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S3 Ep17: My Brother, My Father · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: On the Luni is part of the Odd Pods media network.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Hi, Welcome to another episode a.
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  Speaker 3: Lot on the Lunai.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what. Guess who's back back again?
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  Speaker 3: Shady's back?
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  Speaker 4: Oh a friend, We're back. All the same clothes so weird.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's wild and I'm wearing Yeah, I'm wearing the
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  Speaker 1: same shirt I was wearing last week. It's wild.
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  Speaker 4: So this ring light is pointless?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, I.
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  Speaker 1: Want to be here? My shirt says yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Did you hear say?
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to be here?
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be here. It's a it's a
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  Speaker 1: hot topic shirts. I wear it to Disneyland a lot
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  Speaker 1: because it makes people be nice to me because they're like,
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  Speaker 1: why are you sup? Who don't want to be here?
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  Speaker 1: And then I'm like, should make.
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  Speaker 4: One of those make Disney Great Again shirts? Go?
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  Speaker 3: There is that a thing?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: That's what they wore when they had their Patriot Day.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's right. Wasn't that on the same day as
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  Speaker 3: like Latino Today.
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  Speaker 4: Or something that was like a pride almost?
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  Speaker 3: Like I was like, oh, oh, it was like a
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  Speaker 3: la Day or something.
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  Speaker 4: There was a Larossa Day there too. Well, all the
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  Speaker 4: days were on the same day.
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  Speaker 3: Were they like Sharks and the Jets.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, a lot of staring, a lot of people being dumb.
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  Speaker 3: Do you go there often any.
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  Speaker 7: As much as I can go? When did I get
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  Speaker 7: the hookups to get me in for free? Because I
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  Speaker 7: can't afford it.
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  Speaker 3: That same man, I know I'm Disney World. I hear
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  Speaker 3: the fireworks, but I can't know.
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  Speaker 7: I'm fortunate enough to know enough people that work there
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  Speaker 7: are kind enough to hook me up occasionally.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking that since my work travel schedule is so crazy,
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  Speaker 1: that I'm probably not going to be sure of a
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  Speaker 1: time that I'm down in California again. But I think
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna like plan ahead, like far ahead, Like just
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  Speaker 1: hit up Tracy and be like, look, let's just all
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  Speaker 1: put something for like a day on the calendar, except
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  Speaker 1: if Eddie gets work in some fabulous comedy club. But like,
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  Speaker 1: let's let's plan that like twenty twenty seven or like
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty eight, like this weekend, Errand's here and we
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  Speaker 1: try to go because I you're my favorite family too,
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  Speaker 1: and like I go with my own family, and you're
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  Speaker 1: my favorite family to experience Disney parks with, because Gord.
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  Speaker 3: Why they go so hard? Oh you just like their pace.
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  Speaker 1: It's like open to clothes, no good snacks guaranteed grilled
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  Speaker 1: cheese tomato situation.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah snacks.
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  Speaker 4: You will be at Disneyland until you hate it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like Colton the first time we were ever there
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  Speaker 1: had ice cream for dinner, and I applauded that because
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  Speaker 1: it had just become like almost part closing time.
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  Speaker 3: You just like you don't take breaks you go to
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  Speaker 3: the next thing is that.
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  Speaker 6: It get in as much as you can.
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  Speaker 1: It's not Disneyland with the pencils. If your feet aren't
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  Speaker 1: bleeding when you go home, like that's I don't drink
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  Speaker 1: my famous note like coke in Star Wars bottles that
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  Speaker 1: are smaller than every other coke in the park. We
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  Speaker 1: have the little it's so wild. I like started to
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  Speaker 1: lay down the one time we went to because the
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  Speaker 1: transport working. It's just like I'm just I'm a power down,
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  Speaker 1: like a robot. Just leave me.
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  Speaker 7: Tracy's sister's family won't go with us at Disneyland anymore.
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  Speaker 4: They're like, no, I.
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  Speaker 3: Can't do You're just wow. I guess we're part of that.
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  Speaker 1: Like illegal wedding too.
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  Speaker 7: On the oh yeah, yeah, I married somebody on the
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  Speaker 7: on the mar river boat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like Dodge security.
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  Speaker 4: Basically was like I walked by. I was like, do
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  Speaker 4: you do you okay?
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  Speaker 3: I was like yeah, oh, so they wouldn't know.
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  Speaker 7: So many there's so many spies. There's so many like
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  Speaker 7: undercover people walking around Disneyland.
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  Speaker 4: You don't even know.
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  Speaker 1: That was that was the beginning of the end because
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  Speaker 1: at this point now Purtle has been like blacklisted from
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  Speaker 1: the park, like she cannot go in the park if
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  Speaker 1: she pays with like a card even like someone would
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  Speaker 1: have to buy a cash ticket, and like she'd have
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  Speaker 1: to have a slightly different name somehow to get So
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  Speaker 1: she's real sad because that Also she and I won't
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  Speaker 1: ever go to Clip thirty three again together because they
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  Speaker 1: verify like the names and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: What the hell did.
