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MOMMY AND DADDY ROLEPLAY "WHO IS YOUR DADDY?" · CALL ME MISTRESS

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  Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's
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  Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia,
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  and I've got in my corner the Barbie.
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  Hello. You know Barbie.
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  The hat. Four times Barbie and I both
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  fucked up the Sandro. She called me party.
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  We've been talking for two hours and haven't giggled once, and
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  the second we start recording it's like we just can't stop.
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  Oh. My God.
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  Save the giggles today, Sorry. We're about some crazy fucking
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  shit tonight. We are.
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  We're debriefing. We're debriefing from the party.
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  Yeah, we were talking about scenes, we're talking about
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  people, we're talking about shit that annoyed us.
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  All the above. And it's like.
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  Anytime I come over here to like film I bring like an hours worth
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  of like gossip I found. Throughout the week so.
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  Not even gossip, I'm just telling her about my week.
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  The reason why I called you Barney.
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  Because I look like a purple dinosaur.
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  Total. But no, my friend, we had a long
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  trip yesterday to Auburn and she throws all these names at me.
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  It's a Southern thing. And I'm like, you realize that
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  all these people you're talking about, I don't have any clue who
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  the fuck they are. I.
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  Do that to you a lot, yes. It's a Southern thing.
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  And so she kept telling me about Bernie, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie.
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  I'm like, hold on, are we talking about black Bernie or
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  white Bernie? Because there's two different
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  guys. I'm like, who are we talking
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  about? And then she throws in a Barney.
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  I was like, who the fuck is Barney?
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  Me, apparently. So I'm like Jesus.
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  So anyway, that's where I'm at with this.
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  All right, so Barbie and I are going to talk about Mommy Doms
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  and. Daddies.
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  Fuck. Jesus, Lord.
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  OK, so yeah, I told Charles the other day.
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  I said go ahead and call me. Yeah, he likes calling me Daddy,
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  Mia, I said. Yeah, you call me dad and mute.
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  My friends in high school used to call me Daddy.
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  I think it's just 'cause I got things done.
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  I bet. Now they all call me Mommy.
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  It's the same thing. Oh, I was going to say, were you
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  slinging that Dick in high school?
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  No, I'm a prude. You know they called me the
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  Virgin Mary. Really.
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  Yeah, in school, because I always wanted them to do the
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  right thing. Yeah, no one believed me when I
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  said I was a virgin in high school.
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  And then everyone thought. Everyone.
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  I thought I was genuinely lying, I said.
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  I'm in the same theater class as all of you.
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  Who am I fucking? Oh my God, there's.
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  Just no way. And I'm like, well, I mean,
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  it's, it's like a compliment. And it's also like, why would I
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  lie about that? So, Bari, have you ever been in
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  bed though? Did you ever, when you finally
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  lost your virginity, did you call anybody daddy at any point
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  during that? No, I did not.
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  You did. Not I called him step bro once
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  just to piss him off. I waited till he was really
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  close to call him that. And then he like it was it was
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  really funny because like you're having sex and this wasn't when
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  I lost everybody. This is somewhere else.
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  But he I called him step bro just to piss him off and he was
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  like, I'm so mad because I was so close to coming and it and it
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  felt good. But I knew it wasn't because you
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  called me that, but it felt like it was.
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  It was psychological warfare. That is psychological.
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  Well, you know, people and articles that we've always read,
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  it's always like, oh, there's no affiliation from, you know,
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  calling a guy daddy in bed that's associated to your own
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  father. Yeah, they say that.
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  But then with mommy, it's like directly linked.
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  It's weird. I don't know.
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  I will say nowadays because mommy gets thrown out a lot,
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  it's starting to turn into daddy where it's like, it's not
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  necessarily mean like your mother, you know, it just kind
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  of means like sexy lady. OK, that's.
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  How I can refer to mommy a lot? Yeah, see, I'm with you on that
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  because we are in Hispanic society in Florida a lot, you
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  know? Yeah.
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  And I grew up with a lot of Hispanic people in my family and
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  around other friends and that kind of thing.
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  And they'd be like, oh, I mommy, you know.
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  The only one that I hear that is like connected to like a mother
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  is when they call you Mama. Yeah, Mama's the only one that's
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  not been like, like mother is kind of just like a compliment
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  sometimes. But like mommy, like MOMMY or
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  MAMMI or whatever. That's like the sexy 1 I guess.
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  OK, I don't know. OK my friends have been calling
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  me mommy a lot and I feel like they're going to like give me a
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  mommy kink and I'm trying to fight it.
