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Love After Lockup Episode 710 – “The Ex-Files” · Vanity Farah with Chris Farah

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Speaker 1: Hello, Bibbity Bobbity Booze. Welcome back to Vanity Farah. My
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Speaker 1: name is Chris Farah, and today we're talking about love
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Speaker 1: after lock Up. This is seven to ten or The
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Speaker 1: X Files, and we're going to get into this juicy,
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Speaker 1: hot ass season. And by hot, I mean I find
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Speaker 1: a lot of the people involved are good looking. Even
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Speaker 1: they're like stepdads, so you know, it's a good looking cast.
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Speaker 1: And that's what I require if I'm going to talk
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Speaker 1: about a show. I want them all to be hot.
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Speaker 1: Actually just k I don't do love Islin and stuff
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Speaker 1: because they're almost too attractive. I actually like characters and whichnot.
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Speaker 1: But there are hot ass people on the show, and
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Speaker 1: I'm excited to talk about it. Shall we start. Let's
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Speaker 1: start with Gigi. That's Goddess Banita and Demand, who we
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Speaker 1: also call Mumu. I love a nickname. I love that
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Speaker 1: there's so many. I just like I love that demon
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Speaker 1: is called Moo Moo. That's like it's perfect, and it
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Speaker 1: also feels like it doesn't feel like a nickname that
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Speaker 1: a child gave him unless it was him, Like I
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Speaker 1: would love the story to be like his mom's, Like,
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Speaker 1: let me tell you how he's called moumo. It's because, honey,
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Speaker 1: he couldn't say demon. When he was young. We'd be like,
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Speaker 1: who are you and he'd be like, mu mu. I
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Speaker 1: have a nickname. My nickname, and this is true, is
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Speaker 1: t t and my full nickname is Titi Fafa. Obviously,
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Speaker 1: my name is Chris Farah. As you know, I created
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Speaker 1: a podcast with half my name in. It's Vanity Farah.
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Speaker 1: My name is Chris vera Hi. But when I was younger,
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Speaker 1: I used to go by Chrissy, and that's exactly what happened.
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Speaker 1: My parents thought it was so cute to like continually
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Speaker 1: ask me what my name was, and I couldn't say
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Speaker 1: Chrissy Farah. It's very hard to say that. There's like
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Speaker 1: an ar involved. So I literally be like t t
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Speaker 1: fafa And they were just like over the moon with
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Speaker 1: like how adorable that was. And so they would just
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Speaker 1: ask me over and over again, and so I would
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Speaker 1: just have to answer them but continually get more more pissed,
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Speaker 1: you know, like t T Fafa T t fa fa,
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Speaker 1: you know, and so, which of course would be funnier
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Speaker 1: for them, maddening for me anyway. And now, like any
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Speaker 1: all my friends know this on. My cousins know this,
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Speaker 1: So my nieces and nephews and all of my friends
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Speaker 1: babies call me t T sometimes Auntie TT, but mostly
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Speaker 1: just t T. And I also have big boobs, so
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Speaker 1: sometimes people call me teets. Anyway, that's a lot of information.
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Speaker 1: Here we go. Now, Goddess honey, and certainly she is
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Speaker 1: is picking out her outfit, honey, because you know Mumu's
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Speaker 1: I'm not out. And as we know, he has the
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Speaker 1: grandest of schemes, almost Shakespearean, and that he feels he
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Speaker 1: is going to come out on a Monday, which is
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Speaker 1: his actual release day from prison, and he wants Gigi
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Speaker 1: slash Goddess to pick him up. He wants one whole
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Speaker 1: day slash night unbothered with her, and then what he
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Speaker 1: wants to do is go back to the same spot
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Speaker 1: he was released, tell Banita, who also he has a
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Speaker 1: child with, that that in fact is his release day.
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Speaker 1: Then Benita will pick him up and then no one
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Speaker 1: will know the wiser and then somehow after this he
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Speaker 1: is going to juggle both women like one of those
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Speaker 1: sitcom dates, you know how. And it feels like in
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Speaker 1: the nineties sitcom there'd be like someone who had inevitably
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Speaker 1: has to be on a date with two people at
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Speaker 1: one time, and so they just like go to a
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Speaker 1: restaurant and just like sit in different rooms and then
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Speaker 1: like have conversation, and then it has to be like, oh,
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Speaker 1: let me go to the bathroom when they run over
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Speaker 1: to the other table, and then like you know, start
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Speaker 1: the date with them, and then like they're like, oh,
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Speaker 1: you know, let me go to the bathroom. And then
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Speaker 1: they go to the back to the first table, and
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Speaker 1: then they have like you know, the main course, and like, oh,
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Speaker 1: I have to make a phone call. Then they run
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Speaker 1: back to the other table, and you know, vice versa.
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Speaker 1: They think that's gonna work, and then like you know,
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Speaker 1: the maitre d or the waiters like excuse me, sir,
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Speaker 1: I served your crem brule and your other table, you know,
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Speaker 1: and he gets or she gets found anyway. That's sort
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Speaker 1: of like what Mooie wants to do, but in real life,
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Speaker 1: over the course of days. Now this is in Maryland,
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Speaker 1: and I'd like to think that there are people that
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Speaker 1: would tell either woman that this is what's happening. We
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Speaker 1: live in the you know, digital age, honey, there's people
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Speaker 1: making reels all the time. Now here's the thing. Bumu
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Speaker 1: wants that kind of life. He wants both women to
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Speaker 1: just accept that they're in a pollocule together. Now, we
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Speaker 1: met both women and they're not that type, none of them.
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Speaker 1: I feels like the are gonna do that now. It
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Speaker 1: just feels like what he wants to do is put
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Speaker 1: his dick game so strong on them that they will
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Speaker 1: just say yes because like they want to keep him around.
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Speaker 1: But also I sort of feel like he wants them
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Speaker 1: both to you know, bone, he wants them both to
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Speaker 1: fuck for sure. Anyway, that's what I think is coming
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Speaker 1: from this. Now, do we think that's going to work?
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Speaker 1: Absolutely not, absolutely not. But here we are, okay, just
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Speaker 1: the start of the scheme. So Goddess is excited, she's
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Speaker 1: picking her out. But like I said, now she says
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Speaker 1: that she hasn't had sex in eighteen months, and obviously
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Speaker 1: he hasn't had sex in like years, she says, so
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Speaker 1: although she's horn she can't wait to get it on
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Speaker 1: with him, but she knows that he will be a
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Speaker 1: minute man, I know, one oh man and man, but
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Speaker 1: she's going to take that minute man just because she
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Speaker 1: you know, understands human biology and like how much can
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Speaker 1: you hold it in? Now? I like to think that
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Speaker 1: you can hold it in because like he's been masturbating,
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Speaker 1: if not more, you know what I'm saying, wouldn't he
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Speaker 1: want to like hold it in a little bit just
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Speaker 1: to like, you know, have it lasts longer. We'll see
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Speaker 1: what happens. Let's hop over to the other lady. Now,
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Speaker 1: Anita is also getting ready and she has Dio or
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Speaker 1: her baby with Mumu, and Mumu's parents are coming over
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Speaker 1: with Mumu's other daughters. He has a lot of kids,
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Speaker 1: different baby mamas. And we get to see Mumu's mom
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Speaker 1: and Mumu's stepdad. Now I love both. Both are dressed
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Speaker 1: really really well, and your honey luck herself some Grandpa Charles.