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  Speaker 1: She do that?
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  Speaker 5: She was doing this tours get you, but they were.
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  Speaker 1: The first time for doing something bad at Disney when
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  Speaker 1: she got caught the day of that, because she security
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  Speaker 1: guard recognized her and was help she was helping run
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  Speaker 1: interference for this, and that security guard's supervisor saw. So
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  Speaker 1: the beginning think at the end was this wedding that
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  Speaker 1: Eddie officiated.
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  Speaker 3: Did think it broke up?
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  Speaker 7: They got married the worst was the bride wore a
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  Speaker 7: white dress like you.
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  Speaker 1: She wore a white dress that people would look at
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  Speaker 1: to not like a wedding dress, but like.
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  Speaker 4: You would wear.
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  Speaker 1: No, it was like a high, low diaphanous like yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then they tried to do pictures in the park
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  Speaker 1: insaid white dress. So then that was when I think
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  Speaker 1: they finally got approached by security where they were like,
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  Speaker 1: you have to fucking stop this. It was a great
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  Speaker 1: day fun that was there the music photo shoot while
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  Speaker 1: we were waiting for the legal wedding.
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  Speaker 4: I had a blast.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't realize you were there.
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  Speaker 1: Erin Yeah, I wasn't necessarily there because the brider groom cared,
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  Speaker 1: but they were garmy, so it was fine, like they really.
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  Speaker 5: You know, she is.
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  Speaker 3: Gradually, since you're married, get the hell away from We're
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  Speaker 3: gonna catch.
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  Speaker 1: Us Eddy Pence if I ever get married, which seems
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  Speaker 1: less and less likely. Yeah, I'm probably gonna ask you
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  Speaker 1: to marry perfectly.
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  Speaker 4: I'm I'm Universal Life Church.
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  Speaker 3: I like like Kevin Smith.
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  Speaker 5: To marry us.
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  Speaker 4: I think he's cleared a couple of buttons on the internet.
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  Speaker 4: They have a few bucks.
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  Speaker 3: Is it good forever?
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  Speaker 4: I think so?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I have one too, and I know
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  Speaker 1: Josh rous does because he and I have talked about
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  Speaker 1: the fact that we both are ministers. But then he
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  Speaker 1: also paid for his like doctor title through them. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how he got is like doctor rash thing?
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  Speaker 3: Is he like paid one of those Ralph just started
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  Speaker 3: calling him though.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, he spent the body on it. Did you
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  Speaker 1: see his I know he's not our guest and this
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  Speaker 1: is not prevalent. No, you're not Josh, But did you
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  Speaker 1: see his newest guitar thing he made out of a new.
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  Speaker 3: Box I shared the cigar guitar or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's building these crazy guitar like electric guitar. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's so smart.
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  Speaker 3: We had him on and then like a day later
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  Speaker 3: he got married apparently.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna get sick.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna get married.
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  Speaker 1: Boiler alert. You are already married. Don't don't get married
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  Speaker 1: again to somebody else.
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  Speaker 3: It's illegal, awful bigamy.
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  Speaker 1: Free legal advice here at on the LUNI. Speaking of
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  Speaker 1: free legal advice, Gina, do you have anything to tell
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  Speaker 1: us about the episode?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, today's episode is season three, episode seventeen. It's called
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  Speaker 3: My Brother My Father.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, is it about Florida.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, it's about Chinatown. Yes, original a date. It was
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  Speaker 3: February sixth, nineteen eighty eight. Directed by Terry Hughes, written
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  Speaker 3: by Barry Feronaro and mort Nathan. So what do you
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  Speaker 3: guys think my brother Kama my father will be about.
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  Speaker 5: Well, try out that her brother is actually her father,
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  Speaker 5: Big Daddy's her grandfather.
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  Speaker 3: Got to be the Southerner. You're so racist.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 3: Eddie's a Southern. He takes exception that I do. Although
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  Speaker 3: Virginia is pretty goddamn north for southern Dixon line is
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  Speaker 3: so which is pretty North's.
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  Speaker 4: As north south as you can get north.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Eddie, what do you think my brother my father
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  Speaker 3: will be about?
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  Speaker 7: I think Blanche had sex with two guys and it
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  Speaker 7: was a father and son.
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  Speaker 1: Well, now I want it to be that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope it is.
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  Speaker 4: I hope you're right me too. I hope and I
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  Speaker 4: hope we get to see it. I hope we actually
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  Speaker 4: show it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, the sex. Yeah, this is the one X rated
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  Speaker 3: episode we had you on just for that.
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  Speaker 6: Like I read books like that.
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  Speaker 4: I hope it's at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I have so many questions.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a.
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  Speaker 1: Lobbly h yep, fingercuts, high fiving over top like the tower,
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  Speaker 1: full tower. That's ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 4: And Rose is just in the background flicking the bean.
