Latest / Early Edition with Ryan Bridge / Best of 2024: Ryan Bridge - Thank you to David Seymour and Big Pharma
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- 0:00Speaker 1: I've got an amazing wonder drug to tell you about
- 0:03Speaker 1: New Zealand and it saved me. In the last couple
- 0:05Speaker 1: of weeks. People are talking about it from top of
- 0:09Speaker 1: the country to the bottom. And it's not ozempic. No,
- 0:13Speaker 1: I'm not taking ozempic, though I wouldn't mind trying it.
- 0:16Speaker 1: I think a lot of people are curious anyway. David
- 0:19Speaker 1: Seymour made this drug a priority. Yes, I'm talking about pseudoephaedrin.
- 0:23Speaker 1: I felt sick, I took it, the symptoms disappeared. I
- 0:27Speaker 1: had a wedding recently. People said they wouldn't have come
- 0:30Speaker 1: without it. What must it be doing for our productivity
- 0:34Speaker 1: as well? Fewer sick days. I spoke to a friend
- 0:37Speaker 1: of mine who's a mum. She's got young kids, and
- 0:39Speaker 1: you send your kid to day care, they get all
- 0:41Speaker 1: the bugs under the sun. They bring the germs home,
- 0:44Speaker 1: The kids are gross and they pass it on to
- 0:46Speaker 1: mum and dad. Mum and dad go down like flies,
- 0:49Speaker 1: they take time off work, etc. Etc. And then bam,
- 0:53Speaker 1: pop the miracle drug. Pseudo mums and pseudo dads. So
- 0:57Speaker 1: they are absolutely over the moon about this. It's the
- 1:00Speaker 1: drug we never well, we forgot, we needed, isn't it.
- 1:04Speaker 1: I said to my friend, what about the methadicts, because
- 1:06Speaker 1: that's the argument. You know, the methadics will get it,
- 1:08Speaker 1: and then they'll cook it up, and you know it
- 1:11Speaker 1: could be stolen. It's the precursor to p And she said,
- 1:14Speaker 1: I don't care. She said, I don't care. They'll find
- 1:18Speaker 1: it anyway, and I just need to get through my
- 1:20Speaker 1: work week and get the kids to school. So thank
- 1:23Speaker 1: you David Seymour for pseudo effortrin and thank you to
- 1:27Speaker 1: Big Farmer. Really really underrated Big Farmer. A lot of
- 1:30Speaker 1: people give it a hard time. It's like it's like
- 1:32Speaker 1: big oil, you know, just sometimes they do good things.
- 1:37Speaker 1: So cheers to Pfizer or whoever it is. It makes
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