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  I get called mommy or mom mother all the time and it's just it's
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  starting to grate on. Me.
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  Oh my gosh. Well, you know, the being called
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  Mama, it's like I I just associate that to hey, big Mama,
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  you know, it's like the fuck odd stuff.
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  Big Mama Morton. Yeah, it's not.
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  To me, that's not sexy. Yeah, I did sing When You're
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  Good to Mama at a karaoke night we had and they called me Mama.
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  Oh. My bad.
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  Oh did I gave a good performance.
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  I love burlesque. I bet I love that song.
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  It's true. But you know, I still think that
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  calling a dude daddy in bed still, I think you got some
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  daddy issues. I just saying I don't.
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  Want to give them that power? And there's you're.
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  Not my dad. You have.
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  A good I actually don't have daddy issues.
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  That's probably my issue with it.
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  Because you have a good dad you have a good connection with.
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  It I know I've never had a guy ask, but I have talked to guys
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  who are like into being called daddy.
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  I much prefer Sir if we're going to do that, like if I'm going to
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  call you anything besides bitch, it's going to be something
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  normal. OK, not that daddy isn't normal,
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  but I'm just. I'm a hater so.
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  You're going to be like, yes, Sir.
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  Yes, Sir, I love it. That's great, said yes ma'am.
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  Wants to a guy just to be funny. He didn't like it.
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  So what do you think about the whole concept of the daddy
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  daughter roles in, you know, in age play?
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  I might be biased because I have a good father because the idea
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  of pretending someone's my dad and then fucking him is not cute
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  to me. To me, I'm not the biggest fan
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  of age play. It depends.
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  Age play where it's like maybe an adult baby and they like
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  getting red too. Like that's that's easier for me
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  to digest. But the age play where it's
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  directly oriented around like daddy Dom fucking little girl
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  like that, That's where I'm like, I don't know about that
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  one. He checked his hard drives like
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  it's just like you're into diapers or you just want to be
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  like held and read to like that's like different.
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  It's not about the sex, but it's like Daddy Dom little girl is
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  always about the sex and it's never not just about fucking.
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  And that's where I'm a little bit like, if y'all, if y'all
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  don't like my opinions, I'm sorry.
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  Well, I think a factor of it is, like you said, I think the fact
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  that you have a great dad and you have a great dad
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  relationship. And I also think it's because to
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  you, you're so young, that is true, that you really haven't
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  had a lot of experience. As I think women that start
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  getting into their 30s, I think it kind of starts to resonate.
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  I'm getting older and I think it's more or less like they feel
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  younger. True, you know, in that sense of
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  role play. 'Cause, like, I have friends
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  that are like, much smaller than me and, like, stature, like,
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  they're shorter or skinnier. Yeah.
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  And they don't like it because they feel like when they dress
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  up like that, they look like children.
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  But it's because we're so young. Like, my friend that came to the
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  dungeon once, She's like 5 foot tall.
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  Nothing. She's big eyes.
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  She's gorgeous. Yeah, but she purposely stopped
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  wearing like pig tails because she used to wear them a lot.
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  But like she felt like men started being so creepy to her
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  like when we went out because she when she dresses up like
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  cute and like a little frilly dress she looks like.
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  A kid. She looks like Punky Brewster,
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  but pretty, you know? Really pretty she like so I
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  understand. I think maybe that's why my
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  perspective is because like rabbit if rabbit dressed up as a
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  little like a little girl. Look like a little.
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  Girl like a real 1. So I think that's where like for
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  me, like, like I'm more well endowed, like I'm voluptuous.
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  So for me, if I put on a little Tutu, I'm gonna just look like a
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  big bitch in a Tutu. But I, I think I would, you
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  know, if, but I think maybe that's why, because I'm like,
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  it's just, it's just weird. But I don't know.
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  I think cuz me and my friends feel that way about it, that I'm
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  just like, I don't know about it.
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  But I'm sure like once I get used to it it's it'll be fine.
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  Yeah, I like I said, I think that once you hit about 35,
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  yeah, I'll. View it different.
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  You I think you'll view it differently because.
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  I was a little girl not too long ago.
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  Exactly. Exactly, You know, because I I
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  played recently with someone in the dungeon I saw.
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  Your Winnie the Pooh book. Yeah, I took a Winnie the Pooh
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  book and I took my childhood little school chair down there,
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  and I made him sit in that while I fed him applesauce.
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  See, that's like, I don't know why that's easier for me to
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  digest than daddy dumb little girl.
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  Yeah, you know, like I said, because you're a woman, you
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  know, And again, no, no daddy issues.