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  Speaker 3: You know, Oh, I just got the cuck seat. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: is it a coup if it's a girl, I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I think so thinks no matter what.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good.
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  Speaker 5: I think.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta go here.
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  Speaker 1: No, well, I was just thinking about We often joke
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  Speaker 1: that Abby is my wife, and I was thinking about her.
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  Speaker 1: Every time I've ever had sex with someone that it's
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  Speaker 1: been at my house. Aby, Like, what's.
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  Speaker 6: Gonna be in the room?
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  Speaker 1: I can't. She destroyed a door at my old apartment
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  Speaker 1: because I trapped her on the other side of it,
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  Speaker 1: so she scratched off the door.
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  Speaker 6: We can't lock the cat out.
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  Speaker 3: She just sits.
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  Speaker 1: There and stairs, and it's worse for like blowjobs, if
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  Speaker 1: I'm being honest, because there's some eye contact, and sometimes
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  Speaker 1: it's really bad.
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  Speaker 7: You were the person the Abby she'll look at me
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  Speaker 7: like what are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Like this.
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  Speaker 7: Are you glancing over at heah?
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  Speaker 1: Like no, so not here so much, mostly because I
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  Speaker 1: famously have not been having gaitana sex in Oregon because
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: people suck. But like in in California, her little like
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: nesting area in our queen's eye bed was in the
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  Speaker 1: far like top corner of the bed, and so anything
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  Speaker 1: that was like facing there, like you could feel her
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  Speaker 1: looking at you. So it was more like you weren't
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  Speaker 1: making intentional eye contact so much as you were like,
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  Speaker 1: is she staring?
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  Speaker 3: So she was on the bed, she.
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  Speaker 1: Would just sit in the corner in her thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what do you want me to do?
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  Speaker 6: Cook nest.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe a five bound dog destroy a door.
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  Speaker 3: You let the dog in the room, or you're like, no.
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  Speaker 4: Where he's in the bed.
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  Speaker 3: While you're doing it, you don't care.
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  Speaker 4: But it's a king sized bed. You don't notice. Yeah
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  Speaker 4: he's a small dog.
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  Speaker 1: You not to look at him.
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  Speaker 4: He sleeps through it.
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  Speaker 1: He sleeps through See. I think Abby is worried I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting hurt. Then she's worried I'm eating and she's not
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  Speaker 1: getting snacks. And then she's just like, I don't understand
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  Speaker 1: what these people are doing.
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  Speaker 3: Are you hurting my mom?
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  Speaker 4: He's making uncomfortable sounds. They're making uncomfortable sounds.
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  Speaker 1: I think she's in pain, but also I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 1: Oh she pet in the house. I'm not allowed to
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  Speaker 1: pee in the house. Too far, too far, you know what.
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  Speaker 4: Squirting is too far on the line.
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  Speaker 1: The limits, not the finger blasting Champion of America.
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  Speaker 4: Then oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, now I'm uncomfortable. Let's go to commercial.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck the villain the stuff.
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  Speaker 5: It would be the hardest for christ.
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  Speaker 1: I can't pick guys.
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  Speaker 6: Dorothy dogs squirting now perfect, Dorothy.
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  Speaker 7: The squirter of the group, not Flange. No, no, Dorothy,
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  Speaker 7: my don't come in.
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  Speaker 1: Oh all right, well guys, yeah, this isn't gonna get
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's you, that's me, the the priest guy.
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  Speaker 7: That's uh Angelo, that's that was a really bad old
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  Speaker 7: Italian man impression.
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  Speaker 4: That was really bad.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, even fake being hunched over, like it's just just
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  Speaker 7: hire an old Italian guy.
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  Speaker 1: I was bothered at first when I watched it the
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  Speaker 1: makeup job because in the kitchen hair, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what's with the old age makeup lines? That like you
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  Speaker 1: didn't even bother blending, You just drew brown lines on
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  Speaker 1: this man's face.
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  Speaker 3: But I never knew the show hair.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like it's like the old Italian actor that
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  Speaker 7: they hired died on the way to set, and it
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  Speaker 7: just grabbed well the stage manager and just through.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to spoil any potential trivia that that
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  Speaker 1: Diina has, but Angelo was formerly Angela and she did
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  Speaker 1: die in real life. So this is the first time
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  Speaker 1: we've met this new brother who used to be a sister.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's a new character. It's not like it was
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  Speaker 3: somebody who went through.
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  Speaker 1: The only reason he exists is that the only sibling
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  Speaker 1: that we ever talked about died in real life.
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  Speaker 3: Let me just say, as someone who's mostly Italian, it's okay,
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  Speaker 3: because that shit's fucking hilarious to us. We have a
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  Speaker 3: good sense of labor.
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  Speaker 1: I felt the same way about the Yeah, like the
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  Speaker 1: Super Mario brother Super show. I felt the same about that.