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Speaker 1: Now Grandpa Charles is dressed impeccably. But halfway through I realized,
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Speaker 1: surely this man with cool ass glasses is wearing glasses
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Speaker 1: with no lenses. I took a picture, but mostly I
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Speaker 1: was just like, am I just not seeing the g
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Speaker 1: is there just no glare on the glasses? But like no,
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Speaker 1: there's just their hollow, which makes me feel like this
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Speaker 1: man has perfect vision or he knew that glasses can
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Speaker 1: sometimes reflect light when you're filming, and he is a
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Speaker 1: consummate actor and understands that's not how he wants to
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Speaker 1: go out, So he's just wearing the lenses, honey, just
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Speaker 1: a frame for those eyes. You know, every piece of
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Speaker 1: art needs a frame, and he has too. So that
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Speaker 1: makes me happy for them because I feel like it's
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Speaker 1: just indicative of someone who is like picking their style
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Speaker 1: and like want so certain something that's particular about it,
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Speaker 1: and that's going to make it happen. So his mom
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Speaker 1: knows him. Mumu's mom knows her son, and she knows
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Speaker 1: about the scheme with Beanita and Gig. Now she's helping.
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Speaker 1: She's like, I'm not going to get into the middle
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Speaker 1: of it, and in fact, I'm going to like continue
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Speaker 1: the live because I want my son to be happy.
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Speaker 1: He hasn't had sex in a long time, and I
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Speaker 1: low key think it's cool that he's having the both
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Speaker 1: these women like in the palm of his hand. And Charles, Honey,
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Speaker 1: Charles is so proud. Benita's like, you know, he's going
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Speaker 1: to come out and I really want to break the chain.
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Speaker 1: I think it's going to be the last time he's
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Speaker 1: in prison. I'm gonna hold him down. I had this
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Speaker 1: cute ass place I make dick pancakes. As you can see,
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Speaker 1: door's you know, an adorable love bug. So he's gonna
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Speaker 1: be really happy. Just settled here. I'll make them food,
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Speaker 1: you know, well fuck like crazy. I like smoke weed,
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Speaker 1: you know, like what else can a man want? What
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Speaker 1: else could a man need? And he's like two women now.
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Speaker 1: She also was wearing this like cream titty top blouse.
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Speaker 1: I like it a lot, but I realize that she
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Speaker 1: feels like maybe it's too much on camera because she's
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Speaker 1: holding a piece of the fabric up in such a
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Speaker 1: way that I didn't understand why. At first, I was like,
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Speaker 1: why is she holding her like blousey sleeve in such
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Speaker 1: a way, But like she doesn't want to show her
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Speaker 1: like low cut titty top on camera. Girl, Let's show
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Speaker 1: me those titties. Show me them. Don't hide those titties,
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Speaker 1: just show I have gotten really into just like letting
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Speaker 1: boobs be boobs now, I just I mean, I really
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Speaker 1: love them, Like I really love boobs. I think you
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Speaker 1: should look boobs be boobs. I think boobs are so pretty,
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Speaker 1: but they're also so funny sometimes, Like I think boobs
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Speaker 1: are hilarious, Like what would Christy Nomes's husband be if
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Speaker 1: he didn't have them fig as titties? Like remember when
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Speaker 1: that happened and we didn't talk enough about Christy Nome's
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Speaker 1: husband at all that big go fetish. When we saw
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Speaker 1: that picture, it was like just one thing to see,
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Speaker 1: like a man in a ratty wig. But what made
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Speaker 1: it truly spectacular with them tits? Tits are hilarious sometimes,
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, have ever seen bridget Everett not a
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Speaker 1: She does have that show somewhere someplace, someplace somewhere, But
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Speaker 1: at the same time, she's like a cabaret performer and
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Speaker 1: her titties are so funny. Anyway, I think tits are
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Speaker 1: funny period, Okay, ted talk tits are fun okay, So
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Speaker 1: Gigi is both women were getting, you know, cuts back
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Speaker 1: and forth of them prepping for their man. Now Goddess
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Speaker 1: has been tasked with cooking him a meal, and he
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Speaker 1: has dictated what he wants. He wants lamb chops, he
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Speaker 1: wants shrimp, he wants biscuits, he wants broccoli, maybe even asparagus.
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Speaker 1: He definitely wants mac and cheek. You know how it's
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Speaker 1: supposed to be baked, not craft and he would like
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Speaker 1: some Hennessy. That's his like that's his first meal out.
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Speaker 1: It's always interesting to see what people want out. We're
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Speaker 1: gonna get Felicia's first meal out, and I think we're
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Speaker 1: gonna get Michael's first meal out. And like, yeah, like
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Speaker 1: if you hadn't had your choice of food for a
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Speaker 1: hot ass minute, and if you've been eating kind of
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Speaker 1: like unfortunately, as we say, like bargain basement food or
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Speaker 1: not great food, what would be the meal that you
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Speaker 1: would want? Because, for instance, like they they get I'm
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Speaker 1: assuming they can get some version of pizza in prison.
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Speaker 1: Now it's not like oven fired pizza with like barrata,
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Speaker 1: surely not. But would that be your first even though
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Speaker 1: it's so yummy thing you'd want out? I'm assuming I
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Speaker 1: would want Lebanese food, because there's not gonna be anything
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Speaker 1: like Lebanese food in you know, jail. A guy'd want
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Speaker 1: some kefta and some hamad and like some like fresh
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Speaker 1: shallad with like an olive oil kind of lemone kind
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Speaker 1: of dressing. Or I would want something like a kava
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Speaker 1: bowl or like a sweet green bowl, you know, just
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Speaker 1: like different bunch of different vegetables in there. And like
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Speaker 1: a fresh dressing. Truly, a fresh dressing would be like
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Speaker 1: chief on my list anyway, So Moomoo knows what he
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Speaker 1: wants besides all of this food. Like Axe I said,
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Speaker 1: he wants to be in a polyamorous relationship where they
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Speaker 1: both consider him some sort of like daddy or king
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Speaker 1: or king Daddy, where their chief desire is just for
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Speaker 1: him to be happy. So if that means that Daddy
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Speaker 1: wants two women, then Daddy gets two women because that's
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Speaker 1: what Daddy wants, and we want Daddy to be happy.