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  But you know, for this guy, it was.
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  It's so sweet, it's so endearing.
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  He's so fucking adorable. I.
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  Don't mind the sweet, the sweet stuff.
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  Yeah. It's just when it's like a
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  little too sexual, I'm like, So what are we really after here?
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  What is? What is the goal here with this?
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  Well, what's really cute is I'll put the massager down his diaper
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  because he brings his own massager with his little rubber
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  pants and his cute little bib and his.
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  Is this the one I met the young 1?
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  Yes. He's fucking adorable and so
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  when? This was really sweet to me.
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  Yes and see and he likes you, you know and so when this was
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  happening, I would say things like oh is your little wee wee
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  getting hard you? Said you, You lost me.
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  I was with you and then you lost me.
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  It's not even a judgement thing. I think it's it's a personal
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  taste thing. But I'm sure the more I get used
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  to being a pro Dom, the more my personal taste won't interfere
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  with like the clients like I take because like, you know,
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  when I play in the dungeon, like, you know, not everything I
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  do is like exactly what I like or like what I would do.
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  But like sometimes when stuff is like too out of my taste, it's
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  hard for me to like do it. Yeah, get in that role.
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  But it's like cuz I just don't have the experience doing it.
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  I haven't been exposed to it enough.
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  Cuz you're in your 20s. It's easy to latch on to things
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  that are, like, adjacent to what you already like.
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  Yeah. And you're just like, OK, I
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  wouldn't do it like that. But like sometimes like the
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  really abstract ones, like, you know, sometimes like with, you
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  know, adult babies beads or like the Daddy Donnelly or the heavy
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  role play, Sometimes it's hard for me just because I'm not a
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  big talker when I do, you know, play sessions.
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  You've seen me. I'm very sensual.
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  I'm very quiet when I do it. It's almost like.
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  Methodical. It's very.
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  Methodical and so I struggle with the.
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  I struggle with degradation a little bit too.
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  Yeah. I don't know, I'm just not the
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  best of. It.
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  Well, I'm sure I'll be fine today.
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  I just don't, I don't like talking that much.
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  So sometimes when things require like a dialogue, I get, I shy
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  away from it and I feel like adult baby like does require a
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  dialogue. You know, 'cause you're reading,
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  you're talking, you're babying them.
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  And I'm just, I don't know, I'm still learning.
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  Yeah, You know, like I said, when I was in my 20s, I didn't
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  do age players. I really didn't.
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  And it's not because, again, it's not because I didn't want
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  to. I didn't have the experience,
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  you know. Also, am I old enough to be a
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  mommy an age play? No.
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  Barbie's like I'm such a baby myself.
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  I know, I'm just a little girl. Yeah, Daddy, I mean Mommy, I
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  mean. I mean, I mean we did have a guy
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  come to the dungeon once to play and the Dom he usually sees
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  wasn't there, but I. Was there?
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  And Mia was like, oh, go meet him and see if he'll like, want
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  to play with you or whatever. And I met him and he was really
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  kind. But he was like, yeah, I'm
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  sorry, you're just not old enough.
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  He was the guy who likes women that are at least.
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  Like 35 and older. And me was like, tell him you're
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  28. And I said OK, I I don't think
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  you believe me. And it doesn't help that I do my
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  makeup so doe eyed either. Yes, yes, you look like.
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  Such a child. I don't look like a child.
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  I look like a grown woman. I look like a sweet grown woman,
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  though. A beautiful, delicate grown
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  woman. No, but he was like, no, I just,
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  I'm not going to get into it. But he was the guy who wanted
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  someone older than 60, wasn't he?
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  Or is that a different? Guy, I think that's a different
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  guy. See, that guy I think you're
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  talking about, I think he's like 4546 and he wants somebody.
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  Age or older is what you told me, yeah.
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  Which that's fine with me. Yeah, well, you know, and it
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  makes you realize, well, you know what?
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  He's not one of those arrogant shits you want, you know, a girl
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  that's 22 years old, you know? Well, the only scene that I've
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  ever, I mean, as far as I know that a guy was specifically
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  wanted someone younger and they verbalized it was the role play
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  scene I did with Ruby where we were college age girls and we
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  like kidnapped him in the dungeon.
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  He did. I struggled with it because I
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  did, I, I was running out of things to say.
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  I'm like, I've never been to college.
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  What do college kids do? I'm sitting, I'm like, we're
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  we're hitting him and I'm like, this is so stupid.
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  We have biology in the morning he loved.