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  Speaker 1: They were like, hey, we got to be and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I assure you, no one sounds like that
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  Speaker 1: in my entire It's just.
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  Speaker 4: It's just it's just ship.
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  Speaker 7: It's just jarring when everyone else is sort of playing
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  Speaker 7: it straight, and then he comes.
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  Speaker 4: In and over and it's just like, what's what, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you're like I can't.
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  Speaker 3: Get a fucking commercial lifting a box with this guy
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  Speaker 3: instant right, Well, now you know, be a fake Italian
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  Speaker 3: next time.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, Eddie, I just want to say, if
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  Speaker 1: like we had time Machine, you would you'd be in
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  Speaker 1: like Miami, Vice and Ship like you would have been
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  Speaker 1: a hot deal. It's just too many fucking nobody's want
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  Speaker 1: their ten minutes to fame these days.
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  Speaker 3: Like you're not or just like a criminal on Miami.
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  Speaker 1: You're an incredibly talented person, very funny. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: a decent range, right like you I know that Johnson?
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  Speaker 6: Right, I was.
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  Speaker 3: I wish that was gone Johnson.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah all right, well stop naming the things you've done
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  Speaker 1: or people won't believe me.
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  Speaker 3: Go work Amanda on the Golden Girl.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, wow, it's me you you do. You have what
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  Speaker 1: they call range in that like I've seen you convincingly
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  Speaker 1: play other things. And also I know you as a person,
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  Speaker 1: and like typically if I see someone in a show,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, you know, so and so is doing
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  Speaker 1: a good job being so and so. But like sometimes
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  Speaker 1: I actually forget I know you if I watch something
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  Speaker 1: you're doing, because you're good at what you do.
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  Speaker 3: That casting call on or here's the director that's still
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  Speaker 3: in my mind where he's like, okay, send the next person.
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  Speaker 4: A report, right anyway?
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  Speaker 1: Oh shit, okay, Well before they start throwing any more
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  Speaker 1: shade at our lovely guess it emits or are handsome?
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  Speaker 1: Are strong and handsome? I can't. It's hard. I just don't. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: we have a se No. Look, I love you to death,
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  Speaker 1: you know I do. I would take a bullet for
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  Speaker 1: you because you're probably gonna achieve more with your life
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  Speaker 1: than I will. When the garmie chat would be like,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, look at Eddie's guns. He looks good toots like.
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  Speaker 3: That's feet.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, No, garmy girls think you're like hot
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: and they you have like great arms.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: I mean, he posted the video of him chopping.
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: What think.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: That's true? You did st everyone, that's true, that's true.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: All right, you brought this on yourself. Stop sorry, pressing
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: like a sexy lumberjack T shirt.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Hey, Eddie Pence is the Taylor Swift and he's the problem.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: But what's not the problem? Whim is this bitch and quiz?
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: You guys? Ready, last fucking cutthroat island? All right, all right,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: everyone's Buzzer's ready. I'm going to read the questions better
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: since I got a note from our guest last week
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: that was embarrassing. All right, here we go.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: He's trying to help you, that's all.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: I love it. How many hours does it take to
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: make lasagna? Alfour? No? Mhm, Gina, well's is awesome?
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Sixteen?
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: That is right? That is right?
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: First, yeah, by the way, you can just get bad Italian.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: You can get me stiffers. You could buy me some fuckings,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: some raviolis. You buy me some little cheese on it.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: It didn't taste right.
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: I'm like a little meat.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: That's the point. It's not supposed to taste right.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Videos as much as the beef rivioly to be honest. Anyway, Okay,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: so Gina, you're on the board. Good job. Let's it
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: is buzzers all right? Who is coming to visit Kristen Angelo? Yep?
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Isn't Angelo's media?
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I want to see him as the third character in
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: the Mario Brothers. All right, what favor is Sophia asking
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Dorothy mm.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Hmm to pretend you're still married?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: You didn't even buzz in Eddie.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: I thought, what's happening? Do you see your name there.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: My buzzer didn't work.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, do you want to troubleshoot your buzzer real quick? Yes,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: you still didn't buzz in first. And now you gave
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: everyone the answer.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: I can give more of an answer that did happened
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: to other people before. We're oh good, seven seconds.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, And Hee's disconnected. It says, why are
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: you disconnected?
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Why disconnected?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: It says you're disconnected?
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Oh my god. Welcome to tech Talk with Eddie.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, there he is, there, there he is.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know what we're gonna do about this question.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: We're just gonna give it to Eddie.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: I'd like to hear Kristen's more answer.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Eddie, give the correct answer that you said already,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: and then let's let Kristin elaborate.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: She's still married.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, perfect, Eddie gets the point. Kristen, go ahead and consider.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: It doesn't matter.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: But I was gonna say they had to say they
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: were still married and living together with Sophia at the house.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: That's a lot of detail. Yeah, it's it's not necessary. No,
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: you should get half a point. We'll split the point.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: No, No, you have it.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: You got it first of all. I'm not doing math.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: It involves decimals and squizz.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: So all numbers.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, okay, fine, let's just you know what,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: let's let's reset the buzzers.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, Now, it's.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: How much does it cost for Stan to agree to
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: help Sophia? Oh Eddie Pence?