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Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm like, Okay, what do you want? What does
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Speaker 1: mommy get? What does mommy get? Then, like mommy just
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Speaker 1: gets to sit around until you want to come over
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Speaker 1: to that person's house and then like feed and bathe
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Speaker 1: you and suck your d until like you decide you're enough.
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Speaker 1: That's enough time with that one to go back. It's
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Speaker 1: such an interesting, incredibly selfish view of a relationship. Is
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Speaker 1: there any men that like, are you know, heterosexual and
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Speaker 1: like desire to give to women? I guess so, Like
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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just like wondering if men sat around
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Speaker 1: like I really want to take care of a woman,
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Speaker 1: I really want to make her feel loved and secure,
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Speaker 1: and I want, do you know, to suck on them
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Speaker 1: titties at night, and you know, to like eat her
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Speaker 1: food in the morning or whatever, but also like rub
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Speaker 1: her feet or make her feel good or like hear
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Speaker 1: about her day. No huh. And I'm trying to think
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Speaker 1: if like I have that idea, Like unfortunately, I do
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Speaker 1: have an idea that I want to take care of
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Speaker 1: a man. And it's like there's two folds of this. A,
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Speaker 1: I'm like a nurturing person and also B I'm like,
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Speaker 1: you know, I'm only too happy to like subtle and
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Speaker 1: be like a homebody and like almost being a codependent relationship,
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Speaker 1: like I like cooking for someone. I like like primping someone,
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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like if you watch Nana
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Speaker 1: da Fiance, I had said early on that I didn't
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Speaker 1: think it was crazy that Annabelle like washed her man.
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't like be washing his ass like he couldn't
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Speaker 1: do it. But I also totally don't mind like shaping
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Speaker 1: a nail, cleaning underneath nails, you know, like trimming up
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Speaker 1: someone's nose hairs. You know, Like I don't mind that
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Speaker 1: I like it. There's something kind of like I'm taking
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Speaker 1: care of my baby dolls kind of thing with it.
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Speaker 1: It's not hot the way I want to do it.
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Speaker 1: I just want It's like I but I don't mind
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Speaker 1: taking care of something that's mine. Now do I put
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Speaker 1: away all my clothes and fold them and iron them?
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Speaker 1: You know? When I should know? But the thought is there. Okay,
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Speaker 1: So Gigi says this is what she wants. She's nervous,
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Speaker 1: but she also doesn't want to mount TVs anymore, So
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Speaker 1: we better get his ass there because she wants a
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Speaker 1: man to mount TVs. She doesn't want to deal with it.
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Speaker 1: She doesn't want to have to hire a task rabbit.
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Speaker 1: She wants a man that's just gonna get out a
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Speaker 1: pair of pliers. Like he has all of that screwdrivers,
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Speaker 1: like the Phillips head one and the other one. He
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Speaker 1: has a whole kit. He has a makita. He knows
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Speaker 1: how to do things, so he just does them. And she,
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Speaker 1: you know, cooks. She just wants to be pretty and cook.
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Speaker 1: Now here's the thing that shit sounds very traditional, but
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Speaker 1: I kind of want that. There are certain annoying household
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Speaker 1: things that I like can't imagine doing. And when I
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Speaker 1: have to do them. If I learn how to do them,
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Speaker 1: I surely feel good, like and I mean that, like
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Speaker 1: I if I have to put together something for my Kia,
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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh God, no, please, dear God no. And
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Speaker 1: there is a part of me that gets a little
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Speaker 1: sad that I'm single, because I'm like, eh, someone else
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Speaker 1: told be doing this if I wasn't single. But when
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Speaker 1: you actually accomplish it, then you're kind of like, I
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Speaker 1: don't need no man or anyone, no task rabbit necessary.
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Speaker 1: But sometimes I do have to get a task rabbit,
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Speaker 1: you know, a task grab it is. It's one of
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Speaker 1: those people people in the city hire to do things
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Speaker 1: they can't do, like mount a TV. Single women get
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Speaker 1: one amount of TV. Maybe single men too, I'm not
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Speaker 1: quite sure. Okay, God bless. I don't mean to be genderous,
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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, But like, how the fuck
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Speaker 1: do you mount a TV? Not by yourself, not a
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Speaker 1: big TV. I can't even imagine. I can't imagine putting
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Speaker 1: together something, you know, like a bookcase or something. But
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Speaker 1: truly I don't want to. It's mostly because my head
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Speaker 1: doesn't work that way, though I can cook anyway. So
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Speaker 1: she is nervous like I said, just because she hasn't
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Speaker 1: had sex, and she wants to look good for her
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Speaker 1: man but also look good for herself, which makes me happy.
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Speaker 1: She puts on this red set, honey, matching red set,
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Speaker 1: and you know, I love a matching set, just like
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Speaker 1: you don't have to think about it. What's on top,
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Speaker 1: what's in the bottom? Cute. It's like bluesy and blousy.
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Speaker 1: It's kind of like big and oversized, but also like crop.
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Speaker 1: At the same time, she says that she's a bad bitch,
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Speaker 1: that she looks good for her man, but also I
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Speaker 1: look good for me. She's right, She's right, but she again,
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Speaker 1: she's like I've said she's nervous, and now she realizes
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Speaker 1: he's not going to be out till three, and now
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Speaker 1: she's just been waiting for so long. She's like, I
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Speaker 1: got to smoke some weed. I got to smoke some weed, honey.
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Speaker 1: How am I going to pass the time any other way?
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Speaker 1: There's no way. So her mom calls at three forty
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Speaker 1: five and we're like, yeah, girl, Oh shit's till the time,
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Speaker 1: and she's like, yeah, he gets that at four and
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Speaker 1: I realized she smoke too much weight, honey. Now she's
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Speaker 1: running late she's putting late. So he gets out and
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Speaker 1: he asks the producer where his wife is, and we're like, oh,
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Speaker 1: I mean, of these two women, it surely seems like
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Speaker 1: Benita would be your wife. But I feel intrinsically that
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Speaker 1: there is a reason why he decided to be with
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Speaker 1: Gigi first. Well, I guess it's this way. He couldn't
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Speaker 1: have been with Benita first because I feel like he
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Speaker 1: knows that Benita would never have allowed him to leave
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Speaker 1: the day after to go meet up with Gig. So maybe,
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Speaker 1: just like in the in the scheduling alone, he would
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Speaker 1: have had to be with Gigi first because there's no
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Speaker 1: leaving Benita once he's with Beanita, she just is smarter,
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Speaker 1: she knows him more. Benita says that they're the same person,
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Speaker 1: so he maybe he feels the same way. So I
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Speaker 1: think that Gigi isn't up to snuff with like his Shenanigans,
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Speaker 1: so he feels like he can pull the wool over
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Speaker 1: her eyes easier or more astutely in this situation. And
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Speaker 1: Benita has been with him longer, so she knows when
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Speaker 1: he's being fucking sus you know. So as he's looking
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Speaker 1: for Gigi to pull up, he also says that he didn't.
