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Show #322 Ball, Bats, and Buses · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you That's why is a founding member of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to b F y tw episode three,
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  Speaker 2: twenty two. I am your host pants Sarin. Yeah, we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna play some silly games. If this sounds a little
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  Speaker 2: bit different, then don't be surprised.
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  Speaker 3: It is a little different. It is a surprised It
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  Speaker 3: is a little different.
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  Speaker 2: A bunch of stuff happened all at once, Like we
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  Speaker 2: got a big rainstone and Augie got called into work,
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  Speaker 2: barely made it home in time, so a lot of
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  Speaker 2: stuff just kind of happened at once. So we're doing
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  Speaker 2: this show remote, so it's gonna be over zoomed, So
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  Speaker 2: if it sounds a little bit different, we apologize, but
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  Speaker 2: we'll get back to in the studio next week. We've
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  Speaker 2: also got a special surprise plan for tomorrow, actually for recording,
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  Speaker 2: so we'll see how that goes. You're really looking forward
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  Speaker 2: to that.
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  Speaker 4: We're not telling you.
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  Speaker 3: We're not telling you in the mean we're not telling
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  Speaker 3: me either.
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  Speaker 2: In the mean. Well, let's get to this game. We're
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  Speaker 2: gonna play three silly games, as we always do. It's
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  Speaker 2: a panel show inspired podcast, and we say we play
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  Speaker 2: panel show inspired games and just have a great time,
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  Speaker 2: which we're gonna do again, and I will introduce our
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  Speaker 2: competitors first. He's a gamer and a storyteller, and he
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  Speaker 2: used to be my youngest friend. Now he's one of
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  Speaker 2: my best it's Augie.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, no theme, storyteller.
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  Speaker 2: It's the same thing. Really, it repeats the same thing,
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  Speaker 2: so Augie. Because we could all use it right now,
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  Speaker 2: I think generally the world could use it. What is
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  Speaker 2: something that brings you joy?
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  Speaker 5: I mean video games obviously, Like it's an escape from
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  Speaker 5: I mean it is what it is.
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  Speaker 3: It is escape from reality.
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  Speaker 5: It is a you are interacting with essentially a novel
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  Speaker 5: or a book, and instead of it reading out in
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  Speaker 5: text in front of you, it's being played out in
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  Speaker 5: front of you or and you're interacting with it and
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  Speaker 5: you're you're picking and choosing what happens or following a
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  Speaker 5: linear path or anything like that.
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  Speaker 3: And it's a very good escapism, very good escapism. It's
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  Speaker 3: a good way.
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  Speaker 5: I use it all the time, honestly, Like if I
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  Speaker 5: have a shitty ass day, I'm on a video game,
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  Speaker 5: I'm putting my heart and soul into it, no matter
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  Speaker 5: what it is, because I'm getting it all out and
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  Speaker 5: no one's getting.
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  Speaker 3: Hurt except for the little digital Dude's that in a
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  Speaker 3: fantasy game.
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  Speaker 2: Fair enough, fair enough? Agreed? Agreed, Yeah, and again, let's
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  Speaker 2: go over to his his opponent. He is a veteran
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  Speaker 2: and a podcaster, and the technically that makes him a
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  Speaker 2: veteran podcaster. It's Stevie, y'all.
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  Speaker 4: What's up, brothers, It's Steve.
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  Speaker 2: It's Stevie. What a weird asshole? Brother man? Same question?
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  Speaker 2: What what is something that brings you joy?
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, I'm I'm just gonna be that sappy little bastard.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna say my fucking family. Man, it's it's it's
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  Speaker 6: fucking true. And I mean it for even that fucker
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  Speaker 6: down there.
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  Speaker 4: I'm airing you too.
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  Speaker 6: But like it goes to the cats, it goes to Pixie,
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  Speaker 6: it goes to butter, it goes soft coddle like I
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  Speaker 6: love it, Like it's the family. They're like, there's literally
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  Speaker 6: what keeps me going on them? Like my family and
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  Speaker 6: my friends are my family, like all you guys like,
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  Speaker 6: that's what does it for me?
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  Speaker 5: Man?
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  Speaker 4: It really does?
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  Speaker 6: And it's nice because now that it's summer and I'm
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  Speaker 6: not clouded by so much fucking depression and ship. I'm
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  Speaker 6: starting to realize it more too, like I'm noticing it
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  Speaker 6: more so.
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  Speaker 4: Fucking love. Yeah, I love you fuckers.
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, we love you fuckers too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Uh and finally I am your host Panthers Aaron uh
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  Speaker 2: and uhless he's there. I'm not gonna do a mini
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  Speaker 2: rendition to my own themes covering that you went much Yes,
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  Speaker 2: thank you. I had forgotten about that.
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  Speaker 4: One, but it was so did I fuck.
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  Speaker 2: That?
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  Speaker 4: Good?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Very good, sir. Okay, So I actually have two things.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, I finished dragon Age in position nice
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  Speaker 2: really that night, I thought you would really started to
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  Speaker 2: get to be a slog. So I just speed ran
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  Speaker 2: the rest of the game like there wasn't much left anyway,
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking. I think I was like eighty percent
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  Speaker 2: of the way through, and there were probably a few
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  Speaker 2: more like side things I could have done, things I
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  Speaker 2: could have cared about, but I didn't. So I just
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  Speaker 2: basically like, I'm gonna beat the damn thing so I
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  Speaker 2: can move on. And I beat it. And it was
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  Speaker 2: I mean the best part of it was that Morgan returned.
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  Speaker 2: Oh uh no Morgan from dragon Age origins. It's a
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  Speaker 2: very similar character. It's very it's a very similar character
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  Speaker 2: in that you know she's a witch. And the interesting
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  Speaker 2: thing about the Dragon Age series so far is that
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  Speaker 2: it largely seems to there's this mother daughter subplot running
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  Speaker 2: through all three games between her and her mom, and
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  Speaker 2: it's just wild and it comes to a quote unquote
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  Speaker 2: conclusion in a inquisition. But anyway, the joy that I'm
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  Speaker 2: feeling that I was trying to get to is I
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  Speaker 2: started playing Dragon Age Veilguard and I spent an hour
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  Speaker 2: this morning making my character. Oh nice, since one of
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  Speaker 2: the voices you can choose for the main character is
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  Speaker 2: erki Ishi, I went ahead and tried to style my
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  Speaker 2: character after erki Ishi. Now I'm not the best person
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  Speaker 2: when it comes to this kind of thing. I'm reasonably
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  Speaker 2: good if I have like a live model I can
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  Speaker 2: look at in three dimensional space, so I can see all,
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  Speaker 2: you know, all sides of the person. So I used
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  Speaker 2: to model wrestlers in this way. So Erica, I did
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  Speaker 2: the best that I could with the pictures there are
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  Speaker 2: of her on the internet, and I think I did reasonably. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to post it publicly for of offending her.
