
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: There's a musical that's not gay? What?
• 55:13
  Speaker 7: Like, what do they call them? Like, the ball, like, the, like,
• 55:16
  Speaker 7: voguing balls or whatever.
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: Like, eh, it's good. Nobody's show. All right. What a day.
• 55:25
  Speaker 7: Ooh, exhausting.
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: What a day.
• 55:29
  Speaker 11: Um, where was we?
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: There was a... Oh, yeah, Greg.
• 55:35
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 55:36
  Speaker 10: Wanted to take issue with something. And, Greg, what is
• 55:41
  Speaker 10: something that you see out on the streets that do
• 55:44
  Speaker 10: absolutely nothing?
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: And I got stuck behind one the other day for
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: what felt like an eternity. And I would like to
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: know if anybody's been in one, used one, worked for one.
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: Street sweepers. They... do nothing but swirl around dirt and garbage.
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: Do they actually clean anything?
• 56:03
  Speaker 10: Do they clean anything? Now define clean.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: Okay. So there's leaves, litter, dirt in the ground or
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: on sitting on the ground.
• 56:12
  Speaker 17: Yes.
• 56:13
  Speaker 10: I have seen one work.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: You're the unicorn. And then I was stuck behind it
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  Speaker 4: and I see it.
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: It's swirling, swirling, swirling.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: And then here it's, here comes all these garbage and
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: all this leaves. And what does it do? Flies up
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: into the air and all it does is swirl the
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: dirt and leaves around and it Dude. I contend that
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: they do nothing.
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: I'll tell you this. The ones that they send on
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: the side of the highway.
• 56:34
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: They're doing nothing. Nothing.
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: It's never clean.
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: I would love to hear from somebody who drives one
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: and says, yeah, it's cleaning up the highway.
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: My question is, do they also have, is there like
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: a magnet underneath that's picking up? you know, screws and nails.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: I thought the thing was a giant vacuum.
• 56:54
  Speaker 13: No.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: So it's not for the leaves. There is a vacuum.
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: Does the vacuum not work ever? No.
• 56:58
  Speaker 10: I mean, do you ever see like when they pick
• 56:59
  Speaker 10: up the big piles of leaves on the side of
• 57:02
  Speaker 10: the street, like where people will rake all the stuff
• 57:03
  Speaker 10: from their yard and it's all a big pile and
• 57:05
  Speaker 10: they come around with those big kind of.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: Vacuum trucks and... Yeah.
• 57:08
  Speaker 10: Same kind of thing on the back of those because...
• 57:11
  Speaker 10: what the brushes are doing, it's supposed to be grabbing
• 57:14
  Speaker 10: all the stuff that's up against the curb and kind
• 57:16
  Speaker 10: of sweeping it to the middle of the vehicle.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: Instead, it just spins it around and flies it up
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: in the air.
• 57:21
  Speaker 10: So it'll suck it back up into the machine. So
• 57:24
  Speaker 10: I have seen them work. I'm not saying it's great.
• 57:28
  Speaker 10: It's not like, oh, my God, the street is so
• 57:30
  Speaker 10: clean now. Like they're power washing.
• 57:32
  Speaker 7: It's sparkling.
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: I was just stuck behind one the other day, and
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: I was so angry, and I had to– Bring it
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: back up that they don't do anything.
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: I don't think they do this anymore because when I
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: go back home and visit, but Greg, when you and
• 57:44
  Speaker 6: I lived in San Francisco, they had these guys with like,
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: little mini like Zambonis that they would push around on
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: the main street.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: I remember that.
• 57:52
  Speaker 6: And that actually cleaned it.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: Right. Is that kind of like the stuff you see?
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: You know, it's like a floor polisher.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:57
  Speaker 10: You know, it'd be really fun to drive, Greg. Have
• 57:59
  Speaker 10: you seen them at malls and in airports and stuff?
• 58:02
  Speaker 10: It's to basically mop the floors.
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: The little spinny brushes.
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: It looks kind of like a Zambonis.
• 58:08
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 58:08
  Speaker 6: It's the same thing, but you ride on it, right?
• 58:10
  Speaker 7: You stand on it.
• 58:11
  Speaker 6: No, these guys would like push them.
• 58:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah, the ones I see in the mall, they're like
• 58:15
  Speaker 10: riding them.
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:17
  Speaker 6: They probably got lazy after a while. Yeah, thems look cool.
