Latest / Rather Be Rotting / 57 - RHUGT, RHONY, RHOSL, RHOC, Below Deck, Big Brother, and 90 Day Fiance
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- 0:00SPEAKER_00: Hello.
- 0:02SPEAKER_00: Hi, how are you?
- 0:04SPEAKER_00: I'm fantastic.
- 0:05SPEAKER_00: How are you?
- 0:06SPEAKER_00: I'm doing better.
- 0:10SPEAKER_00: Are you?
- 0:11SPEAKER_00: Yes, I was really ill.
- 0:13SPEAKER_00: What happened to you?
- 0:14SPEAKER_00: Seven-month-old baby knocked me out, as you know, and I've been sick for the past week.
- 0:20SPEAKER_00: And here we are at the tail end of my weekend, and you know, I might finally have the strength to make it to Monday, I think.
- 0:26SPEAKER_00: Gee.
- 0:27SPEAKER_00: And the strength to take to the pod.
- 0:29SPEAKER_00: It's just like so funny because you've said so many times that you never get sick.
- 0:34SPEAKER_00: Because I don't.
- 0:36SPEAKER_00: But you did.
- 0:38SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this was a first, and it was a big work week for me.
- 0:42SPEAKER_00: Yeah, convenient.
- 0:43SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
- 0:45SPEAKER_00: It's okay.
- 0:45SPEAKER_00: It was worth it.
- 0:46SPEAKER_00: I would take a thousand more open-mouth kisses from him and get sick a thousand more times.
- 0:51SPEAKER_00: Aww.
- 0:52SPEAKER_00: So where should we start?
- 0:54SPEAKER_00: I know they were a week ago, but should we touch on the Emmys briefly?
- 0:57SPEAKER_00: You know, my main takeaway is I need to watch Widow's Bay, which I know you already told me, but I haven't had a chance.
- 1:04SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you've had a week since.
- 1:08SPEAKER_00: You know what?
- 1:08SPEAKER_00: I'm going to Seattle for a work thing tomorrow, so maybe I'll download that for the plane.
- 1:15SPEAKER_00: I think that's a good idea.
- 1:17SPEAKER_00: I don't think it's as good as Hacks, the final season of Hacks was.
- 1:22SPEAKER_00: I still think Hacks should have won.
- 1:24SPEAKER_00: Uh, but Gene Smart won.
- 1:26SPEAKER_00: Of course.
- 1:27SPEAKER_00: I mean, Ashley should, but also the show should have won.
- 1:31SPEAKER_00: I agree.
- 1:31SPEAKER_00: I'm upset that it didn't.
- 1:33SPEAKER_00: That was the most flawless final season of any show ever in history.
- 1:37SPEAKER_00: Uh, period.
- 1:38SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:40SPEAKER_00: So otherwise, I mean, I think um Alice and Janney got lucky because she was nominated against a thousand actresses from the pit.
- 1:49SPEAKER_00: So I think they all just like split the vote, you know?
- 1:52SPEAKER_00: That might be what happened.
- 1:54SPEAKER_00: I do agree.
- 1:56SPEAKER_00: Uh, Matthew Reese won twice.
- 1:58SPEAKER_00: He also won for The Beast in Me, which I'm thinking, oh, I guess, you know, maybe I should watch that too.
- 2:02SPEAKER_00: I know, right?
- 2:03SPEAKER_00: Like a lot of things that I haven't gotten to that maybe I need to.
- 2:07SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 2:08SPEAKER_00: I mean, pretty much Hacks and Widows Bay Pluribus we watched and Ray Seahorn won.
- 2:12SPEAKER_00: I didn't finish Pluribus, and I don't feel like I'm missing anything by not.
- 2:18SPEAKER_00: I liked it.
- 2:20SPEAKER_00: Oh, um, what did you think about Marishka?
- 2:23SPEAKER_00: Honestly, like I thought she was fine.
- 2:26SPEAKER_00: I think that people gave it a flop, but I thought she did really well for what she was given.
- 2:33SPEAKER_00: I wouldn't say it was a flop, but I also wouldn't say that it was like amazing.
- 2:39SPEAKER_00: No, I think she was fine.
- 2:41SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she was she I was entertained and I felt like she had the right level of commitment and she sold what many couldn't.
- 2:50SPEAKER_00: And we got a cameo from our girl.
- 2:53SPEAKER_00: That was crazy.
- 2:56SPEAKER_00: Uh, and they scrambled the Swifties unscrambled the scramble.
- 3:01SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
- 3:02SPEAKER_00: So do you really think we're getting Taylor's version on November 10th?
- 3:06SPEAKER_00: Probably.
- 3:07SPEAKER_00: I think I mean we were due to get it, so the question is, do you care?
- 3:14SPEAKER_00: Oh yes, yeah, yes.
- 3:19SPEAKER_00: Yes, I definitely care.
- 3:21SPEAKER_00: It's gonna be weird to hear our song is a slam screen doors, but like older.
- 3:27SPEAKER_00: Do you care?
- 3:28SPEAKER_00: Not really, no.
- 3:29SPEAKER_00: Oh shocked.
- 3:33SPEAKER_00: I want that missing album that never came out.
- 3:36SPEAKER_00: Do we think that that's real?
- 3:39SPEAKER_00: Yes, and I think we'll never get it.
- 3:41SPEAKER_00: I think that she like spread the songs out on reputation and midnights.
- 3:47SPEAKER_00: Maybe I would at least like to like be brought up to speed on what happened.
- 3:54SPEAKER_00: Well, one day she will write a memoir and she will tell all.
- 3:58SPEAKER_00: That's like all I want before I pass on.
- 4:03SPEAKER_00: Barbara Streisands was like the most giant tome in history.
- 4:06SPEAKER_00: I feel like hers will be longer.
- 4:08SPEAKER_00: And I want details on every single guy.
- 4:11SPEAKER_00: I want to know, like, I want to know everything that occurred.
- 4:14SPEAKER_00: I want to know everything that almost occurred, everything she wished occurred.
- 4:18SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 4:20SPEAKER_00: The music.
- 4:21SPEAKER_00: I want music secrets, like the fall, the Carly Closs fallout, the Black Lion falling out.
- 4:28SPEAKER_00: Did she date Diana Agron?
- 4:30SPEAKER_00: Just get it off your chest, girl, to quote yourself.
- 4:33SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 4:34SPEAKER_00: Um, one thing we didn't talk about last week, we forgot, is a purchase that I made that is incredibly disappointing.
- 4:46SPEAKER_00: Tell tell the the peeps what you bought.
- 4:49SPEAKER_00: I hold in my hand a panza, a fangie.
- 4:54SPEAKER_00: And when I first unpackaged my fangie, it was stunning.
- 4:59SPEAKER_00: The packaging it was in was classy, wrapped with a bow, tissue, a seemingly handwritten note from one Angela Oakley, and I plugged that sucker in, charged it to 100%, and it has never once turned on.
- 5:17SPEAKER_00: And it probably never will.
- 5:18SPEAKER_00: And I don't think it ever will.
- 5:20SPEAKER_00: They put all their energy into the packaging, and none into making sure that it works.
- 5:25SPEAKER_00: So, what are you gonna do?
- 5:26SPEAKER_00: Are you gonna like take it back?
- 5:28SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna email.
- 5:29SPEAKER_00: This is the last thing Angie needs, is a is a product that doesn't work.
- 5:33SPEAKER_00: Like she's been through it with her houses, her flipping business that didn't work.
- 5:38SPEAKER_00: That's troubling.
- 5:41SPEAKER_00: So sorry to Angie.
- 5:43SPEAKER_00: We didn't myself.
- 5:44SPEAKER_00: Did we see Angie in Atlanta?
- 5:48SPEAKER_00: No, I don't believe we did.
- 5:50SPEAKER_00: I'm a girls' trip.
- 5:51SPEAKER_00: Why?
- 5:52SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure.
- 5:53SPEAKER_00: That seems like a miss.
- 5:55SPEAKER_00: Anyway, where would you like to begin?
- 5:58SPEAKER_00: Begin.
- 5:59SPEAKER_00: Well, I think we need to pay respects where respects are due, and that is to our dearest Angela.
- 6:05SPEAKER_00: Separately, I was also gonna anyway recommend that we just like get Big Brother done.
- 6:10SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so one Angela to another Angela.
- 6:14SPEAKER_00: She has since been evicted, but she is on the jury.
- 6:18SPEAKER_00: I'm devastated.
- 6:20SPEAKER_00: We got an incredible um performance that I call Ode to Chuck.
- 6:26SPEAKER_00: And she left.
- 6:27SPEAKER_00: It was so funny.
- 6:29SPEAKER_00: It was, and it just kept going.
- 6:31SPEAKER_00: And I could have watched like 20 more minutes of it easily.
- 6:35SPEAKER_00: And I feel like that's something I would do in the house.