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: Fifty dollars?
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, which is apparently a lot of money, because
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: that's everyone pays everyone to do.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: Fifty dollars, right, okay, last fifty dollars, I wrote, that's
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: the thing.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: I wrote that in the note, And I said, does
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: that mean that Dorothy paid Stan to pretend to be
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: married to her with the fifty dollars that she gave
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Sofia last week? Like, so Dorothy ended up paying for
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: her own misery potentially because she just gave Sophia fifty dollars.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Dollars would be one hundred and forty dollars today? Would
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: you do it for one hundred and forty.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I find Stan's stupidity charming, so I would always do it.
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: But Parry do a lot for five dollars?
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: So wow?
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: She said, one hundred forty five five bucks, twenty twenty
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: bucks warm a cup of coffee.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't get any California.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: You can't even yell in a gas for that.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Now all right, well Eddie got that point. Let's reset
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: the bussers, all right. Next line, please you guys like
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: this game? I think, Oh, Papa bears back in the cave.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: Oh Mama Bear.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: No, okay, all right, I might get a point. Guys,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: this very rarely happens, so listeners at home, everybody shots
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: on me. Go to your cabinet and poor one and
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: then drink it. Okay. The next line was I could
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: vomit just looking at you.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Oh my feet of wings, barf bag.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's resetter bonzwards and.
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: What musical or Rosen blanche in mm hmm Kristen found
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: of music?
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: The hills are alive, The hill survives the musical?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, Oh definitely watch that? Yeah all right. Question seven,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: what favor does Uncle Angelo ask Dorothy for?
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: Mm hmm.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Gina Wells is awesome.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Sleeper with this man yep, referring to Stamp.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Alright, This next one is a no stumponus. So I
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: don't get a point for it, but you might if
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: you know the answer. All right, Who is Jessica Hahn?
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: Mm hmm. Eddie Pence, she was the mistress of the
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: uh Tammy Faye Baker and what's the other what's the
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: guy's name?
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: You can do this, Eddie.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Married Tammy Baker.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Come on, run through all your names.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: You always do, Lewis. According to Robert.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: The name of a TV show is a corning.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: Jim, Jim Baker, Jim and Tammy Faye Baker got the Jim.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: I would have gotten there.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: I wonder how many would it taken?
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Never know, Jesus.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: All right, yeah, give Eddie his bonus.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: I did.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Thanks. Oh, when was the first time Dorothy threw Stan
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: out of bed? Mm hmm.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Kristen in the Poconos, Emi emil zuntz in the Poconos.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know what some of those words were, but yes,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: it was the honeymoon and the Poconos. All right, Kristen
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: gets point. Yeah, I don't know what the meal thing was?
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Was that like the name of the hotel or something?
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: I wasn't Yeah, moving on, She's like, I don't know either.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Whatever I wrote, I realized you also didn't know. One
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: couldn't tell me. As the self appointed Berlin Wall. What
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: does Sophia say, will happen to Stan if he tries
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: to climb over her to get to Dorothy Kristen.
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: Barbed wire between his legs, Yes, that.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: He'll know what. Barbed wire between his legs feels like, Eddie,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: you're not swinging that big dick energy today, And then
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: Shriveled up the refractory period that was in the pool shrinkage.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: When I first saw that episode, I was like, that's
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: that's the thing, that's for real.
• 26:49
  Speaker 8: It is.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: You know, Okay, I was still pretty young, and I
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: was like, what the fuck it? What does it come back?
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Smaller and smaller and smaller and till there's no dick.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: That's why men don't take as many baths the water.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: That's how you get micro penis. You take it up beats.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's yeah. Like Epstein was a huge bath taker.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: That's why I had that weird little dick too soon. Sorry,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that, oh he had. Yeah, it's reportedly
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: he has that. Like it's almost kind of shaped like
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: an egg. It's like a weird deformity like Age of
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Men yet where it's like really fucking tiny, but like
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: shape weird anyway, That's enough about that piece of ship.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Let's go on. What is Angelo's secret, Kristen.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: He's not a priest, yep, done, done, dumb, it's a mediu.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: I'm an added priest, but I'm not sure it's not
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: really Italian? Is that a secret? He's not old or Italian?
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: Not old.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: I'm a forty I'm actually from Brooklyn.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: All right, this next one, I want to make sure
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: I'm ready. Why did Angelo break his mother's deathbed promise
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: to become a That's fine, I paused. I don't want
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: to fucking get a lecture again. Just answer that.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: Because he stopped off to get a drink and he
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: saw that that nice ass on that waitress. And that's
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: more important than I was.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Just gonna say.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: Dead ass ass d a.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: As much shit as I give you. I want Eddie
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: to play the quiz every week, and as you don't,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: you can't half ass magic. But you can't half ass
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: this quiz and still do well, is what.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: That's what I bring, half ass energy.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: I want to see half ass magic.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Now have you seen him do the like his little
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: hand gestures and the have you seen his special.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Unspecial?