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: It would actually clean the street.
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: I saw one of those.
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: They had it for a parking deck. So you would
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: take basically as a big Zamboni or, well, a bigger
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: mini Zamboni down to the parking deck and it would,
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: because parking decks get all gross.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: More of those. But the ones on the freeways and
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: the highways. Nothing.
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: I tell you, I met it, or met it, Greg.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: They're dirt swirlers.
• 58:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: I looked up.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: Emptying a street sweeper and there's garbage that comes out
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: of there.
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not saying.
• 58:45
  Speaker 6: Sure, but it doesn't do a great job is what
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: he's saying.
• 58:48
  Speaker 7: But like you said, it starts to act more like
• 58:49
  Speaker 7: a leaf blower. It's just blowing the stuff into the air.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's swirling it around.
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: Get more prisoners out there and just do it by hand.
• 58:55
  Speaker 13: Do that.
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: That'd be cool. But I would love to meet somebody
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: who's driven one.
• 58:59
  Speaker 10: Text us over to 22987. The Woody Show returns right.
• 59:01
  Speaker 11: After these messages.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: What do you care?
• 59:10
  Speaker 14: Into another new insensitivity training for a politically correct world
• 59:16
  Speaker 14: i'm woody that's greg gory hi woody menace what is
• 59:19
  Speaker 14: up hi is right there we got gina grad hi
• 59:21
  Speaker 14: we got c-mass we got sammy hello morgan is here
• 59:25
  Speaker 14: phones are open 877-44-woody Send us a text over to 22987.
• 59:33
  Speaker 10: A couple of follow-ups. Starting with, you said you had
• 59:37
  Speaker 10: one of our co-workers.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: We were talking, I forget how it came up.
• 59:42
  Speaker 11: Oh.
• 59:43
  Speaker 7: Dirty secret.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: Dirty little secret. Dirty little secret. Oh, yeah.
• 59:46
  Speaker 10: It was somebody in the room had said that they
• 59:48
  Speaker 10: were an adult when they finally figured out that women
• 59:51
  Speaker 10: have a separate pee hole.
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 59:54
  Speaker 10: And it turns out it was a person on the
• 59:55
  Speaker 10: show who's a woman.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 59:56
  Speaker 10: And that person's name is Gina Grad. Yeah.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: I had no idea.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 7: Into my late 20s.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 10: I had people asking me some follow-up questions. Do I
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 10: have a head injury?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: No, no, no. Please don't answer it.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 10: I'm saying that people are really trying to figure out
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 10: how that was possible you didn't know. And so they
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 10: were like, well, does she have, like, I would know.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 10: Does she have, like, is she, like, outie or innie
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 10: down there? Oh, with that? I guess lips are flaps, right?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 7: I can tell you.
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  Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 18: Nope.
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  Speaker 11: Nope.
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  Speaker 10: Nope.
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  Speaker 6: Nope.
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  Speaker 10: Nope.
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  Speaker 3: Nope.
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  Speaker 4: Nope.
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  Speaker 3: Nope.
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  Speaker 18: Nope.
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  Speaker 4: Nope.
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  Speaker 10: Nope.
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  Speaker 6: Nope.
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  Speaker 1: Nope.
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  Speaker 3: Nope. Nope.
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  Speaker 13: Nope.
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  Speaker 10: Nope.
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  Speaker 13: Nope.
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  Speaker 12: Nope.
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  Speaker 1: Nope.
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  Speaker 18: Nope.
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  Speaker 3: Nope.
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  Speaker 12: Nope.
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  Speaker 1: Nope.
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  Speaker 10: Nope.
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  Speaker 13: Nope. Nope.
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  Speaker 3: Nope.
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  Speaker 12: Nope.
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  Speaker 4: Nope.
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  Speaker 6: Nope.
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  Speaker 1: Nope.
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  Speaker 4: Nope.
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  Speaker 17: Nope.
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  Speaker 4: Nope.
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  Speaker 17: Nope.
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  Speaker 10: Nope.
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  Speaker 3: Nope.
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  Speaker 12: Nope.
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  Speaker 3: Nope.
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  Speaker 1: Nope.
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  Speaker 9: Nope.
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  Speaker 3: Nope. Nope.
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  Speaker 6: Nope.
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  Speaker 13: Nope. Nope.
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  Speaker 1: Nope.