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  Speaker 2: I think it looks reasonably like her, but it's just
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  Speaker 2: to me, it's perfect because she has the hairstyle and
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  Speaker 2: everything and it's fantastic. So I've just been running around
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  Speaker 2: the beginning part of that game, and it actually, so far,
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  Speaker 2: the beginning is very good. Ye, I've been enjoying myself.
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  Speaker 2: It's a lot more action oriented than the previous game,
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  Speaker 2: where previous game you just basically hold down the art
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  Speaker 2: trigger to attack just repeatedly, so you almost felt like
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  Speaker 2: you had very little engagement aside from picking the special
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  Speaker 2: abilities to use here and there. So there's that joy,
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  Speaker 2: but there's another and I cannot I'm so remember from
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  Speaker 2: someone online has posted a YouTube video review of Fame
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  Speaker 2: What it's thirty two minutes what. I haven't watched the
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  Speaker 2: whole thing. I've only watched like the first seventeen seconds,
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  Speaker 2: but minutes it seems like it seems like indie author
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  Speaker 2: Jill enjoyed it. Hopefully she did. I can't wait to
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  Speaker 2: watch the rest of the review. But this is the
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  Speaker 2: first one that I know of. All the other reviews
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  Speaker 2: I've gotten have been have been no joking. Yeah, all
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  Speaker 2: the other ones were basically death threats.
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  Speaker 3: That's why he made a second book.
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  Speaker 4: Now I'm gonna do more letters.
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  Speaker 2: I need more. I can't come.
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  Speaker 4: What I need to get.
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  Speaker 2: I I just found this literally seconds before jumping into
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  Speaker 2: the zoom, So I no, my god. So I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: watch it as soon as we're done review.
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  Speaker 4: That's cool.
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  Speaker 2: I'm excited to see what what what they have to say,
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  Speaker 2: because I mean, half an hour on my little book
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  Speaker 2: seems insane. But I'm looking forward to seeing what what
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  Speaker 2: on earth they could say about it. And I hope,
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  Speaker 2: I hope it's I just hope it's a fair review,
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  Speaker 2: even if they didn't like it, as long as it's
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  Speaker 2: a fair review.
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  Speaker 4: Well, did it open with check this motherfucker out?
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  Speaker 3: Actually believe this ship?
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  Speaker 2: Actually? And I kind of hate to say this, but
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  Speaker 2: but they opened with a spoiler. But they were reacting
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  Speaker 2: in surprise to something that happens at the end of
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  Speaker 2: the book.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that everybody dies?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, that's yes.
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  Speaker 4: None of them make it to the second or third book.
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  Speaker 4: They all die.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, everybody, we're gonna play some silly games. We're gonna
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  Speaker 2: start with, uh, I've completely forgotten now you absolutely? Is
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  Speaker 2: it like sher Block?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got you, I got you.
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  Speaker 2: I have three news stories here. All their players have
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  Speaker 2: to do is tell me which one I would like,
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  Speaker 2: which one I would share, which one I would block
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  Speaker 2: on social media. There is only one correct combination, and
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  Speaker 2: you must use all three. Our first story, Denmark helps
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  Speaker 2: bats by turning streets into nightmare fuel. What the Danish
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  Speaker 2: town of glad Zacs versus is trying to provide a
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  Speaker 2: more hospitable environment to local bats. Now they have a
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  Speaker 2: pretty large population of bats and the bright daylight or
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  Speaker 2: orange bulbs of conventional street lights can they can deter bats?
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  Speaker 2: They can, they can make them shy away and at
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  Speaker 2: the same time those lights attract insects. So bats are
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  Speaker 2: now you know, being deprived of their food and it
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  Speaker 2: also shrinks their territory. So they have decided to switch
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  Speaker 2: to red led bulbs. Okay, they consume they consume less
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  Speaker 2: energy than the old light. It's an experiment along a
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  Speaker 2: short stretch of roads to start with, but if it's
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  Speaker 2: a success, they will be more widely used. It saves money, uh,
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  Speaker 2: and it also is protecting the bats making it easier
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  Speaker 2: for them to feed and exists.
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  Speaker 4: Bugs.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, but what I can tell you is
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  Speaker 2: that it makes the street look like something out of
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  Speaker 2: a horror movie.
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  Speaker 4: Awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Remember these street lee its only come on at night,
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  Speaker 2: So now you have a street bathed in red light
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  Speaker 2: in the middle of night. Yeah yeah, yeah. They wanted
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  Speaker 2: lighting that would affect the bats in nature as little
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  Speaker 2: as possible without compromising traffic safety. So they've decided to
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  Speaker 2: install these unusual red street lights. And bats, as you know,
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  Speaker 2: are nocturnal animals. They shun shortwave like daylight, so when
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  Speaker 2: they see white street lights they steer clear of them.
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  Speaker 5: Obviously, I'm just gonna take your word for it because
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  Speaker 5: the article like you gave us Norwegian.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can translate it if you're if you've got
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  Speaker 2: Google Chrome, But anyway, it might be.
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  Speaker 5: At okay, but I can figure out by context.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that.
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  Speaker 2: US human road users can see just fine in red lights,
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  Speaker 2: so from our perspective, it won't affect road security. It
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  Speaker 2: just might make you think about your personal security.
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  Speaker 4: I like you, man, I can pretend Batman driving on
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  Speaker 4: the road at night.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, I'm sure it looks creepy shit, but
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  Speaker 5: but that's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 4: I mean it's pretty bad, pretty metal man, pretty metal.
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  Speaker 3: And considering how much I mean, it's different in Europe.