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Speaker 1: He just has like a big bag with him they
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Speaker 1: gave him, like from prison, and in the big bag
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Speaker 1: are pictures of both women. So if Gigi's like, hey,
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Speaker 1: what's in the bag, let's go through it, he can't
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Speaker 1: be like sure, because there's pictures of like, you know,
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Speaker 1: benit him sending him something to keep him warm at night,
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Speaker 1: titty pictures because everyone loves titties, everyone loves It's okay,
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Speaker 1: let's move on. Rich and Felisa Felicia Felisa by Felisa. No,
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Speaker 1: that's not that's not what it is. Okay. So Felicia
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Speaker 1: obviously has just been released from prison. This is the
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Speaker 1: episode where they're getting released from prison, and she gets
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Speaker 1: out of the car and her whole Succe family run
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Speaker 1: and jump over puddles to get to her. Stephanie, her
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Speaker 1: aunt gets there, her parents get there. Everyone's really excited.
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Speaker 1: Everyone's you know, cheering, everyone's making a big to do,
20:13
Speaker 1: which makes sense. She's young and she's been in prison
20:15
Speaker 1: for a long time. Rich says he loves the energetic display.
20:21
Speaker 1: So Felicia hugs her mom and dad and uh, you know,
20:26
Speaker 1: Rich is fine letting her have her moment with her
20:29
Speaker 1: family first, which makes sense now they have been talking
20:32
Speaker 1: for six years, but they've never met and this is
20:34
Speaker 1: her family, so it'd be super weird if he was
20:37
Speaker 1: like trying to push them out of the way to
20:38
Speaker 1: get to her, Like, fuck you, dad, let me get
20:41
Speaker 1: at that ass. He's gonna get at that ass. Don't worry.
20:45
Speaker 1: So she says that she looks like her mom, and
20:49
Speaker 1: we realize why her parents never visited her is because
20:53
Speaker 1: they both have lawrence. I don't really know how warrance
20:58
Speaker 1: I know. I mean I know on her I said
21:00
Speaker 1: exactly how warrens work in that it feels like there's
21:04
Speaker 1: a warrant out for someone's arrest, but it's like a
21:07
Speaker 1: prioritized warrant where it's like they're not looking for you
21:11
Speaker 1: too much, you know, like you can just be around
21:15
Speaker 1: and it's like if you don't fuck up, you know,
21:17
Speaker 1: you can just be walking around with that warrant. But
21:21
Speaker 1: I also wonder, like, Okay, so if they ever get
21:24
Speaker 1: pulled over for like a speeding ticket, are they gonna
21:29
Speaker 1: be like, holy shit, we're about to go to prison,
21:32
Speaker 1: which they've already been into prison. You know, Like, I
21:35
Speaker 1: don't really know how it works. So but yeah, like
21:38
Speaker 1: they can't ever show face in a jail because then
21:41
Speaker 1: they'll just be taken a jail. Also, I realize, you know,
21:47
Speaker 1: there's something else that happens, where like people that come
21:49
Speaker 1: out of prison can't go habitate with someone who's also
21:55
Speaker 1: like a felon. So would Felicia not be able to
21:59
Speaker 1: live at her parents house because they have warrants? I mean,
22:02
Speaker 1: I'm asking these questions. I don't know who's going to
22:04
Speaker 1: answer them, some like godlike person in real times, and
22:07
Speaker 1: I'd be like, yes, Chris, I hopefully you want of
22:12
Speaker 1: someone listening to this right now shouting out answers to me,
22:15
Speaker 1: hoping that I will, like, you know, two days later,
22:17
Speaker 1: be like, oh, thank you listener, but here are my questions. Okay.
22:22
Speaker 1: So then we get into a little bit of their
22:24
Speaker 1: her parents backstore. You know, her dad, her mom and
22:27
Speaker 1: her dad had some issues. You know, I'm saying, like
22:31
Speaker 1: her both of them went to prison, and then when
22:34
Speaker 1: they went to prison, she was a foster kid, which
22:39
Speaker 1: probably wasn't great and maybe even damaging for her. And
22:45
Speaker 1: it feels like both parents dealt with some drug stuff.
22:48
Speaker 1: She says that if she was a vegetable. She'd be
22:51
Speaker 1: a spicy red pepper because she used to throw fits
22:53
Speaker 1: in school. And then she robbed like a fellow high
22:56
Speaker 1: school student. And you know, God Bless went to prison,
23:00
Speaker 1: Like I said, her dad's like a first offense ten
23:04
Speaker 1: years for a seventeen year old girl. And did she
23:09
Speaker 1: do more than just rob that high school student? Did
23:11
Speaker 1: she beat that person up too or something? Was it
23:14
Speaker 1: one of those like bait and switch things. Was there
23:21
Speaker 1: like a like some sort of whippon involved? Okay, anyway,
23:27
Speaker 1: God Bless, her hair is up like a curly updo,
23:30
Speaker 1: and like there are tendrils falling down. It almost gives
23:33
Speaker 1: me like tie from clueless. I can't quite tell if
23:35
Speaker 1: she curled some of the tendrils with a curling iron.
23:38
Speaker 1: I think maybe she's wearing a gray sweatsuit two piece,
23:42
Speaker 1: you know. And she does give Rich a moment to
23:46
Speaker 1: hug her, and then he grabs her butt, just grabs it,
23:49
Speaker 1: I mean, can't help himself, like full grasping grab of
23:55
Speaker 1: a cheek. You know, he really feels her up, you know. Oh,
24:00
Speaker 1: they decide to go to Italian restaurant like kind of
24:03
Speaker 1: far away. It's called Billie's. I look it up. It's
24:06
Speaker 1: technically in Oklahoma, but right over the state line of
24:08
Speaker 1: like Oklahoma and Louisiana. Why did I look it up
24:11
Speaker 1: because sometimes I want to see a menu. Anyway, as
24:17
Speaker 1: I said, they go into her backstory, which is that,
24:20
Speaker 1: you know, her parents were put in prison, she goes
24:23
Speaker 1: to foster care, her dad comes out, and then she
24:24
Speaker 1: gets jail for like nine or ten years. And she
24:27
Speaker 1: says she said that she hot, you know, she had
24:30
Speaker 1: robbed her high school student. But she also says that
24:33
Speaker 1: she was like robbing everything, like you know, stores, and
24:36
Speaker 1: she said she had to steal to survive, and that's
24:42
Speaker 1: too bad. It feels very like aladdiny, you know, like anyway,
24:48
Speaker 1: it's really sad. Uh. And at this point also I
24:52
Speaker 1: start to wonder because like why her aunt Stephanie couldn't
24:58
Speaker 1: provide like food and or like housing for her. And
25:01
Speaker 1: we're going to see a little bit of that too.