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  Speaker 11: Nope. Nope.
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  Speaker 11: Nope.
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  Speaker 1: Nope.
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  Speaker 10: Nope.
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  Speaker 18: Nope.
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  Speaker 7: Nope Who said this to me? OMG, when you divulged
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 7: your dirty little secret, I was in my bathroom getting
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: ready for work and immediately busted out the mirror. I
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 7: don't think it was so much that I didn't know,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 7: but more that it never occurred to me to look.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 7: And I said, there's so much going on down there.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: And she said, first words out of my mouth were, OMG,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 7: there it is. I felt like Christopher Columbus.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 7: There's a grown woman on this floor.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: So in the same exact boat as you.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 7: But again, I discovered this like 20 years ago.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: So chicks really do that? Like, do they look at
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: yourselves in the mirror? Apparently.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 10: I remember there was like some TV. Was it Sex
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 10: and the City?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: I've never watched.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 13: I don't know.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 7: You tell us. I seem to remember.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: I seem to remember there was something.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 10: It was one of those kind of shows where like
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 10: the women, they were all they had hand mirrors and
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 10: they were like checking themselves out.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 18: I think they were convincing Charlotte to do it because
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 18: she was like, well, you know, Charlotte is.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 18: And they were like, come on, like, just do it.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 10: And and I guess that.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: Chicks do that?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 7: But that's the thing. I think chicks don't do that.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 11: Do they?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: I've done it.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 15: For sure.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 7: But for what reason? I'm curious what it looks like.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 14: Okay.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: You want to see what all those guys are saying.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 7: Exactly. That's what I said to my husband. I'm like,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 7: you know way more about this than I do. You
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 7: see it more than I do.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 7: So there you go. And this is not a woman
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 7: in her 20s.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 7: So there you go.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: Do you feel less alone? Yeah.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 7: I mean, I think it's I just don't think it's that.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 7: First of all, when you don't have good sex education
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 7: or health classes in your school, you're like, OK, I
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 7: missed that one. And also it just no matter what
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 7: Sammy says, it doesn't it feels like the same part.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: Listen, I don't know.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 18: Everyone's body is different.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know. But your bladder is in the front.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 18: And that's also where the pressure releases, which is closer to.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 7: They're just so close together. Maybe mine are too close together.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 10: What was the other text that we had gotten? Because
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 10: it was like it was from a woman. And it
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 10: was something like. the clitoris and what purpose does it serve?
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, what do you mean?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: Somebody texted, right.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 7: But he said they thought that they peed out of that.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 10: Right. And if we don't, well, what's it for then?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: And we're like, what do you mean? What's it for?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: What's it for? I knew we had, this is a,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: I knew we had three holes, but I just turned
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: 40 and last year. So at 39 learned that the
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: pee hole was not the bean.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 7: Now that makes me, well, that makes me sad for
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 7: that person. You know, like, do we know that it
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 7: serves a very important purpose? Yeah.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 10: I mean, I just figured like, you know, you should
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 10: pretty much know what everything on your body does and
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 10: how it works.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: To be fair, if I was a woman, I don't
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: think I would just be an automatic expert on female anatomy.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: There's probably stuff going on in the testicles that I
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: don't know about.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 10: I don't think you need to be a, quote, expert
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 10: to know where the pee comes out of.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 7: If you say so.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: That seems to be so basic.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 7: But how did you find out? You're not a woman.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 7: Who told you?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: I don't remember who told me.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 10: You just know?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 7: You just knew?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: I've known for a very, very long time.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 15: How?