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  Speaker 5: Here in the US, we've got high beams blaring in
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  Speaker 5: each other's eyes like all the time. But that's nice
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  Speaker 5: because now you don't have this like bright light glare, like,
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  Speaker 5: especially if you live in the area constantly in your
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  Speaker 5: face and whatnot.
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  Speaker 3: Schery looks creepy and everything looks blood red. But it's
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  Speaker 3: just light. It's not gonna hurt you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I just hope there isn't a stranger with
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  Speaker 2: a knife behind you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, if there is, they're gonna do it in
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  Speaker 5: absolute darkness, not in any lay.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, sure red light.
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  Speaker 3: No light is still more dangerous than red light. Just
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  Speaker 3: saying I know what that is?
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  Speaker 2: Fair?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, ye's logic. Fucking logic.
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  Speaker 2: Gotta love that. Okay, let's move on to story number two.
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  Speaker 2: Florida man with massive balls is somehow able to drive
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  Speaker 2: as he asks cops if he should buy a faster
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  Speaker 2: car after a one hundred and thirty mile an hour chase.
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  Speaker 5: That you know, I want to say at the first
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  Speaker 5: thought came to mind was like, oh man, this man
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  Speaker 5: must as like a medical condition.
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  Speaker 2: That Nope, I was seriously think.
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  Speaker 4: Of the same thing, which this poor guy.
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  Speaker 2: Nope, that was the joke. He zoomed along non Florida
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  Speaker 2: roads at speeds exceeding one hundred and thirty miles an hour,
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  Speaker 2: and of course this wasn't an empty highway.
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  Speaker 4: No, I mean, that's what you do in Florida.
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  Speaker 2: I've been there.
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  Speaker 3: I know it's never an empty highway.
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  Speaker 2: He was dangerously zigzagging between other road users as he
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  Speaker 2: drove down the road, and he kept it up for
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  Speaker 2: a long time, which is genuinely a little impressive. But
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  Speaker 2: he did eventually lose control of his call, and as
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  Speaker 2: you'd expect, his vehicle ended up completely wrecked. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 2: miraculously he walked away from the crash completely unharmed, and
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  Speaker 2: after his arrest he had the call to ask the
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  Speaker 2: cops if he should upgrade his car for next time.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, okay, So nobody got hurt though, and only by
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  Speaker 6: standers or property older than his car.
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  Speaker 2: Oh as far as as far as I'm aware, according
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  Speaker 2: to this article, uh, nobody got hurt.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, good, good, No, No, that's not a lot of
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  Speaker 5: concerned people, however, Yeah, that's rightfully, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: There's there's one more detail that you might want to
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  Speaker 2: hear before you make judgment on this gentleman. He uh,
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  Speaker 2: he turned off his lights and it was nighttime.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that's what you do again. Snow lights are more
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  Speaker 3: dangerous than he all.
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  Speaker 4: He knows all he fucking knows science.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, now this guy was looking.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was trying to run away.
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  Speaker 7: No, no, because when you turn off, when you go
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  Speaker 7: into what the fuck they call that ship, it's like
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  Speaker 7: Blacky there's name, there's another name for it, but you
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  Speaker 7: can pretty much hit a switch and it kills everything
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  Speaker 7: that's illuminates in your vehicle and you just go and
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  Speaker 7: they can't see you a night at all.
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  Speaker 2: The wreck was impressive. The car slid off the road,
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  Speaker 2: couching deep tracks into the roadside as it left the
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  Speaker 2: ground and rolled into the trees. The impact broke the
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  Speaker 2: car into pieces, scattering bumpers, exhaust components, and various other
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  Speaker 2: parts all over the place.
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  Speaker 6: The worst part is is he walked away with it unscathed.
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  Speaker 6: That's the only reason he had the balls to say
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  Speaker 6: that the cop and the only reason he's going to
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  Speaker 6: do it again with a faster car, because if he
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  Speaker 6: got injured, like say, he lost his fucking leg, I
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  Speaker 6: guarantee you he wouldn't have done that ship again.
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  Speaker 3: He'd be like, he's only talking because he walked away, Yeah, only.
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  Speaker 6: Ability fucking feeling he was laughing about it, yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 6: or yeah, or he's purposely trying to get himself hurt.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: His exact quote was, should I get a faster car
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  Speaker 2: for next time?
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  Speaker 3: You know, he's he's trying to kill himself. It sounds
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  Speaker 3: like doesn't care because there's there's mocking the cops.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, ship, but this is like you're putting not just
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  Speaker 5: yourself in danger, you're putting a lot of people in danger.
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  Speaker 5: And I think even from the article themselves, like there's
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  Speaker 5: a couple of neighbors that were like, Yeah, if you're
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  Speaker 5: gonna do this, do it on a racetrack or on.
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  Speaker 3: Duram roads when nobody's around.
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  Speaker 5: Don't do this on a busy street or in an
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  Speaker 5: urban area where there's kids walking around, you know, or
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  Speaker 5: there's people walking around, or you know someone's home.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna go rolling in through?
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  Speaker 2: Stupid?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Wild? Yeah, all right, Well let's move on to story
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  Speaker 2: number Yeah watch it Florida again. Story number three, fourteen
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  Speaker 2: year old steels bus it in Norway to go on
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  Speaker 2: joy ride for the third time in six months.
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  Speaker 4: Oh was it one of those cool double decker ones
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  Speaker 4: like the British have.
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  Speaker 5: He knows they have free metro transportation there, right, He
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  Speaker 5: doesn't need.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't He doesn't have to pay for it like you
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  Speaker 3: have to.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe maybe they're just trying to way, Hey, if I
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  Speaker 6: learned this bus, now I can get a job right
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  Speaker 6: away at sixteen.
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  Speaker 2: So four right, now, here's the wild part and the
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  Speaker 2: part that makes absolutely no sense to me. Each trip
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  Speaker 2: he has traveled about two hundred miles. Wow, he breaks
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  Speaker 2: into a bus depot, he steals a bus and then
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  Speaker 2: just drives the bus for like three hours, all the
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  Speaker 2: while shooting videos of himself.
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  Speaker 4: Stop doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Driving the vehicle, which he would then upload to social media,
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  Speaker 2: which of course helped the police locate him. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: company filed the police report. Apparently he did a very
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  Speaker 2: good job driving the bus because he returned it without
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  Speaker 2: a scratch.
