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I Saw a Water Hearse on a Gondola in Venice | Coffee With Kenny · Kenny Wallace Media

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  What day is it? What day is it?
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  Thursday. Happy Thursday morning,
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  everybody from a boat on a channel in Venice.
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  What do you think it is? John did pretty wild though.
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  We're heading to morale this morning.
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  We're going to do a glass factory.
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  But uh, met some wonderful people from Korea.
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  Very nice lady. And they're big baseball fans.
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  Yeah. Big, big baseball fans.
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  I told them that the Yankees were the greatest and the
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  Cardinals were second best. Yeah.
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  So look at this. Would you everybody.
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  Yeah. So we have walked.
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  I was so tired. You know, they say travelling is
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  not for the week, and that's true.
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  So I took into, I went to bed at like 10:30 last night, woke up
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  at woke up at 9:30. So 1010 1/2 hours of sleep.
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  Wonderful town. So, you know, some people say,
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  well, not a lot to do in Venice. That's not true.
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  You're not vacationing, right? The great thing about Venice is
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  how the city was built. You know, what was it, 4420AD,
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  The Roman Empire like destroyed a lot of cities.
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  This is your history lesson by the way.
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  In 420 AD, the Roman Empire destroyed a lot of cities and
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  all these people were fleeing because the cities were
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  destroyed. They came here, the land was
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  junk, but these people are crazy.
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  So they went to Croatia, 4 hours away and got all these big
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  Timbers, like wood, big long poles and drove thousands of
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  them in the ground so close to each other that the poles were,
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  you know, the poles were pushing water away from them.
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  Then the poles were sticking up out of the water.
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  They cut the tops off. Then they put, you know, I was
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  wrong about that by the way. I said it was wood.
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  If you watch that video again that I put them on the Facebook.
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  Then poles were sticking up out of the water.
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  So then they cut the poles off even and put like granite on top
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  of it. So these houses are sitting on
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  granite still to this day. This whole place is sitting on
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  top water. There's no basements, dummies.
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  I saw somebody say, well, what about the basements?
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  I'm like, let's be somebody from Jefferson County.
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  Look at this. So anyway, basically Venice was
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  started because a group of people were extremely scared
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  from the Roman Empire. This is the 1000 years old, 1000
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  years old, America's 225 years old.
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  So tomorrow we are going to Germany.
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  Where are we going in Germany, John?
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  Yeah, Berlin going to Berlin. And we're going to Checkpoint
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  Charlie where? Well, East and West Germany, you
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  know, and then we're going to see that spot where Reagan said
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  Gorbachev, tear down that wall. So Germany then we're going to
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  take when we're done there, where else?
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  What else we going to see? I don't know.
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  Maybe there's some suggestions. Yeah.
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  Respond right here. We're going to Berlin, right?
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  You said Berlin. Yeah.
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  Berlin, Germany. Graffiti.
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  Maybe see some castles on the right now.
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  Oh, yeah. Let's do that.
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  Graffiti. Yes, we'll see some.
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  I wanted to get that in. I'm shocked how much graffiti
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  there is in Europe. I mean, I don't know how these
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  kids get away with it. They, they take, you think we're
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  bad downtown in the cities, they spray paint everything.
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  I think graffiti started in Europe.
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  It was, it was sad. As we were going up the steps in
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  the Saint Peter's Church, Saint Peter's Basilica, we were going
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  to the top of the Dome. Graffiti there.
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  I'd bust their ass. So we found us a little look at
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  that. Yeah.
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  Oh, they're on a. They're on a Oh my God, look at
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  that. A casket.
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  Holy moly, that's insane. It's a Venetian hearse.
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  What is that? It's a Venetian hearse.
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  Well, you're looking live. You're looking live Race fans.
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  This is unbelievable. So anyway I wanted to get back
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  to something. When Kim and I went to Calgary
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  the lady said vacationing is not for the week.
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  There's a lot to it. I told I told John last night
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  started porn and John said let's walk around the block. 2 1/2
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  hours later we walked 2 1/2 hours around Venice and oh with
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  about a half a mile ago I said John my fun meter is pegged.
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  I hadn't had enough. It was raining.
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  You know what, though? This rain's kind of Ant.
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  I don't mind the rain at all. It's just perfect.
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  Actually, it's been awesome. All right, everybody, I guess
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  that's it. One last shot.
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  Here it is. So boggles the mind that this
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  city is built on wooden poles. It real.
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  Look, there, there's there's the bottom of the houses.
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  Look, isn't that nuts? All right, we're going.