25:05
Speaker 1: Her aunt cries on the way to Billy's Italian restaurant
25:09
Speaker 1: and to her cousin, saying that she failed Felicia for
25:12
Speaker 1: not taking her in. Now, listen, that Aunt Stephanie had
25:16
Speaker 1: a daughter herself, who you know, got in a lot
25:19
Speaker 1: of trouble and I wonder if Felicia. I wonder if
25:23
Speaker 1: Aunt Stephanie was like, if I bring Felicia to my house,
25:26
Speaker 1: I'm going to have two hooligans that are going to
25:30
Speaker 1: run this house crazy. But I don't know. They're so young.
25:35
Speaker 1: Stephanie feels like someone that can put her foot down
25:38
Speaker 1: and like, you know, have someone listen to her, like
25:43
Speaker 1: run shit if she wants to. It's really it's really
25:52
Speaker 1: hard to think about if you have a child who
25:57
Speaker 1: is a troubledmaker and they have a cousin who also
26:00
Speaker 1: a troublemaker. If you want to be able to take
26:04
Speaker 1: care of your niece, but at the same time, you
26:08
Speaker 1: feel like you might be sacrificing, you know, the growth
26:16
Speaker 1: and an evolution of your own daughter. She doesn't really
26:18
Speaker 1: say such things. I don't know exactly why she didn't
26:20
Speaker 1: take Felicia in, or if there'd be a way to
26:24
Speaker 1: take both women in and just fucking remedy that you
26:29
Speaker 1: would have to be able to put your foot down.
26:30
Speaker 1: Be like, if Felicia comes to live with us, I'm
26:33
Speaker 1: telling you you have a curfew of ten PM. You
26:36
Speaker 1: don't leave this house after dinner. We have a nice
26:40
Speaker 1: Italian family dinner and then we put on I Love Lucy,
26:43
Speaker 1: and you fucking watch that. You go to bed and
26:46
Speaker 1: you study, study for college. I don't know, you know,
26:50
Speaker 1: it feels like I've never had a child, but it
26:51
Speaker 1: feels like you might have like the best of intentions,
26:56
Speaker 1: but it's sort of you know, up in the air
26:59
Speaker 1: of what kind of personality your child has and like
27:03
Speaker 1: how much you can dictate their behavior. It's a little
27:07
Speaker 1: awkward for me, just because the only since they haven't
27:10
Speaker 1: had a child, the only knowledge I have of like
27:13
Speaker 1: what I was like as a child, and I was
27:16
Speaker 1: a goodie fucking two shoes my dad. You know, there
27:20
Speaker 1: was no I couldn't do shit badly with my dad.
27:25
Speaker 1: I just feel like and or I just didn't have
27:27
Speaker 1: the personality for it. But I just like I didn't drink,
27:31
Speaker 1: I didn't do anything. I surely like never got in
27:33
Speaker 1: trouble whatever. One time, this is so dumb, One time
27:39
Speaker 1: I got on probation at school or something, or I
27:43
Speaker 1: was suspended at school because on my jance Port backpack
27:49
Speaker 1: I got white out and underneath like the outer pocket,
27:55
Speaker 1: I had written the words in wide out yuck fo YUCKFU,
28:03
Speaker 1: which is why U c K fou, which sounds like
28:07
Speaker 1: I'm being almost mildly racist. And you know what, baby
28:11
Speaker 1: I was. I don't. I didn't think of it being
28:12
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, looking back, it's not great. But
28:16
Speaker 1: it was like some inside joke that I had with
28:18
Speaker 1: my friend, obviously, like about obviously trying to say the
28:23
Speaker 1: F word, but like in the most benign way possible.
28:26
Speaker 1: And one time I was talking to like someone and
28:30
Speaker 1: like was mildly leaning over so that my backpack exposed
28:33
Speaker 1: this one awkward lip and then yeah, like someone saw
28:37
Speaker 1: it and then gave me a fucking suspension for what's
28:40
Speaker 1: the word? Bad word, bad word, long word, you know
28:49
Speaker 1: that word that means bad words, but it's a long
28:52
Speaker 1: word for that for bad words. It's not pornography, because
28:57
Speaker 1: it wasn't porn it was something else I don't know, Okay,
29:01
Speaker 1: didn't register. So I still think it's the dumbest thing.
29:04
Speaker 1: It's so dumb, Like it wasn't even the F word.
29:09
Speaker 1: It was the word yuck, which is a word. It's
29:13
Speaker 1: a word. Oh yeah, yeah. Anyway, so this is where
29:20
Speaker 1: Felicia is like you would think I'd want pizza, but
29:23
Speaker 1: I really just want to seal it. It's been so
29:25
Speaker 1: long since I've had a vegetable. So Rich does I'm talking,
29:31
Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, you know, when we first started talking,
29:35
Speaker 1: I was still married. Now his friend DJ is like,
29:37
Speaker 1: but what, and Felicia clocks this and later on can't
29:43
Speaker 1: quite tell, you know, right away, you know, Rich is
29:47
Speaker 1: like anyone you know obviously divorced now, and she can't
29:49
Speaker 1: tell if DJ thinks that it's a surprise that he
29:52
Speaker 1: got divorced or that he was married. But she thinks
29:55
Speaker 1: it's weird. Well, we all think it's weird. Uh, why
29:59
Speaker 1: are you to someone? And remember he said that he
30:03
Speaker 1: had had a dream and the dream said to go
30:08
Speaker 1: to a prison held prison pen peld dating website and
30:11
Speaker 1: find your woman. And he was like, yes, that's exactly
30:14
Speaker 1: what I'll do. Anyway, she thinks it's suspect. She talks
30:18
Speaker 1: to her cousin and she goes and changes her mom
30:22
Speaker 1: and dad gifts her a phone, and that's when Rich
30:25
Speaker 1: sort of is like, oh, maybe I should have brought
30:27
Speaker 1: something like a gift. He didn't bring a gift. He
30:31
Speaker 1: thought his presence was a gift. His presence is a present,
30:34
Speaker 1: is what he said. Not really, that's a Kanye said, anyway,
30:37
Speaker 1: maybe he did say that. Anyway, God bless and she
30:39
Speaker 1: changes into a black Adiita shirt and she says, she
30:42
Speaker 1: looks swollen. So you know that's fine. You know, if
30:49
Speaker 1: you like are seventeen and you're suddenly twenty six, you know,
30:52
Speaker 1: people look different. Let's move on to Kaylee and Michael.