- 6:39SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 6:40SPEAKER_00: Like in between my sobs to remind my husband of things that needed to get done.
- 6:44SPEAKER_00: But also, like, you know, she did say, I love the way you love me, but you're probably not doing any of the shit I want you to be doing.
- 6:53SPEAKER_00: I can, you know, the two things can be true.
- 6:56SPEAKER_00: We also learned she can do a great Jennifer Coolidge impression.
- 7:00SPEAKER_00: Why didn't they show more of that?
- 7:02SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 7:03SPEAKER_00: That was awesome.
- 7:03SPEAKER_00: That was like a great little gift for those of us who were sad she was gone.
- 7:08SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 7:09SPEAKER_00: Um, so we're basically there was like a double eviction, essentially we're down what can we talk about Wednesday's episode?
- 7:17SPEAKER_00: And I just would like to say that Big Brother does not respect our time.
- 7:21SPEAKER_00: Why was Wednesday's episode two hours?
- 7:23SPEAKER_00: Do they not understand that we have Salt Lake City back, we have New York back?
- 7:27SPEAKER_00: Respect our time.
- 7:29SPEAKER_00: Mine was only an hour and a half because I watched it on Paramount Plus without commercials.
- 7:33SPEAKER_00: Well, I mean, I fast forward the commercials, but like I mean, technically you would call it a two hours.
- 7:39SPEAKER_00: It was two hours of prime time.
- 7:40SPEAKER_00: No, I don't know why it was so long.
- 7:42SPEAKER_00: I have no idea.
- 7:44SPEAKER_00: That's unnecessary and disrespectful.
- 7:46SPEAKER_00: You need to respect our time.
- 7:48SPEAKER_00: We put up with your bullshit hijinks.
- 7:50SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like they already tried to force me into an unlocked episode.
- 7:54SPEAKER_00: I fast-forwarded all of the unlocked parts.
- 7:57SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 7:58SPEAKER_00: So then on Wednesday, what we did have, and shockingly, what I didn't fast forward through was the pressure cooker challenge.
- 8:06SPEAKER_00: I did.
- 8:06SPEAKER_00: I fast for doop, doop, doop, doop, doop.
- 8:09SPEAKER_00: So when Melody dropped, Drew was like, you just crushed that melody, like you crushed it.
- 8:15SPEAKER_00: I would have tackled him.
- 8:17SPEAKER_00: I don't care if that got me evicted.
- 8:19SPEAKER_00: Like, don't fucking say that.
- 8:21SPEAKER_00: He said that to everyone who fell.
- 8:23SPEAKER_00: Like that guy, and I know he's like leaning into the weasel of it all, which makes me appreciate him a little bit more, but how do they do it?
- 8:32SPEAKER_00: How do they do it for 12 hours?
- 8:34SPEAKER_00: I I I don't know.
- 8:36SPEAKER_00: I I'm not sure that I could.
- 8:38SPEAKER_00: No, I don't be I don't I like to think I'm like determined and stubborn, but you you are stubborn, I'll tell you right now.
- 8:45SPEAKER_00: Do you think I could do it?
- 8:47SPEAKER_00: It depends it would depend on if you needed to be that stubborn.
- 8:53SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 8:54SPEAKER_00: I just can't imagine it like every second times 60 times 60 again, times 12.
- 9:02SPEAKER_00: It'd be like that time that your boyfriend ate too much weed gummy and said every minute feels like an hour.
- 9:08SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 9:08SPEAKER_00: Only you wouldn't be high.
- 9:10SPEAKER_00: No.
- 9:12SPEAKER_00: And then also, I would just like to say, I mean, I guess we probably all knew immediately that Drew didn't have a cousin.
- 9:18SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 9:19SPEAKER_00: But what did you think of Josh's move to promise to keep Drew safe?
- 9:24SPEAKER_00: Or oh, he Drew, uh, Josh.
- 9:28SPEAKER_00: Well, I was gonna say that Yosh was smart to not take or to let Drew win because Drew, Josh said Drew is likely to win the blockbuster anyway.
- 9:41SPEAKER_00: So he's gonna be around next week.
- 9:43SPEAKER_00: I might as well have this deal with him.
- 9:45SPEAKER_00: And at the time I was like, oh, that's like pretty good thinking.
- 9:48SPEAKER_00: But how do you feel now?
- 9:50SPEAKER_00: Well, if Josh had won, would that change anything about the sec about the double eviction?
- 9:58SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure.
- 9:59SPEAKER_00: Probably well, I think maybe Drew wouldn't have won the blockbuster, though.
- 10:05SPEAKER_00: Why not?
- 10:07SPEAKER_00: Maybe they could have, maybe, maybe he maybe wouldn't have won and they could have gotten him out if Josh hadn't handed him the win.
- 10:13SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, you're right, you're right.
- 10:15SPEAKER_00: Because he didn't have to play in the blockbuster, right?
- 10:18SPEAKER_00: And so if Drew had gotten out, who knows how the double eviction would have gone.
- 10:22SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 10:23SPEAKER_00: Oh, but he didn't know a double eviction was on the heels.
- 10:26SPEAKER_00: They did though.
- 10:27SPEAKER_00: They all were talking about it.
- 10:29SPEAKER_00: They knew.
- 10:29SPEAKER_00: That's true.
- 10:30SPEAKER_00: I'm fine with Josh leaving.
- 10:32SPEAKER_00: His hair was really getting on my last nerve.
- 10:35SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I couldn't look at it for much longer.
- 10:37SPEAKER_00: What about Barrett leaving?
- 10:38SPEAKER_00: I felt so bad for him when he was crying, and then his laundry was gone, and he like made a big game move.
- 10:45SPEAKER_00: Like he was the only one who had the balls to put up the icons.
- 10:48SPEAKER_00: I know.
- 10:49SPEAKER_00: Like I was I was actually really rooting for Barrett, so I'm bummed.
- 10:52SPEAKER_00: I felt bad when he cried.
- 10:55SPEAKER_00: Me too.
- 10:56SPEAKER_00: And then Melody, what the fuck?
- 10:59SPEAKER_00: What is what has she been eating?
- 11:00SPEAKER_00: What's been in her like she's been eating her Wheaties or something?
- 11:04SPEAKER_00: What do you mean?
- 11:05SPEAKER_00: She won two competitions in a row.
- 11:08SPEAKER_00: Maybe she just like finally woke up a little bit.
- 11:11SPEAKER_00: I mean, you gotta win something to like make an argument.
- 11:14SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's what Drew even said.
- 11:16SPEAKER_00: He's like, win something.
- 11:17SPEAKER_00: I can't I can't help you forever.
- 11:19SPEAKER_00: Like, sorry, Taylor, but like Yeah.
- 11:23SPEAKER_00: She is very sure she's playing a great social game, but like if Taylor gets to the end, I don't think she wins.
- 11:29SPEAKER_00: No, I don't really think Melody wins either.
- 11:31SPEAKER_00: What if the end was Melody and Taylor?
- 11:34SPEAKER_00: Then I would stop watching.
- 11:36SPEAKER_00: I think Melody would have to win because it would upset me.
- 11:41SPEAKER_00: I cannot believe Dean and Devin survived both of these evictions.
- 11:46SPEAKER_00: These people are idiots.
- 11:48SPEAKER_00: They are.
- 11:50SPEAKER_00: What did you think about the Fokker and Law movie screening?
- 11:54SPEAKER_00: It's like to these people, getting to watch a movie is like going to it's the equivalent of going to Disneyland when you have no entertainment.
- 12:00SPEAKER_00: You know, I fast-forwarded all of that.
- 12:02SPEAKER_00: I did too, but you know, at least I can appreciate what this means to them when like all they have is each other and pacing back and forth and music, like if they win.
- 12:13SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 12:14SPEAKER_00: So we're almost done.
- 12:15SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
- 12:16SPEAKER_00: Do we have two weeks left or just one?
- 12:18SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 12:20SPEAKER_00: I just kind of watch what they tell me.
- 12:22SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, I have Survivor starting this week, though.
- 12:25SPEAKER_00: So I think we're probably almost done with Big Brother.
- 12:27SPEAKER_00: Like, if this isn't the finale, then it'll be the following week.
- 12:30SPEAKER_00: Who do you want to win?
- 12:31SPEAKER_00: Devon's.
- 12:32SPEAKER_00: Yeah, at this point for me, it's Devin's for sure.
- 12:35SPEAKER_00: But I always felt that way.
- 12:37SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 12:37SPEAKER_00: Well, obviously, I was rooting for Angela.
- 12:40SPEAKER_00: She shouldn't have won, dude.
- 12:41SPEAKER_00: You know that.
- 12:42SPEAKER_00: I at least wanted her to make it to the end just so I could spend more the most time with her that I could.
- 12:48SPEAKER_00: She gave us a lot.