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I can't have any does.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: The bird comes out?
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, check that out. You haven't seen
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: that yet. It's so good. Twelve, everything's good, all right,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I got distracted. Sophia also broke a promise to her mother.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: She didn't marry Benito. What was Benito's job, Kristen.
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: He was the town organ monkey manufacturer.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: No, no, some of those words are right, though.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Some of them are right, but not all of them.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: If Gina has the complete answer, she'll get the point.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: The town's organ monkey grinder hat manufacturer.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, he specifically made the tiny hats for organ grinding monkeys.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: What a fucking niche market. I don't know.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Somebody's gotta make them.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't want to say you'd be less poor
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: in your small Sicily village, but like, get a job
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: that more than.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: Makes a lot of Yeah, they don't make themselves.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: All right. I would think it's just like I forgot
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: to ask for a score. But this is the last question,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: so actually it doesn't matter. We know I have Oh,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I have a point this time, so Kristin wouldn't have
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: been joyful about it anyway. All right, let's go to
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: the last question. Sometimes I do this and you guys
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: love it, sometimes you don't. So all I'm gonna say
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: is last line.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: What is it? Kristen Sophia, She says, pull yourself together,
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: prissy kat Gershwin confused a lot of people.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Oh that's it?
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Who won that?
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: I think it was close.
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: Aaron got one, Gina got three, and he got four
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: and I got six. Yeah, if Eddie had gotten the
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: last one, we would have been tied.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: We start last game two point difference. Yeah, if we
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: started imposing like a two point handicap on Kristen, Eddie
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: would almost have a chance if he came back again.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: That's not fair. No, we're not going to because she
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: does well.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Also, Eddie's averaging like two episodes a season as a guest,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: so like he won't be back for a little from
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Busy Man.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Busy Man returns a lot of things to target, we
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: found out.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Plus, if I don't keep trying to woo him over
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: to be on the cartoon show with Bill, I will
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: be in trouble with my my producer on that side.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: So yeah, what's the cartoon show?
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: It's called After School Midlife Special. We watched the first
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: episode of eighties and nineties cartoons, and so he wants
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: to do the the Hulk Hogan Rocking whatever. And we've
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: been we've been holding off on Jay Joe for you
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: and Jerry at some point, Okay, and yes, yeah, so's
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of fun. It's We're a Baby, That's
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: a baby podcast.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: Hit me up about it. I'll jump in something.
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: I think they've done some great shows on there. It's fun.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Our fourth unofficial member who is taking our Blanche seat
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: a lot is my buddy James or our friend James.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: He's all of our friends. And yes, now Bill has
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: me asking him to be on for a show that's
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: like a heavy prop show. It's like fifty animation fifty.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: So I've become the schmoozy guest person.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: So what's it called animation fifty? What what's it called?
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: The show?
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: The show, the one you want James for, the.
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: One you want him to watch, the cartoon, Oh, the
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: one that James would be on.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, we were going to do oh ah, yeah we
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: we missed Super Mario Brother Super Show.
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: That was a great episode to listen to.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Fucking wild anyway, all right, Gina, can you dazzle us
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: with some trivia and apologies? Because I I think I
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: saw you look up the okay, the Jim Baker thing.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just I looked up Jessica Han. She was an actress,
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: had a sex scandal with Jim Baker. I don't really
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: know what the scandal was.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: They did it, and then after the fact she was like,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: he kind of groom slash raped me, truthfully, but I
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: wanted to be famous more than Yeah. It was bad,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: So her Betelman was Stan. Since he's been on so
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: many times, I've just been looking up random shit he's
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: been in, so this time it's he was in Barefoot
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: in the Park and we had Bill Dana as Angelo.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: He was on the Bill Dana Show. I wonder who
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: he played, and the Spike Jones Show. Miss b Arthur
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: won an Emmy for this episode.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: And you wive it.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: Really you have to get submitted, don't you. Yeah, Rose
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: saying she wants to try to get airborne as a
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: reference to The Flying Nun, which starred Sale Sally Field
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: and Herb Edelman was in one episode, which is fun. Uh.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Bill Dana will appear as Angelo five times and he's
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: younger than either Be or Astelle. So you're right to
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: clock the heir and makeup. Lasagnel florno is a Northern
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Italian recipe, which is weird because Sophia is from Sicily,
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: But whatever. Dan Rather is an American journalist, and George
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Gershwin was a composer, And oh, we're getting a live
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: photo of Bill Dana.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: Got in twenty seventeen MM. Composer George Gershwin was a composer.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: So is Bill Dana.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Oh does it say that?
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Oh on the z IMDb.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Ohly, shit, what do you compose?