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  Speaker 5: Good for him, but he's still stealing back.
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  Speaker 2: The first time. The charges against him were dropped due
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  Speaker 2: to his young age and the fact that he didn't
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  Speaker 2: do any damage.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see lass time.
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  Speaker 2: And it turns out the police might have been a
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  Speaker 2: little too positive and the company that allowed this to happen,
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  Speaker 2: had not revised their security in any way. Oh dummies,
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  Speaker 2: because six months later, in April twenty twenty six, this
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  Speaker 2: first happened in November twenty twenty five. In April of
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: this year, the same kid struck again. He snuck into
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: a connected bus garage investby a town south of the
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Norwegian capital Oslo. He then went on another road trip,
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: this time more than one hundred and thirty miles south
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: to the Swedish town of Stenungsund. He somehow crossed the
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: border between two countries without anyone stopping him.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it does make sense though.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: The bus had a GPS tracker, but it didn't alert
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: the company until he had already reached Sweden.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: This company's going fucking bat a thousand right now.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: This is a failure with so many levels.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: This is a failure on the parents slash guardians were
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: not like getting their kid under control and like getting
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: him the help he clearly needs. Because he's going around
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: stealing shit. Even if it's just this one thing and
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: he brings it back, it's not hurting anything. This is
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: a failure government not cracking down on what is clearly
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: TikTok behavior.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: This is a lot.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: This is a problem that's cropping up everywhere because if
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: you get big on TikTok, you can make it there,
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: You can make money there all this other shit, but
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: you got to do stupid shit to get famous, and
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: this is the kind of stupid shit they do.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: This is a failure on.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Obviously the bus company for not updating their fucking security
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: the first time this happened. I don't know why anyone
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: will be like, oh, it was just a kid, a fluke,
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: let it go.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: No, a kid showed you the flaw in your security system.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Fucking fix it.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, is a failure on the cops because clearly they
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: were lenient the second time too.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: If this is the third time he's done it the
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: first time, sure, slap on the wrist. Let this be
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: a parent problem.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: Second time, you bring the parents in and go listen,
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: you need to do something, or this kid's going to juvie.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: The third time he's got to go to fucking jail.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Period. There's no way. There's no way they're going to
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: slap his fucking wrists.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I hate to say it, but you your
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: rent might be a little premature because we're still we're
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: still only on the second time, he was apprehended hours
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: later by the Swedish police, and again the boy didn't
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: do any damage to the bus or anything else along
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: the way, so the bus was again returned in completely
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: fine condition, and nobody opened a criminal case about the
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: theft as the boy is so young. However, they did
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: say that there would be consequences. This time he was
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: expected to Norway's Eastern police just were told the news
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: that he would be followed up by child welfare services.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: But guess what, there's no stop in this kid. There's
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: no stopping him. Barely a month after the last time,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: on May seventeenth, he stole a bus in Oslo, not
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: from connect Bus this time, but from their competitor Unibus.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: Ah.
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: He's just spreading it, man, He's like, Oh, you think
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: you're a safe motherfuckers.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'll across the street, bitch.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: This time. This time he headed southwest from the Norwegian capital.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: He drove to the city of christian Sand, making a
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: two hundred mile trip. This time he didn't drive in
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: the dead of night last time, last few times he did.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: This time he drove down in broad daylight, attracting the
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: attention of other drivers who called the police. Once he
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: reached Christian Sand the Troy ride was over, cops took
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: him in and according to the local news, he's now
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: in the care of the police and child welfare services.
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: Aha, fair, fair, I think he was just training for
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: the next Speed movie. Maybe that's what it was. He
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: was getting ready for it.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: So there's there's there's boredom and kids acting out and
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: boredom and aggravation and stuff like that, and then there's
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: this shit that's going on, which is this trend of
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: kids doing things because they see it on the internet
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: or because someone on the internet encourages him to do
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: something stupid like this, right, and yeah, it just but
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: the lasadaisical response like the first two times, like the
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: first time, I can get it. The kid didn't harm anything,
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: didn't do anything, don't do it again whatever. The second
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: time though, still like because he's a kid, like no, no, no, no.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Like first time is like okay, something clearly is going on.
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: Second time is yeah, holy hell. I don't have kids.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Why would I be a better parent than those who do.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know, because you were raised better.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: I guess that's why. No discipline. I guess, like all.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: Spank your children.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: You don't have to raise your hand against your kid.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: You gotta just be a fucking parent, right, Yeah, I know.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: All right, guys, that's the end of our three stories.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: So we got Denmark helps bats by turning streets into
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: nightmare fuel, Florida man with massive balls asked cops if
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: you should drive a faster car after one hundred and
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: thirty miles, play hour Chase, and finally, fourteen year old
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: steels bust in Norway to go on a joy ride
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: for the third time in six months. Which one of
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: these did I like? Which one did I share in?
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Which one of that blocks? So our last episode was
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: a chill show.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: Yes, it was no winner, but we were all winners.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: I don't remember who won the one before that, off
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: the top of my head.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: I that was a lot of time.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: That's Stevie. I think I.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Think Stevie one.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: All right, then Augie, you can go first. I'm just
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: gonna pick one. It doesn't matter. You go first. Which
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: one did I like? Which one I was sharing? Which
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: one did I block?
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: Their? Okay, I think you probably liked the bad story.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: It's a it's a good story. Actually, no, I take
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: it back. You shared the bad story. Because it's a
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: good story. It's a very good idea.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: It'll help bring down a lot of light pollution, and
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: it will help protect a lot of nighttime species of
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: animals that people just kind of overlook. You probably liked
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: the bus story, the kids stealing the bus three time story.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: Just simply because.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's this kid just doing hoodlum ship over and
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: over and over again and then then not and apparently
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: two countries governments can't do anything about it.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: So that's kind of you.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: Know, but but you probably block the Florida man thing
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: because it's dangerous. But he did, like go on to
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: go on a race track or dirt road or you know,
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: do it professionally. Don't do it and then ship talk
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: the cops like that.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: You're right somehow. Also, Florida, come on, please before before
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: hell freezes over, get your shit together.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: This fucker chows exactly what I did. Share a block like,
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: so I gotta change it.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you do two of them and swap them,
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: or you can go entirely your own way. What do
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: you want to do, Stevie, Ah, this is so difficult.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: I'll just I'll swap the like and share. So I'll
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: go like block Share.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, so liking liking the bad story? Yeah, so many
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: and share the fourteen year old Yeah, well good choice.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: That means you're exactly right. Oh shit, like the bad story.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: I thought it was nice. The Florida man who gives
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: a ship about some asshole going crazy. I'm glad nobody
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: else got hurt.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: And the sign he showed signs of doing it again,
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: which means he has zero care about other people well being.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: So fuck that guy.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: That should be taken into account for a sentencing.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Honestly, yeah, it should be.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Oh what you said this?