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: Probably from sex education classes.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 7: Again, nobody told us that in sex education.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: But I don't have one. Right, which means.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 7: But you're making it sound like everybody knows. I want
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 7: to know how you know.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: Menace, you're awfully quiet.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: This is a Menace tune-out segment. This is a brain shutdown.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: You don't like the pee-pee talk? Yeah, how did you
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 7: know menace? How did any of you know.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: That are menace? Because I kind of teach Gina on this.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: Woody educated everybody?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like I said, this is my Woody talking point
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: for a long time.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 15: Oh, okay.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 7: So everybody learned it from Woody.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: For like 20 years ago.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I'm the one that brought it up. That's
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: why I learned it. It's Gina's dirty little secret.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: This comes up a lot.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: I had no idea.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 10: When we talk about not knowing the body, like it's
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 10: crazy that, you know, most of the time it's guys
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 10: who think, and I understand where guys would think that, okay,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 10: it's out of the same... it's out of the same hole. Right.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 11: Right?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: Because, God, we don't have it. It's shocking to me
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: that women don't know it. That's what I thought. Everything
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: in and out, the same place. We just got a.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 7: Very upsetting, disturbing text from somebody who said, I was
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 7: 16 before I knew there were two holes down there.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 7: I accidentally stuck a tampon in the wrong hole and
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: could feel it and then thought hmm i think i
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: looked it up in a book and then felt like
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 7: a big dummy it's understandable gina now i don't know
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 7: that worries me that worries me the other hole how
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 7: it's so dry oh like in your tampon but oh
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 7: i didn't think it was that oh.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 18: Yeah no you can't get one of the people it
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 18: had to have been but right that's okay how big
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 18: is it i mean imagine dude like a catheter be
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 18: no problem but the thing is i mean Yes, it
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 18: sounds crazy to be like, you don't know about your
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 18: own body, but for women, you can't see anything.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 18: Like, a guy can see your own pee hole and
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 18: know what's going on. Like, we can't see anything.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: Ladies, put a mirror on the floor.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, everybody get a mirror.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: All right, cool.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 7: And now you know what you're looking for.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: All right. Yeah, menace. Yeah, do it. 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 6: I support it.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: I support women. Yep.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: Send us a text over to 22987.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 10: I do have some other follow-ups to get to besides,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 10: you know, what Gina had with the conversation with the co-worker.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 10: Another woman here works with us that also was not
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 10: aware there were, you know, there was a whole separate
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 10: pee hole.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 7: She was yesterday years old?
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 10: Now, this one came in, 818. I'm a nurse. I
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 10: put in many Foley catheters. Not all are created equal.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 10: Sometimes the urethra is inside the vaginal canal. So I
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 10: looked that up. They said it's extremely rare because, you know,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 10: there's sometimes that people have, you know, weird.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 7: Sideshow stuff going on down there.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 10: God screwed up or something, you know. God was like
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 10: a little tired that day.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 7: He got a few things.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 10: Putting these people together and sending them down to Earth,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 10: you know.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: God, when we talk about stuff like this, there's so
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: much on planet Earth that I don't know.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 7: It's such a great reminder.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: I don't know what a Foley catheter is. What is that?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: I mean, there's, yeah.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 7: Well, that's the one that goes up in the.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: I thought they all did.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 7: But maybe the Foley one is the specifically for the
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 7: down there.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: I guess. I don't know.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 10: Did you ever read the credits of a movie and
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 10: all the different titles?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 7: The best boy.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: What is that? Yeah.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 10: What's a, you know, why does it say it's a
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 10: Foley artist?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: Why does it say producer? Woody produced by Gina. Yeah.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 10: By the producer to get a producer credit. I've learned
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 10: more about that. A lot of those are nonsense.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 7: That's a scam.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 10: A lot of that's nonsense.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: It's just a name. It's just a vanity title. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: they get their name on it.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 10: Some other follow-ups, After Hours voicemails, 877-44-WOODY. Suggestion for Sammy
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 10: and her problem with Steamboat Willie's cat litter problem.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. What was going on? Like, the cat litter was...