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: We gotta know?
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, he hadn't worked in a while.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, he was on Empty Nest for an episode Blossome.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: He played it the same character. Did he play the
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: same character on Empty Nest because it's a spin off?
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: No, it says Nathan he played this.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: He played himself eighty five times. Guys.
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: Oh, I want to know where he was a composer.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't read composer somewhere.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: That's what it said.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: I will do.
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it said click on soundtrack? What soundtracks?
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: The Danny Thomas Show.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Performer of June in January in January. Well, if you
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: make up a song, you can copyright it.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: And get you know, register it The Bill Dana Show.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: He had his own show. Never seen it. I don't
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: know if you guys have seen it or heard of it.
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: Don Nott's Nice clean, wholesome Hour. I'm sorry, what don
• 36:12
  Speaker 7: Nott's nice clean, decent, wholesome hour.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: Oh there it is.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's the thing.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Wow. Now we're just exploring his uh credits kids Riveting podcasting.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: How dare you? How very dare you?
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: He liked to play this character, Jose he Meenez apparently,
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: so he played all the ethnicities.
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Italian, Mexican, chameleon.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, he was Jose Humenez in his own show.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Wait what Yeah, and then he had some spinoff where
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: it study like a travel show.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, I've seen him in this outfit before.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Oh it's a spinoff of the Danny Thomas Show. It
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: was called Bida The Bill Dana Show. But he played
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Jose Jmenez. Okay, so this is like.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Dick Banke Show because Van Dyke's last name was Petrie
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: and Dick Van Dyke Show.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Oh I didn't remember, Yeah they weren't.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: That must have been a thing where like it was
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: more important for the celebrity name to be attached than
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: the actual.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: Name of the character probably makes sense.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because wasn't Mary Tyler Moore Mary something? She wasn't
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: her last name, wasn't more in that m I didn't think.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: So we just got to get you an Eddie Pinch show.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Can you be an easily sounding Latin American bellhop?
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: I think so?
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Can we hear that? Could you do an offensive Italian accent?
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Felice felice annos.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Pro when some like Bo Derek dreads or braids. I
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: guess it was a braid anyway? All right about?
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 38:00
  Speaker 7: Was it?
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: I forget Dorothy?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Thank you?
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: I want to say. I want to say I wrote
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: a very strong case against Dorothy this week because, first
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: of all, if for nothing else, her outfits this week
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: were at an all time terrible. Last week, the grabed
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: that Doe episode. By the end, I was like, I
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: actually kind of like that super long like sweater coat
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: thing she had on. I hated everything else she was wearing,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: but like, if you had like black skinny jeans, that
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: was something you could try to repurpose and not look crazy.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Maybe this week her outfits were fucking wild and I
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: hated them all. So that was the first thing I
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: wrote down, was like she's a fashion criminal. Then she
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: was a criminal because she bought that hideous gold brooch
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: that looked like it would cause physical pain.
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: It was awful, it was off.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Then she almost blows the cover story several times,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Like first she's just like, I'm not gonna do it.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Fuck you, mom, you've survived a stroke and you're very old,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: but whatever. Then she's like trying to tell Angelo. And
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: then when she's finally like whatever, I'll do it, she
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: starts just like these like jabbing, cutting remarks on Stan
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: that whole Like when they first find out there's gonna
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: be a hurricane, She's just like dig after dig after dig,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: and like Angela, Sophia has to say they adopted the stewardess.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, she is not trying to seem like she's
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: happily married to this man still for forty years, So
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: that's fucking rude to her mom. Then the next villain thing,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: and this is I wish you guys could see me,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: but truthfully, you probably watched the episode. She does this
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: kiss thing where she kisses her pinky finger and blows
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: it at him, and it makes me want to die.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: It is the.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Weirdest fucking blown kiss. Then on screen it looks creepy.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: It made her hands look freakish, like big, but like
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: not in that hand, because her whole hand went to
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: her mouth, and she fucking weird door thing. Then she's
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: giving total mixed messages to stand because like she basically
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: slams the door in his face. He says, oh, it's
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: clear he got injured in the ordeal. When it's bedtime,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: then you know, her uncle comes in and goes, so
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: please sleep with this man, and she's like fine, whatever.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: She kicks him on the floor and makes him sleep
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: on the floor, and then all of a sudden, with
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: a couple really fucking terribly sung songs, she changes her mind.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: That's villainous. You are leading that poor man on with
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: your mixed messages, ma'am poor man. And then at the
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: end of it all, she's like fully back in love
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: with this crazy person. So she's also stupid and that
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: should be villainous.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: Also, well, she's she's hurt he cheated on her. She
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: multiple she wants to love him, but she's so hurt.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like that when when you go back to
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: a cheater for like the ninetieth day, Yeah, that's you.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: You're the dumb fucking villain idiot.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: This is going to kind of pave the way for them.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: They kind of rekindle a romance later on. So, but
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: he kind of opened the door because he gave the
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: money back.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he didn't wear the two pay anymore.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Don't worry, he'll have that back. Don't worry. We're not
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: done on two pays.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: You like I did? I did?