- 12:50SPEAKER_00: Not with the gameplay, though.
- 12:52SPEAKER_00: No, but she gave us what she lacked in gameplay, she made up in sparkling personality.
- 12:57SPEAKER_00: That is true.
- 12:58SPEAKER_00: Shall we move on to the Bravo universe?
- 13:01SPEAKER_00: Yes, with our final Angie, Katzenames.
- 13:05SPEAKER_00: She looked great.
- 13:06SPEAKER_00: She looked so good.
- 13:07SPEAKER_00: Salt Lake is back.
- 13:09SPEAKER_00: What did you think of?
- 13:10SPEAKER_00: So obviously, it was like a different type of season premiere because we lost one Robert Jr.
- 13:18SPEAKER_00: I'm glad we took a whole episode to dedicate to that.
- 13:22SPEAKER_00: They had they had to.
- 13:23SPEAKER_00: Anything less would have been calling.
- 13:27SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 13:27SPEAKER_00: Mary gave such a gift filming with Robert in the throes of his addiction, which you could argue is good or bad, but I mean, either way, it's like raising awareness and her intentions were to help people.
- 13:40SPEAKER_00: And what do you think about like the way she seems to be handling it?
- 13:45SPEAKER_00: I don't like this is not the Mary that I know.
- 13:49SPEAKER_00: Like, how does she have such a solid head on her shoulders?
- 13:51SPEAKER_00: This is where I get envious of people who are deeply religious.
- 13:56SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 13:57SPEAKER_00: Because they have the ability to have a greater thing to believe in when these types of things happen.
- 14:03SPEAKER_00: Whereas like I don't feel that way.
- 14:07SPEAKER_00: So to me, it would be a lot easier to just like wallow in it.
- 14:11SPEAKER_00: I was sad that she said her siblings didn't even come to his funeral.
- 14:14SPEAKER_00: What the fuck was that?
- 14:16SPEAKER_00: Brutal.
- 14:17SPEAKER_00: Brutale.
- 14:19SPEAKER_00: Like she said these girls are her only family.
- 14:21SPEAKER_00: Like, what?
- 14:22SPEAKER_00: What about all of the people like in her church community?
- 14:25SPEAKER_00: I I don't know.
- 14:26SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 14:27SPEAKER_00: That's actually a good question.
- 14:28SPEAKER_00: That baffled me.
- 14:30SPEAKER_00: It's baffling me right now.
- 14:32SPEAKER_00: What also baffled me was that Fletch College is 21 and Baby Gorgeous is 14.
- 14:38SPEAKER_00: And they both have those fucking mullets.
- 14:41SPEAKER_00: What?
- 14:42SPEAKER_00: I know we probably sound old, but like the fuck.
- 14:46SPEAKER_00: I don't get the mullet thing.
- 14:48SPEAKER_00: I really don't.
- 14:50SPEAKER_00: So elsewhere in the episode, we didn't get any Britney, which I thought was appropriate.
- 14:54SPEAKER_00: I feel like she would have ruined it.
- 14:56SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 14:57SPEAKER_00: But Bronwyn is moving right along from Todd.
- 15:04SPEAKER_00: In love.
- 15:05SPEAKER_00: In Lerv.
- 15:06SPEAKER_00: This hot ass man.
- 15:08SPEAKER_00: And both Whitney and Angie have not spoken of actual divorces yet.
- 15:17SPEAKER_00: No.
- 15:18SPEAKER_00: And it seems that Lisa and John are in a better place.
- 15:22SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 15:22SPEAKER_01: So good for that.
- 15:24SPEAKER_00: Aside from the Robert of it all, the biggest thing is Meredith.
- 15:29SPEAKER_00: She looks great, right?
- 15:30SPEAKER_00: Her facelift looks great.
- 15:32SPEAKER_00: Why is she wearing a wig or a topper?
- 15:35SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what I think we're gonna get into that because they do talk about the wigs like in the teaser for this rest of the season.
- 15:42SPEAKER_00: I must have missed that.
- 15:44SPEAKER_00: Like there's something about like, oh, her wig is giving making her head hurt and go crazy or something, they said.
- 15:50SPEAKER_00: Okay, good.
- 15:51SPEAKER_00: Because I was like, Meredith's wearing a wig.
- 15:53SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and she wears one a lot in the in the previews.
- 15:57SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 15:58SPEAKER_00: So we'll get to that.
- 15:59SPEAKER_00: Uh I would like to update you on Bronwyn.
- 16:03SPEAKER_00: That cut to Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live, saying how are things with you and Brandon, and her saying, who?
- 16:10SPEAKER_00: And then she says that was like 14 boyfriends ago.
- 16:12SPEAKER_00: I'm having girls summer and I'm having the time of my life.
- 16:16SPEAKER_00: I'm the happiest girl ever been.
- 16:18SPEAKER_00: Just hooking up with guys.
- 16:20SPEAKER_00: Honestly, go girl.
- 16:22SPEAKER_00: Totally.
- 16:22SPEAKER_00: And she looks like really good.
- 16:24SPEAKER_00: Everyone should have that phase.
- 16:25SPEAKER_00: Any more thoughts before we move on to Orange Count?
- 16:28SPEAKER_00: No, I think that this season was all about paying respects, R.I.P.
- 16:31SPEAKER_00: to Robert.
- 16:32SPEAKER_00: You mean the premiere?
- 16:33SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think the premiere was all about paying our respects, R.I.P.
- 16:36SPEAKER_00: to Robert, and I can't wait for the rest of the seas.
- 16:40SPEAKER_00: So over in Orange County, we left off with a very odd time at Vicki's house.
- 16:48SPEAKER_00: They were like hostage victims tiptoeing around making pizza under her wall.
- 16:54SPEAKER_00: I feel like Vicky is not well because they're like, you asked us to get out of your house, and she's like, No, I didn't.
- 17:03SPEAKER_00: But like she literally did.
- 17:05SPEAKER_00: She said I asked the crew to get out, which I mean there's no way of confirming that.
- 17:09SPEAKER_00: Why would she ask the crew and not the girls when the girls were the ones upsetting her?
- 17:13SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 17:14SPEAKER_00: And the music made it sound like a horror movie, honestly.
- 17:17SPEAKER_00: It seemed like it didn't need the music to make it seem that way.
- 17:20SPEAKER_00: I would have left too.
- 17:21SPEAKER_00: When you leave under the cover of night, do you leave um the gift bag with the whoop-it-up hat behind or do you take it with you?
- 17:30SPEAKER_00: I think you take it.
- 17:31SPEAKER_00: Oh, I was gonna say maybe leave it behind.
- 17:34SPEAKER_00: I think you can take it.
- 17:35SPEAKER_00: Because you know she wanted to Venmo.
- 17:37SPEAKER_00: She was tallying up everything she spent on the weekend, which is like if you are really like well off, you don't need to be doing that.
- 17:45SPEAKER_00: Do you think there's something amiss with this Mike guy?
- 17:48SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 17:50SPEAKER_00: I don't I think it's Vicky that's amiss.
- 17:54SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't we didn't see enough of Mike to know.
- 17:59SPEAKER_00: Like, obviously, she has a terrible track record.
- 18:01SPEAKER_00: I mean, maybe he just is uncomfortable with the cameras, like, you know, who's to say like what my boyfriend would do in that situation?
- 18:09SPEAKER_00: Like, I'll know what my husband would do.
- 18:12SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like you come in, he comes in and she's upset, and he doesn't, you know.
- 18:19SPEAKER_00: I just can't, I feel like I don't know enough to judge him.
- 18:23SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but something is weird, yeah.
- 18:26SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
- 18:28SPEAKER_00: Something is not right, I can't tell if it's him or her.
- 18:31SPEAKER_00: And she did open up at the end about her insecurities when it comes to dating.
- 18:36SPEAKER_00: Like, and let's not let's remember, I'm also in my other phase where she literally just begged a man who openly admitted he lied about cancer to stay with her.
- 18:44SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so insecure, and you know why it is?
- 18:47SPEAKER_00: It's because Slade told her she was ugly.
- 18:49SPEAKER_00: And you know what?
- 18:50SPEAKER_00: Slade is dead to me, he can burn in hell.
- 18:52SPEAKER_00: I hate Slade.
- 18:53SPEAKER_00: I've finally come around and seen what a monster he is.
- 18:56SPEAKER_00: Like, he fucked up Vicky for the rest of her fucking life.
- 18:59SPEAKER_00: And look at what she's had to deal with with men.
- 19:01SPEAKER_00: I can't say my real opinion now.
- 19:03SPEAKER_00: What I can't say my real opinion now.
- 19:07SPEAKER_00: What?
- 19:08SPEAKER_00: I don't think that she didn't look like Miss Piggy.
- 19:12SPEAKER_00: But that's beside the point.