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  That he did it was great it. Was a very fun scene in the end,
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  but like I was so stressed the whole time so I was like, I
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  don't know what to say. I never talked.
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  You all did great though, you and Ruby fed off one another he
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  loved. It fun doing a scene together
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  that that. Was fun in general.
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  She really is. I need to do a scene with her
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  some some time. Again, it's just.
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  Well, here's the thing with Ruby.
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  She's got her schedule. It's Mistress.
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  Yeah. rubyred.com. Yeah.
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  And she has her schedule on there.
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  She's travelling right now, She's in Dallas and she's also,
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  she's all. Over right?
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  Now she's all over. She's going to DC.
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  Like that one day. Guys.
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  And she's going to New York City?
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  Yeah. If you're in New York City and
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  you want me to come hit you, hit me up.
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  Right. France.
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  Yeah, I think, yeah, she's going to DC, She's going, yeah, she's
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  going to a couple different places along the East Coast.
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  I hopefully I'll get there one day, you know, build up my
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  clientele. Do that 100.
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  Percent. I'm still getting getting to
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  know everybody. Yeah, I mean, I've.
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  Had a few repeat people come wanting to play with me again.
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  So very much which. Is always a good side that
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  didn't scare them off the first time.
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  You know, when you start developing a rapport with
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  someone, it's just really essential that you know what
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  they like and you let them know that you know this is OK.
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  Yeah. I do good with people that have
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  never done it before. Yeah.
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  I'm a very good intro Tom because I'm not very scary.
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  I'm very, I'm very sweet. And then also I don't hit very
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  hard. So I'm I'm a good, I'm a good
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  like vibe check. You can tell if you want to get
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  hit harder or if it's too much because it's like, I've done
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  scenes with new people where they're calling red or like
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  yellow with me and I'm like, Oh, you can't see anybody else here.
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  Yeah, no. Shit I am the lightest in the
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  room. Imagine like wanting to go see
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  Ruby but they can't even take what I'm dishing.
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  Did you see when I was giving Storm and he does not care that
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  I use his name, but did you see how his whip in his ass I.
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  Would have known that was a real name.
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  I yeah, it's. Cool last name so.
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  I know I call him a little stormy.
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  He's so sweet. But anyway, did you see how I
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  was beating him? I was hitting myself with the
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  flogger did See, I love that shit.
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  I'm like, yeah, I said, hey, I said I'm hitting myself with the
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  flogger. So, you know, I'm feeling this
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  pain too, you know, sometimes. See.
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  It's fun. I swing back.
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  Sometimes I'll let it hit me in the back right.
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  It's always fun. Sometimes, like if I'm using the
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  pinwheel, I'll roll it up myself a little bit just to keep.
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  The view it. But I like scratching.
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  People, I know you do. So is there a possibility at
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  some point you're going to be doing a mommy roll?
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  You know what? It's going to come sooner than
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  expected. I think so.
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  The issue is, is I've never been called a mommy sexually, but
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  it's happened so much platonically that I'm sure that
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  once it does happen sexually, it's, it's going to be fine, you
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  know? But I also think the context of
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  mommy is a little different nowadays.
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  Yeah, well, you know, we could do this scene with the baby and
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  I could be Mommy Mia and you could be Auntie Barbie.
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  True. I wouldn't mind, like, shadowing
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  a scene like that just to touch into it.
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  Yeah. You know, I'm trying to
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  experiment more, especially because I have such a busy
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  schedule. Like, I really wanted, like, be
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  in the dungeon more and learning more.
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  But it's hard, like when you're doing like 15 other things, you
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  know? Oh, I've got something perfect.
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  What do you got I'm. Scared.
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  No. We could do the scene with the
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  baby, right? And we have puppets and I have a
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  cute little puppet I've had since I was a girl, little girl,
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  little puppets and then little puppets.
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  And then you could take and tickle him with the little
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  puppets. That was fun.
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  Yeah, it'd be fun. I.
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  Like how we were coming into this podcast to talk about daddy
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  kink and we've talked about babies.
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  We're like, OK, fuck daddy. We're talking about babies.
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  Don't Babies are so cute. I love it.
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  We dislike Daddy Don King so much.
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  We just decided not to talk about it after we decided.
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  That's the theme. OK so we're going to go back to
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  this but I will say how many dudes have we met in this
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  fucking kink lifestyle that their daddies and their fucking
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  douche bags? So it's like so many.
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  So many, it's like. I don't know if it's the first
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  word they learn in the kink world, but they're like also, I
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  don't know. I don't know how much I like
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  when guys are just super into being called daddy.