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: You did?
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Do you want the dan rather to pay? I can
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: get you don't really need you have hair?
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: I mean I can.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: It's fine, it's not We can get him some spray
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: and spray hair like. Yeah, there's a guy that wears
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: it on Love Island and he freaks us out.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Are the men and your family balled?
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Eddie?
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: My dad's oh wait, my dad's eighty and he's pretty thin.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: But you know that's respectable. Would you shave your head, Eddie?
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Would you be that guy?
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: No?
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: Because I have a couple of bumps in the top
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: of my skull. It look weird. So you just clean
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: whatever water if it rained.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: What are those bro.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: On your head?
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a crater on the top of your head.
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: Birds use it as a drinking fountain.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Not how cute, like a Disney prince.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: They'd come in a sleep outside.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: What crosses those those divots in your head?
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: Like accident when I was a child.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: I'm not whipping dog shit at each other.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: No, this was we were jumping bikes off ramps like
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: an idiot. The eighties. Man, it was the eighties. We
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: were insane.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: You didn't know. Yeah, like come eighties man, I'd be
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: I don't even like to be outside that much. And
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I had a bike accident in the eighties. Like, we
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: were just unsupervised.
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: For the ground ship, we had a we had a
• 43:18
  Speaker 7: jump ramp and then uh, for some reason, we put
• 43:20
  Speaker 7: a landing ramp right on the sidewalk, so you jump
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: and then land, and then.
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: You'd land on the land Yeah, you're right, but you'll
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: need the landing ramp. It's pointless, but we had it.
• 43:31
  Speaker 7: And then I took my bike around the corner so
• 43:32
  Speaker 7: I get some speed up, right, And that's when I
• 43:34
  Speaker 7: was around the corner that my friends moved the ramps
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: farther apart to be dicks, to be like, oh see
• 43:41
  Speaker 7: if you can make it farther, jump And I went
• 43:43
  Speaker 7: to jump, and the front tire on the way down
• 43:45
  Speaker 7: caught the front of the ramp and I flipped over
• 43:48
  Speaker 7: and then the bicycle handle poppy on the top.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Wait, so you did like a reverse scorpion. You did
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: like you would have been on fucking ridiculousness for this.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: Ship pretty much. It would be great for Jackass, let's
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: get it.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: I mean Rob dear Dick would have loved that to
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: see you her first scorpion?
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: Did you have to like go to the hospital?
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: Was it bleeding?
• 44:12
  Speaker 7: I was bleeding up top, But I think the thing
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: that hurt the worst is it was cold outside and
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: my hands smacked down on the concrete and they went numb,
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: so I couldn't open the door to get inside.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: So I was just standing outside grind just like bleeding, right,
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: I couldn't you It's probably nine or ten.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Headphones bleed a lot more than Yeah, we know that
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: from restaurant. I know that from the forehead, different reasons.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: It's fine. Wow, Hey, so do you have anything coming
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: up in the next few weeks? We last week?
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't have any show.
• 44:53
  Speaker 7: I mean show from week to week, so I don't
• 44:56
  Speaker 7: have no idea, Like I just got a show tonight,
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: but this show is not coming.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: This show won't air today.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: I bet it was awesome.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: It was the best show I've ever had.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: You missed it, you guys?
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I did this whole Italian accent.
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: Can we hear it?
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: I killed? How you do?
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: He doesn't do words.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: Killed? They crushed?
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: All right? Well, if they do want to see you
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: in a in the future, stand up gig. Where can
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: they follow you?
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: Follow me on my social media is at Eddie Pence
• 45:31
  Speaker 7: or go to Eddiepence dot com.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: You get your Wikipedia back.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: No, because I'm not of notoriety. I'm not of note.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: Not what they say you're. You're a person. You're not
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: a person. Notoriety is what they them.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: I disagree.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: They took it down.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: You're a pony.
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: I have a pony.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Person of notoriety.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: No interest. There's a there's a TV show the Ponies. Yeah,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: person of no interest. It's like anyway, whatever, you're a
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: person of great interest. Tell us you know who else
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: is of great interest to us? Us and where can
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: they find us? Kristen.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: You can find us across all social media at Alalani Pod.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: You can also email us at allan I Pod at
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: gmail dot com.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: Do it, email us right now, do it?
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Thank you? Again for stopping by. Eddie. It's been out,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: but this is me, hi.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Abby, my care.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, the cheesecake is ready, and I heeded up your
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: coke zero so it would be like a coffee experience
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: for you. You're welcome.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: That sounds nasty, but thank you for doing that.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: I appreciate it.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: You want some ice cubes? I just imagine Amy with
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: little like potholders holding a hot coke. She spills it everywhere.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: All right, That's that's it.
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: We're gonna get out of here.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Bye kids, Bye bye b