- 19:15SPEAKER_00: Like, I wouldn't have said it to her, but like I don't like, but like we all thought, weren't we all thinking it?
- 19:21SPEAKER_00: We all were thinking it.
- 19:22SPEAKER_00: Maybe, but like saying it on the show, like I don't know.
- 19:26SPEAKER_00: I just hate him.
- 19:26SPEAKER_00: And he's terrible, obviously.
- 19:28SPEAKER_00: If she didn't hear it from Slade, she probably would have heard it online, and it sucks.
- 19:33SPEAKER_00: Life is harder for people who are ugly.
- 19:35SPEAKER_00: I'm not saying Vicky's ugly, but I'm saying when there's something about your looks that's teasable or whatever, like life is just harder, and that's like it.
- 19:42SPEAKER_00: 100%.
- 19:43SPEAKER_00: That's a fact.
- 19:44SPEAKER_00: Many reasons I don't want to have kids because like if your kid is not hot, life is gonna be harder for them, and I don't want to subject another human to that life if I can't.
- 19:56SPEAKER_00: I got lucky because my kid's adorable, so he's gonna have a great life.
- 20:00SPEAKER_00: Adorable kids don't always make attractive adults, so mine will we'll see.
- 20:05SPEAKER_00: Time will tell.
- 20:06SPEAKER_00: Imagine me as a man, that's gonna look like.
- 20:11SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I do, and it's Kurt from Glee.
- 20:13SPEAKER_00: So he's he's a great looking.
- 20:15SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's very happy.
- 20:17SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so I think that Kurt from Glee, if your son turns out to look like him, that will be a delight.
- 20:24SPEAKER_00: It could be worse.
- 20:25SPEAKER_00: A hundred percent.
- 20:27SPEAKER_00: Like even me personally, like I know I'm like fine or whatever, but I know life would be easier for me if I were like really hot.
- 20:35SPEAKER_00: Yeah, if I was really hot, like uh the things I could get away with.
- 20:38SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'd be I just know I'd be richer, I know I'd have more fun life experiences, like I'd get more opportunities to go to like cool parties, you know.
- 20:47SPEAKER_00: It's just that's the thing about influencers, and I I work in the industry, not on that side of the camera, obviously.
- 20:56SPEAKER_00: So I am aware, like, yes, being an influencer is work, it's hard.
- 20:59SPEAKER_00: I I get all that, but also you don't get to be one if you're not hot, you know.
- 21:07SPEAKER_00: I mean it's a lot of money to be hot if you're not, which I don't have, so yeah.
- 21:12SPEAKER_00: I know our mother is gonna hate this conversation, but like this is this is the world we live in sex, so anyway, Vicki needs therapy, oh big time, big time because then like I was frustrated with her giving Tamara her play by play, and Tamara, like I wonder how she'll feel when she watches the footage back.
- 21:35SPEAKER_00: Because when she was talking to Vicky, she was like very team Vicky, just trying to be a good friend, I think.
- 21:40SPEAKER_00: So I'll be curious because like in my opinion, Vicky was 100% at fault for all of that.
- 21:46SPEAKER_00: Like, yeah, oh yeah, she didn't do anything wrong.
- 21:49SPEAKER_00: No self awareness, no self awareness, no, zero.
- 21:54SPEAKER_00: Shannon had to freaking stay there with her.
- 21:57SPEAKER_00: Oh god, yeah, that's a nightmare.
- 22:01SPEAKER_00: So that those are my big takeaways from that episode.
- 22:04SPEAKER_00: I don't feel like a whole lot else.
- 22:06SPEAKER_00: I feel like Orange County might be three strikes year out with it bringing back older legendary cast members.
- 22:14SPEAKER_00: I don't think I know that they kind of had to, but like I just don't think they should have.
- 22:18SPEAKER_00: I I kind of knew it wasn't gonna.
- 22:20SPEAKER_00: Really?
- 22:21SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
- 22:22SPEAKER_00: I was I was really optimistic.
- 22:25SPEAKER_00: Um, so also on Girls Trip where Vicky is as well, she finally whooped it up.
- 22:30SPEAKER_00: So maybe we're getting a little more from her in Miami, but the big takeaway from this episode was how insufferable drunk Luann is.
- 22:39SPEAKER_00: But can we stay with Vicky for one second?
- 22:42SPEAKER_00: Because I thought the conversation with Portia and Giselle being like, so Vicky, why were you uncomfortable there?
- 22:48SPEAKER_00: It was all housewives, and then it's almost like, do you think they just didn't want to say because it was all yeah, because then they said, Were you jealous that you didn't get the same reception that Nini did?
- 23:01SPEAKER_00: I'm like, that's a reach.
- 23:02SPEAKER_00: I think it's pretty clear what the issue is here.
- 23:04SPEAKER_00: Like, are you just not wanting to say actually no, but but what they said about the Nene thing, there is discourse of that online as well.
- 23:12SPEAKER_00: They're not the only ones to think that.
- 23:15SPEAKER_00: Really?
- 23:16SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I never would have thought that.
- 23:18SPEAKER_00: I thought it was like very uh clear no put into a freaking monster unleashed, and I loved it.
- 23:31SPEAKER_00: I couldn't get enough.
- 23:33SPEAKER_00: Definitely, it was really it was it took me back to the times when she was really drinking on Roni, and I just want to see her in a bush, you know.
- 23:47SPEAKER_00: She was in honestly, I think rare form because I feel like she doesn't drink on camera like that.
- 23:54SPEAKER_00: Or why recent time, like yeah, that much.
- 23:58SPEAKER_00: And it's funny, someone else was drinking and she says, Oh, she's starting.
- 24:01SPEAKER_00: You know, she doesn't turn into quote, and it's like, oh my god, Louie.
- 24:05SPEAKER_00: That is the type of drunk if I was around that I would like leave.
- 24:09SPEAKER_00: You just have to kind of just sit back and and it's funny on um Watch What Happens Live, Marisol and Alexia were there and they were like talking you know, reviewing all the housewives, and they're like, Kyle was shockingly quiet.
- 24:22SPEAKER_00: I'm like, how did the word in?
- 24:24SPEAKER_00: Yeah, how could anyone get a word in?
- 24:26SPEAKER_00: Like other ladies may have tried, but I would have been Kyle and been like, I'm just not even gonna try to get a word in with this Luann of it all.
- 24:34SPEAKER_00: So anything else, like big take?
- 24:37SPEAKER_00: Like, I feel like this episode that was really the meeting of potatoes.
- 24:41SPEAKER_00: I mean, it was just fun.
- 24:42SPEAKER_00: I just love to watch it.
- 24:44SPEAKER_00: Thank you, Luann, for that.
- 24:46SPEAKER_00: On Watch What Happens Live, Andy said that if it were up to him, they'd be filming Miami right now.
- 24:51SPEAKER_00: Yeah, if it were up to me also.
- 24:54SPEAKER_00: I don't know what the holdup is.
- 24:55SPEAKER_00: Todd and Alexia are back together if you didn't know.
- 24:59SPEAKER_00: No.
- 25:00SPEAKER_00: And Marisol approves now.
- 25:02SPEAKER_00: How in the hell did that happen?
- 25:05SPEAKER_00: Why are cameras not up to capture this?
- 25:07SPEAKER_00: I guess Todd told Marisol, like, you were right, I wasn't treating her well, blah, blah, blah.
- 25:12SPEAKER_00: Because you know Marisol's not gonna just like get over things easily.
- 25:18SPEAKER_00: It looks like next week there's gonna be, it said coming up next week, the lingerie party in Miami.
- 25:24SPEAKER_00: And then they also showed like a lunch with Carol, and then they also showed a party in New York, like with Louanna's a pirate.
- 25:29SPEAKER_00: I'm like, that's too many things for one episode.
- 25:33SPEAKER_00: Maybe it won't be just one.
- 25:36SPEAKER_00: Hopefully, but usually it's like uh here's what's coming up for the rest of the season, or here's what's coming up next episode.
- 25:42SPEAKER_00: So yeah, we'll see.
- 25:45SPEAKER_00: But I mean, there's it's a lot to pack in.
- 25:47SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm having fun, I'm having a great time.
- 25:50SPEAKER_00: Me too.
- 25:50SPEAKER_00: I'd like more from Teresa.
- 25:52SPEAKER_00: Teresa is crazy nothing, burger.
- 25:56SPEAKER_00: It's unlike she does seem like a good ass friend, though.
- 25:59SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but like everyone's giving Vicky shit.
- 26:01SPEAKER_00: I feel like the same could be said for Teresa, honestly.
- 26:03SPEAKER_00: She's not doing Teresa's not being a Debbie Downer, she's like just rolling with it.
- 26:07SPEAKER_00: That's true, and honestly, kind of like Kyle.
- 26:09SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
- 26:11SPEAKER_00: Um New York?