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Well yeah yeah, sorry, no license.
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's be meditated, so you're planning hic, that's what
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: I'm hearing.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: And I shared the fourteen year olds stealing the bus
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: because I mean this, this, this feels like it's gonna
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: be a movie someday. Yeah.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Probably, this feels like this story like the next Bapee Driver.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Why obviously, Yeah, honestly, like if you take the TikTok
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: out of it, and like there's a real like compunction
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: there for him, like he's trying to get somewhere to
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: do something, like maybe there's there could be a real
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: fun story in there.
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: He's just giving people free busts rights to where they
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: need to go.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: He's doing charity work. He's just busting people. Oh my god.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: It's also funny because he just keeps pulling it off.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because he's adults chantop.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: Because.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: He gets so he drives for hours and hours before
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: anybody stops him. Right, So like it, kids caught twenty
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: minutes down the road. He's literally hours away cross fucking
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: national borders.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: It's freaking crazy.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I just I got a lot of joy
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: out of that story.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: I just yeah, I'm just saying as hard at believe
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: as this is.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: I have done stupid ship as a kid before, but
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: I yeah, because kids do stupid ship.
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: But you see, I got there was responsibility behind it.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: I got it. I got puddied.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Wait, one of the most response ontible young men I
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: ever met.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: As a kid.
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: When I did stupid shit, I got in trouble for it.
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: I didn't do stupid shit until CPS got called on
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: my parents.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: Then you stop doing stupid shit.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wild Okay, So the first point of our episode
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: goes to Stevie. He got a point one zero, but
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: you can certainly come right back. Game two is we're
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: two points. We're gonna play that game right after this
• 29:36
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• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: two is going to be Pitch Me Baby one more time. Oh.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: I'm going to give our players a situation or a
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: media franchise and give them something to do with it,
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: and I want them to pitch me as best they
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: can best. Pitch wins and earns themselves two episode points
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: for this episode's Pitch Me. One of the Great Granddaddy's
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: role playing games dragon Quest turns forty years old on
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: May twenty seventh.
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: Wait a minute, that makes susy and I played the
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: years old.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: I played the North America version of the first game,
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Dragon Warrior when I was a kid, So that makes
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: me old and I'm angry about that. What people may
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: not know is that Dragon Quest, a Japanese game, was
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: heavily influenced by Wizardry, proving grounds of the Mad Overlord,
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: an American role playing game released in nineteen eighty one.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: And I played this too as a kid, which makes
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: me old, and I'm still angry about this. So make
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: me happy already, and pitch me an American video game, movie, book,
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: or TV show that would be massively improved by a
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Japanese take on it. Tell me what would be changed,
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Why would it be better, and preferably without being racist
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: at all, because that will make me really angry. Best pitch,
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: And yes, Ogi, you lost the last game. I know
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: you're joking. You lost the last game. Do you want
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: to go first? Or do you want to make STEVIEE
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: go first?
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Stevian go first?
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: This time? All right?
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Steve, Well, I know you're you got something. That's why I.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Got something Stevie, you're up pitched me all right, gentlemen.
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: Originally I was gonna do a Japanese version of Doom
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: because I think that would make.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: A lot of sense.
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: But unfortunately that would be the nineteen ninety seven Doss
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: clone Shadow Warrior that was already created. So I don't
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: want to go that route because to me, they'd be
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: kind of skimping on it because it was a Doom
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: clone all set in Japanese style. Instead of a chainsaw,
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: you had a katana. You threw throwing stars. It was
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: a good game.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I think Shadow Warrior is an
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: American invention, but.
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: It was a Japanese take on it, so at least
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: that's what I thought when I was a kid when
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: I played it.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: I haven't played it since I was kid, either, so
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: that was back in Dawston.
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Shadow Realms, sorry, Shadow Warrior was three D Realms. They
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: were they were the new coming stuff.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: So yeah, but it wasn't I could go with that.
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: But in my mind when I was a kid, when
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: I did play it, it was a Japanese title.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: I didn't know, Okay, So I'm gonna switch it off.
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go to a movie, and I'm going to
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: go to a movie that fuck.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: It's fucking amazing. It's it's straight up fucking amazing.
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: So I'm choosing in Glorious Bastards, the reasons, the reasoning why,
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: the reasoning why, and I know you think about it,
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: World War two, Nazis and whatnot and who's on what
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: side and ship, but this would actually follow a squad
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: of Japanese Americans. So there's actually a full squad of
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: Japanese Americans taking back what they the Nazis, and then
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: the axis of the fucking the evil Japanese and Ship
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: who are allied with the Nazis at the time. These
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: are the American Japanese that are standing in their ground
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: to fucking fight for what is actually right and ship,
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: and they go after all these fuckers man, unt and down,
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: fucking Nazis left and right.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Man going balls at the wall and shit.
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: Instead of like like Inglorious Bastards, they had the bear
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: Jew and shit, nah man, they got the fucking Tanto
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: Samurai and shit, and he's got the fucking Tonal story
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: and he's just like nah mo fucking and they do
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: like all the fucking cool shit in that so that's
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: all I want to go. I want to go over.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: They do like a BUSHEETO take on Gloria's bastards.
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so you have the Japanese who were over here
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: because they had the as horrible as our fucking history
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: is here. They had the Japanese and German camps and
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: ship and it was fucking bad just because they their
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: ancestry is from fucking Japan and.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Shit, we just did this. Shit's fucking wrong.