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: She was tracking litter everywhere.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 18: I was finding it in my bed, on the couch, everywhere.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 10: That's what cats do, man. That stuff gets everywhere.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: Hey, Woody Show.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: Hoi.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 16: I was calling to give some information to Sammy regarding
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 16: the cat box, and she was concerned that the cat
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 16: for Steamboat Willie tracks litter everywhere. She needs to check out,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 16: it's called Breeze, B-R-E-E-Z-E.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 15: It's made by.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 16: Tidy Cat, and it's pellets that has underneath the tray,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 16: there's a pad, like a pee-pee patch, So the cat
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 16: goes on top on the pellet, and you change the
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 16: pellets once a month, and then you change the pad
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 16: on a weekly basis. And there's no tracking of litter anywhere,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 16: and there's hardly any odor. It's, like, amazing that I
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 16: started using that for my daughter's cat, and it's so good.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 16: So I wanted to pass that along for Sammy. Thank
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 16: you so much, Woody Show. Love you guys. We love you.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Bye-bye.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 6: That's good to know.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 7: It doesn't look like hamster food or pellets.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely heard of that hamster food. It probably still stinks, though.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 6: There's no way.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: Well, something about it is very absorbent, I guess. We
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: were promised years ago that cats, you could train them
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: to use the regular toilet.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for real. I mean, I've seen videos online.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 10: I've seen videos online like how you're supposed to do it.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 10: Like you get them to go up there because you
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 10: put like a thing around. the toilet that's like smaller
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 10: and smaller, you know, but around it is the litter.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 10: And so they learn to go up there and drop
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 10: whatever it is there, you know, and then you make
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 10: the hole bigger and bigger.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: So it just becomes then the litter. The toilet seat.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: That's weird. Yeah, do that, Sammy.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 6: Randy, who used to work on the show, he has
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 6: like This thing that looks like kind of like a
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 6: dog house for his cat and has like all these
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 6: motors that like churn everything.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 10: If you want to put your cat on a leash
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 10: and you want to have a dog house, just get
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 10: the dog.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: Get an actual legal dog.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 10: Why does he have a cat? Oh, it's like my
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 10: cat's like a dog. Okay, well, I have a dog
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 10: house for my cat.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: Get the dog.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: Steve Bass just brought up a good thing because we
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 6: never got down to why this dude has a cat.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 6: And like where it came from.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: We were very suspicious. No, no, no, no.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 6: We were very suspicious of where this cat came from.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 7: He did adopt the cat with an ex.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: See, I told you.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 7: And how did he get.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: Stuck with it?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, why didn't the girl take it?
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 6: What's the ex name?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 7: What do you got stuck with the cat?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: That's the same story.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 9: Oh, true.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 10: That's the same story.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: What happened to that cat? I can't remember. I gave
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: it to my sister. Oh, that's right.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 10: That's what you do because you're a man. I did
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 10: have to fly it across the country.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 7: Oh, you did?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 7: Concierge service.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: What an embarrassing flight. Yeah.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 10: And yeah, I had to drug it. You know, you
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 10: give it a little thing just to kind of chill
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 10: it out. It's weird because it has like these, you know,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 10: like crocodiles or alligators, whatever. They have like that kind
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 10: of almost like a little Double eyelid? The thing that
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 10: comes up over their eyes?
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 10: That's what happens when you drug a cat. There's almost
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 10: like another eyelid that.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: Kind of comes up.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, there is.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 7: The third eyelid that comes out.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: It's so weird.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 7: Only when they're on the drugs?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and so it only looks like half an eyeball.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: It's like, ugh.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 18: Yeah, because it's always there, but you don't really see it.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 18: That's what helps it blink. But when it's on drugs,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 18: all the muscles are relaxed. So there's nothing holding it in,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 18: and it just comes out.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's like a little window shade looking thing
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: comes up.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: Nictitating.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: Is that what it is?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 10: Nictitating membrane. Nictitating membrane.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a white.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: Birds have them, reptiles do, and cats for some.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 10: Reason, some mammals.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 11: 87744.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 10: Woody, another follow-up here. Yeah, we're talking about crypto and.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 10: They talk about these crypto mining and how much energy
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 10: it takes and how much.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: Water it uses. Greg and I are like, water? What
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: do you do? I imagine for cooling.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 11: So the reason crypto mining and all that requires so
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 11: much water and so much power is not because it's just...
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 11: your random run-of-the-mill computer that you find around an office building.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 11: We're talking about racks upon racks, not racks, of graphics cards, motherboards, processors.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 11: I mean, rooms full of hardware that do nothing but
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 11: just calculate information, encrypt data, and send information all over
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 11: the world and back in microseconds. And the reason it
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 11: uses a lot of water is because all that equipment
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 11: gets really freaking hot when it's running 24-7. So they
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 11: use water cooling systems to keep it cool and not
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 11: bursting into flames. Same reason why everybody's worried about data centers,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 11: because they're going to use so much water just to
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 11: keep the computers cool, just to fuel AI and crypto
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 11: and all this stuff. That really doesn't affect the majority
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 11: of people, and that's why a lot of people don't
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 11: like it. But, yeah.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 15: Okay, thanks.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 11: Bye.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: Bye-bye.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: Also, water is mega cheap. People are screaming about that,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: and it'll go down over time.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: But won't we run out someday?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 18: Yeah, it's a resource that we need.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 6: I've seen a globe.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: But wait, they got a lot of it. The Woody
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: Show will be right back. The Woody.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 10: Just to wrap up the conversation about we're getting follow-ups
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 10: and stuff from that guy.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: And Greg said he.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 10: Lost track of the conversation.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: At the beginning. At the very beginning. When it comes
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: to data mining, we need to cool the whatever.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 10: Greg, say out the minute you lost track of what
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 10: was going on.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 11: So the reason crypto mining and all that. Done.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 6: Out.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: How do you mine something that doesn't exist?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 10: We could be done with it. We were talking about that.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 10: We were talking about heated floors, how that works. We're
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 10: learning so much. Like the pee hole thing. There's so
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 10: much learning going on.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: This text, 760 says, you guys are.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: Killing me here. Data centers....