- 26:13SPEAKER_00: Okay, we can do New York.
- 26:15SPEAKER_00: Whoever wrote Erica's tagline, friendships come and go, but Taco's there forever, should be fired.
- 26:22SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
- 26:22SPEAKER_00: Fired.
- 26:23SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that was uh swinging a miss.
- 26:28SPEAKER_00: Why did that get on the air?
- 26:29SPEAKER_00: That must have been an accident.
- 26:30SPEAKER_00: And also, why are all these ladies such good friends with Martha Stewart?
- 26:33SPEAKER_00: They all are connected through Martha.
- 26:35SPEAKER_00: It's quite interesting.
- 26:36SPEAKER_00: Six degrees of uh Martha Stewart.
- 26:38SPEAKER_00: What else did we have?
- 26:40SPEAKER_00: We had uh Aaron's pipe burst.
- 26:43SPEAKER_00: That's a big bar.
- 26:45SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's sad.
- 26:47SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 26:48SPEAKER_00: Um, Erica gave us a great hack for if you're sleeping alone in your house and you're rich, put all your expensive stuff outside the door.
- 26:56SPEAKER_00: Very smart.
- 26:57SPEAKER_00: And then hopefully that the burglars will know, like, okay, we're gonna leave her alone in there.
- 27:02SPEAKER_00: But then, like, also it's like, can we trust that she gave us everything?
- 27:06SPEAKER_00: Maybe they'll just be happy that with what they got.
- 27:08unknown: Yeah.
- 27:09SPEAKER_00: What did you think about um Daisy's text from her tutor?
- 27:14SPEAKER_00: That she must have done something to let him believe it would be okay to send those texts.
- 27:20SPEAKER_00: That he might implode.
- 27:22SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like I don't I don't think she's an innocent bystander here.
- 27:26SPEAKER_00: No, and the fact that she's reading this on TV is wild, but that is exactly what we need in our housewives.
- 27:32SPEAKER_00: Like the the lack of like, oh, I'm being filmed and this is gonna come back bad on me.
- 27:35SPEAKER_00: Like, that's the other ladies had too much of that, so yeah.
- 27:40SPEAKER_00: I mean, I think this is a very promising cast, so promising.
- 27:45SPEAKER_00: So let's hope that we're not let down.
- 27:47SPEAKER_00: I thought that Jessel, God, I love when a girl can't read a room, you know.
- 27:53SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 27:54SPEAKER_00: Asking Carol about Carolyn Bassett and she was a Carol.
- 27:58SPEAKER_00: Carol and Jessel seem like they're gonna be oil and water.
- 28:01SPEAKER_00: That does appear to be the case.
- 28:04SPEAKER_00: And if I were Carol, I'd probably hate her, also.
- 28:08SPEAKER_00: So my boyfriend was in the room with me when I was watching New York, and they showed that confessional where Erin's boobs are down to her belly button, and he goes, What is she wearing?
- 28:18SPEAKER_00: He's like, You gotta perk perk those puppies up.
- 28:21SPEAKER_00: Like even he was like so offended by her outfit.
- 28:24SPEAKER_00: He never makes comments like that.
- 28:26SPEAKER_00: That's how you know it's serious.
- 28:29SPEAKER_00: I know.
- 28:29SPEAKER_00: And then Eileen Woodley at the Emmys.
- 28:33SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
- 28:34SPEAKER_00: That's a good Halloween costume, though.
- 28:36SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, yeah.
- 28:38SPEAKER_00: My only other takeaway is now we know who does Martha Stewart's Botox.
- 28:41SPEAKER_00: So if we have enough money, we we too can look as good as her.
- 28:45SPEAKER_00: I wonder how much he charges per unit.
- 28:47SPEAKER_00: Yeah, probably like a thousand dollars a unit.
- 28:50SPEAKER_00: I think they're like I don't know.
- 28:54SPEAKER_00: It would it would upset me if somebody charged an exorbitant amount per unit just because they work with celebrities.
- 29:01SPEAKER_00: I'm pretty sure, like a thousand percent sure that's what happens.
- 29:04SPEAKER_00: Okay, below deck.
- 29:07SPEAKER_00: Jen is cuckoo for she hurt her wrist.
- 29:11SPEAKER_00: And like all of the stress is making her wrist hurt worse.
- 29:14SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what don't you get about it?
- 29:17SPEAKER_00: Rage texting uh Luke.
- 29:21SPEAKER_00: She speaking of women who need therapy.
- 29:25SPEAKER_00: I I couldn't help but wonder like how real are the texts that they pop up on the side of the screen.
- 29:31SPEAKER_00: Because her first text that her first rage text ended with, This will be the last time you hear from me.
- 29:38SPEAKER_00: And then she proceeded to text him like four more times.
- 29:41SPEAKER_00: It's just funny.
- 29:42SPEAKER_00: So funny.
- 29:43SPEAKER_00: I just like she's everything to me.
- 29:47SPEAKER_00: This episode really stressed me out.
- 29:50SPEAKER_00: The guests swam away.
- 29:52SPEAKER_00: They did, and that wasn't any of the guys' fault.
- 29:55SPEAKER_00: Like, what could they have done in that situation?
- 29:57SPEAKER_00: Like, Joe did what he could, he took the little thingy and just at least tried to stay next to them.
- 30:02SPEAKER_00: I'm worried that Nathan's gonna like hold it against him.
- 30:07SPEAKER_00: He's gonna use this to make Joe look bad, the Captain Sandy.
- 30:10SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and it's not true.
- 30:11SPEAKER_00: And then like Max couldn't leave and go with them either because he had to stay behind with the other ladies.
- 30:16SPEAKER_00: Like, this was the guests' fault.
- 30:19SPEAKER_00: Totally.
- 30:20SPEAKER_00: But maybe the their thing is like, well, you should have told them and made it clear to them, like they can't swim without you.
- 30:25SPEAKER_00: Like they said that you can swim, you just have to wait for us, and they just didn't.
- 30:30SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's just a tricky situation, and then the other stressful part was that guest fucking dislocating her shoulder.
- 30:38SPEAKER_00: Also not Joe's fault.
- 30:40SPEAKER_00: Whose fault was that?
- 30:42SPEAKER_00: I think it's just an accident, but was he going too fast?
- 30:47SPEAKER_00: Um, I mean, I think this is like why you sign waivers, dude.
- 30:52SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 30:53SPEAKER_00: I feel like maybe he was going too fast.
- 30:57SPEAKER_00: So I feel bad for Joe.
- 30:59SPEAKER_00: Me too.
- 31:00SPEAKER_00: But that was gnarly.
- 31:02SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it was.
- 31:04SPEAKER_00: Also, TBD.
- 31:06SPEAKER_00: T B E C.
- 31:07SPEAKER_00: That's a good TBC.
- 31:09SPEAKER_00: Definitely.
- 31:10SPEAKER_00: Anyways.
- 31:11SPEAKER_00: Do you want to touch on Warman Wives real quick?
- 31:13SPEAKER_00: We couldn't manage to make it through the last five.
- 31:17SPEAKER_00: Oh, you did.
- 31:17SPEAKER_00: You finished the season.
- 31:19SPEAKER_00: Some of us pulled through in the end.
- 31:21SPEAKER_00: When you told me specifically, I'm gonna not watch anymore.
- 31:24SPEAKER_00: You did it to me again.
- 31:25SPEAKER_00: This is the second time that you have said you will stop at a certain stopping point and did not.
- 31:31SPEAKER_00: It was only one episode, okay.
- 31:34SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so a lot of what I'm hearing is that Taylor Frankie Paul is on drugs.
- 31:39SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's been the discourse online.
- 31:42SPEAKER_00: I didn't take that from that, but maybe I just haven't seen enough people on drugs.
- 31:45SPEAKER_00: Allegedly, she failed a drug test and lost additional custody because of it.
- 31:50SPEAKER_00: So what drugs is she on?
- 31:52SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 31:53SPEAKER_00: Maybe I'd guess like pills of some kind.
- 31:56SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 31:57SPEAKER_00: I'm not like I didn't get invited to alcohol parties in school, so like I'm not the one to speculate on I don't know what the kids are doing.
- 32:03SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know what it looks like if you're high on marijuana, and I know what it looks like if you're drunk, and that's all I know.
- 32:08SPEAKER_00: I think I can I think I've watched enough Vanderpump rules to know if you're coked out as well.
- 32:13SPEAKER_00: But could it be cocaine?
- 32:15SPEAKER_00: I don't think it's cocaine.
- 32:17SPEAKER_00: I think in the in the Mormonism, they do a lot of ketamine.
- 32:22SPEAKER_00: Oh yes.
- 32:25SPEAKER_00: Interesting.
- 32:26SPEAKER_00: I could be wrong.
- 32:27SPEAKER_00: It also came out that um who's the one, who's the skin one?