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: But this would show a better side of that, you know, Like, no,
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: these are Japanese people who came came to America, you know,
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: trying to like have the great life that they could
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: have for themselves, and shit going against the oppression and
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: shit over there, and the war fucking breaks out there,
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: Like nah, we're fucking doing this. We're fucking flighting and
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: just liking fucking the fucking other wars and ship like
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: the tusky Ye Airman that was an all black fucking
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: squadron Air Force Squadron three thirty second baby, fuck yeah,
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: fucking tusky Year. I mean the same fucking thing, except
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: these are the fucking land troops man as the fucking
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: Japanese Americans going after these bitches I think it'd be
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: fucking cool.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: I'm bound for it, okay uh.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: I do enjoy the idea of a Bushido flavored inglorious Bastards.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: I do have a concern. I'm like, I'm just I
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: just don't know why the good guys have to be
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Japanese American when they could just be Japanese.
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: But you know, they're in America and that before the wars,
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: you know, because they're there first and the war kicks off,
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: they have to sign up at some point.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: But they could have just been Japanese.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: Well, I guess so. I think that's what originally I said,
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: and I fucking changed it. Yeah, I did.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: I changed it.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: That's on me.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: I changed it. So yeah, I'm still gonna tell you
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: I really like the idea of a of a Bushido
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: style inglorious Bastards. I think they could be really good.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: I think even like a like a movie in the
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: inglorious Bastard style but took place like during the Shogun
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: period could be really cool with Oda and Nobinaga and
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: all that.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Like you had a squad you're following and like you know.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Like like yeah, like like a small squad trying to
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: take down the evil leader of an evil regime, you know.
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, And just like in the end of fucking Glorious,
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: they take out Hitler and Ship.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: Just like at the end of that movie.
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: They fucking Timmy gunned the fuck out of his face
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: for like five minutes.
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: It was awesome. It's just getting turned the wash and
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: I'm like, this is the best thing ever.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: She's okay, all right, well, solid pitch, Let's see what
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Aggie can do. It's your turn, pitch me, okay.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Uh So I was thinking something a little bit more
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: along the lines in your wheelhouse, uh A, perhaps a
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: text Murphy game, a Japanese style, so.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Picture it is.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: It's still text Murphy, still the guy playing text Murphy,
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: but he's gone to whatever that time frames Japan, basically
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: whatever that Japan would be in that timeframe, and he
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: meets up with another a Japanese detective. It's all noir
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: style still, and he's teaming up with this detective to
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: investigate missing persons that the detective believes is associated with
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: the local yakuza. And you still get all like the puzzles,
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: but in this time it's like Japanese style puzzling. I
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: wish I had some offhand to kind of describe what
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: they would be, but like and it would be more
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: it would be less actiony, more noir, more just kind
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: of like.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Beats on.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: Pressuring on someone's honor as opposed to like just trying
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: to beat him back in the alley for information kind
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: of thing. More of a more of a sophisticated kind
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: of like I guess a samurai like take to the
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: investigation as opposed to just like your beat.
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: Cop or you could do a Japanese puzzle box is
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: one of the puzzles, that's true, and.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: Ship oh my god.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they'd be like Japanese coy pond or whatever, and
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: they're like a puzzle in that you have to you
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: have to find like.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: A specific fish that has a message on it, Yes.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: The blue fish or the red fish? Air in which
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: one do you choose?
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: So I do, I do have to take some of
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: the some of the wind out of Steamy Sales and
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: let him know that the Pandora directive has already featured uh,
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: not Japanese but Chinese puzzle boxes.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: So yeah, no, no, that is.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: The major crux of the plot of that particular text
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: movie games. But I love that your mind immediately went there.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Uh and oh man, I'm sorry, Stevie, I have to
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: give this one.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, that's fair.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: The sense of wonder that came when you when you
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: specified like Japanese noir and having it be more social,
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: having it be more about social honor and that sort
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: of thing like that, that's really interesting. That's forcing Texts
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: to play a game that he has no idea what
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: the rules even are.
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: He can't beat information out of people. He's got to
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: appeal in a different way.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and I'm just imagining it now, and it's
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: just so cool because.
• 39:39
  Speaker 9: I'm I'm envisioning I've seen some like Japanese maybe not noir,
• 39:47
  Speaker 9: but that same side very similar.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Very very slow, very very it takes its time, but
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: it's very intelligent, you know, heavily with great dialogue and
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: that sort of thing. So yeah, I was just I
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: was just digging that pitch, like I just had this
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: sense of wonder the whole way throughout, Like that would
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: be so cool. Fu. Yeah, of course he kind of
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: cheated by by using text Murphy, but yeah, the.
• 40:16
  Speaker 10: Ideal alone is like it wouldn't really like work like
• 40:21
  Speaker 10: for that noir style, there isn't really any other games,
• 40:24
  Speaker 10: like there is quite literally a game called Noir, but
• 40:28
  Speaker 10: that game is ship, So why would I?
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, all right, so two points go to It is
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: two points to one in favor of Agi, but that
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: will change when we play game three. It's gonna decide it.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: It's worth three victory victory points. It's worth three episode points,
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: and we're going to play that game right after this.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game three. Game
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: three is gonna be the dumpster fire. I've got five
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: categories here, and our players are gonna take turns trying
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: to suggest to me what about that category irritates them
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: enough that they want to throw it into a dumpster fire.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: The best answer will win that category, and the first
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: player to win three categories wins the game and earns
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: three episode points. So we will start with Well, Stevie
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: gets to choose who starts. Would you like to go
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: first or do you want to make AUGI go first.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: I'm actually gonna make aug Ego first on this one.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, Oggi. Our first category is racing games. What about
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: racing games? Would you throw into a dumpster fire?
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: I would throw the fact that they need gimmicks to
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: be entertaining.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: Every racing game, if it was just a straight racing.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: Game like a NASCAR game, most boring thing you'd ever
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: fucking play.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: I guarantee it.
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: Every game has to have a gimmick. If it's like
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: Mario Kart, you're.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: Basically pvping the entire time.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: Fucking even Forza has like crazy fucking ship you can
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: do to speed up and go around bends.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: And then what was the game we played.
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: That we actually liked, like you were kind of fighting
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: each other what you would call its like.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, oh oh split second, it was awesome.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Without that ship, that game would be ship.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's fair. That's so fair.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: So you you actually want to take those away.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: Or I want to throw racing games without without gimmicks
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: into the dumpster fire, because it's just like watching Nascar
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: at that point that you have slight control over Yeah.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: You're just driving. Yeah really, which to some people is
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: half the fun.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Like, sure, there are there are tuck simulators.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: There are like there are like leagues of people online
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: who play some of these incredibly high detailed races.