30:55
Speaker 1: So she's on the way to the halfway house and
30:58
Speaker 1: she has you know, eight hour with him to get
31:00
Speaker 1: things done before he has to go back. And then
31:03
Speaker 1: we get a little backstore. They knew each other in
31:05
Speaker 1: high school, okay, and then she reconnected with him and
31:09
Speaker 1: they got married three years ago. And during those three years,
31:12
Speaker 1: she sent him like forty two thousand dollars and he
31:16
Speaker 1: was like, thank you, babe. You know what, also, it
31:18
Speaker 1: is a good idea. I want to have a credit line,
31:21
Speaker 1: and I want to have real good credit when I
31:23
Speaker 1: get out because I think, you know, it's one of
31:25
Speaker 1: those things where people who've been in prison have this
31:29
Speaker 1: thing where they want to come out and immediately have
31:33
Speaker 1: all the things that they would have, you know, acquired
31:36
Speaker 1: had they not been in prison, almost to a race
31:39
Speaker 1: that had ever happened or to never have had the
31:42
Speaker 1: like dip in their life evolution, so because it'd be
31:48
Speaker 1: like you just come out of prison and then you
31:50
Speaker 1: know you're still young enough just do your own credit.
31:52
Speaker 1: But whatever. We had the storyline where he was like,
31:54
Speaker 1: so open up some credit cards and don't spend anything,
31:57
Speaker 1: or if you do, pay them off. So I get
32:00
Speaker 1: credit and she's like mm hmm, and she buys a
32:03
Speaker 1: new car. We have a dairy diary cam where he
32:07
Speaker 1: gets to eat a burrito, honey, and he's like, yeah,
32:09
Speaker 1: you know, burritos. I love fucking love burritos. Sometimes if
32:13
Speaker 1: people aren't in California or like, you know, somewhere like
32:16
Speaker 1: next to the Mexican border, I'm always someone interested when
32:19
Speaker 1: people are like obsessed with Mexican food as much as
32:22
Speaker 1: like I am in Californians or like you know, some
32:25
Speaker 1: Texas people or some Arizona people. So they haven't had
32:31
Speaker 1: sex since high school, but they've been like having sexy talk.
32:36
Speaker 1: You know, she has a secret, she says, because we
32:40
Speaker 1: all know they must have a secret to get on
32:41
Speaker 1: the show. They must in their application for the show
32:46
Speaker 1: have a part where they write their secrets, just like
32:49
Speaker 1: Post Secret. Remember that Post Secret was this like book
32:56
Speaker 1: slash movement slash website where people had like anonymous confessions
33:02
Speaker 1: and some were like horrible, and some were like funny,
33:05
Speaker 1: and some were like deep, and all of them sort
33:08
Speaker 1: of made you feel like we're not alone in the
33:10
Speaker 1: human existence because we all have like shame in our lives.
33:14
Speaker 1: Any wake up Less. It was fun. While in the car,
33:20
Speaker 1: she's like, he hasn't said anything about the new car,
33:23
Speaker 1: and his ankle monitor starts to go off and he
33:26
Speaker 1: freaks out, so he has to call them. They're not
33:29
Speaker 1: picking up, and he wants to be like, why the
33:30
Speaker 1: fuck is this ankle monitor coming off or going off
33:33
Speaker 1: the alarm? And it turns out that just happens sometimes
33:36
Speaker 1: not a big deal. I don't know why it happens,
33:39
Speaker 1: just like a short. I like to think that they're like, well,
33:42
Speaker 1: you started talking about something that you're not supposed to
33:44
Speaker 1: talk about. That's the horrible thing about like AI and
33:47
Speaker 1: A that stuff. At some point, you know they're gonna
33:50
Speaker 1: be those inkle monitors are just gonna be like listening. Right.
33:54
Speaker 1: If I had an ankle monitor on now in the
33:56
Speaker 1: year of our lower twenty twenty six, I would just
33:58
Speaker 1: assumed that it was also like a fucking Google Echo
34:05
Speaker 1: listening to vice something you can't be like, I'm gonna
34:08
Speaker 1: buck shit up tonight, like the ankle Many is gonna
34:11
Speaker 1: be like, no, you're not. I'm telling your po you know.
34:14
Speaker 1: So they get to the house and you know, he
34:19
Speaker 1: wants to fuck and she's excited about it. But it's
34:21
Speaker 1: a little awkward, right because I don't really know each
34:24
Speaker 1: other and I don't feel their sexual Kim, he's hot
34:32
Speaker 1: and she's mm hm hmm, like he is remarkably good
34:40
Speaker 1: looking and she's a certain thing. But I will give
34:46
Speaker 1: her this. She's somehow not aware of that discrepancy, which
34:53
Speaker 1: I think is fine. I think it's good. He's like
34:57
Speaker 1: I've been reading them sex books were like what sex book.
35:02
Speaker 1: It's like big book of sex, like that one, the
35:03
Speaker 1: Kama Sutra. What I used to read, which is you know,
35:08
Speaker 1: like the Mayflower Madam book just between us girls. There
35:13
Speaker 1: was a time that I was like Queen of going
35:16
Speaker 1: to the Barnes and Noble Sexuality section and like downloading
35:21
Speaker 1: as much information that I could in my downloading, I
35:23
Speaker 1: mean into my brain by reading it because it was
35:25
Speaker 1: like the nineties and I didn't have a mom, and
35:27
Speaker 1: so I had to realize, like how to figure out
35:28
Speaker 1: that shit. And there was no internet, really, I mean
35:31
Speaker 1: there was the minute there wasn't the Internet. I was
35:33
Speaker 1: on it. The minute there wasn't AOL. I was in chatrooms,
35:35
Speaker 1: and the minute you could asl slash whatever into a
35:39
Speaker 1: chat room. I fucking did. I can't tell you oh
35:43
Speaker 1: much weird cyber sex I had. I don't want to
35:49
Speaker 1: tell you I did. I was like so young, but
35:54
Speaker 1: it was fun anyway. I never like masturbated while doing
35:59
Speaker 1: the chats, but I surely would just be talking to
36:02
Speaker 1: I can't imagine how old whoever it was on the
36:05
Speaker 1: other side. I mean well, but I was real bored.
36:10
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, only child. My dad worked
36:13
Speaker 1: as it's come home at like three o'clock and like
36:15
Speaker 1: dial up with the whole noise, you know, all those
36:17
Speaker 1: like barrages of different dial up noises and just be like,
36:20
Speaker 1: let's get into a sex room, you know. I can't.
36:25
Speaker 1: One time, I feel like I was talking to some
36:27
Speaker 1: dude that one time called the house. I gave him
36:30
Speaker 1: the fucking phone number. Isn't that horrible? I never told
36:35
Speaker 1: him like my address, froth like that, But like Chris,
36:38
Speaker 1: I mean Chrissy, I mean t t the fuck Okay,
36:42
Speaker 1: Kirsten and Brady, I'm sorry, he's that a lot of information, sure,
36:48
Speaker 1: but there are people who like, yep, I did it too, Okay.