- 32:33SPEAKER_00: Michaela.
- 32:34SPEAKER_00: Michaela, she's no longer going to return because she can't support Hulu giving Taylor a platform, which I actually respect.
- 32:41SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think it's exploitative at this point because this one woman is clearly not well.
- 32:46SPEAKER_00: 1000%.
- 32:48SPEAKER_00: I think that maybe we're just done.
- 32:51SPEAKER_00: And I think that's okay.
- 32:53SPEAKER_00: I'm happy with what we've gotten.
- 32:55SPEAKER_00: I'm happy with this whole phenomenon, and I won't miss it.
- 32:59SPEAKER_00: I won't, you know, I'm never like oh, we won't have a chance because we've got me coming to the traders.
- 33:06SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, I'm so excited! Oh my gosh, our girl! Yeah.
- 33:14SPEAKER_00: Who else are we excited for?
- 33:16SPEAKER_00: Casey Wilson.
- 33:18SPEAKER_00: I'm so excited.
- 33:21SPEAKER_00: Everyone from Survivor.
- 33:22SPEAKER_00: I don't know those people.
- 33:25SPEAKER_00: I do.
- 33:26SPEAKER_00: Ronwyn.
- 33:28SPEAKER_00: Ronwyn.
- 33:29SPEAKER_00: Um I would I'm like, I don't know that Cynthia is gonna like do a lot of anything, but I'm happy to have her.
- 33:38SPEAKER_00: I think Giselle will do a great job.
- 33:41SPEAKER_00: I do too.
- 33:43SPEAKER_00: She's she can be messy.
- 33:45SPEAKER_00: Um, we also have like Taylor Hale and Jag from Big Brother.
- 33:50SPEAKER_00: Yes, excited about that.
- 33:52SPEAKER_00: Um, we have Kristen Chennoeth.
- 33:55SPEAKER_00: So random.
- 33:56SPEAKER_00: I know, but I love a little random, just like that little Hobbit man.
- 34:00SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 34:02SPEAKER_00: It's gonna be great.
- 34:03SPEAKER_00: I mean, the traitors is always great, so and whoever I don't know, I will learn to love or hate.
- 34:10SPEAKER_00: Like Rob.
- 34:12SPEAKER_00: Like Rob! Exactly, and Mora.
- 34:16SPEAKER_00: I never knew Mora before, and now I'm like a better person for having known who she was, and now I'm tanking about her on dancing with the stars with Mark all the time.
- 34:24SPEAKER_00: But you're not watching, are you?
- 34:26SPEAKER_00: I watch on TikTok.
- 34:27SPEAKER_00: And how'd she do?
- 34:28SPEAKER_00: She I heard she did well, she'd be pretty good.
- 34:31SPEAKER_00: Good for her, and well, and she has like the best teacher, like it's unfair.
- 34:34SPEAKER_00: Whoever's with Mark has an unfair advantage, I feel like.
- 34:37SPEAKER_00: I would agree.
- 34:39SPEAKER_00: All right, should we move on to the 90-day universe?
- 34:42SPEAKER_00: We shall.
- 34:44SPEAKER_00: We're in reunion heaven, heavon, and usually sometimes I don't like these reunions, but oh, like just to see all these people together and interacting for the first time is just it's like watching little kids at daycare through the window, you know?
- 35:01SPEAKER_00: So, how much of like Katie's sobbing is like just because she doesn't want to have to answer for her actions?
- 35:12SPEAKER_00: I think all of it.
- 35:14SPEAKER_00: I think all of it, also and her dress was so incredibly short.
- 35:18SPEAKER_00: Holy cow, so when she stormed off, do you think everyone saw her butt?
- 35:22SPEAKER_00: Definitely.
- 35:24SPEAKER_00: So she made out with four people on New Year's Eve.
- 35:27SPEAKER_00: How does she have enough friends to even like have plans to go out on New Year's Eve?
- 35:31SPEAKER_00: I don't know, man.
- 35:32SPEAKER_00: At this point, I really couldn't.
- 35:34SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 35:36SPEAKER_00: And she says, I've been waiting for you to dump me forever.
- 35:39SPEAKER_00: It's really harsh to hear that.
- 35:43SPEAKER_00: You know, I think the problem at this point is Josh.
- 35:48SPEAKER_00: I hate Josh.
- 35:49SPEAKER_00: Josh isn't is what is he?
- 35:52SPEAKER_00: Like, what is he doing?
- 35:53SPEAKER_00: What is he doing with this woman?
- 35:55SPEAKER_00: Well, he should dump her.
- 35:57SPEAKER_00: What are his motives for being with her?
- 36:00SPEAKER_00: Like, his motives are not good.
- 36:02SPEAKER_00: Like he said he stays with her because he sees the good in her.
- 36:06SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
- 36:08SPEAKER_00: At this point, he's literally like Mito, 100% using her to be in America.
- 36:13SPEAKER_00: I don't know why.
- 36:14SPEAKER_00: His motives are a little bit more unclear.
- 36:16SPEAKER_00: Like, why would you want to be in America when you lived in England?
- 36:18SPEAKER_00: But he did.
- 36:19SPEAKER_00: Or he wanted to be on TV or something.
- 36:21SPEAKER_00: Like, there's no way that this man would be with this woman because he sees the good in her.
- 36:26SPEAKER_00: Well, I also like hate her because I find it really cowardly when people try desperately to get somebody to break up with them so that they're not the bad guy, and that's exactly what she's doing.
- 36:39SPEAKER_00: I think that she was trying to do it before they even got married.
- 36:43SPEAKER_00: She's been trying and failing.
- 36:45SPEAKER_00: But like for Josh to watch the wet the wedding, like the parts he didn't see, saying, like, penis, I'm gonna yell penis, I have cold feet.
- 36:55SPEAKER_00: None of these were the last straw for you.
- 36:57SPEAKER_00: Making out with four people on New Year's Eve wasn't the last straw for you.
- 37:00SPEAKER_00: That's not normal.
- 37:02SPEAKER_00: She needs serious mental help.
- 37:06SPEAKER_00: And again, it's like exploitative.
- 37:07SPEAKER_00: Like, Josh, you know, this woman needs mental help.
- 37:10SPEAKER_00: Like, what?
- 37:10SPEAKER_00: And he's just sitting back passively doing nothing.
- 37:13SPEAKER_00: It's very odd.
- 37:14SPEAKER_00: It's so odd.
- 37:16SPEAKER_00: I can't figure him out.
- 37:18SPEAKER_00: No, me neither.
- 37:19SPEAKER_00: And also, shockingly, Katie hates Mito, but thinks that he's hot and is a glam version of Josh.
- 37:25SPEAKER_00: A very wild take.
- 37:26SPEAKER_00: You need to also get your eyes checked, Katie, on top of your other, you know.
- 37:30SPEAKER_00: I know you have a lot of problems, but add that to the list.
- 37:33SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 37:34SPEAKER_00: Elsewhere, we had uh a little Acia Max, well, not a lot.
- 37:39SPEAKER_00: Acia looked amazing again.
- 37:41SPEAKER_00: She did.
- 37:42SPEAKER_00: She that dress, she was wrapped up real tight in it, but I thought she looked really good.
- 37:46SPEAKER_00: And I also think let's have her host a hundred percent.
- 37:49SPEAKER_00: How is this woman who speaks in tongues always the voice of reason?
- 37:54SPEAKER_00: And she's a better host.
- 37:55SPEAKER_00: She clearly watches more of the episode than Sean Robinson.
- 37:58SPEAKER_00: Who is 64?
- 38:01SPEAKER_00: What when Rosh asked her and she said she was 64, I had to rewind.
- 38:07SPEAKER_00: That was insane.
- 38:08SPEAKER_00: What did you think about her um Mary Kate and Ashley curls?
- 38:11SPEAKER_00: There were more Mary Kate and Ashley than mine have ever been or will ever be.
- 38:15SPEAKER_00: You know how I feel about that shit.
- 38:17SPEAKER_00: I thought Rashi flirting with her was really cute.
- 38:20SPEAKER_00: I thought it was funny, but it just again, not to harp on the fact that she's 64, but like when you look at Marissa, who's 45, and then you look at Sean Robinson, who's 64, it's just like you know, life isn't fair.
- 38:32SPEAKER_00: I look at myself and I look at my face, and I'm just like, you know, like some people just but I feel like Marissa has the resources.
- 38:40SPEAKER_00: We know she has a name because her mom's doctors.
- 38:44SPEAKER_00: I know, but like you could have all the money in the world, and sometimes the pieces just don't go together as but they do though, because Chloe Kardashian.
- 38:53SPEAKER_00: That's true, that's a great point.
- 38:56SPEAKER_00: I was thinking of like Haley from Real Houseways of New York, who my boyfriend also commented on.