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: I used to play Floriza with Broom, and it's crazy.
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: If I logged in now and I knew my account,
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: I could race with him still even though he hasn't played,
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: because they'll have his last thing on it.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I get it all right, Stevie, same same thing.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Racing games, well, racing thrown into a dumpster fires and go.
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: Would this be constante the same or not? I seed
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: to know that every racing game is the fucking same.
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: I don't think they're two different enough, because they are
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: all the same.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: And I play racing games.
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: I've played a bunch of Forza's, and I usually only
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: play it just to change my graphics make sure it
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: isn't really four K, no joke.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: That's how I test my computers.
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: I play that game and then I turn it off
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: and uninstalled it again because I got it for free once.
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: I would just say, I don't know they're fun with
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: my friends, They're boring as fuck soul, I'll throw that in. Yeah,
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: racing games are more fun with friends, but solo is
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: just garbage and they should just burn all solo racing games.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: Okay, dumpster Fire single player yeah, dumpster.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: Fire single player racing.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: Games Okay, fair enough, This is interesting. I don't really
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: know which way to go with.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: That's awesome, I.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Can't.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: You're the charge. You could do whatever you want.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: I could.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: I could.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say so. There was an instant win answer
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: on this one.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: What was it?
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: It was, uh, racing games should need to have. Well,
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: this is not something I would throw away. It's something
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: I really want. But I guess that's that's kind of
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: the same thing. It's kind of like Augies, where yeah,
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: it's not so much. Why isn't it there racing games
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: with RPG mechanics. Why aren't there racing games their PG mechanics?
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: There actually is one. It's called Racing Lagoon. It was
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: again released only in Japan and only for the PS one,
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: but a translation is available and I plan on checking
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: it out. But it sounded fascinating to me. I'm like
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: a lot of a lot of racing games have the
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: mechanic where you earn money for races and then you
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: buy better parts for your car, but not your own
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: actual skill as driver levels up in any significant way,
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: and it would be I wonder how that would be
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: enacted put into practice. It could be interesting, I think,
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: So that's why I would pick it. Having said that,
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna have to go with Augie just
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: because my favorite racing game did have a gimmick, which
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: was Burnout Revenge, which allowed you it wasn't short the
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: split second, but Burnout Revenge had the takedown system where
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: if you took down an enemy car, you got a
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: massive boost you could then use to just speed up
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: to crash into more stuff. And also the crash mode
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: in that game was hell of fun. Hell anyway, So
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: here's the gimmicks and racing games. All right, Let's move
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: on to our second category, which is haircuts. Stevie, that's
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: a bald man. What would you what would you like
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: to throw into the dumpster fire about haircuts? Thirty seconds?
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: And do I just say all of them so nobody's
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: allowed to have haircuts ever against fuck them all?
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: Or do I say I'm ahead of the curve again.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: Ahead of the curve?
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: I don't know the fact that that I can't really
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: fucking enjoy them anymore? How about that the joy of
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: haircuts is fucking dead to me?
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: What you want to throw into a dumpster fire is
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: the fact that haircuts are not enjoyed able to be
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: enjoyed by.
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: Biball people like not anymore. Like even when I was
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: overseas and iul haircut like you could do shit?
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Ye fair, okay, Oie, it's over to you. What about
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: haircuts would you throw into a dumpster fire?
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: Third, well, as a man who hasn't got a haircut
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: in a while, I will say capitalism. I mean no, genuinely,
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: it just simply it seems like haircuts like no offense
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: to anyone, any cosmetologist out there, anyone who went through
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: the process of learning how to cut hair, to make.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: Up all that cool stuff, no offense to you at all.
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: I just feel like, why are we paying so much
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: to basically take something away?
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: And that's fair, that's fair, honestly, Oh man.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: I mean, last time I got a haircut, it was
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: six dollars.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Again, this is really hard.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: I got a haircut it was like over thirty dollars.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: Again, this is really.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: My hair wasn't this long.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Because I can see Stevie's point, I am also a
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: bald man, but I occasionally grow the sides out, and
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: I have gone to get a haircut within the past
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: twelve months, and there's something about a haircut that I
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: just really enjoy. But then but then the part that
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: sucks is at the end when they try to upsell
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: you on all the ship they have, like you know,
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: for for all this stuff. And they don't even bother
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: with me anymore. They take one look at me and go,
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: you don't need anyone. Why bother you? You're bald. I
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: don't even we don't even know why you came in
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: to day. So I am gonna go with Stevie because
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: I miss being able to go, and because I it
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: used to be, Yeah, it used to be you'd get.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: A little felt good, you felt good, great.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: You you always felt great after a haircut, you know, always.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh man, I have learned, but
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: now I save so much money by just shaving it myself.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I like, no offense to anybody.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: I'm just that self sufficient.
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: I just can just prefer to either have a cut
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: myself or have my sister do it or somebody else.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Just I don't care what it looks like. I'm a guy.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: I can literally shave bald and be fine.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah there, all right, So that's one category apiece. We're
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: gonna go back to Augue with this next one, and
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: this might be read up your alley. What about experience points?
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: Would you throw into a dumpster? Fire.
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: I don't take my answer. I swear to God I
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: want to walk into your room and hit you in
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: the face.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Thirty SECONDSAD starts. Now, Okay, I fucking.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: Hate how experience points just become this fucking slog currency you.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: Have to earn, the.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: How it multiplies over levels and you have to earn
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: more and more and more. It just feels just like
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: a way to pad out shit and nothing more.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, I will stop the timery's a few seconds left.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: We'll go over to Stevie. Stevie, what about experience points
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: would you throw into No.
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: Joke was just gonna say, hey, you're always chasing the
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: fucking dragon. But apparently that doesn't fucking matter now, you
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: dick that we're creating each other on her performance based
• 50:15
  Speaker 6: on numbers, and she should be more about how we
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: actually do and now what we kill that I don't
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: fucking know because all you took my thing. It should
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: actually be based on experience, not just oh I killed
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: this thing, so here's your points, Like, how about you
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: know what I did today? I fed the entire fucking camp.