36:51
Speaker 1: Her kids are jumping on the couch and she's like,
36:54
Speaker 1: no more monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off
37:00
Speaker 1: bumped his head to go to the doctor. We can't.
37:03
Speaker 1: We don't have money for doctors, buddy, So don't fucking
37:05
Speaker 1: jump on the bed, you know. Then Mimi comes over,
37:09
Speaker 1: who's her mom, and helps with a kid. She's like,
37:11
Speaker 1: I'm so happy I got that Mimi for that free
37:13
Speaker 1: child care. Now Mimi is sick of Kirstens shit, absolutely
37:18
Speaker 1: sick of it. We also realize Kirsten's dad is currently
37:21
Speaker 1: in prison for drugs in Colorado. That means, I mean
37:26
Speaker 1: Kirsten has She said she had a type which was
37:29
Speaker 1: men that were rough around the edges, and I realize, girl,
37:31
Speaker 1: you are looking for daddy in all the wrong places.
37:38
Speaker 1: One part of the show that's really hard to like
37:40
Speaker 1: wrap your mind around is like a sort of cycle
37:43
Speaker 1: of like people who can't seem to get out of,
37:47
Speaker 1: you know, the loop, right of like being born into
37:51
Speaker 1: a situation that is unstable and there's addiction involved, and
37:56
Speaker 1: there's time served, and then they either fall into addiction
38:01
Speaker 1: and time served or want to be with people who
38:05
Speaker 1: have been in prison, like literally, Felicia did it, Kirstend
38:09
Speaker 1: Like it's there is a part of watching the show
38:11
Speaker 1: where you're like, boy, that sucks. It sucks for society
38:17
Speaker 1: that you know this habit loop exists. There's so many
38:26
Speaker 1: different habit loops or like loops or like, I don't
38:29
Speaker 1: know why I keep saying loops circles, right, And it
38:34
Speaker 1: just feels like a certain luck of the draw if
38:37
Speaker 1: you get born into one that doesn't have to deal
38:40
Speaker 1: with these things. But even if you quote unquote get
38:44
Speaker 1: born into a family unit that isn't used to drugs
38:49
Speaker 1: in prison through whatever means, you can still experience it.
38:56
Speaker 1: But then whether you just never get popped for it
39:00
Speaker 1: or it never gets that bad, or you have access
39:03
Speaker 1: to more health amenities that like curb those things, the
39:11
Speaker 1: human experience is difficult in so many ways, and in
39:17
Speaker 1: order to sort of move past coping mechanisms and mental
39:27
Speaker 1: health crisises, you desperately need access to people therapy. But
39:38
Speaker 1: even like hopeful pathways to copy and it's like you
39:48
Speaker 1: need a lot of all those things if no one
39:53
Speaker 1: around you can show you a different way and not
39:57
Speaker 1: just one person many and you don't have the access
40:01
Speaker 1: to therapy to sort of change your perceptions and your
40:05
Speaker 1: perspectives and have like an empathetic ear to talk to,
40:13
Speaker 1: Like how do you and then also how do you
40:17
Speaker 1: educate yourself in such a situation to arm yourself to
40:22
Speaker 1: get out and then live like fruitfully out of that,
40:27
Speaker 1: Because in a lot of situations, unless you fully escape
40:32
Speaker 1: a town and then go no contact with many different
40:35
Speaker 1: people that you grew up with, I mean, it's incredibly difficult.
40:43
Speaker 1: The thought of having to like go no contact with
40:46
Speaker 1: family members is really hard. But if the people that
40:53
Speaker 1: raised you, or your brothers and sisters or whatnot, your parents,
40:56
Speaker 1: your brothers and sisters have like mental issues where you
41:02
Speaker 1: cannot prosper in their presence, it is it seems crazy
41:12
Speaker 1: selfish to be like, well, I'm gonna let you go,
41:17
Speaker 1: fallen soldier. I'm just gonna move on, you know, like
41:21
Speaker 1: I can't let you drag me down, and or because
41:25
Speaker 1: of our relationship, I know I won't do well around
41:31
Speaker 1: you like you throw me for a loop. I want
41:34
Speaker 1: to keep saying loop, Like you perpetrate a certain cycle
41:39
Speaker 1: in me that inhibits me from being my best. So
41:43
Speaker 1: my choice is me or you, and I'm gonna pick
41:46
Speaker 1: me lovingly, willfully, happily. That's fucking hard. We put a
41:55
Speaker 1: lot of obligation on ourselves, and it's hard, you know,
42:00
Speaker 1: us to not judge other people for making decisions that
42:04
Speaker 1: we don't feel like it's best for them, even if
42:06
Speaker 1: they think it's best for them. So holding space for
42:09
Speaker 1: all of it. Okay, So she's Hesten's talking to Mimi,
42:14
Speaker 1: and you know, she's like throwing down a Mimi how
42:17
Speaker 1: much she is spending in order to pick up Brady
42:21
Speaker 1: because she has to drive to go pick them up
42:23
Speaker 1: and she has to have a car and gas for
42:25
Speaker 1: that and they have to say at a hotel, and
42:27
Speaker 1: it's like one thousand dollars. What she says is her savings,
42:31
Speaker 1: and she has two kids. So we're like, don't spend it.
42:37
Speaker 1: One thousand dollars. Isn't your savings? One thousand dollars is
42:45
Speaker 1: like just forget you even have that money, because like,
42:50
Speaker 1: savings to me is like just the like comfortable space
42:57
Speaker 1: in between absolute poverty and like your life like savings.
43:03
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, how do I say this? One thousand dollars
43:07
Speaker 1: isn't an adequate amount of savings, Like, I wouldn't call
43:11
Speaker 1: it savings. You're on your way to having a little savings,
43:15
Speaker 1: but it's like, don't even think of it as like
43:19
Speaker 1: money you're saving. I would consider it your money. You
43:23
Speaker 1: cannot spend ever, savings almost yeah, means that you are
43:28
Speaker 1: saving it for something. But like savings to me, has
43:33
Speaker 1: to happen after your blanket life cushion, because you can't
43:39
Speaker 1: be at zero in your checking account, so you have
43:42
Speaker 1: to have something in the other account that keeps you
43:45
Speaker 1: from that zero. What is happening? It's like a lot
43:52
Speaker 1: of like doors being slammed in my apartment building. I
43:55
Speaker 1: don't know. Okay, so her mom thinks it's a horrible idea,
44:01
Speaker 1: just like us. She's like, Mom, it's not a horrible idea.