- 39:01SPEAKER_00: Again, that's a bad doctor, but we know Marissa has a good one because we've seen her mom's face, so that's true.
- 39:07SPEAKER_00: So should we just move on to Marissa and Edward?
- 39:09SPEAKER_00: And how she thinks he's just a complete fucking idiot.
- 39:12SPEAKER_00: Um I already knew that though.
- 39:15SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he seems like such a nice guy.
- 39:17SPEAKER_00: I know, and the fact that she like lets her child disrespect him, crazy.
- 39:22SPEAKER_00: Why is her ex so threatened by him?
- 39:25SPEAKER_00: He's clearly just a little puppy dog.
- 39:27SPEAKER_00: Because he's young and is with his kids and is married to his ex-wife.
- 39:33SPEAKER_00: There's lots of reasons to be threatened, obviously, though he's an asshole.
- 39:36SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I feel like it's rubbing off on the one kid, clearly.
- 39:41SPEAKER_00: That's true.
- 39:42SPEAKER_00: She can't let her kids disrespect him like that, though.
- 39:46SPEAKER_00: But what does she do?
- 39:47SPEAKER_00: Like, what does she do?
- 39:47SPEAKER_00: Take their phone away?
- 39:48SPEAKER_00: What if the dad's but what if then the dad is like, don't take my kid's phone away, I'm gonna take you to court.
- 39:54SPEAKER_00: You know, he's so irrational.
- 39:56SPEAKER_00: He can't take her to court for that.
- 39:58SPEAKER_00: Well no, I don't know.
- 39:59SPEAKER_00: Like, who knows what he's gonna try?
- 40:01SPEAKER_00: It's a very tricky situation, but she needs to get a better handle on it.
- 40:04SPEAKER_00: But how?
- 40:05SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 40:06SPEAKER_00: Luckily, I'm not in that situation.
- 40:08SPEAKER_00: Um, I thought it was funny that after the yelled cut, the other contestants, contestants, cast members had great questions.
- 40:14SPEAKER_00: Like Josh asked if they were worried about Michael causing something that could end up with the police getting involved and affect Edward's, you know, immigration status that way.
- 40:25SPEAKER_00: And he was like, And then Shay said he was gonna ask them, like, why don't they adopt a couple from the Dominican?
- 40:31SPEAKER_00: But Sean's just like she just doesn't watch.
- 40:35SPEAKER_00: So thank god these contestants are allowed to ask each other questions because that's where we get to.
- 40:39SPEAKER_00: Why do you be calling them contestants?
- 40:41SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 40:43SPEAKER_00: This is not a game show, okay.
- 40:46SPEAKER_00: The cast members, I love it when the cast members get to ask each other questions because that's when we get to the real meat of the issue.
- 40:53SPEAKER_00: So yeah, we got a little perfume situation.
- 40:57SPEAKER_00: Um Rashit's perfume was an invasion.
- 41:00SPEAKER_00: I couldn't believe how everybody was so team rash on that when it was just like it whether or not his allergy is real, which it might not be.
- 41:10SPEAKER_00: That's just rude, it's just fucked up and unnecessary.
- 41:13SPEAKER_00: I thought so too.
- 41:14SPEAKER_00: When he said, I'm gonna put my perfume on and rub you, ha ha ha, and and Thomas laughed.
- 41:19SPEAKER_00: That's where that joke should have ended.
- 41:22SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Thomas shouldn't have reacted that way, but yeah, I don't think Ross should have done that.
- 41:27SPEAKER_00: No, I thought it was like fucked up, so yeah, yeah, I agree.
- 41:32SPEAKER_00: Justice for Thomas in this one case only.
- 41:35SPEAKER_00: In this one case only.
- 41:37SPEAKER_00: I can't believe him and uh Paula are still together.
- 41:40SPEAKER_00: I was shocked.
- 41:41SPEAKER_00: That would be a miserable life with no dining room table.
- 41:45SPEAKER_00: Can you believe Debbie and Mito are still together?
- 41:47SPEAKER_00: Um, yeah, because he wants to be actor, and if he leaves her, he'll have to leave America and we'll be actor.
- 41:54SPEAKER_00: So we didn't get much with anybody else.
- 41:56SPEAKER_00: We got Nicole Babe, we got my ex-box Nicole by this is New York, by we're here by so what did you make of all that?
- 42:04SPEAKER_00: That didn't really do much for me.
- 42:06SPEAKER_00: Me neither, because I don't think there's like a lot of there there.
- 42:08SPEAKER_00: I think they're actually just happy.
- 42:10SPEAKER_00: So good try.
- 42:12SPEAKER_00: And I'm excited for next week.
- 42:13SPEAKER_00: They're gonna go to a bar, and Katie's gonna be up to her old tricks, and Josh is gonna stand there passively like an idiot with his mouth hanging open.
- 42:20SPEAKER_00: And it's made me feel like TLC is crossing a line because they never have like taken them to a bar before.
- 42:29SPEAKER_00: No, but they've had them stay in a house with a bartender.
- 42:32SPEAKER_00: I know, but it's like clear that this woman has a problem, so you're gonna just like take her to a bar.
- 42:37SPEAKER_00: Well, if they had taken her to the house like they did in the past, it would be the same situation.
- 42:43SPEAKER_00: But I guess the only difference is she would have less men to choose from.
- 42:46SPEAKER_00: You might be right.
- 42:48SPEAKER_00: I just didn't love it.
- 42:49SPEAKER_00: I'm just really looking forward to part two.
- 42:51SPEAKER_00: I think that this is like one reunion that I don't think that there's too many parts.
- 42:56SPEAKER_00: Me too.
- 42:57SPEAKER_00: Me too.
- 42:58SPEAKER_00: Shall we um head to Therapy Castle?
- 43:01SPEAKER_00: Only because it's the finale, but there's gonna be tell else here too.
- 43:05SPEAKER_00: Did you watch their cave excursion?
- 43:08SPEAKER_00: No, I didn't because I had secondary claustrophobia.
- 43:13SPEAKER_00: That was crazy.
- 43:14SPEAKER_00: Like I thought it was gonna be really fun and cool until they started having to squeeze through tiny holes, and I would have.
- 43:21SPEAKER_00: That's not for me.
- 43:24SPEAKER_00: I can't do it.
- 43:25SPEAKER_00: I'm not I can't do caves, period.
- 43:28SPEAKER_00: I have go in caves.
- 43:30SPEAKER_00: I have pretty legit, I have claustrophobia when it's something I can't easily get out of.
- 43:37SPEAKER_00: But if it's a big wide open cave, you can easily get out.
- 43:41SPEAKER_00: No, because there's no up.
- 43:43SPEAKER_00: And like if the entry is little, you can't fly.
- 43:47SPEAKER_00: Right, but okay, if it's I don't know if you can consider it a cave if it's like has a wide gap opening.
- 43:54SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 43:55SPEAKER_00: That I could do.
- 43:56SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 43:57SPEAKER_00: But if it's like the kind of cave where even if you get in it, it's very open.
- 44:00SPEAKER_00: Like the way to get in is little.
- 44:02SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no.
- 44:03SPEAKER_00: That I wouldn't like that either.
- 44:04SPEAKER_00: I like only a cave with a big opening.
- 44:06SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 44:07unknown: Okay.
- 44:09SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 44:10SPEAKER_00: It's really important.
- 44:11SPEAKER_00: So everybody stayed together except Guillermo and Carol.
- 44:14SPEAKER_00: Guillermo could not be bothered to show up.
- 44:16SPEAKER_00: What did you think of that?
- 44:17SPEAKER_00: He was in his room getting ready.
- 44:19SPEAKER_00: What happened?
- 44:21SPEAKER_00: That was so rude.
- 44:23SPEAKER_00: She looked so pretty, too.
- 44:25SPEAKER_00: She did.
- 44:26SPEAKER_00: And then she went with Clown when it came to the reunion.
- 44:29SPEAKER_00: So I don't understand where we went wrong there.
- 44:31SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 44:32SPEAKER_00: But yeah, Guillermo, go fuck yourself, dude.
- 44:36SPEAKER_00: He's so hot though.
- 44:37SPEAKER_00: I know.
- 44:37SPEAKER_00: And when he wears those glasses and he's he's like, looks so smart.
- 44:40SPEAKER_00: And I'm just really into him.
- 44:42SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm not even and honestly, like his reasoning for wanting to break up, I think, is legit.
- 44:46SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, I do too, but say it to her face.
- 44:49SPEAKER_00: That's where my issue is.
- 44:50SPEAKER_00: I feel like he has.
- 44:52SPEAKER_00: Okay, but the whole point of the show is you show up and you say it to their face.
- 44:57SPEAKER_00: Everyone else had the decency to say it.
- 44:59SPEAKER_00: I mean, not I mean, everyone else stayed together in this case, but so I'm thinking that the Tel all will get a bit more information on how Jenny and Summit learned about her ALS diagnosis.