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: On top of that, I also give them the plan
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: to get in there.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah, that's uh, I would I would have
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: gone Aggie's way, but Stevie won me over because one
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: of my favorite things about like the Eldest Strolls series
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: is that you level up what you do. So if
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: you swing a swords, you you get better at swing
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: that sword. If you you know, if you block a lot,
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: you get better at blocking. If you jump a lot,
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: you get better at jumping, you know all that stuff
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: like that is it just seems like a natural like
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: as opposed to me, this is entirely bland. Here's some
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: points because you kill the rat.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: You know you're you're right, because like, if you think
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: about it, it's great. No, it makes sense because.
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, you level up a specific skill, you get
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: more XP in that skill or experience general experience.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: You level up to like level three or whatever, like
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden, you.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: Know ship that you've never practiced or gone before life,
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: Like I killed like fifty goblins, and all of a sudden,
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: I know how to cast fucking lightning bolts up my
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: ass Like.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: This happened.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Yes, uh so, surprisingly, category goes to Stevie. Stevie is
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: two to one, needs this one to stay in the game,
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: and Stevie we start with you, Ryan Reynolds. What about
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: Ryan Reynolds? Would you throw into a dumpster fire? Thirty seconds?
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: And go the fact.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: That I think he's reached his peak with his fans.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: I think with the.
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: Final Deadpool Wolverine and that and all the advertising they
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: did together, like Hugh Jackman and him and all that,
• 52:20
  Speaker 6: I think he's reached his peak with everybody. And it's
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: not a bad thing. It's a good thing. I think
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: he's leaving on a great high note. But honestly, how
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: much further can Marvel go with him? At this point?
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: You're going go so far into that. I love him,
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: but I think for that spot he's done on time?
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, well timed over to AUGI, AUGI, what about Ryan Reynolds?
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Would you throw into a dumpster fire? Thirty seconds?
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: And go the fact that that Canadian went and sponsored
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: a European football team but not a Canadian hockey team.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Man, Oh, you do not need the rest of your time.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: I'm awarding this category. That is the row.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: Actually, you should tweet him that. I know you're not
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: on Twitter.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: You don't know if he doesn't.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: But if he doesn't, that's amazing. He does every Canadian
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: check goes partially.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: I'm not questioning if he likes hockey or not. I'm
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: just questioning, you know, his.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: Allegiance, his sports allegiance. He's no longer Canadian.
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: The fucking Prime Minister's like, no, get him out, send
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: him back to America, get back to l a fucking actor.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: But you just don't I have it was a joke,
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: fellow comedian.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: I hope you appreciate this so good. It was just
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: so brilliant I had to go. So it's a tie
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: two categories apiece. So we go to our last category, which,
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: as always is the wild card. This can be anything
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: that all just don't copy something we've already done.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Okay, I can't remember.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Oggie, you are going first, What if anything in the
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: entire world would you throw into a dumpster fire thirty
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: seconds and go.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: I wish coffee wasn't also a diuretic.
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: I want to be able to get my caffeine in
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: in the morning and not worry about being near our
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: toilet within the next hour to three hours later, you
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: know what I mean, Especially if I'm already at work
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: doing stuff or busy with somebody.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: It's not a good time.
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: But you're like it's hard to function without caffeine nowadays.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: It's just like and pepsi and coke rot your teeth
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: with all the sugar in it.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: It's not great.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: So and I can't do energy training and time.
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: Okay, I got a clearing before we go any further
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: because mine I already had planned, and I need to
• 55:03
  Speaker 6: know if this constitutes that.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: If not, I need to switch that. Fuck it. I'll
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: just let me know once I start talking, though, because
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: that way the calendar counts.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, you have thirty seconds and.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: Go itchy buttholes.
• 55:16
  Speaker 6: It's not diarrhea, but like I had itchy buttholes on
• 55:19
  Speaker 6: my head because my butthole itches right now, And we've
• 55:22
  Speaker 6: all talked about the shaving thing.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: We know that's not it.
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: Sometimes you just have a hairy butthole, and we know
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: what sucks having one during a meeting when there's other
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: people around with you. And I'm not talking about about
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: a fucking zoom meeting. I'm talking about in the same
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: fucking room, and you're just like, dude, you got to
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: dig in there, and you can't right now because everybody's
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: staring at you.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: Because you're one doing the fucking presentation. Yeah, keep your
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: hands at your sides are up in the air, not
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: it behind your back. They start questioning things when you're deep.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: It's not a diuretic, it's worms.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: Merve. I need some of your pills, Bud.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: That is fantastic. And I have experienced the sensation of
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: butthole before while.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: You're trying to not trying me discreets hard when you can't.
• 56:12
  Speaker 6: Never during a meeting, are you, yes, I always have
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: an I don't know, it might just be that, but like,
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: it sucks when you're like, I need to dig deep
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: for this one and I can't write.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: Now, Like I got stomach trouble, but you've got your
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: stomach's in trouble.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: Because because I can identify it with it more. I
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: am going to give this one to Augie.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, I too.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: For me, it's it's so much as diuretic. It actually
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: makes me poop. If I have coffee in the morning.
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: It doesn't do to me.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: I pretty much. As soon as I take a couple
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: of SIPs, I almost immediately have to go to the bathroom.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: That's what diarretic means, doesn't it.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, diuretic I thought meant you had to pee.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: No, no diuretic as it makes you have to.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: Go Yes, that is exactly what I did, so so
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: Aggie takes that one.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: Nice uh.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Aggie wins the game end of the episode, five points
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: to one. Well done, Augie, Thank you, Thank you game.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: Good game, good game, especially game, especially for someone who
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: didn't have much time to prepare.
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: No, it was crazy today, but glad I got Yeah,
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: this was awesome.
• 57:39
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• 57:42
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  Speaker 4: That's right here, it's over here.
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  Speaker 3: You're getting yourself extra work. I see you're.
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: Putting it in the video for it's right there.
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  Speaker 2: In that case, thank you to Allic.
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  Speaker 4: Funk Off.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna have fucking searching for unicorns for an hour
• 59:36
  Speaker 6: tomorrow morning, now, Lodge, I'm gonna find the perfect.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: Unicorn to put in the video.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: For AG and that is going to be it from us.
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  Speaker 2: And why because