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 10: And mining used closed coolant loops with cooling towers. It's
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 10: not like they're using the water and dumping it all
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 10: down the drain.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: Right. Thank you.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 10: They do make it circulate. When they cover stuff like that,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 10: they do make it seem like.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 10: And I had no idea. I didn't even think about that.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 10: It's hair on fire. Oh my God, they're killing the environment.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: No, they're not.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 7: And Greg, I can very easily explain crypto mining to
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 7: you because I just Googled it. Do you want to
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 7: hear the answer? This is going to make everything so
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 7: much easier.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 14: Ready?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 7: Crypto mining is the process of validating cryptocurrency transactions on
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 7: a decentralized blockchain network and adding new blocks to the blockchain.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 10: I'm glad you cleared that up.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: That's good. I'm glad it's all cleared up.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 10: You see, now, when he says that, oh, they use
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 10: closed coolant loops, cooling towers. That makes a lot of sense. Yeah,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 10: because why would you? You don't need new water every
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 10: time you run.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: To the system.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: And that's every factory in the history of modern technology
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: has done the same thing.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: Get rid of all the factories. Yeah.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 10: It's just running the same stuff through the things over
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 10: and over and over again. He also goes on to say,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 10: and yes, the floors use both types of heating. Small areas,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 10: like the one I was talking about, use the electric mats,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 10: while most whole home systems were using hydronic. water heating
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 10: loops in the floor from hot water heaters.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you should watch.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 10: That's Aaron in Palm Desert.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: Thank you, Aaron.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: Woody and Greg, I think you guys should watch more
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: on This Old House. I know it's on PBS.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: I do love that show.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 7: Oh, Bob Vila.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: Because, well, he's I think dead now. But they really
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: go into like literally the studs or the nuts and
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: bolts and they're all in Boston and the Northeast. So
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: it's a lot of stuff like heated floors with all
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: this stuff in it.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: I've only seen it on TV. It's way less.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: Flashy than the HGTV stuff.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I want flashy.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: It's way more functional. I think it's more.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's 79. All right. 79 years old. He's the OG.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: We have a debt of gratitude to pay to Bob Vila.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 6: I think you're talking about the OxyClean guy because they
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 6: kind of look alike.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: Well, plus with this old house, like nowadays, they have
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: 15 different contracts. Here's our electrical specialist. He'll come in,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 5: but they really break down what they're doing in all
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: these houses. It's really interesting.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 10: Dude, I can get caught.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 4: I got it. Start watching that again.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 10: I can get caught in a marathon of how it works.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: Or how it's made.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: Science Channel.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 10: It's the world's worst narration. It's so low energy and
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 10: I can't.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: Turn it off.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 10: But you want to know how it's made. What do
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 10: I care how they manufacture nails? But now I'm watching
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 10: it for 20 minutes.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: I've always fantasized about a spin-off of How It's Made
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: called How We Make what would it be called? How
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: we made the thing that makes the thing.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 10: Oh, like how do you make the manufacturing machines?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: Because they'll have these robots. And how did you make those?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 6: It would be endless because it would just keep on going.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 6: Like, okay, how did you make the thing that made
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 6: the thing? But what made that thing? And then you
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 6: would travel.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 7: By the way, CBS, don't kill Bob Vila. He's still alive.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 10: R.I.P.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 6: That's what we just said.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 6: I just want to make sure.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 7: I had to Google it. Sorry.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 10: We talked about how he's 79 years old. Are you
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 10: stroking out?
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 7: When you were talking about Willie Mays, I think I
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 7: was Googling this.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: Billy Mays.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 10: Willie Mays is a baseball player.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 5: This is why listening is important.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 10: The Woody Show will be right back.