44:06
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna bring Brady, who's a convicted felon, to
44:09
Speaker 1: come live at my house with my kids. I mean,
44:12
Speaker 1: do you really think i'd bring someone home that's like
44:15
Speaker 1: bad to be around my kids, that yes, lived in
44:18
Speaker 1: the trap house when I was pregnant with my kids,
44:20
Speaker 1: that I went to go meet and he was having
44:22
Speaker 1: people come in and out and they were stealing things
44:24
Speaker 1: from my husband. Isn't that bad? Mom? And Mimi's like,
44:28
Speaker 1: I can't imagine what Mimi has seen. Mimi knows she
44:31
Speaker 1: can't fucking say shit to her daughter. She's tried. Mimi's like,
44:35
Speaker 1: if I say shit to my daughter, we'll people to
44:36
Speaker 1: see my grandkids. So here's the other thing which is maddening. He,
44:47
Speaker 1: while in prison, has promised her a soft life, which
44:53
Speaker 1: I mean, no, he's he's had a hard life. He
44:56
Speaker 1: only knows a hard life. Historically. Hard life is what
45:00
Speaker 1: he can muster up. And she's like, and I just
45:03
Speaker 1: really want that because it's hard to do it all
45:05
Speaker 1: by myself. It seems like this whole town that she's
45:12
Speaker 1: in is not a great town. She has like the
45:14
Speaker 1: fuck out of this town. I know her ex los there,
45:16
Speaker 1: but like the fact that she's best friends with Brady's X,
45:20
Speaker 1: all these women and all these people just seem to
45:22
Speaker 1: like float around from fella and the fella. There's no
45:24
Speaker 1: good matches here, Honey, go somewhere else. Get on bumble.
45:27
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. It's not here. She
45:31
Speaker 1: says that she helps people in her own homes kind
45:34
Speaker 1: of like a nurse kind of thing, but like maybe
45:36
Speaker 1: like not so much. A nurse mayd be like a
45:37
Speaker 1: home health practitioner. You know, I can't believe I said
45:39
Speaker 1: the word I'm happy and I thought of it in
45:41
Speaker 1: real time. And she also makes money bartending, which you know,
45:46
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a lot of great people in that bar,
45:49
Speaker 1: or she's eating a lot of great folks. She says
45:54
Speaker 1: that she's already spent twenty five hundred and three thousand
45:56
Speaker 1: dollars on him, which sounds which is crazy because she
45:59
Speaker 1: only has a thousand savings and she has two kids.
46:03
Speaker 1: She has to start spending. She has to. Yeah, it's
46:05
Speaker 1: like if you have two kids, you don't have a
46:07
Speaker 1: thousand dollars in savings, you have like just a moment
46:14
Speaker 1: of breath to feed your two kids. Like two kids
46:18
Speaker 1: are a thousand dollars away at any time from like
46:21
Speaker 1: you being broke. I mean, god, bless, I can't imagine. Meanwhile,
46:27
Speaker 1: we realize, like why does she think all these things?
46:29
Speaker 1: Like why does she think that he's going to be
46:31
Speaker 1: able to take care of her? And we jump to
46:32
Speaker 1: him he's in prison. He's like, well, we're gonna have
46:35
Speaker 1: a lavish wedding when we get married and we're gonna
46:37
Speaker 1: go on a honeymoon on a cruise, and we're like,
46:39
Speaker 1: this is jail talk. I mean yeah, unless he's out
46:43
Speaker 1: and thinking that needs to go right back to sell
46:44
Speaker 1: on drugs and that's how he's gonna get money, which
46:47
Speaker 1: then why the fuck are you having like a drug
46:49
Speaker 1: dealer in your house. It just it's horrible. So he
46:54
Speaker 1: tells her in a phone call that he needs to
46:56
Speaker 1: be at the Halfway House by four instead of six thirty,
47:00
Speaker 1: and it pisses her the fuck off because she has
47:04
Speaker 1: like a nine hour drive from picking him up to
47:07
Speaker 1: the Halfway House, and like she knows math, even though
47:10
Speaker 1: she gave up a thousand dollars and she wants to
47:13
Speaker 1: figure in that time to bone and the motel that
47:15
Speaker 1: she's gonna buy. And we're all like, surely there is
47:22
Speaker 1: some other hot person in this town that has like
47:24
Speaker 1: a dollar to his name that you can just fuck.
47:27
Speaker 1: No one comes to this bar with like a dollar
47:29
Speaker 1: in their pocket. Kirsten, Okay, Carrington and ze So Carrington
47:37
Speaker 1: has literally been made the laughing stock of Xavier Zey's sisters.
47:43
Speaker 1: They hate her, They hate that bitch They do not
47:48
Speaker 1: like her. They think that she is goofy as fuck.
47:54
Speaker 1: And meanwhile, Xavier is hot. So the sisters, as we know,
48:00
Speaker 1: are the middle men women to Carrington and Zay talking.
48:06
Speaker 1: So when they talk, it's because Xavier is called the sisters,
48:10
Speaker 1: and the sisters have done him the you know, the
48:14
Speaker 1: done them a favor by three way calling Carrington, and
48:17
Speaker 1: Carrington is so dumb that Carrington like will just say
48:20
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck on those phone calls, as if the
48:22
Speaker 1: sisters aren't on mute laughing at her, which is what
48:25
Speaker 1: they're doing, so they know all of her business and she, yeah,
48:29
Speaker 1: just sounds daft about it. So McKenna is quote unquote
48:37
Speaker 1: as she calls herself Zay's lover for life. She's known
48:41
Speaker 1: him since before he went to prison. And you know,
48:44
Speaker 1: she's waiting for her man to come out. And the
48:46
Speaker 1: sisters love McKenna. They hold her down. They're like, we
48:50
Speaker 1: love her, we miss her. She has proven her loyalty.
48:56
Speaker 1: And McKenna knows about Carrington. Does Karing can know about
49:00
Speaker 1: my Kenna? No, I mean she does know about her,
49:03
Speaker 1: but she doesn't think they're like dating, and the sisters
49:06
Speaker 1: are like this. Carrington is so dumb girl. She like
49:11
Speaker 1: believes everything that Xavior says. She doesn't even know jail
49:14
Speaker 1: talk exists, and at one point she said that she
49:19
Speaker 1: wanted to rub on his head. The Kinna's like, Aha,
49:25
Speaker 1: what a dumb bitch. You know, it's like God, bless now.
49:29
Speaker 1: The Kinda's like, he's just really pulling a fast wan
49:34
Speaker 1: on her. But let me tell you about the real deal. Us,
49:38
Speaker 1: I'm going to get wifey status. In fact, I have
49:41
Speaker 1: this tattoo. When she shows the sisters the tattoo and
49:44
Speaker 1: they're all like, oh my god, and she's like, yeah,
49:48
Speaker 1: we're going to be together when Zay gets released. We're like, what,
49:52
Speaker 1: girl would you say we're going to get together when
49:55
Speaker 1: Zay is released? She has a lisp. Hardcore. It's one
50:01
Speaker 1: week till he's out, he says. And you know, Carrington
50:04
Speaker 1: has a calendar cutting counting it down and she's putting
50:08
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50:10
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50:15
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50:21
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