- 45:12SPEAKER_00: And I am not looking forward to seeing her the progression.
- 45:17SPEAKER_00: Me neither.
- 45:18SPEAKER_00: But I also have heard that Shekina and Zarber are actually not together anymore.
- 45:22SPEAKER_00: Shekina wasn't at the reunion.
- 45:24SPEAKER_00: That's right.
- 45:24SPEAKER_00: I heard she that's right, she didn't show up.
- 45:27SPEAKER_00: Which, like, I honestly don't blame her.
- 45:29SPEAKER_00: As much as I love the term Shakoina, yeah.
- 45:32SPEAKER_00: He said he's unhappy most of the time.
- 45:35SPEAKER_00: That's not how marriage is supposed to be.
- 45:37SPEAKER_00: I'm like, why are you agreeing to stay with this woman?
- 45:39SPEAKER_00: And I don't see any sexual chemistry between them.
- 45:42SPEAKER_00: They used to be, I don't know how we got here.
- 45:46SPEAKER_00: They used to be like a match made in heaven.
- 45:48SPEAKER_00: As soon as she put on that Karen wig, I was like, sorry, you that you are unfuckable at this point.
- 45:53SPEAKER_00: Um, that was rude.
- 45:55SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, cut that out.
- 45:56SPEAKER_00: Um, I'm gonna leave that.
- 45:57SPEAKER_00: What was I gonna say?
- 45:59SPEAKER_00: Single life.
- 46:00SPEAKER_00: Kara's gonna be in the single life or hunt for love, hunt for love.
- 46:04SPEAKER_00: And Michael is gonna be on it.
- 46:06SPEAKER_00: Does that mean you're finally gonna watch?
- 46:07SPEAKER_00: I think I have to watch for Michael.
- 46:10SPEAKER_00: I think you do.
- 46:11SPEAKER_00: This is like all we've ever wanted for Michael.
- 46:13SPEAKER_00: Michael, I can't wait.
- 46:15SPEAKER_00: I'm just excited to see him somewhere that's not under the thumb of Angela's titties, you know, or like buried under Angela's titties, suffocating under them.
- 46:23SPEAKER_00: I don't need Jamal.
- 46:24SPEAKER_00: I'm annoyed that they keep giving Jamal a platform.
- 46:27SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
- 46:28SPEAKER_00: Fuck.
- 46:28SPEAKER_00: Okay, so now I don't know if I'm gonna be able to watch.
- 46:31SPEAKER_00: You have to for Michael.
- 46:32SPEAKER_00: You have to.
- 46:33SPEAKER_00: Like, it's not the type of show where you can just fast forward like one segment, you know what I mean?
- 46:38SPEAKER_00: Because they're all I think you'll enjoy it.
- 46:40SPEAKER_00: I think you'll enjoy it.
- 46:41SPEAKER_00: I didn't like everybody on last season because like Colti was there, but I still enjoyed the show.
- 46:45SPEAKER_00: Well, uh Colti is very watchable to me.
- 46:48SPEAKER_00: Oh, he drives me nuts.
- 46:49SPEAKER_00: I think you'll be I think you'll be okay.
- 46:51SPEAKER_00: I'll give it a shot.
- 46:53SPEAKER_00: Um, can I pivot off of just like our shows to one more thing in like broader pop culture?
- 47:01SPEAKER_00: Of course, but can I just make one more note about that last resort?
- 47:04SPEAKER_00: Yeah, of course.
- 47:05SPEAKER_00: It'll also be very interesting to see what happened with Patrick and Thais because they seem really happy.
- 47:10SPEAKER_00: Yes, they're getting arrested.
- 47:12SPEAKER_00: God, do you think they shot the tello before or after that, though?
- 47:15SPEAKER_00: Hopefully, after.
- 47:17SPEAKER_00: I know.
- 47:18SPEAKER_00: I have to know like how things devolved so badly.
- 47:21SPEAKER_00: Yeah, me too.
- 47:22SPEAKER_00: Okay, pop culture.
- 47:24SPEAKER_00: Let's hear it.
- 47:25SPEAKER_00: Selena Gomez's face.
- 47:27SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's bad.
- 47:29SPEAKER_00: I mean, it pivots.
- 47:31SPEAKER_00: I think it's filler.
- 47:33SPEAKER_00: I saw Dr.
- 47:34SPEAKER_00: Jen from previous Orange County seasons go over it on her TikTok, and I think it's too much filler, like here and under her eyes that makes her look like crazy.
- 47:46SPEAKER_00: Well, that's unfortunate.
- 47:49SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it looks really bad.
- 47:52SPEAKER_00: Um, I'm sorry because some she's been looking really great lately.
- 47:54SPEAKER_00: She has like a new stylist or something, and uh yeah, yeah, but it just goes to show like you you go to the wrong injector who just puts too much in your face and it can really ruin your whole face.
- 48:04SPEAKER_00: Whatever Zendaya is doing, I mean, we all need to drink that potion.
- 48:08SPEAKER_01: I know.
- 48:09SPEAKER_00: Sandra Bullock as well, like she's been uh really visible for practical magic too.
- 48:16SPEAKER_00: And Nicole Kidman doesn't look terrible, but I think Sandy's definitely had better work done than Nicole.
- 48:21SPEAKER_00: Well has had her moments of terrible.
- 48:23SPEAKER_00: Yeah, oh, for sure.
- 48:25SPEAKER_00: For sure.
- 48:27SPEAKER_00: Are you gonna see Practical Magic 2?
- 48:29SPEAKER_00: You don't even remember watching Practical Magic 1.
- 48:32SPEAKER_00: I don't.
- 48:33SPEAKER_00: Maybe at some point I'll get eyes on that.
- 48:36SPEAKER_00: It's a fine movie from what I recall.
- 48:39SPEAKER_00: Um it's Sunday evening here.
- 48:42SPEAKER_00: You have some time left in your day.
- 48:44SPEAKER_00: Are you gonna rock?
- 48:45SPEAKER_00: Um, I have to do a little bit of work thing stuff.
- 48:48SPEAKER_00: We might go to an open house or two just for kicks in our neighborhood.
- 48:53SPEAKER_00: And I'm finally gonna get the Chinese phudos.
- 48:56SPEAKER_00: I've been craving for a full week.
- 48:58SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm so excited for you.
- 48:59SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
- 49:00SPEAKER_00: I know that I told you about my craving, and so you've I'm following up.
- 49:05SPEAKER_00: Great.
- 49:06SPEAKER_00: So you're from Seattle, so you're not rotting.
- 49:08SPEAKER_00: The rest of the evening is like get baby bedtime stuff, dinner stuff, make sure I'm all packed, and then there's my first work trip away from the baby, so I'm got a belly full of anxiety.
- 49:25SPEAKER_00: He's gonna be great.
- 49:26SPEAKER_00: And worst case scenario, he um recruits his parents to help him.
- 49:30SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know.
- 49:31SPEAKER_00: I just I I will miss him.
- 49:34SPEAKER_00: I understand as someone who sobbed when she had to leave him, and she's not even his mother.
- 49:39SPEAKER_00: I'm spending one night at mom and dad's house, and I feel that they are like annoyed that it's me and not my son.
- 49:47SPEAKER_00: I mean, you're second best.
- 49:50SPEAKER_00: I mean, it could be worse for them, it could be me.
- 49:52SPEAKER_00: So um, this is gonna be news to you, but I do wanna tell our listeners, sorry, there's no musical intro or outro.
- 50:05SPEAKER_00: We had discussed potentially me sending the materials to you, but it appears the file's too large to get it to you.
- 50:12SPEAKER_00: So we're just gonna upload this no music and sorry about it.
- 50:17SPEAKER_00: Well, by the time they hear this part, they're gonna know there was no music.
- 50:21SPEAKER_00: Well, there's usually music at the end, too.
- 50:23SPEAKER_00: So, like, there won't be any to exit either.
- 50:26SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
- 50:26SPEAKER_00: For all the people that were listening waiting for the music at the end.
- 50:30SPEAKER_00: That's okay.
- 50:31SPEAKER_00: Good, because that seemed really hard.
- 50:35SPEAKER_00: I knew it was like this is not hard, but she's gonna think it is a lot of yellow lines, and it just like looked like a lot for my eyes to have to look at, you know.
- 50:44SPEAKER_00: Crisis averted, we're just gonna upload a music-free version.
- 50:48SPEAKER_00: I think that we've done much worse than not have music.
- 50:52SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like skipped many weeks, so and had audio issues that we just let happen.
- 50:58SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 50:59SPEAKER_00: So, anyway, thanks for rotting with us, everyone.
- 51:03SPEAKER_00: Thanks for running.
- 51:04SPEAKER_00: See you next week.
- 51:05SPEAKER_00: See you next week.