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  Because if it's a power thing, like where a guy wants to feel
• 19:41
  powerful, there's plenty of things you can say to a Dom
• 19:45
  that's not daddy per SE. I don't like calling anybody
• 19:49
  daddy, but that's just 'cause I have a father.
• 19:51
  Not saying that if you don't have a father, you can't call
• 19:53
  someone daddy. You would get it.
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  Yeah. But not everybody is going to be
• 19:57
  offended by that. Sorry I don't know people be
• 20:00
  offended by a lot of stuff we do but.
• 20:04
  You can't make everybody happy. No, but like I probably wouldn't
• 20:08
  call a guy master either, but I'm not a big like even when I
• 20:12
  do quote UN quote sub, I'm more very much Princess than
• 20:17
  anything. So I'm not.
• 20:19
  I don't think I'm ever what. You you said something about
• 20:22
  being a pillow Princess that you were OK.
• 20:24
  With that, not all the time, but sometimes you just want to get
• 20:27
  fucked and you don't want to do acrobatics.
• 20:29
  That's all I'm saying. Oh, OK.
• 20:32
  All right, I'm not. A pillow Princess.
• 20:34
  But sometimes I'm like, damn, I just, I'm here for one thing
• 20:38
  right now and I'm doing everything else but getting that
• 20:41
  and I'm mad about it. Stop asking me to ride.
• 20:45
  I'm a big bitch. I don't want to get up there.
• 20:48
  My knees don't do that. Wow.
• 20:50
  I can ride you for about 35 seconds and then I'm going to
• 20:53
  need to lay down. That's all I got in me.
• 20:58
  I'm not playing this fucking game with guys.
• 21:02
  Oh, that's funny shit. I can ride for long, I just
• 21:06
  don't want to. You got to fuck like a porn
• 21:08
  star, Barbie. No, I don't.
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  You're fucking a good Christian woman through a sheet.
• 21:16
  I say that knowing good and damn well I'm the culprit from the
• 21:18
  party. Telling you?
• 21:19
  Oh. Yeah, in the last podcast, I
• 21:21
  didn't say my name. I'm the one who broke the air
• 21:23
  mattress. Sorry guys.
• 21:25
  See. See.
• 21:28
  My bad, I already apologized to Mia.
• 21:31
  Charles did make fun of me though.
• 21:33
  And I said beds are meant to be broken.
• 21:35
  I. Did break it.
• 21:37
  You know that somebody else broke a bed outside.
• 21:39
  I heard the podcast when you're talking about how it was a bunch
• 21:43
  of people on there and it popped.
• 21:44
  Yeah, yeah. There was a husband and wife and
• 21:49
  the wife was getting finger banged by somebody else and the
• 21:52
  husband basically like fell backwards and he's just like,
• 21:56
  get your nut already. Get your nut.
• 21:59
  That's really funny. Oh, it's fucking hilarious.
• 22:01
  And it took two guys like pulling back up and they're
• 22:04
  pulling out his legs to get them, you know, 'cause he fell
• 22:07
  back and was like hitting his head.
• 22:09
  We broke. We broke it.
• 22:11
  It wasn't that interesting. I was wearing really big fetish
• 22:13
  heels and the fetish heel went through the bed.
• 22:16
  It happens. It happens.
• 22:17
  When you wear 8 inch heels, sometimes the 8 inch heel goes
• 22:20
  through the bed. That's it.
• 22:23
  Such is life. All right, so Daddy, mommy,
• 22:29
  whatever, we're going to call each other Daddy, Barbie, Daddy.
• 22:34
  Barbie is really Daddy Mia and Mommy Barbie.
• 22:40
  OK, you you got to wear a really fake mustache in your daddy,
• 22:43
  Mia. Yeah, can I lick my mustache?
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  So if you see me in public and call me mommy, it might work on
• 22:50
  me guys. Let's end it there, you weirdos.
• 22:56
  Yeah, y'all are the weirdos, not me.
• 22:58
  If you like the podcast, feel feel free to like it, rate US
• 23:01
  five stars and leave a good review and help support us so we
• 23:05
  can keep making these stupid little episodes.
• 23:09
  Apple podcast, Yeah, that would be super or.
• 23:12
  Podcast is aired on I should know.
• 23:14
  It's it's aired on 12 platforms. We could be on Caleb for all I
• 23:19
  know. Yeah, you just don't know.
• 23:20
  We're on iHeartRadio, Spotify. Times Square.
• 23:27
  Several Barbies, several All right bitches.
• 23:32
  And until then, may all your fantasies become.
• 23:35
  Realities.